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Speaker 1 (00:00):
What is this?
Speaker 2 (00:00):
This is the new Sammy Hagar. It's just like it's
caught a encore thank you good night.
Speaker 1 (00:09):
What does that mean he's retiring.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
No, it's a it's an okay song. It's right, Mario's
John Oben, It's okay.
Speaker 3 (00:18):
I really like I didn't play the entire guitar solo intest.
Speaker 4 (00:22):
Thank you for not doing that.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
I wanted to thank you through the talk back, but
I couldn't because uh, we went on live. But thank
you for ending the beginning of that. So anyway, this
is the new song you potted.
Speaker 5 (00:34):
It'll be the only time this song played on radio ever, probably, Yeah,
it's the only time ever. There's no radio station on
planet Earth, so I like that. We'll play this song
when it can't.
Speaker 6 (00:45):
No, there's not except for maybe in Cabo New Rolling Stones.
Speaker 4 (00:49):
Nope, No, never played Hey what by the news s freeze?
Speaker 5 (00:52):
No, cause you know why, because peop don't want to
live forty years in the past.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
Well it's I That's exactly why I want to hear
new music, because I lived for you. But anyway, on
that new song, I thought, well, it's okay, let's do it.
They did an interview and they said, well, you know, how,
how'd you come up with this song?
Speaker 1 (01:09):
Goes?
Speaker 2 (01:09):
Well, you see, Eddie van Halen came to me when
I was sleeping and had a conversation with me.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
And after he died. Yeah, oh boy, I'm like, could.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
You just say, hey, I wrote the song. You gotta
go into the He visited me in a dream.
Speaker 5 (01:25):
Well, sometimes it happens. Are you going to tell me
that that pixie like muse that was at Uncle Ron's
funeral that channeled the poem? Were you not at Uncle
Ron's funeral? No, guys, uncle Ron dies. He's the reason
that Dwight I.
Speaker 4 (01:43):
Are absolutely no question.
Speaker 5 (01:45):
And we go to his funeral and it's at his house,
like in his backyard, and they literally have we all
brought a dish like it was and we played volleyball.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
This is what he wanted.
Speaker 5 (01:55):
But first they set up this big, huge thing and
there was like flowers in water.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
And at the next.
Speaker 5 (02:02):
To the setup and where his ashes were was this
lady in a bikini and she was tiny and she
had like a floppy hat and she was just laying
there and her floppy hat was over her eyes and
everyone's like, what's up with the and they're like, oh,
that's the that's that's the lady. We're like, what lady lady,
and they're like, she channeled Uncle Ron. She goes and
(02:25):
they said open the funeral the funeral thing. We opened
the funeral thing and there's a poem and this was
channeled from Uncle Ron through her. And when I was like, oh, okay,
so that's what it was, she laid there as we
walked by and put a pulled a flower in the
water and just went, hey, floppy hat. Lady walked on
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and then we played volleyball and got drunk the rest
of the day.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
Hey can you tell what I'm thinking? Pixie lady? You know,
can you tell what I'm thinking right now?
Speaker 5 (02:58):
And the other part was they said go in the house,
and I was like, I'll take it to her own
Corona's house. So there was a cat cat litter box,
like a giant one next to his bed and I
was like, oh, yeah, he had cats. He goes, no, no, no, no,
that's not for the cats. They were like Uncle Ron
would wake up, fire half a cigarette down and just
throw the cigarette on the carpet. So his wife had
(03:22):
to buy a giant cat litter sandbox and slid it
next to his bed, so when he woke up, he
would just throw the.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
Sick that works, right, And then I noticed that. I
was like, there are cigarettes works. It's right next to
his bed. It works.
Speaker 4 (03:41):
You know it's right.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
It were You're right.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
Getting back to the Sammy Hagar saying he he was
visiting a dream. His book, very interesting book, man, you
read it talked about how he grows up. You know,
Dad would beat him, they would have to escape out
the window on paid eggs, would come home drunk, talk
about the boxing year, talk about you know, all the
rock backstage and as great book, and all of a
(04:05):
sudden there's the chapter this. Oh and also one night
Aliens downloaded a bunch of numbers into my head.
Speaker 4 (04:13):
And that's why I am the way to end today.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
Stop Like Sammy Hagar said that.
Speaker 4 (04:17):
Yeah, I'm just like, can you just leave that chapter out?
Speaker 1 (04:20):
I don't know what happens.
Speaker 5 (04:21):
I'm watching videos of Mel Gibson, I'm watching videos of
Sammy Hagar. It's like what happens to these dudes? You
get so famous, you get so rich, and then you
hit your late sixties and do you lose it all?
Like you did not get there's no aliens downloading numbers.
Speaker 4 (04:39):
You don't believe it? Are you kidding me?
Speaker 1 (04:43):
No?
Speaker 5 (04:43):
No, I think that you've done everything and everybody. Yeah,
and at that point your brain breaks because a man
is supposed to be in despair. Man is supposed to
be miserable. We're all supposed to be miserable. Do you
know where all great.
Speaker 1 (04:59):
Music comes from?
Speaker 4 (05:00):
Boys?
Speaker 1 (05:01):
Misery, misery and sadness?
Speaker 5 (05:04):
Pain, Pain is where all great music comes from. When
you get happy, name one song written by a happy person.
Bobby McFerrin, most Hated, most Hated. Those are the two
most hated songs in the world. Thank you for proving
my point. Two most hated songs in the world.
Speaker 4 (05:24):
Okay, let me just knock it out of the park then.
Speaker 1 (05:26):
Play one of them, so we know.
Speaker 4 (05:28):
How about this?
Speaker 1 (05:28):
Everybody know?
Speaker 4 (05:29):
How about Keith Richards Rolling Stones Happy?
Speaker 1 (05:32):
Terrible song?
Speaker 4 (05:33):
No, terribly awesome.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
It's a terrible to say that. It's a terrible stop.
Run my car into an embank.
Speaker 3 (05:43):
Strip.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
I would leap out for the car.
Speaker 3 (05:46):
It's that bad, huh or yeah?
Speaker 1 (05:55):
Sure?
Speaker 4 (05:56):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (05:57):
Happiness doesn't make good music. Drum and misery, get Rolling
Stones Happy?
Speaker 3 (06:04):
Yeah, I want to hear it.
Speaker 5 (06:06):
Oh no, the other one is even worse. The other
one is the grand poo ball of terrible songs? Which
one the other?
Speaker 1 (06:13):
Happy one? No, no, no, don't.
Speaker 7 (06:17):
Worry, Here we go. This is this is this is your song.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
Yeah, this is it's not bad Rolling Stones happy Baby.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (06:32):
I kept the dollar past.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
Okay, but all fairness, I said misery. But also I said,
what was Keith Richer's on when he did this?
Speaker 2 (06:40):
A lot of drugs, Big Jerker's girlfriend, a lot, a.
Speaker 5 (06:45):
Lot of drugs, A lot of drug drugs except a
lot of drugs.
Speaker 2 (06:49):
Well, but then there's also the other options. Sometimes it's
the exception, not the rule, but sometimes aliens download.
Speaker 5 (07:01):
I would say I think that I think the Rolling
Stones are the most well adjusted old famous dudes ever.
Speaker 4 (07:09):
I would say that.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
Yeah, if you see them interview, they're like, oh hey,
what's going on?
Speaker 5 (07:13):
Like they just they're like still buddies and stuff, and
they don't see each other a lot, which is probably
why they still like each other.
Speaker 4 (07:19):
So ron would you know Rolling Stones? Yeah, all the time.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
Like I'll see where he's going to music video Wars
or whatever in England, you know, like there are Grammys
whatever it might be and he'll be performing. But to
get there he'll ride the subway with his change of
clothes and like a suit bag. Yeah, and his guitar
just in a case. He rides a damn subway. He's
a stone, He's a rolling stone.
Speaker 5 (07:45):
But there are so many how many of the grunge
guys from Sound Garden.
Speaker 3 (07:50):
All the singers are dead. They're all dead.
Speaker 5 (07:53):
They couldn't they could not get out of their own
misery at the end where they couldn't. I guess they
could take not being famous anymore.
Speaker 4 (08:03):
But they were still famous. We they right, were they?
Speaker 3 (08:07):
So? Kirk Cobain was the first to go. Kirk Cobain
Payne stay not too long after Soundguard with Chris Cornell
was what ten fifteen years ago?
Speaker 1 (08:14):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (08:14):
Rose Rod though, and so was h So was Kirk Cobain.
Speaker 3 (08:18):
Blew his head was a stone Temple Pilots guy.
Speaker 5 (08:20):
Yeah, but so was Scott wild Uh No, Scott Wand's STP,
he said Chris Cornell.
Speaker 4 (08:27):
He Cornell, yes, No, but he said STP, And I
said Scott Wiland. Yeah, yeah, Chris Cornell.
Speaker 3 (08:32):
I mean he hung himself the night after his you
know what what what was ended up being his final
show in.
Speaker 1 (08:39):
His hotel room.
Speaker 4 (08:39):
Yes, so he didn't do any more shows after he
hung himself.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
Let me, I think, do we want to we want
to hit the dumb button on that one.
Speaker 4 (08:52):
We got it.
Speaker 5 (08:53):
Wow, we dumped it. You were such an idiot. We
had to dump it.
Speaker 4 (08:58):
No, why would you dump that?
Speaker 1 (09:00):
You're we just in case you know what we're trying
to look out for you, dude.
Speaker 4 (09:07):
We're really that's good quality joke. Just dump it like
a toilet fly. Listen, sweetie, He's the one that said
to you, that's good quality joke.
Speaker 5 (09:22):
This isn't a podcast. This is broadcast radio O contrare bonjour.
It's also the Tony and Dwight broad podcast. You can
download the Tony and Dwight podcast at iHeartMedia.
Speaker 3 (09:38):
And you can hear that bad joke there. Well there,
I mean, I can cut it out if you want,
but it's recording.
