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Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, welcome in, boys and girls do a new
week today. You get your bus stops. Figure out where
your bus stop is. Usually they're pretty close to your house,
but I'm not sure. I've had some trouble at some
bus stops before. But you need to find out where
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your kid is going to hang out in ten below
degree weather.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
We have a emergency.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
What would you forget? Your day just got harder? What
where's your computer? All your readers? I think I have, dude,
there's a bunch of old people in this building. We'll
find a pair for you. All right, I said, And again,
get your bus stops correct. I know that's a big deal,
but sometimes parents forget right. I mean, if you drive
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past some of those bus stops, you'll see a kid
still in his Spider Man pajamas in a backpack, and
you're like, oh, Dad, forgot to dress the kid again today,
So get it together for the child, please? All right?
I was I was wraw it.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
I was r Yeah, I say it.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
I was wrong. I loved Happy Gilmore too.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
Oh my gosh, are you serious?
Speaker 3 (01:19):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (01:19):
I loved it. I thought it was great. Jackie and
I was Saturday night we were like.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
You gotta be kidding. No, I loved okay, were you
chimically altered in some No, No, we were sober because
Friday night Susan was out of town. I said, you
know what, here I go happy Gilmore too. I said
this is gonna be great, and that I kept you going, No,
it's gonna suck. It's gonna suck. Halfway through it, I'm like,
oh my gosh, your neighbors, this is horrible. Wait, I
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started thinking, you want to start thinking Caddy shack too?
With all the well Jackie Mason, Hey, we're gonna put
a windmill.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
I disagree, We'll put Yes, that was a little goofy.
You know a lot of these movies the Indians are.
But you're saying that I was at home saying I
was wrong, and you were at your house saying Vinnetti
was right.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
That's exactly what I'm saying. To the point, to the point,
I cannot even begin to tell you what happened at
the end. I know that the green tilts and all that.
I don't want to get anything away, but I have
no idea what happened at the end.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
We're gonna get a little emotional. She gets to go
to the Ballet's school in Paris, and it's on the
dime of the crazy dude that got his face burned
by the shooter.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
Pooter McGavin. By the way, I've got to.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
And I love that they became friends. John, did you
see it?
Speaker 4 (02:38):
I've not seen it, and I've also not seen the
original Happy Gilmore.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
Oh really, Jackie had either. Jackie didn't understand happy stuff.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
You were born one year after it, and that came
out in ninety three.
Speaker 4 (02:50):
I was born in ninety seven.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
Four years. That's like us saying, well, we never saw
Andy Griffins no room for sergeants.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
Yeah, but there was less content. Then the kid grew
up in the age of content, all right. So Jackie
was in the same boat. She didn't get a bunch
of the jokes that were obviously referenced to the first one.
But I loved it. I thought it was cute and
five I swear.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
I did not expect this. Here's what I expected.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
And John Daily was awesome.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
John Daily was good. John Dayley was really good, and
having him live in.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
Uh garage was perfect.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
Perfect, But it's not what I expected. I expected to
come in fest up. Okay, man, you were right. I
watched Happy Gilmore too, and it was terrible.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
But uh, the fact that they got the five top
golfers in the world too, obviously, are you okay over there?
The five here, the five top golfers in the world
to do not just one scene but be in the
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movie he extensively was crazy. And the fact that they
got the number one golf in the world shuffler, they
got arrested here in Louisville, to get arrested in the
movie and goes, oh, I know the drill. He puts
his hands behind his back and he goes to jail
and he watches the rest of the golf mat match
in in his jail cell with these other dudes. I
thought that was a great way for him to handle that.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
These spoiler alerts are brought to you by Toty Vanetti.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
Oh yeah, I'm sorry.
Speaker 4 (04:24):
So our morning host Nick was very he's very scared
to watch the new Happy Gilmore. Did you reassure him
that it.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
No, he wanted to talk about serious stuff because that's
what you're doing in the morning.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
Okay, I'm serious.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
Hum. I recommend it totally. It was a fun, fun
Now there's a part where Dwight's right where they get
to the part to where they're they're doing this goofy
Caddyshack two type of golf and it's weird and goofy,
but that's Sandler, so you know, you put up with it.
But he's just he's And at some point he's in
the movie and he's in the jim shorts and they're
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too big of a T shirt and shoes, and I
I looked at Jack and that's how I guarantee he
just drove to the set and that's what he wore. Oh,
from from his car to the set.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
That's how I would be, just if you're Sandler. Here's
the very first thing I thought after watching that movie
and still not knowing, just being so unconcerned about this movie,
and I was looking Maybe it's because I would looking
forward to it. It was good, But here's.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
White says bad. I say good. So I don't know
what to do with that, because I thought it would
be a disaster because any of the remakes with the
old guys that were funny when you and I were
in our twenties, it's like, you can't go back, bro,
here's what they did it.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
Here's the first thing that I thought when I watched
that movie and it ended, I thought the John Calipery
lifetime contract theory they gave Sandler. I don't know how many.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
One hundred million, one hundred million are better. They just
made you, guys, make these movies. Just make movies.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
I would look up how much the deal was, but
I don't have readers.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
Okay, you have a choice, John, you have a choice. Okay.
The White Castles in Saint Matthew's is becoming either a
coffee shop or a bank. Which one coffee shop.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
That's a bank location.
Speaker 4 (06:13):
It depends on the like what coffee shop like If
it's a Starbucks, I don't care.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
It's the White Castles in Saint Matthew's across from Trinity
is going to become a coffee shop.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
There we go Tony and I know we will not
say the name. Know someone that died there and they
got revived.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
Well, they moved it. It used to be over where
the other bank is now that one bank, Oh took it. Okay.
Then they moved to White Castle right across the street
from Trinity, and it's been closed for two years, so
that space has just been empty. And White Castle's is
a brand that I don't know where it's going. I
love White Castles. I think the crinkly fries with that
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cheese dip, which we know probably is not a lot
of cheese in it, but it's so delicious. I mean,
you dragged the crinkly fries through that cheese dip. So good.
But think about White Castles. I don't know where the
brand is. So you're across the street from the largest
private high school full of thirteen hundred guys Burgers and
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it didn't last. That's pretty telling.
Speaker 4 (07:18):
I wonder if it had to do with poor service
or just bad locationing, whatever you wanna call it. Sometimes
service it's hard to get in and look.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
The payoff was there for White Castle. Yeah, it's it's
hard to get in and out that it's White Castle.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
It's White Castle Coffee.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
Oh look Doggers Doggers VP, or you know what, let's
just go up another half a block there might be
a coffee not.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
In Saint Matthew's. There are There are twenty coffee shops
within a mile of that location. I guarantee you at
least twenty, and they're packed all the time. It's look,
and every time they open one, I go, well, how's
that one gonna survive and I buy it every day
and go it's packed packed.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
Well, as Phil Dumphy would say, location, location, Location. Oh,
by the way, so the hot blonde is Phil Dumphy's wife.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
Yeah. Do you remember the original.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
But I didn't know that was her.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, wow. Yeah. They did a flashback from
the original movie where she brings two pictures of beer
in her underwear. Uh, and we were laughing at the underwear, going,
it's so nineteen ninety whatever it.
Speaker 2 (08:26):
Was that was.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
So white castles. Originally the burgers were like twenty five cents,
you know, And that's why I guess in the eighties
it was so popular because if you had a dollar,
you could get four cheeseburgers dude, right and shove them
right in your mouth. And they were so delicious because
nothing tasted like that, so delicious. Put a little brown
mustard on it.
Speaker 3 (08:48):
Oh.
Speaker 4 (08:49):
So the secret is the holes they put inside the
patties so then they don't have to make them as big.
Speaker 1 (08:54):
Yeah, I'm gonna guess Dwyight got the double.
Speaker 2 (08:58):
Oh you want to know about order after San Andrew
Pub every We'll call it Monday morning at five am.
Go ahead, five double cheeseburgers with extra onion and extra
raw onion, a cheese fry.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
And a big red That's not bad, that's airba. Well,
when you're tapping into something after a couple of drinks.
John White Castles is even better.
Speaker 4 (09:20):
And I used to work third shift at UPS. Whenever
you get off work and you're hungry, and you know,
one of the only places open is a White Castle.
Speaker 1 (09:26):
It hits the spot at four thirty in the morning.
Is well. The old story was they used to always
have to look on Christmas Eve for the key because
it's open twenty four hours. No one ever locked the place,
so they would have to try to find the key
to actually lock it for one day. We had a friend.
