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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Here we go, and Venette's not even here for it.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
Venetti's not even here for But I did notice that
you hit the post with mister Jack Fox bring us
in with this song, John Alden, Well done, baby.
Speaker 1 (00:12):
I saw Venetti running in the hallway. Here he comes.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Now, okay, pot, that's crap down, real quick. Yeah, that's
what you get for doing whatever we were doing out there.
Speaker 3 (00:21):
I was.
Speaker 4 (00:24):
Yeah, it's fun.
Speaker 5 (00:26):
It's fun.
Speaker 4 (00:26):
It's more fun than.
Speaker 1 (00:28):
Cutting your head off with a I've got man on
the Silver Mountain too, like Dwight Well, real quick.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
Lance McGarvey, Voice of the Universe, He says, since you've
been gone by, Rainbow sounds like a bad rock band
in a movie from the early eighties that got together
for their big reveal in a rock band competition.
Speaker 4 (00:49):
It's actually in one of the Guardians of the Galaxy movies.
Oh yeah, you would like Guardian the Galaxies. Is it
a cartoon, No, it's not a cartoon.
Speaker 5 (01:00):
They play this song.
Speaker 4 (01:01):
Actually, they play this song when Rocket gets hurt. Rocket
Rocket is a an enhanced raccoon that talks and kills
people and loves the steel stuff.
Speaker 5 (01:09):
I do like raccoons.
Speaker 4 (01:11):
Yeah, it's fun. Trash fandas yes, and then Peter, which
is star Lord. He's driving the spaceship and he goes,
let's go get let's go get our friend from those douchebags,
and then he hits this song and then the the
plant and the spaceship takes off.
Speaker 3 (01:25):
That's all.
Speaker 5 (01:27):
This is a star Lord. This is a star Lord.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
Let's go with our friends from the douchebag RP.
Speaker 4 (01:36):
Because his mother died of cancer and the last thing
she gave him was a cassette with nineteen eighty songs,
and so the whole first movie is uh. And of
course he's also with a walking tree that always says
I am grooped. That's all he says. But everyone else
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understands what he's saying. But he's a walking tree.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
Oh wow, that sounds you have a raccoon walking the tree.
You didn't tell me that the movie had a walking tree.
Now I'm in that's that sounds like a.
Speaker 3 (02:10):
Really good movie.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
Anyone's Nerds's nerd, even if we say we're not right,
the nerds Guardian to the Galaxy Nerds.
Speaker 4 (02:19):
Actually star Lord, Peter star Lord. He reminds me a
lot of you, because he's the he's the idiot of
the of the show. He loves all the nineteen eighties music.
Speaker 5 (02:29):
Yeah, I like the guy. The hell kind of a
superhero is a tree? What's he gonna do? Come over,
I'm gonna shake myself and mess up your lawn.
Speaker 4 (02:37):
No, he grows so in a fight, if they're all
lined up, he'll grow his branch arm out and he
stabs him through all the way through, and then he
picks him up and slams against the wall and then
pulls it out.
Speaker 5 (02:48):
No, that's not true.
Speaker 4 (02:50):
All their guts are laying.
Speaker 5 (02:51):
On he does every time there's trouble.
Speaker 4 (02:52):
What he leaves, I'm gonna give you a dollar. I'm
gonna give you a dollar. You got a single there? Well,
are we going to talk about Kroger at all?
Speaker 5 (03:03):
What about Kroger?
Speaker 4 (03:04):
Another store? They've got some issues. They're a great company.
Speaker 5 (03:08):
I passed on the first story. We didn't do it
on the last holiday.
Speaker 3 (03:14):
Yeah, they.
Speaker 4 (03:17):
Added the one over at Baller High School. Gosh darn it,
what is that one called?
Speaker 3 (03:24):
Uh?
Speaker 4 (03:24):
There's now three, up to three stores with these mice
or rodent issues. So they're trying to figure it out.
They have to close the whole store. Why because they've
got to get rid of these things and then and
figure it out.
Speaker 5 (03:35):
These things.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
Dude, it's twenty twenty five. If you're going to refer
to the mice community as these things, I'm sorry, get
off this freaking show.
Speaker 4 (03:45):
Was that phobic?
Speaker 3 (03:47):
I think that was racist?
Speaker 5 (03:49):
No, that was hang on, that was xenophobic.
Speaker 3 (03:54):
Whatever that is?
Speaker 2 (03:54):
Okay, yeah, well this is now a phrase. Find humanoid robots,
flying humanoid robots.
Speaker 4 (04:03):
We're all gonna die. What the hell can you just
gonna die?
Speaker 5 (04:07):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (04:07):
I have an idea. Let's give them laser beams.
Speaker 4 (04:10):
Fraud one hundred years from now. What do you mean?
They knew they were gonna kill him, and they built
them anyway.
Speaker 5 (04:15):
They did this on purpose.
Speaker 3 (04:18):
Let's give them saw blades.
Speaker 4 (04:20):
I gotta tell you.
Speaker 3 (04:20):
Let's give the circular sauls for him.
Speaker 4 (04:22):
The little tiny drones, not the big ones that the
military uses, but the tiny drones that has flamethrowers on them.
That's scary as hell, right, that is? Like, who comes
up with that?
Speaker 5 (04:32):
Star Lord?
Speaker 4 (04:33):
Probably a German?
Speaker 5 (04:34):
Probably star Lord. You might know him as Peter.
Speaker 4 (04:38):
You really are that character? You really are that character.
You understand it's got a talking tree. It'll grows branches
real quick. He's gonna stab me with his branch. This
will only take.
Speaker 5 (04:52):
Thirty to forty years.
Speaker 4 (04:53):
There's also a stand right there. There's also a robot
lady that has just her brain left because her father
would torture her, ripping out one part of her body
at a time when she lost a fight. And we'll
replace it with the robot part.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
That's what he is going to do to us.
Speaker 3 (05:07):
That's the worst part to have left.
Speaker 5 (05:10):
How about this part?
Speaker 3 (05:11):
All right?
Speaker 5 (05:11):
Look about screen?
Speaker 4 (05:12):
Thank you?
Speaker 3 (05:13):
Look at it?
Speaker 4 (05:13):
Oh, come on, look at it. You know there's a
window behind you.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
Okay, hey, well, the Italian Institute of Technology has successfully
developed They call it the Iron Club.
Speaker 4 (05:24):
It's an iron club. We don's Italian Italian scientists.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
Hey, you know what is missing?
Speaker 5 (05:31):
It's a party.
Speaker 3 (05:32):
I have you. I have you, sister.
Speaker 5 (05:34):
All we need now is to fight you been doing robot?
Speaker 2 (05:39):
Uh? They call it the Iron Club. It's a three
foot tall robot that weighs forty nine pounds.
Speaker 4 (05:47):
Okay, okay, uh, it's this is the creepy part.
Speaker 5 (05:51):
No, it's all creepy. But this is ice is the cake.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
It's head is an expression expressionless baby like head that
has the ability to fly the a baby heead. It's
got like an expressionless babyhead.
Speaker 4 (06:08):
This is like a nightmare movie. I know.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
The flight comes courtesy of a thrusters that they have
position in its arms and a jetpack firmly mounted.
Speaker 5 (06:22):
On its back.
Speaker 4 (06:23):
I'm not making this up, but once these one of
these robots kills a human, they're going to destroy the robot,
right like when an animal. Hang on, when an animal
kills somebody, they put the animal now. But you know
a liberal group will come around to say, you can't
destroy the robot. Doesn't know what it's doing. It shouldn't
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shouldn't be you're telling me that there's not going to
be a group what kind of protests? Well, let me
ask of a robot that killed a human, what.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
Kind of a robot flag will we be able to
put on a profile picture? Can we make a robot flag?
As a matter of fact, let's do that, the three
of us. Let's make a robot and patting it just
so we can make money.
Speaker 4 (07:03):
When this happens, you'll have rainbow eyes.
Speaker 1 (07:06):
A little thing since you've been gone.
Speaker 4 (07:08):
Hey, dude, that's a good song. And by the way,
Ado saying rainbow in the dark, which is dumb because
you can't see a rainbow in the dark.
Speaker 5 (07:17):
Oh yes, you can't.
Speaker 4 (07:19):
How can you see a rainbow in the dark.
Speaker 2 (07:21):
They're called billinear rainbows and they've existed since the end
of time.
