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Speaker 1 (00:04):
Good morning everybody. Another gorgeous day in the ville, and
the Tony and Dwighton Show is brought to you by
the Kentucky Office of Highway Safety. Good morning, John, how
are you?
Speaker 2 (00:15):
Good morning. I'm doing very well here on a Monday.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
Dwight, you look spry. How about that hang on Google?
What does spry mean? Oh? Thank you, buddy, I appreciate it.
And you look magnanimous.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
Thank you. Okay, So lot's this weekend, Fox Fest, the
hot Rod Show, the Cuban Fest, Chicken and Beer Fest.
Of course, we had the Holy Trinity Summer Picnic where
people literally came over and said, can I test drive
your toilet from BK Plumbing Supply. Right, every person walked
(00:51):
out and said, I'm getting one. I don't care, I'm
getting there.
Speaker 3 (00:53):
Of course I'm gonna end up buying one.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
You have to. It's life changing.
Speaker 3 (00:59):
I mean, you know, basically, right now, I'm a caveman
using a pickle bucket. Yeah, I need an R two
D two toilet from b K pumming.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
My philosophy has always been, don't go cheap on stuff
that you use every day, like coffee maker, if you
work a vacuum cleaner, every day by the good one
and and this you're using your toilet every day? Go.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
Big problem is if John Bergen is over in my house,
the owner, super duper good looking guy, my wife, can
I get you?
Speaker 1 (01:27):
Yeah, Jackie was saying, get you a hammer a noss.
I literally had to go in the other room and go,
will you stop staring at John Bergens?
Speaker 3 (01:36):
Mister Bergen mag off, off you some pop tarts. She
doesn't cook much, so uh.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
And I don't know if this was a topic earlier
in the show John or in the last show, but
why why is? Why is fancy farm still a thing?
Speaker 2 (01:53):
It was one of the first things talked about this
morning that it wasn't revisited until you came on with
Joe Elliot.
Speaker 1 (01:59):
He the same thoughts I did, Like why why do
we still do this? Yeah, it's almost a cringe thing nowadays,
it's totally cringe.
Speaker 3 (02:06):
Like I like to part with a yell.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
It's four hours of yelling.
Speaker 3 (02:11):
Right, I've been nervous rack going that stupid thing.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
It seems like old timey hair. You know, Hey, I'm
not constituentcy I say, I say, uh, it's ridiculous, antiquated, weird.
Here's the problem. You have people that aren't funny trying
to be funny, which is the which is there everyone's
like oh, and then trying to do like a look,
(02:37):
there's nothing harder than doing a roast. No, lord, no,
nothing more difficult. Right.
Speaker 3 (02:41):
Done one after that, I said, that's the last one.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
I'm ever I did three and I said, I walked
out of the last one and said, I'm never doing
this again. Uh So you have people trying to be
funny and be doing a roast that aren't funny, and
the people are it used to be like I guessed,
I guess interesting because the people they were being mean
who were in the room. But I'm like, they do
that every day anyway.
Speaker 3 (03:04):
Yeah, they try to be funny. And then you take
people out of the city that normally talk like this,
well the equatorium a bunch of college words. Yeah, they
get down there and it's this I reckon, Hey, I reckon.
They're trying to take away our farming, and I'm madder
than rain Don Rooster about it. Everybody goes nuts. They
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turned into that Kennedy guy.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
And the people in the crowd are like the loose
city people that are yelling and chanting for ninety straight minutes, Like,
how can you keep that up? I don't know how
they do it, but I think and they only play
like little snippets on the news, And I'm like, I
bet you next year.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
What's the benefit though you don't even play it, what's
the benefit? I mean seriously, because in twenty twenty five,
both parties are so galvanized. Oh the country is. This
is the most divided I've ever seen seen in my wife.
So nobody's going to go to fancy farm and here
a bunch you yell and go, you know what we
(04:06):
were wrong, myrtle.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
And it's another example. And this isn't just in politics,
it's in anything else. Mitch McConnell doesn't have the power anymore,
so he's the target. It's a good lesson to everyone
be careful what you do on the way up, because
when you're on the way out, you now become the
target and the meanest thing is said to you and
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people try to destroy you. And I guess good for
Mitch McConnell if he even knew he was there. He's
getting to a point, no offense. I get he's got issues,
and he's old, he's old guy, and I don't want
to be mean.
Speaker 3 (04:42):
He seemed on this fancy farm. He seemed reserved. He
seemed like he had a tough time coming out of
a shell.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
I will allow it. I'll say fifty cents out of
the bad job, j.
Speaker 3 (05:00):
Out of the shell.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
We'll tell people what it means. John got it.
Speaker 3 (05:04):
It looks like a turtle.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
I think most people know it looks like a turtle.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
Okay, but fancy farm. Seriously stop here? You know it again.
It's in the middle of nowhere, and I guess it's
more about a summer picnic really than anything else. It's
got barbecue and stuff like That.
Speaker 3 (05:18):
Is the name of the farm, fancy Farm.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
It's the name of the community, oh, which is very strange.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
Fancy Farm, Kentucky Farm, unincorporated community of Kentucky.
Speaker 3 (05:27):
Okay, let's see the population.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
I wonder if they gave that them the selves, or
was the neighborhood next to her going Well, let's the
people over. They think they're fain They think their farm
is fancy, and it's not fancy. A farm is a farm,
and it ain't supposed to be fancy.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
Has a population of a four hundred and three as
of twenty twenty.
Speaker 3 (05:44):
Wow, that sounds like a pretty good I'm gonna look
up the city real quick.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
Okay, so I don't know, Fancy Farm seems weird. Again,
you're a weird man. Well, yeah, I'm weird, but it's nerdy.
And again you don't want people that aren't funny with
a microphone trying to be funny. It is. There's nothing
more painful to watch. Okay, let's I think that's the
worst part.
Speaker 3 (06:11):
Really, the worst part about things like this is the
worst part about anything like this. The only people that
tend are the fanatical people.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
Yes, fanatics, Yeah, the fanatics.
Speaker 3 (06:23):
And there's Star Wars fanatics going an episode is okay?
I mean that an episode four when they unlock the Galactica. Oh,
spaceshop safe? What was the combination?
Speaker 4 (06:36):
I'm not having metal nerd too. That album was not
the right album four. So we're both nerds. We're both nerds. Yes,
But there's nothing worse and there's nothing more boring than
getting in a conversation with the political nerd. I want
to pour gasoline on myself and just fe.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
Of some people listening to the show wish the same
thing for you.
Speaker 3 (06:59):
But a lot of people do.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
Evidently before I get to Lonnie Anderson, Oh man, I
will say, and I got to give credit. Sometimes I
get frustrated with Kroger because I have to you know,
I go get my own food and then I have
to check out myself and it seems like a close process.
Speaker 3 (07:17):
What when have you ever been a pose of checking
yourself out?
Speaker 1 (07:21):
Yeah, that's true. I have a little bit of an ego.
I had the greatest cashier that I've ever seen in
my life yesterday at Kroger.
Speaker 3 (07:30):
You got a cashier.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
I went to the cashier thing. I said, why is
that line short? And I went I went, whoop. I
got in there, and I am going to give you
the accurate speed. I was punching in my Kroger number
and then it was done. This is the accurate speed
that he checked my food out.
Speaker 3 (07:49):
Oh my gosh, he's wonderful.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
I looked up and it was all down at the
other end.
Speaker 4 (07:56):
God.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
I looked up and I was like, you're the greatest
cash you've ever seen on my life.
Speaker 3 (08:00):
We should buy him a donut.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
He needs something, right. I tried to get his name
and I couldn't get his name, but that was it
was incredible.
Speaker 3 (08:08):
Wait, wait, you're telling me the young kid didn't give
his name to the creepy old guy. Yeah, you're really
good at your job. What's your name? What time you
get off?
Speaker 2 (08:20):
I just people who are cashiers like like to be
said they're good at being a cashier. Is it kind
of like an insult?
Speaker 1 (08:26):
I think they deal with people all day and if
you deal with the public.
