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August 5, 2025 • 33 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Me going, eh, what good morning everybody. Everybody is again
looking so sprung and uh, springish or polish whatever you
want to do. Hello, John, didn't hello that. I was
thinking about you last night, buddy. And uh, and I
know you got a newborn and uh, you're losing sleep

(00:20):
never because of the newborn, because you've been losing to
us and reeling in the years.

Speaker 2 (00:25):
It's a bad combination.

Speaker 1 (00:27):
I might you know, we might throw it on one
of these days.

Speaker 2 (00:30):
No, no, no, no, no, no, no no no. We
don't throw in the year.

Speaker 3 (00:35):
What we're doing is we're building up the odds for Vegas.
We might take a dive for somebody with a crooked nose.

Speaker 1 (00:42):
Yeah, there you go.

Speaker 4 (00:42):
And what's his name?

Speaker 1 (00:45):
Uh, Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy two times, two times times.

Speaker 4 (00:49):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (00:49):
The joke of the day is still gone. If you
want to record a joke, you can go to our
podcast and click on the microphone. It's called talkback, record
a Joe. We have yet to figure out how to
retrieve those said pieces of sound. We will try to
figure that out and try to get it back, but
as of now, Dwight was benched.

Speaker 4 (01:11):
And I'm again it.

Speaker 1 (01:13):
You're again it.

Speaker 4 (01:14):
Yeah, that's what you're say in court.

Speaker 1 (01:15):
Okay, I'm again it. I'm you're again it.

Speaker 4 (01:17):
That means you're against it.

Speaker 1 (01:18):
Okay, And Tuesday's tool is back for at least today again.
The title is I'm telling my wife she is unreasonable,
and I'll tell you the story a little bit later.
That's called to tease.

Speaker 3 (01:31):
We have got to get me division first, to get
my glasses. Yes, why because remember when the board came
off the guy's truck and went through my cheap windshield.

Speaker 1 (01:41):
I forgot about that.

Speaker 3 (01:42):
Yeah of air force wand yes, well I got the
window replaced, Curtcy have there's still scuffs on my hood.
And so I called John at thesemple bodyshop dot com
a couple of weeks ago. I said, hey, get me in.
I get the reminder I had on my calendar for
tomorrow and is today. And so I missed the appointment.

(02:06):
So I screwed over the simple body shop because I thought,
you know, just go ahead, job.

Speaker 4 (02:10):
I know, I feel horrible about it.

Speaker 1 (02:12):
Man, Can I get some sucking everyone else in your
universe into your black hole of emptiness? But good job?

Speaker 3 (02:20):
But it started to be a common mistake. I put
stuff on our calendar without my readers on.

Speaker 1 (02:26):
And you're exactly like a black hole. Nothing escapes you.

Speaker 4 (02:29):
Not even light screws everything up.

Speaker 1 (02:31):
Mid City Mall.

Speaker 4 (02:33):
I don't see color. I just call myself the whole.

Speaker 1 (02:36):
Yeah, okay, thank you. Mid City Mall it's getting a facelift.
We've gone there for years. Comedy Caravan. Is there so
many great chili?

Speaker 4 (02:45):
Is there so many great stores at mid City Mah
god h well good, So it's goett to facelift.

Speaker 1 (02:54):
Potential redevelopment plans for Louisville's Mid City Mall starting to
come together. They're looking to put a fifty four thousand
square foot grocery store and six retail buildings or retail
stores on Police.

Speaker 4 (03:10):
There's a spot. Where's the space for that?

Speaker 1 (03:12):
They got a ton of space. They have the basement.
They have the basement is of the entire footprint of
the building, right, and then they have several floors. It's
two floors, right.

Speaker 3 (03:24):
If I know the Highlands, they'll just go ahead and
build everything on the parking lot and leave no parking.

Speaker 1 (03:28):
Well it is, Uh, that's why.

Speaker 4 (03:31):
I stopped taking gigs in the Highlands.

Speaker 1 (03:32):
And something called a library that's where books are. I
didn't know if you knew that what that was.

Speaker 3 (03:38):
Yeah, because it's not like you can't look anything and
everything up on your computer.

Speaker 1 (03:43):
Well, yes, I get it. But libraries are busy. Every
library I know is packed all the time. So people
still go to libraries because it's a free book. Like
you go to all the time library in Saint Matthews.

Speaker 2 (03:55):
You also have to have a library card to get
your autos.

