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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Because they had the lights off. Dude, he's hobbling in.
Now he's got he's got his he's got new crutches,
and he's trying to turn the lights up, but he
can't figure it out. So now he's got his access
key card in his mouth. He's trying to figure out
what button. There you go, big boy, he's hobbling in
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day whatever of Dwight's achilles. Heel welcome in news radio
eight forty whas when you said I'll be walking in
one minute before the show starts, You're exactly right. You
were right there, buddy, and I'm proud of you. I
went to look for you in the parking lot. I
couldn't see the cowbo mobile, so you did. Now he's
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got stuff in his mouth.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
All right.
Speaker 1 (00:42):
We were brought to you by the Kentucky Office of
Highway Safety. Never drive when you have a blown achilles. Yeah,
look at him. There you go, guess.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
Wall just by the way.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
Since we're gonna wait until he gets uh.
Speaker 3 (00:59):
Was it all is driving leg or foot one?
Speaker 2 (01:03):
No?
Speaker 1 (01:03):
But he drives us. I think it's an automatic. Ka Okay,
I don't. I don't know if they make a stick
shifts anymore. But the story that we just heard in
the news. Your first reaction was that's kind of gross.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
And Miss Sidney Sweeney she has a smoke show, but
the fact that they are selling her bathwater scent as
a soap or.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
Something like that.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
So she said, we're gonna take her dirty bathwater and
infuse it in a soap.
Speaker 3 (01:30):
And I was like, what, like, are people that horned
up for Sidney Sweeney?
Speaker 2 (01:37):
They're going to buy that?
Speaker 1 (01:38):
Yeah, I told you that. That's why I said, with
the auction of dirty dancing and what did they lead
with her shorts? I mean, because they're all just dirty,
dirty nasty boys out there. Dirty bathwater infuse soap. That's gross.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
Good luck.
Speaker 3 (01:56):
Oh, I'm sure it'll sell out. Oh definitely, I'm sure
it'll sell out. This isn't seen as I mean, I
guess it's because it's with her consent, sexual harassment.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
She's a trip.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
Is she good actress or she just hot?
Speaker 3 (02:09):
I think it's probably a combination of both, kind of
like Megan Fox from ten years ago, whenever she was
in every.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
Movie, way better actress than she should have been, right, Yes,
for sure. Yeah, Hey, buddy, and I left my phone
in the car, we'll.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
Go get it.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
So can we get a nurse just to follow you
around or something?
Speaker 2 (02:27):
Have you ever had one of those days where absolutely
nothing goes right? Selling Fred Durst, I'm having four of
them right now. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
Yeah, it's been a tough morning. Yeah, but you're here
and you made it, buddy, I made it.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
So Welcome to Monday. Only four more of these things
to go after this one.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
Yeah, all right, Well remind you this Saturday. Saint Matthew's
turned seventy five, June seventh at Brown Park. They have
a lineup of bands all day. It's like the concert
that never was. We have a Beatles band, we have
a huge Huey Lewis in the News band. We have
a Van Morrison band, we have Sheryl Rouse. All that happening.
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Please come on out noon till ten, Brown Park. Saint
Matthew's turns seventy five. I see you upgraded yours your
crutches from nineteen eighty four wooden ones sew to aluminum.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
Well, the ones that sow okay, the ones that I
use then they were the only ones that we had
access to. Sure, when my wife was fifteen years old
forty years ago, you know high school, she did something
where she had to wear a cast. Yeah, and they
were her crutches, so all the way up the top
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they were still like six inches too short. They were
dry rotted. So I got these twenty two bucks. Not bad, right, No.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
I guess so I have no idea how priced crutches.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
We'll find anything like most of them. Most of them
they were like forty five and fifteen garantee, and I
saw one that was twenty two. I'm like, what's the difference? Yeah,
nothing I got unless I find out soon, you know, well,
uh not meant to use as crutches.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
You don't know until you need them, Right, until you
need them, you're like, I want your crutches.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
All right.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
Chaos in the Highlands. Who could have predicted this? What
chaos in the Highlands? Part I don't want to say
part do because this has been going on for a while,
not to this level. But Dwight has something dumb that
he says all the time. Instead of saying noster dummas.
Oh no, now you got me saying its noster duma. Yeah.
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I can't even say it right now because you for
thirty years you've been saying ster dumbass.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
Oh, oh my god, you have rotted my brain.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
Who could have predicted Oh we did, We told you.
Six years ago, the people that own all the businesses
in the Highlands met with Greg Fisher, the mayor, and
then the police chief. We remember this story because we
covered it well the days following the meeting, because the
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business owner said, you have to do something. Crime is
out of control and sometimes we have to close our
businesses at two pm because crime is out of control.
And the mayor looked at him and said, you're you're lying,
you're making it up. Actually crime is down. And most
of the businesses owners that weren't so upset, the other
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ones were laughing, going, you cannot be serious. It started that,
it started then, No, it started well before then.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
And he said, yes I am, and don't call me serious.
There you go, oh no, that's surely so.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
Yeah, this has been going on for a long time
and it's and how many people you know in the
Highlands said, yeah, I finally had to leave. I finally
I couldn't My kids could not be drawing on their
you know, you know, kids take the chalk and they
draw stuff on the sidewalk. They're like, look, my kids
go out there to draw on the sidewalk in the Highlands.
I spend a lot of money on my house and
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you know there's there's a heroin out of gasking for
three bucks.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
Or what or just needles hang it out.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
Yeah, yeah, no for sure. So this is all this is.
It's all tied together. So then now it's just turned
into a party at two in the morning, three in
the morning, which and we told you last year close
the bars at two? What about bartenders get another job?
I don't go somewhere else. It's how much money are
you making between two and four.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
I don't have the information in front of me, so
I don't I don't actually know which political party the
Highland leans towards.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
But such a jerk.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
My advice, I wish I had this information. My advice
would be keep voting for whatever political party you're voting for,
because eventually it's going to turn around, So don't lose fate.
Just keep voting for that whatever party was. I wish
I had this info.
Speaker 1 (06:59):
Damn, I will ask this when our when there was
a party that maybe I was talked into and dragged
to in the eighties or the nineties, that's horrible. Right,
it's like you're going. You don't have a choice. I
don't want to go. I want to study, I want
to I want to go to youth group and talk
about the Bible. And I don't want to go to
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your stupid party. They would drag me to some of
these parties, right, I mean I I.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
Okay, because you ran with a tough crew at Trinity.
Speaker 1 (07:30):
So but at these parties if it got out of control,
what would show up police? The patty wagon? What happened
to the patty wagon?
Speaker 2 (07:42):
That's an insensitive term?
Speaker 1 (07:43):
Well it is. Why what's paddy mean?
Speaker 2 (07:47):
It's a patty slang Irish word, is it it is?
Speaker 1 (07:50):
I don't think the Irish care.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
No Irish Probably they don't care, right because nobody brawls
like us last day, and they would.
Speaker 1 (08:01):
And here's what the police would do at the time,
because I know, I get it. Uh everybody sees everybody
these days, so I guess you can't do it. But
at the time, when you saw the paddy wagon, it
was time to go because they would just throw you
in the back of this van. But without they you
weren't doing anything. You would just go who there, he
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goes back in there. They'd fill this thing and then
another paddy wagon would come right behind it if there
was more to throw in. But most of the time,
after the first paddy wagon and twelve people got thrown
in the back of that, everyone scattered.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
That's what I tried to scatter when it shows up.
But yeah, those times are not as quick some of us,
or fat children who smoke and are not what you
might call athletic.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
Sir. I did not even want to go to this party, sir. No,
I don't belong in your paddy wagon.
Speaker 2 (08:52):
There's a joint in your hand, young man. Yeah, I was.
Speaker 3 (08:54):
Bringing it to you as evidence.