Speaker 5 (07:26):
Let me look this up real quick.
Speaker 4 (07:28):
Billinear. He just made that word up.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
The billionaire rainbow has been first. It was first first
boughted in twenty BC by Fattius. He was a rainbow
tier Fattius Nube Nube. It's right here and I'm reading it.
Speaker 5 (07:47):
So it's got to be true.
Speaker 4 (07:48):
It's a stupid song.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
How long until we have people for the ethical treatment
of robots?
Speaker 4 (07:52):
No, that's happening. That's what my point is. And it
was like, okay, you're going too far. No we're not.
There's a group for everything.
Speaker 3 (07:59):
Boop.
Speaker 5 (08:00):
You think they would have like their own anthem that
they're saying, you know, oh there you go?
Speaker 4 (08:07):
Or got the missis some of these groups. Man, I
saw some video that these two people were crying. They
were talking to a farmer about you know, he sells
cattle and he was just like, look this this is
my business and people eat it. This is what we do.
And they were in tears. You're like, how could you do?
Speaker 5 (08:25):
I bet even robots hate mister Roboto.
Speaker 4 (08:28):
Well they probably hate that. That's their theme song, a song.
Speaker 5 (08:31):
It's it's not bad, Are you kidding me? It's no
the stick sticks, that's right, That's what broke up the
band that album.
Speaker 3 (08:39):
I think we need to do a concept album.
Speaker 5 (08:43):
And they were showing up and watched them behind the
music on sticks.
Speaker 4 (08:47):
They went on tour, no thank you.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
They went out on tour with this turd of an
album and this you know, concept like a play almost
the audience.
Speaker 5 (08:56):
We were just looking like, what the hell is this.
Speaker 4 (09:00):
Documentary?
Speaker 1 (09:01):
They's played from front to back that the new album
that nobody liked.
Speaker 4 (09:06):
All right, so what is this babyhead humanoid robot gonna
do it?
Speaker 5 (09:11):
But yeah, right now all it does is flying. But
in the near future is gonna be killing us all
I'm assuming. Oh yeah, a woman was put to whos Look.
I told Susan a million times.
Speaker 2 (09:22):
Bury me in the cardboard box that they shipped the
coffins in. But a woman was put to rest with
a Barbie themed funeral. Here's what happened last November Fashion
Maven the Kiva Kiki Steed was diagnosed with breast cancer.
After that, she learned that she was terminal. Steve took
(09:44):
the brave steps of making her own funeral plans. They
turned out to be very elaborate funeral plans. She was
an avid Barbie Doll fan. She carried that theme to
her final scene. There was one hundred people that were
guests that were invited. Invite all to this funeral. The
finals goodbyes were said, you were you had to show
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up either dressed in pink or black.
Speaker 4 (10:07):
Good It's fun. That sounds fun. Sounds fun. If you're
gonna have a funeral, make it fun. I mean, everyone
hates going to funerals. They're they're terrible. Everyone sits there
and cries in their suits. And someone gets up there
and tries to get through. Uh you know a ugle.
Speaker 5 (10:23):
I like comforting the hot girls. Hey, I don't know
you guys, just stop.
Speaker 3 (10:27):
I just stop it.
Speaker 4 (10:28):
Upset, But this sounds fun. The Irish have it right.
They have the dead body in the room and I
have a wake.
Speaker 2 (10:35):
Sometimes I just show up to funeral visitations. I don't
have no idea who's there, and I'll walk up to
the hot grud people was the best one.
Speaker 3 (10:42):
Come here, come here?
Speaker 4 (10:44):
Yeah. Funeral crashers. Okay, okay, but wait a minute. Back
to the robots for real quick. Okay, I got the
got a text that says, uh, when the robot kills somebody,
there might be a fugitive robot on a run. Uh huh,
like in the woods and everyone's trying to chase this
roadbot down.
Speaker 2 (11:05):
Dude, but that he must watch TV. And then here's
what they'll say, Can you give us a description of
the robot? Yes, it's just like the other forty billion
you mass produced. They're all gonna right and.
Speaker 4 (11:18):
It'll be like the One Armed Man movie, right, fugitive
fugitive where the guy's like I didn't do it man,
like the robots, like I didn't do it. He was
framed and people are gonna start helping him do.
Speaker 2 (11:27):
The line, what, oh, I didn't kill I didn't kill
my Why I don't care? We gotta get I don't
care on the button bar, John, I want Frank on
the button bar. Frank, Well, I'll show you what do
you do that? Anyway, let's get back to the Barbie
themed funeral. The guests had to show up either dressed
in pink or black.
Speaker 4 (11:47):
Ye.
Speaker 5 (11:47):
Okay, that's cool. That's fine. Here's where here's where it
gets weird.
Speaker 2 (11:50):
She also ordered a coffin that had a large glass
display type window.
Speaker 4 (11:57):
Yeah, to show her body like a princess, like a
Barbie doll box, like a princess or a bob. Oh.
Speaker 2 (12:02):
Great, that's cool. So the coffin was shaped like a
Barbie doll box. It had a picture of her on
both sides. The front of it was glass, revealing her
dressed as a Barbie, looking like a gigantic Barbie doll box.
Speaker 4 (12:16):
You say weird, I say fun. I think it's different
and I think it's fun. Hell people today that they're
dumbed down. There's some people now, I don't know how
many people have died that I've known that are like,
we're not doing a funeral. It was like what I wonder,
Like he didn't want a funeral or she didn't want
a funeral, And I'm like, wow, okay, cool, whatever I
want to I want.
Speaker 3 (12:37):
To rolling on this.
Speaker 5 (12:38):
I want to find out and I actually want to
find because we're journalists.
Speaker 3 (12:40):
This is what we do.
Speaker 4 (12:41):
You know.
Speaker 2 (12:41):
I want to call call archa'll heady or some funeral
home and find out would they allow body to be
laid out nude? Because I would like that just to
make everybody feel awkward when they came to my funeral.
Speaker 5 (12:54):
Why do you do? Because why do you? Why do you?
Speaker 4 (12:57):
We get to as part of the story which really
getting somewhere and you got to go there. It's so stupid.
Speaker 5 (13:03):
What is one of my favorite things to do to people?
Speaker 4 (13:06):
Give him one of those you lick your finger and
you stick it in their ear.
Speaker 5 (13:09):
No making them feel awkward?
Speaker 2 (13:11):
Yes, so that would be one last time I can
make them feel awkward that they walk up to the
casket and there I lay. I'm calling in the commercial
break to find out.
Speaker 4 (13:21):
Like, there's people they don't come on with this look?
Speaker 1 (13:24):
Play in the background during your little when everybody's walking
up with.
Speaker 4 (13:27):
Some saxt and motorcycle man or something.
Speaker 3 (13:31):
Oh you're so sweet, you know me?
Speaker 4 (13:35):
You get you can You know what's funny is that
you think there's people haven't seen you naked.
Speaker 5 (13:38):
There's a couple that haven't. Okay, there's a few that John,
you haven't seen me?
Speaker 1 (13:43):
Correct one of the few?
Speaker 3 (13:45):
Hang on text I know.
Speaker 1 (13:51):
The pink the pink polo. It's why you want the
barbie funeral.
Speaker 4 (13:55):
Not in a pink this is salmon.
Speaker 3 (13:57):
Uh, that's pink.
Speaker 5 (14:00):
This is the same job, Salman John, I just texted
you a picture. Go ahead and open that up right there.
Welcome to the club, buddy, Welcome to the club.
Speaker 4 (14:15):
All right, let's take a short break.
Speaker 5 (14:17):
Hey, listen, I love going nude in my Southern Comfort
hot tub.
Speaker 3 (14:23):
You will too.
Speaker 2 (14:24):
Southern Comfort hot tubs. Talk to Todd Gibson yesterday. You're
gonna love your Southern Cover hot tub. You're thinking, well,
it's too hot out, yes, and no. All you do
is you turn the temperature down on your hot tub
and you go with the ambient temperature, and honestly, it
feels fantastic. It's not different than a swimming pool. By
the way, you can also get a swim spot. Swim
in it all year round. It's deeper than an above
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ground swimming pool, and it has a hot tub at.
Speaker 3 (14:48):
The end of it.
Speaker 5 (14:49):
You're gonna love this.
