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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Yeah, I was going over there to pot them. I
was getting out of my crutches to go over there
and pot up the mic.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
I was talking to our new morning show host, Nick
Coffee is more important than you. I mean, I leave
that last part output.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
Well say that again.
Speaker 3 (00:15):
You do?
Speaker 2 (00:15):
What's talking to the new morning show host Nick Coffee?
Speaker 1 (00:18):
Oh my gosh, I feel like an idiot. Why say Nick?
I've been calling him dick for years? Is it? Nick?
It's not dick.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
It's okay, k that for years? Also, all right, that's
where I got it from.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
Hey, go to social media friend of the show and
Army veteran Kevin Clark. Going back to uh Lee Smith,
he says, yes, I went to UH I went to
the US Army rigger school in nineteen seventy nine. We
were talking about rigging in the parachute and he says,
in the US military rig packers pre important job of
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all parish personal cargo, free fall jacktion, sees, et cetera.
All of these riggers are required to jump on their
personal shoot they packed at random.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
Yeah, that's great. I'm a great way to do that, right. Yeah,
Because here's the thing, John, I don't want Dwight packing
my parachute.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
Nope, I wouldn't want that either.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
No matter of fact, there are very few people in
this building I would want to pack my parachute.
Speaker 3 (01:27):
All you have to do is looking as jeep like
I did earlier.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
Yeah. Pretty bad.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
It's pretty bad, Senator Aaron Reid, in response to we
were trying to find out who the bad guys were
on Star Trek, he said, cling ons And to that,
Senator and Reid, I say, I never did the store. Oh,
by the way, we heard the stones on the way
in the reason we played the stones is it would
have been Charlie Watt's eighty fourth birthday.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
Yay today? All right, man, whatever you do it, dude,
Charlie who you know?
Speaker 1 (02:02):
I cry out of bed. Most people with his injury
wouldn't have survived. That's coming straight. That is coming straight
from doctor Ellis himself, from Ellison. Bobenhausen help me, Lord
says It'm right here. It's this is from doctor Ellis.
He says, where are my sad music go?
Speaker 2 (02:25):
I'm telling you, John, you don't know what we're in for.
Did I not predict this last week? I said this
is going to be awful for all of us, poor Susan.
I looked at her on Friday, and she goes, you
have no idea. She goes, the way you're describing it
is five percent of my Hell.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
These are not my words. These are doctor Ellis's patient witting.
That's me. I'm patient witting. Yeah. Displays an injury so
severe that it has us. Not only us, it says
not only U, sorry, miss, not only us, but the
entire international medical community perplexed.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
Doctor Ellis himself goes on and he says, had this
happen with any other individual, they would have been dead
on the spot. Yeah, we will try to repair mister
Whitten with the best hopes possible. If anyone can do it,
he can. And then doctor Bodenhouse and chimes in and
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he says, in our quote.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
He's just wrinkling range of this is this is this
is the man that's the news departments.
Speaker 4 (03:41):
This is on. Well, you listen to Buttonhouse in letterhead
Man and it's and then so after doctor Allis, uh
says that doctor Boalten heus and he goes, Uh, I
concur with my colleague.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
So that is that is doctor talk. Yeah, I believe you.
All right, this is Crusade week Saturday and Sunday will
be live locking it and hear news Radio eight forty
WHAS and our sister crusade station WHAS eleven. Terry and
I will be there. He'll be there for the whole weekend.
I would be there Sunday morning on the first shift
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down at the studio. Can't wait. I love doing Crusade.
If you see the fire trucks or whatever, if you
want to give do that. If your business has a
half matching or a matching, do that. The Crusade is
so important to all the kids and the folks here
in the city. It's the one I really there's several
I really really believe in, and that one's number one
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on top chaos in the highway.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
Wait, speaking of a crusade for children at South end
Dixie Highway. PRP, you know what to do.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
They always come growing up, baby, But you know what
PRP does on So Sunday's the end of the crusade.
They'll start working on Monday for the next year. That's
how you get to be number one. PRP.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
They go, they go door to do your shive. I
was p r P.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
You were in shively.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
You want to bet a million dollars.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
Shively is Shovely starts Expressway.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
No, well, yeah, I mean that's Shovely.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
So gets off on Dixie. Yeah. From that to the
right of Shively.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
You're you're in Shyly. And then when you get up
to that, uh how much first light that street and
that street is called Palatka.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
How much?
Speaker 1 (05:26):
What that's the street Palatka that marks where Shavely ends
and p r P.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
How much do you think we could gather up to
buy Shively? I mean how much? How much you got
on you John? How much would he beat a bye?
Speaker 3 (05:38):
I can give you one of my shoes.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
You know it's got to be in an hundreds.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
Dude, hundreds of dollars.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
Yeah, I'll tell you why. Because Southland Terrace is there.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
It's all flat.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
Yeah, people like flat thing.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
Crumb's Lane is right there, right, that's flat. I used
to think that was named after Denny Crume when I
was a kid.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
Kevin Crumb, who was an explorer, and I think it
was like eighteen something. It's Kevin Crumb's He was part
of Jedediah Dixies exploration.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
You saw some idiot took the arm of a statue
the statue downtown on the Belvidere. They've got the Belvidere
kind of marked off, or they're not cutting the grass
or something. It's all kind of dilapidated. I know they're
going to redo the Belvidere talking about right, Yeah, it
looks awesome. It's it's it's the African American that traveled
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with Lewis and Clark. Obviously, Lewis and Clark they started
in Louisville, went to Saint Louis, right, didn't they It's Louisville.
Didn't they start in little Lewis and Clark, I mean
Lewis and Clark Parkway.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
In Louisville and then Clarksville. But hey, whoa is that
where it came from? You're so quick that he came
from Lewisville and Arksville.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
There you go, buddy, he's getting it.
Speaker 1 (07:06):
Hang on, let me he's getting it. Let me ask
this machine where Lewis and Clark we're born.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
You know where did you go to grade school? Uh?
Speaker 1 (07:13):
Timothy Leary Elementary.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
Let's see, uh Dawes High School. All right, So someone
took the arm and in matter of fact, the darn
statue has been there forever uh. And it's a really
good one, like it's it's it's a it's very good art. Uh.
But some idiot took the arm off it. They've got
some plyboard around it now so you can get to it.
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But also these idiots don't know there is a police
you know those one of those things with the police
things that are like a portable looks like a portable generator,
but it's got a little pole that goes up and
it has four cameras at the top. And even if
you get into that, it does the RoboCop thing. Are
you are in violation? All this area must move away?
(07:56):
Like but in the RoboCop voice?
Speaker 1 (07:58):
Can it taste people? That's what I want to.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
That would be a great idea, right, I think a
little bolt of lightning sent out of that thing.
Speaker 1 (08:04):
I'll give you three seconds to apply.
Speaker 2 (08:07):
Matter of fact, I want all of the voices of
these machines to be in the RoboCop voice. And I'm
gonna get to the chaos on highlands right now?
Speaker 1 (08:16):
What mega that go robot from uh C three Star Wars, Now,
what's out? Surely you don't want to get teased?
Speaker 2 (08:26):
What'd you dare talk about? CPS have some.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
Tea before you come over here, and I should's.
Speaker 2 (08:30):
One of the greatest characters in movie history. And robots
are people to run faster. We we we chaos in
the highlands, you know what we we asked that we
were talking about paddy wagons because in the eighties and nineties,
when I was drugged to go to a party that
I didn't want to go to, and alls I want
to do is go to youth group. Also wanted to
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do was study. And my friends would say, no, pal,
you're gonna go to this inappropriate party. Here go with us,
and I go no, no, no. They drive it to me.
If things got out of control, what would happen? And
everyone Dwight and I knows this wagon should show up.
The petty wagon would show up. And here's what the
here's the tactic. First of all, when you see the
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paddy wagon, everyone would scatter anyway, but if you were
if it was so out of control, you didn't scatter.
The paddy wagon would open in the back and they
would just throw the first ten people they saw in
the back. They didn't care what you were doing. You
could be standing there not doing anything, but they would
just throw the first ten people in the back of
the paddy wagon. The doors would shut and the take
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off and then that point, if you haven't scattered, you're
an idiot.
Speaker 1 (09:36):
Or maybe he was fat and you smoked Marlboro Reds
and you couldn't get away. Some people might fit that description. Uh,
speaking of paddy wagons. He just don't use his name.
Speaker 2 (09:51):
Who Yeah, don't worry about it. I said name, Okay,
So he somebody says just and said, we have a
lot of connections with them, so it could be anybody.
And I said, I said, he's what doesn't want me
to use will you? Mill tillis maybe porky p.
Speaker 5 (10:16):
H.
