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Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, the persuaders, did you eat you?
Speaker 2 (00:03):
I was trans transported to a bar or a place
where that band is playing, and you know that the
heating and air doesn't work really well. How smoking is
very smoky and there's that it's because the whole top
of the bar is all smoked. And and everyone is
sweating as they're dancing, like you're just topp to bottom,
just sweating on each other. And how low is that ceiling? Now? Ceiling?
Speaker 3 (00:30):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (00:31):
And uh, and those floors a little sticky. But people
back then, people back then from the drinks, so spill drinks.
Speaker 1 (00:42):
Movie theaters where these floors are sticky too.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
But you know, like dirty dancing or when you're essentually dancing.
Back then, it was hot to be uh lack of
a better word, hot to be sweating on the other person,
and you were all sweaty. Now people be like your thought,
you're all sweaty.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
I was touching me for that was the good news,
because teenage Fad Dwight was always sweaty.
Speaker 4 (01:05):
Because it was fat. Yeah, so I was in.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
Twenty degrees and he's got a tissue.
Speaker 4 (01:10):
Oh my gosh, did you just work out?
Speaker 2 (01:12):
No?
Speaker 4 (01:12):
I just peeled an orange.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
All right, let's get back to this list.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
Okay, let's do ask men.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
Let's go through this list and say nerd or stupid
or Okay. So women don't pay for dates, so it's
really on the guy. So if the guy's going to
date a lot, he's gonna have to carve out some money.
So nowadays it's kind of you got to budget this
because the economy kind of crazy. Things are expensive, Restaurants
(01:43):
are expensive. So what are we gonna do here? So
askman dot com said, well, give us some ideas, guys
on what dates you've done that had been successful, they
didn't cost you a lot of money.
Speaker 4 (01:53):
Tell me what works best for you.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
Here's number one.
Speaker 4 (01:55):
Okay, number one, let's.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
Go on a picnic.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
My wife and I've done that.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
Yeah, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa whah, you were married.
Speaker 3 (02:04):
We did it before we were married.
Speaker 5 (02:05):
Okay, but not your first date. Our first date was
back when we were both in high school.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
Oh wow.
Speaker 4 (02:11):
See, that's the thing.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
When you started dating a girl, you say yes to
all this jerky stuff because you know well you know,
But then after you have stablished the relationship, you go
kidding me, how are we we are I went through
that initiation.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
Uh, I knew somebody my age that was on a
first date with someone younger and he took her on
a picnic and he called her what was the U?
What was the English spy knockoff from the nineteen sixties,
but he did it in the eighties.
Speaker 4 (02:37):
Oh, Austin Power.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
Austin Power. She goes, what are you, Austin Powers?
Speaker 1 (02:42):
I want to get back to John Alden's picnic. Oh wait,
band name Johns Picnic.
Speaker 4 (02:48):
That's a band.
Speaker 3 (02:49):
That's a indie rock band.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
That's an indie indie rock band. So what did you
do on your picnic? Did you the whole bit the
blanket that.
Speaker 4 (02:56):
We did play a night?
Speaker 5 (02:58):
We had a picnic basket. It really was very stereotypically.
We went to Bernheim Forest.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
Oh boy, Oh.
Speaker 3 (03:07):
She wanted to do this.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
Yeah, did you wear your tweet nineteen twenties clothes and say, hey,
when we got done with that, we're gonna push a
hoop down the road with a stick.
Speaker 5 (03:16):
I probably looked exactly as I do every day teacher.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
She knew what she was, well, she did.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
Did you have the you know, the nineteen twenties picnic
basket with the plates and the silverware and the whole basiness.
Speaker 5 (03:27):
I don't know if it had the plates in the silverwear,
but I had, you know, like the little you know,
you open it from the top.
Speaker 3 (03:31):
It was kind of wooded looking. What the hell you
would find that thing? Look, we underaven Remember.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
We understand you're not blowing your money on your wardrobe.
Speaker 3 (03:39):
Absolutely, that's my badge of honor.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
Here, and you're all saying it wrong. It's picnic picnic
basket Amazon.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
I'm gonna go to Amazon right now to find out
how much a picnic basket costs.
Speaker 4 (03:51):
So what did you eat? Hang on, I will get
back to your story. I'm just curious.
Speaker 5 (03:55):
I've never met I think it was just you know,
like sandwiches or something. I don't think it was things
super exciting.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
When you get into it, after like three minutes, you're like,
why did I do this?
Speaker 5 (04:05):
It was a really nice day, if I remember, like
I said, we were in Bernheim Forrest. You ever been
out there in county?
Speaker 2 (04:09):
Bernheim is great?
Speaker 4 (04:10):
It was a really pleasant.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
Bernheim is nice.
Speaker 3 (04:14):
It is nice.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
I've been going there, says I was a kid. The
first thing I bought Jackie were on her first date
and we were at one of those like markets and
I bought her a picnic basket. She wanted it, and
she was like, oh, I don't won't buy it. And
I said, did you want that? She said, yeah, I
bought it for She kept that until for I don't
know how many years, six, sixteen, seventeen years. And then
John when he was Chris Farley, not the rocket scientist,
(04:38):
he fell while carrying that basket and crushed it like
Chris Farley. Oh, and had to tell.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
His mother that's an appropriate ending.
Speaker 4 (04:48):
Yeah, I like it.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
Okay, picnic basket forty one bucks forty yeah, okay, let's
get back to the story. Sorry to chase the squirrel.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
Next thing is, I don't mind this on a second, third,
fourth date, but she has to be into it. If
you say, hey, let's go hiking. It doesn't cost anything. Really, yeah,
but who wants to exercise on a date. That's what
I'm saying. You gotta make sure she's into that let's
go hiking. Maybe she's like, I don't think so.
Speaker 5 (05:16):
That's just the first step. Soon you'll be doing five
k's on Thanksgiving if you're doing that.
Speaker 6 (05:20):
So.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
My in laws, Scott and Kathy they'll go on vacation.
Let's start posting pictures. And they got these backpacks on
and they're like Arizona Wars even hotter, you know, and
they're like, hey, look at ask. We just hiked Scorpion
Mountain or something stupid.
Speaker 6 (05:36):
You know.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
I'm like that you could have exercised here.
Speaker 3 (05:39):
I don't mind that they play no one like you
when you get to the top. All right, that's a
slow clasp.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
Uh number three, So we're zero for too here. Nerdville
is striking out ice cream.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
Okay, now you got my attention, specifically a chocolate extreme
blizzard with extra stuff from dairy Queen.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
On this one, I'm iffy on this one because if
you meet for drinks.
Speaker 4 (06:08):
Okay, can I tell you where this goes wrong?
Speaker 2 (06:09):
Where does it go wrong?
Speaker 1 (06:12):
There's nothing grosser than dairy breath except for protein shake breath.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
I don't think. I didn't think dairy breath had a breath.
Speaker 4 (06:21):
Yeah, oh you kidding me?
Speaker 5 (06:22):
The same thing as like breast milk breath. But that
could be if it is. It's gross if you got breast.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
About who's your drinking bass milk?
Speaker 4 (06:35):
Hey you guys, Hey guys.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
Maybe shoot the basketball better with breast milk.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
A freak heym John Allen, y'all want to try something
that's breast milk that I brought in from home?
Speaker 3 (06:45):
No, John Allen, we don't Alden what I say.
Speaker 4 (06:50):
He's I'm really losing.
Speaker 3 (06:52):
It, all right, you are?
Speaker 2 (06:53):
Yeah, you were slurring yesterday. All right, here we go.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
I think this has to do with this horrible injury
I have. I don't the listeners know this or not.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
Uh, this one's not bad, but nerdy, okay, game night
as in board game night.
Speaker 4 (07:09):
I wouldn't mind that, Okay, I wouldn't mind well, hang on.
