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August 12, 2025 • 33 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:02):
What is this non biscuits?

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Biscuits?

Speaker 3 (00:08):
They can see Dwight with his parachute pants walking into
Whispering Hills, Happy white jogging suit.

Speaker 2 (00:16):
Happy birthday, Sir makes a lot sixty two years old today.
All right, all these singers and performers getting o makes
me nervous. I'm a little bit nervous. I don't never
want to get old.

Speaker 1 (00:28):
H you're there, bro, No, I'm not, yeah, bro, check
that beard out.

Speaker 3 (00:31):
All right. I've seen this story a couple of times.
It's the fifth time I've seen this story at different publications.
For the first time in modern science, a Harvard astrophysicist
is openly suggesting a mysterious object from outside our solar

(00:51):
system could be engineered, not natural. This isn't just speculation.
The object's strange motion that means it's changing directions, lack
of visible tale, and speed far beyond what a comet
or an asteroid can achieve, has entered our solar system.

Speaker 1 (01:11):
Come on, dog, I hope they probe us.

Speaker 3 (01:13):
I hope they bring some good What can they bring
that we can cure cancer right away? Right?

Speaker 2 (01:17):
Not that probus first, That's the fun part. Whenever the
aliens come first, thing they got to do. If you
talk to anybody's been abducted, they go more. But and
they probe you.

Speaker 3 (01:28):
That's not what aliens what. That is such a stereotype.
And to tell you the truth, I'm offended for the aliens.

Speaker 2 (01:37):
That's how some talk. And by the way, they clean
up before they probe you. And you know how they
do that. They take a meteor shower.

Speaker 3 (01:49):
Put put two dollars in the bad joke jar. Okay,
when the more compelling thing is the timing. It arrives
decades after Earth's earliest radio transmissions, which would have reached
the nearest star system by now. So this timing John
Alden sets up for this man. Okay, Okay, so this
could be This could be it. This could be the.

Speaker 1 (02:11):
The contact is what they call it.

Speaker 4 (02:14):
I'm curious how accurate it'll be to like Independence Day,
that movie or whatever it is.

Speaker 5 (02:18):
Well, hopefully I'm Randy Quaid if this is Independence Day,
and I don't care if the if the aliens caught,
if they land and they're hostel, you know, I almost say, yeah, comment.

Speaker 3 (02:30):
Me boy, comment oh no, comment comment commat yeah, commat no.
I think they might there's a potential that they show
up and they go, y'all are jacked up.

Speaker 1 (02:45):
We're going back.

Speaker 2 (02:46):
Wonder how many arms?

Speaker 1 (02:46):
You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 3 (02:47):
They're just like do the human race. They're like the
human redneck trailer park of the universe.

Speaker 2 (02:53):
We could be Oh, there's no question we were. No,
we're the Petriot dish. Yeah, the onre the ones where
they're gonna have to shout and they're gonna say Mark,
met Mark. That's that is how they talk.

Speaker 1 (03:06):
They things with their hands. Oh my god, we're leaving.

Speaker 2 (03:15):
They didn't have any gills. They're so ugly, so ugly.
What they're like super hot though?

Speaker 1 (03:22):
Uh like Amazon women, yes, from Mars.

Speaker 2 (03:26):
Or even Ups women. I don't care where they deliver from.
Thank you, John.

Speaker 3 (03:33):
You've never seen you have never seen a hot Ups
delivery girl.

Speaker 2 (03:36):
Hell I haven't you have? Yes? Really absolutely worked at Ups.

Speaker 1 (03:42):
Oh yeah you did.

Speaker 2 (03:43):
Yeah, there's plenty of hot Ups delivery women out there,
and they do the thing where they wear those hot shorts. Yeah,
something about a woman in uniform band right.

Speaker 1 (03:52):
All right, so that's headed our way. I just wanted
to let you know, Okay.

Speaker 2 (03:55):
Well, six hundred watermelons were stolen in Japan. Over the weekends.
Not all of the story.

Speaker 3 (04:01):
Oh, there's more to six hundred watermelons stolen in Japan.

Speaker 2 (04:06):
There is tony is quite terrifying. These were genetically engineered watermelons.
They can also eat small children. Oh wow. The scientists
in Japan have been trying to get new watermelon warfare
out onto a Japan's army. They've decided they did that.
Six hundred of these man eating well not necessarily a man,

(04:29):
but they can eat a child up to the age
of two years old. These real lash eating watermelons. Wow,
they have been stolen. Speculation they've already made it out
of Japan with help from killer bees that want to
harvest your kidneys.

