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Speaker 1 (00:00):
News Radio at forty wh Yes it is.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
Werby, Werby, Werby days one day, one fifty one.
Speaker 1 (00:09):
I'll be heading out to the track a little bit
later to lose some money and have some fun.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
So a lot of a lot of folks, I know,
drink a lily.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
I'm not going to drink a little Oh yeah.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
Should nothing more manually than a guy walking around with
a nice pink drink sipping out of a straw.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
Oh pink is fine at the Derby for sure, Oaks.
So we'll have all the you know, Tony Cruz has
been back there all week and he will join us
obviously for the broadcast on Saturday starting at six eight
m for Derby. We'll keep you up with traffic and
everything else. How to get in and out, but it is,
it changes every year. But there is a drop off
(00:46):
area and a pickup area, so that's that's new and good.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
I want to say thank you to doctor Melissa Wise,
Melissa Joe Wise at Forefront Dermatology, and I.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
Also this poor lady.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
I also want to apologize to doctor Melissa Joe Wise.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
For were you passing gas again?
Speaker 2 (01:04):
No, but she's got to see me like the the
Dermatology actually has to touch my fat like a couple
of times, like her wedding ring got stuck in my fat. Yeah,
but at any rate, discuss I did have a spot that
they cut off. What a suspicious spot. I got a
chunk out of my chest right now. I know it
(01:24):
didn't hurt because she numbed it first, but I did
ask her. I said, hey, have you ever had a
patient as brave as me? And doctor wise said no,
no I haven't. So there's that.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
John is our producer today, John, how are you?
Speaker 3 (01:40):
I'm doing fine on this lovely worby.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
You have your first derby with your child? You working
on Saturday.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
I don't think I am. I don't know him what capacity,
but I think I will be. You got to pull
the I got a new kid card one more time.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
I would have done that may maybe the last time
I pulled.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
The No, you gotta do it, man. You got to
say you could just make stuff up because you'll never know.
Say that. Yeah, a little daisy's going through you know,
got bit.
Speaker 3 (02:10):
By a spider kid?
Speaker 1 (02:12):
No, yeah, superpowers in later?
Speaker 2 (02:14):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (02:14):
All right, ups announced it's gonna cut twenty thousand jobs. Basically,
this is in conjunction with they reased to deal with Amazon.
Remember a couple of years ago when they were like
Amazon might buy ups because they were like, there's Amazon
is shifting so much with them and they were like dude,
and I was like, they can buy ups and they're
like with cash.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
Well, I wondered. At one point, was there a discussion
that they were just gonna go ahead and make their
own Amazon delivery sets?
Speaker 1 (02:42):
Well, that's what they've they've been doing.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
Shi, Well, we're going to buy ups instead.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
Yeah, so what right? That was the talking point. But
now they are going to ramp down fifty percent by
the second half of twenty six so a year about
a year from now, they are going to be down
fifty percent of using ups to ship Amazon stuff.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
Oh wow, So they they.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
Are slashing twenty thousand jobs. And I assume that's also
some of that holiday workers that that that they stuck going.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
Yeah, because I worked I was Local eighty nine for
years and worked out there on the ramp. But where
are where will they go? Are they going to fed?
Actually going to you know, I don't know, because here's
what I will say. Nobody does it like ups.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
Yeah, they're pretty good.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
I gotta tell you. Man and I was out there,
what twenty thirty years thirty years ago.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
It's a buttoned up company, dude, they.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
Do Nobody does it like UPS. They're the best of
the best. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
We tell that story all the time, and I'll say
it again. I mean, if they reduce the guy at
UPS told me he goes. If you can reduce the
time from where the plane lands and it starts to
get unloaded by ten seconds, it's a million dollars And
I'm like.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
What they used to seconds? We would get so much
hot water if a plane was one minute two minutes late,
Oh you would? You would not be lead if we
missed a load time.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
Yeah, you're burning money.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
Yeah, so wow. I don't know where Amazon is going
to go. I think it's a bad move because you know,
there's something about customer service and UPS. I promise you
anytime that my Amazon package is coming UPS and not
another mode, it gets there on time.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
Again, you can never predict companies like Amazon, because if
you told someone fifteen years ago, hey, if you need
a hair brush, you're going to go online buy a
four dollars hair brush and they're going to deliver it
to your house. That model will work. You'll go, why
would how would that model work? It makes sense, that's
what we do.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
I'll give you one better. We do. I'll give you
one better. You can even get it the same day,
within hours.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
Oh I know. So it's a little crazy.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
So Sunday, Susan and I decided we wanted to make
some dan O's chili lime pickled jalapenos.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
Of course you did.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
And I said, well, man, I want to cut. I
want to get all these mandolins for the next time
we do it. You know, we slide it down the
slicer and slices. Oh yeah, yeah, y I order one
from Amazon. I say, yeah, you'll have about five today.
I said, what's white? That's just white. If we got it, it's.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
All believe today it's crazy. So twenty thousand jobs and
close more than seventy at more than seventy facilities.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
Okay, here's another speculation. For years they've been saying, you
know what, we want to start with these drone deliveries.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
Do you think that they're putting that into the forecast.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
I want to say, I don't know, but I just
I want to say that just seems insane to me.
But if you're close enough to the facility, I think, yeah,
I think that's probably a doable thing.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
What would make more sense buying an entire airline or
just building a distribution center in every city?
Speaker 1 (05:46):
I don't know, I don't know all right. Kern's Kitchen, Yeah,
famous Derby Pie.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
Derby Pie registered trademark of Karn's Kitchen.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
Yes, Walter and Lee Kern, along with their son George.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
We used to vacation with them, right. The secret recipe
secret They stole that from my grandmam.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
Recipe dates back to nineteen fifty.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
Four when they stole it from my grandma.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
Right, and they created that pie at the old Melrose
in remember that one. It was on the way out
to Oldham County. Her name was mem You know your
me mall was never the same. Nina ruined your life.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
They used to have just five or six ovens and
they can put five or six pies in. Now they
can make two hundred and forty oh Derby pies at
one time.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
It seems like that's a low number because you'll go into.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
Uh, No, two hundred and forty is a lot, dude.
Speaker 2 (06:42):
Yeah, But when you measured on how many peeweat Derby Pie.
Like every time at Kroger, I'll see one of these
Currents Kitchen Derby pies. Yeah, and I gotta get it. Yea.
So now it's Derby Week and everybody it seems like
you would have to make chocolate. It's so it's so
good Currents Kitchen. I love it. I know. Yesterday I
said I loved Linda Grizzle, and Linda I still do.
(07:06):
But Linda Grizzle the winner of the lottery when we
get married, not if it's gonna happen when I'm on
a collision course of love. Yes, I want our wedding
cake to be a Kerns Kitchen Derby Pie.
Speaker 1 (07:20):
Let's stay on. Uh And I guess people, John, are
you a Kerns Kitchen Derby Pie? The original Derby pie
I ever tried one? Oh?
Speaker 2 (07:29):
Whoa man?
Speaker 1 (07:32):
What is wrong with you?
Speaker 2 (07:33):
What did you just move here from Milwaukee? Are you serious?
Speaker 3 (07:38):
I'm dead serious?
Speaker 2 (07:39):
Wow? All right?
Speaker 3 (07:40):
Hey, but there's a first for everything.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
Right now?
Speaker 1 (07:43):
You have to warm it up. You can't. I'm not
eat the pie cold. You'll eat it.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
I did. I Susan bought a Kerns Kitchen Derby Pie
for one of her events. This has been like five
years ago, and something happened in the middle of the night.
Speaker 1 (07:58):
Something happened and she came in the middle of the
night because.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
I couldn't even figure out how to open the box.
So there's like a totally ripped up box and a
crank it up to pie ten eighty cold.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
Oh see, you get the chocolate and the gooiness all warm.
Speaker 3 (08:16):
That's the best way to heat up almost any dessert.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
For being honest, Oh, I'm not with you, dude. I
like it. I like it, So we'll stay on food.
