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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 1 (00:43):
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Speaker 2 (00:45):
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Speaker 1 (00:47):
Wow dude? Did you get extra talent.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
Feed for that? No? No, you know why why I'll
give it to you in four words? Yes, people, person.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
Well thank you. Okay. So I watched the newest edition too.
I texted you yesterday with it. It's a final destination.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
Yeah, bloodlines.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
Bloodlines is the name of it.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
So this is on HBO now.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
It's on Yes, it's on the Max or HBO whatever
we're calling it gone back to HBO Max. Now, okay,
whatever we're calling into that, uh, but it is. I
think it's the best one they've ever made. It is
hilarious if you can take Okay, am I a bad
person because I laughed out loud?
Speaker 2 (01:34):
Okay, No, that has nothing to do with you being
a bad person. But yeah, correct, I'm a bad person.
But just in general the way some of these people.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
Died, I'm laughing out loud and kind of yelling, going,
oh my gosh, sah.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
And one of them, there was an actual news story
of a similar death recently, right the MRI getting sucked
in or.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
What my gosh? Yeah, well no, he in the text
yesterday he explained what happened in the NR.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
The guy in the MR. But you're correct, someone died
because the MRI machine was set too high and he
had like a necklace on and it and it didn't
kill him, I don't think, but it hurt him bad.
So there's a scene in this one where the MRI
machine gets set on too high of a thing and
he has a bunch of piercings and they start to
rip off his face, so the ears, the nose, the nipples,
(02:24):
and then one in another another region, the lower region. Yeah,
so it's it's it's if you find yourself laughing at
some of the way these people die. And and John's right,
it is always the way that like the lawmar machine
to the face because that's a fear. The girl gets
caught in the trash.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
Can can I pause you? Yeah, hey, pee Paul, there's
no reason to go ahead and tack machine on it.
You can just say lawn more. You don't have to
say lawn more machine.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
Look est what I read on the Facebook, and.
Speaker 3 (02:55):
How many people go up like in the Sears Tower now, yes,
in Chicago, where you can step on the glass and
immediately think of the scene where they all fall down
their death.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
The glass breaks, but they're dancing on the clear glass floor. Okay.
So it starts in nineteen sixty two or something, and
and all the people that were supposed to die that
day's children and grandkids are all in the line. So
they were supposed to die that day. Okay, so death
gets them, but before they got them, they had kids,
(03:23):
and they had kids, so all those people are in
the death's eye. And it's stupid, but so much fun.
Stupid fun. That's all I'm saying, were you yes.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
Chemically aftered? Anyway? Well, you know such movie.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
If you call being in love chemically altered?
Speaker 2 (03:43):
Okay, yeah, actually actually that is.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
Yeah it is. Here's the way this leads is what
that is called. Last week here locally, someone tried to
do a final destination way to kill someone. Did you
see why? Whoa?
Speaker 2 (03:58):
Whoa?
Speaker 1 (03:58):
Did you see where the daughter in law tried to
kill the ex mother in law. She's deathly allergic to peppers,
so she put a bunch of peppers in a bag
and then had the daughter drop it off as a
birthday present, hoping she would open it and touch all
this stuff, and something happened. They caught the bag before
(04:21):
she got ahold of it the day did.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
So just opening peppers would have killed her.
Speaker 3 (04:26):
Well, but the point of final destinations, that's not on purpose, correct, right?
Speaker 2 (04:30):
Yes, this is just my criminal thinking. Yes, instead of saying,
if someone's that allergic to peppers, instead of setting them
a gift, couldn't you just rub the peppers on the cornob.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
You're discussing the plan and the intelligence level of someone
trying to kill her mother in law with peppers, Okay,
and the plan he's trying to make the plan better, John,
that's what he's doing. He's trying to fix the problem
for the killer or alleged killer.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
Just saying, I'm like b A s F. I don't
make the product. Gwyneth Paltrow is a big, fat, stupid,
stinky liar. Her candle does not smell like that. I
bought it.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
He never forgets, So.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
No longer is she just a fat, stupid, stinky lie.
She's not fat, Yes she is. Gwyneth Paltrow is also
the temporary spokesperson uh for astronomer dot com, the one
you're one with, the CEO that was what was she called?
The chief people officer.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
That's the stupidest thing. You know, what you deserve? You
go to a coplate concert, you're a do you deserve
for this to happen?
Speaker 1 (05:45):
Okay? Did you ever read the horoscopes? Oh?
Speaker 2 (05:49):
My word, what did you just say?
Speaker 1 (05:51):
What kind of read the horoscopes?
Speaker 2 (05:53):
John?
Speaker 1 (05:53):
Did you ever read the horoscopes? It was out of an
eighties thing them.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
No, I'm not satan.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
People read them. Go ahead, read those. They came out
every day and people live their life by what their
horoscope said today.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
That sounds so and swear to God swear so they
try to do.
Speaker 3 (06:08):
It's like you're gonna be so, You're gonna laugh today
while you're driving to work like that sort of stuff.
Speaker 1 (06:13):
Yes, it's just like you're gonna have a good day
and someone that has a purple hat will be important
to you today.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
Well, they're always so vague. It's something like, you know,
be be receptive.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
Well, look it up. Look at a horoscope for today, Pisces.
Speaker 2 (06:30):
Look it up.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
We can read our horoscope today. I'm a Pisces. I'm
the most important part of this show. So we start
with me horoscope right here. Okay, okay, Pisces.
Speaker 3 (06:42):
Today, as you work to keep things in balance today, Pisces,
remember that one of the key things is to have fun.
Happiness is an extremely important element of the cosmic equation,
especially on a day like this.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
Said on Oh wow, that is just have fun. I Gemini.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
I was about to text my son, you need to
have fun today. I know it's Mondayt's go ahead and
prove this thing.
Speaker 2 (07:09):
I'm a Gemini.
Speaker 3 (07:10):
So your normal steady pace usually wins the race, but
today you might need to take some shortcuts, jump on
opportunities that seem to come out of nowhere, but don't
feel like you need to commit to anything.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
Now there you go.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
Did you hear see the new sales lady an opportunity?
Speaker 1 (07:26):
Yeah? She she was going to come with some new business.
Let's take a step back from that. But steady, Eddie,
that's what he is. He's steady, steady as you go.
