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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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all saw what happened to theo, so let's be careful
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Speaker 2 (00:25):
Was actually his name. His name was he had like an.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
Actor name with Jamal Warner.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
Michael see find it? Trying to find the story that
I started yesterday and we had to stop it and
dag on and I can't find it's but Nick.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
Maybe that was God giving us a clues that shouldn't
do the story here it is, Well, let's find out
if it is interesting.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
All right. It was Tina Hilt. Tina Hilt found a mover.
She was moving. I got a ques.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
This is the four hundred dollars girl.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
Yeah, oh my gosh, Susan, take a note and listen
to your husband.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
I tuned out right after four hundred dollars.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
Well, it's still though he heard that she would have
made it. She found a company and indeed the rate
was four hundred dollars. Nice memory when you want to
use it, and it's very reasonable. Here's a problem though.
Once her property was loaded and locked in the truck,
she got a phone call from the office saying that
she's going to own additional three thousand dollars. Of course,
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she refused, and then they refuse to delivery to her
belongings until they get paid. The situation got worse.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
Wait stop, okay, so they have her stuff locked up.
Why didn't they move it? So they didn't move it,
They just have it and she didn't pay her bill.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
No, they agreed on a price of four hundred dollars. Okay,
So they pack up this poor woman's home. Susan's packed up,
pad locked and all away from her property. Later that
day she gets called, say, you know what, the quote's
actually three thousand dollars thirty four hundred yeles an additional
three thous on this movie.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
Of course she did what I would have done and said,
you know.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
I could, I would have called the Pope Poe.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
Okay, well, let's see what happens. Situation got for bad word.
She says, she wouldn't pay, and that's when they informed her, Okay,
well then what you're gonna be hit with our storage
fees and our late fees on payment. That's when she
demanded cash or or money back.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
White loves these stories because he thinks every corporation is
out to get him.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
Well they are, well they are. She called the police
and the police said, well, it's a civil matter. We
can't help.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
Just so you know, because I never know that sounds
like death.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
Okra dawned on me.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
But do you read the look? So they give you
the contract, right, John? You know this. Dwight knows this.
How many times there was a million little tiny words
and at the bottom they have an X, and they're like,
you go, what do I sign there? Like R? At
the bottom in there could be something like.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
No, I guarantee you. For example, I used to rent cars.
I worked the front counter at Budget car and truck rental,
and on the back of our contract was all this
itty bitty print, you know, and then you had to
sign it.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
Yeah sure, And of course everybody knows what's in that as.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
An Americans just signed it. Yeah, once a while, I
would get the guy and go not so fast. I'm
going to read everything on this contract, and he would
like stand in my window and yeah, you could do that,
but your ass is going to read it over there
and they get back in line.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
You were a tough guys.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
I'm just saying, let me prove my point. I'm going
to read this our.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
Customer service employee of the month Dwight witting You damn right.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
You know why?
Speaker 1 (03:43):
Why?
Speaker 2 (03:43):
Because the twenty people behind him got better.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
Service about something that happened thirty.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
Years Take that. I'm not gonna say this.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
Thirty years ago, and he's getting a vain pop these people.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
I will say this though it never dawned on me
that that it could be a reality, but evidently it
is so much. To the point, there's a place, a
website out there called movingscam dot com. We can check
out companies.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
I would find out where it is, take a shotgun
to the lock and get my stuff.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
Bay, why not just go in?
Speaker 1 (04:18):
Chev not said that.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
No, You go in and you say, is there any
way that we can work at this out civilly?
Speaker 1 (04:25):
No, I find out where. No.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
The first thing you say is I believe there's been
a misunderstanding, and you try to diffuse the situation, and
then you ask them a bunch of questions to force
our heads to go yes up and down and get
a positive tone from you.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
You know how you get that positive out. You find
out where their sweet little ant lives and take a
picture of her in front of her address. And when
you're talking to them and going, hey, is this your aunt?
She lives there right? Oh my god, do you want
to see your aunt again? How about getting my furniture?
Speaker 2 (04:51):
There's a really really.
Speaker 3 (04:52):
Really that's the Italian coming out of your's a little
bit of it.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
There is a super duper guy. Uh. He's former Hell's
Angels in New York and he parlayed that into an
acting career. His name's Chuck Zito. No yo in the
second you see Chuck Zito again. But he's a real deal.
The guy is a genuine tough guy, boxer going open.
So his mother got ripped off by a car.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
He almost got a fight with John Clown Van Dam.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
He kicked his ass.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
Oh I didn't know that they actually.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
It was a strip club. He kicked his ass, but uh,
Chuck Zito's mother went to an auto mechanic and got
ripped off. Oh boy, and then Chuck Zito found out
about security. He went down the mechanic. He said, the
hell is this, give me all this money back right now.
I'm going to kick your ass and all this other stuff.
The guy freaks out, mister Zido just wait, wait, wait, wait,
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just wait wait, gives him all the money back. I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
Go.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
Chuck Zito gets home. He realizes that was not the
auto mechanic shop that she went to. It was a
different one, but they were so freaked out.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
He just gave him the money. Our guy, that right
at that point, that's yours. She have an outcome or not?
Are you?
Speaker 2 (06:05):
There's no outcome, no outcomes. Wow, you're just you.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
You're right in a movie like Stephen King, can't finish
the damn movie.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
No, this is a m night sham a long.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
It's Shama Lama ding dong.
Speaker 2 (06:17):
So you know who the mover was?
Speaker 1 (06:19):
Who?
Speaker 2 (06:19):
It was her all along, stupid movies.
Speaker 3 (06:24):
It was all a dream.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
The monster was all in your head.
Speaker 1 (06:28):
All three of us have not been on dating apps.
Correct you you met your wife fo Twitter? Well right,
you met your wife and I school Dwight and I
were were well passed the age of dating apps.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
I met my wife on cousins only dot com, right, yeah, yeah, yeah,
and it's people sometimes say, dude, that's gross. Used a
website to find your wife. Yeah, cousins only dot com.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
Side note the farmers only dot com. Yeah. In the commercial,
you're like cause they had found prettier girls to put
in I'm kidding, I'm kidding farmers. So this is suggestions
that sounds like COVID. Hang on, are you coming with it?
Sounds like covid. Let me stick this cute tip up
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your nose real quick, just to make sure.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
Oh why'd you do that?
Speaker 1 (07:21):
Oh you got my brain?
Speaker 2 (07:22):
Dude, Yeah, we're gonna know what about fifteen minutes? That
was COVID or not ouch? Okay, it's for your own good.
Speaker 1 (07:27):
Uh. This is suggestions by women that these are these
are red flags that if they see this on their
dating app, they don't They just swipe whatever is the negative,
So left negative, left is negative.
Speaker 4 (07:37):
Right.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
The first one is when men don't bother to write anything.
They just take a gym selfie and put it in there, like.
Speaker 3 (07:47):
I just get the buddy, It's all a need.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
Can you imagine I probably have like.
Speaker 3 (07:51):
The headphones halfway off to yes.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
Yeah, oops, my toaw seems to be slipping off.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
Gym selfie nothing written when you know what you're dealing
with there?
