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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Good morning or is it Dwight? Witting News Radio eight
forty w H asked the Tony and Dwight Show, brought
to you by the Kentucky Office of Highway Safety, And
Johnny is back in the booth.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
I that yea, John's in the booth. I'm in the boots.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
That's why I set it up. Baby, Hey, you.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
Put on the t I knocking off tore my achilles
tendon last night.
Speaker 1 (00:21):
Oh that hurts.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
So this was this was this was one of the
grossest experiences.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
I've ever been there, and You've had a lot of
gross experiences.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
Boy scout Dwight decided he was going to help somebody
that needed to push a car out of the way.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
Oh, because that's who you are.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
Yeah, I get out, I start pushing the car. Very
first push. I hear the loudest pop, and I went
down to the ground and I said, give me a minute,
give me a mante give me and I was. I
knew in my mind what had happened, but I didn't
want to believe this. I said, Okay, let's go again,
and I tried for the second time. The worst mistake ever.
(00:58):
Went to see doctor Scott Young home right because he said,
go to the er. I said, I said, look, Doc,
I gotta be honest with you. That well, I told
my wife, she goes, maybe you should go to the R.
I went, Look, unless I'm in an ambulance being forced
to go to the er, I'd rather go on to
my sweet reward. Yeah, and you know, but anyway, So
(01:19):
I go to his house and he confirmed, yeah, So
I got to go to see an orthopedic surgeon. I'm on, crush,
crush this with a boot.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
You don't have to push something for that thing to pop. Look,
Aaron Rodgers stepped. I played an adult beer volleyball league
at the Catholic schools and he just stepped wrong and
it popped and his face turned white as a ghost
and he went to the ground, crawled over to the
bench and just laid on the bench. And we were like,
what is this? And he was in the Achilles.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
So we finally get home and I wanted to spend
some time with Lemmy and Susan in the basement. So
I just went down the stairs on my butt.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
You know what I mean, where'd you get the boot
if you didn't go to the damn thing? Oh did
you have Susan's boot. Yeah, I'm wearing a lady boot,
but you know what was pink?
Speaker 2 (02:03):
But I'm gender fluid, so it doesn't matter. Well what's
it called, is that right? Gender fluid? What's the anyway?
Speaker 1 (02:11):
A terrible Yeah, okay, I see the boots. Yeah, you
brought in your food and your backpacks.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
Yeah that was that sucked. Thank thank god. Austin Montgomery
from w MZ friend of the show, on the show,
he saw me, so he helped me with my once
I got in the door.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
What is the bucket for?
Speaker 3 (02:33):
You know?
Speaker 2 (02:34):
Don't do this on the air. No, No, I can't.
I'm in here drinking water and coffee. No, I'm not
gonna How am I? I can't go? Dude, I just
in a Mexican prison. We're not doing that. No, No,
I most certainly am because I can't. I can't with
the crutches. Susan has to help me, and I don't
want you helping me go to the man's room.
Speaker 4 (02:51):
You know, I was wondering why when I walked in
your all studio a few minutes ago, why it had
a bit of an odor to it, And now I
know it doesn't.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
It's not like I had a sparagus or anything and.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
Kind of cleaned it out before he came to word.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
Dude, that was from the parking garage anyway, So the
bucket stays. It's only going to be probably four to
six months. So you can live with a bucket for.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
Half a year, right, John, give me that number for
hr all. Right, So, so recovery time, recovery time is
looking it depends on the injury. But six months something
like that, well, it depends. You don't think it's a
complete terror, is what you're saying. You don't know because
you didn't go to the hospital and you didn't get filmed.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
No, but I'll get filmed soon because I'm going to
I'm calling my doctor. He's going to set me up
with an orthopedic surgeon. Then I'll get the MRI. They'll
look at it the whole bit. It's not he doesn't
think it's completely torn, but it's torn pretty damn good.
And last night when we were downstairs, went downstairs on
my butt, I thought, well, I'm going to stand up,
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but not put any weight on it. I just barely
hit it. It was the worst pain and then it
went into like this calf crap Achilles tear type thing.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
Did you make a girl sound?
Speaker 2 (04:08):
Oh? Good God, I wish it would have been as
masculine as a thirteen year old girl. And so that
soon as trying to help me, I was going, no, no, no, no, no,
no no no no, dudge, no no, no, no no,
I'm glad. I'm glad. The way he camera's.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
Around, oh video please, video video please? Uh so you
know what people are driving around right now, going yep,
happened to me. We just had John L. Smith and
he goes both mine, he showed the star, but now
his ripped completely and he says, he goes like, uh,
he went all the way up to his knee in
the back of his calf and it's a big giant
lump over his muscle. Yeah, that's why he kind of grows.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
That's why doctor Young thought that it probably wasn't a
complete tear.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
Right, Well, I hope it's a really tiny tear, and
I hope you get it fixed as soon as possible,
because you're whining and crying. Is gonna be really bad.
Speaker 2 (04:55):
Cry. You're the one to bitch it about my bucket.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
No, I'm oh really, yes, he's gonna whine and cry, dude,
you just wait. It's the days go on.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
Okay, I want you to pick a number from one
to ten. Yes, pick one, guy, one in your head? Yes, John,
I want you to pick a number from one to ten. Okay, okay, John,
what's your number? Seven?
Speaker 1 (05:16):
Damn that's my number?
Speaker 2 (05:19):
Pick another? Well, let's do it again. Then pick a
number through one through twenty. John seventeen thirteen. Tony, you're
gonna have to help me wipe.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
Oh no, that's it. No, thank you, No, no, no, dude,
I would do it for you. What's my rule? What's
my rule about taking me out? I said you kill
me if I can't?
Speaker 2 (05:40):
What wipe yourself?
Speaker 1 (05:41):
Thank you? My rule?
Speaker 2 (05:43):
Originally I said that too, but I've changed my mind.
Speaker 4 (05:46):
Twy, you're too young to have somebody be taking care
of you.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
Listen, man, I need the doctor, said, I need someone
to help me wipe, and one of you two are
gonna help me with.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
No, that's not happened here. No, you're gonna No, I'm
just gonna sit in your own stuff. I'm not gonna
be He's do it all the time.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
What if I do the dog thing?
Speaker 1 (06:01):
Baby's sitting in their own stuff all the time for
a damn parent change.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
I said, I'll do the dog bit and I'll just
scruff around the carpet on my butt.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
We'll do that in somebody else's I just don't salespit.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
I'm mister bank president. What are you doing by the
radio schedule? Don't bother me. I'm just scratching my butt
on the carpet.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
Okay, So you'll recover and we'll we'll get the brunt
of it.
Speaker 5 (06:24):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (06:24):
Friday, that's tomorrow. Tony Cruz is going to join us
at grill Masters in Middletown. The Hogfathers are going to
do the cooking. They're the best in the in town.
They are champion barbecuers.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
They're competition barbecuers, and they've won. They've won many. But
they're great guys. But even better to their fantastic cooks.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
Not any of them are skinny. It's a good deal.
So don't say that you don't want a skinny You
don't want a skinny barbetue, dude.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
We're talking to them at nine thirty five, and then
you're here running them down like.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
That, all right? Uh, and then don't forget Saint Matthew's
turned seventy five. June seventh.
Speaker 2 (06:59):
That park.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
They got bands all day long. It starts at noon,
goes till ten pm. We'll see at Brown Park on
June seventh.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
I just caught park.
Speaker 1 (07:06):
I know you do, because that's how you are. I
want to bring up, Okay.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
Non binaries what I was looking for.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
Look at you.
Speaker 2 (07:14):
Hey, I'm non binary, so woke. Hey, Okay, I'm not
gonna so you know how catchay' is? Squirrel? Sure, okay
you can because you don't have the lace.
Speaker 1 (07:26):
Thank you. Take two dollars out of the badge.
Speaker 3 (07:28):
Jar.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
No, I'm no what. I'm a skip it never mind?
No go what?
Speaker 1 (07:33):
No you? Oh wait a minute, hang on. If you're editing,
we're gonna come back to it circle.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
I'm editing. No, no, no, I'm self editing.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
As the corporate world says, put a pin in it
and we'll circle back, just like well.