That's called lazy, but steady as you go.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
Where do you.
Speaker 3 (07:37):
John, I'm a virgo. Here's what virgos have today. Take
things to the limits and then go beyond. This is
one of those days in which people may go to extremes,
especially emotionally. You have the right to push the boundaries
and see how far you can go.
Speaker 1 (07:55):
Do you know what that's saying for you to do
is go home and and and and talk to your
wife about getting something that you need.
Speaker 2 (08:02):
That's what my gosh, we're right. I'm gonna text you
some suggestion and.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
Then blame the horscope. Yeah, they say, look, honey, I
didn't want to bring this up today, but my horoscope
said it. I need to.
Speaker 3 (08:13):
I would go buy a thirty thousand dollars car, being ridiculous.
Speaker 2 (08:16):
I would never do that, honey. This is not you.
This is me to Susan, Honey, my horoscope says you're
getting a little heavy. It's not me, it's my horoscope.
Speaker 1 (08:27):
Horoscope said, yeah, and that's cute that you think can
get a new car for thirty thousand.
Speaker 2 (08:32):
Anyway. Uh. The big fat, stupid, stinky liar Gwyneth Paltrow,
whose candle does not smell.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
Like that a little bit?
Speaker 2 (08:40):
It does, No, it does not.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
Okay, we're not gonna argue about the candle.
Speaker 2 (08:42):
Yeah, she's a con artist. She became a temporary spokesperson
for astronomer dot com because evidently Chris Martin and her exes.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
Yeah, yeah, they're exiting all that. They're the one that
came up with the term. Oh gosh, it was about
breaking up, but it was called oh, why do we
need an uncoupling? Why do we need They came up
with uncoupling?
Speaker 2 (09:07):
Enough with the new words, man, that's like, uh.
Speaker 1 (09:10):
That's like homeless is unhoused? No, they're homeless. Just stick
to whatever. Someone unliving? Someone, yes, unliving.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
Could you imagine if you wanted to give ten bucks
to a homeless guy and say, hey, a homeless guy,
what this ten bucks? He goes I'm unaddressed. Thank you.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
Yeah, the homeless is not marketing.
Speaker 2 (09:31):
Well yes and no, there will work for food. Signs
could use a little pizazz, especially in downtown Louver. They're
just cardboard signs where you barely scribbled on with mark.
Speaker 1 (09:43):
I've never been in a marketing meeting where somebody said
our biggest demo is the homeless.
Speaker 2 (09:48):
I think if we gave the homeless like some cardboard
with glitter on it, you know, glitter, and give some
of their signs pizazz. My just moving forward a little
bit quicker.
Speaker 1 (09:59):
You don't know fancy or signs means I'm not giving
you money. It's got to look like torn and misspelled.
Speaker 2 (10:04):
You know my favorite. And this is the truth. When
I walk downtown, if I see a homeless guy or girl,
I don't discriminate and walking towards me. First words out
of my mouth.
Speaker 1 (10:13):
Well you ask them for money.
Speaker 2 (10:14):
First thing. When they get it within fifteen feet, I say, hey,
you got a dollar, a couple dollar? And he catch
the bus. No, no, no, no, I don't have a dollar.
Speaker 1 (10:22):
Well, nothing's hurt. The painhandling society more than a cash
list society, to where people just don't carry cash anymore.
That's my excuse if I don't have. You know, sometimes
it does get to me. I go, you know what
I like the other day because I'm a bigger person.
I'm a good person. You have fat or right?
Speaker 2 (10:41):
Oh you meant intellectually? I'm sorry. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (10:45):
I came out of the little store on the corner.
Was that Walgreens?
Speaker 2 (10:49):
Cbss for playing Thanks for paying attention to the store
that you drive by.
Speaker 1 (10:53):
It was a hot day, and I bought a big
bottle of water for the dude outside. He looked thirsty.
Speaker 2 (10:59):
You sure didn't look for.
Speaker 1 (11:01):
What?
Speaker 2 (11:02):
Oh man, you should invite him over Saturday for a Sunday.
Speaker 1 (11:06):
Okay, So Gwyneth Paltrow is in charge of now asked,
what is it she in charge of Astronomer.
Speaker 2 (11:12):
She's a spokesperson. Oh, okay, for astronomer dot com.
Speaker 1 (11:15):
It's that seems typical and right on, right on market.
Speaker 2 (11:20):
Well, the five year Netflix deal reportedly worth one hundred
million dollars that was inked by Megan Markle and Prince
Harry is coming to a close.
Speaker 1 (11:29):
Yeah, because it's a big money loss. No one cares
about them anymore.
Speaker 2 (11:34):
Uh, it looks like it's expiring quietly because there's evidence
of poor viewership. I guess it never But if you
got Netflix, man, they throw around these hundred million dollar
deals like it's nothing.
Speaker 1 (11:47):
They're not interesting and their life isn't interesting and they're
not in the royal family anymore. Well, I understand you
were popular and people freaked out because you were part
of the royal family. You are now you live in Canada.
Nothing's interesting about you anymore. They were interested because you
were you were second in line to the throne.
Speaker 2 (12:07):
You were no longer for one hundred million you AUGHTI
get something like Megan and Harry naked and afraid. You know,
she's the duke.
Speaker 1 (12:15):
She won the pr She won the PR thing for
a while, but then it started to turn on her
because you know, you joined you joined the royal family
and were upset the way they run things. Okay, you
have to adjust to them, not the other way around.
Speaker 2 (12:31):
You're lucky they didn't stay off with your.
Speaker 1 (12:33):
Head there, Megan Marble, that's the French.
Speaker 2 (12:36):
No, that's also Queen Elizabeth. That was the last thing
she did. Oh yeah, she oft was somebody headed.
Speaker 1 (12:42):
I think that would be. Is it true that the
head is still alive for like a second or two,
so where you could see your body looking back your
head can see your looking back at your headless body.
Speaker 3 (12:56):
Oh, if you're decapitated. Yeah, I don't know if it's true.
I've never experienced.
Speaker 1 (13:01):
I think it possibly could be true.
Speaker 2 (13:03):
I don't When you can take a snake's head off,
he'll still bite you.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
I mean, you're what is that true?
