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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Did you have the measles?
Speaker 2 (00:01):
No, I think I got a measles shot. What was it?
What pox?
Speaker 1 (00:05):
You're thinking of chicken I'm thinking of chicken pox.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
Okay, So the funny thing about chicken pox. Oh, good
morning news radio waight forty wh as Tony Neddy, Dwight
Whitt and John Alden. Uh, funny thing about chicken pox. Yes,
and I found out this the hard way. But those
of you that are our age in your high thirties, uh,
you might want to take note of this. When you
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had the chicken pox.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
The virus, actually it sleeps in your It.
Speaker 3 (00:33):
Sleeps in your body, alien virus.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
And it can come back later in life something known
as shingles. Now, I never knew what shingles wash until
I got it. And let me tell you it was rough.
It's basically a patch on my back started it's it
started to itch. Okay. Your spine is the divider, so
you'll either get it on one side, your right side
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or the left side.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
This this segment is sponsored by doctor Whitton.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
Doctor Whitten, so let's.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
He goes into the conversation like he knows what he's
talking about. But can I tell you something about this?
Speaker 2 (01:11):
Because I went through this okay, so but when you
get shingles, it started out us itching and the next
thing you know, it's so paind.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
Where was it?
Speaker 2 (01:18):
It was on my back?
Speaker 1 (01:19):
Oh so if your shirt touched.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
It, man, if my shirt barely touched it, Tony, it
lit me up.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
Yeah. My brother in law got it in his head. Ah.
And I've known people have had it and they're like,
do you understand it? Just if you just touch it?
Because it's a nerve, it's an exposed nerve.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
I got to get the shingles shot because I never
want going to jump back. Before we get going, I
want to say congratulations to a couple of folks. This
was pretty spectacular. Last night, Baron Knows Pizza on the
Community Choice Awards won for the fifth year in a row.
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Five years in a row, they won best Pizza. And
it comes on the very same day that these that
all of the owners worked their butts off, uh for
Detective Rush and I will see. Also, congratulations to my
dear friend Jessica Stewart Johnson. She owns New down Mile Therapy.
That's where I go, that's where my wife goes. They
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helped me through my say Attica Paine through different pains.
She won with Don Mile Therapy best massage Therapy.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
Nice.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
Yes, well, I go guys, lots of great winners last night.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
All right, so it wasn't a tile.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
I I was the first one to say. If you
remember John.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
Waite, I thought you were the first one Sunday night
to say you thought it was a tile.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
It fell Listen to me the first. I was the
first one to say Sunday night, there's no way this
was a tile in a chair. If you remember that,
it was.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
Me that this was no boating accident.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
And it wasn't Jack the Ripper. It was Carus Car Carrious.
Speaker 4 (02:56):
You've been on the trail for this since the beginning. Yeah,
deserve all the credit.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
I was the one that said, Sunday night, there's no
way this was a chair and a tile. I'm just
on record.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
We love Matt Sanders. I'm suying it was a lot
of fun walking that back yesterday. We'll figure it out.
It's it's over now, so we you know, there really
is just trying to figure out what happened. I guess
is important. But the response was perfect, and that's all
we really need to know. They thought there was an
issue they were, they showed up and forced to take
care of it. So and people realize how many people
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were there, forty thousand people.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
I'm not gonna reveal my high pot moose on this hypotheses,
yes and moose, but I will say I'll give you
four words on my theory. You ready, Yes, German roasted
almond cart That's all I'm saying. That's all I'm releasing
right now. That's all I'm releasing.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
You better have your information, your ducks in a row,
because those things are fantastic. Make accusations on them.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
No, I'm not. I'm not saying anything bad.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
I was like it.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
I loved my German roasted and almonds. That's the main
reason I go there where.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
You are German. Three miners were shot in twenty four
hours as louisll leaders Wenew pledged to stop the violence.
That was the headline at WDRB dot com this morning.
As Louisville police investigates several shootings involving miners in less
than twenty four hours, including an eight year old, conversation
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continues as the violence must stop.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
If violence must stop, and it must stop with the
judges that sit on the bench in the Hall of Justice,
because I'll be curious to see how many of these
violent victims should have been behind bars. Well, it's getting
older and older and older these stories when someone gets
shot and you go, oh, well, this person was arrested
for violence on this date, this date, Yet they're released.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
So most of these are juveniles again still in the
summer days and lack of parental got a supervision is
what the police and folk in the neighborhood are saying. Basically, quote,
y'all got to watch your kids. End quote. There's no
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doubt where are your kids now? We were Pharaoh raised.
Our parents didn't know where we were most of the
time as we were growing up.
Speaker 2 (05:16):
Here's the difference in the seventies. In the eighties, law
was enforced. And I got to tell you because I
got caught to a lot of stupid stuff as a teenager.
But I paid the penalty with community service or whatever
it might have been. I paid the penalty. I didn't
go unscathed. A judge didn't say.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
But you and I were not. We didn't have guns
and we were not running around with the potential.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
That's where it starts. Yeah, a small petty things that
go on address it grows.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
Well, we were rambunctious, the ball of cops, the beat
cops in Linden and Saint Matthew's knew me, they knew
my dad, they knew Dwight in the South End. They
used to before computers in police cards they had, they'd
have a little uh, they had the little cards and
they'd have your name on it and most of them
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would give you three chances. You know, so Tony Venetti
and then you know the first thing he did, second
thing whatever, breaking a window or in an abandoned house
or whatever, it was right, and then on the third
time he took it year dad, So you know, it
was just a different time. But now they are trying
to figure out what and how to do this. But again,
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how many times can you have a conversation. How many
times can Christopher Tuex get on a street corner and
they let balloons go and say to stop the violence.
It's it's it's a broken record, over and over and
over and over again. In some ways it's getting worse.
So we will blow past this story. Didn't want to
do that this morning, because at some point we got
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to bring it up. Every once in a while, because
we stopped doing these stories because we really could start
the show with this every day.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
Well, no, it's just like yo, it's just like JCPS.
I've given up because the vote in Louis, Kentucky have
every year they choose the school board members that are
that are pushed by the school's union, and we get
the same results. So I've given up on it. So
as far as any JCPS story, I couldn't care less
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to do another one the rest of my life. Well,
we have to get I know what you're saying. I'm
just saying, all right, so we not invested anymore.
Speaker 1 (07:25):
So what I'm saying who vested? He invested? Today, Jimmy
Kirschorff is going to come on. He is the president
of ISCO. Yes, they had a golf tournament, but more importantly,
people don't know, I don't think know what ISCO does.
So we'll find out how they went from a local,
family owned company that just operated in Kentucky to being
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either the biggest or one of the biggest irrigation companies
in the world. So we'll talk about that.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
If you're not familiar with ISCO, they were the ones
that introduced irrigation to the Mesopotamians. In thirteen BC. That's
how far this company goes back back? Yeah. Yes, As
a matter of fact, like you know the Egyptian like
those uh you know fox people and dog people that
are walking with their arms out. There's some hieroglyphics of
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them walking in and out of Isco right with smiles
on their faces.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
Well, I will tell you they did grow from Kentucky
to worldwide. I coached a guy's kid and I was
talking to him about the but the team, and he
was like where are you? And he goes, I'm I'm
running from a brush fire in Africa. I was like,
what worked Forrisco?
Speaker 2 (08:32):
All right?
Speaker 3 (08:32):
Man?
Speaker 2 (08:33):
I didn't know. He's not just goofing on you to
get you off the phone. He was not.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
He sent pictures.