Speaker 2 (08:01):
Is it just me that sound blessed? My gym has
hardly any members It's like one of these deals where
you hit the key card, you go in.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
Well you joined, they lost memberships.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
Exactly what happened. But I've been to some of these
other you know, brightly colored gems, will just say with
bright colors, and it seems like every one of the
resistance machines, it's just got somebody sitting there on a
leotard or whatever it might be, taking a selfie fifteen
minutes not even working out.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
Yeah, they used to do that to Jay, but I
think they've out all that all right. So number two
that we'd be in trouble here, Thank god for chat GPT.
If there are several grammatical errors or misspelled words, I
will most likely swipe left, don't left his back.
Speaker 2 (08:44):
Why do you think we're just throwing the gym picture
up because we can't spell right, We don't know anything.
Speaker 3 (08:50):
That's to at least this person's making an effort correct.
This is the next step up in figuring out how
to do a dating yees profile.
Speaker 2 (08:56):
I don't know anything about your fancy punctuations, but I
do know that I love you.
Speaker 1 (09:01):
I think it's a little snobbyish to think, Oh, he
misspelled this word, so I'm I'm not gonna date someone
he doesn't spell right.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
Well, guess what, I'm glad you didn't swipe on me
because I hate people to do the ugh. He used
there instead of there, and it could have been there.
Speaker 3 (09:19):
It's there because of the other.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
One is wrong, Okay, always idiots, always going old. So
you couldn't decide for what I meant in that sentence. No,
we knew what you meant, was there?
Speaker 1 (09:27):
This next one? I'm not sure if this guy is
effective or he's a jerk. They say when the bio
says anything, that's code for no fat people. For example,
loves to go to the gym, very active, try to
keep up with me. I'm not overweight, but you're telling
me how superficial you are. Immediately, No, he's telling you
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your lifestyle, his lifestyle.
Speaker 3 (09:50):
Right, you run turkey trots on Thanksgiving?
Speaker 5 (09:54):
Right?
Speaker 1 (09:55):
Isn't that? But isn't okay? But she's saying that he's
she's putting a lot on him. That he's just trying
to say, Look, I'm very active and I need someone
that's gonna be active. Also.
Speaker 3 (10:05):
That's fair, you know what you're looking for. That's what
I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (10:09):
He's not a jerk, he's just being effective and saying
I don't want to go on dates with people are like, no,
I just like to eat bonbonds and sit on the couch.
Speaker 2 (10:15):
That's the whole point of a dating side is you
can hone in your search. Well, you can narrow it down, yes,
instead of going, you know, to Shaky's Lounge and just
shotgun effect like I did. I just hit on any
girl and any and every girl and eventually one I'm
gonna say, yes.
Speaker 1 (10:31):
Everybody that's not seventy years old and lived in the
South End. Shakey's Lounge was a place in ok.
Speaker 2 (10:36):
Given updated Kelly's Lounge.
Speaker 1 (10:39):
Kelly's Lounge if you're fifty years old the way.
Speaker 3 (10:42):
The Hillview Lounge. Actually it's called the County Line now
they line. That's where Nick Coffee had his first legal beer.
Speaker 2 (10:48):
I think I've seen a lot of Van Whalan shows
at the County line good bar.
Speaker 1 (10:52):
This sounds like Dwight Whitten. Yeah, when your bio says
looking for my future ex wife, here's another one for twice. Yes,
when you say they want someone to get their dark humor,
in my experience, it usually don't have.
Speaker 2 (11:11):
I wish I could tell you what I wrote it
and got kicked off Christian Mingo for it, But I
can't because.
Speaker 1 (11:21):
But here's the deal. She's this, this girl. This is
the problem with girls today When they say they want
someone to get their dark humor, what that really translates
to is, don't make me accountable for racist, homophobic or
sexist saints Like, oh, really you jumped to that out
of dark humor? Really they would swipe left on you
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mis jump to conclusions ladies who you can't look if
you can't be yourself around.
Speaker 2 (11:50):
Hey, by the way, what shade of blue is your hair?
Speaker 1 (11:53):
Right? What kind of bull ring in your nose is it?
Speaker 2 (11:57):
What kind of what size gauge do you have in
your ear lobes?
Speaker 1 (12:00):
Excuse me? What cuffee shop do you work at?
Speaker 2 (12:03):
Really? Bored with my ear lobes kind of on a
gigantic circle in the middle of the.
Speaker 3 (12:08):
Mean, Well, my profile probably ends with coexist as well exist.
Speaker 1 (12:13):
Excuse me, what NPR channel do you listen to?
Speaker 2 (12:15):
All right?
Speaker 1 (12:17):
Dun dut du so. I think that's quite a jump.
This one is when they post pictures of their kids
and their profile. Also, it's weird to show off your
kids to strangers. There's too many weirdos out there. A
She's right at the end, but if kids are part
of his life, that would be I wouldn't if I
was dating, I would not wear in mind, No.
Speaker 2 (12:36):
You put them on What are you talking about? The
same thing with Facebook, I'll get like a friend request.
I'll say, you know Karen Henderson who it might be?
So I'll click on Karen Henderson's protofile pictures see who
it is because I don't I don't know names, I
know faces, and I'll start looking as like Mickey Mouse
dressed up as a wizard, Winnie the poohs sitting in school.
Speaker 1 (12:57):
What are you talking about?
Speaker 2 (12:58):
People's profile pictures they put put anything, but I don't
know who you are.
Speaker 1 (13:04):
Well, I'm sorry. He's making a point that he's a
good dad. And by the way, if we date these
these the kids are a part of my life. I'm sorry. Yeah,
don't date the good dad.
Speaker 2 (13:15):
Can I pose a question? Pose if you've got and
this is profound if you have to tell people you
are good dad.
Speaker 1 (13:23):
Are No, he's not saying it, he's just showing that, Hey,
these kids come along with the deal. I think that
is right. What a terrible guy. Don't date him.
Speaker 3 (13:31):
I would take the kids out of the photo, but
put in your profile that you have however many kids.
Speaker 1 (13:36):
Correct. I would not put my kids online in any right,
wouldn't do it well.
Speaker 2 (13:41):
But one of the my favorite things in off airness
is when people come up and they show me pictures
of their kids. Yeah, I do whatever, date Dwight's there
is a benefit to that. Oh look, Daisy's yawning. Here's
Daisy and her Brandon sippy cup.
Speaker 3 (13:57):
Here's Daisy laughing at the joke of the day, or
not laughing.
Speaker 1 (14:01):
The difference between first and second kid action from parents
is so stark and different. It's crazy. You lose your
mind when the first one walks and then tell everybody
the exactly how many months it was. You know, he's
walking at nine months, that's three four months earlier than
the average. Just telling the second one, you actually take
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your foot and and go boop, You're not walking yet. Nope, Nope,
sit back down, all right?
Speaker 2 (14:28):
Just what you're like? Make fake walking videos like here
he is. You like to het him stand there for
like a second, and then you have her pan down
on the feet and you just hold his hands and
walk him in front of you. Make it look like
he's walking.
Speaker 1 (14:39):
Oh, what the hell you're talking about? Here's another one
that's dwighte. But on the other side, he's writing this.
I hate it when they list their hobbies with a
bunch of emojis. I'm not a Rosetta Stone. Use words,
and she ends it with Brad, that's me, Yes, that's you.
Speaker 4 (15:00):
Lee what let's regress back to h glyphics, I wonder
and abbreviations. If I abbreviate it, you're supposed to know
what I mean by did you turn in your PCR?
Speaker 1 (15:12):
Trying to think what Dwight would put on.