Speaker 4 (09:44):
I don't think so.
Speaker 5 (09:45):
I think we leave Dwight Witten at iHeartMedia dot com.
Speaker 1 (09:51):
Once you hear the joke.
Speaker 4 (09:53):
I thought it was a good quality joke.
Speaker 2 (09:54):
Yeah sure, Oh yeah, so you want to do cheapest
and most expensive hot dogs and Major League ball arks.
Speaker 1 (10:01):
No, I think that is a dumb story.
Speaker 4 (10:03):
Your face is dumb, like wol like.
Speaker 5 (10:05):
First of all, why does this step to do it?
I mean, I'm never going to be in Pittsback to
buy a hot dog?
Speaker 4 (10:10):
Then you know what am I going to be.
Speaker 1 (10:11):
In Pittsburgh to buy a hot dog? And why am I?
If I'm hungry, I don't care if it's four dollars
or eight I'm hungry.
Speaker 4 (10:16):
Then don't even ask me to do this next story?
Speaker 1 (10:19):
What's the next story?
Speaker 4 (10:20):
World's first sperm race to be held in Los Angeles?
Speaker 1 (10:23):
Where do you find I'm where do you find these?
Speaker 4 (10:26):
I'm not even going to do the story now.
Speaker 1 (10:28):
I said sperm racey sperm raise.
Speaker 4 (10:30):
In my line. Look at this headline. Get over here,
right here. First of all the line. Look see. First
of all, hey the U.
Speaker 1 (10:38):
First of all, all four of us won that race.
Speaker 4 (10:41):
Which my dad wouldn't be here. My dad told me
I must have cheated.
Speaker 1 (10:44):
All four of us wanted.
Speaker 4 (10:46):
No, wait, you're the smartest sperm. What did you do?
Speaker 1 (10:51):
It's not about the smartest, it's the most aggressive. They
gotta dig into that egg.
Speaker 2 (10:55):
You know what I did, right what? I head on
to a faster sperm and just him pulled me all
the way. The last second, I said, hey, you got
a phone call, and I went right in that egg.
Speaker 5 (11:04):
No, you got lost somehow found out in the in
the in the where you're supposed to be, or you
went down the other Filippian tube. Maybe the egg's down
that way. Come on, man, there are two Filoppian tubes.
Speaker 4 (11:21):
Correct, No, there is.
Speaker 1 (11:23):
There are two Filoppian tubes.
Speaker 4 (11:25):
Not if you're a Uniflope.
Speaker 1 (11:27):
Okay, so we're gonna have a biology class right now.
Speaker 2 (11:30):
Now, all the Uniflopes gonna be right. Well, it took
sixteen years, but a Spanish woman found out the hard way.
You don't build a pension system. Here's what happened. A
woman in Spain was pretending that she was mute. In
two thousand and three, an unidentified woman was attacked by
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a customer while working at the supermarket. Afterwards the incident,
she says she had PTSD and lost her ability to speak.
Speaker 4 (12:00):
That left the UH Supermarkets Insurance company on the hook
to pay the bill for her disability and pension. Uh.
But here's the thing. They hired.
Speaker 2 (12:12):
My wife would make it like one second, acting like
you can't talk, Are you kidding me?
Speaker 4 (12:17):
Watch one movie with her.
Speaker 1 (12:19):
No, I get it.
Speaker 2 (12:21):
Well, we're on the beach. I don't know the movie
you started. Years later, though, they decided let's get the uh.
Speaker 4 (12:29):
The insurance company said, let's get a private investigator involved.
They did. That's when they found out that the woman
who claimed to be mute was speaking normally on the streets.
Speaker 1 (12:38):
Isn't it mute, No, it's mute.
Speaker 4 (12:40):
No, it's mute.
Speaker 1 (12:40):
It is mute.
Speaker 4 (12:41):
Mute.
Speaker 1 (12:42):
Moot means it doesn't matter, right, got it?
Speaker 7 (12:44):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (12:45):
Anyway, they found out she could speak normally on the streets.
She chatted with other mothers on the outside of school.
Gates used herself.
Speaker 1 (12:52):
So she's stupid.
Speaker 4 (12:54):
Yeah, well I guess dumber.
Speaker 1 (12:55):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (12:56):
She attended zoom Zoomba classes, talked to everyone there, love zoo.
Just to go ahead and take it one more notch further.
The PI even approached her and asked her for directions.
She gave them directions with no problems. The case has
now been opened up and she's going to have to
repay all the everything she's collected for more than half
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a decade.
Speaker 4 (13:17):
You she gets weaight with it.
Speaker 5 (13:18):
You know what infuriates me what people that go to
zoomba classes that don't wear the little tassels on their pants.
Speaker 3 (13:24):
I've never even seen a zoom.
Speaker 5 (13:26):
When you do this thing, it's this is zoomba and
then you wear tassels on it. So then you're the they.
Speaker 4 (13:32):
Shake like Dolly Parton.
Speaker 5 (13:34):
Yeah, no, so they shake and you gotta have little
tassels on your zoomba pants.
Speaker 4 (13:39):
Dolly Party used to wear the tassels on her.
Speaker 1 (13:41):
Yeah, but that's on the jacket a little bit.
Speaker 3 (13:43):
That's uhants.
Speaker 4 (13:45):
They look up zooma pants.
Speaker 1 (13:46):
Yeah, zooma pants with tassels. This is.
Speaker 5 (13:50):
Pants with tassels. Okay, And so when you dance, the
tassels shake. But that's part of doing the zoomba. It's
infuriating you're not wearing the right pants.
Speaker 4 (14:00):
Finished the second.
Speaker 5 (14:00):
Don't bother to come to zoomba class if you don't
have zoomba pants.
Speaker 4 (14:06):
I gotta have these? Are these? Are these just nothing
but lady pants? Or can I get a pair?
Speaker 7 (14:10):
No?
Speaker 1 (14:11):
What you don't see gender?
Speaker 4 (14:12):
I don't see gender standing. Okay, let's here we go.
So zoomba pants with tassels, Boy, these are good looking things.
I might have to get a pair for Derby.
Speaker 2 (14:23):
I'm saying for Derby covers one fifty one Saturday Derby cover.
Speaker 4 (14:27):
I'm sorry, I meant to say Derby wand fifty wand.
Speaker 1 (14:32):
You gotta have the tassels. Okay.
Speaker 3 (14:34):
I feel like I've seen these in like music videos
this something.
Speaker 4 (14:37):
Yes, yes, I think I've seen it.
Speaker 1 (14:40):
All these gold ones are for you because you run.
Speaker 4 (14:43):
I can see you.
Speaker 5 (14:44):
Let me see, okay, yeah, because you could run your
hand and it changes colors when you run your hand castles.
Speaker 1 (14:48):
Okay, let me with tassels, hang on with tassels.
Speaker 4 (14:51):
Yeah, reminds me of a flya my girls. See. I
love your tassels, Babe. You and I were like sausage.
Speaker 1 (14:57):
And okay, okay, now we're in business, Charlton. There you go.
Now how much are those I don't know, Oh about
fifty bucks?
Speaker 2 (15:09):
Okay, So if they're lady drawers, I gotta go up
three sizes. Or is there a big, big lady store
that I can go to so I can feel better
and say, oh, just give me a medium.
Speaker 1 (15:21):
I think you're sixteen?
Speaker 4 (15:24):
Is that an insult?
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Have them do it for you.
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Speaker 4 (16:37):
They're workaholics.
Speaker 5 (16:38):
All right, just got the list. Jody Demling sent it
to me. This is today's lineup of lists for the races. Okay,
you know how they name it after stuff in louis.
Speaker 3 (16:47):
Oh yeah, yeah, that's yeah, yeah yeah.
Speaker 5 (16:49):
The first one is Race one is the Blue Boar Cafeteria.
Speaker 4 (16:52):
That's a good one.
Speaker 1 (16:53):
They used to be in the mall.
Speaker 3 (16:55):
We always.
Speaker 1 (16:58):
It's old people food afeteria style.
Speaker 2 (17:01):
Uh.
Speaker 5 (17:02):
Race two is Casa Grant grissanis now bear Noos.
Speaker 4 (17:09):
Yeah, but there was also Mama Grassani.
Speaker 5 (17:11):
Race three is the fifth Quarter. It's a still place
used to be off Preston or pop level Preston.
Speaker 2 (17:18):
No, the fifth quarter was off uh there several Oh yeah, yeah,
your because right.
Speaker 4 (17:23):
Off the interstate. Yeah right.
Speaker 6 (17:25):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (17:25):
Race four you'll like it. Ken would drive in.
Speaker 4 (17:28):
That is Race four.
Speaker 5 (17:31):
And all of our buddies on the river in downtown.
Race five is named after the Masterson's.
Speaker 1 (17:39):
That's because I know all those guys.
Speaker 5 (17:44):
Yeah, Billy and Brian and Andrew and all those guys. Wow,
that's crazy.
Speaker 4 (17:49):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (17:49):
Race six it used to be located over by our
old studio.
Speaker 4 (17:52):
I guess this, I guess this.
Speaker 5 (17:53):
Yeah, Louisville manor no. The Rib Tavern. Remember the Rib. Yeah,
that was right over by our own studios. That's where
we always to take clients. It was crazy.
Speaker 1 (18:04):
Uh. Race seven. I saw oh so many movies at
that place. Yes again, yes, a Fox, the Showcase Cinemas
which is now a Costco. But we saw every movie that.
Speaker 4 (18:17):
Was that was depressing.
Speaker 2 (18:19):
When they like when they tore down Showcase Cinema, yeah,
I was like, where the hell are you historical people
now when we need you.
Speaker 1 (18:27):
Race eight.
Speaker 5 (18:30):
The Toy Tiger. They have the Toy Tiger today. The
Toy Tiger is a race today. I wonder if that
is crazy.
Speaker 2 (18:37):
I got to look and see who I was running
in the eighth race to see if there's any.
