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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Welcome back News Radio eight forty w h a S.
We are the Tony and Dwight Show, brought to you
by the Kentucky Office of Highway Safety. Please buckle up,
put the phone down. Chunky buddy, I can't call you
chunky buddy anymore because I think, what are you want?
Eighty six?
Speaker 2 (00:15):
Now, I'm a little one eighty six. I'm a little
chunky still.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
All morning long.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
Wyn'd you worry about you? And you stop counting how
many bags? I'm just a concern.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
I'm just a concerned friend.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
Well, I'm an emotional eater.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
Would you like to eat your emotions? So I'm wondering
what's going on here? If you want to dive into that.
What's bothering you today?
Speaker 2 (00:38):
Susan and I might be having trouble at home? Oh?
Speaker 1 (00:40):
Really? What's going on?
Speaker 2 (00:42):
She's just mean? Yeah, And as a result, I'm an
emotional eater.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
So this could have nothing to do with you.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
Nothing to do with me. She's mean, You're.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
A saint at work or at home.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
I'm the easiest guy in the world to get along with.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
I am. I meant.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
All I wanted to do is, you know, cook our
food for us? Lay on the ground and watch television. Yeah,
she wants other stuff done.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
You're selfless, that's all her fault. Yeah, I asked, I said,
I teased, because you used to fill a coffee mug
with chocolate chips and gus. He would just sort of
just pour him into his mouth while he was sitting
in bed.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
And it's like when we first got married. Like so,
when she married me, I don't know if she lost
like some kind of horrible bet because I look like
John Candy. Yeah, I mean I was huge. Yeah, thank
god for hot blindes with low self esteem.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
H So he used to pour him into his mouth
whole cup of chocolate chips coffee cups. Well, now I
got some if you want to get back to it.
Nestley toll House by far the best chocolate chips to
make chocolate chip cookies. Homemade chocolate chip cookies right right right.
Costcutters are pretty good. No, Nestley's toll House. They are
making their chocolate chips into tiny little chocolate footballs.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
Oh wow, Yeah, I like them. I like a lot.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
All right, there's you can't put but they mount so
I mean, well I know that's true unless you're pouring
them in a coffee cup.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
Right, then they're a little footballs.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
Then they're a little footballs. But you can't put too many.
It's this is to me like too much cheese on
a pizza. You can't put too many chocolate chips in
a chocolate chip cookie.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
Right, you can't.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
No, no, there's no way. Thank you, scientists approve that
correct this shoe?
Speaker 2 (02:32):
Okay? Is it just me? Or should there be gigantic
neon bright warning labels on oatmeal raisin cookies to say
this is not chocolate chip because there's nothing worse than
when you think you're getting a chocolate chip cookie and
oatmeal raisin.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
Oh, the kid next door was they baked some cookies,
chocolate chip cookies, and was raising funds for his team
or something, and they were chalkchip cookies, but the other
one was a pumpkin chocolate chip cookies, And I thought
those would be good on what planet?
Speaker 2 (03:07):
Did you think? Pumpkin number two? Hang on a second,
what so you bought cookies from this kid? Yeah? Did
you eat them? Yeah? Win?
Speaker 1 (03:17):
Uh? Saturday?
Speaker 2 (03:19):
Great? So I should have the flu by tuesday. Why
would you hit a flu case? You never eat anything
of kid cooks? Man, We're crazy you were.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
Both of your opinions ended up being correct. The pumpkin
chocolate chip we're not anywhere near how bad was it's
it's going to be good. It's on the bad scale.
It was a four. And the chocolate chip cookies though,
were at ten. They were so good. I just I don't.
I alway used to say this, I don't if you
put a plate of chocolate chip cookies in the cafeteria
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in our own, our old place, our old studios, anybody
that would walk by a plate of chocolate chip cookies,
I don't trust you at this point. I think that
is a red flag.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
Big right, big red flash.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
Somebody turns down a fresh chocolate chip cookie, red flag.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
Bodies in the cross space if you ask me.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
Right, I mean John William Alding the third.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
Yeah, California woman had a freak accident. This is horrible.
A woman was commuting and it ended up literally having
a pain in her rear. End happened on Tuesday, last Tuesday,
almost a week ago.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
She was driving to her favorite hiking destination when the
accident happened. While she was driving, she heard her loud pop,
then she felt a sharp pain in her butt. What
happened was a metal rod that she had driven over,
made it somehow in a freak accident, popped up through
the foeboard floorboard in her forefusion, oh boy, and stabbed
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her in the left buttock through the seats.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
Well, it's a place to get stabbed if you want
to get stabbed. I guess right, if you had to
be if someone had said I'm going to stab you,
yeah for a million dollars where, but you get to
choose where you get stabbed, it would be the ass,
I guess right, Gus. I mean I don't have much
of a butt I don't either, That's where I'd want
(05:11):
to get stabbed. I kind of look like I got
a crack in the back. But you know, it's kind
of like, oh, hey, where would you like me to
stab this dagger into you? Right? I mean if he
got to, though, if they got to, it's gonna have
to be the rear end.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
If somebody said that we're gonna stab you, we're gonna
give you a million dollars, we get to stab you,
but you get to choose where shots go and everything.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
Yeah, my buddy Tony Todeddy the cock eye optimist right there,
such a glass half full.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
Guy, Well, Forrest gumps, you just say that I got
shot in the butt talks and the talks, remember, because
he thought a bug went up and stung you when
he was saving saving all the lives. Remember he was
I thought I just got zipped in Linda Johnson's I'd
like to see that. I'd like to see that.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
Well, the woman in her Forfusion, after she ran over
the bar, it popped through the four board through this
sea stabbed her in a left buttox.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
Well, Confusions have ten airbags. Not there, No, that's that's
the only place that Fusion doesn't have an airbag.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
When paramedics arrived, they struggled to find the problem at first.
She also did not realize what was going on. She
just knew that she was stuck to the seat.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
Oh my gosh.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
Yeah, kind of dagger is or kind of it was
a metal rod, I guess like rebarb or something. It
fell off a truck. An unsecured load.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
Oh boys, unsecured load. That's a band.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
It's also a movie title, is it? Yes? Okay, as
I would normally shift and do this OnlyFans story, but
I'm not. A girl almost died after a bened Drul
challenge on social media. Oh come on, guys, hey man,
it's thinning the herd.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
Guys, idiots, Yeah, you didn't do anything stupid when you
were young.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
I did not study too much. If that that you
ain't up too late.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
I can even get through the statement without choking.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
Another dumb social media challenges out their parents. Look alive,
check out your kids. It almost killed someone this time.
It's the Benadrill challenge. It's been going around on TikTok.
I thought they were getting rid of TikTok. The mother
of a teenage girl said that she had to be
taken to the hospital, but she started hallucinating. It's when
her heart started racing got up to two hundred beats
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permitted after finding out Ben. After she found Bendrill pills
under her daughter's pillow, she knew exactly what had happened.
