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Speaker 1 (00:00):
You know, people like to throw out facts all the time,
and you know, might not say it out loud, but
in your brain you're like, no, is that true.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
Here's a fact a duck can run eighty two miles
an hour.
Speaker 1 (00:11):
Really, our philosophy has always been if you say it
confidently enough and fast enough, then people will believe. Well,
it sounds like he knows what you're talking about.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
Absolutely, ask me the capacity, John Alden, of any NFL
stadium anyway, what's.
Speaker 3 (00:26):
The capacity of Lucas Oil Stadium?
Speaker 2 (00:28):
Oh, sixty eighty four.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
I believe it.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
And then there's facts that we just take for granted
as true that are not. Like bats are blind. It's
not true blind.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
Is it bad?
Speaker 1 (00:45):
Is even saying they act blind?
Speaker 2 (00:49):
Is it bad?
Speaker 3 (00:50):
That is the saint.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
They can actually see quite well. Okay, so stop saying
ba bats bats are blind. They are not blind. They
can see you when they sink their teeth into your juggler.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
Oh. So I was talking to my friend Zee the trapper.
That's the way he does his trap bats, raccoons. And
evidently even if a bat like swoops down, Yeah, you
should probably get text tested for ten or not teting
this rabies? Why because you can't always fill their bites.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
Oh, because their teeth are so small. Yeah, I'm gonna
sell at it right.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
Now, thank you.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
I'm not gonna yeah, I'm not gonna let you know.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
All right.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
Well, there's a lot of facts out there, Dwight.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
That's one of my favorite. Hel God, clean this up.
I can't.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
Yeah, got it. You give me one. Give me a
fact that everyone takes, okay for granted as being true.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
That is, here's one that I swore I would have
swore up and dowb was the truth. We only used
between ten percent or thirty percent of our brain capacity.
I've always heard it that we only use ten percent
of our brain capacity.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
Yes, it's not said as little as two.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
You use one hundred percent. I always thought, well, yeah,
if you use one hundred percent, then you start moving objects,
you know, like make John Alden levitate. Would that be fun?
Speaker 3 (02:16):
That would really fun.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
But that's not true. I mean, John legs just a
kick and it's nonsense. You're using one hundred percent of
your brain capacity. No, there's no there's And the government
tried to unlock it with LSD experiments in the sixties.
People tried to do it by going through your mushrooms,
like eating hallucinogenic mushrooms and trying to achieve this brain capacity.
(02:39):
But the truth is you already use one hundred percent.
You cannot move things with your mind.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
And all fairness by one hundred percent is the equivalent
to most people's ten percent.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
I was gonna leave that alone. Bit.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
Well, I know, I'm proud of it.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
Yeah. Uh. The other one that I thought for sure
was you swallow seven to eight spiders a year and
your sleep because they're tinying. They crawl on you and.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
Your air sucks them in.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
Not me, you know why why I wear a seapap
which Susan loves to roleplate with, like we'll play Goose
and Maverick from top Gun. I'll put this full steapap
mask on. But I wear that so they can't get
into my mouth, and I wear ear plugs, can't get
in my ears.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
So Sexy two, it is.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
Very good YouTube, and that is blowing her hair, you know.
But then also she has one of these mouthguards. Yeah,
and she'll take it out. It's like all this, you
kissed the night, honey, how do.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
We stay married?
Speaker 3 (03:42):
So that is a lie.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
You do not swallow seven to eight spiders a year.
You do not.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
Okay, here's another one.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
Oh, why did you crack your name?
Speaker 2 (03:54):
And I've been I cracked my toes too, By the way,
do not crack your toes.
Speaker 3 (03:58):
I both too.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
Yeah, okay, there you go, John Alden. I've heard this
my entire life. Cracking your knuckles is bad for It's
going to cause arthritis.
Speaker 3 (04:07):
Our whole line, our whole lives.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
People told us that, don't do that, you're gonna get arthritis.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
You know where it started? Where when the Fods was
getting ready to get a fight, he cracked his knuckles
really a little fat d white For me, that's where
it started.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
I think that started with big arthritis.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
I think with you, I think big arthritis is out.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
Uh, it's not true, not true.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
It's all you're doing is propaganda.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
Is there's air in there sometimes and you're just that's
the sound of the air when you when you move
your knuckle back and forth. That's all that is. Here's
another one. Uh, beyond belief. Here you cannot see the
Great Wall of China from orbit.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
I always thought that was true.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
I did too, John. Did you think that was true?
Speaker 2 (04:50):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (04:50):
I think I believed it.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
Yeah, Now here's something that is true. You can't actually
see China from.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
Yes, you can't see China, but you can't see the
the Great Walls.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
Every see how you can tell the difference between North
Korea and South Korea.
Speaker 3 (05:07):
Oh yeah, oh.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
Yeah, yeah, it's dramatic.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
It's dramatic. It's it's crazy. If you just send a
picture of that to North Korea people live in North Carea,
they be like, why are we doing this again?
Speaker 2 (05:20):
Okay? This one I thought was true too, that the
taste buds has different taste zones on your tongue and
on your tongue, and they and they taught they taught
us that in school. I thought that there's different sections
of the tongue.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
I don't remember that part.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
And remember they had the taste buds on. Yeah, yeah,
and then you always drink the Budweiser.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
Huh.
Speaker 3 (05:40):
I've been told that your taste buds change every eleven years?
Is that a false fact?
Speaker 1 (05:44):
I think that is true. Okay, I think that's true. Yeah,
your taste change.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
I gotta wait, I gotta verify that.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
No, he's using the Google machine.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
Do your taste bus change every seven years?
Speaker 3 (05:56):
Eleven years?
Speaker 2 (05:57):
No, this says seven let's see. No, they it's more frequent.
They regenerate more frequently about every two weeks. The perception
taste can change various factors.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
What does what does suck is that your allergies change
as you get older. I didn't have allergies until I
was in my thirties. Like I could roll in hay,
I could do whatever, go camping, and never had an issue.
I hit thirty something years old, and all of a sudden,
I'm like, why can I not breathe? And why is
all this coming from my It's like dripping out of
(06:32):
my head. This is disgusting. I never had it before
in my life.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
I've got it.
Speaker 3 (06:36):
It sucks.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
Hello is Brian Henderson. Hey, this is bad to the VENETI,
which assisted like they're ruined the head with me this afternoon.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
Thank you.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
I had plenty of zertich.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
Uh for a long For the longest time I got
another one. People thought if you shaved a certain part
of your body that the hair will grow back thicker on.
Did you hear that?
Speaker 3 (07:00):
I believe I think that's true.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
That you think it's true. You know we're about to
tell you it's not true.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
I think it's I think it's safe to my wife's back.
Hair does grow back thicker. I've got to shave it
for every Wednesday.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
You're saying that it's true.