Speaker 2 (08:32):
That's wait to look at God love you.
Speaker 3 (08:33):
I made some pickled onions over the aga and I
had to go to my Kroger.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
God love you.
Speaker 3 (08:37):
It was Saturday afternoon. It was Saturday afternoon at one
they have one lane open, dude.
Speaker 1 (08:45):
The people that argue over ten cents the the asparagus
is ten cents more than they thought it was going
to be, and and they're arguing over it, and the
line is backed up into an aisle and you're just like, lady,
do you need a dollar? I'll cover the rest of the.
Speaker 3 (09:00):
Yes, the prance, Yes, young man. Now go back to
hitting on that cashier boy.
Speaker 1 (09:04):
Or you get the older person that's just you know,
I just gave you the or the old person he goes.
Speaker 3 (09:10):
Boo, oh gosh, no here you no, okay, So we
got we need to have another hate day. How about this?
How about the person that with the really wide uh
shopping cart? Let me just park it right here in
the middle of the lane and then take up the
other half with me looking.
Speaker 1 (09:30):
I'm gonna I'm gonna try to find this kid's name.
He's a hot shot, hot shot cashier kid. He by
the way Kroger on Hubbard's Lane. That's the that's the one.
He was unbelievab all right, Lonnie Anderson oh Man. W
KRP in Cincinnati means a lot more to some of
us older folks than anybody. And Dwight Nye because we're
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in radio and wk We worked at WKRP in Cincinnati
and it was called w QMF and Louisville was owned
by a guy named Diamond John Odd and we actually
called him Big Guy because that's what they called the
owner on the show, Big Guy. His name was big
Guy because it was it mirrored w KRIPE in Cincinnati.
Speaker 3 (10:11):
And Scott Neil was definitely her uncle.
Speaker 1 (10:14):
Ron was the DJ Johnny Fever And there were two
women on the show. I was Bailey and Bailey was
the quiet country girl that was the secretary or whatever.
She did the assistant to the program director, and Lonnie
Anderson came onto the Hollywood scene and she was the busty,
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blonde Farah Fawcett type character. And you got to give
her credit because she bagged the biggest star of the
nineteen eighties and married.
Speaker 3 (10:45):
Him, Burt Reynolds.
Speaker 1 (10:47):
Burt Reynolds, people don't understand. Burt Reynolds was like Brad
Pitt and Leo Dicapio, like rolled into one. That's how
big he was. And she landed him. She divorced him
and took all of his money, but she was worth
at the end. Lonnie Anderson was worth twenty million dollars.
Speaker 3 (11:11):
I would have went twenty or north twelve million.
Speaker 1 (11:14):
She must have lost all of it.
Speaker 3 (11:17):
Bailey was hot. She was hot, but Bailey was hot.
Speaker 1 (11:20):
This was the old adage of was Gilligan's Island Mary
Anne versus yet because everyone loves the girl next door.
This is the advice I told my son and his
navy buddies. Marry a seven point five, right Bailey, Right,
you marry a very smart seven point five.
Speaker 3 (11:38):
I thought Bailey was a nine man.
Speaker 1 (11:40):
Well, okay, don't go for the blonde bombshell its life
will be misery. Just advice from the old man.
Speaker 3 (11:52):
Talking to a guy that's married to a blonde bombshell.
Speaker 1 (11:55):
Well, she's clearly you're drugging her in some way.
Speaker 3 (11:59):
Wellies, drugato potato.
Speaker 1 (12:02):
Yeah, all right. I don't know if you saw the
video of the boat that caught on fire in front
of Sea Q's this weekend, Captain's go, whoa what this thing? Uh?
The people, the witnesses that saw the video, you got
to look it up on the video. It is crazy.
This whole boat is on fire. Obviously the people jumped
out of the boat, had to jump out of the
boat and swim the shore. But it's in the middle
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of the Ohio River. People it saw it said it
looked like the engine backfired and then the backseat flew
off the boat and you can see small flames coming
out of the engine, and then it engulfed the.
Speaker 3 (12:33):
Entire boat like Jaws too.
Speaker 1 (12:36):
Exactly like Jaws too.
Speaker 3 (12:39):
So I'm not saying there's a great white shark in
the Ohio.
Speaker 1 (12:41):
But this wasn't a boating accident.
Speaker 3 (12:44):
It wasn't Jack the Ripper. It was a catfish the
size of a Voats wagon. The video is pretty big
catfish whiskers. Did they say what caused it?
Speaker 4 (12:54):
Uh?
Speaker 3 (12:54):
Welcohol?
Speaker 1 (12:55):
When they said the engine backfied, I assume sometimes you
have there's a there's a blower on the on all boats, right,
was her? So you flip the switch to blow the
fumes of the gas out of the engine compartment. I
believe that's how it works. And if you don't do
that and fire the boat up, oh it can go
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boom boom oh. And I don't think boom boom is good.
Speaker 3 (13:19):
No, the boats that's a bad nautical term, is what
that is.
Speaker 1 (13:24):
But I assume from what I understand from the article,
all the people are fine, but their boat is not.
Speaker 4 (13:30):
Is not.
Speaker 1 (13:32):
Just a huge explosion in all that? That's crazy? All right?
We might be phone snobs soon, all of us. How so,
because the five oh two area code is running out of.
Speaker 3 (13:44):
Numbers, I got mine, you know, let's go.
Speaker 1 (13:47):
Ahead and oh you're a five oh two.
Speaker 3 (13:49):
Let's go ahead and buy up all the fible twos
we can, like the dot COM's in the early two.
Speaker 1 (13:54):
Thousands, the ones that are left.
Speaker 3 (13:57):
That's what the Mark Cuban did. That's how he made
a lot. He bought Cocacola dot com home, deepoll it
dot call all these big.
Speaker 1 (14:04):
Oh will the new number become the fancy fancy Oh?
Speaker 3 (14:08):
I think, well, you know.
Speaker 1 (14:09):
Well they look down on us and going, oh, you're
a five oh two.
Speaker 3 (14:13):
Okay, Well, like for yours, I don't dial the number
has hit Tony.
Speaker 1 (14:18):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (14:19):
If I did dial the number, I wouldn't do five
oh two. I would just do five eight, five, five
nine six one.
Speaker 1 (14:24):
The only number I know time and temperature is my
mom's number, just the house, because that was my number
when I grew up. She still lives in the same
house I still know. So that's the only number I know.
I know mine, I know yours, I know my own. Yes,
I know my wives, I know my old house. You
don't know your wife's Yeah, I do. You do?
Speaker 3 (14:41):
Bet me a million dollars.
Speaker 1 (14:43):
Absolutely, we didn't stay it on the area.
Speaker 3 (14:46):
Don't say John Moss, restroom walls.
Speaker 1 (14:48):
How many numbers could you recite? It?
Speaker 3 (14:50):
Says John.
Speaker 2 (14:51):
I can, of course say, my wife's my mom too,
and the house I grew up.
Speaker 1 (14:56):
That's three.
Speaker 2 (14:57):
That's probably it.
Speaker 1 (14:58):
That's it.
Speaker 3 (14:58):
Time and temperature, five, five, five, nine six one.
Speaker 1 (15:01):
You're up to four.
Speaker 3 (15:02):
Jefferson Animal Hospital. No, I know Jefferson, I know Time
of Tap, I know my original home, I know Russell's,
I know my old house, I know yours, I know Susan.
Look at this, I know my grandmother.
Speaker 1 (15:15):
I'm gonna call you a liar.
Speaker 3 (15:17):
No, so I'm up to seven.
Speaker 1 (15:19):
It's pretty good.
Speaker 3 (15:20):
I know the hot line.
Speaker 1 (15:21):
I think you're more than most.
Speaker 3 (15:23):
That's eight.
Speaker 1 (15:24):
Oh, I do do that.
Speaker 3 (15:25):
Technically, there's two hot lines, so it's nine.
Speaker 2 (15:28):
We have a warm line too, and I'll know if
one of those is the other hotline.