Speaker 1 (10:16):
Anyway, this individual says there is still a Patty wagon
that's just called a prisoner van.
Speaker 2 (10:21):
What so they still have Oh you can't call it
a patty wagon.
Speaker 1 (10:25):
Patty wagon is supposedly derogatory.
Speaker 2 (10:27):
Yeah, but the Irish don't care. No, I would think,
is that Irish patty Patty wagon.
Speaker 3 (10:35):
Is Patty wagon even Irish. We've just kind of assumed.
Speaker 2 (10:38):
Yeah, we just assumed it.
Speaker 1 (10:39):
No, because they called him Patty's like I said, Patrick's.
Speaker 3 (10:42):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
But the cops were Irish, right, those were the good cops.
The Irish cops. Yeah, there's one to say. Watch your
head is.
Speaker 3 (10:50):
An Irish term. It is, yep, did you look it up.
It was used back from back during I don't know
what time period, but it originated from New York City's
law enforce.
Speaker 2 (11:00):
Yes, send the paddy wagon in. I mean, anytime there
was out of control, the paddy wagon showed up, you
it was time to go. I mean it was just
it was more of a symbol. But I will tell
you and John Young, John, you've never seen it in action.
I saw it a dozen times when things got out
of control and you were dumb enough not to run
when you saw the paddy wagon, they just they would
throw the first ten people randomly they could get a
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hold of, in the back of the wagon, and not
in a nice way. Okay, they fell down a lot
before he got to the paddy wagon. No one cares.
They throw you in the back of that thing. And
then it was it and pretty much ended whatever Ruckus
was going on.
Speaker 1 (11:36):
Or Tom foolery. It worked on both front.
Speaker 2 (11:38):
Tom foolery and Ruckus would end when the paddy wagon
would show up. Bring the paddy wagon back. So when
you get these street events.
Speaker 1 (11:46):
Since it's called the paddy wagon. Yeah, I was going
and throw an irish went in there, y rey go
he'll either stopped.
Speaker 5 (11:51):
The Shenanigans, whoa I know Shenanigans, tom foolery, ruckus, you
name it so well, the rambo, the rambunctious kids again,
blocking traffic, assaulting security guards, fighting, vandalism and more.
Speaker 2 (12:08):
Just a bunch of kids trying to have fun.
Speaker 1 (12:11):
Did you're a gym teacher ever? Tell you stop playing?
Grab ass?
Speaker 2 (12:14):
Quick grab assing? Yeah quick? They just thinking, well, they
wouldn't even try to break up a fight, they go, ah, quick,
grab ass unless it was uh well, the gym teacher,
the wood shop teacher and his nine fingers snatch up.
Oh no, I participate, And I will tell you on
a hand on a stack of bibles, that wood shop teacher.
Speaker 1 (12:37):
That's two bucks of ding dongs. It's not a stack
of bibles. Quit misrepresenting yourself, man, my dudes, I'm sorry.
Oh wow, look at the size of those bibles.
Speaker 2 (12:50):
Thank you. My wood shop teacher in eighth grade had
nine fingers, had nine fingers. I'm not making that up
the truth, so did mine. I can remember his name
now I can remember mine, but all one I was
supposed to make a like in your living room. You
have the little side table whatever, and you put your
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lamp on it. I could make one leg, that's all
I made from the whole thing. I got a d
I made a ruler. He was thrilled he made a ruler.
Speaker 3 (13:21):
We didn't have wood chop.
Speaker 2 (13:23):
Oh dude, I took a ruler. Actually the yardstick I
laid next. I wish I had paid more attention.
Speaker 1 (13:31):
You know. I like a good butt joke.
Speaker 2 (13:32):
And here's the thing.
Speaker 1 (13:34):
I like a good butt joint like the next guy,
and a good miner saw.
Speaker 2 (13:39):
And back then, John, we were dumb asses, okay to
like a ten level of dumb ass. And they put
us in a room with all this heavy machinery table saws,
band saws, and we were making tables and lamps and
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chains and we were using table saws and all that,
like seventh grade. And they had us all in there
and this, by the way, I bet you won't do
this like that was that era?
Speaker 3 (14:09):
Is why they got rid of it in schools.
Speaker 2 (14:13):
Oh yeah, there's no woodshot because you compete it. Put
it peter pick a patty Peter pier.
Speaker 1 (14:20):
Wait what uh? You could put a piece of wood
on a table, saw you and then turn it on.
Speaker 2 (14:30):
Here's now it's hit me chasing the squirrel. I don't
know how we get from a rambunctious teenagers to wood
shop to mel Tilli's probably couldn't do his stick today
because I just did. Oh did he? I thought that
was his?
Speaker 1 (14:47):
It was no, lord, No, he was a starterer.
Speaker 2 (14:49):
Well, I'm saying that people would probably criticize him and going,
you can't you can't do that, you can't make it
part of yourself. I don't think that's no, it's true.
Speaker 1 (14:58):
But when he sung, somehow he would lose the stutter.
Speaker 2 (15:02):
Okay, that's my question. How could he lose his stutter
when he said.
Speaker 1 (15:06):
It's a different part of the brain. I guess I
don't know. I don't know how that works. Look, I
know you're under the assumption like a lot of people.
Then I'm a neurosurgeon, But I don't know how that
rumor got started. But I just want to come clean
and go, look, it's not true. Yeah, were you looking
it up?
Speaker 2 (15:25):
I'm looking up mel Tillis.
Speaker 1 (15:27):
He was, Yeah, he stuttered.
Speaker 2 (15:29):
Did mel Tilli's actually have a stutter? Go? Born in
nineteen thirty two in Poka hockey, Florida. Ooh Tillis has
said over the years that his stuttering started at age four.
You're correct, after falling ill to malaria. Damn he had
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malaria and it gave him stunning. He only became aware
that he spoke differently when he went to school. He
thought everybody had the stunnow until he went to school.
You gotta be kidding me. And and got to tell you,
in the nineteen forties and fifties, kids were so nice
to each other. I stuttered. I'm sure they. I'm sure
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they they accepted him.
Speaker 1 (16:12):
I bet you. It's got well, it's gotten worse with kids,
right No, Oh you kidding me? Are you kidding me?
Speaker 3 (16:18):
No?
Speaker 2 (16:18):
Yeah, no, no, No. Kids were cruel now they now
they're just No. I disagree. Did you just burn?
Speaker 1 (16:29):
Wasn't me? I didn't?
Speaker 2 (16:30):
What the hell is wrong with you?
Speaker 5 (16:32):
Do?
Speaker 1 (16:32):
What's not me?
Speaker 2 (16:33):
Are you on drugs this morning?
Speaker 3 (16:35):
Well?
Speaker 2 (16:36):
I mean why how many drugs are you on this morning?
Speaker 1 (16:40):
Just the usual amount? Listen, man, let me tell you,
am I on drugs?
Speaker 2 (16:48):
How dare you? How dare you.
Speaker 1 (16:54):
Coming with you with accusations like that? It's the lowest
my wife. Sure, would I like to skip down here
to Ben Snyder's and look for a new outfit? By golly,
you bet you're tooting wooten buttons.
Speaker 2 (17:10):
I would Ben Snyder's closing, but I can't.
Speaker 1 (17:14):
No, no, no skipping to Ben Snyder's reserved for people
to have two Achilles tendons. But you know what, go ahead.
Speaker 2 (17:23):
You can't get your real ID without two Achilles. Oh
my gosh, true your real ID, says, I'm sorry, there's
no proof you have.
Speaker 6 (17:30):
You know that?
Speaker 2 (17:31):
Here, here's the weather report for me. You can't get
your real ID? Why says here? You don't have your
two Achilles Elin and Eling. You know what, I'm so
happy that I've called Southern Covered hot tubs too, because
I'm getting a hoteub just to enjoy a hoteb for
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the next two months because Dwight can't like I want
to take pictures in it, just to send it to
him and go, buddy, wish you could join us, but
your injury selling covered to hot up press nWay.
Speaker 1 (18:05):
No to self eat, make it today, cut his break lines?
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What huh? What?
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They know what they're doing. Your house will sell. Keep
the equity in your house. Why would you give it
somebody else? One percent commission rate five nine nine, twenty
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eight hundred. Call the guy that's the owner. You see,
you can sell my house one percent. He's gonna say, yeah,
back after this? What?
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Well, the greatest holiday is no, nay. The greatest holiday
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Speaker 2 (18:46):
Your birthday?
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the way.
Speaker 6 (19:39):
Only a half more hour to get through this lows
right away, forty w ches.
Speaker 2 (19:51):
This is this is the and they do Go Goes?
Is this the Hooters is Go Goes?
Speaker 1 (19:58):
No, it's go Goes. It's bad about you? Right yeah,
head over his I'm mad about you.