Speaker 4 (03:58):
Your library card.

Speaker 2 (03:59):
Why has one? And that's who? That's who uses it?

Speaker 1 (04:02):
Let me I have a whole all of our family
has library card.

Speaker 4 (04:06):
I don't.

Speaker 1 (04:06):
I don't know if I have it on me in
my wallet, but I don't have Yeah, well go let
me let me see if I have it. I might
have it.

Speaker 4 (04:14):
I don't believe.

Speaker 1 (04:16):
It.

Speaker 4 (04:17):
Okay, trust but verify.

Speaker 1 (04:20):
Yes.

Speaker 4 (04:20):
Sat Matthew's branch.

Speaker 1 (04:21):
Yeah he do.

Speaker 4 (04:24):
There you go, Come on, library card.

Speaker 1 (04:27):
Come on.

Speaker 4 (04:28):
No, if I'm not going to be a reader, you're
not going to be a reader neither.

Speaker 1 (04:33):
All right, thank you for that.

Speaker 4 (04:35):
You're welcome.

Speaker 1 (04:36):
I get another one. It's twenty five cents to get
another card replacement, So I'm good there, prove it to me.
All right, here's the point for the Mid City Mall.
The neighborhood's gone downhill over the last couple of decades,
so you know you gotta fix the neighborhood. You're going
to roll in at least this redevelopment. I don't know

(04:58):
who's doing it. I got the story from business first.

Speaker 4 (05:02):
They're on your side.

Speaker 1 (05:03):
They are very good business versus the best. They're very
very good. But they do they not have issues in
the Highlands right now. I mean people do not want
to go to the Highlands. I apologize for saying that,
but people do not want to go to the Highlands.
I don't know how many conversations I've had with friends
who are like, no, I'm not going down there.

Speaker 3 (05:21):
They should have a protest about not having enough people
in the Highlands.

Speaker 1 (05:26):
Well they yeah, they protest everything else.

Speaker 3 (05:28):
Well they should protest it. I hope they have not
a lot of people coming and then block traffic.

Speaker 1 (05:32):
I hope they protest that you tore up my library
card or if you're in the South End library library.
So Mid City Mall could get a facelist.

Speaker 3 (05:44):
Is there ever like a hot librrian that checks you
out and then she takes her glasses off and takes
the thing out of her hair and shakes her hair down,
and then all of a sudden she's hot.

Speaker 4 (05:53):
One in one hundred, and you go, oh, my gosh,
miss Henderson, you're but.

Speaker 1 (05:58):
They are they are stereotypical library. Uh.

Speaker 3 (06:02):
They wear the dresses to go all the way down
their ankles and stuff.

Speaker 1 (06:06):
They they had the glasses with the little uh yeah,
the chain on it, the dazzled chain around with the glasses.
Or it's a typical sweaters like a sweater vester something
going on and a dress. Yes, correct.

Speaker 3 (06:18):
Last time I was in the library, I walked up
to the library and I went, I'll take a roast
beef and cheese please, And she said, sir, this is
a library.

Speaker 4 (06:25):
I went, oh, I'll take a roast beef and cheese please.
I'm gonna get a joke of the day in whether
you ban it or not. Man.

Speaker 1 (06:36):
When I graduated, I stopped father dom Hoff and said, Father,
where is where am I supposed to get my you know,
the cap and gown all that kind of stuff. And
he said, well, it's in the library till four o'clock.
And I stood there for a second and he goes, Tony,
please tell me you know where the library.

Speaker 4 (06:53):
Is, fourth floor, and I go, of course I do, Father,
But which way to usually?

Speaker 1 (06:59):
You know, in on fairness, they moved the library when
I was like a sophomore or something. So hello, not
my fault, thank you.

Speaker 4 (07:06):
Which way would you go? Father? Father? Mike? Call by
their last name, you call by their like their first name, right.

Speaker 1 (07:13):
Yeah, Father, wrong, father Shane.

Speaker 3 (07:16):
But it seems like it'ld be confusing because within the
Catholic society, Catholic people society, there's got to be a
bunch of Mikes and Ron's right.

Speaker 1 (07:25):
Wouldn't you want to be Father dw nother than Father Witting?

Speaker 4 (07:29):
No, I'd be Father Superior.

Speaker 1 (07:31):
Okay, well they have those?

Speaker 4 (07:32):
Do have those?

Speaker 1 (07:33):
Wow?