Speaker 2 (08:38):
Okay, you know what I'm gonna start. I'm gonna start
using that like when somebody calls me, hey man, you
gotta make this quick. So I'm running from a brush
fire in Africa. Another thing that I'm gonna start doing.
I got this from a friend yesterday. If I'm having
a conversation with somebody that's not going the way I
like it, I'm gonna start booing.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
Them now boo no, I do I think you just
stick with the ron white, faster, funnier, shorter, funnier. Okay,
we talked about this the other day. You did a story,
a random story about somebody that had bought a lion
and the next day or whatever, the lion attacked him.
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So an Oklahoma farmer killed by a water buffalo. He
bought it auction the day before. A water buffalo. Have
you seen those things? Yeah, we you're friends with the
guy that did ninety day.
Speaker 3 (09:37):
Yeah, that's part of the dowry Thailand. So I went
to Thailand, David Tobarowski.
Speaker 1 (09:44):
Yeah, So he went over there and we interviewed him
and he said, yeah, it's a little different over there.
The dowries are still in place. So he had to
he had to buy two water buffaloes to give to
the dad.
Speaker 2 (09:54):
Do you know what Susan's dowry was a white Castle
crave case and a twelve pack of.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
Milwaukee well Worth It.
Speaker 2 (10:01):
I've always steep for her will Worth It. It worked.
Speaker 1 (10:04):
Water buffalo is fatally attacked in Oklahoma man before confronting
and delaying police and firefighters. So they had to fight
off a water buffalo while trying to save Brad McMichael
forty five years old. He ended up dying from his injuries.
Speaker 2 (10:20):
Can you just say wouldn't be great? Like if you
show up on the scene and you're an officer, this
might be a bad example. But you know people always
go to hey, there's signs everywhere, don't climb Death Mountain.
And somebody gets hung up there. Yeah, and you pull up,
you say, what's problem? Oh, this guy he climbed Death Mountain. Okay,
we're done here and just leave.
Speaker 3 (10:39):
No, but I do I wait a water buffalo. If
you are a kayaker that kayaks into caves that that
say do not do that, or climb them mountain that
they say do not do that, you and you get stuck,
you should be responsible financially for all the gas in
the helicopter, the hours that those guys put in, whatever
it was, you should you should be responsible for that.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
You should add that in. If they save your life
for doing something you were not supposed to do, you
should be financially connected to it. Maybe it will prevent
somebody from doing it next time.
Speaker 2 (11:09):
I like by fitting the herd law better. If you
go one Death Mountain, there's one less person in front
of me at Kroger on the U Scan line going whoa,
it's good.
Speaker 1 (11:20):
Well, but the famous dumbest line ever was why climb
the mountain? Because it was there?
Speaker 2 (11:27):
Oh what ask me? Why to climb the mountain?
Speaker 1 (11:31):
Hey Dwight, why did you climb the mountain?
Speaker 2 (11:33):
Because some say why, I say why not?
Speaker 1 (11:38):
All right? Uh I do not. And we've talked about
this with dog adoptions before. Okay, something happened white wait wait,
let me pause.
Speaker 2 (11:47):
Right there, there's a beautiful little guy named Vinnie that's
up for adoption. Go to my Facebook page and look
at him. That's what first thing I did is they said, hey,
this is our dog. What you trying to help get adopted?
So what's his name? Vinnie? I went with like Vinnie Barberina.
But they're all twenties. They don't get it. But go ahead,
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I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (12:10):
So the new Superman movie, a big focus in the
movie is the dog crypto, all right, which is driving
dog adoptions. We all want people that want dogs and
know how to take care of a dog to adopt
a dog. But this what happens. Remember this happened during COVID.
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People were lonely at home, so they went out and
there was no dogs in the adoption centers because they
were all getting cleared out by people that were lonely
and bored at home. And then after COVID they were
taking the dogs back. Remember that they were taking dogs
back because now COVID was over. Well, now there is
a three hundred percent increase in dog adoptions after the
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Superman movie has now come out because everyone wants a
cute little dog dog like that, because movie dogs are
like real dogs. No, so what we encourage you is
I'm doing this story because you Uh, I'm sorry. It
goes up to five hundred percent in some areas. Do
not go in adopt a dog because you saw a movie. No,
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the dog is a lot of responsibility for an adult.
Not just have that conversation with your kid going to
are you gonna take care of this dog? I promise mom,
I'll take care of the dog. No, you won't. But
but know what you're getting into.
Speaker 2 (13:31):
And it's a commitment because that dog might just be
part of your life, but to that dog, you are
his or hers entire life. And remember if you are
gonna adopt it, but not because of the movie you say,
I just want to adopt a dog. Look this up
for yourself. It's called the three three three rule. It's
gonna take that dog three days to decompress from being
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in a shelter, because these shelter conditions aren't that great.
It's gonna take three weeks for that dog to learn
the household's routine because dogs, that's what they are, patterns
and routines. It's gonna take three months for that dog
to feel safe with you and your family. So if
you are going to adopt a dog, you gotta give
that dog grace and you got to work with it
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because it's gonna be in brand new situations and you
need to accept that and then help that dog be
part of the pack.
Speaker 1 (14:19):
Well, it's like dating you. The three three three. Yeah,
it takes three seconds for him to hit on you, Yes,
three minutes to last in bed, and three days to
stop calling you.
Speaker 4 (14:33):
Why even do the joke of the day?
Speaker 2 (14:35):
Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 1 (14:36):
Do I get any money out of bed for that
young No?
Speaker 2 (14:39):
You know what, you know what, I'm sitting a president here, John,
Get ready for this, okay, John, Anthony Venvenni. That is
a ten dollars from the b I think that's like
the big jackpot winning a casino.
Speaker 4 (14:55):
Like a once a year type of thing.
Speaker 2 (14:56):
Hey, you want to go to those casino? Yeah? Because this
is the most le axing noise to me. Ever, what
is that you walk through a casino and all these
oh oh yeah here?
Speaker 1 (15:11):
I mean what? All right, let's do said joke to
Jule as we move forwards.
Speaker 2 (15:20):
Well, you booked me after the Beatles with that one,
so I'm.
Speaker 1 (15:23):
Not gonna have no idea how that popped in my head.
I am not He did three three three, and I
just went right for it.
Speaker 2 (15:28):
Sorry, you booked me after the Beatles. I had a
really really good joke. Not gonna do it because I'm
not gonna follow that.
Speaker 1 (15:35):
My headphones are on gon, this doesn't matter. We can
hear it. Go with a baby, So.
Speaker 2 (15:39):
I'm gonna burn a stupid joke. You ready, Fowls. Hey,
why don't scientists trust Adams?
Speaker 1 (15:47):
I don't know why don't scientists trust Adams.
Speaker 2 (15:50):
That's because they make everything up. Everything's made up of atoms.
Oh okay, I'm sorry, okay, wall stop stop stop stop.
That is on me. I forgot that I was in
a room full of two stupid people. That is not
your all fault. That was on me.
Speaker 1 (16:09):
I didn't get it.
Speaker 2 (16:10):
That is not me for not judge. I should have
judged girles intelligence. Let me do another one, hit that
community music. Hey, foul us, this is a lot lots
of pasta joke. Okay, yeah, what do you call it?
Fake noodle?
Speaker 1 (16:25):
I don't know what do you call it? Fake new
an impasta? All right, that's better. I'll tell you. That's
your second joke of the day. July sixteenth, two thousand.
Speaker 2 (16:35):
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Yeah?
Speaker 2 (17:49):
What today? Maybe? Yeah?
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Speaker 2 (18:07):
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Speaker 1 (18:10):
Right dot com back after this on News Radio forty was.
