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August 5, 2025 • 32 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Bringing back the Tuesday jumped the gun. I apologize. I
pulled to Dwight.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
Supposed to have Bill Bell here, but he is job.
Either you gave me the wrong date or Bill Bell
is standing us up.

Speaker 1 (00:13):
He's usually right, comes in right at the moments we'll.

Speaker 2 (00:17):
See obviously even singing ll cool Jay's so what's.

Speaker 1 (00:20):
The money on? What's the smart money on that you
gave me the wrong date? Yeah, there you go, Mario.

Speaker 2 (00:25):
There's no need to be looking for him.

Speaker 1 (00:27):
Yeah, look for it too.

Speaker 2 (00:29):
He's making any nervous. Anytime the guy gets behind me,
it freaks me out. O.

Speaker 1 (00:32):
Here we go, Tuesday's tool. The title is it's Jimmy.
He says. I'm I'm telling my wife she's unreasonable? Am
I being a blankety blank?

Speaker 2 (00:43):
Now? Your wife sounds unreasonable if you ask me.

Speaker 1 (00:46):
We're having a reoccurrent argument. Is there any kind of
music or something.

Speaker 3 (00:50):
You play the whole time?

Speaker 1 (00:53):
We just no, but something else, I'm like a piano
or something.

Speaker 2 (00:58):
No, No, that's lazy. Pulled so off the internet is lazy.
Could you light maybe a light little beat box behind?

Speaker 1 (01:04):
No, let's not do bad. No, you know what. The
moment's over now.

Speaker 2 (01:08):
Yeah, you kind of screwed that hang on it last week.

Speaker 3 (01:11):
We didn't do it with an instrumental.

Speaker 2 (01:12):
So maybe we did hang on, we did not hang on.
Let me put on report real quick.

Speaker 3 (01:17):
Yeah, this isn't my best day.

Speaker 2 (01:22):
Here we go.

Speaker 1 (01:23):
We're having a reoccurring argument with my wife for twenty
years about a situation with my brother and sister. For background,
we're pretty wealthy. My wife and I created and sold
a business. My brother and sister, on the other hand,
are is lucky. All three of us got the same education.
Both my brother and sister have a master's degree, but
my sister somehow ended up as a single mom with

(01:46):
two kids and basically unemployed. My brother is a private
school teacher, which means his salary is not that good.
The argument we keep having relates to my dad, who
is also who is also very comfortable in his life,
has plenty of money. He keeps helping my brother and
sister financially. For instance, my sister lives in one of

(02:06):
his houses. He gave her two cars throughout the years.
Basically much of her lifestyle is subsidized by my dad.
Same thing with my brother, although to a slightly lesser extent.
Whenever he needs something, he will buy himself Apple, computer
driving lessons, wedding, entire relocation from moving to one city

(02:27):
to another. The dad subsidizes for the two other kids.
My dad is there for them, even for the kids.
All of that. My wife says it's unfair because on
the other hand, we receive virtually nothing from him. Our
own kids, for instance, received maybe one gift a year

(02:48):
from granddad for either Christmas or their birthday. She says,
we're somehow being punished for making the right choices in life,
and they're being rewarded for having worse decisions. He disagrees
and says he's fine that his dad is helping his
two siblings. The wife is she being unreasonable?

Speaker 2 (03:13):
Well, the wife needs to just sit her down and explain. Listen,
I'm the least favorite child. Every Uh, every parent has
a favorite child and I'm not it. And I get it.
I get it, Mom, I get it. Trust me. Uh,
it's up to the day. It's his money, It's it's

(03:34):
up to his discretion.

Speaker 4 (03:36):
See, that's that's the boat I fall into. He can
make his own decisions with his money. If you're jealous
of what your father or I guess what the person's
father is doing, then you're that's your own problem.

Speaker 1 (03:48):
I yes, she's being unreasonable. The he should be. She
should be happy for that. The dad even has enough
money to help these folks out. Now, it does sound
like they really do go overboard with a lot of
the help. But that's up again, up to the dad,

(04:08):
and you don't need as much. I had this conversation
with my son, said, hey, dude, by the way, you're
not going to get anything, and we're gonna help your
sister a lot more than we're helping you. He said, okay, cool.

