6.26: Heat Wave Struggles, Dwight's Feet, Diddy Trial Updates, Frequent Nightmares, and a Poop Cruise

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
I don't want to be an old person and talk
about the weather late, but it is too damn hot.
Yesterday I get in the house and it's been all
the air conditioner's been on all day. I said it
at seventy three. I thought that would be okay. It's
not going to overwork and it'll shut off. It couldn't
get below seventy five and water is gushing from my

(00:21):
AC unit in the basement because I guess that it
starts to overwork, it gets that condensation and then it'll
freeze up. So I just turned it off last night
and just slept without the AC last night, which wasn't fun.
It wasn't hard. Just put a fan on, it was it.
But you have similar issues at your house. Look, it
was one hundred and one heat as Dwight says, heat intancy.

Speaker 2 (00:41):
Okay, I'm looking at the text I sent Tony Bedenny
last night and it says it looks like it's got
about fifty eight words on it. Here are the words
that I can read on the air. It's eighty five
in here. All the rest of them are exploitives. Yes,

(01:02):
So I want to thank Scott right for right mechanical
heating and air. He came out because we got home
from Gustavo's. I walk in, it's eighty five in our
living room. Okay, you go upstairs, it's like a probably
a fifteen points wing because I don't know, maybe our
ventilations outdated, whatever, but it always is, so it's probably

(01:26):
probably a hunter up there. I text you that Scott
Wright came over. Evidently we had a capacitor out. He
said that is very common right now because they're constantly running.

Speaker 1 (01:36):
They're constantly running, it doesn't turn off.

Speaker 2 (01:38):
So thank you, Scott. Right with right McCanns.

Speaker 1 (01:40):
And I've never seen this before, but somebody posted on
Facebook a video in the four way stop on Willis
and Cannon's Lane. It's right to where the park is,
not that Willis, it's Willis Avenue and the street has buckled.
Really so the cars are going down, they're going boom,
and they look like those cars they make that goes bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce. Yeah,

(02:03):
those bouncy cars.

Speaker 2 (02:05):
Yeah, we don't know what you said, bouncy, bouncy, bouncy bouncing.

Speaker 1 (02:13):
So, uh, that's what it looks like. I've never seen
the road buckle because of heat. Right, Yeah, it's man,
it sucks. It's hot. Jack.

Speaker 2 (02:25):
Okay, imagine this if you will, if you're listening right now,
how hot it is? Okay, coming home from work. It's
a hard day. It's hot and it's muggy. And on
top of it all, you've got a torn achilles tendon.

Speaker 1 (02:39):
Imagine that. Yeah, imagine that. Yeah. Well, I went to
bargains last week. Thank god, I went to bargains supply
and got one of the all fancy window units. You
send it to me. It's so hot, I said him,
Thank you, I got one of these days.

Speaker 2 (02:54):
I said him, with Getty's Burg address length text of
cuss words. He sends me back a window unit that
he got from bargain supplot. By the way, I'm going
by there today.

Speaker 1 (03:04):
Oh boy, it's it's it's fancy too. It's all some
kind of remote control.

Speaker 2 (03:07):
I don't know what Susan is gonna do about the
heat in her room, but uh.

Speaker 3 (03:11):
You know, it is hot.

Speaker 1 (03:14):
Oh is that is that my copy? Come on, Anne, Joseph,
Come on, Anne Joseph, give it a last damn I go.
Joseph was smart enough to know how to run the
copy machine because Dwight doesn't know how to run the
cop and all fairness, I don't either. I don't either.
Thank you Joe how to make a copy class before

(03:34):
he went into sales. Thank you, Joseph.

Speaker 2 (03:37):
Okay, here's how you would normally run a copy machine.
You will open up the lid, put something on the glass,
shut the lid, and you hit the green button, says start.

Speaker 1 (03:47):
Evidently there's more to it at our copy machine. Yeah.
Normally I find men's toes disgusting. What but I will say,
because you've been wearing this cast I I don't put
up with men's bare feet at work. You cannot wear
sandals to work? Okay, that is a no. No. I
don't want to look at your big, stupid hairy man feet.

