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July 15, 2025 • 35 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Jack Fox. This is three hours of the most successful
radio show in the history of the universe. Thank you.
Good morning, everybody, Nice morning, little steamy. Well, we are here,
ready to rock. It's Tony and Dwight Show, brought to
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our producer.

Speaker 2 (00:20):
How are you, good morning. I'm doing well. I don't
like that it's hot and steamy outside.

Speaker 1 (00:24):
I do. I love it.

Speaker 2 (00:25):
Nick was talking about canceling summer earlier. I'm all for it.

Speaker 1 (00:28):
Bring on the fall, no way, I'll take I love
the heat. I'll take the heat over cold any day, dude.

Speaker 3 (00:35):
Twenty minutes later, I get my headphones to work. I'm here.

Speaker 1 (00:39):
When you're cold, even when you get inside, it's it's
cold as in your bones for like an hour. When
you're hot, you just turn a fan on. You're like, oh, okay,
I feel better.

Speaker 2 (00:48):
I disagree.

Speaker 3 (00:49):
It's hard. It's hard. I like sleeping when it's cold.

Speaker 1 (00:53):
I agree, but I'll I agree.

Speaker 3 (00:56):
I wish we had like the San Diego whorst, Like
every day sunny is seven tventy three, you know what
I mean?

Speaker 2 (01:02):
Yeah, Well, the world's not per in one place like
that apparently, though, Yeah, where is that San Diego?

Speaker 3 (01:07):
Oh? Wow?

Speaker 1 (01:08):
At some point AI will give us a fake world
and we'll all live in that film we do.

Speaker 3 (01:16):
Yeah remember the v R. Yeah, and that was what
six years ago?

Speaker 1 (01:21):
Yeah, we're all going to live in that world too. No,
I'm not just pick what year you want to live in.
Nineteen ninety three. Boom. The Matrix looks pretty smart now
because of that.

Speaker 3 (01:29):
I think I would either go nineteen seventy seven or
nineteen eighty two.

Speaker 1 (01:35):
Okay, but the Matrix, now you look back on it
in twenty twenty five, the Matrixes. When the Matrix was made,
they said they chose the mid nineteen nineties as the
happiest time for most people in America. That's why they
chose at that time to live.

Speaker 3 (01:52):
Here's the part of the radio show where you yell
at me why I've never seen the Matrix, because but listen,
hear me out on this one. Sure, I was watching
movies and stuff at the time. Like usually when you
bring up Goonies or something like that, I'm like, wow,
I was that a club? Why would I be going
to movies? But on this one. I've looked at it.
I saw the concept. I thought, there's no way I'm

(02:14):
smart enough to understand that movie.

Speaker 1 (02:16):
He uses the excuse that he was at clubbing. Did
you see Friday? Answer the question, yes, turned you on
to Friday? Did you see Tommy Boy?

Speaker 3 (02:29):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (02:30):
Okay, your honor the defense res Did you not.

Speaker 3 (02:32):
Listen to prosecution? Did you not listen to what I said?
I said I was watching movies at that time when
it came out, but I didn't think I would understand
the matrix.

Speaker 1 (02:40):
You're my workwife, so what you said? You should be
happy because it's Burger Week? Who it is? Yeah, it's
Burger Week. So there's like, John, have you ever participated
in Burger Week?

Speaker 2 (02:56):
I'm not, but I do love myself a good burger.

Speaker 3 (02:58):
My mother in law, beck Tyler, does this every single year.
She really and she posts pictures and I still don't know.
Is it like certain restaurants and you get a card
if you go so many get a prize.

Speaker 1 (03:10):
There's like thirty restaurants or something like that, and they've
all committed to the meal flow. So if it's fries
and the burger, it's seven dollars.

Speaker 3 (03:18):
Oh school, Oh is that it.

Speaker 1 (03:20):
Yeah, it's seven dollars. So you can go get these
gourmet burgers, and some of them oh so good. But
there's some of them that I'm like, I can't do
the fried egg on a burger. I just don't.

Speaker 3 (03:29):
I've had it before. It's okay, it's all right, but.

Speaker 1 (03:31):
I mean you're you're crossing streams there. I don't want
to do that.

Speaker 3 (03:37):
No. The only.

Speaker 1 (03:40):
If I want an egg sandwich, I'll have an egg sandwich.
I want a burger.

Speaker 3 (03:42):
Their only alternate version of a hamburger for me would
be the mushroom and Swiss.

Speaker 1 (03:47):
It's pretty good. I will take the black and blue burger.
Oh that's good at BW three where you take the burger,
Oh yeah, black in it? Yeah, and then you too,
geeze saw, Oh what's your favorite?