Speaker 2 (04:18):
Let me tell you the story about a vineyard worker
a vineyard owner. They walked in the town square to
hire people to work the vineyard for the day. It
was first thing in the morning, and he said, I
will pay you a day's wage.

Speaker 1 (04:30):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (04:31):
He went back later at noon and hired even more
people to work the vineyard.

Speaker 1 (04:37):
Oh, I mean halfway through the.

Speaker 2 (04:39):
Day, way through the day. Then later that night, yes,
he went by and hired more people to.

Speaker 1 (04:45):
Work the vineyards, even later in the day.

Speaker 2 (04:47):
Yeah, even later in the day. Well, the day ended
and he paid the people that came there last first,
and he paid them a full wage. The end O.

Speaker 1 (05:00):
I thought you were gonna say the guys that showed
up halftime got the same page.

Speaker 2 (05:04):
Oh, they all got the same pay. That's my point.
They paid he paid the ones got there last first.
Then they all got paid the same amount.

Speaker 1 (05:10):
Of way. You didn't say that. You said they got paid.
You didn't say that they got paid the same exact amount.

Speaker 2 (05:15):
Didn't realize I had to dumb it down.

Speaker 1 (05:17):
Can't you just just get the proverb or whatever it
is right point as be content with what you have, lady.
Oh sorry, Bill Bell said, I texted you I had
a meeting today.

Speaker 2 (05:33):
Hey Bill Bell in the future. Oh, here's my mom.
I have no favorites for both the same level. Mom, Mom,
Come on now, listen. If I could choose between me
and my brother, I would choose my brother time too. Yeah,
but I love you and my mom loves me. I'm

(05:53):
just saying, pale. When it comes down to it, my
brother is the better person.

Speaker 1 (06:00):
Here's the thing.

Speaker 2 (06:01):
Better.

Speaker 1 (06:02):
Everything you can do, you can do the best you
can as a parent. But the kids know, of course,
the other ones will say no, no, no, no, no no, So
and so is the favorite, and then everybody in the
family goes oh absolutely, and the parents are like no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
he got a little bad. He got a little bad.

Speaker 2 (06:23):
In our family, for example, for Christmas, generally, my mother
wouldn't give me any Christmas gifts, but she would allow
me to go down to the basement and bring up
my brother's gifts.

Speaker 1 (06:36):
And that's a lie. That's that's a total fun.

Speaker 2 (06:39):
That is a total lie fun.

Speaker 1 (06:40):
That's a total lie. No I used to do. Hey, look,
one of the best things is being a parent is
if you get an opportunity to do carpool and you
could take your kids and the people and the kids
in the neighborhood to school them back. That was one
of the best parts of my life because you just
drive and you listen to the kids, and they're hilarious,
you know, because they talk about everything. I mean, when
Maggie was a freshman going, I think that we're supposed

(07:02):
to ask the guy to the dance. No no, no, no, yeah, no, yeah,
I think that's the way it works. No, they're supposed
to ask us. But at one point they said, oh yeah,
John's the favorite by far, and all the kids in
the car go, oh yeah, John's the favorite in the family.

Speaker 3 (07:19):
Firstborns are the favorite in the family.

Speaker 1 (07:21):
A lot of them, very high, a lot of them
because you go all out parente with the first one,
and everything must be perfection, and they have. You know,
if you buy that book which nails it firstborn, second born,
third born, and if you read the characteristics, yeah, they
nail it. Well.

Speaker 2 (07:38):
My mom, she used to read me this story. Okay,
so you know how I can't remember anything or anybody's name.
Wait until you see me recite this name. There was
a book about two brothers okay in China, and the
firstborn is always the best one, right, So he had
the best name.

Speaker 3 (07:59):
There was Carl.

Speaker 2 (08:01):
No, oh, hey, it wasn't Carl. Take another game. No,
wasn't that either. His name was Ricky Ticky Timbow No,
Si Rambo, Cherryberry, Roochie Pit Perry Pimbo. Wow, yeah, Ricky
Ticky Timbow No, Si Rambo, Cherry Beerry Roochie Pit, Perry Pimbo.
His brother's name is sharing right now is scaring me?
His brother's name was changed Frank one day. Never mind.

