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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Did you go to serial killers dot com to get
your picture for your press pass for this year's Derby.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
That press pass picture was taken by my phone just
seconds after the email came that you all have to
do Derby coverage. We send your picture now.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
Looks like Nick Nolty on a bad night.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
You know what does look like is Nick Nolty's mugshot.
It doesn't remember Nick Nolty's mugshot.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
I agree, That's why I'm saying it.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
I was so pissed off.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
He does this because he's hoping's security won't let him in, right,
he's so excited about doing the show. Welcome back Dues
Radio eight forty whs it is five oh Tuesday. No,
it's not as Turby or Turby either way, it's Turby.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
Hey, well, an eighty two year old won one hundred
meter dash in a downpour. Pretty impressive. The guy's name
one hundred and two.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
What are he running in? Thirty three seconds? No, let
me guess three minutes.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
He's how old guys in better shape than eighty two
year old? He is eighty two year old?
Speaker 1 (01:11):
Oh, I thought you said one hundred.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
You don't listen to him. I think don't take John Olden,
he listens to me. John Alden just said no, he
said eighty to Just.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
Wait John, you'll start tuning it tuning out soon. Well,
there's some truth to that I did. I really, I'm sorry.
I thought you said one hundred and two. That's why
I was like, how you know, I was trying to
I'm trying to be mean.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
The guy's name is Dominic Stealado.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
Hey, it's gonna tell you boy, Hey, Dominic, show what
he did the other day?
Speaker 3 (01:37):
Hey, hey, would you like some lots of pasta?
Speaker 2 (01:40):
The carve up for the big hundred.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
Meter races fast.
Speaker 3 (01:44):
He's the fastest white boy a se Wait a minute, hey, Dominic,
take some of it. Great, then put on your past
It'll hip your carve up with the big hood it
meet it.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
Run what he run it in?
Speaker 2 (01:57):
Well, that's I'll tell you just a second. But it
was also a downpour rain when he ran.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
It and wait for the rain stop?
Speaker 2 (02:03):
He ran the no because it was it was a competition.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
You can't you wait for the rain to stop?
Speaker 2 (02:08):
And no, you kidding me?
Speaker 1 (02:10):
Not?
Speaker 2 (02:10):
In the slam Bang, Live on the Razor's Edge, Laugh
in the face of death, work Field senior track and field.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
Which we probably qualify for now.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
No, we do. Uh. Anyway, the senior, the eighty two
year old senior ran the Uh I'm sorry, one hundred
meter dash.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
Same thing. No, it's not really close.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
Let's get somebody smart in here. Mario. What's the difference
between one hundred meters and a hundred yards?
Speaker 1 (02:41):
It's the same answer. I ask you, and you say
three inches?
Speaker 2 (02:48):
Okay, let me collect myself. He ran it at sixteen
point two seconds.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
That's great, right, I think he. I don't think if
you trained for entire year you could beat that number.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
There's no way.
Speaker 4 (03:06):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
The eighty two year old Daminic Stelladu, He, hey, mad,
you beat your dumble oh to sixteen?
Speaker 5 (03:16):
Du takes his sniff of his little inhaler.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
Hey, yeah, he said. You know, I said, if I
beat twenty seconds, I get a date with his system.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
Hey.
Speaker 3 (03:31):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
He was representing the Philadelphia Masters Track and Field Association.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
A pretty good good story.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
It is eighty two year old out there, you're.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
Running on yard dash.
Speaker 5 (03:42):
Thanks, what are you going to be doing an eighty
two years old?
Speaker 1 (03:45):
Uh? Not hanging out with either one.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
I'll tell you my thirty year old wife.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
That's uh again. People are talking about the Nick Saban,
not Nick Saban, Bill Belichick interview. It is so awkward,
and the twenty four year old girlfriend is off to
the side, stops the interview twice. She goes, we're not
answering that question, and it was like and he there
(04:12):
were several answers he had. Mind you, this is sixty minutes.
They invented investigative reporting. So he's they're doing this interview
and he starts answering his questions like he did in
the press conferences. I don't know anything about that. I
guess we'll play the game at two pm. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
I'm just here.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
So well, good fun, because it's like he wanted to
be gracious and have some answers, and about halfway through
he morphed back into that guy and it was just
in this weird old ratty sweatshirt. He was awful. Creature
was awful. It did not help him.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
So you think he just went back to muscle memory
from his press conference.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
Here's my thing, here's my thing. I know nil's everything.
Pay players, but if you're a kid sitting at home
and you're thinking about playing for North Carolina next year.
You're like, I'm not playing for that guy. Why you're
not playing for that crazy old s ob I mean, seriously,
you're not. You're not playing for that guy. Looked terrible.
(05:17):
And then he's and I'm not gonna instagram stuff. She's
dating you for the Instagram followers.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
I'm not gonna that's okay, I'm not gonna make this
Captain Steuben joke.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
Please don't.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
I dated a girl fifteen years younger than me.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
I know there's a lot to talk about. We all
thought you were drugging her. We all thought you were
drugging her with something would love.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
Yeah, all right, I can't masculinity, you.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
Know, I can't even watch snakes on TV. Okay, because
the other night there was a Yellowstone and Skeeter, No,
not Skeeterketer. Which one is the one? Which one has
got their pink hair?
Speaker 2 (05:59):
Skeeter?
Speaker 1 (06:00):
Huh is that Skeeter.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
Skeeter?
Speaker 1 (06:03):
Yeah, her name is Skeeter. So they all get out
of their tents and they john they had accidentally set
the entire tent thing up where they're camping on a rattlesnake. Okay,
so everyone's getting out of their tent and they got
their little slow country music going on bron and the
guy that's making the food is named Cookie, of course
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it is. And he's making breakfast and Skeeter is not
coming out of her tent, and they're like, check on Skeeter.
So they went over to check on Skeeter and she
is sweating and she's laying there and they're like, oh yeah,
and he goes, and he goes and he knows now
something's wrong. So he takes his whatever stick and he
pulls the blanket back and there is a rattlesnake curled
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up on her chest. And I almost walked out of
the room because I could not take I literally for
some reason snakes. I think it's because I'm so next
to godliness and snake's equal evil.
Speaker 5 (07:03):
That's true, Well, Catholic Mafia that I could barely watch
that scene because I was like, I could do it.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
But that's but that's really how it was back then.
If you don't believe me, read a his street book already.
Speaker 1 (07:20):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
Well, with that said, hang on, that joke was hyhysterical,
wasn't it.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
He's getting me to hate him by the end of
the week.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
Hey, John, Hadden. What do you call a snake that
works for the government a spy? No, a silvil serpent
instead of a silver servant.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
Puts two dollars in the joke. There was a mega
den of rattlesnakes that was found in UH. It was
found by the California Polytechnic State University researchers set up
a webcam. Are you ready for this?