Speaker 2 (07:14):
Not yeah, because I saved it back every Wednesday. And
I gotta tell you, yeah, I thought, well, you know,
how long was that? It's good to be now where
like Thursday, I'm starting to feel and see stubble water. Yeah,
but I mean we get there's a lot of happy
birds because we throw it out in the backyard. It's
good for their nest. The idea that local honey can
(07:36):
treat and cure seasonal allergies, I thought that was true.
I did too. I thought for sure that's true. As
a matter of fact, I bought into it, yes, and
started happening like tea during the Yeah.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
You know, I don't know if you have to get
the uncured. I don't know what the deal is, but
that has been sold at at those haymarkets or whatever markets,
uh that you go to to buy the organic stuff.
It's just like, this is local farm honey. It's ethically
farmed honey. From that just means they're really nice to
(08:10):
the bees.
Speaker 3 (08:10):
You guys are gonna be make my wife cry. She
loves getting local honey because of her allergies.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
Yeah, it doesn't work.
Speaker 3 (08:15):
This is gonna make her upset.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
Is it locally sourced? Is it ethical? What do you
mean ethically source? That's when you knock on a little
bee half and he said, pardon me, baby, bought some
of your honey, and they start putting other bee butts
right into your jar. Buzz.
Speaker 1 (08:33):
Oh nice, it's terrible.
Speaker 2 (08:38):
It's a dollar though, all right.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
So here's another one. If you if you turn your
I don't know why they told us this when we
were kids and teenagers. Turning the inside light of your
car light will get you pulled over by the cops.
They said, you cannot drive with your light on in
your car. It seems like that's real. I gotta think that.
Here's what will happen. Well, if you're smoking a doobie.
(09:02):
If you're smoking one of those what the kids call doobies,
call them reefers reef for doobees. If you're smoking a yeah,
then yes, you have your light on. They can see it.
Then you'll get pulled over. But they're saying, no, your
cops aren't gonna pull you over. It's not a violation.
Speaker 2 (09:16):
I say, it is.
Speaker 1 (09:17):
You're saying it's a violation, all right, text any cop.
Speaker 2 (09:21):
And here's another thing I'll say, What if you leave
it on, somebody will follow you home and harvest your kidneys?
Speaker 1 (09:27):
Am I true? That might be true?
Speaker 2 (09:29):
Okay, this is something I thought was true too. Totally
not true. A dog year is equal to seven human years.
Speaker 3 (09:40):
It's not true.
Speaker 2 (09:40):
It's not true.
Speaker 1 (09:41):
It's yeah, it depends on the breed, okay, because some dogs,
like German shepherds, they don't live as.
Speaker 2 (09:47):
Hey, man, what do you do say something like that
on a Monday?
Speaker 1 (09:50):
Dude?
Speaker 2 (09:50):
You know he gets one hundred percent of recipient in
my love. And you're gonna say something like that about
my son. That's right, I said it. Man, My son
is not a dog, he's a canine American. You're a
ways smarter than you.
Speaker 1 (10:03):
And they even other dogs that are hyperactive they don't
live as long either, So the number doesn't work. But
I was just at the vet and they had a
chart for the dogs and the cats, and they had
the like, if your cat is eight years old, they're
seventy six years old in human years. So I don't
know this says it's not true.
Speaker 2 (10:23):
I'm looking for a lip forever machine for Lemmy. I
found one last week. Guess what. Guess guess what the
cost was. You know this says I must buy it. Coincidentally,
the cost of the lipt forever machine was the exact
same amount we have in our four O one k.
Speaker 1 (10:39):
That is crazy.
Speaker 2 (10:40):
You gotta do it right.
Speaker 1 (10:41):
It is meant to be absolutely do it. Uh here's
another one.
Speaker 3 (10:45):
Scruffy.
Speaker 2 (10:46):
Uh sorry, Skittles was our cat.
Speaker 1 (10:48):
Yesterday I was working in the yard and I was
sweating like a pig. But guess what what. Pigs don't
even have sweat glands. That's why pigs are always so mad.
They're just like, dude, why would you say that, I
don't even sweat. Yeah, dogs, that's why they wallow in
the mud because they don't have sweat glands.
Speaker 2 (11:10):
I think they wallow in the mud because they're insecure
about their weight.
Speaker 1 (11:14):
And some people, some people have more sweat lands than others.
Speaker 2 (11:18):
Why are you looking at me, dude? These stains under
my arm just don't man, they just should I start
putting women feminine pads on my arm.
Speaker 1 (11:26):
It's something, dude, something.
Speaker 2 (11:28):
This was my favorite shirt and like it's not even
that humid. Out today. Uh, I thought this was true.
You lose most of your body heat from the top
of your head.
Speaker 1 (11:37):
I believe that my entire life, to my entire life.
That's not true. What part do you lose most of
your heat?
Speaker 2 (11:46):
Your butt?
Speaker 1 (11:47):
That's not that's not true.
Speaker 2 (11:50):
Well it's.
Speaker 3 (11:52):
Your feet, I believe it. My feet are always cold.
Speaker 2 (11:56):
An too, but it's also hard. Hey, you you to
put on a bog stupid.
Speaker 1 (12:01):
And then for decades everyone thought that your blood is blue.
It's not blue, it's red. It just looks blue through
your skin.
Speaker 3 (12:11):
Because it's unoxygenated. Right, and look at you.
Speaker 2 (12:16):
I believe the word you're looking for it, tony, is
unluck auctionated. Your blood's blue into it, it gets auctionated.
Speaker 1 (12:24):
Thank you, Nerdy John, Thank you Nerd John.
Speaker 2 (12:27):
Great new character. Hey, you catch a code for being
outside in cold weather? A cold is a viral infection.
Just because you got a wet head and you go
out in the code, it's not going to make you sick.
H What you don't catch a cold for being outside
in cold weather?
Speaker 1 (12:47):
Oh? We do? You have to you have to eat.
Speaker 2 (12:49):
That used to say something like wet or something, but no,
it's a cold. Is just a viral infection, has nothing
to do with it being cold outside.
Speaker 1 (12:57):
Huh.
Speaker 2 (12:58):
You're more likely to catch a cold for being in
close proximity to people, especially Tony Venetti, who's given me
the flu three three times. He's given me the You
are welcome.
Speaker 3 (13:12):
Sugar.
Speaker 1 (13:13):
Here's another one. Here's the one that I don't believe
that's on this list that I believe it. Say, sugar
doesn't make kids hyper blowing. That is boning.
Speaker 2 (13:22):
No, that's bologning.
Speaker 1 (13:23):
That is have you ever seen a kid after about
three cupcakes?
Speaker 2 (13:27):
Okay, well it's pauls to talk about. Just you and
I is you know guys in our thirties, you know John,
you two? Uh so we got off sugar?
Speaker 1 (13:38):
Oh yeah, you and I.