Speaker 2 (20:05):
This is the title song to a cute little movie
called thirteen going on thirty. It's with Jennifer Gardner and
somebody else.
Speaker 1 (20:14):
Find out more about that at www dot.
Speaker 2 (20:19):
So basically she.
Speaker 1 (20:22):
Basically dot com.
Speaker 5 (20:26):
You go.
Speaker 1 (20:26):
That's a long address, man. I hope you got that.
If you play a.
Speaker 2 (20:30):
Good little movie, it's a good little movie.
Speaker 1 (20:33):
Well, let's keep it on movies because I tease this
story two hours ago.
Speaker 2 (20:38):
We got sidetracked.
Speaker 1 (20:39):
We got sidetracked.
Speaker 2 (20:40):
Patty Wagons, Stormtrooper Peace Stormtroopers, Klingons actually have a language.
Oh lah, we're gonna ask the mayor to bring back
the paddy wagon when he gets in here.
Speaker 1 (20:53):
Now, no, let's let's ask the Maryor to make the
official language of Little Klingon No hang on one seconds
all for me.
Speaker 2 (21:00):
Well, maybe LMPD should go to official language or kling
On because the bad guys, you know what they do,
They get buy those scanners, right, and they monitored. You
don't think they don't do that.
Speaker 1 (21:10):
Let them try when people start going meet more car fifty.
Speaker 2 (21:14):
Right, especially the dirty drug dealers, they buy those little
scanners and they're like, oh, throwing away us.
Speaker 1 (21:24):
This weekend was the Texas Fright Mayor Weekend, one of
the biggest festivals. How about that man fright what fright mare?
Seven nightmare? It's worse, it's frightening hand a nightmare. It's
a fright mare.
Speaker 2 (21:37):
It's my life with you today?
Speaker 1 (21:39):
Fight? Oh h. Terrifier director Damian Leone was on hand
and the at the festival with the art of the
Clown series. It was all Terrifier, the movie Terrifier.
Speaker 2 (21:54):
Oh it was by the way, Terrifiers made for like
seven dollars and fifty and it made a ton of money.
Speaker 1 (22:01):
That's the way it goes, right.
Speaker 2 (22:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (22:04):
Anyway, the question was asked to the director of the Terrifier,
can we expect a Terrifier four. The answer is yes,
Terrifier four.
Speaker 2 (22:13):
Terrifier four to say, is it the same dude?
Speaker 1 (22:16):
Same dude? So I do know what I'm doing this afternoon.
Speaker 2 (22:19):
You watched her.
Speaker 1 (22:20):
Because I never saw two or three. Yeah, I've gotta
have to do that too, uh the terrifier four. Yes,
there will be a Terrifier four. Plus there'll be a
serious backstory on the Killer Clown Art Art.
Speaker 2 (22:32):
How did he get there?
Speaker 1 (22:33):
Art the Clown? Yeah, yeah, it all happened within the
first fifteen minutes. You'll know why Art the Clown is
the way he is.
Speaker 3 (22:41):
You want to.
Speaker 2 (22:42):
I wonder if what it's like to feel to hear
something like as a serial killer or something or a
terrible person and they go. My inspiration was twite witting,
Like I met a person named Dwight Witten when I
was seven what and it made me the way I
am today.
Speaker 1 (22:56):
Speaking of clowns, stranger things. The final Seed, Oh stop,
I'm out. I mean, come on, they're like forty two.
Speaker 2 (23:03):
Years old and have grandkids, right, I don't, I'm out.
Speaker 1 (23:07):
I tried to watch the first season because it was
in the eighties. I love the eighties. I love reflecting back.
They never showed a monster there was no monster, you know,
or was missing.
Speaker 3 (23:20):
A serious So I've never watched Stranger Things we see.
What made it become so popular the way that I.
Speaker 1 (23:26):
Think it was because it was eighties.
Speaker 2 (23:27):
We First of all, it attracted the younger folks because
it's a good story and it's crazy. Second of all,
Dwight's right, they nailed the nineteen eighties to the absolute tea.
So we were watching because like every scene you were like, yep,
that's that's the eighties. And I mean it was so
uncanny how well they did and nailed the eighties. But
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then the problem was they kept skipping. There's supposed to
be kids, and they kept skipping years of filming like
they do like Netflix and Max does or HBO. I
don't know what they're called today, but they skipped too
many years. And now it's been like twenty years, dude.
Speaker 1 (24:07):
I mean, it's seriously been five or six years, right, But.
Speaker 2 (24:10):
How popular is that show? I'll tell you that song
running Up a Hill has not been heard since nineteen
eighty five? What song running up a hill? The what's
her name? Oh no, there was an artist in the
nineteen eighties. No one has seen her in forty years.
They put the song in one of the most important
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episodes of the series that last season, Running Up a
Hill is the name of the song, and that lady
was making a million dollars a week off downloads. It
was crazy.
Speaker 1 (24:43):
I make two million a week.
Speaker 2 (24:44):
You don't make anything.
Speaker 1 (24:45):
You don't know that man?
Speaker 2 (24:50):
Here it is. What's her name, Kate Bush, Kate bush Man,
listen to it. This is a song that probably Courtney
Donahoe would have listened to you up north, that we
would never we were playing thirty eight specials. What do
you mean at this?
Speaker 1 (25:06):
What have you know? She's getting? She listens to what
she's getting ready for work today?
Speaker 2 (25:11):
I bet no Corona hair going wait, what time is
your shift?
Speaker 1 (25:14):
Talking like she's in Jersey read at the road.
Speaker 3 (25:18):
That hell.
Speaker 2 (25:20):
It's a good episode, by the way. That's when they're
fighting the monster that Dwight said doesn't exist.
Speaker 1 (25:25):
No, I said. They never show the day and.
Speaker 2 (25:26):
There's several monsters and they're all over the series.
Speaker 1 (25:29):
At some point you gotta show a monster, or.
Speaker 2 (25:32):
Well, you're showing your ignorance. Because there was monsters everywhere,
including those ones that looked like dogs. But then their
head is shaped like a plant and that will eat you.
Speaker 1 (25:40):
What season do they show up?
Speaker 3 (25:41):
Yet?
Speaker 2 (25:42):
Every single one there wasn't in the first I think
you're wrong and you're stupid. Hang on me, are you okay?
You're gonna throw up? He doesn't feel well today. I
told him, if you're gonna throw up, give me a
little morning a warning. I can get to my phone
and I need to video any throwing up action. Throwing
up is funny? Do you find throwing up funny? Joe?
Speaker 3 (26:05):
It makes me say it depends on how it's depicted. Honestly,
If it's like the gross throw.
Speaker 2 (26:10):
Up, yeah okay, food okay, But beer throw up is.
Speaker 3 (26:14):
Hilarious, Yes, yeah, okay, that is funny.
Speaker 2 (26:17):
Beer beer throw up is funny because there's so much pressure.
Yeah yeah, they look like the Exorcist. Dude, you look terrible, man,
Are you gonna fall down? Lay down on the ground.
How did you lay down on the ground and just
pull the mic to your mum? It's not like you're
adding a lot to the show today. So just kitty.
Speaker 1 (26:39):
So over the weekend. Over the weekend, it was confirmed
by Netflix that the fifth and final season of Stranger
Things will take place when Will Land to be available
to stream.
Speaker 2 (26:54):
It will be November twenty six, two eighty six.
Speaker 1 (26:57):
Yeah, and then and then a second volume of the
final shows will hit on Christmas Day. Okay, so it's
one of these deals where they've.
Speaker 2 (27:07):
Already made out. I don't care.
Speaker 1 (27:09):
I will watch stupid craps. So they have you wait
for five years. I'm not a fan of the show Watch.
Speaker 3 (27:16):
I don't think it's interesting, but I don't know why.
Just never got on that.
Speaker 2 (27:19):
I got it, I gotta say, dude, So you have
got to get out of your box.
Speaker 3 (27:24):
I will watch shows.
Speaker 1 (27:25):
I do not.
Speaker 2 (27:27):
Clearly, you do not watch any shows, John John, I.
Speaker 1 (27:30):
Love spending time in the box. You can stay in
the box.
Speaker 2 (27:33):
Get out of the box, expand your horizons. Watch watch
Stranger Things.
Speaker 1 (27:39):
Celebrate being in the box.
Speaker 2 (27:41):
Fun and weird.
Speaker 3 (27:42):
Great now, though, the fact that the show's going to
end and I'll be able to binge the entire thing.
Maybe No, that's good to actually start Stranger Things and
I can just get it all out of the way, right.
Speaker 2 (27:54):
Except for the last season. It was the last season.
I watched it. We watched we discovered it in season
seven or eight.