Speaker 1 (15:32):
I don't know even why we called it.
Speaker 2 (15:34):
Say what makes the hot line less hot?
Speaker 1 (15:35):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (15:37):
I would say the legs.
Speaker 1 (15:39):
All right, can we do the joke of the day?
Speaker 2 (15:41):
We do is of the day?
Speaker 1 (15:43):
Oh no, you're right, that's it, no joke of the day.
Let's take a break. We've eliminated it and we If
you want to keep the joke of the day alive,
you got to go to our podcast at iHeart and
there's a microphone next to uh.
Speaker 3 (15:56):
But do we know how to get to that? We
don't even know. Do we know how?
Speaker 1 (15:58):
It's our main page. If you go to Tony and
Dwight's podcast on iHeart, there's a microphone there, click on it,
it will cord you.
Speaker 3 (16:04):
I know that. You hit the microphone, you record a joke.
I'm saying, do we know how to get.
Speaker 1 (16:08):
To Oh no, no, no, no no, they no shout at
the sky. I have no idea how to do that? John,
would you know how.
Speaker 2 (16:15):
To figure it out?
Speaker 1 (16:16):
Nick knows how to We can figure it out.
Speaker 2 (16:18):
Yeah, that's what we do. We figure things out.
Speaker 1 (16:20):
Yeah, that's it. Problem solve. We have solutions, not problems.
It sounds like a bumper sticker.
Speaker 3 (16:28):
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It fixed up dright with ten suppy sumpy pump?
Speaker 1 (16:39):
What suppy pump? Basement waterproofing, Yeah, crawl space reconditioning, Raydon mitigation.
Speaker 3 (16:47):
Yeah, that's when they sit down at the table with radar.
I see, we're gonna work this out. It's impressive.
Speaker 1 (16:51):
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Everyone knows that name. They're like, oh I know that
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dot com.
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Speaker 1 (18:00):
Uh from LMPD Metro Safe Bellerman. Uh, you're going to
get Bellerman's gonna get training today, all right?
Speaker 4 (18:09):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (18:09):
The alert systems and sadly we have to do these
at universities because you never know if something's going to happen,
So don't freak out. At Bellerman. If you see the
fire department, the emergency, the police, all that and the
Bellerman staff are all participating in this mock. I guess
a shooter or whatever they're doing, but don't freak out. Okay.
Speaker 3 (18:32):
Some social media videos later.
Speaker 1 (18:35):
Back after this on news radio eight forty w h as.
Speaker 3 (18:41):
Al Romeo Void News Radio eight forty WHA eighty two.
It is how about that man?
Speaker 1 (18:52):
A sound?
Speaker 2 (18:53):
I'm scared to keep losing and reeling in the years.
Speaker 1 (18:56):
It's I hope that you didn't lose sleep over the weekend.
I would a lot of if if I'd lost two
weeks in a row, I'd be nervous too. That's been
a failure.
Speaker 3 (19:06):
That song goes out. Song goes out to Ronda Hooper.
She's a Cincinnati resident driving into Fort Knox. You see
her cadet Savannah at Fort Knox. So thanks for taking
us with you and listening to Cincinnati.
Speaker 1 (19:21):
Why would you play that song for her?
Speaker 3 (19:25):
The song was picked out before I got.
Speaker 1 (19:29):
What that message oh okay, okay or what we played
that song and then said is dedicated to her. She's
going to see her daughter and you're in. You're doing
the many being.
Speaker 3 (19:42):
Benef Maybe not. Who knows. Maybe Ronda and I would
be closer. Who's to say. Uh, remember the Soma tsunami tami? Yes,
last week? Yes, well there was a pass your cruise
ship there that was left behind, six hundred people on it.
Speaker 1 (20:03):
Why was it left behind?
Speaker 3 (20:04):
Well, no, some passengers were the cruise ship made it out. Oh,
it was on Tuesday when the tsunami.
Speaker 1 (20:12):
Look and by the way, it's a Russian earthquake. So
there's a lot of misinformation in the earthquake itself.
Speaker 3 (20:17):
Are you telling me the Russia now has an earthquake
machine too, apparently the Oh my gosh, it's a Russian
earthquake machine and it's got leisure beamsh.
Speaker 1 (20:29):
Thank you, mister president, Thank you, President Bush.
Speaker 3 (20:32):
Eric Anderson was taking the tour with his father. He
left the cruise ship. Norwegian Cruise Lines is what it was.
Speaker 1 (20:39):
That's a good one.
Speaker 3 (20:40):
That's a good yeah. A text came through that says
there's a tsunami coming. Anderson told the bus driver we
should probably get back now. The cruise ship said we'd
be leaving at four o'clock. The tour bus driver got
them there at three point fifty five, but the cruise
ship had already been taken away because of the.
Speaker 1 (21:02):
That's the one thing about a cruise I've only been
on one, would like it. I've only been on one.
But they do make that announcement when they port somewhere
and they say, if you are not back here, this
boat is leaving. So they do tell you. But that
was an official tour bus that you can get, yeah,
probably from the boat itself. And it's like, aren't you
(21:26):
If you're on your own and you run around with
your wife and you lose track of time, that's on you.
Speaker 3 (21:30):
But if you're with a tour, it's not your choice
what time you go back. That's what I don't think
we're cruise people because you like to go to the
beach and hang out as long as we want. Yeah,
but then you know, you hang out a little bit.
Speaker 1 (21:41):
Two types of people, cruise people, non cruise people. Pull
in back in parking lot, Guy.
Speaker 3 (21:47):
I take up three spots, guy? Yeah, Hey, did you
speaking of a cruise ships? Do you hear about the
red cruise ship that ran into the blue cruise ship. No,
they left their messengers marooned Red and blue.
Speaker 1 (22:03):
John's laughing at that.
Speaker 3 (22:05):
It's funny, But I shouldn't be laughing at twenty I
make twenty four year olds getting ready to get pretty rich.
Two hundred and fifty dollars is the package Zuckerberg offered him.
Speaker 1 (22:19):
Two hundred and fifty dollars.
Speaker 3 (22:20):
Yeah, it's a twenty four year old whiz kid.
Speaker 1 (22:22):
Two hundred and fifty dollars.
Speaker 3 (22:23):
No, two hundred and fifty million, Okay, that's what you said.
Fifty dollars. No, it's Monday man. Yeah, okay, uh, he
is two hundred and fifty million dollar paycheck package from Zuckerberg.
The twenty four year old kid, he's a whiz when
it comes to artificial intelligence. He's now the newest deployee
of Meta. He recently dropped out of the University of
(22:46):
Washington Computer science doctoral program. The original offer from Mark
Zuckerberg to hire this kid was one hundred and twenty
five million dollars. That's when the twenty four year old
kids said, you know what, that's a low ball offer.
Zuckerberg doubled it, and now it's two hundred and fifty
million dollars.
Speaker 1 (23:06):
It's not doubled, but you know it's under twenty five. Oh,
I'm sorry, I thought you said one hundred. Yeah, Ai,
these whiz kids. Again, it's probably right. Intellectual property that
he brings probably is worth sadly, it's crazy worth that.
But they will tell you he left college when you
go to Stanford, if you're lucky enough to get into Stanford,
(23:29):
Stanford will tell you when you're a freshman there. Hey,
if you if you're at school with us and you
come up with a great idea, leave school, go do
that idea, come back. We'll always be here.
Speaker 3 (23:42):
Yeah, but then I would be broke on the corner
because I chase the never stick zipper zipper. Yeah right, no, no,
I guess I thought, you know when I came up
with the idea, yeah, of putting a key chain, a
gigantic keychain on the front zipper, so it's easier to
zip up and down.
Speaker 1 (23:56):
Yeah, that's up there. That's up there with your funeral photograph.
I do, it's not.
Speaker 2 (24:03):
There's also the Lift Forever machine.
Speaker 3 (24:04):
Though the Lift Forever Machine is not mine, but it
does cost the exact amount of my for one case.