Speaker 2 (13:09):
Yeah, that's absolutely true, because the muscles still look you
chop a snake's head off, it's it's still biting for
a while, will still bite you.
Speaker 1 (13:18):
But I think that's I guess the last vision you
have of your life is your headless body. I think
there's a chance problem there's blood still in there's it
takes eleven seconds for you to choke out, like somebody
does that pass out that we did it to you
in the media. Once, we had an MMA guy go
in and choke joke.
Speaker 2 (13:37):
Dwight out because I tell him that the sleeper hole
was fake.
Speaker 1 (13:40):
And he goes, okay, So he put him and he
taught us all how to do it and went in.
The surprising thing is when Dwight woke up, because literally
he took about ten twelve seconds for him to wake
up and he goes, can you do that again? And
the guy goes, that's not unusual because your body starts
to starts to run. Yeah, indoor and doorphins fire. Because
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you're so glad you were alive.
Speaker 2 (14:02):
He choked me out and man, well, I came to
man is best feeling? I said, do it again? He
said no.
Speaker 3 (14:07):
Instead of the joke of the day, it was the
choke of the day.
Speaker 2 (14:10):
That's by the way.
Speaker 1 (14:11):
It was one of those things that I tried to
talk about of I was like, please, don't die live
on the now. Wait wait, you'll just die live on
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w ain't chance?
Speaker 2 (16:09):
Is this Dodd Johnson?
Speaker 1 (16:11):
It is heartbeat. I don't care what say you name
that in like two notes.
Speaker 2 (16:16):
Yeah, let's hear a little bit baby crazy Dodd Johnson,
one of the great about right now?
Speaker 1 (16:22):
How about we not? Okay, that's enough, thank you, give
it away, thank you, thank you, mon.
Speaker 2 (16:28):
It don't mean much to me.
Speaker 1 (16:30):
Thank you. Rats are gross.
Speaker 2 (16:31):
I'm gonna take my shirt off for the next line music.
Speaker 1 (16:34):
Rats are gross and they get a bad I guess
it'll get a bad rap. But what do you call
somebody you don't like? He's a rat? He's a he's
a rat. And somebody that tells on somebody else where?
Speaker 2 (16:44):
Are they rat?
Speaker 1 (16:45):
Thank you? They carry diseases. They have those little hands
that look evil. They try to rip your eyeball out
when you're sleeping, and the chew on your neck try
to kill you.
Speaker 2 (16:56):
You sound racist?
Speaker 1 (16:58):
I am? I hate rats.
Speaker 2 (17:00):
Hey, man, stop it, dude. Rats from the rat community
to listen to this show.
Speaker 1 (17:05):
But a family in England realized that they have they
don't have a normal rat in their house. They have
a rat that's twenty two inches long and the size
of a house cat. Usually you see these in New York, right,
the big rats. And then a lot of times they're
karate experts and they and they they teach turtles, that's true,
(17:30):
how to do karate? Inn named Splinter, Yeah, and they
and they teach them. Well, Splinter's not the only one.
I think that's a misnomer.
Speaker 2 (17:37):
There, says Splinter tries to take care credit for all
everything I got the old rat out there, Splinter.
Speaker 1 (17:43):
Splinter is wise, that's true, and he tries to keep them.
Speaker 2 (17:46):
What do you call a a rat that stills your dessert?
I don't know, a pie rat's love? Yeah, that's not
so sorryting, Okay, they got this big old rat.
Speaker 1 (18:01):
A snap of a picture of this rodent called rodent
in a plastic bag was posted on social media. And
it's the size of a cat. That is kind of scary?
Speaker 2 (18:14):
Is it not to see?
Speaker 1 (18:17):
It depends on it if it could speak even scarier?
Speaker 2 (18:22):
What if you had another rat. It was just liking
and they hung out together all of the time. They'd be.
Speaker 1 (18:32):
And in the dark. Have you ever seen their eyes
in the dark. They're red like a demon, like a
dollar's eyes. Rats do not deserve to be alive. Rats
have killed so.
Speaker 2 (18:47):
Many humans on rats, dude.
Speaker 1 (18:50):
I'm just saying. I mean, they they've called they've caused plagues.
Saint Patrick, what Saint Patrick droves? No, that was the
Snake's not rats, but the snake for to get rid
of the rats.
Speaker 2 (19:01):
Ha ha, And I throw the snakes out of Ireland
with my wee little flute. Maps. Who wasn't that somebody
led the rats out too? Right?
Speaker 1 (19:14):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (19:14):
Just did somebody get on.
Speaker 1 (19:15):
Their little Saint Ratatuni.
Speaker 2 (19:17):
Yes, that's it.
Speaker 1 (19:18):
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we're gonna play real New the years. Can we stay undefeated?
The answer is no. News Ready to wait forty w
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Speaker 1 (21:09):
Yes, Reeling in the years where John plays songs that
charted today and we guessed the year. We are on
a wind streak. I feel like the ninety eight bulls. Yeah,
you just cannot defeat us.
Speaker 2 (21:24):
I want to thank God and my mom.
Speaker 1 (21:26):
And clearly I'm Jordan's and you are pipping. No.
Speaker 2 (21:30):
Yeah, I'll take generals.
Speaker 1 (21:33):
Rodman, Yeah, you're no. No, No, I'm Jordan and you're Rodman.
I'm trying to get you back from Vegas for the
first round of the playoffs.
Speaker 2 (21:42):
Well, Happy Gilmore too came out. Tony loves it, John Auden,
you loved it. Have not seen it. I haven't seen it.
Speaker 1 (21:49):
It's fun. If you go into it wanting any substance,
you're you're an idiot.
Speaker 2 (21:54):
You can. You can read all about it at www
dot dot com. But it did spark conversation on the
internet on who is the sports favorite or sports movies
best villains. I've got the top ten best villains in
sports movies. Of course, see if we agree with this,
(22:16):
Let's go number ten David Simms from ten Cup. That
was a Don Johnson who we just heard.
Speaker 1 (22:23):
It's great because you know, he pointed. They coined that
he doesn't like dogs, like he doesn't like dogs and
old people.
Speaker 2 (22:30):
Yeah, plus having Don Johnson play a jerk. I'm sure
that was a stretch.
Speaker 1 (22:34):
Oh I like Don Johnson.
Speaker 2 (22:36):
No, he's a nothing.