(04:08):
But I will say this about Dwight's feet. They're very
they're for men's feet, toes, they're kind of sexy. They're
not disgusting. They're not disgusting. Did you not see me
staring at your toes a couple of minutes ago? I
was like, you know what, that doesn't bother me. No,
I didn't. Are your toes disgusting? John Alden?

Speaker 3 (04:31):
I don't know. Do you want to find out?

Speaker 1 (04:32):
No? No, I've been that guy at the office that
have yelled at male coworkers that are wearing sandals and going,
you cannot do that. I'm going to file up an
HR violation for your big hairy feet.

Speaker 2 (04:47):
It's usually usually and this is this is usually the rule.
The guys that wear sandals don't need to be wearing sandals. Correct,
No guy needs to be wearing sandals.

Speaker 1 (04:57):
Because they got a big, floppy, ugly feet.

Speaker 2 (05:00):
Most of them have like that yellow toenail thing that
sticks up, And a lot of times you'll go to
the store, they'll be gone sandals and you can tell
he's never cut his toenails.

Speaker 1 (05:11):
Why you were? Why would you display that? Prosecution and
defense both rest in the Sean Diddy Combs trial. Sean
Diddy Combs told New York judge he will not testify
in his federal sex trafficking trial. Probably a good idea.

Speaker 2 (05:26):
He always should do. When they call to the stand,
Sean Diddy Combs.

Speaker 1 (05:32):
He should wrap it all. We were out of gas
and I stuck it. Well. Yeah, thirty two days is
what this trial lasted. Didn't you take me longer? I
don't know me.

Speaker 2 (05:46):
I thought it was gonna be like all summer and
they would say, oh, waiting tonight at six, waiting until
you find out what he did he use vel veda
cheese for and like there'd always be something new that
you could try with your significant other in the bedroom.
From this trial, it's kind of let me down.

Speaker 1 (06:02):
Just from testimony, I think it's safe to say that
Sean Denny Coombs as a terrible person, but I'm not
sure that he's going to go to jail for it.

Speaker 2 (06:11):
Have you seen charges of mended down? I saw that.

Speaker 1 (06:15):
I wonder if they're making deals now. I don't know
if they are, but it is that the trafficking part
of that is probably non negotiable, especially if it's federal
charges there. So we'll see. Now, this doesn't get him
out of civil trials to where he's going to have
to start writing checks. Even if he gets convicted and

(06:37):
he goes to jail, he's still going to get hit
with a bunch of civil cases which he already has
paid off a bunch of people already. By the end,
he might have a just a fraction of the money
that he has now once they're over with him. But
if you've listened or read any of the testimony. It
is just awful. Is it's hard to describe on live

(07:00):
broadcast radio what was said because it's that sallacious. Okay,
you ready for this?

Speaker 2 (07:06):
You know, prosecutors drop some kidnapping, arson and sex trafficking claims.
Oh and I haven't gotten into that article yet. That's
just AHEAD told you. And this is all did I
tell you?

Speaker 1 (07:20):
I told you he was gonna.

Speaker 2 (07:22):
Walk you did USA today. That's the source on that one.
It looks and it looks like, yeah, there's an article
after article.

Speaker 1 (07:31):
Yep, uh moy.

Speaker 2 (07:32):
I was hoping you'd be wrong on here. Yeah, here's TMZ.
Oh wait a minute, here's one. Okay, here's one that
says and this was twenty four hours ago. It says
the prosecutors won of dumb down elements of the Rico charge.

Speaker 1 (07:49):
There we go, There we go, billionaires gonna go to jail,
There you go, there you go. Uh yeah. But I
was wondering why it was such a small story, because
it's not. This thing is headlined like Yahoo news all
for for a month and then it's sort of been
hidden in the thing. And I was like, what's going
on here? So I clicked on it and I was like,
uh oh.

Speaker 2 (08:09):
Yeah, but you know, after he gets through this trial,
good luck getting a job.

Speaker 1 (08:12):
Somewhere, did he? All right, this is an amazing breakthrough
that you would think everyone, why didn't we get this before?
But there is a mining company in Australia that invented
a battery powered train that never needs to be charged.

(08:35):
The movement and the weight of the of the train
powers the train.