Speaker 2 (07:14):
Or drinks involved or drinks not involved. But you got
to do that at her house or your house, and
I don't think that's comfortable to do that on a
first or second date. Like, hey, just come over to
my house and we'll play board games. Most girls are
gonna go, I'm not coming to your house.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
And then you say, oh my gosh, I forgot all
of my board games. They're in my bedroom, so come
on back here. I'd say this is in this game,
by the way, it's called Twister.
Speaker 5 (07:39):
If your first or second date is with somebody that
you've already known, but you've just never.
Speaker 2 (07:44):
That's a different deal.
Speaker 3 (07:46):
Could maybe work in that. Yeah, I agree, I agree.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
Yeah. It depends on the game too, Like if you
go on Monopoly, you're gonna be there for seven hours,
you know what I mean?
Speaker 4 (07:54):
Okay, this was.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
And these work for sober dating. I think there's gotta
be a website sober dating dot com. Right, stuff to
do on sober if you're gonna meet other so one.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
Way to find out. I hear we got to John.
I can see John Auden in there.
Speaker 2 (08:07):
Well he drink. John drinks breast milk.
Speaker 1 (08:09):
So yeah, well that that's his alter ego.
Speaker 4 (08:12):
John Allen is the one that drinks.
Speaker 3 (08:13):
It's the same thing as breast milk.
Speaker 2 (08:15):
Am I right? He wants that one back. He wants
that one back.
Speaker 3 (08:20):
I can see sober dating dot Com.
Speaker 2 (08:22):
By the way, Oh really, okay, that's we gotta do
that then, because I think that's important. If sobriety is
important to you, it's it's okay. I think it's tough
to date if if the other person is kind of
a medium hard drinker.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
Here's one called the Phoenix. It's sober dating.
Speaker 2 (08:41):
Okay. Why would you call it the phoenix? Oh? Because you're.
Speaker 4 (08:46):
Oh no, no, this is an article.
Speaker 2 (08:48):
Oh the phoenix.
Speaker 4 (08:49):
What is what is the best?
Speaker 6 (08:50):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (08:50):
Okay, single and sober single and sober? All right, that's
a good that's a pretty good name. It's a pretty
good name.
Speaker 4 (08:58):
Love and recovery. That's a good name. That is a
great that's a great name.
Speaker 2 (09:01):
That would be great because most marriages, and if you
go to treatment, they'll tell you at the beginning, for
the married folks, they'll go, if you're in a marriage,
there is a fifty to fifty chance. Well, then you
come out of this sobriety that you will not last
because the job was she you messed up, she puts
(09:22):
you back together.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
That was some of the toughest when I was in
prison ministry, the toughest conversations to have with some of
these young men. And when I mean young men, some
of them are eighteen. And there was a prison There
was one instance where he got addicted to meth amphetamine.
This young man did and so I'm talking to him.
You know, you started having conversations week after week after week.
(09:45):
He told me, Yeah, I got hooked on methafetamine because
I lived with my mother and my aunt and they
both got me into these. They both got me using this,
and so when it came for him to get paroled,
I had to have a tough conversation to say, you
know what, but you got to have new people, places
and things, and sometimes you can't live there. Sometimes new
people means not your family.
Speaker 2 (10:06):
No, no, that's rule number one. I remember being at
some of these.
Speaker 1 (10:11):
Wonder if I could use the excuse and see, hey, Kathy,
Kathy Young, I'm going through recovery at the moment, I can't.
Speaker 3 (10:19):
Believe it or not.
Speaker 2 (10:19):
I've been through some of these programs over the last
thirty I started drinking in high school and of non
drink for thirteen years. I've went back to drinking and
I've gone back or whatever. But they will tell you.
One of them was they made us write a list
of the people we have fun with on day one,
and then they go, okay, give it to us. Boom,
(10:40):
these people are out of your life. And unless these
people are not out of your life, you're going to
go back. And then we were like, we know these
guys' names and persons names now, and it's just like
they're right. So you got to separate yourself for sure.
Speaker 1 (10:52):
That's a good tactic, A couple more names of a
single sober dating sites and we'll move on. Twelve step match.
That's pretty good.
Speaker 2 (10:59):
That is a pretty good one.
Speaker 4 (11:00):
Here's the two of them are hinge? The hell would
what is that?
Speaker 2 (11:05):
I think it's a gay site?
Speaker 3 (11:07):
No hints, No, Hinge is not a gay day.
Speaker 2 (11:09):
Oh it's not.
Speaker 4 (11:09):
No, it's a sober day.
Speaker 2 (11:11):
I know one of them is gay. What is that?
Speaker 4 (11:13):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (11:14):
Is that Grinder's grinder? Okay? Bumble?
Speaker 3 (11:19):
Something else?
Speaker 1 (11:20):
I used to the hook I used to do that
when I was in sales. I'd bet my cubicle and
it get quiet and go, is anyone else having trouble
logging on the grinder site?
Speaker 2 (11:30):
Such an idiot? So we had a really nice one
of Jackie's best friends. She was sweet, sweetheart girl, and
she was she didn't know what sight to be on
when she got divorced, and she was on Bumble and
she was like, Oh, these guys just want to hook up.
And one of her friends, the other friend, was like,
that's the hookup site. You got to go to the
other one that's dating with the real guys. All right,
So let's go to uh, Pizza Night.
Speaker 1 (11:53):
Bos Pizza Baby.
Speaker 2 (11:54):
Okay, Yeah, that's a good that's a good deal. I
don't know about this one open mic night.
Speaker 4 (11:59):
No, oh not open mic.
Speaker 2 (12:00):
Note you want to go to a pro.
Speaker 4 (12:02):
No, but you want to go to a pro because
they listen. And this is dead serious.
Speaker 1 (12:05):
My first date with any girl that I cared about
was always the comedy caravan because I would pick her
up and I'd have.
Speaker 4 (12:12):
To do ten minutes of stick to get her to
the club.
Speaker 1 (12:16):
We would get into the bar and we start talking
with people we might know, and then the comics came up.
They made her laugh, and all you heard the next
day was, oh my gosh, you're so funny.
Speaker 2 (12:26):
I did the comic does the heavy lifting, absolutely, because
they don't remember what you said. They remember how you
how they felt when they were you were with them,
so that's all they're going to remember. It was like,
I laughed all night. I think I'm going date number two.
Speaker 1 (12:39):
And then the horror of waking up with me when
I do the thing.
Speaker 2 (12:42):
Well, if she's got daddy issues and that insecure that
she wakes up with you after her first date.
Speaker 1 (12:48):
Yeah, but I look like an alien. She's got to
have alien issues with these long arms. I look like
et naked.
Speaker 2 (12:52):
Here's here's a nerd one sunsets. Just go out for
the sunset for first date. What are we doing? Hey,
what do you want to do? We're gonna go out
to the river's First of all, don't ask her to
go to the river's edge. Uh, we're going down by
the river where people won't be able to see us.
Speaker 6 (13:13):
You ever been in the back of a real cargo van.
Speaker 2 (13:16):
I know a guy this next one. I know a
guy that was pretty handy with the ladies, good looking guy,
TV personality right, he had it all. He did this
and the girl loved it. Like they dated for a
long time. So first date, he took her to the
paint and sip night where you ye's one there's one
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next to Kroger and I don't know what's called, but
you go and you paint something like they have a
vase and they're like painter's base and they serve wine.
Speaker 6 (13:48):
See.
Speaker 1 (13:48):
I went in there nude and I said that's okay, ladies,
here we go and I just robed to do so
they can do a tasteful nude of me.
Speaker 4 (13:55):
And they said, lady, you can't be in here.
Speaker 6 (13:58):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (13:58):
Well, the biggest question will like you keep asking the
instructor is that five rolls on the stomach are four?
And then he'd pull he'd pull one of the rolls
up and then he'd go, oh, French fry.
Speaker 1 (14:13):
No, the painting and the wine thing that's for ladies
and tip. That's for girl friends to go out. That's
not a couple things.
Speaker 2 (14:20):
Man. Some use it as a as a deal.