(08:28):
But it was a book to try to make me
feel better about being the second born.

Speaker 1 (08:33):
Uh. Yes, everyone has they even though they can't In
their brains come around to it. There probably is a
pecking order. And the reason the third one is always
the funniest and sort of the wildest is because when
you get to the third one, you're all just like,
do whatever.

Speaker 4 (08:51):
The favorites are either the oldest or the baby and
the correct. Now, if you have two kids, that's you
know that too.

Speaker 1 (08:57):
But we had four, and we line up with exactly
like if you read I'm number three, you read that
book where here's what the third one is nailed. It
nails me.

Speaker 2 (09:07):
Yeah, they wanted to have a bunch of kids, but
after me they.

Speaker 3 (09:09):
Went, they went.

Speaker 1 (09:13):
Every picture with you and your dad. Your dad has
that he's so gosh, he's just so it has always
got the biggest grin on his face.

Speaker 2 (09:22):
And I was, I had that's my dad.

Speaker 4 (09:23):
And goes, let's just keep that between And with the youngest,
I bet you want to keep them on. You're like, no, no, no,
don't do this because you know it's the last child.
Try to keep them as young as possible for as
long as.

Speaker 1 (09:33):
Literally baby, the baby of the family. You really do
your hardest on the first one.

Speaker 2 (09:37):
My mom and dad would always give us, give me
books like fun playing with strangers. What's in that van?
You know, stuff like that books.

Speaker 1 (09:47):
Yeah, well your uncle used to play Uh, where's my
pinky finger? So yes, but that's why the look again.
The first one had certain rules, you know, the first
prom or whatever, and and then the third one the
parents are like, yeah, yeah, spend the night out. It's good,
have fun, have fun. And the first one is always
going what what what what? I never got that hold on.

(10:11):
That's how it goes. All right, that's your Tuesday's tool.

Speaker 2 (10:17):
Uh. I guess we just make fun of Bill Bell
since we had Bill Bell slotted for.

Speaker 1 (10:21):
Bill Bell used to be the head of the Kentucky
Office of Highway Safety. He left to become that same
job for the City of Louisville. So we wanted to
find out what how that would work for the city
streets and making them safer or driveable or or parkable
or walkable walkable walkable which is a big pull up

(10:42):
political term. Well, we want walkability. Never heard that before
before Susan and Jackie started getting well we want more walkability.

Speaker 2 (10:53):
Okay, uh real quick, Joey straighter times. In about time
we get Carl and Frank, well done, John I couldn't
find them.

Speaker 3 (11:02):
They finally showed themselves.

Speaker 2 (11:03):
And now we can get the Arkansas Joe back. Yes
we can. Well, a man's been arrested for impersonating ambassadors
of fictional nations.

Speaker 1 (11:14):
Oh that's great, isn't it great? That's fantastic.

Speaker 2 (11:16):
We got to try this.

Speaker 1 (11:17):
Yeah, there's so many Yeah, there's so many little countries
you don't know about.

Speaker 2 (11:21):
Golly, I'm gonna take I'm gonna take a stab at
his name. The guy, it's the guy did this in India.
He's an Indian guy, and he rented a building for
a fake embassy. His name is harsh Vardahan Sean harsh

(11:41):
Vardahon Sjean.

Speaker 1 (11:44):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (11:44):
He managed to defraud investors and companies by promising employment
and lucrative business deals in exchange for hefty fees. Those
investors clearly didn't do their homework, though. Uh. They might
have realized that none of these nations existed if they
would have just look some of them up. Some of
them is Povia.

Speaker 1 (12:06):
That sounds real, Suborga that sounds real, Ladonia sounds real,
sounds like Disney Cities.

Speaker 2 (12:13):
Honey, I just invested all of our four to one
k into make pretendiah.

Speaker 1 (12:19):
She's the princess of Ladonia. Ladonia, welcome to make pretendia
what And they'd always have a nineteen eighties stupid movie
where the drunk guy from Milwaukee would be like the
seventeenth in line. I think this was a movie with
with John Oh gosh, what was the actor's name, and

(12:39):
they when they were taking the picture of the whole
royal family, they got electrocuted and they all died. And
now the fat, drunk guy from Milwaukee is the king.

