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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Alright, we're back our number two, The Tony and Twice Show,
brought you by the Kentucky Office of Highway Safety. Please
buckle up, but the phone down enjoining the last couple
of weeks at the lake. Please do not drink and
get on the boat and drive that sucker.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
Don't do it.
Speaker 1 (00:14):
Don't know it.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
Let's see what the box office receipts look like over
the weekend. Oh, how did this is odd? What a
superhero movie is at the top?
Speaker 1 (00:27):
Superman?
Speaker 3 (00:28):
No, No, it's not Superman this time?
Speaker 2 (00:30):
What is it? Stop Superman? If you super Dog, isn't
it you need to start following the universe.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
The dog is really the star.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
And basically watched this over the weekend.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
Now the dog is a super he doesn't have lasers.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
Out of his eyes. You watch TV with the daughter
yet there, John Otten, she does.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
She's there sitting there in my lap to hold the
babies as much as you can. Uh, or you end
up like us.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
You take her to the movies. That'd be fun for
everybody involved. No.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
Yeah, if there's other kids there and it's a kid movie,
everyone deals with it because it's kids.
Speaker 3 (01:10):
Also, let me know whenever you're getting on a plane
next time, Dwight, I'll make sure I pick the exact same.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
Oh, don't worry, there'll be five of you are just
like you.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
So let's see my whatever annoy is, Dwight, let's just
eliminate all kids.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
Just had this baby, it's almost twelve weeks old. Better
travel with.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
It, yes, because some people have to travel. You still
have to get You're just selfish, selfish and everything has
to know everyone. Everyone around you must be perfect or
it's annoying.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
You give me an example where you have to travel
with the twelve My grandmother died. Okay, Barbara, can you
watch our twelve week old?
Speaker 3 (01:50):
Or oh no, you're right.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
Let's just take my twelve week old and give it
to somebody else while I go to the funeral of
my grandmother.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
So now, yeah, yeah, I tink it. You hate your
Grandmother's that right? Do you hate your grandmother? Because right
in the middle of service where they go, you know, Agnes,
many people never knew this, but since she's passed, she
actually saved the lives of I'm twelve weeks out on board,
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I'm at a funeral.
Speaker 3 (02:21):
And then sensible parents will grab their baby, they take them. No,
they sit there outside somewhere. No, the parents are always
by me.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
Just sit there and do this.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
The only ones around Dwight are the ones that don't
take care of the kids. Now, they're never parents that
take care of their kids around Dwight.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
They do this.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
Kathy Ky, he's a fifty seven year old Karen. He's
a fifty seven year old Karen.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
Many people didn't know.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
Why would you have to travel with your child? Can't
you just take it somewhere?
Speaker 3 (02:53):
A lot of people don't realize it's not like leaving
Lemmy at home and they can leave check on them.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
Yeah again, my child? Really, so you leave for a
week and just leave it in the house.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
No, first of all, I'll call him it.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
Well the dog, isn't it.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
No, the dog has behaviors and it's uh self conscious
of others feelings.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
You know, our kids don't poop in the yard.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
Yeah no, because you haven't trained a proper man. The
poop on themselves. How is that better than pooping in
the yard. Don't worry about poop in the yard, but
poop over myself and then you can clean it up.
Speaker 3 (03:29):
Story was box office receipts? Box office receipts?
Speaker 1 (03:34):
What the hell are we talking about?
Speaker 2 (03:35):
Alight By?
Speaker 1 (03:36):
So what is this Superman?
Speaker 2 (03:38):
What is it the Fantastic four?
Speaker 1 (03:40):
Yes? Yes, yes, yes, this is the third version with
three This is the third different set of.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
Actors, Is it really?
Speaker 4 (03:50):
Are you?
Speaker 2 (03:51):
Are you kidding me?
Speaker 1 (03:52):
No? No, they've done it three times.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
So they're spider manning everything. Yeah, because Spider Man has
been done like like I think there's forty eight different
Spider Man three, forty eight different films Spidery Shore. Yeah, yeah,
they do the same, and there's fifteen different spider do.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
A trilogy with each Spider Man. And then the last
one was the Spider Man Universe, where all three of
the actors were Spider Man because they.
Speaker 3 (04:19):
Crossed over, which is the dumbest thing ever.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
It was really dumb.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
All right, So Joe Mauser says he seems to attract
the same kids.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
Of course, sorry to annoy you too.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
I'm just saying, we'll just have.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
Some sort of perfect environment for you guys to be around.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
You know, nothing like enjoying a nice Mexican dinner and
then having this out of nowhere, this high pitch shrill.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
Maybe it's the place you're going instead of maybe it's
maybe it happens everywhere.
Speaker 3 (04:44):
We should have to bring your twelve week old to
work there.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
I would love this one time. I want my buddy,
Jimmy Smith. We said, hey, let's go Jeff Ruby's.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
Here we go.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
I said, well, nothing like that could happen at Jeff Ruby.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
Here we go, Jimmy Smith, he's tripling down, annoying.
Speaker 2 (04:59):
Just give me a true story. So we go. We
go to Jeff Ruby said, nothing like this would ever happen,
Jeff Rubis, But just in case, let's sit in the bar.
Who sits right behind us? A couple in like a
whatever month year old.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
No, there's no way the baby was in the bar.
Speaker 2 (05:16):
You want to bet me one hundred dollars? Want me
one hundred dollars?
Speaker 3 (05:19):
That's on the bar.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
Though.
Speaker 3 (05:20):
The bar should have just had them leave.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
Right on exactly, I can't sit in You can't sit
in the bar with a baby. That's that's what they
should have said. They said, no, I'm sorry, you can't.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
I sat there and looked at me until I got
the steaks. And we got the steaks. Yeah, I did.
Jeff Ruby's and I'm bored. Who could have expected hey,
three months old to get bored to Jeff.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
Ruby's No, you don't even know how old the baby was.
He can't tell between a twelve week old and year old.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
Cut and half the rings? How much reson know?
Speaker 3 (05:54):
All right?
Speaker 2 (05:55):
So that I don't know. Fantastic four comes in at
number one, one hundred and eighteen million dollars, A lot
of money.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
That's why they keep making them.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
But I gotta tell you, man, for a while we
were doing after COVID. You know, okay, number one of
the box office. It made two hundred and eighty three thousand.
Those proceipts are starting to climb up, is what I'm saying.
Speaker 3 (06:15):
Yeah, yeah, it's cool to go to the movies again.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
Now I feel like, yeah, I love going to the movies.
Speaker 3 (06:19):
Whenever I went to see F one a couple of
weeks ago, that place was more crowded than I remember
in a while.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
Yep, do they is the sound gotten ridiculously loud?
Speaker 1 (06:28):
Well?
Speaker 3 (06:31):
I love the comfy chairs that they have in a
lot of movie things. You can recline, turn their heat on,
like that's that's the way to go.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
Last time I went was two thousand and five, that's
twenty years ago.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
They're huge chairs.
