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June 30, 2025 • 32 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
And he hits the post. He hit the post.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
John Odden, I'm the postmaster one hit wonders the vapors
turning Japanese news radio eight.

Speaker 1 (00:10):
Forty hid huge huge, that's.

Speaker 3 (00:13):
Tony VANEDDI right, there's the Postmaster General aka John Auden,
and I'm Dwight Whitten. We did the story about a
water park in North Korea last week. Yeah, which twenty
thousand people a whole bit.

Speaker 1 (00:27):
So far. It's just for the wealthy North Koreans.

Speaker 4 (00:31):
How many of them are there?

Speaker 1 (00:32):
Seven? I don't know.

Speaker 3 (00:34):
But you couldn't get me to go there. You could
get me to go to Japan.

Speaker 4 (00:39):
But you can have a billion dollars in Northern Korea.
But you're still we can get seven haircuts, I know, right,
choose choose from the seventh.

Speaker 1 (00:46):
Do you want to Kim jong un seven or the
ku kunju? Hey said? Kom oh boy Kim jung un?

Speaker 4 (00:54):
What's the story? Water park?

Speaker 1 (00:57):
Water park? Baby?

Speaker 3 (00:59):
Well, a lot of complaints if broken bones are coming
out of Japan from a new water slide. It's a
ninety foot slide in Japan. They had to deactivate it.
Four visitors for visitors sustained broken bones while riding it,
including a Taiwanese woman who broke her shin on the ride.
Injuries are being blamed on people riding outside the recommended

(01:20):
age range. And here's where it gets me this way,
I don't understand it says the recommended age range to
ride the thing is six to twelve years old. If
it's hurting adults, wouldn't it hurt a child or they
just more resilient.

Speaker 4 (01:35):
I don't know. Maybe it's built for just kids and
that their weight is fine, but if you get any bigger,
then I don't know. I'm sure that they didn't build
it with a lot of safety, just like when they
build their buildings. Okay, that's why in China when they
have those earthquakes Japan. Although you said North.

Speaker 1 (01:55):
Korea, no, I said, I didn't North Korea they opened.

Speaker 4 (01:57):
Oh I'm sorry, I did not. I thought you were
still talking about the North Korean water park.

Speaker 1 (02:03):
Ks for listening, Susan, Well.

Speaker 4 (02:05):
You didn't effectively as a journalist, Yes I did.

Speaker 1 (02:08):
Oh listen.

Speaker 3 (02:10):
Everybody knows that I'm the most respected journalists on the show,
and you're my ed McMahon.

Speaker 2 (02:15):
Dude, Okay, I thought for sure you were going to
say somebody broke toward their achilles on the water slide.

Speaker 4 (02:21):
I did too. No, it wasn't so I really might
have tuned down.

Speaker 3 (02:25):
It wasn't that drastic. So uh people were breaking bones
for people. So far, let's move it to New Jersey.
The beach isn't much better a lifeguard in New Jersey?
Uh is receiving a wayward beach or receive a wayward
beach umbrella? You know the beach umbrellas. Did you see

(02:46):
this article?

Speaker 4 (02:47):
Yeah, they have a pointy They have a little pointy
things so you can stick it in the sand.

Speaker 3 (02:51):
Well, it took out of the sand and it got
blown into an unnamed woman the uh it was blown
off a lifeguard stand. The wind gusts was so blown
uh so strong it struck her when she tried to
grab it, and went through her shoulder and out the
back ouch.

Speaker 1 (03:08):
Imagine that that's no day at the beach.

Speaker 2 (03:13):
You got bad ones given.

Speaker 4 (03:15):
Give it to me, give it. That's a slow clap,
give give you the thank you?

Speaker 3 (03:24):
What through what went through her left shoulder and sticking
outside at the back about one foot It went through her.

Speaker 4 (03:33):
I saw it the video or the picture of her.
I think she said, well this sucks, cow.

Speaker 1 (03:41):
Lak, you man, we need tougher umbrella loss.

Speaker 4 (03:44):
And even the lifeguards in Jersey are like lifeguards and
then the wind took it.

Speaker 1 (03:50):
She just gotta be cool. Hey lady, is that an umbrella?

Speaker 4 (03:55):
All right? But but they did they they they moved
into this store where you can buy this little you
can fill it with sand and then you hook it
to the umbrella instead of having because it's very dangerous
because the wind on the beach can be pretty severe. Yeah,
you got to watch out. Most people went to those
little pop up tents and you hand like sandbags on

(04:16):
the sides to keep them down.

Speaker 3 (04:18):
Will you go to the beach for if you if
you're not there for the sun, Well they're there for
all days.

Speaker 4 (04:24):
So they don't want to be in the sun all day? Bro?