Speaker 2 (14:50):
They've rolled the prices all the way back to the
nineteen nineties. The lowest prices they've seen on hot tubs
since the nineteen nineties. Here's an example. Hot tubs is
low is three thousand, nine ninety nine dollars.
Speaker 5 (15:03):
That's a hot tub.
Speaker 2 (15:04):
You get a hot tub for sixty five dollars a month.
We used twelve by sam As Cash and we love
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Speaker 3 (16:11):
W h A s.
Speaker 4 (16:14):
Oh, come on man, holy again? I mean really, I'm
the man on the Silver Mountain with elves and unicorns
and witches at warlocks. Yeah, that's not nerdy man.
Speaker 1 (16:29):
Which is one of the fighting trees and which is
in warlocks on the Silver n On.
Speaker 4 (16:35):
A second, wif slive this dragon, I think it's unfair.
Speaker 2 (16:39):
I think it's fair dragon, But my quest is the
slave you draggon.
Speaker 4 (16:46):
I think it's unfair to call Groot a walking tree.
Speaker 1 (16:48):
Deal would be proud of you, Dwight.
Speaker 3 (16:50):
Oh was that name?
Speaker 5 (16:50):
Thank you, John Alden.
Speaker 3 (16:52):
I'm a tree. I will I'll stab you with my branch.
Speaker 5 (16:55):
Stand in front of me for twenty five to thirty
years while my branch grows through you.
Speaker 3 (17:00):
My name is Root, it's grooted. Yeah, would root be better?
Speaker 5 (17:08):
Shut up? You know what he's got it her feet
groot roots.
Speaker 4 (17:14):
And then they joined forces. You know, the Guardians of
the Galaxy joined forces with the Avengers. Oh do they did?
Speaker 3 (17:20):
You all love the episodic theme where they merge both.
Speaker 4 (17:26):
Universes and they fought Thanos.
Speaker 3 (17:29):
Thanos If you noticed they brought in the Galaxy universe
and they merged it with the Avenger universe.
Speaker 4 (17:40):
Next, that's what they did.
Speaker 3 (17:42):
If you give me one more hot pocket, I will
reveal the plot to the next galaxies.
Speaker 4 (17:50):
Actually, the first Trump term, he put his own head
on Thanos because his Thanos' line is I am inevitable,
and he goes, I am inevitable, and it was Donald
Trump instead.
Speaker 5 (18:02):
What kind of a thing is Thanels Clam.
Speaker 4 (18:05):
Now he's a giant purple guy that is stronger than
everything in the universe universe. He's just really powerful.
Speaker 3 (18:10):
You like big purple things.
Speaker 1 (18:11):
He's like a space hulk.
Speaker 5 (18:14):
I want to remind everybody tomorrow this is a big deal.
Speaker 2 (18:16):
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Speaker 3 (18:20):
This is gonna be a good one.
Speaker 4 (18:22):
It's a free five star lunch basically is what it is.
Speaker 2 (18:25):
We're the Hogfathers. They are competition barbecuers. They're cooking for us.
The beef sliders. He's gonna have on that smoker for
over sixteen hours. It's gonna be there, the Hogfather's very
own pork. Competition pork.
Speaker 3 (18:41):
It's gonna have a.
Speaker 5 (18:42):
Pickled onions, all kinds of sizes.
Speaker 3 (18:44):
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Speaker 2 (18:44):
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Speaker 4 (18:49):
We would go over. I have two four six things
that are warning sides that you need a mental health day.
I'm gonna give the the bell to Dwight and he's
going to ring it for everyone that he feels is him.
Out of the six, how many how many things do
you believe he will have?
Speaker 1 (19:08):
John, I'm gonna say five.
Speaker 4 (19:10):
I think I'm going to put the over and under
at five.
Speaker 5 (19:15):
Oh, I'll take.
Speaker 2 (19:18):
I'll take the over on that is okay? So if
I hit come in at five, does that count as
the over or not?
Speaker 1 (19:24):
Send it in a half a point? Make it four
and a half.
Speaker 4 (19:26):
Four and a half is the line.
Speaker 5 (19:27):
Yeah, I'll take over. I will take over everybody's beau.
I haven't seen it yet.
Speaker 4 (19:34):
Yeah, but I just know what was the top again,
warning signs you need to take a mental health break,
a health day. Okay uh. And I used to think
that the it was like mental health dude, just punch through. No,
there are days you got to sit it home. Now
for me and you, it's actually more cathartic to come
(19:56):
in correct, Okay.
Speaker 2 (19:57):
For example, behind the Curtain now talk about my mental
health all the time. But there's certain mornings that are dark, dark, dark,
and you find out about it first. Yes, I do,
And he said, He'll say, stay.
Speaker 5 (20:10):
Home, dude, take, don't do the show.
Speaker 3 (20:12):
Take to the show.
Speaker 5 (20:12):
Take today. And I've done that twice.
Speaker 2 (20:16):
But most of the time I come in to do
the show because it helps me, because you look, when
you have a bad day, whatever's going on, you got
to check it at the door somehow and fake it.
Speaker 5 (20:26):
It's kind of like a release.
Speaker 4 (20:28):
I know when you stay home those two days you
stay home, it's bad. Really, They used to The producers
of the David Letterman Show said that they would come
in ten minutes before the show started and he would
be in the corner of his office. They wouldn't even
know where he is, and then they find him. He's
in a fetal position in the corners and just rocking
and going I can't do the show. I can't do
the show. I can't do the show. And they would
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have to talk him into doing the show. They're just like, no,
you can, we can do this. Entertainers are weird.
Speaker 3 (20:55):
Yes, is there?
Speaker 4 (20:58):
Yep?
Speaker 3 (20:58):
All right?
Speaker 4 (20:59):
Back after this News Radio eight the list do you
need a mental health day? And how many will will
Dwight ring the bell and real in the years grills.
Speaker 3 (21:12):
W h A s.
Speaker 1 (21:15):
Alright, you don't have to go for five and oh
without me tomorrow?
Speaker 4 (21:20):
What's up?
Speaker 1 (21:21):
So good luck?
Speaker 3 (21:21):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (21:22):
Uh if he beats his it's gonna good luck to
mister Gus Allen.
Speaker 3 (21:26):
I believe.
Speaker 4 (21:27):
Okay, is there some uh what kind of music? Do
we need some therapy office music for this? I bet
you if you I bet you YouTube therapy office music
it would come up.
Speaker 1 (21:43):
I bet it'd be like that low, low fi hip
hop stuff.
Speaker 2 (21:46):
That no no, no, okay. So I asked the question
because I said I wanted to be buried Nate. I
wanted to be laid out naked for my visitation. Just
make people feel awkward one last time.
Speaker 1 (21:57):
This is instrumental music for working in an office.
Speaker 2 (22:00):
I got an answer on this Gorilla Bob Raymer, the
famous Gorolla Bob.
Speaker 3 (22:04):
He says, uh.
Speaker 2 (22:06):
He sent us a screenshot where he contacted a funeral home.
Would you allow a body to be laid out naked? No,
that's illegal. What if it's my last request? No, it's
still illegal. Your body releases gases and fluids when you die,
and bombing only slows that down.
Speaker 5 (22:21):
Oh my god, it doesn't stop it completely.
Speaker 4 (22:23):
Oh you mean you could possibly fart while I'm standing
there crying and saying my goodbyes.
Speaker 5 (22:29):
I'm gonna have a fart machine installed just to make
sure it happened.
Speaker 4 (22:32):
It's actually a great idea, right, does this? Is it
all right? You know, our everyday lives are so busy,
and it's cliche to say you need a mental health day.
It's almost come cliche. But I believe in it, and
I believe you should be able to take it mental
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health day if you're emotionally and mentally drained. Okay, we
have six items. I believe white is going to be
all six of these.
Speaker 5 (23:02):
So I have not seen this list. I'm interested, but
you think I'll go six for six on this?
Speaker 1 (23:08):
Yes, I'm going with five.
Speaker 4 (23:10):
Ivy newsroom is going with under at four.
Speaker 3 (23:13):
Let me get you a let me get an icebreaker
in Okay, here we go.
Speaker 4 (23:18):
Number one, Number one, feeling extra irritable, snapping at loved
ones more than usual. Stress levels are high, you have
a hard time regulating your emotions.
Speaker 3 (23:36):
That was number two.
Speaker 4 (23:37):
That was one. That's all number one, that's one for one. No, no, no,
that's one.