Speaker 2 (08:00):
Yeah? Lay it on me.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
The den holds two thousand snakes.
Speaker 2 (08:12):
Yeah, snakes, don't bother me.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
Look it up. Look up the live stream California Polytechnic
State University. There's no way I'm doing it. The views.
It's well over streaming. At one time over two million
people have watched it. Two million, but not two million
in a one because I'm not looking at it.
Speaker 2 (08:33):
Oh, I'm looking.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
Oh it's awful. I can't even Ooh. Even I found
the story, I can't find them. Even in Indiana Jones
when he when they fall into the pit where the
Holy not Holy Grail, the thearc of the Covenant is,
all those snakes are down there. I felt like Indiana
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Jones because he says, why does it have to be snakes?
Speaker 2 (09:02):
Very dangerous?
Speaker 1 (09:02):
And I don't know what happened when I was young.
Maybe it is because I'm next to holiness.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
I think it's ironic that you're not. You're not a
fan of snakes? Put that right there. I'm afraid of spiders,
snakes not so much. Are we supposed to have a
calling guests?
Speaker 1 (09:22):
Oh? Did someone call the hotline?
Speaker 5 (09:24):
They are right now?
Speaker 1 (09:25):
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Okay, here we go. Let
me remind I gotta figure out which one. If it's
Melanie or Lalila, Well find out who it is.
Speaker 2 (09:38):
You know they can hear when they're on hold, right, Ah,
what is it?
Speaker 5 (09:42):
It's Laila?
Speaker 4 (09:42):
Hey?
Speaker 1 (09:43):
Layla? He Laila?
Speaker 2 (09:46):
Hey?
Speaker 1 (09:46):
Uh Layla? Are you a fan of snakes? Can you
watch snakes on TV? Can you? Can you hold a snake?
Speaker 4 (09:54):
Oh? Yeah, absolutely, I could totally hold a snake and
watch them on TV. I'm all about snakes too.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
I can't do it. I don't know how you do it.
I don't know how you do it. I can watch
I can't even Yes, I don't understand how you did that.
Why would you want the food chain in your living room?
I mean you have to feed it animals, because like
the party, did you feed it live animals? Yeah? Oh,
it's awful.
Speaker 2 (10:17):
I got it. Here's where it happened. That's why I
sold him because it was mice, and then went to rats,
and then the next progression was going to be bunnies,
and I'm.
Speaker 1 (10:27):
Like, oh, you can't feed bunnies, Layla.
Speaker 2 (10:29):
How are you?
Speaker 4 (10:31):
I'm doing great? How are you all?
Speaker 1 (10:33):
We're doing fantastic. It's Derby Week, so we're just rolling
on through. But we wanted to make sure we talk
to you about what is going on, Layla. Tell everybody
about what organization you guys help run.
Speaker 4 (10:48):
Awesome. So we are from FEAT Families for Effective Autism
Treatment and we have been providing social and educational resources
for autistic individuals and their families since nineteen ninety nine,
so it's been a long time, but the organ was
originally created by a group of parents. They just wanted
to share resources and experience and really really built that
community in the lois area. So now in twenty twenty five,
(11:09):
we serve close to six thousand families in the Louisville
and surrounding areas with tons of programming like get your
Feet Wet program for swim classes geared towards autistic individuals,
and the Endeavor Program, which is our partnership with Carriage House.
So we've got tons of things going on all year long.
Speaker 1 (11:26):
And nowadays the obvious is the crazy you just said,
six thousand families. I mean and when I was growing up,
no one even knew the word autistic.
Speaker 4 (11:40):
Yeah, exactly. Just the testing, the more awareness that we have,
testing is going up in those cases are going up
as well, and those families, those are families that need resources.
So we're just here to make sure that everybody gets
what they need, especially in our area.
Speaker 1 (11:52):
Yeah, and obviously you know when you talk about the spectrum,
there is just it's just different level family the families
that need help, right, I mean, but you can handle
all of those different situations because they are I mean,
there are different they're different level of autism, and then
there's different categories inside of all of that. It can
(12:15):
be confusing.
Speaker 4 (12:17):
Absolutely, Like you said, it's a it's a spectrum, and
it's there's so many different ends of the spectrum. But
here at Feet we kind of we want to help
all all levels of autism, all areas of the spectrum.
So no matter where you fall in that area, we'd
love to help you all out, and especially with our
five k coming up, we'd love to have you all out.
Everyone out to get some resources there as well.
Speaker 2 (12:37):
What's the details on the five k okay So.
Speaker 4 (12:41):
This year is our twentieth year hosting the FEAT five
k SO Run Walk for Autism. It's going to be
on May seventeenth at the Parklands at Floyd's Fort. Come
out and join us. We'd love to have you all.
We have a vendor village with over fifty resources, food trucks,
tons of families for the fun. Fun for the family.
So just any resources of this is your first time
coming out to a FEAT event, This is a great
first event. We'd love to have you all out just
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to see all the things that we've got going on.
So you can register at feet five k dot com.
You we'd love to have you all.
Speaker 1 (13:08):
Out feet five k dot com. I love it, Laila,
thanks for calling in today. Good luck. We'll see you
out there.
Speaker 4 (13:15):
Yes, thank you so much.
Speaker 2 (13:16):
Got it? Got it?
Speaker 1 (13:19):
You and Laila and your snakes. I can't all understand it. John,
Are you cool snakes?
Speaker 5 (13:24):
Not a lot of snakes. I can be around one
snake maybe as long as I can step on it
if I need to.
Speaker 2 (13:31):
Now spiders and sharks.
Speaker 1 (13:32):
I am not. I'm not as strong as you.
Speaker 2 (13:35):
What if they ever came up with a spider shark,
then I'd be I just a spider.
Speaker 5 (13:39):
Off of my newborn daughter. The other day, Oh my gosh,
we're walking aroundside, you're under a tree. Here comes a
little little baby spider.
Speaker 1 (13:49):
John was in the bath when he was about four, yeah, five,
five years old, Yeah, and there was a spider on
the wall, and I go, hey, look there's a spider.
And at that time, so he's joking around and the
spider jumped in the air and it landed on his, uh,
franking beans. Yeah, and at the time he end on
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at the time, he had nails, Okay, So he went
to strike at the at the because he felt like
he thought the spider bit him on his beans.
Speaker 2 (14:23):
Oh my gosh.
Speaker 1 (14:24):
So he started screaming and scratching at his own franking beans.
The water was going everywhere. He jumped out of the
bath and he ran around the house and soaking wet, screaming.
The spider bit his wee wee. So I had to finally,
I finally cornered him in the in the kitchen.