Eighty eight percent of Americans have changed grocery shopping habits
just to save money. That's nine out of ten Americans
in the last couple of years. That is crazy. That
is crazy, But you just it is. It is a
story that's been done a lot, and obviously it was
(08:40):
a talking point during the election. But some of the
items on the on the grocery store item are ridiculous. Yes,
the prices, yes, it's like you want there's three bell
peppers and they're eleven dollars. You're like, what planet are
you on?
Speaker 2 (08:59):
I know, right, because I used to not eat a
lot of stuff like that, but now past five years
have been cooking, and I get fresh vegetables. Some of
them are okay, but some of them are like, man,
what is this made out of spotted howl or something?
Speaker 1 (09:14):
Until recently, I never put something back on the shelf.
Oh I never did that. I always when I want
this honey mustard, I'm putting it in my bathroom. And
I didn't even look at the price. But now I
look at the price in a small bottle of honey
mustard because I'm in the mood for honey mustard. Honey
mustard is a universal it is. You can dip chicken
fingers in it. Hey, you can do salad.
Speaker 2 (09:35):
It's not just for nuggets anymore. Now that's from big
honey Mustard.
Speaker 1 (09:39):
That's right, You're right, But Big Honey Mustard. They know
they've lost their mind. If you think I'm paying eight
dollars for that tiny bottle of honey mustard, you now,
if it's a big, gigantic bottle eight bucks.
Speaker 2 (09:52):
All right?
Speaker 3 (09:53):
Do you compromise for a store brand?
Speaker 2 (09:56):
Oh? Yeah, yeah, Cogar brand.
Speaker 1 (10:01):
It's the same stuff a lot of times. Yeah. So,
but I've never done that before, and people, now, I
mean I it is crazy the price is and you
just can't again. I stopped in for three or four
items last night. Fifty four dollars.
Speaker 2 (10:15):
No, I know, now, get off my line. Hey, but
you know what else? How about this heat? Just handing
to the open.
Speaker 1 (10:27):
We don't want to talk about our cholesterol level? Awesome.
I saw the story and I didn't know if it
was a leader or the first breakout. But it's an
interesting topic too. If we were actors, you and I were,
all three of us were acting. I mean if yeah,
we acted every single day. We've been doing it since
like second grade. Job.
Speaker 3 (10:48):
You'ven't gotten me a couple of times.
Speaker 1 (10:50):
Oh yeah, Listen, many people can't tell though.
Speaker 2 (10:53):
Hey, when my wife talks starts talking, nobody does the
I'm paying attention to you act better than me, that's right.
Includes the headshake.
Speaker 1 (11:06):
You don't say or throwing a uh uh uh uh uh.
Let me ask you, actors, could you kiss a guy
if they you were playing a gay character? Could you
fake it.
Speaker 3 (11:25):
For the role?
Speaker 2 (11:27):
What's what's it? What's the pay?
Speaker 1 (11:29):
Okay? Well, that's here's my point. I'm not sure I
could do it at any point. And I'm saying I'm
asking this because Terrence Howard. That happened to Terrence Howard.
Speaker 2 (11:39):
Can you just pretend it's your uncle and go.
Speaker 1 (11:41):
No, I can't. I don't think I could.
Speaker 3 (11:43):
Yeah, I don't think I would either.
Speaker 1 (11:44):
I don't think I could.
Speaker 2 (11:46):
I don't think. I don't know.
Speaker 1 (11:47):
I'm not sayingthing against it. I'm just my personal thing.
I couldn't kiss a dude it look real right, No,
like kiss There's a difference between being drunk and going
up and kissing some dude on the lips. That's different
from me.
Speaker 2 (12:03):
I've never done that acting.
Speaker 1 (12:06):
Because Terrence Howard passed on the role of Marvin Gay
because he didn't know Marvin Gay was gay, and he
was gonna have to kiss a dude several times in
the movie, and he said, I don't think I can
do that, so he passed. Terrence Howard said, I was
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over at Quincy Jones house and I'm asking Quincy. I'm
hearing rumors that Marvin was gay, and I'm like, was
he gay? Quincy said yes, so he passed on the role.
I'm I'm with Terrence Howard here. I don't think I
could pull it off.
Speaker 2 (12:48):
Now we need distant lover Marvin Gay.
Speaker 1 (12:52):
It would even if it was somebody like, you know,
really good like a.
Speaker 2 (12:57):
Like me, just super good looking, like a super good
looking guy like me. The kind of transcends anything.
Speaker 1 (13:04):
A stinky and yeah, I.
Speaker 2 (13:08):
Don't know if I can do it or not.
Speaker 1 (13:10):
I couldn't do it.
Speaker 2 (13:12):
I thought that, I thought in acting that like like
one set of lips went on your chin, or they
had like some kind of your action you're not kissing.
But maybe I'm wrong.
Speaker 1 (13:22):
No, these actors these days, they go in. You gotta
get in, You got to get.
Speaker 2 (13:26):
In there, get all the way up in there, send
me in.
Speaker 1 (13:31):
Especially if he sticks your his tongue in there. When
I remember when we had even if it was like
a Brad Pitt or something, or a Ryan Goslin or something.
Speaker 2 (13:41):
You remember when we had Eric Roberts the actor on
and it was during COVID and we said, well, how
in the world how are you filming stuff with all
this stupid six feet separation? He said, well, you know whatever,
we have a love scene. We'll start a love scene,
but then they'll bring in my actual wife and that's
who I'm kissing and interacting with, and they just don't
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show her face. I'm like, that would be my luck.
I'm an actor. They finally pair me with Jennifer Aniston
and here comes to sex scene and say, okay, wait
a minute, double.
Speaker 4 (14:13):
Is he it here?
Speaker 2 (14:15):
Where is he?
Speaker 1 (14:16):
Honey? Oh?
Speaker 2 (14:19):
Hey, what are you doing here? Baby? I'm your stut
double for Jennifer Addiston.
Speaker 1 (14:28):
It's not what she sounds like. John, No.
Speaker 3 (14:31):
I love my wife, yes much.
Speaker 1 (14:33):
She's a sweetheart and a saint to put up with
you in your highmatenance.
Speaker 2 (14:38):
Goofs on me. She just doesn't have a fifty thousand
watt flamethrower to goof on me with.
Speaker 1 (14:43):
And I floor of the Senate.
Speaker 2 (14:45):
Yeah, but how you go to goof on me? How
you go goof on me at the House of Representatives
and go I hope she hey before I pass this bill,
my husband, I hope she.
Speaker 1 (14:55):
Pushed together today in the Commonwealth? Is Dwight? Isn't is
a jerk day? I would love that.
Speaker 2 (15:03):
I would love that.
Speaker 1 (15:05):
Uh burn again, Wait a minute. Nothing against whatever, guys,
if you can whatever, I'm just saying, I don't think
personally I could do that. That's all I'm saying. Say
anything against guy's kissing guys. I don't care if he kiss.
Speaker 2 (15:15):
Guys let me flip the call.
Speaker 1 (15:16):
I have to say that because people are crazy.
Speaker 2 (15:18):
Well, let me flip the coin. Let's say that I'm
gay and I'm gay all my life and then I'm
an actor and they say, okay, but now you got
to have a kissing scene with a girl. Yeah, with
Jennifer Aniston? Whoever?
Speaker 3 (15:31):
Well that was Neil Patrick Harris with How I Met
Your Mother? Though he was like the big douchebag who
slept with everybody.
Speaker 2 (15:36):
Right, I'm just saying, I wonder if if it freaks
them out had to kiss a girl, if you're one
hundred percent.
Speaker 1 (15:42):
Absolutely, some of my gay friends are like, they're like, ugh,
kissing a girl in the grouse.
Speaker 2 (15:48):
I mean, I'd give you to the old college. Try
if it's like, you know, if the quotes you would.
Speaker 1 (15:52):
Get, if let's say they're paying you half a million
dollars to do the role you're in there.
Speaker 2 (15:56):
Puck her up? Baby? Yeah? Where do I go? As
a matter of fact, anyone else I say, I'm not
happy with that. Take. Let's go again. Let's go again.