The unidentified mother says she's tried reporting the videos to TikTok,
but TikTok says it does not violate their community standards.
I had something similar with that with Facebook.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
That doesn't Okay.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
Listen to this, I had something similar with Facebook. Not
just three weeks ago. People were ce sickly, disgustingly celeb
writing the loss of life of a law enforcement person.
I screenshotted it. I turned it into Facebook and it
came back, Oh no, this is fine. I couldn't believe it.
(08:12):
I could not be. I thought, you know what, I
got one of these solbs, finally, because I've been silenced
a lot by just saying hey, you know, look at
that when it's the truth, and they would take they
would suspend me for thirty days suspension yep, And so
I thought, I got this person dead to right.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
I mean, you post some stupid stuff. The stuff they
got you for it was.
Speaker 2 (08:33):
Like ridiculous, right, come on, my buddy, Hidi mule or
she got suspended because I was. I was, this is
a true story. I was smoking ribs. Oh yes, and
I like showing off the things I cook. I just
like it. So I did. I got a picture of
them on the smoker and she said, hey, man, nice rack.
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They suspended her for a week for sexual harassment against me.
But yet somebody writes something celebrating a cop losing his life.
I turn it in. They go, oh no, no, no,
that's good. Yeah at social media's evil.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
Yeah, well it's smacks of those idiots that were out
protesting Charlie's funeral.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
I don't know what pro church or was it just lunatics?
Speaker 1 (09:20):
No, I don't know. I mean it was. It was
at the Arizona Football Stadium, so it was full. It's crazy.
But you really really got to be twisted to protest
a funeral.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
No, you gotta disgusting, I mean absolutely disgusting.
Speaker 1 (09:37):
Yeah, do you have the Dukes of Hazard theme? Gus?
How fast can you can you rip that up? Oh? Man,
I can get that. Okay.
Speaker 2 (09:46):
My favorite line in there is we're waiting and says, uh,
what is Mom? Can't understand they keep showing my hands
and not my face on TV? Yeah, well, I can't
understand they keep it showing my hands and not my
face on TV.
Speaker 1 (09:59):
What does they mean?
Speaker 2 (10:01):
Because during the Waylon Jennings sang the song just a
good old Boy, all you see is his hands and
his guitar playing. They never once show his face.
Speaker 1 (10:12):
Oh I didn't know they.
Speaker 2 (10:13):
Show They showed that Waylon Jennings black and white telecaster
he's so famous for, and just his hands, never show
his face.
Speaker 1 (10:22):
Let's go to Seattle, Washington. Turn this up. Man to
say here we go. Apparently there's a couple of duke
boys living in Seattle. Maybe they're the cousins. A car
jumped over a drawbridge, the University Bridge. A drawbridge was
opened and a car broke through the safety gates and
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jumped it. Pretty cool. The car, which was actually stolen
Duke boys, yeah, made it safely to the other side.
The car was found in a short time, but with
a broken windshield and it destroyed undercarriage.
Speaker 2 (11:03):
The cop that was chasing was quoted and saying.
Speaker 1 (11:14):
The drivers, though, were gone, so it was just the car.
They may have been injured, but they don't know. They're
duke boys. They ain't injured. This is what they do,
of course. So they were scouring Seattle hospitals trying to
find these two cousins of the Duke boys in Seattle.
Speaker 2 (11:33):
They're out bowl hunting with Uncle Jesse and their hot cousin.
Speaker 1 (11:37):
You gotta really be you really want to get away
when you we're gonna do it, or we're gonna do it,
or we're gonna do it. Gun it. Oh, we're gonna
do it. And run through the little wooden bar thingy
and then ride up and jump that that's.
Speaker 2 (11:51):
Full on Thelma and Luis.
Speaker 1 (11:52):
Yes, yes, because if you miss it, or it doesn't
barely misses, you're you ain't getting out of that car.
If it hits the water.
Speaker 2 (11:59):
I'm screaming like a fourteen year old girl.
Speaker 1 (12:01):
Oh yeah, you're you're you're high pitch screaming in the backseat.
Speaker 2 (12:04):
Do that anyway?
Speaker 1 (12:05):
Yeah, that's true. That is true.
Speaker 2 (12:07):
Did you see the Dukes of Hazzard movie.
Speaker 1 (12:10):
Because the one with Jessica Simpson and all that.
Speaker 2 (12:13):
Yeah, and Johnny Knoxville.
Speaker 1 (12:15):
They said it was awful.
Speaker 2 (12:16):
It was pretty bad, but I do have to say
it was pretty cool casting Willie Nelson as Uncle Joe.
Oh yeah, that's a no brainer.
Speaker 1 (12:26):
No, I didn't. I didn't. I didn't bother watching that.
Speaker 2 (12:29):
I wait until it came out on cable.
Speaker 1 (12:30):
I like Johnny Knoxville, I do, but I'm.
Speaker 2 (12:33):
Going, hey, look at my face is full of thumb tacks.
Look at this. I know, and next thing you know,
he's a movie star.
Speaker 1 (12:39):
No, he did a movie about special needs kids and
I thought.
Speaker 2 (12:41):
It was great.
Speaker 1 (12:43):
The Ringer is one of the greatest films and it's
and it's they incorporated the special needs kids instead of
because they were like We're not making fun of them.
They're gonna actually be the smart kids in this in
this damn movie.
Speaker 2 (12:54):
And they figured out it's The Ringer is a great movie.
Speaker 1 (12:56):
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and when we come back, the news about Louder than
Life and bourbon I got, but first a pop.
Speaker 1 (14:33):
Corner and how this will affect your weekend next time.
Thank you, Thank you News Radio eight forty w chance.
Speaker 2 (14:45):
Yeah, who's crying now? People say that I sing like
Steve Perry.
Speaker 1 (14:52):
See really slick music directors that put this one after
It's hard to quit me? Which one? What did we
play it? During the reel in the ears, can't get
over me or whatever.
Speaker 2 (15:03):
No getting over you.
Speaker 1 (15:04):
No getting over you. And then this one they'd put
this on QMF back in the day. No, well yeah,
maybe yeah, because that would have been a heck of
a transition on QMF. Yeah, there's no doubt. I'll just
by the way from nineteen eighty one two Edie wah one,
All right, you have a Okay, so clothes. How much
(15:25):
do you wash clothes after you wear them? How many
times do you wear them?
Speaker 2 (15:30):
What depends on what I do in them?
Speaker 1 (15:32):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (15:33):
For example, today I'm going by Louisville Metro Animal Services
and doing an adoption video, and I tend to get
on the ground with these dogs and roll around and
go inserver them and stuff. You don't get them a
run up and play with them. So then I'll have
dog hair and strange dogs set on me. So I've
got to wash that. But like if I'm hanging out because.
Speaker 1 (15:53):
Your own dog will eat you and kill you.