Speaker 2 (07:44):
All the bosses yelled at us last time. They said,
winning doubt, leave it out, whip it out. No, leave
it out, damn it will let it out. That explains
why I got the third meeting.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
All right, So, mister Indiana guy, I saved this story
for you. I did not realize that I you didn't
have a mascot the last couple of years. It's been
for like fifty years. Is it fifty years?
Speaker 2 (08:05):
I don't know if that's the exact number.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
It's been a very long I can't imagine. But now
it's it's a.
Speaker 2 (08:10):
I thought there were the flying chairs.
Speaker 1 (08:11):
It's not that. It's it's a it's pretty good. It's
about two dollars.
Speaker 2 (08:16):
Okay, we're off to a good start today.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
Yeah. Right, So so it's a buffalo or a bison.
Speaker 2 (08:21):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (08:21):
I don't know if they're the same thing or not,
but apparently it was taken from the Indiana State Seal.
Speaker 2 (08:26):
That's why that's where.
Speaker 4 (08:27):
They came up with the bison being the mascot.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
Okay, so why did they not have a mascot for fifty.
Speaker 4 (08:32):
I guess it's I mean, it's kind of weird having
a bison. I mean, you gotta imagine you're Colorado. You're
probably pissed now that they're not the only buffalo running around.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
Do you think wouldn't this be better the Indiana University
flat fields because every time you drive it's just flat field, flat.
Speaker 1 (08:49):
Field community today. So yes, but a Hoosier couldn't it
couldn't you? What is a Hoosier? We will never defied?
Speaker 2 (08:57):
How about it? Owl?
Speaker 1 (08:58):
Who not badoo? That's not bad. That's not bad. It's
not bad. Like what you're laying down. I'm picking up
what you're laying.
Speaker 2 (09:09):
Baby, I'm dropping some knowledge flakes on your ass.
Speaker 1 (09:12):
Okay. So are you going to get new gear that
with the mascot on it?
Speaker 4 (09:16):
I don't know that I will if it looks good
maybe what a lot of people were excited about it.
I'm pretty indifferent about the mascot. I don't think Indiana
needed one. But if it's if it's funny, or if
it's cool walking around the sidelines, I'm here for okay,
you knows, we'll see all right. It has a dumb
name though, it's just Hoosier the Bison. You could have
given it a better name.
Speaker 1 (09:34):
I know. Uh okay, Dwight, what about you, eyeball a
you all right?
Speaker 2 (09:40):
Thank you?
Speaker 1 (09:41):
Uh? Well, there's dumber ones. I mean Western Kentucky the
hilltop or it's just a blue or red blob?
Speaker 2 (09:48):
What was uh cobra kai? What do you swish to
hawk fang?
Speaker 1 (09:53):
No? No, it was screaming, uh oh hawk fang? What
was it hawk fang something like that. Okay, okay, you
asked yesterday and you shall receive today.
Speaker 2 (10:03):
Oh good what or I don't know yet.
Speaker 1 (10:05):
Athletic competition that encourages performance enhancing drugs coming to Vegas
next year.
Speaker 2 (10:11):
That's what I'm spraying, baby right, better product.
Speaker 1 (10:13):
We talked about performance enhancing drugs and I helped baseball
in the early nineteen nineties, and.
Speaker 2 (10:21):
It wasn't obvious at all, you know, you know, he
ends the season in late September with the Cubs and
he's a buck fifty and then the next day he
looks like the Rock.
Speaker 1 (10:31):
Yeah, all right, So here it is. It's an idea
whose time has come. Las Vegas will host the first
Enhanced Games next May, a sports event where athletes can
use performance enhancing drugs like steroids and growth hormones, which
I believe steroids is still illegal if you I can't imagine.
It's growth hormones. One thing that's legal you can take
(10:55):
that expensive?
Speaker 2 (10:56):
Is human growth hormone legal?
Speaker 1 (10:57):
Yeah, it's sure. Yeah, people take it all the time. Uh,
and it's it's expensive if you want to do that.
But steroids, I thought was was I thought they were
still illegal?
Speaker 2 (11:06):
Well, I don't know. Let's I mean, I'm sure there's
some kind of medical use for steroids. That's probably how
it was developed, right, right, And then bodybuilders said, hey,
you know what what if we use it this way?
Speaker 1 (11:16):
Well, the whole the old wives tale or maybe not
a wives tale that Arnold and them used to take
horse steroids first, like they were the experiment. They're like, yeah,
shoot me up.
Speaker 2 (11:25):
Did you see the Arnold thing on Netflix?
Speaker 1 (11:27):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (11:27):
I did really good. But one of the jerk moves
that he did, bodybuilders would come to him. To two
jerk moves that he did. He is quite brilliant. One
of them. Bodybuilders would come up to him and say, hey,
what how do I gain an edge? What are you doing?
And he would give them bogus information, the worst advice,
and they would do it just so he could sell
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above them.
Speaker 1 (11:48):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (11:49):
Another one. It's the mister Olympia Finals finals. It's him
and this other guy. Okay, he said Franco. I think
maybe I can't remember him, you know, but they're out
there and they say, okay, you all go there in
your post. It's the finals. It's down to this guy
in Arnold and they're posing and they're flexing, and then Arnold.
When they turn their back to the judges, Arnold says
(12:10):
to the other comparity goes, I think that's enough with them.
Let's cool. And the guys walked off the stage, and
Arnold stayed out there and he continued to flesh and
then again. Then he gave the judges to look like
I don't know where he went.
Speaker 1 (12:27):
All right, this steroid enhanced a competition. The event is
set for Memorial to oh Monory, a weekend in resorts World.
So was this past weekend? I'm sorry.
Speaker 2 (12:36):
I would also like to announce that April is procrastination month.
If you're a procrastinator, make sure you celebrate along with us.
I saw April long.
Speaker 1 (12:45):
I mind the story just a day ago. Okay. Unlike
the Olympics, athletes get paid with up to five hundred
thousand dollars per event and one million dollar bonuses for
breaking world records. So they're going to do I guess
events that have world records and do all the steroids
you can and see if you can break it.
Speaker 2 (13:00):
You might have. Just don't wind up like lifting too
much and breaking arms or something.
Speaker 1 (13:03):
Well, yeah, this is gonna end bad, but it's go
in real bad. So yes, but what do you who
is the world record holder? Let's say it's the hammer throw.
So this guy now is in this competition, he's.
Speaker 2 (13:16):
That's Gene Addabury that does that, so he owns that.
Speaker 1 (13:19):
So you get ten you get ten yards past or
ten meters past the person that has the world record.
Now who really a person picked up the hammer and
threw it. So who's really got the world record? The
steroid guy or the non steroid guy. If you ask me,
it's the Steroids's the steroid guy.
Speaker 2 (13:39):
Right, Sure he might have cardiac arrests at forty three,
but he yes.
Speaker 1 (13:44):
I'm not in any way are you we condoning any
of that performance enhancing drugs? Because it does it enlarges
your heart. It is a bad deal. And a lot
of these guys, these bodybuilders, especially not exactly athletes, because
a lot of times they just do a cycle and
they cycle off and all that just to just to
do better in football or baseball, whatever it is. And
that's how you get around the testing. But if you
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do this consistently, you you will most likely die young.
Speaker 4 (14:10):
Just in case you were wondering it, says cocaine and
heroine will not be allowed for this.
Speaker 1 (14:17):
What the ves How did you get away from cocaine?
Speaker 2 (14:20):
I got four words for you, vegas prude.
Speaker 1 (14:26):
All right, so that is happening. We're going to do
the joke of the day. And if I can't believe
you came in on crutches, and I thought it was
a bit. I thought he was running a grift. I
was like, what grift is he running?
Speaker 2 (14:38):
The second that this happened and I got out of
pain and I sat down, I text you, I said,
and that's tore my achilles. And then the rest of
that was this.
Speaker 1 (14:48):
I didn't know. I didn't know. I'm sorry. We were
at church.
Speaker 2 (14:53):
Well yeah, but then another guy text both those you went, hey,
dip the duty. Thank you buddy, And that's when you're serious.
I know where I stand, man, when you're serious. Uh.