They used to have a gigantic aluminum like aluminum iced
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tea dispenser at the end right when you started the
aisle to go order, and he would get drunk, pull
the lid off it and he would do the lay
lay lay at two in the morning, and then the
whole restaurant would go. And then he died in the
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White Castle. Wow, and you brought him back to life.
Speaker 2 (10:14):
He got arrested twice for yodling, two times for yodling
into the uh gigantic T ten two different times you.
Speaker 1 (10:22):
Got yodeling and two in the morning, because if you're
a worker, then that's not annoying at all.
Speaker 2 (10:28):
Well, first of all, just the drugs every single night, Oh.
Speaker 1 (10:30):
My god, every night, and there was a fight there
all the time.
Speaker 2 (10:36):
Yes, going to my text. First of all, Tony Vanedi, Yes,
I'm here. I cut a little close this morning, didn't.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
I you did? I said, are you here? It was
eight fifty nine.
Speaker 2 (10:46):
I'm just not getting.
Speaker 1 (10:47):
Your are you here? Dude? Did we have a show
in sixty seconds?
Speaker 2 (10:54):
Joey straighter? He chimes in. He says that I agree
with Tony. The ending was super goofy, but overall happy Gilmore.
I thought it was a great movie.
Speaker 1 (11:03):
That was Joey.
Speaker 2 (11:04):
Yeah, what is Joey?
Speaker 1 (11:05):
Joey, Joey the smartest friend you have?
Speaker 2 (11:08):
Nas Joey, Hang on a second, I have a thought.
That was my thought.
Speaker 1 (11:14):
Tony's right, He's just so upset because he said Tony.
Speaker 2 (11:16):
Stuart McKie says, Dwight whitting You're right. Happy Gilmore two
is awful. I watched this Saturday Saturday. Then I watched
the original version on Sunday, just so I can get
over being so disappointed. Yeah, I'm with you, Stuart Mackie.
Speaker 1 (11:29):
Stuart Mackie is not smart, Joey is.
Speaker 2 (11:32):
We need you know, what we need to do is
get a death match between.
Speaker 1 (11:36):
No, we don't. I don't know why they have it
on Monday, but the World Championship Dainty Contest is today.
Germantown is gonna be alive tonight.
Speaker 2 (11:47):
Sometimes I feel dainty.
Speaker 1 (11:49):
You've never felt dainty in your life, Dainty. There's never
been a dainty Dainty Dwight in his life.
Speaker 2 (11:56):
Look how dainty he is. I would come up with
a different name, like you shouldn't flogglin or something.
Speaker 1 (12:03):
You know, I am going to warn you again. And
there's been some articles written on it. Oh and by
the way, I've got an email into I contacted the
Double Mint twins. Yeah, so they they we possibly might
have a double Mint twin in them. Yep, so, sib
I think or the other one. I'm not sure.
Speaker 2 (12:24):
How do you think the other one?
Speaker 1 (12:26):
I don't know, they're both.
Speaker 2 (12:28):
How do you think how do you think that that
makes the other one feel when you say, hey, the
other one.
Speaker 1 (12:34):
Well, they look exactly like they're twins.
Speaker 2 (12:36):
I wonder if they got like a cool twin voice.
Speaker 1 (12:41):
But they obviously put on the Barnstable Brown Party every year,
and the change for the Oaks could really because I
know that everyone shows up around when the sun is
going down, right, and that's what I used to see
on TV when the TV remember when the TV stations
used to set up live outside the Barnstable brown I
don't know what it does to that part, even though
it goes to one in the morning.
Speaker 2 (13:02):
I don't want to Maybe I shouldn't release this.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
Yeah, I'm gonna all right, it's live radio. Bro, it's
not a podcast.
Speaker 2 (13:11):
It's gonna piss them off because they like to keep
that they keep that guest list under wraps.
Speaker 1 (13:18):
Yeah, I'm doing it.
Speaker 2 (13:20):
I heard kid Rock.
Speaker 1 (13:22):
Kid Rock is there every year smoking Robinson, but he
ran in some trouble this year, so I don't know
if he'll be back. Uh, but we'll we'll, We'll try
to get her on just and I said to her,
I said, I have no agenda here. If you if
you don't care, whatever, just come on and talk about
the Barnstable Browns. But I don't think I've been contact
a lot.
Speaker 2 (13:40):
Of friends that are musicians that play that every year.
Speaker 1 (13:42):
Bob Ramsey, Oh yeah right, yeah, yeah yeah, because they
have to have a really good musicians up there. So
then whoever jumps up a country singer, R and B singer,
they can be able to play anything. So it's and again,
we've never been invited, and we're not looking for an
invitation here. I just would like to you and I
we work on those and then we're up early the
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next day to cover the derby. There's no way. Now.
If I was in my twenties, I just go straight
from that party to cover the derby like I used
to do in the old day.
Speaker 2 (14:11):
See, if I went to that party, I would not drink,
just because I'd want to remember the experience, not making
an ass out of myself.
Speaker 1 (14:18):
You know, why would you disappoint everyone there to say
this is the Dwight Witten and he's not drinking tonight.
Speaker 2 (14:27):
Do you want?
Speaker 1 (14:28):
You are the person inside the little glass tube that
says break in case of emergency?
Speaker 2 (14:32):
I want. I wonder if she'll every twin has like
a twin language and they talk to each other in it.
Girl like that, I want her to teach me her
twin language. So when I meet her twin, I could
freak her out by going, oh garble gle litit going on.
Speaker 1 (14:49):
That was John, that was a reference. I'm sorry that
maybe people don't realize when people used to try to
quit smoking in the seventies and eighties, they put one
cigarette in one match in a little glass tube break
in case of an emergency. So people had them in
their house and they're like the junk.
Speaker 2 (15:08):
Drawer ours was on the wall and it was broken
every other day the other day, my teenaged white Yes.
Speaker 1 (15:16):
And I don't know that the dainty thing looks really
hard to do, and I think basically the person that
wins just gets lucky.
Speaker 2 (15:23):
Right, first thing I like to do in the Monday
morning is get to the sports sports page, yeah, and
check out the dainty scores.
Speaker 1 (15:31):
Well, I know that Wolford and Miners are my our
two little or our two German town. Oh in Doc Sadlow,
Doc Sadlow, Miners Wolford they're the German town because Wolfford's
old man used to own a bar there. I bet
sad Low could just take that thing a mile, as
I did send him a text because not John Austin
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Montgomery on the air, Friday said, well, maybe Hulk Cogan
would be alive if Doc Sadlow was this cardiologist.
Speaker 2 (16:00):
That was John from the newsroom that sent there.
Speaker 1 (16:02):
Oh that's right, I'm sorry mix the two up. Okay,
So let's get to the joker that you were back
off the bench. John's filled in at point guard on Friday.
You are in and.
Speaker 2 (16:12):
We missed you, John All, we missed you, buddy.
Speaker 1 (16:14):
Glad to be back. You look rested.
Speaker 2 (16:16):
Hey, real quick, how was your vacation? It was? It
was the first time. Listen, it's time for the joke,
they dude. Okay, come on, man, you fell for it.
Fellas your mama is so stupid.
Speaker 1 (16:28):
How stupid is my mama?
Speaker 2 (16:30):
She got fired from the M and M factory for
throwing away all the ws.
Speaker 1 (16:33):
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Speaker 1 (18:28):
Back after this on news radio eight forty whs.
Speaker 2 (18:33):
It was personally and I'm gonna be in the j
town real soon.
Speaker 1 (18:39):
Wow. Wow.
Speaker 2 (18:39):
Almus Presley just is terrible by Ronstone, Pinky Tool. Let's
gonna do Pinka tooel things to you, Tony, make you
feel funny?
Speaker 1 (18:51):
Why do you wall Elvis impersonators choose the jumpsuit era.
Speaker 2 (18:55):
I don't know why not the weather It's just more
fun like the leather sexy come back letter Edni sat
on that round.
Speaker 1 (19:06):
Stage and with no wonder thing eat right yeah yeah,
oh els brother ah.
Speaker 2 (19:12):
Because we have a couple of people in the studio
with us, one of them may or may not be
my mayor. So let me get these parks and tickets out.
This is this one's from the detective paulk.
Speaker 1 (19:25):
Yeah, he does this joke every single time a politician
on him.
Speaker 2 (19:29):
Let's get uh, let's get the MIC's on. Go ahead
and reduce ourselves.
Speaker 1 (19:34):
Hi.
Speaker 3 (19:34):
I'm Debbie Hendrick. I'm the parks director for the city.
And I'm Carol Pike. I'm the mayor for the City
of Jeffersontown.