Speaker 5 (23:42):
Yeah, I'm all.
Speaker 3 (23:43):
I'm all of those.
Speaker 5 (23:44):
Yeah, I'm definitely number one.
Speaker 4 (23:47):
Little things make you feel overwhelmed at this time.
Speaker 2 (23:52):
It's more funny if you know me and you work
with me, because those two got to put over my wife.
Speaker 5 (23:57):
They got to see this craft and put up with it.
Speaker 4 (23:58):
Spilling your coffee, getting stuck in traffic, it's me. The
system on your computer is not working right.
Speaker 5 (24:12):
Poor John Auden and Tony and my wife.
Speaker 4 (24:15):
Two for two, number three for Dwight. I'm sorry. I'm
sorry for everyone else. If you're feeling any of these things,
no kidding, seek some help and just talk to somebody.
Speaker 3 (24:26):
So far, I'm two for two.
Speaker 4 (24:28):
Struggling with memory issues or brain.
Speaker 5 (24:30):
Oh my gosh, how many times you hear me on
here just reaching for a word.
Speaker 1 (24:34):
I'm sorry, to think. I should have said six.
Speaker 4 (24:37):
Mental resources are depleted, and chronic stress is affecting that
part of your brain and clear thinking becomes harder. Yeah,
that's still number three. So you're three for three, three
for three so far. This one, I think it's you
too here, okay, feeling indifferent about things you normally care about.
Speaker 2 (24:59):
I just talked to about that, didn't I tell you?
During the break I said, I'm supposed to do this
x y Z.
Speaker 1 (25:04):
I don't want to do anything.
Speaker 3 (25:05):
I just want this.
Speaker 4 (25:06):
One could be translated to nothing brings you joy anymore. Yeah, right,
so you're just like things that used to bring me
joy Now I'm just indifferent about sad. You are four
so far for four. Well, I know you're going to
be five for five.
Speaker 5 (25:20):
Talked to you about that in the commercial.
Speaker 3 (25:21):
I know. I know.
Speaker 4 (25:23):
Here's what you're going to go five for five. Number
five is sleep issues.
Speaker 1 (25:31):
There you go, there's the over.
Speaker 5 (25:32):
Wait a minute, do you switch to pornal music?
Speaker 3 (25:35):
Listen to this?
Speaker 4 (25:36):
This is perfect?
Speaker 3 (25:37):
No, it's porn music. Do you think?
Speaker 2 (25:40):
So we're talking about my mental health and you're playing
something from on Golden blog.
Speaker 4 (25:44):
You really need to upgrade your porn from the VHS tapes.
This is the seventies music.
Speaker 5 (25:49):
That's what I like.
Speaker 4 (25:51):
Sleeping too much or or having trouble sleeping at all,
that's sleep. Yes, all right, will he go six for six?
Speaker 3 (25:59):
Here we go?
Speaker 4 (25:59):
Here we will he go six for six? Changes in
your appetite. You've been talking about it. You've been talking
about it for weeks. You are six for six. You's
got mental health bingo yeah or no kidding, whether you're
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eating too much or less than usual. These changes are
common response to stress, anxiety, and depression. You can indicate
that your nervous system needs support.
Speaker 2 (26:28):
I will say, though, that I've recognized where I'm at
and I'm going to rocking off, going back in for
ketamine therapy with a doctor Street Russell.
Speaker 3 (26:37):
That's going to happen the.
Speaker 5 (26:39):
Week after next.
Speaker 4 (26:40):
So news lost. What were you you were over?
Speaker 1 (26:42):
I said five?
Speaker 5 (26:43):
Yeah, yeah, I took you over.
Speaker 4 (26:45):
Yes, I see everybody here. Dude, you are six wow
for six? You are a mess?
Speaker 5 (26:52):
You knew that into it?
Speaker 4 (26:53):
Well, I mean doctor street Russell, what a saint? And
uh you know, did to see him, to see him
the joy in his face before he started to treat you?
And then how serious he was after he started to
treat you. When he came in and when and when
the conversation went to I you know, I you know,
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because he he cannot talk about patients unless you give
him permissions.
Speaker 5 (27:18):
I gave him. I gave him the go and I
want everybody to know.
Speaker 2 (27:21):
I want everybody to know because it is a serious
thing and people need If you need help, get help.
Speaker 3 (27:26):
Man.
Speaker 4 (27:27):
He was very serious after he started to treatment with like,
I don't I don't think you understand your partner's issues here.
Speaker 5 (27:34):
I didn't understand.
Speaker 4 (27:37):
Six six four six, I knew it.
Speaker 2 (27:43):
I Hey, baby, let me tell you about Barons Pizza.
It's Louisville style pizza. And by the way, it's an
official sponsor of the Jay Town Beer Fest.
Speaker 5 (27:53):
I believe we might be doing a show out there
on the.
Speaker 4 (27:57):
Oh.
Speaker 5 (27:57):
I love Baronos, everybody, It's no secret. I love the
Mama Baronos. It's perfecto.
Speaker 2 (28:03):
But lately I've been on this bake spaghetti kick. You're
gonna love the bakes Spaghetti. You gonna love everything that
Baronos has to offer. And while you're there, go ahead
and say, hey, do it Dano style.
Speaker 5 (28:12):
What's that mean?
Speaker 2 (28:13):
It means they're gonna put that beautiful dan O's red
pepper cheeseining. That's right, cheesining on whatever you order, your pizza,
your pasta, even on your salads, your sandwiches, you name it,
they'll do it. Barono's Pizza dining in a carry out
or delivery. Yeah, it's that good.
Speaker 4 (28:28):
BK Plumbing Supply. John Bergen is the owner, very fine
looking man and he runs a great business. I love
John Bergen.
Speaker 5 (28:38):
Look at me, all of my burgundness.
Speaker 4 (28:42):
Toto next to his toilet is what I have. It
is a bidet system. It is not one of those
just the seat right. This is an entire toilet. He
will arrange for the electrician. Yes, you need an electrician
to this thing and a plumber to install it correctly.
And you're going to love this thing. The seated, the
heat is seated. The seat comes up when you walk
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up to it, and it cleans. When the seat comes up,
it cleans it. It has a blue light sanitizer to
the bowl and then sprints it with a little water.
You go to the bathroom and then it has two
different streams you can control. It has a remote control
that sits next to you on the toilet. You pull
it off. It literally can hold it if you want,
and you you control the stream and then you hit
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the air dryer. Yes, it has an air dryer. It's unbelieving.
It looks like something out of Star Trek. It is
crazy and it's affordable. You want to get a hold
of BK Plummeting Supply, go to the website dot com
or call for nine hundred right now, call fifty nine hundred.
And as for Amy or John, they'll take care of
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you with this toto next toilet, say I want Venetti's toilet. Uh.
Speaker 5 (29:50):
Thank you to Danita Boyer.
Speaker 3 (29:52):
We were talking.
Speaker 2 (29:53):
I did the story about the flying humanoid robots. You
all went down the pathway of well what when I
think John Alden said, when's there gonna.
Speaker 5 (30:02):
Be a form of peda for robots?
Speaker 4 (30:04):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (30:04):
Oh yeah too. Wait, thank you Danita. She sends me
the website.
Speaker 2 (30:08):
The website is Don't Kick Robots dot org, the Society
for Ethical Treatment of Robots and AI.
Speaker 4 (30:15):
There's a movie a couple of years ago called Real Steel,
and it takes place just in the near future where robots.
It's a robots fighting over other robots are like dog fighting.
It's illegal, so they have to have these underground fight
scenes with these robots and it's crazy, but it's probably
gonna happen. I mean, they have that now with the nerds,
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the high school nerds that build the crazy robots that
kill the other one. They have hammers on them or
saws and they go after it and again, nerds run
the planet. STEM is the way to go. That's why
every school is building a STEM STEM place in their
high schools, because that's the that's not the future, it's now.
Back after this on news, it's where they make STEM sales. No, no,
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it's no, sir, thank you, Miss President. News Radio eight
forty w h A s.
Here we go, and Venette's not even here for it.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
Venetti's not even here for But I did notice that
you hit the post with mister Jack Fox bring us
in with this song, John Alden, Well done, baby.
Speaker 1 (00:12):
I saw Venetti running in the hallway. Here he comes.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Now, okay, pot, that's crap down, real quick. Yeah, that's
what you get for doing whatever we were doing out there.
