6.3: An Escaped Zebra, the BEAM Act, and Animal Language Translation

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
That's a fake Robert Plant. Zebra. Remember when Robert planned
Robert Plant came to Bourbon and Beyond and we were
doing six to eight and we played real or artificial
plant and this was one of the artificial plants.

Speaker 2 (00:15):
He sang. When the orchestra Louisville Orchestra played the Pink
Floyd another Brick in the Wall album, the whole album,
he sang this Zebra lead singer sang the parts of
Pink Floyd and it was amazing. They asked me to
do a song, to do the orchestra for the song
for songs.

Speaker 1 (00:37):
Hey, speaking of zebras, Yeah, see I did that. Oh hey,
and that was zebra. Who's behind the door. Hey, speaking
of zebras, who.

Speaker 2 (00:51):
Terrible segues?

Speaker 1 (00:52):
You like that?

Speaker 2 (00:53):
Didn't want one terrible zegways? Oh with a zebra take
a dollar out, Zegway. He gets a dollar off, and
your lame transition gets a dollar in.

Speaker 1 (01:05):
Or even I'm gonna give a dollar and a Jack Bauer. Dammit,
damn it. All right, here we go. Pet Zebra escaped
in Nashville and caused mayhem.

Speaker 2 (01:18):
If you see the video, it's pretty fun.

Speaker 1 (01:20):
I haven't seen it.

Speaker 2 (01:20):
No, it's just running right down the center of the
street and then takes a right like he knows where
he's going.

Speaker 1 (01:26):
I gotta see the video on. It's not like.

Speaker 2 (01:28):
He's looking to ritecar. It looks like Madagascar or Jumanji.

Speaker 1 (01:34):
I gotta chase the squirrel.

Speaker 2 (01:36):
Looks like Jumanji the movie.

Speaker 1 (01:38):
Yeah what, I gotta chase the squirrel and we'll get
back to the zebra story. John, Are you starting to
getting depressed knowing that the next six years of your
life you won't be watching Game of Thrones or none
of this business. It's gonna be you know, I don't
know what U. Yeah, that's right, shous. Some Disney movies
and that's it.

Speaker 2 (01:56):
We'll be able to find time for our own well. Well, curly,
the reason, the partly, the reason, Knucklehead, that they do
so well is that they do wright stuff into the
movies that the parents get that the kids don't.

Speaker 1 (02:11):
Yes, okay, like wiener jokes and such like that.

Speaker 2 (02:15):
That's why this may not be the right thing that
you're talking about. That's why SpongeBob is so much funny.

Speaker 1 (02:21):
Will you watch Spongebobo?

Speaker 2 (02:24):
Probably? My kid probably won't. I mean she's a daughter,
so I don't know how many female kids are into SpongeBob. Anyway,
she'll get into imagine, she'll get into you know, Harry
Potter and all that stuff. It'll be fun.

Speaker 1 (02:35):
Do you like my parents and band cartoons and give
her a stick and two rocks. But I will say,
they have fun this Saturday morning.

Speaker 2 (02:43):
The Nickelodeon channel, which turned out to be a bunch
of uh uh pervertsedophiles and all that. But you started
to see a trend when I was growing up the
TV shows the dad come home and he sort of
had it all together all the time, never showed a
lot of emotion, but he always said you went to
dad and asked for advice, and Dad always had the answer.

(03:05):
And then about twenty years ago, when my kids were
getting to that age and watching TV shows, I've noticed
that every single show, the parents were idiots, and the
kids were the ones running the household and they had
the advice and they were doing stuff, and the morons,
the morons were the parents. And I was like, I
was like, what is going on? And it was every

(03:27):
single show, even if there was and some shows the
uncle was running the show or some uncle that barely
lived there and It's like kids were running their own lives,
and I was like, this ain't And you wonder why
parents don't do a damn thing or their kids their
parents tell you.

Speaker 1 (03:43):
I blame shows like that and rock and roll music
on the youth.