Speaker 1 (16:05):
Action All right, let's do the joke toure for a
Wednesday of Derby weed otherwise known as werby look for
the sales staff. From my heart out there, they're all
dressed up ready to go.
Speaker 2 (16:16):
I thought everybody was going to quarter or something. Suits.
Speaker 1 (16:20):
I think they're going to leave here in the course.
Speaker 2 (16:21):
How couldn't it what I couldn't dress like that when
I was in sales, I had to wear a suit
and tie every day. They were hey, is macgof shirt?
I got a very important meeting today? So when magof should.
Speaker 1 (16:34):
He didn't know anything. He didn't have a food stain
right on the wall.
Speaker 2 (16:36):
That's true, that's classy, all right. It is Werby. So
that means horse joke again, Horse jokes all week long
for you to take out to the track and you
can actually tell people, hey, I just made this up.
So here we go. Hey fellas, Hey, yeah, I put
a bet on a horse yesterday out of Churchill Downs.
It was ten to one. Did it hit? No, it
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didn't come into twelve forty five? Oh boy it was.
It was ten to one, but no, it didn't come
out until twelve forty.
Speaker 1 (17:12):
Five Wednesday, the thirtieth Derby Week Joke of the day.
Good job he's ready to wait forty Why it's hum day.
Speaker 2 (17:22):
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Speaker 1 (18:30):
Johnny Belly can.
Speaker 2 (18:32):
John camp Krugar Mellan. I think I just found my
dermatologist pen in my fat.
Speaker 1 (18:39):
Is one of the highest pain types of doctors. I
think it's the highest besides like brain surgeon, well regular.
Speaker 2 (18:48):
I had to go the Google machine and find out
who's the highest paid doctor.
Speaker 1 (18:52):
I think dermatology will be on the top.
Speaker 2 (18:54):
Wouldn't proctologists be the best. I mean, it seems like
they would get paid the.
Speaker 1 (18:58):
Most, because no, that's not how it works.
Speaker 2 (19:01):
It's like the least.
Speaker 1 (19:02):
Here's what I think it is. Because John, have you
ever been to the dermatologist? I have, Actually I have
taken like it's a numbers game. It's a numbers game,
so they just go. But mine did like this, and
I had a black thing on my chest. That's why
I went. That's why I went. He was like he
looked at it for a zero point two seconds. That's
a broken blood vessel.
Speaker 3 (19:23):
So here's what Google says are the highest paid types
of doctors. Urologists make over five hundred thousand dollars. Dermatologists
make four hundred and seventy nine thousands.
Speaker 1 (19:32):
So they're number two on the list. Number one neurologists, neurologist,
urologistes prostate Oh second exactly.
Speaker 3 (19:42):
Number three is anesthesiologist and number four is ophthalmologists.
Speaker 2 (19:47):
Yeah, that one does.
Speaker 1 (19:48):
Yeah, see the uh optimized the anesthesiologist. That is a
great one because you're really not responsible for the doing
the surgery, but you have to put the people under
And by the way, I mean, I can't imagine what
insurance it is for for that job, but yes, I
knew it. I knew dermatology was way up there. Four
hundred thousand dollars a year. That's not bad now, that
(20:09):
makes sense to go to school for half your life.
The other ones are because you know, I'm almost I
feel like I could be an er nurse or doctor
because I've watched er several times.
Speaker 2 (20:20):
Listen, there's not any doubt in my mind. There's no
question that you could leave this studio yeah and go
down to the University of Louisville Hospital Yeah, and triage
trioge Yeah, and you would fit right in it.
Speaker 4 (20:32):
Right.
Speaker 1 (20:32):
I could push There's no question I could push some
meds on a GSW or for.
Speaker 2 (20:38):
Those of the that are not in the medical field.
And the only reason I know this is because I
work with Tony Venetti. GSW means gunshot wound.
Speaker 1 (20:48):
Right, it's the industry talk, it's industry talks. Ye yeah,
yeah yeah. So I've watched them smart The ER has
I think sixteen seasons. I've watched it two or three
times every single episode.
Speaker 2 (20:58):
R And for those of you listening, you probably is going, well,
what's an ER? No, no, no, no, it's not er.
ER stands for emergency room.
Speaker 1 (21:05):
Yes, exactly. We We try not to just inform.
Speaker 2 (21:10):
Educate, but to educate.
Speaker 1 (21:11):
Yeah, and I think that's good. Your dard tooting, my dad.
I didn't know this, but there is a where is
the Koi? That there's an there's a greater Louisville Koi
and Goldfish Society.
Speaker 2 (21:26):
Uh. My buddy, Terry Kannar has owned Economy Aquatic Gardens
for like thirty years or so, right now, sell them,
sells Koi ponds and those are Preston.
Speaker 1 (21:38):
Koi is just a gigantic Shaquille O'Neal of.
Speaker 2 (21:43):
Right, yeah, absolutely right.
Speaker 1 (21:44):
Yeah, yeah, but they're Koi. Don't you play Coyn't you
play Koi with me? Boy? The Koi jokes, I can't
imagine at this exhibition. Uh, they actually this weekend or
I'm sorry, in Louisville next month. I was gonna say,
he was, Uh no, wait, Memorial Day weekend. Yeah that's May, right?
Speaker 2 (22:07):
Is that May? It is May?
Speaker 1 (22:08):
Okay, so you can get I think I want to
go to this thing, uh the Koi Festival. It's the
Koi and Goldfish Show next month, Memorial Day weekend and
May twenty third through the twenty fifth. They promoting the
Hobbing of Koi Goldfish Bonzai.
Speaker 2 (22:30):
You know what they cons and Watergardenish say to get
each other? What you coy plete me.
Speaker 1 (22:38):
Put all?
Speaker 2 (22:40):
Sorry you had it in my mom's If my mom's listening.
Speaker 1 (22:43):
I would like to have a mister Miyagi backyard.
Speaker 2 (22:46):
I'm so sorry. I thought that joke was going to
be fantastic.
Speaker 1 (22:50):
Fifty cents out fift okay?
Speaker 2 (22:52):
Good? All right, now we're talking.
Speaker 1 (22:53):
I would like to have a mister Miyagi backyard.
Speaker 3 (22:55):
He would very calming.
Speaker 2 (22:59):
Oh yeah, yeah, well would you break the sand? It
seems like it's just work.
Speaker 1 (23:03):
You know, I've done the sad thing and it works.
But it works, bro it works. You got a tiny
little rake and you start raking it.
Speaker 2 (23:12):
But then it'd be noticable, like every time my wife
walked in the living room and I start raking the sand.
Speaker 1 (23:18):
My dad had one of these years ago. He dug
his own. He didn't buy one of those ponds. He
just got a shovel and then took a waterbed, took
the host. Then he took a waterbed thing that was
in the garage somewhere, and he cut it in half.
So he had a waterbed whatever the thing you have
a liner, and he cut it in half and he
used that as the liner. He made his own, because
that's what you do. And so he made his own.
(23:40):
So he had all these bonds or koy in there,
right uh huh. But one day he came out they
were all gone, every single one was gone, fat round.
He figured out that you know that those what's the
what's the type of bird with the long beak that
just goes down pelican? No seagull, no a too can No,
(24:03):
Well that one flew over. That's that's what happened. One
flew down and got gobbled every single one of them up.
Speaker 2 (24:10):
Either that or word got out in the bird community.
Speaker 1 (24:13):
Like he got in and like it was a mystery
at first, Like CSI like what happened to the koi.
Speaker 2 (24:18):
They blame it on you because that's what my dad
would have done.
Speaker 1 (24:20):
Oh no, everything, what happened to the fish?
Speaker 2 (24:23):
I think to eat my chocolate bar daddy.
Speaker 1 (24:26):
I think I'm going to go to this thing. I'm
not going to join the Greater Louisville Koi and Goldfish Society.
Speaker 2 (24:31):
But why not? I don't know.