Speaker 3 (00:21):
I was.
Speaker 4 (00:24):
Yeah, it's fun.
Speaker 5 (00:26):
It's fun.
Speaker 4 (00:26):
It's more fun than.
Speaker 1 (00:28):
Cutting your head off with a I've got man on
the Silver Mountain too, like Dwight Well, real quick.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
Lance McGarvey, Voice of the Universe, He says, since you've
been gone by, Rainbow sounds like a bad rock band
in a movie from the early eighties that got together
for their big reveal in a rock band competition.
Speaker 4 (00:49):
It's actually in one of the Guardians of the Galaxy movies.
Oh yeah, you would like Guardian the Galaxies. Is it
a cartoon, No, it's not a cartoon.
Speaker 5 (01:00):
They play this song.
Speaker 4 (01:01):
Actually, they play this song when Rocket gets hurt. Rocket
Rocket is a an enhanced raccoon that talks and kills
people and loves the steel stuff.
Speaker 5 (01:09):
I do like raccoons.
Speaker 4 (01:11):
Yeah, it's fun. Trash fandas yes, and then Peter, which
is star Lord. He's driving the spaceship and he goes,
let's go get let's go get our friend from those douchebags,
and then he hits this song and then the the
plant and the spaceship takes off.
Speaker 3 (01:25):
That's all.
Speaker 5 (01:27):
This is a star Lord. This is a star Lord.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
Let's go with our friends from the douchebag RP.
Speaker 4 (01:36):
Because his mother died of cancer and the last thing
she gave him was a cassette with nineteen eighty songs,
and so the whole first movie is uh. And of
course he's also with a walking tree that always says
I am grooped. That's all he says. But everyone else
(01:58):
understands what he's saying. But he's a walking tree.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
Oh wow, that sounds you have a raccoon walking the tree.
You didn't tell me that the movie had a walking tree.
Now I'm in that's that sounds like a.
Speaker 3 (02:10):
Really good movie.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
Anyone's Nerds's nerd, even if we say we're not right,
the nerds Guardian to the Galaxy Nerds.
Speaker 4 (02:19):
Actually star Lord, Peter star Lord. He reminds me a
lot of you, because he's the he's the idiot of
the of the show. He loves all the nineteen eighties music.
Speaker 5 (02:29):
Yeah, I like the guy. The hell kind of a
superhero is a tree? What's he gonna do? Come over,
I'm gonna shake myself and mess up your lawn.
Speaker 4 (02:37):
No, he grows so in a fight, if they're all
lined up, he'll grow his branch arm out and he
stabs him through all the way through, and then he
picks him up and slams against the wall and then
pulls it out.
Speaker 5 (02:48):
No, that's not true.
Speaker 4 (02:50):
All their guts are laying.
Speaker 5 (02:51):
On he does every time there's trouble.
Speaker 4 (02:52):
What he leaves, I'm gonna give you a dollar. I'm
gonna give you a dollar. You got a single there? Well,
are we going to talk about Kroger at all?
Speaker 5 (03:03):
What about Kroger?
Speaker 4 (03:04):
Another store? They've got some issues. They're a great company.
Speaker 5 (03:08):
I passed on the first story. We didn't do it
on the last holiday.
Speaker 3 (03:14):
Yeah, they.
Speaker 4 (03:17):
Added the one over at Baller High School. Gosh darn it,
what is that one called?
Speaker 3 (03:24):
Uh?
Speaker 4 (03:24):
There's now three, up to three stores with these mice
or rodent issues. So they're trying to figure it out.
They have to close the whole store. Why because they've
got to get rid of these things and then and
figure it out.
Speaker 5 (03:35):
These things.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
Dude, it's twenty twenty five. If you're going to refer
to the mice community as these things, I'm sorry, get
off this freaking show.
Speaker 4 (03:45):
Was that phobic?
Speaker 3 (03:47):
I think that was racist?
Speaker 5 (03:49):
No, that was hang on, that was xenophobic.
Speaker 3 (03:54):
Whatever that is?
Speaker 2 (03:54):
Okay, yeah, well this is now a phrase. Find humanoid robots,
flying humanoid robots.
Speaker 4 (04:03):
We're all gonna die. What the hell can you just
gonna die?
Speaker 5 (04:07):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (04:07):
I have an idea. Let's give them laser beams.
Speaker 4 (04:10):
Fraud one hundred years from now. What do you mean?
They knew they were gonna kill him, and they built
them anyway.
Speaker 5 (04:15):
They did this on purpose.
Speaker 3 (04:18):
Let's give them saw blades.
Speaker 4 (04:20):
I gotta tell you.
Speaker 3 (04:20):
Let's give the circular sauls for him.
Speaker 4 (04:22):
The little tiny drones, not the big ones that the
military uses, but the tiny drones that has flamethrowers on them.
That's scary as hell, right, that is? Like, who comes
up with that?
Speaker 5 (04:32):
Star Lord?
Speaker 4 (04:33):
Probably a German?
Speaker 5 (04:34):
Probably star Lord. You might know him as Peter.
Speaker 4 (04:38):
You really are that character? You really are that character.
You understand it's got a talking tree. It'll grows branches
real quick. He's gonna stab me with his branch. This
will only take.
Speaker 5 (04:52):
Thirty to forty years.
Speaker 4 (04:53):
There's also a stand right there. There's also a robot
lady that has just her brain left because her father
would torture her, ripping out one part of her body
at a time when she lost a fight. And we'll
replace it with the robot part.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
That's what he is going to do to us.
Speaker 3 (05:07):
That's the worst part to have left.
Speaker 5 (05:10):
How about this part?
Speaker 3 (05:11):
All right?
Speaker 5 (05:11):
Look about screen?
Speaker 4 (05:12):
Thank you?
Speaker 3 (05:13):
Look at it?
Speaker 4 (05:13):
Oh, come on, look at it. You know there's a
window behind you.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
Okay, hey, well, the Italian Institute of Technology has successfully
developed They call it the Iron Club.
Speaker 4 (05:24):
It's an iron club. We don's Italian Italian scientists.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
Hey, you know what is missing?
Speaker 5 (05:31):
It's a party.
Speaker 3 (05:32):
I have you. I have you, sister.
Speaker 5 (05:34):
All we need now is to fight you been doing robot?
Speaker 2 (05:39):
Uh? They call it the Iron Club. It's a three
foot tall robot that weighs forty nine pounds.
Speaker 4 (05:47):
Okay, okay, uh, it's this is the creepy part.
Speaker 5 (05:51):
No, it's all creepy. But this is ice is the cake.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
It's head is an expression expressionless baby like head that
has the ability to fly the a baby heead. It's
got like an expressionless babyhead.
Speaker 4 (06:08):
This is like a nightmare movie. I know.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
The flight comes courtesy of a thrusters that they have
position in its arms and a jetpack firmly mounted.
Speaker 5 (06:22):
On its back.
Speaker 4 (06:23):
I'm not making this up, but once these one of
these robots kills a human, they're going to destroy the robot,
right like when an animal. Hang on, when an animal
kills somebody, they put the animal now. But you know
a liberal group will come around to say, you can't
destroy the robot. Doesn't know what it's doing. It shouldn't
(06:44):
shouldn't be you're telling me that there's not going to
be a group what kind of protests? Well, let me
ask of a robot that killed a human, what.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
Kind of a robot flag will we be able to
put on a profile picture? Can we make a robot flag?
As a matter of fact, let's do that, the three
of us. Let's make a robot and patting it just
so we can make money.
Speaker 4 (07:03):
When this happens, you'll have rainbow eyes.
Speaker 1 (07:06):
A little thing since you've been gone.
Speaker 4 (07:08):
Hey, dude, that's a good song. And by the way,
Ado saying rainbow in the dark, which is dumb because
you can't see a rainbow in the dark.
Speaker 5 (07:17):
Oh yes, you can't.
Speaker 4 (07:19):
How can you see a rainbow in the dark.
Speaker 2 (07:21):
They're called billinear rainbows and they've existed since the end
of time.
Speaker 5 (07:26):
Let me look this up real quick.
Speaker 4 (07:28):
Billinear. He just made that word up.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
The billionaire rainbow has been first. It was first first
boughted in twenty BC by Fattius. He was a rainbow
tier Fattius Nube Nube. It's right here and I'm reading it.