Speaker 1 (04:44):
Wow.

Speaker 3 (04:45):
Police, is an incredible story. I can't believe that our
news departments not leading with it.

Speaker 2 (04:49):
Police were asked to comment on the stolen of medically
engineered watermelons. That's when an outer space probe came down
and picked up the police Japan removed them from the situation.
Is speculation that they're being probed meet My morp weighed
in on the situation and said this, I mean remember

(05:13):
more details that calm. Is that better? Yeah, it is
that much better.

Speaker 1 (05:20):
That is way better than the original story.

Speaker 2 (05:23):
You asked me to put more pizzazz in it, and I.

Speaker 1 (05:25):
Did, Thank you.

Speaker 3 (05:26):
I wish there was a samurai involved, which I requested
that Garnet.

Speaker 1 (05:31):
Yeah, dude, uh the samurai. Don't you samuraize the cut
watermelons with the samurai?

Speaker 2 (05:36):
So of course they did. Well, it's not so much
a sort as Genzu Knights when they're displaying those of
the Kentucky.

Speaker 1 (05:41):
And how could you not do the comedian?

Speaker 3 (05:43):
Add the comedian the guy used to smash the watermelons blushy?

Speaker 1 (05:47):
No, they got blushy.

Speaker 6 (05:50):
I'll tell you that the comedian that used to smash Gallagher.

Speaker 1 (05:54):
How you didn't do Samurai and Gallagher in that story?
You failed?

Speaker 2 (05:58):
You know what you get it.

Speaker 3 (06:00):
I deserve every bit of this as absolutely that the
whole watermelon ring was run by Gallagher. He's going back
on tour. You just failed. He slapped yourself.

Speaker 2 (06:11):
He's not gonna slap yourself.

Speaker 1 (06:12):
He slap yourself. How good boy? Good boy?

Speaker 2 (06:21):
Well two years ago? How hang on, it's okay, it's
a little anything for radio. Oh my beard oil came
in yesterday. Scratch mine. Listen to this. Did you get
the Dukes no, I don't know what he is. One
of them smells like the would you get dukes. I
just put in a beard oil and I started seeing sense,
and I said, man, I like tobacco. I'll smell like

(06:41):
a pipe. Uh. Two years ago, in nineteen sixty two,
Ferrari two fifty gto made a name for itself. The
name was the most expensive production car ever sold at auction.

Speaker 3 (06:58):
Oh boy, is this the one that was in for
host Bieler's day off or close to it?

Speaker 2 (07:02):
It couldn't be.

Speaker 3 (07:02):
No, No, I'm not seeing the exact car, but this
is this is the make right.

Speaker 1 (07:06):
I don't know the Ferrari sixty two.

Speaker 2 (07:08):
Ferrari sixty two. You do the story.

Speaker 1 (07:11):
I'm gonna look it up. It's eleven to eleven to
make a wish.

Speaker 2 (07:14):
Uh he's still here, John, Tony's still here. Mine didn't work. Uh.
Price on this? Take a stab at this, John Alden?
How do you much? How much do you think at
auction this production vehicle went for. It's the most expensive
production vehicle ever sold.

Speaker 4 (07:31):
I'm gonna say fifteen million, No, no, no, no, no, five million dollars.

Speaker 2 (07:35):
See that's what I would have done too. Fifty one
point seven million dollars. Somebody paid for this? How much?
Fifty one point seven million dollars?

Speaker 1 (07:45):
Lord?

Speaker 4 (07:46):
And can the vehicle actually it can't actually start up
or do anything? Can it?

Speaker 2 (07:49):
Well, I'm sure it can. I mean it was, I
mean it was from the factory. But now the speculation
is that there's a new, newer what's still old as
a nineteen sixty two fifty GT. O okay okay, okay, okay,
okay okay, okay okay.

Speaker 3 (08:06):
The Ferris Bueler day Off Ferrari is a nineteen sixty
one Ferrari too fifty GT California Spider.

Speaker 1 (08:14):
Wow, Baw, I knew it, I knew it.

Speaker 2 (08:18):
This car is set to hit the auction block in
January in Kissing Me, Florida. Some experts are saying this
one its value could be up to seventy two million dollars.
Who has this kind of cash? Man?

Speaker 1 (08:31):
Rich people?

Speaker 3 (08:32):
Broy, You're surprised by what's rich people buy. He's befuddled
that people have money.

Speaker 2 (08:40):
And say that on the air. Dude, what do we
get that?

Speaker 1 (08:43):
Be fuddled?

Speaker 2 (08:45):
Dude? You're that's gooddles, How are you?