Speaker 2 (13:39):
And then I'll go by and are you like one
of these candy bars? I feel like the crap It
affects me and then you crash. Yeah. Here's here's one
last one. And I thought this was true too. He
just saw it on the office and everything on the
office is true.
Speaker 1 (13:53):
Right. Yeah, they're like national geographic. It has to be true.
Speaker 2 (13:58):
Very educational. Nobody believes that the captain of a ship
can perform a wedding.
Speaker 3 (14:03):
What CAPA used to do it?
Speaker 2 (14:06):
And okay, because here's the captain of the ship. Let's
get married.
Speaker 1 (14:08):
Yeah, Captain Stubing did it on the TV show.
Speaker 2 (14:12):
Captain Stubing would go the extra mile and he would
help you on your first marriage because you're it's very
confusing on your wedding night, John, you don't know what
to do. Captain Stubing will go up there and coaching them.
Speaker 3 (14:24):
Well, shout out to Captain Stubing.
Speaker 2 (14:26):
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News Radio eight forty wha Jake Paul beat up on
or actually it went to a unanimous decision in a
ten round fight. Does his fights ever end like in
a knockout?
Speaker 2 (16:53):
It depends on who writes the script. Oh okay, got you, Well,
we'll tell you this, I said for Eddie at text,
because I didn't even know about the fight. How do
people find out of these damn things? I mean, the
TI pretty.
Speaker 1 (17:03):
Big deals UFC, like whatever number it is.
Speaker 2 (17:06):
The Tyson was a pretty big deal and everybody knew that.
But I didn't know about the Netflix, and I was
reading the Uh I got up. I was reading my
phone Sunday morning without my readers, and I thought I
said that he won against Julio Caesar Chavez, and I
was like, I've got to be sixty five years old. Yeah,
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but even his son hadn't.
Speaker 1 (17:28):
Fought sixty five year old Mike Tyson, so you weren't
off too much.
Speaker 2 (17:31):
Was he going to dig up Rocky Marciano's bones next
and go, heh? I beat Marciano too?
Speaker 1 (17:36):
Hey? Marciano would would still whoop his ass as bones.
Speaker 2 (17:39):
Even as bones.
Speaker 3 (17:40):
All right, all right, Jake Paul.
Speaker 1 (17:44):
I thought that after the Mike Tyson debacle, which I
made fun of from the second one, and I said,
this is sad to see Mike Tyson and what's he
become that he has to resort to this for a payday.
But that's what happens, I guess when you spend four
hundred million dollars. Uh uh and waste four hundred million dollars.
But I don't know how many people bought it or what.
(18:04):
I think it was on Netflix.
Speaker 2 (18:05):
It was free, it was free. It was free on Netflix.
But there were so many people watching that damn fight,
including me. It was constantly the Mike Tyson, remember that,
the Mike Tyson fight.
Speaker 1 (18:17):
Yeah, but I think the Jake Paul thing is starting
to wane.
Speaker 2 (18:20):
Here's here's when I realized that the Jake Paul fights
were fake without a shadow of the doubt is when
he beat Floyd Money Mayweather or it went to a draw,
Money Mayweather would have kicked his ass if it were
a real fight.
Speaker 1 (18:38):
Yeah, well at one point didn't didn't he didn't he
hold him up like Jake Paul was going down.
Speaker 2 (18:44):
I think so. Yeah, And I think that.
Speaker 3 (18:45):
Was Logan Paul that fought Mayweather.
Speaker 1 (18:48):
Oh whatever, who Maybe it was whichever Paul twins to me.
Speaker 2 (18:52):
Yeah, yeah, okay, whichever one fault, But I think didn't.
We were doing the show and I think Mayweather said
something like it was just, uh, it's like me going
to the cash machine, and alluded it it was fake. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (19:04):
They did as much as they could to hype that
because he was He stole his hat, remember he took
his hat, and Paul acted like he was crazy. I
don't know which one it was, uh, but they acted
like it was crazy. But in the fight, he hit
him so hard and he's trying not to but he's trying.
He was going down and he hooked him with his
and he kind of pushed him back up, and it
was like he said, it was sparring. After the fight,
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Mayweather had already gotten paid. He was like Yeah, that
was sparring. That wasn't a fight.
Speaker 2 (19:28):
Mayweather wad have crushed.
Speaker 1 (19:30):
But and I give it to the Paul brothers. They
are worth one hundred million dollars or whatever they are worth.
And they've done that with basically starting their own YouTube
channels and then and now into this boxing stuff. I
give him credit for creating something. Uh. And they're both
tough guys.
Speaker 2 (19:46):
Man.
Speaker 1 (19:46):
I wouldn't want to mess with either one of them,
but legitimately fighting the best there is. I don't think so.
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Speaker 1 (20:52):
Road back after this with wheeling in the years we
went five.
Speaker 3 (20:55):
And oh last week, what's up?
Speaker 1 (20:59):
We beat you dog?
Speaker 3 (21:00):
Congratulations Todd Brady.
Speaker 1 (21:02):
Who news Radio eight forty w h has six and
oh boy who Yeah, yeah, you can't do the rolling stone.
If you took the rolling stones out, then we don't
even last time.
Speaker 3 (21:20):
We had a stone song? He got it wrong? Oh
did he really was that? I don't remember which one.
Speaker 2 (21:25):
Do you have? Well do you have audio from it?
Because if not, you're a liar. Remember remember remember remember
well Banana Ball hit Slugger Field over the weekend and
it was jam packed. I talked to Austin from w
A m Z. He worked it. Uh said it was
a big deal. New York Yankees have a big deal
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coming up on August twenty first kind of like this,
It's Seinfeld Night at the New York Yankees. One item
is in extremely hot demand, hotter than the tickets. As
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the giveaways. They're gonna do a bibblehead of George Costanzas
sleeping under his desk.
Speaker 1 (22:06):
That would be huge.
Speaker 2 (22:07):
The pre orders of the biblehead are outpacing the ticket
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Eighteen thousand fans who attend the game will get one
for free, but the demand is quite high. Some of
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people paying up to two hundred and fifty dollars for
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a George Costanza bibblehead. I went so last night that.
Speaker 1 (22:31):
By the way, that era of the Yankees was like
not they were in the news like every day as
in news stories, not sports stories, but news stories because
the Yankees the owner and what was happening. They were
winning championships every other year. It was great.
Speaker 2 (22:47):
And Billy Martin was sold.
Speaker 1 (22:49):
Oh that was the seventies.
Speaker 2 (22:51):
So okay, let's chase the squirrel real quick. I've got
I'm gonna go ahead and tell everybody can't.
Speaker 1 (23:00):
I what else haven't you told about? You're kind of
an open book, buddy.
Speaker 2 (23:06):
If you're out there and you have a hat hold
on to it. I've tore my achilles tendon. Oh, and
I was just going to keep it myself. But part
of the I'm starting to go down the road of
the rehabilitation, and a lot of that's riding a bike.