Speaker 4 (07:34):
All right?

Speaker 1 (07:34):
So a lob woman was sentenced to twenty years. She
got twenty years in prison. That's not that's not the
way you do the dun dunt dude. She's man to
go to the dun dun du school. Okay, here's what
she did.

Speaker 3 (07:52):
Hang on one second. I gotta defend my I gotta
defend my.

Speaker 1 (07:55):
Friends, mature dunt duntdum.

Speaker 2 (07:57):
I got in prisons a long time though.

Speaker 1 (07:59):
I got it for this.

Speaker 3 (08:00):
I gotta defan my friend, John Auden. Okay, he has
not been trained on the dunt dunt dunt machine. And
there's so many buttons on there, it's confusing.

Speaker 1 (08:09):
I'm sorry. Isn't that like a coffee shop and pour
a cup of coffee? You're a barista? Okay, okay, let's
see premature dunt dunt dump. She pled guilty the twenty
twenty one deaths of two men, one of whom she beheaded.

Speaker 4 (08:24):
Okay, that's the dunt dunt dunt part.

Speaker 1 (08:26):
John, we go, all right, yes, okay, all right, now
it's not over. Sarah mquilling, forty four, played guilty in
Jefferson A Circuit Court to complicity to murder, second degree
complicity to manslaughter, two counts of abuse of a corpse,
two counts of tampering with physical evidence, and theft. McQuillan

(08:47):
was charged with murder of Douglas B. Brooks, who she decapitated,
and brooks head has never been found.

Speaker 3 (08:58):
Yeah, here it is. Hey was this in Louisville? Yes, okay,
I'm gonna guess that. The Louisville judge gave the murderer
probation and a seventeen dollars fine.

Speaker 1 (09:12):
Twenty years for killing two, completing guilty to killing two
people and chopping the head off of one of them,
and the head is missing, so it's holding down the ohio.

Speaker 4 (09:23):
That seems light?

Speaker 3 (09:24):
Does that seem like to you? Twenty years killing? That's
I think that's ten ten years of body.

Speaker 1 (09:29):
Thirty years ago, this would be death penalty or life
in prison. This is no choice of twenty years.

Speaker 4 (09:34):
I'll tell you what else.

Speaker 3 (09:36):
Thirty years ago, if a judge were to hang that sentence,
that pathetic sentence on a double murderer people, it would
be in the town square with pitchforks.

Speaker 4 (09:44):
And now is just huh humor.

Speaker 1 (09:47):
A spokesperson for Jefferson count Jefferson Commonwealth Attorney's Office said
the statement. At this time, there was no additional charges
anticipating in this case and no formally identified defendants. Asked
why mcquilling and only received twenty year sentence for killing
two men and chopping the head off another one and
the head still missing, Hubert did not respond, well, of course,

(10:07):
not no, because it doesn't make sense.

Speaker 4 (10:10):
Twenty years Our County Attorney's office is a joke.

Speaker 1 (10:13):
And she is forty four, so she will get out,
oh plenty of times she'll be sixty four when she
gets out. And if I guess, if she does good time,
isn't there a thing where if you.

Speaker 4 (10:23):
Well, this is not I take it, this is not
federal charge.

Speaker 1 (10:26):
So no, clearly no.

Speaker 4 (10:27):
Yeah, so I think she'll be up for parole. Let
me see, hey, if.

Speaker 2 (10:31):
Off of good behavior, as.

Speaker 1 (10:32):
They say, yeah, there you go, yeah, you spend I
think you get if you spend two days of good behavior,
you get one day. I don't know what it is,
but the families of these two poor guys here, the
two men, you know, I mean seriously, twenty years, I'm.

Speaker 4 (10:50):
Going to look at the you go, okay, that's why
I thought it was low. But I was right.

Speaker 1 (10:57):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (10:57):
In Kentucky, most individual convicted of felonies become eligible for
parole after serving just fifteen percent of their sentence. So
let's take and I'm probably gonna screw this up twenty
years one point.

Speaker 4 (11:12):
So in three years she can start.

Speaker 1 (11:14):
No, see, she's not gonna get in three years. No,
there but this family. But this, but here's the deal.
This family has to go to the parole meetings every time, yeah,
and compete their their their case and say she cannot
get out of jail. So that's that's just again the
victims again pay for.

Speaker 3 (11:33):
I'll tell you the Jefferson County court system is absolutely
not not set up for the victim and one hundred
percent in favor of the offender every time.