Speaker 2 (08:57):
Here you go, Officer Frederickson, thank you, sir.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
Uh. They're going to have to do something. And this
is what happens until it's because last year, remember it
was the big discussion in everyone getting honest because I
was the one that say close it to and people
are like, you have no idea how much money they
make between two and four And I'm like, okay, but
what if what if it gets out of control? You
won't have a business at all. And guess what, that's
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where you are. Because there is going to be an
issue to where people stop going there at night, I guess,
or during the day whatever.
Speaker 2 (09:31):
I would say. We've already entered those waters. So I've
talked to some utes. Yeah, and this when I going
to Highlands.
Speaker 1 (09:41):
No, no, that's that. I guess that's coming from them.
To who's o them?
Speaker 2 (09:47):
The kids? Are they? They thems? I said, that's coming
from them, the kids them? Yeah, oh no, uh, they
are even more advanced than they them.
Speaker 1 (09:58):
Oh well it's the High Islands. Yeah. Islands invented pink
hair and a nose ring.
Speaker 2 (10:03):
And see if you if you dye your hair purple,
you're unique because nobody else does that. You stand out.
Speaker 1 (10:11):
All right, John, You're gonna have to help us out.
Speaker 2 (10:14):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (10:16):
I watched the director of one of the series on
Netflix the other day. I like this show, but it's
starting to bore me. But they showed her and she
has one of those it's not a classy little diamond
ring like in your nose, which I couldn't have one
because it would feel like I had a something up there, right,
So she had like the bull ring that goes in
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out the other side.
Speaker 3 (10:40):
Yeah, yeah, I.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
Here's the thing. And I'm gonna ask you, and you
tell me the truth. Okay, I'm fifty six years old.
Speaker 2 (10:49):
I can't what huh what it's kind of cold good
sixty eight, that's wow.
Speaker 1 (10:55):
Yeah, So I I can't take anyone serious that is
talking to me with that bull thing through their nose.
I'm sorry. She started to talk and I went, I'm out.
I don't take anything she says seriously. Any person that talk,
I can't. Am I am I just old. You could
tell me, just say, yeah, dude.
Speaker 2 (11:12):
You're old.
Speaker 3 (11:13):
I'll say a couple things. I think it's it's unattractive.
A I don't think. I don't think nose rings as
a whole or unattractive. But the style they're talking about,
I think depending on if I knew the person or
not ahead of time, I could maybe take them seriously.
But if it's a total stranger, absolutely not.
Speaker 1 (11:35):
I can't. I can't take you seriously. And then if
you're doing an interview to explain how you directed this episode,
everybody's focusing on it.
Speaker 3 (11:47):
I have a bull nose, right, That's what she's really saying.
Speaker 1 (11:49):
And again we differentiated the little classy diamond ring, which
I think is kind of cute and nice, but that
bull ring thing, especially if it's kind of long, because
her was kind of long.
Speaker 2 (12:00):
And had like, you know, to grab it.
Speaker 1 (12:02):
You were just like, can you please take that out?
Speaker 2 (12:05):
I can't. Well, see I've got something. I've got something
called a Prince Albert, but it's here, it's way down.
Speaker 1 (12:11):
Yeah, we know you act like somebody. Everybody hasn't seen
it here, so gross.
Speaker 2 (12:19):
You're gross gross as only me and my wife are
the ones to get to see that. Yeah, sure, or
people that text periodically. Uh, John Auden, you have a
picture you might want to open up here in a minute.
Speaker 1 (12:31):
By the way, Okay, I mean I'm you know, I'm
sometimes can be a little prude, prude.
Speaker 2 (12:39):
I could be a jerk. You're approved.
Speaker 1 (12:40):
I could be a jerkrude. I don't think of a prude,
but I think most people. If you wear that bull
ring thing, I'm not hiring you. If i'm if I,
if I own a business, I'm not hiring you. Unless
you're less you're really overqualified and will help my business.
But for the most part, if it's a push, I'm
hiring the other person without a bull ring thing.
Speaker 2 (12:59):
I'm sorry, I'm old. Doesn't it just seem like something
that could go horribly wrong.
Speaker 1 (13:04):
Yes, you know what I mean. Get it caught on something?
Speaker 3 (13:07):
Yeah, it's in the new Final Destination movie where the
guy gets pull all the way up from like a
chain that attaches to it.
Speaker 2 (13:15):
And then he.
Speaker 3 (13:16):
Falls down and the floor's on fire.
Speaker 2 (13:18):
Oh man, hang on, hang on a second, cause that
note to self cancel tickets to Final Destination.
Speaker 1 (13:25):
Wouldn't it wouldn't that thing get caught on every time
you took your shirt off, or your or your sweater
off or something.
Speaker 2 (13:31):
It gets it would snack sweater. Well, listen, what about
when you sneeze? It's gross? W stuff get on there
like maybe dry you kind of you know about.
Speaker 1 (13:42):
It, kind of like you got some thing on your
bull ring.
Speaker 2 (13:45):
Oh I'm calling it a bull ring.
Speaker 1 (13:48):
Ah his his his crusch fell on his achilles. Heel suffer, suffer.
I want suffer, buddy.
Speaker 3 (14:05):
He learns this from Limmy.
Speaker 1 (14:07):
There's no there's no true there's no true growth unless
it's through pain.
Speaker 2 (14:12):
You know what they say? What no pain, no pain?
Speaker 1 (14:15):
That's not what they say.
Speaker 2 (14:16):
Oh so the Highlands, you get what you get.
Speaker 1 (14:22):
What you vote for, you get what you Oh no,
we'll keep ours up until four because go ahead, mind
all the stories that everything bad happens always after two.
It's always after two, So good luck, have fun until
you all decide to take care of business. This is
what's gonna happen, so you eccusually ramped up. Okay, they
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tried to call it a cute little name this morning.
It was a street takeover? Is that what it was?
Like a They made it sound like like there was
dancing and like there was a band and everybody broke
out in dancing and you know, like it's West Side
story or you know, a mariachi band came out and
everybody was doing the everybody was dancing together in dresses
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and whatever.
Speaker 2 (15:08):
Stop.
Speaker 1 (15:08):
It was a street takeover, no, no, oh, yeah, it
was a street takeover. Yeah yeah, yeah, but they were
damn it. They were fighting. They tried, they tried to
get a security guard's weapon, and then a off duty
police officer had to intervene. So yeah, just a bunch
of rambuncious kids. Good luck. Won't be going to the
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highlands after ten o'clock, more like the lowlands nine o'clock.
Speaker 2 (15:36):
What's nine o'clock? What time? What time?
Speaker 1 (15:38):
Am I not going to the highlands nine twelve?
Speaker 2 (15:43):
Well, why there's such convenient parking and all the businesses.
Speaker 1 (15:47):
I love the Highlands.
Speaker 2 (15:49):
Say, okay, what's the capacity on your restaurant? Uh? Fifteen, Okay,
you're gonna need. You're gonna need at least four parking spots.
Speaker 1 (15:58):
Spend every weekend there, here's your per well. And by
the way, you know what replaced Phoenixville Tavern condominiums. Really
cool Condominians with all those businesses in the bottom. That's
kind of cool because you have pizza joints and laundry
match and all that in in your condo building. That's
pretty cool. It's been sold nine times. Wonder why has
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it really? Yeah, it's been open nine years, sold nine times. Huh,
So I wonder how's that going? Islands? All right, So
how was your weekend? Buddy with your achilles? And more importantly,
I was Susan doing Susan god lover managing this.
Speaker 2 (16:36):
I joke you know about, Hey, my wife cuts the grass,
cleans the gun, or it's jokes. She had to cut
the grass.
Speaker 1 (16:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (16:43):
I felt so horrible. I felt useless. I was sitting
on the cast, but I thought she insisted. I said, look,
I'm gonna call some kid, have him come over. He'll
cut the grass, summer job whatever. She said, No, let
me at least, you know, I'll cut it for a
little while. She's cuts the frat yard. My buddy Bobby
Eaton goes on a walk at Caesar and clicks a
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picture of it, sends it to me and goes never
been more ashamed of you in my wife.
Speaker 1 (17:12):
But but you know, women do not look natural cutting
the grass.
Speaker 2 (17:17):
Why just I don't want to. I don't want my way.