Speaker 3 (08:51):
It actually is a really cool car. I got to
tell you not fifty one million dollars worth, but that
is seventy two million or seventy two million dollars.

Speaker 1 (08:58):
That's pretty cool.

Speaker 2 (08:59):
Yeah, but how do you have seventy two million to
spend on a car? I was saying, are you serious? Yeah?
I mean you got to be how many people on
planet Earth could shell out seventy two million dollars for
a car?

Speaker 3 (09:14):
Three hundred and fifty six million people around the Earth
can afford.

Speaker 2 (09:18):
He answered quick enough, so it sounds like it's right.

Speaker 1 (09:20):
Yeah, thank you.

Speaker 2 (09:21):
Wow, he's a wealth of knowledge.

Speaker 1 (09:22):
David Justice. Do you remember him?

Speaker 2 (09:24):
Yeah, he's a baseball player. Oh, Dan, Yeah, of course.

Speaker 3 (09:29):
He explained why he divorced what a lot of people
think is the hottest damn actress ever?

Speaker 1 (09:34):
Remember he did? He was married.

Speaker 2 (09:35):
He was married to Christian mc nicol.

Speaker 1 (09:38):
Oh, Halle Berry.

Speaker 2 (09:41):
She's pretty odd. Barry's pretty odd. She still is, by
the way.

Speaker 3 (09:44):
But David Justice is from the South, so he was,
like he explained on this podcast, All the Smoke podcast,
the former Major League baseball player great. Actually is he
a Hall of Famer?

Speaker 1 (10:00):
He is.

Speaker 2 (10:00):
I don't know if David Justice isn't.

Speaker 3 (10:02):
That being a young guy from the Midwest. He assumed
women should know how to cook and clean. Justice said,
I'm thinking, okay, if we have kids, is this the
woman that I want to have kids with and build
a family with. At the time, as a young guy,
she didn't cook, she didn't clean, she didn't really see
me very motherly.

Speaker 2 (10:22):
She's Holly, she's Holly Berry.

Speaker 1 (10:25):
Yeah, I know, some saying.

Speaker 2 (10:26):
Okay, you take it. Okay, let me do two things.

Speaker 3 (10:28):
Let me see they were married from ninety three to
ninety seven. Okay, halle Berry has not responded. I'm sure
she's gonna have some choice words for mister Justice.

Speaker 2 (10:39):
Of course. All right, So David Justice, David Justice networth
forty two million, Oh nice, halle Berry.

Speaker 1 (10:50):
Yeah, way less than that, probably no more than that, right,
way less, way less?

Speaker 2 (10:56):
Well, how much, bro, ninety million?

Speaker 1 (10:58):
That's a you just made that number of Mario.

Speaker 2 (11:01):
What does that say?

Speaker 3 (11:04):
It doesn't say ninety say ninety all right? All right, see,
all right, you had your life.

Speaker 2 (11:09):
On My life face is just my face. That's true,
my truth face is this that's we know I'm telling
the truth. Any other time. Just assumed that I'm a
point being though she's worth ninety million, he's worth forty
two million. You have a cooker and a cleaner person, right,
a butler in a.

Speaker 3 (11:28):
He's from the Midwest, he assumed. This is the early nineties.
Things have changed a lot, but he was like, she
needs to cook, clean be a mama.

Speaker 2 (11:38):
I'm I'm from the Midwest, And if I ever made
it rich, I'd have like a cooking lady and a
cooking lady and a cleaner lady. You'd have a.

Speaker 1 (11:46):
Cooking lady down yond your damn right.

Speaker 2 (11:48):
I like, if the cooking lady showed me my spaghetti,
let me just give you a snapshot of what it's
going to be like living with me when I make
it big.

Speaker 3 (11:56):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (11:56):
Ready, Yeah, So first of all, I say, sure him,
hung Hey, cooking lady, Hey, cooking lady, could you give
me some spaghetti and she'll come over. She'll serve me
my spaghetti. Hops I dropped, got it? Hey, cleaning lady,
cleaning lady, could you come in in the kitchen?

Speaker 4 (12:14):
I got a.

Speaker 3 (12:14):
Messy Hey, rich Rich told my rich Dwhite Witten. Are
you making her wear a made outfit like all the time?

Speaker 2 (12:22):
Oh? What outfit? Are you kidding me? Outfits just get
in the way all right, So listen. I don't want
to listen. I don't want cleaning lady to be cleaning
and doing her business and they get snagged on like
a doorknob.

Speaker 1 (12:33):
Right, you're thinking of her?