Speaker 1 (11:44):
And even if they she said, uh, and again I don't.
I've read most of the of the article here. There's
no part in here where it's said. At least she
could have said, I'll tell you where the head is
if you give me the lower sentence kind of deal.
But that is somewhere and somebody at some points gonna
find it.

Speaker 2 (12:04):
What if she doesn't know where the head is, she could.

Speaker 1 (12:06):
Have thrown it in the river or something.

Speaker 4 (12:08):
Who knows.

Speaker 3 (12:09):
But that's somebody's son, brother, father.

Speaker 1 (12:13):
It's awful, it's awful. Do you know who Matt Rife is.

Speaker 4 (12:17):
That's old man Rife's kid, Matt Rife. John does hang
on comedian correct.

Speaker 3 (12:23):
It's just like super duper good looking guy, sells out everywhere.

Speaker 1 (12:27):
Yes, he also has depression issues. He mirrors your issues.

Speaker 4 (12:31):
Oh my gosh, it's just like me.

Speaker 3 (12:32):
He's super duper good looking, he's really funny, and he's
messed up in.

Speaker 1 (12:36):
It's nothing like you, except for the head. He is
good looking, young and sells out stadiums like looking in a.

Speaker 4 (12:45):
Mirror while I look at this guy. This is crazy.

Speaker 1 (12:47):
Well, he's gonna probably die.

Speaker 4 (12:50):
Even more reality.

Speaker 1 (12:52):
You know why? Why get the Dundu dunk?

Speaker 4 (12:55):
Hey man, I'm the one Dundun.

Speaker 3 (12:57):
I sent him that for one of my stories, and
you seem to be overusing them.

Speaker 1 (13:02):
I thought we were a team, the team Cagney. There's
no Iron team, but there is a me. All right,
So he's gonna die. I'll tell you why. Okay, he
just purchased the home. Do you know what home? He
purchased the edge in Lorraine Warren. Do you not know

(13:24):
who that is?

Speaker 4 (13:25):
No?

Speaker 1 (13:26):
Ed and Lorraine Warren is the entire series, the Annabelle Doll.
They they are paranormal investigators. They've made the Conjuring movie series.
There's like eight films. And this dude bought the house
with all of the so that when they went and
did a case and there was like a little princess

(13:48):
dancing around, there was an evil spirit in it. They
would lock it in this room and do spells and
lock up the room. All of those pieces. He bought
all of them. Including the original Annabell doll.

Speaker 3 (14:00):
What a dumb ass. Yes, it was like two weeks ago.
The guy that was carrying the Annabelle doll around with him. Yes,
he dies.

Speaker 1 (14:09):
Yes, Matt Rife comedian is probably put him on the
list of what's the one where you bet that he's
gonna They're gonna.

Speaker 4 (14:15):
Celebrity deathway, Yes, need to update celebrity death. Put a
bunch of them.

Speaker 1 (14:21):
I can't believe this dude doesn't have family to say
you did what? And for God's sakes, don't live there. Wow,
all right, I'm just calling it now. I'm calling it now.
I'm sorry for this dude.

Speaker 4 (14:40):
I mean the Annabelle doll alone, you know, I say,
I say he gets what he deserves.

Speaker 3 (14:46):
I'm kind of you know what, I'm waiting for his Oh.

Speaker 1 (14:50):
No, he plans to open the house next summer for
overnight stays and museum tours. Are you Cray Cray Craig?
Kids say Craig Craig was like twenty years ago. I'm
pretty sure kids say Craig Craig.

Speaker 2 (15:05):
Now it's right.

Speaker 1 (15:06):
Yeah, see man, what's the term? Then?

Speaker 3 (15:10):
It's uh, oh, spoozy man, he is spoozy. Yeah, no,
I'm serious. You start using that, man, that's spoozy.

Speaker 4 (15:19):
I will know why.

Speaker 1 (15:21):
All right, Fine, what is Matt right?

Speaker 4 (15:24):
Let me look it up.

Speaker 1 (15:24):
He's spoozy.

Speaker 4 (15:26):
Oh my gosh, that sounded cool, dude.

Speaker 3 (15:28):
Then you're spoozing dude. Hey, you know what, that's another one.
Thank you, You're welcome. Thank you spoozy.

Speaker 2 (15:34):
I hope you're not accidentally using a slur of some sort.

Speaker 4 (15:36):
All right.