Speaker 1 (15:05):
And first of all, didn't know you could spell Achilles.
So that's a win.
Speaker 2 (15:09):
There's I did not. I said Achilles. I had to
speak it. You had to speak to Yeah, I think
I could spell achilles. Going to back to the Achilles
ten and that I tore. Uh. Dear friend of the
show and friend of mine, former FBI agent was callined
Frank the last name. He says, same thing happened to
me on a tactical range in Qunico. I thought I
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got shot in the back of the leg. If it
was about like that, yeah, no, it's painful, Frank, if
you're listening, mine was way worse and more painful. Just
so you know.
Speaker 1 (15:45):
Joke of the day.
Speaker 2 (15:46):
Joke of the Day comes to us courtesy of former
l MPD Viper Unit Major. Okay, hang on, let me
find it. That Gonic comes out.
Speaker 1 (15:57):
He's deflecting somebody else's.
Speaker 2 (15:59):
No, no, no, that's a funny joke.
Speaker 1 (16:01):
Okay, Okay, he was pretty good.
Speaker 2 (16:03):
So anyway, Yeah, but that's pretty good. Former major l
MPD of the Viper Unit, Jimmy Harper, Hey, Jimmy, Great
Jimmy Harper. Here we go, Baby, here we go. And
in case this is.
Speaker 1 (16:15):
Not a what you got community music, you're good?
Speaker 2 (16:19):
All right, Hey guys. What's the difference between I'm sorry, hey, fellas,
you know what, man, I've got this Achilles ten and
I'm here we go. I told you I'm barely clinging.
Speaker 1 (16:32):
Here we comes. Listen, man, it's gonna be maintenance all
the way.
Speaker 2 (16:35):
I'm barely clinging the why and our crawl in the
studio just for you and just for John. And that's
what I get. Went with, Oh, ow hey fellas, Hey Jimmy.
What's the difference between guts and balls?
Speaker 1 (16:55):
I don't know what's the difference between guts and balls?
Speaker 2 (16:58):
Well, guts is coming home after a late night out
with the boys, being met at the door with your wife,
with your wife having a broom, and the guts to
saying are you cleaning or you're gonna fly off somewhere.
Balls is coming home late after a night out with
the boys, smelling of perfume beer, with lipstick on your collar,
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greeting your wife by slapping it on the ass and
saying your.
Speaker 1 (17:23):
Next chubby.
Speaker 2 (17:27):
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Speaker 1 (17:53):
Oh pressing eyeway back after this news Radio eight forty
w A chance, I'm down in my car. This is
nineteen eighty two cars Cars.
Speaker 2 (18:13):
This sounds cool.
Speaker 1 (18:14):
News Radio eight forty wha. Yes, the Tony and Dwight
Show brought you by the Kentucky Office of Highway Safety.
We're talking of barbecuing.
Speaker 2 (18:23):
Still no, well, just for a second. Join us tomorrow
at grill Master's Supply. The Hogfathers will be cooking up
their championship.
Speaker 1 (18:32):
Screwed it up. It's a very special Girl Masters Supply.
Speaker 2 (18:37):
Can you play the Gary Newman again? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (18:38):
I played again with starting over news Radio forty w
h as Tony and Dwight Show brought you by the
Kentucky Office of Highway Safety. Are we still talking barbecue?
Speaker 2 (18:50):
Oh yeah, it's it's a very special. There you go,
Girl Master's Supply, Free lunch. Did a fourteen year old
girl just come in and sneezed?
Speaker 1 (18:58):
Sorry?
Speaker 2 (19:01):
Anyway, Join us tomorrow for a very special free lunch
Friday at Grill Masters Supply. We're saying goodbye to or
differend Tony Cruz. He will be out there come on
and say goodbye. No word.
Speaker 1 (19:16):
Oh here, we gotta get through this.
Speaker 2 (19:17):
Here, I gotta do it for Tony Cruz.
Speaker 1 (19:19):
Hang on, there we go. He got he broke his
achilles and we're gonna hear it for the next six months,
the whining and the crying and the complaining.
Speaker 2 (19:28):
This is for you. I'm gonna push through and talk
on the radio for you. Tony Crue.
Speaker 1 (19:31):
You're like a seal team.
Speaker 2 (19:32):
You're not saying bye. I'm kind of like Aaron Reid. Okay,
you ready jours tomorrow? As we say good about to
Tony Cruise, the Hogfather's cooking up barbecue. Tony Cruz will
be there. It's a free lunch Friday. Don't miss it. Baby, guys.
Go ahead and introduce yourselves to my right and to
my left, Bill Bond. And we have you guys on
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every single year. And uh, I don't know what Bill does. Gary,
what do you do? I do?
Speaker 1 (20:01):
Retired?
Speaker 2 (20:02):
You do retired?
Speaker 1 (20:04):
Retired? Okay, I knew that, so I know that because
child since he hit the door and I was like,
that's the retired guy.
Speaker 2 (20:10):
The reason I know Bill Bond is he's my chocolate
extreme dairy queen Blizzard dealer.
Speaker 1 (20:15):
You have a lot of addictions, and that's one of them.
Speaker 2 (20:17):
That's one that's a big one. Man. I was I
was explained that to Bill Bonds. You know, I go
up to here jointing by several of them. I keep
in the freezer. He goes. I said, the trick is
you got to sit it out one hour. He goes, Dude, I.
Speaker 1 (20:29):
Know, uh he knows that location in Middletown on Shelbyville Road, correct, Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah,
that's been there for a long time.
Speaker 2 (20:35):
Just thirty three years. Let's talk about the City of Middletown,
Kentucky Police Foundation Car Show. This is a big deal.
I go to it every year, and you know, I
almost try to go this year, even though here we go,
Oh my god, and the crime hang on. I gotta
get through this for the Police Department of Middletown.
Speaker 1 (20:58):
Focus. All right, cars, we love our cars.
Speaker 2 (21:01):
Yeah, everybody loves cars.
Speaker 3 (21:02):
We're gonna have all types of classic cars. Two years
ago we had one hundred and seventy eight cars. We
were squeezing them in with the shoe horn to get
me in there.
Speaker 1 (21:09):
Oh that's great.
Speaker 2 (21:10):
And plus there's all kinds of raffle items I mean,
this is a big deal. I'll tell you where it is.
It's right over by.
Speaker 5 (21:17):
Building the Village Square shopping center.
Speaker 2 (21:18):
Yeah, next door to our store. It's a huge, huge
parking lot and manh grab one of those chairs. Come
on out and just hang out.
Speaker 1 (21:28):
But okay, I'm into the cars here. My buddy, one
of my best friends, just built a pole barn. He
got into the cars. He's got now four. He's got
the you know, the gto, he's got the trans am,
the one that's exactly like in Smoking the Bandit. He's
got four now and he's going to keep going up.
It can be a little bit of addicting when you
find them. You find the right car.
Speaker 5 (21:49):
You're run the guy you run into the guys that
are like that, and yeah they're addicted. Yeah, they will
spend enormous amounts of time and money on those.
Speaker 1 (21:57):
And Frankly and I said it when White was out,
we talked about it because Louisville was ranked not one,
but two hot rod events in the nick reranked in
the top ten of the hot rods. Of course, the
hot Ride out at the Fairgrounds and then the Corvette
Museum down in Bowling Green. Because we like our cars
around here. But it's the coolest era. I'm picking the
(22:18):
sixties right now. Seventies there was a lot of great cars.
But those sixties, man, those sixties cars, the muscle cars,
there's just nothing like them. They're just cool.
Speaker 2 (22:27):
The cars that.
Speaker 5 (22:27):
We had, like Gary was talking about, we had so
many cars. Not last year the weather was not really
good and that makes all the difference in the world.
Speaker 2 (22:36):
But the first year that we did it, the cars
were phenomenal.
Speaker 1 (22:40):
Yeah, oh my god.
Speaker 2 (22:41):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (22:42):
My experience in going to car shows I enjoy it
is it seems like it's fifty to fifty cars that
are just mint and cars that are you know, kind of.
Speaker 1 (22:52):
Want to get in there.
Speaker 5 (22:52):
Yeah yeah, and uh, almost every single car was meant.
Speaker 1 (22:57):
It was beautiful.