Speaker 5 (18:41):
And the last one is Race nine Jim Porter's Good
Time Emporium.
Speaker 4 (18:45):
Pretty good.
Speaker 5 (18:45):
Wow, that's a great pret good good job that one.
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Go is Allen Electric? Six three six? Help is the number?
Speaker 4 (19:10):
Who is this?
Speaker 3 (19:11):
This is sleep token? I mentioned them the other day.
Speaker 4 (19:15):
We're just talking about well.
Speaker 2 (19:17):
Mario was saying, hey, it's a shame you guy disclose
your name when you win the lottery. And we were saying, oh, no, no,
you don't have to do that. You can just go
ahead and take the check and be a.
Speaker 5 (19:27):
Lot of people don't want to disclose the name that's
involved with this show.
Speaker 2 (19:31):
Right, No, that's true. But if I were to win
the lottery, I would say, yeah, I want you to
announce my name, but I go by the and that's
about my pseudonym name Tony Vanetti, not pseudonym.
Speaker 4 (19:44):
But what's it called? I would say, it's that's why
your phone was yesterday.
Speaker 1 (19:48):
I told him yesterday.
Speaker 5 (19:49):
Look, if I win, I'm gonna call you and I'm
just gonna say, go to the airport because I'm already
gonna have a private jet there.
Speaker 1 (19:56):
Don't pick up any clothes.
Speaker 6 (19:57):
Why am I going to airport? Why am I go
to the airport. Don't pick up any clothes. You're not
gonna need them. It's over. There's gonna be certain people
I invite.
Speaker 2 (20:08):
Now we go okay, sounds good. Hang up the phone
to say who's that? I'd say, toty Vinny, what.
Speaker 4 (20:14):
Do you want nothing? Turn the TV back on. Yeah,
now we just miss out.
Speaker 5 (20:18):
And then amar O the friends are on the jet
going are we gonna wait for Dwight or not?
Speaker 1 (20:22):
I guess I guess not? No rout all right?
Speaker 4 (20:26):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (20:27):
What the heck happened at the chow Wagon Sunday night?
Speaker 5 (20:29):
A lot of rambunctious kids running around and hollering and
throwing rocks at each other.
Speaker 4 (20:34):
Get it? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (20:34):
Crazy? Uh so nine or ten incidents has happened.
Speaker 5 (20:38):
So the chow Wagon did like them all and said
you can't be a juvi juvenile and be inside the.
Speaker 4 (20:44):
Festival, say with the State Fair. They had to do that,
remember things.
Speaker 1 (20:48):
That's exactly the same thing.
Speaker 4 (20:49):
All they need is one big coach to come in
and go, hey, you tease, knock it off? Yeah, and
it'll be done, no more trouble.
Speaker 1 (20:56):
Now.
Speaker 5 (20:56):
That's how they used to break up fights in our
in the hallways in the eight I'll say.
Speaker 4 (21:00):
We send them get off. I'll say we send Mario
down there. Are good? Hey, not at all.
Speaker 5 (21:05):
Our videographer is tough dude, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (21:09):
Chow wagon. It is open.
Speaker 5 (21:10):
It's right next to Slugger Field and obviously down there
on the Great Lawn sort of. But they are they're
trying to figure it out because they had some problems
on Sunday night. It was a beautiful night. Anytime you
get that late night and it's nice weather, people are
going to be out and about and it's a little trouble.
So you got to be twenty one or eight. You
gotta be eighteen or accompanied by a twenty one year old.
Speaker 4 (21:33):
What if the leader of the gang is twenty one,
I don't know. I mean sorry, we don't have a
gangs in Louisville, right, What if the leader of these
rambunctious teens was twenty one? Can say it's me and
these are all my friends.
Speaker 5 (21:46):
Statement of the Kasecutary Festival. All attendees under eighteen at
the festivals must be a cheperone by a twenty one
year old. Nine to ten separate incidents involving juveniles and groups,
they said, we're running around touting each other during several incidences,
and we saw the kid that jumped into the LNPDE
golf cart, the double guy. Yeah, like a regular golf cart.
(22:08):
But the double guy they jumped into that and took
off on it.
Speaker 4 (22:12):
They also threw water on cops.
Speaker 1 (22:14):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (22:14):
The second one is DC says no to Kentucky legislation
extending the real ID. May seventh is your deadline if
you can't get onto a plane flying in and out
of Louis Ar or anywhere else in the United States
if you don't have a real ID or a passport.
Speaker 1 (22:31):
They could have done a really easier.
Speaker 5 (22:35):
Job twenty years ago by saying the next time you
renew your license, we need this documents instead, and it
will cost a little more, and this would have ended
twenty years ago. But that's not what they did. They
wanted to have a separate one. So I have to
feel like a loser because my license says what.
Speaker 4 (23:00):
Uh I was?
Speaker 1 (23:01):
What did you say?
Speaker 4 (23:02):
Oh no, I was reading an article about it. Well,
so was that out loud? I'm sorry? So bad.
Speaker 1 (23:08):
So now my high d say, is not a real ID?
Speaker 7 (23:11):
Whoa whoa?
Speaker 1 (23:13):
Whoa? Don't does that mean I'm not a real person.
Speaker 2 (23:16):
They'll be coming up here with your fake iddies trying
to get on a No, this is what you issued
to me, you know, being the government and all.
Speaker 4 (23:26):
So I just looked.
Speaker 2 (23:27):
And I don't like to brag, but I have a
mousepad that is also a twenty twenty five calendar.
Speaker 4 (23:35):
It's both. Dude, remember the football phone he did?
Speaker 1 (23:37):
He gets one every year.
Speaker 4 (23:38):
Yeah, I get one everywhere. I can't live.
Speaker 1 (23:41):
That's where he gets one every year.
Speaker 4 (23:42):
So I just look, and I have for years.
Speaker 5 (23:44):
He's stuck in nineteen ninety eight or two thousand and two.
I can't.
Speaker 4 (23:48):
So I just looked. May seventh is on a Wednesday.
What kind of a weird day to end it on? Right.
Speaker 1 (23:55):
It's why he loves the mouse pad calendar.
Speaker 4 (23:58):
It's both. It's a mouse pan anda calendar.
Speaker 1 (24:01):
It's both. He has a football phone at home too.
Speaker 4 (24:04):
I got seven football phones.
Speaker 5 (24:06):
The mother and son duo and Georgetown, Kentucky will split
one hundred and sixty seven million people or million dollars.
They want it over one hundred and sixty seven million
people Monday. They want it, Uh Linda Grizzle and Shannon Farthing.
Of course, when I read through it quickly this morning
it's five in the morning, I thought it said Shannon farting.
Speaker 1 (24:28):
It's Farthing.
Speaker 4 (24:29):
No, you gotta get Shannon doesn't start doing that until
about noon.
Speaker 5 (24:33):
But this they won the jackpot. They're going to walk
with seventy seven million. They actually said, we haven't decided
whether to take the yearly some.
Speaker 4 (24:41):
O yeean yes. Love. And by the way, Linda, if
you're if you're listening, and I know you are, I've
always had a thing for you, Linda.
Speaker 1 (24:51):
But but but that's not a bad Tony brings up.
Speaker 2 (24:56):
Tony brings up a good point. It's not a bad
always a good thing for for you and.
Speaker 1 (25:00):
Your look out, Linda, because now you don't know who
to trust.
Speaker 5 (25:03):
You trust me and Land you don't know who to
trust you know, Shannon even more, even more because girls
can be really mean and evil.
Speaker 2 (25:11):
Linda, if you're listening, you can trust me. You can't
speak your language. You want language that is the language
of love.
Speaker 5 (25:17):
But there's also this you could it's not a stupid
idea to take the yearly because then you know you
won't blow it. You'll get a new more money the
next year. Oh no, baby, I want to want You
want an opportunity to be an idiot?
Speaker 4 (25:32):
Kidding me? Are you kidding me?
Speaker 1 (25:34):
I want to be I want an opportunity to blow
it all in a little bit.
Speaker 4 (25:38):
I want to talk to lind again for a second. Linda,
let me tell you something.
Speaker 1 (25:41):
Make your best pitch.
Speaker 2 (25:42):
I love Linda. I love you so much. Hear me
on this. Not only do I want to date you,
I want to marry you.
Speaker 4 (25:50):
And listen to.
Speaker 1 (25:51):
This, Linda Grizzle, Linda, Georgetown, Kentucky.
Speaker 4 (25:55):
Georgetown, Kentucky.
Speaker 2 (25:56):
Let Linda Grizzly, I love you so much that when
we get married, I'm not even gonna have you sign
a prenup.
Speaker 4 (26:02):
I'm that confident in our love.
Speaker 5 (26:06):
I think you should write or a song I do too,
and sing your tour tomorrow, Linda Grizzly, you.
Speaker 2 (26:11):
Bring my guitar in yeah, and just sing us off
for Linda Grizzle from Georgetown.
Speaker 5 (26:16):
I think you get a real shot. First of all,
we got to figure out what you can do with Susan,
your wife.
Speaker 4 (26:21):
Who Yeah, I'm sorry, I only got ears and eyes
for Linda Grizzle. Here you go rhymes with grizzle.
Speaker 1 (26:29):
And the and the huge, huge lead for a shizzle.
Speaker 4 (26:34):
You're won't be careful.
Speaker 1 (26:36):
You could say no, stop talking right now. You are
now privileges over Mike is cut. You have been an
idiot all day.
Speaker 4 (26:44):
Here he is. You're gone my heart.
Speaker 3 (26:49):
Stop that you bypassed the turning the microphone off.
Speaker 1 (26:54):
Hey, Linda, Gridg's got his own button over there, so
if I turn it off, you can turn it back on.
I could do this. So are you gonna be good?
Are you gonna be are you gonna act like you
have sense?
Speaker 4 (27:08):
Listen? Sometimes? Thank you? Turn my mic back on? Thank you,
Linda Grizzle. Ok.