Speaker 4 (18:16):
Didn't mean to start it such a depressing part of
the pearl jam. It is pearl jam here.
Speaker 2 (18:21):
Let me saying.
Speaker 1 (18:24):
News Radia forty whas Tony and Dwight Show, brought to
you by the Kentucky Office of Highway Safety. The owner
of Isco will join us at the top of the hour.
They had a golfus a pretty big golf tournament this weekend.
But what do they do and why did they grow
from an irrigation local company to a worldwide company? How
did that happen? We'll ask those questions.
Speaker 2 (18:46):
Here branding on the Tony and Dwight Show. Exactly right,
both questions asked and answered. Let's talk about the future.
I'm really nervous as we retire because people, not people,
but younger people's social skills are diminishing.
Speaker 4 (19:05):
Further and further and further.
Speaker 2 (19:06):
This is not going to help. A new report is
shedding some light disturbing light on kids, children, teenagers and
artificial intelligence. Researchers have found that children who are feeling
lonely are now turning to AI in place of seeking
out real life friendships. They surveyed gone it with a
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stupid restart now computer. They did survey. Sixty seven percent
of the youth said they use AI chatbots regularly. More
than a third say it makes them feel like they're
talking to a friend. Most disconcerning is twelve percent who
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say that they turn to AI for companionship do it
because they don't have to speak to anyone else. Now,
people are the youth are so surely awkward as they
can be right now already they can't hardly look you
in the eye and talk to you. A lot of people,
a lot of them are going to job interviews with
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their parents, and this is going to make them even
more socially awkward.
Speaker 1 (20:15):
Here's where it can go wrong. The AI friend is
supportive and likes every idea you have. Oh my god,
it gives you a virtual hug. And your true your
true friends are the meanest people to you. Right, Why
are you being an idiot? Stop doing that? Or you
need your friends or that's why you end up getting
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married later in life. You need somebody to go yeah,
you need to stop doing that. So the AI friend,
unless I guess you could set it to be a
true friend, which is, let's take inventory, John, your friend,
you're best friends. They're probably the ones that would say
anything to you.
Speaker 4 (20:54):
Oh, absolutely, call out on stupid crap and things do.
That's the way things go.
Speaker 1 (20:59):
Correct. So the AI friend, this is where I don't
mind you have an AI friend. At least you got
a friend. Cool, all right, I got it. You're a
lonely kid sitting in a basement. And by the way,
it's not I know it says ninety seven percent or
whatever it sixty seven well, sixty seven percent, but they
another Nember came out and said ninety seven percent of
students right now are using AI in school and for
their people.
Speaker 2 (21:19):
Oh yeah, no, I do no, but that number is correct, right.
What I'm talking about is they're using it for friends
yet sixty seven percent, instead of talking to another person.
But it seems like, look, look, okay, I'm just gonna
go back.
Speaker 1 (21:31):
Hang on, John Shannon with the win.
Speaker 2 (21:33):
John, Thank you, John Shanner.
Speaker 1 (21:37):
You're the best, buddy, John Shannon. Oh oh yeah, thank you.
Speaker 2 (21:43):
You have not been upgraded from news reporter to Tony
and Dwight intern.
Speaker 1 (21:48):
The coffee machine's broken, that's why.
Speaker 2 (21:50):
Now put this chicken suit out on and go hold
this son that says listen to Tony and Dwight and
go down to second Muhammed please, thank you, Thank you,
johnsh Uh. Okay, let's go back to grade school middle
school for me, okay, and let's look at the cafeteria.
There's unpopular kids, fat kids like me, and I set
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at a table with unpopular fat kids. Then there were
sports kids that excel in sports. They all set at
a table. There was the hot girl table, there was
a smart kid table. My point is everybody fits in somewhere.
If you're a weirdo, you can find other weirdos. That's
what I did, no offense, Todd.
Speaker 1 (22:33):
What what Dwight discovered also John is that he went,
wait a minute, when I make people laugh.
Speaker 2 (22:41):
They like me.
Speaker 1 (22:43):
They like me, They really do like me when I
make them laugh.
Speaker 4 (22:46):
At every comedian's origin story.
Speaker 2 (22:49):
Absolutely, that's exactly right, and cares about grades.
Speaker 1 (22:52):
I can't do the pythagoream theorem, but I can make
a joke about it.
Speaker 2 (22:55):
If I can make Cindy laugh, that's right, that's all
that's important. Yes, who's ever going to need this spelling stuff?
Teacher lady?
Speaker 1 (23:04):
If you see a mediocre, chunky guy with a ten,
you're like, there's two options. One he has money. Two
he's hilarious. Yeah he's fun.
Speaker 2 (23:17):
I hear whatever. My wife and I walk somewhere. What
you doing with him?
Speaker 1 (23:20):
Yeah? So yes, there's no doubt, And I agree with him.
Speaker 2 (23:24):
Sometimes I'll hear not yeah, I don't get it either,
or I'll do my standard go to joke. I'll cross
my finger and say, let's hope she never sobers up.
Speaker 1 (23:33):
Uh, So that's my concern the AI friend. I'm glad
you have a friend. That's cool. Do what is you
gonna do? Okay, be a true friend. He's not a
true friend because he's never or she's never going to
tell you the truth about you. They're always going to
be supportive and not say, hey, you need to stop
doing that. Or will AI start to sabotaize the kid?
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You know what, you should go buy that gun? What
what should I do? Oh? No, there not your real friends.
Speaker 2 (24:01):
Okay, I gotta go back.
Speaker 4 (24:03):
Instead of the voice inside your head, it's an actual
thing talking.
Speaker 1 (24:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (24:08):
I want to come back to the AI friend. But
at the same time, I want to rewind to where
you said mean friends are good Because chiming in now
via text to me, my dear friend Lance McGarvey reminds
me of a story.
Speaker 4 (24:23):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (24:25):
He set me up on a double date with him
and his wife. He wasn't married at the time, he
was just dating. He was dating his soon to be
wife Suzanne and so set me up on a blind
date with this girl. I said, yeah, yeah, yeah, sure
some trust there. Well, we go out and everything happens
to go the bar, We go back to their apartment,
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and then I went, Me and my date end up
in one room. I'm going to be extremely careful. Lance
and his wife end up another room. Us if time passes,
and I walked to the kitchen and out of dumb luck,
Lance is doing the same thing, and we meet in
the kitchen all right, and Lance says to me. He goes, uh, hy,
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so will you think about her? And I look at Lance.
I went, well she's not that good looking. He goes, well,
neither are you, And I went, you know what, He's right, right,
he's right.
Speaker 1 (25:25):
Or in another day in time, my friends, we used
to punch each other in the face like that. We
used to do the John Wayne thing where you're out
of control, you got punched in the face. I mean
that was you need your buddies to punch you in
the face. Of course, just a wake you and ago.
You know what I was wrong?
Speaker 2 (25:43):
My bad Steve SIPs. One of my friends said, where
did I sit? He said, at a super duper good
looking guy table. This guy, I'm unbelievable. Let's get back
to the AI. So kids are using the AI to
replace their friends, that's gonna make them even more socially awkward.
Technology is a great thing, but at the same time,
I believe it's gonna make us dumber or sorry, more dumberer.
Speaker 1 (26:06):
No, well, here's okay, here's true.
Speaker 2 (26:11):
I'll go to the store and this isn't even AI.
This is just use of calculators. I guess I'll go
to the store and they'll say, okay, mister whitting that's
fifteen five, and I'll slide them a twenty and a
nickel and they'll look at me like a dog looks
at a noise that doesn't understand. Yeah, like I threw
him a real curveball with this one, you know. But
(26:32):
it's the same thing with AI.