Speaker 1 (24:10):
So amazing, I have it.
Speaker 3 (24:12):
Pro Football Hall of Fame has its newest inductees. Yeah,
Sterling Sharp, Eric Allen, Jared Allen and Antonio Gates were
presented with the honor.
Speaker 1 (24:20):
It's not a spectacular class like it's doesn't have a
lot of big names in it. And Shannon Sharp's brother
they played for seven seasons, is kind of the highlight.
Am I wrong there? I'm being a jerk.
Speaker 3 (24:33):
No, I would say Shannon Sharp would be the highlight.
The four last right, there's only four right. I just
deleted the story, so please don't ask you why because
moving on next well, what's to say they're gonna get
a bronze busting themselves in Canton, Ohio. Well, the story
the big game played that night that nobody watched.
Speaker 1 (24:54):
The story is if you were unlike everybody else, the
public that just reads headlines, the story is in sharp or.
He thanked his brother and gave him his gold jacket,
said this, I'm here because of you. And remember how
they grew up. Yeah, they grew up in Georgia. Where
the house. I saw a video of where they went
(25:15):
back to the house. It's off the expressway and it's
in the backwoods, and it's a cinder block house that
had holes in the roofs, no running water, So the
two brothers had to go every morning and haul water
back from the river to the house so they could
cook or clean clean up, or brush their teeth every
single morning. And these two guys, you know obviously living
(25:37):
you know, million dollar mansions. It's all that now, and
just to just think that that's how you grew up.
And they they would go to sleep to the sound
of pots all over the house with when it rained,
of it dripping into the pots all over the house
because the roof had leaks everywhere.
Speaker 3 (25:54):
Was it Shannon Sharp's son, the one that came out
with all those gangster post like I'm a yeah, and
he busted him out, he said, yeah, and an NFL
halftime report, who are you trying to be?
Speaker 1 (26:07):
You're not hard.
Speaker 3 (26:08):
You grew up.
Speaker 1 (26:09):
You grew up in private schools.
Speaker 3 (26:11):
I always like Shannon Sharp.
Speaker 1 (26:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (26:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (26:13):
He's also the one that wanted to beat up Justin
Bieber because Justin Bieber had that member that mirror car
that you know, those mirror Jaguars or whatever.
Speaker 3 (26:21):
It was like a Lamborghini was speeding through video name.
Speaker 1 (26:23):
Through the neighborhood in Shannon Sharp's neighborhood, and he was
just like, I'm going to beat his ass. I'd be
afraid of Shandon sharp, dude, I would be too, Yeah.
Speaker 3 (26:34):
Keep it on sports. Ah, another marritol device is like,
I guess that's what I'll say. I was thrown onto
the court over the weekend and a w NBA matchup.
Speaker 1 (26:45):
It was a sex toy and it's used by much
more than married couples. Thank you.
Speaker 3 (26:51):
I don't This is the first I've ever seen this one.
Speaker 1 (26:53):
I know it is and I'm not trying to expose
different things to you that you need to worry about,
but it is called a sex toy and it was
thrown onto the floor. And by the way, it was green. Yeah,
one of those things.
Speaker 2 (27:06):
They probably like a dog toy from a farm.
Speaker 1 (27:09):
It's like bright glowing the dark green.
Speaker 3 (27:11):
Well, maybe they haven't, right, maybe they have like a
radioactive finish. Like okay, tonight, honey, we're gonna pretend to
we're in Chernobyl.
Speaker 1 (27:19):
I don't all right, Like that seems weird and somebody
would want that big, bright green thing, all right, all right.
Speaker 3 (27:27):
Okay, I can't say that. Well, the suspect has been
arrested for the first person that threw the green that
sex toy out on the match on the court that
was between the Golden State Valkyries and the Atlanta Dream
and they were giving a one year ban from the
w n B A And now the WNBA is saying, well,
(27:50):
anyone else that does that, it's gonna be evicted from
the game and you too will receive a one year banned.
That didn't stop it from happening it again over the
weekend Friday night, during a Vakore game against the Chicago
Sky midway through the third quarter, a green Wiener came
out onto the floor. Ironic, they haven't caught that guy.
Speaker 1 (28:11):
Yet, though ironically it's the w NBA, so there's not
really a lot of need for those Well.
Speaker 2 (28:16):
Here's the thing, Like you banned them for a year.
These people are coming to do the act and then
never show up again regardless, So that's hardly a punishment
at all.
Speaker 3 (28:26):
How hard could it be to find the suspect at
a w NBA game and like seven people there on
the way out, couldn't they ques there's more people that then, okay,
sixteen couldn't couldn't they just ask everybody? Were you the
rubber wiener guy?
Speaker 1 (28:41):
He's It's isn't the first time the NFL's had this
where they've thrown it in the end zone right when
they're on the three yard line and it's the games
on the line, and here one of these things comes
flying and lands in the end zone and you're just like,
oh boy uh. But the WNBA, this is just a
cherry on top of these unday of disaster that the
(29:02):
w NBA season has been. The w NBA has gotten
it in its own way day after day. And it's
and someone had described it as toxic and I agree
it's toxic to toxic too, Yeah, it surely is.
Speaker 3 (29:21):
Well, I'll be ready for this. It's not like we
have enough to worry about. In twenty twenty five, radioactive
WASP South Carolina site that was once served as a
nuclear bomb parts storage facility has been made to find
a WASP nest. The US of the US Department of
Energy say the examined the nest they found it to have.
Speaker 1 (29:43):
So it's a whole group of white Europeans.
Speaker 3 (29:46):
No, no, no, not not a white Anglo Saxon Protestant.
Speaker 1 (29:50):
Oh an actual bug. Oh the bug? Okay i bet
i bet a.
Speaker 3 (29:54):
US Department of Energy says they examined the nest that
they found had radiation level ten.
Speaker 1 (30:00):
Oh great, great, great great. That means they're going to
be the size of a house like next year, and
we're gonna need the fifty foot Woman to kill them
all this.
Speaker 3 (30:10):
Great or or I smell an origin of a new superhero.
What if it gets stung by a radioacter wasp?
Speaker 1 (30:16):
They already have that.
Speaker 3 (30:17):
They got wasp Guy.
Speaker 1 (30:18):
Yeah, they have ant Man and his nemesis is the Wasp? Right,
am I? Right? John?
Speaker 2 (30:22):
I think you're right.
Speaker 3 (30:24):
Wasp Guy is a thing. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (30:26):
Well, I've been stung by a bee. It's not that
big a deal. You get stung by a wasp. It's
like someone hits you with a hammer. Wherever they got you.
Those little damn things hurt.
Speaker 3 (30:34):
I gotta one up, you go. Ground hornet man, I
got stung by a ground horner.
Speaker 1 (30:40):
Hells the difference between a ground hornet and a I
should probably should know in.
Speaker 3 (30:44):
A wasp A lot.
Speaker 2 (30:47):
Ground hornets live in the ground. Now they're bigger, don't
They live in the ground though, Wasps live in they
make the nests.
Speaker 3 (30:53):
How did you wait a Witte Cagny or Lacey, whichever one?
How did you crack that case that?
Speaker 1 (30:59):
Well? He knew it. We didn't say it he said, geez, dude,
that's what.
Speaker 3 (31:04):
You sound like.
Speaker 2 (31:05):
I hope you fall into a ground hornets.
Speaker 1 (31:07):
Now, yeah, we do hope that happens.
Speaker 4 (31:11):
Well.
Speaker 1 (31:12):
He always blames when he gets fat on being stunned
by bees. I'm not really fat. I just got stung
by a lot of bees.
Speaker 3 (31:18):
Sometimes when I gain weight, I might say this is
due to a beasting and overactive thyroid and retaining water.
Speaker 1 (31:27):
You look all swow.
Speaker 3 (31:31):
Hey, let me ask you a question.
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Oh yeah, did you get.
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Good morning everybody. Another gorgeous day in the ville, and
the Tony and Dwighton Show is brought to you by
the Kentucky Office of Highway Safety. Good morning, John, how
are you?