Speaker 2 (04:02):
John, give me any burger with bacon. I really like
muscle and burger here in Louisville.

Speaker 1 (04:06):
Oh what the muscle? Yes, muscle in what's it called.

Speaker 2 (04:10):
Muscle and burger.

Speaker 1 (04:10):
It's called muscle muscleburger. There you go. Yeah, those are
pretty good burgers.

Speaker 2 (04:14):
Pretty dumb.

Speaker 3 (04:15):
So remember how fat we got when we did rock
radio during the Monday night football season. Very well, here
is one of the many reasons I got fat. Not
only would I sit there on the barstool and drink
gigantic pills and her beers all night long, but this
was my standing order every Monday night. You ready, nachos

(04:38):
loaded with chili and cheese, A right twelve hot wings
hot with a side of medium sauce that I would
dunky understand they had, they're soaked in hot sauce, he finished,
and that would dip it in the medium sauce as well,
finish it all. And a black and blue cheeseburger fries.

(05:00):
That was my standing order every Monday night. Now we
get around ten o'clock at night.

Speaker 1 (05:04):
John. I walked up on him once while he was
eating that he was finished, and he was crying, and
I said, I said, what's wrong, dude, what happened? He goes,
I'm still hungry. I said, it's okay, it's gonna be okay.
Let's get you some more wings, all right, buddy, all right,
So it's Burger Week is seven dollars, do your thing.

(05:24):
I don't like avocado on my burger. I don't like
any of that stuff, but I will take there. I
love the gourmet burgers. I won't. I don't like to
stick too. Sometimes just the American cheese on a burger
and whatever. I know that Shenanigans in the Highlands they
used to call it. To Bobby Petrino burger. It's two
one pound patties with saltaate onions and Swiss cheese. And

(05:49):
in my crazy days of eating no carbs, I used
to take the bun off and eat two pounds of
beef with the salted onions.

Speaker 3 (05:59):
You come go, look, it's a triple quarter pattern. It's
healthy because there's no bread. And I would say, what're
you gonna do that? Bread? Arch, friend of the show Arch,
He says, Burger Week, Yes, did checks in Germantown yesterday,
Bonnair Tavern today. I guess I gotta get on.

Speaker 1 (06:22):
Burger Week checks is awesome. So you said the nineteen
seventies when you said you would go if you could
do a VR, I would go specifically of reality. Yeah,
somewhere tex is like walking into a time machine. I mean,
it's like walking into the nineteen seventies and having a
beer in a burger It's nice. It's in Germantown, So

(06:42):
get out there and enjoy some of the local restaurants,
including today we just had George Timmering on today is
for a good cause. If you're gonna eat food today, yes,
think about going to any of the beer and nos
in Twenty percent of the take is going to go
to a very good cout.

Speaker 3 (06:57):
Yeah, it's going to go to we lost Detective show Rush.
Her husband also Detective Rush has children. So Barono's Pizza
is going to give twenty percent. This is all day
and all night, folks, twenty percent of everything that's food, drinks,
dine in, carry out delivery. What a great opportunity. If

(07:18):
you own a business, go ahead and say, you know what,
I'm gonna thank my staff today by serving up Barono's
pizza and twenty percent of that, or maybe just go
go for lunch and dinner. But my point is go
and go often.

Speaker 1 (07:30):
We broke the news yesterday. Matt Sanders was like, we
have not issued this statement yet.

Speaker 3 (07:36):
I saw that when all the other news organizations started
putting it out later that.

Speaker 1 (07:40):
They failed to mention us. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (07:41):
I thought, wow, we were the first.

Speaker 1 (07:43):
Yeah, we broke that news yesterday that the entire mess
at the Fairgrounds on Sunday was caused by a tile
filing a falling and hitting a metal chair, and then
a woman was in medical distress, and people put the
two together and everything went crazy.

Speaker 3 (07:57):
Hang on, John Auden, Yes, let's go back to Sunday
night when all of us were on a text chain.
Who was the first one to say, I bet it
was a ceiling tile hitting a chair? It was me.
It's me. I called it. No Sunday night, you didn't.
It finally paid off.

Speaker 1 (08:15):
You didn't. But that discussion is deeper than Look, people
want to talk about the response and whatever, but I
don't care. It was the perfect response is Matt laid
out and everybody worked together with the MS fire, the
police and the fair grounds police as they work together
to clear all the areas that they needed to clear

(08:36):
and to get forty thousand people out of the fairgrounds
after it was cleared. But the real conversation is a
ceiling tile falls from the sky or from the ceiling
and hits a chair. Ten years ago, that event does
not happen.