Speaker 1 (14:23):
Uh you know what, you know what game I like
to play as a couple. Quiet as a church mouse?
Speaker 2 (14:29):
All right, Uh, here's I'm not sure who you're getting
involved with. If the first date is volunteering, I don't know, dude.
Speaker 4 (14:39):
I'm fifty to fifty on that.
Speaker 2 (14:40):
He took me on a date. Yeah, what y'all do?
Will we picked up trash around Saint Matthew?
Speaker 4 (14:46):
Hey, goodness, is its great? You could keep anything you found.
Speaker 3 (14:49):
That's like a prison.
Speaker 2 (14:51):
Yeah, that's like a prison date. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (14:52):
Yeah, we get to keep anything.
Speaker 1 (14:54):
We put these overalls on anything we find we can keep.
Speaker 3 (14:58):
We get to keep what we can an orange.
Speaker 4 (15:00):
Hey, look, here's half a cat.
Speaker 6 (15:01):
You want it?
Speaker 2 (15:02):
Matter of fact, I've done that, and it's frustrating because
there's so much trash just around a trash can and
It's like you couldn't move to your feet, you couldn't
bend your fat ass over and pick it up. Last one,
I'm not I think I would do this. This is
the only one. I would do the rest of them?
Nerd I do an art gallery?
Speaker 4 (15:21):
How is that?
Speaker 3 (15:22):
Come on you to do that?
Speaker 2 (15:28):
You know? I would? You know what, I'd make up
things about the painting too. I would Everything would be false.
Speaker 1 (15:34):
And he would wear he would wear like a scarf.
Speaker 2 (15:36):
Thing's it depends on the girl. Come on, I swear
it depends on the girl. Classy a pipe? Those little
bubble I'm not gonna do a pipe.
Speaker 1 (15:49):
No, you got to do a pipe? What do you
call a guy with no arms and no legs hanging
on the wall?
Speaker 2 (15:55):
Art art?
Speaker 6 (15:56):
So?
Speaker 2 (15:57):
Uh, but you could do that. Here's how I would it.
I go, hey, here's what we're gonna do. I need
you to dress as the most uptight art person you
can do it. I'll do the.
Speaker 3 (16:08):
Same and we'll go to an arc outy. I bet
you and Jackie have done this.
Speaker 2 (16:11):
Oh, we love our galleries. Okay, not contemporary art galleries.
But because they'll contemporary art galleries, they'll just have a
sheet hanging from the ceiling with a paint spurring on it,
and they'll call that lonely? What is this piece called?
Speaker 1 (16:30):
Where? Eighty four?
Speaker 4 (16:34):
W h as?
Speaker 2 (16:37):
You're good?
Speaker 3 (16:38):
All right?
Speaker 4 (16:39):
What happened?
Speaker 2 (16:40):
Lots of Pasta? You should go on a date to
lots of Pasta. The coffee shop used to be the cafe,
plenty of room, got a big screen TV. I'd do that.
Speaker 1 (16:47):
Hey, we just just like to go on to pass
the day with me.
Speaker 4 (16:51):
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Speaker 2 (17:12):
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Speaker 2 (18:04):
Of Austin from w AMC said he met his fiance
from Hinge. Which which side is that.
Speaker 3 (18:11):
It's a dating site? What makes it special?
Speaker 2 (18:14):
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (18:15):
I remember its tagline was like your this is the
app you're meant to delete or something like that.
Speaker 1 (18:19):
I thought it was like a Russian bride site. Are
you sure where is Austin?
Speaker 2 (18:24):
Do we know that Austin is? Do we know that
Austin doesn't have a Russian bride. We don't know that
he ordered one.
Speaker 4 (18:29):
I don't know if she ever came in.
Speaker 2 (18:31):
I did end up missing ide disappearing.
Speaker 1 (18:35):
I did see some black headed lady at the front
desk with a bunch of stamps on her forehead.
Speaker 4 (18:39):
That might be her.
Speaker 2 (18:40):
That's it all right back after this news Radio eight
forty w HS.
Speaker 4 (18:46):
Concerts.
Speaker 1 (18:47):
Colore, Baby, it's time to announce the Texas Roadhouse concert Series.
Speaker 2 (18:53):
Okay, I didn't know what you were talking about.
Speaker 1 (18:56):
Got some good ones, man, I'm not gonna run them all,
but thank you.
Speaker 2 (19:00):
Joey Straighter on India's list, I guess I gotta tell you.
Indiana's list was spectacular.
Speaker 4 (19:06):
Oh, I didn't know what what is that?
Speaker 5 (19:07):
Indian hours were all free though, right, thank you Bigger
Acts at Kentucky State for you.
Speaker 3 (19:13):
We used to when they had the Freedom Hall shows.
Speaker 2 (19:15):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (19:16):
Aaron Tippin, that's pretty good one.
Speaker 3 (19:18):
Who Nick Coffee will love that one.
Speaker 1 (19:20):
Avery Anna don't know that Blue Oyster Cult, that's a
good one. C NC Music Factory, come on, come on,
feel it, feel it.
Speaker 2 (19:31):
That would be awesome. BOC, I love BOC. And if
you're ever in rock Creata, you can't see Blue Oyster Cult.
You have to say BOC. Oh, and didn't they do
taking care of business?
Speaker 1 (19:41):
No?
Speaker 2 (19:42):
Who did take care business?
Speaker 4 (19:43):
T O?
Speaker 6 (19:44):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (19:44):
Sorry, another beat? Another three letter band.
Speaker 1 (19:47):
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Come out of bush or call it. When I work
seven to midnight Monday through Friday on q m F,
I'll say the BOC on q.
Speaker 2 (20:00):
F sound like a nerd.
Speaker 4 (20:02):
Well, I'm a nerd.
Speaker 1 (20:03):
Classic noise from the Floyd Boys, Gary Puckett and the Union.
Speaker 2 (20:08):
This is in a bad list.
Speaker 1 (20:09):
It's not terrible, Grand Funk, Railroad, great Southern.
Speaker 4 (20:13):
I don't know who that Grand Funk.
Speaker 2 (20:14):
I would go see that as long as it's mostly
the original guys, or it's just the bass player.
Speaker 1 (20:19):
It's from the original band. So the original they do
that all the time. Oh my, it's the original lighting group. Yeah,
they go say Molly had.
Speaker 2 (20:27):
To what Yeah, And most of the guys, the guys
are so old they're like yeah. The bass player, they're like, yeah,
go out play the songs. We don't care Where're retired.
Speaker 1 (20:35):
Home Free anybody know who that is?
Speaker 2 (20:39):
Home Free?
Speaker 6 (20:41):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (20:41):
E Jimi Hendricks, what the song is that?
Speaker 4 (20:44):
That's stone Free?
Speaker 2 (20:45):
Stone Free?
Speaker 4 (20:47):
Jay and the Americans level ground.
Speaker 2 (20:50):
Okay, here's one for you.
Speaker 4 (20:52):
What little Anthony?
Speaker 2 (20:54):
Hey all sixty Now wait a minute, timeout? Are these
concerts that we are outside at the old the Cardinals Stadium?
Speaker 3 (21:04):
Is not there any no?
Speaker 6 (21:05):
No?
Speaker 4 (21:05):
There? Do in the parking lot? Oh?
Speaker 2 (21:06):
A parking lot show?
Speaker 4 (21:08):
It's pretty good?
Speaker 3 (21:09):
Okay, that's why.
Speaker 2 (21:12):
What's thanks Kentucky State Fair?
Speaker 1 (21:14):
Well free?
Speaker 2 (21:14):
Hey you guys are playing the parking lot?
Speaker 3 (21:16):
What bring your own lawn chair?
Speaker 4 (21:19):
Well, they got chairs there.
Speaker 3 (21:20):
I'm kidding seriously.
Speaker 2 (21:22):
Some of these bands are like, where are we setting up?
Are you guys in our parking lot? What next to
the gas tanker?