Speaker 2 (00:15):
Good morning. I'm doing very well here on a Monday.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
Dwight, you look spry. How about that hang on Google?
What does spry mean? Oh? Thank you, buddy, I appreciate it.
And you look magnanimous.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
Thank you. Okay, So lot's this weekend, Fox Fest, the
hot Rod Show, the Cuban Fest, Chicken and Beer Fest.
Of course, we had the Holy Trinity Summer Picnic where
people literally came over and said, can I test drive
your toilet from BK Plumbing Supply. Right, every person walked
(00:51):
out and said, I'm getting one. I don't care, I'm
getting there.
Speaker 3 (00:53):
Of course I'm gonna end up buying one.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
You have to. It's life changing.
Speaker 3 (00:59):
I mean, you know, basically, right now, I'm a caveman
using a pickle bucket. Yeah, I need an R two
D two toilet from b K pumming.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
My philosophy has always been, don't go cheap on stuff
that you use every day, like coffee maker, if you
work a vacuum cleaner, every day by the good one
and and this you're using your toilet every day? Go.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
Big problem is if John Bergen is over in my house,
the owner, super duper good looking guy, my wife, can
I get you?
Speaker 1 (01:27):
Yeah, Jackie was saying, get you a hammer a noss.
I literally had to go in the other room and go,
will you stop staring at John Bergens?
Speaker 3 (01:36):
Mister Bergen mag off, off you some pop tarts. She
doesn't cook much, so uh.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
And I don't know if this was a topic earlier
in the show John or in the last show, but
why why is? Why is fancy farm still a thing?
Speaker 2 (01:53):
It was one of the first things talked about this
morning that it wasn't revisited until you came on with
Joe Elliot.
Speaker 1 (01:59):
He the same thoughts I did, Like why why do
we still do this? Yeah, it's almost a cringe thing nowadays,
it's totally cringe.
Speaker 3 (02:06):
Like I like to part with a yell.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
It's four hours of yelling.
Speaker 3 (02:11):
Right, I've been nervous rack going that stupid thing.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
It seems like old timey hair. You know, Hey, I'm
not constituentcy I say, I say, uh, it's ridiculous, antiquated, weird.
Here's the problem. You have people that aren't funny trying
to be funny, which is the which is there everyone's
like oh, and then trying to do like a look,
(02:37):
there's nothing harder than doing a roast. No, lord, no,
nothing more difficult. Right.
Speaker 3 (02:41):
Done one after that, I said, that's the last one.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
I'm ever I did three and I said, I walked
out of the last one and said, I'm never doing
this again. Uh So you have people trying to be
funny and be doing a roast that aren't funny, and
the people are it used to be like I guessed,
I guess interesting because the people they were being mean
who were in the room. But I'm like, they do
that every day anyway.
Speaker 3 (03:04):
Yeah, they try to be funny. And then you take
people out of the city that normally talk like this,
well the equatorium a bunch of college words. Yeah, they
get down there and it's this I reckon, Hey, I reckon.
They're trying to take away our farming, and I'm madder
than rain Don Rooster about it. Everybody goes nuts. They
(03:26):
turned into that Kennedy guy.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
And the people in the crowd are like the loose
city people that are yelling and chanting for ninety straight minutes, Like,
how can you keep that up? I don't know how
they do it, but I think and they only play
like little snippets on the news, And I'm like, I
bet you next year.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
What's the benefit though you don't even play it, what's
the benefit? I mean seriously, because in twenty twenty five,
both parties are so galvanized. Oh the country is. This
is the most divided I've ever seen seen in my wife.
So nobody's going to go to fancy farm and here
a bunch you yell and go, you know what we
(04:06):
were wrong, myrtle.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
And it's another example. And this isn't just in politics,
it's in anything else. Mitch McConnell doesn't have the power anymore,
so he's the target. It's a good lesson to everyone
be careful what you do on the way up, because
when you're on the way out, you now become the
target and the meanest thing is said to you and
(04:29):
people try to destroy you. And I guess good for
Mitch McConnell if he even knew he was there. He's
getting to a point, no offense. I get he's got issues,
and he's old, he's old guy, and I don't want
to be mean.
Speaker 3 (04:42):
He seemed on this fancy farm. He seemed reserved. He
seemed like he had a tough time coming out of
a shell.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
I will allow it. I'll say fifty cents out of
the bad job, j.
Speaker 3 (05:00):
Out of the shell.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
We'll tell people what it means. John got it.
Speaker 3 (05:04):
It looks like a turtle.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
I think most people know it looks like a turtle.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
Okay, but fancy farm. Seriously stop here? You know it again.
It's in the middle of nowhere, and I guess it's
more about a summer picnic really than anything else. It's
got barbecue and stuff like That.
Speaker 3 (05:18):
Is the name of the farm, fancy Farm.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
It's the name of the community, oh, which is very strange.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
Fancy Farm, Kentucky Farm, unincorporated community of Kentucky.
Speaker 3 (05:27):
Okay, let's see the population.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
I wonder if they gave that them the selves, or
was the neighborhood next to her going Well, let's the
people over. They think they're fain They think their farm
is fancy, and it's not fancy. A farm is a farm,
and it ain't supposed to be fancy.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
Has a population of a four hundred and three as
of twenty twenty.
Speaker 3 (05:44):
Wow, that sounds like a pretty good I'm gonna look
up the city real quick.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
Okay, so I don't know, Fancy Farm seems weird. Again,
you're a weird man. Well, yeah, I'm weird, but it's nerdy.
And again you don't want people that aren't funny with
a microphone trying to be funny. It is. There's nothing
more painful to watch. Okay, let's I think that's the
worst part.
Speaker 3 (06:11):
Really, the worst part about things like this is the
worst part about anything like this. The only people that
tend are the fanatical people.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
Yes, fanatics, Yeah, the fanatics.
Speaker 3 (06:23):
And there's Star Wars fanatics going an episode is okay?
I mean that an episode four when they unlock the Galactica. Oh,
spaceshop safe? What was the combination?
Speaker 4 (06:36):
I'm not having metal nerd too. That album was not
the right album four. So we're both nerds. We're both nerds. Yes,
But there's nothing worse and there's nothing more boring than
getting in a conversation with the political nerd. I want
to pour gasoline on myself and just fe.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
Of some people listening to the show wish the same
thing for you.
Speaker 3 (06:59):
But a lot of people do.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
Evidently before I get to Lonnie Anderson, Oh man, I
will say, and I got to give credit. Sometimes I
get frustrated with Kroger because I have to you know,
I go get my own food and then I have
to check out myself and it seems like a close process.
Speaker 3 (07:17):
What when have you ever been a pose of checking
yourself out?
Speaker 1 (07:21):
Yeah, that's true. I have a little bit of an ego.
I had the greatest cashier that I've ever seen in
my life yesterday at Kroger.
Speaker 3 (07:30):
You got a cashier.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
I went to the cashier thing. I said, why is
that line short? And I went I went, whoop. I
got in there, and I am going to give you
the accurate speed. I was punching in my Kroger number
and then it was done. This is the accurate speed
that he checked my food out.
Speaker 3 (07:49):
Oh my gosh, he's wonderful.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
I looked up and it was all down at the
other end.
Speaker 4 (07:56):
God.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
I looked up and I was like, you're the greatest
cash you've ever seen on my life.
Speaker 3 (08:00):
We should buy him a donut.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
He needs something, right. I tried to get his name
and I couldn't get his name, but that was it
was incredible.
Speaker 3 (08:08):
Wait, wait, you're telling me the young kid didn't give
his name to the creepy old guy. Yeah, you're really
good at your job. What's your name? What time you
get off?
Speaker 2 (08:20):
I just people who are cashiers like like to be
said they're good at being a cashier. Is it kind
of like an insult?
Speaker 1 (08:26):
I think they deal with people all day and if
you deal with the public.
Speaker 2 (08:32):
That's wait to look at God love you.