Speaker 3 (15:14):
His dating profile if it was just emoji's no just ingener.
If it was just emojis, he'd put a dog, He'd
put like a guitar, bottle of tequila.
Speaker 2 (15:24):
I would say, look in the television probably.
Speaker 3 (15:28):
Or maybe like the big lips for rolling Stones.
Speaker 2 (15:31):
That's a good one.
Speaker 1 (15:33):
When your bio says not likely to message first. See
that sounds like me. At some point the phone's not
gonna ring. But until then, you're gonna have a ball.
Last one when your bio pic just says my Snapchat
Instagram is I don't know what that.
Speaker 2 (15:54):
I don't know what that means.
Speaker 1 (15:55):
I guess just check out my Insta.
Speaker 3 (15:57):
That's that's dumb.
Speaker 1 (15:58):
Yeah, that's not very good. You mean I have to
do homework to look up what you're like. Okay, just
look for people on Instagram and message him. Then if
you're gonna do that, that's exactly right. All right. Thank
god all three of us did not have to do this.
Speaker 2 (16:12):
Oh kidding, thank god we're all married.
Speaker 1 (16:14):
Yes, and I do remember we had sort of this
in our generation, which was when you could record your
own message on your machine. Yes, some people would put
a song and they would sit in their house and
make notes of what song best summarizes me, what song
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gives the message of me. You remember those people that
when you would hear a song when you called and
it was like, hey, it's Jessica, leave a message.
Speaker 2 (16:44):
I would always just make him out a bit like
I have a different bit. You know, yeah, well shock
her and you had to sit there and hear this,
you know, ninety seconds of stupidity.
Speaker 1 (16:54):
He's so funny one year later? Is everything a joke
with you?
Speaker 2 (16:59):
A year? It's usually three months into the relationship.
Speaker 1 (17:03):
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this is just what it is. He's now become my
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Speaker 2 (19:31):
You're right, crack this up right here, here we go.
But no, I gotta said said no, no, no, no,
no no. Don't tell me not to play, tell me not.
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Speaker 2 (19:58):
Hairs started to look a little bit like d Snyders too.
Speaker 1 (20:00):
Yeah, you're getting out of control.
Speaker 2 (20:02):
It looks you're telling me that because you want me
to look like Nick Nolty's Mugshaw to make you look better.
Speaker 3 (20:08):
I don't care.
Speaker 2 (20:10):
Look at my appearance. You know, I don't care.
Speaker 1 (20:12):
It's true. It screams I've given John Alden.
Speaker 2 (20:16):
You got any tattoos on you? I don't, Tony, No
tattoos I've got just it's a really kick ass little
print across the small of my back.
Speaker 1 (20:25):
You're talking about your tramp stamp.
Speaker 2 (20:27):
Yeah, I can't say what it says there. It's hot,
but that's the only tattoo I have, and it's kick ass.
Speaker 1 (20:34):
It's his name upside down.
Speaker 2 (20:36):
Why would you tell people it's supposed to be a surprise.
When you make sweet sweet love to me, you get
to see that, and that's the only time that in
the beach? Well? Uh, there was a a woman whose
husband was a big Steeler fan like you, passed away.
His wife, Angelica is her name. She refers to herself
(20:58):
as a real this a real af sports mom.
Speaker 1 (21:04):
Okay, yeah, okay, I did to translate there in my
head for a second. Okay, I got she's a sports mom.
Speaker 2 (21:08):
God. She worked with an organization after her husband died.
The organization Saved My Ink Forever.
Speaker 1 (21:14):
What organization the Pittsburgh Steelers.
Speaker 2 (21:16):
No, the organization is called Save My Ink Forever? What'd
she used it for? To preserve one of the seventy
plus Pittsburgh Steeler tattoos that her husband had this whoa
particular Yeah, whoa, that's exactly. No, No, that's exactly what's
going on. No, they cut this. I don't think it's legal,
(21:38):
but they cut the skin where they they cut the
skin from the body. Save my ink forever. The particular
tattoo that was saved of her husband was a combination
of a skull on Pittsburgh Steelers. Where did you get.
Speaker 1 (21:53):
What a skull?
Speaker 2 (21:54):
A skull inside of the Pittsburgh Steelers helmet? You get
this at.
Speaker 1 (21:58):
Weirdos dot com because this is weird dot com. That's
not a website. Actually, oh, I don't know if it.
Speaker 3 (22:03):
Well, it's insane. Now we got a check.
Speaker 2 (22:05):
Now we got a check, right, weirdos dot com.
Speaker 1 (22:07):
I mean, I don't even think after he was dead.
Speaker 3 (22:11):
Weirdos, I don't know what they do.
Speaker 2 (22:13):
We need to call him on the air.
Speaker 1 (22:15):
No we do not, well, yeah we do.
Speaker 2 (22:17):
We got a dump're talking about.
Speaker 1 (22:19):
Do not call one weirdos.
Speaker 2 (22:22):
The tattoo, Like I said, it's a gigantic doesn't matter.
Speaker 1 (22:25):
Get to your point to where it's like, oh my god,
how does this okay.
Speaker 2 (22:28):
Her and her son selected which tattoo they wanted to
save from her husband and the kid's father. This organization
called Save My Ink Forever. They preserved it, they framed it. Oh,
it's mounted on the wall with a protective museum quality
UV glass because UV fades things, you know. Uh, She
(22:50):
says she didn't.
Speaker 1 (22:51):
Not forbid the the the ink phades on the plaque
of dead skin. Hey, that you have hanging on your wall.
You have a patch of dead skin from your your
dead husband on the wall.
Speaker 2 (23:05):
Who's your decorator, ed Gean?
Speaker 1 (23:07):
She should be?
Speaker 2 (23:07):
I mean, do I get the joke? Yes? Okay, she
says she doesn't. Doesn't do this for out of shock value,
but she does it to let her husband's legacy continue.
I'm gonna leave, I think in my will my tramp
stamp to Susan, I.
Speaker 1 (23:26):
Don't even how do you explain that to the doctor
at the hospital when your husband or wife dies?
Speaker 2 (23:33):
Hey, before you.
Speaker 1 (23:36):
Now, this sounds like Yellowstone when they got that old
dude and they said you got something. He's got something
that he owes me and and rip cuts the Yellowstone
brand off his chest, off his chest and then hangs him.
Speaker 2 (23:50):
So Sons of Anarchy. It's about the and there's one
particular guy that screws the club over and then comes
back and he's trying to wear the and all this.
They find out he's got a tattoo of the patch
on his back. So they take him to this auto shop.
Oh boy, they chain him up. Oh boy, they take
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a blow torch and they remove the whole back tattoo
and just leave him hanging there.
Speaker 1 (24:18):
That is like, sounds like a fun show to watch
at night.
Speaker 2 (24:22):
It's such a it's a hoot. It sounds like a
saw trap.
Speaker 1 (24:25):
Yes it does.
Speaker 3 (24:26):
Or you have to get the tattoo out of your
body because it's infected. It's going to kill you or something.
Speaker 5 (24:30):
You do the voice better, John, you've heard your diet
of hot dogs, your entire life. Hot dogs are made
up of lips and buttholes. To date, you become the
lips and buttholes.
Speaker 2 (24:44):
No, no saw. Have you ever seen the saw at work?
It's that little thing that ridses a tricycle. People are
getting on the look it up on YouTube. People are
getting on the elevator and here wait, wait, he's running
down the hallway.