Speaker 1 (24:32):
Maybe I gets a man, Maybe I get hooked.
Speaker 2 (24:35):
I heard that the Koi and Goldfish Society likes to party.
Speaker 3 (24:39):
Oh I bet I hear you have to kiss a
fish on the mouth before they let you.
Speaker 2 (24:43):
Yeah, would you? Yeah? Would you kiss a fish on
the mouth?
Speaker 1 (24:45):
Yes, you would. I'd kiss a fish on the mouth even.
Speaker 2 (24:50):
If it wasn't acting. It's just a hey, kiss this
fish again.
Speaker 1 (24:54):
I just want to reiterate. I don't care if you
kiss a dude. I'm just saying I couldn't kiss a
dude in a movie.
Speaker 2 (24:59):
Would you ever? Would you ever? Baby bird the fish
and put the food in your math sure mouth and
go into water.
Speaker 1 (25:06):
The little baby bird needed it.
Speaker 2 (25:07):
Feed it? No, feed the fish baby bird style underwater?
Like that's so gross? Gross?
Speaker 3 (25:13):
Like a always bird feeding is nasty.
Speaker 1 (25:15):
You always know the Dwight fish in the tank because
it's got that long poop string. Yeah, and it just
won't break off. It's still in his fish, but it
won't break off.
Speaker 2 (25:25):
No, it's it's still hanging out of his fish, but
it's swimming up to all the other fish, going hey,
Tony and John fish, what are you all doing today?
And you're just trying to act like you don't see it.
Speaker 1 (25:34):
And by the way, John, another joke that Dwight did over.
Speaker 2 (25:37):
Oh it still do over, I still do.
Speaker 1 (25:40):
And over again is and I'm talking thirty forty years now,
I did it at the bat they would introduce they
would introduce us at the bats or whatever, it doesn't matter.
On stage somewhere Dwight would always be second. Yeah, and
he would always just wait a couple of feet behind.
And because he would go into the bathroom and attach
a twenty foot piece of toilet paper to his shoe.
Speaker 2 (26:02):
I was sticking down in my shoes and then do the.
Speaker 1 (26:04):
Big goofy walk out and everyone and he can huge
laughs every time, and you you could, can you see
my face?
Speaker 2 (26:10):
Now? I can't?
Speaker 1 (26:11):
Right like every time. I want to kill him.
Speaker 2 (26:15):
When we threw out the foot works. But throughout the
first pitch at bats one night they brought us out
and that was.
Speaker 1 (26:20):
Like forty feet and because he had to go overboard,
because he's on the base, I had to go overboard.
Speaker 2 (26:24):
But yeah, the key is y act like you don't
notice and you keep a straight face and you wave
an when yeah. Yeah, oh boy, that's fun. It's really
good at weddings too.
Speaker 1 (26:34):
All right, so will you go to the Koi and
Goldfish Show with me?
Speaker 2 (26:37):
I'll go.
Speaker 1 (26:37):
Yeah, a hunt Singer Lane.
Speaker 2 (26:39):
Where's Huntsinger Lane?
Speaker 1 (26:41):
I don't know, I've heard him before?
Speaker 2 (26:43):
I have to sounds like there's This is.
Speaker 1 (26:45):
The twenty eighth annual Koi in Goldfish Show at Louisville.
Like you got to put it up there with the
car Casper Costebado show.
Speaker 2 (26:54):
What do we all call Terry Kannar and have him
give us some Koi fax and see if he's.
Speaker 1 (26:59):
In the KOI would love to have some Koy facts.
Can you make that happen before the end of the show.
Speaker 2 (27:04):
I can try my best.
Speaker 1 (27:05):
As you can notice, we're not trying to really, we're
not giving a lot of effort. No Derby Derby week shows.
Speaker 2 (27:11):
It's Derby Weeks, so those people are dr.
Speaker 3 (27:13):
Giving a lot of effort though with the shirt and
ty today though, look at that I do look good.
Speaker 2 (27:18):
Did they have it in a size that fits you?
Or is it just all extra?
Speaker 1 (27:22):
This is the least tight shirt I own.
Speaker 2 (27:24):
Oh my gosh.
Speaker 1 (27:25):
But the suit is super super.
Speaker 2 (27:27):
Super tight to maybe a little too tight.
Speaker 1 (27:32):
Chris, I gained a little weights. It's about it.
Speaker 2 (27:35):
Do you hate it when you put it on and
you like you go, you put all that shirteah Like
like yesterday, I wanted to wear my Jack Daniels button
up shirt, you know, I thought, Man, I'm gonna mix
it up and I'm gonna wear a T shirt.
Speaker 1 (27:50):
My gosh, it wasn't as crazy.
Speaker 2 (27:52):
It wouldn't fit. I couldn't button it.
Speaker 1 (27:54):
No. The worst is when you button the top button
and you put the tie on and it forces all
that fast up to your neck and now you just
look like a volleyball.
Speaker 2 (28:04):
Now you got to do the one Beard loosen that
first button and he just kind of well.
Speaker 1 (28:08):
They have extenders and I have those s. Really, I
know this one isn't it. I'd rather be the this
is the custom made SURET.
Speaker 2 (28:14):
So I just go with the Uh. I just knocked
off at five o five, barely loosened towel. You know,
it's been a big day at the old Bank. I'm
going to loosen the time. Then let's talk to Thelma
the teller and say, hey, Thelma, what are you doing tonight?
Speaker 1 (28:28):
Get your coy gain? Oh give me all right. Freddie
Mercury refused to work with Michael Jackson after the King
of Pop brought a pet lama into the studio. This
is so we were denied a duets with Michael Jackson
and Freddie Mercury, two of the greatest performers of all time,
(28:49):
because Michael had to bring his lama.
Speaker 4 (28:52):
Why so much drama over my lama? Wait a minute,
that's a line lama and drama and you'll I get
on my groceries from a farmer.
Speaker 1 (29:05):
Thank you did, Michael, Thank you, thank you, Thank you
dead Michael Jackson, Thank.
Speaker 2 (29:11):
You dead Michael Jackson. That was really good. Well and dead.
Freddie Mercury, Oh oh yes, right, yes, you don't like
my lineman. I don't like your teeth. You got some
beef tea.
Speaker 1 (29:25):
Te Kleine Brothers, Locksmith and Commercial Doors. These guys they
are They've got two buildings downtown. They've been around since
nineteen fourteen. Go to Klinlock dot com. If you own
a business, you need commercial doors, You need monitoring systems
like the access key control and all that. These aren't
(29:46):
contracts where you sign up and they monitor it for you.
This is we set you up. They set you up
with the system and then that's it. There's no contracts.
You need a fire door. Get how many people can
actually certify a fire doors? Like two people in the
whole city. One of them is at kleinlock dot com.
Your business deserves to have the best commercial doors and
(30:06):
security systems. Those key lists. How do your employees get
in as they is the top of the line. Go
with klein Lock dot com, Klein Brothers, Locksmith and commercial Doors.
Speaker 2 (30:19):
Barono's Pizza Baby Louisville Style Pizza. You want to press
those out of town derby guests. You got it with
Louisville style pizza. Plus this Thursday at Third and Market.
Love this man Less Master's Trio. That's right, The Less
Masters Trio is going to be playing at Barono's on
Barstown Road. What a kind of get a drink that's
(30:39):
not normally around Well, they have a drink called the Jackass.
The Jackass is made from number one to Quila Blanco.
It's a mule type drink, and they said it's named
after somebody on the show. We haven't figured that one
out anyway. If you want your pizza to be even better,
taken up a notch and say, hey, make mind Dano
style to add on that beautiful, delicious red pepper cheese
(31:00):
thing from Daniel's Baringos pizza. It's Werby Baby. We'll see
you there.
Speaker 1 (31:04):
I'm already getting text messages people want to sell me koy.
Speaker 2 (31:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (31:08):
They're not coy about it. They're they're selling the Koi.
Speaker 2 (31:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (31:14):
Slow clap, that's two dollars out right news out news
radio eight forty w a chance, stop stop it.