Speaker 1 (04:26):
Why not? That's what we do.

Speaker 4 (04:30):
Yeah, I'm sure going to the beach with you is fun.

Speaker 1 (04:32):
Oh it's a blast you get. Plus you get to
listen to my music.

Speaker 4 (04:36):
In the same beach. Jokes over and over.

Speaker 1 (04:41):
Let's go back to Japan because I.

Speaker 4 (04:44):
Wonder how many times when a lady walks by he says, hey,
if you get stung by the thing I'll pee on
it for you.

Speaker 1 (04:50):
It's one of my favorite go to lines down there.

Speaker 4 (04:53):
How did I know?

Speaker 1 (04:53):
You're kidding me?

Speaker 4 (04:55):
How did I know?

Speaker 1 (04:57):
But you know what I tell her? Tell her? Wont
heard a bit? Someone numb at first? No stock discuss well,
Japanese donations. Let me just cut right to the chase.
It's called.

Speaker 3 (05:12):
Medigan Pharmaceutical Company. It's going to pay you thirty four
dollars and fifty cents. This is in Japan per bow movement,
those selected as prime poop donators. It's going to be
only the finest in feces. It's for pharmaceutical research. They're
paying you almost thirty five bucks per per bowel movement.

(05:36):
Then it's used to harvest intestinal bacterial for pharmaceutical groups.
If you're if you're jealous that Japan has this, US
has it too.

Speaker 4 (05:47):
I looked it up and we did the story a
couple weeks ago. Glad you were stoned while that segment
was going on. They're freeze driving it or drying it,
and they're putting it in pills, and we asked if
people would take We asked you if you would take
the pill if it helped your digestive system.

Speaker 1 (06:01):
Right, but this is a deeper dive. See you, all
you did is scratch the service and says, oh crashing sniff, they.

Speaker 4 (06:10):
Take two dollars out of the.

Speaker 1 (06:11):
Bad Joe jar. Well, you're really wiping out that your jar.

Speaker 4 (06:18):
Here's what you do. Here's what you don't understand. John,
Is it about a year from now your wife's going
to go? You know you've changed, You've you're you're more cynical. Uh,
your jokes are inappropriate. Just trying to get you set
up for that, okay, And we take full responsibility for that.

Speaker 2 (06:41):
We'll be sure to let her know that you I'll
give her your all's numbers if she needs to talk
to anybody.

Speaker 4 (06:46):
It's time. What Japan and South Korea need to do
is start to encourage and they need to start paying
their young people to have children, because they are they
are getting a negative return when it comes to reproductive
so more people are dying than being born in those countries.

Speaker 2 (07:03):
In Japan though, like they're so population dense, Like don't
think that's kind of like like their hotels are like
shelves right your bedsock on top of each other.

Speaker 4 (07:11):
The big thing has always been all these disaster movies
of overpopulation. That is not going to be the issue
because people have stopped unless you're in a third world country.
Third world countries are having eighteen kids.

Speaker 3 (07:25):
We need more babies in airports, that's what we need.

Speaker 4 (07:29):
Yes, they shouldn't.

Speaker 1 (07:30):
That's that's exactly what we babies.

Speaker 4 (07:31):
Babies shouldn't.

Speaker 3 (07:32):
Shruy. Well, baby says three weeks. Oh, you might as
well go ahead and get on a plane to uh Germany.
It's a good twenty four hour flight sitting behind the winds.
That looks nice without fail every time. Here's the ten
most stolen cars in the US in twenty twenty four,
not twenty twenty five. We're in that number ten Dodge Chargers.

Speaker 1 (07:57):
I could see that.

Speaker 3 (07:58):
I can see that as it's a bad ass car, right,
muscle car.

Speaker 4 (08:01):
I can see that. Yeah, they that's the making model
that my son was telling me this. He goes. You know,
there's a reason why those dealerships are set up right
next to bases, because they have a class when you
first get into the service where don't be a dumbass
and go out and spend all your money on a
darn Dodge charger. Because all these guys go buy a

(08:24):
new car the second they get in the service and
they have a job for the first time.

Speaker 1 (08:27):
Really, DoD's charger.

Speaker 3 (08:30):
And that's just because I'm assuming that it's a it's
a really cool car.

Speaker 4 (08:35):
We getting no picture taken.

Speaker 1 (08:36):
A couple of hot girls stopping.

Speaker 4 (08:38):
All right, that's not the point.

Speaker 1 (08:39):
That is the point.

Speaker 3 (08:41):
Number nine is the Toyota Camray twelve ninety six were
stolen in twenty twenty four.

Speaker 4 (08:47):
Those are made right here in Ken Picky, I drive one. Really,
it's a good car.