Speaker 3 (25:01):
See if they did it? Here they need to put
it in the in the bathroom because there's only one
urinal on one snall. They could put a tricycle with
saw in the bathroom.
Speaker 1 (25:07):
See, Dwet's an idiot, and on a first date, if
he was still dating, he would do that. On the
first date. She'd be in there with a glass of wine,
sitting on the couch and she's thinking in her head
while he's supposed to be in the bathroom and she's
sitting there drinking wine, going this, this date went really well,
this is really happy. Dwight goes and puts that helmet
thing on the saw guy on and then rides out
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of the back on the tricycle naked.
Speaker 3 (25:34):
I wants to play a game?
Speaker 1 (25:35):
Who wants to play a game?
Speaker 5 (25:37):
If I have a fetish, now you have the fetish.
Speaker 2 (25:44):
I always wondering. No, No, I didn't always wonder. I'm
lying there, But after I read this article, I did
wonder where what is the origin of dude? Hey, he's
a good dude.
Speaker 1 (25:53):
Oh I know this.
Speaker 3 (25:54):
Look that dude.
Speaker 1 (25:55):
Oh I know this.
Speaker 2 (25:56):
It makes sense.
Speaker 1 (25:57):
Go ahead, But when you say it will come to
me because I read this not too long ago.
Speaker 2 (26:01):
Yeah, when I think of linguistic professors. Only one name
comes to mind, and that's Gerald Cohen. I think he's
the biggest, best. I think he's the best.
Speaker 1 (26:12):
It's mandatory. It's mandatory, curriculum.
Speaker 2 (26:16):
All of this, all of Professor Gerald Cohen's books on linguistics,
they're just you can't put him down.
Speaker 1 (26:24):
It's the it's linguistics is language, the study of language.
You know who was the linguistics expert on Star trek
Ahura Hourah a Houra could translate what's the ones that
they battled all the time? Klings she was hot too. Yeah,
(26:44):
that was the first on air black white kiss between
her and Captain Kirk. It kind of sent people in
a spin.
Speaker 5 (26:53):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (26:53):
Professor Gerald Cohen believes that the first used uh, it
was first used in the eighteen eighties.
Speaker 1 (27:01):
Is this a this is the out West cowboys stuff?
Speaker 2 (27:04):
Kind of it was in the eighteen eighties. But if
you if you look at some of these, to take
a page from your book, period Pieces Love period, it depends.
It really depends your quality of life where you were
in the country in eighteen eighty. For example, if you're
in Wyoming, you're eating stick bugs, and.
Speaker 1 (27:23):
If you're there was a good chance you're not going
to leave Wyoming and you're going to die because you're
going to be killed some of something a bear or
a mean person or a bean Native American.
Speaker 2 (27:37):
Right. But in eighteen eighty, if you're in New York,
you're drinking brandies and you're going down, and you're going.
Speaker 1 (27:46):
And you step on the wrong street and a family
named the Venettes kill you.
Speaker 2 (27:50):
Well ahead, stood there there's a danger there. Yeah. But
what so where did the word dude comes from?
Speaker 1 (27:56):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (27:57):
It was in eighteen hundreds in New York City for
the hips a scene. People, Yes, people that saw the
hipsters saw them as an infeminate.
Speaker 1 (28:06):
Uh like was this granted's village.
Speaker 2 (28:10):
Saw them lady like and they managed to draw attention. Well,
that's when a humorist and a cartoonist that was popular
back in the day started making cartoons about them, about
the way they overtop, over the top, fancy way of
dressing they had, they were fancy boy and most of them,
most of them.
Speaker 1 (28:29):
So it's the opposite meeting now.
Speaker 2 (28:31):
Yeah, so most of them, most of them were Yankee
doodles like Yankees, and so.
Speaker 1 (28:37):
Dude yankee.
Speaker 2 (28:41):
Yan So it was short for Yankee doodles dudes.
Speaker 1 (28:47):
Yes, so a dude was anfemate. He was kind of
feminine back then. But now if welcome to our so
now so now it is you know when you got
like a manly dude, you're like that that dude, he's
just the dude.
Speaker 2 (29:04):
Time, first stopper on the dude Rach. It's the dude
bell you've been to a dude Rach.
Speaker 1 (29:14):
Okay, let's wrap the show with this story.
Speaker 2 (29:18):
I got a joke about Dubai and Abu Dhabi.
Speaker 1 (29:21):
Please let's hold on to that till tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (29:23):
There's no more joke of the day.
Speaker 1 (29:24):
No, there's no more jokes.
Speaker 2 (29:26):
If you want a joke of the day, use the
talk back mike, feed you where's that. It's on your
iHeartRadio app. Go to Tony and Dwight podcast. Hit that
little Mike. Leave us a joke. If not because of
someone on the show, there may not be a joke
today tomorrow unless you give us one.
Speaker 1 (29:45):
That is true. All right. I don't know if we
have time for this, but scientist time. Okay, scientists have
come up with when you talk to Dwight nine and
we talk to other people. When you get to a
certain age, like you always go no, no, no, wait
till you hit your forties. No no, no, no, wait till
you hit your fifties. So scientists have come up with, yes,
(30:07):
you don't age in an arc, right, you don't age
as in you know when you're thirty, you're aging, forty,
you're aging. There is a number and it's your birthday
number that it all starts to go downhill and it accelerates.
Is it thirty, forty, fifty or sixty?
Speaker 2 (30:27):
Say it's fifty.
Speaker 3 (30:29):
I'll guess fifty. I'm with them.
Speaker 1 (30:31):
That's dead on because when you hit fifty. I kept
talking because Jackie's three years younger than I is, and
I kept saying, wait till you get to fifty. Man. Yeah,
sure enough she hit fifty and you know, the knees
are aching, energy is down, all this crazy stuff. But
they have found out they've identified a turning point in
which that acceleration typically takes place around the age fifty.
Speaker 2 (30:56):
Yep, eyes, that's when they go the whole bit.
Speaker 1 (30:58):
They're saying, you pla toe as an adult at fifty
and then it's all over.
Speaker 2 (31:06):
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Speaker 1 (31:53):
Lots of pastas will make meals for you. Matter of fact,
they're frozen, so they're flash frozen after they are baked.
Like the ZD. Try the small bag ZD and then
you're gonna fall in love with it and then get
the large bake ZD for the entire family. My in
laws get the big ZD every time they walk into
lots of pasta. The beef strogging off. It's delicious. I
(32:14):
know that you like strogan off, Dwight, So get the
beef stroging off, the beef and bean burritos all at
lots of pasta. Let them do the cooking, all right.
Speaker 2 (32:22):
Burda from the community Cuban American says, the Cuban coffee
is showing off. Joey Strader says, is wearing off. No
Jesus showing off. And it stuffs still bouncing off the right.
And then Joey Strader says, John plays some blank good music.
Speaker 1 (32:38):
All right, we'll see you tomorrow. News Radio eight forty WHS.
Speaker 2 (32:42):
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Speaker 2 (00:25):
Was actually his name. His name was he had like an.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
Actor name with Jamal Warner.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
Michael see find it? Trying to find the story that
I started yesterday and we had to stop it and
dag on and I can't find it's but Nick.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
Maybe that was God giving us a clues that shouldn't
do the story here it is, Well, let's find out
if it is interesting.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
All right. It was Tina Hilt. Tina Hilt found a mover.