Speaker 2 (12:46):
Of maket make pretendia.

Speaker 1 (12:50):
No, what's some of the damn names, Dwight, I like,
make pretending Oh my gosh, Hey, Siborgi is the king
of what?

Speaker 2 (12:58):
Thank you? He's a Suborgian.

Speaker 1 (13:00):
King, thank you?

Speaker 2 (13:02):
And so what would that? Would it be? Suborganites or
Suborgians and they live there. It's not a real place
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(14:15):
eight forty Whas I found it, King Ralph nineteen ninety
one comedy with John Goodman.

Speaker 2 (14:26):
I saw that it's pretty good, did you? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (14:29):
How did you see this?

Speaker 1 (14:30):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (14:30):
That's I actually did see that one.

Speaker 1 (14:32):
All right, So British royal family was electrocuted taking a picture.
He was an illegitimate child of one of the princesses
or duchess of Duke of whatever. So he gets flown
to London. He's now the King of England. They give
him a crash course in royal etiquette. On his second day,

(14:53):
he goes to a strip club and meets Miranda Green,
a timid, exotic dancer and aspiring fashion design. He dares
to go on a date with her. This is so eighties.
He is now the king and he's he's dating a stripper.

Speaker 2 (15:11):
That's every eighties movie, right? But they were good, were they?

Speaker 1 (15:19):
This cannot be funny, This cannot John Goodman and King
Ralph No. I love John Goodman. Almost everything he's been
in has been great, but that that cannot be a
good movie, right, Not with that attitude? All right, Japanese,
how much time we got here? Because it's it's pretty
weird culture, right ah? There are some things, well there's

(15:44):
things over here.

Speaker 2 (15:45):
They're weird too, like.

Speaker 1 (15:46):
Okay, all right, all right, all right, so but I'm
not making this up. You think I'm making this up?
And if Dwight said it, people were like, Dwight's just
being Dwight. But they do sell women's used underwear in
vending machines Japan?

Speaker 2 (16:03):
Yeah, but in all fairness, sometimes you need a pair
of US women's underwear at spur of the moment. You
can't always just order off for that's creepy and weird.
You're creepy and weird. What's weird about it?

Speaker 1 (16:17):
What's weird about it? Yes, a vending machine of women's
used underwear, Yes, it's.

Speaker 2 (16:24):
Weird sometimes kind of gross. Sometimes I can't wait the
two days it takes to get them delivered from undies
dot Com and I need it right there. I think
a vending machine would be a good option.

Speaker 1 (16:36):
In Japan, sleeping with your head facing north is considered
bad luck. You should never, ever, ever, ever do it.
You know why because in Japan, when you're buried, they
bury you with your head north. Okay, that's weird, right, yeah.
Blowing your nose in public is a no. No, okay,

(16:56):
all right?

Speaker 2 (16:57):
They do have Is it truly chop your head off
if you get caught blowing your nose in public? No?

Speaker 1 (17:02):
I think that's in the Middle East. They have cuddle
cafes where customers can pay to cuddle with someone for
an hour or so.

Speaker 2 (17:11):
Before I join you in the cuddle cafe. Can I
just pop over to this vending machine real quick and
I'll be right back.

Speaker 1 (17:19):
They've opened a museum. If if Dwight opened a museum
in Japan, what would be the what would be the
stuff in the museum?

Speaker 2 (17:27):
It'd be a wayner museum. Is that what it is? No, John,
hot Dogs from around the World.

Speaker 3 (17:35):
Something about dogs.

Speaker 1 (17:36):
I'm sure Mario, Hey, take a guest, give Mario.

Speaker 2 (17:43):
Mario knows Mario knows me pretty good.

Speaker 1 (17:47):
He comes in here, Dwight's museum in Japan. Be oh boy,
take a guess.

Speaker 2 (17:54):
Oh man, something super good looking guys. I guess I
think something something to do with really good looking guys that.

Speaker 1 (18:06):
Take a guess. No, No, Japan has yes poop.

Speaker 2 (18:12):
That'd be a good museum. It is a poop poop,
but you know, want that'd be fascinating. This was a
Torontosaurus rex duty.