Speaker 1 (21:28):
Well, listen, it's on the parking lot because the faris
in August and the blacktop absorbs all the heat, so
that way it stays.
Speaker 3 (21:38):
Cool for you.
Speaker 1 (21:39):
Worse, because it stays cool for you because all the
heat goes straight down into the black asphalt and it
stores it so you'll have a cooler experience.
Speaker 5 (21:49):
This maybe a stupid question, but why can't they use
the same field they use for Bourbon and Beyond and
Louder than Life and use one of those bits.
Speaker 2 (21:55):
That is a fantastic question, I think, because the audience
is quite smaller though.
Speaker 7 (22:01):
But you would get a bigger audience. He's right, He's
got a great point. It's there, right there. Here's what
put Danny Wimmer in charge of it.
Speaker 2 (22:11):
What are we doing? Danny books and bands for the fair? Okay,
because wait a minute, the fair is in late in
the season, and isn't It isn't.
Speaker 3 (22:20):
The late September, in September, October, all of September is Yeah,
both those fans.
Speaker 2 (22:26):
But at the same time, bro.
Speaker 1 (22:30):
Achilles, it hurts.
Speaker 4 (22:32):
Ah.
Speaker 1 (22:35):
I want to do this, get through these concert announcements.
Speaker 4 (22:40):
Sometimes the pad it just gets it just gets to
be too bad. I try to be strong for John Olien.
Speaker 2 (22:50):
Anybody all right?
Speaker 1 (22:52):
Sorry, oh god, sorry, I had a week moment, had
a week moment.
Speaker 4 (22:55):
He damn you, Achilles tended.
Speaker 2 (22:58):
Has Danny Wimmer sent you a get well hard yet? No?
Speaker 4 (23:01):
And I can't contact him because that's.
Speaker 2 (23:03):
Here's the thing. Did you embarrass yourself? I'm not going
to say, Johnny, you don't want to go to dinner,
don't let don't let me get the information wrong. He
did not go to dinner with dinner Danny Wimmer. He
was at a dinner that Danny Wimmer was.
Speaker 3 (23:16):
At so he's in proximity. That correct.
Speaker 1 (23:18):
So that's what it was, and then we'll get back
to well, let me.
Speaker 2 (23:21):
Just say this, what's the last one? What's the least one?
Speaker 4 (23:24):
Sammy Kershaw?
Speaker 1 (23:26):
Oh and my buddy's Wild the Wild Wilde will be
playing out there as well. But okay, so here's the
Danny win Wimmer story. He wanted to say thank you
to certain individuals that worked along with David Beck and
others to make things possible.
Speaker 2 (23:45):
My wife is one of those people, by default, way
more important than you.
Speaker 1 (23:49):
I got to go to this dinner. It's very small dinner.
Speaker 2 (23:53):
He's the plus one instead of Susan being the plus one.
Speaker 1 (23:57):
So I'm guessing there's probably twenty people at this dinner,
including Danny Wimmer, all of them very influential. Except for me.
Speaker 2 (24:09):
I'm the only guy for disaster.
Speaker 1 (24:12):
I'm the only guy that's not like a famous person
or somebody with pool, you know what I mean.
Speaker 4 (24:17):
And so we're at the dinner and somebody does this thing.
Speaker 2 (24:20):
It was it was Uhtre was no, it was the mayor,
it was somebody big.
Speaker 3 (24:26):
They did the right.
Speaker 2 (24:28):
Yeah, it's the international sign for a shut up. I
got something to say.
Speaker 1 (24:31):
So everybody shuts up and I'm down at one end
of the table, and the guy says.
Speaker 4 (24:35):
You know, with great fortitude, we've moved forward.
Speaker 1 (24:38):
What ever said, I wasn't listening, and everybody clapped and
he sat down. Then Danny Wimmer got up and he did.
Speaker 4 (24:46):
Like that.
Speaker 1 (24:46):
Yeah, he stood up and started talking. He said, listen,
thanks to you all, we're able to move this revenue
in the taxes and whatever. Gave a great speech because
he's Danny Wimmer and that's what he is, a genius.
He sits down, so I thought, wait a minute, jokes coming.
Speaker 4 (24:59):
Three.
Speaker 1 (25:00):
As soon as he sat down, no, I took my knife.
Speaker 2 (25:03):
I did this, oh no on.
Speaker 1 (25:06):
My glass and my wife says no, and everybody looked
down at me, and I just looked down at the
entire table and I went, oh, I'm sorry. I was
just trying to get my tequila settled.
Speaker 4 (25:17):
Is this bothering you all?
Speaker 3 (25:19):
And then.
Speaker 1 (25:21):
And then Danny Wimmer stood up and he goes, no, no, no,
say something, Dwight, say something. So I stood up and
I said, if I made the mayor sing right next
to it, and said, well, if I could just speak
for our mayor Craig Greenberg his eyes. I forgot what
I said, something stupid that.
Speaker 6 (25:41):
I sat down.
Speaker 1 (25:41):
I would have got up and left it, but my
wife was like she was digging her nails into my
back with your teeth, like when I was standing up doing.
Speaker 2 (25:49):
Until this point.
Speaker 4 (25:51):
That was five doubles before we ate.
Speaker 2 (25:54):
That's not too bad for you.
Speaker 4 (25:55):
No, it's not too bad.
Speaker 2 (25:58):
You think simple. I'm trying. I wanna get a pein
job for John's crown vic.
Speaker 1 (26:02):
Hey, you know what John over at the Simple Bodyshop
dot com.
Speaker 4 (26:06):
Look, people have been constantly sending me message.
Speaker 1 (26:09):
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Speaker 2 (26:45):
All right, folks, I have a story. You know, John's
getting used to I have ai they're gonna end us stories,
and I have another one that you should go. Oh
my lord, are you kidding me? I got another one
of those stories, and we're gonna do that here in
a couple of minutes. So please keep it where you
got it. News Radio eight forty.
Speaker 4 (27:03):
Lock it in, Lock it in, knock it in. But
you know what, have you talked about your toilet lately?
Speaker 1 (27:09):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (27:10):
John, I don't. I don't want to profess love for
another man.
Speaker 4 (27:17):
But if it's John Bergen, You've got.
Speaker 2 (27:19):
John Bergen from b K Plumbing Supply. It's it's my
love because he called me the only.
Speaker 1 (27:25):
Time I don't play Uh, the only person I will
not play cards with right is John Bergen.
Speaker 2 (27:30):
You know why?
Speaker 1 (27:31):
Because every hand is a flush?
Speaker 6 (27:33):
You nice, thank you.
Speaker 2 (27:36):
John Bergen owns BK Plumbing Supply. He called me six
eight months ago and said I'm going to change your life,
and he was He didn't talk like that, but uh,
he got me a toilet, the Nexus seven it is uh.
Toto is the manufacturer. We talked to a former seal
that went, oh, I've got I used those when I
was in Korea. He goes, no, don't be afraid. They're
(27:58):
the best thing. Ever, once you use one of these toilets.
Speaker 6 (28:01):
We're happened to use your toto when we were crost
from the oor controil. That would sh down, it would
blow a wind on me, it would clean me. We
couldn't have maybe woke into the trail with thank you,
thank you.
Speaker 4 (28:14):
That's bad Samuel.
Speaker 2 (28:15):
All right, so uh get this toilet for BK plumbing supply.
Is that it's not what it because people get those
bidets and it's just the thing you replace the lid
or the seat with. That's not it. This is an
entire toilet system self Cleaning's got that blue light that
sanitizes the bowl. Uh, the seat is heated, the water
is warmed when you're getting yourself cleaned up. Uh. And
(28:36):
also it has an air dryer down there so once
you're finished, Uh, it's just like and the guy's kind
of a way is swinging the wind. So once you're
done drying very little toilet paper, just a little dab dab,
you're good. So this is at first, Jackie was like,
I don't know, now she won't use any other toilet
in the middle of the night when you walk in
(28:58):
its senses that you walked in the room, and the
light comes on below the bowl so you can see
just enough not to wake you up, but just enough
to be able to get your business done. And the
lid comes up automatically like it's Star Trek, and the
blue light hits the water so it sanitizes the water
before you even use it. Why, because you're the king
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on news radioaight fortys
All right, the persuaders, did you eat you?