Speaker 2 (03:48):
Ruined America and it did.

Speaker 1 (03:51):
Uh Earlier we played the band Zebra Who's behind the Door?
That was a hit in the late eighties. Oh, speaking
a zebra, A zebra got loose in Nashville. It does
you want to It's a good segue, right, yea?

Speaker 2 (04:09):
It is great. You want to hear Chris Rock's voice
come from the zebra, because that's who plays the zebra
in in the movie. But the zebra looks like it
knows where it's going. He's running straight down the middle
of the road and he takes a right. He takes
a right like he knows exactly where he's going. Apparently
it was a pet.

Speaker 1 (04:28):
Yeah, so I got to see the video now. On
Saturday in Nashville, a zebra broke free from wherever it was.
It was it was a pet. Reports say that the
wayward zebra managed to scurry off in the woods, roaming free.
It was a pet of somebody in Tennessee, and no,
it's not illegal to own a zebra, evidently in Tennessee.

(04:51):
I thought owning a zebra was banned in all fifty
four states.

Speaker 2 (04:55):
I thought that this has been a crusade for children.
Trivia question zebra white with black stripes or black with
white stripes?

Speaker 1 (05:03):
I don't see color. I just call it a zebra.
Wait is a stripe? I wouldn't know. Uh. Police had
to chase the zebra down, but they lost the zebra
when the zebra ran into a referee convention being held
in Tennessee.

Speaker 2 (05:20):
I wonder if some horses saw it went, whoa that?
Why don't we have zebra races at Churchill Downs once
a year? That's there's a movie about that. A zebra
gets into a horse race and wins it.

Speaker 1 (05:31):
Police say that even though they didn't catch the zebra,
if and when they do, they're not sure what to
charge the zebra or the people with because the law
isn't exactly black and white. It's on zebra cases.

Speaker 2 (05:47):
It's not a bear or an alligator. It's a horse
with stripes, all right, dude, So it's not that big
a deal.

Speaker 1 (05:54):
You totally missed by zebra that he got it to
you missed it. He evaded the police by running into
a referee convention that was being held at Nashville, and
that was bad.

Speaker 2 (06:05):
I missed that on purpect because my brain just blanks
it out, like all bad experiences.

Speaker 1 (06:13):
Well, in Washington State, drivers soon might be forced to
drive the speed limit the Beam Act. Beam Act was
signed into law in March twelfth. It's going to require
drivers of Washington State to install device that limits the
speed of cars in an ordinance that has posted legal

(06:35):
speed limits in it. When will this start? The new
laws expected to be enforced starting in twenty twenty nine,
so only four years away.

Speaker 2 (06:44):
Stop passing laws. Who would live in Washington State? I
mean that state is incredibly stupid. I mean it is.
It isn't Net where COVID started, wasn't it was the
first American case. It was the first. It was an
old folks home or something, I think, and that's where
it all started. But Washington is crazy. The Seattle school
district is the one that banned teaching geometry because it

(07:07):
was racist. And people are like, what, You're not going
to teach geometry in Seattle. They're like, no, We're finished
with it. It's like, where was that When I was
in high school? Even though I got a solid C plus.

Speaker 1 (07:21):
In geometry, you always got to throw that C plus
in my face. Dude, makes me feel.

Speaker 2 (07:25):
Man eighty four. I got a solid C plus and
what geometry?

Speaker 1 (07:30):
Geometry? That's rich people's studies.

Speaker 2 (07:35):
I found the video of a zebra race that looks
like it's not Churchill Downs, but it's on a track.

Speaker 1 (07:40):
I know.

Speaker 2 (07:41):
Funny, Yeah, dude, Yeah, well I've done it.