She was moving. I got a ques.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
This is the four hundred dollars girl.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
Yeah, oh my gosh, Susan, take a note and listen
to your husband.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
I tuned out right after four hundred dollars.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
Well, it's still though he heard that she would have
made it. She found a company and indeed the rate
was four hundred dollars. Nice memory when you want to
use it, and it's very reasonable. Here's a problem though.
Once her property was loaded and locked in the truck,
she got a phone call from the office saying that
she's going to own additional three thousand dollars. Of course,
(01:28):
she refused, and then they refuse to delivery to her
belongings until they get paid. The situation got worse.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
Wait stop, okay, so they have her stuff locked up.
Why didn't they move it? So they didn't move it,
They just have it and she didn't pay her bill.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
No, they agreed on a price of four hundred dollars. Okay,
So they pack up this poor woman's home. Susan's packed up,
pad locked and all away from her property. Later that
day she gets called, say, you know what, the quote's
actually three thousand dollars thirty four hundred yeles an additional
three thous on this movie.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
Of course she did what I would have done and said,
you know.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
I could, I would have called the Pope Poe.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
Okay, well, let's see what happens. Situation got for bad word.
She says, she wouldn't pay, and that's when they informed her, Okay,
well then what you're gonna be hit with our storage
fees and our late fees on payment. That's when she
demanded cash or or money back.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
White loves these stories because he thinks every corporation is
out to get him.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
Well they are, well they are. She called the police
and the police said, well, it's a civil matter. We
can't help.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
Just so you know, because I never know that sounds
like death.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
Okra dawned on me.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
But do you read the look? So they give you
the contract, right, John? You know this. Dwight knows this.
How many times there was a million little tiny words
and at the bottom they have an X, and they're like,
you go, what do I sign there? Like R? At
the bottom in there could be something like.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
No, I guarantee you. For example, I used to rent cars.
I worked the front counter at Budget car and truck rental,
and on the back of our contract was all this
itty bitty print, you know, and then you had to
sign it.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
Yeah sure, And of course everybody knows what's in that as.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
An Americans just signed it. Yeah, once a while, I
would get the guy and go not so fast. I'm
going to read everything on this contract, and he would
like stand in my window and yeah, you could do that,
but your ass is going to read it over there
and they get back in line.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
You were a tough guys.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
I'm just saying, let me prove my point. I'm going
to read this our.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
Customer service employee of the month Dwight witting You damn right.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
You know why?
Speaker 1 (03:43):
Why?
Speaker 2 (03:43):
Because the twenty people behind him got better.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
Service about something that happened thirty.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
Years Take that. I'm not gonna say this.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
Thirty years ago, and he's getting a vain pop these people.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
I will say this though it never dawned on me
that that it could be a reality, but evidently it
is so much. To the point, there's a place, a
website out there called movingscam dot com. We can check
out companies.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
I would find out where it is, take a shotgun
to the lock and get my stuff.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
Bay, why not just go in?
Speaker 1 (04:18):
Chev not said that.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
No, You go in and you say, is there any
way that we can work at this out civilly?
Speaker 1 (04:25):
No, I find out where. No.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
The first thing you say is I believe there's been
a misunderstanding, and you try to diffuse the situation, and
then you ask them a bunch of questions to force
our heads to go yes up and down and get
a positive tone from you.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
You know how you get that positive out. You find
out where their sweet little ant lives and take a
picture of her in front of her address. And when
you're talking to them and going, hey, is this your aunt?
She lives there right? Oh my god, do you want
to see your aunt again? How about getting my furniture?
Speaker 2 (04:51):
There's a really really.
Speaker 3 (04:52):
Really that's the Italian coming out of your's a little
bit of it.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
There is a super duper guy. Uh. He's former Hell's
Angels in New York and he parlayed that into an
acting career. His name's Chuck Zito. No yo in the
second you see Chuck Zito again. But he's a real deal.
The guy is a genuine tough guy, boxer going open.
So his mother got ripped off by a car.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
He almost got a fight with John Clown Van Dam.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
He kicked his ass.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
Oh I didn't know that they actually.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
It was a strip club. He kicked his ass, but uh,
Chuck Zito's mother went to an auto mechanic and got
ripped off. Oh boy, and then Chuck Zito found out
about security. He went down the mechanic. He said, the
hell is this, give me all this money back right now.
I'm going to kick your ass and all this other stuff.
The guy freaks out, mister Zido just wait, wait, wait, wait,
(05:45):
just wait wait, gives him all the money back. I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
Go.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
Chuck Zito gets home. He realizes that was not the
auto mechanic shop that she went to. It was a
different one, but they were so freaked out.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
He just gave him the money. Our guy, that right
at that point, that's yours. She have an outcome or not?
Are you?
Speaker 2 (06:05):
There's no outcome, no outcomes. Wow, you're just you.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
You're right in a movie like Stephen King, can't finish
the damn movie.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
No, this is a m night sham a long.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
It's Shama Lama ding dong.
Speaker 2 (06:17):
So you know who the mover was?
Speaker 1 (06:19):
Who?
Speaker 2 (06:19):
It was her all along, stupid movies.
Speaker 3 (06:24):
It was all a dream.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
The monster was all in your head.
Speaker 1 (06:28):
All three of us have not been on dating apps.
Correct you you met your wife fo Twitter? Well right,
you met your wife and I school Dwight and I
were were well passed the age of dating apps.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
I met my wife on cousins only dot com, right, yeah, yeah, yeah,
and it's people sometimes say, dude, that's gross. Used a
website to find your wife. Yeah, cousins only dot com.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
Side note the farmers only dot com. Yeah. In the commercial,
you're like cause they had found prettier girls to put
in I'm kidding, I'm kidding farmers. So this is suggestions
that sounds like COVID. Hang on, are you coming with it?
Sounds like covid. Let me stick this cute tip up
(07:17):
your nose real quick, just to make sure.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
Oh why'd you do that?
Speaker 1 (07:21):
Oh you got my brain?
Speaker 2 (07:22):
Dude, Yeah, we're gonna know what about fifteen minutes? That
was COVID or not ouch? Okay, it's for your own good.
Speaker 1 (07:27):
Uh. This is suggestions by women that these are these
are red flags that if they see this on their
dating app, they don't They just swipe whatever is the negative,
So left negative, left is negative.
Speaker 4 (07:37):
Right.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
The first one is when men don't bother to write anything.
They just take a gym selfie and put it in there, like.
Speaker 3 (07:47):
I just get the buddy, It's all a need.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
Can you imagine I probably have like.
Speaker 3 (07:51):
The headphones halfway off to yes.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
Yeah, oops, my toaw seems to be slipping off.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
Gym selfie nothing written when you know what you're dealing
with there?
Speaker 2 (08:01):
Is it just me that sound blessed? My gym has
hardly any members It's like one of these deals where
you hit the key card, you go in.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
Well you joined, they lost memberships.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
Exactly what happened. But I've been to some of these
other you know, brightly colored gems, will just say with
bright colors, and it seems like every one of the
resistance machines, it's just got somebody sitting there on a
leotard or whatever it might be, taking a selfie fifteen
minutes not even working out.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
Yeah, they used to do that to Jay, but I
think they've out all that all right. So number two
that we'd be in trouble here, Thank god for chat GPT.
If there are several grammatical errors or misspelled words, I
will most likely swipe left, don't left his back.