Speaker 2 (19:40):
And you all have arranged for the king to come
back to jay Town where I live, by the way
and love love, love and by the way. Yes, Jimmy
Jams and Jeffersontown Public Works, Oh my gosh, Jaytown Public
Works is the best of the best.
Speaker 5 (19:58):
We got the best little team down there.
Speaker 2 (20:00):
Same with Jtown Police Department.
Speaker 3 (20:02):
Right, everybody wants to come to Jeffersontown because of our
place and because of our public works.
Speaker 5 (20:07):
And now apartments going on. Yes, we got agree.
Speaker 1 (20:10):
What I have a feeling this is more like parks
and reck.
Speaker 2 (20:14):
What what? What what's it like?
Speaker 1 (20:16):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (20:18):
What all does that job entail? Oh? My god? What
does it not?
Speaker 1 (20:21):
What does it not?
Speaker 3 (20:24):
I am in charge of like a lot of them,
not a lot, but like the Skyview Park Football Complex,
Flamview Swim Center. I'm there every day during the summertime,
but I'm also in charge of like our facilities, our
Jeffersonian and our toy house, So we do that and
then we have our special events, our summer fest are,
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Easter Fest things like that. But this new event, the
share Mayor Pike's vision was to have the opening of
our Amphitheater this week and kind of put off a
little Where is that the Amphitheater. It's on rock Rig
Parkway in Hotel Jill Road, right in the heart of Jefferson.
Speaker 2 (21:02):
Down If you know where Watson's is, Yes, it just
keep depending on which direction you're going. Obviously just passed
Watson's right. But we've been waiting on this amphitheater for
a while, but it looks we're talking about to drive by.
Speaker 5 (21:16):
It's getting done. Finally.
Speaker 3 (21:18):
That was a problem that I inherited. I did not
create it. But we are going to finish this up
and it will be done. And we've had several issues
with some contractors and that's why it's taken it so
long as it has. But because of the fact that
I've already scheduled this gentleman who is named Todd Herndon,
who has a big theater in Panama City Beach, Florida.
Speaker 5 (21:40):
He's a professional.
Speaker 3 (21:41):
I'd scheduled him to come and do an opening act
there on August, the first well he was going to come.
Speaker 5 (21:48):
We have no amphitheater for him to be at.
Speaker 3 (21:50):
We have the amphitheater, but we don't have the parking
and we don't have the facility done.
Speaker 5 (21:54):
As far as.
Speaker 1 (21:54):
The well, you're not alone there. Construction is pushed back.
You can't get the equipment, you can't get whatever.
Speaker 2 (22:01):
Oh, here we go with the permit.
Speaker 1 (22:04):
I'm just saying that I didn't get my permit from
my little old kitchen until Friday.
Speaker 2 (22:08):
I told you if you gave me two hundred's true.
Speaker 5 (22:10):
People have trouble getting permits.
Speaker 1 (22:11):
Oh my gosh.
Speaker 5 (22:12):
You know what we're gonna do.
Speaker 3 (22:13):
We're shutting down the streets. So from Taylor's Phille Road
down to College Dribe Waterson Trail will be shut down.
The Todd is going to be performing. It's a three
hour show from seven to ten. He will be performing
on the front steps of our city hall.
Speaker 1 (22:28):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (22:29):
And we have advertised this so much. I'm sure hoping
that we have a big crowd. But he's a very
professional guy with his own theater and penmal Sea Beach
and you will be impressed.
Speaker 1 (22:37):
Mair Pike. You don't seem like you seem like one
of those no nonsense mayors. There are you kidding me?
Speaker 5 (22:43):
I am who I am? And when you meet me,
you meet me, you'll see me and rollers. You'll see
me with no brag.
Speaker 3 (22:49):
You'll see me, am Carrol Pike, not a politician.
Speaker 1 (22:53):
I like. I love our city.
Speaker 2 (22:56):
I love j Town.
Speaker 5 (22:57):
How many love jay Town? Two? And everybody does too.
Speaker 1 (22:59):
How many parks are in Jaytown?
Speaker 3 (23:01):
We have our Veterans Park, we have Skyview, we have
a little park in the neighborhood called Auburn Park, and
we have plain views.
Speaker 1 (23:07):
And that's not cheap to keep up. No, no, you
have a whole team of people that cut the grass.
Do all that.
Speaker 5 (23:12):
That's all part of Jimmy Jambs.
Speaker 3 (23:16):
Guys do all that.
Speaker 1 (23:18):
Yes, what's your complaint box look like? For parks? Do
you get very few things? Really? Yes?
Speaker 3 (23:25):
We do such a beautiful job keeping our parks amazing
all the time. There's nothing to complain about.
Speaker 2 (23:30):
Well, you did get one complain about a certain Jaytown
resident sunbathing nude.
Speaker 1 (23:35):
But well, we won't talk about the you gotta do
what you gotta do someday.
Speaker 2 (23:41):
And then Rick Sanders showed.
Speaker 1 (23:42):
Up and he's been trying to arresting for years. All right,
he's quite solusive. But Jaytown's like Saint Matthews. It's a
little kind of it's drawn around. Uh, it's sort of
everywhere and nowhere.
Speaker 5 (23:59):
That is correct.
Speaker 3 (24:00):
Absolutely, we find that out a lot. It plain view
because our jay Town resident's going to discount. So people
come in and they say, well, i'm a four or
two nine, I'm a four two two three, I'm afore.
Well we have to look your address up because it
can be a house in jay Town and the next
house is in Douglas Hills. Right.
Speaker 1 (24:16):
Yeah, My wife's on the city council. Sat Mattheway's. I
don't have time. She's always said, that's not St. Matthew's,
that's the city a little.
Speaker 3 (24:22):
That's exactly right, it's our absolutely absolutely. I tell people
all the time, I say, do you pay for your garbage? Well, yes,
I pay for my garbage.
Speaker 5 (24:31):
Well then you're not a Jefferson.
Speaker 1 (24:35):
Email somewhere else exactly. All right, So this is all
going down when next Friday.
Speaker 3 (24:40):
This is Friday, Friday.
Speaker 5 (24:41):
Yeah, this Friday at seven pm to ten pm. Okay,
And Dave snow You know, Dave.
Speaker 2 (24:47):
David is the Triangle talent. As a matter of fact,
I talked to Dave a few weeks back, and I
need to get Dave Snowden on the show. I booked him.
I said, look, I'm gonna call you back. We'll book
you on the show. And I have not made that try.
Angle has been around for They are the ones that
take care of like the Texas road Series, and he
does want help oft.
Speaker 1 (25:09):
Yeah, they look all the State Fair accents.
Speaker 2 (25:10):
So I'm saying the Kentucky State Fair, Texas Roadhouse shows
and he's given not a great budget, but the shows
that he manages to bring to town on that budget
for Fair week is incredible.
Speaker 1 (25:22):
It is.
Speaker 2 (25:22):
So I need to get him in here and talk
to him.
Speaker 1 (25:24):
It's pretty good, all right, ladies. So Friday, we will
see you there. We're closing down the streets and ready
to rock in Jaytown.
Speaker 2 (25:30):
Do you want me to wear my out there?
Speaker 3 (25:32):
Bring your lawn chairs just set in the street, even
though we're gonna have some seating.
Speaker 5 (25:37):
But I have a feeling you. We won't have enough,
so bring your lawnchairs.
Speaker 3 (25:40):
You can market the Jeffersonian and ride a trolley to
downtown Jaytown trolley time.
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Speaker 1 (26:58):
And back after this on news ready E W had
a chance. Uh we know school was starting soon. We're
on the school bus. We used to say, what would
you do for a million dollars?
Speaker 3 (27:13):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (27:14):
I have when it comes to a million dollars, No
shame in my.
Speaker 1 (27:17):
Game at all.
Speaker 2 (27:20):
I mean, yeah, I don't want to risk my life.
Speaker 1 (27:23):
Right, but any anything up to that.
Speaker 2 (27:25):
But morals go all right out the window for bucks, man,
I can. I got too many friends already. I'll just
buy new friends.
Speaker 1 (27:34):
This is this is how happy couples are today, guys. Uh,
for a six figure payday, Almost half of Americans would
ditch their partner for a million bucks. That's so all right,
isn't Insand I wouldn't do that?
Speaker 2 (27:50):
On half, I wouldn't do that.
Speaker 1 (27:52):
No, I wouldn't either.
Speaker 2 (27:52):
I wouldn't do that either I can't I can't speak
for Jackie and I can't I got a villain. Susan
would be gone, would.