Speaker 2 (00:03):
I was trans transported to a bar or a place
where that band is playing, and you know that the
heating and air doesn't work really well. How smoking is
very smoky and there's that it's because the whole top
of the bar is all smoked. And and everyone is
sweating as they're dancing, like you're just topp to bottom,
just sweating on each other. And how low is that ceiling? Now? Ceiling?
Speaker 3 (00:30):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (00:31):
And uh, and those floors a little sticky. But people
back then, people back then from the drinks, so spill drinks.
Speaker 1 (00:42):
Movie theaters where these floors are sticky too.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
But you know, like dirty dancing or when you're essentually dancing.
Back then, it was hot to be uh lack of
a better word, hot to be sweating on the other person,
and you were all sweaty. Now people be like your thought,
you're all sweaty.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
I was touching me for that was the good news,
because teenage Fad Dwight was always sweaty.
Speaker 4 (01:05):
Because it was fat. Yeah, so I was in.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
Twenty degrees and he's got a tissue.
Speaker 4 (01:10):
Oh my gosh, did you just work out?
Speaker 2 (01:12):
No?
Speaker 4 (01:12):
I just peeled an orange.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
All right, let's get back to this list.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
Okay, let's do ask men.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
Let's go through this list and say nerd or stupid
or Okay. So women don't pay for dates, so it's
really on the guy. So if the guy's going to
date a lot, he's gonna have to carve out some money.
So nowadays it's kind of you got to budget this
because the economy kind of crazy. Things are expensive, Restaurants
(01:43):
are expensive. So what are we gonna do here? So
askman dot com said, well, give us some ideas, guys
on what dates you've done that had been successful, they
didn't cost you a lot of money.
Speaker 4 (01:53):
Tell me what works best for you.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
Here's number one.
Speaker 4 (01:55):
Okay, number one, let's.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
Go on a picnic.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
My wife and I've done that.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
Yeah, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa whah, you were married.
Speaker 3 (02:04):
We did it before we were married.
Speaker 5 (02:05):
Okay, but not your first date. Our first date was
back when we were both in high school.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
Oh wow.
Speaker 4 (02:11):
See, that's the thing.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
When you started dating a girl, you say yes to
all this jerky stuff because you know well you know,
But then after you have stablished the relationship, you go
kidding me, how are we we are I went through
that initiation.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
Uh, I knew somebody my age that was on a
first date with someone younger and he took her on
a picnic and he called her what was the U?
What was the English spy knockoff from the nineteen sixties,
but he did it in the eighties.
Speaker 4 (02:37):
Oh, Austin Power.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
Austin Power. She goes, what are you, Austin Powers?
Speaker 1 (02:42):
I want to get back to John Alden's picnic. Oh wait,
band name Johns Picnic.
Speaker 4 (02:48):
That's a band.
Speaker 3 (02:49):
That's a indie rock band.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
That's an indie indie rock band. So what did you
do on your picnic? Did you the whole bit the
blanket that.
Speaker 4 (02:56):
We did play a night?
Speaker 5 (02:58):
We had a picnic basket. It really was very stereotypically.
We went to Bernheim Forest.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
Oh boy, Oh.
Speaker 3 (03:07):
She wanted to do this.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
Yeah, did you wear your tweet nineteen twenties clothes and say, hey,
when we got done with that, we're gonna push a
hoop down the road with a stick.
Speaker 5 (03:16):
I probably looked exactly as I do every day teacher.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
She knew what she was, well, she did.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
Did you have the you know, the nineteen twenties picnic
basket with the plates and the silverware and the whole basiness.
Speaker 5 (03:27):
I don't know if it had the plates in the silverwear,
but I had, you know, like the little you know,
you open it from the top.
Speaker 3 (03:31):
It was kind of wooded looking. What the hell you
would find that thing? Look, we underaven Remember.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
We understand you're not blowing your money on your wardrobe.
Speaker 3 (03:39):
Absolutely, that's my badge of honor.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
Here, and you're all saying it wrong. It's picnic picnic
basket Amazon.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
I'm gonna go to Amazon right now to find out
how much a picnic basket costs.
Speaker 4 (03:51):
So what did you eat? Hang on, I will get
back to your story. I'm just curious.
Speaker 5 (03:55):
I've never met I think it was just you know,
like sandwiches or something. I don't think it was things
super exciting.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
When you get into it, after like three minutes, you're like,
why did I do this?
Speaker 5 (04:05):
It was a really nice day, if I remember, like
I said, we were in Bernheim Forrest. You ever been
out there in county?
Speaker 2 (04:09):
Bernheim is great?
Speaker 4 (04:10):
It was a really pleasant.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
Bernheim is nice.
Speaker 3 (04:14):
It is nice.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
I've been going there, says I was a kid. The
first thing I bought Jackie were on her first date
and we were at one of those like markets and
I bought her a picnic basket. She wanted it, and
she was like, oh, I don't won't buy it. And
I said, did you want that? She said, yeah, I
bought it for She kept that until for I don't
know how many years, six, sixteen, seventeen years. And then
John when he was Chris Farley, not the rocket scientist,
(04:38):
he fell while carrying that basket and crushed it like
Chris Farley. Oh, and had to tell.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
His mother that's an appropriate ending.
Speaker 4 (04:48):
Yeah, I like it.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
Okay, picnic basket forty one bucks forty yeah, okay, let's
get back to the story. Sorry to chase the squirrel.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
Next thing is, I don't mind this on a second, third,
fourth date, but she has to be into it. If
you say, hey, let's go hiking. It doesn't cost anything. Really, yeah,
but who wants to exercise on a date. That's what
I'm saying. You gotta make sure she's into that let's
go hiking. Maybe she's like, I don't think so.
Speaker 5 (05:16):
That's just the first step. Soon you'll be doing five
k's on Thanksgiving if you're doing that.
Speaker 6 (05:20):
So.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
My in laws, Scott and Kathy they'll go on vacation.
Let's start posting pictures. And they got these backpacks on
and they're like Arizona Wars even hotter, you know, and
they're like, hey, look at ask. We just hiked Scorpion
Mountain or something stupid.
Speaker 6 (05:36):
You know.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
I'm like that you could have exercised here.
Speaker 3 (05:39):
I don't mind that they play no one like you
when you get to the top. All right, that's a
slow clasp.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
Uh number three, So we're zero for too here. Nerdville
is striking out ice cream.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
Okay, now you got my attention, specifically a chocolate extreme
blizzard with extra stuff from dairy Queen.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
On this one, I'm iffy on this one because if
you meet for drinks.
Speaker 4 (06:08):
Okay, can I tell you where this goes wrong?
Speaker 2 (06:09):
Where does it go wrong?
Speaker 1 (06:12):
There's nothing grosser than dairy breath except for protein shake breath.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
I don't think. I didn't think dairy breath had a breath.
Speaker 4 (06:21):
Yeah, oh you kidding me?
Speaker 5 (06:22):
The same thing as like breast milk breath. But that
could be if it is. It's gross if you got breast.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
About who's your drinking bass milk?
Speaker 4 (06:35):
Hey you guys, Hey guys.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
Maybe shoot the basketball better with breast milk.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
A freak heym John Allen, y'all want to try something
that's breast milk that I brought in from home?
Speaker 3 (06:45):
No, John Allen, we don't Alden what I say.
Speaker 4 (06:50):
He's I'm really losing.
Speaker 3 (06:52):
It, all right, you are?
Speaker 2 (06:53):
Yeah, you were slurring yesterday. All right, here we go.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
I think this has to do with this horrible injury
I have. I don't the listeners know this or not.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
Uh, this one's not bad, but nerdy, okay, game night
as in board game night.