Speaker 1 (17:19):
They do that elbows up and then they do that
and they do that big step pushing thing, and you're
just like you go, all right, I stop, stop, I
got it.
Speaker 2 (17:28):
Stop. But Susan does it a raikini to try and
get son, and all the neighbors come out and the
old men with their lawn chairs, and it's a whole thing.
You know, I was gonna avoid it.
Speaker 1 (17:38):
Okay, So John, real quick, how was your weekend?
Speaker 3 (17:41):
Good weekend, nothing super fun to report, but hey, Nick,
coffee's here in the morning, so that was something look forward.
Speaker 1 (17:47):
To listen to. Great job.
Speaker 2 (17:48):
And how is your weekend? He just we just asked,
so your week.
Speaker 1 (17:52):
Oh I'm sorry, no one ever asks I was surprised.
Speaker 2 (17:57):
Well, how was your weekend.
Speaker 1 (17:58):
He was good.
Speaker 2 (17:58):
I'm sorry, Tony, we're out of time.
Speaker 1 (18:00):
Oh see there you're going here.
Speaker 2 (18:03):
I knew it.
Speaker 1 (18:03):
BK Plumbing Supply, John Bergen, it's his name. He sells,
John sells toilets, John for the John called John John.
Speaker 2 (18:14):
When I say the John, I mean the freaking John
babies who uh.
Speaker 1 (18:19):
The Toto seven, the Nexus seven. This thing is next level.
It is a toilet. You need an electrician and the
plumber to show up at the same time, and BK
Plumbing Supply takes care of that. Seal team approved. Don't
be a caveman, Bee, don't be indanderthal. Get this new.
It is a bidet system. And it's not like any
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bidet system. You can't get that one where you just
attach the lid and then walk away. This is an
entire so it's got lights, It sanitizes itself. It is
the greatest toilet in the history of man. Hands down,
the Toto Nexus toilet. It's a beddet It also has
a dryer, so you hit button and he goes down there.
(19:06):
Oh my, that's exactly what it sounds like. Okay, and
it blows everything down there.
Speaker 2 (19:14):
Total hand me. It blows.
Speaker 1 (19:19):
Go to BK Plumbing Supply dot com or call Amy
or John at four nine fifty nine hundred back after this.
Speaker 2 (19:26):
Not always almost to day man, Oh, I'm sorry, Yes,
it is joke of the day. Skip it.
Speaker 1 (19:32):
No, no, it already feels like the mid Show with this.
Speaker 2 (19:36):
Hey, fellas crawl crawling in here? Your mom is so fat?
How fat? When she skips? The stock market dips because
she's fat?
Speaker 1 (19:49):
I don't get it back after this on news radio
eight forty. What's that thing you to do with the
stock market? Okay, news radio eight forty, I don't get it.
Use radioaate forty w hs.
Speaker 2 (20:05):
Hey, look at me, I'm riding on my mule.
Speaker 1 (20:07):
Hello, my friend, you like to go to the islands
at two in the morning. Sure, come with me, my friend. Yes,
that's a good time. Now.
Speaker 2 (20:17):
Is the bars and restaurants open down there, sir? Yes
it is? And do we got both got a ride
on these burrows, which means donkey.
Speaker 1 (20:26):
The bill roll will take us to happiness.
Speaker 2 (20:28):
Remember I told you how everything that could go wrong
today has Yes, the very last thing that went wrong. Oh,
by the way, John, thanks for going after my jeep
and getting my car.
Speaker 1 (20:41):
Not a problem, John, How is it possible you can
know it is his jeep?
Speaker 3 (20:48):
First of all, saw the cabo license. I knew that
the moment I opened the door. I was going to
see the tobacco things.
Speaker 2 (20:56):
Yeah, I was gonna ask you, does in the interior
looked just like the interior You would see it a
carl cast for a custom adow show. It's see, when
you see something like my jeep, the interior is what
you call cherry.
Speaker 1 (21:10):
When he trades it in, it is not advantageous for
the car for a bird. For them to say this
used to be dright with so cheap, they were like, oh.
Speaker 2 (21:19):
So when I when I went to Craig and Landers
to buy this jeep, you know, I traded in my
pickup truck all right. Pickup truck was the exact same
as my jeep, only it had gone on for ten years,
not five years like I had this. So they looked
at it and they said, they said, we can't give
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you anything for this, but we will pay you five
grand to get it off our freaking lot. I said, okay,
that's thank you, Jimmy Smith. No, but anyway, what I
was talking about is one of the very last things
that went wrong before I left the house boughty. Uh.
You know, I got to carry all this crap about crutches,
you know. Yeah. No, And so instead of my briefcase,
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I bought a twenty two dollars backpack and I thought, well,
I'll put sput Nick in the backpack, big backpack. Yeah,
and so I put my backpack on, I put my
gigantic leash belt box on, all this crap. I go
out to the jeep. I open up the back and
I flip the backpack over to put it in the jeep,
and spot Nick fell out on the concrete. A big
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chunk of plastic came off. Yeah. And now it's like
real dim and I don't know how to make it brighter,
you know. Sh'm like me so I can barely read
my notes, but I will.
Speaker 1 (22:36):
We We should have somebody with the violin just follow
you around.
Speaker 2 (22:40):
Play it everything my crutches could get stuck on this morning.
They did everything my belt loop could get stuck on.
It did.
Speaker 1 (22:49):
It's all about him show up every morning, hudd love
what happened to me? This?
Speaker 2 (22:55):
Here we go?
Speaker 1 (22:56):
Could you just wanna here's We should just start the
show with what happened to Dwight?
Speaker 2 (23:03):
Get in the shower and soap got somewhere where it
shootn't gotten in your eyes, no pie ho and it hurts.
Oh boy, it still burns. There's nothing you can do right.
Speaker 1 (23:17):
Just start with this music every morning and he can
he can do his It's all about me, Dwight. I
don't care about the lead stories. We're gonna talk about
what happened to me. And we're in my Achilles heel
and the struggle that is bringing all of his food
and containers and his coffee mugs and his water mug,
and his phone and his laptop that weighs forty seven
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pounds or he do it?
Speaker 2 (23:42):
What for you? Forty eight pounds? And then the struggles
that he has every day, and then that stupid coffee maker. Yeah,
you're gonna work all morning, just fine for Susan. But
when I finally hobbled down like a brave warrior and
take those stairs down to the lower level to get
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my coffee, then you're gonna see, eh, you gotta de
skew me. You gotta de skeuw me. What Hell's that
even made? D scale You smell coffee for the kid?
Speaker 1 (24:16):
I will say this, I don't think you're the type
of person because you can't see whatever they there was
no surgery. They just put the cast on so we
can heal. I will say the people on Facebook that
take their bandages off and they show the four hundred
stitches that it took to stitch up your leg and
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it's all gnarly and has like medicine on it, and
there's blood and big fat stitches. It's like and they're like, Hey,
who's happening to do great? Thanks for sharing that. I
appreciate that.
Speaker 2 (24:49):
Like I have many things. I have many, many things
on me that are ugly. Yeah, and I've shared pictures.
I've shared pictures of some of those. But some people
don't know, like certain things on them are ugly, like
guys with feet and they have these long, thick, yellow
freeedo toes. Okay, that's gross, and they'll take a picture
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of it. They'll put it on face, but they go, oh,
my goshup my toe, look at this thing.
Speaker 1 (25:15):
I saw a video the other day speaking of Facebook,
and it was the David Letterman Show and talk about
Bigger than Life. They said top ten in every show.
Did they do it at the beginning or the end? I
can't remember.
Speaker 2 (25:29):
It was like Midway.
Speaker 1 (25:30):
Okay, well I couldn't get that wrong.
Speaker 2 (25:32):
So wait, so it might have been after the Model.
I can't remember.
Speaker 1 (25:36):
So they John, this was the biggest thing. I mean,
it was huge. They would go literally they would do
so they'd have a guess from the Sopranos and they
would go top ten things never heard on the Sopranos,
and then they would have that list.