Speaker 5 (07:47):
So it's got to be true.
Speaker 4 (07:48):
It's a stupid song.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
How long until we have people for the ethical treatment
of robots?
Speaker 4 (07:52):
No, that's happening. That's what my point is. And it
was like, okay, you're going too far. No we're not.
There's a group for everything.
Speaker 3 (07:59):
Boop.
Speaker 5 (08:00):
You think they would have like their own anthem that
they're saying, you know, oh there you go?
Speaker 4 (08:07):
Or got the missis some of these groups. Man, I
saw some video that these two people were crying. They
were talking to a farmer about you know, he sells
cattle and he was just like, look this this is
my business and people eat it. This is what we do.
And they were in tears. You're like, how could you do?
Speaker 5 (08:25):
I bet even robots hate mister Roboto.
Speaker 4 (08:28):
Well they probably hate that. That's their theme song, a song.
Speaker 5 (08:31):
It's it's not bad, Are you kidding me? It's no
the stick sticks, that's right, That's what broke up the
band that album.
Speaker 3 (08:39):
I think we need to do a concept album.
Speaker 5 (08:43):
And they were showing up and watched them behind the
music on sticks.
Speaker 4 (08:47):
They went on tour, no thank you.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
They went out on tour with this turd of an
album and this you know, concept like a play almost
the audience.
Speaker 5 (08:56):
We were just looking like, what the hell is this.
Speaker 4 (09:00):
Documentary?
Speaker 1 (09:01):
They's played from front to back that the new album
that nobody liked.
Speaker 4 (09:06):
All right, so what is this babyhead humanoid robot gonna
do it?
Speaker 5 (09:11):
But yeah, right now all it does is flying. But
in the near future is gonna be killing us all
I'm assuming. Oh yeah, a woman was put to whos Look.
I told Susan a million times.
Speaker 2 (09:22):
Bury me in the cardboard box that they shipped the
coffins in. But a woman was put to rest with
a Barbie themed funeral. Here's what happened last November Fashion
Maven the Kiva Kiki Steed was diagnosed with breast cancer.
After that, she learned that she was terminal. Steve took
(09:44):
the brave steps of making her own funeral plans. They
turned out to be very elaborate funeral plans. She was
an avid Barbie Doll fan. She carried that theme to
her final scene. There was one hundred people that were
guests that were invited. Invite all to this funeral. The
finals goodbyes were said, you were you had to show
(10:04):
up either dressed in pink or black.
Speaker 4 (10:07):
Good It's fun. That sounds fun. Sounds fun. If you're
gonna have a funeral, make it fun. I mean, everyone
hates going to funerals. They're they're terrible. Everyone sits there
and cries in their suits. And someone gets up there
and tries to get through. Uh you know a ugle.
Speaker 5 (10:23):
I like comforting the hot girls. Hey, I don't know
you guys, just stop.
Speaker 3 (10:27):
I just stop it.
Speaker 4 (10:28):
Upset, But this sounds fun. The Irish have it right.
They have the dead body in the room and I
have a wake.
Speaker 2 (10:35):
Sometimes I just show up to funeral visitations. I don't
have no idea who's there, and I'll walk up to
the hot grud people was the best one.
Speaker 3 (10:42):
Come here, come here?
Speaker 4 (10:44):
Yeah. Funeral crashers. Okay, okay, but wait a minute. Back
to the robots for real quick. Okay, I got the
got a text that says, uh, when the robot kills somebody,
there might be a fugitive robot on a run. Uh huh,
like in the woods and everyone's trying to chase this
roadbot down.
Speaker 2 (11:05):
Dude, but that he must watch TV. And then here's
what they'll say, Can you give us a description of
the robot? Yes, it's just like the other forty billion
you mass produced. They're all gonna right and.
Speaker 4 (11:18):
It'll be like the One Armed Man movie, right, fugitive
fugitive where the guy's like I didn't do it man,
like the robots, like I didn't do it. He was
framed and people are gonna start helping him do.
Speaker 2 (11:27):
The line, what, oh, I didn't kill I didn't kill
my Why I don't care? We gotta get I don't
care on the button bar, John, I want Frank on
the button bar. Frank, Well, I'll show you what do
you do that? Anyway, let's get back to the Barbie
themed funeral. The guests had to show up either dressed
in pink or black.
Speaker 4 (11:47):
Ye.
Speaker 5 (11:47):
Okay, that's cool. That's fine. Here's where here's where it
gets weird.
Speaker 2 (11:50):
She also ordered a coffin that had a large glass
display type window.
Speaker 4 (11:57):
Yeah, to show her body like a princess, like a
Barbie doll box, like a princess or a bob. Oh.
Speaker 2 (12:02):
Great, that's cool. So the coffin was shaped like a
Barbie doll box. It had a picture of her on
both sides. The front of it was glass, revealing her
dressed as a Barbie, looking like a gigantic Barbie doll box.
Speaker 4 (12:16):
You say weird, I say fun. I think it's different
and I think it's fun. Hell people today that they're
dumbed down. There's some people now, I don't know how
many people have died that I've known that are like,
we're not doing a funeral. It was like what I wonder,
Like he didn't want a funeral or she didn't want
a funeral, And I'm like, wow, okay, cool, whatever I
want to I want.
Speaker 3 (12:37):
To rolling on this.
Speaker 5 (12:38):
I want to find out and I actually want to
find because we're journalists.
Speaker 3 (12:40):
This is what we do.
Speaker 4 (12:41):
You know.
Speaker 2 (12:41):
I want to call call archa'll heady or some funeral
home and find out would they allow body to be
laid out nude? Because I would like that just to
make everybody feel awkward when they came to my funeral.
Speaker 5 (12:54):
Why do you do? Because why do you? Why do you?
Speaker 4 (12:57):
We get to as part of the story which really
getting somewhere and you got to go there. It's so stupid.
Speaker 5 (13:03):
What is one of my favorite things to do to people?
Speaker 4 (13:06):
Give him one of those you lick your finger and
you stick it in their ear.
Speaker 5 (13:09):
No making them feel awkward?
Speaker 2 (13:11):
Yes, so that would be one last time I can
make them feel awkward that they walk up to the
casket and there I lay. I'm calling in the commercial
break to find out.
Speaker 4 (13:21):
Like, there's people they don't come on with this look?
Speaker 1 (13:24):
Play in the background during your little when everybody's walking
up with.
Speaker 4 (13:27):
Some saxt and motorcycle man or something.
Speaker 3 (13:31):
Oh you're so sweet, you know me?
Speaker 4 (13:35):
You get you can You know what's funny is that
you think there's people haven't seen you naked.
Speaker 5 (13:38):
There's a couple that haven't. Okay, there's a few that John,
you haven't seen me?
Speaker 1 (13:43):
Correct one of the few?
Speaker 3 (13:45):
Hang on text I know.
Speaker 1 (13:51):
The pink the pink polo. It's why you want the
barbie funeral.
Speaker 4 (13:55):
Not in a pink this is salmon.
Speaker 3 (13:57):
Uh, that's pink.
Speaker 5 (14:00):
This is the same job, Salman John, I just texted
you a picture. Go ahead and open that up right there.
Welcome to the club, buddy, Welcome to the club.
Speaker 4 (14:15):
All right, let's take a short break.
Speaker 5 (14:17):
Hey, listen, I love going nude in my Southern Comfort
hot tub.
Speaker 3 (14:23):
You will too.
Speaker 2 (14:24):
Southern Comfort hot tubs. Talk to Todd Gibson yesterday. You're
gonna love your Southern Cover hot tub. You're thinking, well,
it's too hot out, yes, and no. All you do
is you turn the temperature down on your hot tub
and you go with the ambient temperature, and honestly, it
feels fantastic. It's not different than a swimming pool. By
the way, you can also get a swim spot. Swim
in it all year round. It's deeper than an above
(14:46):
ground swimming pool, and it has a hot tub at.
Speaker 3 (14:48):
The end of it.
Speaker 5 (14:49):
You're gonna love this.
Speaker 2 (14:50):
They've rolled the prices all the way back to the
nineteen nineties. The lowest prices they've seen on hot tubs
since the nineteen nineties. Here's an example. Hot tubs is
low is three thousand, nine ninety nine dollars.
Speaker 5 (15:03):
That's a hot tub.
Speaker 2 (15:04):
You get a hot tub for sixty five dollars a month.