Speaker 2 (08:51):
One though they're an old one. Really well, hello forever
though over t thousand miles, twenty three years old.

Speaker 4 (08:59):
It said it's twenty three three years old.

Speaker 1 (09:01):
Heck, yeah, how old are you? Twenty seven? Right?

Speaker 4 (09:04):
Oh hey, that's a legitimate question. Oh yeah, what's older? John?

Speaker 2 (09:11):
Or his car?

Speaker 1 (09:12):
His car?

Speaker 3 (09:14):
Number eight is the four to f one to fifty series, Yeah, baby.

Speaker 4 (09:17):
Yeah, best spell four truck, best truck made.

Speaker 3 (09:20):
Twelve, nine hundred and fifty two of those were stolen
in twenty four.

Speaker 4 (09:25):
It's a miracle because I can't you track them like
right away unless you don't know it. For I guess
out of your driveway. You don't know it till the
next morning. But if you get stolen, they track it,
can't they shut it down.

Speaker 3 (09:36):
My jeep doesn't have like a tracker thing. I mean
my jeep has a tracker thing on it where I
could shut it down. No, even worse, I've got a
compartment walk and release bs on you while you're driving.

Speaker 2 (09:48):
They're going to open your car door though, and immediately
shut it and leave it there.

Speaker 1 (09:52):
There's so much trashy.

Speaker 3 (09:53):
Listen, if you ever considered me being a litter bug,
I'll go go look at my.

Speaker 1 (09:56):
Jeep, Look at the backseat.

Speaker 4 (09:58):
Can't even make money if op shop, no chop chop.

Speaker 1 (10:02):
So take us ten days just to clear this out.

Speaker 3 (10:05):
Kiyosol comes in at number seven with thirteen thousand, five
hundred and sixty two stolen keys.

Speaker 4 (10:10):
Are better cars than people believe or understand.

Speaker 1 (10:12):
What was the kiss? The one looks like a shoe.

Speaker 2 (10:13):
That's the little box car.

Speaker 4 (10:15):
Yeah, box car, people like it.

Speaker 3 (10:19):
Honda seven comes in at number six fifteen thousand, seven
hundred and twenty seven of those were stolen.

Speaker 4 (10:24):
I mean those and those last forever too.

Speaker 1 (10:27):
Uh yeah, they really do.

Speaker 3 (10:28):
Kia Optima Kiya back on the board seventeen thousand, four
hundred and ninety three, lands them in the fifth most
stolen car in the US in twenty twenty four. I
wouldn't have seen this one coming, But Chevy Silverado is
number three.

Speaker 4 (10:42):
Yeah, it's the it's their I guess Chevy's.

Speaker 1 (10:45):
Do they still fink fifty? Do they still make the
s ten?

Speaker 4 (10:49):
Oh? I don't think so. Yeah, I don't think so.

Speaker 3 (10:52):
Rounded out, the top two goes both to Hyundi or Hyundai.

Speaker 1 (10:56):
It was Hyundai.

Speaker 4 (10:58):
I want to outside Dwight.

Speaker 1 (11:00):
Yeah, Hyunda. Then you know what, un lock him, Hondas
That was a Hyndi. It's not a.

Speaker 4 (11:08):
Hundi goes home, your wife goes huh. I didn't say, honey.

Speaker 3 (11:13):
The Hyundai Sonata number two, twenty six thousand, seven hundred
and twenty of those were stolen, followed by number one,
the Hyundai.

Speaker 4 (11:25):
Oh I know why what?

Speaker 1 (11:27):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (11:27):
Because this was an issue. This was a huge story
for the last couple of years. Their security systems or there.
You could start them easily with like a computer program
like hack into it. Yeah, yeah, there's this is an issue. Yeah,
this is that's by far. The Hyundais are Hyundai.

Speaker 1 (11:45):
Hyundai.

Speaker 4 (11:46):
He's got me the day does.

Speaker 3 (11:48):
The Hondai Elatra comes in at number one with thirty
one thousand, seven.

Speaker 1 (11:53):
Hundred and twelve of those stolen in twenty twenty four.

Speaker 4 (11:55):
And be honest, we don't know in Korean what how
to pronounce that that's true? So in Korea it might.

Speaker 3 (12:00):
Be because I'm one sixteenth Korean.

Speaker 2 (12:04):
All right?

Speaker 1 (12:05):
Didn't you ever when people did that in grade school?
On what sixteenth irish okahontas?

Speaker 4 (12:11):
Uh? So, well, we're not going to talk about the
UH tomorrow and Wednesday. I mean, people, I love the
fourth of July. We're celebrating America. But the people that complained,
and I get it, you're complaining because your dog scared.
But the social media, I'm gonna stay off social media

(12:32):
because it's every post and I get it. People. You
should blow up stuff on for July maybe the fifth,
but you shouldn't be in August sending off fireworks.