Speaker 2 (08:40):
Okay, So, and that's why I've said this concept on
the show and often, and most of the time I'm
the dumbest guy in the room. But the process, the whole,
the whole role of an alternator on a car is
to charge the battery as you drive.

Speaker 1 (08:54):
Correct.

Speaker 2 (08:55):
So I always said, with these electric vehicles, couldn't there
be a super size alternator that continues to charge your
electric vehicle.

Speaker 1 (09:04):
Yeah? Well, they're experimenting too with streets that are electrified.
So when you drive, the electricity oh as much as
poor electricity from the car public though, I don't Yeah,
we don't need that, all right. So the Australian Minor
four Tesk has finished a battery electric locomotive built to
recharge itself on the job. The one point seven mile

(09:27):
long Infinity Train which starts each run mining through these
mining hubs about one thousand feet above sea level, lugging
thirty four thousand tons of iron are downhill to the port.
So that's probably the key. That it's going downhill, so
it uses gravity, it generates the electricity, and it generates

(09:48):
so much that it has power enough to turn to
go in reverse and go all the way back up
the hill with no burnt diesel fuel. Now, this train
burns twenty one million gallons of diesel fuel a year.
They spend fifty million dollars on the prototype in hopes

(10:08):
to slash eleven percent of its directing missions while cutting
fuel bills to zero by twenty thirty to zero by
twenty thirty. So that that there's there's an answer there.
We just got to be able to let the old
companies from killing everyone that has a good idea. Right, Hey,
what happened? What happened to that guy? I don't know,

(10:29):
I don't know down it? Are you asking me research
and development? Well, you're asking me. Last thing I know.

Speaker 2 (10:34):
He was working on that no gas.

Speaker 1 (10:38):
Experiment. Uh, do you have frequent nightmares? If you do,
I'm about to give you some really bad news.

Speaker 4 (10:47):
I don't have, so I don't have nightmares. But here's
one thing that's happened since we've had the baby is
I'll wake up thinking I'm holding the baby in the bed,
which is what you're not supposed to do. Of course,
right correct out, and I'm really just holding my pillow.
That's happened six or seven times.

Speaker 2 (11:03):
Well, what do you mean you can't hold your baby
in the BD?

Speaker 1 (11:05):
What's that You don't want to roll over and smother
your child? And when they're a little when they're little kids,
when they get older, they can sleep in your bed.
It's not a big deal.

Speaker 2 (11:12):
I don't really have nightmares, but I have a continuous
dream about a rocket ship going out and the train
going in and out of a tunnel.

Speaker 1 (11:19):
Okay, so I used to have Everyone has sometimes has
dreams about their work. Which my nightmare was a CD
when I was in doing music radio, I had a dream.
And I think every DJ has this nightmare where the
CD is counting down to the end of the song
and you can hear the song and you have nothing
to say, like you can't get a word out, And

(11:42):
that's the nightmare. I used to have that reoccurring. I've
had that nightmare.

Speaker 2 (11:46):
So many freaking times, man, and I've had and I've
lived through that nightmare. How many times with qm F
have you been looking at magazines and then next thing
you know, you look and the CDs ran out. You
don't have another one loaded, and you've got no commercials on.

Speaker 1 (12:01):
Yeah, all right, frequent nightmares link to early death. Great,
there's morbility. Good, there's morbility. The good news is, if
you have someone in your life who's constantly complaining about
having nightmares, you might now have to hear about it.
You won't have to hear about it very long. A
new study from the UK Dementia Research Institute and the

(12:23):
Imperial College of London has looked at data from over
twenty four hundred children in eighteen thousand adults and found
that frequent nightmares can lead to elevations of cortisol, a
stress hormone closely linked to faster cellular aging. Cortisol make
you fat too, so when they tell you, stress will

(12:44):
aid you faster than drugs and alcohol and everything else.
This is proving that for adults that studied, rapid biological
aging accounted for roughly forty percent of their increased risk
of morbility. Wow, mortality? Sorry, wow sleep? Well everybody? Wow?
Now about that basic Yeah, so basically you're stressed all
day and then you're stressing through your sleep, but you

(13:05):
can't do and that's what leads to it. Uh so
not fun, would you like?