Speaker 1 (22:39):
He's what.
Speaker 2 (22:41):
I think this one should be higher. Number nine is
Judge Males from Caddy Shack Smells. Yes, should be higher.
Speaker 1 (22:50):
Judge Smailes Frescot.
Speaker 2 (22:53):
Smells a hundred. Bush gambling is illegal at bush Wood.
Speaker 1 (23:04):
I he should be top five, not nine.
Speaker 2 (23:08):
I think so too. I think so too. Rachel Kelp,
the owner of the baseball team from Major League Fantastic,
comes in at number eight. She was she's pretty good,
she was.
Speaker 1 (23:20):
Really hot, and how to motivate the players. They had
a cardboard cutout of her and they could. They took
a piece of the of the top falling off and
the clothing would come off, and if they, you know,
won a certain amount of games in a row, she
would be in her underwear. So it was back in
the day when you could do stuff like that and
not be called hi sexist pig creeps.
Speaker 2 (23:44):
Number six. No, we're a number seven. Sorry, number seven,
but this this needs to be higher too. I think, Okay,
I think this is the great villain in a sports movie,
Earn McCracken from Kingpin at number seven.
Speaker 1 (24:00):
I think he is one of the greatest characters of
all times.
Speaker 2 (24:04):
So do you know he based that character, Bill Murray
did off a real bowler. And evidently this bowler he
would row. If he hit a strike, he would look
over to his opponent, yeah, and throw both his hands
up kind of like a torontosaurs recks and go fruit salad,
fruit salad. That was one of the many quirks of
this bowler.
Speaker 1 (24:22):
He is one of the great the movie. You know,
if a movie's great or timeless, if you can quote
lines and that those lines are all through that movie.
And he how they got Bill Murray to do this
character is amazing. It is an all time great movie.
Speaker 2 (24:37):
Number six is a great movie. I love the movie.
I love Wonder bat everything about it, but I don't
remember much about it. Number six is The Judge from
the Natural with Robert Redford. Now I don't remember. I
don't remember, and I just remember him Carver that bad out.
Speaker 1 (24:54):
He's okay, I mean the Judge isn't you know? No,
he doesn't even belong on the list.
Speaker 2 (24:59):
Here's one in the top five that absolutely positively belongs
in the top five Warden Hayesen from The Longest Yard
nineteen seventy four and of course the two thousand and
five Sandler remake, yes, which I think he did okay
with the remake The Warden, Yes, the remake.
Speaker 1 (25:18):
I never watched more than five minutes of it because
you cannot it cannot remake The Longest Yard with Burt Reynolds,
and it's just and they almost did it verbat him
in some scenes and you're just like, come on, man.
But yes, the Warden was definitely evil in that movie.
Paul Crewe was Burt Reynolds's name in the movie, Paul Crewe,
(25:41):
and he was going to give him more time if
he didn't play the game and didn't throw the game.
Speaker 2 (25:48):
Number four of this, by the way, this is most
hated villains in sports movie history because of Happy Gilmour
coming out shoot on mcavin. That's on there there yet.
Number four is clubber Lang from Rocky three, that great villain.
Speaker 1 (26:04):
What a great villain. You hated clubber Lang and thought
he was a monster and was going to kill Rocky
just that because we threw a punch it went cool. Uh.
Speaker 2 (26:17):
Number three belongs right about where I think it should be.
Number three, that's John Creese from The Karate Kid.
Speaker 1 (26:24):
Great villain, great villain.
Speaker 2 (26:27):
Say no, mercy, no, yes, uh something? What do you say,
John Auden? You know, I'll tell you what.
Speaker 3 (26:33):
This this list right here has shown me how uncultured
I am in.
Speaker 2 (26:37):
Sports moviere just how young you are.
Speaker 1 (26:39):
Yeah, well but I'll take it. I'll take I thought
the reinvention of that character in the in the YouTube series,
TV series or Netflix whatever it was on.
Speaker 2 (26:51):
I thought it was YouTube that it started out. It
started on YouTube, they canceled it and then Netflix picked
it up.
Speaker 1 (26:57):
And here's how it started. John. So people started to
do YouTube videos and said his character really isn't the villain.
Look at what Johnny did. Johnny came in, took his
girlfriend his senior year, and then kicked him in the face,
which was an illegal kick in the finals to win
the whole thing. And they were like, Johnny actually was
not the villain, and they did the entire new series
(27:19):
around that, which is kind of endeared yourself to him.
But at the time he was the hated villain. It
was great.
Speaker 2 (27:27):
Number two fits about perfectly if he asked me, and
that is Ivan Drago from Rocky four. Wow, everybody hated him.
It was the height of the Cold War.
Speaker 1 (27:40):
It was the height of the Cold War. And when
Rocky turns the Russian people against their own fighter and
are chanting USA or Rocky, Rocky Rocky, we all stood
up as Americans. Well, Reagan was the president, and we
just felt so proud to look at the flag and
salute the flag to be an American because only Rocky.
(28:02):
And remember Drago killed Creed.
Speaker 2 (28:06):
I just love Rocky Balbo.
Speaker 1 (28:09):
And then the turnaround in the New Rocky series where
Apollo's kid fights Drago's kid and at the end, yeah, that's.
Speaker 2 (28:18):
A Creed movie, you said, Yeah, I didn't know that.
Speaker 1 (28:21):
It's the second or third movie he fights. So Drago
comes back with his kid and he's and the kid
looks just like him and his killer. And at the end,
at the end, Drogo takes the white towel and throws
it in and to just save his son from humiliation
or getting really really hurt. And it was I actually cried.
(28:44):
I mean, if I had tear Ducks, right, I would.
Speaker 2 (28:46):
Cry, here's the number one, number one choice and this
is not the number one villain sports movie shooting mcgevin.
Speaker 1 (28:55):
Yeah, I had no way, no way. Drago easily he
could be that.
Speaker 2 (29:01):
Drago's got to be number one.
Speaker 1 (29:03):
Right, yes? Yes? What about what about the manager of
the other team in The Bad News Bears. We hated
that man, hated that guy, right, yes? And what was
the football movie that was like The Bad News Bears
where they played Uh, they played the team that had
the Dallas Cowboys as the Giants.