Speaker 3 (12:35):
Right o, yes, Osha regulations absolutely, people that are couples,
this is not good for you.

Speaker 2 (12:44):
In Sue's aque, well nothing rarely is.

Speaker 3 (12:48):
Couples who fall asleep in close contact of each other
lasts longer than couples that sleep in separate beds or
they know, ever touch in bed when they're sleeping.

Speaker 2 (12:57):
Okay, so I check out early. What years am I?

Speaker 1 (13:00):
You ever do the legover? Just the legover.

Speaker 2 (13:04):
After certain activities were close. But for the most part,
I like to sprawl out like a starfish.

Speaker 1 (13:14):
What it's Susan? She is like, John, are you a
do you wrap a leg over or an arm or something?

Speaker 4 (13:21):
No, I'm very much stay over there and I stay
over here starfishing. But I mean, if I'm by myself
in the bell.

Speaker 2 (13:27):
No, you got a sprawl, man, things need to hairry.

Speaker 3 (13:29):
I'm talking about when you're in the bed together, you
two idiots.

Speaker 2 (13:33):
That's what I'm talking about. My God, the instruction, I'm
talking about the same thing. When we're in bed together,
I starfish out to protect my territory.

Speaker 4 (13:43):
Man, I take all of the blankets.

Speaker 3 (13:45):
Oh you're a blanket hog. Yeah, you sleep in a
different bed.

Speaker 2 (13:50):
Sometimes, but even when we sleep together, I starfish out
to mark my territory. Like she gets ready. So first
I'm the first one in bed.

Speaker 1 (13:59):
Yeah, I don't down to bed.

Speaker 2 (14:01):
So she's gotta go, and she's gotta put like this
green crap on her face. She's gotta take this germ
petrie dish of a mouth mouth piece piece out. They
put that in, and she puts this crap on her
lips and it's a whole scene, man. And then so
I've got plenty of time to starfish out into the bed.
And when she comes back, sorry claim.

Speaker 3 (14:22):
She has just a little bit on the side just
to sleep on her side, like on the edge of
the bed.

Speaker 2 (14:27):
She normally sleeps on our side anyway. So she's got
like three feet and I do just do like a
Forrest gump tyken you she'll look taken.

Speaker 3 (14:37):
Now again, I'm not talking about doing the spooning face
to face spooning or whatever, which is awful for the dude.
You get a you know, a face full of hair
and your arm falls asleep.

Speaker 2 (14:48):
Who wants to spoon when you can.

Speaker 1 (14:49):
Fork so you don't ever throw the leg over or whatever.

Speaker 4 (14:56):
Maybe on the couch if we're watching a movie or something.
You don't leg truly trying to sleep touching each other.

Speaker 2 (15:02):
Hey, Daisy's mom, you know what would make this movie
even better if I intertwine my leg with your soul.

Speaker 6 (15:14):
Not even when you're watching the entanglement, like the leg
entangle they just said.

Speaker 2 (15:18):
Not even watching a movie. No, I don't want to.
I want anybody touching me.

Speaker 3 (15:22):
What Your wife has a jimmy leg, so you can't
do that, You some teeth man.

Speaker 2 (15:26):
Listen. She needs she needs to wear her steps thing
when she sleeps because that jimmy leg kicks all night long.
It's like running the Boston Marathon.

Speaker 3 (15:35):
The research of one hundred and forty three couples who've
been together for an average of thirteen years finds that
those who fall asleep in close contact, even if they
move apart during the night, tend to report higher relationship
satisfaction and stay together longer. The top three sleep positions
for couples are spooning, face to face.

Speaker 2 (15:59):
Oh my gosh, breath. What do you do?

Speaker 3 (16:02):
Well?

Speaker 2 (16:02):
Luckily I wear a sea paps, so she gets this
in her face all night.

Speaker 1 (16:07):
And embracing.

Speaker 3 (16:08):
I don't know anybody that's been together a long in
a couple of years that embrace or face to face.

Speaker 2 (16:15):
Hi, high back, Hey, Tony? You up? Tony, Tony you up?
I can't sleep? Will you? Will you embrace me? I
am now well, I'm having trouble tonight.

Speaker 1 (16:28):
Please please stay over there.

Speaker 2 (16:30):
Well, maybe if you were embraced me, did you brush
your teeth? We could both sleep. No, it's not your coffee,
it's not. Hey. John Alden's in here too, Hey, John,
will you spoon me while I embrace Tony? I'm having
quit intertangling your leg while I'm trying to watch this movie.

Speaker 1 (16:46):
John Entanglement, let's entangle all right, b K Plumbing.