Speaker 2 (06:41):
It was with you for dawn of the day.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
You can recline. Some of them have a tray that
goes in front of you so you can eat your food.
Speaker 2 (06:49):
Do they have a German shepherd that lovingly nuzzles between
your legs? Throw the ball dog?
Speaker 1 (06:58):
Uh? So?
Speaker 2 (06:58):
What was number two in number two? Second place with
a haul of big difference? Uh, fantastic four one hundred
and eighteen million. But this has been out for a while,
twenty four point nine million for the New Superman. But
it does push the global take to half a billion
dollars now five hundred millions.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
It's crazy, that is crazy.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
Half a billion dollars.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
Another Superman movie.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
Uh? Speaking of just another remake coming in number three,
another remake, Jurassic World Rebirth.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
It was terrible movie.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
Thirteen million dollars.
Speaker 1 (07:36):
This terrible movie. I'm sure that's been I'm sure that's
getting close to a billion.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
I would think. So that's why they keep back. You
know what, at some point I'm gonna watch one of
these fast and furious movies because.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
No, you don't, you don't want have you seen one? Yes?
Speaker 2 (07:51):
Is there no thriller to it? Is it?
Speaker 4 (07:52):
Just?
Speaker 2 (07:53):
I wonder how far, how quickly, can we can get
this Honda Civic down the parking garage? Me, let's try
it with a twelve week old me, Me me. Coming
in at number four. John's movie F one fourth place
with six point two million dollars, then rounding out.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
Well, that's Brad Pitt and the guy that did Top Gun,
so it's probably pretty Harry Bruckheimer. Yeah, it's pretty darn cool.
I want to see it on the big screen, by
the way, because at home you can't get like if
you're the theater, the theater is shaking with the car.
Speaker 3 (08:30):
It's filmed very similarly, of course, you know, flying versus
being on a road. Right, you know it's a good movie, right.
Speaker 4 (08:36):
Very similar aspects between an F one and a fighter pilot.
And he captures that. It's mesmerizing, thank you.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
He's not amused. Look at that, not in his face.
Coming in number five. The Smurf's landing in fifth with
five point four. John Auden will be seeing that movie
before the year's up. Maybe tomorrow we're done kidding. Uh.
Speaker 1 (09:01):
Jenny's Dave was into the Smurfs. He's a Smurf guy.
Bet he went to go see it. I never was
in the Smurfs. I thought they were annoying.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
Well we weren't the demo. We were old when they
came out.
Speaker 1 (09:14):
I guess we were.
Speaker 2 (09:15):
Well, let me just see when did the smurf. It's
like the eighties.
Speaker 1 (09:18):
I think even if I was a kid, I would
have not liked to smurf.
Speaker 2 (09:21):
I'm sorry, I don't think so either. I see when
did the Smurfs did?
Speaker 1 (09:27):
In the two different words again, I was weird? I
didn't like Doctor Seuss.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
What you mean was I didn't like Doctor SEUs either.
Speaker 1 (09:34):
It was weird? Why is your face is all weird.
Speaker 2 (09:40):
So annoying? Nineteen eighty one eighty one is when the
Smurfs came out Smurf.
Speaker 1 (09:49):
I think I just smurfed myself.
Speaker 2 (09:51):
That's right. They used smurf for everything they do. Hey,
hey boy, they go home for a nice smurfing. Uh.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
You know the dome. You know the dome in Vegas.
I saw this on CBS.
Speaker 2 (10:04):
Yes, sure, the round planet looking things.
Speaker 1 (10:07):
Yeah, yes, it's all digital.
Speaker 2 (10:09):
Whatever called the dome. It's called uh the share the spear.
Speaker 1 (10:13):
The spear is doing it redid Wizard of Oz and
they digitalist they did, and they included because it's a box.
Originally it's just in a frame. Well, you've got to
make it to be able. It's on this big screen.
So they made all that out, and then AI the
characters that would normally be in the scene, but you
can't see him because they're squared out. And then they
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include they have this gigantic machines with the air machines
and all that. So when she's in the tornado and
it's going up, they're blowing leaves and smoking stuff are
coming at you while you're in the theater.
Speaker 2 (10:46):
Hey, a sphear workers, what do you doing? You miss
him up?
Speaker 1 (10:49):
My hey?
Speaker 2 (10:50):
I mean on a date and you sphear workers turned
the wind machine up.
Speaker 1 (10:54):
And I thought it was gonna be an outrageous price.
I was like, because they have two thousand workers.
Speaker 2 (10:59):
These price this are somewilar agreeable for me in my date.
Please don't miss it, my head.
Speaker 1 (11:04):
Thank you bad Tony Ever, naddie. They're working on this
one project and this thing, and I thought that's gonna
be one thousand a ticket. No, it was one hundred
and thirty Buckshy.
Speaker 2 (11:11):
It's not bad. But that's another movie that I didn't
care for.
Speaker 1 (11:14):
It was Wizard of Oz Oh it's a classic, and
I didn't care for We watched it every year. It
came on every year. You're smurfed up man, And it
was an actual failure in the movie theaters when it
first came out, really in nineteen fifty six. One of
the networks started playing it around Thanksgiving every year, and
then families got addicted to it, and people have watched
(11:35):
it every year in Thanksgiving on either ABC or CBS
or something.
Speaker 2 (11:38):
What's the same thing? Wasn't a Christmas Carol the same thing?
Or not? Not Christmas Carol? Oh, It's a Wonderful life?
Was a turd at the box office?
Speaker 1 (11:46):
Yes, and it is. It's the it's the you know,
the most important Christmas movie ever made. Yes, it's a
little long. It's a little long, but it's a great story.
Speaker 2 (11:59):
Speaking of turn birds, Happy Gilmore two Stream opened on Friday,
but lots of fans didn't care very good. I didn't
care for it. I liked it sixty five percent critic
rating on Rotten Tomatoes. Is that good, mister? I didn't care.
I thought it was a great movie. Okay, here's I
thought it was Caddy shack too.
Speaker 1 (12:20):
Okay. Here here's.
Speaker 2 (12:22):
Here's what Jackie.
Speaker 1 (12:24):
Here's where expectations come in, right. I was expecting it
to be bad, and then when it when it wasn't,
I was like, this isn't bad. And I thought John
Daily was a really good actor.
Speaker 2 (12:34):
John Daily did a great job.
Speaker 1 (12:35):
He did a good job giving them in his in
his garage.
Speaker 3 (12:39):
By the way, a good movie, according to Rotten Tomatoes,
is at least sixty percent or higher. Thank you qualified, So.
Speaker 1 (12:45):
It qualifies technically. It qualifies technically for a good movie.
Speaker 2 (12:50):
I think you're Did you get your sleep last night? John,
I got plenty of sleep last week, So a sleep
starting to happen now?
Speaker 3 (13:00):
Is that the thing Daisy only gets up once a night,
and it's eventually as long as she keeps taking the to.
Speaker 1 (13:08):
Tell you, dude, you look he does refreshed.