Speaker 1 (28:01):
Yeah, I watched it after it was all drunk.
Speaker 2 (28:03):
He would not because he was like, it's dragon showing
a bunch of nerds. I was like, really, got a
lot of nakedness and a lot of nudity, Yeah, nudity, and.
Speaker 1 (28:11):
What invisibility spill do you think Princess Nebula is gonna
use against the Garfonians.
Speaker 2 (28:19):
Wish I hadn't invisibly. I wish I had spell right now.
Speaker 1 (28:22):
So listen to this, so uh stranger things. They make
you wait six years for the next season.
Speaker 2 (28:28):
No, they're not making me wait because I'm oot. But
listen as the as the Canadians say, I'm oot.
Speaker 3 (28:34):
You're not.
Speaker 1 (28:35):
You're gonna finish it, But it looks like you're probably right.
Speaker 2 (28:38):
I'm gonna break. I'm gonna I'm gonna break. I'll be
so weak. I'm like, oh damn it. I watch it.
Speaker 1 (28:43):
But it looks like it's gonna be one of these
dudes where they split the season up. Like let's say
it's ten episodes. You know they'll drop it and they'll say, okay,
it's back. It'll be five episodes. There'll be another cliffhanger
for a few more months. You know what attrack you people?
You make people wait six years give it to him.
Speaker 6 (28:58):
Now.
Speaker 2 (28:59):
I love the copy in it because it reminded me,
like I told you, they nailed the eighties. It reminded
me of every cop I knew in the eighties. They're
all Vietnam vets, right, they come back, they become cops.
It's a perfect job to have, so they come. But
they always they did stuff old school, you know, they
got information from who they do, and they got information.
It looks like it hurts. Jimmy, Jimmy, do you want
(29:20):
more because it looks like it hurt or are you
gonna tell me where the girl is? You know, it's
like it's like they didn't follow any rules, and they
threatened everybody and they would beat the crap out of you,
and no one complained.
Speaker 1 (29:31):
That's real police. One complained. I hated. I had a
state trooper give me what for one time, and you.
Speaker 2 (29:38):
Know I got the what for.
Speaker 1 (29:39):
I deserved it.
Speaker 2 (29:40):
I got the what for, but I got the what
for with the boot. While he looked at my license,
he had his foot on my neck and my face
was on the ice like it was winter, and I
was like, this ice is really cold. He goes, I
bet I.
Speaker 1 (29:54):
Was on the ground and I was trying to I
was trying to explain exactly what it happened. He kicked
me in the ribs and sold me. He said, shut up, cupcake.
Look he called me cupcakes.
Speaker 2 (30:06):
Is the thing the knight that he was standing on
my neck on the ice. I will say this, we
didn't do anything that time, Like that time, we were innocent.
I was like, I swear we were. It wasn't us.
But they used to have this little Every cop had
a little uh what those index cards, like the blank
index cards and your name was at the top. Now
(30:28):
this is four computers, so he would you put your
name on there, and every cop, almost to a te
neighborhoods would say, hey, you get three strikes with me
and then you're going. Because they never really took you
to jail. The worst thing they could do, take you
to your dad. It was the worst. He was like,
take me to jail. I will go to the lock
(30:48):
up or whatever it is. They're like, oh, no, no, no,
we're gonna and they would know your dad's name. They're going,
I'm gonna take you to John. You're like, no, man,
come on, where's when you need it? Please let me
go and would your dad say when you open the door.
Speaker 1 (31:02):
Hey, say, dag on it? You did it again, you
little character? No, he there and watch television in your room.
It's what he would say, go he go, what do
he do?
Speaker 2 (31:10):
Right?
Speaker 1 (31:10):
Exactly? That's what's happened.
Speaker 5 (31:13):
Man.
Speaker 2 (31:13):
He thanks dad for the bend for the doubt. I
got shut up.
Speaker 1 (31:16):
Like I never got the benefit for the doubt for
a good reason, you know. But that's what's wrong with
society today.
Speaker 2 (31:22):
I think the next car you should come back. I
think the cold come back. You got three strikes and
then you're going, okay, rambunctious behavior, Okay, you're on here.
Here's number two, and he'd show you the index car
Venetti number two.
Speaker 1 (31:35):
We don't know if they need to use the term
three strikes because not everybody's into sports and follows football.
So just say, you know, three incidents or something. For
gods like us.
Speaker 2 (31:47):
Are you okay?
Speaker 6 (31:48):
There?
Speaker 1 (31:48):
You're getting I'm telling you my face looked like as
bad as well.
Speaker 2 (31:52):
I mean, it's always horrible to look at every day.
Oh I can't say that, but but it looks like it.
Speaker 1 (32:00):
Am I red?
Speaker 2 (32:01):
I feel like I'm let me ask you, John, how
does coffee do this morning.
Speaker 3 (32:05):
I thought coffee did great. If he I know, he
did a couple of shows a few months ago to
get prepare for this and that sort of thing. But
he was confident as he always was on his afternoon show.
And I think he's gonna fit like a glove into
the morning show slot.
Speaker 2 (32:19):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (32:20):
I knew a guy that had five wee wee's his
pants fit like a glove.
Speaker 2 (32:23):
Here's here's a thing, so get it. I think he'll
he'll have the disease I had when I first came
over here, which was I would purposely avoid the sports
topic because people would say, oh sports, guy's talking sports again.
It's all he can do. So I guarantee he will
try to avoid. Like. There was a couple of sports
stories he had to do, and I don't know if
he did them or not.
Speaker 3 (32:42):
He did a couple, Yeah, did the Scottie Scheffler. He
talked about Louisville baseball.
Speaker 2 (32:46):
Yeah, you got to all that, Yeah, he got to
Those are great stories to lead with. Yeah, I get it,
all right. Did you go grill Masters?
Speaker 3 (32:54):
He did?
Speaker 2 (32:54):
I'm good, You're good. Lots of pasta, lots of pasta.
Louisville dot Com stop on end too. I know I'm
getting there to get some chicken. I'm gonna bring Dwighte
some chicken noodle soup from lots of pasta, because you
look terrible. Dwight looks like the floor of my taxi. Oh,
lots of pasta. So if you've blown your.
Speaker 1 (33:14):
Pasta chicken needle noodle soup and and and Italian wedding,
I need.
Speaker 2 (33:20):
Both, Okay, both, I got you. I got you, buddy.
If you blow your achilles and you look as bad
as Dwighte. He looks bad before, but now it's really awful.
We'll get you some lots of pasta. The soup's really good.
But mostly they bake their own breads there. They bake
their own meats, so fresh and good.
Speaker 1 (33:38):
Pain sickness, sick sickness.
Speaker 2 (33:44):
Lots of pasta. Thirty seven seventeen, Lexington Road, in the
heart of Saint Mancy's.
Speaker 3 (33:50):
What else we have? We have two minutes?
Speaker 2 (33:52):
Oh Saturday, there's a lot going on and actual B
twenty five will be at bowman Field around New Nish.
I will be at Brown Park bringing on some bands
for the seventy fifth anniversary of Saint Matthew's we have
the crusade for children going on.
Speaker 1 (34:11):
Should I show up and work the let him know
how brave he is booth? Because if they don't have
one up.
Speaker 2 (34:18):
I think you should work the kissing booth. They used
to have a kissing booth in my grade school with
the fair.
Speaker 1 (34:25):
They have kissing booth. But what than they kissing booth?
But all you saw were the lips and you didn't
know what you were kissing.
Speaker 2 (34:33):
You know, well, right when you get up, they would
switch the person out.
Speaker 1 (34:36):
You're like, oh, kissing booth.
Speaker 2 (34:40):
Was getting I thought I was getting Heather. I'm getting Michelle.
Speaker 1 (34:43):
It's so gross.
Speaker 2 (34:44):
I wanted Heather. I got Michelle. Isn't it a dollar? No,
you got kissing dollar seventy was a lot of money.
Speaker 1 (34:50):
You got kissing. Hey, you guys like, what are your
friend's wives that does the thing where they kiss your
lips while they kiss you goodbye?
Speaker 3 (34:58):
What you ran?
Speaker 2 (34:59):
Like? Your why he's delusional?
Speaker 1 (35:01):
Now it might be.
Speaker 2 (35:02):
He's a little delusional. All right, John, great job today, buddy.
We will see you all tomorrow. The boys are coming
up plenty in the news with Trump, you know that
it's all over everywhere. And then, of course Darry miner
Is at three o'clock. Please stick around for that. I'll
say it for you. Well, say it one like it
could be the last time.
Speaker 1 (35:21):
It might be the last time you ever hear this.