Speaker 1 (28:03):
See like Dwight would answer immediately. Dight would go absolutely
not no way, and then they'd look at Susan soon
and go give me a second.
Speaker 2 (28:11):
No, she would second. Would have done it for ten
put a million.
Speaker 1 (28:16):
Yeah, I think that I'm with John. I think it's sad.
I think it's sad. After I did that story last.
Speaker 2 (28:23):
Week, percent a percentage said they would leave their spouse
for a million.
Speaker 1 (28:26):
Almost half one of two wow one two said they
would leave their partner for for a million bucks.
Speaker 2 (28:32):
Yeah, I wouldn't leave. I goof on Susan a lot about.
Speaker 1 (28:35):
I can't imagine life with that, uh fifty nine percent.
I know this is Dwight fifty nine. So six out
of ten would disappear and start a new life for
a million bucks.
Speaker 2 (28:46):
I would get the million dollars just to do that,
you know what I mean?
Speaker 4 (28:50):
Yeah, it was if I knew the life that I
was going to get, you know, win it's protection style
or whatever it's going to be, maybe I would do it.
But if I knew it was going to be you know,
maybe not so luxurious. I don't think I do it
even for a million bucks.
Speaker 1 (29:01):
By the way, million dollars dollars did not go as
far as it used to. Okay, it's not. When you
and I were kids on the school bus, a million
bucks was everything. I mean that was that was crazy numbers.
But a million bucks, a million bucks is all right,
you're talking about here's the biggie.
Speaker 2 (29:19):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (29:20):
And John, by the way, would you you just had
a baby. You can't disappear with your child, and I
mean the child could come right sure, all right, forty
said they would give up sex forever for a million dollars.
Speaker 4 (29:36):
There's a way. There's ways to get around with it.
I mean, I get around, you know, not having sex.
You can still you know, we're not going to get
into the details of it. No, you can still have
some fun.
Speaker 2 (29:45):
We may get a little botomy. No, I mean that ship.
I couldn't do it like it's I believe it's impossible
for me to not do that.
Speaker 1 (29:55):
Of course, it's not impossible for it is.
Speaker 2 (29:59):
Yes, you mean, in no way, shape or form.
Speaker 1 (30:04):
I want to get in the details, but somebody else
has to be in the room. No, I mean you're
not giving that up, but.
Speaker 2 (30:10):
Yeah, you are? You giving up every form of it.
I couldn't do that.
Speaker 1 (30:16):
Yeah, but how sad is the bedroom for a lot
of folks? When when forty percent say, yeah.
Speaker 4 (30:21):
Give, I'm curious how many of them haven't had sex
and over a year?
Speaker 2 (30:25):
Maybe well I will say that, maybe, maybe, just maybe
age plays a factor in this. Yeah, oh yeah, yeah, yeah,
because there have been times where the conversation has gone
like this, Hey, do you want to blah blah blah?
And I may or may not say yeah, you want
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to tomorrow and we'll do another episode instead?
Speaker 1 (30:48):
Want to have a sandwich instead?
Speaker 3 (30:50):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (30:50):
Yeah. Thirty percent said they would marry someone they didn't love.
Isn't that every gold digger' isn't that a young Isn't
that a girl that's marrying some dude that's uh, that's
rich just because he's rich and she's gonna have an
easy life. Doesn't happen all the time. Yeah, The third
of Americans said they do that. Nearly half of them
(31:14):
of their two thousand respondents said they would play a
real life squid game.
Speaker 2 (31:20):
I don't know what that is.
Speaker 1 (31:22):
A winning thirty three million dollars subtitles.
Speaker 2 (31:25):
She's got subtitles.
Speaker 1 (31:26):
Ineg leg what am I gonna?
Speaker 2 (31:28):
If I wanted to read, I would read a book.
Speaker 1 (31:31):
I don't mind if if what a squid game? Squid
game is it's like a game show.
Speaker 4 (31:36):
In the show, it's they you enter a game show,
but you if you lose, you you die.
Speaker 2 (31:41):
Is I'm sure there's only eight episodes.
Speaker 4 (31:42):
There's two seasons.
Speaker 2 (31:44):
It's an octopus joke. Oh eight, here's all right?
Speaker 1 (31:50):
You know what? I that was a Dave Jennings joke.
It was a long climb. I mean, not a long climb,
but it was just like we had to connect it
to the squid.
Speaker 2 (31:57):
Okay, then let me do this.
Speaker 1 (31:59):
By the way, By the way, squids don't have eight
arms yet.
Speaker 2 (32:06):
So do squids. That's that's why they call it a
squid tangle.
Speaker 1 (32:09):
John eight sided look up squids.
Speaker 2 (32:12):
So you know what when they when they when they
pitched this show squid Games, Netflix came back and said,
you know what, we're hiring you. He said, you're hiring us.
He goes, yeah, put it in ink.
Speaker 4 (32:25):
Squid squids have eight legs and two tentacles.
Speaker 1 (32:30):
Legs and two tentacles.
Speaker 2 (32:31):
Okay, put it in an ink.
Speaker 1 (32:33):
I love klamari.
Speaker 2 (32:34):
They told him, they said, put it in ink, good.
Speaker 1 (32:37):
We get it. Squid it they squawed, they squirt ink.
You're a defense mechanism to get away.
Speaker 2 (32:42):
It's a Monday morning a good joke for what it is.
There's your two damn dollars right there? You know what
you know? Where's your joke?
Speaker 3 (32:49):
Jar?
Speaker 1 (32:49):
I'll give you credit for you know efforts there. The
effort is there.
Speaker 2 (32:54):
There's only so many squid jokes you could do.
Speaker 1 (32:56):
Dude, But for a million bucks, you'd marry. A third
said they'd marry someone they didn't love. I think it
happens all the time. Uh, forty percent that give up
sex forever? How sad is that?
Speaker 3 (33:07):
Try?
Speaker 1 (33:07):
They you go see tri statements.
Speaker 2 (33:08):
Hell, they do absolutely.
Speaker 1 (33:10):
I mean, what what is going on?
Speaker 2 (33:12):
I couldn't do it.
Speaker 1 (33:13):
Forty percent of Americans said they give up sex forever
for a million dollars? Do you have to give the
money back if you have sex?
Speaker 4 (33:23):
It's like that one of those reality shows called, uh,
what's the one with you? They're they're they're on this island,
but they're not allowed to have with a bunch of
people who were, you.
Speaker 1 (33:32):
Know, super hot, super hot. What's it called?
Speaker 2 (33:34):
It doesn't matter what.
Speaker 4 (33:35):
It's love Island, maybe it's love Island. But they're not
allowed to have they're not allowed to touch each other.
Anytime they do anything, they have to put a certain
amount of money into this pot.
Speaker 2 (33:42):
Did you did you know? A halfway through the season,
John Allen the Netflix called the Rider of Squid games
and said, we're canceling. No no, he got upstated said
you're canceling and Netflix, are it not? We're just squidding around.
Speaker 1 (33:58):
No, no, that's two dollars in. You are just you're
gonna have no money. Susan's gonna be like, where where's
all the money in your wallet? It's in a bad joke.
You our honey had a bad day.
Speaker 2 (34:07):
You know what squid happens.
Speaker 1 (34:09):
I'll give you that one back. Okay, so you get
a dollar back? Ye, all right, you're still in the
hole here, bro, you're a whole But again, how happy? Ever,
I did the percentage last couple of weeks ago. We
ran to a couple of friends of ours at church
and they were celebrating their fiftieth anniversary and I said,
what are the percentage of that? Well, it turns out
it's seven percent. Wow, it's seven percent that you will
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be married to one person for fifty years.
Speaker 4 (34:37):
I wonder if that includes a spouse passing away.
Speaker 1 (34:41):
I don't know it was. It was Ai, so the
answer came from AI. So I figured they used all
the information. But it's seven So ninety three percent chance
we will not be married to our wives for fifty years.
You won't because you got married. I got married late.
I mean I got married at twenty two. If my
wife and I stay married fifty years, both be seventy two.
(35:01):
I mean hopefully both of us live that long, but
you never know.
Speaker 2 (35:04):
Well, just like the writer of squid Games, you gotta
stay optimistic.
Speaker 1 (35:09):
You're crawling back into crawling. I'll give you that.
Speaker 2 (35:14):
Optimistic.
Speaker 4 (35:15):
I bet he's sitting there on the Google machine just
looking for a squid dollar.