Speaker 3 (29:22):
Little Giants, Giants, the little Giants Little remember the Giants, No,
remember the Titans.
Speaker 1 (29:29):
Remember that's typical.
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Speaker 1 (00:54):
Well thank you. Okay. So I watched the newest edition too.
I texted you yesterday with it. It's a final destination.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
Yeah, bloodlines.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
Bloodlines is the name of it.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
So this is on HBO now.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
It's on Yes, it's on the Max or HBO whatever
we're calling it gone back to HBO Max. Now, okay,
whatever we're calling into that, uh, but it is. I
think it's the best one they've ever made. It is
hilarious if you can take Okay, am I a bad
person because I laughed out loud?
Speaker 2 (01:34):
Okay, No, that has nothing to do with you being
a bad person. But yeah, correct, I'm a bad person.
But just in general the way some of these people.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
Died, I'm laughing out loud and kind of yelling, going,
oh my gosh, sah.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
And one of them, there was an actual news story
of a similar death recently, right the MRI getting sucked
in or.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
What my gosh? Yeah, well no, he in the text
yesterday he explained what happened in the NR.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
The guy in the MR. But you're correct, someone died
because the MRI machine was set too high and he
had like a necklace on and it and it didn't
kill him, I don't think, but it hurt him bad.
So there's a scene in this one where the MRI
machine gets set on too high of a thing and
he has a bunch of piercings and they start to
rip off his face, so the ears, the nose, the nipples,
(02:24):
and then one in another another region, the lower region. Yeah,
so it's it's it's if you find yourself laughing at
some of the way these people die. And and John's right,
it is always the way that like the lawmar machine
to the face because that's a fear. The girl gets
caught in the trash.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
Can can I pause you? Yeah, hey, pee Paul, there's
no reason to go ahead and tack machine on it.
You can just say lawn more. You don't have to
say lawn more machine.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
Look est what I read on the Facebook, and.
Speaker 3 (02:55):
How many people go up like in the Sears Tower now, yes,
in Chicago, where you can step on the glass and
immediately think of the scene where they all fall down
their death.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
The glass breaks, but they're dancing on the clear glass floor. Okay.
So it starts in nineteen sixty two or something, and
and all the people that were supposed to die that
day's children and grandkids are all in the line. So
they were supposed to die that day. Okay, so death
gets them, but before they got them, they had kids,
(03:23):
and they had kids, so all those people are in
the death's eye. And it's stupid, but so much fun.
Stupid fun. That's all I'm saying, were you yes.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
Chemically aftered? Anyway? Well, you know such movie.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
If you call being in love chemically altered?
Speaker 2 (03:43):
Okay, yeah, actually actually that is.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
Yeah it is. Here's the way this leads is what
that is called. Last week here locally, someone tried to
do a final destination way to kill someone. Did you
see why? Whoa?
Speaker 2 (03:58):
Whoa?
Speaker 1 (03:58):
Did you see where the daughter in law tried to
kill the ex mother in law. She's deathly allergic to peppers,
so she put a bunch of peppers in a bag
and then had the daughter drop it off as a
birthday present, hoping she would open it and touch all
this stuff, and something happened. They caught the bag before
(04:21):
she got ahold of it the day did.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
So just opening peppers would have killed her.
Speaker 3 (04:26):
Well, but the point of final destinations, that's not on purpose, correct, right?
Speaker 2 (04:30):
Yes, this is just my criminal thinking. Yes, instead of saying,
if someone's that allergic to peppers, instead of setting them
a gift, couldn't you just rub the peppers on the cornob.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
You're discussing the plan and the intelligence level of someone
trying to kill her mother in law with peppers, Okay,
and the plan he's trying to make the plan better, John,
that's what he's doing. He's trying to fix the problem
for the killer or alleged killer.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
Just saying, I'm like b A s F. I don't
make the product. Gwyneth Paltrow is a big, fat, stupid,
stinky liar. Her candle does not smell like that. I
bought it.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
He never forgets, So.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
No longer is she just a fat, stupid, stinky lie.
She's not fat, Yes she is. Gwyneth Paltrow is also
the temporary spokesperson uh for astronomer dot com, the one
you're one with, the CEO that was what was she called?
The chief people officer.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
That's the stupidest thing. You know, what you deserve? You
go to a coplate concert, you're a do you deserve
for this to happen?
Speaker 1 (05:45):
Okay? Did you ever read the horoscopes? Oh?
Speaker 2 (05:49):
My word, what did you just say?
Speaker 1 (05:51):
What kind of read the horoscopes?
Speaker 2 (05:53):
John?
Speaker 1 (05:53):
Did you ever read the horoscopes? It was out of an
eighties thing them.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
No, I'm not satan.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
People read them. Go ahead, read those. They came out
every day and people live their life by what their
horoscope said today.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
That sounds so and swear to God swear so they
try to do.
Speaker 3 (06:08):
It's like you're gonna be so, You're gonna laugh today
while you're driving to work like that sort of stuff.
Speaker 1 (06:13):
Yes, it's just like you're gonna have a good day
and someone that has a purple hat will be important
to you today.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
Well, they're always so vague. It's something like, you know,
be be receptive.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
Well, look it up. Look at a horoscope for today, Pisces.
Speaker 2 (06:30):
Look it up.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
We can read our horoscope today. I'm a Pisces. I'm
the most important part of this show. So we start
with me horoscope right here. Okay, okay, Pisces.
Speaker 3 (06:42):
Today, as you work to keep things in balance today, Pisces,
remember that one of the key things is to have fun.
Happiness is an extremely important element of the cosmic equation,
especially on a day like this.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
Said on Oh wow, that is just have fun. I Gemini.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
I was about to text my son, you need to
have fun today. I know it's Mondayt's go ahead and
prove this thing.
Speaker 2 (07:09):
I'm a Gemini.
Speaker 3 (07:10):
So your normal steady pace usually wins the race, but
today you might need to take some shortcuts, jump on
opportunities that seem to come out of nowhere, but don't
feel like you need to commit to anything.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
Now there you go.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
Did you hear see the new sales lady an opportunity?
Speaker 1 (07:26):
Yeah? She she was going to come with some new business.
Let's take a step back from that. But steady, Eddie,
that's what he is. He's steady, steady as you go.
That's called lazy, but steady as you go.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
Where do you.