So I decided I'm gonna get a instead of riding
a stationary bike, I won't get like a Mongoose BMX bike. Yeah,
(23:27):
and go back to fifteen year old d Why you
know I've already got to fit. That's where I am
mentally go back to thirteen year old Well, see the unicycle.
He is fifteen. I am fifteen on the show. I
arrested development. I'm a victim of it. Yes, So I thought, okay,
here's a great one. So I found an adult mongoose
bike for sale, and wasn't that bad? Two hundred bucks?
(23:48):
We all get that. I'll ride it.
Speaker 1 (23:50):
You'll never ride it, yes, absolutely, Treadmill. Not only you'll
like the idea and you'll never be on it. You
what else, guess I'll bet you I'll buddy hop on it.
You will not.
Speaker 2 (24:00):
How much you want to bet that I can't buddy
hop on a BMX.
Speaker 1 (24:03):
Your achilles heel says, no, don't break your other achilles. Yes,
I bet you can't even get an inch off the ground.
Speaker 2 (24:11):
Mcfatt, I bet you, okay, how much you want to bet?
I bet you I could jump over a PEPSI can.
I bet you I could bunny hop over at PEPSI.
Speaker 1 (24:18):
I got one hundred dollars. You got a hundred dollars,
It says your fatty mcfat fat will not get over
a PEPSI can and I'm not. I will drive you
to the hospital afterwards.
Speaker 2 (24:29):
Well go, I get out of the cast in the booth.
Speaker 1 (24:32):
Yeah, you're on.
Speaker 2 (24:33):
So then I thought, well, if I'm a ride a
BMX bike, what else do I like to do in
my youth? And I thought, hmm, I used to love skateboards.
Speaker 1 (24:41):
So last night, oh my gosh, you insane.
Speaker 2 (24:43):
Last night I went down the rabbit hole.
Speaker 1 (24:45):
Are you insane?
Speaker 2 (24:46):
Can I build a skateboard like I rolled in the
seventies and eighties? And it was a Dogtown red Dog
design tracker trucks and cryptotic wheels. So I looked for
my deck. You know how much if I would have
I have no idea where my dogtown is now.
Speaker 1 (25:02):
The deck is what you ride on without the wheels. Yeah, yeah,
so I looked it up.
Speaker 2 (25:07):
You know how much my deck would be worth right now?
Speaker 1 (25:09):
No?
Speaker 2 (25:10):
Six hundred bucks.
Speaker 3 (25:11):
Damn, I know it's an expensive deck.
Speaker 2 (25:13):
I still have a that's a well. It was a
really nice looking deck.
Speaker 1 (25:17):
Our old morning show guy beautiful deck. Tony Cruz his son.
That's how he started on YouTube. He makes millions of
dollars and he used to make two and a half
to three minute skateboarding videos. Yeah, but they were very
They were like Spielberg of videos for skateboarding. And there's
so much money in skateboarding. It's not like golf. I mean,
(25:38):
Gol's got a lot of money, but this is it's unbelievable.
He made so much money off skateboarding videos. It's crazy.
But no, I would say, I don't know what's going
on with you right now that you're Is this a
late late, late late mid post life crisis. No.
Speaker 2 (25:57):
Here, here's why. I think. I was talking to a
buddy mine at the grow Master's Power remote. We were
talking about he's a little bit older he was talking
about how you know a skateboard park. I used to
skate at ride and glide skateboard park and shyly and
I started thinking, Man, you know what sucks is I
get old and they build this brand new skate park,
you know, years ago, and I kind of wanted to
(26:18):
participate now. So when I get out of the cast
and boot, I said, we'll go back to skateboarding too.
Speaker 1 (26:24):
You did not participate into the football game, then, did you? No?
Speaker 2 (26:28):
I did not. Yes, I raffed and that was hard enough.
That was hard enough, John.
Speaker 1 (26:33):
When I was dad during COVID, I put together a
game between all of the stations and it was my
wake up call. You cannot do anything athletically anymore. I
was laid up. My legs hurt for months.
Speaker 2 (26:47):
Did your face hurt?
Speaker 1 (26:48):
Why?
Speaker 2 (26:49):
Because it's killing me in job.
Speaker 1 (26:52):
But there were times the first three or four tackles
I had, I was like, oh, I got this, and
my brain said yesterday, you're going to make this tackle.
And then my body was like, you're not gonna get there.
I was just a referee, You're not gonna get there.
And I didn't. I missed the first three or four.
Speaker 2 (27:07):
I was just a referee. I was down for like
three or four days, just hurting ice and everything.
Speaker 1 (27:14):
I did a slant post and I was wide open
and the ball's coming in perfect pass and I was like,
I'm gonna score touchdown and I wasn't. My brain said, oh,
I got this, and my body said, you're not running
fast enough. And it was right off my tip of
my fingers.
Speaker 2 (27:29):
It feels like you're wearing concrete shoes or something. It
really does, you know what I mean, Like, it really does.
Speaker 1 (27:35):
Your brain's like, you got this, and the body's like, dude,
I'm not getting there.
Speaker 2 (27:39):
But you know what's worse, So get on the skateboard.
But you know what's worse is when you know people
filmed it, you know they filmed different plays, and you're
running and you're thinking, oh man, I'm really looking good,
and then you see it and you're like, wow, I
thought I was really you know, either booking or trucking.
I never know anymore. I do know, though, I do know.
Speaker 1 (27:59):
First of all, yeah, let's just discuss this.
Speaker 2 (28:01):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (28:01):
This is when I used to take the little skate
and the bicycle from John during wrestling season. No, you're
not getting on your bike and you're not getting on
the because we're not putting up with another injury with you.
Speaker 2 (28:17):
Well, I'm not gonna get injured because, as you know,
there's an old saying it's like riding a bicycle and
it applies to skateboards too.
Speaker 1 (28:27):
You will fifty seven. Yeah, bunny hopping is not all
bunny hop. I'm gonna bunny hop over a PIPSI cube
hundred dollars says I can, No, you can't, and you're hurt.
I'm gonna got one hundred dollars the whole go over. Well,
Absolute Friday had back.
Speaker 3 (28:44):
Tire and you can't fall off. I'm not gonna fall off.
Speaker 1 (28:47):
That's a good point.
Speaker 3 (28:48):
You can you jump over the cannon, then you fall
and break.
Speaker 1 (28:51):
Into fall off.
Speaker 2 (28:53):
I'm telling you I was money when I was a
kid on this. It was like second nature. I could
just do it.
Speaker 1 (28:58):
This is the social media post.
Speaker 2 (29:01):
Well, it's gonna take a few months because I gotta
get out of the cast, get the buy the end.
I am going to buy the mongoose. You know what else?
I'm going to buy what just because it's all the rage?
Baby a megacord sofa. Hey, this is the Megachord sofa.
