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Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, folks, we are on the road this morning.
And by the way, that Tony Dwight chill brought you
by the Kentucky Offensive Highway Safety. Please buckle up and
put the phone down. Jefferson Animal Hospital. We are here
today to celebrate and let you know about what's going
on tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
Dwight, that's right, we are and there's always a beautiful
day down here at Jefferson Animal Hospital. Listen, if your
dog or cat, your dog is over fifty pounds or
cat's over ten pounds, they qualify to be a blood donor.
And that's a big deal. And here's why. Every donation
saves four to six other pets life.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
That's crazy, that's huge.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
And there's benefits for you too, your dog, your cat,
if they're in this program. There's benefits for you and
your pet as well because they get free examinations, vaccines,
and more. Find out more at Jefferson Animal.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
Does the dog or cat that donates blood do they
get a little snack like they do humans, like a
ding dong or a receis cup or something like that.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
Yes, many of them request a began strip.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
Oh, began strip.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
Yeah, that's we're a pig here.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
We'll talk to some folks here from a wonderful operation
here at Jefferson Animal Hospital. Twenty four hours that's when
they're open. So if you have an emergency in the
middle of the night, I mean, I know, pet owners,
you just go crazy. You're like, I need somewhere now.
And they have taken care of people for fifty years,
so they're the best. And you won't believe this operation.
If you walk through this place, it's bigger than most
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emergency rooms, Like if you go to a hospital, it's crazy.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
All right.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
I do want to mention next weekend. Next weekend we'll
broadcast live on Friday from Bowmanfest. Bowmanfest has everything basically planes, helicopters,
military vehicles. It's one of the more popular things they
do out at Bowmanfield, one of the oldest, if not
the oldest airfield in America. Aerol Battocks Show is happening.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
That'll be cool.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
Yeah, they got due it twice a day, so that
is next weekend.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
You think they'll have a red bear and I haven't
seen a red baron in a lot. They often show
up at some of these things.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
I'd like to go. I'd like to have one of
those mini planes, the little not drones, but many planes
like they have, you know, and then have the snoopy
battle the red baron. Who wins? Now? I don't want
to be judgy wudge, but yeah, and when I was heavier,
I was judgy pudgy, but I don't want to.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
Well you've been heavier than that? Wow?
Speaker 1 (02:28):
Well that's you know what on a Friday? Where are
you coming from with this? I thought this Lion's man
was working and.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
Let's talk about it here in a second. Okay, Well
what's going on?
Speaker 1 (02:37):
All right? So I again, We've got a lot of
stories to get to, but I want to start with this.
There is a there's a thing called a silent disco.
Have you ever seen? Have you ever heard of that? Before?
I have ed? Have you ever been in a room
where the silent disco is going on?
Speaker 2 (02:51):
I haven't, but I would imagine it would just be
a bunch of shuffling and maybe some heavy breathing.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
I would be you're not wrong. I would be interested,
You're not wrong.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
I would be really sincerely interested to find out what
it looked like. It's sad like, and they're not wrong.
Everybody's listening to their own music and shuffling around. So
I would imagine shuffling.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
And uh, for people that don't know a sound disco
is you go into let's say it's a high school
gym and it's a it's a mixer and there's supposed
to be a dance. Uh. The DJ plays three different
songs at the same time that you get headphones and
you choose red, blue, or yellow, right, And so you
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choose blue, and your headphones light up blue, all right,
and that song is playing. So everyone has headphones on.
Wait a minute, so there's no music playing in the gym,
all right, So you can so, but you have identified
yourself of listening to one of the three songs yellow, red,
or blue.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
See. I was hopeful that that would be my saving grace,
that no one would know what song I was dancing
to that horrible rhythm, yes, and they could see me
and go, good lord, what the hell is he doing? Well,
we don't know what song he's listening to? Is yeah, judge,
is he having a stroke? What's going on? My headphones
are showing what song? They can just click over? Go
what what.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
Is that going on?
Speaker 2 (04:10):
Right?
Speaker 1 (04:10):
Wrong? With? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (04:11):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (04:11):
No, So you identify with that people seem to love it.