Speaker 2 (22:59):
The cars were cool, and it's incredible when you see
these fifties and sixties cars and they have been one
hundred percent restored. Or I've got a buddy Kelly Jones. Yeah, yeah,
he's got a car that is absolutely pristine, but it's original.
It's all original.
Speaker 1 (23:16):
That's crazy.
Speaker 2 (23:17):
And he Joe and that's unusual. Yeah, he had he
had it was and that thing was all original. I
thought he restored it was popped the hood. What is it?
Was it adult eighty eight or or I can't recall.
Speaker 1 (23:31):
I used to be in love with a fifty seven Chiven.
I can't text him because he's you got plenty of
them out there.
Speaker 3 (23:37):
I bet they call him classics and everything, and I
think that, well, wait a minute, those were around one.
Speaker 2 (23:43):
I guess that makes me.
Speaker 1 (23:45):
You need classic cars.
Speaker 2 (23:48):
So my two dream cards was a sixty eight Camaro
Supersport and then also this was a way out of
Reach a GT O Judge with the orange Good lord, gosh,
absolutely beautiful. Well, let's get back to the car show.
It's the City of Middletown, Kentucky Police Foundation Car and
Motorcycle Show, so bring those out as well. It's going
to be this Sunday, June first, And I got to
(24:10):
tell you that the weather we have on tap is
seventy seven and sunny, absolutely beautiful.
Speaker 1 (24:16):
Why the Foundation we.
Speaker 2 (24:19):
Are there too.
Speaker 3 (24:20):
We augment the City of Middletown Police for their budget
items or things that are not included in their budget.
We have spent anything that we get in. We're one
hundred percent unpaid volunteers. Anything that comes in the front door.
I want to make sure we shove back out in
the farm of things will help the police department. It
(24:41):
could be training, it could be their senior or their
children's programs, equipment, anything like that. This past year we
have helped them. We helped them purchase a drone.
Speaker 1 (24:53):
Oh that's cool. Yeah, several times, I guarantee it. It's great.
Speaker 2 (24:57):
I've seen it over my house several times. It's quite
a drone.
Speaker 1 (25:01):
That thing.
Speaker 2 (25:02):
You guys did not skimp on that. That's a beautiful drone.
Speaker 3 (25:04):
Well, there's actually two of them. Okay, there's a larger
one and then there's a smaller one that can be
used for if they have to get inside a building
really dangerous. Those things you can navigate those little rascals
right in there.
Speaker 1 (25:19):
That's so cool. It helps them out so much.
Speaker 2 (25:22):
Isn't that insane? It is. It's wonderful. Let's talk about
some of the raffle items because we're talking about the
City of Middletown, Kentucky Police Foundation Car and Motorcycle Show.
Car and Bike show this Sunday, June first, on Shelbyville Road.
It's that big shopping center with Village Square. Bill Bond says,
(25:42):
and I've been to this several times. It is one
heck of a good time. Let's talk about some of
the raffle items, because you guys always do it up
in a big way. Gary.
Speaker 3 (25:51):
The businesses out in Middletown have been phenomenal this year.
When they see me coming, I think they know me now.
And we've got so many really nice gift cards. We've
got gift baskets that have been put together, and we've
got I think about one hundred and fifteen raffle items alone.
We'll be raffling things off every twenty minutes. And when
(26:13):
people buy the tickets, they can buy a ticket for
a dollar. But here's what they do. The car gas
have taught me.
Speaker 2 (26:18):
I do this.
Speaker 3 (26:19):
They say, I want to buy a car link's worth
for twenty dollars. They find the longest car on the
parking lot, go out there and stretch it out and
they get that many tickets.
Speaker 1 (26:28):
For twenty that's a great idea car.
Speaker 2 (26:30):
I want to get a car length of ticket.
Speaker 3 (26:32):
I'm waiting for them to show up in a semi
and do that then say that's my car.
Speaker 2 (26:35):
See I drive a smart car, so that wouldn't help me. Well,
we'll let you back to Around the Car two tickets. Listen,
don't miss this car show if you're a car enthusiasiasm
a motorcycle enthusiasts. I've been to this first hand and
I know how cool and how fun it is. The
weather's going to be absolutely perfect. Seventy seven and Sonny,
am I missing anything?
Speaker 1 (26:56):
Gary Bill, We're gonna have live music this year.
Speaker 2 (26:58):
Oh wha wall, back it up now. I like a
lot who got evolution. It's a man that's local down there.
Speaker 1 (27:04):
Okay, live music too many? Come on see it's.
Speaker 3 (27:07):
Gonna be we we The registration starts at eleven, although
we'll have people there at seven thirty.
Speaker 2 (27:13):
When we get there, they get in.
Speaker 3 (27:15):
These guys get an early start, but the actual judging
starts at one o'clock and the it ends at three
and then the awards presentation at three.
Speaker 2 (27:23):
And got a lot of award. So some of these
classic car enthusiasts have these pristine cars. Sometimes they don't
even make the decision until that day. And here's how
I know, because two years ago, no it was last year. Uh.
There's a couple of the ballards that I go to
church with. They saw me at church that morning. They said, hey,
we think we're going to take our t bird out
blah blah blah, and so some of them just wait
(27:46):
until the day of show to sign up.
Speaker 1 (27:47):
Sure it's Louisville you just mentioned, you just described everybody
describe moible. Basically, they wait till the last second. Hey,
let's just go.
Speaker 3 (27:57):
No advanced reservations required, just show up that day with
your twenty dollars.
Speaker 2 (28:01):
We were welcome, youssions there go.
Speaker 1 (28:04):
Look, we buried the lead.
Speaker 2 (28:06):
What's the lead?
Speaker 1 (28:08):
The lead story is our friend here prepared two blizzards
for us, you know what, Okay, and he went to
the store this morning and they were missing. Is that
accurate to say that's true? Where the heck is your
damn drunk?
Speaker 2 (28:23):
We No, we didn't, Yeah, we didn't.
Speaker 1 (28:26):
Huh.
Speaker 2 (28:26):
Listen, you all need to cash in a favor with
Middletown Police Department. We need a sting operation because you know,
it's one thing for a blizzard to go mixed missing.
It's quite another from my blizzard to go missing.
Speaker 1 (28:38):
Bill Bond. By the way, it was in the chocolate
extreme blizzard, which puts it in another category. I believe
that's a felony.
Speaker 5 (28:45):
Yeah, it does, and it was solidly frozen, so would
travel down here?
Speaker 1 (28:49):
Yeah, with extra why you made it last night?
Speaker 2 (28:52):
Right? So if you ever want a blizzard, and trust
me on this, go to the Middletown Dairy Queen Blizzard.
Get a chocolate extreme blizzard with extra stuff. I've been
to other dairy Queen's. They don't do it like yours.
Speaker 1 (29:04):
I appreciate the thought. Well, you know, but I need
you to do an internal investigation.
Speaker 2 (29:08):
Ice cream right. Here's all I know is.
Speaker 1 (29:10):
They probably sold them right when they opened up. Who's
these they'll sell them?
Speaker 2 (29:14):
Two things? Two things, Bill, I'm gonna tell you, Like
Andy Griffith toad Opie when he shot the bird with
a sling shot, look me in the eye. There you go,
look straight in the eye. Okay, I'm disappointed. That's the
worst second of all. That's the worst second of all.
(29:37):
I wasn't gonna say anything about this on the air,
but I think the listeners deserve to know.
Speaker 1 (29:41):
Here we go.
Speaker 2 (29:43):
Last night, I tore my achilles and I crawled.
Speaker 1 (29:47):
One more time. Give the time times in day to
real quick and then come on out and the exact
location in Middletown.
Speaker 3 (29:53):
It's gonna be June first, Sunday, June first, and the
Village Square shopping center. They showed us Sunday and the
actual show starts at one o'clock, but people start getting
their way before then.
Speaker 2 (30:06):
We have a place for you.
Speaker 1 (30:07):
You got it. Here's a thank you for what you
do for the police officers.
Speaker 2 (30:12):
Of course, Greig the sneaking Deacon has to send in
a picture of his tea bird.