Speaker 1 (27:20):
Moving on.
Speaker 5 (27:21):
Travis Kelcey unfollows Ryan Reynolds on Instagram. This should be
the lead story for everyone.
Speaker 3 (27:27):
Really is Ryan Reynolds is the kind of guy who
probably has two versions of himself cloned somewhere else.
Speaker 1 (27:34):
Am I are you ready for this? Are you ready
for this?
Speaker 5 (27:38):
Are you ready to me to connect the dots between
Dion Sanders and Ryan Reynolds?
Speaker 4 (27:42):
Are you ready drop some knowledge?
Speaker 3 (27:44):
I'm gonna hold onto my hand.
Speaker 5 (27:46):
Okay, hold, here's a hat. Hold on to it, hat,
hold on.
Speaker 4 (27:49):
To it, hold on really tight.
Speaker 5 (27:52):
The whole time I said, the whole time I said.
The problem with Blake Lively is.
Speaker 1 (27:58):
She's trying to be smarmy, smart ass Ryan Reynolds and
she can't pull it off because she's not that talented
or funny, so it comes off bitchy, right, Okay, so
that's her deal. She is trying to act like her husband,
but her husband is like world class at.
Speaker 5 (28:16):
Being smarmy, right, you can't pull it off. It's the
same thing with Dion Sanders' son. Dion acted like that.
I know because when I was in high school, he
was coming out of Florida State.
Speaker 4 (28:28):
I get it.
Speaker 1 (28:29):
But Dion Sanders at the time was bigger than life
and it is maybe the greatest football player to ever
damn play the game. Okay, he tilted the field, he
did whatever he wanted on either side of the ball.
Speaker 2 (28:45):
All why playing major League baseball at the same time.
Speaker 1 (28:47):
You ain't Dion, And his dad should have said that.
Speaker 5 (28:51):
His dad is the reason that he's in this pickle,
because his dad should have said, son, you ain't me.
I'm one of the greatest of all time. You are good,
but you can't go in there and act like me.
Because remember, for you youngsters, Dion was the first guy.
He wore all the gold medals and it was the
crazy haircuts and all that, and people were and they
(29:12):
didn't mind because why because he was just he was
sick and the second he stood, he walked on a
football field. He was a different human being than everyone else.
You're like, that guy is different than everyone else on
this field, so you're it's the same thing.
Speaker 1 (29:27):
He ain't you, She ain't you.
Speaker 5 (29:29):
You can't do his act, and that's where you've gone wrong,
and the other person's really at fault because you got
to tell him. Look, man, Dwight and I have this
all the time.
Speaker 3 (29:39):
Remember LeVar Ball and big Baller brand. Yes, his three
sons that he basically propped up like no tomorrow and
they were nothing more than a bunch of washups end
up playing overseas. This is kind of like that, except
LeVar Ball was not nearly as good as Dion Sanders.
Speaker 1 (29:54):
I got another one. You got more hats to hold
on too.
Speaker 2 (29:57):
Yeah, let me grab this hat real quick. Okay, why way,
let me stand up real quick so I can sit
down and.
Speaker 4 (30:04):
Have a story.
Speaker 1 (30:05):
Yeah, okay, this is perfect.
Speaker 4 (30:08):
Here we go.
Speaker 1 (30:09):
The difference between the neon Dion and Lebron James and
his kid. Okay, I'll tell you the difference.
Speaker 4 (30:18):
What's the difference.
Speaker 1 (30:19):
I'll tell you the difference. We've said it for years.
Speaker 5 (30:22):
Lebron can do that because the NBA is run by
the players and the NFL is run by the owners
and the coaches and the gms, and it is so
cutthroat they will drop your ass in a second if
you step out the line. And that is the difference.
Players in the NBA can get rid of their coach
like that. How many coaches as Lebron got rid of?
(30:45):
So he got his kid in the league on the
team he wanted why because he's run by the players.
Speaker 4 (30:49):
Well, who's this kid playing for his team?
Speaker 5 (30:53):
And he is nowhere near needs to be on an
NBA team, But he did. You know why, because the
players run the league. In the NFL, the gms and
the owners run the lead.
Speaker 1 (31:05):
I'm on a roll here. I need one more.
Speaker 4 (31:09):
You want to give you one more? One more?
Speaker 2 (31:12):
Just like in the XFL, there's only one. He hate me,
You're not he hate me.
Speaker 1 (31:17):
That's true.
Speaker 4 (31:18):
And if you think you already got another thing coming.
Speaker 5 (31:21):
Sport maps residential dot com. If you're looking for a
security system, do not go get a security system from
Amazon and put it on yourself. If you are a
wife watching your your.
Speaker 1 (31:32):
Husband, do that. You gotta go.
Speaker 5 (31:34):
This is a good idea. No go to maps Residential
dot Com. They'll throw in an Alexa which is connected
to E. M S and cops and everything else, and
that means they get to your house faster.
Speaker 4 (31:46):
So you know who needs a map security, don't you who?
Linda Grizzle.
Speaker 5 (31:50):
Linda Grizzle needs a new map security because her house
is going to be sick.
Speaker 4 (31:54):
But maybe I should come out there and evaluate it
for you, Hey, Linda.
Speaker 5 (31:57):
And maybe she should go to lots of posta because
she's high FA looting and she's gonna go out to
Saint Matthew's thirty seven to seventeen Lexington Road in the
heart of Saint Matthew's is lots of pasta.
Speaker 2 (32:08):
Yeah, a lot of people win their car break down. Yeah,
Linda Grizzle, I'm Linda Grizzle. I'll just buy a new one. Well,
if you're not, Linda Grizzle'll get it fixed. If Tony's
breaking alignment, because it's worry free. Listen, folks, every single
job not just breaks in alignment. They do just about anything.
On every vehicle. They give you a three year, thirty
six thousand mile warranty on every single job they do.
(32:30):
Put your mind at rest. Go with the best as
Tony's breaking align.
Speaker 1 (32:34):
I saw a guy sitting on a Christian Brother's roof
the other day.
Speaker 4 (32:38):
And he's trying to look in Linda Grizzle's window, maybe.
Speaker 5 (32:41):
But he was disgusted because he didn't have his lots
of pasta. I discussed, he goes, I know I'm sitting
on this great Christian Brothers roof, and I did call
two four four zero two zero eight, and then I
went to Christian bowrooofing dot com to get a new roof.
But this makes me sick because I can't get my
lots of pasta.
Speaker 4 (32:56):
I need rattlesnake tease and you assist them with the
tomato sauce.
Speaker 5 (33:05):
We've had several people today text the show and suggest
that we're on some sort of intoxican.
Speaker 4 (33:11):
Well, one of us actually was.
Speaker 5 (33:18):
After this news radio eight forty wh our show is
already off the tracks for the week and it's Tuesday, Turby.
I wish I could promise you that we're gonna get
it together before Saturday for the broadcast, but I can't
(33:38):
really do that. I think it's gonna be great that
we're gonna honor Tony Cruz in his last derby broadcast
with us. He's retiring soon a couple of weeks later,
but it's his last time he's out there. Of course,
he used to be the sports talk show guy, so
he did a lot of those broadcasts, so it'll be
a great honor.
Speaker 1 (33:59):
We were for good. I sent you to the boss's
office for a reason.
Speaker 4 (34:03):
You told me that there was a package. I can
find a package. Okay, I checked the boss's office.
Speaker 1 (34:09):
I was trying to finish the show.
Speaker 2 (34:12):
Nearly going got out and you gotta start telling me, dude,
if we're coming back.
Speaker 3 (34:16):
Man, I'm back here in this cave.
Speaker 4 (34:18):
I don't know what goes on right by your studio
to say a word, Man, what are we talking about? Guys?
Speaker 3 (34:21):
What I am talking about? Tony Kruz.
Speaker 4 (34:24):
Yeah, Hey, Tony Cruz. His backside, his backside. Tony Cruz
loves the backside.
Speaker 5 (34:30):
So it's five oh Tuesday, or as Ty calls it,
it's turby us going down out there. Each race is
named after something that's Louisville centric, like the toy Tiger,
which I think is fantastic. So that's a great thing there.
And then I will be out there tomorrow. I'm going
out there with my Catholic.
Speaker 4 (34:46):
People Society Exciday. What time are you going out there?
Speaker 1 (34:49):
I'm going right after the show.
Speaker 4 (34:53):
They extra tickets.
Speaker 1 (34:55):
Sold out, whole place is sold out.
Speaker 2 (34:57):
I'm gonna text you the whole place, old place. I
can't even go in and get in. Nope, I'm gonna
give you a Jack Bauer.
Speaker 4 (35:04):
Damn it, damn it.
Speaker 5 (35:06):
All right, So tomorrow we have Wednesday's hero. John will
be back, of course, wheeling in the years. And who
else do we have on the show?
Speaker 2 (35:15):
What a special guest? And I'm not letting that cat
out of the he does. I'm not letting that cat
out of the bag. I tell you he doesn't know.
That's what called the teast.
Speaker 1 (35:27):
Seriously, because we're teasing ourself. No, we don't. Can't remember
who's on the show. Johnny, great job, Mario video loographer,
a fantastic show on the show today and all of
our guests today was for fatastic And we apologize from
the bottom of our hearts for Dwight Whitnen. I'm Tony
Vnetio News Radio fortys
What is this?
Speaker 2 (00:00):
This is the new Sammy Hagar. It's just like it's
caught a encore thank you good night.
Speaker 1 (00:09):
What does that mean he's retiring.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
No, it's a it's an okay song. It's right, Mario's
John Oben, It's okay.
Speaker 3 (00:18):
I really like I didn't play the entire guitar solo intest.
Speaker 4 (00:22):
Thank you for not doing that.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
I wanted to thank you through the talk back, but
I couldn't because uh, we went on live. But thank
you for ending the beginning of that. So anyway, this
is the new song you potted.