Speaker 1 (12:42):
It started last night in my neighborhood. Did it really
the hot pitch?

Speaker 4 (12:48):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (12:48):
The test.

Speaker 3 (12:52):
Ah. I'm like, as long as you're knock it off
by the time murder, she wrote, comes on, I'm good.
Let me don't get scared, let me watch like attack
like storms, like loud noise, don't freaking out, but it
makes them want to attack it.

Speaker 4 (13:04):
Put the social media post over and over and over
and over and over and over and over again. It's
just a week.

Speaker 1 (13:10):
I will tell you this though. If you're gonna walk
your dog it is summer, make sure that the pavement's
cool enough for him.

Speaker 3 (13:17):
Their puppy pads. Oh, I found out. I went to
Gestavo's ere to day. I got out of the blacktop and.

Speaker 1 (13:23):
What my Achilles tended cast is we rolling your eyes
for the pavement was quite hot.

Speaker 4 (13:29):
If he saw a baby with no shoes, wouldn't care.
He wouldn't care.

Speaker 1 (13:33):
Baby saw a dog on a hot.

Speaker 4 (13:34):
Day with it?

Speaker 3 (13:35):
Hey, dog over, I go throw ice water on their
puppy pads.

Speaker 1 (13:39):
Put its diaper back on.

Speaker 4 (13:42):
Put its diaper.

Speaker 1 (13:44):
Yeah. Here's one thing I will say. I've never said.
You know what, honey, it's it's our anniversary.

Speaker 3 (13:49):
Let's go to Jeff Ruby's, have a nice dinner, and
then the table right behind us half that's never happened.
But you know what does happen? A little crying baby
kicking our booth and the mother.

Speaker 4 (14:05):
Doing this happened one time and he's still.

Speaker 3 (14:06):
Can Brandon, Brandon stop Brandon stop, Brandon, stop, Brandon stop.
I don't know what's more annoying, the worthless parent going
Brandon stop, Brandon stop.

Speaker 4 (14:17):
It could be more annoying that you complain about it
every day.

Speaker 1 (14:20):
What happens every time? That's why we like to eat
at the bar.

Speaker 4 (14:23):
It does, John, I said, Okay, I said, how many
times it happened?

Speaker 1 (14:27):
He goes every time?

Speaker 4 (14:29):
Time? We did ten restaurant gigs in a row and
not one child.

Speaker 1 (14:35):
Not one.

Speaker 4 (14:35):
I went, well, we're oer for ten, now, Dwight, what
do you say?

Speaker 1 (14:39):
What's doing? People know that I'm right, and even you
know that I'm right.

Speaker 4 (14:43):
No, I don't.

Speaker 1 (14:44):
Listen.

Speaker 3 (14:45):
You could try it upset me all you want, but
it's not gonna work.

Speaker 1 (14:48):
Jack, you want to why why not? Ace Let me
tell you a sport.

Speaker 4 (14:52):
Listen, slick, here's why. Why?

Speaker 1 (14:56):
Because when I go home, I can relax in my
Southern comf hot tub. You can't, can't, folks, Just I
know I can't go to the stoe.

Speaker 4 (15:04):
You can't. I have a cast you can't get in
your hot tub, and everyone else is.

Speaker 3 (15:10):
I'm facing a four day weekend and I got this
stupid cast on. I'm gonna call Gary down a value
tool and haven't cut it off?

Speaker 4 (15:18):
Are you serious?

Speaker 1 (15:19):
I don't know what before the weekend. It comes off
next week, So why not go ahead and cut it off?

Speaker 4 (15:23):
I would, I just could?

Speaker 1 (15:26):
Would you really?

Speaker 4 (15:28):
It's a week?

Speaker 1 (15:28):
What kind of saw would you use for It's a week.

Speaker 3 (15:30):
It's not like you're gonna have to start over. No,
but Susan said, the pool water's worn. I'm not going
four day weekend and not getting my Southern covered hot
tub by the way hot time.

Speaker 4 (15:41):
I'm just bringing a hammer and bust it off.

Speaker 3 (15:43):
No, I don't want you anywhere near it. You don't
think I know garyot Value Tools knows what he's doing.
You don't uh sell the covered hot tubs. Listen, folks,
it is the I love the ninety cell.

Speaker 1 (15:54):
Listen.

