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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Gotta shout out to Don Mueller. He's listening to us
right now.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
It you stepped on it, dude, that's all right, dude, No,
just jump on it and tell you what I did.
I did.
Speaker 1 (00:12):
Thank you to Don. He's listening to us all the
way into Ruba.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
Oh, I'm horrible. I think it's way out like there's
not a lot out there.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
I think I'm horrible when it comes to geometry. Where
is that? John Alden?
Speaker 3 (00:31):
I don't know why go to Why go to Cocomo
when you can go to the Indiana version of Cocomo?
Speaker 1 (00:36):
Of course, right, it's true.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
They have good ice cream. That was the Beach Boys
and the guy from full House.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
It's just the Beach Boys, wasn't it.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
No, it was the guy from full House who was
played like guitar or something on it. Really really he
played Blackie on the soap Opera. He had dark hair
and an ear ring.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
What are you talking about?
Speaker 2 (01:01):
What's his name? He was married to? Uh, you know
what I'm talking about?
Speaker 3 (01:05):
The Elvis looking dude. Yes, what was his name.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
In the show soap Opera? John STOs what he was?
Speaker 1 (01:13):
And he sang on the Beach Boys.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
I think he sang with them.
Speaker 3 (01:16):
Yes, Jesse was his characters.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
Yes, No, you're thinking of the Dukes of Hazard. That
was Uncle Jesse.
Speaker 3 (01:22):
No, there's Uncle Jesse in full House.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
There's only one Uncle Jesse, John Auden.
Speaker 3 (01:27):
There's only one Uncle Jesse from the Dukes of Hazzard.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
I dare you make that statement? At my Duke's thank you?
Speaker 2 (01:37):
He was Albert Blackie Parish. There he goes, that's what
he looked like when he was on the soap opera.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
What the hell does that have to do with him
singing with the beach boys.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
I was just telling you who he was, bro, relax man,
take a value.
Speaker 3 (01:49):
And what I did?
Speaker 1 (01:51):
Two of them actually be doing this show that's better
than one that comes from my grandmother. My grandmother always
told me, if one's good, two's better. Let let's do this.
The most dangerous beaches in the US. Jaws fiftieth anniversary. Uh,
watching a lot of Sharks. And you know, after I
watched Jaws, and here's what I like, and I'm also
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freaked out about I'll watch certain shows mainly on my
fire TV. On Roku, it doesn't so much do this,
but on my fire TV it starts suggesting all of
these other shark programs, Shark Week and one none, which
is fine, but it's a little bit creepy too. New
report warms about the most dangerous beaches in the country
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when it comes to shark.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
Attacks, Australia has got to be in there in Florida.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
That's exactly what I thought, Tony. Here's what freaks me out.
Let me just go ahead and cut to the chase.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
In Australia they put their netting out. It's so bad.
They have nets all the way down to damn beach.
Speaker 3 (02:53):
You said. In the US though, right right talking.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
Oh, I'm sorry, is this just us?
Speaker 1 (02:56):
It's most dangerous in the country.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
Sorry, I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
Florida goes ten for ten. Basically, that's that's the all
of them. Cut to the chase.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
Wait, wait a minute, where do most people live. It's
where the food is, right, where people vacation. It's where
the food is. The sharks are smart.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
Let's do it start at ten number ten as Juniper
Beach in Florida.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
Oh, that is down by the Everglades. I got a buddy.
That's two buddies that are a part of Jupiter. I'm
sorry Jupiter Juniper. No, it says Jupiter says jup, Well,
Juniper is a like a hunting if they have a
country club is a Uranus, Florida. If you ever want
to go back to nineteen fifteen, go join this group
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in the Everglades.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
That sounds great to me. I went to nineteen fifteen.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
The one guy that I knew there was a member
and he said, look, man, I got one opening, and
I'm only going to ask once and then you don't
get asked again. And at the time I was sober.
I don't hunt and fish, and I was like, oh,
I appreciate it.