Speaker 1 (30:16):
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Good morning or is it Dwight? Witting News Radio eight
forty w H asked the Tony and Dwight Show, brought
to you by the Kentucky Office of Highway Safety, And
Johnny is back in the booth.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
I that yea, John's in the booth. I'm in the boots.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
That's why I set it up. Baby, Hey, you.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
Put on the t I knocking off tore my achilles
tendon last night.
Speaker 1 (00:21):
Oh that hurts.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
So this was this was this was one of the
grossest experiences.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
I've ever been there, and You've had a lot of
gross experiences.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
Boy scout Dwight decided he was going to help somebody
that needed to push a car out of the way.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
Oh, because that's who you are.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
Yeah, I get out, I start pushing the car. Very
first push. I hear the loudest pop, and I went
down to the ground and I said, give me a minute,
give me a mante give me and I was. I
knew in my mind what had happened, but I didn't
want to believe this. I said, Okay, let's go again,
and I tried for the second time. The worst mistake ever.
(00:58):
Went to see doctor Scott Young home right because he said,
go to the er. I said, I said, look, Doc,
I gotta be honest with you. That well, I told
my wife, she goes, maybe you should go to the R.
I went, Look, unless I'm in an ambulance being forced
to go to the er, I'd rather go on to
my sweet reward. Yeah, and you know, but anyway, So
(01:19):
I go to his house and he confirmed, yeah, So
I got to go to see an orthopedic surgeon. I'm on, crush,
crush this with a boot.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
You don't have to push something for that thing to pop. Look,
Aaron Rodgers stepped. I played an adult beer volleyball league
at the Catholic schools and he just stepped wrong and
it popped and his face turned white as a ghost
and he went to the ground, crawled over to the
bench and just laid on the bench. And we were like,
what is this? And he was in the Achilles.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
So we finally get home and I wanted to spend
some time with Lemmy and Susan in the basement. So
I just went down the stairs on my butt.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
You know what I mean, where'd you get the boot
if you didn't go to the damn thing? Oh did
you have Susan's boot. Yeah, I'm wearing a lady boot,
but you know what was pink?
Speaker 2 (02:03):
But I'm gender fluid, so it doesn't matter. Well what's
it called, is that right? Gender fluid? What's the anyway?
Speaker 1 (02:11):
A terrible Yeah, okay, I see the boots. Yeah, you
brought in your food and your backpacks.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
Yeah that was that sucked. Thank thank god. Austin Montgomery
from w MZ friend of the show, on the show,
he saw me, so he helped me with my once
I got in the door.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
What is the bucket for?
Speaker 3 (02:33):
You know?
Speaker 2 (02:34):
Don't do this on the air. No, No, I can't.
I'm in here drinking water and coffee. No, I'm not
gonna How am I? I can't go? Dude, I just
in a Mexican prison. We're not doing that. No, No,
I most certainly am because I can't. I can't with
the crutches. Susan has to help me, and I don't
want you helping me go to the man's room.
Speaker 4 (02:51):
You know, I was wondering why when I walked in
your all studio a few minutes ago, why it had
a bit of an odor to it, And now I
know it doesn't.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
It's not like I had a sparagus or anything and.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
Kind of cleaned it out before he came to word.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
Dude, that was from the parking garage anyway, So the
bucket stays. It's only going to be probably four to
six months. So you can live with a bucket for.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
Half a year, right, John, give me that number for
hr all. Right, So, so recovery time, recovery time is
looking it depends on the injury. But six months something
like that, well, it depends. You don't think it's a
complete terror, is what you're saying. You don't know because
you didn't go to the hospital and you didn't get filmed.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
No, but I'll get filmed soon because I'm going to
I'm calling my doctor. He's going to set me up
with an orthopedic surgeon. Then I'll get the MRI. They'll
look at it the whole bit. It's not he doesn't
think it's completely torn, but it's torn pretty damn good.
And last night when we were downstairs, went downstairs on
my butt, I thought, well, I'm going to stand up,
(03:55):
but not put any weight on it. I just barely
hit it. It was the worst pain and then it
went into like this calf crap Achilles tear type thing.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
Did you make a girl sound?
Speaker 2 (04:08):
Oh? Good God, I wish it would have been as
masculine as a thirteen year old girl. And so that
soon as trying to help me, I was going, no, no, no, no, no,
no no no no, dudge, no no, no, no no,
I'm glad. I'm glad. The way he camera's.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
Around, oh video please, video video please? Uh so you
know what people are driving around right now, going yep,
happened to me. We just had John L. Smith and
he goes both mine, he showed the star, but now
his ripped completely and he says, he goes like, uh,
he went all the way up to his knee in
the back of his calf and it's a big giant
lump over his muscle. Yeah, that's why he kind of grows.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
That's why doctor Young thought that it probably wasn't a
complete tear.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
Right, Well, I hope it's a really tiny tear, and
I hope you get it fixed as soon as possible,
because you're whining and crying. Is gonna be really bad.
Speaker 2 (04:55):
Cry. You're the one to bitch it about my bucket.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
No, I'm oh really, yes, he's gonna whine and cry, dude,
you just wait. It's the days go on.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
Okay, I want you to pick a number from one
to ten. Yes, pick one, guy, one in your head? Yes, John,
I want you to pick a number from one to ten. Okay, okay, John,
what's your number? Seven?
Speaker 1 (05:16):
Damn that's my number?
Speaker 2 (05:19):
Pick another? Well, let's do it again. Then pick a
number through one through twenty. John seventeen thirteen. Tony, you're
gonna have to help me wipe.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
Oh no, that's it. No, thank you, No, no, no, dude,
I would do it for you. What's my rule? What's
my rule about taking me out? I said you kill
me if I can't?
Speaker 2 (05:40):
What wipe yourself?
Speaker 1 (05:41):
Thank you? My rule?
Speaker 2 (05:43):
Originally I said that too, but I've changed my mind.
Speaker 4 (05:46):
Twy, you're too young to have somebody be taking care
of you.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
Listen, man, I need the doctor, said, I need someone
to help me wipe, and one of you two are
gonna help me with.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
No, that's not happened here. No, you're gonna No, I'm
just gonna sit in your own stuff. I'm not gonna
be He's do it all the time.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
What if I do the dog thing?
Speaker 1 (06:01):
Baby's sitting in their own stuff all the time for
a damn parent change.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
I said, I'll do the dog bit and I'll just
scruff around the carpet on my butt.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
We'll do that in somebody else's I just don't salespit.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
I'm mister bank president. What are you doing by the
radio schedule? Don't bother me. I'm just scratching my butt
on the carpet.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
Okay, So you'll recover and we'll we'll get the brunt
of it.
Speaker 5 (06:24):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (06:24):
Friday, that's tomorrow. Tony Cruz is going to join us
at grill Masters in Middletown. The Hogfathers are going to
do the cooking. They're the best in the in town.
They are champion barbecuers.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
They're competition barbecuers, and they've won. They've won many. But
they're great guys. But even better to their fantastic cooks.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
Not any of them are skinny. It's a good deal.
So don't say that you don't want a skinny You
don't want a skinny barbetue, dude.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
We're talking to them at nine thirty five, and then
you're here running them down like.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
That, all right? Uh, and then don't forget Saint Matthew's
turned seventy five. June seventh.
Speaker 2 (06:59):
That park.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
They got bands all day long. It starts at noon,
goes till ten pm. We'll see at Brown Park on
June seventh.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
I just caught park.
Speaker 1 (07:06):
I know you do, because that's how you are. I
want to bring up, Okay.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
Non binaries what I was looking for.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
Look at you.
Speaker 2 (07:14):
Hey, I'm non binary, so woke. Hey, Okay, I'm not
gonna so you know how catchay' is? Squirrel? Sure, okay
you can because you don't have the lace.
Speaker 1 (07:26):
Thank you. Take two dollars out of the badge.
Speaker 3 (07:28):
Jar.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
No, I'm no what. I'm a skip it never mind?
No go what?
Speaker 1 (07:33):
No you? Oh wait a minute, hang on. If you're editing,
we're gonna come back to it circle.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
I'm editing. No, no, no, I'm self editing.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
As the corporate world says, put a pin in it
and we'll circle back, just like well.