Speaker 1 (18:21):
Uh, that's the kind of stuff they have. And here's
what got me sort of weirded out. And it's an
interactive poop museum.

Speaker 2 (18:29):
Well, of course, I mean, you don't want to just
look at it. That's boring.

Speaker 1 (18:32):
Their headline is it's a steaming pile of fun.

Speaker 2 (18:36):
See and the the exit of the museum should be
a gluteous maximism.

Speaker 1 (18:43):
Do please, this is not that is beneath us where
uh you could go into this Museum of poop in
Japan and sit on a toilet and then colored poop
will magically appear inside like you're a unicorn.

Speaker 2 (18:59):
So here's what I'm thinking, as you're ready for this,
go ahead my poop museum. No front door. You got
to enter the rear.

Speaker 1 (19:10):
Okay, you don't know that that's not part of the museum.
There's also the Poop of Love Room. Come on, nah,
where couples can sit on a pair of toilets together.

Speaker 2 (19:21):
No, that that's new new. I don't even want Susan
like I won't to watch me we wei? I won't. Yeah, no,
I want you know.

Speaker 1 (19:32):
I almost said David. I almost said David, because that's
what I would do, because Dave would do that, David.
The centerpiece of the museum is Poop Volcano, which phodically
erupts with poop. It sounds like a great place to
visit on vacation in Japan.

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fireplace immediately today. Stick around news at the bottom of
the hour, and then really in the years. News Radio eight.

Speaker 1 (21:24):
Forty Greg Getcher's daughter got married and somehow was.

Speaker 2 (21:30):
He behind the guy with a shotgun, because that's how
I'm visioning it.

Speaker 1 (21:33):
He walked her down the island. Then he did the ceremony.

Speaker 2 (21:35):
A deacon couldn't get anybody good.

Speaker 1 (21:38):
It looks like it's at the cathedral and I cannot
remember my invitation coming.

Speaker 2 (21:42):
Well, I can't either.

Speaker 1 (21:43):
Oh maybe he did a background check on everybody. That
would make sense if we would have that would from
the list. News Radio eight forty w A chance almost got.

Speaker 2 (22:09):
We almost took it the shorts because of me.

Speaker 3 (22:13):
The stone song too.

Speaker 2 (22:15):
Yeah, I know, wow, Wow.

Speaker 1 (22:19):
It feels good. Man.

Speaker 2 (22:21):
I want to thank my mom, of course, I want
to think, uh what, it's a team effort.

Speaker 4 (22:29):
There's no right, I'm the Washington generals in this series
right now.

Speaker 2 (22:35):
All right, hang on, before we get to the news story,
can we just take ten seconds in basketing glory?

Speaker 1 (22:40):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (22:42):
Oh this is nice. I feel that glory.

Speaker 1 (22:44):
Oh feels good in my face.

Speaker 2 (22:47):
That's not the glory. I've got the most and the
least jobs they're at risk from AI.

Speaker 1 (22:57):
Everything is everything? Number one? All right, give me one
that we wouldn't think would be on this list.

Speaker 2 (23:02):
All right, John A. Mar Mario, sit in on this.
These are the least affected jobs by ar Oh, these
are the least. Then I'll give you the most.

Speaker 1 (23:12):
Okay, give me a couple for me each.

Speaker 2 (23:14):
Okay, So let's do this top five least affected job
starting with five. Yeah, rail track laying and maintenance equipment operators.
So I guess laying tracks for.

Speaker 1 (23:26):
No dump dudes that put it down.

Speaker 3 (23:30):
Annual labor firefighters.

Speaker 1 (23:33):
Oh wait a minute, but I don't think. I don't
think dudes do it anymore. It's it's probably a machine
and it's guided probably by whatever lasers, and they lay
the track and the town. It's probably a machine.

Speaker 2 (23:44):
You're right, it's rail track laying maintenance equipment.

Speaker 1 (23:48):
Yeah, maintenance maintenance.

Speaker 2 (23:51):
Track layers.

Speaker 1 (23:52):
Okay, all right, well I wouldn't even think of that.

Speaker 2 (23:56):
But yeah, uh here's one that I have no idea
what it is. Well, the second one I do foundry
mode and cork makers. Cork makers, these are the least jobs.
It seems like anybody, any machine could make a cork, right.