Speaker 3 (03:58):
There's also a Juniper Beach Louisville.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
I would have said, oh, there is. I would have said,
you had me at one opening. Number nine is Cape Canaveral, Florida.
These are the shark by capitals of the country.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
I love that beach. That's a Cocoa Beach. Isn't that
Cocoa Beach, It's says Cape canaver Yeah, that's Cocoa Beach.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
Cocoa Beach.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
Yeah, you can. You can see the launches from Cocoa Beach.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
Miramar Heights Beach, Florida comes into number eight. Number seven
is Palm Beach, Florida. That sounds like it would be
highly populate.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
Well that's that, that's the sharks with good taste. Yeah,
these people live.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
So when a shark and Palm Beach each it does
it put the pinky on his fin up when he.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
Well, it's like they're more healthy. So these sharks are
health conscious.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
So i'd be safe. They would look at my fat
and say, oh, it's too much cholesterol. Go for the
citizen instead. Number six is Cocoa Beach, Florida.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
Cocoa Beach that's separate from Cape Well, I guess so,
but it shouldn't be. It's right there, same area.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
Where's boardwalk for?
Speaker 2 (05:03):
This isn't a boating accident.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
And it wasn't Jack the Ripper. Number four is Miami Beach, Florida.
I wouldn't. I didn't see that one coming. Uh.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
Those are the ones that are you know, really attracted to.
There's not a lot of swimwear, swimwear to choke up
on if you go to Miami. Now there's you know,
the these these bathing suits. That's not a bathing suit.
If you go swimming, you're gonna lose that thing. It's
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dental flaws.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
I I'm sorry, john On, you have something going back
to the Miami Beach. This is the top ten beaches
in the nation shark They all way in in Florida.
It does go on, here's a node an asterisk to it.
Miami Beach, Florida is number four for shark attacks. It
does also say that a lot of uh a lot
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of sharks have died from silicone poisoning.
Speaker 3 (06:01):
We should guess the final three beaches.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
Oh yeah, take it, take a shot.
Speaker 3 (06:04):
Let's one is Daytona.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
I wonder, yeah, if the if the thing your dangy.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
That was the very next one. That was the very
next wah it was. It was a guess no, but
I don't care he landed it.
Speaker 2 (06:17):
I wonder if they get like if they do have
a breast augmentation. Girl, they eat you know that the
poop gets caught in the tee, the plastic. But you
got this plastic thing? Can you get it for me?
Speaker 1 (06:30):
And I'm like a little fish that swim around of
shark and clean stuff out of his teeth.
Speaker 2 (06:34):
Yeah, they'll be real confused.
Speaker 1 (06:35):
The hell's this silicon?
Speaker 2 (06:37):
This plastic? Uh so? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (06:39):
Number three was Daytona Beach.
Speaker 3 (06:41):
Number two is the Laguna Beach, Laguna Sunrise.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
And the number one, number one most dangerous beach in
the nation.
Speaker 3 (06:51):
PC shark attacks PCB or Jacksonville.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
Take a guess, Jacksonville, Jacksonville, New Samrna Beach, Florida. Okay,
I know where that is.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
Let me see that one.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
Uh notice she didn't say any of the Redneck.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
Riviera Panama City Beach. Yeah, okay, is that.
Speaker 2 (07:09):
On that list.
Speaker 1 (07:09):
Uh, let's see a little good now wait a minute, Okay,
then here's why why Uh the Laguna Beach in Panama
City Beach is the second most dangerous. Oh there you go,
thirty nine surf related deaths.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
Well, if you stay in those high rise condos, you
sit up there, and you know, dusk and dawn, you
see him patrolling. You see those fins, and you see
the sharks patrolling up and down.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
My uh mother in law, Becky Tyler, she, uh, what's
it called snowbirds there? You know, we went down one
times and I did with with.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
The Panama City Uh. Yeah, that's not far enough. It's
so cold in the winter.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
So we we go down there when there's snowburden, I say,
what the hell, I'll go. This is a true story.