Speaker 2 (13:09):
Man, we forgot to do Joke of the day yesterday.
Maybe it was a blessing.

Speaker 1 (13:13):
Who knows, I would think that was. We didn't even remember.

Speaker 3 (13:17):
Are you doing yesterday's joke?

Speaker 1 (13:19):
Or are you just no?

Speaker 2 (13:20):
I'm doing a new joke? I passed by?

Speaker 1 (13:24):
God said that was? That was the best? Yeah, it
was for the best.

Speaker 2 (13:28):
It happened for a reason. I mean, when have we
ever missed Joke of the day. Well, we've done a
couple of times intentionally because of the content was serious.

Speaker 1 (13:36):
But here we go.

Speaker 2 (13:40):
Hey, fellas it was. I mean, me and my wife
Susan were in a bit of a fight right now.

Speaker 1 (13:46):
Oh I'm sorry, I am too. It sucks.

Speaker 2 (13:48):
Two days ago, she said, hey, lit's get kind of chapped.
Could you give my chapstick out of purse? Accidentally gave
her the super glues. She hadn't spoken to me since.

Speaker 1 (13:58):
Oh boy, she's super cool. The delay rimshot lips together.
We you gouys. That was perfect.

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Speaker 2 (15:26):
Gotta let a little Zeppelin go for bid, goes out
to Scott right mentioned him earlier, big Zeppelin fan. There's
Radio eight forty wh as Tony Danny Dwight winning right,
there's John Auden pushing the buttons driving ship.

Speaker 1 (15:41):
You do it, okay, John?

Speaker 2 (15:42):
Have you been getting a plenty of sleep at night
and all?

Speaker 1 (15:44):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (15:44):
I feel like every week we adjust better and better,
so things are going well right now.

Speaker 2 (15:48):
You never did try the Jack Daniels thing. I try, okay,
keep that in your peekaboo file. Just of course, Hey
lots to get to on the show today, and we
we do want to remind you save the date tomorrow
if you want to come out. You want to have
a great and I mean a terrific lunch tomorrow.

Speaker 1 (16:09):
It's smoked by the Hogfathers.

Speaker 2 (16:11):
We will be at Grill Masters Supply, Grill Master Supply,
Shelbyville Road for another Tony Dwight free lunch Friday tomorrow
is gonna be smoked, beef sliders competition, pork sliders, pickled onions,
all kinds of size to go with it. You don't
want to miss it. It's a free lunch Friday tomorrow.

(16:32):
We'll see it Grill Masters Supply.

Speaker 1 (16:34):
All right, Hey, well we still got a couple.

Speaker 3 (16:39):
A couple of minutes.

Speaker 1 (16:40):
We still got a couple of minutes.

Speaker 2 (16:41):
Dude, the clocks, everything's behind me. Man, I can't see
Augusty in this room. Is the television that's set on me?

Speaker 3 (16:49):
And you're saying, wait for Daniel to finish setting up
that camera, the.

Speaker 1 (16:52):
Camera inside Baseball. Daniel can John can only see me,
and he needs to see the whole studio to see
what's going on in the studio. If he's going to
drive the bus. I thought the other day he had
it working. Well, it's it's he's.

Speaker 3 (17:05):
Got set up.

Speaker 4 (17:05):
But there's a again inside Baseball we've got He's got
to set up an app on my computer for it.

Speaker 3 (17:10):
To work right way.

Speaker 2 (17:11):
It'll give it like a casino camera, you know. Get
those round things on top of the ceiling.

Speaker 1 (17:15):
And safety too. If someone comes in and tries to
kill Dwight, that's true, I can see who does it know?

Speaker 5 (17:21):
Y ah?

Speaker 2 (17:21):
But that could never happen because we have soundproof and
bulletproof glass.

Speaker 1 (17:28):
The glass is bulletproof, so shut your face.

Speaker 3 (17:30):
I won't give away the secrets of the glass.

Speaker 1 (17:32):
Shut your face right now.

Speaker 2 (17:34):
These studios their soundproof and they're bulletproof. Every time a
secretary walks by here, click click clicking.