Speaker 3 (08:53):
No, people go, you hear this? The heck was that noise?

Speaker 1 (08:57):
Right? Instead? Then it must be shots.

Speaker 3 (09:00):
And then seconds later you might offer a hey, lady,
are you okay?

Speaker 1 (09:05):
You know every generation says, Oh, this generation's music sucks. Oh,
it's just times are worse now. I think Gen X
is the first generation that we're right. We are correct. Yes,
crime is out of control. The music does suck, the
closed do suck. Your haircut sucks, son, Get a haircut,

(09:29):
Get a real job. Yes, who saying that?

Speaker 3 (09:34):
George throw gets saying that. But I will say this,
though we brought up yesterday, it's symptomatic now of everything
that you witness on the news, on social media, in
the streets. Now. Two plus two equals active shooter exactly,
And it's symptomatic of something we see every single day.
And I don't know when it goes away, or I
don't quite. Frankly, I wonder if this is the new normal,

(09:57):
and I think it is, at least for a while,
because people have gotten so like even when you see
and this is a horrible thing to say, but I
want to say it, even when you see a mass
shooting nowadays, people seem to be desensitized.

Speaker 1 (10:11):
Oh, I move on, so does it?

Speaker 3 (10:13):
It doesn't break their heart. I mean, I'm in the
first time. You're frozen, you're white, you're just all the
color rushes out of you and you're cold, and now
you're like you're sorrowful, but it's not. We've seen so
many mass shootings.

Speaker 1 (10:27):
Well, the idiot scumbag in Lexington, Yeah, I shot up
at church and killed two innocent women and injured two
more and shot a state trooper. And by the way,
the state tuber. Okay, I think you believe so so yeah.
I mean you know that that that story was side
by side with the fair ground story. But we've covered
the fairground story much more than that scumbag. It's just

(10:50):
it is the world we live in today, and I
think it's sad. So everybody says, oh, you old guys
always say it's a good good old times. Well, I'm sorry,
we're right. No, right, it was better. We didn't think it.
A loud noise at an event was shots fired.

Speaker 3 (11:05):
Let me ask you guys this, in the coming years,
does it get better or worse? I think it gets worse.

Speaker 1 (11:14):
People deal with their problems that way. I mean, I
don't how would.

Speaker 2 (11:18):
You even curb it in the other direction though?

Speaker 3 (11:21):
At this point, how do you walk it back? I
mean you would have to go there would have to
be can't There would have to be a lengthy stretch
of a couple of things would happen. There had to
be a lengthy and I mean years of this not happening,
and then the news instead of just announcing all the murderers,
go I did oh. Oh, by the way, some positive news.
We had an international golf tournament in town and whatever.

(11:43):
But that's not gonna happen because if it bleeds, it
leads on the news.

Speaker 1 (11:48):
I will say this. We had an opportunity because the
amount of guns are out of control. So you can't
do gun control now because there's just it's already the
cats already out of the bag. There's no way to
put the toothpaste back into the tooth tube tube. What's
another one? That would mean give me another fee? You
can't unscramble eggs. You can't unscramble the eggs.

Speaker 3 (12:09):
Let's do a uh what's it?

Speaker 1 (12:10):
What's you can't pay five pounds of uh?

Speaker 3 (12:14):
Let me tell you? Yeah, all right.

Speaker 1 (12:16):
But at night in the George H. Bush passed some
legislation against guns. And but Herbert Walker Bush the first one. Yeah, yeah,
the dad, I just say, okay, okay, I'm sorry. So
he passed some gun control and a lot of other

(12:36):
countries at the same time did the same exact one,
and then Clinton came in and reversed it. Okay, Clinton
was a Republican, by the way, I don't know if
you've figured that one out. Clinton was a Republican.

Speaker 3 (12:48):
He most certainly was not.

Speaker 1 (12:49):
Yeah, he was. Uh, look at the things that he
passed or took away and it looks like a disagree.

Speaker 3 (12:54):
Okay, this just in from a former FBI agent that
I know. Trooper is probably going to have to have
his leg amputator. Suspect had a very lengthy criminal record.
He should have been in prison. But let me stop me.
If you heard this one before, judges kept letting him out.

(13:15):
Lexington is the exact same as Louisville crap pathetic judges.

Speaker 1 (13:20):
Yeah, so you can't you can't put the toothpaste back
in the toothpaste tube.

Speaker 3 (13:25):
You know what. That's a that's that's a step in
the right direction is to start electing judges that have
a backbone and a little bit of intestinal fortitude, who
maybe side with the victim instead of the criminals that
they sow. This love affair with these Louisville judges and
violent criminals. I'll never understand it.