Speaker 2 (15:55):
Yes, well and plus hurt his feelings. Yes, But like
I it's just like a regular the shirt coming into work,
I'll wash this every seven months.
Speaker 1 (16:05):
I'm a sweater guy in the winter underwhere I work
washed Okay, gus. How many times will you wear a sweater? No,
if you just wear it to work, you're not rolling
around with dogs and cats.
Speaker 2 (16:15):
But a sweater.
Speaker 1 (16:17):
How many times would you wear a sweater before washing it?
A sweater will go about five times.
Speaker 2 (16:24):
I don't think I have any sweaters. I got sweatshirt.
Speaker 1 (16:26):
I started to think about that when I started to
just talk about sweaters, I was like, I don't think
I've ever seen dwiten a sweater. No, although a sweater sweater.
I'll let that go a long time. Sorry, Yeah, me too, No,
me too, Dwight. The only time Dwight wore a sweater
is what when you had that outfit for Christmas? When
you were cousin.
Speaker 2 (16:46):
I was cousin Eddie. Yeah, I was cousin. Any sore
Dickie and a sweat yep, sweater.
Speaker 1 (16:50):
That's right, that's right. Uh so I'm with you. I
don't know if I go five, but I'll definitely go
three or four with a sweater before I wash.
Speaker 2 (16:58):
Dry cleaning, all right, is that what you do? You
dry clean sweater sweaters?
Speaker 1 (17:02):
And if I really like a sweater, I will dry
clean it because you put it in a washer.
Speaker 2 (17:09):
But listen, to this.
Speaker 1 (17:11):
So I'm not supposed to put a sweater in the dryer. Yeah,
in the dryer, no way. And some you're supposed to
dry or what drag light is what I'm thinking.
Speaker 2 (17:21):
Yeah, there's still stuff Chinese secret old man sweaters.
Speaker 1 (17:27):
I'm a card again kind of guy.
Speaker 2 (17:29):
I'm not an old man sweater guy. I'm an that is.
That's a very definition of an old guy sweater. But here,
why dry clean it all? Let's maybe get some skyline
chilly or something. He hear me out on this one.
So if you don't wear a sweater, you gotta wear
a dress shirt underneath it, right or wrong? Yeah? Sometimes,
(17:52):
So before you put on a dress shirt, you put
on your T shirt. Okay, your T shirt, and then
you put on your dress shirt. So now you got
to T shirt and a dress shirt, and then you
put on the sweater on top of that. So the
T shirt and the regular guy shirt just go get
all the sweat and steak. Why haven't washed the sweater.
Speaker 1 (18:10):
I'm in no way con donating Cosby in any way
because he's a sick. Oh he is still alive, right
or did he die? He's still He's out a prison.
Now he got released. Remember, well I know that I
hear he's blind and yeah, well uh he I'm telling
those type of sweaters. We all know what type.
Speaker 2 (18:30):
Sol are, right, Cosby sweat busy right, Yeah, they had
leather off.
Speaker 1 (18:34):
I think you this winner should bring back the Cosby sweat.
We can't call it the Cosby.
Speaker 2 (18:39):
Sweater, well you can. No Cosby sweater is a an act.
Well I gotta stop it, right, Okay, So I'm gonna
go on Amazon and see if you can still get
Cosby sweater.
Speaker 1 (18:50):
I will wear I'm with I'm with gus on five
times for dress pants or trousers. For dress pants, if
I don't get anything on them, I will hang them
back up on the crease.
Speaker 2 (19:03):
Pants and trousers.
Speaker 1 (19:05):
Dress pants and trousers. There's a big difference between dress
pants and trousers.
Speaker 2 (19:10):
Like what.
Speaker 1 (19:12):
Dress pants is a dress pant and a trouser is
a trouser? Thank you, thank you, thank thank god. I'm
honing myself. Uh, but dress pants I will, I will.
I will wear them five times, I think because usually
if I'm in dress pants, I'm somewhere nice whatever. But
if I'm eating around Dwight, then there's gonna be food
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that's not just gonna go in his clothes, It'll get
on ours. So let's take that pair of shorts you
got on right now. Yes, how you're wearing it today?
How many more times will you wear I'm two, I'm
a two times on the shore, say I'm two like
the the dockers that I in here, I will wear
those twice. The jeans are twice, and then it's going
on jeans are jeans are again? That definitely what I'm doing.
(19:55):
If I'm cutting the grass or I'm working outside, then
I wash them. But jeans I can go three, four times.
I can go a week. If I wear a couple
of times in a week, I wash them at the
end of the week, same pair of jeans. I wish
that clothes would put a little on a bark, not
a bar code, but a QR code in the instead
of the size and the manufacturer. They should put a
(20:16):
If you love a pair of pants, you should be
able to bar not barcoke QR code it and order
another pair.
Speaker 2 (20:23):
Found Cosby sweaters. Here's here's one for thirty five bucks
thirty four to nine. I think you should bring them back.
Last item, we don't have any of these yeah, go ahead, bras.
Most women do not wash bras, but I don't know.
A couple of times a year Sison does, and she
hangs them up everywhere. Like I walk in the bathroom.
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It's like going in a hunt of house and getting
hit in theo.
Speaker 1 (20:46):
I think it's the time of the year, in the summer.
You probably got to wash that bral, you think, Yeah, yeah,
I would think so. It could probably get stinky.
Speaker 2 (20:57):
No, my wife doesn't sweat. She glistens, got it a lot?
Speaker 1 (21:04):
Boy?
Speaker 2 (21:04):
Does she listen?
Speaker 1 (21:06):
I returned the favor gus on all of the text
message that Dwight has been sending me. I returned the
favor this weekend because we had Steepleton come over and
put our sauna back together. It's been a part for years,
and Jackie was just like, get that thing back together.
We got to get in the sauna and we send
a picture to Dwight in the sauna from the sauna,
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so I can be naughty too. It didn't show anything.
It didn't show anything. Hey what nothing back after this
on news radio eight forty wha give me your phone,
give me your phone?
Speaker 2 (21:42):
Here I go? You ready?
Speaker 1 (21:45):
Did you please stop?
Speaker 2 (21:48):
Who sings the song me and Kevin Cronin singing this
song forty whs. Dwight witting to you, Andy Gus Allen
rolling on through your Monday, get it, keep on.
Speaker 1 (22:01):
Money has been a good show. A lot of people
are moving slow because the louder in life. Heck John
William Alden, the third smart guy. He took Monday off
after being out there for four days straight. I think Austin.
Austin did well out there too. He's got to go
out there now and bring all the stuff back.
Speaker 2 (22:18):
That's where he is now. I pulled these questions originally
for a contest, you know, but I thought, you know what,
let's not give away all the concert tickets and we'll
put them on eBay. I'm just kidding. I'll get new questions.
I want to ask you all some of these questions.
I think they're interesting.
Speaker 1 (22:36):
I googled and you can do your in a second.