Speaker 1 (07:45):
Story is Otis tim a man was arrested in Mumbai
with forty seven venomous snakes. He was an Indian citizen
that was arrested and detained after authorities realized he was
illegally smuggling reptiles into the country from Thailand. That's forty

(08:05):
seven of them were highly venomous vipers. They had hitting
in his check luggage bag. The animal has been taken
in by a wild wildlife protection authorities and the unidentified
man is in custody.

Speaker 2 (08:20):
You love stories where people are trying to get stuff
into other countries.

Speaker 1 (08:23):
I do because often when we go to Mexico, things
might be in our butts well, like a fifth of whiskey.

Speaker 2 (08:29):
It's sound like you're trying to, you know, smuggle or
pineapple that's not supposed to be in. These are deadly snakes.
Oh you know, if it bites you, you die.

Speaker 1 (08:38):
You know what? Such a wation like that?

Speaker 2 (08:41):
It serious. I I couldn't even stand like in a
room looking at a box, Like if you open that
box of snakes and you were just like then have
them all crawling over each other. I'm like, ah, I
can't even watch it.

Speaker 1 (08:58):
See I'd like to see that. If I saw you
run a snake. I would find that hysterical.

Speaker 2 (09:05):
You want to get fired, No, you want to get fired.

Speaker 1 (09:09):
This is quality stuff.

Speaker 2 (09:10):
That was what was the final drawer? What was the
final strawer?

Speaker 1 (09:13):
Sir?

Speaker 2 (09:14):
It was the hysterical joke.

Speaker 1 (09:16):
Were talking about. That's good stuff.

Speaker 2 (09:18):
Yeah yeah, so snakes bad pineapples? All right, as long
as the pineapple's not upside down?

Speaker 1 (09:28):
What's wrong with the upside down pineapple?

Speaker 2 (09:30):
It means they're a little they're a bowl around. There's
a little freaky freak. Oh what a bowl with keys?
And then the same all right, yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah,
swingers swingers, yeah yeah yeah. I wouldn't know that. That's
what they say in the grocery. If you're into the
swinging thing, you turned the pineapple upset down.

Speaker 1 (09:47):
They said that the snakes that we try to sneak in, yes,
couldn't have babies. You know why why because they had
reptile dysfunction.

Speaker 2 (09:59):
And he tried I state men's sealth. I think my people,
if my people are hero right, who's your people? What?

Speaker 1 (10:10):
Bill?

Speaker 2 (10:10):
Bill Samuels? I don't know. Gus threw his face up
in there, gonna make Bill maybe because we're not gonna
make Bill Samuels away. Did one of us say something
because Bill Samuel's got to be like any waiting.

Speaker 1 (10:22):
Did we say something we should have said, or anything,
or try to replay that he.

Speaker 2 (10:25):
Was staring at you right after the hysterical joke. Damn it,
I told you that that might be the straw.

Speaker 1 (10:33):
I'm not gonna do that story.

Speaker 2 (10:36):
That story yeah, well yeah, will look at you self
editing what stories you're gonna do? Wild show's going on.
I'll take this moment to remind you about the Saint
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Park Saturday. Saint Matthew's turned seventy five, and I found
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(11:44):
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Speaker 1 (12:19):
All Well, a crew member with the British Airways has
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the bathroom as a flight from Seattle to Kenda.

Speaker 2 (12:30):
I say this story is not real because you can't
dance in those little bathrooms.

Speaker 1 (12:34):
No, hang on before we start passing, judgment, Judgy Wudgy
was a bear, Okay, because that's what I thought too.

Speaker 2 (12:41):
Judge Ugi had no hair.

Speaker 1 (12:45):
Judge you Wudgie didn't care?

Speaker 2 (12:48):
How's this naked guy? Why is he dancing?

Speaker 1 (12:51):
Judge? He was? He wasn't very fuzzy.

Speaker 2 (12:53):
Was he right? Thank you?

Speaker 1 (12:54):
I had to finish it. I couldn't remember it right. Uh.
The male flight attendant had been noticed by missing from
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Speaker 2 (13:06):
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Speaker 1 (13:07):
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managed to catch up with the a wall crew member
in the Club World cabin restroom, so it sounds like
it's a big restroom. I didn't know these things existed.