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The Tony and Dwight Show on news radio eight forty
whis
All right, welcome in, boys and girls do a new
week today. You get your bus stops. Figure out where
your bus stop is. Usually they're pretty close to your house,
but I'm not sure. I've had some trouble at some
bus stops before. But you need to find out where
(00:20):
your kid is going to hang out in ten below
degree weather.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
We have a emergency.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
What would you forget? Your day just got harder? What
where's your computer? All your readers? I think I have, dude,
there's a bunch of old people in this building. We'll
find a pair for you. All right, I said, And again,
get your bus stops correct. I know that's a big deal,
but sometimes parents forget right. I mean, if you drive
(00:52):
past some of those bus stops, you'll see a kid
still in his Spider Man pajamas in a backpack, and
you're like, oh, Dad, forgot to dress the kid again today,
So get it together for the child, please? All right?
I was I was wraw it.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
I was r Yeah, I say it.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
I was wrong. I loved Happy Gilmore too.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
Oh my gosh, are you serious?
Speaker 3 (01:19):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (01:19):
I loved it. I thought it was great. Jackie and
I was Saturday night we were like.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
You gotta be kidding. No, I loved okay, were you
chimically altered in some No, No, we were sober because
Friday night Susan was out of town. I said, you
know what, here I go happy Gilmore too. I said
this is gonna be great, and that I kept you going, No,
it's gonna suck. It's gonna suck. Halfway through it, I'm like,
oh my gosh, your neighbors, this is horrible. Wait, I
(01:47):
started thinking, you want to start thinking Caddy shack too?
With all the well Jackie Mason, Hey, we're gonna put
a windmill.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
I disagree, We'll put Yes, that was a little goofy.
You know a lot of these movies the Indians are.
But you're saying that I was at home saying I
was wrong, and you were at your house saying Vinnetti
was right.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
That's exactly what I'm saying. To the point, to the point,
I cannot even begin to tell you what happened at
the end. I know that the green tilts and all that.
I don't want to get anything away, but I have
no idea what happened at the end.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
We're gonna get a little emotional. She gets to go
to the Ballet's school in Paris, and it's on the
dime of the crazy dude that got his face burned
by the shooter.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
Pooter McGavin. By the way, I've got to.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
And I love that they became friends. John, did you
see it?
Speaker 4 (02:38):
I've not seen it, and I've also not seen the
original Happy Gilmore.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
Oh really, Jackie had either. Jackie didn't understand happy stuff.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
You were born one year after it, and that came
out in ninety three.
Speaker 4 (02:50):
I was born in ninety seven.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
Four years. That's like us saying, well, we never saw
Andy Griffins no room for sergeants.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
Yeah, but there was less content. Then the kid grew
up in the age of content, all right. So Jackie
was in the same boat. She didn't get a bunch
of the jokes that were obviously referenced to the first one.
But I loved it. I thought it was cute and
five I swear.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
I did not expect this. Here's what I expected.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
And John Daily was awesome.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
John Daily was good. John Dayley was really good, and
having him live in.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
Uh garage was perfect.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
Perfect, But it's not what I expected. I expected to
come in fest up. Okay, man, you were right. I
watched Happy Gilmore too, and it was terrible.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
But uh, the fact that they got the five top
golfers in the world too, obviously, are you okay over there?
The five here, the five top golfers in the world
to do not just one scene but be in the
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movie he extensively was crazy. And the fact that they
got the number one golf in the world shuffler, they
got arrested here in Louisville, to get arrested in the
movie and goes, oh, I know the drill. He puts
his hands behind his back and he goes to jail
and he watches the rest of the golf mat match
in in his jail cell with these other dudes. I
thought that was a great way for him to handle that.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
These spoiler alerts are brought to you by Toty Vanetti.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
Oh yeah, I'm sorry.
Speaker 4 (04:24):
So our morning host Nick was very he's very scared
to watch the new Happy Gilmore. Did you reassure him
that it.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
No, he wanted to talk about serious stuff because that's
what you're doing in the morning.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
Okay, I'm serious.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
Hum. I recommend it totally. It was a fun, fun
Now there's a part where Dwight's right where they get
to the part to where they're they're doing this goofy
Caddyshack two type of golf and it's weird and goofy,
but that's Sandler, so you know, you put up with it.
But he's just he's And at some point he's in
the movie and he's in the jim shorts and they're
(04:57):
too big of a T shirt and shoes, and I
I looked at Jack and that's how I guarantee he
just drove to the set and that's what he wore. Oh,
from from his car to the set.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
That's how I would be, just if you're Sandler. Here's
the very first thing I thought after watching that movie
and still not knowing, just being so unconcerned about this movie,
and I was looking Maybe it's because I would looking
forward to it. It was good, But here's.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
White says bad. I say good. So I don't know
what to do with that, because I thought it would
be a disaster because any of the remakes with the
old guys that were funny when you and I were
in our twenties, it's like, you can't go back, bro,
here's what they did it.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
Here's the first thing that I thought when I watched
that movie and it ended, I thought the John Calipery
lifetime contract theory they gave Sandler. I don't know how many.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
One hundred million, one hundred million are better. They just
made you, guys, make these movies. Just make movies.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
I would look up how much the deal was, but
I don't have readers.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
Okay, you have a choice, John, you have a choice. Okay.
The White Castles in Saint Matthew's is becoming either a
coffee shop or a bank. Which one coffee shop.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
That's a bank location.
Speaker 4 (06:13):
It depends on the like what coffee shop like If
it's a Starbucks, I don't care.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
It's the White Castles in Saint Matthew's across from Trinity
is going to become a coffee shop.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
There we go Tony and I know we will not
say the name. Know someone that died there and they
got revived.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
Well, they moved it. It used to be over where
the other bank is now that one bank, Oh took it. Okay.
Then they moved to White Castle right across the street
from Trinity, and it's been closed for two years, so
that space has just been empty. And White Castle's is
a brand that I don't know where it's going. I
love White Castles. I think the crinkly fries with that
(06:51):
cheese dip, which we know probably is not a lot
of cheese in it, but it's so delicious. I mean,
you dragged the crinkly fries through that cheese dip. So good.
But think about White Castles. I don't know where the
brand is. So you're across the street from the largest
private high school full of thirteen hundred guys Burgers and
(07:13):
it didn't last. That's pretty telling.
Speaker 4 (07:18):
I wonder if it had to do with poor service
or just bad locationing, whatever you wanna call it. Sometimes
service it's hard to get in and look.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
The payoff was there for White Castle. Yeah, it's it's
hard to get in and out that it's White Castle.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
It's White Castle Coffee.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
Oh look Doggers Doggers VP, or you know what, let's
just go up another half a block there might be
a coffee not.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
In Saint Matthew's. There are There are twenty coffee shops
within a mile of that location. I guarantee you at
least twenty, and they're packed all the time. It's look,
and every time they open one, I go, well, how's
that one gonna survive and I buy it every day
and go it's packed packed.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
Well, as Phil Dumphy would say, location, location, Location. Oh,
by the way, so the hot blonde is Phil Dumphy's wife.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
Yeah. Do you remember the original.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
But I didn't know that was her.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, wow. Yeah. They did a flashback from
the original movie where she brings two pictures of beer
in her underwear. Uh, and we were laughing at the underwear, going,
it's so nineteen ninety whatever it.
Speaker 2 (08:26):
Was that was.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
So white castles. Originally the burgers were like twenty five cents,
you know, And that's why I guess in the eighties
it was so popular because if you had a dollar,
you could get four cheeseburgers dude, right and shove them
right in your mouth. And they were so delicious because
nothing tasted like that, so delicious. Put a little brown
mustard on it.
Speaker 3 (08:48):
Oh.
Speaker 4 (08:49):
So the secret is the holes they put inside the
patties so then they don't have to make them as big.
Speaker 1 (08:54):
Yeah, I'm gonna guess Dwyight got the double.
Speaker 2 (08:58):
Oh you want to know about order after San Andrew
Pub every We'll call it Monday morning at five am.
Go ahead, five double cheeseburgers with extra onion and extra
raw onion, a cheese fry.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
And a big red That's not bad, that's airba. Well,
when you're tapping into something after a couple of drinks.
John White Castles is even better.
Speaker 4 (09:20):
And I used to work third shift at UPS. Whenever
you get off work and you're hungry, and you know,
one of the only places open is a White Castle.
Speaker 1 (09:26):
It hits the spot at four thirty in the morning.
Is well. The old story was they used to always
have to look on Christmas Eve for the key because
it's open twenty four hours. No one ever locked the place,
so they would have to try to find the key
to actually lock it for one day. We had a friend.