Speaker 4 (07:09):
I wouldn't mind that, Okay, I wouldn't mind well, hang on.
Speaker 2 (07:14):
Or drinks involved or drinks not involved. But you got
to do that at her house or your house, and
I don't think that's comfortable to do that on a
first or second date. Like, hey, just come over to
my house and we'll play board games. Most girls are
gonna go, I'm not coming to your house.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
And then you say, oh my gosh, I forgot all
of my board games. They're in my bedroom, so come
on back here. I'd say this is in this game,
by the way, it's called Twister.
Speaker 5 (07:39):
If your first or second date is with somebody that
you've already known, but you've just never.
Speaker 2 (07:44):
That's a different deal.
Speaker 3 (07:46):
Could maybe work in that. Yeah, I agree, I agree.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
Yeah. It depends on the game too, Like if you
go on Monopoly, you're gonna be there for seven hours,
you know what I mean?
Speaker 4 (07:54):
Okay, this was.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
And these work for sober dating. I think there's gotta
be a website sober dating dot com. Right, stuff to
do on sober if you're gonna meet other so one.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
Way to find out. I hear we got to John.
I can see John Auden in there.
Speaker 2 (08:07):
Well he drink. John drinks breast milk.
Speaker 1 (08:09):
So yeah, well that that's his alter ego.
Speaker 4 (08:12):
John Allen is the one that drinks.
Speaker 3 (08:13):
It's the same thing as breast milk.
Speaker 2 (08:15):
Am I right? He wants that one back. He wants
that one back.
Speaker 3 (08:20):
I can see sober dating dot Com.
Speaker 2 (08:22):
By the way, Oh really, okay, that's we gotta do
that then, because I think that's important. If sobriety is
important to you, it's it's okay. I think it's tough
to date if if the other person is kind of
a medium hard drinker.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
Here's one called the Phoenix. It's sober dating.
Speaker 2 (08:41):
Okay. Why would you call it the phoenix? Oh? Because you're.
Speaker 4 (08:46):
Oh no, no, this is an article.
Speaker 2 (08:48):
Oh the phoenix.
Speaker 4 (08:49):
What is what is the best?
Speaker 6 (08:50):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (08:50):
Okay, single and sober single and sober? All right, that's
a good that's a pretty good name. It's a pretty
good name.
Speaker 4 (08:58):
Love and recovery. That's a good name. That is a
great that's a great name.
Speaker 2 (09:01):
That would be great because most marriages, and if you
go to treatment, they'll tell you at the beginning, for
the married folks, they'll go, if you're in a marriage,
there is a fifty to fifty chance. Well, then you
come out of this sobriety that you will not last
because the job was she you messed up, she puts
(09:22):
you back together.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
That was some of the toughest when I was in
prison ministry, the toughest conversations to have with some of
these young men. And when I mean young men, some
of them are eighteen. And there was a prison There
was one instance where he got addicted to meth amphetamine.
This young man did and so I'm talking to him.
You know, you started having conversations week after week after week.
(09:45):
He told me, Yeah, I got hooked on methafetamine because
I lived with my mother and my aunt and they
both got me into these. They both got me using this,
and so when it came for him to get paroled,
I had to have a tough conversation to say, you
know what, but you got to have new people, places
and things, and sometimes you can't live there. Sometimes new
people means not your family.
Speaker 2 (10:06):
No, no, that's rule number one. I remember being at
some of these.
Speaker 1 (10:11):
Wonder if I could use the excuse and see, hey, Kathy,
Kathy Young, I'm going through recovery at the moment, I can't.
Speaker 3 (10:19):
Believe it or not.
Speaker 2 (10:19):
I've been through some of these programs over the last
thirty I started drinking in high school and of non
drink for thirteen years. I've went back to drinking and
I've gone back or whatever. But they will tell you.
One of them was they made us write a list
of the people we have fun with on day one,
and then they go, okay, give it to us. Boom,
(10:40):
these people are out of your life. And unless these
people are not out of your life, you're going to
go back. And then we were like, we know these
guys' names and persons names now, and it's just like
they're right. So you got to separate yourself for sure.
Speaker 1 (10:52):
That's a good tactic, A couple more names of a
single sober dating sites and we'll move on. Twelve step match.
That's pretty good.
Speaker 2 (10:59):
That is a pretty good one.
Speaker 4 (11:00):
Here's the two of them are hinge? The hell would
what is that?
Speaker 2 (11:05):
I think it's a gay site?
Speaker 3 (11:07):
No hints, No, Hinge is not a gay day.
Speaker 2 (11:09):
Oh it's not.
Speaker 4 (11:09):
No, it's a sober day.
Speaker 2 (11:11):
I know one of them is gay. What is that?
Speaker 4 (11:13):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (11:14):
Is that Grinder's grinder? Okay? Bumble?
Speaker 3 (11:19):
Something else?
Speaker 1 (11:20):
I used to the hook I used to do that
when I was in sales. I'd bet my cubicle and
it get quiet and go, is anyone else having trouble
logging on the grinder site?
Speaker 2 (11:30):
Such an idiot? So we had a really nice one
of Jackie's best friends. She was sweet, sweetheart girl, and
she was she didn't know what sight to be on
when she got divorced, and she was on Bumble and
she was like, Oh, these guys just want to hook up.
And one of her friends, the other friend, was like,
that's the hookup site. You got to go to the
other one that's dating with the real guys. All right,
So let's go to uh, Pizza Night.
Speaker 1 (11:53):
Bos Pizza Baby.
Speaker 2 (11:54):
Okay, Yeah, that's a good that's a good deal. I
don't know about this one open mic night.
Speaker 4 (11:59):
No, oh not open mic.
Speaker 2 (12:00):
Note you want to go to a pro.
Speaker 4 (12:02):
No, but you want to go to a pro because
they listen. And this is dead serious.
Speaker 1 (12:05):
My first date with any girl that I cared about
was always the comedy caravan because I would pick her
up and I'd have.
Speaker 4 (12:12):
To do ten minutes of stick to get her to
the club.
Speaker 1 (12:16):
We would get into the bar and we start talking
with people we might know, and then the comics came up.
They made her laugh, and all you heard the next
day was, oh my gosh, you're so funny.
Speaker 2 (12:26):
I did the comic does the heavy lifting, absolutely, because
they don't remember what you said. They remember how you
how they felt when they were you were with them,
so that's all they're going to remember. It was like,
I laughed all night. I think I'm going date number two.
Speaker 1 (12:39):
And then the horror of waking up with me when
I do the thing.
Speaker 2 (12:42):
Well, if she's got daddy issues and that insecure that
she wakes up with you after her first date.
Speaker 1 (12:48):
Yeah, but I look like an alien. She's got to
have alien issues with these long arms. I look like
et naked.
Speaker 2 (12:52):
Here's here's a nerd one sunsets. Just go out for
the sunset for first date. What are we doing? Hey,
what do you want to do? We're gonna go out
to the river's First of all, don't ask her to
go to the river's edge. Uh, we're going down by
the river where people won't be able to see us.
Speaker 6 (13:13):
You ever been in the back of a real cargo van.
Speaker 2 (13:16):
I know a guy this next one. I know a
guy that was pretty handy with the ladies, good looking guy,
TV personality right, he had it all. He did this
and the girl loved it. Like they dated for a
long time. So first date, he took her to the
paint and sip night where you ye's one there's one
(13:39):
next to Kroger and I don't know what's called, but
you go and you paint something like they have a
vase and they're like painter's base and they serve wine.
Speaker 6 (13:48):
See.
Speaker 1 (13:48):
I went in there nude and I said that's okay, ladies,
here we go and I just robed to do so
they can do a tasteful nude of me.
Speaker 4 (13:55):
And they said, lady, you can't be in here.
Speaker 6 (13:58):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (13:58):
Well, the biggest question will like you keep asking the
instructor is that five rolls on the stomach are four?
And then he'd pull he'd pull one of the rolls
up and then he'd go, oh, French fry.