Speaker 3 (13:10):
I'm not gonna lie. I feel like I'm doing pretty
good at this dad thing so far.
Speaker 2 (13:13):
Yeah, you look a lot better than you did before
the vacation. Good good, I mean you looked uh yeah.
Speaker 3 (13:19):
I hadn't had a haircut until right after the until
the vacation started either, So I'm feeling good. In that department.
Speaker 1 (13:25):
You start to look like a zombie there from man,
it was pretty bad. You look good now, But dad,
it's my favorite job ever. Good job, miss a good job. Yep.
Even though Dwight hates kids.
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Speaker 2 (15:12):
We got here, John, This is blink no reason, no wonder.
Speaker 3 (15:17):
No no no specific reason. The fake punk rock band.
Has I heard you say a few weeks ago?
Speaker 2 (15:23):
Ah? Yeah, that man, Green Day. I'll move freak. I
have no idea what people see in Green Days.
Speaker 1 (15:30):
I always like Green Day. It's funny.
Speaker 3 (15:31):
Green Days become so political now shows.
Speaker 1 (15:34):
Yeah, see that's ridiculous. They need to stop in California.
But see, look's I like Red Hot Chili Peppers too.
This good music. Man, Just you know what your brain
green days?
Speaker 3 (15:46):
The political No you.
Speaker 1 (15:48):
Then you said California, which is your make fun of
Red Hot Chili.
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Pepper California, Keller California, the California. Who's a California? Why
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Speaker 4 (15:59):
All right?
Speaker 2 (16:00):
Let's try track number two, New Chili Peppers song, take this.
Speaker 1 (16:07):
Pay and enjoy a song. Why do you have to
crap on every song?
Speaker 2 (16:14):
All right? That's a rap, perfect way to go flee.
You really shook your head a bunch when you played
the bass track three New California album from run Out
Chili Pepper's chase.
Speaker 1 (16:25):
I get it. I get It's it's not as deep
as a runaway train with dead people on it and
a polar bear is chasing it with some heavy red
metal rock singer writing it to go save all the
dead people on a runaway train, and that's the that's
the whole premise of the song.
Speaker 2 (16:41):
I guess that's the Princess of the night. And he's
got it all wrong. The train did not carry dead people.
You make yourself you know what you do. You're making
yourself sound stupid when you talk out of your league.
The Princess of the Night deliver the mail through the
ice and nobly Princess of the Night Saxon is about
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a train that would deliver the mail. She was the
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If the Chili Peppers did this, it was a trade
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Speaker 1 (18:41):
When we get back, we'll talk about the viral video
on If you Saw This where the alien like creature
walk past this woman's home. Happens more often now because
aliens are getting caught on these ring cameras. I mean,
these are aliens. And then before they could just go
wherever they wanted, and now ring cameras like, nope, not anymore.
Speaker 4 (18:57):
Dude.
Speaker 1 (18:57):
You walk in front of this, you're gonna get on right.
Speaker 2 (19:00):
More pizza.
Speaker 1 (19:03):
We'll talk about that. And then Meta launched a you
will not believe how many accounts Meta got rid of
that we're targeting minors and sexualizing content and predatory behavior.
You will not believe how many websites or accounts made
up of all these that targeted kids. Wow, it is insane.
Speaker 2 (19:24):
Oh wait wait, I'm guessing Instagram because yes, it was
combined because your book is not hip with the kids.
Speaker 1 (19:31):
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forty whaf.
Speaker 2 (20:15):
Har do week and now I got to see Tony
Thornton also brought me some readers.
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Oh boy, are they working.
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Perfect h It's like you didn't know Monday was coming
and the show was coming.
Speaker 2 (20:34):
Well, no, usually keep them in my bag, and I
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Speaker 1 (20:39):
Yeah, it's pretty simple stuff, right, yeah, pretty simple stuff.
Speaker 2 (20:42):
Well, who says that hanging out in your backyard naked
doesn't pay off the way you tease the story we
can do?
Speaker 1 (20:50):
When did you teach I said the meta launched the
new teen safety features or the viral video they captured
an alien.
Speaker 2 (20:56):
Let's do them both. It's ten forty two, a.
Speaker 1 (20:59):
Video captured by homes a ring camera. See these aliens
thought they could just run around neighborhoods all the time.
And now I'm not talking about ali aliens. I'm talking
about alien aliens, greens. A little green dude. There's one
in California, Compton, California. This little green dude rolled by
a house in the ring camera. Gotti, you got to
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watch the video, just just google it up.
Speaker 2 (21:24):
So aliens come down to Earth and they figured we're
going to Compton. Well, of all places were looking for cube.
Speaker 1 (21:33):
I know some of the juras look like aliens at
some point, but this is not. Some of the skeptics say, no,
it's just a child, a person wearing a mariachi hat. No,
or a person covering them cells with a blanket. It's
an alien. I'm telling you, it's an alien. Aliens are real,
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and we're hanging out with us all the time. You
met people, You've met people that are like that person
is an alien trying to act human. Happens all the time.
Speaker 3 (22:03):
This is like that Key and Peel scared of them,
like I swear I saw the Pegasus.
Speaker 1 (22:06):
Yeah, I'm telling you.
Speaker 2 (22:07):
Yeah, this was four days ago.
Speaker 1 (22:09):
Yeah, uh is it come to California? Alien viral video?
Speaker 2 (22:13):
It's four days ago from and it's not NBC, by
the way.
Speaker 1 (22:16):
That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (22:17):
So you saw this on the legitimate side. Yeah, but
Nick just takes forever. Here we go, ring camera captures
alien like figure. Yeah, that's it. It just barely walks by.
Speaker 3 (22:26):
And that's that.
Speaker 1 (22:26):
I'm just telling you. It's an alien. It's an alien, dude.
Speaker 3 (22:29):
It's like sasquatch, except it's on ring numbers.
Speaker 1 (22:32):
No, no, we never know sasquatches are.
Speaker 3 (22:35):
All right, let's see not real. What would you rather have?
Be real aliens or a sasquatch?
Speaker 1 (22:40):
Well, aliens are real sasquatches or not? I know that
for sure.
Speaker 3 (22:44):
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Speaker 2 (22:48):
Sasquat are real? No, they're not, Yes, they are really. Yes.
Speaker 1 (22:51):
Where are the skeletons of sasquat um?
Speaker 2 (22:55):
Where are plenty in the center of where, center of
the center of historical skeleton?
Speaker 1 (23:03):
All right, we have bones from one hundred and fifty
million or you know, years old to t rex, but
we don't have any. And as Dave Jenny Dave Jenny's
used to say, there was never a real dumb sasquatch
that just walk down the middle of the street. I mean,
come on, dude, sasquatches are not real.
Speaker 2 (23:21):
Look you here a pie on a window seal. We're
just screaming for lady.
Speaker 1 (23:28):
Just squatchuh, sasquatch not real? Aliens?
Speaker 2 (23:31):
Folk, show That is not how you spell skeleton. That's oh.
Evidently when a bigfoot dies.