Speaker 2 (31:28):
No, I will not hit the button. John will not
stop it. I'm unapologize for clapping. Coy is he said?
Coy John
News Radio at forty wh Yes it is.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
Werby, Werby, Werby days one day, one fifty one.
Speaker 1 (00:09):
I'll be heading out to the track a little bit
later to lose some money and have some fun.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
So a lot of a lot of folks, I know,
drink a lily.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
I'm not going to drink a little Oh yeah.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
Should nothing more manually than a guy walking around with
a nice pink drink sipping out of a straw.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
Oh pink is fine at the Derby for sure, Oaks.
So we'll have all the you know, Tony Cruz has
been back there all week and he will join us
obviously for the broadcast on Saturday starting at six eight
m for Derby. We'll keep you up with traffic and
everything else. How to get in and out, but it is,
it changes every year. But there is a drop off
(00:46):
area and a pickup area, so that's that's new and good.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
I want to say thank you to doctor Melissa Wise,
Melissa Joe Wise at Forefront Dermatology, and I.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
Also this poor lady.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
I also want to apologize to doctor Melissa Joe Wise.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
For were you passing gas again?
Speaker 2 (01:04):
No, but she's got to see me like the the
Dermatology actually has to touch my fat like a couple
of times, like her wedding ring got stuck in my fat. Yeah,
but at any rate, discuss I did have a spot that
they cut off. What a suspicious spot. I got a
chunk out of my chest right now. I know it
(01:24):
didn't hurt because she numbed it first, but I did
ask her. I said, hey, have you ever had a
patient as brave as me? And doctor wise said no,
no I haven't. So there's that.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
John is our producer today, John, how are you?
Speaker 3 (01:40):
I'm doing fine on this lovely worby.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
You have your first derby with your child? You working
on Saturday.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
I don't think I am. I don't know him what capacity,
but I think I will be. You got to pull
the I got a new kid card one more time.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
I would have done that may maybe the last time
I pulled.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
The No, you gotta do it, man. You got to
say you could just make stuff up because you'll never know.
Say that. Yeah, a little daisy's going through you know,
got bit.
Speaker 3 (02:10):
By a spider kid?
Speaker 1 (02:12):
No, yeah, superpowers in later?
Speaker 2 (02:14):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (02:14):
All right, ups announced it's gonna cut twenty thousand jobs. Basically,
this is in conjunction with they reased to deal with Amazon.
Remember a couple of years ago when they were like
Amazon might buy ups because they were like, there's Amazon
is shifting so much with them and they were like dude,
and I was like, they can buy ups and they're
like with cash.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
Well, I wondered. At one point, was there a discussion
that they were just gonna go ahead and make their
own Amazon delivery sets?
Speaker 1 (02:42):
Well, that's what they've they've been doing.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
Shi, Well, we're going to buy ups instead.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
Yeah, so what right? That was the talking point. But
now they are going to ramp down fifty percent by
the second half of twenty six so a year about
a year from now, they are going to be down
fifty percent of using ups to ship Amazon stuff.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
Oh wow, So they they.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
Are slashing twenty thousand jobs. And I assume that's also
some of that holiday workers that that that they stuck going.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
Yeah, because I worked I was Local eighty nine for
years and worked out there on the ramp. But where
are where will they go? Are they going to fed?
Actually going to you know, I don't know, because here's
what I will say. Nobody does it like ups.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
Yeah, they're pretty good.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
I gotta tell you. Man and I was out there,
what twenty thirty years thirty years ago.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
It's a buttoned up company, dude, they.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
Do Nobody does it like UPS. They're the best of
the best. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
We tell that story all the time, and I'll say
it again. I mean, if they reduce the guy at
UPS told me he goes. If you can reduce the
time from where the plane lands and it starts to
get unloaded by ten seconds, it's a million dollars And
I'm like.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
What they used to seconds? We would get so much
hot water if a plane was one minute two minutes late,
Oh you would? You would not be lead if we
missed a load time.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
Yeah, you're burning money.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
Yeah, so wow. I don't know where Amazon is going
to go. I think it's a bad move because you know,
there's something about customer service and UPS. I promise you
anytime that my Amazon package is coming UPS and not
another mode, it gets there on time.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
Again, you can never predict companies like Amazon, because if
you told someone fifteen years ago, hey, if you need
a hair brush, you're going to go online buy a
four dollars hair brush and they're going to deliver it
to your house. That model will work. You'll go, why
would how would that model work? It makes sense, that's
what we do.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
I'll give you one better. We do. I'll give you
one better. You can even get it the same day,
within hours.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
Oh I know. So it's a little crazy.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
So Sunday, Susan and I decided we wanted to make
some dan O's chili lime pickled jalapenos.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
Of course you did.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
And I said, well, man, I want to cut. I
want to get all these mandolins for the next time
we do it. You know, we slide it down the
slicer and slices. Oh yeah, yeah, y I order one
from Amazon. I say, yeah, you'll have about five today.
I said, what's white? That's just white. If we got it, it's.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
All believe today it's crazy. So twenty thousand jobs and
close more than seventy at more than seventy facilities.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
Okay, here's another speculation. For years they've been saying, you
know what, we want to start with these drone deliveries.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
Do you think that they're putting that into the forecast.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
I want to say, I don't know, but I just
I want to say that just seems insane to me.
But if you're close enough to the facility, I think, yeah,
I think that's probably a doable thing.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
What would make more sense buying an entire airline or
just building a distribution center in every city?
Speaker 1 (05:46):
I don't know, I don't know all right. Kern's Kitchen, Yeah,
famous Derby Pie.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
Derby Pie registered trademark of Karn's Kitchen.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
Yes, Walter and Lee Kern, along with their son George.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
We used to vacation with them, right. The secret recipe
secret They stole that from my grandmam.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
Recipe dates back to nineteen fifty.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
Four when they stole it from my grandma.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
Right, and they created that pie at the old Melrose
in remember that one. It was on the way out
to Oldham County. Her name was mem You know your
me mall was never the same. Nina ruined your life.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
They used to have just five or six ovens and
they can put five or six pies in. Now they
can make two hundred and forty oh Derby pies at
one time.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
It seems like that's a low number because you'll go into.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
Uh, No, two hundred and forty is a lot, dude.
Speaker 2 (06:42):
Yeah, But when you measured on how many peeweat Derby Pie.
Like every time at Kroger, I'll see one of these
Currents Kitchen Derby pies. Yeah, and I gotta get it. Yea.
So now it's Derby Week and everybody it seems like
you would have to make chocolate. It's so it's so
good Currents Kitchen. I love it. I know. Yesterday I
said I loved Linda Grizzle, and Linda I still do.
(07:06):
But Linda Grizzle the winner of the lottery when we
get married, not if it's gonna happen when I'm on
a collision course of love. Yes, I want our wedding
cake to be a Kerns Kitchen Derby Pie.
Speaker 1 (07:20):
Let's stay on. Uh And I guess people, John, are
you a Kerns Kitchen Derby Pie? The original Derby pie
I ever tried one? Oh?
Speaker 2 (07:29):
Whoa man?
Speaker 1 (07:32):
What is wrong with you?
Speaker 2 (07:33):
What did you just move here from Milwaukee? Are you serious?
Speaker 3 (07:38):
I'm dead serious?
Speaker 2 (07:39):
Wow? All right?
Speaker 3 (07:40):
Hey, but there's a first for everything.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
Right now?
Speaker 1 (07:43):
You have to warm it up. You can't. I'm not
eat the pie cold. You'll eat it.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
I did. I Susan bought a Kerns Kitchen Derby Pie
for one of her events. This has been like five
years ago, and something happened in the middle of the night.
Speaker 1 (07:58):
Something happened and she came in the middle of the
night because.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
I couldn't even figure out how to open the box.
So there's like a totally ripped up box and a
crank it up to pie ten eighty cold.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
Oh see, you get the chocolate and the gooiness all warm.