Speaker 1 (26:34):
If mail, if you said it to be have the
personality of Jack Black. Now you've got a funny friend
that answers stuff to you and in your questions as
Jack Black. That might not be bad. They're teaching them
how to be funny or not care as much, right,
I mean, look, there's gonna be some negatives and positives here.
Speaker 2 (26:53):
But my point is when you take away social interaction,
you're not doing yourself any favor.
Speaker 1 (26:59):
And you're yes, But if the AI friend prevents, said
loner guy, because there is a pattern with these cycle
paths that are shooting up schools and the rest of
it that they were loaners, they went online and joined
these crazy groups. So maybe the AI friend prevents. You know,
he's now has a friendship or she has a friendship.
Maybe maybe that helps them in that situation, right.
Speaker 2 (27:23):
Or maybe your face is stupid? Have you ever thought
about that.
Speaker 1 (27:25):
I'm trying to stay positive and I'm just so sure
to hate this thing.
Speaker 2 (27:30):
You come out with with stupid stuff like maybe the
AI is a better friend.
Speaker 1 (27:36):
Well, there's plenty of times AI would have been a
better friend than you've been to me.
Speaker 2 (27:41):
Hey, John Alden, give me that super long poll right there. Okay, thanks,
because I get ready to walk a tightrope on this story.
Maybe you know what, I'll skip it or run by
you in the commercials.
Speaker 1 (27:54):
Okay, let's do that.
Speaker 2 (27:57):
Lots of stuff going on at the radio station these days. Yeah, okay,
how many good days do Americans have a year? This
is interesting and it's interesting when they break it down
even more. Yeah, how many on an average? How many
good days? Three and sixty five days a year? Okay,
how many good days do Americans have?
Speaker 1 (28:19):
You got to break it down to a smaller thing.
So let's do it per week? So how many how
Monday through Friday. Let's let's do money through Friday, or no,
let's do the whole week Monday through Monday. How many
good days do you?
Speaker 2 (28:32):
Now?
Speaker 1 (28:32):
You have a good day every day because you've got
a new born.
Speaker 4 (28:34):
That's true.
Speaker 1 (28:35):
And every day is awesome.
Speaker 4 (28:36):
That's true.
Speaker 1 (28:36):
Every day is awesome.
Speaker 4 (28:37):
I'd say for the average person, I bet they have
three good days a week.
Speaker 2 (28:42):
All right, Well you all do the math. As as
one of my teachers at DASS used to say, and
I know this is not right English wise, the question
were all right? The question were how many per year?
How many good days per year Americans have?
Speaker 1 (29:01):
First of all, you're not a fair person to answer this,
because you've been diagnosed with depression, hate, vitriol, and revenge.
Speaker 2 (29:08):
Oh, by the way, I'll be going seeing doctor street
Russell today.
Speaker 1 (29:11):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (29:12):
Sorry, if you're If you are a prayerful person, pray
for my therapist because he has to see me today.
Speaker 4 (29:19):
I have an answer for you. Just one hundred and
fifty six good days a year.
Speaker 2 (29:24):
Okay, boy, your way off. Two hundred and fifty two
good days years? What most? I thought this what's most?
But let's go ahead and unpack this just a little bit.
What state has the highest number of good days on average?
It's Florida because there's so much entertainment in the news.
Speaker 1 (29:41):
I would say that the beach is there.
Speaker 2 (29:43):
You know, hey, you know what you know?
Speaker 1 (29:44):
I like say, oh, here we go.
Speaker 2 (29:46):
Beaches be crazy, Yeah, beaches be shocked.
Speaker 1 (29:49):
That that makes sense. That makes sense that Florida has
a bunch of beaches and fun stuff to do. They're
the happiest. And Mickey Mouse is there. You have to Florida,
thank you.
Speaker 2 (29:59):
You know, rats brought us bubonic prepp plague. And now
he's just because just because one rat, no tomato potato,
he's a mouse tomato potato.
Speaker 1 (30:08):
Big different.
Speaker 2 (30:08):
No, there's not either.
Speaker 1 (30:09):
There is.
Speaker 2 (30:10):
Yeah, one eats cheese, the other one eats cheese.
Speaker 1 (30:13):
You eat, you eat cheese.
Speaker 2 (30:15):
I really love cheese. What were we talking about? Good days?
Speaker 1 (30:19):
I think this number is way out of control. Two
fifty two for good days a year?
Speaker 2 (30:23):
Man, Okay, so we've we've learned that Florida has the
highest number of good days on average, at two hundred
and fifty seventy six days. On the flip side, there's
three states that have the worst.
Speaker 4 (30:36):
Numbers on just two of them go Mississippi and West Virginia.
Speaker 2 (30:41):
Not even close. Really, Tony went took a stab.
Speaker 1 (30:44):
I'm gonna say up north because it's freezing cold.
Speaker 2 (30:46):
Yeah, you're close, but you're missing one of them. What Connecticut, Vermont, Okay,
in Kentucky. These three states, these three these three states
score the lowess with only two hundred twenty eight good days.
It also goes on to say that most people can
recognize if they'll have a good day or bad day
(31:08):
by eight thirty am. I know immediately every Monday through
Friday at eight thirty, at eight thirty, I just know
it's gonna be a horrible day till noon.
Speaker 1 (31:19):
We Okay, Connecticut has New York envy, right, So all
the money in New York lives in Connecticut, right, they
ride the train twenty minutes or whatever. Money sometimes is
not even happen, It's exactly right. In Vermont. There's nothing
in Vermont except for a pancake. Syrup. So that's pretty good,
though it is.
Speaker 2 (31:37):
Oh no us is there is Bob Newhart's inn.
Speaker 1 (31:40):
That that's not a real person or a real in Kentucky.
I get it. I get Kentucky. Of course I get it.
I get it. We're number one in the bad stuff
and lasting the good stuff Kentucky unbridled spirits.
Speaker 4 (31:55):
Zooming the microscope even further, and see who the saddest
cities are.
Speaker 2 (32:00):
That would be good.
Speaker 1 (32:01):
Yeah, this leads into that. Remember I brought this up
because I have a friend that's celebrating fifty years being married,
And I said, what's the odds? It's seven percent, so
you have a ninety three percent chance of failure lasting
fifty years being married ninety three percent. And I didn't
ask him because we're at church, but I always ask
(32:22):
after that, like how many it were just you and him,
not with the wife and Baul, But how many good
years of marriage was it? Like how many out of
the fifty or forty or thirty?
Speaker 2 (32:33):
Well, this December third, Susan and I were going to
celebrate two years of marital bliss. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (32:41):
I missed my son's first wrestling tournament because I was
in your stupid wedding.
Speaker 2 (32:47):
Been married thirteen years, but we're celebrating two years thirteenth.
Speaker 1 (32:50):
Waitmute, you've been married thirteen years. Halloween is on Friday
thirteenth this year.
Speaker 2 (32:55):
Hey, I let me make sure I have that right
because it might be fourteen Okay.
Speaker 1 (32:59):
I had to. I was picking up a prescription for
Jackie the other day and I had to call my
mother and go Jackie was born on the twenty second
or the twentieth.
Speaker 2 (33:08):
I'm sorry this, I'm sorry. I couldn't call Jackie this December.
Speaker 1 (33:11):
I couldn't call and say, what days your birthday?
Speaker 4 (33:14):
Check her Facebook profile?
Speaker 2 (33:15):
That's what I had to do sometimes. Yeah, not for
my wife. It's gonna be fourteen years.