Speaker 1 (23:38):
Yes, their bones deteriorate or they don't have.
Speaker 2 (23:41):
Bones, something called explosing bones explode.
Speaker 1 (23:48):
They would have to. They would have to be stinky too,
because they're like humans and bears, like combined or something.
Speaker 2 (23:54):
Right, Wait a minute, I'm starting to doubt that sasquat
are real.
Speaker 1 (23:58):
Thank you you're finally coming.
Speaker 2 (24:00):
What does my life even mean?
Speaker 1 (24:01):
You know what? Tomorrow you're gonna think Red Hot Chili
Peppers is a great band. Oh no, I think that's
where you're going.
Speaker 2 (24:07):
They sang a song about sasquatch. He's a California squatch. Squatch, California, Caliphonia,
sasquatch Scotch, Cutch scotch.
Speaker 1 (24:15):
They didn't write that many songs.
Speaker 3 (24:17):
Yes, The calviol Machine told me during the break that
they have forty seven songs where they.
Speaker 2 (24:22):
Mentioned Californa or seven, not forty.
Speaker 3 (24:25):
Whoa how many forty?
Speaker 1 (24:27):
How many forty seven that mentioned California?
Speaker 3 (24:31):
It doesn't surprise me every of them all listed.
Speaker 1 (24:34):
Uh, the newsroom at news Radio eight forty says sasquatches
are real. So I guess I have to now since
the newsroom say it's real, say sasquatches are real, let's
get to the meta story.
Speaker 2 (24:46):
Hey, I'm trust but verified. Oh he's right. At least
it says at least forty seven songs.
Speaker 1 (24:52):
Well, shouldn't it be an exact number? You can't say
at least.
Speaker 2 (24:56):
No, Maybe they got tired of maybe they counted.
Speaker 3 (24:59):
Or maybe they subtle mentioned California without saying it specifically
in the other songs.
Speaker 2 (25:04):
Plays out west with the coast.
Speaker 1 (25:05):
Then all right, I will stand corrected. Forty seven is
a ridiculous number of songs that have California. Oh wait,
a Meta launched a new teen safety feature. This is
very disturbing. Over a half a million accounts were perged.
Six hundred and thirty five thousand Instagram accounts pergs that
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targeted minors and sexualize content and predatory behavior.
Speaker 2 (25:31):
Give those numbers again real quick.
Speaker 1 (25:33):
It's crazy. Six hundred and thirty five thousand Instagram accounts
were from the bad guys. Facebook had a half a million.
Speaker 2 (25:41):
I'm surprise Facebook was that high because little kids don't
get on Facebook and.
Speaker 1 (25:48):
They just we see and this is what this buys
into You tell me for years you can't persh them,
and they just go, oh, all controlled, delete, bang gone.
They got rid of these pretty quickly, met as you
using their AI. That's where AI is coming in. AI
got them and threw them out. This is awful. This
is what we've been saying about kids. Wait till the
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last second before you put your kids on social media
and all that, because they will skew their brains. Right,
My kids were, they were They grew up part partially
without the Internet and social media, so they were lucky
at least they were ten, twelve, thirteen years old before
it became something. But the generation behind them, their brains
(26:30):
are broke.
Speaker 2 (26:31):
No. I mean once you put that phone in their hand,
I'm trying to get off my phone.
Speaker 1 (26:34):
Yeah, well, we all want you to stay off social
media doing better?
Speaker 2 (26:39):
A were you talking about?
Speaker 1 (26:40):
Man, I don't know how many staff meetings would have
to have you posted.
Speaker 2 (26:43):
What thought it'd be funny? Get it?
Speaker 1 (26:48):
Yeah? The governor's office called, don't even say that, And
I told you they were making up the ten thousand
steps thing. You do not need to do ten thousand
steps watch.
Speaker 2 (27:00):
Okay. As you know or may not know, I decided
I want to get a smart watch. Finally, something smart
on me. So I find one that's eighty seven percent
off on Amazon. I'm cheap, I buy it. No, I
went frugal. Big difference. It was refurbished. That means as
good as new is what here? Let me check that definition.
(27:23):
Just read furbished means oh, actually Webster says refurbished means
better than new.
Speaker 1 (27:33):
Here's an important question, counselor did it work? Does it work?
Or are you too stupid to figure out how it works?
Speaker 2 (27:40):
Okay, a little bit both. The first one I sent back,
so I was pissed off as the battery wouldn't charge
stay charged. I thought of that this weekend.
Speaker 1 (27:50):
I was just like, damn man, maybe that watch works
and he's just an.
Speaker 2 (27:53):
Idiot, so I think that's what it was. So pissed off,
I leave the horrible review. They send me the new
refurbished watch eighty seven almost ninety percent off. If I
start reading on the watch, there's different settings to make
the battery go.
Speaker 1 (28:06):
Why is the guy that buys the watch from the
dude that opens his jackets to New York and there's
twenty and he's pissed because it doesn't work. Or it's
not a rolex, it's a polex, you know it's it's
he's surprised and pissed. Now the ten thousand ACKs.
Speaker 2 (28:22):
What was the guy's name, mister Rubinowski?
Speaker 1 (28:25):
The number?
Speaker 2 (28:26):
Thank get mister Rubenowski for the watch.
Speaker 1 (28:28):
You can't call people, Pauloxey, I didn't you cannot I
did not did not No, these poor.
Speaker 2 (28:33):
Polish people in the seventies. Let's get back to the Smortwille,
all right. So here's what concerned me. I just get
into my Craigate Lander jeep this morning, and I put
my hand on my head and I was thinking of
something like what could I possibly forget, No, not my readers,
whatever might have been. And all of a sudden, my
watch starts buzzing, said, we detective, that you have fallen.
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And I couldn't get that off. I thought I was
gonna call a police or something. Boy, I know this
might have to go back.
Speaker 1 (29:02):
Okay, So where did the ten thousand steps a day
come from? A marketing campaign in Japan in the nineteen sixties.
The study found that walking just seven thousand steps will
do it. There is no benefit more or less after
seven thousand steps, So just get to seven thousand steps
and you're good.
Speaker 2 (29:22):
Just another case of propaganda put on us by Big
Tennis Shoe.
Speaker 1 (29:25):
Yeah that's true.
Speaker 2 (29:26):
If you think Big Tennis Shoe cares about you, you're stupid.
Speaker 1 (29:30):
Now too far, Doc Sadlow will say that that's a
bunch of bunk. He says, forty two minutes a day,
not forty three or forty one, but forty two minutes
a day. You should walk. That will help you with
your heart if you happen.
Speaker 2 (29:43):
How many days you want to have? Ast be one
hundred and fifty minutes a week?
Speaker 1 (29:48):
Oh a week, he says, forty two a day. Just
listen to doc.
Speaker 2 (29:51):
Said I'm saying. He said forty two. I might have
had it.
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Speaker 1 (31:07):
Yes, Tony, can I have some of your skinny pop? No,
you have a seven pound bag?