There's a local guy seems like a nice young man
that owns Louisville Silent Disco dot com or whatever, and
he goes around and does it. I think there's a
big event this weekend. But it is strange. It's a
strange for somebody that went to a lot of dances
and mister Disco and all that, or went roller skating.
Whether it's music blasting all over the place, it's an interest.
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It's I will say, at fifty six years old, it's weird.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
I would like to take my phone and make video
of one of these.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
And you have to have the sound on. You have
to have the sound on because all you hear is
really like clothes rustling, rustling, and like you said, heavy breathing.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
That's why I want to see it.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
So again, not judging, but it seems a little weird.
I just think that it feeds into that generation of
you know, they they isolate themselves, right, They want to
be in their own little world. They always wear headphones.
They've they've never known a world where they didn't have
big old headphones on and ignoring the rest of the planet.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
Yeah, I'm looking at laptops because sput Nick, oh Scott,
I hate.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
I don't know if you're not, you're not.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
But one of the things so on all the reviews of.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
I love you Sputnik so much, boy, look at it.
Speaker 2 (05:26):
But listen, if so I started doing looking at other computers,
they're just as big as sput Nick.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
Oh boy.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
And uh the reviews on every one of them, they
talk about how they watch television and watch movies on
the laptop. Yes, you know, the verified reviews of the
people that bought it. I just think it's fascinating when
we have you can get a ninety inch high definition
four K flat screen for under a grand. Now, yeah,
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and people are watching movies on their phones. That is true.
I just don't understand that is true. I just I
can't comprehend why that is true. Look at this.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
I don't know about movies. I don't know about movies.
I will watch a movie on a plane from my phone.
Well of course, yeah, bigeon hole, I right, and I
just prop it up on whatever a cup or whatever,
and uh and I watch a movie which is great.
And I always thought, because that was one of the
ones that I bought this laptop I have because it
was like, dude, this is four K. You're gonna be
able to watch our movies in it. And I thought,
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I'll watch movies all the time on it. I really
don't uless I'm on the road, I can if you're
in your hotel room and you can't figure out what
channel is what on the damn TV because they don't have.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
The we all when we we vacation in Mexico exclusively,
when we're in Mexico, you're limited on what channels have
English that we're hardly ever in the room. It's a
big deal. But you know, we watched stuff off our
tablets because if not, you're gonna have to watch Spanish
sex in the city.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
And I got to tell you though, I got to
tell you though, listening to a U L basketball game
overseas where it's in Spanish is fantastic.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
Well, I'll tell you this. We haven't experienced basket.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
All but say both don't that Peinton Teama?
Speaker 2 (07:04):
We did we uh drowing our honeymoon? Remember Tim Tebow?
Speaker 1 (07:08):
Yes, of course he's still around, you know, Yeah, no,
I don't.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
But in the NFL. In the NFL, so they were
making a run in the NFL, and.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
Oh why you gotta bring that up.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
Bro got married in December.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
You gotta bring that up.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
Oh, oh, I forgot what forget what team? They're making
a run against somebody in Pittsburgh anyway, regardless. Uh so
we're watching the game in Mexico and everything's in Spanish
except for this. You're here t ball Yeah, time and
then go back to Spanish. We're like, well, I guess
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Tebow did something.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
Good from Oh I love it. I love it all.
Speaker 2 (07:45):
Right.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
Here's a good idea that probably should have happened before Louisville.
This is from WDRB. Louisville considers adding fully trained police
force to city park system. Right now, Louisville has just
one ranger covering one hundred and twenty park works.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
Does that seem like a perfect job for me? As
a matter of fact, I said that to Susan, the
park ranger. Park ranger, I go out at, Hey, what
are you squirrels doing over there? He one nut per squirrel?
You know, just whatever it is keeping the law and
order in the forest. Hey, what are you out?
Speaker 1 (08:14):
I think most of the animals.
Speaker 2 (08:16):
Look get up.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
I think most of the animals would love you too. Right,
you're a friend to the squirrel.
Speaker 2 (08:21):
Yes, I would bring them wheat rain.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
This would if I get the hat I'm in. I
think it'd be I get the park ranger hat.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
I think it'd be a great job.
Speaker 1 (08:33):
Yeah, I do too.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
I bet it's gonna be one of these deals where
you need a degree.