Speaker 1 (33:23):
We want to take a short break.
Speaker 2 (33:25):
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Speaker 1 (34:36):
I went through my car, or went out to my
car this morning, and it has been rifled through. I
guess I always locked my doors again, I let it unlocked.
They were both a jar, and I looked in and
my glove box was open and everything was on the floor.
I haven't had Map Security out to put the security
system on yet. I cannot believe I haven't done that
because I would have video of who did it. Because
(34:57):
you got to even in our neighborhood, where it seems
to be face neighborhood, there's break ins every single week.
It's crazy. Maps residential dot Com. There's something with that
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the security system on your home back after this on
NewsRadio eight forty w h A. S.
Did you have the measles?
Speaker 2 (00:01):
No, I think I got a measles shot. What was it?
What pox?
Speaker 1 (00:05):
You're thinking of chicken I'm thinking of chicken pox.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
Okay, So the funny thing about chicken pox. Oh, good
morning news radio waight forty wh as Tony Neddy, Dwight
Whitt and John Alden. Uh, funny thing about chicken pox. Yes,
and I found out this the hard way. But those
of you that are our age in your high thirties, uh,
you might want to take note of this. When you
(00:29):
had the chicken pox.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
The virus, actually it sleeps in your It.
Speaker 3 (00:33):
Sleeps in your body, alien virus.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
And it can come back later in life something known
as shingles. Now, I never knew what shingles wash until
I got it. And let me tell you it was rough.
It's basically a patch on my back started it's it
started to itch. Okay. Your spine is the divider, so
you'll either get it on one side, your right side
(00:58):
or the left side.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
This this segment is sponsored by doctor Whitton.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
Doctor Whitten, so let's.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
He goes into the conversation like he knows what he's
talking about. But can I tell you something about this?
Speaker 2 (01:11):
Because I went through this okay, so but when you
get shingles, it started out us itching and the next
thing you know, it's so paind.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
Where was it?
Speaker 2 (01:18):
It was on my back?
Speaker 1 (01:19):
Oh so if your shirt touched.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
It, man, if my shirt barely touched it, Tony, it
lit me up.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
Yeah. My brother in law got it in his head. Ah.
And I've known people have had it and they're like,
do you understand it? Just if you just touch it?
Because it's a nerve, it's an exposed nerve.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
I got to get the shingles shot because I never
want going to jump back. Before we get going, I
want to say congratulations to a couple of folks. This
was pretty spectacular. Last night, Baron Knows Pizza on the
Community Choice Awards won for the fifth year in a row.
(01:57):
Five years in a row, they won best Pizza. And
it comes on the very same day that these that
all of the owners worked their butts off, uh for
Detective Rush and I will see. Also, congratulations to my
dear friend Jessica Stewart Johnson. She owns New down Mile Therapy.
That's where I go, that's where my wife goes. They
(02:19):
helped me through my say Attica Paine through different pains.
She won with Don Mile Therapy best massage Therapy.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
Nice.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
Yes, well, I go guys, lots of great winners last night.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
All right, so it wasn't a tile.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
I I was the first one to say. If you
remember John.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
Waite, I thought you were the first one Sunday night
to say you thought it was a tile.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
It fell Listen to me the first. I was the
first one to say Sunday night, there's no way this
was a tile in a chair. If you remember that,
it was.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
Me that this was no boating accident.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
And it wasn't Jack the Ripper. It was Carus Car Carrious.
Speaker 4 (02:56):
You've been on the trail for this since the beginning. Yeah,
deserve all the credit.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
I was the one that said, Sunday night, there's no
way this was a chair and a tile. I'm just
on record.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
We love Matt Sanders. I'm suying it was a lot
of fun walking that back yesterday. We'll figure it out.
It's it's over now, so we you know, there really
is just trying to figure out what happened. I guess
is important. But the response was perfect, and that's all
we really need to know. They thought there was an
issue they were, they showed up and forced to take
care of it. So and people realize how many people
(03:30):
were there, forty thousand people.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
I'm not gonna reveal my high pot moose on this hypotheses,
yes and moose, but I will say I'll give you
four words on my theory. You ready, Yes, German roasted
almond cart That's all I'm saying. That's all I'm releasing
right now. That's all I'm releasing.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
You better have your information, your ducks in a row,
because those things are fantastic. Make accusations on them.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
No, I'm not. I'm not saying anything bad.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
I was like it.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
I loved my German roasted and almonds. That's the main
reason I go there where.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
You are German. Three miners were shot in twenty four
hours as louisll leaders Wenew pledged to stop the violence.
That was the headline at WDRB dot com this morning.
As Louisville police investigates several shootings involving miners in less
than twenty four hours, including an eight year old, conversation
(04:25):
continues as the violence must stop.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
If violence must stop, and it must stop with the
judges that sit on the bench in the Hall of Justice,
because I'll be curious to see how many of these
violent victims should have been behind bars. Well, it's getting
older and older and older these stories when someone gets
shot and you go, oh, well, this person was arrested
for violence on this date, this date, Yet they're released.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
So most of these are juveniles again still in the
summer days and lack of parental got a supervision is
what the police and folk in the neighborhood are saying. Basically, quote,
y'all got to watch your kids. End quote. There's no
(05:09):
doubt where are your kids now? We were Pharaoh raised.
Our parents didn't know where we were most of the
time as we were growing up.
Speaker 2 (05:16):
Here's the difference in the seventies. In the eighties, law
was enforced. And I got to tell you because I
got caught to a lot of stupid stuff as a teenager.
But I paid the penalty with community service or whatever
it might have been. I paid the penalty. I didn't
go unscathed. A judge didn't say.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
But you and I were not. We didn't have guns
and we were not running around with the potential.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
That's where it starts. Yeah, a small petty things that
go on address it grows.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
Well, we were rambunctious, the ball of cops, the beat
cops in Linden and Saint Matthew's knew me, they knew
my dad, they knew Dwight in the South End. They
used to before computers in police cards they had, they'd
have a little uh, they had the little cards and
they'd have your name on it and most of them
(06:08):
would give you three chances. You know, so Tony Venetti
and then you know the first thing he did, second
thing whatever, breaking a window or in an abandoned house
or whatever, it was right, and then on the third
time he took it year dad, So you know, it
was just a different time. But now they are trying
to figure out what and how to do this. But again,
(06:29):
how many times can you have a conversation. How many
times can Christopher Tuex get on a street corner and
they let balloons go and say to stop the violence.
It's it's it's a broken record, over and over and
over and over again. In some ways it's getting worse.
So we will blow past this story. Didn't want to
do that this morning, because at some point we got
(06:50):
to bring it up. Every once in a while, because
we stopped doing these stories because we really could start
the show with this every day.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
Well, no, it's just like yo, it's just like JCPS.
I've given up because the vote in Louis, Kentucky have
every year they choose the school board members that are
that are pushed by the school's union, and we get
the same results. So I've given up on it. So
as far as any JCPS story, I couldn't care less
(07:17):
to do another one the rest of my life. Well,
we have to get I know what you're saying. I'm
just saying, all right, so we not invested anymore.
Speaker 1 (07:25):
So what I'm saying who vested? He invested? Today, Jimmy
Kirschorff is going to come on. He is the president
of ISCO. Yes, they had a golf tournament, but more importantly,
people don't know, I don't think know what ISCO does.