Speaker 2 (16:52):
Oh my gosh, now you gotta bring handsome John.

Speaker 1 (16:54):
Handsome John Bergen in Okay.

Speaker 2 (16:57):
Now he's in there with us too.

Speaker 1 (16:58):
Yeah, Oh my god, johns in there too.

Speaker 2 (17:00):
I'm going need to go to Sim's furnitureize this and
get a California Queens. Go ahead.

Speaker 3 (17:04):
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When you walk into the bathroom, the lid comes up,
it spritzes the water and a blue light sanitizes the
bowl before you use it.

Speaker 2 (17:23):
Wait till those alien people see this contraption.

Speaker 1 (17:25):
Hello, they'll take off and go. This is a very
advand humanoids. Let's take society.

Speaker 2 (17:33):
Let's take this back to Knock North Sector twelve immediately.

Speaker 3 (17:38):
This system is fantastic. The water is heated when it
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Speaker 2 (18:08):
This is little to thank you for with your toilet. Wow,
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(18:30):
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(18:51):
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Speaker 1 (18:56):
Back after this on news Radio eight forty wh S.

Speaker 4 (19:01):
Who's this John Abbys skid Row, you know skid Row
skid Row, bro So Bastion Box doing us upset at
louder than life this sho.

Speaker 3 (19:11):
He's a very nice person. Met him several times, very
pretty person too.

Speaker 2 (19:16):
Like so basically me, yeah, yeah, okay.

Speaker 3 (19:21):
Welcome back News Radio eight forty WHA. Yes, we were
brought to you by the Kentucky Office of Highway Safety.
Please buckle up and put the phone down. According to
two thousand women, this is the top ten most attractive
hobbies for men.

Speaker 2 (19:36):
I guarantee that none of my hobbies, including my top
one sitting on the couch is on.

Speaker 3 (19:42):
Here hit the dinghy if you get it right, if
I get it, if you get it first one, well,
are you gonna do an ant if?

Speaker 1 (19:53):
If it's not, I can Yes, I think there's gonna
be a lot of ants can do.

Speaker 4 (19:57):
The price is right, loser sound.

Speaker 3 (19:59):
These are the top ten most attractive hobbies for man.
We need to agree with these or not reading?

Speaker 2 (20:06):
No, I do read? I do.

Speaker 1 (20:08):
Comic books don't count, Yes they do.

Speaker 2 (20:11):
No, you know what they do, and you know what
you're showing your ignorance. They're not comic books. They're graphic novels.

Speaker 6 (20:20):
Dumb ass, I apologize, Well, you should apologize.

Speaker 1 (20:24):
I'm sorry. I did not want to belittle your hobby.

Speaker 2 (20:27):
And which chapter of jug hit are you on? Or
wait a minute, you don't.

Speaker 1 (20:31):
Read, John, No, I don't read.

Speaker 2 (20:35):
I do read, so let me give out dinghy.

Speaker 1 (20:37):
There that's a just a wang. You're just a liar.
Uh you know who?

Speaker 2 (20:43):
My book club is really infatuated right now with what
told story photography?

Speaker 1 (20:56):
No, you do not.

Speaker 2 (20:59):
What the hell? Who do you think? Who do you
think takes the pictures of those tasteful nudes that I
send to you?

Speaker 4 (21:06):
You're right?

Speaker 3 (21:06):
You actually, Mario, you actually I broke your pin with
dis guyl.

Speaker 4 (21:11):
I broke you.

Speaker 2 (21:13):
Look at the careful placement of a little fruit.

Speaker 1 (21:17):
John.

Speaker 2 (21:18):
No, so I'm two for two.

Speaker 4 (21:20):
I'm not gonna make sure photographer with my camera for
the baby now. And that's about it.

Speaker 3 (21:24):
It's pretty sad list for guys swimming. No, you swim
in your pool?

Speaker 1 (21:30):
Idiot?

Speaker 2 (21:30):
No, I really swimming a float? I drink tequila.

Speaker 1 (21:34):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (21:34):
You sent me a picture of you floating in your
pool last week, and it was it was ridiculous.

Speaker 1 (21:38):
I was making I had it.

Speaker 3 (21:40):
We were in a restaurant and I had it up
in it and I just swiped up for some reason
and there you are on your floating in the pool,
spread eagle.

Speaker 2 (21:49):
Oh it was such a great day. I said, Honey,
I gotta share this with Tony, take a picture so
I can shoot it to.

Speaker 1 (21:55):
It and said you want to pop by?