Speaker 1 (13:45):
I've been reading about the.

Speaker 3 (13:46):
And I can't say what I wish would happened on the.

Speaker 1 (13:48):
Alligator Alligator alcoatraz they call it, which is a perfect
place to put a because you can't get out there.
Bowl constrictors and an alligators US fan.

Speaker 3 (14:00):
Fleet will get you.

Speaker 1 (14:02):
There're more than a newly but people are concerned, and
I'm like, I may have known a person that was
arrested in in Georgia. It had to spend a couple
of days uh in the lock up?

Speaker 3 (14:16):
How's that blowney? Sandwich Street? Did bread so dry? I
know how dry the bread is. I don't want to
get it.

Speaker 1 (14:23):
In all fairness, I couldn't understand the state trooper. Okay,
he had a Georgia accent. It was on the expressway
and I asked too many times, I'm sorry, I can't
understand a word you're saying. And at that point he
poked me with his hat, you know, because they have
that stiff hat thing he and then he gently laid
me across the car. It's not gently, I'm just saying

(14:46):
this per certain person that had that hap on the
side was in a jail cale with forty seven other people,
and it was the half the size of this studio.
Nobody was fighting for my rights?

Speaker 3 (15:00):
What that was you? I thought that was a hypothetical. Wow,
what a revelation. John. Did you just.

Speaker 2 (15:08):
Witness that I can't seek your camera's off?

Speaker 3 (15:10):
Yeah, it's because he's had in trouble. He had to
we had to log in with my log in. Yeah,
first time ever logged into his computer since we've been here,
what three years?

Speaker 1 (15:21):
Yeah? Sorry, yeah, I've uh and Gus can't fix it
until for an hour and a half.

Speaker 3 (15:25):
Do me a favor. Don't go to my browser history. No, no,
stop stop.

Speaker 1 (15:32):
Go to your text messages no, no, you see ay John,
to see what he really thinks about me. Yeah, he's
pretty open with that. Let's dose the joke of the.

Speaker 3 (15:43):
Seriously, I just got an email saying, yeah, I approve.

Speaker 1 (15:49):
Eighty two. Okay, hang on, is that the first or
second when you got because you should have got two?

Speaker 3 (15:54):
That's the first one. Hear it coming through?

Speaker 1 (15:58):
Yeah, it's coming through. Now there we go. Word.

Speaker 4 (16:01):
It's called double authentication. Yes, Hi, my name is Professor Witten.
Welcome to three two and twenty one's easy Steps to
logging into your radio computer.

Speaker 2 (16:14):
Not even the FBI.

Speaker 1 (16:16):
It just create a new pin?

Speaker 3 (16:17):
Are you kidding me?

Speaker 1 (16:19):
I'm not messing with it. I'll just cancel. I'll just canceled.

Speaker 3 (16:21):
I've never had a pin.

Speaker 1 (16:23):
All right, Just how do you get that? How do
you get into your studio? We're not doing this on
the air. Here we go.

Speaker 3 (16:29):
Try two, two, three, four seven?

Speaker 1 (16:31):
Are capital I'm not stop not doing this on the air.
Go with the joke of the day.

Speaker 3 (16:36):
Okay, this this joke hot off the press. Okay, hot
off the press. I'm not even proof reading it, but
that's okay, okay, because it comes to me from Pastor
Brad McMahon.

Speaker 1 (16:47):
All right, Pastor Brad, let's rap about Jesus. Pastor Brad.

Speaker 3 (16:53):
Hey, gang, you think Noah? You think Noah sits when
he had to go out and get two of everything? No, no,
hell no, but he sure did do it, all right.
Joke of the day, Hey fellas, Hey, Pastor Brad, Yeah,
pastor bread, did you know in Jamaica a slice of

(17:13):
apple pie costs three dollars and fifty cents?

Speaker 1 (17:16):
Say what that's right?

Speaker 3 (17:18):
In Aruba? A Aruba, a pumpkin pie, A slice of that, Yeah,
let's go cost you two dollars and twenty five cents. Wow. Wow,
Let's go over to Bahamas. You go to Bahamas, A
semple slice of cherry pie. Yeah, four dollars wow yeah.
These are the PI rates of the Caribbean. I like

(17:39):
it Pirates because there's a Disney movie. No, no, it's
just the Johnny Depp movie.

Speaker 1 (17:48):
It's called Pirates of the Caribbean. Alright, when I retire,
it would be so good to get out of the
joke of the day rates. Remind you to take a
look at Trayton Oak Towers. Trayton Oak Towers. Okay, you
want to go there because they're a privately owned nonprofit.