Speaker 2 (25:51):
And they were all funny, and they were all funny.
Speaker 1 (25:53):
Well that's what happens when you have twenty five comedy
writers and they have an entire day to come up
with ten things that were never said on on whatever
credit to them, they were always funny.
Speaker 2 (26:02):
And think about this though they did it every night,
that's five list a week.
Speaker 1 (26:07):
It got so big, John that people talked about it
the next day, like if you went to work, like
I was working at QMF, we would go to work
and we talked about the top ten list. It was
just a huge thing. I mean I compare two probably
the top plays of the day for ESPN to where
it was just a phenomenon. And then I saw that
video and I was like, oh, that's right. That was
a big deal.
Speaker 2 (26:27):
Letterman wasn't as big as The Magic Johnson Show, well
or the Chevy Chase Show, but he was a close third. Sure,
let's keep it on entertainment, man, Ooky, because you and
I are both gonna like this. I'm akes us to
find out. I think John probably likes this movie too,
but or at least the genre.
Speaker 1 (26:46):
I told you about, leelew and stitch Man huge.
Speaker 3 (26:51):
We don't need live action remakes of cartoon movies.
Speaker 1 (26:54):
It's the only live action version of their cartoons that
has done well. It's six hundred million.
Speaker 2 (27:02):
Was there ever live action done on the Flintstones? Yes?
Was Betty Rebel hot? I don't remember because I always
saw it was a cartoon, so she was one of
the hardest. I thought she was way hotter than Wilma.
Speaker 1 (27:16):
Thanks. Can you talk about your movie?
Speaker 2 (27:18):
Please? You me talk. You don't want me to rate
sections of cartoon ladies. Hey, look at that? Look at
that outside the window. Right now? We got a World
War two after we getting ready to join it? All right,
I'll be curious to find out if John Auden is
are you Are you a fan of the Terrifier.
Speaker 3 (27:34):
I'm not seeing any of the movies, but the idea
of him intrigues me if that makes sense.
Speaker 2 (27:39):
So are you a horror film?
Speaker 3 (27:41):
I like certain ones, like I mentioned the Final Destination
stuff earlier. I like the Saw movies. I kind of
like the don I don't like spooky horror. I kind
of like the gros Body horror type stuff.
Speaker 2 (27:51):
Oh, John, you've moved a little pushing buttons this morning,
we will push your You want to play a game?
Uh so, okay? The frightener not terrified of them.
Speaker 1 (28:04):
The jugglers here, simple, you put your crutches somewhere, then
they're not gonna fall on every dark break.
Speaker 2 (28:13):
Oh di, my crutches fall garin boy, somebody gets a
little touchy when their coffee gets knocked over? Are you okay? No, no, no, no,
no no. I can't get out of the seat now,
not getting these. I can wheel run, man, you will
get these. I can wheel over there. There's a hundred
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year old World War two veteran coming in here. I
dare you to complain when he gets in here. I
dare you. He's one hundred years old and he just
jumped out of an airplane.
Speaker 1 (28:45):
I know you were like me, coaches bag.
Speaker 2 (28:51):
You're in the World War Two. Huh hey, Before we
get into that. This is a torn achilles tended.
Speaker 1 (28:55):
See, this is how you used to teach kids in
the old days. You take that. Until you can use
these crutches properly, put him up where you hit your
mother in the head with him, You're not gonna get
him back.
Speaker 2 (29:04):
Yeah me, Wait from the twenties. Do you go to
school in nineteen twenty two? Hey bob, Hey, Hey, hey bob.
Speaker 1 (29:10):
Until you can use these cutches correctly, you're not gonna
get him hit your mother in the head with all
his accidentally, I don't care.
Speaker 2 (29:15):
I'm going to push the terrifier story till later on
in the show. The terrifier is fantastic.
Speaker 1 (29:20):
Yeah, so the first one, it was so weird. Great, Yes,
well he cuts that poor girl in half from the
you know what, I.
Speaker 2 (29:29):
Was like, No, I screamed through that. I was like, no, no, no, no, no. Yeah.
Of all the things to do one of them, oh
my god, I mean the last thing I do to
one of those things.
Speaker 1 (29:40):
The thing that he has no like, he doesn't say anything,
and he's he's because clown's. Clowns don't talk.
Speaker 2 (29:47):
That's mascots.
Speaker 1 (29:48):
No, that's mascotsmes mindes and mascots don't talk.
Speaker 2 (29:53):
You sure, mascots don't talk.
Speaker 1 (29:55):
Some people wish we were mimes or mass or mascots.
Speaker 2 (30:00):
We should book a minment on the show.
Speaker 1 (30:02):
I'm not giving you your crutches back.
Speaker 2 (30:04):
I need them. We're gonna have to do a restroom break.
Speaker 1 (30:07):
Well, where's your bucket?
Speaker 2 (30:09):
Send the jeep? Can you go? John?
Speaker 1 (30:10):
No, No, we go get my bucket. Don't get his
poop bucket?
Speaker 2 (30:14):
There it is. All I wanted to do was take
a wee wi in I didn't have my crutches or
my bucket. Luckily I had my phone to call my
mom and tell her I wanted to make a wee
wi before the w W two veteran got in here,
so we could talk about.
Speaker 1 (30:34):
Just take your stupid.
Speaker 2 (30:38):
Thanks, thank you closer, closer, there you go? Thank you? Now?
Was that so hard? Fellas? Even though I don't want
to say them on my deathback because I don't want
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with integrity. I got a little. Even though I'm on
my deathbed, I still want You're not on you You're
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Speaker 2 (32:35):
Oh crap, I forgot my phone.
Speaker 1 (32:40):
I was asked to jump out of a plane once
with the Golden Knights, and uh, I said no, no,
thank you.
Speaker 2 (32:48):
I was. It wasn't one with the Golden Knights. It
was just hey, I want to go. As well as
on the Morning show.
Speaker 1 (32:53):
You did it with those two hippies, the stoner guys. Yeah,
I would not jump out of a plane with some hippies.
Speaker 2 (32:58):
Well it's weird because, uh, the plane was so crappy. Well,
first of all, it didn't have seats and it had
just like.
Speaker 1 (33:06):
Aluminum and there was no door.
Speaker 2 (33:08):
There's no door, okay. And so to get to we
jumped to ten thousand feet and to get there they
had a zigzag. Yeah, exact like that. And the whole
time I'm away, I'm back as far as away from
that damn door as I can get because it's slick.
What do you call there? It yeah, like slick. Even
though I got a parachute, arms still don't want to
(33:30):
fall out, So I say, hey, can't believe we're getting
ready jump out of a perfectly good airplane. And one
of the guys next to me said, who said, this
is a perfectly good airplane. But it was a rush
and it was awesome. Uh yeah, But after one time,
I said, that's enough for me. The guy that we're
going to talk to after the news, lease myth. Yeah,
one hundred year old World War Two veteran. He just
(33:53):
jumped out of an airplane for his hundredth birthday. He's
more brave than I am. But for sure, well that
like that's somethinglishment. But the guy started doing this on
his birthday at ninety seven.
Speaker 1 (34:06):
Interesting guy, this guy, Yeah, yeah, yeah, uh yeah, we'll
talk to him. It's always good. Jeff Toki's with uh
with uh bluegrass honor bluegrass and he had a record
number of people last time with your at the airport.
It was it was incredible. So we'll talk to him
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if instead of going by and getting the MRI on
my eyeballs, you know, if I could have just stuck
it in their machine. I don't know.
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then we talk to a WW two veteran one hundred
years old, Lee Smith, and he's terrific. It's on the
way News radioa forty whas
Because they had the lights off. Dude, he's hobbling in.
Now he's got he's got his he's got new crutches,
and he's trying to turn the lights up, but he
can't figure it out. So now he's got his access
key card in his mouth. He's trying to figure out
what button. There you go, big boy, he's hobbling in
(00:20):
day whatever of Dwight's achilles. Heel welcome in news radio
eight forty whas when you said I'll be walking in
one minute before the show starts, You're exactly right. You
were right there, buddy, and I'm proud of you. I
went to look for you in the parking lot. I
couldn't see the cowbo mobile, so you did. Now he's
(00:41):
got stuff in his mouth.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
All right.