Speaker 2 (13:20):
I've never been on one of those double decker planes.
If you yeah, but they when were you on a
double decker plane?

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Well, they weren't passer planes, but they oh for ups.

Speaker 2 (13:30):
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I've always wondered what it would be like to be
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the cabin restroom. That's where he was reportedly found completely
nude and dancing. Flight attendants then found the man in
a found the man a set of pajamas that are
normally set aside for first class travelers. They put the
pajamas on, am secured him, and he throw. He was arrested.

(14:26):
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Back after this news radio eight forty Whstacy's daughter Dina.
Pretty soon, dude, I don't want to freak you out. Okay,
but you're gonna love this because you're gonna be able
to talk to Lemmy. We are apparently close. Scientists are

(17:14):
saying we are very close to translating animal languages.

Speaker 1 (17:19):
Oh, I would love to talk to Lemmy.

Speaker 2 (17:21):
Okay. AI has pushed this technology, this subject forward by
a wide margin.

Speaker 1 (17:28):
Okay, Okay, this is great. What about cancer? Can you
do some about cancer?

Speaker 2 (17:33):
You know they're also doing cancer. They can do two
things at one time, bro, I.

Speaker 1 (17:38):
Don't know they can.

Speaker 2 (17:39):
I mean, you know you're you're that terrible voice. Hey,
we've done this, yeah, but what about cancer? Okay, I'm sorry,
let's not work on this. Well, we'll all do cancer. Dude,
I'm sorry that our accomplishment today isn't good enough for you.

Speaker 1 (17:54):
Okay, then let me here's the board meeting twenty five
dred more people die today, really, was it?

Speaker 2 (18:02):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (18:02):
It was from not being able to talk to their dog.

Speaker 2 (18:05):
Yeah, but we've got a correct now do I do? Though?
We've cured cancer? And the guy would go, yeah, but
what about terrorism? No? I wouldn't you be like, oh, okay,
great and say what about Lemmy? I don't know, you
don't think talking to animals might be a pretty big deal?

Speaker 1 (18:20):
No?

Speaker 2 (18:21):
Okay? Would you really want to know what Lemmy might say?
And you know why about it? Yes? I think part
of the charm is that they can't talk back to you. Well,
covering the derby would.

Speaker 1 (18:30):
Change, Yeah, it's an lemme out there.

Speaker 2 (18:32):
You would actually talk to the horses.

Speaker 1 (18:35):
Yeah, so what is your plan?

Speaker 2 (18:39):
I don't feel like running today. Don't bet that horse.
I'm gonna buck my jockeye off. I feel fast.

Speaker 1 (18:46):
Hey, who do you think is gonna win this big
race you're in? Well, it'll calls you a peppermint and
ball to you.

Speaker 2 (18:53):
I hate to send this, but I hate apples. My
trainer shut me up with some steroids, so it might
be pretty fast today.

Speaker 1 (18:59):
Too much, all right?

Speaker 2 (19:00):
Charles Darwin suggested that humans learned to speak by mimicking
birds bird songs. That that's originally how humans started to speak,
all right, and using the first words for you know
what that is, that's a special forces for.

Speaker 1 (19:18):
Now that's Bob White because it sounds like Bob White. Listen.

Speaker 2 (19:25):
The race to translate what animals are saying is heating
up with the riches as well as in place for
history and at stake. This is going to be a
very Somebody's going to make millions and billions of dollars
off this because people are gonna want to talk to
their animals.

Speaker 1 (19:38):
I think somebody's gonna make you ready for this figure.

Speaker 2 (19:40):
Yeah a Brazilian? Wow? Yeah? How many is that depends
on how many get.

Speaker 1 (19:47):
In the room.