Speaker 1 (14:13):
No, the painting and the wine thing that's for ladies
and tip. That's for girl friends to go out. That's
not a couple things.
Speaker 2 (14:20):
Man. Some use it as a as a deal.
Speaker 1 (14:23):
Uh you know what, you know what game I like
to play as a couple. Quiet as a church mouse?
Speaker 2 (14:29):
All right, Uh, here's I'm not sure who you're getting
involved with. If the first date is volunteering, I don't know, dude.
Speaker 4 (14:39):
I'm fifty to fifty on that.
Speaker 2 (14:40):
He took me on a date. Yeah, what y'all do?
Will we picked up trash around Saint Matthew?
Speaker 4 (14:46):
Hey, goodness, is its great? You could keep anything you found.
Speaker 3 (14:49):
That's like a prison.
Speaker 2 (14:51):
Yeah, that's like a prison date. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (14:52):
Yeah, we get to keep anything.
Speaker 1 (14:54):
We put these overalls on anything we find we can keep.
Speaker 3 (14:58):
We get to keep what we can an orange.
Speaker 4 (15:00):
Hey, look, here's half a cat.
Speaker 6 (15:01):
You want it?
Speaker 2 (15:02):
Matter of fact, I've done that, and it's frustrating because
there's so much trash just around a trash can and
It's like you couldn't move to your feet, you couldn't
bend your fat ass over and pick it up. Last one,
I'm not I think I would do this. This is
the only one. I would do the rest of them?
Nerd I do an art gallery?
Speaker 4 (15:21):
How is that?
Speaker 3 (15:22):
Come on you to do that?
Speaker 2 (15:28):
You know? I would? You know what, I'd make up
things about the painting too. I would Everything would be false.
Speaker 1 (15:34):
And he would wear he would wear like a scarf.
Speaker 2 (15:36):
Thing's it depends on the girl. Come on, I swear
it depends on the girl. Classy a pipe? Those little
bubble I'm not gonna do a pipe.
Speaker 1 (15:49):
No, you got to do a pipe? What do you
call a guy with no arms and no legs hanging
on the wall?
Speaker 2 (15:55):
Art art?
Speaker 6 (15:56):
So?
Speaker 2 (15:57):
Uh, but you could do that. Here's how I would it.
I go, hey, here's what we're gonna do. I need
you to dress as the most uptight art person you
can do it. I'll do the.
Speaker 3 (16:08):
Same and we'll go to an arc outy. I bet
you and Jackie have done this.
Speaker 2 (16:11):
Oh, we love our galleries. Okay, not contemporary art galleries.
But because they'll contemporary art galleries, they'll just have a
sheet hanging from the ceiling with a paint spurring on it,
and they'll call that lonely? What is this piece called?
Speaker 1 (16:30):
Where? Eighty four?
Speaker 4 (16:34):
W h as?
Speaker 2 (16:37):
You're good?
Speaker 3 (16:38):
All right?
Speaker 4 (16:39):
What happened?
Speaker 2 (16:40):
Lots of Pasta? You should go on a date to
lots of Pasta. The coffee shop used to be the cafe,
plenty of room, got a big screen TV. I'd do that.
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you sure where is Austin?
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Do we know that Austin is? Do we know that
Austin doesn't have a Russian bride. We don't know that
he ordered one.
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I don't know if she ever came in.
Speaker 2 (18:31):
I did end up missing ide disappearing.
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I did see some black headed lady at the front
desk with a bunch of stamps on her forehead.
Speaker 4 (18:39):
That might be her.
Speaker 2 (18:40):
That's it all right back after this news Radio eight
forty w HS.
Speaker 4 (18:46):
Concerts.
Speaker 1 (18:47):
Colore, Baby, it's time to announce the Texas Roadhouse concert Series.
Speaker 2 (18:53):
Okay, I didn't know what you were talking about.
Speaker 1 (18:56):
Got some good ones, man, I'm not gonna run them all,
but thank you.
Speaker 2 (19:00):
Joey Straighter on India's list, I guess I gotta tell you.
Indiana's list was spectacular.
Speaker 4 (19:06):
Oh, I didn't know what what is that?
Speaker 5 (19:07):
Indian hours were all free though, right, thank you Bigger
Acts at Kentucky State for you.
Speaker 3 (19:13):
We used to when they had the Freedom Hall shows.
Speaker 2 (19:15):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (19:16):
Aaron Tippin, that's pretty good one.
Speaker 3 (19:18):
Who Nick Coffee will love that one.
Speaker 1 (19:20):
Avery Anna don't know that Blue Oyster Cult, that's a
good one. C NC Music Factory, come on, come on,
feel it, feel it.
Speaker 2 (19:31):
That would be awesome. BOC, I love BOC. And if
you're ever in rock Creata, you can't see Blue Oyster Cult.
You have to say BOC. Oh, and didn't they do
taking care of business?
Speaker 1 (19:41):
No?
Speaker 2 (19:42):
Who did take care business?
Speaker 4 (19:43):
T O?
Speaker 6 (19:44):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (19:44):
Sorry, another beat? Another three letter band.
Speaker 1 (19:47):
That's that's two C b bt O always a G.
Come out of bush or call it. When I work
seven to midnight Monday through Friday on q m F,
I'll say the BOC on q.
Speaker 2 (20:00):
F sound like a nerd.
Speaker 4 (20:02):
Well, I'm a nerd.
Speaker 1 (20:03):
Classic noise from the Floyd Boys, Gary Puckett and the Union.
Speaker 2 (20:08):
This is in a bad list.
Speaker 1 (20:09):
It's not terrible, Grand Funk, Railroad, great Southern.
Speaker 4 (20:13):
I don't know who that Grand Funk.
Speaker 2 (20:14):
I would go see that as long as it's mostly
the original guys, or it's just the bass player.
Speaker 1 (20:19):
It's from the original band. So the original they do
that all the time. Oh my, it's the original lighting group. Yeah,
they go say Molly had.
Speaker 2 (20:27):
To what Yeah, And most of the guys, the guys
are so old they're like yeah. The bass player, they're like, yeah,
go out play the songs. We don't care Where're retired.
Speaker 1 (20:35):
Home Free anybody know who that is?
Speaker 2 (20:39):
Home Free?
Speaker 6 (20:41):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (20:41):
E Jimi Hendricks, what the song is that?
Speaker 4 (20:44):
That's stone Free?
Speaker 2 (20:45):
Stone Free?
Speaker 4 (20:47):
Jay and the Americans level ground.
Speaker 2 (20:50):
Okay, here's one for you.
Speaker 4 (20:52):
What little Anthony?
Speaker 2 (20:54):
Hey all sixty Now wait a minute, timeout? Are these
concerts that we are outside at the old the Cardinals Stadium?
Speaker 3 (21:04):
Is not there any no?
Speaker 6 (21:05):
No?
Speaker 4 (21:05):
There? Do in the parking lot? Oh?
Speaker 2 (21:06):
A parking lot show?
Speaker 4 (21:08):
It's pretty good?
Speaker 3 (21:09):
Okay, that's why.
Speaker 2 (21:12):
What's thanks Kentucky State Fair?
Speaker 1 (21:14):
Well free?
Speaker 2 (21:14):
Hey you guys are playing the parking lot?
Speaker 3 (21:16):
What bring your own lawn chair?
Speaker 4 (21:19):
Well, they got chairs there.
Speaker 3 (21:20):
I'm kidding seriously.
Speaker 2 (21:22):
Some of these bands are like, where are we setting up?
Are you guys in our parking lot? What next to
the gas tanker?
Speaker 1 (21:28):
Well, listen, it's on the parking lot because the faris
in August and the blacktop absorbs all the heat, so
that way it stays.
Speaker 3 (21:38):
Cool for you.
Speaker 1 (21:39):
Worse, because it stays cool for you because all the
heat goes straight down into the black asphalt and it
stores it so you'll have a cooler experience.