So we'll find out how they went from a local,
family owned company that just operated in Kentucky to being
(07:47):
either the biggest or one of the biggest irrigation companies
in the world. So we'll talk about that.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
If you're not familiar with ISCO, they were the ones
that introduced irrigation to the Mesopotamians. In thirteen BC. That's
how far this company goes back back? Yeah. Yes, As
a matter of fact, like you know the Egyptian like
those uh you know fox people and dog people that
are walking with their arms out. There's some hieroglyphics of
(08:13):
them walking in and out of Isco right with smiles
on their faces.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
Well, I will tell you they did grow from Kentucky
to worldwide. I coached a guy's kid and I was
talking to him about the but the team, and he
was like where are you? And he goes, I'm I'm
running from a brush fire in Africa. I was like,
what worked Forrisco?
Speaker 2 (08:32):
All right?
Speaker 3 (08:32):
Man?
Speaker 2 (08:33):
I didn't know. He's not just goofing on you to
get you off the phone. He was not.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
He sent pictures.
Speaker 2 (08:38):
Okay, you know what I'm gonna start. I'm gonna start
using that like when somebody calls me, hey man, you
gotta make this quick. So I'm running from a brush
fire in Africa. Another thing that I'm gonna start doing.
I got this from a friend yesterday. If I'm having
a conversation with somebody that's not going the way I
like it, I'm gonna start booing.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
Them now boo no, I do I think you just
stick with the ron white, faster, funnier, shorter, funnier. Okay,
we talked about this the other day. You did a story,
a random story about somebody that had bought a lion
and the next day or whatever, the lion attacked him.
(09:20):
So an Oklahoma farmer killed by a water buffalo. He
bought it auction the day before. A water buffalo. Have
you seen those things? Yeah, we you're friends with the
guy that did ninety day.
Speaker 3 (09:37):
Yeah, that's part of the dowry Thailand. So I went
to Thailand, David Tobarowski.
Speaker 1 (09:44):
Yeah, So he went over there and we interviewed him
and he said, yeah, it's a little different over there.
The dowries are still in place. So he had to
he had to buy two water buffaloes to give to
the dad.
Speaker 2 (09:54):
Do you know what Susan's dowry was a white Castle
crave case and a twelve pack of.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
Milwaukee well Worth It.
Speaker 2 (10:01):
I've always steep for her will Worth It. It worked.
Speaker 1 (10:04):
Water buffalo is fatally attacked in Oklahoma man before confronting
and delaying police and firefighters. So they had to fight
off a water buffalo while trying to save Brad McMichael
forty five years old. He ended up dying from his injuries.
Speaker 2 (10:20):
Can you just say wouldn't be great? Like if you
show up on the scene and you're an officer, this
might be a bad example. But you know people always
go to hey, there's signs everywhere, don't climb Death Mountain.
And somebody gets hung up there. Yeah, and you pull up,
you say, what's problem? Oh, this guy he climbed Death Mountain. Okay,
we're done here and just leave.
Speaker 3 (10:39):
No, but I do I wait a water buffalo. If
you are a kayaker that kayaks into caves that that
say do not do that, or climb them mountain that
they say do not do that, you and you get stuck,
you should be responsible financially for all the gas in
the helicopter, the hours that those guys put in, whatever
it was, you should you should be responsible for that.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
You should add that in. If they save your life
for doing something you were not supposed to do, you
should be financially connected to it. Maybe it will prevent
somebody from doing it next time.
Speaker 2 (11:09):
I like by fitting the herd law better. If you
go one Death Mountain, there's one less person in front
of me at Kroger on the U Scan line going whoa,
it's good.
Speaker 1 (11:20):
Well, but the famous dumbest line ever was why climb
the mountain? Because it was there?
Speaker 2 (11:27):
Oh what ask me? Why to climb the mountain?
Speaker 1 (11:31):
Hey Dwight, why did you climb the mountain?
Speaker 2 (11:33):
Because some say why, I say why not?
Speaker 1 (11:38):
All right? Uh I do not. And we've talked about
this with dog adoptions before. Okay, something happened white wait wait,
let me pause.
Speaker 2 (11:47):
Right there, there's a beautiful little guy named Vinnie that's
up for adoption. Go to my Facebook page and look
at him. That's what first thing I did is they said, hey,
this is our dog. What you trying to help get adopted?
So what's his name? Vinnie? I went with like Vinnie Barberina.
But they're all twenties. They don't get it. But go ahead,
(12:09):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (12:10):
So the new Superman movie, a big focus in the
movie is the dog crypto, all right, which is driving
dog adoptions. We all want people that want dogs and
know how to take care of a dog to adopt
a dog. But this what happens. Remember this happened during COVID.
(12:32):
People were lonely at home, so they went out and
there was no dogs in the adoption centers because they
were all getting cleared out by people that were lonely
and bored at home. And then after COVID they were
taking the dogs back. Remember that they were taking dogs
back because now COVID was over. Well, now there is
a three hundred percent increase in dog adoptions after the
(12:56):
Superman movie has now come out because everyone wants a
cute little dog dog like that, because movie dogs are
like real dogs. No, so what we encourage you is
I'm doing this story because you Uh, I'm sorry. It
goes up to five hundred percent in some areas. Do
not go in adopt a dog because you saw a movie. No,
(13:18):
the dog is a lot of responsibility for an adult.
Not just have that conversation with your kid going to
are you gonna take care of this dog? I promise mom,
I'll take care of the dog. No, you won't. But
but know what you're getting into.
Speaker 2 (13:31):
And it's a commitment because that dog might just be
part of your life, but to that dog, you are
his or hers entire life. And remember if you are
gonna adopt it, but not because of the movie you say,
I just want to adopt a dog. Look this up
for yourself. It's called the three three three rule. It's
gonna take that dog three days to decompress from being
(13:51):
in a shelter, because these shelter conditions aren't that great.
It's gonna take three weeks for that dog to learn
the household's routine because dogs, that's what they are, patterns
and routines. It's gonna take three months for that dog
to feel safe with you and your family. So if
you are going to adopt a dog, you gotta give
that dog grace and you got to work with it
(14:13):
because it's gonna be in brand new situations and you
need to accept that and then help that dog be
part of the pack.
Speaker 1 (14:19):
Well, it's like dating you. The three three three. Yeah,
it takes three seconds for him to hit on you, Yes,
three minutes to last in bed, and three days to
stop calling you.
Speaker 4 (14:33):
Why even do the joke of the day?
Speaker 2 (14:35):
Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 1 (14:36):
Do I get any money out of bed for that
young No?
Speaker 2 (14:39):
You know what, you know what, I'm sitting a president here, John,
Get ready for this, okay, John, Anthony Venvenni. That is
a ten dollars from the b I think that's like
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Speaker 4 (14:55):
Like a once a year type of thing.
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Speaker 1 (15:11):
I mean what? All right, let's do said joke to
Jule as we move forwards.
Speaker 2 (15:20):
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Speaker 1 (15:23):
Not gonna have no idea how that popped in my head.
I am not He did three three three, and I
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Speaker 2 (15:39):
I'm gonna burn a stupid joke. You ready, Fowls. Hey,
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I don't know why don't scientists trust Adams.
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I didn't get it.
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community music. Hey, foul us, this is a lot lots
of pasta joke. Okay, yeah, what do you call it?
Fake noodle?
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I don't know what do you call it? Fake new
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Yeah?
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Right dot com back after this on News Radio forty was.
Speaker 4 (18:16):
Didn't mean to start it such a depressing part of
the pearl jam. It is pearl jam here.
Speaker 2 (18:21):
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Speaker 1 (18:24):
News Radia forty whas Tony and Dwight Show, brought to
you by the Kentucky Office of Highway Safety. The owner
of Isco will join us at the top of the hour.
They had a golfus a pretty big golf tournament this weekend.