Speaker 1 (15:37):
So no, that we did that speaking to a school
twenty years ago, and I didn't realize what I was saying,
but all the kids were like, and I was.

Speaker 4 (15:48):
Like, what did I say?

Speaker 3 (15:49):
Kept pitching him in the back. You don't say what
you said. I'm not going to pitching him in the back,
I dud dude. He kept looking at me, going anyone
else was killing here?

Speaker 1 (15:56):
I just thought it was something cool to say, and
all the kids started doing this thing, all right. So
no joke of the day. If you want to record one,
go to our podcast. There's a little microphone to call
it talk back, click it, record it and we'll figure
out a way to get it.

Speaker 4 (16:13):
At some point. Value Tool sale and Repair. You're gonna
love Gary.

Speaker 3 (16:16):
You're gonna love his crew you're gonna love the savings
at Value tool and Repair.

Speaker 4 (16:22):
There's a big lie out there.

Speaker 3 (16:24):
The big box stores have better prices.

Speaker 4 (16:27):
Not true, but don't take.

Speaker 1 (16:28):
The prices are spoozy.

Speaker 3 (16:30):
Oh my gosh, dude, hey man, you want some spoozing prices. Yeah,
Billy dup yourself down. You don't know about Billy dop.
That means get down as quick as you can, Billy
dop down and spooge on some value tool sales and repairs.
Better prices, better quality in the big box stores, and

(16:52):
that means that means better prices for your company. You
want your company to be spoozing, Billy bop down Baby
Tool Sales and.

Speaker 1 (17:01):
Service, Trade and oak towers. If you're sixty five or older,
you got to take the tour. They have everything from
a wood shop to movie theaters. It's all in one facility.
It's a block from Saint James Court. It is uptown
in Louisville's and it is very, very nice. They have everything.
It's an independent retirement facilities, so they are not beholding

(17:23):
to any corporate situations, and it's a nonprofit so they
they are really good to their employees. The average time
that somebody's employed there fourteen years. It's crazy. They have
physical therapists on the site, they have the doctors. Of course,
laundry is included. Like I said, a movie theater, four restaurants,
four ballrooms. It is really a beautiful facility. They say,

(17:44):
if you take the tour, which I did, you'll move
in five to eight nine thirty two eleven, five eight
nine thirty two eleven. If it's you or a parent
that wants to look at Trayton Oak Towers, let's do
it all right back after this on NewsRadio eight forty whas.

Speaker 3 (18:00):
Oh my gosh, John, you're a blank blank We were
talking news radio eight forty whas.

Speaker 1 (18:11):
I sent you a picture this morning. I said, is
this a Dungeons and Dragon nerd or a heavy metal nerd?

Speaker 4 (18:19):
It's not a heavy metal nerd.

Speaker 1 (18:20):
You don't know that. I want to know the content
of the interview.

Speaker 3 (18:23):
I one hundred percent, unequivocally know that it was not
a heavy metal fan.

Speaker 4 (18:28):
Why because what's the color of the guy's T shirt?

Speaker 1 (18:31):
Not black? That's true, that's true.

Speaker 4 (18:34):
Did get away? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (18:35):
I was telling John Alden that I wish that some
rock stations would expand their catalog because it's my opinion
that people aren't hanging on to hear carry on my
wayward son.

Speaker 2 (18:50):
I think they should play it every hour.

Speaker 1 (18:51):
On the hour. People love that song. People love that song.

Speaker 4 (18:54):
They do well.

Speaker 3 (18:55):
Some fans are wunning refunds and actually calling their credit
cards and try to get stop payments on their tickets
from the Major League baseboss.

Speaker 1 (19:05):
Only got ringed out. Darn it.

Speaker 3 (19:09):
Some folks are unhappy with the fan experience at Speedway Classic.
Others are saying there was the Major League Baseball version
of the Fire Festival.

Speaker 4 (19:20):
Well not that bad.

Speaker 1 (19:21):
Let's let's let's not take a step back. Our buddy
Marty Book had tickets. Him and his brother were going, No, yeah,
they flew out there.

Speaker 3 (19:28):
Yeah, even though nobody could be blamed for the weather.
I guess it does appear to be a learning experience
from future games if they're going to do it at
a NASCAR venue. Again, though, I think the play is
have a baseball game playing while a NASCAR race.

Speaker 1 (19:45):
It's not a bad idea.

Speaker 4 (19:47):
It's like Traduccan.