Speaker 2 (07:44):
All the bosses yelled at us last time. They said,
winning doubt, leave it out, whip it out. No, leave
it out, damn it will let it out. That explains
why I got the third meeting.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
All right, So, mister Indiana guy, I saved this story
for you. I did not realize that I you didn't
have a mascot the last couple of years. It's been
for like fifty years. Is it fifty years?
Speaker 2 (08:05):
I don't know if that's the exact number.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
It's been a very long I can't imagine. But now
it's it's a.
Speaker 2 (08:10):
I thought there were the flying chairs.
Speaker 1 (08:11):
It's not that. It's it's a it's pretty good. It's
about two dollars.
Speaker 2 (08:16):
Okay, we're off to a good start today.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
Yeah. Right, So so it's a buffalo or a bison.
Speaker 2 (08:21):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (08:21):
I don't know if they're the same thing or not,
but apparently it was taken from the Indiana State Seal.
Speaker 2 (08:26):
That's why that's where.
Speaker 4 (08:27):
They came up with the bison being the mascot.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
Okay, so why did they not have a mascot for fifty.
Speaker 4 (08:32):
I guess it's I mean, it's kind of weird having
a bison. I mean, you gotta imagine you're Colorado. You're
probably pissed now that they're not the only buffalo running around.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
Do you think wouldn't this be better the Indiana University
flat fields because every time you drive it's just flat field, flat.
Speaker 1 (08:49):
Field community today. So yes, but a Hoosier couldn't it
couldn't you? What is a Hoosier? We will never defied?
Speaker 2 (08:57):
How about it? Owl?
Speaker 1 (08:58):
Who not badoo? That's not bad. That's not bad. It's
not bad. Like what you're laying down. I'm picking up
what you're laying.
Speaker 2 (09:09):
Baby, I'm dropping some knowledge flakes on your ass.
Speaker 1 (09:12):
Okay. So are you going to get new gear that
with the mascot on it?
Speaker 4 (09:16):
I don't know that I will if it looks good
maybe what a lot of people were excited about it.
I'm pretty indifferent about the mascot. I don't think Indiana
needed one. But if it's if it's funny, or if
it's cool walking around the sidelines, I'm here for okay,
you knows, we'll see all right. It has a dumb
name though, it's just Hoosier the Bison. You could have
given it a better name.
Speaker 1 (09:34):
I know. Uh okay, Dwight, what about you, eyeball a
you all right?
Speaker 2 (09:40):
Thank you?
Speaker 1 (09:41):
Uh? Well, there's dumber ones. I mean Western Kentucky the
hilltop or it's just a blue or red blob?
Speaker 2 (09:48):
What was uh cobra kai? What do you swish to
hawk fang?
Speaker 1 (09:53):
No? No, it was screaming, uh oh hawk fang? What
was it hawk fang something like that. Okay, okay, you
asked yesterday and you shall receive today.
Speaker 2 (10:03):
Oh good what or I don't know yet.
Speaker 1 (10:05):
Athletic competition that encourages performance enhancing drugs coming to Vegas
next year.
Speaker 2 (10:11):
That's what I'm spraying, baby right, better product.
Speaker 1 (10:13):
We talked about performance enhancing drugs and I helped baseball
in the early nineteen nineties, and.
Speaker 2 (10:21):
It wasn't obvious at all, you know, you know, he
ends the season in late September with the Cubs and
he's a buck fifty and then the next day he
looks like the Rock.
Speaker 1 (10:31):
Yeah, all right, So here it is. It's an idea
whose time has come. Las Vegas will host the first
Enhanced Games next May, a sports event where athletes can
use performance enhancing drugs like steroids and growth hormones, which
I believe steroids is still illegal if you I can't imagine.
It's growth hormones. One thing that's legal you can take
(10:55):
that expensive?
Speaker 2 (10:56):
Is human growth hormone legal?
Speaker 1 (10:57):
Yeah, it's sure. Yeah, people take it all the time. Uh,
and it's it's expensive if you want to do that.
But steroids, I thought was was I thought they were
still illegal?
Speaker 2 (11:06):
Well, I don't know. Let's I mean, I'm sure there's
some kind of medical use for steroids. That's probably how
it was developed, right, right, And then bodybuilders said, hey,
you know what what if we use it this way?
Speaker 1 (11:16):
Well, the whole the old wives tale or maybe not
a wives tale that Arnold and them used to take
horse steroids first, like they were the experiment. They're like, yeah,
shoot me up.
Speaker 2 (11:25):
Did you see the Arnold thing on Netflix?
Speaker 1 (11:27):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (11:27):
I did really good. But one of the jerk moves
that he did, bodybuilders would come to him. To two
jerk moves that he did. He is quite brilliant. One
of them. Bodybuilders would come up to him and say, hey,
what how do I gain an edge? What are you doing?
And he would give them bogus information, the worst advice,
and they would do it just so he could sell
(11:48):
above them.
Speaker 1 (11:48):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (11:49):
Another one. It's the mister Olympia Finals finals. It's him
and this other guy. Okay, he said Franco. I think
maybe I can't remember him, you know, but they're out
there and they say, okay, you all go there in
your post. It's the finals. It's down to this guy
in Arnold and they're posing and they're flexing, and then Arnold.
When they turn their back to the judges, Arnold says
(12:10):
to the other comparity goes, I think that's enough with them.
Let's cool. And the guys walked off the stage, and
Arnold stayed out there and he continued to flesh and
then again. Then he gave the judges to look like
I don't know where he went.
Speaker 1 (12:27):
All right, this steroid enhanced a competition. The event is
set for Memorial to oh Monory, a weekend in resorts World.
So was this past weekend? I'm sorry.
Speaker 2 (12:36):
I would also like to announce that April is procrastination month.
If you're a procrastinator, make sure you celebrate along with us.
I saw April long.
Speaker 1 (12:45):
I mind the story just a day ago. Okay. Unlike
the Olympics, athletes get paid with up to five hundred
thousand dollars per event and one million dollar bonuses for
breaking world records. So they're going to do I guess
events that have world records and do all the steroids
you can and see if you can break it.
Speaker 2 (13:00):
You might have. Just don't wind up like lifting too
much and breaking arms or something.
Speaker 1 (13:03):
Well, yeah, this is gonna end bad, but it's go
in real bad. So yes, but what do you who
is the world record holder? Let's say it's the hammer throw.
So this guy now is in this competition, he's.
Speaker 2 (13:16):
That's Gene Addabury that does that, so he owns that.
Speaker 1 (13:19):
So you get ten you get ten yards past or
ten meters past the person that has the world record.
Now who really a person picked up the hammer and
threw it. So who's really got the world record? The
steroid guy or the non steroid guy. If you ask me,
it's the Steroids's the steroid guy.
Speaker 2 (13:39):
Right, Sure he might have cardiac arrests at forty three,
but he yes.
Speaker 1 (13:44):
I'm not in any way are you we condoning any
of that performance enhancing drugs? Because it does it enlarges
your heart. It is a bad deal. And a lot
of these guys, these bodybuilders, especially not exactly athletes, because
a lot of times they just do a cycle and
they cycle off and all that just to just to
do better in football or baseball, whatever it is. And
that's how you get around the testing. But if you
(14:06):
do this consistently, you you will most likely die young.
Speaker 4 (14:10):
Just in case you were wondering it, says cocaine and
heroine will not be allowed for this.
Speaker 1 (14:17):
What the ves How did you get away from cocaine?
Speaker 2 (14:20):
I got four words for you, vegas prude.
Speaker 1 (14:26):
All right, so that is happening. We're going to do
the joke of the day. And if I can't believe
you came in on crutches, and I thought it was
a bit. I thought he was running a grift. I
was like, what grift is he running?
Speaker 2 (14:38):
The second that this happened and I got out of
pain and I sat down, I text you, I said,
and that's tore my achilles. And then the rest of
that was this.
Speaker 1 (14:48):
I didn't know. I didn't know. I'm sorry. We were
at church.
Speaker 2 (14:53):
Well yeah, but then another guy text both those you went, hey,
dip the duty. Thank you buddy, And that's when you're serious.
I know where I stand, man, when you're serious. Uh.