I was in bed before any of the old people work.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
Yeah, yeah, I do that too, But but she'll post
pictures every year.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
She'll be on our back and you having coffee. And
sure enough, like you said, here's the ocean, you'll see
two or three sharks underneath. They're just swimming around.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
Yeah. They just patrol back and forth, waiting on you. No,
thank you, no, thank you.
Speaker 1 (08:19):
Here's the most unhinged baby names a hospital nurses ever heard.
Twins and a nick you.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
You know.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
The first time I learned what NICKI was with our
own John Alden Da. We know we had about it.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
I was screaming at him, saying, how could this be
the first time you've heard that.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
I still don't know what it means. It's premature, right.
Speaker 3 (08:41):
Or neonatal intensive care units.
Speaker 2 (08:44):
Go ahead, It's not nerd, that's a normal thing.
Speaker 3 (08:48):
Just say NEO is one of the best ones in
the region from what I've been told.
Speaker 2 (08:52):
No, no, yeah, nick you is is way harder to
say than what he just said. Just to go with
nick you.
Speaker 1 (08:59):
Some of these names kind of funny.
Speaker 2 (09:00):
One thing good thing about Dwight with shark bites, you
knew it would be bite and then spinning back out.
So they're not gonna chew on you. They're gonna like
bite as soon as it bites, is gonna go oh
oh what is that? Oh? What is that?
Speaker 1 (09:13):
Well? Plus mother Shark tell Daddy shark he's.
Speaker 3 (09:16):
Way too high in cholesterol for you.
Speaker 2 (09:18):
It's too fat.
Speaker 1 (09:19):
All right. So these are bad baby names from nurses.
Here's twins in a nick you one boy, one girl.
One was named brock Lee and the other one was
named Cali Flower.
Speaker 3 (09:35):
Come on, man, all the real names.
Speaker 2 (09:37):
These people idiots, they're idiots.
Speaker 1 (09:39):
Another nurse worked on the postpartum floor. There was twins.
One was Abracadabra, the other one was Alika Zam.
Speaker 2 (09:45):
No way, I kind of like that one Africa an Alkazam.
I wonder if something pof disappears every time.
Speaker 1 (09:53):
Yeah, that has to do with this uncle. We're not
going to talk about that.
Speaker 2 (09:56):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (09:58):
Twins, okay, twins named Michael and little Michael. What one
was named Michael well and the other one name was
little Michael.
Speaker 2 (10:08):
You know you look after George Foreman.
Speaker 1 (10:11):
George and George and George six He.
Speaker 2 (10:13):
Had six George's and a Georgiette.
Speaker 3 (10:15):
Mm hmmm, are you serious?
Speaker 2 (10:17):
George all six of his sons are named George, and
he had a daughter who he name her Georgette.
Speaker 1 (10:21):
So George So, George Jones has a daughter. Her name
is Georgetta.
Speaker 3 (10:27):
Georgia Georgia female name, I.
Speaker 2 (10:31):
Guess, but it's not. Oh yeah, Georgia. That's a beautiful name.
This is cool. Uh.
Speaker 1 (10:38):
The couple's last name of the twins is Ball, like
Lucille Ball B A L. L. What did they name
their kids?
Speaker 2 (10:46):
Cannon and Crystal, Cannon and Crystal Ball.
Speaker 3 (10:51):
These poor girls Crystal works though Crystal is a real.
Speaker 2 (10:53):
Name, Crystal Ball, Crystal Ball is a stripper's name, of course.
Speaker 1 (10:58):
Oh yeah, you don't have story.
Speaker 2 (11:00):
You have now picked the profession of your young child. Congratulations,
No one's gonna take your daughter serious.
Speaker 1 (11:08):
Going back to a rub of Jason Crarel will get back.
Don just chimed in. Who's listening to us?
Speaker 3 (11:13):
In a Ruba?
Speaker 1 (11:14):
He says, is in the Caribbean, just north of South America.
Speaker 2 (11:18):
Yeah, it's way out and it's way down there. That's
where Tom Cruise, the scientist likes to mix drinks.