Speaker 2 (08:44):
Why do you think we're just throwing the gym picture
up because we can't spell right, We don't know anything.
Speaker 3 (08:50):
That's to at least this person's making an effort correct.
This is the next step up in figuring out how
to do a dating yees profile.
Speaker 2 (08:56):
I don't know anything about your fancy punctuations, but I
do know that I love you.
Speaker 1 (09:01):
I think it's a little snobbyish to think, Oh, he
misspelled this word, so I'm I'm not gonna date someone
he doesn't spell right.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
Well, guess what, I'm glad you didn't swipe on me
because I hate people to do the ugh. He used
there instead of there, and it could have been there.
Speaker 3 (09:19):
It's there because of the other.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
One is wrong, Okay, always idiots, always going old. So
you couldn't decide for what I meant in that sentence. No,
we knew what you meant, was there?
Speaker 1 (09:27):
This next one? I'm not sure if this guy is
effective or he's a jerk. They say when the bio
says anything, that's code for no fat people. For example,
loves to go to the gym, very active, try to
keep up with me. I'm not overweight, but you're telling
me how superficial you are. Immediately, No, he's telling you
(09:49):
your lifestyle, his lifestyle.
Speaker 3 (09:50):
Right, you run turkey trots on Thanksgiving?
Speaker 5 (09:54):
Right?
Speaker 1 (09:55):
Isn't that? But isn't okay? But she's saying that he's
she's putting a lot on him. That he's just trying
to say, Look, I'm very active and I need someone
that's gonna be active. Also.
Speaker 3 (10:05):
That's fair, you know what you're looking for. That's what
I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (10:09):
He's not a jerk, he's just being effective and saying
I don't want to go on dates with people are like, no,
I just like to eat bonbonds and sit on the couch.
Speaker 2 (10:15):
That's the whole point of a dating side is you
can hone in your search. Well, you can narrow it down, yes,
instead of going, you know, to Shaky's Lounge and just
shotgun effect like I did. I just hit on any
girl and any and every girl and eventually one I'm
gonna say, yes.
Speaker 1 (10:31):
Everybody that's not seventy years old and lived in the
South End. Shakey's Lounge was a place in ok.
Speaker 2 (10:36):
Given updated Kelly's Lounge.
Speaker 1 (10:39):
Kelly's Lounge if you're fifty years old the way.
Speaker 3 (10:42):
The Hillview Lounge. Actually it's called the County Line now
they line. That's where Nick Coffee had his first legal beer.
Speaker 2 (10:48):
I think I've seen a lot of Van Whalan shows
at the County line good bar.
Speaker 1 (10:52):
This sounds like Dwight Whitten. Yeah, when your bio says
looking for my future ex wife, here's another one for twice. Yes,
when you say they want someone to get their dark humor,
in my experience, it usually don't have.
Speaker 2 (11:11):
I wish I could tell you what I wrote it
and got kicked off Christian Mingo for it, But I
can't because.
Speaker 1 (11:21):
But here's the deal. She's this, this girl. This is
the problem with girls today When they say they want
someone to get their dark humor, what that really translates
to is, don't make me accountable for racist, homophobic or
sexist saints Like, oh, really you jumped to that out
of dark humor? Really they would swipe left on you
(11:44):
mis jump to conclusions ladies who you can't look if
you can't be yourself around.
Speaker 2 (11:50):
Hey, by the way, what shade of blue is your hair?
Speaker 1 (11:53):
Right? What kind of bull ring in your nose is it?
Speaker 2 (11:57):
What kind of what size gauge do you have in
your ear lobes?
Speaker 1 (12:00):
Excuse me? What cuffee shop do you work at?
Speaker 2 (12:03):
Really? Bored with my ear lobes kind of on a
gigantic circle in the middle of the.
Speaker 3 (12:08):
Mean, Well, my profile probably ends with coexist as well exist.
Speaker 1 (12:13):
Excuse me, what NPR channel do you listen to?
Speaker 2 (12:15):
All right?
Speaker 1 (12:17):
Dun dut du so. I think that's quite a jump.
This one is when they post pictures of their kids
and their profile. Also, it's weird to show off your
kids to strangers. There's too many weirdos out there. A
She's right at the end, but if kids are part
of his life, that would be I wouldn't if I
was dating, I would not wear in mind, No.
Speaker 2 (12:36):
You put them on What are you talking about? The
same thing with Facebook, I'll get like a friend request.
I'll say, you know Karen Henderson who it might be?
So I'll click on Karen Henderson's protofile pictures see who
it is because I don't I don't know names, I
know faces, and I'll start looking as like Mickey Mouse
dressed up as a wizard, Winnie the poohs sitting in school.
Speaker 1 (12:57):
What are you talking about?
Speaker 2 (12:58):
People's profile pictures they put put anything, but I don't
know who you are.
Speaker 1 (13:04):
Well, I'm sorry. He's making a point that he's a
good dad. And by the way, if we date these
these the kids are a part of my life. I'm sorry. Yeah,
don't date the good dad.
Speaker 2 (13:15):
Can I pose a question? Pose if you've got and
this is profound if you have to tell people you
are good dad.
Speaker 1 (13:23):
Are No, he's not saying it, he's just showing that, Hey,
these kids come along with the deal. I think that
is right. What a terrible guy. Don't date him.
Speaker 3 (13:31):
I would take the kids out of the photo, but
put in your profile that you have however many kids.
Speaker 1 (13:36):
Correct. I would not put my kids online in any right,
wouldn't do it well.
Speaker 2 (13:41):
But one of the my favorite things in off airness
is when people come up and they show me pictures
of their kids. Yeah, I do whatever, date Dwight's there
is a benefit to that. Oh look, Daisy's yawning. Here's
Daisy and her Brandon sippy cup.
Speaker 3 (13:57):
Here's Daisy laughing at the joke of the day, or
not laughing.
Speaker 1 (14:01):
The difference between first and second kid action from parents
is so stark and different. It's crazy. You lose your
mind when the first one walks and then tell everybody
the exactly how many months it was. You know, he's
walking at nine months, that's three four months earlier than
the average. Just telling the second one, you actually take
(14:22):
your foot and and go boop, You're not walking yet. Nope, Nope,
sit back down, all right?
Speaker 2 (14:28):
Just what you're like? Make fake walking videos like here
he is. You like to het him stand there for
like a second, and then you have her pan down
on the feet and you just hold his hands and
walk him in front of you. Make it look like
he's walking.
Speaker 1 (14:39):
Oh, what the hell you're talking about? Here's another one
that's dwighte. But on the other side, he's writing this.
I hate it when they list their hobbies with a
bunch of emojis. I'm not a Rosetta Stone. Use words,
and she ends it with Brad, that's me, Yes, that's you.
Speaker 4 (15:00):
Lee what let's regress back to h glyphics, I wonder
and abbreviations. If I abbreviate it, you're supposed to know
what I mean by did you turn in your PCR?
Speaker 1 (15:12):
Trying to think what Dwight would put on.
Speaker 3 (15:14):
His dating profile if it was just emoji's no just ingener.
If it was just emojis, he'd put a dog, He'd
put like a guitar, bottle of tequila.
Speaker 2 (15:24):
I would say, look in the television probably.
Speaker 3 (15:28):
Or maybe like the big lips for rolling Stones.
Speaker 2 (15:31):
That's a good one.