Speaker 1 (19:48):
It's not a bad idea. But but what one stand
is it's not going to happen at that place because
there's construction going on, and this was a one off.
This was a one opportunity. They're not going to be
able to do it again because of the layout of
the track.

Speaker 3 (20:02):
Well, whether it wasn't the only part that they had
trouble with future games if they're gonna play them in
NASCAR venues. Uh, here's one of the things that confused
fan race fans. I didn't know this, and man, are
they missing out on a lot of stuff, NASCAR race fans.
Evidently you can bring your own cooler and your own
tequila number number one Aquila in in the beer.

Speaker 1 (20:26):
You can drive your car in the infield.

Speaker 3 (20:28):
Dude, I didn't realize this, but I didn't know you
could take your own stuff here, all right, sweetie, let's
yes kidding, Okay. I wish we wouldn't use pet names
on the.

Speaker 1 (20:37):
Air, honey buns. The track is what two miles? It's
a mile. It's two miles, So that means the infield
is a mile long. It's not it dwarfs like the
it dwarfs the infield at Churchill Downs.

Speaker 4 (20:53):
It is.

Speaker 1 (20:53):
It's a mile long. You can drive your car in
your camper in you take in your stuff.

Speaker 3 (21:02):
I realized that I saw the Rolling Stones in Indianapolis
Motor Speedway and I was on I was in the infield.

Speaker 4 (21:10):
Yeah, and that's a big place, it's huge.

Speaker 1 (21:13):
I'm just saying, I don't know why they can't play
a baseball game in there.

Speaker 3 (21:15):
Then well they can. But there was some trouble, okay.
Number one, The trouble was with the weather. Okay, that
was the main issue. But then some people thought, well,
you know what, it's the NASCAR tracks. We can bring
our own coolers in. You could bring your own coolers
and your own alcohol in for races, but not for
baseball games. Bristol Bristol Motor Speedway is capable of handling

(21:40):
the crowd size, but they they missed.

Speaker 4 (21:45):
They didn't order enough food. Logistical nightmares for parking.

Speaker 1 (21:50):
You're at a race track that's under construction and you're
complaining about what's going on. You're going there for the experience,
and say you were there winding and crying.

Speaker 4 (22:02):
Big racetrack has gotten to you. You're racetrack.

Speaker 3 (22:08):
Go ahead in a minute, Big racetrack is in your
pocket now or you're in big racetracks pocket.

Speaker 4 (22:16):
Disgusting, disgusting.

Speaker 3 (22:20):
Well, a body was found in Blackfoot River but it
turned out to be a sex Dolluh. The sheriff, maybe
Adam Maybe, says his officers received a report of a
body floating in the river about sixteen miles north of
the town. They set up drone search and they did
in fact find a body, and then the river patrol

(22:41):
went out. It was a life sized companion doll. I
put that in parentheses. Yeah, they can't tell who ditched it,
but they're actually looking for the owner to hit him
with a littering charge.

Speaker 1 (22:53):
That makes sense. I guess DNA would be a bailable
I don't think.

Speaker 3 (22:58):
What I'm saying on dudes that would creep you did
that story just to I did not, Yes, you did.

Speaker 4 (23:06):
That just came to me.

Speaker 1 (23:07):
You act like I don't know how your stupid little
brain works.

Speaker 4 (23:11):
And I'm serious. The DNA just came to me.

Speaker 1 (23:14):
Those those really expensive ones are really expensive. Look, the
good ones are really expensive as as far as I understand,
and I think this guy would probably pay the fine
to get it back.

Speaker 3 (23:24):
Nothing but dolls dot com you can, I mean, I've
heard that nothing but dolls dot com.

Speaker 4 (23:30):
They have the best prices.

Speaker 3 (23:32):
That would creep me out though, because it's basically a
dead body in your closet, right. I know it's Silicon
or wherever they make these things out of it, but
they look so real it would freak me out.

Speaker 1 (23:42):
Out of all the weird things in your home that
will freak you out.

Speaker 4 (23:45):
Yes, that would freak me out with stories like the
animal doll.

Speaker 1 (23:49):
No, the creepy thing about that those dolls is that
you can actually there's a company that can make the
doll look like anyone that you want. So ex wife
or an next girlfriend it is. Or if you're really
sick psycho weirdness, your mother or something crazy. Well, people
are sick. People are sick. So that's the creepy part

(24:12):
of that is that you could. So if somebody would like, uh,
you know, they don't. I hate to tell you this,
but his doll looks exactly like you.