Let me tell you what it is. SIMS Furniture. Sims
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rage on TikTok, all the rage on Instagram. If you
haven't seen it, you go ahead and search it. They
have them in stock. It's the hottest piece of furniture
that they've sold in almost nineteen years. Did you know
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com back after this on NewsRadio eight forty whas
You know, people like to throw out facts all the time,
and you know, might not say it out loud, but
in your brain you're like, no, is that true.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
Here's a fact a duck can run eighty two miles
an hour.
Speaker 1 (00:11):
Really, our philosophy has always been if you say it
confidently enough and fast enough, then people will believe. Well,
it sounds like he knows what you're talking about.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
Absolutely, ask me the capacity, John Alden, of any NFL
stadium anyway, what's.
Speaker 3 (00:26):
The capacity of Lucas Oil Stadium?
Speaker 2 (00:28):
Oh, sixty eighty four.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
I believe it.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
And then there's facts that we just take for granted
as true that are not. Like bats are blind. It's
not true blind.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
Is it bad?
Speaker 1 (00:45):
Is even saying they act blind?
Speaker 2 (00:49):
Is it bad?
Speaker 3 (00:50):
That is the saint.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
They can actually see quite well. Okay, so stop saying
ba bats bats are blind. They are not blind. They
can see you when they sink their teeth into your juggler.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
Oh. So I was talking to my friend Zee the trapper.
That's the way he does his trap bats, raccoons. And
evidently even if a bat like swoops down, Yeah, you
should probably get text tested for ten or not teting
this rabies? Why because you can't always fill their bites.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
Oh, because their teeth are so small. Yeah, I'm gonna
sell at it right.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
Now, thank you.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
I'm not gonna yeah, I'm not gonna let you know.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
All right.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
Well, there's a lot of facts out there, Dwight.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
That's one of my favorite. Hel God, clean this up.
I can't.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
Yeah, got it. You give me one. Give me a
fact that everyone takes, okay for granted as being true.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
That is, here's one that I swore I would have
swore up and dowb was the truth. We only used
between ten percent or thirty percent of our brain capacity.
I've always heard it that we only use ten percent
of our brain capacity.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
Yes, it's not said as little as two.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
You use one hundred percent. I always thought, well, yeah,
if you use one hundred percent, then you start moving objects,
you know, like make John Alden levitate. Would that be fun?
Speaker 3 (02:16):
That would really fun.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
But that's not true. I mean, John legs just a
kick and it's nonsense. You're using one hundred percent of
your brain capacity. No, there's no there's And the government
tried to unlock it with LSD experiments in the sixties.
People tried to do it by going through your mushrooms,
like eating hallucinogenic mushrooms and trying to achieve this brain capacity.
(02:39):
But the truth is you already use one hundred percent.
You cannot move things with your mind.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
And all fairness by one hundred percent is the equivalent
to most people's ten percent.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
I was gonna leave that alone. Bit.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
Well, I know, I'm proud of it.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
Yeah. Uh. The other one that I thought for sure
was you swallow seven to eight spiders a year and
your sleep because they're tinying. They crawl on you and.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
Your air sucks them in.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
Not me, you know why why I wear a seapap
which Susan loves to roleplate with, like we'll play Goose
and Maverick from top Gun. I'll put this full steapap
mask on. But I wear that so they can't get
into my mouth, and I wear ear plugs, can't get
in my ears.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
So Sexy two, it is.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
Very good YouTube, and that is blowing her hair, you know.
But then also she has one of these mouthguards. Yeah,
and she'll take it out. It's like all this, you
kissed the night, honey, how do.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
We stay married?
Speaker 3 (03:42):
So that is a lie.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
You do not swallow seven to eight spiders a year.
You do not.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
Okay, here's another one.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
Oh, why did you crack your name?
Speaker 2 (03:54):
And I've been I cracked my toes too, By the way,
do not crack your toes.
Speaker 3 (03:58):
I both too.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
Yeah, okay, there you go, John Alden. I've heard this
my entire life. Cracking your knuckles is bad for It's
going to cause arthritis.
Speaker 3 (04:07):
Our whole line, our whole lives.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
People told us that, don't do that, you're gonna get arthritis.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
You know where it started? Where when the Fods was
getting ready to get a fight, he cracked his knuckles
really a little fat d white For me, that's where
it started.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
I think that started with big arthritis.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
I think with you, I think big arthritis is out.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
Uh, it's not true, not true.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
It's all you're doing is propaganda.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
Is there's air in there sometimes and you're just that's
the sound of the air when you when you move
your knuckle back and forth. That's all that is. Here's
another one. Uh, beyond belief. Here you cannot see the
Great Wall of China from orbit.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
I always thought that was true.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
I did too, John. Did you think that was true?
Speaker 2 (04:50):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (04:50):
I think I believed it.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
Yeah, Now here's something that is true. You can't actually
see China from.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
Yes, you can't see China, but you can't see the
the Great Walls.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
Every see how you can tell the difference between North
Korea and South Korea.
Speaker 3 (05:07):
Oh yeah, oh.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
Yeah, yeah, it's dramatic.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
It's dramatic. It's it's crazy. If you just send a
picture of that to North Korea people live in North Carea,
they be like, why are we doing this again?
Speaker 2 (05:20):
Okay? This one I thought was true too, that the
taste buds has different taste zones on your tongue and
on your tongue, and they and they taught they taught
us that in school. I thought that there's different sections
of the tongue.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
I don't remember that part.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
And remember they had the taste buds on. Yeah, yeah,
and then you always drink the Budweiser.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
Huh.
Speaker 3 (05:40):
I've been told that your taste buds change every eleven years?
Is that a false fact?
Speaker 1 (05:44):
I think that is true. Okay, I think that's true. Yeah,
your taste change.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
I gotta wait, I gotta verify that.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
No, he's using the Google machine.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
Do your taste bus change every seven years?
Speaker 3 (05:56):
Eleven years?
Speaker 2 (05:57):
No, this says seven let's see. No, they it's more frequent.
They regenerate more frequently about every two weeks. The perception
taste can change various factors.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
What does what does suck is that your allergies change
as you get older. I didn't have allergies until I
was in my thirties. Like I could roll in hay,
I could do whatever, go camping, and never had an issue.
I hit thirty something years old, and all of a sudden,
I'm like, why can I not breathe? And why is
all this coming from my It's like dripping out of
(06:32):
my head. This is disgusting. I never had it before
in my life.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
I've got it.
Speaker 3 (06:36):
It sucks.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
Hello is Brian Henderson. Hey, this is bad to the VENETI,
which assisted like they're ruined the head with me this afternoon.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
Thank you.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
I had plenty of zertich.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
Uh for a long For the longest time I got
another one. People thought if you shaved a certain part
of your body that the hair will grow back thicker on.
Did you hear that?
Speaker 3 (07:00):
I believe I think that's true.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
That you think it's true. You know we're about to
tell you it's not true.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
I think it's I think it's safe to my wife's back.