Speaker 3 (21:56):
And I was like and Jackie was like, eh, bully,
we were going to get dessert.

Speaker 2 (22:03):
You're welcome, You're welcome.

Speaker 1 (22:06):
Gardening.

Speaker 2 (22:08):
I did it for two years and now this year
hit the dinghy Okay, this year I set it out, Johnny, No,
no gardening, bully man, you believe I'm three out of four.

Speaker 3 (22:20):
So Johnny's no reading, no photography, no swimming, no gardening.

Speaker 4 (22:24):
I mean if hanging out in the pool counts of swimming,
then yes, but that's not are you talking? I think
you're talking like physical aerobics.

Speaker 1 (22:32):
Right, correct?

Speaker 2 (22:32):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (22:33):
How about painting?

Speaker 2 (22:35):
No?

Speaker 3 (22:35):
No, he's really painting a turn on for girls?

Speaker 1 (22:41):
Is it?

Speaker 4 (22:42):
Maybe nude painting?

Speaker 2 (22:43):
I have been the subject of many nude painting.

Speaker 3 (22:47):
Why do you all have to go there? Your children? No,
for college, your brains are like fifth grade.

Speaker 2 (22:53):
Often for college our classes, they needed an Adonnis like figure.
And who am I to deny these nice college art students.

Speaker 3 (23:02):
Well, they wanted to find somebody that would not turn
on anyone, so they picked you.

Speaker 2 (23:07):
No. Yeah, like in the like sixteen hundreds, they would, Okay.

Speaker 3 (23:13):
Here's another we're cutting you off right. Here, here's another one.
I think this one is accurate woodworking.

Speaker 1 (23:20):
That's a good one.

Speaker 2 (23:21):
Well, hang on, let's be more specific.

Speaker 3 (23:23):
Stop it no, I think a guy with the I
think a guy with that leather apron he's doing. He's
building a table. I think that's probably pretty hot for girls.

Speaker 2 (23:32):
Hey, nice wood squirrel, Thank you. It took me seventy
three hours to make it.

Speaker 1 (23:37):
It's a lamp and a bank.

Speaker 2 (23:41):
A man, a ruler and wood shop. But quarters right here,
fourteen inches cooking I can.

Speaker 4 (23:48):
Yeah, absolutely, it's a good one.

Speaker 1 (23:50):
Yeah, I got that one.

Speaker 2 (23:51):
Yeah, absolutely, John indeed, yes.

Speaker 3 (23:54):
Indeed, indeed, Oh Dwight's got another one. Playing a musical instrument, Johnny.

Speaker 4 (24:02):
I'm my father in law is going to teach me
to play guitar.

Speaker 1 (24:04):
I know you won't, Yeah, you will know you you
don't have time.

Speaker 4 (24:07):
He never had a son to do that with, so
he wants to do that with me.

Speaker 1 (24:10):
I'm have a newborn. You have no time to play.

Speaker 4 (24:14):
Watching my newborn. So they want me to come over
while they're watching the baby and play guitar.

Speaker 2 (24:18):
I am a pianist. I'm a pianist, and I also
like to play my organ.

Speaker 3 (24:25):
Learning a foreign language, I'm trying, what are you trying
to learn in Spanish and German?

Speaker 1 (24:32):
You are not gonna do either? Yeah, I am no you're.

Speaker 2 (24:35):
Not got babbel down watered for both of them.

Speaker 1 (24:37):
Give me one German word.

Speaker 2 (24:39):
Drinking, drinking in German. A lot of this is true,
not jogging around in German. Yeah, it's very similar to English.
It's like a poorer English.

Speaker 1 (24:50):
Okay, a lot of stuff angrier.

Speaker 2 (24:52):
No, you replace the T the D with the T
often stuff.

Speaker 3 (24:55):
So do you have to say it like you're angry
all the time. No, we're not angry time, pretty much
Germans are. That's the list your faces. Reading books is
the lead impression. Ninety eight percent of women of these
two thousand women rated that as the most attractive hobby
for a male.

Speaker 4 (25:13):
I believe it because there's so many women nowadays that
read more. Like my wife's a bigger reader in the
last couple of years, and she's ever been Oh, why.

Speaker 1 (25:21):
Jackie crushes books. Crush his books.

Speaker 3 (25:24):
We've got so many damn books, trying to get rid
of them.

Speaker 1 (25:28):
All right, So you did pretty well on this list.

Speaker 2 (25:30):
That's pretty good, ladies.

Speaker 1 (25:33):
The Katie stor is closed.