Speaker 1 (17:41):
Burlington, Vermont has a public nudity problem that they're trying
to crack down on. In recent years. There's been multiple
reports and I know on indecent exposure in public areas
and around schools. That's not good. Vermont law gives local
cops limited recourse when it indecent exposure.

Speaker 2 (18:01):
They need to take a hard look at their penal system.

Speaker 1 (18:03):
Because Vermont, in Vermont, nudity isn't a crime. Oh hang on, it's.

Speaker 3 (18:11):
No to South now we know what they do with
all the maple syrup.

Speaker 1 (18:17):
Take a dollar out, No to South, take a dollar.

Speaker 2 (18:20):
Out book vacation for Vermont.

Speaker 1 (18:24):
Well, that's a rule in Vermont because it's cold ten
months of the year. Don't care. Don't care. I let
my freak flag fly. Baby. Burlington City Council is trying
to find some middle ground here, so the cops are
having a problem with Amen. You can't be naked around here, dude,
can't be naked? Or can you know? There's bad naked?

(18:47):
I'm all in Seinfeld's episodes of bad Naked, good naked.
There's absolutely bad naked.

Speaker 2 (18:52):
I've never seen a bad naked.

Speaker 1 (18:53):
Oh, absolutely not with my wife. I have it. Well,
I have it. I'm serious for anybody for that matter.
I bet I think if you're watching a television show
or something, I don't think there is a bad name.
Oh there is bad naked. John, please back me up here.
He's stupid.

Speaker 3 (19:09):
Yeah there is.

Speaker 1 (19:09):
Yes, No, I think the joke on Seinfeld was, you know,
you're naked and trying to open a jar. It's just
not good.

Speaker 2 (19:15):
Even when she was grunning and squeezing, I thought she
was hot on Seinfeld.

Speaker 1 (19:19):
Uh No, there's bad naked.

Speaker 2 (19:21):
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Speaker 3 (20:46):
The Alice Cooper billion dollar Baby.

Speaker 1 (20:49):
Billion dollar Baby city for you right, my name is
to the Vanity. He's the big baby, which is like, uh,
why can't you play good music when we come back?

Speaker 2 (21:01):
He plays you know what, You're right, he doesn't play
good music. He plays great music.

Speaker 3 (21:05):
What do you want to hear?

Speaker 1 (21:06):
Mister?

Speaker 3 (21:07):
What do you know?

Speaker 1 (21:10):
Anything? You know like billion dollar babies, Alice Cooper?

Speaker 3 (21:13):
Uh, he wants kiss or Chris Stapleton and that's it.

Speaker 1 (21:17):
Yeah, I know you're making it. I used to be
part of the Kiss Army. Got a quick disarmy discharged
from there.

Speaker 2 (21:26):
I want to talk about here. Let me take a
drink of tea, Kila.

Speaker 1 (21:32):
I was listening to Rainbow Since You've been Gone the
other day.

Speaker 2 (21:36):
No, no, no, there's only one Rainbow and that's the
Ronnie James Dio.

Speaker 1 (21:39):
You know this song is good. Find that song and
tell me that this isn't better to come back to
when you come back next time. Bring back, come back
with Rainbow since You've been Gone, and tell me that's
not better than that and whatever.

Speaker 2 (21:52):
We'll compare it to Ronnie James Deals Rainbow of Man
on a Silver Mountain. H watch the documentary yesterday, but
because number one the title pop, it caught my eye.
It was called a poop Cruise and I thought, Susan
has that video in her nightstand.

Speaker 1 (22:10):
As what Tony Cruiz calls his wife or Tony when
you are you poop cruise?

Speaker 2 (22:17):
Today?

Speaker 1 (22:18):
That's five dollars out for Tony Andaty. God, I gotta score.

Speaker 2 (22:24):
It was a Netflix documentary, had a little bit of
time before we went out with the number one to
Kuilan watched it and it's a story about in twenty thirteen,
there's a Carnival cruise ships, the Carnival Triumph Cruise incident,
and I'd forgotten about this.

Speaker 1 (22:39):
I vaguely remember.

Speaker 2 (22:40):
Well, I vaguely remember twenty thirteen, but I vaguely remember
the story.