Speaker 3 (08:16):
That's the best way to heat up almost any dessert.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
For being honest, Oh, I'm not with you, dude. I
like it. I like it, So we'll stay on food.
Eighty eight percent of Americans have changed grocery shopping habits
just to save money. That's nine out of ten Americans
in the last couple of years. That is crazy. That
is crazy, But you just it is. It is a
story that's been done a lot, and obviously it was
(08:40):
a talking point during the election. But some of the
items on the on the grocery store item are ridiculous. Yes,
the prices, yes, it's like you want there's three bell
peppers and they're eleven dollars. You're like, what planet are
you on?
Speaker 2 (08:59):
I know, right, because I used to not eat a
lot of stuff like that, but now past five years
have been cooking, and I get fresh vegetables. Some of
them are okay, but some of them are like, man,
what is this made out of spotted howl or something?
Speaker 1 (09:14):
Until recently, I never put something back on the shelf.
Oh I never did that. I always when I want
this honey mustard, I'm putting it in my bathroom. And
I didn't even look at the price. But now I
look at the price in a small bottle of honey
mustard because I'm in the mood for honey mustard. Honey
mustard is a universal it is. You can dip chicken
fingers in it. Hey, you can do salad.
Speaker 2 (09:35):
It's not just for nuggets anymore. Now that's from big
honey Mustard.
Speaker 1 (09:39):
That's right, You're right, But Big Honey Mustard. They know
they've lost their mind. If you think I'm paying eight
dollars for that tiny bottle of honey mustard, you now,
if it's a big, gigantic bottle eight bucks.
Speaker 2 (09:52):
All right?
Speaker 3 (09:53):
Do you compromise for a store brand?
Speaker 2 (09:56):
Oh? Yeah, yeah, Cogar brand.
Speaker 1 (10:01):
It's the same stuff a lot of times. Yeah. So,
but I've never done that before, and people, now, I
mean I it is crazy the price is and you
just can't again. I stopped in for three or four
items last night. Fifty four dollars.
Speaker 2 (10:15):
No, I know, now, get off my line. Hey, but
you know what else? How about this heat? Just handing
to the open.
Speaker 1 (10:27):
We don't want to talk about our cholesterol level? Awesome.
I saw the story and I didn't know if it
was a leader or the first breakout. But it's an
interesting topic too. If we were actors, you and I were,
all three of us were acting. I mean if yeah,
we acted every single day. We've been doing it since
like second grade. Job.
Speaker 3 (10:48):
You'ven't gotten me a couple of times.
Speaker 1 (10:50):
Oh yeah, Listen, many people can't tell though.
Speaker 2 (10:53):
Hey, when my wife talks starts talking, nobody does the
I'm paying attention to you act better than me, that's right.
Includes the headshake.
Speaker 1 (11:06):
You don't say or throwing a uh uh uh uh uh.
Let me ask you, actors, could you kiss a guy
if they you were playing a gay character? Could you
fake it.
Speaker 3 (11:25):
For the role?
Speaker 2 (11:27):
What's what's it? What's the pay?
Speaker 1 (11:29):
Okay? Well, that's here's my point. I'm not sure I
could do it at any point. And I'm saying I'm
asking this because Terrence Howard. That happened to Terrence Howard.
Speaker 2 (11:39):
Can you just pretend it's your uncle and go.
Speaker 1 (11:41):
No, I can't. I don't think I could.
Speaker 3 (11:43):
Yeah, I don't think I would either.
Speaker 1 (11:44):
I don't think I could.
Speaker 2 (11:46):
I don't think. I don't know.
Speaker 1 (11:47):
I'm not sayingthing against it. I'm just my personal thing.
I couldn't kiss a dude it look real right, No,
like kiss There's a difference between being drunk and going
up and kissing some dude on the lips. That's different
from me.
Speaker 2 (12:03):
I've never done that acting.
Speaker 1 (12:06):
Because Terrence Howard passed on the role of Marvin Gay
because he didn't know Marvin Gay was gay, and he
was gonna have to kiss a dude several times in
the movie, and he said, I don't think I can
do that, so he passed. Terrence Howard said, I was
(12:29):
over at Quincy Jones house and I'm asking Quincy. I'm
hearing rumors that Marvin was gay, and I'm like, was
he gay? Quincy said yes, so he passed on the role.
I'm I'm with Terrence Howard here. I don't think I
could pull it off.
Speaker 2 (12:48):
Now we need distant lover Marvin Gay.
Speaker 1 (12:52):
It would even if it was somebody like, you know,
really good like a.
Speaker 2 (12:57):
Like me, just super good looking, like a super good
looking guy like me. The kind of transcends anything.
Speaker 1 (13:04):
A stinky and yeah, I.
Speaker 2 (13:08):
Don't know if I can do it or not.
Speaker 1 (13:10):
I couldn't do it.
Speaker 2 (13:12):
I thought that, I thought in acting that like like
one set of lips went on your chin, or they
had like some kind of your action you're not kissing.
But maybe I'm wrong.
Speaker 1 (13:22):
No, these actors these days, they go in. You gotta
get in, You got to get.
Speaker 2 (13:26):
In there, get all the way up in there, send
me in.
Speaker 1 (13:31):
Especially if he sticks your his tongue in there. When
I remember when we had even if it was like
a Brad Pitt or something, or a Ryan Goslin or something.
Speaker 2 (13:41):
You remember when we had Eric Roberts the actor on
and it was during COVID and we said, well, how
in the world how are you filming stuff with all
this stupid six feet separation? He said, well, you know whatever,
we have a love scene. We'll start a love scene,
but then they'll bring in my actual wife and that's
who I'm kissing and interacting with, and they just don't
(14:03):
show her face. I'm like, that would be my luck.
I'm an actor. They finally pair me with Jennifer Aniston
and here comes to sex scene and say, okay, wait
a minute, double.
Speaker 4 (14:13):
Is he it here?
Speaker 2 (14:15):
Where is he?
Speaker 1 (14:16):
Honey? Oh?
Speaker 2 (14:19):
Hey, what are you doing here? Baby? I'm your stut
double for Jennifer Addiston.
Speaker 1 (14:28):
It's not what she sounds like. John, No.
Speaker 3 (14:31):
I love my wife, yes much.
Speaker 1 (14:33):
She's a sweetheart and a saint to put up with
you in your highmatenance.
Speaker 2 (14:38):
Goofs on me. She just doesn't have a fifty thousand
watt flamethrower to goof on me with.
Speaker 1 (14:43):
And I floor of the Senate.
Speaker 2 (14:45):
Yeah, but how you go to goof on me? How
you go goof on me at the House of Representatives
and go I hope she hey before I pass this bill,
my husband, I hope she.
Speaker 1 (14:55):
Pushed together today in the Commonwealth? Is Dwight? Isn't is
a jerk day? I would love that.
Speaker 2 (15:03):
I would love that.
Speaker 1 (15:05):
Uh burn again, Wait a minute. Nothing against whatever, guys,
if you can whatever, I'm just saying, I don't think
personally I could do that. That's all I'm saying. Say
anything against guy's kissing guys. I don't care if he kiss.
Speaker 2 (15:15):
Guys let me flip the call.
Speaker 1 (15:16):
I have to say that because people are crazy.
Speaker 2 (15:18):
Well, let me flip the coin. Let's say that I'm
gay and I'm gay all my life and then I'm
an actor and they say, okay, but now you got
to have a kissing scene with a girl. Yeah, with
Jennifer Aniston? Whoever?
Speaker 3 (15:31):
Well that was Neil Patrick Harris with How I Met
Your Mother? Though he was like the big douchebag who
slept with everybody.
Speaker 2 (15:36):
Right, I'm just saying, I wonder if if it freaks
them out had to kiss a girl, if you're one
hundred percent.
Speaker 1 (15:42):
Absolutely, some of my gay friends are like, they're like, ugh,
kissing a girl in the grouse.
Speaker 2 (15:48):
I mean, I'd give you to the old college. Try
if it's like, you know, if the quotes you would.
Speaker 1 (15:52):
Get, if let's say they're paying you half a million
dollars to do the role you're in there.