Hair does grow back thicker. I've got to shave it
for every Wednesday.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
You're saying that it's true.
Speaker 2 (07:14):
Not yeah, because I saved it back every Wednesday. And
I gotta tell you, yeah, I thought, well, you know,
how long was that? It's good to be now where
like Thursday, I'm starting to feel and see stubble water. Yeah,
but I mean we get there's a lot of happy
birds because we throw it out in the backyard. It's
good for their nest. The idea that local honey can
(07:36):
treat and cure seasonal allergies, I thought that was true.
I did too. I thought for sure that's true. As
a matter of fact, I bought into it, yes, and
started happening like tea during the Yeah.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
You know, I don't know if you have to get
the uncured. I don't know what the deal is, but
that has been sold at at those haymarkets or whatever markets,
uh that you go to to buy the organic stuff.
It's just like, this is local farm honey. It's ethically
farmed honey. From that just means they're really nice to
(08:10):
the bees.
Speaker 3 (08:10):
You guys are gonna be make my wife cry. She
loves getting local honey because of her allergies.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
Yeah, it doesn't work.
Speaker 3 (08:15):
This is gonna make her upset.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
Is it locally sourced? Is it ethical? What do you
mean ethically source? That's when you knock on a little
bee half and he said, pardon me, baby, bought some
of your honey, and they start putting other bee butts
right into your jar. Buzz.
Speaker 1 (08:33):
Oh nice, it's terrible.
Speaker 2 (08:38):
It's a dollar though, all right.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
So here's another one. If you if you turn your
I don't know why they told us this when we
were kids and teenagers. Turning the inside light of your
car light will get you pulled over by the cops.
They said, you cannot drive with your light on in
your car. It seems like that's real. I gotta think that.
Here's what will happen. Well, if you're smoking a doobie.
(09:02):
If you're smoking one of those what the kids call doobies,
call them reefers reef for doobees. If you're smoking a yeah,
then yes, you have your light on. They can see it.
Then you'll get pulled over. But they're saying, no, your
cops aren't gonna pull you over. It's not a violation.
Speaker 2 (09:16):
I say, it is.
Speaker 1 (09:17):
You're saying it's a violation, all right, text any cop.
Speaker 2 (09:21):
And here's another thing I'll say, What if you leave
it on, somebody will follow you home and harvest your kidneys?
Speaker 1 (09:27):
Am I true? That might be true?
Speaker 2 (09:29):
Okay, this is something I thought was true too. Totally
not true. A dog year is equal to seven human years.
Speaker 3 (09:40):
It's not true.
Speaker 2 (09:40):
It's not true.
Speaker 1 (09:41):
It's yeah, it depends on the breed, okay, because some dogs,
like German shepherds, they don't live as.
Speaker 2 (09:47):
Hey, man, what do you do say something like that
on a Monday?
Speaker 1 (09:50):
Dude?
Speaker 2 (09:50):
You know he gets one hundred percent of recipient in
my love. And you're gonna say something like that about
my son. That's right, I said it. Man, My son
is not a dog, he's a canine American. You're a
ways smarter than you.
Speaker 1 (10:03):
And they even other dogs that are hyperactive they don't
live as long either, So the number doesn't work. But
I was just at the vet and they had a
chart for the dogs and the cats, and they had
the like, if your cat is eight years old, they're
seventy six years old in human years. So I don't
know this says it's not true.
Speaker 2 (10:23):
I'm looking for a lip forever machine for Lemmy. I
found one last week. Guess what. Guess guess what the
cost was. You know this says I must buy it. Coincidentally,
the cost of the lipt forever machine was the exact
same amount we have in our four O one k.
Speaker 1 (10:39):
That is crazy.
Speaker 2 (10:40):
You gotta do it right.
Speaker 1 (10:41):
It is meant to be absolutely do it. Uh here's
another one.
Speaker 3 (10:45):
Scruffy.
Speaker 2 (10:46):
Uh sorry, Skittles was our cat.
Speaker 1 (10:48):
Yesterday I was working in the yard and I was
sweating like a pig. But guess what what. Pigs don't
even have sweat glands. That's why pigs are always so mad.
They're just like, dude, why would you say that, I
don't even sweat. Yeah, dogs, that's why they wallow in
the mud because they don't have sweat glands.
Speaker 2 (11:10):
I think they wallow in the mud because they're insecure
about their weight.
Speaker 1 (11:14):
And some people, some people have more sweat lands than others.
Speaker 2 (11:18):
Why are you looking at me, dude? These stains under
my arm just don't man, they just should I start
putting women feminine pads on my arm.
Speaker 1 (11:26):
It's something, dude, something.
Speaker 2 (11:28):
This was my favorite shirt and like it's not even
that humid. Out today. Uh, I thought this was true.
You lose most of your body heat from the top
of your head.
Speaker 1 (11:37):
I believe that my entire life, to my entire life.
That's not true. What part do you lose most of
your heat?
Speaker 2 (11:46):
Your butt?
Speaker 1 (11:47):
That's not that's not true.
Speaker 2 (11:50):
Well it's.
Speaker 3 (11:52):
Your feet, I believe it. My feet are always cold.
Speaker 2 (11:56):
An too, but it's also hard. Hey, you you to
put on a bog stupid.
Speaker 1 (12:01):
And then for decades everyone thought that your blood is blue.
It's not blue, it's red. It just looks blue through
your skin.
Speaker 3 (12:11):
Because it's unoxygenated. Right, and look at you.
Speaker 2 (12:16):
I believe the word you're looking for it, tony, is
unluck auctionated. Your blood's blue into it, it gets auctionated.
Speaker 1 (12:24):
Thank you, Nerdy John, Thank you Nerd John.
Speaker 2 (12:27):
Great new character. Hey, you catch a code for being
outside in cold weather? A cold is a viral infection.
Just because you got a wet head and you go
out in the code, it's not going to make you sick.
H What you don't catch a cold for being outside
in cold weather?
Speaker 1 (12:47):
Oh? We do? You have to you have to eat.
Speaker 2 (12:49):
That used to say something like wet or something, but no,
it's a cold. Is just a viral infection, has nothing
to do with it being cold outside.
Speaker 1 (12:57):
Huh.
Speaker 2 (12:58):
You're more likely to catch a cold for being in
close proximity to people, especially Tony Venetti, who's given me
the flu three three times. He's given me the You
are welcome.
Speaker 3 (13:12):
Sugar.
Speaker 1 (13:13):
Here's another one. Here's the one that I don't believe
that's on this list that I believe it. Say, sugar
doesn't make kids hyper blowing. That is boning.
Speaker 2 (13:22):
No, that's bologning.
Speaker 1 (13:23):
That is have you ever seen a kid after about
three cupcakes?