Speaker 3 (07:37):
John, I'm a virgo. Here's what virgos have today. Take
things to the limits and then go beyond. This is
one of those days in which people may go to extremes,
especially emotionally. You have the right to push the boundaries
and see how far you can go.
Speaker 1 (07:55):
Do you know what that's saying for you to do
is go home and and and and talk to your
wife about getting something that you need.
Speaker 2 (08:02):
That's what my gosh, we're right. I'm gonna text you
some suggestion and.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
Then blame the horscope. Yeah, they say, look, honey, I
didn't want to bring this up today, but my horoscope
said it. I need to.
Speaker 3 (08:13):
I would go buy a thirty thousand dollars car, being ridiculous.
Speaker 2 (08:16):
I would never do that, honey. This is not you.
This is me to Susan, Honey, my horoscope says you're
getting a little heavy. It's not me, it's my horoscope.
Speaker 1 (08:27):
Horoscope said, yeah, and that's cute that you think can
get a new car for thirty thousand.
Speaker 2 (08:32):
Anyway. Uh. The big fat, stupid, stinky liar Gwyneth Paltrow,
whose candle does not smell.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
Like that a little bit?
Speaker 2 (08:40):
It does, No, it does not.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
Okay, we're not gonna argue about the candle.
Speaker 2 (08:42):
Yeah, she's a con artist. She became a temporary spokesperson
for astronomer dot com because evidently Chris Martin and her exes.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
Yeah, yeah, they're exiting all that. They're the one that
came up with the term. Oh gosh, it was about
breaking up, but it was called oh, why do we
need an uncoupling? Why do we need They came up
with uncoupling?
Speaker 2 (09:07):
Enough with the new words, man, that's like, uh.
Speaker 1 (09:10):
That's like homeless is unhoused? No, they're homeless. Just stick
to whatever. Someone unliving? Someone, yes, unliving.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
Could you imagine if you wanted to give ten bucks
to a homeless guy and say, hey, a homeless guy,
what this ten bucks? He goes I'm unaddressed. Thank you.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
Yeah, the homeless is not marketing.
Speaker 2 (09:31):
Well yes and no, there will work for food. Signs
could use a little pizazz, especially in downtown Louver. They're
just cardboard signs where you barely scribbled on with mark.
Speaker 1 (09:43):
I've never been in a marketing meeting where somebody said
our biggest demo is the homeless.
Speaker 2 (09:48):
I think if we gave the homeless like some cardboard
with glitter on it, you know, glitter, and give some
of their signs pizazz. My just moving forward a little
bit quicker.
Speaker 1 (09:59):
You don't know fancy or signs means I'm not giving
you money. It's got to look like torn and misspelled.
Speaker 2 (10:04):
You know my favorite. And this is the truth. When
I walk downtown, if I see a homeless guy or girl,
I don't discriminate and walking towards me. First words out
of my mouth.
Speaker 1 (10:13):
Well you ask them for money.
Speaker 2 (10:14):
First thing. When they get it within fifteen feet, I say, hey,
you got a dollar, a couple dollar? And he catch
the bus. No, no, no, no, I don't have a dollar.
Speaker 1 (10:22):
Well, nothing's hurt. The painhandling society more than a cash
list society, to where people just don't carry cash anymore.
That's my excuse if I don't have. You know, sometimes
it does get to me. I go, you know what
I like the other day because I'm a bigger person.
I'm a good person. You have fat or right?
Speaker 2 (10:41):
Oh you meant intellectually? I'm sorry. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (10:45):
I came out of the little store on the corner.
Was that Walgreens?
Speaker 2 (10:49):
Cbss for playing Thanks for paying attention to the store
that you drive by.
Speaker 1 (10:53):
It was a hot day, and I bought a big
bottle of water for the dude outside. He looked thirsty.
Speaker 2 (10:59):
You sure didn't look for.
Speaker 1 (11:01):
What?
Speaker 2 (11:02):
Oh man, you should invite him over Saturday for a Sunday.
Speaker 1 (11:06):
Okay, So Gwyneth Paltrow is in charge of now asked,
what is it she in charge of Astronomer.
Speaker 2 (11:12):
She's a spokesperson. Oh, okay, for astronomer dot com.
Speaker 1 (11:15):
It's that seems typical and right on, right on market.
Speaker 2 (11:20):
Well, the five year Netflix deal reportedly worth one hundred
million dollars that was inked by Megan Markle and Prince
Harry is coming to a close.
Speaker 1 (11:29):
Yeah, because it's a big money loss. No one cares
about them anymore.
Speaker 2 (11:34):
Uh, it looks like it's expiring quietly because there's evidence
of poor viewership. I guess it never But if you
got Netflix, man, they throw around these hundred million dollar
deals like it's nothing.
Speaker 1 (11:47):
They're not interesting and their life isn't interesting and they're
not in the royal family anymore. Well, I understand you
were popular and people freaked out because you were part
of the royal family. You are now you live in Canada.
Nothing's interesting about you anymore. They were interested because you
were you were second in line to the throne.
Speaker 2 (12:07):
You were no longer for one hundred million you AUGHTI
get something like Megan and Harry naked and afraid. You know,
she's the duke.
Speaker 1 (12:15):
She won the pr She won the PR thing for
a while, but then it started to turn on her
because you know, you joined you joined the royal family
and were upset the way they run things. Okay, you
have to adjust to them, not the other way around.
Speaker 2 (12:31):
You're lucky they didn't stay off with your.
Speaker 1 (12:33):
Head there, Megan Marble, that's the French.
Speaker 2 (12:36):
No, that's also Queen Elizabeth. That was the last thing
she did. Oh yeah, she oft was somebody headed.
Speaker 1 (12:42):
I think that would be. Is it true that the
head is still alive for like a second or two,
so where you could see your body looking back your
head can see your looking back at your headless body.
Speaker 3 (12:56):
Oh, if you're decapitated. Yeah, I don't know if it's true.
I've never experienced.
Speaker 1 (13:01):
I think it possibly could be true.
Speaker 2 (13:03):
I don't When you can take a snake's head off,
he'll still bite you.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
I mean, you're what is that true?
Speaker 2 (13:09):
Yeah, that's absolutely true, because the muscles still look you
chop a snake's head off, it's it's still biting for
a while, will still bite you.