Speaker 2 (19:48):
The Jeremy Caller Foundation has promised ten million dollars to
whoever researchers who whatever the researchers are, that can crack
the code. This is fueled by AI, large language models
can sort through millions of recording and find out the
hidden grammars that the animals because the animals speak to

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each other.

Speaker 1 (20:12):
Oh, that's where they plot to kill us, you know.

Speaker 2 (20:15):
Uh most Oh they're skittles. Now, hey, here's the problem.

Speaker 1 (20:20):
They're scruffy.

Speaker 2 (20:21):
If AI talks to the animals and the and if
the AI talks to the animals and gets the if
AI gets the animals to attack us too, it's gonna
be bad.

Speaker 1 (20:33):
Oh my gosh, skittles and scruffy. All right, y'all quit
talking to each other. You're freaking us out.

Speaker 2 (20:39):
They people don't realize that the animals use complex arrangements
of sound to appear that they have structure and hierarchy,
so they are there is especially with dogs.

Speaker 1 (20:50):
Well, dogs can't recognize another dog until it walks up
and smells his.

Speaker 2 (20:53):
Butt, and god, humans don't do that.

Speaker 1 (20:55):
I'm kinda like to see somebody in grocery store and
go caring. I thought that was you. Uh what, Hey,
Tina how's work going.

Speaker 2 (21:08):
Well, think of the military applications to this smelling. But
the dolphins could tell you where all the enemy is.

Speaker 1 (21:15):
All the animals to bring up.

Speaker 2 (21:18):
Animal warfare is the final frontier, not not space warfare.

Speaker 1 (21:21):
You do know, John, that Tony made sweet sweet love
to a dog one time on vacation. Oh wait, no,
I had that wrong. The dolphin made sweet sweet.

Speaker 2 (21:30):
I was an attack by dolphin. It is true. It's
a fact.

Speaker 1 (21:33):
Hey, Tony, it's your honeymoon. What's have a three?

Speaker 2 (21:37):
The fact that I got out of the water and
I said, hey, this thing happened. He goes, which will
lane were you in? And I was like this one?
And he goes, oh yeah, yeah, that dolphin.

Speaker 1 (21:47):
You stuck a mackerel down your swimming shorts. Do you
think was gonna happen? Man, you wanted it.

Speaker 2 (21:52):
It's not true.

Speaker 1 (21:54):
I'll smell a macerel on you.

Speaker 2 (21:56):
Is it in here? It's still not quite over. Why
do all your animals sounds sound like Barney the dinosaur?

Speaker 1 (22:06):
Dolphins, that's what you sound like.

Speaker 2 (22:08):
Dolphins are are said to be the smartest animals on
the planet. They're pretty smart. It's human they're pretty smart.
The number two, So there's a uh, horses are not
very smart, that's why their voices.

Speaker 1 (22:20):
So people go out when we're in Mexico, they go
on these fishing trips. You know, there are all kinds
of sea lions out there, but they're trained. So I'd
never go fishing out there because I'd rather sit and
drink the quela and listen to music. But my friends go,
and they say every single time, you know how the boats,
these fishing boats that have like a like a little

(22:42):
like a little deck. Yeah, yes, that was my nickname
in high school.

Speaker 2 (22:46):
Little bit all right, But they come up on that thing, don't.

Speaker 1 (22:48):
They come up on there and they'll feed them, but
then they'll do like the dealer's hands, Yeah, to let
them know there's no more fish. They'll get down and
go to another boat.

Speaker 2 (22:57):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (22:58):
Pretty cool.

Speaker 2 (22:58):
Yeah, I think I think the animals, some animals are
smarter than we think and some are dumber.

Speaker 1 (23:04):
So would you how about you think they would charge
to talk to your Why are you looking at me
when you see the dumb animals? Like you looked over
at Mario. You could have looked at John, but you
looked at me.

Speaker 2 (23:18):
It's involuntary. Mies just shot over at you when I
said some animals are dumber than others.