Speaker 2 (13:27):
Okay, well it's pauls to talk about. Just you and
I is you know guys in our thirties, you know John,
you two? Uh so we got off sugar?
Speaker 1 (13:38):
Oh yeah, you and I.
Speaker 2 (13:39):
And then I'll go by and are you like one
of these candy bars? I feel like the crap It
affects me and then you crash. Yeah. Here's here's one
last one. And I thought this was true too. He
just saw it on the office and everything on the
office is true.
Speaker 1 (13:53):
Right. Yeah, they're like national geographic. It has to be true.
Speaker 2 (13:58):
Very educational. Nobody believes that the captain of a ship
can perform a wedding.
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Speaker 1 (14:08):
Yeah, Captain Stubing did it on the TV show.
Speaker 2 (14:12):
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News Radio eight forty wha Jake Paul beat up on
or actually it went to a unanimous decision in a
ten round fight. Does his fights ever end like in
a knockout?
Speaker 2 (16:53):
It depends on who writes the script. Oh okay, got you, Well,
we'll tell you this, I said for Eddie at text,
because I didn't even know about the fight. How do
people find out of these damn things? I mean, the
TI pretty.
Speaker 1 (17:03):
Big deals UFC, like whatever number it is.
Speaker 2 (17:06):
The Tyson was a pretty big deal and everybody knew that.
But I didn't know about the Netflix, and I was
reading the Uh I got up. I was reading my
phone Sunday morning without my readers, and I thought I
said that he won against Julio Caesar Chavez, and I
was like, I've got to be sixty five years old. Yeah,
(17:26):
but even his son hadn't.
Speaker 1 (17:28):
Fought sixty five year old Mike Tyson, so you weren't
off too much.
Speaker 2 (17:31):
Was he going to dig up Rocky Marciano's bones next
and go, heh? I beat Marciano too?
Speaker 1 (17:36):
Hey? Marciano would would still whoop his ass as bones.
Speaker 2 (17:39):
Even as bones.
Speaker 3 (17:40):
All right, all right, Jake Paul.
Speaker 1 (17:44):
I thought that after the Mike Tyson debacle, which I
made fun of from the second one, and I said,
this is sad to see Mike Tyson and what's he
become that he has to resort to this for a payday.
But that's what happens, I guess when you spend four
hundred million dollars. Uh uh and waste four hundred million dollars.
But I don't know how many people bought it or what.
(18:04):
I think it was on Netflix.
Speaker 2 (18:05):
It was free, it was free. It was free on Netflix.
But there were so many people watching that damn fight,
including me. It was constantly the Mike Tyson, remember that,
the Mike Tyson fight.
Speaker 1 (18:17):
Yeah, but I think the Jake Paul thing is starting
to wane.
Speaker 2 (18:20):
Here's here's when I realized that the Jake Paul fights
were fake without a shadow of the doubt is when
he beat Floyd Money Mayweather or it went to a draw,
Money Mayweather would have kicked his ass if it were
a real fight.
Speaker 1 (18:38):
Yeah, well at one point didn't didn't he didn't he
hold him up like Jake Paul was going down.
Speaker 2 (18:44):
I think so. Yeah, And I think that.
Speaker 3 (18:45):
Was Logan Paul that fought Mayweather.
Speaker 1 (18:48):
Oh whatever, who Maybe it was whichever Paul twins to me.
Speaker 2 (18:52):
Yeah, yeah, okay, whichever one fault, But I think didn't.
We were doing the show and I think Mayweather said
something like it was just, uh, it's like me going
to the cash machine, and alluded it it was fake. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (19:04):
They did as much as they could to hype that
because he was He stole his hat, remember he took
his hat, and Paul acted like he was crazy. I
don't know which one it was, uh, but they acted
like it was crazy. But in the fight, he hit
him so hard and he's trying not to but he's trying.
He was going down and he hooked him with his
and he kind of pushed him back up, and it
was like he said, it was sparring. After the fight,
(19:24):
Mayweather had already gotten paid. He was like Yeah, that
was sparring. That wasn't a fight.
Speaker 2 (19:28):
Mayweather wad have crushed.
Speaker 1 (19:30):
But and I give it to the Paul brothers. They
are worth one hundred million dollars or whatever they are worth.
And they've done that with basically starting their own YouTube
channels and then and now into this boxing stuff. I
give him credit for creating something. Uh. And they're both
tough guys.
Speaker 2 (19:46):
Man.
Speaker 1 (19:46):
I wouldn't want to mess with either one of them,
but legitimately fighting the best there is. I don't think so.
Speaker 2 (19:53):
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Road back after this with wheeling in the years we
went five.
Speaker 3 (20:55):
And oh last week, what's up?
Speaker 1 (20:59):
We beat you dog?
Speaker 3 (21:00):
Congratulations Todd Brady.
Speaker 1 (21:02):
Who news Radio eight forty w h has six and
oh boy who Yeah, yeah, you can't do the rolling stone.
If you took the rolling stones out, then we don't
even last time.
Speaker 3 (21:20):
We had a stone song? He got it wrong? Oh
did he really was that? I don't remember which one.
Speaker 2 (21:25):
Do you have? Well do you have audio from it?
Because if not, you're a liar. Remember remember remember remember
well Banana Ball hit Slugger Field over the weekend and
it was jam packed. I talked to Austin from w
A m Z. He worked it. Uh said it was
a big deal. New York Yankees have a big deal
(21:46):
coming up on August twenty first kind of like this,
It's Seinfeld Night at the New York Yankees. One item
is in extremely hot demand, hotter than the tickets. As
a matter of fact, feature giving you how to do
the giveaways. They're gonna do a bibblehead of George Costanzas
sleeping under his desk.
Speaker 1 (22:06):
That would be huge.
Speaker 2 (22:07):
The pre orders of the biblehead are outpacing the ticket
prices and ticket sales, by the way, by five times.
Eighteen thousand fans who attend the game will get one
for free, but the demand is quite high. Some of
them have even been leaked by employees. First on eBay,
people paying up to two hundred and fifty dollars for
(22:28):
a George Costanza bibblehead. I went so last night that.
Speaker 1 (22:31):
By the way, that era of the Yankees was like
not they were in the news like every day as
in news stories, not sports stories, but news stories because
the Yankees the owner and what was happening. They were
winning championships every other year. It was great.
Speaker 2 (22:47):
And Billy Martin was sold.
Speaker 1 (22:49):
Oh that was the seventies.
Speaker 2 (22:51):
So okay, let's chase the squirrel real quick. I've got
I'm gonna go ahead and tell everybody can't.
Speaker 1 (23:00):
I what else haven't you told about? You're kind of
an open book, buddy.
Speaker 2 (23:06):
If you're out there and you have a hat hold
on to it. I've tore my achilles tendon. Oh, and
I was just going to keep it myself. But part
of the I'm starting to go down the road of
the rehabilitation, and a lot of that's riding a bike.