Speaker 3 (08:33):
I made some pickled onions over the aga and I
had to go to my Kroger.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
God love you.
Speaker 3 (08:37):
It was Saturday afternoon. It was Saturday afternoon at one
they have one lane open, dude.
Speaker 1 (08:45):
The people that argue over ten cents the the asparagus
is ten cents more than they thought it was going
to be, and and they're arguing over it, and the
line is backed up into an aisle and you're just like, lady,
do you need a dollar? I'll cover the rest of the.
Speaker 3 (09:00):
Yes, the prance, Yes, young man. Now go back to
hitting on that cashier boy.
Speaker 1 (09:04):
Or you get the older person that's just you know,
I just gave you the or the old person he goes.
Speaker 3 (09:10):
Boo, oh gosh, no here you no, okay, So we
got we need to have another hate day. How about this?
How about the person that with the really wide uh
shopping cart? Let me just park it right here in
the middle of the lane and then take up the
other half with me looking.
Speaker 1 (09:30):
I'm gonna I'm gonna try to find this kid's name.
He's a hot shot, hot shot cashier kid. He by
the way Kroger on Hubbard's Lane. That's the that's the one.
He was unbelievab all right, Lonnie Anderson oh Man. W
KRP in Cincinnati means a lot more to some of
us older folks than anybody. And Dwight Nye because we're
(09:50):
in radio and wk We worked at WKRP in Cincinnati
and it was called w QMF and Louisville was owned
by a guy named Diamond John Odd and we actually
called him Big Guy because that's what they called the
owner on the show, Big Guy. His name was big
Guy because it was it mirrored w KRIPE in Cincinnati.
Speaker 3 (10:11):
And Scott Neil was definitely her uncle.
Speaker 1 (10:14):
Ron was the DJ Johnny Fever And there were two
women on the show. I was Bailey and Bailey was
the quiet country girl that was the secretary or whatever.
She did the assistant to the program director, and Lonnie
Anderson came onto the Hollywood scene and she was the busty,
(10:35):
blonde Farah Fawcett type character. And you got to give
her credit because she bagged the biggest star of the
nineteen eighties and married.
Speaker 3 (10:45):
Him, Burt Reynolds.
Speaker 1 (10:47):
Burt Reynolds, people don't understand. Burt Reynolds was like Brad
Pitt and Leo Dicapio, like rolled into one. That's how
big he was. And she landed him. She divorced him
and took all of his money, but she was worth
at the end. Lonnie Anderson was worth twenty million dollars.
Speaker 3 (11:11):
I would have went twenty or north twelve million.
Speaker 1 (11:14):
She must have lost all of it.
Speaker 3 (11:17):
Bailey was hot. She was hot, but Bailey was hot.
Speaker 1 (11:20):
This was the old adage of was Gilligan's Island Mary
Anne versus yet because everyone loves the girl next door.
This is the advice I told my son and his
navy buddies. Marry a seven point five, right Bailey, Right,
you marry a very smart seven point five.
Speaker 3 (11:38):
I thought Bailey was a nine man.
Speaker 1 (11:40):
Well, okay, don't go for the blonde bombshell its life
will be misery. Just advice from the old man.
Speaker 3 (11:52):
Talking to a guy that's married to a blonde bombshell.
Speaker 1 (11:55):
Well, she's clearly you're drugging her in some way.
Speaker 3 (11:59):
Wellies, drugato potato.
Speaker 1 (12:02):
Yeah, all right. I don't know if you saw the
video of the boat that caught on fire in front
of Sea Q's this weekend, Captain's go, whoa what this thing? Uh?
The people, the witnesses that saw the video, you got
to look it up on the video. It is crazy.
This whole boat is on fire. Obviously the people jumped
out of the boat, had to jump out of the
boat and swim the shore. But it's in the middle
(12:22):
of the Ohio River. People it saw it said it
looked like the engine backfired and then the backseat flew
off the boat and you can see small flames coming
out of the engine, and then it engulfed the.
Speaker 3 (12:33):
Entire boat like Jaws too.
Speaker 1 (12:36):
Exactly like Jaws too.
Speaker 3 (12:39):
So I'm not saying there's a great white shark in
the Ohio.
Speaker 1 (12:41):
But this wasn't a boating accident.
Speaker 3 (12:44):
It wasn't Jack the Ripper. It was a catfish the
size of a Voats wagon. The video is pretty big
catfish whiskers. Did they say what caused it?
Speaker 4 (12:54):
Uh?
Speaker 3 (12:54):
Welcohol?
Speaker 1 (12:55):
When they said the engine backfied, I assume sometimes you
have there's a there's a blower on the on all boats, right,
was her? So you flip the switch to blow the
fumes of the gas out of the engine compartment. I
believe that's how it works. And if you don't do
that and fire the boat up, oh it can go
(13:16):
boom boom oh. And I don't think boom boom is good.
Speaker 3 (13:19):
No, the boats that's a bad nautical term, is what
that is.
Speaker 1 (13:24):
But I assume from what I understand from the article,
all the people are fine, but their boat is not.
Speaker 4 (13:30):
Is not.
Speaker 1 (13:32):
Just a huge explosion in all that? That's crazy? All right?
We might be phone snobs soon, all of us. How so,
because the five oh two area code is running out of.
Speaker 3 (13:44):
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Speaker 3 (13:57):
That's what the Mark Cuban did. That's how he made
a lot. He bought Cocacola dot com home, deepoll it
dot call all these big.
Speaker 1 (14:04):
Oh will the new number become the fancy fancy Oh?
Speaker 3 (14:08):
I think, well, you know.
Speaker 1 (14:09):
Well they look down on us and going, oh, you're
a five oh two.
Speaker 3 (14:13):
Okay, Well, like for yours, I don't dial the number
has hit Tony.
Speaker 1 (14:18):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (14:19):
If I did dial the number, I wouldn't do five
oh two. I would just do five eight, five, five
nine six one.
Speaker 1 (14:24):
The only number I know time and temperature is my
mom's number, just the house, because that was my number
when I grew up. She still lives in the same
house I still know. So that's the only number I know.
I know mine, I know yours, I know my own. Yes,
I know my wives, I know my old house. You
don't know your wife's Yeah, I do. You do?
Speaker 3 (14:41):
Bet me a million dollars.
Speaker 1 (14:43):
Absolutely, we didn't stay it on the area.
Speaker 3 (14:46):
Don't say John Moss, restroom walls.
Speaker 1 (14:48):
How many numbers could you recite? It?
Speaker 3 (14:50):
Says John.
Speaker 2 (14:51):
I can, of course say, my wife's my mom too,
and the house I grew up.
Speaker 1 (14:56):
That's three.
Speaker 2 (14:57):
That's probably it.
Speaker 1 (14:58):
That's it.
Speaker 3 (14:58):
Time and temperature, five, five, five, nine six one.
Speaker 1 (15:01):
You're up to four.
Speaker 3 (15:02):
Jefferson Animal Hospital. No, I know Jefferson, I know Time
of Tap, I know my original home, I know Russell's,
I know my old house, I know yours, I know Susan.
Look at this, I know my grandmother.
Speaker 1 (15:15):
I'm gonna call you a liar.
Speaker 3 (15:17):
No, so I'm up to seven.
Speaker 1 (15:19):
It's pretty good.
Speaker 3 (15:20):
I know the hot line.
Speaker 1 (15:21):
I think you're more than most.
Speaker 3 (15:23):
That's eight.
Speaker 1 (15:24):
Oh, I do do that.
Speaker 3 (15:25):
Technically, there's two hot lines, so it's nine.
Speaker 2 (15:28):
We have a warm line too, and I'll know if
one of those is the other hotline.
Speaker 1 (15:32):
I don't know even why we called it.
Speaker 2 (15:34):
Say what makes the hot line less hot?
Speaker 1 (15:35):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (15:37):
I would say the legs.
Speaker 1 (15:39):
All right, can we do the joke of the day?
Speaker 2 (15:41):
We do is of the day?
Speaker 1 (15:43):
Oh no, you're right, that's it, no joke of the day.