(18:11):
That means they're not a corporate owned into a place
that has these rules and in corporate will screw everything up.
All right. The average time that a person works there
is fourteen years. If you take the tour, you will
move in. It is uptown, up ten.

Speaker 3 (18:30):
She's been looking for it up town, all right.

Speaker 1 (18:33):
It's a block from Saint James Courts, a couple of
blocks from Central Park. They have, obviously the medical people
twenty four hours a day. They have physical therapists. They
have a movie theater, they have four ballrooms, they have
a bar, they have a rooftop bar. It's awesome.

Speaker 3 (18:50):
Can you give them the Lord of the Age limit? Seriously,
if I could live somewhere and never have to go
movie theater.

Speaker 1 (18:56):
Bar, John, let's just move in. Will you beat my
roommate and our wives leave us?

Speaker 3 (19:01):
I think they have a thing against roommates there.

Speaker 1 (19:05):
Five eight nine, But I would five eight nine thirty
two eleven call that right now. Five eight nine thirty
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When I did the tour, they're like, look, usually if
we do a tour, they move in. It is Tradeon

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Speaker 3 (20:28):
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Speaker 2 (20:32):
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Speaker 3 (20:35):
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I've had earphones and headphones and one channel. Thank you
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Speaker 2 (20:45):
He does do more than just play video games like
you said, right? Uh?

Speaker 1 (20:49):
Oh did you hear me yelling at him the way?

Speaker 3 (20:54):
A lot of action going on?

Speaker 1 (20:56):
Oh boy during the U Oh come on man, what's wrong? Okay?

Speaker 3 (21:04):
Yeah, I got bumped off my computer and you're off.
You're trying. I'm gonna have something to do with you
logging under my name.

Speaker 1 (21:10):
I don't know. Uh, do you want me to do
something here?

Speaker 3 (21:13):
No?

Speaker 1 (21:14):
Because I have some really bad news from airlines.

Speaker 2 (21:16):
What.

Speaker 1 (21:17):
It's kind of gross too, Do you want to hear it?

Speaker 3 (21:19):
I was in such a positive mood this morning, and
now you robbed me.

Speaker 1 (21:24):
A former flight attendant is dishing on plane travel and
it's not exactly good news. In fact, it's downright gross.
In a video posted on TikTok, Kat Kamalini pulled back
the curtain on one of the less savory aspects of
life in the skies. Kat says that during her time

(21:45):
as a flight attendant, she and her fellow crew members
avoided drinking coffee and tea. Oh yeah, and she advises
her she advises passengers to do the same. She explained,
Those water tanks are never cleaned and they are disgusting.

Speaker 3 (22:02):
Yep.

Speaker 1 (22:02):
Unfortunately, this verifies the finding of previous studies which cited
unhealthy drinking water on numerous airlines. What's worse, the study
found that ice cubes were often riddled with bacteria as well.

Speaker 3 (22:17):
Where do you think the ice comes from?

Speaker 1 (22:19):
Yes? So when you get the soda. Oh, just have
a dike oke and they give you like a little
half cup and then the pretzels, Yeah, with the ice
in it. They don't chew the ice. No, don't even
drink the ice. So you know what I do because
it's pretty disgusted. I hate having to we WI on
an airplane because things are bouncing. It's and plus that

(22:41):
cabin you got. We're not big guys, no, but I still.

Speaker 3 (22:45):
Gotta duck my head down in like like a crane,
like one little Swans or something. And they say, well,
you're supposed to just sit down when you pee. I
just can't. I can't do it. So as a result
of that, As a result of that, I'll just take
a bottle of water and I might maybe sip an
ounce over a two hour flight, Like if my mouth

(23:07):
gets dry, just pull a little water and then and
then that's that.

Speaker 1 (23:10):
Uh. I don't like eat, You're right off. I do
that on road trips now I cannot right. I do
stop at rest stops. Now, I never did that. I
always want to. I got to go to the bathroom.

Speaker 3 (23:21):
Well, you need to invest in a pea tumbler.

Speaker 1 (23:23):
Indiana's got some pretty good ones that are kind of disgusting.

Speaker 3 (23:26):
But okay, I happen to have a used one for
sale if you want to look at it.

Speaker 2 (23:29):
What a stop a pepea tumble pepea tumbler?

Speaker 1 (23:33):
Why are restops so awful? It's really the sometimes most
of the time, with people that travel, it's the only
experience they have in your state. Am I wrong?