We used twelve by sam As Cash and we love
our cellar covered hot tubs seventy five oh one Preston Hut.
Speaker 4 (15:12):
Do not wear your vision first. I wear if you
go to Dwight's funeral, vision firstiicare dot com. I get
some new glasses or get glasses for the first time.
I went a year and a half ago. I've always
worn readers for a couple of years, and I was
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to get the transition glasses to where you know, they're
(15:33):
not like bifocals. These are better and they're awesome. So
I got tested and they're like, oh, you definitely need them.
It was time. I was fifty five at the time
and it was time to get some glasses, and I
have not These are the glasses I have on my face.
I got about three or four pair, but I haven't
lost them or broke them. It's been fantastic because you
wear them all the time now instead of taking them off,
put them back on all that so it takes care
of it for you. So go to Vision First. I
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Speaker 3 (16:11):
W h A s.
Speaker 4 (16:14):
Oh, come on man, holy again? I mean really, I'm
the man on the Silver Mountain with elves and unicorns
and witches at warlocks. Yeah, that's not nerdy man.
Speaker 1 (16:29):
Which is one of the fighting trees and which is
in warlocks on the Silver n On.
Speaker 4 (16:35):
A second, wif slive this dragon, I think it's unfair.
Speaker 2 (16:39):
I think it's fair dragon, But my quest is the
slave you draggon.
Speaker 4 (16:46):
I think it's unfair to call Groot a walking tree.
Speaker 1 (16:48):
Deal would be proud of you, Dwight.
Speaker 3 (16:50):
Oh was that name?
Speaker 5 (16:50):
Thank you, John Alden.
Speaker 3 (16:52):
I'm a tree. I will I'll stab you with my branch.
Speaker 5 (16:55):
Stand in front of me for twenty five to thirty
years while my branch grows through you.
Speaker 3 (17:00):
My name is Root, it's grooted. Yeah, would root be better?
Speaker 5 (17:08):
Shut up? You know what he's got it her feet
groot roots.
Speaker 4 (17:14):
And then they joined forces. You know, the Guardians of
the Galaxy joined forces with the Avengers. Oh do they did?
Speaker 3 (17:20):
You all love the episodic theme where they merge both.
Speaker 4 (17:26):
Universes and they fought Thanos.
Speaker 3 (17:29):
Thanos If you noticed they brought in the Galaxy universe
and they merged it with the Avenger universe.
Speaker 4 (17:40):
Next, that's what they did.
Speaker 3 (17:42):
If you give me one more hot pocket, I will
reveal the plot to the next galaxies.
Speaker 4 (17:50):
Actually, the first Trump term, he put his own head
on Thanos because his Thanos' line is I am inevitable,
and he goes, I am inevitable, and it was Donald
Trump instead.
Speaker 5 (18:02):
What kind of a thing is Thanels Clam.
Speaker 4 (18:05):
Now he's a giant purple guy that is stronger than
everything in the universe universe. He's just really powerful.
Speaker 3 (18:10):
You like big purple things.
Speaker 1 (18:11):
He's like a space hulk.
Speaker 5 (18:14):
I want to remind everybody tomorrow this is a big deal.
Speaker 2 (18:16):
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Speaker 3 (18:20):
This is gonna be a good one.
Speaker 4 (18:22):
It's a free five star lunch basically is what it is.
Speaker 2 (18:25):
We're the Hogfathers. They are competition barbecuers. They're cooking for us.
The beef sliders. He's gonna have on that smoker for
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own pork. Competition pork.
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Speaker 4 (18:49):
We would go over. I have two four six things
that are warning sides that you need a mental health day.
I'm gonna give the the bell to Dwight and he's
going to ring it for everyone that he feels is him.
Out of the six, how many how many things do
you believe he will have?
Speaker 1 (19:08):
John, I'm gonna say five.
Speaker 4 (19:10):
I think I'm going to put the over and under
at five.
Speaker 5 (19:15):
Oh, I'll take.
Speaker 2 (19:18):
I'll take the over on that is okay? So if
I hit come in at five, does that count as
the over or not?
Speaker 1 (19:24):
Send it in a half a point? Make it four
and a half.
Speaker 4 (19:26):
Four and a half is the line.
Speaker 5 (19:27):
Yeah, I'll take over. I will take over everybody's beau.
I haven't seen it yet.
Speaker 4 (19:34):
Yeah, but I just know what was the top again,
warning signs you need to take a mental health break,
a health day. Okay uh. And I used to think
that the it was like mental health dude, just punch through. No,
there are days you got to sit it home. Now
for me and you, it's actually more cathartic to come
(19:56):
in correct, Okay.
Speaker 2 (19:57):
For example, behind the Curtain now talk about my mental
health all the time. But there's certain mornings that are dark, dark, dark,
and you find out about it first. Yes, I do,
And he said, He'll say, stay.
Speaker 5 (20:10):
Home, dude, take, don't do the show.
Speaker 3 (20:12):
Take to the show.
Speaker 5 (20:12):
Take today. And I've done that twice.
Speaker 2 (20:16):
But most of the time I come in to do
the show because it helps me, because you look, when
you have a bad day, whatever's going on, you got
to check it at the door somehow and fake it.
Speaker 5 (20:26):
It's kind of like a release.
Speaker 4 (20:28):
I know when you stay home those two days you
stay home, it's bad. Really, They used to The producers
of the David Letterman Show said that they would come
in ten minutes before the show started and he would
be in the corner of his office. They wouldn't even
know where he is, and then they find him. He's
in a fetal position in the corners and just rocking
and going I can't do the show. I can't do
the show. I can't do the show. And they would
(20:50):
have to talk him into doing the show. They're just like, no,
you can, we can do this. Entertainers are weird.
Speaker 3 (20:55):
Yes, is there?
Speaker 4 (20:58):
Yep?
Speaker 3 (20:58):
All right?
Speaker 4 (20:59):
Back after this News Radio eight the list do you
need a mental health day? And how many will will
Dwight ring the bell and real in the years grills.
Speaker 3 (21:12):
W h A s.
Speaker 1 (21:15):
Alright, you don't have to go for five and oh
without me tomorrow?
Speaker 4 (21:20):
What's up?
Speaker 1 (21:21):
So good luck?
Speaker 3 (21:21):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (21:22):
Uh if he beats his it's gonna good luck to
mister Gus Allen.
Speaker 3 (21:26):
I believe.
Speaker 4 (21:27):
Okay, is there some uh what kind of music? Do
we need some therapy office music for this? I bet
you if you I bet you YouTube therapy office music
it would come up.
Speaker 1 (21:43):
I bet it'd be like that low, low fi hip
hop stuff.
Speaker 2 (21:46):
That no no, no, okay. So I asked the question
because I said I wanted to be buried Nate. I
wanted to be laid out naked for my visitation. Just
make people feel awkward one last time.
Speaker 1 (21:57):
This is instrumental music for working in an office.
Speaker 2 (22:00):
I got an answer on this Gorilla Bob Raymer, the
famous Gorolla Bob.
Speaker 3 (22:04):
He says, uh.
Speaker 2 (22:06):
He sent us a screenshot where he contacted a funeral home.
Would you allow a body to be laid out naked? No,
that's illegal. What if it's my last request? No, it's
still illegal. Your body releases gases and fluids when you die,
and bombing only slows that down.
Speaker 5 (22:21):
Oh my god, it doesn't stop it completely.
Speaker 4 (22:23):
Oh you mean you could possibly fart while I'm standing
there crying and saying my goodbyes.
Speaker 5 (22:29):
I'm gonna have a fart machine installed just to make
sure it happened.
Speaker 4 (22:32):
It's actually a great idea, right, does this? Is it
all right? You know, our everyday lives are so busy,
and it's cliche to say you need a mental health day.
It's almost come cliche. But I believe in it, and
I believe you should be able to take it mental
(22:53):
health day if you're emotionally and mentally drained. Okay, we
have six items. I believe white is going to be
all six of these.
Speaker 5 (23:02):
So I have not seen this list. I'm interested, but
you think I'll go six for six on this?
Speaker 1 (23:08):
Yes, I'm going with five.
Speaker 4 (23:10):
Ivy newsroom is going with under at four.
Speaker 3 (23:13):
Let me get you a let me get an icebreaker
in Okay, here we go.