Speaker 1 (00:42):
We were brought to you by the Kentucky Office of
Highway Safety. Never drive when you have a blown achilles. Yeah,
look at him. There you go, guess.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
Wall just by the way.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
Since we're gonna wait until he gets uh.
Speaker 3 (00:59):
Was it all is driving leg or foot one?
Speaker 2 (01:03):
No?
Speaker 1 (01:03):
But he drives us. I think it's an automatic. Ka Okay,
I don't. I don't know if they make a stick
shifts anymore. But the story that we just heard in
the news. Your first reaction was that's kind of gross.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
And Miss Sidney Sweeney she has a smoke show, but
the fact that they are selling her bathwater scent as
a soap or.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
Something like that.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
So she said, we're gonna take her dirty bathwater and
infuse it in a soap.
Speaker 3 (01:30):
And I was like, what, like, are people that horned
up for Sidney Sweeney?
Speaker 2 (01:37):
They're going to buy that?
Speaker 1 (01:38):
Yeah, I told you that. That's why I said, with
the auction of dirty dancing and what did they lead
with her shorts? I mean, because they're all just dirty,
dirty nasty boys out there. Dirty bathwater infuse soap. That's gross.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
Good luck.
Speaker 3 (01:56):
Oh, I'm sure it'll sell out. Oh definitely, I'm sure
it'll sell out. This isn't seen as I mean, I
guess it's because it's with her consent, sexual harassment.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
She's a trip.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
Is she good actress or she just hot?
Speaker 3 (02:09):
I think it's probably a combination of both, kind of
like Megan Fox from ten years ago, whenever she was
in every.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
Movie, way better actress than she should have been, right, Yes,
for sure. Yeah, Hey, buddy, and I left my phone
in the car, we'll.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
Go get it.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
So can we get a nurse just to follow you
around or something?
Speaker 2 (02:27):
Have you ever had one of those days where absolutely
nothing goes right? Selling Fred Durst, I'm having four of
them right now. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
Yeah, it's been a tough morning. Yeah, but you're here
and you made it, buddy, I made it.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
So Welcome to Monday. Only four more of these things
to go after this one.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
Yeah, all right, Well remind you this Saturday. Saint Matthew's
turned seventy five, June seventh at Brown Park. They have
a lineup of bands all day. It's like the concert
that never was. We have a Beatles band, we have
a huge Huey Lewis in the News band. We have
a Van Morrison band, we have Sheryl Rouse. All that happening.
(03:06):
Please come on out noon till ten, Brown Park. Saint
Matthew's turns seventy five. I see you upgraded yours your
crutches from nineteen eighty four wooden ones sew to aluminum.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
Well, the ones that sow okay, the ones that I
use then they were the only ones that we had
access to. Sure, when my wife was fifteen years old
forty years ago, you know high school, she did something
where she had to wear a cast. Yeah, and they
were her crutches, so all the way up the top
(03:40):
they were still like six inches too short. They were
dry rotted. So I got these twenty two bucks. Not bad, right, No.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
I guess so I have no idea how priced crutches.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
We'll find anything like most of them. Most of them
they were like forty five and fifteen garantee, and I
saw one that was twenty two. I'm like, what's the difference? Yeah,
nothing I got unless I find out soon, you know, well,
uh not meant to use as crutches.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
You don't know until you need them, Right, until you
need them, you're like, I want your crutches.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
All right.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
Chaos in the Highlands. Who could have predicted this? What
chaos in the Highlands? Part I don't want to say
part do because this has been going on for a while,
not to this level. But Dwight has something dumb that
he says all the time. Instead of saying noster dummas.
Oh no, now you got me saying its noster duma. Yeah.
(04:34):
I can't even say it right now because you for
thirty years you've been saying ster dumbass.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
Oh, oh my god, you have rotted my brain.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
Who could have predicted Oh we did, We told you.
Six years ago, the people that own all the businesses
in the Highlands met with Greg Fisher, the mayor, and
then the police chief. We remember this story because we
covered it well the days following the meeting, because the
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business owner said, you have to do something. Crime is
out of control and sometimes we have to close our
businesses at two pm because crime is out of control.
And the mayor looked at him and said, you're you're lying,
you're making it up. Actually crime is down. And most
of the businesses owners that weren't so upset, the other
(05:29):
ones were laughing, going, you cannot be serious. It started that,
it started then, No, it started well before then.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
And he said, yes I am, and don't call me serious.
There you go, oh no, that's surely so.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
Yeah, this has been going on for a long time
and it's and how many people you know in the
Highlands said, yeah, I finally had to leave. I finally
I couldn't My kids could not be drawing on their
you know, you know, kids take the chalk and they
draw stuff on the sidewalk. They're like, look, my kids
go out there to draw on the sidewalk in the Highlands.
I spend a lot of money on my house and
(06:04):
you know there's there's a heroin out of gasking for
three bucks.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
Or what or just needles hang it out.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
Yeah, yeah, no for sure. So this is all this is.
It's all tied together. So then now it's just turned
into a party at two in the morning, three in
the morning, which and we told you last year close
the bars at two? What about bartenders get another job?
I don't go somewhere else. It's how much money are
you making between two and four.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
I don't have the information in front of me, so
I don't I don't actually know which political party the
Highland leans towards.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
But such a jerk.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
My advice, I wish I had this information. My advice
would be keep voting for whatever political party you're voting for,
because eventually it's going to turn around, So don't lose fate.
Just keep voting for that whatever party was. I wish
I had this info.
Speaker 1 (06:59):
Damn, I will ask this when our when there was
a party that maybe I was talked into and dragged
to in the eighties or the nineties, that's horrible. Right,
it's like you're going. You don't have a choice. I
don't want to go. I want to study, I want
to I want to go to youth group and talk
about the Bible. And I don't want to go to
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your stupid party. They would drag me to some of
these parties, right, I mean I I.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
Okay, because you ran with a tough crew at Trinity.
Speaker 1 (07:30):
So but at these parties if it got out of control,
what would show up police? The patty wagon? What happened
to the patty wagon?
Speaker 2 (07:42):
That's an insensitive term?
Speaker 1 (07:43):
Well it is. Why what's paddy mean?
Speaker 2 (07:47):
It's a patty slang Irish word, is it it is?
Speaker 1 (07:50):
I don't think the Irish care.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
No Irish Probably they don't care, right because nobody brawls
like us last day, and they would.
Speaker 1 (08:01):
And here's what the police would do at the time,
because I know, I get it. Uh everybody sees everybody
these days, so I guess you can't do it. But
at the time, when you saw the paddy wagon, it
was time to go because they would just throw you
in the back of this van. But without they you
weren't doing anything. You would just go who there, he
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goes back in there. They'd fill this thing and then
another paddy wagon would come right behind it if there
was more to throw in. But most of the time,
after the first paddy wagon and twelve people got thrown
in the back of that, everyone scattered.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
That's what I tried to scatter when it shows up.
But yeah, those times are not as quick some of us,
or fat children who smoke and are not what you
might call athletic.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
Sir. I did not even want to go to this party, sir. No,
I don't belong in your paddy wagon.
Speaker 2 (08:52):
There's a joint in your hand, young man. Yeah, I was.
Speaker 3 (08:54):
Bringing it to you as evidence.
Speaker 2 (08:57):
Here you go, Officer Frederickson, thank you, sir.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
Uh. They're going to have to do something. And this
is what happens until it's because last year, remember it
was the big discussion in everyone getting honest because I
was the one that say close it to and people
are like, you have no idea how much money they
make between two and four And I'm like, okay, but
what if what if it gets out of control? You
won't have a business at all. And guess what, that's
(09:22):
where you are. Because there is going to be an
issue to where people stop going there at night, I guess,
or during the day whatever.
Speaker 2 (09:31):
I would say. We've already entered those waters. So I've
talked to some utes. Yeah, and this when I going
to Highlands.