Speaker 2 (15:56):
Puck her up? Baby? Yeah? Where do I go? As
a matter of fact, anyone else I say, I'm not
happy with that. Take. Let's go again. Let's go again.
Speaker 1 (16:05):
Action All right, let's do the joke toure for a
Wednesday of Derby weed otherwise known as werby look for
the sales staff. From my heart out there, they're all
dressed up ready to go.
Speaker 2 (16:16):
I thought everybody was going to quarter or something. Suits.
Speaker 1 (16:20):
I think they're going to leave here in the course.
Speaker 2 (16:21):
How couldn't it what I couldn't dress like that when
I was in sales, I had to wear a suit
and tie every day. They were hey, is macgof shirt?
I got a very important meeting today? So when magof should.
Speaker 1 (16:34):
He didn't know anything. He didn't have a food stain
right on the wall.
Speaker 2 (16:36):
That's true, that's classy, all right. It is Werby. So
that means horse joke again, Horse jokes all week long
for you to take out to the track and you
can actually tell people, hey, I just made this up.
So here we go. Hey fellas, Hey, yeah, I put
a bet on a horse yesterday out of Churchill Downs.
It was ten to one. Did it hit? No, it
(17:01):
didn't come into twelve forty five? Oh boy it was.
It was ten to one, but no, it didn't come
out until twelve forty.
Speaker 1 (17:12):
Five Wednesday, the thirtieth Derby Week Joke of the day.
Good job he's ready to wait forty Why it's hum day.
Speaker 2 (17:22):
You know you're gonna get all excited out of the
track and you can say, honey, I love you, Let's
go home and celebrate. But is your little guy gonna
let you do that or is he letting you down? Listen,
you could say it's not you, it's me. All you want.
It's gonna work for a little while, but believe me,
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Speaker 1 (18:30):
Johnny Belly can.
Speaker 2 (18:32):
John camp Krugar Mellan. I think I just found my
dermatologist pen in my fat.
Speaker 1 (18:39):
Is one of the highest pain types of doctors. I
think it's the highest besides like brain surgeon, well regular.
Speaker 2 (18:48):
I had to go the Google machine and find out
who's the highest paid doctor.
Speaker 1 (18:52):
I think dermatology will be on the top.
Speaker 2 (18:54):
Wouldn't proctologists be the best. I mean, it seems like
they would get paid the.
Speaker 1 (18:58):
Most, because no, that's not how it works.
Speaker 2 (19:01):
It's like the least.
Speaker 1 (19:02):
Here's what I think it is. Because John, have you
ever been to the dermatologist? I have, Actually I have
taken like it's a numbers game. It's a numbers game,
so they just go. But mine did like this, and
I had a black thing on my chest. That's why
I went. That's why I went. He was like he
looked at it for a zero point two seconds. That's
a broken blood vessel.
Speaker 3 (19:23):
So here's what Google says are the highest paid types
of doctors. Urologists make over five hundred thousand dollars. Dermatologists
make four hundred and seventy nine thousands.
Speaker 1 (19:32):
So they're number two on the list. Number one neurologists, neurologist,
urologistes prostate Oh second exactly.
Speaker 3 (19:42):
Number three is anesthesiologist and number four is ophthalmologists.
Speaker 2 (19:47):
Yeah, that one does.
Speaker 1 (19:48):
Yeah, see the uh optimized the anesthesiologist. That is a
great one because you're really not responsible for the doing
the surgery, but you have to put the people under
And by the way, I mean, I can't imagine what
insurance it is for for that job, but yes, I
knew it. I knew dermatology was way up there. Four
hundred thousand dollars a year. That's not bad now, that
(20:09):
makes sense to go to school for half your life.
The other ones are because you know, I'm almost I
feel like I could be an er nurse or doctor
because I've watched er several times.
Speaker 2 (20:20):
Listen, there's not any doubt in my mind. There's no
question that you could leave this studio yeah and go
down to the University of Louisville Hospital Yeah, and triage
trioge Yeah, and you would fit right in it.
Speaker 4 (20:32):
Right.
Speaker 1 (20:32):
I could push There's no question I could push some
meds on a GSW or for.
Speaker 2 (20:38):
Those of the that are not in the medical field.
And the only reason I know this is because I
work with Tony Venetti. GSW means gunshot wound.
Speaker 1 (20:48):
Right, it's the industry talk, it's industry talks. Ye yeah,
yeah yeah. So I've watched them smart The ER has
I think sixteen seasons. I've watched it two or three
times every single episode.
Speaker 2 (20:58):
R And for those of you listening, you probably is going, well,
what's an ER? No, no, no, no, it's not er.
ER stands for emergency room.
Speaker 1 (21:05):
Yes, exactly. We We try not to just inform.
Speaker 2 (21:10):
Educate, but to educate.
Speaker 1 (21:11):
Yeah, and I think that's good. Your dard tooting, my dad.
I didn't know this, but there is a where is
the Koi? That there's an there's a greater Louisville Koi
and Goldfish Society.
Speaker 2 (21:26):
Uh. My buddy, Terry Kannar has owned Economy Aquatic Gardens
for like thirty years or so, right now, sell them,
sells Koi ponds and those are Preston.
Speaker 1 (21:38):
Koi is just a gigantic Shaquille O'Neal of.
Speaker 2 (21:43):
Right, yeah, absolutely right.
Speaker 1 (21:44):
Yeah, yeah, but they're Koi. Don't you play Coyn't you
play Koi with me? Boy? The Koi jokes, I can't
imagine at this exhibition. Uh, they actually this weekend or
I'm sorry, in Louisville next month. I was gonna say,
he was, Uh no, wait, Memorial Day weekend. Yeah that's May, right?
Speaker 2 (22:07):
Is that May? It is May?
Speaker 1 (22:08):
Okay, so you can get I think I want to
go to this thing, uh the Koi Festival. It's the
Koi and Goldfish Show next month, Memorial Day weekend and
May twenty third through the twenty fifth. They promoting the
Hobbing of Koi Goldfish Bonzai.
Speaker 2 (22:30):
You know what they cons and Watergardenish say to get
each other? What you coy plete me.
Speaker 1 (22:38):
Put all?
Speaker 2 (22:40):
Sorry you had it in my mom's If my mom's listening.
Speaker 1 (22:43):
I would like to have a mister Miyagi backyard.
Speaker 2 (22:46):
I'm so sorry. I thought that joke was going to
be fantastic.
Speaker 1 (22:50):
Fifty cents out fift okay?
Speaker 2 (22:52):
Good? All right, now we're talking.
Speaker 1 (22:53):
I would like to have a mister Miyagi backyard.
Speaker 3 (22:55):
He would very calming.
Speaker 2 (22:59):
Oh yeah, yeah, well would you break the sand? It
seems like it's just work.
Speaker 1 (23:03):
You know, I've done the sad thing and it works.
But it works, bro it works. You got a tiny
little rake and you start raking it.
Speaker 2 (23:12):
But then it'd be noticable, like every time my wife
walked in the living room and I start raking the sand.
Speaker 1 (23:18):
My dad had one of these years ago. He dug
his own. He didn't buy one of those ponds. He
just got a shovel and then took a waterbed, took
the host. Then he took a waterbed thing that was
in the garage somewhere, and he cut it in half.
So he had a waterbed whatever the thing you have
a liner, and he cut it in half and he
used that as the liner. He made his own, because
that's what you do. And so he made his own.
(23:40):
So he had all these bonds or koy in there,
right uh huh. But one day he came out they
were all gone, every single one was gone, fat round.
He figured out that you know that those what's the
what's the type of bird with the long beak that
just goes down pelican? No seagull, no a too can No,
(24:03):
Well that one flew over. That's that's what happened. One
flew down and got gobbled every single one of them up.
Speaker 2 (24:10):
Either that or word got out in the bird community.
Speaker 1 (24:13):
Like he got in and like it was a mystery
at first, Like CSI like what happened to the koi.