Speaker 2 (31:12):
Seven pounds for me.
Speaker 1 (31:15):
You just give me a handful.
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Speaker 1 (31:20):
Oh damn it.
Speaker 3 (31:21):
Oh you are a shy.
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Alright, we're back our number two, The Tony and Twice Show,
brought you by the Kentucky Office of Highway Safety. Please
buckle up, but the phone down enjoining the last couple
of weeks at the lake. Please do not drink and
get on the boat and drive that sucker.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
Don't do it.
Speaker 1 (00:14):
Don't know it.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
Let's see what the box office receipts look like over
the weekend. Oh, how did this is odd? What a
superhero movie is at the top?
Speaker 1 (00:27):
Superman?
Speaker 3 (00:28):
No, No, it's not Superman this time?
Speaker 2 (00:30):
What is it? Stop Superman? If you super Dog, isn't
it you need to start following the universe.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
The dog is really the star.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
And basically watched this over the weekend.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
Now the dog is a super he doesn't have lasers.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
Out of his eyes. You watch TV with the daughter
yet there, John Otten, she does.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
She's there sitting there in my lap to hold the
babies as much as you can. Uh, or you end
up like us.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
You take her to the movies. That'd be fun for
everybody involved. No.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
Yeah, if there's other kids there and it's a kid movie,
everyone deals with it because it's kids.
Speaker 3 (01:10):
Also, let me know whenever you're getting on a plane
next time, Dwight, I'll make sure I pick the exact same.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
Oh, don't worry, there'll be five of you are just
like you.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
So let's see my whatever annoy is, Dwight, let's just
eliminate all kids.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
Just had this baby, it's almost twelve weeks old. Better
travel with.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
It, yes, because some people have to travel. You still
have to get You're just selfish, selfish and everything has
to know everyone. Everyone around you must be perfect or
it's annoying.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
You give me an example where you have to travel
with the twelve My grandmother died. Okay, Barbara, can you
watch our twelve week old?
Speaker 3 (01:50):
Or oh no, you're right.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
Let's just take my twelve week old and give it
to somebody else while I go to the funeral of
my grandmother.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
So now, yeah, yeah, I tink it. You hate your
Grandmother's that right? Do you hate your grandmother? Because right
in the middle of service where they go, you know, Agnes,
many people never knew this, but since she's passed, she
actually saved the lives of I'm twelve weeks out on board,
(02:18):
I'm at a funeral.
Speaker 3 (02:21):
And then sensible parents will grab their baby, they take them. No,
they sit there outside somewhere. No, the parents are always
by me.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
Just sit there and do this.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
The only ones around Dwight are the ones that don't
take care of the kids. Now, they're never parents that
take care of their kids around Dwight.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
They do this.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
Kathy Ky, he's a fifty seven year old Karen. He's
a fifty seven year old Karen.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
Many people didn't know.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
Why would you have to travel with your child? Can't
you just take it somewhere?
Speaker 3 (02:53):
A lot of people don't realize it's not like leaving
Lemmy at home and they can leave check on them.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
Yeah again, my child? Really, so you leave for a
week and just leave it in the house.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
No, first of all, I'll call him it.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
Well the dog, isn't it.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
No, the dog has behaviors and it's uh self conscious
of others feelings.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
You know, our kids don't poop in the yard.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
Yeah no, because you haven't trained a proper man. The
poop on themselves. How is that better than pooping in
the yard. Don't worry about poop in the yard, but
poop over myself and then you can clean it up.
Speaker 3 (03:29):
Story was box office receipts? Box office receipts?
Speaker 1 (03:34):
What the hell are we talking about?
Speaker 2 (03:35):
Alight By?
Speaker 1 (03:36):
So what is this Superman?
Speaker 2 (03:38):
What is it the Fantastic four?
Speaker 1 (03:40):
Yes? Yes, yes, yes, this is the third version with
three This is the third different set of.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
Actors, Is it really?
Speaker 4 (03:50):
Are you?
Speaker 2 (03:51):
Are you kidding me?
Speaker 1 (03:52):
No? No, they've done it three times.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
So they're spider manning everything. Yeah, because Spider Man has
been done like like I think there's forty eight different
Spider Man three, forty eight different films Spidery Shore. Yeah, yeah,
they do the same, and there's fifteen different spider do.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
A trilogy with each Spider Man. And then the last
one was the Spider Man Universe, where all three of
the actors were Spider Man because they.
Speaker 3 (04:19):
Crossed over, which is the dumbest thing ever.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
It was really dumb.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
All right, So Joe Mauser says he seems to attract
the same kids.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
Of course, sorry to annoy you too.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
I'm just saying, we'll just have.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
Some sort of perfect environment for you guys to be around.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
You know, nothing like enjoying a nice Mexican dinner and
then having this out of nowhere, this high pitch shrill.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
Maybe it's the place you're going instead of maybe it's
maybe it happens everywhere.
Speaker 3 (04:44):
We should have to bring your twelve week old to
work there.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
I would love this one time. I want my buddy,
Jimmy Smith. We said, hey, let's go Jeff Ruby's.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
Here we go.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
I said, well, nothing like that could happen at Jeff Ruby.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
Here we go, Jimmy Smith, he's tripling down, annoying.
Speaker 2 (04:59):
Just give me a true story. So we go. We
go to Jeff Ruby said, nothing like this would ever happen,
Jeff Rubis, But just in case, let's sit in the bar.
Who sits right behind us? A couple in like a
whatever month year old.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
No, there's no way the baby was in the bar.
Speaker 2 (05:16):
You want to bet me one hundred dollars? Want me
one hundred dollars?
Speaker 3 (05:19):
That's on the bar.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
Though.
Speaker 3 (05:20):
The bar should have just had them leave.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
Right on exactly, I can't sit in You can't sit
in the bar with a baby. That's that's what they
should have said. They said, no, I'm sorry, you can't.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
I sat there and looked at me until I got
the steaks. And we got the steaks. Yeah, I did.
Jeff Ruby's and I'm bored. Who could have expected hey,
three months old to get bored to Jeff.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
Ruby's No, you don't even know how old the baby was.
He can't tell between a twelve week old and year old.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
Cut and half the rings? How much reson know?
Speaker 3 (05:54):
All right?
Speaker 2 (05:55):
So that I don't know. Fantastic four comes in at
number one, one hundred and eighteen million dollars, A lot
of money.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
That's why they keep making them.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
But I gotta tell you, man, for a while we
were doing after COVID. You know, okay, number one of
the box office. It made two hundred and eighty three thousand.
Those proceipts are starting to climb up, is what I'm saying.
Speaker 3 (06:15):
Yeah, yeah, it's cool to go to the movies again.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
Now I feel like, yeah, I love going to the movies.
Speaker 3 (06:19):
Whenever I went to see F one a couple of
weeks ago, that place was more crowded than I remember
in a while.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
Yep, do they is the sound gotten ridiculously loud?
Speaker 1 (06:28):
Well?