Speaker 2 (35:22):
Yeah, I love you Mom. News Radio Ford wh
Yeah, I was going over there to pot them. I
was getting out of my crutches to go over there
and pot up the mic.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
I was talking to our new morning show host, Nick
Coffee is more important than you. I mean, I leave
that last part output.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
Well say that again.
Speaker 3 (00:15):
You do?
Speaker 2 (00:15):
What's talking to the new morning show host Nick Coffee?
Speaker 1 (00:18):
Oh my gosh, I feel like an idiot. Why say Nick?
I've been calling him dick for years? Is it? Nick?
It's not dick.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
It's okay, k that for years? Also, all right, that's
where I got it from.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
Hey, go to social media friend of the show and
Army veteran Kevin Clark. Going back to uh Lee Smith,
he says, yes, I went to UH I went to
the US Army rigger school in nineteen seventy nine. We
were talking about rigging in the parachute and he says,
in the US military rig packers pre important job of
(00:59):
all parish personal cargo, free fall jacktion, sees, et cetera.
All of these riggers are required to jump on their
personal shoot they packed at random.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
Yeah, that's great. I'm a great way to do that, right. Yeah,
Because here's the thing, John, I don't want Dwight packing
my parachute.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
Nope, I wouldn't want that either.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
No matter of fact, there are very few people in
this building I would want to pack my parachute.
Speaker 3 (01:27):
All you have to do is looking as jeep like
I did earlier.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
Yeah. Pretty bad.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
It's pretty bad, Senator Aaron Reid, in response to we
were trying to find out who the bad guys were
on Star Trek, he said, cling ons And to that,
Senator and Reid, I say, I never did the store. Oh,
by the way, we heard the stones on the way
in the reason we played the stones is it would
have been Charlie Watt's eighty fourth birthday.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
Yay today? All right, man, whatever you do it, dude,
Charlie who you know?
Speaker 1 (02:02):
I cry out of bed. Most people with his injury
wouldn't have survived. That's coming straight. That is coming straight
from doctor Ellis himself, from Ellison. Bobenhausen help me, Lord
says It'm right here. It's this is from doctor Ellis.
He says, where are my sad music go?
Speaker 2 (02:25):
I'm telling you, John, you don't know what we're in for.
Did I not predict this last week? I said this
is going to be awful for all of us, poor Susan.
I looked at her on Friday, and she goes, you
have no idea. She goes, the way you're describing it
is five percent of my Hell.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
These are not my words. These are doctor Ellis's patient witting.
That's me. I'm patient witting. Yeah. Displays an injury so
severe that it has us. Not only us, it says
not only U, sorry, miss, not only us, but the
entire international medical community perplexed.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
Doctor Ellis himself goes on and he says, had this
happen with any other individual, they would have been dead
on the spot. Yeah, we will try to repair mister
Whitten with the best hopes possible. If anyone can do it,
he can. And then doctor Bodenhouse and chimes in and
(03:28):
he says, in our quote.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
He's just wrinkling range of this is this is this
is the man that's the news departments.
Speaker 4 (03:41):
This is on. Well, you listen to Buttonhouse in letterhead
Man and it's and then so after doctor Allis, uh
says that doctor Boalten heus and he goes, Uh, I
concur with my colleague.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
So that is that is doctor talk. Yeah, I believe you.
All right, this is Crusade week Saturday and Sunday will
be live locking it and hear news Radio eight forty
WHAS and our sister crusade station WHAS eleven. Terry and
I will be there. He'll be there for the whole weekend.
I would be there Sunday morning on the first shift
(04:16):
down at the studio. Can't wait. I love doing Crusade.
If you see the fire trucks or whatever, if you
want to give do that. If your business has a
half matching or a matching, do that. The Crusade is
so important to all the kids and the folks here
in the city. It's the one I really there's several
I really really believe in, and that one's number one
(04:37):
on top chaos in the highway.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
Wait, speaking of a crusade for children at South end
Dixie Highway. PRP, you know what to do.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
They always come growing up, baby, But you know what
PRP does on So Sunday's the end of the crusade.
They'll start working on Monday for the next year. That's
how you get to be number one. PRP.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
They go, they go door to do your shive. I
was p r P.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
You were in shively.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
You want to bet a million dollars.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
Shively is Shovely starts Expressway.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
No, well, yeah, I mean that's Shovely.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
So gets off on Dixie. Yeah. From that to the
right of Shively.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
You're you're in Shyly. And then when you get up
to that, uh how much first light that street and
that street is called Palatka.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
How much?
Speaker 1 (05:26):
What that's the street Palatka that marks where Shavely ends
and p r P.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
How much do you think we could gather up to
buy Shively? I mean how much? How much you got
on you John? How much would he beat a bye?
Speaker 3 (05:38):
I can give you one of my shoes.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
You know it's got to be in an hundreds.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
Dude, hundreds of dollars.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
Yeah, I'll tell you why. Because Southland Terrace is there.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
It's all flat.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
Yeah, people like flat thing.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
Crumb's Lane is right there, right, that's flat. I used
to think that was named after Denny Crume when I
was a kid.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
Kevin Crumb, who was an explorer, and I think it
was like eighteen something. It's Kevin Crumb's He was part
of Jedediah Dixies exploration.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
You saw some idiot took the arm of a statue
the statue downtown on the Belvidere. They've got the Belvidere
kind of marked off, or they're not cutting the grass
or something. It's all kind of dilapidated. I know they're
going to redo the Belvidere talking about right, Yeah, it
looks awesome. It's it's it's the African American that traveled
(06:39):
with Lewis and Clark. Obviously, Lewis and Clark they started
in Louisville, went to Saint Louis, right, didn't they It's Louisville.
Didn't they start in little Lewis and Clark, I mean
Lewis and Clark Parkway.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
In Louisville and then Clarksville. But hey, whoa is that
where it came from? You're so quick that he came
from Lewisville and Arksville.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
There you go, buddy, he's getting it.
Speaker 1 (07:06):
Hang on, let me he's getting it. Let me ask
this machine where Lewis and Clark we're born.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
You know where did you go to grade school? Uh?
Speaker 1 (07:13):
Timothy Leary Elementary.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
Let's see, uh Dawes High School. All right, So someone
took the arm and in matter of fact, the darn
statue has been there forever uh. And it's a really
good one, like it's it's it's a it's very good art. Uh.
But some idiot took the arm off it. They've got
some plyboard around it now so you can get to it.
(07:36):
But also these idiots don't know there is a police
you know those one of those things with the police
things that are like a portable looks like a portable generator,
but it's got a little pole that goes up and
it has four cameras at the top. And even if
you get into that, it does the RoboCop thing. Are
you are in violation? All this area must move away?
(07:56):
Like but in the RoboCop voice?
Speaker 1 (07:58):
Can it taste people? That's what I want to.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
That would be a great idea, right, I think a
little bolt of lightning sent out of that thing.
Speaker 1 (08:04):
I'll give you three seconds to apply.
Speaker 2 (08:07):
Matter of fact, I want all of the voices of
these machines to be in the RoboCop voice. And I'm
gonna get to the chaos on highlands right now?
Speaker 1 (08:16):
What mega that go robot from uh C three Star Wars, Now,
what's out? Surely you don't want to get teased?
Speaker 2 (08:26):
What'd you dare talk about? CPS have some.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
Tea before you come over here, and I should's.
Speaker 2 (08:30):
One of the greatest characters in movie history. And robots
are people to run faster. We we we chaos in
the highlands, you know what we we asked that we
were talking about paddy wagons because in the eighties and nineties,
when I was drugged to go to a party that
I didn't want to go to, and alls I want
to do is go to youth group. Also wanted to
(08:51):
do was study. And my friends would say, no, pal,
you're gonna go to this inappropriate party. Here go with us,
and I go no, no, no. They drive it to me.
If things got out of control, what would happen? And
everyone Dwight and I knows this wagon should show up.
The petty wagon would show up. And here's what the
here's the tactic. First of all, when you see the
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paddy wagon, everyone would scatter anyway, but if you were
if it was so out of control, you didn't scatter.
The paddy wagon would open in the back and they
would just throw the first ten people they saw in
the back. They didn't care what you were doing. You
could be standing there not doing anything, but they would
just throw the first ten people in the back of
the paddy wagon. The doors would shut and the take
(09:33):
off and then that point, if you haven't scattered, you're
an idiot.
Speaker 1 (09:36):
Or maybe he was fat and you smoked Marlboro Reds
and you couldn't get away. Some people might fit that description. Uh,
speaking of paddy wagons. He just don't use his name.
Speaker 2 (09:51):
Who Yeah, don't worry about it. I said name, Okay,
So he somebody says just and said, we have a
lot of connections with them, so it could be anybody.
And I said, I said, he's what doesn't want me
to use will you? Mill tillis maybe porky p.