Speaker 1 (11:25):
Uh, Lucifer was a name. Oddly enough, I took care
of another baby on the same night named Messiah.
Speaker 2 (11:31):
That is creepy. Lucifer is that's uncalled for.
Speaker 3 (11:36):
I'm surprised, you know, Tony, you did the list of
names that were banned. I'm surprised Lucifer's son on that line.
Speaker 2 (11:41):
I know because Jesus Christ, Adolf Hitler, names like that
were banned.
Speaker 1 (11:46):
This is all one word, like a horse, you know,
a race horse.
Speaker 2 (11:51):
Outside califagilistic, espialidocious.
Speaker 1 (11:55):
The baby's name was a real true miracle, all one word.
Speaker 2 (11:58):
You're You're an idiot, You're stupid?
Speaker 1 (12:03):
Okay, uh uh you do what is wrong with people?
Speaker 2 (12:07):
I don't. It's narcissism, is what it is.
Speaker 3 (12:11):
What do this moth? Because they tell them to grow
up and they're like, why'd you name me that? It's
like what you were? You were a little miracle in
the nick us.
Speaker 2 (12:17):
You know, it's a reflection on you the child. It's
not a reflection on the child. Even though you're gonna
ruin the child's life, it's gonna he or she's gonna
have to constantly try to overcome it.
Speaker 1 (12:26):
At least it's not light.
Speaker 3 (12:28):
I wonder if, like whenever the people are asking them to,
like to fill out the official legal forms, like if
they say to these these parents like are you sure?
Like do they warn them like are you sure you
want to die?
Speaker 2 (12:36):
Absolutely? They do?
Speaker 1 (12:37):
Yoah, why do they start looking for alan front and
the cameras to come out like they'rowing candid camera or
you might know it as punkd.
Speaker 2 (12:45):
Well, I believe. I don't think you have to be
an adult to change your name like I think if
you're twelve or fourteen years old or something, you can
officially petition to change your name.
Speaker 1 (12:54):
I want to change mind to Tony Venetti.
Speaker 2 (12:56):
No, you're just to mess with you. I don't and
well she you don't have to say it.
Speaker 1 (13:00):
You have to say this Radio eight forty Tony Vinetti
and Tony Vanetti.
Speaker 2 (13:05):
There's very there's very few Venettes in America, thank god.
One is that? One's a race car driver in Italy.
Speaker 1 (13:13):
I wonder how many Dwight Whittens.
Speaker 2 (13:14):
There is another one? Laura Vinetti does a TV podcast
in Europe?
Speaker 1 (13:21):
Is there a is there a big fat one? And
they call him Sweaty Vannetti. Let's do one more?
Speaker 2 (13:28):
Kevin Otti news don't w q F wanted me to
name my two kids Eddie and Betty. That's great Eddie
and Betty Vannetti.
Speaker 1 (13:35):
Why do you do it?
Speaker 3 (13:35):
It's like Millie Vanilli, but Eddie Vannetti.
Speaker 2 (13:38):
Eddie, Eddie and Betty Vinetti.
Speaker 1 (13:40):
Uh, we're gonna do one more than we get off
the topic out of time anyway. Uh, here's a nurse.
Two examples. I had triplets Lincoln, Mercedes, and Bentley, and
also had twins named Bert and Ernie.
Speaker 3 (13:56):
I think, see that's the best one.
Speaker 2 (13:58):
It is. No, there's clearly burn Ernie is clearly the
best one. Mercedes is a stripper name.
Speaker 1 (14:05):
Okay, so I dated a Mercedes.
Speaker 2 (14:07):
Really, what was her job? What was her job? She
was just a rich girl.
Speaker 1 (14:15):
So finally, because god she was so hot. Unless my
wife was listening.
Speaker 2 (14:20):
Is a rich girl's name too.
Speaker 1 (14:21):
So this Mercedes girl, I get in an argument, how
old are you? And she shows me a license and
sure enough it was Mercedes was.