Speaker 2 (14:44):
Had a nickel for every time I said that.
Speaker 1 (14:46):
So I had to corner him in the kitchen and
sometimes you gotta you gotta give him a little smack
because they don't listen screaming. They're screaming, so you gotta
go smack and again, smack him in the face. You
go back and then they quiet. Yeah, and he was
like whoo. And then we investigated and he had a
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little bite. Hang on, this is crazy, now, this is
a crazy story. So he's got the little bite mark
on his So I had to put him on the
island in the kitchen and then we had to look
at his scot So he said, there's a little mark
there and I said, I think the spider got you.
Speaker 2 (15:24):
Did his wiener get superpowers?
Speaker 1 (15:26):
Okay, here's the deal. Remember when John was like Chris
Farley and he would run into desks and he would
fall down a lot. That made sense, And then all
of a sudden, there was one day to where he
just started getting everything right. He never got another. He
never got a b after that. He was wrestling and
he was all that stuff was going on. He was
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bidden by a radioactive spider on the scrotum.
Speaker 2 (15:53):
That makes total sense, I mean, does it? It makes
total sense? Because when he was running around, falling around,
putting on his face. Yeah, that's Vanetti's kid. Now all
of a sudden, he's a rocket service.
Speaker 1 (16:03):
He literally is a rocket scientist. In three weeks, he
got bit by a radioactive spider on his scrotum. So
don't think that might happen to your daughter, would you?
Speaker 2 (16:13):
Reckon?
Speaker 5 (16:14):
Hey, you're never too young to get bitten by a spider.
Speaker 2 (16:16):
Right right, Maybe you should not say I'm not saying that.
Speaker 1 (16:22):
I'm not saying no, all right, so she never know.
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Speaker 1 (17:26):
Bargain Supply, East Jefferson Street. Going out there. If you
are sitting back onto your back deck, they have these
cool refrigerator type things with you put your wine in it.
Put that in there with your beer and everything. If
you're looking upgrade and everyone has a If you have
an older house and it's a hotter upstairs, they have
the window units. They have a stack of those in
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Venetti sent me back after this on news radio eight
forty whs. All right, sit down, Mario, We're going to
be part of our deal discussion here. It's from Reddit.
Speaker 5 (18:04):
How many people call you super Mario?
Speaker 1 (18:06):
Is that he's asking us, asking again, John.
Speaker 5 (18:11):
How many people call you super Mario? Is that a
cliche that you get a lot? I get it, like
when I first meet people, but after a while I
don't get it as much.
Speaker 2 (18:20):
Get Mario Andretti. That's what I would say.
Speaker 1 (18:22):
Even know who Mario, and he's a race car driver
from the sixties or seventies. Why would he know?
Speaker 2 (18:30):
Okay, car, well, I need to do I but you
know who else? I know?
Speaker 4 (18:34):
Who?
Speaker 2 (18:35):
Do you know? Dick Trickle? I don't know who that is.
Speaker 1 (18:37):
That's an actual drive was actually d I.
Speaker 5 (18:39):
Wished to watch race cars Stevie Wonder.
Speaker 1 (18:42):
Oh boy, I know, I know boy.
Speaker 2 (18:45):
I'm slow clapping that boy, I'm slow clapping that one.
Speaker 1 (18:48):
Boy.
Speaker 2 (18:49):
Yeah, that's all around.
Speaker 1 (18:51):
John Auden, his wife is his wife's gonna go. Since
you started doing the Tony and Dwight Show, you've changed.
Speaker 2 (19:00):
You seem dumber.
Speaker 1 (19:01):
Now what do you what do you call your grandmother
my grandma like nana or I never met my grandma? Okay,
you know depressing stuff like that. How about your grandp
How about your grandpa?
Speaker 5 (19:15):
My grandpa died?
Speaker 2 (19:20):
Poor guy, wish to come to work, have coffee, social
media stuff.
Speaker 1 (19:26):
It's not my.
Speaker 2 (19:27):
Fault, it's your fault.
Speaker 1 (19:30):
Because sometimes grandma calls their kids like their grandkids, something different.
Speaker 2 (19:34):
Than the nicknames.
Speaker 1 (19:35):
Grandma's have nicknames for their grandkids.
Speaker 2 (19:37):
You want to ask him how puppies doing. Now, see
how that goes.
Speaker 1 (19:40):
I don't want to take a chance that got run over.
Here we go uh okay, So this is a Reddit
code called what's a cheat code you discovered in real life?
That actually works? Here's number one?
Speaker 2 (19:50):
Number one.
Speaker 1 (19:51):
Thankful people get more, They get more invites, they get
more gifts, they get more everything. Take that FI five
seconds and thank that friend for inviting you over or
helping you with X y Z.
Speaker 2 (20:06):
I want less invites.
Speaker 1 (20:07):
Well, yes, but this is for normal people, not you know,
so Mario and John. For normal people being thankful people
get more stuff. Agree or disagree?
Speaker 2 (20:19):
Agree?
Speaker 5 (20:20):
What about you, John? I'd say that's probably true, But
I've never thought about whether or not I get more
or less for that sort of thing.
Speaker 1 (20:27):
I think people notice when you don't yes say thank
you more than they notice if you say thank.
Speaker 5 (20:33):
You like wow, they're not appreciative.
Speaker 2 (20:35):
Here's what I will do, like whatever. It could be
poor and rain, it could be seventeen below zero. But
if somebody lets me out in traffic, that damn wind's
coming down and I'm waving at him. Okay, but what
pisses me off is when I let somebody out in
traffic and they.
Speaker 5 (20:52):
Just so they have to wavey.
Speaker 2 (20:55):
Yeah, you gotta get who doesn't wave? What kind of
a lunatic doesn't wait? I don't.
Speaker 1 (21:02):
I always I think I thanked people a lot because
I set the bar so low that I was not
going to get anything ever that if I got something
I went, they thank you like it was always a
surprise right here right. But I think that's probably again,
I think people notice more when you don't thank them
than when they and you actually do. It just goes
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right by them. But we'll see. Here's the second one.
You beat surprised what people will do for you if
you just ask. My mom was really big on you
won't get you what you want if you don't ask
for it. So I grew up with a lot of
practice just asking for what I wanted. When I took
this into the real world, people were always shocked on
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how just asking got you something. That is true.
Speaker 2 (21:51):
She sounds to me like a real asshole.
Speaker 1 (21:56):
What do you ask? Wholes get?
Speaker 2 (21:58):
They get nothing to like it, They get everything.
Speaker 1 (22:00):
They get everything.
Speaker 2 (22:01):
Every asshole that we have around.
Speaker 1 (22:03):
Here that they're not.