Speaker 5 (00:34):
It'll be the only time this song played on radio ever, probably, Yeah,
it's the only time ever. There's no radio station on
planet Earth, so I like that. We'll play this song
when it can't.
Speaker 6 (00:45):
No, there's not except for maybe in Cabo New Rolling Stones.
Speaker 4 (00:49):
Nope, No, never played Hey what by the news s freeze?
Speaker 5 (00:52):
No, cause you know why, because peop don't want to
live forty years in the past.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
Well it's I That's exactly why I want to hear
new music, because I lived for you. But anyway, on
that new song, I thought, well, it's okay, let's do it.
They did an interview and they said, well, you know, how,
how'd you come up with this song?
Speaker 1 (01:09):
Goes?
Speaker 2 (01:09):
Well, you see, Eddie van Halen came to me when
I was sleeping and had a conversation with me.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
And after he died. Yeah, oh boy, I'm like, could.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
You just say, hey, I wrote the song. You gotta
go into the He visited me in a dream.
Speaker 5 (01:25):
Well, sometimes it happens. Are you going to tell me
that that pixie like muse that was at Uncle Ron's
funeral that channeled the poem? Were you not at Uncle
Ron's funeral? No, guys, uncle Ron dies. He's the reason
that Dwight I.
Speaker 4 (01:43):
Are absolutely no question.
Speaker 5 (01:45):
And we go to his funeral and it's at his house,
like in his backyard, and they literally have we all
brought a dish like it was and we played volleyball.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
This is what he wanted.
Speaker 5 (01:55):
But first they set up this big, huge thing and
there was like flowers in water.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
And at the next.
Speaker 5 (02:02):
To the setup and where his ashes were was this
lady in a bikini and she was tiny and she
had like a floppy hat and she was just laying
there and her floppy hat was over her eyes and
everyone's like, what's up with the and they're like, oh,
that's the that's that's the lady. We're like, what lady lady,
and they're like, she channeled Uncle Ron. She goes and
(02:25):
they said open the funeral the funeral thing. We opened
the funeral thing and there's a poem and this was
channeled from Uncle Ron through her. And when I was like, oh, okay,
so that's what it was, she laid there as we
walked by and put a pulled a flower in the
water and just went, hey, floppy hat. Lady walked on
(02:48):
and then we played volleyball and got drunk the rest
of the day.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
Hey can you tell what I'm thinking? Pixie lady? You know,
can you tell what I'm thinking right now?
Speaker 5 (02:58):
And the other part was they said go in the house,
and I was like, I'll take it to her own
Corona's house. So there was a cat cat litter box,
like a giant one next to his bed and I
was like, oh, yeah, he had cats. He goes, no, no, no, no,
that's not for the cats. They were like Uncle Ron
would wake up, fire half a cigarette down and just
throw the cigarette on the carpet. So his wife had
(03:22):
to buy a giant cat litter sandbox and slid it
next to his bed, so when he woke up, he
would just throw the.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
Sick that works, right, And then I noticed that. I
was like, there are cigarettes works. It's right next to
his bed. It works.
Speaker 4 (03:41):
You know it's right.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
It were You're right.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
Getting back to the Sammy Hagar saying he he was
visiting a dream. His book, very interesting book, man, you
read it talked about how he grows up. You know,
Dad would beat him, they would have to escape out
the window on paid eggs, would come home drunk, talk
about the boxing year, talk about you know, all the
rock backstage and as great book, and all of a
(04:05):
sudden there's the chapter this. Oh and also one night
Aliens downloaded a bunch of numbers into my head.
Speaker 4 (04:13):
And that's why I am the way to end today.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
Stop Like Sammy Hagar said that.
Speaker 4 (04:17):
Yeah, I'm just like, can you just leave that chapter out?
Speaker 1 (04:20):
I don't know what happens.
Speaker 5 (04:21):
I'm watching videos of Mel Gibson, I'm watching videos of
Sammy Hagar. It's like what happens to these dudes? You
get so famous, you get so rich, and then you
hit your late sixties and do you lose it all?
Like you did not get there's no aliens downloading numbers.
Speaker 4 (04:39):
You don't believe it? Are you kidding me?
Speaker 1 (04:43):
No?
Speaker 5 (04:43):
No, I think that you've done everything and everybody. Yeah,
and at that point your brain breaks because a man
is supposed to be in despair. Man is supposed to
be miserable. We're all supposed to be miserable. Do you
know where all great.
Speaker 1 (04:59):
Music comes from?
Speaker 4 (05:00):
Boys?
Speaker 1 (05:01):
Misery, misery and sadness?
Speaker 5 (05:04):
Pain, Pain is where all great music comes from. When
you get happy, name one song written by a happy person.
Bobby McFerrin, most Hated, most Hated. Those are the two
most hated songs in the world. Thank you for proving
my point. Two most hated songs in the world.
Speaker 4 (05:24):
Okay, let me just knock it out of the park then.
Speaker 1 (05:26):
Play one of them, so we know.
Speaker 4 (05:28):
How about this?
Speaker 1 (05:28):
Everybody know?
Speaker 4 (05:29):
How about Keith Richards Rolling Stones Happy?
Speaker 1 (05:32):
Terrible song?
Speaker 4 (05:33):
No, terribly awesome.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
It's a terrible to say that. It's a terrible stop.
Run my car into an embank.
Speaker 3 (05:43):
Strip.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
I would leap out for the car.
Speaker 3 (05:46):
It's that bad, huh or yeah?
Speaker 1 (05:55):
Sure?
Speaker 4 (05:56):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (05:57):
Happiness doesn't make good music. Drum and misery, get Rolling
Stones Happy?
Speaker 3 (06:04):
Yeah, I want to hear it.
Speaker 5 (06:06):
Oh no, the other one is even worse. The other
one is the grand poo ball of terrible songs? Which
one the other?
Speaker 1 (06:13):
Happy one? No, no, no, don't.
Speaker 7 (06:17):
Worry, Here we go. This is this is this is your song.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
Yeah, this is it's not bad Rolling Stones happy Baby.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (06:32):
I kept the dollar past.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
Okay, but all fairness, I said misery. But also I said,
what was Keith Richer's on when he did this?
Speaker 2 (06:40):
A lot of drugs, Big Jerker's girlfriend, a lot, a.
Speaker 5 (06:45):
Lot of drugs, A lot of drug drugs except a
lot of drugs.
Speaker 2 (06:49):
Well, but then there's also the other options. Sometimes it's
the exception, not the rule, but sometimes aliens download.
Speaker 5 (07:01):
I would say I think that I think the Rolling
Stones are the most well adjusted old famous dudes ever.
Speaker 4 (07:09):
I would say that.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
Yeah, if you see them interview, they're like, oh hey,
what's going on?
Speaker 5 (07:13):
Like they just they're like still buddies and stuff, and
they don't see each other a lot, which is probably
why they still like each other.
Speaker 4 (07:19):
So ron would you know Rolling Stones? Yeah, all the time.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
Like I'll see where he's going to music video Wars
or whatever in England, you know, like there are Grammys
whatever it might be and he'll be performing. But to
get there he'll ride the subway with his change of
clothes and like a suit bag. Yeah, and his guitar
just in a case. He rides a damn subway. He's
a stone, He's a rolling stone.
Speaker 5 (07:45):
But there are so many how many of the grunge
guys from Sound Garden.
Speaker 3 (07:50):
All the singers are dead. They're all dead.
Speaker 5 (07:53):
They couldn't they could not get out of their own
misery at the end where they couldn't. I guess they
could take not being famous anymore.
Speaker 4 (08:03):
But they were still famous. We they right, were they?
Speaker 3 (08:07):
So? Kirk Cobain was the first to go. Kirk Cobain
Payne stay not too long after Soundguard with Chris Cornell
was what ten fifteen years ago?
Speaker 1 (08:14):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (08:14):
Rose Rod though, and so was h So was Kirk Cobain.
Speaker 3 (08:18):
Blew his head was a stone Temple Pilots guy.
Speaker 5 (08:20):
Yeah, but so was Scott wild Uh No, Scott Wand's STP,
he said Chris Cornell.
Speaker 4 (08:27):
He Cornell, yes, No, but he said STP, And I
said Scott Wiland. Yeah, yeah, Chris Cornell.
Speaker 3 (08:32):
I mean he hung himself the night after his you
know what what what was ended up being his final
show in.
Speaker 1 (08:39):
His hotel room.
Speaker 4 (08:39):
Yes, so he didn't do any more shows after he
hung himself.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
Let me, I think, do we want to we want
to hit the dumb button on that one.
Speaker 4 (08:52):
We got it.
Speaker 5 (08:53):
Wow, we dumped it. You were such an idiot. We
had to dump it.
Speaker 4 (08:58):
No, why would you dump that?
Speaker 1 (09:00):
You're we just in case you know what we're trying
to look out for you, dude.
Speaker 4 (09:07):
We're really that's good quality joke. Just dump it like
a toilet fly. Listen, sweetie, He's the one that said
to you, that's good quality joke.
Speaker 5 (09:22):
This isn't a podcast. This is broadcast radio O contrare bonjour.
It's also the Tony and Dwight broad podcast. You can
download the Tony and Dwight podcast at iHeartMedia.
Speaker 3 (09:38):
And you can hear that bad joke there. Well there,
I mean, I can cut it out if you want,
but it's recording.
Speaker 4 (09:44):
I don't think so.
Speaker 5 (09:45):
I think we leave Dwight Witten at iHeartMedia dot com.
Speaker 1 (09:51):
Once you hear the joke.
Speaker 4 (09:53):
I thought it was a good quality joke.
Speaker 2 (09:54):
Yeah sure, Oh yeah, so you want to do cheapest
and most expensive hot dogs and Major League ball arks.
Speaker 1 (10:01):
No, I think that is a dumb story.
Speaker 4 (10:03):
Your face is dumb, like wol like.
Speaker 5 (10:05):
First of all, why does this step to do it?
I mean, I'm never going to be in Pittsback to
buy a hot dog?