They used to have a gigantic aluminum like aluminum iced
(09:48):
tea dispenser at the end right when you started the
aisle to go order, and he would get drunk, pull
the lid off it and he would do the lay
lay lay at two in the morning, and then the
whole restaurant would go. And then he died in the
(10:11):
White Castle. Wow, and you brought him back to life.
Speaker 2 (10:14):
He got arrested twice for yodling, two times for yodling
into the uh gigantic T ten two different times you.
Speaker 1 (10:22):
Got yodeling and two in the morning, because if you're
a worker, then that's not annoying at all.
Speaker 2 (10:28):
Well, first of all, just the drugs every single night, Oh.
Speaker 1 (10:30):
My god, every night, and there was a fight there
all the time.
Speaker 2 (10:36):
Yes, going to my text. First of all, Tony Vanedi, Yes,
I'm here. I cut a little close this morning, didn't.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
I you did? I said, are you here? It was
eight fifty nine.
Speaker 2 (10:46):
I'm just not getting.
Speaker 1 (10:47):
Your are you here? Dude? Did we have a show
in sixty seconds?
Speaker 2 (10:54):
Joey straighter? He chimes in. He says that I agree
with Tony. The ending was super goofy, but overall happy Gilmore.
I thought it was a great movie.
Speaker 1 (11:03):
That was Joey.
Speaker 2 (11:04):
Yeah, what is Joey?
Speaker 1 (11:05):
Joey, Joey the smartest friend you have?
Speaker 2 (11:08):
Nas Joey, Hang on a second, I have a thought.
That was my thought.
Speaker 1 (11:14):
Tony's right, He's just so upset because he said Tony.
Speaker 2 (11:16):
Stuart McKie says, Dwight whitting You're right. Happy Gilmore two
is awful. I watched this Saturday Saturday. Then I watched
the original version on Sunday, just so I can get
over being so disappointed. Yeah, I'm with you, Stuart Mackie.
Speaker 1 (11:29):
Stuart Mackie is not smart, Joey is.
Speaker 2 (11:32):
We need you know, what we need to do is
get a death match between.
Speaker 1 (11:36):
No, we don't. I don't know why they have it
on Monday, but the World Championship Dainty Contest is today.
Germantown is gonna be alive tonight.
Speaker 2 (11:47):
Sometimes I feel dainty.
Speaker 1 (11:49):
You've never felt dainty in your life, Dainty. There's never
been a dainty Dainty Dwight in his life.
Speaker 2 (11:56):
Look how dainty he is. I would come up with
a different name, like you shouldn't flogglin or something.
Speaker 1 (12:03):
You know, I am going to warn you again. And
there's been some articles written on it. Oh and by
the way, I've got an email into I contacted the
Double Mint twins. Yeah, so they they we possibly might
have a double Mint twin in them. Yep, so, sib
I think or the other one. I'm not sure.
Speaker 2 (12:24):
How do you think the other one?
Speaker 1 (12:26):
I don't know, they're both.
Speaker 2 (12:28):
How do you think how do you think that that
makes the other one feel when you say, hey, the
other one.
Speaker 1 (12:34):
Well, they look exactly like they're twins.
Speaker 2 (12:36):
I wonder if they got like a cool twin voice.
Speaker 1 (12:41):
But they obviously put on the Barnstable Brown Party every year,
and the change for the Oaks could really because I
know that everyone shows up around when the sun is
going down, right, and that's what I used to see
on TV when the TV remember when the TV stations
used to set up live outside the Barnstable brown I
don't know what it does to that part, even though
it goes to one in the morning.
Speaker 2 (13:02):
I don't want to Maybe I shouldn't release this.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
Yeah, I'm gonna all right, it's live radio. Bro, it's
not a podcast.
Speaker 2 (13:11):
It's gonna piss them off because they like to keep
that they keep that guest list under wraps.
Speaker 1 (13:18):
Yeah, I'm doing it.
Speaker 2 (13:20):
I heard kid Rock.
Speaker 1 (13:22):
Kid Rock is there every year smoking Robinson, but he
ran in some trouble this year, so I don't know
if he'll be back. Uh, but we'll we'll, We'll try
to get her on just and I said to her,
I said, I have no agenda here. If you if
you don't care, whatever, just come on and talk about
the Barnstable Browns. But I don't think I've been contact
a lot.
Speaker 2 (13:40):
Of friends that are musicians that play that every year.
Speaker 1 (13:42):
Bob Ramsey, Oh yeah right, yeah, yeah yeah, because they
have to have a really good musicians up there. So
then whoever jumps up a country singer, R and B singer,
they can be able to play anything. So it's and again,
we've never been invited, and we're not looking for an
invitation here. I just would like to you and I
we work on those and then we're up early the
(14:03):
next day to cover the derby. There's no way. Now.
If I was in my twenties, I just go straight
from that party to cover the derby like I used
to do in the old day.
Speaker 2 (14:11):
See, if I went to that party, I would not drink,
just because I'd want to remember the experience, not making
an ass out of myself.
Speaker 1 (14:18):
You know, why would you disappoint everyone there to say
this is the Dwight Witten and he's not drinking tonight.
Speaker 2 (14:27):
Do you want?
Speaker 1 (14:28):
You are the person inside the little glass tube that
says break in case of emergency?
Speaker 2 (14:32):
I want. I wonder if she'll every twin has like
a twin language and they talk to each other in it.
Girl like that, I want her to teach me her
twin language. So when I meet her twin, I could
freak her out by going, oh garble gle litit going on.
Speaker 1 (14:49):
That was John, that was a reference. I'm sorry that
maybe people don't realize when people used to try to
quit smoking in the seventies and eighties, they put one
cigarette in one match in a little glass tube break
in case of an emergency. So people had them in
their house and they're like the junk.
Speaker 2 (15:08):
Drawer ours was on the wall and it was broken
every other day the other day, my teenaged white Yes.
Speaker 1 (15:16):
And I don't know that the dainty thing looks really
hard to do, and I think basically the person that
wins just gets lucky.
Speaker 2 (15:23):
Right, first thing I like to do in the Monday
morning is get to the sports sports page, yeah, and
check out the dainty scores.
Speaker 1 (15:31):
Well, I know that Wolford and Miners are my our
two little or our two German town. Oh in Doc Sadlow,
Doc Sadlow, Miners Wolford they're the German town because Wolfford's
old man used to own a bar there. I bet
sad Low could just take that thing a mile, as
I did send him a text because not John Austin
(15:52):
Montgomery on the air, Friday said, well, maybe Hulk Cogan
would be alive if Doc Sadlow was this cardiologist.
Speaker 2 (16:00):
That was John from the newsroom that sent there.
Speaker 1 (16:02):
Oh that's right, I'm sorry mix the two up. Okay,
So let's get to the joker that you were back
off the bench. John's filled in at point guard on Friday.
You are in and.
Speaker 2 (16:12):
We missed you, John All, we missed you, buddy.
Speaker 1 (16:14):
Glad to be back. You look rested.
Speaker 2 (16:16):
Hey, real quick, how was your vacation? It was? It
was the first time. Listen, it's time for the joke,
they dude. Okay, come on, man, you fell for it.
Fellas your mama is so stupid.
Speaker 1 (16:28):
How stupid is my mama?
Speaker 2 (16:30):
She got fired from the M and M factory for
throwing away all the ws.
Speaker 1 (16:33):
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Speaker 1 (18:28):
Back after this on news radio eight forty whs.
Speaker 2 (18:33):
It was personally and I'm gonna be in the j
town real soon.
Speaker 1 (18:39):
Wow. Wow.
Speaker 2 (18:39):
Almus Presley just is terrible by Ronstone, Pinky Tool. Let's
gonna do Pinka tooel things to you, Tony, make you
feel funny?
Speaker 1 (18:51):
Why do you wall Elvis impersonators choose the jumpsuit era.
Speaker 2 (18:55):
I don't know why not the weather It's just more
fun like the leather sexy come back letter Edni sat
on that round.
Speaker 1 (19:06):
Stage and with no wonder thing eat right yeah yeah,
oh els brother ah.
Speaker 2 (19:12):
Because we have a couple of people in the studio
with us, one of them may or may not be
my mayor. So let me get these parks and tickets out.
This is this one's from the detective paulk.
Speaker 1 (19:25):
Yeah, he does this joke every single time a politician
on him.
Speaker 2 (19:29):
Let's get uh, let's get the MIC's on. Go ahead
and reduce ourselves.
Speaker 1 (19:34):
Hi.
Speaker 3 (19:34):
I'm Debbie Hendrick. I'm the parks director for the city.