Speaker 2 (22:08):
That is no, He's definition of what an ass hole
is an asshole is somebody that asks you for advice
and then doesn't take it.
Speaker 1 (22:17):
No, But then then that's not what we're talking about. No,
I'm just saying, Okay, what we're talking about is the
squeaky not a squeaky wheel. So in the office, there's
always a squeaky wheel that's always kind of complaining that
wants this, this and this we have they get everything,
you understand, they get everything in the office, okay. And
the people that just go, yeah, I'll do it, that
don't ask for stuff, they have to do all the work. Okay,
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so they're but here's where this is correct. People are like, oh,
I didn't get that job. Did they know you wanted it?
Like how many times have you did you tell them
you wanted the job or you were interested in the job, Like,
you can't assume that they know you want that job.
Speaker 5 (23:02):
You gotta at least ask. You gotta let them know.
Speaker 1 (23:04):
Yes, you gotta let them know, and then you want
a couple of days off. If you don't ask, for sure,
you're not getting them right.
Speaker 2 (23:13):
And here's what else you gotta do after you ask,
Like say, all right, let me give you real world example.
This is you and your boss. Hey, Gus, I need
next Tuesday and Wednesday and Thursday off. And then after
you finish that, you gotta say you have twenty four hours,
and you put them on a clock.
Speaker 1 (23:31):
You don't like Mario. Don't listen any time.
Speaker 2 (23:35):
Yeah, anytime you're talking to Mario, don't someone in authority.
Speaker 1 (23:39):
Don't do that.
Speaker 2 (23:40):
Ask them whatever you want.
Speaker 1 (23:41):
Don't do that.
Speaker 2 (23:41):
And then you do this, I've never heard of that.
And then you do this, you have twenty four hours,
or if you email them ask for something, then you
go dot dot dot dot dot dot dot. Then in
capitals you have twenty four hours. That's just real world
business advice from the college I went to.
Speaker 1 (23:57):
Here's another one of business. Uh, listen, just listen. People
love to talk, and you will learn a lot about
what or who people are if you just listen.
Speaker 5 (24:09):
Don't say anything, just be quiet.
Speaker 2 (24:11):
What's the del Carnigie thing. Talk to somebody about them,
Like if I were to talk to Tony about himself,
he talked to me all day long. Well, that's everybody.
Appeals to everybody's ego. If you talk, if you bring
up somebody, you know, Hey, Mario, tell me about yourself
we'll talk all day long.
Speaker 1 (24:26):
I would never do that on a date. But yes,
I'm my favorite topic, right of course. But listening is
people will tell you who they are. And then here's
the other part of that advice. Believe them.
Speaker 5 (24:39):
Believe them.
Speaker 1 (24:41):
If they show you there in a hall, believe them.
Speaker 2 (24:45):
Hey, thank you for going out on a date. Would
you like two of my home This is my favorite mirror?
Speaker 1 (24:52):
Do not And this is in the list, but I'm
gonna throw that in there on this one, don't. I
loved abrasive people because at least I knew where they stood. Okay,
we had, we had. We've had several bosses that were
just crazy tell us in our early days, crazy tell
us that we were idiots, and you know we I
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can't even believe you have a job here and all that,
but at least we knew where the guy stood. The
people that lie to you, those are the ones you
got to worry about.
Speaker 2 (25:21):
Snaky, Hey, you know what, and this is just coming
to my head right now.
Speaker 1 (25:28):
Okay, go with the dude.
Speaker 2 (25:29):
No I'm not I might be stupid.
Speaker 1 (25:30):
No no, no, no, no, go out there, say buddy.
Speaker 2 (25:36):
I just thought that might be good In a song,
smile to your face. But the whole time they want
to take your place, their backstabbers.
Speaker 5 (25:45):
That happens all the time.
Speaker 2 (25:46):
Do you think that would be a good song?
Speaker 1 (25:48):
You think you should put it on a plate?
Speaker 2 (25:49):
Knock it around in my head right now.
Speaker 1 (25:51):
Here's the big one, and it's important, and tell my
wife this one all I'm.
Speaker 2 (25:57):
Nervous when Tony walks in the room and says, here's
the big one. But in this instance it.
Speaker 1 (26:02):
Was the old to my wife wonders why her order's
wrong all the time. You know why her orders wrong
all the time because she rolls through her order all
in one day. You have to order one thing. Stop, amen, stop,
then make sure they stop with the pen and then
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go to the next item. So this guy says the
same thing. He says, look when you order food in
line like a chipolte.
Speaker 2 (26:32):
Hang on a second, John, did you hear how he Mario?
Did you hear him pronounce that? Am I Latin America?
Or what happened? Because now I feel like I've been
working on it felt a different. Oh my gosh, this
is creepy.
Speaker 1 (26:50):
Just stand there and watch them when they put the
item on your chipolte. Don't say what the next item
is until they're finished. You want to get it all correct,
take a time. But most importantly, and this is mostly
for women, because guys usually just go number three or
I'll have the cheeseburger medium and then that's it. Women
(27:13):
have to go a little bit farther, stop, do the order, stop,
and then move on. Yes, that's how you get it done. Okay.
This one, by the way, gen Z is stealing. Boy.
My girlfriend charges organic produce as non organic at the
(27:34):
self checkout. It saved us a lot of money over
the years. Son, that's stealing.
Speaker 2 (27:40):
You're not sleep it? Okay, ye sleep?
Speaker 5 (27:45):
Can you hear something my wife does?
Speaker 1 (27:48):
Oh boy, here we go. Time.
Speaker 5 (27:49):
She'll buy something like a new pair of shoes or
something on Amazon, whatever it may be. She'll take her
older shoes and return them as if she was returning
the new shoes.
Speaker 2 (27:58):
Oh boy, Oh get it? Hey, yes, get it?
Speaker 1 (28:04):
A federal fraud because it's yeah, there was a person
that worked here. She has three kids and they she
always had her house decorated, like in the specific crazy
amount of decorations. And I was like, how can you
afford that? She goes? Oh I don't she goes. I
carefully open all the packages. I set it all out
(28:24):
for the party, and then she puts it back into
the packages and takes all of the decorations back the
day after the party. I say, she doesn't pay a
dime for her decorations of her birthday parties. For a kid,
it's crazy. It's steal. It's stealing.
Speaker 2 (28:41):
I do the same thing with my underwear. Wear them
one day and then here's tuesday back. That's wrong. I
didn't sit right. Who knows, Tony, Maybe you're wearing the
very same underwear that I returned.
Speaker 5 (28:52):
Like clothes is different though, if you got to try
it on, you might not like it.
Speaker 2 (28:56):
You take it back, Tony looks green all of a sudden,
it's gross. Did you enjoy the birthday? President?