Speaker 1 (23:23):
What do you think they will charge to talk to
your dog? You think is it a clinic or you
get like a callar for him or what?

Speaker 2 (23:30):
You don't want to be measured that certain animals is
smarter than you.

Speaker 1 (23:35):
Well, most animals are smarter than me.

Speaker 2 (23:36):
Hey, we've tested you and your dog, and we found
that the dog is actually smarter than you.

Speaker 1 (23:42):
That wouldn't surprise me.

Speaker 2 (23:43):
I wouldn't be surprised to either.

Speaker 1 (23:45):
Last night, when I was walking on my crutches, Lemmy
came running straight at me and took a crutch out.

Speaker 2 (23:54):
He's trying to kill you. I don't think that's No,
it's not by acts, it's.

Speaker 1 (23:56):
Not by accident at all.

Speaker 2 (23:59):
Yeah, he wants you to go down.

Speaker 1 (24:00):
And I don't think so much as maybe Susan might
have who wants to kill you more Susan your wife,
or lend me your dog Susan off.

Speaker 2 (24:13):
She might train him. Here's what I think you should do.
When you're standing at the top of the stairs to
the basement, which are pretty steep stairs.

Speaker 1 (24:19):
I go down on my butt.

Speaker 2 (24:21):
I think you need to you good boy, Yeah, good boy. Yeah,
do you get a biscuit when you get down at
the bottom.

Speaker 1 (24:27):
No, I don't like biscuits. I get corn bread. Grab
your lady patter on the head. If you don't like biscuits,
feed of corn bread. That's a little ee Texas Playboys.

Speaker 2 (24:40):
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This dude's been doing plumbing supply forever and he has
the the toilet that you cannot not have in your home.
It will change your life.

Speaker 1 (24:57):
It's the it's the toilet. It is the that is symbol.

Speaker 2 (25:00):
It is five the Toto nextless to Nexus toilet. It
sounds like something from Star Star Trek's Nexus one Toto
Nexus toilet. Call four nine nine fifty nine hundred or
go to BK Plumbingsupply dot com. These these Toto toilets
have been in Korea in Japan for years, for decades.
They're the best that you have to actually have an

(25:23):
electrician and a plumber mean of the same day. When
people see this toilet in your home, they're gonna go,
what is this? The lid comes up automatically when you
walk up on it. A light comes on at the inside,
a blue light sanitizes, the bowl cleans itself, It spritzes
the water, and when you do your business, it has
two different streams for a boy and two different streams
for a girl because we have different parts, you know what.

Speaker 1 (25:46):
Yo.

Speaker 2 (25:46):
And then after you're finished, you push the air dryer
button and nostals your butter down there and to tell
you too, feels pretty good. So you kind of sit
there a little too long, but it is, but it is,
It is next level. I can never go back, So
now I'm used to when I walk up, the lid

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goes and back down. And then by the way, the
seats is heated. You get used to that too, Like
you're just like, oh, this feels so good. Toto Nexus toilet.
Call John or Amy at four nine fifty nine hundred
and say I want the toilet Vinetti has.

Speaker 1 (26:26):
Next time you use a regular toilet, let's gonna look
like a home depot.

Speaker 2 (26:29):
Bucket rollers terrible. Every other toilet now is just a bucket.
You're exactly right.

Speaker 1 (26:34):
Hey, If if you're playing on giving your father or
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(26:57):
about a brand new smoker including they have the Pit
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he's gonna love that. Maybe he has the grill, the
smoke or whatever he wants. Get him spices. That's where
I get my weather Be's rubbed, my Weatherby's pickles. I

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get my meat church rubbed, any rub or sauce. You imagine,
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Speaker 2 (27:37):
Back after this a couple of minutes away from Bill
Samuels for makers, Mark and Dinah. Dixie's daughter is gonna
be all with us to talk about the days when
women couldn't walk in and buy a drink at a bar.
Criminal he was the nineteen sixties. Why go to a
bar after this on news radio forty WHS