Speaker 1 (22:45):
Yeah, I do. I remember the national stories. It's very disgusting.

Speaker 2 (22:49):
This documentary is something else. So this cruise ship goes out.
I think there's four thousand people on it and right
at the very beginning of the cruise, everybody's celebrating, you know,
paying way too much for their drinks and whatnot, and
the next thing you know, bam, all the lights go out.

Speaker 1 (23:06):
It gets pitch black. Oh right, lost power, lost power.

Speaker 2 (23:11):
Not only is that, but it also loses the engine
and they can't go anywhere, so they're stranded. Well, if
that's not bad enough, that a fire starts and everybody think,
oh my gosh, what's going on with this?

Speaker 1 (23:22):
Well I will tell you this. That's why the Navy
trains every single person from the captain down to the
lowliss and low on a boat or a submarine trains
on firefighting, because you can't have a fire on a boat.

Speaker 2 (23:35):
Well, it happened. A fire happens on this boat. They
managed to somewhat contain it, but then when they put
it out, they set engineers in when it finally got to.

Speaker 1 (23:43):
So it lost power, lost the engine, and caught fire. Right,
oh my god, it gets worse. How could he get worse?

Speaker 2 (23:50):
Hang on to this son. Then they finally would have
become safe to get the people in there, the engineering
crew to expect everything they do. And they found out
that the fire had burned through every single runner of
holding the electricity, So every wire that involved electric was
burned through, melted gone, could put no air conditions not replaceable.
Now there's no air conditioning, there's no chance against latch.

Speaker 1 (24:14):
So you're bumping around in the dark at night.

Speaker 2 (24:16):
That's exactly what's going on. Okay, about twelve hours into it,
for whatever reasons, the toilet system goes.

Speaker 1 (24:26):
Awry and now all of the urine and all of
the whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, what do you mean? What
do you mean? It starts flooding these ships means it
starts to come out of the toilets and onto the floor. Absolutely,
everybody's rooming into the hallway. Nothing's working with the plumbing.
Now all this sewage is how you how how did
they film this?

Speaker 2 (24:48):
They of course Carnival didn't, but now everybody's got cell
phones in two thousand, this is all cell phones they're documenting,
but they can't get it out because there's no internet
on the boat and there's no cel there's no cell
service where they're at. So then they come on and
somehow they get a rudimentary announcing system somehow, maybe it

(25:09):
was a bullhorn, I don't know what, but it shows
video and now they're telling all of them absolutely, do
not attempt to use your toilet. I forgot what told
them to urinate, but they said, for a number two,
we have passed out red bags, bio hazard bags. You're
to do that and then carry it to X amount
of deck whatever. Now it's getting hot, this is going on.

(25:33):
People can't sleep, so they start moving their mattresses out
on to the decks to try and get some coolness.

Speaker 1 (25:38):
You know.

Speaker 2 (25:40):
Well, at one point they say, man, this is really
really bad. We got to get tug boats in here.
And it's been you know, X amount of hours. The
best solution we can think is let's give them free alcohol.
So now, yes, So now they start getting them free alcohol.
Now there's fistfights, there's newlywed couples just out in the

(26:02):
middle of having relations in front of everybody, not even
trying to hide it. And the story is told by
the people that were on this cruise ship, your father,
a daughter, or three girls on a bacheorette party, whatnot.
And it's got all these different people telling the story
and it shows their footage. It shows their footage going
through this. People were standing in line for like two

(26:23):
hours to try to eat.

Speaker 1 (26:25):
When they got up there, it would.

Speaker 2 (26:27):
Be a piece of bread, a piece of lettuce and
a tomato, and they said the bread was soggy. Now
think about this, there's no way to wash your hands,
there's sewage everywhere, and people are feeding you food.

Speaker 1 (26:40):
Oh stop.

Speaker 3 (26:41):
Yeah, I'm so glad I'm not eating right now.

Speaker 1 (26:43):
And no ice, by the way, no ice. So none
of the beer? All right? So where were they in
the ocean. They were in the Gulf of America.

Speaker 3 (26:52):
This happened so stupid.