Speaker 2 (24:19):
Or if you can use it like a voodoo doll,
you know, like poke it in the face, and then
that's not bad.

Speaker 1 (24:24):
That's not a bad idea.

Speaker 4 (24:25):
That's another thing.

Speaker 1 (24:27):
If you're in New Orleans, that probably goes on.

Speaker 3 (24:28):
Yeah, they need is a lock of my hair and
eye of newt and a frog toe and they have
a spell.

Speaker 1 (24:34):
On me, Like he acts that hasn't happened before you
all the bad stuff that happens to you, dude.

Speaker 3 (24:39):
Probably so cauld You imagine how depression would it be.

Speaker 1 (24:42):
What do you think your achilles happened?

Speaker 4 (24:44):
Oh, there's no question.

Speaker 1 (24:45):
You know they cut the achilles on the voodoo doll.

Speaker 3 (24:48):
How depressing would it be if if you're a sex
doll and you go through the sex doll factory and
here comes Yeah, you finally got sold.

Speaker 4 (24:56):
Then you show up and I'm the owner. God, poor
sex doll.

Speaker 3 (25:00):
I know.

Speaker 4 (25:02):
We did the article about.

Speaker 1 (25:04):
He always has a he has an agenda for every
every story. He wanted to get to that one. Yes,
all right, not at all. All right eighteen t's CEO.
We've done this story before, but it's getting ramped up
from some bigger companies. We've we've heard some local ones
also that said they made a mandate on jan one.

(25:26):
It's January one.

Speaker 4 (25:27):
That stands for January one.

Speaker 1 (25:29):
Thank hey, jan one jan one. Look, no more hybrid schedules.
Your booty has got to be back in the office.
All right, We're not going to do this. Uh, you're
a home three days a week. You've got to be
in the office. So no more of that. So he said,
John Stanky, that's his name, John.

Speaker 3 (25:51):
He's got to be an hr nightmare. Hey Sanky, Hey,
don't go in the bathroom. Stanky was just in their evidence.

Speaker 1 (25:57):
Poor guy.

Speaker 3 (26:00):
You know what, I bet his kindergarten, preschool and were
just in high school too.

Speaker 1 (26:06):
Just a yeah. Roughly seven months after AT and T
call workers back to the office five days a week,
CEO John Stanky has a message for employees. Get on
board or get out. He's fired if you don't show
up for work. I don't blame him. You can't be
doing this at home thing all the time.

Speaker 3 (26:23):
He should get his own website just for dating and
caught hanky Panky was stanky so right, and you put
on a business cargo, you're out a bar and you
see a girl, go, hey.

Speaker 4 (26:36):
You have one a little hanky panky with Stanky.

Speaker 1 (26:38):
There was nothing worse. Uh think in COVID thing giving
you a sorry John, all right? Uh so there was
nothing worse. I'm sorry. I working from home was awful.
It was horrible and awful, and I would never want
to do that. I don't know about I know you're
in the same boat.

Speaker 4 (26:55):
We were.

Speaker 3 (26:56):
We were the we were the only show that wanted
back into the State studio and could go.

Speaker 1 (27:01):
There was a couple people in this office, support staff
and stuff that were like in their pajamas all day
and they loved it.

Speaker 3 (27:08):
Okay, here's one thing I will say about me and
you during COVID. Even though we were working from my
house or your house, our schedules didn't change. I got up,
I took a shower every single morning he had to.
I took a shower, I put on my clothes.

Speaker 1 (27:22):
Hold God, because I was coming over.

Speaker 4 (27:25):
I wanted to do the show straight out of bed.

Speaker 1 (27:27):
And it was just so much fun pulling down Mosa
Road and trying to get in and out of that traffic.
And then once I get there, the windows are shaking
because he got heavy metal blasting at not even eleven,
it's like twenty. It's blasting through the windows. And then
I get in and he has this two hundred and
ten pound German shepherd that is trying to eat me
every time. Oh, isn't he Cuteake it?

Speaker 3 (27:48):
It's not cute. Hey, he's trying to kill me. Get
any torio calf muscle gay day. Yeah, but again, when
a dog attacks you, though, you get your endorphins go
to get your blood.

Speaker 1 (28:01):
Oh that was by the show ready for the show.