And I'm Carol Pike. I'm the mayor for the City
of Jeffersontown.
Speaker 2 (19:40):
And you all have arranged for the king to come
back to jay Town where I live, by the way
and love love, love and by the way. Yes, Jimmy
Jams and Jeffersontown Public Works, Oh my gosh, Jaytown Public
Works is the best of the best.
Speaker 5 (19:58):
We got the best little team down there.
Speaker 2 (20:00):
Same with Jtown Police Department.
Speaker 3 (20:02):
Right, everybody wants to come to Jeffersontown because of our
place and because of our public works.
Speaker 5 (20:07):
And now apartments going on. Yes, we got agree.
Speaker 1 (20:10):
What I have a feeling this is more like parks
and reck.
Speaker 2 (20:14):
What what? What what's it like?
Speaker 1 (20:16):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (20:18):
What all does that job entail? Oh? My god? What
does it not?
Speaker 1 (20:21):
What does it not?
Speaker 3 (20:24):
I am in charge of like a lot of them,
not a lot, but like the Skyview Park Football Complex,
Flamview Swim Center. I'm there every day during the summertime,
but I'm also in charge of like our facilities, our
Jeffersonian and our toy house, So we do that and
then we have our special events, our summer fest are,
(20:45):
Easter Fest things like that. But this new event, the
share Mayor Pike's vision was to have the opening of
our Amphitheater this week and kind of put off a
little Where is that the Amphitheater. It's on rock Rig
Parkway in Hotel Jill Road, right in the heart of Jefferson.
Speaker 2 (21:02):
Down If you know where Watson's is, Yes, it just
keep depending on which direction you're going. Obviously just passed
Watson's right. But we've been waiting on this amphitheater for
a while, but it looks we're talking about to drive by.
Speaker 5 (21:16):
It's getting done. Finally.
Speaker 3 (21:18):
That was a problem that I inherited. I did not
create it. But we are going to finish this up
and it will be done. And we've had several issues
with some contractors and that's why it's taken it so
long as it has. But because of the fact that
I've already scheduled this gentleman who is named Todd Herndon,
who has a big theater in Panama City Beach, Florida.
Speaker 5 (21:40):
He's a professional.
Speaker 3 (21:41):
I'd scheduled him to come and do an opening act
there on August, the first well he was going to come.
Speaker 5 (21:48):
We have no amphitheater for him to be at.
Speaker 3 (21:50):
We have the amphitheater, but we don't have the parking
and we don't have the facility done.
Speaker 5 (21:54):
As far as.
Speaker 1 (21:54):
The well, you're not alone there. Construction is pushed back.
You can't get the equipment, you can't get whatever.
Speaker 2 (22:01):
Oh, here we go with the permit.
Speaker 1 (22:04):
I'm just saying that I didn't get my permit from
my little old kitchen until Friday.
Speaker 2 (22:08):
I told you if you gave me two hundred's true.
Speaker 5 (22:10):
People have trouble getting permits.
Speaker 1 (22:11):
Oh my gosh.
Speaker 5 (22:12):
You know what we're gonna do.
Speaker 3 (22:13):
We're shutting down the streets. So from Taylor's Phille Road
down to College Dribe Waterson Trail will be shut down.
The Todd is going to be performing. It's a three
hour show from seven to ten. He will be performing
on the front steps of our city hall.
Speaker 1 (22:28):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (22:29):
And we have advertised this so much. I'm sure hoping
that we have a big crowd. But he's a very
professional guy with his own theater and penmal Sea Beach
and you will be impressed.
Speaker 1 (22:37):
Mair Pike. You don't seem like you seem like one
of those no nonsense mayors. There are you kidding me?
Speaker 5 (22:43):
I am who I am? And when you meet me,
you meet me, you'll see me and rollers. You'll see
me with no brag.
Speaker 3 (22:49):
You'll see me, am Carrol Pike, not a politician.
Speaker 1 (22:53):
I like. I love our city.
Speaker 2 (22:56):
I love j Town.
Speaker 5 (22:57):
How many love jay Town? Two? And everybody does too.
Speaker 1 (22:59):
How many parks are in Jaytown?
Speaker 3 (23:01):
We have our Veterans Park, we have Skyview, we have
a little park in the neighborhood called Auburn Park, and
we have plain views.
Speaker 1 (23:07):
And that's not cheap to keep up. No, no, you
have a whole team of people that cut the grass.
Do all that.
Speaker 5 (23:12):
That's all part of Jimmy Jambs.
Speaker 3 (23:16):
Guys do all that.
Speaker 1 (23:18):
Yes, what's your complaint box look like? For parks? Do
you get very few things? Really? Yes?
Speaker 3 (23:25):
We do such a beautiful job keeping our parks amazing
all the time. There's nothing to complain about.
Speaker 2 (23:30):
Well, you did get one complain about a certain Jaytown
resident sunbathing nude.
Speaker 1 (23:35):
But well, we won't talk about the you gotta do
what you gotta do someday.
Speaker 2 (23:41):
And then Rick Sanders showed.
Speaker 1 (23:42):
Up and he's been trying to arresting for years. All right,
he's quite solusive. But Jaytown's like Saint Matthews. It's a
little kind of it's drawn around. Uh, it's sort of
everywhere and nowhere.
Speaker 5 (23:59):
That is correct.
Speaker 3 (24:00):
Absolutely, we find that out a lot. It plain view
because our jay Town resident's going to discount. So people
come in and they say, well, i'm a four or
two nine, I'm a four two two three, I'm afore.
Well we have to look your address up because it
can be a house in jay Town and the next
house is in Douglas Hills. Right.
Speaker 1 (24:16):
Yeah, My wife's on the city council. Sat Mattheway's. I
don't have time. She's always said, that's not St. Matthew's,
that's the city a little.
Speaker 3 (24:22):
That's exactly right, it's our absolutely absolutely. I tell people
all the time, I say, do you pay for your garbage? Well, yes,
I pay for my garbage.
Speaker 5 (24:31):
Well then you're not a Jefferson.
Speaker 1 (24:35):
Email somewhere else exactly. All right, So this is all
going down when next Friday.
Speaker 3 (24:40):
This is Friday, Friday.
Speaker 5 (24:41):
Yeah, this Friday at seven pm to ten pm. Okay,
And Dave snow You know, Dave.
Speaker 2 (24:47):
David is the Triangle talent. As a matter of fact,
I talked to Dave a few weeks back, and I
need to get Dave Snowden on the show. I booked him.
I said, look, I'm gonna call you back. We'll book
you on the show. And I have not made that try.
Angle has been around for They are the ones that
take care of like the Texas road Series, and he
does want help oft.
Speaker 1 (25:09):
Yeah, they look all the State Fair accents.
Speaker 2 (25:10):
So I'm saying the Kentucky State Fair, Texas Roadhouse shows
and he's given not a great budget, but the shows
that he manages to bring to town on that budget
for Fair week is incredible.
Speaker 1 (25:22):
It is.
Speaker 2 (25:22):
So I need to get him in here and talk
to him.
Speaker 1 (25:24):
It's pretty good, all right, ladies. So Friday, we will
see you there. We're closing down the streets and ready
to rock in Jaytown.
Speaker 2 (25:30):
Do you want me to wear my out there?
Speaker 3 (25:32):
Bring your lawn chairs just set in the street, even
though we're gonna have some seating.
Speaker 5 (25:37):
But I have a feeling you. We won't have enough,
so bring your lawnchairs.
Speaker 3 (25:40):
You can market the Jeffersonian and ride a trolley to
downtown Jaytown trolley time.
Speaker 1 (25:45):
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And back after this on news ready E W had
a chance. Uh we know school was starting soon. We're
on the school bus. We used to say, what would
you do for a million dollars?
Speaker 3 (27:13):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (27:14):
I have when it comes to a million dollars, No
shame in my.
Speaker 1 (27:17):
Game at all.
Speaker 2 (27:20):
I mean, yeah, I don't want to risk my life.
Speaker 1 (27:23):
Right, but any anything up to that.
Speaker 2 (27:25):
But morals go all right out the window for bucks, man,
I can. I got too many friends already. I'll just
buy new friends.
Speaker 1 (27:34):
This is this is how happy couples are today, guys. Uh,
for a six figure payday, Almost half of Americans would
ditch their partner for a million bucks. That's so all right,
isn't Insand I wouldn't do that?
Speaker 2 (27:50):
On half, I wouldn't do that.
Speaker 1 (27:52):
No, I wouldn't either.