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Right after that, news radio eight forty WHS
Did you go to serial killers dot com to get
your picture for your press pass for this year's Derby.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
That press pass picture was taken by my phone just
seconds after the email came that you all have to
do Derby coverage. We send your picture now.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
Looks like Nick Nolty on a bad night.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
You know what does look like is Nick Nolty's mugshot.
It doesn't remember Nick Nolty's mugshot.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
I agree, That's why I'm saying it.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
I was so pissed off.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
He does this because he's hoping's security won't let him in, right,
he's so excited about doing the show. Welcome back Dues
Radio eight forty whs it is five oh Tuesday. No,
it's not as Turby or Turby either way, it's Turby.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
Hey, well, an eighty two year old won one hundred
meter dash in a downpour. Pretty impressive. The guy's name
one hundred and two.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
What are he running in? Thirty three seconds? No, let
me guess three minutes.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
He's how old guys in better shape than eighty two
year old? He is eighty two year old?
Speaker 1 (01:11):
Oh, I thought you said one hundred.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
You don't listen to him. I think don't take John Olden,
he listens to me. John Alden just said no, he
said eighty to Just.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
Wait John, you'll start tuning it tuning out soon. Well,
there's some truth to that I did. I really, I'm sorry.
I thought you said one hundred and two. That's why
I was like, how you know, I was trying to
I'm trying to be mean.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
The guy's name is Dominic Stealado.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
Hey, it's gonna tell you boy, Hey, Dominic, show what
he did the other day?
Speaker 3 (01:37):
Hey, hey, would you like some lots of pasta?
Speaker 2 (01:40):
The carve up for the big hundred.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
Meter races fast.
Speaker 3 (01:44):
He's the fastest white boy a se Wait a minute, hey, Dominic,
take some of it. Great, then put on your past
It'll hip your carve up with the big hood it
meet it.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
Run what he run it in?
Speaker 2 (01:57):
Well, that's I'll tell you just a second. But it
was also a downpour rain when he ran.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
It and wait for the rain stop?
Speaker 2 (02:03):
He ran the no because it was it was a competition.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
You can't you wait for the rain to stop?
Speaker 2 (02:08):
And no, you kidding me?
Speaker 1 (02:10):
Not?
Speaker 2 (02:10):
In the slam Bang, Live on the Razor's Edge, Laugh
in the face of death, work Field senior track and field.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
Which we probably qualify for now.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
No, we do. Uh. Anyway, the senior, the eighty two
year old senior ran the Uh I'm sorry, one hundred
meter dash.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
Same thing. No, it's not really close.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
Let's get somebody smart in here. Mario. What's the difference
between one hundred meters and a hundred yards?
Speaker 1 (02:41):
It's the same answer. I ask you, and you say
three inches?
Speaker 2 (02:48):
Okay, let me collect myself. He ran it at sixteen
point two seconds.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
That's great, right, I think he. I don't think if
you trained for entire year you could beat that number.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
There's no way.
Speaker 4 (03:06):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
The eighty two year old Daminic Stelladu, He, hey, mad,
you beat your dumble oh to sixteen?
Speaker 5 (03:16):
Du takes his sniff of his little inhaler.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
Hey, yeah, he said. You know, I said, if I
beat twenty seconds, I get a date with his system.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
Hey.
Speaker 3 (03:31):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
He was representing the Philadelphia Masters Track and Field Association.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
A pretty good good story.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
It is eighty two year old out there, you're.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
Running on yard dash.
Speaker 5 (03:42):
Thanks, what are you going to be doing an eighty
two years old?
Speaker 1 (03:45):
Uh? Not hanging out with either one.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
I'll tell you my thirty year old wife.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
That's uh again. People are talking about the Nick Saban,
not Nick Saban, Bill Belichick interview. It is so awkward,
and the twenty four year old girlfriend is off to
the side, stops the interview twice. She goes, we're not
answering that question, and it was like and he there
(04:12):
were several answers he had. Mind you, this is sixty minutes.
They invented investigative reporting. So he's they're doing this interview
and he starts answering his questions like he did in
the press conferences. I don't know anything about that. I
guess we'll play the game at two pm. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
I'm just here.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
So well, good fun, because it's like he wanted to
be gracious and have some answers, and about halfway through
he morphed back into that guy and it was just
in this weird old ratty sweatshirt. He was awful. Creature
was awful. It did not help him.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
So you think he just went back to muscle memory
from his press conference.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
Here's my thing, here's my thing. I know nil's everything.
Pay players, but if you're a kid sitting at home
and you're thinking about playing for North Carolina next year.
You're like, I'm not playing for that guy. Why you're
not playing for that crazy old s ob I mean, seriously,
you're not. You're not playing for that guy. Looked terrible.
(05:17):
And then he's and I'm not gonna instagram stuff. She's
dating you for the Instagram followers.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
I'm not gonna that's okay, I'm not gonna make this
Captain Steuben joke.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
Please don't.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
I dated a girl fifteen years younger than me.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
I know there's a lot to talk about. We all
thought you were drugging her. We all thought you were
drugging her with something would love.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
Yeah, all right, I can't masculinity, you.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
Know, I can't even watch snakes on TV. Okay, because
the other night there was a Yellowstone and Skeeter, No,
not Skeeterketer. Which one is the one? Which one has
got their pink hair?
Speaker 2 (05:59):
Skeeter?
Speaker 1 (06:00):
Huh is that Skeeter.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
Skeeter?
Speaker 1 (06:03):
Yeah, her name is Skeeter. So they all get out
of their tents and they john they had accidentally set
the entire tent thing up where they're camping on a rattlesnake. Okay,
so everyone's getting out of their tent and they got
their little slow country music going on bron and the
guy that's making the food is named Cookie, of course
(06:26):
it is. And he's making breakfast and Skeeter is not
coming out of her tent, and they're like, check on Skeeter.
So they went over to check on Skeeter and she
is sweating and she's laying there and they're like, oh yeah,
and he goes, and he goes and he knows now
something's wrong. So he takes his whatever stick and he
pulls the blanket back and there is a rattlesnake curled
(06:47):
up on her chest. And I almost walked out of
the room because I could not take I literally for
some reason snakes. I think it's because I'm so next
to godliness and snake's equal evil.
Speaker 5 (07:03):
That's true, Well, Catholic Mafia that I could barely watch
that scene because I was like, I could do it.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
But that's but that's really how it was back then.
If you don't believe me, read a his street book already.
Speaker 1 (07:20):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
Well, with that said, hang on, that joke was hyhysterical,
wasn't it.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
He's getting me to hate him by the end of
the week.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
Hey, John, Hadden. What do you call a snake that
works for the government a spy? No, a silvil serpent
instead of a silver servant.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
Puts two dollars in the joke. There was a mega
den of rattlesnakes that was found in UH. It was
found by the California Polytechnic State University researchers set up
a webcam. Are you ready for this?