Speaker 1 (08:36):
And well no that Well here's the deal. So again,
one ranger, one hundred and twenty parks. So there's a
new ordinance that they.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
Want, but one riot, one ranger.
Speaker 1 (08:49):
Yeah. New ordinance would raise the bar here. Instead of
requiring only a high school diploma and a minimum age
of twenty one, sit in the bar. Low there, applicants
are twenty one? Yes? Do you have a pulls? Yes?
Do you have a driver's license? Yes? Okay, you're right.
Applicants would need to already be certified police officers, giving
them the same training and arrest powers of l MPD. Wow,
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I think on a more serious note here, Yeah, how
many homicides if we had at the parks on the
river or parks in the south side, Oh, on the
other side of the river.
Speaker 2 (09:23):
Like, I'll give you one better, get ready this go.
It's called cross referencing.
Speaker 1 (09:29):
Thank you.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
When we get off the air I want you to
cross reference. Yes, all of those murders in Louisville and
Jefferson County parks against John William Auden the third visiting
those parks.
Speaker 1 (09:43):
That's true.
Speaker 2 (09:44):
It's it's stunning good.
Speaker 1 (09:47):
Oh hey, good morning, John william I'm.
Speaker 2 (09:49):
Your two years. It's the Jim Shorts killer.
Speaker 1 (09:53):
It's the Jim Shorts killer.
Speaker 2 (09:54):
We were talking about different John william On the third.
We were talking about John william On the third from accounting.
Okay about you.
Speaker 1 (10:01):
See, in the old days they would just put the
map with the city parks and then pins and then
yarn that would all connect to John Alden.
Speaker 2 (10:10):
But then in the eighties got more advanced. Okay, so
here's what they would do. They would have a map
where all the little dots were where the murders were,
and then they would take a piece of plastic down
over the top of it that had all the job visits. Hey,
real quick, going back to the uh, going back to
Bowman Fest, Matt Conway, they do have a red baron.
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Oh my lord, that's what.
Speaker 1 (10:37):
Well, we'll be there next Friday and the mayor.
Speaker 2 (10:39):
I think I'm a dressed up like snoopy, just a mayor.
Speaker 1 (10:41):
The mayor cannot be on with us today, so we're
gonna push it to next Friday and hopefully he will
come out to Bowman Fest and hang.
Speaker 2 (10:48):
Out with Is he going to fly a plane that
that's just the No, well, that's just the rumor.
Speaker 1 (10:52):
Are you getting in the plane that he's flying. Oh yeah,
I'm not getting the plane. Miners just been a pilot forever.
I'm not getting in that plane neither.
Speaker 2 (11:00):
Let me Terry, but.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
Not not a chance, Bud.
Speaker 2 (11:03):
Well, most people can't attempt this, but I'm Terry Miners.
Next thing, you know.
Speaker 1 (11:08):
Uh, I think this is a great idea, and I
don't know why. Look, LMPD patrols those parks, but if
you had a dedicated police force for just the parks,
because there are a lot of crimes going on and
they want the parks to be for park stuff, grilling
out with your family, hanging out, uh, you know, jet skiing,
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whatever it is off these the parks in the River
and of course inland whatever this.
Speaker 2 (11:36):
If this would have been implemented in the.
Speaker 1 (11:38):
Eighties, yeah, oh, we'd be in big trouble.
Speaker 2 (11:41):
We wouldn't have had we wouldn't have had the camp
Crystal Lake catastrophe. Oh you're right, so I mean it's
it's overdue if you ask me.
Speaker 1 (11:50):
Yeah, I used to. We used to do the We'd
go late at night, after midnight to ev Obama right
because it really wasn't as nice as it was a
gravel lot and a little bit part of the beach
on the river, and after midnight we would go down there,
build a bonfire and shart drinking. I cannot believe that
we weren't run out of there more often because you
had the woods next door, so if they ran us off,
we would just run through the woods and wait it
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out and come back and get our car.
Speaker 2 (12:13):
We all hung at Airquoi Park and of course Waverley Park,
but then also the Greenwood boat docks. You just go
down there. It's a parking lot and a boat dock.
But we would go there and park and would be
filled up with people just the allure of war. Teenagers
and young people go.