Speaker 1 (24:14):
No, not if you're some some wines have to have
the the Italian or French. I stop, no, you're not
doing You're not. It's lame and it's Saturday Night Live.
You you wanted to do that, that's fine. How are
those even related?

Speaker 2 (24:34):
What cork?

Speaker 1 (24:34):
Those are two different jobs that should be like four
and three or whatever. That shouldn't be the same one.

Speaker 2 (24:40):
Well, I want know if the cork makers are on there,
what about the soakers? Are they on there too? It
doesn't list that or is that part of cork making?

Speaker 1 (24:48):
You just got out of trouble and you want to
go wipe back in the joke.

Speaker 2 (24:54):
I'll leave you joke right here, divorce. The joke Number
three is water treatment plant and system operators. So that
tells me that you know what, AI is good enough
to make decisions for you, but kind of iffy when
it comes to our water supply. Do you trust AI?

(25:14):
It helps me, but you know I don't.

Speaker 3 (25:16):
I don't want to say I trust it fully.

Speaker 1 (25:18):
The problem with AI is that it mimics humans. We
are very flawed. We are you are vengeful petty, and
AI could end up being vengeful petty, and if they're
in charge of the water supply, none of it would
be really easy to poison all of us.

Speaker 2 (25:38):
That would have been great dunt dunt dune opportunity.

Speaker 1 (25:41):
There it was.

Speaker 2 (25:46):
And as a matter of fact, John Auden, this is
the very story I pulled the dunt dunt dunt for.
You'll find out.

Speaker 1 (25:56):
Oh, now you got to.

Speaker 3 (25:58):
It's going to be a premature again.

Speaker 2 (26:04):
Uh. These are the least affected jobs by Generative AI. Uh,
bridge and lock tenders.

Speaker 1 (26:12):
Yeah you want yeah, you want to. Okay, So these
are the jobs that are gonna be that that you want.

Speaker 2 (26:18):
Guys.

Speaker 1 (26:19):
Here, these are the jobs that you want people in
not in AI. No, I get it. The water supply yes, perfect, Yeah,
we don't want that. And the bridge operator.

Speaker 3 (26:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (26:28):
The number one least effective at least affected job by
Generative AI dredge operators.

Speaker 1 (26:36):
Yeah, you're dredging the river Judge Dridge. They have to
dredge out the Ohio right by the city because it
gets sand and all that gets built up and they
need to dig it out, all right, boats and stuff
and get in there.

Speaker 2 (26:53):
All right, Hang on to your hats. Here we go, baby. Yes,
the job's most I'm on to the top, but I'm
gonna throw ten in and the end I'm gonna throw
ten in. John Auden, Okay, okay, At the.

Speaker 1 (27:07):
End, he's giving you a hint.

Speaker 2 (27:13):
Okay, five number five. These are most affected by generative
AI writers and authors. I could see that. But finally
we might get some good out of Hollywood, right yeah,
right now it's just uh, it's just remakes of everything.

Speaker 1 (27:30):
It's it pisces talented people off because now mediocre can
just go AI. And now they've written this unbelievable novel
and it's like, no, no, you didn't. I wrote it.

Speaker 2 (27:44):
Songs I do seven, I do seven to midnight on
w q m F and last night during her break,
I just posed the question can AI in the future.
I know can with with the artists consent, go ahead
and give us new Rolling Stones music with their voice
and with their writing history and new Beatles and yeah,
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (28:03):
Didn't they complete a Beatles song?

Speaker 1 (28:05):
Yeah? Yeah, yeah, they redid the voices. Yeah, but it
was their songs, it was their lyrics, it was their music.
They just made it better.

Speaker 2 (28:13):
Yeah, all right. Number four is sales representative of services.
Number number three, hang on, hang on. No.

Speaker 1 (28:19):
They they've tried to replace insurance salespeople and all that
with the Internet years ago, and they figured out, no,
people want to talk to somebody when it's car insurance
or home insurance or whatever. They want to talk to someone.
So you can't replace the right. You can't replace. You can't.

Speaker 2 (28:34):
Number three is passenger attendance. Yes, I'll grab my awn
pretzels on the way to the airplane.