Speaker 3 (23:43):
They're okay? So my theory on rest stops, there's a
celebrated rest stops, and then there's just the rest stop.
And so when you cross a state line, you'll probably
run into a celebrated Hey, welcome to Kentucky. It's like
the biggest and baddest one. Yes, Okay. For example, I
used to date a girl in Tennessee, Tennessee, and I

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would go there every weekend and I would drive, and
I gotta tell you, I would I would use that
welcome to Tennessee rest stop. It was the perfect length
of time and it was guard you.

Speaker 1 (24:18):
So you're speaking of the ones that are just over
the border. It's one mile, it's one mile into Georgia
or whatever. Those are the nicest ones. I will say,
Alabama and Georgia have really nice rest stops. Kentucky's part
of the problem is, I say, when we talked to Stivers,
president of the Senate here in Kentucky.

Speaker 3 (24:38):
I like to go him, President Steivers, I.

Speaker 1 (24:40):
Said, I said, dude, why can't we just get sponsors?
You get you know, U of L or Kroger or
somebody sponsors it, and then they pay for the upkeep.

Speaker 3 (24:51):
And all that. Sonoco, you can't do that.

Speaker 1 (24:54):
You can't have a business name on federal or state's equipment.

Speaker 3 (24:59):
Well you can if you change the wall and guess
what they are their legislators change the wall. Look, just
because we did something in a certain way doesn't mean
you need to continue to do it that way. If
we could make for example, the bridge the toll bridge,

(25:19):
what about selling rights to that where you say, well,
you know what, you want to be careful around the bridge,
whatever it might be, why not add a little bit
more to the bottom line. It's not going to pay
for the bridge, but it'll help get a sponsor. It's

(25:41):
not going to pay for a new rest stop, but
it'll pay for the upkeep. I bet. I mean you
can even staff it.

Speaker 1 (25:47):
John, You've got you've got a little baby. Now you're
going to start having to think about having a small
child and then stopping at the rest stop. It is
not fun.

Speaker 2 (25:56):
And say what though I'm the kind of person even
normally twenty seven years old, I got the bladder the
size of a freaking peanut.

Speaker 3 (26:03):
No, we know that. Every break, every break with this
guy fifty seven with the pros say at fifty seven,
I mean, so you stop a lot.

Speaker 2 (26:12):
O guys, more than I'd like to. I think it's
because of the amount of coffee I drink. Though, if you.

Speaker 1 (26:17):
Do the that's there's number one in number two, number one.
I've always said, if you gotta do the number two,
pull into an exit that has a hotel and just
walk through the lobby and use the bathroom in the
lobby because they're super clean and no one's in.

Speaker 2 (26:34):
There and no one's gonna thing to ask hair checking
in I'll go up to the day.

Speaker 1 (26:38):
If you grab your backpacker, you really look like you belong.
But use the hotel lobby.

Speaker 3 (26:43):
Walk on over the continent, breakfast, pick up that banana
and orange, Flip the orange off your bicep and catch it.

Speaker 1 (26:49):
Say to you, seriously, no one would notice.

Speaker 3 (26:52):
Listen if you walk anywhere.

Speaker 1 (26:53):
I'm not promoting thievery.

Speaker 2 (26:57):
It possible.

Speaker 3 (26:57):
I might I might have been. I said the Continental breakfast.
Don't go the Cottondal breakfast. Just use the restroom. But
you can get in anywhere. Here's what you need if
you have a suit, a frustrated look on your face, yes,
a cell phone to your ear, and a clipboard in
your head.

Speaker 1 (27:14):
Correct, go anywhere you want you want. But I'm telling
you if you've got to do the number two and
you want to have a clean one, especially your girlfriend
and your wife. Yeah, you pull into the lobby or
you pull into a hotel, they're like, why are we
why are we stopping here? Use the restuom in the air.
You're so smart. Thank you.

Speaker 2 (27:32):
By the way, if you struggle to use the bathroom
after having the free breakfast or they called an incontinental breakfast.

Speaker 3 (27:38):
Hey that's dollars.

Speaker 1 (27:40):
I'm giving you an extra dollar. Take three dollars out
of joke.

Speaker 2 (27:43):
Job John all it?

Speaker 3 (27:45):
Yes, So get up for Pastor Brad McMahan's joke of
the day.

Speaker 1 (27:50):
I liked it. I was going back and forth with
Kevin Trager yesterday. I got it. He works for the mayor,
and I said, one of our posts, somebody called the mayor.
Mayor forehead and I said, I said, sometimes they're funny.
I was like, sometimes sometimes internet trolls are funny. I
laughed out loud when I saw Mayor forehead. He did too,

(28:12):
like Kevin did too. He goes, that's actually funny. So
the next time we have the mayor on him.