Speaker 3 (15:54):
They've got this hot tubs road back to nineteen nineties prices.
This is the lowest they've been since the night. Like,
here's an example, hot tubs as low as three nine
ninety nine dollars. Plus your hot tub's already there in stock,
ready to go. That means immediate delivery. You don't get
that with the other places. Hey, it's hot out too,

(16:14):
let's go ahead, and upgrade it to a swim spat.
And by the way, they're deeper than above ground swimming pools.
You can swim in them all years.

Speaker 4 (16:22):
Rest cardiovascular, oh, workout you can get and those things
are so cool. You just swim against the current. You
stay in the same place in there. But it's bigger
than you think. It's pretty cool.

Speaker 3 (16:32):
It's pretty cool, and it's deeper than an above ground
swimming pool. And it has a hot tub at one
end twelve months same as cash makes them affordable Southern
comfort hot tubs.

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Speaker 1 (17:17):
This is candlebox.

Speaker 2 (17:18):
It is good call, right, there.

Speaker 4 (17:20):
You were big. It's my favorite hat. I had a
favorite hat. I wore it all the time. It was
candlebox hat.

Speaker 1 (17:27):
Well, you from a Wisconsin or is my favorite hat?
Will you rain man? Let's go over the boat.

Speaker 4 (17:35):
Was so disappointed when I lost my candlebox hat.

Speaker 1 (17:38):
Do you see the Cobra Kai the guy that plays
Crease Crease? Is that right?

Speaker 4 (17:42):
The bit somebody or something?

Speaker 1 (17:44):
Yay? Bit the hot.

Speaker 3 (17:46):
Girl from Cobra Kai, the hot instructor, bad guy or
bad girl?

Speaker 4 (17:52):
What oh I didn't watch. I got through three seasons,
and then at the end, when they could have just
gone to the police and had them all arrested, they
decided we'll settle this at the county.

Speaker 1 (18:04):
No karate fast karate kah, I said.

Speaker 4 (18:07):
Okay, I'm out.

Speaker 1 (18:08):
Yeah, that was pretty stupid, stupid.

Speaker 3 (18:10):
I didn't realize the guy seventy eight years old had
happened at great Yeah, well looks fantastic.

Speaker 1 (18:15):
Well not me and you fantastic. It was pretty new.

Speaker 4 (18:19):
Let's not set the bar too high.

Speaker 3 (18:20):
Washington, Washington State Summer Summer con Fan Convention, seventeen year
old seventy eight year old star was asked to leave
after abiding Alisha Hannah Kim, she's the actress that she's
like one.

Speaker 1 (18:36):
Of the bad girls. Yeah, but she's like the instructor.
She's not one of the children, you know.

Speaker 3 (18:43):
He said that he thought it was being funny and
pointed out that they were always play fight on the
set of Cobra Kai.

Speaker 4 (18:50):
I saw the video where he is explaining that, and
he was like, man, I'm so sorry. I really was
just playing around and I can't tell you how sorry
I am. And she's like, it's not good enough. It's
not good enough. He's seventy eight. I'm not giving him
a pass, but seventy eight year old guy just it
just used to be able to play around like like that.

(19:13):
I saw a video of a girl getting off a
plane that got the police plane, uh, the plane police
or whoever, the airport police. Yeah, and she said she
was assaulted, sexually assaulted or whatever. Uncomfortable and he was like,
what happened? And she had fallen asleep and the guy
on the aisles or the window seat went over and

(19:35):
just touched her shoulder to wake her up and say, Hey,
the plane's landing. We're all my landing. And she was like,
and he was and the police officer was like, he
just touched your shoulder. He goes, yeah, in all fairness,
I was a sleeping and he was like, hey, you're
waking up, and you know it's in appro he cannot
touch me. And it was just and the police officer
was like, he touched your shoulder. Wake you up? And
she was like, yeah, I know it sounds like that,

(19:56):
but I'm sorry he can't do that.

Speaker 3 (19:58):
How's the girl goot a massage? They used to and
go right now? I would be bessizes in your quadro steps.

Speaker 4 (20:05):
I've said that for years. Is that that generation created
the world they hate. You created the world that you're
unhappy in. We didn't create this, you did. I mean
you take away how many times in your life then
at work or you're feeling down and somebody just simply
put their hand on their shoulder and said, hey, it's
gonna be okay, and that is a comforting act.

Speaker 1 (20:26):
Now you can't do that. No, you can't.

Speaker 4 (20:29):
Simply touch somebody on the shoulder and say hey, it's
gonna be okay. Those days are gone. So you've created
this system, and you created a workplace to where no
one can say anything to you. You cannot build relationships.
And by the way, when you get done with your
entire career, you know, the only thing you'll remember is
the relationships you build. But you won't have any of

(20:51):
those because no one can talk to you and or
touch you.