Speaker 4 (28:04):
Beat, you were a better he's thinking of me. You
were a better announcer radio announcer was I. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (28:12):
There are a lot of companies that have done this
back in jan one, so John Stanky is no different.

Speaker 4 (28:19):
January first.

Speaker 1 (28:20):
Yeah, Jimmy Buffett's yacht is up for sale.

Speaker 4 (28:23):
Oh man, that sounds very affordable.

Speaker 1 (28:27):
G three auctions. That sounds like you guy, Miami, cool guy.
G three. Isn't there a G six plane? Is that
a thing?

Speaker 4 (28:37):
G five?

Speaker 2 (28:38):
I think so, I don't have five.

Speaker 3 (28:40):
Of course, there's a group of characters went around solving
crimes called G Force.

Speaker 1 (28:45):
A ninety it's yell yeah. Ninety foot Expedition yacht was
built in nineteen ninety nine. The original price was three
million dollars. Then minimum bid is one point two million dollars.
Sounds like a steal. There's a little catch. Oh, the
yacht is in Thailand. I really cannot pronounce the name

(29:10):
of the town in Thailand because it's a dirty word
in English.

Speaker 4 (29:14):
Oh man, I can't wait.

Speaker 1 (29:17):
I almost read it, and that would have been bad
and I would not have been able.

Speaker 3 (29:23):
To technically if it's a place pH uk Et.

Speaker 4 (29:28):
Gosh, oh my god.

Speaker 1 (29:31):
PH uk Et, Thailand. I almost read it, and I'm
so glad I caught that at the last second. The
twenty four hour auction begins September fourth. If you're a
parrot head, get on and make it. I think one
point two million dollars a minimum bid. It's probably going
to go for a lot more than that. The original
price twenty years ago was three million.

Speaker 2 (29:52):
By the way, the way that cities pronounced is not
a bad word. It's puukett.

Speaker 1 (29:57):
Oh oh, yes, right, I'm American, so p h is finish.

Speaker 3 (30:05):
You're talking to a couple of phoenix so tavern guys, right,
thank you?

Speaker 4 (30:09):
We know that? What what?

Speaker 1 (30:11):
Who can't? I was?

Speaker 4 (30:13):
We need to get an ai.

Speaker 3 (30:14):
Lets speak careful, listen, we do need an AI female
in here. Can we get Daniel? Why to send us
up with some kind of talking AI female computer in here?

Speaker 1 (30:22):
I think doesn't doesn't Greg get your have something that?

Speaker 4 (30:26):
We got to call Greg.

Speaker 1 (30:28):
We got to get that. You're right, sorry, we don't
have time for this story. But Japanese culture is very weird.
There's some things weird things about the culture. Uh that
they do. That would surprise some people. But they have
opened up a new museum and you will it's it's
it's if Dwight was in charge of marketing for this

(30:52):
town in Japan. I can't wait this. This would be
the museum that he would open.

Speaker 3 (30:58):
Should we call up Tommy Jones and get her as
a guest a commentary on this?

Speaker 1 (31:04):
Your old fitness instructors has had abandoned you because you
were kind of creepy.

Speaker 4 (31:08):
She's wocked me. You know what.

Speaker 3 (31:10):
No, you have a couple of inappropriate things happened during
sit ups, and then you're labeled bat forever.

Speaker 1 (31:17):
Yep, creepy Jones, creepy and kind of stinky.

Speaker 4 (31:20):
Monami Jones bad.

Speaker 1 (31:22):
He'd do it. She would hold his feet and he'd
do a sit up and then you hear, uh huh.

Speaker 3 (31:29):
Listen, I'm sorry, excuse me for having a human body.

Speaker 1 (31:33):
Okay, is it human?

Speaker 4 (31:35):
No, it's not really doesn't.

Speaker 3 (31:36):
Look but I will tell you this what feeling great
have been for the past thirteen years. Guys, what about you?
Have you experimented with testosterone hormone replacement therapy? How about
my buddies at tri statements?

Speaker 4 (31:51):
Listen?

Speaker 3 (31:51):
Thirteen years ago. I was tired, lethargic all the time.
The weekend's got nothing done. It wasn't fair to me,
and it wasn't fair of my wife, Susan. I had
my testosterone check man.

Speaker 1 (32:00):
It was low.

Speaker 3 (32:02):
Started taking testosteron therapy thirteen years ago, and I'm never
going back to the way that I used to feel.
I want you to check this out. Go to try
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(32:23):
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