Speaker 4 (10:10):
Then you know what am I going to be.
Speaker 1 (10:11):
In Pittsburgh to buy a hot dog? And why am I?
If I'm hungry, I don't care if it's four dollars
or eight I'm hungry.
Speaker 4 (10:16):
Then don't even ask me to do this next story?
Speaker 1 (10:19):
What's the next story?
Speaker 4 (10:20):
World's first sperm race to be held in Los Angeles?
Speaker 1 (10:23):
Where do you find I'm where do you find these?
Speaker 4 (10:26):
I'm not even going to do the story now.
Speaker 1 (10:28):
I said sperm racey sperm raise.
Speaker 4 (10:30):
In my line. Look at this headline. Get over here,
right here. First of all the line. Look see. First
of all, hey the U.
Speaker 1 (10:38):
First of all, all four of us won that race.
Speaker 4 (10:41):
Which my dad wouldn't be here. My dad told me
I must have cheated.
Speaker 1 (10:44):
All four of us wanted.
Speaker 4 (10:46):
No, wait, you're the smartest sperm. What did you do?
Speaker 1 (10:51):
It's not about the smartest, it's the most aggressive. They
gotta dig into that egg.
Speaker 2 (10:55):
You know what I did, right what? I head on
to a faster sperm and just him pulled me all
the way. The last second, I said, hey, you got
a phone call, and I went right in that egg.
Speaker 5 (11:04):
No, you got lost somehow found out in the in
the in the where you're supposed to be, or you
went down the other Filippian tube. Maybe the egg's down
that way. Come on, man, there are two Filoppian tubes.
Speaker 4 (11:21):
Correct, No, there is.
Speaker 1 (11:23):
There are two Filoppian tubes.
Speaker 4 (11:25):
Not if you're a Uniflope.
Speaker 1 (11:27):
Okay, so we're gonna have a biology class right now.
Speaker 2 (11:30):
Now, all the Uniflopes gonna be right. Well, it took
sixteen years, but a Spanish woman found out the hard way.
You don't build a pension system. Here's what happened. A
woman in Spain was pretending that she was mute. In
two thousand and three, an unidentified woman was attacked by
(11:53):
a customer while working at the supermarket. Afterwards the incident,
she says she had PTSD and lost her ability to speak.
Speaker 4 (12:00):
That left the UH Supermarkets Insurance company on the hook
to pay the bill for her disability and pension. Uh.
But here's the thing. They hired.
Speaker 2 (12:12):
My wife would make it like one second, acting like
you can't talk, Are you kidding me?
Speaker 4 (12:17):
Watch one movie with her.
Speaker 1 (12:19):
No, I get it.
Speaker 2 (12:21):
Well, we're on the beach. I don't know the movie
you started. Years later, though, they decided let's get the uh.
Speaker 4 (12:29):
The insurance company said, let's get a private investigator involved.
They did. That's when they found out that the woman
who claimed to be mute was speaking normally on the streets.
Speaker 1 (12:38):
Isn't it mute, No, it's mute.
Speaker 4 (12:40):
No, it's mute.
Speaker 1 (12:40):
It is mute.
Speaker 4 (12:41):
Mute.
Speaker 1 (12:42):
Moot means it doesn't matter, right, got it?
Speaker 7 (12:44):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (12:45):
Anyway, they found out she could speak normally on the streets.
She chatted with other mothers on the outside of school.
Gates used herself.
Speaker 1 (12:52):
So she's stupid.
Speaker 4 (12:54):
Yeah, well I guess dumber.
Speaker 1 (12:55):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (12:56):
She attended zoom Zoomba classes, talked to everyone there, love zoo.
Just to go ahead and take it one more notch further.
The PI even approached her and asked her for directions.
She gave them directions with no problems. The case has
now been opened up and she's going to have to
repay all the everything she's collected for more than half
(13:16):
a decade.
Speaker 4 (13:17):
You she gets weaight with it.
Speaker 5 (13:18):
You know what infuriates me what people that go to
zoomba classes that don't wear the little tassels on their pants.
Speaker 3 (13:24):
I've never even seen a zoom.
Speaker 5 (13:26):
When you do this thing, it's this is zoomba and
then you wear tassels on it. So then you're the they.
Speaker 4 (13:32):
Shake like Dolly Parton.
Speaker 5 (13:34):
Yeah, no, so they shake and you gotta have little
tassels on your zoomba pants.
Speaker 4 (13:39):
Dolly Party used to wear the tassels on her.
Speaker 1 (13:41):
Yeah, but that's on the jacket a little bit.
Speaker 3 (13:43):
That's uhants.
Speaker 4 (13:45):
They look up zooma pants.
Speaker 1 (13:46):
Yeah, zooma pants with tassels. This is.
Speaker 5 (13:50):
Pants with tassels. Okay, And so when you dance, the
tassels shake. But that's part of doing the zoomba. It's
infuriating you're not wearing the right pants.
Speaker 4 (14:00):
Finished the second.
Speaker 5 (14:00):
Don't bother to come to zoomba class if you don't
have zoomba pants.
Speaker 4 (14:06):
I gotta have these? Are these? Are these just nothing
but lady pants? Or can I get a pair?
Speaker 7 (14:10):
No?
Speaker 1 (14:11):
What you don't see gender?
Speaker 4 (14:12):
I don't see gender standing. Okay, let's here we go.
So zoomba pants with tassels, Boy, these are good looking things.
I might have to get a pair for Derby.
Speaker 2 (14:23):
I'm saying for Derby covers one fifty one Saturday Derby cover.
Speaker 4 (14:27):
I'm sorry, I meant to say Derby wand fifty wand.
Speaker 1 (14:32):
You gotta have the tassels. Okay.
Speaker 3 (14:34):
I feel like I've seen these in like music videos
this something.
Speaker 4 (14:37):
Yes, yes, I think I've seen it.
Speaker 1 (14:40):
All these gold ones are for you because you run.
Speaker 4 (14:43):
I can see you.
Speaker 5 (14:44):
Let me see, okay, yeah, because you could run your
hand and it changes colors when you run your hand castles.
Speaker 1 (14:48):
Okay, let me with tassels, hang on with tassels.
Speaker 4 (14:51):
Yeah, reminds me of a flya my girls. See. I
love your tassels, Babe. You and I were like sausage.
Speaker 1 (14:57):
And okay, okay, now we're in business, Charlton. There you go.
Now how much are those I don't know, Oh about
fifty bucks?
Speaker 2 (15:09):
Okay, So if they're lady drawers, I gotta go up
three sizes. Or is there a big, big lady store
that I can go to so I can feel better
and say, oh, just give me a medium.
Speaker 1 (15:21):
I think you're sixteen?
Speaker 4 (15:24):
Is that an insult?
Speaker 2 (15:28):
Hey, workaholics, listen, it's your business's best friend. Are they
gonna move you from one place to another? If you
move your offices. Yeah, they'll do that, but they're much
more than just that. Workaholics will do everything that you
don't want to do, everything that you don't want your
warehouse people do, and have them focus on the company.
(15:48):
You focus on your business and let workaholics.
Speaker 4 (15:51):
Do everything you don't want to do.
Speaker 2 (15:52):
Like what I don't know, reconfiguring offices. If you have cubicles,
you want to kind of shake it up, make it
look better for the sales team, get more productivity.
Speaker 4 (16:01):
Have them do it for you.
Speaker 2 (16:02):
Maybe you got a bunch of junk, like old cubicles
or carpet, something like that hanging around. They'll remove it
for you. They'll move offices for you. Just go ahead
and get that corner office, Jim, you need it, We'll
get workaholics to do it for you. They are big
enough to quote any job, but they're still small enough
to care. Maybe it need square footage. You hat a
warehouse space, how about this seventy two thousand feet square
(16:26):
feet of secured warehouse storage. And by the way, they'll
go month to month or they'll go long term, whatever
you want. They're so easy to work with. They're your
business as best friend.
Speaker 4 (16:37):
They're workaholics.
Speaker 5 (16:38):
All right, just got the list. Jody Demling sent it
to me. This is today's lineup of lists for the races. Okay,
you know how they name it after stuff in louis.
Speaker 3 (16:47):
Oh yeah, yeah, that's yeah, yeah yeah.
Speaker 5 (16:49):
The first one is Race one is the Blue Boar Cafeteria.
Speaker 4 (16:52):
That's a good one.
Speaker 1 (16:53):
They used to be in the mall.
Speaker 3 (16:55):
We always.
Speaker 1 (16:58):
It's old people food afeteria style.
Speaker 2 (17:01):
Uh.
Speaker 5 (17:02):
Race two is Casa Grant grissanis now bear Noos.
Speaker 4 (17:09):
Yeah, but there was also Mama Grassani.
Speaker 5 (17:11):
Race three is the fifth Quarter. It's a still place
used to be off Preston or pop level Preston.
Speaker 2 (17:18):
No, the fifth quarter was off uh there several Oh yeah, yeah,
your because right.
Speaker 4 (17:23):
Off the interstate. Yeah right.
Speaker 6 (17:25):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (17:25):
Race four you'll like it. Ken would drive in.
Speaker 4 (17:28):
That is Race four.
Speaker 5 (17:31):
And all of our buddies on the river in downtown.
Race five is named after the Masterson's.
Speaker 1 (17:39):
That's because I know all those guys.
Speaker 5 (17:44):
Yeah, Billy and Brian and Andrew and all those guys. Wow,
that's crazy.
Speaker 4 (17:49):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (17:49):
Race six it used to be located over by our
old studio.
Speaker 4 (17:52):
I guess this, I guess this.
Speaker 5 (17:53):
Yeah, Louisville manor no. The Rib Tavern. Remember the Rib. Yeah,
that was right over by our own studios. That's where
we always to take clients. It was crazy.
Speaker 1 (18:04):
Uh. Race seven. I saw oh so many movies at
that place. Yes again, yes, a Fox, the Showcase Cinemas
which is now a Costco. But we saw every movie that.