But what do they do and why did they grow
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did that happen? We'll ask those questions.
Speaker 2 (18:46):
Here branding on the Tony and Dwight Show. Exactly right,
both questions asked and answered. Let's talk about the future.
I'm really nervous as we retire because people, not people,
but younger people's social skills are diminishing.
Speaker 4 (19:05):
Further and further and further.
Speaker 2 (19:06):
This is not going to help. A new report is
shedding some light disturbing light on kids, children, teenagers and
artificial intelligence. Researchers have found that children who are feeling
lonely are now turning to AI in place of seeking
out real life friendships. They surveyed gone it with a
(19:28):
stupid restart now computer. They did survey. Sixty seven percent
of the youth said they use AI chatbots regularly. More
than a third say it makes them feel like they're
talking to a friend. Most disconcerning is twelve percent who
(19:48):
say that they turn to AI for companionship do it
because they don't have to speak to anyone else. Now,
people are the youth are so surely awkward as they
can be right now already they can't hardly look you
in the eye and talk to you. A lot of people,
a lot of them are going to job interviews with
(20:09):
their parents, and this is going to make them even
more socially awkward.
Speaker 1 (20:15):
Here's where it can go wrong. The AI friend is
supportive and likes every idea you have. Oh my god,
it gives you a virtual hug. And your true your
true friends are the meanest people to you. Right, Why
are you being an idiot? Stop doing that? Or you
need your friends or that's why you end up getting
(20:37):
married later in life. You need somebody to go yeah,
you need to stop doing that. So the AI friend,
unless I guess you could set it to be a
true friend, which is, let's take inventory, John, your friend,
you're best friends. They're probably the ones that would say
anything to you.
Speaker 4 (20:54):
Oh, absolutely, call out on stupid crap and things do.
That's the way things go.
Speaker 1 (20:59):
Correct. So the AI friend, this is where I don't
mind you have an AI friend. At least you got
a friend. Cool, all right, I got it. You're a
lonely kid sitting in a basement. And by the way,
it's not I know it says ninety seven percent or
whatever it sixty seven well, sixty seven percent, but they
another Nember came out and said ninety seven percent of
students right now are using AI in school and for
their people.
Speaker 2 (21:19):
Oh yeah, no, I do no, but that number is correct, right.
What I'm talking about is they're using it for friends
yet sixty seven percent, instead of talking to another person.
But it seems like, look, look, okay, I'm just gonna
go back.
Speaker 1 (21:31):
Hang on, John Shannon with the win.
Speaker 2 (21:33):
John, Thank you, John Shanner.
Speaker 1 (21:37):
You're the best, buddy, John Shannon. Oh oh yeah, thank you.
Speaker 2 (21:43):
You have not been upgraded from news reporter to Tony
and Dwight intern.
Speaker 1 (21:48):
The coffee machine's broken, that's why.
Speaker 2 (21:50):
Now put this chicken suit out on and go hold
this son that says listen to Tony and Dwight and
go down to second Muhammed please, thank you, Thank you,
johnsh Uh. Okay, let's go back to grade school middle
school for me, okay, and let's look at the cafeteria.
There's unpopular kids, fat kids like me, and I set
(22:14):
at a table with unpopular fat kids. Then there were
sports kids that excel in sports. They all set at
a table. There was the hot girl table, there was
a smart kid table. My point is everybody fits in somewhere.
If you're a weirdo, you can find other weirdos. That's
what I did, no offense, Todd.
Speaker 1 (22:33):
What what Dwight discovered also John is that he went,
wait a minute, when I make people laugh.
Speaker 2 (22:41):
They like me.
Speaker 1 (22:43):
They like me, They really do like me when I
make them laugh.
Speaker 4 (22:46):
At every comedian's origin story.
Speaker 2 (22:49):
Absolutely, that's exactly right, and cares about grades.
Speaker 1 (22:52):
I can't do the pythagoream theorem, but I can make
a joke about it.
Speaker 2 (22:55):
If I can make Cindy laugh, that's right, that's all
that's important. Yes, who's ever going to need this spelling stuff?
Teacher lady?
Speaker 1 (23:04):
If you see a mediocre, chunky guy with a ten,
you're like, there's two options. One he has money. Two
he's hilarious. Yeah he's fun.
Speaker 2 (23:17):
I hear whatever. My wife and I walk somewhere. What
you doing with him?
Speaker 1 (23:20):
Yeah? So yes, there's no doubt, And I agree with him.
Speaker 2 (23:24):
Sometimes I'll hear not yeah, I don't get it either,
or I'll do my standard go to joke. I'll cross
my finger and say, let's hope she never sobers up.
Speaker 1 (23:33):
Uh, So that's my concern the AI friend. I'm glad
you have a friend. That's cool. Do what is you
gonna do? Okay, be a true friend. He's not a
true friend because he's never or she's never going to
tell you the truth about you. They're always going to
be supportive and not say, hey, you need to stop
doing that. Or will AI start to sabotaize the kid?
(23:54):
You know what, you should go buy that gun? What
what should I do? Oh? No, there not your real friends.
Speaker 2 (24:01):
Okay, I gotta go back.
Speaker 4 (24:03):
Instead of the voice inside your head, it's an actual
thing talking.
Speaker 1 (24:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (24:08):
I want to come back to the AI friend. But
at the same time, I want to rewind to where
you said mean friends are good Because chiming in now
via text to me, my dear friend Lance McGarvey reminds
me of a story.
Speaker 4 (24:23):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (24:25):
He set me up on a double date with him
and his wife. He wasn't married at the time, he
was just dating. He was dating his soon to be
wife Suzanne and so set me up on a blind
date with this girl. I said, yeah, yeah, yeah, sure
some trust there. Well, we go out and everything happens
to go the bar, We go back to their apartment,
(24:45):
and then I went, Me and my date end up
in one room. I'm going to be extremely careful. Lance
and his wife end up another room. Us if time passes,
and I walked to the kitchen and out of dumb luck,
Lance is doing the same thing, and we meet in
the kitchen all right, and Lance says to me. He goes, uh, hy,
(25:08):
so will you think about her? And I look at Lance.
I went, well she's not that good looking. He goes, well,
neither are you, And I went, you know what, He's right, right,
he's right.
Speaker 1 (25:25):
Or in another day in time, my friends, we used
to punch each other in the face like that. We
used to do the John Wayne thing where you're out
of control, you got punched in the face. I mean
that was you need your buddies to punch you in
the face. Of course, just a wake you and ago.
You know what I was wrong?
Speaker 2 (25:43):
My bad Steve SIPs. One of my friends said, where
did I sit? He said, at a super duper good
looking guy table. This guy, I'm unbelievable. Let's get back
to the AI. So kids are using the AI to
replace their friends, that's gonna make them even more socially awkward.
Technology is a great thing, but at the same time,
I believe it's gonna make us dumber or sorry, more dumberer.
Speaker 1 (26:06):
No, well, here's okay, here's true.
Speaker 2 (26:11):
I'll go to the store and this isn't even AI.
This is just use of calculators. I guess I'll go
to the store and they'll say, okay, mister whitting that's
fifteen five, and I'll slide them a twenty and a
nickel and they'll look at me like a dog looks
at a noise that doesn't understand. Yeah, like I threw
him a real curveball with this one, you know. But
(26:32):
it's the same thing with AI.
Speaker 1 (26:34):
If mail, if you said it to be have the
personality of Jack Black. Now you've got a funny friend
that answers stuff to you and in your questions as
Jack Black. That might not be bad. They're teaching them
how to be funny or not care as much, right,
I mean, look, there's gonna be some negatives and positives here.