Speaker 5 (10:16):
H.
Speaker 1 (10:16):
Anyway, this individual says there is still a Patty wagon
that's just called a prisoner van.
Speaker 2 (10:21):
What so they still have Oh you can't call it
a patty wagon.
Speaker 1 (10:25):
Patty wagon is supposedly derogatory.
Speaker 2 (10:27):
Yeah, but the Irish don't care. No, I would think,
is that Irish patty Patty wagon.
Speaker 3 (10:35):
Is Patty wagon even Irish. We've just kind of assumed.
Speaker 2 (10:38):
Yeah, we just assumed it.
Speaker 1 (10:39):
No, because they called him Patty's like I said, Patrick's.
Speaker 3 (10:42):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
But the cops were Irish, right, those were the good cops.
The Irish cops. Yeah, there's one to say. Watch your
head is.
Speaker 3 (10:50):
An Irish term. It is, yep, did you look it up.
It was used back from back during I don't know
what time period, but it originated from New York City's
law enforce.
Speaker 2 (11:00):
Yes, send the paddy wagon in. I mean, anytime there
was out of control, the paddy wagon showed up, you
it was time to go. I mean it was just
it was more of a symbol. But I will tell
you and John Young, John, you've never seen it in action.
I saw it a dozen times when things got out
of control and you were dumb enough not to run
when you saw the paddy wagon, they just they would
throw the first ten people randomly they could get a
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hold of, in the back of the wagon, and not
in a nice way. Okay, they fell down a lot
before he got to the paddy wagon. No one cares.
They throw you in the back of that thing. And
then it was it and pretty much ended whatever Ruckus
was going on.
Speaker 1 (11:36):
Or Tom foolery. It worked on both front.
Speaker 2 (11:38):
Tom foolery and Ruckus would end when the paddy wagon
would show up. Bring the paddy wagon back. So when
you get these street events.
Speaker 1 (11:46):
Since it's called the paddy wagon. Yeah, I was going
and throw an irish went in there, y rey go
he'll either stopped.
Speaker 5 (11:51):
The Shenanigans, whoa I know Shenanigans, tom foolery, ruckus, you
name it so well, the rambo, the rambunctious kids again,
blocking traffic, assaulting security guards, fighting, vandalism and more.
Speaker 2 (12:08):
Just a bunch of kids trying to have fun.
Speaker 1 (12:11):
Did you're a gym teacher ever? Tell you stop playing?
Grab ass?
Speaker 2 (12:14):
Quick grab assing? Yeah quick? They just thinking, well, they
wouldn't even try to break up a fight, they go, ah, quick,
grab ass unless it was uh well, the gym teacher,
the wood shop teacher and his nine fingers snatch up.
Oh no, I participate, And I will tell you on
a hand on a stack of bibles, that wood shop teacher.
Speaker 1 (12:37):
That's two bucks of ding dongs. It's not a stack
of bibles. Quit misrepresenting yourself, man, my dudes, I'm sorry.
Oh wow, look at the size of those bibles.
Speaker 2 (12:50):
Thank you. My wood shop teacher in eighth grade had
nine fingers, had nine fingers. I'm not making that up
the truth, so did mine. I can remember his name
now I can remember mine, but all one I was
supposed to make a like in your living room. You
have the little side table whatever, and you put your
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lamp on it. I could make one leg, that's all
I made from the whole thing. I got a d
I made a ruler. He was thrilled he made a ruler.
Speaker 3 (13:21):
We didn't have wood chop.
Speaker 2 (13:23):
Oh dude, I took a ruler. Actually the yardstick I
laid next. I wish I had paid more attention.
Speaker 1 (13:31):
You know. I like a good butt joke.
Speaker 2 (13:32):
And here's the thing.
Speaker 1 (13:34):
I like a good butt joint like the next guy,
and a good miner saw.
Speaker 2 (13:39):
And back then, John, we were dumb asses, okay to
like a ten level of dumb ass. And they put
us in a room with all this heavy machinery table saws,
band saws, and we were making tables and lamps and
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chains and we were using table saws and all that,
like seventh grade. And they had us all in there
and this, by the way, I bet you won't do
this like that was that era?
Speaker 3 (14:09):
Is why they got rid of it in schools.
Speaker 2 (14:13):
Oh yeah, there's no woodshot because you compete it. Put
it peter pick a patty Peter pier.
Speaker 1 (14:20):
Wait what uh? You could put a piece of wood
on a table, saw you and then turn it on.
Speaker 2 (14:30):
Here's now it's hit me chasing the squirrel. I don't
know how we get from a rambunctious teenagers to wood
shop to mel Tilli's probably couldn't do his stick today
because I just did. Oh did he? I thought that
was his?
Speaker 1 (14:47):
It was no, lord, No, he was a starterer.
Speaker 2 (14:49):
Well, I'm saying that people would probably criticize him and going,
you can't you can't do that, you can't make it
part of yourself. I don't think that's no, it's true.
Speaker 1 (14:58):
But when he sung, somehow he would lose the stutter.
Speaker 2 (15:02):
Okay, that's my question. How could he lose his stutter
when he said.
Speaker 1 (15:06):
It's a different part of the brain. I guess I
don't know. I don't know how that works. Look, I
know you're under the assumption like a lot of people.
Then I'm a neurosurgeon, But I don't know how that
rumor got started. But I just want to come clean
and go, look, it's not true. Yeah, were you looking
it up?
Speaker 2 (15:25):
I'm looking up mel Tillis.
Speaker 1 (15:27):
He was, Yeah, he stuttered.
Speaker 2 (15:29):
Did mel Tilli's actually have a stutter? Go? Born in
nineteen thirty two in Poka hockey, Florida. Ooh Tillis has
said over the years that his stuttering started at age four.
You're correct, after falling ill to malaria. Damn he had
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malaria and it gave him stunning. He only became aware
that he spoke differently when he went to school. He
thought everybody had the stunnow until he went to school.
You gotta be kidding me. And and got to tell you,
in the nineteen forties and fifties, kids were so nice
to each other. I stuttered. I'm sure they. I'm sure
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they they accepted him.
Speaker 1 (16:12):
I bet you. It's got well, it's gotten worse with kids,
right No, Oh you kidding me? Are you kidding me?
Speaker 3 (16:18):
No?
Speaker 2 (16:18):
Yeah, no, no, No. Kids were cruel now they now
they're just No. I disagree. Did you just burn?
Speaker 1 (16:29):
Wasn't me? I didn't?
Speaker 2 (16:30):
What the hell is wrong with you?
Speaker 5 (16:32):
Do?
Speaker 1 (16:32):
What's not me?
Speaker 2 (16:33):
Are you on drugs this morning?
Speaker 3 (16:35):
Well?
Speaker 2 (16:36):
I mean why how many drugs are you on this morning?
Speaker 1 (16:40):
Just the usual amount? Listen, man, let me tell you,
am I on drugs?
Speaker 2 (16:48):
How dare you? How dare you.
Speaker 1 (16:54):
Coming with you with accusations like that? It's the lowest
my wife. Sure, would I like to skip down here
to Ben Snyder's and look for a new outfit? By golly,
you bet you're tooting wooten buttons.
Speaker 2 (17:10):
I would Ben Snyder's closing, but I can't.
Speaker 1 (17:14):
No, no, no skipping to Ben Snyder's reserved for people
to have two Achilles tendons. But you know what, go ahead.
Speaker 2 (17:23):
You can't get your real ID without two Achilles. Oh
my gosh, true your real ID, says, I'm sorry, there's
no proof you have.
Speaker 6 (17:30):
You know that?
Speaker 2 (17:31):
Here, here's the weather report for me. You can't get
your real ID? Why says here? You don't have your
two Achilles Elin and Eling. You know what, I'm so
happy that I've called Southern Covered hot tubs too, because
I'm getting a hoteub just to enjoy a hoteb for
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the next two months because Dwight can't like I want
to take pictures in it, just to send it to
him and go, buddy, wish you could join us, but
your injury selling covered to hot up press nWay.
Speaker 1 (18:05):
No to self eat, make it today, cut his break lines?
Speaker 3 (18:09):
What huh? What?
Speaker 2 (18:11):
Elan and Eland five nine twenty eight hundred five nine
nine twenty eight hundred call Eatland to Eland. Why they're
selling your home for a one percent commission rate? That's
it been around for forty six years. They're the best.
They know what they're doing. Your house will sell. Keep
the equity in your house. Why would you give it
somebody else? One percent commission rate five nine nine, twenty
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eight hundred. Call the guy that's the owner. You see,
you can sell my house one percent. He's gonna say, yeah,
back after this? What?
Speaker 1 (18:40):
Well, the greatest holiday is no, nay. The greatest holiday
known to man is coming up?