Speaker 2 (25:35):
Yeah, Candy s door's closed. I'm taking this assignment assignment
coming in from the assignment desk for John Alden. This
is movies every dad should introduce his kids too.

Speaker 4 (25:47):
Okay, likely I likely haven't seen them myself.

Speaker 2 (25:50):
That's where I'm going. Do you have a dingy? I
know you're not supposed to ask people. You're not supposed
to ask dingy. You're not supposed to ask people that
in twenty twenty five.

Speaker 1 (26:00):
This show is non gender specific.

Speaker 4 (26:02):
I got a dingy, were good?

Speaker 2 (26:04):
I apologize with me asking if you had a dingy
offended you in any way. John Olden, Okay, okay, now
hr is out of the way. Let's see if you've
seen any of these movies. I'm assuming they mean dad's
our age, but let's okay, he's a new dad.

Speaker 1 (26:17):
He hasn't seen any movies. That's a problem with John Alden.

Speaker 2 (26:20):
I'll let you know because I haven't. I've never seen
this one, but I finally got into my queue The Goonies.

Speaker 3 (26:26):
Oh no, you've neither one of you. You've seen the Goonies.
You're un American. I've got you're both un Americans. I
wasn't the demo. I was already out of clubs and stuff.
Any time Classic come on.

Speaker 4 (26:38):
I think I would like the Goonies. I've just never
taken the time to watch it.

Speaker 2 (26:42):
Hey, miss Splash, would you like to go to Splash
and have some drinks? Was you ready to go to
movies and see goonies? It's a thrilling It's a thrilling
adventure about children and their bicycles capturing a pirate.

Speaker 3 (26:56):
Splash was the getaway for South End people to go
downtown in party. I was high for looting and missus.
He dated Missus Splash for forty eight hours.

Speaker 2 (27:06):
No, no, it was longer than that.

Speaker 3 (27:07):
It's like forty eight hours and it's the greatest accomplishment.

Speaker 1 (27:11):
Besides, it was you put it on your business card.

Speaker 2 (27:15):
I did have on well when I got into sales. Here,
it says Dwight Witting account executive on their personality and
former boyfriend of Miss Splash.

Speaker 1 (27:24):
Right, the South End opened a lot.

Speaker 2 (27:28):
Of doors for me.

Speaker 4 (27:29):
On Dija, this is a classic.

Speaker 2 (27:30):
Give me the one, the Karate Kid one and two, No.

Speaker 4 (27:34):
I believe it or not. Obviously more of Copra Kai
than I ever thought I would. But I've never seen
the karate Ki.

Speaker 1 (27:39):
The original was like the Rocky of karate movies.

Speaker 2 (27:43):
Back to the Future, the entire trilogy of course. No,
wo geez, Johnny, this is like at least once you're
there's one on.

Speaker 4 (27:54):
Here is a moy.

Speaker 1 (27:55):
Did your wife seeing you?

Speaker 3 (27:57):
One?

Speaker 2 (27:57):
Here is a must? Some of these are of have
you you were?

Speaker 1 (28:02):
None of these attractive hobbies you see? No?

Speaker 4 (28:05):
No, I cook? I cook?

Speaker 2 (28:06):
Oh? Is that it?

Speaker 1 (28:07):
You cook?

Speaker 4 (28:08):
That was the one I think of that?

Speaker 1 (28:09):
That was it.

Speaker 2 (28:10):
Let's hope that your wife never sobers up.

Speaker 1 (28:12):
John missus Alden set the bar really low.

Speaker 4 (28:15):
She must have, but she got rejected a lot in
high school before.

Speaker 2 (28:18):
I h But you know, I've never heard of this one.
Flight of the Navigator.

Speaker 3 (28:24):
Oh yes, Flight of the Navigator. That is that's a
Disney movie.

Speaker 2 (28:28):
I've heard of the Iron Maiden song. Ghost of the Navigator.
That's a good one.

Speaker 1 (28:32):
Well, that sounds like ann if you want.

Speaker 2 (28:35):
Me to okay, here's one that I think is a
musk for little boys at least the Sam Lot.

Speaker 1 (28:42):
No God, there's a.

Speaker 3 (28:46):
It's an all time classic. My son watched that forty
million times when he was like six or seven.

Speaker 2 (28:50):
Caveat to this. When the original Indiana Jones trilogy stay
away from the last two, I would agree with that.
Do you see it again, the original Indiana Jones trilogy.
Oh yeah, let's stay away from the last two.

Speaker 4 (29:04):
It says, I never see Crystal Skull and.