Speaker 3 (20:54):
I remember the first time I experienced anything like that.
It was I was at the gym that was walking
out and there was a girl in front of me
and on her but it had work like real short shorts,
you know, Yes, cheeks were hanging out and across the
back of it said juicy, And she turned around said,
are you looking at my butt? Away, Well, you got

(21:16):
words on your butt. I was reading the words on
your butt.

Speaker 1 (21:19):
Don't look at my butt. They're like, well, okay, we
don't put words on your butt if you don't want.

Speaker 4 (21:24):
Yeah. Uh. It's it's again, uh in the workplace. And
I hope it comes back, and I hope that there
was a shift at some point to where everyone realizes, Okay,
this is silly. We have to have relationships that were
not relationship relationships like Dwight fishing off the company doc.

Speaker 1 (21:40):
You know, for me my entire life.

Speaker 4 (21:42):
It certainly did, especially the last time you did it.

Speaker 1 (21:45):
I might like to call it dipping my pen in
the company, inc.

Speaker 4 (21:48):
Right, But I'm not talking about that. I'm talking about
simple really, when you're asked, when you see someone is
struggling it and you start to go, hey, what's going on?
Are you okay? YadA YadA, and you can't do that
because and then you know, hippo really kind of they
were trying to help every let every piece of policy
is like, got good intentions. Well, sometimes good intentions go

(22:08):
horribly wrong.

Speaker 2 (22:09):
The road to Hell's pay a good intention.

Speaker 1 (22:11):
That's right, you can't.

Speaker 4 (22:12):
That's a look at you.

Speaker 3 (22:14):
Hey, John, if you could, let's get that glazed on
the plate. That's pretty good.

Speaker 2 (22:18):
I'll put it on my button. You can look at it.

Speaker 4 (22:20):
Oh but how many times has your boss called you
and everyone is worried about so and so And they're like,
I can't tell you so this is off the record.
She's still in the hospital. YadA yadiadi, And you're like, okay,
can I do anything? And they're like, you didn't hear
it from me because you cannot share information like that.
I get it's good intentions, but in the end, sorry,

(22:41):
do you do you hold hands with Susan?

Speaker 3 (22:45):
Oh my gosh, you're getting ready to do the exact
same story I was getting ready to do.

Speaker 4 (22:48):
I think answer the question. The answer is no, John,
do you hold hands with your lovely wife sometimes?

Speaker 1 (22:57):
Well, okay, let me go one more.

Speaker 3 (23:00):
When you go out to eat, do you sit on
the same side of the booth if it's just you two?

Speaker 2 (23:05):
No?

Speaker 4 (23:05):
Okay, good, Yeah, that's that's only for serial killer. So
Jack and I do not hold hands. It's just it's
not a thing. It's not like, oh, you don't love
each other. No, it's just we don't do that. We
just don't hold hands. A matter of fact, the last
we were walking down the beach are our in laws
were watching the kids. We had a moment and said, oh,
walk down the beach together. And she goes, hey, you

(23:25):
wanna you want to hold hands?

Speaker 1 (23:28):
No, it's hot, human and sweaty and the.

Speaker 4 (23:31):
Sun was going down. And go okay, And we started
holding hands for a second and then she punched me
in the arm and goes, what are you INERD? I
don't need to hold your hand? And I was like,
I said, okay, but that's the r that's how our
couples work. But a lot of people do they I
find it wherever, but that is what public display of
affection baby, Yes, and couples who show PDA, they say,

(23:54):
I know who they are, the institute. The institute have
happier relationship than those who don't.

Speaker 3 (24:05):
I will occasionally when we go out to dinner, I
won't hold her hand, but I'll zerbert her belly button
in between courses. Her little legs are just kicking the
way she smiles. God love her, but holding hands No.

Speaker 4 (24:22):
I think the cuddling and kissing in public is a
little cringey if you're over twenty something years old, right.

Speaker 1 (24:29):
I will say that we can't go a little lovey
w in Mexico.

Speaker 4 (24:34):
Yeah, but you're on vacation and you don't know anybody
on there and all that.

Speaker 1 (24:39):
Oh, then you know, you get on the plane. It
is we holding my hand for it. It's sweaty.

Speaker 4 (24:45):
The study finds that people who show more romantic displays
of affection, both in private and public, tend to be
happier with their union union. What is this, John?

Speaker 1 (24:58):
Are you a handholder? You just said?

Speaker 2 (25:01):
Sometimes if it's if it's the appropriate setting, like I'm
along with you all when it comes to like, if
you're in a cringey setting where if you're gonna be
seen by a lot of people, like in a restaurant
or really just anywhere, like if you've got to park,
whatever it may be, you're gonna sit there and make
out with your wife and do all that stuff. I
don't think that's necessary.