Speaker 1 (09:41):
No, no, that's that. I guess that's coming from them.
To who's o them?
Speaker 2 (09:47):
The kids? Are they? They thems? I said, that's coming
from them, the kids them? Yeah, oh no, uh, they
are even more advanced than they them.
Speaker 1 (09:58):
Oh well it's the High Islands. Yeah. Islands invented pink
hair and a nose ring.
Speaker 2 (10:03):
And see if you if you dye your hair purple,
you're unique because nobody else does that. You stand out.
Speaker 1 (10:11):
All right, John, You're gonna have to help us out.
Speaker 2 (10:14):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (10:16):
I watched the director of one of the series on
Netflix the other day. I like this show, but it's
starting to bore me. But they showed her and she
has one of those it's not a classy little diamond
ring like in your nose, which I couldn't have one
because it would feel like I had a something up there, right,
So she had like the bull ring that goes in
(10:39):
out the other side.
Speaker 3 (10:40):
Yeah, yeah, I.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
Here's the thing. And I'm gonna ask you, and you
tell me the truth. Okay, I'm fifty six years old.
Speaker 2 (10:49):
I can't what huh what it's kind of cold good
sixty eight, that's wow.
Speaker 1 (10:55):
Yeah, So I I can't take anyone serious that is
talking to me with that bull thing through their nose.
I'm sorry. She started to talk and I went, I'm out.
I don't take anything she says seriously. Any person that talk,
I can't. Am I am I just old. You could
tell me, just say, yeah, dude.
Speaker 2 (11:12):
You're old.
Speaker 3 (11:13):
I'll say a couple things. I think it's it's unattractive.
A I don't think. I don't think nose rings as
a whole or unattractive. But the style they're talking about,
I think depending on if I knew the person or
not ahead of time, I could maybe take them seriously.
But if it's a total stranger, absolutely not.
Speaker 1 (11:35):
I can't. I can't take you seriously. And then if
you're doing an interview to explain how you directed this episode,
everybody's focusing on it.
Speaker 3 (11:47):
I have a bull nose, right, That's what she's really saying.
Speaker 1 (11:49):
And again we differentiated the little classy diamond ring, which
I think is kind of cute and nice, but that
bull ring thing, especially if it's kind of long, because
her was kind of long.
Speaker 2 (12:00):
And had like, you know, to grab it.
Speaker 1 (12:02):
You were just like, can you please take that out?
Speaker 2 (12:05):
I can't. Well, see I've got something. I've got something
called a Prince Albert, but it's here, it's way down.
Speaker 1 (12:11):
Yeah, we know you act like somebody. Everybody hasn't seen
it here, so gross.
Speaker 2 (12:19):
You're gross gross as only me and my wife are
the ones to get to see that. Yeah, sure, or
people that text periodically. Uh, John Auden, you have a
picture you might want to open up here in a minute.
Speaker 1 (12:31):
By the way, Okay, I mean I'm you know, I'm
sometimes can be a little prude, prude.
Speaker 2 (12:39):
I could be a jerk. You're approved.
Speaker 1 (12:40):
I could be a jerkrude. I don't think of a prude,
but I think most people. If you wear that bull
ring thing, I'm not hiring you. If i'm if I,
if I own a business, I'm not hiring you. Unless
you're less you're really overqualified and will help my business.
But for the most part, if it's a push, I'm
hiring the other person without a bull ring thing.
Speaker 2 (12:59):
I'm sorry, I'm old. Doesn't it just seem like something
that could go horribly wrong.
Speaker 1 (13:04):
Yes, you know what I mean. Get it caught on something?
Speaker 3 (13:07):
Yeah, it's in the new Final Destination movie where the
guy gets pull all the way up from like a
chain that attaches to it.
Speaker 2 (13:15):
And then he.
Speaker 3 (13:16):
Falls down and the floor's on fire.
Speaker 2 (13:18):
Oh man, hang on, hang on a second, cause that
note to self cancel tickets to Final Destination.
Speaker 1 (13:25):
Wouldn't it wouldn't that thing get caught on every time
you took your shirt off, or your or your sweater
off or something.
Speaker 2 (13:31):
It gets it would snack sweater. Well, listen, what about
when you sneeze? It's gross? W stuff get on there
like maybe dry you kind of you know about.
Speaker 1 (13:42):
It, kind of like you got some thing on your
bull ring.
Speaker 2 (13:45):
Oh I'm calling it a bull ring.
Speaker 1 (13:48):
Ah his his his crusch fell on his achilles. Heel suffer, suffer.
I want suffer, buddy.
Speaker 3 (14:05):
He learns this from Limmy.
Speaker 1 (14:07):
There's no there's no true there's no true growth unless
it's through pain.
Speaker 2 (14:12):
You know what they say? What no pain, no pain?
Speaker 1 (14:15):
That's not what they say.
Speaker 2 (14:16):
Oh so the Highlands, you get what you get.
Speaker 1 (14:22):
What you vote for, you get what you Oh no,
we'll keep ours up until four because go ahead, mind
all the stories that everything bad happens always after two.
It's always after two, So good luck, have fun until
you all decide to take care of business. This is
what's gonna happen, so you eccusually ramped up. Okay, they
(14:46):
tried to call it a cute little name this morning.
It was a street takeover? Is that what it was?
Like a They made it sound like like there was
dancing and like there was a band and everybody broke
out in dancing and you know, like it's West Side
story or you know, a mariachi band came out and
everybody was doing the everybody was dancing together in dresses
(15:07):
and whatever.
Speaker 2 (15:08):
Stop.
Speaker 1 (15:08):
It was a street takeover, no, no, oh, yeah, it
was a street takeover. Yeah yeah, yeah, but they were
damn it. They were fighting. They tried, they tried to
get a security guard's weapon, and then a off duty
police officer had to intervene. So yeah, just a bunch
of rambuncious kids. Good luck. Won't be going to the
(15:31):
highlands after ten o'clock, more like the lowlands nine o'clock.
Speaker 2 (15:36):
What's nine o'clock? What time? What time?
Speaker 1 (15:38):
Am I not going to the highlands nine twelve?
Speaker 2 (15:43):
Well, why there's such convenient parking and all the businesses.
Speaker 1 (15:47):
I love the Highlands.
Speaker 2 (15:49):
Say, okay, what's the capacity on your restaurant? Uh? Fifteen, Okay,
you're gonna need. You're gonna need at least four parking spots.
Speaker 1 (15:58):
Spend every weekend there, here's your per well. And by
the way, you know what replaced Phoenixville Tavern condominiums. Really
cool Condominians with all those businesses in the bottom. That's
kind of cool because you have pizza joints and laundry
match and all that in in your condo building. That's
pretty cool. It's been sold nine times. Wonder why has
(16:18):
it really? Yeah, it's been open nine years, sold nine times. Huh,
So I wonder how's that going? Islands? All right, So
how was your weekend? Buddy with your achilles? And more importantly,
I was Susan doing Susan god lover managing this.
Speaker 2 (16:36):
I joke you know about, Hey, my wife cuts the grass,
cleans the gun, or it's jokes. She had to cut
the grass.
Speaker 1 (16:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (16:43):
I felt so horrible. I felt useless. I was sitting
on the cast, but I thought she insisted. I said, look,
I'm gonna call some kid, have him come over. He'll
cut the grass, summer job whatever. She said, No, let
me at least, you know, I'll cut it for a
little while. She's cuts the frat yard. My buddy Bobby
Eaton goes on a walk at Caesar and clicks a
(17:05):
picture of it, sends it to me and goes never
been more ashamed of you in my wife.
Speaker 1 (17:12):
But but you know, women do not look natural cutting
the grass.
Speaker 2 (17:17):
Why just I don't want to. I don't want my way.
Speaker 1 (17:19):
They do that elbows up and then they do that
and they do that big step pushing thing, and you're
just like you go, all right, I stop, stop, I
got it.