Speaker 1 (15:05):
And first of all, didn't know you could spell Achilles.
So that's a win.
Speaker 2 (15:09):
There's I did not. I said Achilles. I had to
speak it. You had to speak to Yeah, I think
I could spell achilles. Going to back to the Achilles
ten and that I tore. Uh. Dear friend of the
show and friend of mine, former FBI agent was callined
Frank the last name. He says, same thing happened to
me on a tactical range in Qunico. I thought I
(15:32):
got shot in the back of the leg. If it
was about like that, yeah, no, it's painful, Frank, if
you're listening, mine was way worse and more painful. Just
so you know.
Speaker 1 (15:45):
Joke of the day.
Speaker 2 (15:46):
Joke of the Day comes to us courtesy of former
l MPD Viper Unit Major. Okay, hang on, let me
find it. That Gonic comes out.
Speaker 1 (15:57):
He's deflecting somebody else's.
Speaker 2 (15:59):
No, no, no, that's a funny joke.
Speaker 1 (16:01):
Okay, Okay, he was pretty good.
Speaker 2 (16:03):
So anyway, Yeah, but that's pretty good. Former major l
MPD of the Viper Unit, Jimmy Harper, Hey, Jimmy, Great
Jimmy Harper. Here we go, Baby, here we go. And
in case this is.
Speaker 1 (16:15):
Not a what you got community music, you're good?
Speaker 2 (16:19):
All right, Hey guys. What's the difference between I'm sorry, hey, fellas,
you know what, man, I've got this Achilles ten and
I'm here we go. I told you I'm barely clinging.
Speaker 1 (16:32):
Here we comes. Listen, man, it's gonna be maintenance all
the way.
Speaker 2 (16:35):
I'm barely clinging the why and our crawl in the
studio just for you and just for John. And that's
what I get. Went with, Oh, ow hey fellas, Hey Jimmy.
What's the difference between guts and balls?
Speaker 1 (16:55):
I don't know what's the difference between guts and balls?
Speaker 2 (16:58):
Well, guts is coming home after a late night out
with the boys, being met at the door with your wife,
with your wife having a broom, and the guts to
saying are you cleaning or you're gonna fly off somewhere.
Balls is coming home late after a night out with
the boys, smelling of perfume beer, with lipstick on your collar,
(17:20):
greeting your wife by slapping it on the ass and
saying your.
Speaker 1 (17:23):
Next chubby.
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Oh pressing eyeway back after this news Radio eight forty
w A chance, I'm down in my car. This is
nineteen eighty two cars Cars.
Speaker 2 (18:13):
This sounds cool.
Speaker 1 (18:14):
News Radio eight forty wha. Yes, the Tony and Dwight
Show brought you by the Kentucky Office of Highway Safety.
We're talking of barbecuing.
Speaker 2 (18:23):
Still no, well, just for a second. Join us tomorrow
at grill Master's Supply. The Hogfathers will be cooking up
their championship.
Speaker 1 (18:32):
Screwed it up. It's a very special Girl Masters Supply.
Speaker 2 (18:37):
Can you play the Gary Newman again? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (18:38):
I played again with starting over news Radio forty w
h as Tony and Dwight Show brought you by the
Kentucky Office of Highway Safety. Are we still talking barbecue?
Speaker 2 (18:50):
Oh yeah, it's it's a very special. There you go,
Girl Master's Supply, Free lunch. Did a fourteen year old
girl just come in and sneezed?
Speaker 1 (18:58):
Sorry?
Speaker 2 (19:01):
Anyway, Join us tomorrow for a very special free lunch
Friday at Grill Masters Supply. We're saying goodbye to or
differend Tony Cruz. He will be out there come on
and say goodbye. No word.
Speaker 1 (19:16):
Oh here, we gotta get through this.
Speaker 2 (19:17):
Here, I gotta do it for Tony Cruz.
Speaker 1 (19:19):
Hang on, there we go. He got he broke his
achilles and we're gonna hear it for the next six months,
the whining and the crying and the complaining.
Speaker 2 (19:28):
This is for you. I'm gonna push through and talk
on the radio for you. Tony Crue.
Speaker 1 (19:31):
You're like a seal team.
Speaker 2 (19:32):
You're not saying bye. I'm kind of like Aaron Reid. Okay,
you ready jours tomorrow? As we say good about to
Tony Cruise, the Hogfather's cooking up barbecue. Tony Cruz will
be there. It's a free lunch Friday. Don't miss it. Baby, guys.
Go ahead and introduce yourselves to my right and to
my left, Bill Bond. And we have you guys on
(19:55):
every single year. And uh, I don't know what Bill does. Gary,
what do you do? I do?
Speaker 1 (20:01):
Retired?
Speaker 2 (20:02):
You do retired?
Speaker 1 (20:04):
Retired? Okay, I knew that, so I know that because
child since he hit the door and I was like,
that's the retired guy.
Speaker 2 (20:10):
The reason I know Bill Bond is he's my chocolate
extreme dairy queen Blizzard dealer.
Speaker 1 (20:15):
You have a lot of addictions, and that's one of them.
Speaker 2 (20:17):
That's one that's a big one. Man. I was I
was explained that to Bill Bonds. You know, I go
up to here jointing by several of them. I keep
in the freezer. He goes. I said, the trick is
you got to sit it out one hour. He goes, Dude, I.
Speaker 1 (20:29):
Know, uh he knows that location in Middletown on Shelbyville Road, correct, Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah,
that's been there for a long time.
Speaker 2 (20:35):
Just thirty three years. Let's talk about the City of Middletown,
Kentucky Police Foundation Car Show. This is a big deal.
I go to it every year, and you know, I
almost try to go this year, even though here we go,
Oh my god, and the crime hang on. I gotta
get through this for the Police Department of Middletown.
Speaker 1 (20:58):
Focus. All right, cars, we love our cars.
Speaker 2 (21:01):
Yeah, everybody loves cars.
Speaker 3 (21:02):
We're gonna have all types of classic cars. Two years
ago we had one hundred and seventy eight cars. We
were squeezing them in with the shoe horn to get
me in there.
Speaker 1 (21:09):
Oh that's great.
Speaker 2 (21:10):
And plus there's all kinds of raffle items I mean,
this is a big deal. I'll tell you where it is.
It's right over by.
Speaker 5 (21:17):
Building the Village Square shopping center.
Speaker 2 (21:18):
Yeah, next door to our store. It's a huge, huge
parking lot and manh grab one of those chairs. Come
on out and just hang out.
Speaker 1 (21:28):
But okay, I'm into the cars here. My buddy, one
of my best friends, just built a pole barn. He
got into the cars. He's got now four. He's got
the you know, the gto, he's got the trans am,
the one that's exactly like in Smoking the Bandit. He's
got four now and he's going to keep going up.
It can be a little bit of addicting when you
find them. You find the right car.
Speaker 5 (21:49):
You're run the guy you run into the guys that
are like that, and yeah they're addicted. Yeah, they will
spend enormous amounts of time and money on those.
Speaker 1 (21:57):
And Frankly and I said it when White was out,
we talked about it because Louisville was ranked not one,
but two hot rod events in the nick reranked in
the top ten of the hot rods. Of course, the
hot Ride out at the Fairgrounds and then the Corvette
Museum down in Bowling Green. Because we like our cars
around here. But it's the coolest era. I'm picking the
(22:18):
sixties right now. Seventies there was a lot of great cars.
But those sixties, man, those sixties cars, the muscle cars,
there's just nothing like them. They're just cool.
Speaker 2 (22:27):
The cars that.
Speaker 5 (22:27):
We had, like Gary was talking about, we had so
many cars. Not last year the weather was not really
good and that makes all the difference in the world.
Speaker 2 (22:36):
But the first year that we did it, the cars
were phenomenal.
Speaker 1 (22:40):
Yeah, oh my god.
Speaker 2 (22:41):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (22:42):
My experience in going to car shows I enjoy it
is it seems like it's fifty to fifty cars that
are just mint and cars that are you know, kind of.
Speaker 1 (22:52):
Want to get in there.
Speaker 5 (22:52):
Yeah yeah, and uh, almost every single car was meant.
Speaker 1 (22:57):
It was beautiful.