Speaker 3 (25:18):
I'll go to like a restaurant, I'll see a couple
holding hands and they're at.

Speaker 1 (25:22):
The table.

Speaker 2 (25:25):
On the same side to side.

Speaker 1 (25:27):
They're hold hands and sometimes they'll eat holding hands.

Speaker 2 (25:30):
Then they'll do like the whole little it's uncomfortable.

Speaker 1 (25:34):
Now, what's the advantage there?

Speaker 4 (25:37):
Jackie will do like a peck on the cheek on
the when we work out at the gym at the
same time, but we don't. We don't work out together, right, Yeah,
because I want I'm into my mode and I got
to do the exercise I need to do. She has
different exercises, so she'll do the at the end, she'll
she'll peck on the CHEEKO up by sweetie and peck
on the cheek. Why because she is marking her territory.

Speaker 2 (26:01):
Very smart to the other.

Speaker 4 (26:03):
Because I you know, let me tell you a flex
little bit, a little smile. I give her the bad
Tony Venetti charmed.

Speaker 1 (26:09):
Hey are you going to be on this leg spreading machine? Long?

Speaker 4 (26:14):
Lady?

Speaker 1 (26:15):
May I join in and do a set with you?

Speaker 4 (26:18):
Uh? So she's marking her territory, making sure everyone in
the room seze. That's my that's my man.

Speaker 1 (26:24):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (26:24):
But even a like good night at the house, I
don't like make out or anything.

Speaker 1 (26:29):
Hey, good night. There's like a pet. That's what it
is you have.

Speaker 4 (26:33):
And I don't want to be crude here, But you
have more sex than you do kissing.

Speaker 1 (26:38):
Oh, there's no question.

Speaker 4 (26:40):
And I don't know when kissing stops the making out.

Speaker 1 (26:42):
Part, but it doesn't even start.

Speaker 4 (26:44):
But after twenty twenty five years, I mean, when's let
no sober by the way so called no kiss sex? Wa? Yes?

Speaker 1 (26:52):
Yeah? Correct.

Speaker 3 (26:52):
You pass each other in the hallway and you say
something romantic like hey, you want one, and then they'll
answer no.

Speaker 4 (27:00):
We both get out our little appointment books. I can't
do Thursday before and getting my nails done?

Speaker 1 (27:06):
All right?

Speaker 4 (27:06):
How about Friday? You want to do Friday? In between
the no, can't do.

Speaker 1 (27:09):
I got a Baronos meeting, okay, all right?

Speaker 4 (27:12):
After showers on Saturday? Would take showers before we watch
we run an er?

Speaker 1 (27:16):
You want to, but there's a whole thing with my hair,
and I gotta try it. I don't know.

Speaker 4 (27:20):
Okay, you know what, We'll get your way.

Speaker 3 (27:22):
Just contract this out, subcontract this out with other people.

Speaker 4 (27:26):
I did never work since she started to work. I'm
gonna I'm gonna stop.

Speaker 2 (27:29):
Talking ex exit.

Speaker 4 (27:32):
I'm going to exit, right, I'm going to start to
tell too many inside stuff here. I'm gonna leave it.
Leave it at that. Okay. But they say, if you are,
you have more PDA than those of the happy couples.
I think you're just trying to hide something.

Speaker 1 (27:44):
I just think you're trying to overcompidence.

Speaker 4 (27:46):
That's exactly what you are.

Speaker 1 (27:47):
Because Susan and I we are so confident.

Speaker 4 (27:50):
So secure in their relationship. I don't have to show
other people. See we're see you're happy, See we're happy.

Speaker 3 (27:56):
We can either say one more episode of the Shield,
well we go up and have a special lady time.

Speaker 2 (28:03):
Is Dwight more likely to make out with his wife
or Lemmy in public?

Speaker 1 (28:06):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (28:09):
No, there are? He does does it? That means disgusting?

Speaker 1 (28:13):
But I bet you I do kiss let me more
than I do kiss.

Speaker 4 (28:16):
There is no doubt I'm being serious, right, No, one
would argue, I'm not. I don't think you're lying, bro.
I think Susan understands that.

Speaker 1 (28:26):
But she probably kisses lem Me more than me too.

Speaker 4 (28:28):
At all fairness, she's accepted that she's the beta and
that Lemmy is the alpha.

Speaker 1 (28:34):
What would the c be wa alpha beta? What's the
sea Chada chada? Yeah, she's she's Chester cheetah.

Speaker 4 (28:43):
But she knows where she is in the pecking order
of the house.

Speaker 2 (28:47):
So what happens when Lemmy is not around? I don't
mean dead, but if he's not around, how does what's order?
How's order of stored in the Witting household?

Speaker 1 (28:54):
No, lem Mey is always around.