Speaker 3 (28:17):
You can't hang that nickname on him. Man, No, you
do it. I would.

Speaker 1 (28:21):
We're going to try to find the best mean stuff
that have said about the mayor. And I assume I.

Speaker 3 (28:26):
Think he's already done that.

Speaker 1 (28:29):
Or some he might have.

Speaker 3 (28:32):
He did not do. Okay, somebody else did. But we
have him read some mean tweets.

Speaker 1 (28:35):
Mayor forehead and he looks a little like a young
Billy Crystal.

Speaker 3 (28:40):
He does look a little bit like Billy Crystal.

Speaker 1 (28:42):
Yeah ah yeah, okay. So rest stops can be disgusting.
Don't know why they're not better. I mean, seriously, that
is your front door and porch for a lot of
people to see your state. And heck a lot of
them are closed in Kentucky. How many times you rolled?
I went to Kentucky and it's like it's not open.

Speaker 3 (29:02):
Well, it doesn't bother me because usually when I go
to a rest area unless it's raining, just go behind
the rest area. He on a tree, what it's You're
one with nature. You don't have somebody going where are
you headed to?

Speaker 2 (29:18):
Except for the coyote next to you.

Speaker 3 (29:20):
I don't mind coyotes look cute. What I do mind
is the trucker going, Uh, where are you headed to?

Speaker 1 (29:26):
Uh? People talk to him? May people avoid him? I
don't mind looks weird.

Speaker 3 (29:32):
I don't mind talking to people. In certain situations I
do and go in the restrooms. One of them.

Speaker 1 (29:38):
Why were you that old Sammy Hagar looking dude trying
to talk to me?

Speaker 3 (29:41):
I don't try to try. No, I'm just saying when
I go to the restroom, I don't need anybody talking
to me. People do that. You'll be in a stall
at work and so I go, hey, who's in there?

Speaker 2 (29:51):
Do you all have an opinion on the craze that
is BUCkies.

Speaker 3 (29:54):
I haven't been to BUCkies yet.

Speaker 2 (29:56):
I think they're overrated.

Speaker 1 (29:58):
I was obviously I will say this. I will say this. Okay,
the bathrooms are spectacular.

Speaker 3 (30:07):
Okay, what is the allure about BUCkies? Because I haven't been,
I know they have a brisket sandwich.

Speaker 1 (30:12):
Please Google how many because it's huge.

Speaker 3 (30:14):
So in gas pumps, I've got gas pumps out.

Speaker 1 (30:17):
I think they have one hundred gas pumps.

Speaker 2 (30:20):
Yeah, yes, there. I don't know if it's one hundred,
but it's a lot.

Speaker 1 (30:23):
They make their own food there. They have breakfast burritos
and they have a brisket sandwich. That is their signature.
The bathrooms are ridiculous. They're awesome, and there's like it's
never full, right, so there's like seventy stalls right and
you have a lot you can lock it. It's bricks
on either side and it's super clean all the time.

Speaker 3 (30:44):
So we go through Dallas Fort Worth on our way
to Mexico every year, so we've been this there. We've
been in this airport three times a year for thirteen years. Okay,
in Dallas Fort Worth now, and they've had this for
about I think three or four years. When you go
into their airport restrooms, there's red lights and green lights
above the stall.

Speaker 1 (31:04):
Sure, yeah they have that too, Okay, yep, yep, yep, yep.

Speaker 3 (31:07):
So when you shut it, it turns red.

Speaker 1 (31:09):
And there's a hand sanitizer in every single stall. It's
very nice.

Speaker 3 (31:13):
Well, you don't want to wash your heads after the
restroom and that'll give you.

Speaker 1 (31:17):
And then they have the uh, the soda things. They
have like one hundred soda taps. You know, it's just big.

Speaker 2 (31:25):
But after your location's currently in Kentucky, yes.

Speaker 1 (31:28):
Two one is there, one's in Richmond, and one's towards Western.

Speaker 3 (31:31):
So how far is Richmond an hour? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (31:34):
No, Richmond's an hour. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (31:36):
Most of them from here about an hour away in
different directions.

Speaker 3 (31:39):
But some people go no, listen, I've seen people we wait,
facebook go to BUCkies. That's their trip, you know what
I mean. They say, hey, we're going to go to BUCkies. See,
that's the biggest problem with it. When you go to BUCkies.
You're there for like thirty minutes. You're not there to
just you know, pee and get out of there. People
are there like hang out, eat some food.