Speaker 2 (22:59):
The cars were cool, and it's incredible when you see
these fifties and sixties cars and they have been one
hundred percent restored. Or I've got a buddy Kelly Jones. Yeah, yeah,
he's got a car that is absolutely pristine, but it's original.
It's all original.
Speaker 1 (23:16):
That's crazy.
Speaker 2 (23:17):
And he Joe and that's unusual. Yeah, he had he
had it was and that thing was all original. I
thought he restored it was popped the hood. What is it?
Was it adult eighty eight or or I can't recall.
Speaker 1 (23:31):
I used to be in love with a fifty seven Chiven.
I can't text him because he's you got plenty of
them out there.
Speaker 3 (23:37):
I bet they call him classics and everything, and I
think that, well, wait a minute, those were around one.
Speaker 2 (23:43):
I guess that makes me.
Speaker 1 (23:45):
You need classic cars.
Speaker 2 (23:48):
So my two dream cards was a sixty eight Camaro
Supersport and then also this was a way out of
Reach a GT O Judge with the orange Good lord, gosh,
absolutely beautiful. Well, let's get back to the car show.
It's the City of Middletown, Kentucky Police Foundation Car and
Motorcycle Show, so bring those out as well. It's going
to be this Sunday, June first, And I got to
(24:10):
tell you that the weather we have on tap is
seventy seven and sunny, absolutely beautiful.
Speaker 1 (24:16):
Why the Foundation we.
Speaker 2 (24:19):
Are there too.
Speaker 3 (24:20):
We augment the City of Middletown Police for their budget
items or things that are not included in their budget.
We have spent anything that we get in. We're one
hundred percent unpaid volunteers. Anything that comes in the front door.
I want to make sure we shove back out in
the farm of things will help the police department. It
(24:41):
could be training, it could be their senior or their
children's programs, equipment, anything like that. This past year we
have helped them. We helped them purchase a drone.
Speaker 1 (24:53):
Oh that's cool. Yeah, several times, I guarantee it. It's great.
Speaker 2 (24:57):
I've seen it over my house several times. It's quite
a drone.
Speaker 1 (25:01):
That thing.
Speaker 2 (25:02):
You guys did not skimp on that. That's a beautiful drone.
Speaker 3 (25:04):
Well, there's actually two of them. Okay, there's a larger
one and then there's a smaller one that can be
used for if they have to get inside a building
really dangerous. Those things you can navigate those little rascals
right in there.
Speaker 1 (25:19):
That's so cool. It helps them out so much.
Speaker 2 (25:22):
Isn't that insane? It is. It's wonderful. Let's talk about
some of the raffle items because we're talking about the
City of Middletown, Kentucky Police Foundation Car and Motorcycle Show.
Car and Bike show this Sunday, June first, on Shelbyville Road.
It's that big shopping center with Village Square. Bill Bond says,
(25:42):
and I've been to this several times. It is one
heck of a good time. Let's talk about some of
the raffle items, because you guys always do it up
in a big way. Gary.
Speaker 3 (25:51):
The businesses out in Middletown have been phenomenal this year.
When they see me coming, I think they know me now.
And we've got so many really nice gift cards. We've
got gift baskets that have been put together, and we've
got I think about one hundred and fifteen raffle items alone.
We'll be raffling things off every twenty minutes. And when
(26:13):
people buy the tickets, they can buy a ticket for
a dollar. But here's what they do. The car gas
have taught me.
Speaker 2 (26:18):
I do this.
Speaker 3 (26:19):
They say, I want to buy a car link's worth
for twenty dollars. They find the longest car on the
parking lot, go out there and stretch it out and
they get that many tickets.
Speaker 1 (26:28):
For twenty that's a great idea car.
Speaker 2 (26:30):
I want to get a car length of ticket.
Speaker 3 (26:32):
I'm waiting for them to show up in a semi
and do that then say that's my car.
Speaker 2 (26:35):
See I drive a smart car, so that wouldn't help me. Well,
we'll let you back to Around the Car two tickets. Listen,
don't miss this car show if you're a car enthusiasiasm
a motorcycle enthusiasts. I've been to this first hand and
I know how cool and how fun it is. The
weather's going to be absolutely perfect. Seventy seven and Sonny,
am I missing anything?
Speaker 1 (26:56):
Gary Bill, We're gonna have live music this year.
Speaker 2 (26:58):
Oh wha wall, back it up now. I like a
lot who got evolution. It's a man that's local down there.
Speaker 1 (27:04):
Okay, live music too many? Come on see it's.
Speaker 3 (27:07):
Gonna be we we The registration starts at eleven, although
we'll have people there at seven thirty.
Speaker 2 (27:13):
When we get there, they get in.
Speaker 3 (27:15):
These guys get an early start, but the actual judging
starts at one o'clock and the it ends at three
and then the awards presentation at three.
Speaker 2 (27:23):
And got a lot of award. So some of these
classic car enthusiasts have these pristine cars. Sometimes they don't
even make the decision until that day. And here's how
I know, because two years ago, no it was last year. Uh.
There's a couple of the ballards that I go to
church with. They saw me at church that morning. They said, hey,
we think we're going to take our t bird out
blah blah blah, and so some of them just wait
(27:46):
until the day of show to sign up.
Speaker 1 (27:47):
Sure it's Louisville you just mentioned, you just described everybody
describe moible. Basically, they wait till the last second. Hey,
let's just go.
Speaker 3 (27:57):
No advanced reservations required, just show up that day with
your twenty dollars.
Speaker 2 (28:01):
We were welcome, youssions there go.
Speaker 1 (28:04):
Look, we buried the lead.
Speaker 2 (28:06):
What's the lead?
Speaker 1 (28:08):
The lead story is our friend here prepared two blizzards
for us, you know what, Okay, and he went to
the store this morning and they were missing. Is that
accurate to say that's true? Where the heck is your
damn drunk?
Speaker 2 (28:23):
We No, we didn't, Yeah, we didn't.
Speaker 1 (28:26):
Huh.
Speaker 2 (28:26):
Listen, you all need to cash in a favor with
Middletown Police Department. We need a sting operation because you know,
it's one thing for a blizzard to go mixed missing.
It's quite another from my blizzard to go missing.
Speaker 1 (28:38):
Bill Bond. By the way, it was in the chocolate
extreme blizzard, which puts it in another category. I believe
that's a felony.
Speaker 5 (28:45):
Yeah, it does, and it was solidly frozen, so would
travel down here?
Speaker 1 (28:49):
Yeah, with extra why you made it last night?
Speaker 2 (28:52):
Right? So if you ever want a blizzard, and trust
me on this, go to the Middletown Dairy Queen Blizzard.
Get a chocolate extreme blizzard with extra stuff. I've been
to other dairy Queen's. They don't do it like yours.
Speaker 1 (29:04):
I appreciate the thought. Well, you know, but I need
you to do an internal investigation.
Speaker 2 (29:08):
Ice cream right. Here's all I know is.
Speaker 1 (29:10):
They probably sold them right when they opened up. Who's
these they'll sell them?
Speaker 2 (29:14):
Two things? Two things, Bill, I'm gonna tell you, Like
Andy Griffith toad Opie when he shot the bird with
a sling shot, look me in the eye. There you go,
look straight in the eye. Okay, I'm disappointed. That's the
worst second of all. That's the worst second of all.
(29:37):
I wasn't gonna say anything about this on the air,
but I think the listeners deserve to know.
Speaker 1 (29:41):
Here we go.
Speaker 2 (29:43):
Last night, I tore my achilles and I crawled.
Speaker 1 (29:47):
One more time. Give the time times in day to
real quick and then come on out and the exact
location in Middletown.
Speaker 3 (29:53):
It's gonna be June first, Sunday, June first, and the
Village Square shopping center. They showed us Sunday and the
actual show starts at one o'clock, but people start getting
their way before then.
Speaker 2 (30:06):
We have a place for you.
Speaker 1 (30:07):
You got it. Here's a thank you for what you
do for the police officers.
Speaker 2 (30:12):
Of course, Greig the sneaking Deacon has to send in
a picture of his tea bird.
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Oh it's such a beautiful car. All right, guys, short break,
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