Speaker 1 (12:31):
I've told you that story before when I you know,
I had the seventy two super Beetle it was a
yellow one and I took a date down to h
We went and did something, and then we went down
the river and we sat on a dock and and
you know, kind of make out. It's nineteen eighty, it's
not much to do. We're listening to Journey on the radio.
Speaker 2 (12:49):
How about Whispered Sweet Nothings?
Speaker 1 (12:53):
So I look up and two police helicopters are over
top of us, with the spotlight on this on the
dog right when we're making out, Nice girl, Nice girl,
over the sweater. So uh, we were making the helicopters
are there, and all of a sudden, ten police cars
pull up in the gravel. I'm like, what is going on? Well,
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apparently there was a yellow Volkswagen that was breaking into
boats and they thought they had got their guy. So
he goes so they start joking with us, and they're like,
and of course I'm having a couple of beers and
I'm driving my car right, So they go, how are
you opening these beer? Because I was drinking Weeder beer?
Remember Weederman beer. It was like a really thick bottle.
It was like five dollars a case. So he goes,
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there's no bottle open here. How you opening them? And
I was like, I'm an idiot, So I opened them
with my teeth and the police officer starts laughing. He goes,
you know what we're gonna do. If you can open
five of those beer bottles with your teeth, you can go.
We're gonna let you go. And they're all staying around
and laughing, and I said, okay. I started grabbing beer
bottles and chink kachink. Critigue opened five beer bottles. They
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took the rest of the case. By the way, I
knew what they were doing later. This again is the
nineteen eighties.
Speaker 2 (14:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (14:08):
Uh, and they let me go.
Speaker 2 (14:09):
They got something for when they get off work. How
did you know that when all the police came over,
they weren't just four years.
Speaker 1 (14:18):
They were not quiet about it. Sirens.
Speaker 2 (14:21):
They determined that you weren't the Volkswagen killer. They say, hey,
are the vote Swagen Kelly with no, okay.
Speaker 1 (14:28):
Of course the girl was bawling her eyes out. She
was like, I'm on this date with Tony Venetti and
a helicopter shows up, police selicopters.
Speaker 2 (14:36):
Because you know their parents, your friends said not out,
don't go out with the guy, don't do so I
was your date, sweetie.
Speaker 1 (14:42):
She was fine.
Speaker 2 (14:43):
She probably said I just won one day. What's the
worst that can happen? You got people coming outside on ropes.
Speaker 1 (14:50):
All right, pints for paws and people give blood. Bring
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if your cat's over ten pounds, which is right on
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what ten pound cats probably getting to. Uh yeah, it
could be.
Speaker 2 (15:15):
No, listen, it could be a cat with a thyroid problem.
Stop cat shaming.
Speaker 1 (15:19):
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Speaker 1 (17:27):
Big high school football is tonight.
Speaker 2 (17:29):
Oh it's creepy old guy Bowl this tonight.
Speaker 1 (17:31):
R for some of you that judge Judgy Wudgie.
Speaker 2 (17:34):
Hey, how long? I graduated forty five years ago with
this letterman jacket still fits? It does.
Speaker 1 (17:41):
Yesterday it was our CEO luncheon, and I understand that
you were making fun of me while I was off
the area yesterday.
Speaker 2 (17:47):
No, I was spitting mad facts, as the kids like
to call it.
Speaker 1 (17:52):
Eight million dollars. Yesterday we raised over six hundred thousand
dollars in one hour. That goes to tuition assistance for
families all over there.
Speaker 2 (18:01):
Last night I did the Doss fundraiser and we raised
six hundred and fifty one thousand.
Speaker 1 (18:08):
Really, yeah, I thought you were going to say six
hundred and fifty one dollars, But.
Speaker 2 (18:13):
I'm not good with decimals. I'm not sure it could
be very well could be, Yeah, that could be.
Speaker 1 (18:17):
And Pat Kelsey talked at the luncheon because he's a
big Catholic from Cincinnati.
Speaker 2 (18:21):
So there's pictures of this on mine and your Facebook
page and it looks like Pat Kelsey's doing some kind
of a raw raw fire up because he's down.
Speaker 1 (18:29):
He was talking about fighting Pope, the head coach at
UK on Catholic Pope.