Speaker 1 (28:38):
Passenger attendant I got me.

Speaker 2 (28:40):
I guess it's like, you know, hey, the flight attendant
coffee t or me.

Speaker 3 (28:44):
I don't know if I trust that.

Speaker 1 (28:45):
No, no, no, I want to have somebody.

Speaker 2 (28:50):
Why can't the back of the airplane seat just have
like a vending machine and you get one back of pretzels.
You just pushed the button, there's your.

Speaker 1 (28:56):
Pretzels, and then oh that's a good idea.

Speaker 2 (29:00):
Number two historians, you're out of luck. Hey, I's gonna
take your job number one. Number one graphic designers, interpreters
and translators.

Speaker 1 (29:12):
Oh by far by, far by far, Yes, absolutely. You'll
just have an earpiece and wherever you are, it'll translate
as the person's talking. Like Dwight sometimes slips into that
south end. That would be a good place to have
that interpreter to where you can understand what the hell
they're saying, like the library, Yeah, library, what library?

Speaker 2 (29:34):
Right? What library?

Speaker 1 (29:35):
Library, library?

Speaker 2 (29:38):
Library? Yeah, okay, so I'm right, you got me saying
it right now. And number ten, I'm gonna throw number
ten in here, Hugh. Most affected job that's gonna be
affected by AI taken away. Yes, broadcast announcers and radio DJs.

(30:00):
As I received a text from Gus Allen saying, please
see us after the show bring a box.

Speaker 1 (30:06):
Here's my thing, doog. I wonder what you want to
replace your little DJ. It's a puppy that we need
to put the puppy in the box. You want to
what a text kill the puppy?

Speaker 2 (30:16):
No? I just got a text him from uh Gus
Allen says, please see me after the show, bring a box.

Speaker 3 (30:21):
You think a puppy?

Speaker 2 (30:22):
Well, yeah, what else? I want to be. Maybe he's
gonna give us a pop A.

Speaker 1 (30:26):
Was the puppy. Okay, look, I don't mind you little
radio music DJs that you do at night. Yeah, that
could be replaced easily.

Speaker 2 (30:34):
That's a show I could Yeah, that could be a
show on.

Speaker 1 (30:37):
You know that could get easily replaced. Okay, uh, but
for what we do you think I'm skirtin' skirt? You
want a I want to come for me. They've been
throwing They've been throwing people at me for thirty years.
Bring it, bring it.

Speaker 2 (30:51):
You know why I'm ready.

Speaker 1 (30:52):
I'm ready. You know what you got because I'm ready.

Speaker 2 (30:55):
I am come on, I am too. And you know
why why a I refuse is to be this stupid exactly.
It's just no way are we gonna lwer ourselves to
Tony and Dwight.

Speaker 1 (31:06):
But I'm ready.

Speaker 2 (31:07):
It sounded more like this.

Speaker 1 (31:08):
Hey, Ai, I'll turn your mic on.

Speaker 2 (31:10):
Let's go more more. See I'm already talking, Ai. I
got babel, I got babbel for Spanish and Ai. So
you know what there neat Newt and I mean that dude.

Speaker 1 (31:25):
He uh, he has to prove what we all know
every day.

Speaker 2 (31:31):
All right, workaholics it's every business's best friend. You're gonna
love workaholics if you own a business. Maybe you're part
of a private school, whatever it might be. Let workaholics
do whatever you don't want to do. Yeah, they move
offices from building a building. Sure, they do office reconfiguration.

(31:52):
They put together office furniture for you. They hang our artwork.
They do just about anything that you need. Let your
ware house people stay in the warehouse work and concentrate
on the bottom line, and let your best friends at
workaholics do everything else that you need to do. Maybe
you're just out of a warehouse storage. How about this

(32:13):
seventy two thousand square feet seventy two thousand square feet
of secured warehouse storage. By the way, just use them.
You can go month to month, you can go long term.
These folks are the easiest guys and gals to work with. Okay,
they're small enough to care, but they're still big enough
to service any kind of need that you might have

(32:36):
at I'm doing the Adam West just halics. Ask for
them by name, work a halics, h A

Speaker 1 (32:49):
U lis all the time it has been spent up
News radio eight forty WHA what do you mean
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