Speaker 2 (08:00):
Yeah? Lay it on me.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
The den holds two thousand snakes.
Speaker 2 (08:12):
Yeah, snakes, don't bother me.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
Look it up. Look up the live stream California Polytechnic
State University. There's no way I'm doing it. The views.
It's well over streaming. At one time over two million
people have watched it. Two million, but not two million
in a one because I'm not looking at it.
Speaker 2 (08:33):
Oh, I'm looking.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
Oh it's awful. I can't even Ooh. Even I found
the story, I can't find them. Even in Indiana Jones
when he when they fall into the pit where the
Holy not Holy Grail, the thearc of the Covenant is,
all those snakes are down there. I felt like Indiana
(08:57):
Jones because he says, why does it have to be snakes?
Speaker 2 (09:02):
Very dangerous?
Speaker 1 (09:02):
And I don't know what happened when I was young.
Maybe it is because I'm next to holiness.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
I think it's ironic that you're not. You're not a
fan of snakes? Put that right there. I'm afraid of spiders,
snakes not so much. Are we supposed to have a
calling guests?
Speaker 1 (09:22):
Oh? Did someone call the hotline?
Speaker 5 (09:24):
They are right now?
Speaker 1 (09:25):
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Okay, here we go. Let
me remind I gotta figure out which one. If it's
Melanie or Lalila, Well find out who it is.
Speaker 2 (09:38):
You know they can hear when they're on hold, right, Ah,
what is it?
Speaker 5 (09:42):
It's Laila?
Speaker 4 (09:42):
Hey?
Speaker 1 (09:43):
Layla? He Laila?
Speaker 2 (09:46):
Hey?
Speaker 1 (09:46):
Uh Layla? Are you a fan of snakes? Can you
watch snakes on TV? Can you? Can you hold a snake?
Speaker 4 (09:54):
Oh? Yeah, absolutely, I could totally hold a snake and
watch them on TV. I'm all about snakes too.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
I can't do it. I don't know how you do it.
I don't know how you do it. I can watch
I can't even Yes, I don't understand how you did that.
Why would you want the food chain in your living room?
I mean you have to feed it animals, because like
the party, did you feed it live animals? Yeah? Oh,
it's awful.
Speaker 2 (10:17):
I got it. Here's where it happened. That's why I
sold him because it was mice, and then went to rats,
and then the next progression was going to be bunnies,
and I'm.
Speaker 1 (10:27):
Like, oh, you can't feed bunnies, Layla.
Speaker 2 (10:29):
How are you?
Speaker 4 (10:31):
I'm doing great? How are you all?
Speaker 1 (10:33):
We're doing fantastic. It's Derby Week, so we're just rolling
on through. But we wanted to make sure we talk
to you about what is going on, Layla. Tell everybody
about what organization you guys help run.
Speaker 4 (10:48):
Awesome. So we are from FEAT Families for Effective Autism
Treatment and we have been providing social and educational resources
for autistic individuals and their families since nineteen ninety nine,
so it's been a long time, but the organ was
originally created by a group of parents. They just wanted
to share resources and experience and really really built that
community in the lois area. So now in twenty twenty five,
(11:09):
we serve close to six thousand families in the Louisville
and surrounding areas with tons of programming like get your
Feet Wet program for swim classes geared towards autistic individuals,
and the Endeavor Program, which is our partnership with Carriage House.
So we've got tons of things going on all year long.
Speaker 1 (11:26):
And nowadays the obvious is the crazy you just said,
six thousand families. I mean and when I was growing up,
no one even knew the word autistic.
Speaker 4 (11:40):
Yeah, exactly. Just the testing, the more awareness that we have,
testing is going up in those cases are going up
as well, and those families, those are families that need resources.
So we're just here to make sure that everybody gets
what they need, especially in our area.
Speaker 1 (11:52):
Yeah, and obviously you know when you talk about the spectrum,
there is just it's just different level family the families
that need help, right, I mean, but you can handle
all of those different situations because they are I mean,
there are different they're different level of autism, and then
there's different categories inside of all of that. It can
(12:15):
be confusing.
Speaker 4 (12:17):
Absolutely, Like you said, it's a it's a spectrum, and
it's there's so many different ends of the spectrum. But
here at Feet we kind of we want to help
all all levels of autism, all areas of the spectrum.
So no matter where you fall in that area, we'd
love to help you all out, and especially with our
five k coming up, we'd love to have you all out.
Everyone out to get some resources there as well.
Speaker 2 (12:37):
What's the details on the five k okay So.
Speaker 4 (12:41):
This year is our twentieth year hosting the FEAT five
k SO Run Walk for Autism. It's going to be
on May seventeenth at the Parklands at Floyd's Fort. Come
out and join us. We'd love to have you all.
We have a vendor village with over fifty resources, food trucks,
tons of families for the fun. Fun for the family.
So just any resources of this is your first time
coming out to a FEAT event, This is a great
first event. We'd love to have you all out just
(13:02):
to see all the things that we've got going on.
So you can register at feet five k dot com.
You we'd love to have you all.
Speaker 1 (13:08):
Out feet five k dot com. I love it, Laila,
thanks for calling in today. Good luck. We'll see you
out there.
Speaker 4 (13:15):
Yes, thank you so much.
Speaker 2 (13:16):
Got it? Got it?
Speaker 1 (13:19):
You and Laila and your snakes. I can't all understand it. John,
Are you cool snakes?
Speaker 5 (13:24):
Not a lot of snakes. I can be around one
snake maybe as long as I can step on it
if I need to.
Speaker 2 (13:31):
Now spiders and sharks.
Speaker 1 (13:32):
I am not. I'm not as strong as you.
Speaker 2 (13:35):
What if they ever came up with a spider shark,
then I'd be I just a spider.
Speaker 5 (13:39):
Off of my newborn daughter. The other day, Oh my gosh,
we're walking aroundside, you're under a tree. Here comes a
little little baby spider.
Speaker 1 (13:49):
John was in the bath when he was about four, yeah, five,
five years old, Yeah, and there was a spider on
the wall, and I go, hey, look there's a spider.
And at that time, so he's joking around and the
spider jumped in the air and it landed on his, uh,
franking beans. Yeah, and at the time he end on
(14:12):
at the time, he had nails, Okay, So he went
to strike at the at the because he felt like
he thought the spider bit him on his beans.
Speaker 2 (14:23):
Oh my gosh.
Speaker 1 (14:24):
So he started screaming and scratching at his own franking beans.