Speaker 3 (06:31):
I love the comfy chairs that they have in a
lot of movie things. You can recline, turn their heat on,
like that's that's the way to go.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
Last time I went was two thousand and five, that's
twenty years ago.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
They're huge chairs.
Speaker 2 (06:41):
It was with you for dawn of the day.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
You can recline. Some of them have a tray that
goes in front of you so you can eat your food.
Speaker 2 (06:49):
Do they have a German shepherd that lovingly nuzzles between
your legs? Throw the ball dog?
Speaker 1 (06:58):
Uh? So?
Speaker 2 (06:58):
What was number two in number two? Second place with
a haul of big difference? Uh, fantastic four one hundred
and eighteen million. But this has been out for a while,
twenty four point nine million for the New Superman. But
it does push the global take to half a billion
dollars now five hundred millions.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
It's crazy, that is crazy.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
Half a billion dollars.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
Another Superman movie.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
Uh? Speaking of just another remake coming in number three,
another remake, Jurassic World Rebirth.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
It was terrible movie.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
Thirteen million dollars.
Speaker 1 (07:36):
This terrible movie. I'm sure that's been I'm sure that's
getting close to a billion.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
I would think. So that's why they keep back. You
know what, at some point I'm gonna watch one of
these fast and furious movies because.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
No, you don't, you don't want have you seen one? Yes?
Speaker 2 (07:51):
Is there no thriller to it? Is it?
Speaker 4 (07:52):
Just?
Speaker 2 (07:53):
I wonder how far, how quickly, can we can get
this Honda Civic down the parking garage? Me, let's try
it with a twelve week old me, Me me. Coming
in at number four. John's movie F one fourth place
with six point two million dollars, then rounding out.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
Well, that's Brad Pitt and the guy that did Top Gun,
so it's probably pretty Harry Bruckheimer. Yeah, it's pretty darn cool.
I want to see it on the big screen, by
the way, because at home you can't get like if
you're the theater, the theater is shaking with the car.
Speaker 3 (08:30):
It's filmed very similarly, of course, you know, flying versus
being on a road. Right, you know it's a good movie, right.
Speaker 4 (08:36):
Very similar aspects between an F one and a fighter pilot.
And he captures that. It's mesmerizing, thank you.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
He's not amused. Look at that, not in his face.
Coming in number five. The Smurf's landing in fifth with
five point four. John Auden will be seeing that movie
before the year's up. Maybe tomorrow we're done kidding. Uh.
Speaker 1 (09:01):
Jenny's Dave was into the Smurfs. He's a Smurf guy.
Bet he went to go see it. I never was
in the Smurfs. I thought they were annoying.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
Well we weren't the demo. We were old when they
came out.
Speaker 1 (09:14):
I guess we were.
Speaker 2 (09:15):
Well, let me just see when did the smurf. It's
like the eighties.
Speaker 1 (09:18):
I think even if I was a kid, I would
have not liked to smurf.
Speaker 2 (09:21):
I'm sorry, I don't think so either. I see when
did the Smurfs did?
Speaker 1 (09:27):
In the two different words again, I was weird? I
didn't like Doctor Seuss.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
What you mean was I didn't like Doctor SEUs either.
Speaker 1 (09:34):
It was weird? Why is your face is all weird.
Speaker 2 (09:40):
So annoying? Nineteen eighty one eighty one is when the
Smurfs came out Smurf.
Speaker 1 (09:49):
I think I just smurfed myself.
Speaker 2 (09:51):
That's right. They used smurf for everything they do. Hey,
hey boy, they go home for a nice smurfing. Uh.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
You know the dome. You know the dome in Vegas.
I saw this on CBS.
Speaker 2 (10:04):
Yes, sure, the round planet looking things.
Speaker 1 (10:07):
Yeah, yes, it's all digital.
Speaker 2 (10:09):
Whatever called the dome. It's called uh the share the spear.
Speaker 1 (10:13):
The spear is doing it redid Wizard of Oz and
they digitalist they did, and they included because it's a box.
Originally it's just in a frame. Well, you've got to
make it to be able. It's on this big screen.
So they made all that out, and then AI the
characters that would normally be in the scene, but you
can't see him because they're squared out. And then they
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include they have this gigantic machines with the air machines
and all that. So when she's in the tornado and
it's going up, they're blowing leaves and smoking stuff are
coming at you while you're in the theater.
Speaker 2 (10:46):
Hey, a sphear workers, what do you doing? You miss
him up?
Speaker 1 (10:49):
My hey?
Speaker 2 (10:50):
I mean on a date and you sphear workers turned
the wind machine up.
Speaker 1 (10:54):
And I thought it was gonna be an outrageous price.
I was like, because they have two thousand workers.
Speaker 2 (10:59):
These price this are somewilar agreeable for me in my date.
Please don't miss it, my head.
Speaker 1 (11:04):
Thank you bad Tony Ever, naddie. They're working on this
one project and this thing, and I thought that's gonna
be one thousand a ticket. No, it was one hundred
and thirty Buckshy.
Speaker 2 (11:11):
It's not bad. But that's another movie that I didn't
care for.
Speaker 1 (11:14):
It was Wizard of Oz Oh it's a classic, and
I didn't care for We watched it every year. It
came on every year. You're smurfed up man, And it
was an actual failure in the movie theaters when it
first came out, really in nineteen fifty six. One of
the networks started playing it around Thanksgiving every year, and
then families got addicted to it, and people have watched
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it every year in Thanksgiving on either ABC or CBS
or something.
Speaker 2 (11:38):
What's the same thing? Wasn't a Christmas Carol the same thing?
Or not? Not Christmas Carol? Oh, It's a Wonderful life?
Was a turd at the box office?
Speaker 1 (11:46):
Yes, and it is. It's the it's the you know,
the most important Christmas movie ever made. Yes, it's a
little long. It's a little long, but it's a great story.
Speaker 2 (11:59):
Speaking of turn birds, Happy Gilmore two Stream opened on Friday,
but lots of fans didn't care very good. I didn't
care for it. I liked it sixty five percent critic
rating on Rotten Tomatoes. Is that good, mister? I didn't care.
I thought it was a great movie. Okay, here's I
thought it was Caddy shack too.
Speaker 1 (12:20):
Okay. Here here's.
Speaker 2 (12:22):
Here's what Jackie.
Speaker 1 (12:24):
Here's where expectations come in, right. I was expecting it
to be bad, and then when it when it wasn't,
I was like, this isn't bad. And I thought John
Daily was a really good actor.
Speaker 2 (12:34):
John Daily did a great job.
Speaker 1 (12:35):
He did a good job giving them in his in
his garage.
Speaker 3 (12:39):
By the way, a good movie, according to Rotten Tomatoes,
is at least sixty percent or higher. Thank you qualified, So.
Speaker 1 (12:45):
It qualifies technically. It qualifies technically for a good movie.
Speaker 2 (12:50):
I think you're Did you get your sleep last night? John,
I got plenty of sleep last week, So a sleep
starting to happen now?