Speaker 3 (29:08):
All the last Yeah, the last two, the original, first three.
The first one is an all time class like the
second one sucks, and the third one is the one
with Sean Connery that is awesome.

Speaker 2 (29:20):
Heavyweights. I don't know what that is.

Speaker 1 (29:22):
Mean neither heavyweights is that with I.

Speaker 2 (29:26):
Don't know what this one. The next one's the Monster Squad.

Speaker 3 (29:29):
Oh yeah, Monster Squad that came out in nineteen eighty five.
It was about kids and in Frankenstein and Dracula and all.

Speaker 2 (29:34):
That roller coaster.

Speaker 1 (29:37):
I'm a movie guy. I'm sorry, dude.

Speaker 2 (29:39):
I did see this one very popular.

Speaker 3 (29:42):
My mom used to abandon me at the movie theater
and I had to spend there all day sneaking into movies. Sorry, dude,
pick you up in twelve hours. Okay, here's twenty five cents.
Get some water.

Speaker 2 (29:55):
Ghostbusters. Yeah, baby, that's a good one.

Speaker 3 (29:58):
Ghostbusters, all time classic. I've seen the making of the Ghostbusters.
They didn't even know if Bill Murray was going to
like he said he was going to be in it,
and they'd never heard from him again until the first
day of shooting. He just showed up on the set.
It's pretty crazy.

Speaker 2 (30:16):
Home alone.

Speaker 1 (30:18):
Hated it.

Speaker 4 (30:19):
It's very corny.

Speaker 1 (30:20):
It's just stupid.

Speaker 3 (30:21):
I don't like all that, the stick, the falling down,
and the paint. Everyone loves it. I'm the outlier. I
just I've never gotten through the whole thing. I have
no desire to watch that stupid little kid.

Speaker 2 (30:35):
Sorry this I've never seen heard references the entire lifetime
since it's come out. The Princess Bride.

Speaker 4 (30:43):
Oh, the Princess Bride is my wife's favorite movie.

Speaker 1 (30:46):
It is, Yes, it's most women love that movie.

Speaker 2 (30:49):
Really, I thought it was a nerd boy movie. No,
Princess Bride is a chick film.

Speaker 1 (30:54):
The Princess Bride is an all time classic browich that's
where that comes from, y marwitch. I've heard all the inconceivable.

Speaker 2 (31:02):
I don't know that one.

Speaker 1 (31:03):
The six fingered man.

Speaker 2 (31:05):
I never saw it. Et. I did see that.

Speaker 4 (31:10):
I'm doing pretty good in the back half.

Speaker 3 (31:12):
Even when I was a little kid, I thought et
was stupid. I hated that little He looked like a
piece of he looked like a turd. I look like
you make like a piece of poop with a mouth.

Speaker 4 (31:22):
That's it's pretty accurate, right, And then.

Speaker 1 (31:26):
He's got all this an alien and all you can
go is found.

Speaker 4 (31:32):
This back to the top of the hour. What if
the all these alien things that you were just talking
about they finally get to Earth and then an et
like figures what comes out?

Speaker 1 (31:40):
I'm done. I'm just like, Oh, I'm hoping for Amazon lady.

Speaker 2 (31:44):
Last two because we're boy, wouldn't it be great?

Speaker 1 (31:47):
And they were their slaves?

Speaker 2 (31:48):
Well I got twenty five foot woman. Yeah, I mean
she goes, I want you, fat boy, You're my slave.

Speaker 1 (31:54):
We like the fat Ones.

Speaker 2 (31:55):
Okay, space Camp and then Space.

Speaker 3 (31:58):
Camp is great nineteen eighty five again eighty six, it's
a good movie. It's about space Camp. And then they
get in. They win the competition, so they get into
a space shuttle and then the little robot guy is
friends with the littlest guy and he hits the button
and then this space shuttle takes off and they have
to fight it in and they're stuck in space. But
they're all just a bunch of kids and they have

(32:19):
to say, yes.

Speaker 2 (32:22):
One last movie. I think they're goofing on me? Is
this really a movie? Name the Butter Cream Gang?

Speaker 1 (32:26):
Never heard of it?

Speaker 2 (32:27):
That sounds like a movie that's in Susan's night stand.
That is not Hey, the fireplace, is your fire ready?
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(32:50):
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Rowe Christian Brothers rufine a walk by my roof all
it's I got on a walk the roof about a
couple of last year and I said, do I need
a new roof? No, You're good for another four or
five years, which was great news. But I did have
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(33:17):
to christianbroroofing dot com. Back after no, we're gone, We'll
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of course, the boys covered up Naxentarry Miners at three
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