The water was going everywhere. He jumped out of the
bath and he ran around the house and soaking wet, screaming.
The spider bit his wee wee. So I had to finally,
I finally cornered him in the in the kitchen.
Speaker 2 (14:44):
Had a nickel for every time I said that.
Speaker 1 (14:46):
So I had to corner him in the kitchen and
sometimes you gotta you gotta give him a little smack
because they don't listen screaming. They're screaming, so you gotta
go smack and again, smack him in the face. You
go back and then they quiet. Yeah, and he was
like whoo. And then we investigated and he had a
(15:07):
little bite. Hang on, this is crazy, now, this is
a crazy story. So he's got the little bite mark
on his So I had to put him on the
island in the kitchen and then we had to look
at his scot So he said, there's a little mark
there and I said, I think the spider got you.
Speaker 2 (15:24):
Did his wiener get superpowers?
Speaker 1 (15:26):
Okay, here's the deal. Remember when John was like Chris
Farley and he would run into desks and he would
fall down a lot. That made sense, And then all
of a sudden, there was one day to where he
just started getting everything right. He never got another. He
never got a b after that. He was wrestling and
he was all that stuff was going on. He was
(15:49):
bidden by a radioactive spider on the scrotum.
Speaker 2 (15:53):
That makes total sense, I mean, does it? It makes
total sense? Because when he was running around, falling around,
putting on his face. Yeah, that's Vanetti's kid. Now all
of a sudden, he's a rocket service.
Speaker 1 (16:03):
He literally is a rocket scientist. In three weeks, he
got bit by a radioactive spider on his scrotum. So
don't think that might happen to your daughter, would you?
Speaker 2 (16:13):
Reckon?
Speaker 5 (16:14):
Hey, you're never too young to get bitten by a spider.
Speaker 2 (16:16):
Right right, Maybe you should not say I'm not saying that.
Speaker 1 (16:22):
I'm not saying no, all right, so she never know.
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are sitting back onto your back deck, they have these
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Put that in there with your beer and everything. If
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Venetti sent me back after this on news radio eight
forty whs. All right, sit down, Mario, We're going to
be part of our deal discussion here. It's from Reddit.
Speaker 5 (18:04):
How many people call you super Mario?
Speaker 1 (18:06):
Is that he's asking us, asking again, John.
Speaker 5 (18:11):
How many people call you super Mario? Is that a
cliche that you get a lot? I get it, like
when I first meet people, but after a while I
don't get it as much.
Speaker 2 (18:20):
Get Mario Andretti. That's what I would say.
Speaker 1 (18:22):
Even know who Mario, and he's a race car driver
from the sixties or seventies. Why would he know?
Speaker 2 (18:30):
Okay, car, well, I need to do I but you
know who else? I know?
Speaker 4 (18:34):
Who?
Speaker 2 (18:35):
Do you know? Dick Trickle? I don't know who that is.
Speaker 1 (18:37):
That's an actual drive was actually d I.
Speaker 5 (18:39):
Wished to watch race cars Stevie Wonder.
Speaker 1 (18:42):
Oh boy, I know, I know boy.
Speaker 2 (18:45):
I'm slow clapping that boy, I'm slow clapping that one.
Speaker 1 (18:48):
Boy.
Speaker 2 (18:49):
Yeah, that's all around.
Speaker 1 (18:51):
John Auden, his wife is his wife's gonna go. Since
you started doing the Tony and Dwight Show, you've changed.
Speaker 2 (19:00):
You seem dumber.
Speaker 1 (19:01):
Now what do you what do you call your grandmother
my grandma like nana or I never met my grandma? Okay,
you know depressing stuff like that. How about your grandp
How about your grandpa?
Speaker 5 (19:15):
My grandpa died?
Speaker 2 (19:20):
Poor guy, wish to come to work, have coffee, social
media stuff.
Speaker 1 (19:26):
It's not my.
Speaker 2 (19:27):
Fault, it's your fault.
Speaker 1 (19:30):
Because sometimes grandma calls their kids like their grandkids, something different.
Speaker 2 (19:34):
Than the nicknames.
Speaker 1 (19:35):
Grandma's have nicknames for their grandkids.
Speaker 2 (19:37):
You want to ask him how puppies doing. Now, see
how that goes.
Speaker 1 (19:40):
I don't want to take a chance that got run over.
Here we go uh okay, So this is a Reddit
code called what's a cheat code you discovered in real life?
That actually works? Here's number one?
Speaker 2 (19:50):
Number one.
Speaker 1 (19:51):
Thankful people get more, They get more invites, they get
more gifts, they get more everything. Take that FI five
seconds and thank that friend for inviting you over or
helping you with X y Z.
Speaker 2 (20:06):
I want less invites.
Speaker 1 (20:07):
Well, yes, but this is for normal people, not you know,
so Mario and John. For normal people being thankful people
get more stuff. Agree or disagree?
Speaker 2 (20:19):
Agree?
Speaker 5 (20:20):
What about you, John? I'd say that's probably true, But
I've never thought about whether or not I get more
or less for that sort of thing.
Speaker 1 (20:27):
I think people notice when you don't yes say thank
you more than they notice if you say thank.
Speaker 5 (20:33):
You like wow, they're not appreciative.
Speaker 2 (20:35):
Here's what I will do, like whatever. It could be
poor and rain, it could be seventeen below zero. But
if somebody lets me out in traffic, that damn wind's
coming down and I'm waving at him. Okay, but what
pisses me off is when I let somebody out in
traffic and they.
Speaker 5 (20:52):
Just so they have to wavey.
Speaker 2 (20:55):
Yeah, you gotta get who doesn't wave? What kind of
a lunatic doesn't wait? I don't.
Speaker 1 (21:02):
I always I think I thanked people a lot because
I set the bar so low that I was not
going to get anything ever that if I got something
I went, they thank you like it was always a
surprise right here right. But I think that's probably again,
I think people notice more when you don't thank them
than when they and you actually do. It just goes
(21:23):
right by them. But we'll see. Here's the second one.
You beat surprised what people will do for you if
you just ask. My mom was really big on you
won't get you what you want if you don't ask
for it. So I grew up with a lot of
practice just asking for what I wanted. When I took
this into the real world, people were always shocked on
(21:47):
how just asking got you something. That is true.
Speaker 2 (21:51):
She sounds to me like a real asshole.
Speaker 1 (21:56):
What do you ask? Wholes get?
Speaker 2 (21:58):
They get nothing to like it, They get everything.
Speaker 1 (22:00):
They get everything.
Speaker 2 (22:01):
Every asshole that we have around.
Speaker 1 (22:03):
Here that they're not.
Speaker 2 (22:08):
That is no, He's definition of what an ass hole
is an asshole is somebody that asks you for advice
and then doesn't take it.