So I decided I'm gonna get a instead of riding
a stationary bike, I won't get like a Mongoose BMX bike. Yeah,
(23:27):
and go back to fifteen year old d Why you
know I've already got to fit. That's where I am
mentally go back to thirteen year old Well, see the unicycle.
He is fifteen. I am fifteen on the show. I
arrested development. I'm a victim of it. Yes, So I thought, okay,
here's a great one. So I found an adult mongoose
bike for sale, and wasn't that bad? Two hundred bucks?
(23:48):
We all get that. I'll ride it.
Speaker 1 (23:50):
You'll never ride it, yes, absolutely, Treadmill. Not only you'll
like the idea and you'll never be on it. You
what else, guess I'll bet you I'll buddy hop on it.
You will not.
Speaker 2 (24:00):
How much you want to bet that I can't buddy
hop on a BMX.
Speaker 1 (24:03):
Your achilles heel says, no, don't break your other achilles. Yes,
I bet you can't even get an inch off the ground.
Speaker 2 (24:11):
Mcfatt, I bet you, okay, how much you want to bet?
I bet you I could jump over a PEPSI can.
I bet you I could bunny hop over at PEPSI.
Speaker 1 (24:18):
I got one hundred dollars. You got a hundred dollars,
It says your fatty mcfat fat will not get over
a PEPSI can and I'm not. I will drive you
to the hospital afterwards.
Speaker 2 (24:29):
Well go, I get out of the cast in the booth.
Speaker 1 (24:32):
Yeah, you're on.
Speaker 2 (24:33):
So then I thought, well, if I'm a ride a
BMX bike, what else do I like to do in
my youth? And I thought, hmm, I used to love skateboards.
Speaker 1 (24:41):
So last night, oh my gosh, you insane.
Speaker 2 (24:43):
Last night I went down the rabbit hole.
Speaker 1 (24:45):
Are you insane?
Speaker 2 (24:46):
Can I build a skateboard like I rolled in the
seventies and eighties? And it was a Dogtown red Dog
design tracker trucks and cryptotic wheels. So I looked for
my deck. You know how much if I would have
I have no idea where my dogtown is now.
Speaker 1 (25:02):
The deck is what you ride on without the wheels. Yeah, yeah,
so I looked it up.
Speaker 2 (25:07):
You know how much my deck would be worth right now?
Speaker 1 (25:09):
No?
Speaker 2 (25:10):
Six hundred bucks.
Speaker 3 (25:11):
Damn, I know it's an expensive deck.
Speaker 2 (25:13):
I still have a that's a well. It was a
really nice looking deck.
Speaker 1 (25:17):
Our old morning show guy beautiful deck. Tony Cruz his son.
That's how he started on YouTube. He makes millions of
dollars and he used to make two and a half
to three minute skateboarding videos. Yeah, but they were very
They were like Spielberg of videos for skateboarding. And there's
so much money in skateboarding. It's not like golf. I mean,
(25:38):
Gol's got a lot of money, but this is it's unbelievable.
He made so much money off skateboarding videos. It's crazy.
But no, I would say, I don't know what's going
on with you right now that you're Is this a
late late, late late mid post life crisis. No.
Speaker 2 (25:57):
Here, here's why. I think. I was talking to a
buddy mine at the grow Master's Power remote. We were
talking about he's a little bit older he was talking
about how you know a skateboard park. I used to
skate at ride and glide skateboard park and shyly and
I started thinking, Man, you know what sucks is I
get old and they build this brand new skate park,
you know, years ago, and I kind of wanted to
(26:18):
participate now. So when I get out of the cast
and boot, I said, we'll go back to skateboarding too.
Speaker 1 (26:24):
You did not participate into the football game, then, did you? No?
Speaker 2 (26:28):
I did not. Yes, I raffed and that was hard enough.
That was hard enough, John.
Speaker 1 (26:33):
When I was dad during COVID, I put together a
game between all of the stations and it was my
wake up call. You cannot do anything athletically anymore. I
was laid up. My legs hurt for months.
Speaker 2 (26:47):
Did your face hurt?
Speaker 1 (26:48):
Why?
Speaker 2 (26:49):
Because it's killing me in job.
Speaker 1 (26:52):
But there were times the first three or four tackles
I had, I was like, oh, I got this, and
my brain said yesterday, you're going to make this tackle.
And then my body was like, you're not gonna get there.
I was just a referee, You're not gonna get there.
And I didn't. I missed the first three or four.
Speaker 2 (27:07):
I was just a referee. I was down for like
three or four days, just hurting ice and everything.
Speaker 1 (27:14):
I did a slant post and I was wide open
and the ball's coming in perfect pass and I was like,
I'm gonna score touchdown and I wasn't. My brain said, oh,
I got this, and my body said, you're not running
fast enough. And it was right off my tip of
my fingers.
Speaker 2 (27:29):
It feels like you're wearing concrete shoes or something. It
really does, you know what I mean, Like, it really does.
Speaker 1 (27:35):
Your brain's like, you got this, and the body's like, dude,
I'm not getting there.
Speaker 2 (27:39):
But you know what's worse, So get on the skateboard.
But you know what's worse is when you know people
filmed it, you know they filmed different plays, and you're
running and you're thinking, oh man, I'm really looking good,
and then you see it and you're like, wow, I
thought I was really you know, either booking or trucking.
I never know anymore. I do know, though, I do know.
Speaker 1 (27:59):
First of all, yeah, let's just discuss this.
Speaker 2 (28:01):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (28:01):
This is when I used to take the little skate
and the bicycle from John during wrestling season. No, you're
not getting on your bike and you're not getting on
the because we're not putting up with another injury with you.
Speaker 2 (28:17):
Well, I'm not gonna get injured because, as you know,
there's an old saying it's like riding a bicycle and
it applies to skateboards too.
Speaker 1 (28:27):
You will fifty seven. Yeah, bunny hopping is not all
bunny hop. I'm gonna bunny hop over a PIPSI cube
hundred dollars says I can, No, you can't, and you're hurt.
I'm gonna got one hundred dollars the whole go over. Well,
Absolute Friday had back.
Speaker 3 (28:44):
Tire and you can't fall off. I'm not gonna fall off.
Speaker 1 (28:47):
That's a good point.
Speaker 3 (28:48):
You can you jump over the cannon, then you fall
and break.
Speaker 1 (28:51):
Into fall off.
Speaker 2 (28:53):
I'm telling you I was money when I was a
kid on this. It was like second nature. I could
just do it.
Speaker 1 (28:58):
This is the social media post.
Speaker 2 (29:01):
Well, it's gonna take a few months because I gotta
get out of the cast, get the buy the end.
I am going to buy the mongoose. You know what else?
I'm going to buy what just because it's all the rage?
Baby a megacord sofa. Hey, this is the Megachord sofa.
Let me tell you what it is. SIMS Furniture. Sims
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