Speaker 2 (14:31):
Her was her name's? Well? She wasn't two classes? She
was dating you.
Speaker 1 (14:37):
No, it's called dumpster diving. When would hot responsible women
come over to me? It's oftentimes rebound. Hey, you know what,
if you're listening to home right now, I want you
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Speaker 2 (15:54):
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Speaker 2 (16:47):
All right.
Speaker 1 (16:47):
More on the way in just a few minutes. News
Radio eight forty whas.
Speaker 3 (16:53):
The days of the new no three doors down, raidors down,
Samera though you know their singer was diagnosed with cancer. No,
I did not know that Brad Arnold is stage four
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Speaker 1 (17:08):
Three doors down when Tony and I were one hundred
point five of the Fox, they came and did a
lot of stuff with our station because we wear so
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Speaker 2 (17:22):
Man.
Speaker 1 (17:22):
I hate here and they John Orgens.
Speaker 3 (17:23):
I know them.
Speaker 1 (17:25):
Hey, welcome aboard eight forty wajs. I'm Dwight whitting John
Aldens right there totally. Venetti will be back soon, coming
up with the Bobby Hour. We're gonna do this day
in history. I do want to remind everybody, though, put
this on your calendar right now. Is a free lunch Friday.
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the cooking for us. Here's what's on the menu so far,
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Speaker 2 (19:04):
News On the way, I got six things not to
do when you're flying, and it's called a tease. Fart
walking actually has health benefits, don't do it back after
this news radio eight forty whas.
Speaker 1 (19:24):
Oh, Lenny Kravits.
Speaker 3 (19:27):
Fly away for your airplane story.
Speaker 2 (19:29):
That's right, Lenny was like one of the coolest, if
not the coolest guy from the nineties.
Speaker 1 (19:35):
Yeah, you know what, he got a pet rabbit. Yeah,
hugged it and pet it and kissed it and squeezed.
It's of mice and men. Lenny, never mind, I'm so sorry.
You know what, here's two dollars into that bad joke, jarky.
Speaker 2 (19:51):
All right, I have a list here. It is stuff
you don't want to do when you're going to the
airport and you're in line. Stuff you don't want to do.
And I had it. It was right below fart walking. Oh,
come on, no, it's it's supposed to be very very
healthy for you. There it is. I ith, you just
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did one of these things in the hallway just now.
Speaker 1 (20:16):
Oh, sexually harassed?
Speaker 2 (20:18):
I know. Other than that. Never use your mouth as
a hand.
Speaker 1 (20:24):
What choice do I have. I'm on crutches.
Speaker 2 (20:26):
Okay, So when you are at the airport and you're
doing that post TSA and you're trying to get everything together,
never put anything in your mouth as a hand, like
you're carrying anything because the airport is just Germ City.
Speaker 1 (20:40):
And you know what, that's true. I am gelgia putting
my belt in my o in your mouth, yeah, because
you gotta take your damn belt off. You gotta do
all this other stuff. And then so here's the thing. No,
sooner you get to your crap, did the X ray?
You're already backed up. You got fifteen people looking at you.
So I'm like trying the fast. I can do that job, and.
Speaker 2 (21:01):
I want to go to the sitting area, right, but
I don't want to forget anything back at the place.
Don't Some of these are obvious, that one's not. It
was like, oh, yeah, you're right, I shouldn't put I
shouldn't do You shouldn't do that anytime. Like your keys
are probably nasty. Never put your keys in your mouth.
I know we're all husbands. We put keys in our
mouth and carry the luggage and just go ma'am, ich ma'am.
Speaker 1 (21:21):
But I've had so many things in my mouth I
could be immune.
Speaker 2 (21:24):
Never uh don't uh don't place small items on the
X ray belt because they'll fall through the little rollers.
Make sure you put it in one of the bins.
Speaker 1 (21:33):
Well, everything's got to go on the container, except for
like your no backpack goes on to the well. But
that's not a tiny thing.
Speaker 2 (21:39):
Yeah, yeah, correct. Obvious is don't bring firearms.