Speaker 2 (24:18):
They blame it on you because that's what my dad
would have done.
Speaker 1 (24:20):
Oh no, everything, what happened to the fish?
Speaker 2 (24:23):
I think to eat my chocolate bar daddy.
Speaker 1 (24:26):
I think I'm going to go to this thing. I'm
not going to join the Greater Louisville Koi and Goldfish Society.
Speaker 2 (24:31):
But why not? I don't know.
Speaker 1 (24:32):
Maybe I gets a man, Maybe I get hooked.
Speaker 2 (24:35):
I heard that the Koi and Goldfish Society likes to party.
Speaker 3 (24:39):
Oh I bet I hear you have to kiss a
fish on the mouth before they let you.
Speaker 2 (24:43):
Yeah, would you? Yeah? Would you kiss a fish on
the mouth?
Speaker 1 (24:45):
Yes, you would. I'd kiss a fish on the mouth even.
Speaker 2 (24:50):
If it wasn't acting. It's just a hey, kiss this
fish again.
Speaker 1 (24:54):
I just want to reiterate. I don't care if you
kiss a dude. I'm just saying I couldn't kiss a
dude in a movie.
Speaker 2 (24:59):
Would you ever? Would you ever? Baby bird the fish
and put the food in your math sure mouth and
go into water.
Speaker 1 (25:06):
The little baby bird needed it.
Speaker 2 (25:07):
Feed it? No, feed the fish baby bird style underwater?
Like that's so gross? Gross?
Speaker 3 (25:13):
Like a always bird feeding is nasty.
Speaker 1 (25:15):
You always know the Dwight fish in the tank because
it's got that long poop string. Yeah, and it just
won't break off. It's still in his fish, but it
won't break off.
Speaker 2 (25:25):
No, it's it's still hanging out of his fish, but
it's swimming up to all the other fish, going hey,
Tony and John fish, what are you all doing today?
And you're just trying to act like you don't see it.
Speaker 1 (25:34):
And by the way, John, another joke that Dwight did over.
Speaker 2 (25:37):
Oh it still do over, I still do.
Speaker 1 (25:40):
And over again is and I'm talking thirty forty years now,
I did it at the bat they would introduce they
would introduce us at the bats or whatever, it doesn't matter.
On stage somewhere Dwight would always be second. Yeah, and
he would always just wait a couple of feet behind.
And because he would go into the bathroom and attach
a twenty foot piece of toilet paper to his shoe.
Speaker 2 (26:02):
I was sticking down in my shoes and then do the.
Speaker 1 (26:04):
Big goofy walk out and everyone and he can huge
laughs every time, and you you could, can you see
my face?
Speaker 2 (26:10):
Now? I can't?
Speaker 1 (26:11):
Right like every time. I want to kill him.
Speaker 2 (26:15):
When we threw out the foot works. But throughout the
first pitch at bats one night they brought us out
and that was.
Speaker 1 (26:20):
Like forty feet and because he had to go overboard,
because he's on the base, I had to go overboard.
Speaker 2 (26:24):
But yeah, the key is y act like you don't
notice and you keep a straight face and you wave
an when yeah. Yeah, oh boy, that's fun. It's really
good at weddings too.
Speaker 1 (26:34):
All right, so will you go to the Koi and
Goldfish Show with me?
Speaker 2 (26:37):
I'll go.
Speaker 1 (26:37):
Yeah, a hunt Singer Lane.
Speaker 2 (26:39):
Where's Huntsinger Lane?
Speaker 1 (26:41):
I don't know, I've heard him before?
Speaker 2 (26:43):
I have to sounds like there's This is.
Speaker 1 (26:45):
The twenty eighth annual Koi in Goldfish Show at Louisville.
Like you got to put it up there with the
car Casper Costebado show.
Speaker 2 (26:54):
What do we all call Terry Kannar and have him
give us some Koi fax and see if he's.
Speaker 1 (26:59):
In the KOI would love to have some Koy facts.
Can you make that happen before the end of the show.
Speaker 2 (27:04):
I can try my best.
Speaker 1 (27:05):
As you can notice, we're not trying to really, we're
not giving a lot of effort. No Derby Derby week shows.
Speaker 2 (27:11):
It's Derby Weeks, so those people are dr.
Speaker 3 (27:13):
Giving a lot of effort though with the shirt and
ty today though, look at that I do look good.
Speaker 2 (27:18):
Did they have it in a size that fits you?
Or is it just all extra?
Speaker 1 (27:22):
This is the least tight shirt I own.
Speaker 2 (27:24):
Oh my gosh.
Speaker 1 (27:25):
But the suit is super super.
Speaker 2 (27:27):
Super tight to maybe a little too tight.
Speaker 1 (27:32):
Chris, I gained a little weights. It's about it.
Speaker 2 (27:35):
Do you hate it when you put it on and
you like you go, you put all that shirteah Like
like yesterday, I wanted to wear my Jack Daniels button
up shirt, you know, I thought, Man, I'm gonna mix
it up and I'm gonna wear a T shirt.
Speaker 1 (27:50):
My gosh, it wasn't as crazy.
Speaker 2 (27:52):
It wouldn't fit. I couldn't button it.
Speaker 1 (27:54):
No. The worst is when you button the top button
and you put the tie on and it forces all
that fast up to your neck and now you just
look like a volleyball.
Speaker 2 (28:04):
Now you got to do the one Beard loosen that
first button and he just kind of well.
Speaker 1 (28:08):
They have extenders and I have those s. Really, I
know this one isn't it. I'd rather be the this
is the custom made SURET.
Speaker 2 (28:14):
So I just go with the Uh. I just knocked
off at five o five, barely loosened towel. You know,
it's been a big day at the old Bank. I'm
going to loosen the time. Then let's talk to Thelma
the teller and say, hey, Thelma, what are you doing tonight?
Speaker 1 (28:28):
Get your coy gain? Oh give me all right. Freddie
Mercury refused to work with Michael Jackson after the King
of Pop brought a pet lama into the studio. This
is so we were denied a duets with Michael Jackson
and Freddie Mercury, two of the greatest performers of all time,
(28:49):
because Michael had to bring his lama.
Speaker 4 (28:52):
Why so much drama over my lama? Wait a minute,
that's a line lama and drama and you'll I get
on my groceries from a farmer.
Speaker 1 (29:05):
Thank you did, Michael, Thank you, thank you, Thank you
dead Michael Jackson, Thank.
Speaker 2 (29:11):
You dead Michael Jackson. That was really good. Well and dead.
Freddie Mercury, Oh oh yes, right, yes, you don't like
my lineman. I don't like your teeth. You got some
beef tea.
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This is we set you up. They set you up
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You need a fire door. Get how many people can
actually certify a fire doors? Like two people in the
whole city. One of them is at kleinlock dot com.
Your business deserves to have the best commercial doors and
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Speaker 2 (30:19):
Barono's Pizza Baby Louisville Style Pizza. You want to press
those out of town derby guests. You got it with
Louisville style pizza. Plus this Thursday at Third and Market.
Love this man Less Master's Trio. That's right, The Less
Masters Trio is going to be playing at Barono's on
Barstown Road. What a kind of get a drink that's
(30:39):
not normally around Well, they have a drink called the Jackass.
The Jackass is made from number one to Quila Blanco.
It's a mule type drink, and they said it's named
after somebody on the show. We haven't figured that one
out anyway. If you want your pizza to be even better,
taken up a notch and say, hey, make mind Dano
style to add on that beautiful, delicious red pepper cheese
(31:00):
thing from Daniel's Baringos pizza. It's Werby Baby. We'll see
you there.
Speaker 1 (31:04):
I'm already getting text messages people want to sell me koy.
Speaker 2 (31:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (31:08):
They're not coy about it. They're they're selling the Koi.
Speaker 2 (31:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (31:14):
Slow clap, that's two dollars out right news out news
radio eight forty w a chance, stop stop it.
Speaker 2 (31:28):
No, I will not hit the button. John will not
stop it. I'm unapologize for clapping. Coy is he said?
Coy John
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