Speaker 2 (26:53):
But my point is when you take away social interaction,
you're not doing yourself any favor.
Speaker 1 (26:59):
And you're yes, But if the AI friend prevents, said
loner guy, because there is a pattern with these cycle
paths that are shooting up schools and the rest of
it that they were loaners, they went online and joined
these crazy groups. So maybe the AI friend prevents. You know,
he's now has a friendship or she has a friendship.
Maybe maybe that helps them in that situation, right.
Speaker 2 (27:23):
Or maybe your face is stupid? Have you ever thought
about that.
Speaker 1 (27:25):
I'm trying to stay positive and I'm just so sure
to hate this thing.
Speaker 2 (27:30):
You come out with with stupid stuff like maybe the
AI is a better friend.
Speaker 1 (27:36):
Well, there's plenty of times AI would have been a
better friend than you've been to me.
Speaker 2 (27:41):
Hey, John Alden, give me that super long poll right there. Okay, thanks,
because I get ready to walk a tightrope on this story.
Maybe you know what, I'll skip it or run by
you in the commercials.
Speaker 1 (27:54):
Okay, let's do that.
Speaker 2 (27:57):
Lots of stuff going on at the radio station these days. Yeah, okay,
how many good days do Americans have a year? This
is interesting and it's interesting when they break it down
even more. Yeah, how many on an average? How many
good days? Three and sixty five days a year? Okay,
how many good days do Americans have?
Speaker 1 (28:19):
You got to break it down to a smaller thing.
So let's do it per week? So how many how
Monday through Friday. Let's let's do money through Friday, or no,
let's do the whole week Monday through Monday. How many
good days do you?
Speaker 2 (28:32):
Now?
Speaker 1 (28:32):
You have a good day every day because you've got
a new born.
Speaker 4 (28:34):
That's true.
Speaker 1 (28:35):
And every day is awesome.
Speaker 4 (28:36):
That's true.
Speaker 1 (28:36):
Every day is awesome.
Speaker 4 (28:37):
I'd say for the average person, I bet they have
three good days a week.
Speaker 2 (28:42):
All right, Well you all do the math. As as
one of my teachers at DASS used to say, and
I know this is not right English wise, the question
were all right? The question were how many per year?
How many good days per year Americans have?
Speaker 1 (29:01):
First of all, you're not a fair person to answer this,
because you've been diagnosed with depression, hate, vitriol, and revenge.
Speaker 2 (29:08):
Oh, by the way, I'll be going seeing doctor street
Russell today.
Speaker 1 (29:11):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (29:12):
Sorry, if you're If you are a prayerful person, pray
for my therapist because he has to see me today.
Speaker 4 (29:19):
I have an answer for you. Just one hundred and
fifty six good days a year.
Speaker 2 (29:24):
Okay, boy, your way off. Two hundred and fifty two
good days years? What most? I thought this what's most?
But let's go ahead and unpack this just a little bit.
What state has the highest number of good days on average?
It's Florida because there's so much entertainment in the news.
Speaker 1 (29:41):
I would say that the beach is there.
Speaker 2 (29:43):
You know, hey, you know what you know?
Speaker 1 (29:44):
I like say, oh, here we go.
Speaker 2 (29:46):
Beaches be crazy, Yeah, beaches be shocked.
Speaker 1 (29:49):
That that makes sense. That makes sense that Florida has
a bunch of beaches and fun stuff to do. They're
the happiest. And Mickey Mouse is there. You have to Florida,
thank you.
Speaker 2 (29:59):
You know, rats brought us bubonic prepp plague. And now
he's just because just because one rat, no tomato potato,
he's a mouse tomato potato.
Speaker 1 (30:08):
Big different.
Speaker 2 (30:08):
No, there's not either.
Speaker 1 (30:09):
There is.
Speaker 2 (30:10):
Yeah, one eats cheese, the other one eats cheese.
Speaker 1 (30:13):
You eat, you eat cheese.
Speaker 2 (30:15):
I really love cheese. What were we talking about? Good days?
Speaker 1 (30:19):
I think this number is way out of control. Two
fifty two for good days a year?
Speaker 2 (30:23):
Man, Okay, so we've we've learned that Florida has the
highest number of good days on average, at two hundred
and fifty seventy six days. On the flip side, there's
three states that have the worst.
Speaker 4 (30:36):
Numbers on just two of them go Mississippi and West Virginia.
Speaker 2 (30:41):
Not even close. Really, Tony went took a stab.
Speaker 1 (30:44):
I'm gonna say up north because it's freezing cold.
Speaker 2 (30:46):
Yeah, you're close, but you're missing one of them. What Connecticut, Vermont, Okay,
in Kentucky. These three states, these three these three states
score the lowess with only two hundred twenty eight good days.
It also goes on to say that most people can
recognize if they'll have a good day or bad day
(31:08):
by eight thirty am. I know immediately every Monday through
Friday at eight thirty, at eight thirty, I just know
it's gonna be a horrible day till noon.
Speaker 1 (31:19):
We Okay, Connecticut has New York envy, right, So all
the money in New York lives in Connecticut, right, they
ride the train twenty minutes or whatever. Money sometimes is
not even happen, It's exactly right. In Vermont. There's nothing
in Vermont except for a pancake. Syrup. So that's pretty good,
though it is.
Speaker 2 (31:37):
Oh no us is there is Bob Newhart's inn.
Speaker 1 (31:40):
That that's not a real person or a real in Kentucky.
I get it. I get Kentucky. Of course I get it.
I get it. We're number one in the bad stuff
and lasting the good stuff Kentucky unbridled spirits.
Speaker 4 (31:55):
Zooming the microscope even further, and see who the saddest
cities are.
Speaker 2 (32:00):
That would be good.
Speaker 1 (32:01):
Yeah, this leads into that. Remember I brought this up
because I have a friend that's celebrating fifty years being married,
And I said, what's the odds? It's seven percent, so
you have a ninety three percent chance of failure lasting
fifty years being married ninety three percent. And I didn't
ask him because we're at church, but I always ask
(32:22):
after that, like how many it were just you and him,
not with the wife and Baul, But how many good
years of marriage was it? Like how many out of
the fifty or forty or thirty?
Speaker 2 (32:33):
Well, this December third, Susan and I were going to
celebrate two years of marital bliss. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (32:41):
I missed my son's first wrestling tournament because I was
in your stupid wedding.
Speaker 2 (32:47):
Been married thirteen years, but we're celebrating two years thirteenth.
Speaker 1 (32:50):
Waitmute, you've been married thirteen years. Halloween is on Friday
thirteenth this year.
Speaker 2 (32:55):
Hey, I let me make sure I have that right
because it might be fourteen Okay.
Speaker 1 (32:59):
I had to. I was picking up a prescription for
Jackie the other day and I had to call my
mother and go Jackie was born on the twenty second
or the twentieth.
Speaker 2 (33:08):
I'm sorry this, I'm sorry. I couldn't call Jackie this December.
Speaker 1 (33:11):
I couldn't call and say, what days your birthday?
Speaker 4 (33:14):
Check her Facebook profile?
Speaker 2 (33:15):
That's what I had to do sometimes. Yeah, not for
my wife. It's gonna be fourteen years.
Speaker 1 (33:23):
We want to take a short break.
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I went through my car, or went out to my
car this morning, and it has been rifled through. I
guess I always locked my doors again, I let it unlocked.
They were both a jar, and I looked in and
my glove box was open and everything was on the floor.
I haven't had Map Security out to put the security
system on yet. I cannot believe I haven't done that
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