Speaker 2 (17:28):
Stop. But Susan does it a raikini to try and
get son, and all the neighbors come out and the
old men with their lawn chairs, and it's a whole thing.
You know, I was gonna avoid it.
Speaker 1 (17:38):
Okay, So John, real quick, how was your weekend?
Speaker 3 (17:41):
Good weekend, nothing super fun to report, but hey, Nick,
coffee's here in the morning, so that was something look forward.
Speaker 1 (17:47):
To listen to. Great job.
Speaker 2 (17:48):
And how is your weekend? He just we just asked,
so your week.
Speaker 1 (17:52):
Oh I'm sorry, no one ever asks I was surprised.
Speaker 2 (17:57):
Well, how was your weekend.
Speaker 1 (17:58):
He was good.
Speaker 2 (17:58):
I'm sorry, Tony, we're out of time.
Speaker 1 (18:00):
Oh see there you're going here.
Speaker 2 (18:03):
I knew it.
Speaker 1 (18:03):
BK Plumbing Supply, John Bergen, it's his name. He sells,
John sells toilets, John for the John called John John.
Speaker 2 (18:14):
When I say the John, I mean the freaking John
babies who uh.
Speaker 1 (18:19):
The Toto seven, the Nexus seven. This thing is next level.
It is a toilet. You need an electrician and the
plumber to show up at the same time, and BK
Plumbing Supply takes care of that. Seal team approved. Don't
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attach the lid and then walk away. This is an
entire so it's got lights, It sanitizes itself. It is
the greatest toilet in the history of man. Hands down,
the Toto Nexus toilet. It's a beddet It also has
a dryer, so you hit button and he goes down there.
(19:06):
Oh my, that's exactly what it sounds like. Okay, and
it blows everything down there.
Speaker 2 (19:14):
Total hand me. It blows.
Speaker 1 (19:19):
Go to BK Plumbing Supply dot com or call Amy
or John at four nine fifty nine hundred back after this.
Speaker 2 (19:26):
Not always almost to day man, Oh, I'm sorry, Yes,
it is joke of the day. Skip it.
Speaker 1 (19:32):
No, no, it already feels like the mid Show with this.
Speaker 2 (19:36):
Hey, fellas crawl crawling in here? Your mom is so fat?
How fat? When she skips? The stock market dips because
she's fat?
Speaker 1 (19:49):
I don't get it back after this on news radio
eight forty. What's that thing you to do with the
stock market? Okay, news radio eight forty, I don't get it.
Use radioaate forty w hs.
Speaker 2 (20:05):
Hey, look at me, I'm riding on my mule.
Speaker 1 (20:07):
Hello, my friend, you like to go to the islands
at two in the morning. Sure, come with me, my friend. Yes,
that's a good time. Now.
Speaker 2 (20:17):
Is the bars and restaurants open down there, sir? Yes
it is? And do we got both got a ride
on these burrows, which means donkey.
Speaker 1 (20:26):
The bill roll will take us to happiness.
Speaker 2 (20:28):
Remember I told you how everything that could go wrong
today has Yes, the very last thing that went wrong. Oh,
by the way, John, thanks for going after my jeep
and getting my car.
Speaker 1 (20:41):
Not a problem, John, How is it possible you can
know it is his jeep?
Speaker 3 (20:48):
First of all, saw the cabo license. I knew that
the moment I opened the door. I was going to
see the tobacco things.
Speaker 2 (20:56):
Yeah, I was gonna ask you, does in the interior
looked just like the interior You would see it a
carl cast for a custom adow show. It's see, when
you see something like my jeep, the interior is what
you call cherry.
Speaker 1 (21:10):
When he trades it in, it is not advantageous for
the car for a bird. For them to say this
used to be dright with so cheap, they were like, oh.
Speaker 2 (21:19):
So when I when I went to Craig and Landers
to buy this jeep, you know, I traded in my
pickup truck all right. Pickup truck was the exact same
as my jeep, only it had gone on for ten years,
not five years like I had this. So they looked
at it and they said, they said, we can't give
(21:39):
you anything for this, but we will pay you five
grand to get it off our freaking lot. I said, okay,
that's thank you, Jimmy Smith. No, but anyway, what I
was talking about is one of the very last things
that went wrong before I left the house boughty. Uh.
You know, I got to carry all this crap about crutches,
you know. Yeah. No, And so instead of my briefcase,
(22:04):
I bought a twenty two dollars backpack and I thought, well,
I'll put sput Nick in the backpack, big backpack. Yeah,
and so I put my backpack on, I put my
gigantic leash belt box on, all this crap. I go
out to the jeep. I open up the back and
I flip the backpack over to put it in the jeep,
and spot Nick fell out on the concrete. A big
(22:25):
chunk of plastic came off. Yeah. And now it's like
real dim and I don't know how to make it brighter,
you know. Sh'm like me so I can barely read
my notes, but I will.
Speaker 1 (22:36):
We We should have somebody with the violin just follow
you around.
Speaker 2 (22:40):
Play it everything my crutches could get stuck on this morning.
They did everything my belt loop could get stuck on.
It did.
Speaker 1 (22:49):
It's all about him show up every morning, hudd love
what happened to me? This?
Speaker 2 (22:55):
Here we go?
Speaker 1 (22:56):
Could you just wanna here's We should just start the
show with what happened to Dwight?
Speaker 2 (23:03):
Get in the shower and soap got somewhere where it
shootn't gotten in your eyes, no pie ho and it hurts.
Oh boy, it still burns. There's nothing you can do right.
Speaker 1 (23:17):
Just start with this music every morning and he can
he can do his It's all about me, Dwight. I
don't care about the lead stories. We're gonna talk about
what happened to me. And we're in my Achilles heel
and the struggle that is bringing all of his food
and containers and his coffee mugs and his water mug,
and his phone and his laptop that weighs forty seven
(23:41):
pounds or he do it?
Speaker 2 (23:42):
What for you? Forty eight pounds? And then the struggles
that he has every day, and then that stupid coffee maker. Yeah,
you're gonna work all morning, just fine for Susan. But
when I finally hobbled down like a brave warrior and
take those stairs down to the lower level to get
(24:05):
my coffee, then you're gonna see, eh, you gotta de
skew me. You gotta de skeuw me. What Hell's that
even made? D scale You smell coffee for the kid?
Speaker 1 (24:16):
I will say this, I don't think you're the type
of person because you can't see whatever they there was
no surgery. They just put the cast on so we
can heal. I will say the people on Facebook that
take their bandages off and they show the four hundred
stitches that it took to stitch up your leg and
(24:37):
it's all gnarly and has like medicine on it, and
there's blood and big fat stitches. It's like and they're like, Hey,
who's happening to do great? Thanks for sharing that. I
appreciate that.
Speaker 2 (24:49):
Like I have many things. I have many, many things
on me that are ugly. Yeah, and I've shared pictures.
I've shared pictures of some of those. But some people
don't know, like certain things on them are ugly, like
guys with feet and they have these long, thick, yellow
freeedo toes. Okay, that's gross, and they'll take a picture
(25:10):
of it. They'll put it on face, but they go, oh,
my goshup my toe, look at this thing.
Speaker 1 (25:15):
I saw a video the other day speaking of Facebook,
and it was the David Letterman Show and talk about
Bigger than Life. They said top ten in every show.
Did they do it at the beginning or the end? I
can't remember.
Speaker 2 (25:29):
It was like Midway.
Speaker 1 (25:30):
Okay, well I couldn't get that wrong.
Speaker 2 (25:32):
So wait, so it might have been after the Model.
I can't remember.
Speaker 1 (25:36):
So they John, this was the biggest thing. I mean,
it was huge. They would go literally they would do
so they'd have a guess from the Sopranos and they
would go top ten things never heard on the Sopranos,
and then they would have that list.
Speaker 2 (25:51):
And they were all funny, and they were all funny.
Speaker 1 (25:53):
Well that's what happens when you have twenty five comedy
writers and they have an entire day to come up
with ten things that were never said on on whatever
credit to them, they were always funny.
Speaker 2 (26:02):
And think about this though they did it every night,
that's five list a week.