Speaker 4 (18:17):
Was that was depressing.
Speaker 2 (18:19):
When they like when they tore down Showcase Cinema, yeah,
I was like, where the hell are you historical people
now when we need you.
Speaker 1 (18:27):
Race eight.
Speaker 5 (18:30):
The Toy Tiger. They have the Toy Tiger today. The
Toy Tiger is a race today. I wonder if that
is crazy.
Speaker 2 (18:37):
I got to look and see who I was running
in the eighth race to see if there's any.
Speaker 5 (18:41):
And the last one is Race nine Jim Porter's Good
Time Emporium.
Speaker 4 (18:45):
Pretty good.
Speaker 5 (18:45):
Wow, that's a great pret good good job that one.
Thank you Jody Dummling for sending them real quick. Allen
Electric six three six help is the phone number. They
won't leave you in the dark. Louis's biggest and best
residential dedicated residential electrician. If you're looking to get a
generator attached to your house and have it run your
entire house, the only place to.
Speaker 1 (19:04):
Go is Allen Electric? Six three six? Help is the number?
Speaker 4 (19:10):
Who is this?
Speaker 3 (19:11):
This is sleep token? I mentioned them the other day.
Speaker 4 (19:15):
We're just talking about well.
Speaker 2 (19:17):
Mario was saying, hey, it's a shame you guy disclose
your name when you win the lottery. And we were saying, oh, no, no,
you don't have to do that. You can just go
ahead and take the check and be a.
Speaker 5 (19:27):
Lot of people don't want to disclose the name that's
involved with this show.
Speaker 2 (19:31):
Right, No, that's true. But if I were to win
the lottery, I would say, yeah, I want you to
announce my name, but I go by the and that's
about my pseudonym name Tony Vanetti, not pseudonym.
Speaker 4 (19:44):
But what's it called? I would say, it's that's why
your phone was yesterday.
Speaker 1 (19:48):
I told him yesterday.
Speaker 5 (19:49):
Look, if I win, I'm gonna call you and I'm
just gonna say, go to the airport because I'm already
gonna have a private jet there.
Speaker 1 (19:56):
Don't pick up any clothes.
Speaker 6 (19:57):
Why am I going to airport? Why am I go
to the airport. Don't pick up any clothes. You're not
gonna need them. It's over. There's gonna be certain people
I invite.
Speaker 2 (20:08):
Now we go okay, sounds good. Hang up the phone
to say who's that? I'd say, toty Vinny, what.
Speaker 4 (20:14):
Do you want nothing? Turn the TV back on. Yeah,
now we just miss out.
Speaker 5 (20:18):
And then amar O the friends are on the jet
going are we gonna wait for Dwight or not?
Speaker 1 (20:22):
I guess I guess not? No rout all right?
Speaker 4 (20:26):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (20:27):
What the heck happened at the chow Wagon Sunday night?
Speaker 5 (20:29):
A lot of rambunctious kids running around and hollering and
throwing rocks at each other.
Speaker 4 (20:34):
Get it? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (20:34):
Crazy? Uh so nine or ten incidents has happened.
Speaker 5 (20:38):
So the chow Wagon did like them all and said
you can't be a juvi juvenile and be inside the.
Speaker 4 (20:44):
Festival, say with the State Fair. They had to do that,
remember things.
Speaker 1 (20:48):
That's exactly the same thing.
Speaker 4 (20:49):
All they need is one big coach to come in
and go, hey, you tease, knock it off? Yeah, and
it'll be done, no more trouble.
Speaker 1 (20:56):
Now.
Speaker 5 (20:56):
That's how they used to break up fights in our
in the hallways in the eight I'll say.
Speaker 4 (21:00):
We send them get off. I'll say we send Mario
down there. Are good? Hey, not at all.
Speaker 5 (21:05):
Our videographer is tough dude, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (21:09):
Chow wagon. It is open.
Speaker 5 (21:10):
It's right next to Slugger Field and obviously down there
on the Great Lawn sort of. But they are they're
trying to figure it out because they had some problems
on Sunday night. It was a beautiful night. Anytime you
get that late night and it's nice weather, people are
going to be out and about and it's a little trouble.
So you got to be twenty one or eight. You
gotta be eighteen or accompanied by a twenty one year old.
Speaker 4 (21:33):
What if the leader of the gang is twenty one,
I don't know. I mean sorry, we don't have a
gangs in Louisville, right, What if the leader of these
rambunctious teens was twenty one? Can say it's me and
these are all my friends.
Speaker 5 (21:46):
Statement of the Kasecutary Festival. All attendees under eighteen at
the festivals must be a cheperone by a twenty one
year old. Nine to ten separate incidents involving juveniles and groups,
they said, we're running around touting each other during several incidences,
and we saw the kid that jumped into the LNPDE
golf cart, the double guy. Yeah, like a regular golf cart.
(22:08):
But the double guy they jumped into that and took
off on it.
Speaker 4 (22:12):
They also threw water on cops.
Speaker 1 (22:14):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (22:14):
The second one is DC says no to Kentucky legislation
extending the real ID. May seventh is your deadline if
you can't get onto a plane flying in and out
of Louis Ar or anywhere else in the United States
if you don't have a real ID or a passport.
Speaker 1 (22:31):
They could have done a really easier.
Speaker 5 (22:35):
Job twenty years ago by saying the next time you
renew your license, we need this documents instead, and it
will cost a little more, and this would have ended
twenty years ago. But that's not what they did. They
wanted to have a separate one. So I have to
feel like a loser because my license says what.
Speaker 4 (23:00):
Uh I was?
Speaker 1 (23:01):
What did you say?
Speaker 4 (23:02):
Oh no, I was reading an article about it. Well,
so was that out loud? I'm sorry? So bad.
Speaker 1 (23:08):
So now my high d say, is not a real ID?
Speaker 7 (23:11):
Whoa whoa?
Speaker 1 (23:13):
Whoa? Don't does that mean I'm not a real person.
Speaker 2 (23:16):
They'll be coming up here with your fake iddies trying
to get on a No, this is what you issued
to me, you know, being the government and all.
Speaker 4 (23:26):
So I just looked.
Speaker 2 (23:27):
And I don't like to brag, but I have a
mousepad that is also a twenty twenty five calendar.
Speaker 4 (23:35):
It's both. Dude, remember the football phone he did?
Speaker 1 (23:37):
He gets one every year.
Speaker 4 (23:38):
Yeah, I get one everywhere. I can't live.
Speaker 1 (23:41):
That's where he gets one every year.
Speaker 4 (23:42):
So I just look, and I have for years.
Speaker 5 (23:44):
He's stuck in nineteen ninety eight or two thousand and two.
I can't.
Speaker 4 (23:48):
So I just looked. May seventh is on a Wednesday.
What kind of a weird day to end it on? Right.
Speaker 1 (23:55):
It's why he loves the mouse pad calendar.
Speaker 4 (23:58):
It's both. It's a mouse pan anda calendar.
Speaker 1 (24:01):
It's both. He has a football phone at home too.
Speaker 4 (24:04):
I got seven football phones.
Speaker 5 (24:06):
The mother and son duo and Georgetown, Kentucky will split
one hundred and sixty seven million people or million dollars.
They want it over one hundred and sixty seven million
people Monday. They want it, Uh Linda Grizzle and Shannon Farthing.
Of course, when I read through it quickly this morning
it's five in the morning, I thought it said Shannon farting.
Speaker 1 (24:28):
It's Farthing.
Speaker 4 (24:29):
No, you gotta get Shannon doesn't start doing that until
about noon.
Speaker 5 (24:33):
But this they won the jackpot. They're going to walk
with seventy seven million. They actually said, we haven't decided
whether to take the yearly some.
Speaker 4 (24:41):
O yeean yes. Love. And by the way, Linda, if
you're if you're listening, and I know you are, I've
always had a thing for you, Linda.
Speaker 1 (24:51):
But but but that's not a bad Tony brings up.
Speaker 2 (24:56):
Tony brings up a good point. It's not a bad
always a good thing for for you and.
Speaker 1 (25:00):
Your look out, Linda, because now you don't know who
to trust.
Speaker 5 (25:03):
You trust me and Land you don't know who to
trust you know, Shannon even more, even more because girls
can be really mean and evil.
Speaker 2 (25:11):
Linda, if you're listening, you can trust me. You can't
speak your language. You want language that is the language
of love.
Speaker 5 (25:17):
But there's also this you could it's not a stupid
idea to take the yearly because then you know you
won't blow it. You'll get a new more money the
next year. Oh no, baby, I want to want You
want an opportunity to be an idiot?
Speaker 4 (25:32):
Kidding me? Are you kidding me?
Speaker 1 (25:34):
I want to be I want an opportunity to blow
it all in a little bit.
Speaker 4 (25:38):
I want to talk to lind again for a second. Linda,
let me tell you something.
Speaker 1 (25:41):
Make your best pitch.
Speaker 2 (25:42):
I love Linda. I love you so much. Hear me
on this. Not only do I want to date you,
I want to marry you.
Speaker 4 (25:50):
And listen to.
Speaker 1 (25:51):
This, Linda Grizzle, Linda, Georgetown, Kentucky.
Speaker 4 (25:55):
Georgetown, Kentucky.
Speaker 2 (25:56):
Let Linda Grizzly, I love you so much that when
we get married, I'm not even gonna have you sign
a prenup.
Speaker 4 (26:02):
I'm that confident in our love.
Speaker 5 (26:06):
I think you should write or a song I do too,
and sing your tour tomorrow, Linda Grizzly, you.
Speaker 2 (26:11):
Bring my guitar in yeah, and just sing us off
for Linda Grizzle from Georgetown.
Speaker 5 (26:16):
I think you get a real shot. First of all,
we got to figure out what you can do with Susan,
your wife.
Speaker 4 (26:21):
Who Yeah, I'm sorry, I only got ears and eyes
for Linda Grizzle. Here you go rhymes with grizzle.