Speaker 1 (13:18):
But I think that's I guess the last vision you
have of your life is your headless body. I think
there's a chance problem there's blood still in there's it
takes eleven seconds for you to choke out, like somebody
does that pass out that we did it to you
in the media. Once, we had an MMA guy go
in and choke joke.
Speaker 2 (13:37):
Dwight out because I tell him that the sleeper hole
was fake.
Speaker 1 (13:40):
And he goes, okay, So he put him and he
taught us all how to do it and went in.
The surprising thing is when Dwight woke up, because literally
he took about ten twelve seconds for him to wake
up and he goes, can you do that again? And
the guy goes, that's not unusual because your body starts
to starts to run. Yeah, indoor and doorphins fire. Because
(14:01):
you're so glad you were alive.
Speaker 2 (14:02):
He choked me out and man, well, I came to
man is best feeling? I said, do it again? He
said no.
Speaker 3 (14:07):
Instead of the joke of the day, it was the
choke of the day.
Speaker 2 (14:10):
That's by the way.
Speaker 1 (14:11):
It was one of those things that I tried to
talk about of I was like, please, don't die live
on the now. Wait wait, you'll just die live on
the radio. Ratings gold is right.
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Of Think that'll work for you.
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Speaker 2 (16:09):
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Speaker 1 (16:11):
It is heartbeat. I don't care what say you name
that in like two notes.
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How about we not? Okay, that's enough, thank you, give
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Speaker 1 (16:30):
Thank you. Rats are gross.
Speaker 2 (16:31):
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Speaker 1 (16:34):
Rats are gross and they get a bad I guess
it'll get a bad rap. But what do you call
somebody you don't like? He's a rat? He's a he's
a rat. And somebody that tells on somebody else where?
Speaker 2 (16:44):
Are they rat?
Speaker 1 (16:45):
Thank you? They carry diseases. They have those little hands
that look evil. They try to rip your eyeball out
when you're sleeping, and the chew on your neck try
to kill you.
Speaker 2 (16:56):
You sound racist?
Speaker 1 (16:58):
I am? I hate rats.
Speaker 2 (17:00):
Hey, man, stop it, dude. Rats from the rat community
to listen to this show.
Speaker 1 (17:05):
But a family in England realized that they have they
don't have a normal rat in their house. They have
a rat that's twenty two inches long and the size
of a house cat. Usually you see these in New York, right,
the big rats. And then a lot of times they're
karate experts and they and they they teach turtles, that's true,
(17:30):
how to do karate? Inn named Splinter, Yeah, and they
and they teach them. Well, Splinter's not the only one.
I think that's a misnomer.
Speaker 2 (17:37):
There, says Splinter tries to take care credit for all
everything I got the old rat out there, Splinter.
Speaker 1 (17:43):
Splinter is wise, that's true, and he tries to keep them.
Speaker 2 (17:46):
What do you call a a rat that stills your dessert?
I don't know, a pie rat's love? Yeah, that's not
so sorryting, Okay, they got this big old rat.
Speaker 1 (18:01):
A snap of a picture of this rodent called rodent
in a plastic bag was posted on social media. And
it's the size of a cat. That is kind of scary?
Speaker 2 (18:14):
Is it not to see?
Speaker 1 (18:17):
It depends on it if it could speak even scarier?
Speaker 2 (18:22):
What if you had another rat. It was just liking
and they hung out together all of the time. They'd be.
Speaker 1 (18:32):
And in the dark. Have you ever seen their eyes
in the dark. They're red like a demon, like a
dollar's eyes. Rats do not deserve to be alive. Rats
have killed so.
Speaker 2 (18:47):
Many humans on rats, dude.
Speaker 1 (18:50):
I'm just saying. I mean, they they've called they've caused plagues.
Saint Patrick, what Saint Patrick droves? No, that was the
Snake's not rats, but the snake for to get rid
of the rats.
Speaker 2 (19:01):
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with my wee little flute. Maps. Who wasn't that somebody
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Speaker 1 (19:14):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (19:14):
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Speaker 1 (19:15):
Their little Saint Ratatuni.
Speaker 2 (19:17):
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He was a chef and a Saint Ratitui Ratatui. All right,
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we're gonna play real New the years. Can we stay undefeated?
The answer is no. News Ready to wait forty w
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Speaker 1 (21:09):
Yes, Reeling in the years where John plays songs that
charted today and we guessed the year. We are on
a wind streak. I feel like the ninety eight bulls. Yeah,
you just cannot defeat us.
Speaker 2 (21:24):
I want to thank God and my mom.
Speaker 1 (21:26):
And clearly I'm Jordan's and you are pipping. No.
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Speaker 1 (21:33):
Rodman, Yeah, you're no. No, No, I'm Jordan and you're Rodman.
I'm trying to get you back from Vegas for the
first round of the playoffs.
Speaker 2 (21:42):
Well, Happy Gilmore too came out. Tony loves it, John Auden,
you loved it. Have not seen it. I haven't seen it.
Speaker 1 (21:49):
It's fun. If you go into it wanting any substance,
you're you're an idiot.
Speaker 2 (21:54):
You can. You can read all about it at www
dot dot com. But it did spark conversation on the
internet on who is the sports favorite or sports movies
best villains. I've got the top ten best villains in
sports movies. Of course, see if we agree with this,
(22:16):
Let's go number ten David Simms from ten Cup. That
was a Don Johnson who we just heard.
Speaker 1 (22:23):
It's great because you know, he pointed. They coined that
he doesn't like dogs, like he doesn't like dogs and
old people.
Speaker 2 (22:30):
Yeah, plus having Don Johnson play a jerk. I'm sure
that was a stretch.
Speaker 1 (22:34):
Oh I like Don Johnson.
Speaker 2 (22:36):
No, he's a nothing.
Speaker 1 (22:39):
He's what.
Speaker 2 (22:41):
I think this one should be higher. Number nine is
Judge Males from Caddy Shack Smells. Yes, should be higher.
Speaker 1 (22:50):
Judge Smailes Frescot.
Speaker 2 (22:53):
Smells a hundred. Bush gambling is illegal at bush Wood.
Speaker 1 (23:04):
I he should be top five, not nine.