Just interrupt you here. Yesterday I was looking for topics
this week and I saw a story on one of
the things that was invented that changed the world, and
they it was the invent It was the invention came
by accident, like they were trying to do something else
and they came up with whatever. So I googled things
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that were invented by accident and the.
Speaker 2 (22:59):
List go, Oh, I gotta see this.
Speaker 1 (23:02):
Oh it's a ton of things. You're like, are you
kidding me? It's that's that's humans, right, we're trying to
do this.
Speaker 2 (23:08):
Wait with this was just like viagra that was for us.
Speaker 1 (23:12):
That was pressure pressure medicine, and they noticed they noticed
something else.
Speaker 2 (23:17):
Wait a minute, it might be good for this as well.
I've been teasing this. Let's go ahead and get it
out there. Uh. Next year, Louder than Life, Bourbon and
Beyond News just just in Uh, they're gonna flip flop weekends.
Speaker 1 (23:32):
Louder first, Bourbon second.
Speaker 2 (23:33):
Yeah, Louder than Life will go September the seventeenth through
the twentieth, and then Bourbon and Beyond is back September
twenty fourth through twenty seventh.
Speaker 1 (23:43):
I wonder if that's a banded, little driven issue, But
you would want to do Bourbon. My my thinking is
you want to do Bourbon first because it's a smaller, smaller,
and they had probably a couple of hundred thousand or
one hundred and fifty thousand people or four days, and
then the then Loud is huge.
Speaker 2 (24:00):
So yeah, but we don't know who, Yo, Danny Whimmer.
Speaker 1 (24:04):
I don't want to call Bourbon and Beyond a soft open.
Speaker 2 (24:07):
What no Bourbon and Beyond. You don't know who there?
There might be some huge headliner. Oh right, burb Beyond
presents Taylor Swift?
Speaker 1 (24:17):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (24:18):
Or what about the led Zeppelins?
Speaker 1 (24:22):
No, you never know, it's never gonna happen.
Speaker 2 (24:24):
We kind of know.
Speaker 1 (24:25):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (24:25):
These are some random trivia questions I pulled to use
to give crap away with.
Speaker 1 (24:30):
Kids, Say Rando. These are's some Rando questions.
Speaker 2 (24:34):
Hey, Tony, Yeah, I'm fifty seven years old. Uh. The
human sneeze can travel one hundred and sixty feet and
contain forty thousand droplets.
Speaker 1 (24:48):
You know what?
Speaker 2 (24:49):
So take that for your little six feet radius.
Speaker 1 (24:52):
I still have COVID reflux here, So I heard this
a million times during COVID. What was the doctor? What
was the guy Fuci Faucich here in the room?
Speaker 2 (25:05):
You sneeze, sneeze? He had forty thousand dropped it, Tony, I.
Speaker 1 (25:14):
Do not miss him coming in the studio.
Speaker 2 (25:15):
I don't miss him either, y'all gotta what's it called
in Voca's name? Focus?
Speaker 1 (25:22):
He we did, We did, several of us, said Fauci
one more time. Bears said it again.
Speaker 2 (25:29):
Oh, the longest recorded distance for a paper airplane flight
to uh two hundred and twenty six feet ten inches.
Speaker 1 (25:36):
That seems short.
Speaker 2 (25:37):
No, two hundred twenty six for a paper airplane.
Speaker 1 (25:39):
What are the schematics of this? Did they get to
throw it off on top of something else?
Speaker 2 (25:45):
Regular?
Speaker 1 (25:46):
I tried to make a paint big giant paper airplane
and Keith the Beef love Yeah, he I thought I
could because you know the old studios of professional towers
overlooked waters and expressway. I thought I could fly it
over idiot the expressways. Okay uh? And then I started it. Yes,
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we tried it. We went all the way to the top.
It's seven stories high, professional towers and DuPont and I
started to think, thank god, it didn't make it. It
didn't even make it to the expressway. Shocking. But I
was like, this is the start of a Chips episode,
of course, where the thing lands on somebody's wind last
turned over and it exploded.
Speaker 2 (26:27):
Right. Yes, I can't see out my window because this
paper Should I pull over or should I run into
the back of this maneuver?
Speaker 1 (26:33):
Truck, so Keith the beef love was twenty dollars richer.
Speaker 2 (26:37):
The middle finger, that's this one tony right here, I
see it, and this one on this hand.
Speaker 1 (26:42):
Thank you'll see that one.
Speaker 2 (26:44):
The middle finger is the longest finger because it grows
the fastest. What these two fingers here?
Speaker 1 (26:56):
Some people that flip people off. They have a long,
weird little fingers. It looked like et and it's like, Ooh,
I don't know. I just don't do that again, yeh.
Speaker 2 (27:04):
Mouth the words next time, don't do that again. The
deepest swimming pool in the world. The deepest swimming pool
in the world's one hundred and ninety six feet deep,
one hundred ninety six feet deep. It's located in Poland.
It was supposed to be one hundred ninety six feet long,
but they had a blueprint sideways.
Speaker 1 (27:24):
Is that a Polish jilke?
Speaker 2 (27:26):
I haven't done a Polish joke since the seventies. Figured
I'll throw a spike one in there.
Speaker 1 (27:30):
I mean, we grew up with Polish jokes.
Speaker 2 (27:32):
These poor Polish people. I felt horrible for him.
Speaker 1 (27:35):
I can't even say what we used to call them.
Speaker 2 (27:37):
No s gip ahead, give ahead, the first speed limit
was enacted in Britain. It was eighteen sixty five. What
did they set what did they set the speed limit at?
Speaker 1 (27:48):
Fifteen miles an hour?
Speaker 2 (27:49):
That's nice? What two miles an hour when you're in town? Wow,
listen to this.
Speaker 1 (27:57):
You walk faster than that, I think even with that
boot a cloud.
Speaker 2 (28:01):
Listen to this, one man, This is kind of kind
of wild. A cloud can weigh over one million pounds,
but it's still a float through the air density.
Speaker 1 (28:10):
Don't we have some sort of science music theme for this.
Speaker 2 (28:13):
Let's just about over?
Speaker 1 (28:15):
Thank god? I mean yeah, yeah, oh no, there we go.
What was the cloud?
Speaker 2 (28:22):
What a cloud can weigh over one million pounds? I
think that's fake news? Fake news?
Speaker 1 (28:32):
Yeah, thank you for that A million and one. We'll
see you tomorrow. We start the show tomorrow at nine
oh five with Pat Kelsey University of Louisville fighting Cardinal
basketball coach. So that should be fun. It's all part
of the Catholic People's society. Back later tomorrow morning with
more gus. Thank you for producing Buddy and sitting in
(28:53):
for Johnny Boy for Dwight Whitting. I'm Tony everybody, and
it's news rady to wait forty eight. Whas I love you,
Ma
Welcome back News Radio eight forty w h a S.