Speaker 3 (13:00):
Is that the thing Daisy only gets up once a night,
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Speaker 1 (13:08):
Tell you, dude, you look he does refreshed.
Speaker 3 (13:10):
I'm not gonna lie. I feel like I'm doing pretty
good at this dad thing so far.
Speaker 2 (13:13):
Yeah, you look a lot better than you did before
the vacation. Good good, I mean you looked uh yeah.
Speaker 3 (13:19):
I hadn't had a haircut until right after the until
the vacation started either, So I'm feeling good. In that department.
Speaker 1 (13:25):
You start to look like a zombie there from man,
it was pretty bad. You look good now, But dad,
it's my favorite job ever. Good job, miss a good job. Yep.
Even though Dwight hates kids.
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Speaker 2 (15:12):
We got here, John, This is blink no reason, no wonder.
Speaker 3 (15:17):
No no no specific reason. The fake punk rock band.
Has I heard you say a few weeks ago?
Speaker 2 (15:23):
Ah? Yeah, that man, Green Day. I'll move freak. I
have no idea what people see in Green Days.
Speaker 1 (15:30):
I always like Green Day. It's funny.
Speaker 3 (15:31):
Green Days become so political now shows.
Speaker 1 (15:34):
Yeah, see that's ridiculous. They need to stop in California.
But see, look's I like Red Hot Chili Peppers too.
This good music. Man, Just you know what your brain
green days?
Speaker 3 (15:46):
The political No you.
Speaker 1 (15:48):
Then you said California, which is your make fun of
Red Hot Chili.
Speaker 2 (15:52):
Pepper California, Keller California, the California. Who's a California? Why
can't you just said we got that one?
Speaker 4 (15:59):
All right?
Speaker 2 (16:00):
Let's try track number two, New Chili Peppers song, take this.
Speaker 1 (16:07):
Pay and enjoy a song. Why do you have to
crap on every song?
Speaker 2 (16:14):
All right? That's a rap, perfect way to go flee.
You really shook your head a bunch when you played
the bass track three New California album from run Out
Chili Pepper's chase.
Speaker 1 (16:25):
I get it. I get It's it's not as deep
as a runaway train with dead people on it and
a polar bear is chasing it with some heavy red
metal rock singer writing it to go save all the
dead people on a runaway train, and that's the that's
the whole premise of the song.
Speaker 2 (16:41):
I guess that's the Princess of the night. And he's
got it all wrong. The train did not carry dead people.
You make yourself you know what you do. You're making
yourself sound stupid when you talk out of your league.
The Princess of the Night deliver the mail through the
ice and nobly Princess of the Night Saxon is about
(17:04):
a train that would deliver the mail. She was the
Princess of the Night. She love the Princess of the Night.
If the Chili Peppers did this, it was a trade
for California. Where to come from California. The Princess of
Los Angeles. Let's go bigger, John, Princess of Californio. Alrighty,
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Speaker 1 (18:41):
When we get back, we'll talk about the viral video
on If you Saw This where the alien like creature
walk past this woman's home. Happens more often now because
aliens are getting caught on these ring cameras. I mean,
these are aliens. And then before they could just go
wherever they wanted, and now ring cameras like, nope, not anymore.
Speaker 4 (18:57):
Dude.
Speaker 1 (18:57):
You walk in front of this, you're gonna get on right.
Speaker 2 (19:00):
More pizza.
Speaker 1 (19:03):
We'll talk about that. And then Meta launched a you
will not believe how many accounts Meta got rid of
that we're targeting minors and sexualizing content and predatory behavior.
You will not believe how many websites or accounts made
up of all these that targeted kids. Wow, it is insane.
Speaker 2 (19:24):
Oh wait wait, I'm guessing Instagram because yes, it was
combined because your book is not hip with the kids.
Speaker 1 (19:31):
And Meta is the Facebook company. Yeah right, yeah, okay,
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forty whaf.
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Har do week and now I got to see Tony
Thornton also brought me some readers.
Speaker 1 (20:24):
Oh boy, are they working.
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Speaker 1 (20:29):
Perfect h It's like you didn't know Monday was coming
and the show was coming.
Speaker 2 (20:34):
Well, no, usually keep them in my bag, and I
put everything in my computer bag. Yes, in that backpack.
Speaker 1 (20:39):
Yeah, it's pretty simple stuff, right, yeah, pretty simple stuff.
Speaker 2 (20:42):
Well, who says that hanging out in your backyard naked
doesn't pay off the way you tease the story we
can do?
Speaker 1 (20:50):
When did you teach I said the meta launched the
new teen safety features or the viral video they captured
an alien.
Speaker 2 (20:56):
Let's do them both. It's ten forty two, a.
Speaker 1 (20:59):
Video captured by homes a ring camera. See these aliens
thought they could just run around neighborhoods all the time.
And now I'm not talking about ali aliens. I'm talking
about alien aliens, greens. A little green dude. There's one
in California, Compton, California. This little green dude rolled by
a house in the ring camera. Gotti, you got to
(21:19):
watch the video, just just google it up.
Speaker 2 (21:24):
So aliens come down to Earth and they figured we're
going to Compton. Well, of all places were looking for cube.
Speaker 1 (21:33):
I know some of the juras look like aliens at
some point, but this is not. Some of the skeptics say, no,
it's just a child, a person wearing a mariachi hat. No,
or a person covering them cells with a blanket. It's
an alien. I'm telling you, it's an alien. Aliens are real,
(21:54):
and we're hanging out with us all the time. You
met people, You've met people that are like that person
is an alien trying to act human. Happens all the time.
Speaker 3 (22:03):
This is like that Key and Peel scared of them,
like I swear I saw the Pegasus.
Speaker 1 (22:06):
Yeah, I'm telling you.
Speaker 2 (22:07):
Yeah, this was four days ago.
Speaker 1 (22:09):
Yeah, uh is it come to California? Alien viral video?
Speaker 2 (22:13):
It's four days ago from and it's not NBC, by
the way.
Speaker 1 (22:16):
That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (22:17):
So you saw this on the legitimate side. Yeah, but
Nick just takes forever. Here we go, ring camera captures
alien like figure. Yeah, that's it. It just barely walks by.
Speaker 3 (22:26):
And that's that.
Speaker 1 (22:26):
I'm just telling you. It's an alien. It's an alien, dude.
Speaker 3 (22:29):
It's like sasquatch, except it's on ring numbers.
Speaker 1 (22:32):
No, no, we never know sasquatches are.
Speaker 3 (22:35):
All right, let's see not real. What would you rather have?
Be real aliens or a sasquatch?
Speaker 1 (22:40):
Well, aliens are real sasquatches or not? I know that
for sure.
Speaker 3 (22:44):
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Speaker 2 (22:48):
Sasquat are real? No, they're not, Yes, they are really. Yes.
Speaker 1 (22:51):
Where are the skeletons of sasquat um?
Speaker 2 (22:55):
Where are plenty in the center of where, center of
the center of historical skeleton?