Speaker 2 (27:52):
I wouldn't do that either I can't I can't speak
for Jackie and I can't I got a villain. Susan
would be gone, would.
Speaker 1 (28:03):
See like Dwight would answer immediately. Dight would go absolutely
not no way, and then they'd look at Susan soon
and go give me a second.
Speaker 2 (28:11):
No, she would second. Would have done it for ten
put a million.
Speaker 1 (28:16):
Yeah, I think that I'm with John. I think it's sad.
I think it's sad. After I did that story last.
Speaker 2 (28:23):
Week, percent a percentage said they would leave their spouse
for a million.
Speaker 1 (28:26):
Almost half one of two wow one two said they
would leave their partner for for a million bucks.
Speaker 2 (28:32):
Yeah, I wouldn't leave. I goof on Susan a lot about.
Speaker 1 (28:35):
I can't imagine life with that, uh fifty nine percent.
I know this is Dwight fifty nine. So six out
of ten would disappear and start a new life for
a million bucks.
Speaker 2 (28:46):
I would get the million dollars just to do that,
you know what I mean?
Speaker 4 (28:50):
Yeah, it was if I knew the life that I
was going to get, you know, win it's protection style
or whatever it's going to be, maybe I would do it.
But if I knew it was going to be you know,
maybe not so luxurious. I don't think I do it
even for a million bucks.
Speaker 1 (29:01):
By the way, million dollars dollars did not go as
far as it used to. Okay, it's not. When you
and I were kids on the school bus, a million
bucks was everything. I mean that was that was crazy numbers.
But a million bucks, a million bucks is all right,
you're talking about here's the biggie.
Speaker 2 (29:19):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (29:20):
And John, by the way, would you you just had
a baby. You can't disappear with your child, and I
mean the child could come right sure, all right, forty
said they would give up sex forever for a million dollars.
Speaker 4 (29:36):
There's a way. There's ways to get around with it.
I mean, I get around, you know, not having sex.
You can still you know, we're not going to get
into the details of it. No, you can still have
some fun.
Speaker 2 (29:45):
We may get a little botomy. No, I mean that ship.
I couldn't do it like it's I believe it's impossible
for me to not do that.
Speaker 1 (29:55):
Of course, it's not impossible for it is.
Speaker 2 (29:59):
Yes, you mean, in no way, shape or form.
Speaker 1 (30:04):
I want to get in the details, but somebody else
has to be in the room. No, I mean you're
not giving that up, but.
Speaker 2 (30:10):
Yeah, you are? You giving up every form of it.
I couldn't do that.
Speaker 1 (30:16):
Yeah, but how sad is the bedroom for a lot
of folks? When when forty percent say, yeah.
Speaker 4 (30:21):
Give, I'm curious how many of them haven't had sex
and over a year?
Speaker 2 (30:25):
Maybe well I will say that, maybe, maybe, just maybe
age plays a factor in this. Yeah, oh yeah, yeah, yeah,
because there have been times where the conversation has gone
like this, Hey, do you want to blah blah blah?
And I may or may not say yeah, you want
(30:45):
to tomorrow and we'll do another episode instead?
Speaker 1 (30:48):
Want to have a sandwich instead?
Speaker 3 (30:50):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (30:50):
Yeah. Thirty percent said they would marry someone they didn't love.
Isn't that every gold digger' isn't that a young Isn't
that a girl that's marrying some dude that's uh, that's
rich just because he's rich and she's gonna have an
easy life. Doesn't happen all the time. Yeah, The third
of Americans said they do that. Nearly half of them
(31:14):
of their two thousand respondents said they would play a
real life squid game.
Speaker 2 (31:20):
I don't know what that is.
Speaker 1 (31:22):
A winning thirty three million dollars subtitles.
Speaker 2 (31:25):
She's got subtitles.
Speaker 1 (31:26):
Ineg leg what am I gonna?
Speaker 2 (31:28):
If I wanted to read, I would read a book.
Speaker 1 (31:31):
I don't mind if if what a squid game? Squid
game is it's like a game show.
Speaker 4 (31:36):
In the show, it's they you enter a game show,
but you if you lose, you you die.
Speaker 2 (31:41):
Is I'm sure there's only eight episodes.
Speaker 4 (31:42):
There's two seasons.
Speaker 2 (31:44):
It's an octopus joke. Oh eight, here's all right?
Speaker 1 (31:50):
You know what? I that was a Dave Jennings joke.
It was a long climb. I mean, not a long climb,
but it was just like we had to connect it
to the squid.
Speaker 2 (31:57):
Okay, then let me do this.
Speaker 1 (31:59):
By the way, By the way, squids don't have eight
arms yet.
Speaker 2 (32:06):
So do squids. That's that's why they call it a
squid tangle.
Speaker 1 (32:09):
John eight sided look up squids.
Speaker 2 (32:12):
So you know what when they when they when they
pitched this show squid Games, Netflix came back and said,
you know what, we're hiring you. He said, you're hiring us.
He goes, yeah, put it in ink.
Speaker 4 (32:25):
Squid squids have eight legs and two tentacles.
Speaker 1 (32:30):
Legs and two tentacles.
Speaker 2 (32:31):
Okay, put it in an ink.
Speaker 1 (32:33):
I love klamari.
Speaker 2 (32:34):
They told him, they said, put it in ink, good.
Speaker 1 (32:37):
We get it. Squid it they squawed, they squirt ink.
You're a defense mechanism to get away.
Speaker 2 (32:42):
It's a Monday morning a good joke for what it is.
There's your two damn dollars right there? You know what
you know? Where's your joke?
Speaker 3 (32:49):
Jar?
Speaker 1 (32:49):
I'll give you credit for you know efforts there. The
effort is there.
Speaker 2 (32:54):
There's only so many squid jokes you could do.
Speaker 1 (32:56):
Dude, But for a million bucks, you'd marry. A third
said they'd marry someone they didn't love. I think it
happens all the time. Uh, forty percent that give up
sex forever? How sad is that?
Speaker 3 (33:07):
Try?
Speaker 1 (33:07):
They you go see tri statements.
Speaker 2 (33:08):
Hell, they do absolutely.
Speaker 1 (33:10):
I mean, what what is going on?
Speaker 2 (33:12):
I couldn't do it.
Speaker 1 (33:13):
Forty percent of Americans said they give up sex forever
for a million dollars? Do you have to give the
money back if you have sex?
Speaker 4 (33:23):
It's like that one of those reality shows called, uh,
what's the one with you? They're they're they're on this island,
but they're not allowed to have with a bunch of
people who were, you.
Speaker 1 (33:32):
Know, super hot, super hot. What's it called?
Speaker 2 (33:34):
It doesn't matter what.
Speaker 4 (33:35):
It's love Island, maybe it's love Island. But they're not
allowed to have they're not allowed to touch each other.
Anytime they do anything, they have to put a certain
amount of money into this pot.
Speaker 2 (33:42):
Did you did you know? A halfway through the season,
John Allen the Netflix called the Rider of Squid games
and said, we're canceling. No no, he got upstated said
you're canceling and Netflix, are it not? We're just squidding around.
Speaker 1 (33:58):
No, no, that's two dollars in. You are just you're
gonna have no money. Susan's gonna be like, where where's
all the money in your wallet? It's in a bad joke.
You our honey had a bad day.
Speaker 2 (34:07):
You know what squid happens.
Speaker 1 (34:09):
I'll give you that one back. Okay, so you get
a dollar back? Ye, all right, you're still in the
hole here, bro, you're a whole But again, how happy? Ever,
I did the percentage last couple of weeks ago. We
ran to a couple of friends of ours at church
and they were celebrating their fiftieth anniversary and I said,
what are the percentage of that? Well, it turns out
it's seven percent. Wow, it's seven percent that you will
(34:33):
be married to one person for fifty years.
Speaker 4 (34:37):
I wonder if that includes a spouse passing away.
Speaker 1 (34:41):
I don't know it was. It was Ai, so the
answer came from AI. So I figured they used all
the information. But it's seven So ninety three percent chance
we will not be married to our wives for fifty years.
You won't because you got married. I got married late.
I mean I got married at twenty two. If my
wife and I stay married fifty years, both be seventy two.
(35:01):
I mean hopefully both of us live that long, but
you never know.
Speaker 2 (35:04):
Well, just like the writer of squid Games, you gotta
stay optimistic.
Speaker 1 (35:09):
You're crawling back into crawling. I'll give you that.
Speaker 2 (35:14):
Optimistic.
Speaker 4 (35:15):
I bet he's sitting there on the Google machine just
looking for a squid dollar.
Speaker 1 (35:17):
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