We are the Tony and Dwight Show, brought to you
by the Kentucky Office of Highway Safety. Please buckle up,
put the phone down. Chunky buddy, I can't call you
chunky buddy anymore because I think, what are you want?
Eighty six?
Speaker 2 (00:15):
Now, I'm a little one eighty six. I'm a little
chunky still.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
All morning long.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
Wyn'd you worry about you? And you stop counting how
many bags? I'm just a concern.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
I'm just a concerned friend.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
Well, I'm an emotional eater.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
Would you like to eat your emotions? So I'm wondering
what's going on here? If you want to dive into that.
What's bothering you today?
Speaker 2 (00:38):
Susan and I might be having trouble at home? Oh?
Speaker 1 (00:40):
Really? What's going on?
Speaker 2 (00:42):
She's just mean? Yeah, And as a result, I'm an
emotional eater.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
So this could have nothing to do with you.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
Nothing to do with me. She's mean, You're.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
A saint at work or at home.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
I'm the easiest guy in the world to get along with.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
I am. I meant.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
All I wanted to do is, you know, cook our
food for us? Lay on the ground and watch television. Yeah,
she wants other stuff done.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
You're selfless, that's all her fault. Yeah, I asked, I said,
I teased, because you used to fill a coffee mug
with chocolate chips and gus. He would just sort of
just pour him into his mouth while he was sitting
in bed.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
And it's like when we first got married. Like so,
when she married me, I don't know if she lost
like some kind of horrible bet because I look like
John Candy. Yeah, I mean I was huge. Yeah, thank
god for hot blindes with low self esteem.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
H So he used to pour him into his mouth
whole cup of chocolate chips coffee cups. Well, now I
got some if you want to get back to it.
Nestley toll House by far the best chocolate chips to
make chocolate chip cookies. Homemade chocolate chip cookies right right right.
Costcutters are pretty good. No, Nestley's toll House. They are
making their chocolate chips into tiny little chocolate footballs.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
Oh wow, Yeah, I like them. I like a lot.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
All right, there's you can't put but they mount so
I mean, well I know that's true unless you're pouring
them in a coffee cup.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
Right, then they're a little footballs.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
Then they're a little footballs. But you can't put too many.
It's this is to me like too much cheese on
a pizza. You can't put too many chocolate chips in
a chocolate chip cookie.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
Right, you can't.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
No, no, there's no way. Thank you, scientists approve that
correct this shoe?
Speaker 2 (02:32):
Okay? Is it just me? Or should there be gigantic
neon bright warning labels on oatmeal raisin cookies to say
this is not chocolate chip because there's nothing worse than
when you think you're getting a chocolate chip cookie and
oatmeal raisin.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
Oh, the kid next door was they baked some cookies,
chocolate chip cookies, and was raising funds for his team
or something, and they were chalkchip cookies, but the other
one was a pumpkin chocolate chip cookies, And I thought
those would be good on what planet?
Speaker 2 (03:07):
Did you think? Pumpkin number two? Hang on a second,
what so you bought cookies from this kid? Yeah? Did
you eat them? Yeah? Win?
Speaker 1 (03:17):
Uh? Saturday?
Speaker 2 (03:19):
Great? So I should have the flu by tuesday. Why
would you hit a flu case? You never eat anything
of kid cooks? Man, We're crazy you were.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
Both of your opinions ended up being correct. The pumpkin
chocolate chip we're not anywhere near how bad was it's
it's going to be good. It's on the bad scale.
It was a four. And the chocolate chip cookies though,
were at ten. They were so good. I just I don't.
I alway used to say this, I don't if you
put a plate of chocolate chip cookies in the cafeteria
(03:51):
in our own, our old place, our old studios, anybody
that would walk by a plate of chocolate chip cookies,
I don't trust you at this point. I think that
is a red flag.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
Big right, big red flash.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
Somebody turns down a fresh chocolate chip cookie, red flag.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
Bodies in the cross space if you ask me.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
Right, I mean John William Alding the third.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
Yeah, California woman had a freak accident. This is horrible.
A woman was commuting and it ended up literally having
a pain in her rear. End happened on Tuesday, last Tuesday,
almost a week ago.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
She was driving to her favorite hiking destination when the
accident happened. While she was driving, she heard her loud pop,
then she felt a sharp pain in her butt. What
happened was a metal rod that she had driven over,
made it somehow in a freak accident, popped up through
the foeboard floorboard in her forefusion, oh boy, and stabbed
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her in the left buttock through the seats.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
Well, it's a place to get stabbed if you want
to get stabbed. I guess right, if you had to
be if someone had said I'm going to stab you,
yeah for a million dollars where, but you get to
choose where you get stabbed, it would be the ass,
I guess right, Gus. I mean I don't have much
of a butt I don't either, That's where I'd want
(05:11):
to get stabbed. I kind of look like I got
a crack in the back. But you know, it's kind
of like, oh, hey, where would you like me to
stab this dagger into you? Right? I mean if he
got to, though, if they got to, it's gonna have
to be the rear end.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
If somebody said that we're gonna stab you, we're gonna
give you a million dollars, we get to stab you,
but you get to choose where shots go and everything.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
Yeah, my buddy Tony Todeddy the cock eye optimist right there,
such a glass half full.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
Guy, Well, Forrest gumps, you just say that I got
shot in the butt talks and the talks, remember, because
he thought a bug went up and stung you when
he was saving saving all the lives. Remember he was
I thought I just got zipped in Linda Johnson's I'd
like to see that. I'd like to see that.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
Well, the woman in her Forfusion, after she ran over
the bar, it popped through the four board through this
sea stabbed her in a left buttox.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
Well, Confusions have ten airbags. Not there, No, that's that's
the only place that Fusion doesn't have an airbag.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
When paramedics arrived, they struggled to find the problem at first.
She also did not realize what was going on. She
just knew that she was stuck to the seat.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
Oh my gosh.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
Yeah, kind of dagger is or kind of it was
a metal rod, I guess like rebarb or something. It
fell off a truck. An unsecured load.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
Oh boys, unsecured load. That's a band.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
It's also a movie title, is it? Yes? Okay, as
I would normally shift and do this OnlyFans story, but
I'm not. A girl almost died after a bened Drul
challenge on social media. Oh come on, guys, hey man,
it's thinning the herd.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
Guys, idiots, Yeah, you didn't do anything stupid when you
were young.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
I did not study too much. If that that you
ain't up too late.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
I can even get through the statement without choking.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
Another dumb social media challenges out their parents. Look alive,
check out your kids. It almost killed someone this time.
It's the Benadrill challenge. It's been going around on TikTok.
I thought they were getting rid of TikTok. The mother
of a teenage girl said that she had to be
taken to the hospital, but she started hallucinating. It's when
her heart started racing got up to two hundred beats
(07:27):
permitted after finding out Ben. After she found Bendrill pills
under her daughter's pillow, she knew exactly what had happened.