Speaker 4 (23:18):
Number one, Number one, feeling extra irritable, snapping at loved
ones more than usual. Stress levels are high, you have
a hard time regulating your emotions.
Speaker 3 (23:36):
That was number two.
Speaker 4 (23:37):
That was one. That's all number one, that's one for one. No, no, no,
that's one.
Speaker 5 (23:42):
Yeah, I'm all.
Speaker 3 (23:43):
I'm all of those.
Speaker 5 (23:44):
Yeah, I'm definitely number one.
Speaker 4 (23:47):
Little things make you feel overwhelmed at this time.
Speaker 2 (23:52):
It's more funny if you know me and you work
with me, because those two got to put over my wife.
Speaker 5 (23:57):
They got to see this craft and put up with it.
Speaker 4 (23:58):
Spilling your coffee, getting stuck in traffic, it's me. The
system on your computer is not working right.
Speaker 5 (24:12):
Poor John Auden and Tony and my wife.
Speaker 4 (24:15):
Two for two, number three for Dwight. I'm sorry. I'm
sorry for everyone else. If you're feeling any of these things,
no kidding, seek some help and just talk to somebody.
Speaker 3 (24:26):
So far, I'm two for two.
Speaker 4 (24:28):
Struggling with memory issues or brain.
Speaker 5 (24:30):
Oh my gosh, how many times you hear me on
here just reaching for a word.
Speaker 1 (24:34):
I'm sorry, to think. I should have said six.
Speaker 4 (24:37):
Mental resources are depleted, and chronic stress is affecting that
part of your brain and clear thinking becomes harder. Yeah,
that's still number three. So you're three for three, three
for three so far. This one, I think it's you
too here, okay, feeling indifferent about things you normally care about.
Speaker 2 (24:59):
I just talked to about that, didn't I tell you?
During the break I said, I'm supposed to do this
x y Z.
Speaker 1 (25:04):
I don't want to do anything.
Speaker 3 (25:05):
I just want this.
Speaker 4 (25:06):
One could be translated to nothing brings you joy anymore. Yeah, right,
so you're just like things that used to bring me
joy Now I'm just indifferent about sad. You are four
so far for four. Well, I know you're going to
be five for five.
Speaker 5 (25:20):
Talked to you about that in the commercial.
Speaker 3 (25:21):
I know. I know.
Speaker 4 (25:23):
Here's what you're going to go five for five. Number
five is sleep issues.
Speaker 1 (25:31):
There you go, there's the over.
Speaker 5 (25:32):
Wait a minute, do you switch to pornal music?
Speaker 3 (25:35):
Listen to this?
Speaker 4 (25:36):
This is perfect?
Speaker 3 (25:37):
No, it's porn music. Do you think?
Speaker 2 (25:40):
So we're talking about my mental health and you're playing
something from on Golden blog.
Speaker 4 (25:44):
You really need to upgrade your porn from the VHS tapes.
This is the seventies music.
Speaker 5 (25:49):
That's what I like.
Speaker 4 (25:51):
Sleeping too much or or having trouble sleeping at all,
that's sleep. Yes, all right, will he go six for six?
Speaker 3 (25:59):
Here we go?
Speaker 4 (25:59):
Here we will he go six for six? Changes in
your appetite. You've been talking about it. You've been talking
about it for weeks. You are six for six. You's
got mental health bingo yeah or no kidding, whether you're
(26:19):
eating too much or less than usual. These changes are
common response to stress, anxiety, and depression. You can indicate
that your nervous system needs support.
Speaker 2 (26:28):
I will say, though, that I've recognized where I'm at
and I'm going to rocking off, going back in for
ketamine therapy with a doctor Street Russell.
Speaker 3 (26:37):
That's going to happen the.
Speaker 5 (26:39):
Week after next.
Speaker 4 (26:40):
So news lost. What were you you were over?
Speaker 1 (26:42):
I said five?
Speaker 5 (26:43):
Yeah, yeah, I took you over.
Speaker 4 (26:45):
Yes, I see everybody here. Dude, you are six wow
for six? You are a mess?
Speaker 5 (26:52):
You knew that into it?
Speaker 4 (26:53):
Well, I mean doctor street Russell, what a saint? And
uh you know, did to see him, to see him
the joy in his face before he started to treat you?
And then how serious he was after he started to
treat you. When he came in and when and when
the conversation went to I you know, I you know,
(27:14):
because he he cannot talk about patients unless you give
him permissions.
Speaker 5 (27:18):
I gave him. I gave him the go and I
want everybody to know.
Speaker 2 (27:21):
I want everybody to know because it is a serious
thing and people need If you need help, get help.
Speaker 3 (27:26):
Man.
Speaker 4 (27:27):
He was very serious after he started to treatment with like,
I don't I don't think you understand your partner's issues here.
Speaker 5 (27:34):
I didn't understand.
Speaker 4 (27:37):
Six six four six, I knew it.
Speaker 2 (27:43):
I Hey, baby, let me tell you about Barons Pizza.
It's Louisville style pizza. And by the way, it's an
official sponsor of the Jay Town Beer Fest.
Speaker 5 (27:53):
I believe we might be doing a show out there
on the.
Speaker 4 (27:57):
Oh.
Speaker 5 (27:57):
I love Baronos, everybody, It's no secret. I love the
Mama Baronos. It's perfecto.
Speaker 2 (28:03):
But lately I've been on this bake spaghetti kick. You're
gonna love the bakes Spaghetti. You gonna love everything that
Baronos has to offer. And while you're there, go ahead
and say, hey, do it Dano style.
Speaker 5 (28:12):
What's that mean?
Speaker 2 (28:13):
It means they're gonna put that beautiful dan O's red
pepper cheeseining. That's right, cheesining on whatever you order, your pizza,
your pasta, even on your salads, your sandwiches, you name it,
they'll do it. Barono's Pizza dining in a carry out
or delivery. Yeah, it's that good.
Speaker 4 (28:28):
BK Plumbing Supply. John Bergen is the owner, very fine
looking man and he runs a great business. I love
John Bergen.
Speaker 5 (28:38):
Look at me, all of my burgundness.
Speaker 4 (28:42):
Toto next to his toilet is what I have. It
is a bidet system. It is not one of those
just the seat right. This is an entire toilet. He
will arrange for the electrician. Yes, you need an electrician
to this thing and a plumber to install it correctly.
And you're going to love this thing. The seated, the
heat is seated. The seat comes up when you walk
(29:02):
up to it, and it cleans. When the seat comes up,
it cleans it. It has a blue light sanitizer to
the bowl and then sprints it with a little water.
You go to the bathroom and then it has two
different streams you can control. It has a remote control
that sits next to you on the toilet. You pull
it off. It literally can hold it if you want,
and you you control the stream and then you hit
(29:25):
the air dryer. Yes, it has an air dryer. It's unbelieving.
It looks like something out of Star Trek. It is
crazy and it's affordable. You want to get a hold
of BK Plummeting Supply, go to the website dot com
or call for nine hundred right now, call fifty nine hundred.
And as for Amy or John, they'll take care of
(29:46):
you with this toto next toilet, say I want Venetti's toilet. Uh.
Speaker 5 (29:50):
Thank you to Danita Boyer.
Speaker 3 (29:52):
We were talking.
Speaker 2 (29:53):
I did the story about the flying humanoid robots. You
all went down the pathway of well what when I
think John Alden said, when's there gonna.
Speaker 5 (30:02):
Be a form of peda for robots?
Speaker 4 (30:04):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (30:04):
Oh yeah too. Wait, thank you Danita. She sends me
the website.
Speaker 2 (30:08):
The website is Don't Kick Robots dot org, the Society
for Ethical Treatment of Robots and AI.
Speaker 4 (30:15):
There's a movie a couple of years ago called Real Steel,
and it takes place just in the near future where robots.
It's a robots fighting over other robots are like dog fighting.
It's illegal, so they have to have these underground fight
scenes with these robots and it's crazy, but it's probably
gonna happen. I mean, they have that now with the nerds,
(30:37):
the high school nerds that build the crazy robots that
kill the other one. They have hammers on them or
saws and they go after it and again, nerds run
the planet. STEM is the way to go. That's why
every school is building a STEM STEM place in their
high schools, because that's the that's not the future, it's now.
Back after this on news, it's where they make STEM sales. No, no,
(30:58):
it's no, sir, thank you, Miss President. News Radio eight
forty w h A s.
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