Let's take a break. We've eliminated it and we If
you want to keep the joke of the day alive,
you got to go to our podcast at iHeart and
there's a microphone next to uh.
Speaker 3 (15:56):
But do we know how to get to that? We
don't even know. Do we know how?
Speaker 1 (15:58):
It's our main page. If you go to Tony and
Dwight's podcast on iHeart, there's a microphone there, click on it,
it will cord you.
Speaker 3 (16:04):
I know that. You hit the microphone, you record a joke.
I'm saying, do we know how to get.
Speaker 1 (16:08):
To Oh no, no, no, no no, they no shout at
the sky. I have no idea how to do that? John,
would you know how.
Speaker 2 (16:15):
To figure it out?
Speaker 1 (16:16):
Nick knows how to We can figure it out.
Speaker 2 (16:18):
Yeah, that's what we do. We figure things out.
Speaker 1 (16:20):
Yeah, that's it. Problem solve. We have solutions, not problems.
It sounds like a bumper sticker.
Speaker 3 (16:28):
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It fixed up dright with ten suppy sumpy pump?
Speaker 1 (16:39):
What suppy pump? Basement waterproofing, Yeah, crawl space reconditioning, Raydon mitigation.
Speaker 3 (16:47):
Yeah, that's when they sit down at the table with radar.
I see, we're gonna work this out. It's impressive.
Speaker 1 (16:51):
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they are the base big guy aqua lock dot com.
Everyone knows that name. They're like, oh I know that
why because of the best eighty two oh nine six,
oh J craft and the family. The jay is awesome. Dude,
he's crafting And you call him, he's the owner. I
(17:12):
mean his office is right there in the front door.
Dude eight A two O nine six zho or go
to aqua loock dot com now sorry, Louisville, aqua lock
dot com.
Speaker 3 (17:20):
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Speaker 1 (18:00):
Uh from LMPD Metro Safe Bellerman. Uh, you're going to
get Bellerman's gonna get training today, all right?
Speaker 4 (18:09):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (18:09):
The alert systems and sadly we have to do these
at universities because you never know if something's going to happen,
So don't freak out. At Bellerman. If you see the
fire department, the emergency, the police, all that and the
Bellerman staff are all participating in this mock. I guess
a shooter or whatever they're doing, but don't freak out. Okay.
Speaker 3 (18:32):
Some social media videos later.
Speaker 1 (18:35):
Back after this on news radio eight forty w h as.
Speaker 3 (18:41):
Al Romeo Void News Radio eight forty WHA eighty two.
It is how about that man?
Speaker 1 (18:52):
A sound?
Speaker 2 (18:53):
I'm scared to keep losing and reeling in the years.
Speaker 1 (18:56):
It's I hope that you didn't lose sleep over the weekend.
I would a lot of if if I'd lost two
weeks in a row, I'd be nervous too. That's been
a failure.
Speaker 3 (19:06):
That song goes out. Song goes out to Ronda Hooper.
She's a Cincinnati resident driving into Fort Knox. You see
her cadet Savannah at Fort Knox. So thanks for taking
us with you and listening to Cincinnati.
Speaker 1 (19:21):
Why would you play that song for her?
Speaker 3 (19:25):
The song was picked out before I got.
Speaker 1 (19:29):
What that message oh okay, okay or what we played
that song and then said is dedicated to her. She's
going to see her daughter and you're in. You're doing
the many being.
Speaker 3 (19:42):
Benef Maybe not. Who knows. Maybe Ronda and I would
be closer. Who's to say. Uh, remember the Soma tsunami tami? Yes,
last week? Yes, well there was a pass your cruise
ship there that was left behind, six hundred people on it.
Speaker 1 (20:03):
Why was it left behind?
Speaker 3 (20:04):
Well, no, some passengers were the cruise ship made it out. Oh,
it was on Tuesday when the tsunami.
Speaker 1 (20:12):
Look and by the way, it's a Russian earthquake. So
there's a lot of misinformation in the earthquake itself.
Speaker 3 (20:17):
Are you telling me the Russia now has an earthquake
machine too, apparently the Oh my gosh, it's a Russian
earthquake machine and it's got leisure beamsh.
Speaker 1 (20:29):
Thank you, mister president, Thank you, President Bush.
Speaker 3 (20:32):
Eric Anderson was taking the tour with his father. He
left the cruise ship. Norwegian Cruise Lines is what it was.
Speaker 1 (20:39):
That's a good one.
Speaker 3 (20:40):
That's a good yeah. A text came through that says
there's a tsunami coming. Anderson told the bus driver we
should probably get back now. The cruise ship said we'd
be leaving at four o'clock. The tour bus driver got
them there at three point fifty five, but the cruise
ship had already been taken away because of the.
Speaker 1 (21:02):
That's the one thing about a cruise I've only been
on one, would like it. I've only been on one.
But they do make that announcement when they port somewhere
and they say, if you are not back here, this
boat is leaving. So they do tell you. But that
was an official tour bus that you can get, yeah,
probably from the boat itself. And it's like, aren't you
(21:26):
If you're on your own and you run around with
your wife and you lose track of time, that's on you.
Speaker 3 (21:30):
But if you're with a tour, it's not your choice
what time you go back. That's what I don't think
we're cruise people because you like to go to the
beach and hang out as long as we want. Yeah,
but then you know, you hang out a little bit.
Speaker 1 (21:41):
Two types of people, cruise people, non cruise people. Pull
in back in parking lot, Guy.
Speaker 3 (21:47):
I take up three spots, guy? Yeah, Hey, did you
speaking of a cruise ships? Do you hear about the
red cruise ship that ran into the blue cruise ship. No,
they left their messengers marooned Red and blue.
Speaker 1 (22:03):
John's laughing at that.
Speaker 3 (22:05):
It's funny, But I shouldn't be laughing at twenty I
make twenty four year olds getting ready to get pretty rich.
Two hundred and fifty dollars is the package Zuckerberg offered him.
Speaker 1 (22:19):
Two hundred and fifty dollars.
Speaker 3 (22:20):
Yeah, it's a twenty four year old whiz kid.
Speaker 1 (22:22):
Two hundred and fifty dollars.
Speaker 3 (22:23):
No, two hundred and fifty million, Okay, that's what you said.
Fifty dollars. No, it's Monday man. Yeah, okay, uh, he
is two hundred and fifty million dollar paycheck package from Zuckerberg.
The twenty four year old kid, he's a whiz when
it comes to artificial intelligence. He's now the newest deployee
of Meta. He recently dropped out of the University of
(22:46):
Washington Computer science doctoral program. The original offer from Mark
Zuckerberg to hire this kid was one hundred and twenty
five million dollars. That's when the twenty four year old
kids said, you know what, that's a low ball offer.
Zuckerberg doubled it, and now it's two hundred and fifty
million dollars.
Speaker 1 (23:06):
It's not doubled, but you know it's under twenty five. Oh,
I'm sorry, I thought you said one hundred. Yeah, Ai,
these whiz kids. Again, it's probably right. Intellectual property that
he brings probably is worth sadly, it's crazy worth that.
But they will tell you he left college when you
go to Stanford, if you're lucky enough to get into Stanford,
(23:29):
Stanford will tell you when you're a freshman there. Hey,
if you if you're at school with us and you
come up with a great idea, leave school, go do
that idea, come back. We'll always be here.
Speaker 3 (23:42):
Yeah, but then I would be broke on the corner
because I chase the never stick zipper zipper. Yeah right, no, no,
I guess I thought, you know when I came up
with the idea, yeah, of putting a key chain, a
gigantic keychain on the front zipper, so it's easier to
zip up and down.
Speaker 1 (23:56):
Yeah, that's up there. That's up there with your funeral photograph.
I do, it's not.
Speaker 2 (24:03):
There's also the Lift Forever machine.
Speaker 3 (24:04):
Though the Lift Forever Machine is not mine, but it
does cost the exact amount of my for one case.
Speaker 1 (24:10):
So amazing, I have it.