Speaker 1 (21:43):
Now you tell me.
Speaker 2 (21:46):
You'll be put on a list. It's not a good thing.
Speaker 1 (21:48):
But you get to say this, get it.
Speaker 2 (21:52):
Here's another get it.
Speaker 3 (21:54):
Get it.
Speaker 2 (21:54):
Do not make jokes about oh, bomb carrying explosives or bombs.
We just did this in Seattle that shut down the
entire airport for six hours and canceled thousands of routes
because all these planes were backed up, because they had
to shut the Seattle's airport down because the guy just
was like, he joked while he was on the plane.
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He was like, oh, like I'm carrying them.
Speaker 1 (22:16):
Mom, huh, I'm taking my shot again. I don't care it,
I don't care. I'm taking my shot. If you see
a friend of yours and his name happens to be Jack,
don't say hi to him.
Speaker 2 (22:24):
Don't do the joke Hi Jack, here's the one that
you know you're lucky with two dollars. You're lucky with
just two dollars.
Speaker 1 (22:35):
Man, because the hijack joke is a good joke.
Speaker 2 (22:37):
No, you did it and you knew better. That's why
you're getting fined Dwight.
Speaker 3 (22:41):
Imagine if you're on a plane and with zero context,
you're already up in you know, halver many thousand feet
in the air, and you se yell, hijack. I know
what would happen to you? Then, first of all, do
you think people would get it?
Speaker 1 (22:54):
And then my buddy Jack will go My name is
not Jack, it's Brian Wentworth.
Speaker 2 (22:58):
But hijack was a term used in the seventies. I'm
not sure that term is thrown around these days. Hijack
a plane. I mean, yeah, okay, here's the one that
concerns me. Do not put your pets or children through
the checkpoint X ray. Oh man, TSA officers care about
your pets and children. That's why a lot of times
you see no, no, no, no go around and like smaller kids,
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they don't put them through the X rays. And I'm like, well,
how harmful is the X rays if they don't want
pets and children.
Speaker 1 (23:25):
It's not just that, it's it's also kids that play
on like the luggage the returns. You know, when you
get back from vacation, the luggage return velt do you
here up with the poor child. They got hurt at
the one here at the airport. No, yeah, I got
on the luggage return got hurt. But thankfully he's coming around. Okay,
(23:48):
here's two more dollars. I mean, I still he's coming
around because he's on the Okay here, I'm not money
now so much? Will you just sit? He shut up?
Speaker 2 (23:58):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (24:00):
Again?
Speaker 2 (24:01):
How much is that X ray machine? Because I know
my wife travels a lot. I know a lot of
people that travel every week for their job and they're
on planes all the time. How many they make sure
to put the lead vest on you when you go
to the damned Dennis? But it's like I just went
through two of them because I flew this past week
for vacation. How much how much exposure am I getting
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from these X rays at the airport? Well?
Speaker 1 (24:26):
Same thing when like when I go to the hospital
to get something. The next rader, I go to Denist
and they put this gigantic lead vest and next thing
that leaves the room and I'm like, wait, is this
safe right? And they say, oh, it's safe.
Speaker 3 (24:38):
For you right.
Speaker 1 (24:40):
Well, we're just gonna be over here in this room
behind this here, shut that gigantic seven foot wide door.
Speaker 2 (24:46):
Yeah. Uh. And they're very powerful obviously because they are
the next level ones. They see through your clothes. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (24:52):
And by the way, when are we going to get
the sea through the closed X ray glasses? I ordered
a pair out of a comic book just last week.
That and now we have the technology.
Speaker 2 (25:03):
Well, they had a camera John in the nineteen nineties
that they would it had like a night vision one
and they flipped it to the whoever it was Nikon?
Was it Nikon?
Speaker 1 (25:15):
I think it was all of them. If they had
night vision, you could look at someone in a black so.
Speaker 2 (25:20):
If you turned it to night vision and went to
the pool or whatever, Because there was a whole website
in the nineties dedicated to these pictures. You could see
through people's clothes in the right conditions. So they were
basically X ray cameras. And they stopped making them. You
can still buy them online. I would assume I could.