Speaker 5 (21:49):
This maybe a stupid question, but why can't they use
the same field they use for Bourbon and Beyond and
Louder than Life and use one of those bits.
Speaker 2 (21:55):
That is a fantastic question, I think, because the audience
is quite smaller though.
Speaker 7 (22:01):
But you would get a bigger audience. He's right, He's
got a great point. It's there, right there. Here's what
put Danny Wimmer in charge of it.
Speaker 2 (22:11):
What are we doing? Danny books and bands for the fair? Okay,
because wait a minute, the fair is in late in
the season, and isn't It isn't.
Speaker 3 (22:20):
The late September, in September, October, all of September is Yeah,
both those fans.
Speaker 2 (22:26):
But at the same time, bro.
Speaker 1 (22:30):
Achilles, it hurts.
Speaker 4 (22:32):
Ah.
Speaker 1 (22:35):
I want to do this, get through these concert announcements.
Speaker 4 (22:40):
Sometimes the pad it just gets it just gets to
be too bad. I try to be strong for John Olien.
Speaker 2 (22:50):
Anybody all right?
Speaker 1 (22:52):
Sorry, oh god, sorry, I had a week moment, had
a week moment.
Speaker 4 (22:55):
He damn you, Achilles tended.
Speaker 2 (22:58):
Has Danny Wimmer sent you a get well hard yet? No?
Speaker 4 (23:01):
And I can't contact him because that's.
Speaker 2 (23:03):
Here's the thing. Did you embarrass yourself? I'm not going
to say, Johnny, you don't want to go to dinner,
don't let don't let me get the information wrong. He
did not go to dinner with dinner Danny Wimmer. He
was at a dinner that Danny Wimmer was.
Speaker 3 (23:16):
At so he's in proximity. That correct.
Speaker 1 (23:18):
So that's what it was, and then we'll get back
to well, let me.
Speaker 2 (23:21):
Just say this, what's the last one? What's the least one?
Speaker 4 (23:24):
Sammy Kershaw?
Speaker 1 (23:26):
Oh and my buddy's Wild the Wild Wilde will be
playing out there as well. But okay, so here's the
Danny win Wimmer story. He wanted to say thank you
to certain individuals that worked along with David Beck and
others to make things possible.
Speaker 2 (23:45):
My wife is one of those people, by default, way
more important than you.
Speaker 1 (23:49):
I got to go to this dinner. It's very small dinner.
Speaker 2 (23:53):
He's the plus one instead of Susan being the plus one.
Speaker 1 (23:57):
So I'm guessing there's probably twenty people at this dinner,
including Danny Wimmer, all of them very influential. Except for me.
Speaker 2 (24:09):
I'm the only guy for disaster.
Speaker 1 (24:12):
I'm the only guy that's not like a famous person
or somebody with pool, you know what I mean.
Speaker 4 (24:17):
And so we're at the dinner and somebody does this thing.
Speaker 2 (24:20):
It was it was Uhtre was no, it was the mayor,
it was somebody big.
Speaker 3 (24:26):
They did the right.
Speaker 2 (24:28):
Yeah, it's the international sign for a shut up. I
got something to say.
Speaker 1 (24:31):
So everybody shuts up and I'm down at one end
of the table, and the guy says.
Speaker 4 (24:35):
You know, with great fortitude, we've moved forward.
Speaker 1 (24:38):
What ever said, I wasn't listening, and everybody clapped and
he sat down. Then Danny Wimmer got up and he did.
Speaker 4 (24:46):
Like that.
Speaker 1 (24:46):
Yeah, he stood up and started talking. He said, listen,
thanks to you all, we're able to move this revenue
in the taxes and whatever. Gave a great speech because
he's Danny Wimmer and that's what he is, a genius.
He sits down, so I thought, wait a minute, jokes coming.
Speaker 4 (24:59):
Three.
Speaker 1 (25:00):
As soon as he sat down, no, I took my knife.
Speaker 2 (25:03):
I did this, oh no on.
Speaker 1 (25:06):
My glass and my wife says no, and everybody looked
down at me, and I just looked down at the
entire table and I went, oh, I'm sorry. I was
just trying to get my tequila settled.
Speaker 4 (25:17):
Is this bothering you all?
Speaker 3 (25:19):
And then.
Speaker 1 (25:21):
And then Danny Wimmer stood up and he goes, no, no, no,
say something, Dwight, say something. So I stood up and
I said, if I made the mayor sing right next
to it, and said, well, if I could just speak
for our mayor Craig Greenberg his eyes. I forgot what
I said, something stupid that.
Speaker 6 (25:41):
I sat down.
Speaker 1 (25:41):
I would have got up and left it, but my
wife was like she was digging her nails into my
back with your teeth, like when I was standing up doing.
Speaker 2 (25:49):
Until this point.
Speaker 4 (25:51):
That was five doubles before we ate.
Speaker 2 (25:54):
That's not too bad for you.
Speaker 4 (25:55):
No, it's not too bad.
Speaker 2 (25:58):
You think simple. I'm trying. I wanna get a pein
job for John's crown vic.
Speaker 1 (26:02):
Hey, you know what John over at the Simple Bodyshop
dot com.
Speaker 4 (26:06):
Look, people have been constantly sending me message.
Speaker 1 (26:09):
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The Simplebodyshop dot com. You don't have to leave your house,
take pictures, upload them to the Simplebodyshop dot com or
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Speaker 2 (26:45):
All right, folks, I have a story. You know, John's
getting used to I have ai they're gonna end us stories,
and I have another one that you should go. Oh
my lord, are you kidding me? I got another one
of those stories, and we're gonna do that here in
a couple of minutes. So please keep it where you
got it. News Radio eight forty.
Speaker 4 (27:03):
Lock it in, Lock it in, knock it in. But
you know what, have you talked about your toilet lately?
Speaker 1 (27:09):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (27:10):
John, I don't. I don't want to profess love for
another man.
Speaker 4 (27:17):
But if it's John Bergen, You've got.
Speaker 2 (27:19):
John Bergen from b K Plumbing Supply. It's it's my
love because he called me the only.
Speaker 1 (27:25):
Time I don't play Uh, the only person I will
not play cards with right is John Bergen.
Speaker 2 (27:30):
You know why?
Speaker 1 (27:31):
Because every hand is a flush?
Speaker 6 (27:33):
You nice, thank you.
Speaker 2 (27:36):
John Bergen owns BK Plumbing Supply. He called me six
eight months ago and said I'm going to change your life,
and he was He didn't talk like that, but uh,
he got me a toilet, the Nexus seven it is uh.
Toto is the manufacturer. We talked to a former seal
that went, oh, I've got I used those when I
was in Korea. He goes, no, don't be afraid. They're
(27:58):
the best thing. Ever, once you use one of these toilets.
Speaker 6 (28:01):
We're happened to use your toto when we were crost
from the oor controil. That would sh down, it would
blow a wind on me, it would clean me. We
couldn't have maybe woke into the trail with thank you,
thank you.
Speaker 4 (28:14):
That's bad Samuel.
Speaker 2 (28:15):
All right, so uh get this toilet for BK plumbing supply.
Is that it's not what it because people get those
bidets and it's just the thing you replace the lid
or the seat with. That's not it. This is an
entire toilet system self Cleaning's got that blue light that
sanitizes the bowl. Uh, the seat is heated, the water
is warmed when you're getting yourself cleaned up. Uh. And
(28:36):
also it has an air dryer down there so once
you're finished, Uh, it's just like and the guy's kind
of a way is swinging the wind. So once you're
done drying very little toilet paper, just a little dab dab,
you're good. So this is at first, Jackie was like,
I don't know, now she won't use any other toilet
in the middle of the night when you walk in
(28:58):
its senses that you walked in the room, and the
light comes on below the bowl so you can see
just enough not to wake you up, but just enough
to be able to get your business done. And the
lid comes up automatically like it's Star Trek, and the
blue light hits the water so it sanitizes the water
before you even use it. Why, because you're the king
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