Speaker 1 (23:03):
All right, we have bones from one hundred and fifty
million or you know, years old to t rex, but
we don't have any. And as Dave Jenny Dave Jenny's
used to say, there was never a real dumb sasquatch
that just walk down the middle of the street. I mean,
come on, dude, sasquatches are not real.
Speaker 2 (23:21):
Look you here a pie on a window seal. We're
just screaming for lady.
Speaker 1 (23:28):
Just squatchuh, sasquatch not real? Aliens?
Speaker 2 (23:31):
Folk, show That is not how you spell skeleton. That's oh.
Evidently when a bigfoot dies.
Speaker 1 (23:38):
Yes, their bones deteriorate or they don't have.
Speaker 2 (23:41):
Bones, something called explosing bones explode.
Speaker 1 (23:48):
They would have to. They would have to be stinky too,
because they're like humans and bears, like combined or something.
Speaker 2 (23:54):
Right, Wait a minute, I'm starting to doubt that sasquat
are real.
Speaker 1 (23:58):
Thank you you're finally coming.
Speaker 2 (24:00):
What does my life even mean?
Speaker 1 (24:01):
You know what? Tomorrow you're gonna think Red Hot Chili
Peppers is a great band. Oh no, I think that's
where you're going.
Speaker 2 (24:07):
They sang a song about sasquatch. He's a California squatch. Squatch, California, Caliphonia,
sasquatch Scotch, Cutch scotch.
Speaker 1 (24:15):
They didn't write that many songs.
Speaker 3 (24:17):
Yes, The calviol Machine told me during the break that
they have forty seven songs where they.
Speaker 2 (24:22):
Mentioned Californa or seven, not forty.
Speaker 3 (24:25):
Whoa how many forty?
Speaker 1 (24:27):
How many forty seven that mentioned California?
Speaker 3 (24:31):
It doesn't surprise me every of them all listed.
Speaker 1 (24:34):
Uh, the newsroom at news Radio eight forty says sasquatches
are real. So I guess I have to now since
the newsroom say it's real, say sasquatches are real, let's
get to the meta story.
Speaker 2 (24:46):
Hey, I'm trust but verified. Oh he's right. At least
it says at least forty seven songs.
Speaker 1 (24:52):
Well, shouldn't it be an exact number? You can't say
at least.
Speaker 2 (24:56):
No, Maybe they got tired of maybe they counted.
Speaker 3 (24:59):
Or maybe they subtle mentioned California without saying it specifically
in the other songs.
Speaker 2 (25:04):
Plays out west with the coast.
Speaker 1 (25:05):
Then all right, I will stand corrected. Forty seven is
a ridiculous number of songs that have California. Oh wait,
a Meta launched a new teen safety feature. This is
very disturbing. Over a half a million accounts were perged.
Six hundred and thirty five thousand Instagram accounts pergs that
(25:26):
targeted minors and sexualize content and predatory behavior.
Speaker 2 (25:31):
Give those numbers again real quick.
Speaker 1 (25:33):
It's crazy. Six hundred and thirty five thousand Instagram accounts
were from the bad guys. Facebook had a half a million.
Speaker 2 (25:41):
I'm surprise Facebook was that high because little kids don't
get on Facebook and.
Speaker 1 (25:48):
They just we see and this is what this buys
into You tell me for years you can't persh them,
and they just go, oh, all controlled, delete, bang gone.
They got rid of these pretty quickly, met as you
using their AI. That's where AI is coming in. AI
got them and threw them out. This is awful. This
is what we've been saying about kids. Wait till the
(26:09):
last second before you put your kids on social media
and all that, because they will skew their brains. Right,
My kids were, they were They grew up part partially
without the Internet and social media, so they were lucky
at least they were ten, twelve, thirteen years old before
it became something. But the generation behind them, their brains
(26:30):
are broke.
Speaker 2 (26:31):
No. I mean once you put that phone in their hand,
I'm trying to get off my phone.
Speaker 1 (26:34):
Yeah, well, we all want you to stay off social
media doing better?
Speaker 2 (26:39):
A were you talking about?
Speaker 1 (26:40):
Man, I don't know how many staff meetings would have
to have you posted.
Speaker 2 (26:43):
What thought it'd be funny? Get it?
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I told you they were making up the ten thousand
steps thing. You do not need to do ten thousand
steps watch.
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I want to get a smart watch. Finally, something smart
on me. So I find one that's eighty seven percent
off on Amazon. I'm cheap, I buy it. No, I
went frugal. Big difference. It was refurbished. That means as
good as new is what here? Let me check that definition.
(27:23):
Just read furbished means oh, actually Webster says refurbished means
better than new.
Speaker 1 (27:33):
Here's an important question, counselor did it work? Does it work?
Or are you too stupid to figure out how it works?
Speaker 2 (27:40):
Okay, a little bit both. The first one I sent back,
so I was pissed off as the battery wouldn't charge
stay charged. I thought of that this weekend.
Speaker 1 (27:50):
I was just like, damn man, maybe that watch works
and he's just an.
Speaker 2 (27:53):
Idiot, so I think that's what it was. So pissed off,
I leave the horrible review. They send me the new
refurbished watch eighty seven almost ninety percent off. If I
start reading on the watch, there's different settings to make
the battery go.
Speaker 1 (28:06):
Why is the guy that buys the watch from the
dude that opens his jackets to New York and there's
twenty and he's pissed because it doesn't work. Or it's
not a rolex, it's a polex, you know it's it's
he's surprised and pissed. Now the ten thousand ACKs.
Speaker 2 (28:22):
What was the guy's name, mister Rubinowski?
Speaker 1 (28:25):
The number?
Speaker 2 (28:26):
Thank get mister Rubenowski for the watch.
Speaker 1 (28:28):
You can't call people, Pauloxey, I didn't you cannot I
did not did not No, these poor.
Speaker 2 (28:33):
Polish people in the seventies. Let's get back to the Smortwille,
all right. So here's what concerned me. I just get
into my Craigate Lander jeep this morning, and I put
my hand on my head and I was thinking of
something like what could I possibly forget, No, not my readers,
whatever might have been. And all of a sudden, my
watch starts buzzing, said, we detective, that you have fallen.
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Okay, So where did the ten thousand steps a day
come from? A marketing campaign in Japan in the nineteen sixties.
The study found that walking just seven thousand steps will
do it. There is no benefit more or less after
seven thousand steps, So just get to seven thousand steps
and you're good.
Speaker 2 (29:22):
Just another case of propaganda put on us by Big
Tennis Shoe.
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Yeah that's true.
Speaker 2 (29:26):
If you think Big Tennis Shoe cares about you, you're stupid.
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Now too far, Doc Sadlow will say that that's a
bunch of bunk. He says, forty two minutes a day,
not forty three or forty one, but forty two minutes
a day. You should walk. That will help you with
your heart if you happen.
Speaker 2 (29:43):
How many days you want to have? Ast be one
hundred and fifty minutes a week?
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Oh a week, he says, forty two a day. Just
listen to doc.
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