Speaker 1 (26:29):
And the and the huge, huge lead for a shizzle.
Speaker 4 (26:34):
You're won't be careful.
Speaker 1 (26:36):
You could say no, stop talking right now. You are
now privileges over Mike is cut. You have been an
idiot all day.
Speaker 4 (26:44):
Here he is. You're gone my heart.
Speaker 3 (26:49):
Stop that you bypassed the turning the microphone off.
Speaker 1 (26:54):
Hey, Linda, Gridg's got his own button over there, so
if I turn it off, you can turn it back on.
I could do this. So are you gonna be good?
Are you gonna be are you gonna act like you
have sense?
Speaker 4 (27:08):
Listen? Sometimes? Thank you? Turn my mic back on? Thank you,
Linda Grizzle. Ok.
Speaker 1 (27:20):
Moving on.
Speaker 5 (27:21):
Travis Kelcey unfollows Ryan Reynolds on Instagram. This should be
the lead story for everyone.
Speaker 3 (27:27):
Really is Ryan Reynolds is the kind of guy who
probably has two versions of himself cloned somewhere else.
Speaker 1 (27:34):
Am I are you ready for this? Are you ready
for this?
Speaker 5 (27:38):
Are you ready to me to connect the dots between
Dion Sanders and Ryan Reynolds?
Speaker 4 (27:42):
Are you ready drop some knowledge?
Speaker 3 (27:44):
I'm gonna hold onto my hand.
Speaker 5 (27:46):
Okay, hold, here's a hat. Hold on to it, hat,
hold on.
Speaker 4 (27:49):
To it, hold on really tight.
Speaker 5 (27:52):
The whole time I said, the whole time I said.
The problem with Blake Lively is.
Speaker 1 (27:58):
She's trying to be smarmy, smart ass Ryan Reynolds and
she can't pull it off because she's not that talented
or funny, so it comes off bitchy, right, Okay, so
that's her deal. She is trying to act like her husband,
but her husband is like world class at.
Speaker 5 (28:16):
Being smarmy, right, you can't pull it off. It's the
same thing with Dion Sanders' son. Dion acted like that.
I know because when I was in high school, he
was coming out of Florida State.
Speaker 4 (28:28):
I get it.
Speaker 1 (28:29):
But Dion Sanders at the time was bigger than life
and it is maybe the greatest football player to ever
damn play the game. Okay, he tilted the field, he
did whatever he wanted on either side of the ball.
Speaker 2 (28:45):
All why playing major League baseball at the same time.
Speaker 1 (28:47):
You ain't Dion, And his dad should have said that.
Speaker 5 (28:51):
His dad is the reason that he's in this pickle,
because his dad should have said, son, you ain't me.
I'm one of the greatest of all time. You are good,
but you can't go in there and act like me.
Because remember, for you youngsters, Dion was the first guy.
He wore all the gold medals and it was the
crazy haircuts and all that, and people were and they
(29:12):
didn't mind because why because he was just he was
sick and the second he stood, he walked on a
football field. He was a different human being than everyone else.
You're like, that guy is different than everyone else on
this field, so you're it's the same thing.
Speaker 1 (29:27):
He ain't you, She ain't you.
Speaker 5 (29:29):
You can't do his act, and that's where you've gone wrong,
and the other person's really at fault because you got
to tell him. Look, man, Dwight and I have this
all the time.
Speaker 3 (29:39):
Remember LeVar Ball and big Baller brand. Yes, his three
sons that he basically propped up like no tomorrow and
they were nothing more than a bunch of washups end
up playing overseas. This is kind of like that, except
LeVar Ball was not nearly as good as Dion Sanders.
Speaker 1 (29:54):
I got another one. You got more hats to hold
on too.
Speaker 2 (29:57):
Yeah, let me grab this hat real quick. Okay, why way,
let me stand up real quick so I can sit
down and.
Speaker 4 (30:04):
Have a story.
Speaker 1 (30:05):
Yeah, okay, this is perfect.
Speaker 4 (30:08):
Here we go.
Speaker 1 (30:09):
The difference between the neon Dion and Lebron James and
his kid. Okay, I'll tell you the difference.
Speaker 4 (30:18):
What's the difference.
Speaker 1 (30:19):
I'll tell you the difference. We've said it for years.
Speaker 5 (30:22):
Lebron can do that because the NBA is run by
the players and the NFL is run by the owners
and the coaches and the gms, and it is so
cutthroat they will drop your ass in a second if
you step out the line. And that is the difference.
Players in the NBA can get rid of their coach
like that. How many coaches as Lebron got rid of?
(30:45):
So he got his kid in the league on the
team he wanted why because he's run by the players.
Speaker 4 (30:49):
Well, who's this kid playing for his team?
Speaker 5 (30:53):
And he is nowhere near needs to be on an
NBA team, But he did. You know why, because the
players run the league. In the NFL, the gms and
the owners run the lead.
Speaker 1 (31:05):
I'm on a roll here. I need one more.
Speaker 4 (31:09):
You want to give you one more? One more?
Speaker 2 (31:12):
Just like in the XFL, there's only one. He hate me,
You're not he hate me.
Speaker 1 (31:17):
That's true.
Speaker 4 (31:18):
And if you think you already got another thing coming.
Speaker 5 (31:21):
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Speaker 1 (31:32):
Husband, do that. You gotta go.
Speaker 5 (31:34):
This is a good idea. No go to maps Residential
dot Com. They'll throw in an Alexa which is connected
to E. M S and cops and everything else, and
that means they get to your house faster.
Speaker 4 (31:46):
So you know who needs a map security, don't you who?
Linda Grizzle.
Speaker 5 (31:50):
Linda Grizzle needs a new map security because her house
is going to be sick.
Speaker 4 (31:54):
But maybe I should come out there and evaluate it
for you, Hey, Linda.
Speaker 5 (31:57):
And maybe she should go to lots of posta because
she's high FA looting and she's gonna go out to
Saint Matthew's thirty seven to seventeen Lexington Road in the
heart of Saint Matthew's is lots of pasta.
Speaker 2 (32:08):
Yeah, a lot of people win their car break down. Yeah,
Linda Grizzle, I'm Linda Grizzle. I'll just buy a new one. Well,
if you're not, Linda Grizzle'll get it fixed. If Tony's
breaking alignment, because it's worry free. Listen, folks, every single
job not just breaks in alignment. They do just about anything.
On every vehicle. They give you a three year, thirty
six thousand mile warranty on every single job they do.
(32:30):
Put your mind at rest. Go with the best as
Tony's breaking align.
Speaker 1 (32:34):
I saw a guy sitting on a Christian Brother's roof
the other day.
Speaker 4 (32:38):
And he's trying to look in Linda Grizzle's window, maybe.
Speaker 5 (32:41):
But he was disgusted because he didn't have his lots
of pasta. I discussed, he goes, I know I'm sitting
on this great Christian Brothers roof, and I did call
two four four zero two zero eight, and then I
went to Christian bowrooofing dot com to get a new roof.
But this makes me sick because I can't get my
lots of pasta.
Speaker 4 (32:56):
I need rattlesnake tease and you assist them with the
tomato sauce.
Speaker 5 (33:05):
We've had several people today text the show and suggest
that we're on some sort of intoxican.
Speaker 4 (33:11):
Well, one of us actually was.
Speaker 5 (33:18):
After this news radio eight forty wh our show is
already off the tracks for the week and it's Tuesday, Turby.
I wish I could promise you that we're gonna get
it together before Saturday for the broadcast, but I can't
(33:38):
really do that. I think it's gonna be great that
we're gonna honor Tony Cruz in his last derby broadcast
with us. He's retiring soon a couple of weeks later,
but it's his last time he's out there. Of course,
he used to be the sports talk show guy, so
he did a lot of those broadcasts, so it'll be
a great honor.
Speaker 1 (33:59):
We were for good. I sent you to the boss's
office for a reason.
Speaker 4 (34:03):
You told me that there was a package. I can
find a package. Okay, I checked the boss's office.
Speaker 1 (34:09):
I was trying to finish the show.
Speaker 2 (34:12):
Nearly going got out and you gotta start telling me, dude,
if we're coming back.
Speaker 3 (34:16):
Man, I'm back here in this cave.
Speaker 4 (34:18):
I don't know what goes on right by your studio
to say a word, Man, what are we talking about? Guys?
Speaker 3 (34:21):
What I am talking about? Tony Kruz.
Speaker 4 (34:24):
Yeah, Hey, Tony Cruz. His backside, his backside. Tony Cruz
loves the backside.
Speaker 5 (34:30):
So it's five oh Tuesday, or as Ty calls it,
it's turby us going down out there. Each race is
named after something that's Louisville centric, like the toy Tiger,
which I think is fantastic. So that's a great thing there.
And then I will be out there tomorrow. I'm going
out there with my Catholic.
Speaker 4 (34:46):
People Society Exciday. What time are you going out there?
Speaker 1 (34:49):
I'm going right after the show.
Speaker 4 (34:53):
They extra tickets.
Speaker 1 (34:55):
Sold out, whole place is sold out.
Speaker 2 (34:57):
I'm gonna text you the whole place, old place. I
can't even go in and get in. Nope, I'm gonna
give you a Jack Bauer.
Speaker 4 (35:04):
Damn it, damn it.
Speaker 5 (35:06):
All right, So tomorrow we have Wednesday's hero. John will
be back, of course, wheeling in the years. And who
else do we have on the show?
Speaker 2 (35:15):
What a special guest? And I'm not letting that cat
out of the he does. I'm not letting that cat
out of the bag. I tell you he doesn't know.
That's what called the teast.
Speaker 1 (35:27):
Seriously, because we're teasing ourself. No, we don't. Can't remember
who's on the show. Johnny, great job, Mario video loographer,
a fantastic show on the show today and all of
our guests today was for fatastic And we apologize from
the bottom of our hearts for Dwight Whitnen. I'm Tony
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