Speaker 1 (15:33):
When your bio says not likely to message first. See
that sounds like me. At some point the phone's not
gonna ring. But until then, you're gonna have a ball.
Last one when your bio pic just says my Snapchat
Instagram is I don't know what that.
Speaker 2 (15:54):
I don't know what that means.
Speaker 1 (15:55):
I guess just check out my Insta.
Speaker 3 (15:57):
That's that's dumb.
Speaker 1 (15:58):
Yeah, that's not very good. You mean I have to
do homework to look up what you're like. Okay, just
look for people on Instagram and message him. Then if
you're gonna do that, that's exactly right. All right. Thank
god all three of us did not have to do this.
Speaker 2 (16:12):
Oh kidding, thank god we're all married.
Speaker 1 (16:14):
Yes, and I do remember we had sort of this
in our generation, which was when you could record your
own message on your machine. Yes, some people would put
a song and they would sit in their house and
make notes of what song best summarizes me, what song
(16:36):
gives the message of me. You remember those people that
when you would hear a song when you called and
it was like, hey, it's Jessica, leave a message.
Speaker 2 (16:44):
I would always just make him out a bit like
I have a different bit. You know, yeah, well shock
her and you had to sit there and hear this,
you know, ninety seconds of stupidity.
Speaker 1 (16:54):
He's so funny one year later? Is everything a joke
with you?
Speaker 2 (16:59):
A year? It's usually three months into the relationship.
Speaker 1 (17:03):
All right.
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Speaker 2 (17:59):
I talk to you John Bergen last night on the telephone.
Speaker 1 (18:01):
He's still talking to you.
Speaker 2 (18:02):
Here's what I did. I called him. I put him
on speakerphone because my wife was in the room.
Speaker 1 (18:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (18:07):
Did you hear that John Bergen voice. Yeah. The rest
of the conversation stays between me and my wife. It's
exactly right, she said, Oh my gosh, John Bergin.
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John Bergen is the most handsive plumbing supply company owner
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(19:26):
this is just what it is. He's now become my
little brother.
Speaker 2 (19:31):
You're right, crack this up right here, here we go.
But no, I gotta said said no, no, no, no,
no no. Don't tell me not to play, tell me not.
Speaker 1 (19:43):
Okay, thank you, thank you, thank you NewsRadio for wha. Yes,
the Tony and Dwight Show brought to you by the
Kentucky Office of Highway Safety. Please don't drink and drive
and put the phone down.
Speaker 2 (19:58):
Hairs started to look a little bit like d Snyders too.
Speaker 1 (20:00):
Yeah, you're getting out of control.
Speaker 2 (20:02):
It looks you're telling me that because you want me
to look like Nick Nolty's Mugshaw to make you look better.
Speaker 3 (20:08):
I don't care.
Speaker 2 (20:10):
Look at my appearance. You know, I don't care.
Speaker 1 (20:12):
It's true. It screams I've given John Alden.
Speaker 2 (20:16):
You got any tattoos on you? I don't, Tony, No
tattoos I've got just it's a really kick ass little
print across the small of my back.
Speaker 1 (20:25):
You're talking about your tramp stamp.
Speaker 2 (20:27):
Yeah, I can't say what it says there. It's hot,
but that's the only tattoo I have, and it's kick ass.
Speaker 1 (20:34):
It's his name upside down.
Speaker 2 (20:36):
Why would you tell people it's supposed to be a surprise.
When you make sweet sweet love to me, you get
to see that, and that's the only time that in
the beach? Well? Uh, there was a a woman whose
husband was a big Steeler fan like you, passed away.
His wife, Angelica is her name. She refers to herself
(20:58):
as a real this a real af sports mom.
Speaker 1 (21:04):
Okay, yeah, okay, I did to translate there in my
head for a second. Okay, I got she's a sports mom.
Speaker 2 (21:08):
God. She worked with an organization after her husband died.
The organization Saved My Ink Forever.
Speaker 1 (21:14):
What organization the Pittsburgh Steelers.
Speaker 2 (21:16):
No, the organization is called Save My Ink Forever? What'd
she used it for? To preserve one of the seventy
plus Pittsburgh Steeler tattoos that her husband had this whoa
particular Yeah, whoa, that's exactly. No, No, that's exactly what's
going on. No, they cut this. I don't think it's legal,
(21:38):
but they cut the skin where they they cut the
skin from the body. Save my ink forever. The particular
tattoo that was saved of her husband was a combination
of a skull on Pittsburgh Steelers. Where did you get.
Speaker 1 (21:53):
What a skull?
Speaker 2 (21:54):
A skull inside of the Pittsburgh Steelers helmet? You get
this at.
Speaker 1 (21:58):
Weirdos dot com because this is weird dot com. That's
not a website. Actually, oh, I don't know if it.
Speaker 3 (22:03):
Well, it's insane. Now we got a check.
Speaker 2 (22:05):
Now we got a check, right, weirdos dot com.
Speaker 1 (22:07):
I mean, I don't even think after he was dead.
Speaker 3 (22:11):
Weirdos, I don't know what they do.
Speaker 2 (22:13):
We need to call him on the air.
Speaker 1 (22:15):
No we do not, well, yeah we do.
Speaker 2 (22:17):
We got a dump're talking about.
Speaker 1 (22:19):
Do not call one weirdos.
Speaker 2 (22:22):
The tattoo, Like I said, it's a gigantic doesn't matter.
Speaker 1 (22:25):
Get to your point to where it's like, oh my god,
how does this okay.
Speaker 2 (22:28):
Her and her son selected which tattoo they wanted to
save from her husband and the kid's father. This organization
called Save My Ink Forever. They preserved it, they framed it. Oh,
it's mounted on the wall with a protective museum quality
UV glass because UV fades things, you know. Uh, She
(22:50):
says she didn't.
Speaker 1 (22:51):
Not forbid the the the ink phades on the plaque
of dead skin. Hey, that you have hanging on your wall.
You have a patch of dead skin from your your
dead husband on the wall.
Speaker 2 (23:05):
Who's your decorator, ed Gean?
Speaker 1 (23:07):
She should be?
Speaker 2 (23:07):
I mean, do I get the joke? Yes? Okay, she
says she doesn't. Doesn't do this for out of shock value,
but she does it to let her husband's legacy continue.
I'm gonna leave, I think in my will my tramp
stamp to Susan, I.
Speaker 1 (23:26):
Don't even how do you explain that to the doctor
at the hospital when your husband or wife dies?
Speaker 2 (23:33):
Hey, before you.
Speaker 1 (23:36):
Now, this sounds like Yellowstone when they got that old
dude and they said you got something. He's got something
that he owes me and and rip cuts the Yellowstone
brand off his chest, off his chest and then hangs him.
Speaker 2 (23:50):
So Sons of Anarchy. It's about the and there's one
particular guy that screws the club over and then comes
back and he's trying to wear the and all this.
They find out he's got a tattoo of the patch
on his back. So they take him to this auto shop.
Oh boy, they chain him up. Oh boy, they take
(24:11):
a blow torch and they remove the whole back tattoo
and just leave him hanging there.
Speaker 1 (24:18):
That is like, sounds like a fun show to watch
at night.
Speaker 2 (24:22):
It's such a it's a hoot. It sounds like a
saw trap.
Speaker 1 (24:25):
Yes it does.
Speaker 3 (24:26):
Or you have to get the tattoo out of your
body because it's infected. It's going to kill you or something.