Speaker 1 (31:57):
It's also what you're supposed to. That's what you're supposed
to do. But I do hit and run. I mean,
we go like a.

Speaker 3 (32:02):
Sam's club where you can get you know, groceries and hey,
let's get some new tires.

Speaker 1 (32:07):
And everybody rows the beaver stuff.

Speaker 2 (32:10):
They people take pictures with the mascot, which is it's weird.

Speaker 1 (32:15):
It's it's like a cult. I'm just going to right.
First of all, I I don't I don't like bucket hats. Okay,
I would never wear a bucket hat in a million years.
And my daughter got me a Bucky's bucket hat for Christmas.
I said, you're on Christmas morning. I looked at my
daughter and said, you are the worst gift givers.

Speaker 2 (32:37):
Pit Immediately after she gave it to what happened?

Speaker 1 (32:39):
Thought you, I've never seen you in a bucket hat. Dude.

Speaker 3 (32:42):
Ever, I've got a Cubs bucket hat when if you want.
I also have a number one Tequila bucket hat that
I wear in Mexico.

Speaker 1 (32:50):
John, do you wear bucket hats?

Speaker 2 (32:52):
No?

Speaker 1 (32:52):
No, you know why you look stupid in.

Speaker 2 (32:57):
If you're not fishing, you have no reason to be.

Speaker 3 (33:00):
Put hooks and stuff on it. It's just a bucket hat.

Speaker 1 (33:02):
No, you look like grow a Goateea, you look like
Adobe Gillis. I'm not doing that.

Speaker 3 (33:06):
Dobbie Gillis was cool man.

Speaker 1 (33:08):
No, Adobie Gillis was a Gilligan.

Speaker 3 (33:09):
No, I'm a Gilligan at all. The chicks on Adobie
Gillis not a Gillgins Island.

Speaker 1 (33:15):
Not so much. Sorry buckethead guys, but I don't do it.
I do. You do not. You're a liar. You you
do not. I've got your a bucket, got.

Speaker 3 (33:23):
Two bucket hats. Chicago cubs.

Speaker 1 (33:25):
Have you ever seen him in a hat?

Speaker 2 (33:27):
No, I've known seen him not in a Rolling Stones
T shirt?

Speaker 1 (33:30):
Thank you, I've known even thirty years. You've never seen
a bucket hat on that giant buckethead.

Speaker 3 (33:36):
Rolling Stones are either represented every day by shoes, shirt
or shorts with men or underwear.

Speaker 1 (33:41):
Yeah, well you're consistent this morning.

Speaker 3 (33:43):
It's shirt, underwear and shoes.

Speaker 1 (33:46):
Map Security, Maps Security, go to maps Residential dot com. Uh,
they can set you up with a security system. They're
coming over to my house. We're doing remodels. I want
cameras everywhere. I want them all over the house. I
want them all outside the house. I want them backyard.

Speaker 3 (34:03):
What you got to come clean on the outside cameras?
What do you mean you don't use them for security?
You use them to watch yourself cut the grass shirtless.
But if you if you're listening, you'll want them for
security purposes.

Speaker 1 (34:18):
That's true. I do. I'm just seeing if I look
good or not. I will cut the grass shirtless and
then go inside and get my iPad and I'll say, well,
how do I look, and I'll I'll punch it up.
That's true. I don't know if you know this about me,
but I can be vain. Maps Residential dot Com protect
you and your your family and your stuff. They have

(34:40):
Alexa that you can get that included in the system
and it's connected to the police, ems and fire. You've
got to get the system Maps Residential dot Com.

Speaker 3 (34:49):
You'll need Maps Security to guard that brand new home.
Furnishings you get at Sim's Furniture one MSIMS, Dixie Highway
and Pressway. Folks, listen and listen good. It is Christmas
in July at SIMS Furniture. And this is a big
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(35:10):
This is their biggest selle of the year, and it
goes on all of July and then it's gone. You're
gonna love your high quality of SIMS Furniture, but you're
really gonna love these Christmas in July prices. Let's go
ahead and redo the entire home with furnishings. A living room, kitchen, bedroom,
dining room, you name it. Also appliances, televisions. If it's

(35:30):
gonna make you and your family more comfortable at home,
SIMS Furniture has it Dixie Highway and Preston Highway. You're
gonna love your SIMS furniture.

Speaker 1 (35:38):
You may rethink the bucket hat. Why Tony Cruz I
wear one. I'm glad I texted that Tony Cruz wears
the bucket hat. That should tell you.

Speaker 3 (35:47):
I like Tony Cruz fashion.

Speaker 1 (35:50):
Yes back after this news radio eight forty Waight Chance
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