Speaker 1 (22:17):
No, But then then that's not what we're talking about. No,
I'm just saying, Okay, what we're talking about is the
squeaky not a squeaky wheel. So in the office, there's
always a squeaky wheel that's always kind of complaining that
wants this, this and this we have they get everything,
you understand, they get everything in the office, okay. And
the people that just go, yeah, I'll do it, that
don't ask for stuff, they have to do all the work. Okay,
(22:40):
so they're but here's where this is correct. People are like, oh,
I didn't get that job. Did they know you wanted it?
Like how many times have you did you tell them
you wanted the job or you were interested in the job, Like,
you can't assume that they know you want that job.
Speaker 5 (23:02):
You gotta at least ask. You gotta let them know.
Speaker 1 (23:04):
Yes, you gotta let them know, and then you want
a couple of days off. If you don't ask, for sure,
you're not getting them right.
Speaker 2 (23:13):
And here's what else you gotta do after you ask,
Like say, all right, let me give you real world example.
This is you and your boss. Hey, Gus, I need
next Tuesday and Wednesday and Thursday off. And then after
you finish that, you gotta say you have twenty four hours,
and you put them on a clock.
Speaker 1 (23:31):
You don't like Mario. Don't listen any time.
Speaker 2 (23:35):
Yeah, anytime you're talking to Mario, don't someone in authority.
Speaker 1 (23:39):
Don't do that.
Speaker 2 (23:40):
Ask them whatever you want.
Speaker 1 (23:41):
Don't do that.
Speaker 2 (23:41):
And then you do this, I've never heard of that.
And then you do this, you have twenty four hours,
or if you email them ask for something, then you
go dot dot dot dot dot dot dot. Then in
capitals you have twenty four hours. That's just real world
business advice from the college I went to.
Speaker 1 (23:57):
Here's another one of business. Uh, listen, just listen. People
love to talk, and you will learn a lot about
what or who people are if you just listen.
Speaker 5 (24:09):
Don't say anything, just be quiet.
Speaker 2 (24:11):
What's the del Carnigie thing. Talk to somebody about them,
Like if I were to talk to Tony about himself,
he talked to me all day long. Well, that's everybody.
Appeals to everybody's ego. If you talk, if you bring
up somebody, you know, Hey, Mario, tell me about yourself
we'll talk all day long.
Speaker 1 (24:26):
I would never do that on a date. But yes,
I'm my favorite topic, right of course. But listening is
people will tell you who they are. And then here's
the other part of that advice. Believe them.
Speaker 5 (24:39):
Believe them.
Speaker 1 (24:41):
If they show you there in a hall, believe them.
Speaker 2 (24:45):
Hey, thank you for going out on a date. Would
you like two of my home This is my favorite mirror?
Speaker 1 (24:52):
Do not And this is in the list, but I'm
gonna throw that in there on this one, don't. I
loved abrasive people because at least I knew where they stood. Okay,
we had, we had. We've had several bosses that were
just crazy tell us in our early days, crazy tell
us that we were idiots, and you know we I
(25:13):
can't even believe you have a job here and all that,
but at least we knew where the guy stood. The
people that lie to you, those are the ones you
got to worry about.
Speaker 2 (25:21):
Snaky, Hey, you know what, and this is just coming
to my head right now.
Speaker 1 (25:28):
Okay, go with the dude.
Speaker 2 (25:29):
No I'm not I might be stupid.
Speaker 1 (25:30):
No no, no, no, no, go out there, say buddy.
Speaker 2 (25:36):
I just thought that might be good In a song,
smile to your face. But the whole time they want
to take your place, their backstabbers.
Speaker 5 (25:45):
That happens all the time.
Speaker 2 (25:46):
Do you think that would be a good song?
Speaker 1 (25:48):
You think you should put it on a plate?
Speaker 2 (25:49):
Knock it around in my head right now.
Speaker 1 (25:51):
Here's the big one, and it's important, and tell my
wife this one all I'm.
Speaker 2 (25:57):
Nervous when Tony walks in the room and says, here's
the big one. But in this instance it.
Speaker 1 (26:02):
Was the old to my wife wonders why her order's
wrong all the time. You know why her orders wrong
all the time because she rolls through her order all
in one day. You have to order one thing. Stop, amen, stop,
then make sure they stop with the pen and then
(26:23):
go to the next item. So this guy says the
same thing. He says, look when you order food in
line like a chipolte.
Speaker 2 (26:32):
Hang on a second, John, did you hear how he Mario?
Did you hear him pronounce that? Am I Latin America?
Or what happened? Because now I feel like I've been
working on it felt a different. Oh my gosh, this
is creepy.
Speaker 1 (26:50):
Just stand there and watch them when they put the
item on your chipolte. Don't say what the next item
is until they're finished. You want to get it all correct,
take a time. But most importantly, and this is mostly
for women, because guys usually just go number three or
I'll have the cheeseburger medium and then that's it. Women
(27:13):
have to go a little bit farther, stop, do the order, stop,
and then move on. Yes, that's how you get it done. Okay.
This one, by the way, gen Z is stealing. Boy.
My girlfriend charges organic produce as non organic at the
(27:34):
self checkout. It saved us a lot of money over
the years. Son, that's stealing.
Speaker 2 (27:40):
You're not sleep it? Okay, ye sleep?
Speaker 5 (27:45):
Can you hear something my wife does?
Speaker 1 (27:48):
Oh boy, here we go. Time.
Speaker 5 (27:49):
She'll buy something like a new pair of shoes or
something on Amazon, whatever it may be. She'll take her
older shoes and return them as if she was returning
the new shoes.
Speaker 2 (27:58):
Oh boy, Oh get it? Hey, yes, get it?
Speaker 1 (28:04):
A federal fraud because it's yeah, there was a person
that worked here. She has three kids and they she
always had her house decorated, like in the specific crazy
amount of decorations. And I was like, how can you
afford that? She goes? Oh I don't she goes. I
carefully open all the packages. I set it all out
(28:24):
for the party, and then she puts it back into
the packages and takes all of the decorations back the
day after the party. I say, she doesn't pay a
dime for her decorations of her birthday parties. For a kid,
it's crazy. It's steal. It's stealing.
Speaker 2 (28:41):
I do the same thing with my underwear. Wear them
one day and then here's tuesday back. That's wrong. I
didn't sit right. Who knows, Tony, Maybe you're wearing the
very same underwear that I returned.
Speaker 5 (28:52):
Like clothes is different though, if you got to try
it on, you might not like it.
Speaker 2 (28:56):
You take it back, Tony looks green all of a sudden,
it's gross. Did you enjoy the birthday? President?
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you have it basically an MRI. You could see the
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