Speaker 3 (24:12):
Pro Football Hall of Fame has its newest inductees. Yeah,
Sterling Sharp, Eric Allen, Jared Allen and Antonio Gates were
presented with the honor.
Speaker 1 (24:20):
It's not a spectacular class like it's doesn't have a
lot of big names in it. And Shannon Sharp's brother
they played for seven seasons, is kind of the highlight.
Am I wrong there? I'm being a jerk.
Speaker 3 (24:33):
No, I would say Shannon Sharp would be the highlight.
The four last right, there's only four right. I just
deleted the story, so please don't ask you why because
moving on next well, what's to say they're gonna get
a bronze busting themselves in Canton, Ohio. Well, the story
the big game played that night that nobody watched.
Speaker 1 (24:54):
The story is if you were unlike everybody else, the
public that just reads headlines, the story is in sharp or.
He thanked his brother and gave him his gold jacket,
said this, I'm here because of you. And remember how
they grew up. Yeah, they grew up in Georgia. Where
the house. I saw a video of where they went
(25:15):
back to the house. It's off the expressway and it's
in the backwoods, and it's a cinder block house that
had holes in the roofs, no running water, So the
two brothers had to go every morning and haul water
back from the river to the house so they could
cook or clean clean up, or brush their teeth every
single morning. And these two guys, you know obviously living
(25:37):
you know, million dollar mansions. It's all that now, and
just to just think that that's how you grew up.
And they they would go to sleep to the sound
of pots all over the house with when it rained,
of it dripping into the pots all over the house
because the roof had leaks everywhere.
Speaker 3 (25:54):
Was it Shannon Sharp's son, the one that came out
with all those gangster post like I'm a yeah, and
he busted him out, he said, yeah, and an NFL
halftime report, who are you trying to be?
Speaker 1 (26:07):
You're not hard.
Speaker 3 (26:08):
You grew up.
Speaker 1 (26:09):
You grew up in private schools.
Speaker 3 (26:11):
I always like Shannon Sharp.
Speaker 1 (26:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (26:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (26:13):
He's also the one that wanted to beat up Justin
Bieber because Justin Bieber had that member that mirror car
that you know, those mirror Jaguars or whatever.
Speaker 3 (26:21):
It was like a Lamborghini was speeding through video name.
Speaker 1 (26:23):
Through the neighborhood in Shannon Sharp's neighborhood, and he was
just like, I'm going to beat his ass. I'd be
afraid of Shandon sharp, dude, I would be too, Yeah.
Speaker 3 (26:34):
Keep it on sports. Ah, another marritol device is like,
I guess that's what I'll say. I was thrown onto
the court over the weekend and a w NBA matchup.
Speaker 1 (26:45):
It was a sex toy and it's used by much
more than married couples. Thank you.
Speaker 3 (26:51):
I don't This is the first I've ever seen this one.
Speaker 1 (26:53):
I know it is and I'm not trying to expose
different things to you that you need to worry about,
but it is called a sex toy and it was
thrown onto the floor. And by the way, it was green. Yeah,
one of those things.
Speaker 2 (27:06):
They probably like a dog toy from a farm.
Speaker 1 (27:09):
It's like bright glowing the dark green.
Speaker 3 (27:11):
Well, maybe they haven't, right, maybe they have like a
radioactive finish. Like okay, tonight, honey, we're gonna pretend to
we're in Chernobyl.
Speaker 1 (27:19):
I don't all right, Like that seems weird and somebody
would want that big, bright green thing, all right, all right.
Speaker 3 (27:27):
Okay, I can't say that. Well, the suspect has been
arrested for the first person that threw the green that
sex toy out on the match on the court that
was between the Golden State Valkyries and the Atlanta Dream
and they were giving a one year ban from the
w n B A And now the WNBA is saying, well,
(27:50):
anyone else that does that, it's gonna be evicted from
the game and you too will receive a one year banned.
That didn't stop it from happening it again over the
weekend Friday night, during a Vakore game against the Chicago
Sky midway through the third quarter, a green Wiener came
out onto the floor. Ironic, they haven't caught that guy.
Speaker 1 (28:11):
Yet, though ironically it's the w NBA, so there's not
really a lot of need for those Well.
Speaker 2 (28:16):
Here's the thing, Like you banned them for a year.
These people are coming to do the act and then
never show up again regardless, So that's hardly a punishment
at all.
Speaker 3 (28:26):
How hard could it be to find the suspect at
a w NBA game and like seven people there on
the way out, couldn't they ques there's more people that then, okay,
sixteen couldn't couldn't they just ask everybody? Were you the
rubber wiener guy?
Speaker 1 (28:41):
He's It's isn't the first time the NFL's had this
where they've thrown it in the end zone right when
they're on the three yard line and it's the games
on the line, and here one of these things comes
flying and lands in the end zone and you're just like,
oh boy uh. But the WNBA, this is just a
cherry on top of these unday of disaster that the
(29:02):
w NBA season has been. The w NBA has gotten
it in its own way day after day. And it's
and someone had described it as toxic and I agree
it's toxic to toxic too, Yeah, it surely is.
Speaker 3 (29:21):
Well, I'll be ready for this. It's not like we
have enough to worry about. In twenty twenty five, radioactive
WASP South Carolina site that was once served as a
nuclear bomb parts storage facility has been made to find
a WASP nest. The US of the US Department of
Energy say the examined the nest they found it to have.
Speaker 1 (29:43):
So it's a whole group of white Europeans.
Speaker 3 (29:46):
No, no, no, not not a white Anglo Saxon Protestant.
Speaker 1 (29:50):
Oh an actual bug. Oh the bug? Okay i bet
i bet a.
Speaker 3 (29:54):
US Department of Energy says they examined the nest that
they found had radiation level ten.
Speaker 1 (30:00):
Oh great, great, great great. That means they're going to
be the size of a house like next year, and
we're gonna need the fifty foot Woman to kill them
all this.
Speaker 3 (30:10):
Great or or I smell an origin of a new superhero.
What if it gets stung by a radioacter wasp?
Speaker 1 (30:16):
They already have that.
Speaker 3 (30:17):
They got wasp Guy.
Speaker 1 (30:18):
Yeah, they have ant Man and his nemesis is the Wasp? Right,
am I? Right? John?
Speaker 2 (30:22):
I think you're right.
Speaker 3 (30:24):
Wasp Guy is a thing. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (30:26):
Well, I've been stung by a bee. It's not that
big a deal. You get stung by a wasp. It's
like someone hits you with a hammer. Wherever they got you.
Those little damn things hurt.
Speaker 3 (30:34):
I gotta one up, you go. Ground hornet man, I
got stung by a ground horner.
Speaker 1 (30:40):
Hells the difference between a ground hornet and a I
should probably should know in.
Speaker 3 (30:44):
A wasp A lot.
Speaker 2 (30:47):
Ground hornets live in the ground. Now they're bigger, don't
They live in the ground though, Wasps live in they
make the nests.
Speaker 3 (30:53):
How did you wait a Witte Cagny or Lacey, whichever one?
How did you crack that case that?
Speaker 1 (30:59):
Well? He knew it. We didn't say it he said, geez, dude,
that's what.
Speaker 3 (31:04):
You sound like.
Speaker 2 (31:05):
I hope you fall into a ground hornets.
Speaker 1 (31:07):
Now, yeah, we do hope that happens.
Speaker 4 (31:11):
Well.
Speaker 1 (31:12):
He always blames when he gets fat on being stunned
by bees. I'm not really fat. I just got stung
by a lot of bees.
Speaker 3 (31:18):
Sometimes when I gain weight, I might say this is
due to a beasting and overactive thyroid and retaining water.
Speaker 1 (31:27):
You look all swow.
Speaker 3 (31:31):
Hey, let me ask you a question.
Speaker 1 (31:32):
Oh yeah, did you get.
Speaker 3 (31:33):
Lucky over the weekend. Did you get to go with
a boom boom room? Or did your little guy let
you down again? Guys, you know what I'm talking about.
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