Speaker 2 (23:08):
I think so too. I think so too. Rachel Kelp,
the owner of the baseball team from Major League Fantastic,
comes in at number eight. She was she's pretty good,
she was.
Speaker 1 (23:20):
Really hot, and how to motivate the players. They had
a cardboard cutout of her and they could. They took
a piece of the of the top falling off and
the clothing would come off, and if they, you know,
won a certain amount of games in a row, she
would be in her underwear. So it was back in
the day when you could do stuff like that and
not be called hi sexist pig creeps.
Speaker 2 (23:44):
Number six. No, we're a number seven. Sorry, number seven,
but this this needs to be higher too. I think, Okay,
I think this is the great villain in a sports movie,
Earn McCracken from Kingpin at number seven.
Speaker 1 (24:00):
I think he is one of the greatest characters of
all times.
Speaker 2 (24:04):
So do you know he based that character, Bill Murray
did off a real bowler. And evidently this bowler he
would row. If he hit a strike, he would look
over to his opponent, yeah, and throw both his hands
up kind of like a torontosaurs recks and go fruit salad,
fruit salad. That was one of the many quirks of
this bowler.
Speaker 1 (24:22):
He is one of the great the movie. You know,
if a movie's great or timeless, if you can quote
lines and that those lines are all through that movie.
And he how they got Bill Murray to do this
character is amazing. It is an all time great movie.
Speaker 2 (24:37):
Number six is a great movie. I love the movie.
I love Wonder bat everything about it, but I don't
remember much about it. Number six is The Judge from
the Natural with Robert Redford. Now I don't remember. I
don't remember, and I just remember him Carver that bad out.
Speaker 1 (24:54):
He's okay, I mean the Judge isn't you know? No,
he doesn't even belong on the list.
Speaker 2 (24:59):
Here's one in the top five that absolutely positively belongs
in the top five Warden Hayesen from The Longest Yard
nineteen seventy four and of course the two thousand and
five Sandler remake, yes, which I think he did okay
with the remake The Warden, Yes, the remake.
Speaker 1 (25:18):
I never watched more than five minutes of it because
you cannot it cannot remake The Longest Yard with Burt Reynolds,
and it's just and they almost did it verbat him
in some scenes and you're just like, come on, man.
But yes, the Warden was definitely evil in that movie.
Paul Crewe was Burt Reynolds's name in the movie, Paul Crewe,
(25:41):
and he was going to give him more time if
he didn't play the game and didn't throw the game.
Speaker 2 (25:48):
Number four of this, by the way, this is most
hated villains in sports movie history because of Happy Gilmour
coming out shoot on mcavin. That's on there there yet.
Number four is clubber Lang from Rocky three, that great villain.
Speaker 1 (26:04):
What a great villain. You hated clubber Lang and thought
he was a monster and was going to kill Rocky
just that because we threw a punch it went cool. Uh.
Speaker 2 (26:17):
Number three belongs right about where I think it should be.
Number three, that's John Creese from The Karate Kid.
Speaker 1 (26:24):
Great villain, great villain.
Speaker 2 (26:27):
Say no, mercy, no, yes, uh something? What do you say,
John Auden? You know, I'll tell you what.
Speaker 3 (26:33):
This this list right here has shown me how uncultured
I am in.
Speaker 2 (26:37):
Sports moviere just how young you are.
Speaker 1 (26:39):
Yeah, well but I'll take it. I'll take I thought
the reinvention of that character in the in the YouTube series,
TV series or Netflix whatever it was on.
Speaker 2 (26:51):
I thought it was YouTube that it started out. It
started on YouTube, they canceled it and then Netflix picked
it up.
Speaker 1 (26:57):
And here's how it started. John. So people started to
do YouTube videos and said his character really isn't the villain.
Look at what Johnny did. Johnny came in, took his
girlfriend his senior year, and then kicked him in the face,
which was an illegal kick in the finals to win
the whole thing. And they were like, Johnny actually was
not the villain, and they did the entire new series
(27:19):
around that, which is kind of endeared yourself to him.
But at the time he was the hated villain. It
was great.
Speaker 2 (27:27):
Number two fits about perfectly if he asked me, and
that is Ivan Drago from Rocky four. Wow, everybody hated him.
It was the height of the Cold War.
Speaker 1 (27:40):
It was the height of the Cold War. And when
Rocky turns the Russian people against their own fighter and
are chanting USA or Rocky, Rocky Rocky, we all stood
up as Americans. Well, Reagan was the president, and we
just felt so proud to look at the flag and
salute the flag to be an American because only Rocky.
(28:02):
And remember Drago killed Creed.
Speaker 2 (28:06):
I just love Rocky Balbo.
Speaker 1 (28:09):
And then the turnaround in the New Rocky series where
Apollo's kid fights Drago's kid and at the end, yeah, that's.
Speaker 2 (28:18):
A Creed movie, you said, Yeah, I didn't know that.
Speaker 1 (28:21):
It's the second or third movie he fights. So Drago
comes back with his kid and he's and the kid
looks just like him and his killer. And at the end,
at the end, Drogo takes the white towel and throws
it in and to just save his son from humiliation
or getting really really hurt. And it was I actually cried.
(28:44):
I mean, if I had tear Ducks, right, I would.
Speaker 2 (28:46):
Cry, here's the number one, number one choice and this
is not the number one villain sports movie shooting mcgevin.
Speaker 1 (28:55):
Yeah, I had no way, no way. Drago easily he
could be that.
Speaker 2 (29:01):
Drago's got to be number one.
Speaker 1 (29:03):
Right, yes? Yes? What about what about the manager of
the other team in The Bad News Bears. We hated
that man, hated that guy, right, yes? And what was
the football movie that was like The Bad News Bears
where they played Uh, they played the team that had
the Dallas Cowboys as the Giants.
Speaker 3 (29:22):
Little Giants, Giants, the little Giants Little remember the Giants, No,
remember the Titans.
Speaker 1 (29:29):
Remember that's typical.
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When we come back, Tony and I wa actually be
in a meeting for some reason. I don't know what
Tony did. Yeah, so we're gonna play. I'm not joking.
We're gonna play some kind of rerun. We're playing to.
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We'll play for okay, We'll do a crusade for children
Trivia from Friday. It sounds like, hopefully we'll be back
back after this on news Radio eight forty eight Chance
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