Speaker 1 (26:07):
It got so big, John that people talked about it
the next day, like if you went to work, like
I was working at QMF, we would go to work
and we talked about the top ten list. It was
just a huge thing. I mean I compare two probably
the top plays of the day for ESPN to where
it was just a phenomenon. And then I saw that
video and I was like, oh, that's right. That was
a big deal.
Speaker 2 (26:27):
Letterman wasn't as big as The Magic Johnson Show, well
or the Chevy Chase Show, but he was a close third. Sure,
let's keep it on entertainment, man, Ooky, because you and
I are both gonna like this. I'm akes us to
find out. I think John probably likes this movie too,
but or at least the genre.
Speaker 1 (26:46):
I told you about, leelew and stitch Man huge.
Speaker 3 (26:51):
We don't need live action remakes of cartoon movies.
Speaker 1 (26:54):
It's the only live action version of their cartoons that
has done well. It's six hundred million.
Speaker 2 (27:02):
Was there ever live action done on the Flintstones? Yes?
Was Betty Rebel hot? I don't remember because I always
saw it was a cartoon, so she was one of
the hardest. I thought she was way hotter than Wilma.
Speaker 1 (27:16):
Thanks. Can you talk about your movie?
Speaker 2 (27:18):
Please? You me talk. You don't want me to rate
sections of cartoon ladies. Hey, look at that? Look at
that outside the window. Right now? We got a World
War two after we getting ready to join it? All right,
I'll be curious to find out if John Auden is
are you Are you a fan of the Terrifier.
Speaker 3 (27:34):
I'm not seeing any of the movies, but the idea
of him intrigues me if that makes sense.
Speaker 2 (27:39):
So are you a horror film?
Speaker 3 (27:41):
I like certain ones, like I mentioned the Final Destination
stuff earlier. I like the Saw movies. I kind of
like the don I don't like spooky horror. I kind
of like the gros Body horror type stuff.
Speaker 2 (27:51):
Oh, John, you've moved a little pushing buttons this morning,
we will push your You want to play a game?
Uh so, okay? The frightener not terrified of them.
Speaker 1 (28:04):
The jugglers here, simple, you put your crutches somewhere, then
they're not gonna fall on every dark break.
Speaker 2 (28:13):
Oh di, my crutches fall garin boy, somebody gets a
little touchy when their coffee gets knocked over? Are you okay? No, no, no, no,
no no. I can't get out of the seat now,
not getting these. I can wheel run, man, you will
get these. I can wheel over there. There's a hundred
(28:36):
year old World War two veteran coming in here. I
dare you to complain when he gets in here. I
dare you. He's one hundred years old and he just
jumped out of an airplane.
Speaker 1 (28:45):
I know you were like me, coaches bag.
Speaker 2 (28:51):
You're in the World War Two. Huh hey, Before we
get into that. This is a torn achilles tended.
Speaker 1 (28:55):
See, this is how you used to teach kids in
the old days. You take that. Until you can use
these crutches properly, put him up where you hit your
mother in the head with him, You're not gonna get
him back.
Speaker 2 (29:04):
Yeah me, Wait from the twenties. Do you go to
school in nineteen twenty two? Hey bob, Hey, Hey, hey bob.
Speaker 1 (29:10):
Until you can use these cutches correctly, you're not gonna
get him hit your mother in the head with all
his accidentally, I don't care.
Speaker 2 (29:15):
I'm going to push the terrifier story till later on
in the show. The terrifier is fantastic.
Speaker 1 (29:20):
Yeah, so the first one, it was so weird. Great, Yes,
well he cuts that poor girl in half from the
you know what, I.
Speaker 2 (29:29):
Was like, No, I screamed through that. I was like, no, no, no, no, no. Yeah.
Of all the things to do one of them, oh
my god, I mean the last thing I do to
one of those things.
Speaker 1 (29:40):
The thing that he has no like, he doesn't say anything,
and he's he's because clown's. Clowns don't talk.
Speaker 2 (29:47):
That's mascots.
Speaker 1 (29:48):
No, that's mascotsmes mindes and mascots don't talk.
Speaker 2 (29:53):
You sure, mascots don't talk.
Speaker 1 (29:55):
Some people wish we were mimes or mass or mascots.
Speaker 2 (30:00):
We should book a minment on the show.
Speaker 1 (30:02):
I'm not giving you your crutches back.
Speaker 2 (30:04):
I need them. We're gonna have to do a restroom break.
Speaker 1 (30:07):
Well, where's your bucket?
Speaker 2 (30:09):
Send the jeep? Can you go? John?
Speaker 1 (30:10):
No, No, we go get my bucket. Don't get his
poop bucket?
Speaker 2 (30:14):
There it is. All I wanted to do was take
a wee wi in I didn't have my crutches or
my bucket. Luckily I had my phone to call my
mom and tell her I wanted to make a wee
wi before the w W two veteran got in here,
so we could talk about.
Speaker 1 (30:34):
Just take your stupid.
Speaker 2 (30:38):
Thanks, thank you closer, closer, there you go? Thank you? Now?
Was that so hard? Fellas? Even though I don't want
to say them on my deathback because I don't want
(30:59):
to scare you. But then again, I am a journalist
with integrity. I got a little. Even though I'm on
my deathbed, I still want You're not on you You're
not on your deathbed? What are you doing here?
Speaker 3 (31:15):
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Speaker 2 (32:35):
Oh crap, I forgot my phone.
Speaker 1 (32:40):
I was asked to jump out of a plane once
with the Golden Knights, and uh, I said no, no,
thank you.
Speaker 2 (32:48):
I was. It wasn't one with the Golden Knights. It
was just hey, I want to go. As well as
on the Morning show.
Speaker 1 (32:53):
You did it with those two hippies, the stoner guys. Yeah,
I would not jump out of a plane with some hippies.
Speaker 2 (32:58):
Well it's weird because, uh, the plane was so crappy. Well,
first of all, it didn't have seats and it had
just like.
Speaker 1 (33:06):
Aluminum and there was no door.
Speaker 2 (33:08):
There's no door, okay. And so to get to we
jumped to ten thousand feet and to get there they
had a zigzag. Yeah, exact like that. And the whole
time I'm away, I'm back as far as away from
that damn door as I can get because it's slick.
What do you call there? It yeah, like slick. Even
though I got a parachute, arms still don't want to
(33:30):
fall out, So I say, hey, can't believe we're getting
ready jump out of a perfectly good airplane. And one
of the guys next to me said, who said, this
is a perfectly good airplane. But it was a rush
and it was awesome. Uh yeah, But after one time,
I said, that's enough for me. The guy that we're
going to talk to after the news, lease myth. Yeah,
one hundred year old World War Two veteran. He just
(33:53):
jumped out of an airplane for his hundredth birthday. He's
more brave than I am. But for sure, well that
like that's somethinglishment. But the guy started doing this on
his birthday at ninety seven.
Speaker 1 (34:06):
Interesting guy, this guy, Yeah, yeah, yeah, uh yeah, we'll
talk to him. It's always good. Jeff Toki's with uh
with uh bluegrass honor bluegrass and he had a record
number of people last time with your at the airport.
It was it was incredible. So we'll talk to him
when we get back. Our number one is in the books.
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(34:28):
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Speaker 2 (34:44):
They're gonna what I got an idea. What I wonder
if instead of going by and getting the MRI on
my eyeballs, you know, if I could have just stuck
it in their machine. I don't know.
Speaker 1 (34:56):
Maybe it takes four seconds on each eyeball. So we'll
figure out how much your achilles heel would cost. All right,
so and here's the deal. So then you see the doctor,
and then you talk to the folks that if you
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Speaker 2 (35:13):
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just because of my achilles tend to being torn, but
five weeks in a cast. That means when the wife
gets in the Southern covered hot tub, I just get
to sit at the bar and watch her enjoy those
relaxing jets that take you away from all the pressure
of the day. Look, you want a vacation in your
(35:33):
own backyard. You got one with Southern covered hot tub.
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