Speaker 2 (18:46):
Your birthday?
Speaker 1 (18:47):
No they we are. That's right. Second greatest holiday knowing
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the way.
Speaker 6 (19:39):
Only a half more hour to get through this lows
right away, forty w ches.
Speaker 2 (19:51):
This is this is the and they do Go Goes?
Is this the Hooters is Go Goes?
Speaker 1 (19:58):
No, it's go Goes. It's bad about you? Right yeah,
head over his I'm mad about you.
Speaker 2 (20:05):
This is the title song to a cute little movie
called thirteen going on thirty. It's with Jennifer Gardner and
somebody else.
Speaker 1 (20:14):
Find out more about that at www dot.
Speaker 2 (20:19):
So basically she.
Speaker 1 (20:22):
Basically dot com.
Speaker 5 (20:26):
You go.
Speaker 1 (20:26):
That's a long address, man. I hope you got that.
If you play a.
Speaker 2 (20:30):
Good little movie, it's a good little movie.
Speaker 1 (20:33):
Well, let's keep it on movies because I tease this
story two hours ago.
Speaker 2 (20:38):
We got sidetracked.
Speaker 1 (20:39):
We got sidetracked.
Speaker 2 (20:40):
Patty Wagons, Stormtrooper Peace Stormtroopers, Klingons actually have a language.
Oh lah, we're gonna ask the mayor to bring back
the paddy wagon when he gets in here.
Speaker 1 (20:53):
Now, no, let's let's ask the Maryor to make the
official language of Little Klingon No hang on one seconds
all for me.
Speaker 2 (21:00):
Well, maybe LMPD should go to official language or kling
On because the bad guys, you know what they do,
They get buy those scanners, right, and they monitored. You
don't think they don't do that.
Speaker 1 (21:10):
Let them try when people start going meet more car fifty.
Speaker 2 (21:14):
Right, especially the dirty drug dealers, they buy those little
scanners and they're like, oh, throwing away us.
Speaker 1 (21:24):
This weekend was the Texas Fright Mayor Weekend, one of
the biggest festivals. How about that man fright what fright mare?
Seven nightmare? It's worse, it's frightening hand a nightmare. It's
a fright mare.
Speaker 2 (21:37):
It's my life with you today?
Speaker 1 (21:39):
Fight? Oh h. Terrifier director Damian Leone was on hand
and the at the festival with the art of the
Clown series. It was all Terrifier, the movie Terrifier.
Speaker 2 (21:54):
Oh it was by the way, Terrifiers made for like
seven dollars and fifty and it made a ton of money.
Speaker 1 (22:01):
That's the way it goes, right.
Speaker 2 (22:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (22:04):
Anyway, the question was asked to the director of the Terrifier,
can we expect a Terrifier four. The answer is yes,
Terrifier four.
Speaker 2 (22:13):
Terrifier four to say, is it the same dude?
Speaker 1 (22:16):
Same dude? So I do know what I'm doing this afternoon.
Speaker 2 (22:19):
You watched her.
Speaker 1 (22:20):
Because I never saw two or three. Yeah, I've gotta
have to do that too, uh the terrifier four. Yes,
there will be a Terrifier four. Plus there'll be a
serious backstory on the Killer Clown Art Art.
Speaker 2 (22:32):
How did he get there?
Speaker 1 (22:33):
Art the Clown? Yeah, yeah, it all happened within the
first fifteen minutes. You'll know why Art the Clown is
the way he is.
Speaker 3 (22:41):
You want to.
Speaker 2 (22:42):
I wonder if what it's like to feel to hear
something like as a serial killer or something or a
terrible person and they go. My inspiration was twite witting,
Like I met a person named Dwight Witten when I
was seven what and it made me the way I
am today.
Speaker 1 (22:56):
Speaking of clowns, stranger things. The final Seed, Oh stop,
I'm out. I mean, come on, they're like forty two.
Speaker 2 (23:03):
Years old and have grandkids, right, I don't, I'm out.
Speaker 1 (23:07):
I tried to watch the first season because it was
in the eighties. I love the eighties. I love reflecting back.
They never showed a monster there was no monster, you know,
or was missing.
Speaker 3 (23:20):
A serious So I've never watched Stranger Things we see.
What made it become so popular the way that I.
Speaker 1 (23:26):
Think it was because it was eighties.
Speaker 2 (23:27):
We First of all, it attracted the younger folks because
it's a good story and it's crazy. Second of all,
Dwight's right, they nailed the nineteen eighties to the absolute tea.
So we were watching because like every scene you were like, yep,
that's that's the eighties. And I mean it was so
uncanny how well they did and nailed the eighties. But
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then the problem was they kept skipping. There's supposed to
be kids, and they kept skipping years of filming like
they do like Netflix and Max does or HBO. I
don't know what they're called today, but they skipped too
many years. And now it's been like twenty years, dude.
Speaker 1 (24:07):
I mean, it's seriously been five or six years, right, But.
Speaker 2 (24:10):
How popular is that show? I'll tell you that song
running Up a Hill has not been heard since nineteen
eighty five? What song running up a hill? The what's
her name? Oh no, there was an artist in the
nineteen eighties. No one has seen her in forty years.
They put the song in one of the most important
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episodes of the series that last season, Running Up a
Hill is the name of the song, and that lady
was making a million dollars a week off downloads. It
was crazy.
Speaker 1 (24:43):
I make two million a week.
Speaker 2 (24:44):
You don't make anything.
Speaker 1 (24:45):
You don't know that man?
Speaker 2 (24:50):
Here it is. What's her name, Kate Bush, Kate bush Man,
listen to it. This is a song that probably Courtney
Donahoe would have listened to you up north, that we
would never we were playing thirty eight specials. What do
you mean at this?
Speaker 1 (25:06):
What have you know? She's getting? She listens to what
she's getting ready for work today?
Speaker 2 (25:11):
I bet no Corona hair going wait, what time is
your shift?
Speaker 1 (25:14):
Talking like she's in Jersey read at the road.
Speaker 3 (25:18):
That hell.
Speaker 2 (25:20):
It's a good episode, by the way. That's when they're
fighting the monster that Dwight said doesn't exist.
Speaker 1 (25:25):
No, I said. They never show the day and.
Speaker 2 (25:26):
There's several monsters and they're all over the series.
Speaker 1 (25:29):
At some point you gotta show a monster, or.
Speaker 2 (25:32):
Well, you're showing your ignorance. Because there was monsters everywhere,
including those ones that looked like dogs. But then their
head is shaped like a plant and that will eat you.
Speaker 1 (25:40):
What season do they show up?
Speaker 3 (25:41):
Yet?
Speaker 2 (25:42):
Every single one there wasn't in the first I think
you're wrong and you're stupid. Hang on me, are you okay?
You're gonna throw up? He doesn't feel well today. I
told him, if you're gonna throw up, give me a
little morning a warning. I can get to my phone
and I need to video any throwing up action. Throwing
up is funny? Do you find throwing up funny? Joe?
Speaker 3 (26:05):
It makes me say it depends on how it's depicted. Honestly,
If it's like the gross throw.
Speaker 2 (26:10):
Up, yeah okay, food okay, But beer throw up is.
Speaker 3 (26:14):
Hilarious, Yes, yeah, okay, that is funny.
Speaker 2 (26:17):
Beer beer throw up is funny because there's so much pressure.
Yeah yeah, they look like the Exorcist. Dude, you look terrible, man,
Are you gonna fall down? Lay down on the ground.
How did you lay down on the ground and just
pull the mic to your mum? It's not like you're
adding a lot to the show today. So just kitty.
Speaker 1 (26:39):
So over the weekend. Over the weekend, it was confirmed
by Netflix that the fifth and final season of Stranger
Things will take place when Will Land to be available
to stream.
Speaker 2 (26:54):
It will be November twenty six, two eighty six.
Speaker 1 (26:57):
Yeah, and then and then a second volume of the
final shows will hit on Christmas Day. Okay, so it's
one of these deals where they've.
Speaker 2 (27:07):
Already made out. I don't care.
Speaker 1 (27:09):
I will watch stupid craps. So they have you wait
for five years. I'm not a fan of the show Watch.
Speaker 3 (27:16):
I don't think it's interesting, but I don't know why.
Just never got on that.
Speaker 2 (27:19):
I got it, I gotta say, dude, So you have
got to get out of your box.
Speaker 3 (27:24):
I will watch shows.
Speaker 1 (27:25):
I do not.
Speaker 2 (27:27):
Clearly, you do not watch any shows, John John, I.
Speaker 1 (27:30):
Love spending time in the box. You can stay in
the box.
Speaker 2 (27:33):
Get out of the box, expand your horizons. Watch watch
Stranger Things.