Speaker 1 (26:55):
Okay, the Gulf of America, call it whatever you want,
all right. That is, they couldn't. Here's the here's my point.
If we're stuck in that, you're thinking the minute one,
it's the Mayda may A Mayde and boats should be
coming from everywhere to come get everybody.

Speaker 2 (27:13):
Well at one point and this is kind of a
nan and and then at some point another cruise ship
pulled right alongside them. Okay, and they didn't unload. Well,
in all, you can't. How do you get four thousand
people to cross over on a boat that already has
probably four thousand people.

Speaker 1 (27:33):
They did.

Speaker 2 (27:34):
They did put boats down bringing over to the stranded
boat and get more extra provisions, some food, some water
and stuff like that. They did do that. But while
they were doing that. You could see the people on
the other boat having fun and waving. Oh but then
so okay, so then when that cruise ship gets close enough,
people start climbing up and like hanging out over the

(27:57):
railing trying to catch that other boats. Why fight to
get messages, You can't get message out anybody.

Speaker 1 (28:03):
I went on one cruise. It was in Norwegian. I
don't think what was it. This was, uh what this
was the Carnival Triumph Cruise. I'm not sure I'd be
caught dead on a Carnival because that's like the grease,
the budget, that's like.

Speaker 2 (28:18):
The great hoouse bus, the world famous, world famous gorilla,
Bob Baby, best cheese steak in Louis, I'll tell you
that much.

Speaker 1 (28:25):
He said. He's right.

Speaker 2 (28:28):
You had to urinate in the shower in the shower part,
you know, and then you had the number two in
a red uh wild hazard.

Speaker 1 (28:38):
Okay, So yeah, I went on one. It was a
Norwegian and it was awesome. It's like it was like
a you know, a four star out of five star
kind of facility. But it was through the radio station,
so I didn't pay. But it was very very very nice,
super clean, and the food was fantastic, but I'm I mean,
I'm glad I did it so I can experience it,
but I wouldn't do another cruise.

Speaker 5 (29:00):
Oh this is Captain Captain Alexander Dillahannie. If you know
this word portovyata. If you want to go to the beach,
feel free to get off the boat. Enjoined the beach
for an hour and forty five minutes and then your
room is going to leave here.

Speaker 2 (29:17):
I've got one. I'd rather just go to the beach
until I'm done being to the beach.

Speaker 1 (29:21):
All that, all that, plus you've got to think we
have no power. That's dangerous. That's a big boat. What
if the waves start to get pretty big? Because you've
gotta understand they have stabilizers and the reason that that
thing stays there is because it stabilizes the boat. Well, okay,
so the tugboats finally show up. Yes, everybody say, oh, the.

Speaker 2 (29:43):
Tugboats are here finally, and they and they start doing
what tugboats do.

Speaker 1 (29:47):
But as they do it.

Speaker 2 (29:50):
One tug has to try to keep the rear end
from slipping to kind of keep the ship even out,
and somehow or another the ship tilts and now all
of this sewage slud just.

Speaker 5 (30:04):
Man.

Speaker 2 (30:04):
So it's got when you hear this from people telling
the story in real time, and it's like a father
and a.

Speaker 1 (30:11):
Daughter on this ship and they're one of the interviews.
He goes, it got bad quick. So I wonder, obviously
they got to clean this boat when it gets back
and fix it. Did you want you know, you want
to be the next cruise a cruiser on that boat.

Speaker 3 (30:27):
They should just condemn that boat.

Speaker 1 (30:29):
Yeah, that's disgusting. That's like a nightmare ghost ship. It's
the it's the poopy ghost ship.

Speaker 3 (30:36):
The poop, except it didn't sing.

Speaker 1 (30:38):
I guess you can the poop tanic. You know, it's
good stuff. It's a good slow clap right, Well, you're lucky. Look,
people will tell you more people died in the Civil
War of and and there are a lot of people
in the Second World world too that died of dysentery,
not being shot and killed. Most in the Civil War

(30:58):
died of pooping themselves to death. I never had it
getting shot.

Speaker 2 (31:03):
I've never had a desire to go on a cruise. Well,
I'll take that back. Motorhead used to have a cruise
called the motor Boat, and motor Head Sacks and all
these great bands.