The unidentified mother says she's tried reporting the videos to TikTok,
but TikTok says it does not violate their community standards.
I had something similar with that with Facebook.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
That doesn't Okay.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
Listen to this, I had something similar with Facebook. Not
just three weeks ago. People were ce sickly, disgustingly celeb
writing the loss of life of a law enforcement person.
I screenshotted it. I turned it into Facebook and it
came back, Oh no, this is fine. I couldn't believe it.
(08:12):
I could not be. I thought, you know what, I
got one of these solbs, finally, because I've been silenced
a lot by just saying hey, you know, look at
that when it's the truth, and they would take they
would suspend me for thirty days suspension yep, And so
I thought, I got this person dead to right.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
I mean, you post some stupid stuff. The stuff they
got you for it was.
Speaker 2 (08:33):
Like ridiculous, right, come on, my buddy, Hidi mule or
she got suspended because I was. I was, this is
a true story. I was smoking ribs. Oh yes, and
I like showing off the things I cook. I just
like it. So I did. I got a picture of
them on the smoker and she said, hey, man, nice rack.
(08:56):
They suspended her for a week for sexual harassment against me.
But yet somebody writes something celebrating a cop losing his life.
I turn it in. They go, oh no, no, no,
that's good. Yeah at social media's evil.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
Yeah, well it's smacks of those idiots that were out
protesting Charlie's funeral.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
I don't know what pro church or was it just lunatics?
Speaker 1 (09:20):
No, I don't know. I mean it was. It was
at the Arizona Football Stadium, so it was full. It's crazy.
But you really really got to be twisted to protest
a funeral.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
No, you gotta disgusting, I mean absolutely disgusting.
Speaker 1 (09:37):
Yeah, do you have the Dukes of Hazard theme? Gus?
How fast can you can you rip that up? Oh? Man,
I can get that. Okay.
Speaker 2 (09:46):
My favorite line in there is we're waiting and says, uh,
what is Mom? Can't understand they keep showing my hands
and not my face on TV? Yeah, well, I can't
understand they keep it showing my hands and not my
face on TV.
Speaker 1 (09:59):
What does they mean?
Speaker 2 (10:01):
Because during the Waylon Jennings sang the song just a
good old Boy, all you see is his hands and
his guitar playing. They never once show his face.
Speaker 1 (10:12):
Oh I didn't know they.
Speaker 2 (10:13):
Show They showed that Waylon Jennings black and white telecaster
he's so famous for, and just his hands, never show
his face.
Speaker 1 (10:22):
Let's go to Seattle, Washington. Turn this up. Man to
say here we go. Apparently there's a couple of duke
boys living in Seattle. Maybe they're the cousins. A car
jumped over a drawbridge, the University Bridge. A drawbridge was
opened and a car broke through the safety gates and
(10:44):
jumped it. Pretty cool. The car, which was actually stolen
Duke boys, yeah, made it safely to the other side.
The car was found in a short time, but with
a broken windshield and it destroyed undercarriage.
Speaker 2 (11:03):
The cop that was chasing was quoted and saying.
Speaker 1 (11:14):
The drivers, though, were gone, so it was just the car.
They may have been injured, but they don't know. They're
duke boys. They ain't injured. This is what they do,
of course. So they were scouring Seattle hospitals trying to
find these two cousins of the Duke boys in Seattle.
Speaker 2 (11:33):
They're out bowl hunting with Uncle Jesse and their hot cousin.
Speaker 1 (11:37):
You gotta really be you really want to get away
when you we're gonna do it, or we're gonna do it,
or we're gonna do it. Gun it. Oh, we're gonna
do it. And run through the little wooden bar thingy
and then ride up and jump that that's.
Speaker 2 (11:51):
Full on Thelma and Luis.
Speaker 1 (11:52):
Yes, yes, because if you miss it, or it doesn't
barely misses, you're you ain't getting out of that car.
If it hits the water.
Speaker 2 (11:59):
I'm screaming like a fourteen year old girl.
Speaker 1 (12:01):
Oh yeah, you're you're you're high pitch screaming in the backseat.
Speaker 2 (12:04):
Do that anyway?
Speaker 1 (12:05):
Yeah, that's true. That is true.
Speaker 2 (12:07):
Did you see the Dukes of Hazzard movie.
Speaker 1 (12:10):
Because the one with Jessica Simpson and all that.
Speaker 2 (12:13):
Yeah, and Johnny Knoxville.
Speaker 1 (12:15):
They said it was awful.
Speaker 2 (12:16):
It was pretty bad, but I do have to say
it was pretty cool casting Willie Nelson as Uncle Joe.
Oh yeah, that's a no brainer.
Speaker 1 (12:26):
No, I didn't. I didn't. I didn't bother watching that.
Speaker 2 (12:29):
I wait until it came out on cable.
Speaker 1 (12:30):
I like Johnny Knoxville, I do, but I'm.
Speaker 2 (12:33):
Going, hey, look at my face is full of thumb tacks.
Look at this. I know, and next thing you know,
he's a movie star.
Speaker 1 (12:39):
No, he did a movie about special needs kids and
I thought.
Speaker 2 (12:41):
It was great.
Speaker 1 (12:43):
The Ringer is one of the greatest films and it's
and it's they incorporated the special needs kids instead of
because they were like We're not making fun of them.
They're gonna actually be the smart kids in this in
this damn movie.
Speaker 2 (12:54):
And they figured out it's The Ringer is a great movie.
Speaker 1 (12:56):
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Speaker 2 (13:47):
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and when we come back, the news about Louder than
Life and bourbon I got, but first a pop.
Speaker 1 (14:33):
Corner and how this will affect your weekend next time.
Thank you, Thank you News Radio eight forty w chance.
Speaker 2 (14:45):
Yeah, who's crying now? People say that I sing like
Steve Perry.
Speaker 1 (14:52):
See really slick music directors that put this one after
It's hard to quit me? Which one? What did we
play it? During the reel in the ears, can't get
over me or whatever.
Speaker 2 (15:03):
No getting over you.
Speaker 1 (15:04):
No getting over you. And then this one they'd put
this on QMF back in the day. No, well yeah,
maybe yeah, because that would have been a heck of
a transition on QMF. Yeah, there's no doubt. I'll just
by the way from nineteen eighty one two Edie wah one,
All right, you have a Okay, so clothes. How much
(15:25):
do you wash clothes after you wear them? How many
times do you wear them?
Speaker 2 (15:30):
What depends on what I do in them?
Speaker 1 (15:32):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (15:33):
For example, today I'm going by Louisville Metro Animal Services
and doing an adoption video, and I tend to get
on the ground with these dogs and roll around and
go inserver them and stuff. You don't get them a
run up and play with them. So then I'll have
dog hair and strange dogs set on me. So I've
got to wash that. But like if I'm hanging out because.
Speaker 1 (15:53):
Your own dog will eat you and kill you.