Speaker 4 (28:56):
We can talk, can't go anywhere.

Speaker 3 (28:57):
But when we go to Mexico, we got it. Seriously,
we have four people because he's a serialcation. He's like
having a serial cure. You have to have twenty four
hour operation on it. No, No, because I can't or
if I don't know if somebody's there with him, I
can't relax. So when we go to Mexico, we have
a four people individual. So he's with him in my
house twenty four hours a day.

Speaker 4 (29:18):
John understand this. There's a fire at the house Dwight's
going back in because the fireman said, we don't see
your wife. For Lemmy, they you can't go back in there.
You can't go back in, And Dwight runs back in,
but the roof's about to collapse. He has only a
couple of seconds and he has to choose between Lemmy

(29:38):
and Susan.

Speaker 1 (29:39):
Oh no, Susan should know better.

Speaker 4 (29:43):
Susan is gonna go I get it. Yeah, she should
know better, and the roof is going to collapse on
her and her in. Dwight and let me He'll get
let me out.

Speaker 1 (29:51):
Maybe if you wouldn't have took so much time getting.

Speaker 3 (29:53):
Out, messing with all your he's starting, good tucky basketball,
you wouldn't be in this mess.

Speaker 4 (29:58):
He's starting to sweat thinking about it, as he knows
it's the decision.

Speaker 1 (30:01):
Oh no, there's no She should know better.

Speaker 3 (30:05):
If it's her, if it's a human being that can rationalize,
you could talk to and say, you know, let's get
out now.

Speaker 1 (30:11):
It's on her man, but the dog not so much.

Speaker 4 (30:13):
It's her fault. She didn't get out of the fire.

Speaker 1 (30:15):
That's exactly what it is.

Speaker 2 (30:16):
What if Lemmy gets out and goes back in.

Speaker 1 (30:19):
Hang on my bit is the Jaytown Fire Department. They're
all hot. Let me do my makeup, let me do it.

Speaker 4 (30:25):
No, maybe she was trying to get Lemmy out and
twisted her ankle and now she's hurt.

Speaker 1 (30:30):
But the intention of say lady, not on my watch.

Speaker 4 (30:35):
Stand back, ladies, he's all mine.

Speaker 3 (30:38):
Now here's what I would do, Susan. I'm coming back
for you after I get Lemmy. But sign this paperwork.
Sign this is your responsible.

Speaker 4 (30:51):
People go back for their dogs and die. Of course,
they happens all the time. The guy in Hawaii, well,
you mean go back.

Speaker 1 (30:58):
You don't even leave the house with without your dog.

Speaker 4 (31:02):
What if you're in a different part of the house
than you got out and you go back in the
dog happens all the time.

Speaker 1 (31:05):
I'm not getting out of the house to get let me.

Speaker 4 (31:08):
The two guys were running and we're gonna get out
of the little firestorm, not huge firestorm in Hawaii. And
the guy tells the story. He said, I know his
buddy looked at him and said, I gotta go back.
I can't let him back there. And the dude said okay,
and he ran off, got in his car and took
off and lived. And then they found that guy and

(31:29):
he was on top of the dog, and both of
them were burnt up.

Speaker 3 (31:32):
Even if they'd smoke in elation. I give him a
little doggy CPR and say stuff like.

Speaker 1 (31:36):
Don't you die on me? Thank you, Scruffy Skittles, you too.

Speaker 4 (31:45):
You might go see the New Superman. No, yes, you will.
You know why because it's based around a dog, super
Dog the whole movie. I saw the director and producer
yesterday on CBS Sunday morning. He goes, we did this
movie because of the dog.

Speaker 1 (31:59):
Huh.

Speaker 4 (31:59):
The dog is the It's all revolves around the dog.
And Superman is not unbeatable. He's he's more beautible, vulnerable.

Speaker 2 (32:08):
He's not so super Yes.

Speaker 1 (32:10):
They find out. They find out that his vulnerability has
always been his feeling.

Speaker 4 (32:14):
And the dog has a cape.

Speaker 1 (32:16):
Oh nice, but he chews on it.

Speaker 4 (32:18):
Yeah, that's the thing is that he's unruly. He's always
nipping at his ankles and stuff. All right, we are
done for the day. The boys are coming up next
to Big Beautiful Bill. They'll update you on where they
are with that. I believe they're voting on that today.
They went through the night discussing it, and of course
we'll be back tomorrow after Terry Miners at three pm

(32:39):
and then Nick Coffee in the morning.

Speaker 1 (32:40):
See you later.

Speaker 4 (32:41):
Thank you, Johnny News RADIOW eight forty WHA.

Speaker 1 (32:44):
I love you Ma,
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