Speaker 1 (31:15):
I'd go one thousand dollars not to go on that,
on that cruise.

Speaker 2 (31:19):
That's my only regret. I wish I would have went
on a motor boat cruise. I never did, but I've
got I've got zero desire to go on a cruise
because from what I understand, the cabins you would hate
it are teeny tiny. And by the way, what if
you're going to check into your cabin, you know?

Speaker 1 (31:36):
Yeah, and like I'm a love boat.

Speaker 2 (31:39):
They always you see your neighbor, you know, and y'all
we're both checking in. What if you get like some miserable,
chatty cathy neighbor.

Speaker 1 (31:46):
The other thing is even on the Norwegian, it's like
the Love Boat where you know the episodes of Love
Boat where they kept pairying different people at a table.
That's what they want you to do. So they want
everyone to meet everybody on the boat. And so they
you sit at a big round table like you're at
an event and you and there's eight other people there
that you don't know, and you have to specifically ask

(32:08):
for a two top if you just want to go
with you and your wife, and they kind of look
at you like you're a jerk that you don't want
to sit with other people. And I'm like, look, man,
I'm not here to entertain anybody else. I don't care
to meet anybody else. I want my table. And then
they kind of look at you like okay.

Speaker 2 (32:23):
Yeah, so instead of going and enjoying your stake, we're
going to send somebody you don't know across from you
and you have to make small talk the entire night.

Speaker 1 (32:33):
Well do you think about that? I mean, if there's
four other couples on the table, four other couples, says
are great, there's a great chance that there's a dwight
at your table drunk tequila. Let me do these jokes
over and over again at the table.

Speaker 2 (32:47):
Here's what happens, without fail every time if we have
to sit this happened in Copple sant Luks a few times.
If we have to sit at a big table, I
always get sitting next to the most boring person in
the world. Old it'll be telling me I don't know
something boring, I don't know wha he's talking to me.
It just I'm wanting to kill myself in my brain.
I'll look down and there'll be like some interesting conversation.

(33:09):
And I'm trying to eavesdrop, but all I'm hearing is,
you know, that's not the only interesting about donuts. Donuts
actually came from Mount Donut, tell y'all.

Speaker 1 (33:18):
And this is the point where I see the person
get up and I'll go, Hey, just to let you know,
Dwight is almost deaf in that ear, so you need
to speak really loudly into that ear for what you're
saying to him. Thanks. Just a tip, Just a tip,
just the tip.

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Speaker 2 (34:49):
Please lean across the desk and smack Venetti upside the
head for disparaging Alex Cooper. Excellent music, fantastic concerts. He's
seen him twenty seven times.

Speaker 1 (35:00):
Who'd you raspberry?

Speaker 3 (35:01):
A man?

Speaker 1 (35:02):
I'm like an evil devil. You stopping, man. I'm gonna dance, man, dance.
They don't think they're nerds. They're just like, I got
a sneak around my nick. You're really cool. You're standing.
How many of your bands?

Speaker 2 (35:17):
How many of the lead singers of your bands gets
their head chopped off.

Speaker 1 (35:21):
Oh yeah he does that. Yeah they will do you
know that John, at the end of the concert he
puts his head in a guillotine. Not the end, Oh
it's not. How does he sing with no head?

Speaker 2 (35:32):
Because a bald headed lady comes and picks his head
out of the basket, makes out with him.

Speaker 1 (35:37):
And the next thing, you know, oh lord, do you
hear this somehow?

Speaker 2 (35:40):
Or now he gets put back together because it's it's crazy.

Speaker 1 (35:43):
It's like seven year olds came up with these idea.

Speaker 3 (35:45):
Guys who sings schools out for summer?

Speaker 1 (35:47):
Yes, it's yes, Thank God for that song. And no
one would know who he was.

Speaker 2 (35:51):
You know what what John d unless it's an Alice
Cooper Thursdays, don't know al He's playing Rainbow.

Speaker 1 (35:59):
Since you've been gone on coming back next and we'll
decide which is better to come back with that slow,
weird Alice Cooper or a fun, upbeat song.

Speaker 3 (36:10):
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Speaker 1 (36:15):
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