Speaker 1 (25:39):
Just ring them on. By the way, I'm having a
pool party. Tell your wife.
Speaker 2 (25:42):
And the last one is, never bring a bottle of
water to the security checkpoint. It's not going to get through.
You gotta throw it away.
Speaker 1 (25:51):
Oh, you gotta throw it away. Here's what I do.
I'm not saying that we were tight with money. But
here's what I do. I'll take my regular bottle this week. Yeah,
I'll take the cap off and I'll just put it
in my luggage as soon as I get through there.
You can have an empty bottle. Oh okay, kind of
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just fill.
Speaker 2 (26:13):
It up with water. But I like it.
Speaker 1 (26:15):
But seriously, this is serious.
Speaker 2 (26:16):
You're still frugal.
Speaker 1 (26:17):
No, but listen, well, here's why if I buy If
I go to Standard Field and I buy a glass
of water, it's gonna be nineteen fifty.
Speaker 2 (26:25):
It has been standing for It'll be ninety years.
Speaker 1 (26:27):
If I get money out of the Quest machine.
Speaker 2 (26:30):
Now I go, okay, there's no quest machine.
Speaker 1 (26:32):
One of the markets each side Standard for Field. It's
gonna run me like eighteen fifty for a bottle of water.
And while I'm while I'm flying, I'll just take maybe
a sip if my mouth gets dropped. I don't want
to drink because I don't want to have to pee
on the plane. How many times now?
Speaker 2 (26:47):
But now you don't even check out at the airport.
They have those stations do where you just put the
thing on the plate, it scans it and you pay
that there's no person there, and I guess they have
a security person watching the thing, but there's no person
working there. You buy all the items yourself.
Speaker 1 (27:05):
Can I tell you my experience? Every single time?
Speaker 2 (27:07):
Please?
Speaker 1 (27:08):
Do we walk up to these kiosk will you check
yourself in?
Speaker 2 (27:11):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (27:12):
And without fail? Every single time, and we travel two
three times a year. It's not working. The guy from
behind the counter comes over and goes, oh, you gotta
do this, beat beat beat, beat, beat beat. They'll go
back behind the counter and go dude, he'll come.
Speaker 2 (27:25):
Back over.
Speaker 1 (27:28):
If they just want to checked us in like they
did in the nineteen eighties and nineties and early two thousands. John,
here's my point. He's spending more time coming over to
this kiosk.
Speaker 2 (27:38):
John did if you just check me in, the next
twenty people, the next twenty people checked out their items perfectly.
So it was just Dwight for this happened to.
Speaker 3 (27:49):
Your own boarding pass?
Speaker 1 (27:50):
Does it come out? No, it's not a boarding pass,
it's just the front part.
Speaker 2 (27:55):
So then I have you come back, Dwight. We're back,
We're back.
Speaker 1 (28:00):
Does that make sense?
Speaker 2 (28:01):
No? Okay, I don't want to do this topic, but
I think it's healthy it's a healthy report. Okay, I
don't want to say the F word. No, I don't
want to say it, but I'm gonna say it right now.
I'm gonna say it on the radio. And I don't
want to say it. Man fart Okay, far enough, man,
(28:21):
far enough. Fart Walking actually has health benefits. Some people
call it crop dusting.
Speaker 1 (28:29):
Yeah, I don't do that, I listen. Uh.
Speaker 2 (28:32):
Walking immediately after you eat is dubbed fart walking because
one of the side effects. While it's humorous, the practice
does have health benefits. Research published in the International Journal
of General Medicine shows one of the benefits is lowering
your blood sugar boom. It also boosts digestion and relieves
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and leaves bloating.
Speaker 1 (28:54):
So I just explained to Susan hey, as a wad
bar on the count, I am so sorry, but my
A one see is high.
Speaker 2 (29:01):
Exactly do you want me to die? Woman? Uh? Even
if you can't get out of the home, you can
just walk in place for ten minutes to gain a
healthy advantage on your gut and you're a one c.