Speaker 5 (24:30):
You do the voice better, John, you've heard your diet
of hot dogs, your entire life. Hot dogs are made
up of lips and buttholes. To date, you become the
lips and buttholes.
Speaker 2 (24:44):
No, no saw. Have you ever seen the saw at work?
It's that little thing that ridses a tricycle. People are
getting on the look it up on YouTube. People are
getting on the elevator and here wait, wait, he's running
down the hallway.
Speaker 3 (25:01):
See if they did it? Here they need to put
it in the in the bathroom because there's only one
urinal on one snall. They could put a tricycle with
saw in the bathroom.
Speaker 1 (25:07):
See, Dwet's an idiot, and on a first date, if
he was still dating, he would do that. On the
first date. She'd be in there with a glass of wine,
sitting on the couch and she's thinking in her head
while he's supposed to be in the bathroom and she's
sitting there drinking wine, going this, this date went really well,
this is really happy. Dwight goes and puts that helmet
thing on the saw guy on and then rides out
(25:29):
of the back on the tricycle naked.
Speaker 3 (25:34):
I wants to play a game?
Speaker 1 (25:35):
Who wants to play a game?
Speaker 5 (25:37):
If I have a fetish, now you have the fetish.
Speaker 2 (25:44):
I always wondering. No, No, I didn't always wonder. I'm
lying there, But after I read this article, I did
wonder where what is the origin of dude? Hey, he's
a good dude.
Speaker 1 (25:53):
Oh I know this.
Speaker 3 (25:54):
Look that dude.
Speaker 1 (25:55):
Oh I know this.
Speaker 2 (25:56):
It makes sense.
Speaker 1 (25:57):
Go ahead, But when you say it will come to
me because I read this not too long ago.
Speaker 2 (26:01):
Yeah, when I think of linguistic professors. Only one name
comes to mind, and that's Gerald Cohen. I think he's
the biggest, best. I think he's the best.
Speaker 1 (26:12):
It's mandatory. It's mandatory, curriculum.
Speaker 2 (26:16):
All of this, all of Professor Gerald Cohen's books on linguistics,
they're just you can't put him down.
Speaker 1 (26:24):
It's the it's linguistics is language, the study of language.
You know who was the linguistics expert on Star trek
Ahura Hourah a Houra could translate what's the ones that
they battled all the time? Klings she was hot too. Yeah,
(26:44):
that was the first on air black white kiss between
her and Captain Kirk. It kind of sent people in
a spin.
Speaker 5 (26:53):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (26:53):
Professor Gerald Cohen believes that the first used uh, it
was first used in the eighteen eighties.
Speaker 1 (27:01):
Is this a this is the out West cowboys stuff?
Speaker 2 (27:04):
Kind of it was in the eighteen eighties. But if
you if you look at some of these, to take
a page from your book, period Pieces Love period, it depends.
It really depends your quality of life where you were
in the country in eighteen eighty. For example, if you're
in Wyoming, you're eating stick bugs, and.
Speaker 1 (27:23):
If you're there was a good chance you're not going
to leave Wyoming and you're going to die because you're
going to be killed some of something a bear or
a mean person or a bean Native American.
Speaker 2 (27:37):
Right. But in eighteen eighty, if you're in New York,
you're drinking brandies and you're going down, and you're going.
Speaker 1 (27:46):
And you step on the wrong street and a family
named the Venettes kill you.
Speaker 2 (27:50):
Well ahead, stood there there's a danger there. Yeah. But
what so where did the word dude comes from?
Speaker 1 (27:56):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (27:57):
It was in eighteen hundreds in New York City for
the hips a scene. People, Yes, people that saw the
hipsters saw them as an infeminate.
Speaker 1 (28:06):
Uh like was this granted's village.
Speaker 2 (28:10):
Saw them lady like and they managed to draw attention. Well,
that's when a humorist and a cartoonist that was popular
back in the day started making cartoons about them, about
the way they overtop, over the top, fancy way of
dressing they had, they were fancy boy and most of them,
most of them.
Speaker 1 (28:29):
So it's the opposite meeting now.
Speaker 2 (28:31):
Yeah, so most of them, most of them were Yankee
doodles like Yankees, and so.
Speaker 1 (28:37):
Dude yankee.
Speaker 2 (28:41):
Yan So it was short for Yankee doodles dudes.
Speaker 1 (28:47):
Yes, so a dude was anfemate. He was kind of
feminine back then. But now if welcome to our so
now so now it is you know when you got
like a manly dude, you're like that that dude, he's
just the dude.
Speaker 2 (29:04):
Time, first stopper on the dude Rach. It's the dude
bell you've been to a dude Rach.
Speaker 1 (29:14):
Okay, let's wrap the show with this story.
Speaker 2 (29:18):
I got a joke about Dubai and Abu Dhabi.
Speaker 1 (29:21):
Please let's hold on to that till tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (29:23):
There's no more joke of the day.
Speaker 1 (29:24):
No, there's no more jokes.
Speaker 2 (29:26):
If you want a joke of the day, use the
talk back mike, feed you where's that. It's on your
iHeartRadio app. Go to Tony and Dwight podcast. Hit that
little Mike. Leave us a joke. If not because of
someone on the show, there may not be a joke
today tomorrow unless you give us one.
Speaker 1 (29:45):
That is true. All right. I don't know if we
have time for this, but scientist time. Okay, scientists have
come up with when you talk to Dwight nine and
we talk to other people. When you get to a
certain age, like you always go no, no, no, wait
till you hit your forties. No no, no, no, wait till
you hit your fifties. So scientists have come up with, yes,
(30:07):
you don't age in an arc, right, you don't age
as in you know when you're thirty, you're aging, forty,
you're aging. There is a number and it's your birthday
number that it all starts to go downhill and it accelerates.
Is it thirty, forty, fifty or sixty?
Speaker 2 (30:27):
Say it's fifty.
Speaker 3 (30:29):
I'll guess fifty. I'm with them.
Speaker 1 (30:31):
That's dead on because when you hit fifty. I kept
talking because Jackie's three years younger than I is, and
I kept saying, wait till you get to fifty. Man. Yeah,
sure enough she hit fifty and you know, the knees
are aching, energy is down, all this crazy stuff. But
they have found out they've identified a turning point in
which that acceleration typically takes place around the age fifty.
Speaker 2 (30:56):
Yep, eyes, that's when they go the whole bit.
Speaker 1 (30:58):
They're saying, you pla toe as an adult at fifty
and then it's all over.
Speaker 2 (31:06):
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Lots of pastas will make meals for you. Matter of fact,
they're frozen, so they're flash frozen after they are baked.
Like the ZD. Try the small bag ZD and then
you're gonna fall in love with it and then get
the large bake ZD for the entire family. My in
laws get the big ZD every time they walk into
lots of pasta. The beef strogging off. It's delicious. I
(32:14):
know that you like strogan off, Dwight, So get the
beef stroging off, the beef and bean burritos all at
lots of pasta. Let them do the cooking, all right.
Speaker 2 (32:22):
Burda from the community Cuban American says, the Cuban coffee
is showing off. Joey Strader says, is wearing off. No
Jesus showing off. And it stuffs still bouncing off the right.
And then Joey Strader says, John plays some blank good music.
Speaker 1 (32:38):
All right, we'll see you tomorrow. News Radio eight forty WHS.
Speaker 2 (32:42):
I love you, Ma,
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