Speaker 2 (15:55):
Yes, well and plus hurt his feelings. Yes, But like
I it's just like a regular the shirt coming into work,
I'll wash this every seven months.
Speaker 1 (16:05):
I'm a sweater guy in the winter underwhere I work
washed Okay, gus. How many times will you wear a sweater? No,
if you just wear it to work, you're not rolling
around with dogs and cats.
Speaker 2 (16:15):
But a sweater.
Speaker 1 (16:17):
How many times would you wear a sweater before washing it?
A sweater will go about five times.
Speaker 2 (16:24):
I don't think I have any sweaters. I got sweatshirt.
Speaker 1 (16:26):
I started to think about that when I started to
just talk about sweaters, I was like, I don't think
I've ever seen dwiten a sweater. No, although a sweater sweater.
I'll let that go a long time. Sorry, Yeah, me too, No,
me too, Dwight. The only time Dwight wore a sweater
is what when you had that outfit for Christmas? When
you were cousin.
Speaker 2 (16:46):
I was cousin Eddie. Yeah, I was cousin. Any sore
Dickie and a sweat yep, sweater.
Speaker 1 (16:50):
That's right, that's right. Uh so I'm with you. I
don't know if I go five, but I'll definitely go
three or four with a sweater before I wash.
Speaker 2 (16:58):
Dry cleaning, all right, is that what you do? You
dry clean sweater sweaters?
Speaker 1 (17:02):
And if I really like a sweater, I will dry
clean it because you put it in a washer.
Speaker 2 (17:09):
But listen, to this.
Speaker 1 (17:11):
So I'm not supposed to put a sweater in the dryer. Yeah,
in the dryer, no way. And some you're supposed to
dry or what drag light is what I'm thinking.
Speaker 2 (17:21):
Yeah, there's still stuff Chinese secret old man sweaters.
Speaker 1 (17:27):
I'm a card again kind of guy.
Speaker 2 (17:29):
I'm not an old man sweater guy. I'm an that is.
That's a very definition of an old guy sweater. But here,
why dry clean it all? Let's maybe get some skyline
chilly or something. He hear me out on this one.
So if you don't wear a sweater, you gotta wear
a dress shirt underneath it, right or wrong? Yeah? Sometimes,
(17:52):
So before you put on a dress shirt, you put
on your T shirt. Okay, your T shirt, and then
you put on your dress shirt. So now you got
to T shirt and a dress shirt, and then you
put on the sweater on top of that. So the
T shirt and the regular guy shirt just go get
all the sweat and steak. Why haven't washed the sweater.
Speaker 1 (18:10):
I'm in no way con donating Cosby in any way
because he's a sick. Oh he is still alive, right
or did he die? He's still He's out a prison.
Now he got released. Remember, well I know that I
hear he's blind and yeah, well uh he I'm telling
those type of sweaters. We all know what type.
Speaker 2 (18:30):
Sol are, right, Cosby sweat busy right, Yeah, they had
leather off.
Speaker 1 (18:34):
I think you this winner should bring back the Cosby sweat.
We can't call it the Cosby.
Speaker 2 (18:39):
Sweater, well you can. No Cosby sweater is a an act.
Well I gotta stop it, right, Okay, So I'm gonna
go on Amazon and see if you can still get
Cosby sweater.
Speaker 1 (18:50):
I will wear I'm with I'm with gus on five
times for dress pants or trousers. For dress pants, if
I don't get anything on them, I will hang them
back up on the crease.
Speaker 2 (19:03):
Pants and trousers.
Speaker 1 (19:05):
Dress pants and trousers. There's a big difference between dress
pants and trousers.
Speaker 2 (19:10):
Like what.
Speaker 1 (19:12):
Dress pants is a dress pant and a trouser is
a trouser? Thank you, thank you, thank thank god. I'm
honing myself. Uh, but dress pants I will, I will.
I will wear them five times, I think because usually
if I'm in dress pants, I'm somewhere nice whatever. But
if I'm eating around Dwight, then there's gonna be food
(19:33):
that's not just gonna go in his clothes, It'll get
on ours. So let's take that pair of shorts you
got on right now. Yes, how you're wearing it today?
How many more times will you wear I'm two, I'm
a two times on the shore, say I'm two like
the the dockers that I in here, I will wear
those twice. The jeans are twice, and then it's going
on jeans are jeans are again? That definitely what I'm doing.
(19:55):
If I'm cutting the grass or I'm working outside, then
I wash them. But jeans I can go three, four times.
I can go a week. If I wear a couple
of times in a week, I wash them at the
end of the week, same pair of jeans. I wish
that clothes would put a little on a bark, not
a bar code, but a QR code in the instead
of the size and the manufacturer. They should put a
(20:16):
If you love a pair of pants, you should be
able to bar not barcoke QR code it and order
another pair.
Speaker 2 (20:23):
Found Cosby sweaters. Here's here's one for thirty five bucks
thirty four to nine. I think you should bring them back.
Last item, we don't have any of these yeah, go ahead, bras.
Most women do not wash bras, but I don't know.
A couple of times a year Sison does, and she
hangs them up everywhere. Like I walk in the bathroom.
(20:44):
It's like going in a hunt of house and getting
hit in theo.
Speaker 1 (20:46):
I think it's the time of the year, in the summer.
You probably got to wash that bral, you think, Yeah, yeah,
I would think so. It could probably get stinky.
Speaker 2 (20:57):
No, my wife doesn't sweat. She glistens, got it a lot?
Speaker 1 (21:04):
Boy?
Speaker 2 (21:04):
Does she listen?
Speaker 1 (21:06):
I returned the favor gus on all of the text
message that Dwight has been sending me. I returned the
favor this weekend because we had Steepleton come over and
put our sauna back together. It's been a part for years,
and Jackie was just like, get that thing back together.
We got to get in the sauna and we send
a picture to Dwight in the sauna from the sauna,
(21:29):
so I can be naughty too. It didn't show anything.
It didn't show anything. Hey what nothing back after this
on news radio eight forty wha give me your phone,
give me your phone?
Speaker 2 (21:42):
Here I go? You ready?
Speaker 1 (21:45):
Did you please stop?
Speaker 2 (21:48):
Who sings the song me and Kevin Cronin singing this
song forty whs. Dwight witting to you, Andy Gus Allen
rolling on through your Monday, get it, keep on.
Speaker 1 (22:01):
Money has been a good show. A lot of people
are moving slow because the louder in life. Heck John
William Alden, the third smart guy. He took Monday off
after being out there for four days straight. I think Austin.
Austin did well out there too. He's got to go
out there now and bring all the stuff back.
Speaker 2 (22:18):
That's where he is now. I pulled these questions originally
for a contest, you know, but I thought, you know what,
let's not give away all the concert tickets and we'll
put them on eBay. I'm just kidding. I'll get new questions.
I want to ask you all some of these questions.
I think they're interesting.