Speaker 3 (29:15):
The more you know it should be one of those
jardi and the more you know the fun songs.
Speaker 2 (29:20):
Yeah, I think. I think John Shannon does that crop Dusty,
he just did it. Pause studio. You can't pause because
then everybody knows what you're doing.
Speaker 3 (29:30):
And your old studio is already hotter than the rest
because you have that window in there.
Speaker 2 (29:34):
You know what's hot air hot, we we in her,
we in her wet.
Speaker 1 (29:40):
Ladies, if you come by the window, let's do a couple.
I don't know, we can't get very many in, but
let's do this day in history.
Speaker 2 (29:47):
Okay, I'm in, I'm in. I love.
Speaker 3 (29:50):
Song.
Speaker 2 (29:51):
I don't know, we have time. We got to save
it for Tomorrowy.
Speaker 1 (29:59):
It was wow. Can you believe it? June twenty fourth
r Rage. June twenty fourth, nineteen forty TV cameras were
used for the first time at a political convention. It
was the Republicans gathering at Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. You know, I
always thought the television came in like the fifties or whatnot.
Speaker 2 (30:18):
Yeah, but that was pretty much no.
Speaker 1 (30:21):
But they had him.
Speaker 2 (30:22):
Well, no one could afford the TVs, and then I
didn't afford him.
Speaker 1 (30:25):
But no, they had him in like the late twenties.
Speaker 2 (30:28):
And if you're talking about television and politics, the television
age for electing presidents. The big one was Kennedy and Nixon.
Kennedy looked, he looked confident and good looking and carried himself.
And Nixon was sweating, sweating like Dwight on his wedding day.
(30:49):
And it came over across America and people. It's just
that's how Kennedy won. One of the reasons it was today.
Speaker 1 (30:55):
In nineteen forty seven, the first reported UFO was cited
by pilot Kenneth Arnold dear Mount Rayner in Washington.
Speaker 2 (31:06):
D C.
Speaker 1 (31:06):
His description of what he saw led to the expression
flying saucer.
Speaker 2 (31:12):
You know what he did after that? What we don't
know because he disappeared.
Speaker 1 (31:16):
No, he then went on and said the butt probe
was spectacular and he highly recommends it. That was forty seven,
nineteen forty seven.
Speaker 2 (31:25):
Yeah, so forty seven after the war, we go from
these just switches to the the you know, computer chip
and and the rest of this technology that it's surprisingly
after forty seven it's called reverse technology. Yeah, and that's
how we got all this stuff cell phone all that.
Speaker 1 (31:44):
We only got one more time for one more I'm
gonna piggy back that and jubb all the way to
this day. Nineteen ninety seven, that's when the Air Force
released a report on the so called Roswell incident, suggesting
that all of the bodies of the witness saw in
nineteen forty seven were actually life sized dummies. Yeah, olains it.
Speaker 2 (32:05):
Yeah, and then they try to say it was a
weather balloon.
Speaker 1 (32:08):
Weather balloons and dummies, Okay.
Speaker 2 (32:10):
And mysteriously people disappeared after that. We got two minutes,
all right, give me one more. You got one more.
Speaker 3 (32:17):
I got one more.
Speaker 1 (32:22):
It was this day. In nineteen ninety four, President Clinton
complained that radio personality Rush Limbaugh and TV evangelists Jerry Farwell,
we're feeding America's Americans unfair and negative reports about me.
Quit talking about my waiter.
Speaker 2 (32:39):
Stop it, stop it. The way history treat is the
treat's Presidents Clinton, after he got out, was considered one
of the best Democratic presidents in the one hundred years
there that that century. But then now thirty years later,
NAFTA's besides slavery, it's the worst policy in American history.
(33:04):
It destroyed. NAFTA destroyed America. Love that over period.
Speaker 1 (33:11):
And that's this day in history. Partially The Reader's Digest
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Speaker 1 (33:42):
I love you, Mom,