Speaker 1 (27:39):
Celebrate being in the box.
Speaker 2 (27:41):
Fun and weird.
Speaker 3 (27:42):
Great now, though, the fact that the show's going to
end and I'll be able to binge the entire thing.
Maybe No, that's good to actually start Stranger Things and
I can just get it all out of the way, right.
Speaker 2 (27:54):
Except for the last season. It was the last season.
I watched it. We watched we discovered it in season
seven or eight.
Speaker 1 (28:01):
Yeah, I watched it after it was all drunk.
Speaker 2 (28:03):
He would not because he was like, it's dragon showing
a bunch of nerds. I was like, really, got a
lot of nakedness and a lot of nudity, Yeah, nudity, and.
Speaker 1 (28:11):
What invisibility spill do you think Princess Nebula is gonna
use against the Garfonians.
Speaker 2 (28:19):
Wish I hadn't invisibly. I wish I had spell right now.
Speaker 1 (28:22):
So listen to this, so uh stranger things. They make
you wait six years for the next season.
Speaker 2 (28:28):
No, they're not making me wait because I'm oot. But
listen as the as the Canadians say, I'm oot.
Speaker 3 (28:34):
You're not.
Speaker 1 (28:35):
You're gonna finish it, But it looks like you're probably right.
Speaker 2 (28:38):
I'm gonna break. I'm gonna I'm gonna break. I'll be
so weak. I'm like, oh damn it. I watch it.
Speaker 1 (28:43):
But it looks like it's gonna be one of these
dudes where they split the season up. Like let's say
it's ten episodes. You know they'll drop it and they'll say, okay,
it's back. It'll be five episodes. There'll be another cliffhanger
for a few more months. You know what attrack you people?
You make people wait six years give it to him.
Speaker 6 (28:58):
Now.
Speaker 2 (28:59):
I love the copy in it because it reminded me,
like I told you, they nailed the eighties. It reminded
me of every cop I knew in the eighties. They're
all Vietnam vets, right, they come back, they become cops.
It's a perfect job to have, so they come. But
they always they did stuff old school, you know, they
got information from who they do, and they got information.
It looks like it hurts. Jimmy, Jimmy, do you want
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more because it looks like it hurt or are you
gonna tell me where the girl is? You know, it's
like it's like they didn't follow any rules, and they
threatened everybody and they would beat the crap out of you,
and no one complained.
Speaker 1 (29:31):
That's real police. One complained. I hated. I had a
state trooper give me what for one time, and you.
Speaker 2 (29:38):
Know I got the what for.
Speaker 1 (29:39):
I deserved it.
Speaker 2 (29:40):
I got the what for, but I got the what
for with the boot. While he looked at my license,
he had his foot on my neck and my face
was on the ice like it was winter, and I
was like, this ice is really cold. He goes, I
bet I.
Speaker 1 (29:54):
Was on the ground and I was trying to I
was trying to explain exactly what it happened. He kicked
me in the ribs and sold me. He said, shut up, cupcake.
Look he called me cupcakes.
Speaker 2 (30:06):
Is the thing the knight that he was standing on
my neck on the ice. I will say this, we
didn't do anything that time, Like that time, we were innocent.
I was like, I swear we were. It wasn't us.
But they used to have this little Every cop had
a little uh what those index cards, like the blank
index cards and your name was at the top. Now
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this is four computers, so he would you put your
name on there, and every cop, almost to a te
neighborhoods would say, hey, you get three strikes with me
and then you're going. Because they never really took you
to jail. The worst thing they could do, take you
to your dad. It was the worst. He was like,
take me to jail. I will go to the lock
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up or whatever it is. They're like, oh, no, no, no,
we're gonna and they would know your dad's name. They're going,
I'm gonna take you to John. You're like, no, man,
come on, where's when you need it? Please let me
go and would your dad say when you open the door.
Speaker 1 (31:02):
Hey, say, dag on it? You did it again, you
little character? No, he there and watch television in your room.
It's what he would say, go he go, what do
he do?
Speaker 2 (31:10):
Right?
Speaker 1 (31:10):
Exactly? That's what's happened.
Speaker 5 (31:13):
Man.
Speaker 2 (31:13):
He thanks dad for the bend for the doubt. I
got shut up.
Speaker 1 (31:16):
Like I never got the benefit for the doubt for
a good reason, you know. But that's what's wrong with
society today.
Speaker 2 (31:22):
I think the next car you should come back. I
think the cold come back. You got three strikes and
then you're going, okay, rambunctious behavior, Okay, you're on here.
Here's number two, and he'd show you the index car
Venetti number two.
Speaker 1 (31:35):
We don't know if they need to use the term
three strikes because not everybody's into sports and follows football.
So just say, you know, three incidents or something. For
gods like us.
Speaker 2 (31:47):
Are you okay?
Speaker 6 (31:48):
There?
Speaker 1 (31:48):
You're getting I'm telling you my face looked like as
bad as well.
Speaker 2 (31:52):
I mean, it's always horrible to look at every day.
Oh I can't say that, but but it looks like it.
Speaker 1 (32:00):
Am I red?
Speaker 2 (32:01):
I feel like I'm let me ask you, John, how
does coffee do this morning.
Speaker 3 (32:05):
I thought coffee did great. If he I know, he
did a couple of shows a few months ago to
get prepare for this and that sort of thing. But
he was confident as he always was on his afternoon show.
And I think he's gonna fit like a glove into
the morning show slot.
Speaker 2 (32:19):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (32:20):
I knew a guy that had five wee wee's his
pants fit like a glove.
Speaker 2 (32:23):
Here's here's a thing, so get it. I think he'll
he'll have the disease I had when I first came
over here, which was I would purposely avoid the sports
topic because people would say, oh sports, guy's talking sports again.
It's all he can do. So I guarantee he will
try to avoid. Like. There was a couple of sports
stories he had to do, and I don't know if
he did them or not.
Speaker 3 (32:42):
He did a couple, Yeah, did the Scottie Scheffler. He
talked about Louisville baseball.
Speaker 2 (32:46):
Yeah, you got to all that, Yeah, he got to
Those are great stories to lead with. Yeah, I get it,
all right. Did you go grill Masters?
Speaker 3 (32:54):
He did?
Speaker 2 (32:54):
I'm good, You're good. Lots of pasta, lots of pasta.
Louisville dot Com stop on end too. I know I'm
getting there to get some chicken. I'm gonna bring Dwighte
some chicken noodle soup from lots of pasta, because you
look terrible. Dwight looks like the floor of my taxi. Oh,
lots of pasta. So if you've blown your.
Speaker 1 (33:14):
Pasta chicken needle noodle soup and and and Italian wedding,
I need.
Speaker 2 (33:20):
Both, Okay, both, I got you. I got you, buddy.
If you blow your achilles and you look as bad
as Dwighte. He looks bad before, but now it's really awful.
We'll get you some lots of pasta. The soup's really good.
But mostly they bake their own breads there. They bake
their own meats, so fresh and good.
Speaker 1 (33:38):
Pain sickness, sick sickness.
Speaker 2 (33:44):
Lots of pasta. Thirty seven seventeen, Lexington Road, in the
heart of Saint Mancy's.
Speaker 3 (33:50):
What else we have? We have two minutes?
Speaker 2 (33:52):
Oh Saturday, there's a lot going on and actual B
twenty five will be at bowman Field around New Nish.
I will be at Brown Park bringing on some bands
for the seventy fifth anniversary of Saint Matthew's we have
the crusade for children going on.
Speaker 1 (34:11):
Should I show up and work the let him know
how brave he is booth? Because if they don't have
one up.
Speaker 2 (34:18):
I think you should work the kissing booth. They used
to have a kissing booth in my grade school with
the fair.
Speaker 1 (34:25):
They have kissing booth. But what than they kissing booth?
But all you saw were the lips and you didn't
know what you were kissing.
Speaker 2 (34:33):
You know, well, right when you get up, they would
switch the person out.
Speaker 1 (34:36):
You're like, oh, kissing booth.
Speaker 2 (34:40):
Was getting I thought I was getting Heather. I'm getting Michelle.
Speaker 1 (34:43):
It's so gross.
Speaker 2 (34:44):
I wanted Heather. I got Michelle. Isn't it a dollar? No,
you got kissing dollar seventy was a lot of money.
Speaker 1 (34:50):
You got kissing. Hey, you guys like, what are your
friend's wives that does the thing where they kiss your
lips while they kiss you goodbye?
Speaker 3 (34:58):
What you ran?
Speaker 2 (34:59):
Like? Your why he's delusional?
Speaker 1 (35:01):
Now it might be.
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He's a little delusional. All right, John, great job today, buddy.
We will see you all tomorrow. The boys are coming
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