Speaker 1 (22:36):
I googled and you can do your in a second.
Just interrupt you here. Yesterday I was looking for topics
this week and I saw a story on one of
the things that was invented that changed the world, and
they it was the invent It was the invention came
by accident, like they were trying to do something else
and they came up with whatever. So I googled things
(22:57):
that were invented by accident and the.
Speaker 2 (22:59):
List go, Oh, I gotta see this.
Speaker 1 (23:02):
Oh it's a ton of things. You're like, are you
kidding me? It's that's that's humans, right, we're trying to
do this.
Speaker 2 (23:08):
Wait with this was just like viagra that was for us.
Speaker 1 (23:12):
That was pressure pressure medicine, and they noticed they noticed
something else.
Speaker 2 (23:17):
Wait a minute, it might be good for this as well.
I've been teasing this. Let's go ahead and get it
out there. Uh. Next year, Louder than Life, Bourbon and
Beyond News just just in Uh, they're gonna flip flop weekends.
Speaker 1 (23:32):
Louder first, Bourbon second.
Speaker 2 (23:33):
Yeah, Louder than Life will go September the seventeenth through
the twentieth, and then Bourbon and Beyond is back September
twenty fourth through twenty seventh.
Speaker 1 (23:43):
I wonder if that's a banded, little driven issue, But
you would want to do Bourbon. My my thinking is
you want to do Bourbon first because it's a smaller, smaller,
and they had probably a couple of hundred thousand or
one hundred and fifty thousand people or four days, and
then the then Loud is huge.
Speaker 2 (24:00):
So yeah, but we don't know who, Yo, Danny Whimmer.
Speaker 1 (24:04):
I don't want to call Bourbon and Beyond a soft open.
Speaker 2 (24:07):
What no Bourbon and Beyond. You don't know who there?
There might be some huge headliner. Oh right, burb Beyond
presents Taylor Swift?
Speaker 1 (24:17):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (24:18):
Or what about the led Zeppelins?
Speaker 1 (24:22):
No, you never know, it's never gonna happen.
Speaker 2 (24:24):
We kind of know.
Speaker 1 (24:25):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (24:25):
These are some random trivia questions I pulled to use
to give crap away with.
Speaker 1 (24:30):
Kids, Say Rando. These are's some Rando questions.
Speaker 2 (24:34):
Hey, Tony, Yeah, I'm fifty seven years old. Uh. The
human sneeze can travel one hundred and sixty feet and
contain forty thousand droplets.
Speaker 1 (24:48):
You know what?
Speaker 2 (24:49):
So take that for your little six feet radius.
Speaker 1 (24:52):
I still have COVID reflux here, So I heard this
a million times during COVID. What was the doctor? What
was the guy Fuci Faucich here in the room?
Speaker 2 (25:05):
You sneeze, sneeze? He had forty thousand dropped it, Tony, I.
Speaker 1 (25:14):
Do not miss him coming in the studio.
Speaker 2 (25:15):
I don't miss him either, y'all gotta what's it called
in Voca's name? Focus?
Speaker 1 (25:22):
He we did, We did, several of us, said Fauci
one more time. Bears said it again.
Speaker 2 (25:29):
Oh, the longest recorded distance for a paper airplane flight
to uh two hundred and twenty six feet ten inches.
Speaker 1 (25:36):
That seems short.
Speaker 2 (25:37):
No, two hundred twenty six for a paper airplane.
Speaker 1 (25:39):
What are the schematics of this? Did they get to
throw it off on top of something else?
Speaker 2 (25:45):
Regular?
Speaker 1 (25:46):
I tried to make a paint big giant paper airplane
and Keith the Beef love Yeah, he I thought I
could because you know the old studios of professional towers
overlooked waters and expressway. I thought I could fly it
over idiot the expressways. Okay uh? And then I started it. Yes,
(26:06):
we tried it. We went all the way to the top.
It's seven stories high, professional towers and DuPont and I
started to think, thank god, it didn't make it. It
didn't even make it to the expressway. Shocking. But I
was like, this is the start of a Chips episode,
of course, where the thing lands on somebody's wind last
turned over and it exploded.
Speaker 2 (26:27):
Right. Yes, I can't see out my window because this
paper Should I pull over or should I run into
the back of this maneuver?
Speaker 1 (26:33):
Truck, so Keith the beef love was twenty dollars richer.
Speaker 2 (26:37):
The middle finger, that's this one tony right here, I
see it, and this one on this hand.
Speaker 1 (26:42):
Thank you'll see that one.
Speaker 2 (26:44):
The middle finger is the longest finger because it grows
the fastest. What these two fingers here?
Speaker 1 (26:56):
Some people that flip people off. They have a long,
weird little fingers. It looked like et and it's like, Ooh,
I don't know. I just don't do that again, yeh.
Speaker 2 (27:04):
Mouth the words next time, don't do that again. The
deepest swimming pool in the world. The deepest swimming pool
in the world's one hundred and ninety six feet deep,
one hundred ninety six feet deep. It's located in Poland.
It was supposed to be one hundred ninety six feet long,
but they had a blueprint sideways.
Speaker 1 (27:24):
Is that a Polish jilke?
Speaker 2 (27:26):
I haven't done a Polish joke since the seventies. Figured
I'll throw a spike one in there.
Speaker 1 (27:30):
I mean, we grew up with Polish jokes.
Speaker 2 (27:32):
These poor Polish people. I felt horrible for him.
Speaker 1 (27:35):
I can't even say what we used to call them.
Speaker 2 (27:37):
No s gip ahead, give ahead, the first speed limit
was enacted in Britain. It was eighteen sixty five. What
did they set what did they set the speed limit at?
Speaker 1 (27:48):
Fifteen miles an hour?
Speaker 2 (27:49):
That's nice? What two miles an hour when you're in town? Wow,
listen to this.
Speaker 1 (27:57):
You walk faster than that, I think even with that
boot a cloud.
Speaker 2 (28:01):
Listen to this, one man, This is kind of kind
of wild. A cloud can weigh over one million pounds,
but it's still a float through the air density.
Speaker 1 (28:10):
Don't we have some sort of science music theme for this.
Speaker 2 (28:13):
Let's just about over?
Speaker 1 (28:15):
Thank god? I mean yeah, yeah, oh no, there we go.
What was the cloud?
Speaker 2 (28:22):
What a cloud can weigh over one million pounds? I
think that's fake news? Fake news?
Speaker 1 (28:32):
Yeah, thank you for that A million and one. We'll
see you tomorrow. We start the show tomorrow at nine
oh five with Pat Kelsey University of Louisville fighting Cardinal
basketball coach. So that should be fun. It's all part
of the Catholic People's society. Back later tomorrow morning with
more gus. Thank you for producing Buddy and sitting in
(28:53):
for Johnny Boy for Dwight Whitting. I'm Tony everybody, and
it's news rady to wait forty eight. Whas I love you,
Ma
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