Speaker 2 (18:33):
We need to make that clear. Well, thank you, John,
Thank you John.
Speaker 1 (18:38):
That's why you're there in that seat, John William Mouldling
the third, because you're the exact You were exactly right.
Because some people go, oh tiny, they're cool.
Speaker 2 (18:45):
The pool of all the venues for him to do
that as a Catholic people's foundation, that's right fundraiser.
Speaker 1 (18:51):
But he was saying, no, he loves Pope. He thinks
Pope is a very competitive person. But he was joking
because social media had said that they got in a
huge argument because they ran into each other and a
recruiting thing and he was like, of course not. He
was like, he goes, but that would be great, but
he goes. I have a lot of respect for him.
But that pose was him doing punches in the US.
He goes, we need a UFC fight with me and Pop.
Speaker 2 (19:12):
It would be kind of fun.
Speaker 1 (19:13):
Yeah, well a little dude. He pope's got about one
hundred pounds on him.
Speaker 2 (19:16):
Oh wait, you know what they say since where Jefferson
Animal Hospital. It's not the size of the dog that's fighting,
it's the size of the fight and the dog.
Speaker 1 (19:26):
APM at Cardinals Stadium to hey, hey, Scrubby number one
Trinity versus number two Saint X. It's going to be
a good game, folks.
Speaker 2 (19:34):
Hey, Mike, what are you doing? Oh no, think about
going to look at watching a bunch of teenage boys
run around and play football?
Speaker 1 (19:41):
What about you? Stupid? You're so stupid?
Speaker 2 (19:44):
All right? Speaking of the pope host stadium of people
hating me.
Speaker 1 (19:48):
I know, oll they already do you know that?
Speaker 2 (19:51):
Oh that's right, you're right.
Speaker 1 (19:53):
Speaking of the Pope. The Pope has said no to
the AI version of him. Remember we talked about how
unlucky the AI version of us would be, Like, oh great,
you're the version of Tom Brady. I'm the AI version
of Tony Venetti.
Speaker 2 (20:09):
Witten is his? Is it his choice? So? And anybody
can make an AI.
Speaker 1 (20:13):
No, that's exactly right. No, But he says you don't
do that because remember we we we talked about this
with there was a church that had an AI Jesus
and you could ask the questions and it would it
mined the Bible to answer the questions. And people are like, yeah,
I don't think so.
Speaker 2 (20:31):
Uh. Tom made who By the way, the guy's brilliant
and constantly reinventing and adding to what he does. He
started interviews last year with actual people from history that
have passed. For example, you know John Wilkes Booth or whoever.
Abraham Lincoln was actually one of them too, right, And
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it's through AI and a picture. He interviews the picture
and has a conversation with Tom. Colonel Sanders. He did
Wane with Colonel Sanders.
Speaker 1 (21:02):
That's a little crazy.
Speaker 2 (21:04):
It's crazy and it's creepy time.
Speaker 1 (21:06):
It would be a virtual audience with a AI. Pope
Leo Pope said nope to the idea. The Holy Father noted,
if there's anybody who should not be represented by an avatar,
I would say the Pope is high on the list.
I would agree with him.
Speaker 2 (21:23):
He gave him the Pope Nope, nope, thank you John.
Speaker 1 (21:30):
You know what, take five dollars out of the bat
when you get back to the studio.
Speaker 2 (21:35):
Nope, gets five dollars. I like it.
Speaker 1 (21:37):
No, I like it.
Speaker 2 (21:38):
No, I like it.
Speaker 1 (21:39):
I think it fits. No, you get five bucks if
you remember this by Monday. But you won't. I won't,
so he says, I am not again not authorizing that.
All right, we're gonna take a short break. When we
come back, we'll have more from Jefferson Animal Hospital. If
you want to come by and say hi, you can't.
Don't forget. They're open twenty four hours a day for
your animal.
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Oh look Row News Radio eight forty whas Jefferson aw Hospital.
That's where we're at today.
Speaker 1 (23:20):
A wonderful morning.
Speaker 2 (23:21):
Beautiful morning. It's going to be even better tomorrow Saturday,
nine am to three pm. Let's do some good for
the neighborhood. Pints for Pauls and for people. You can
come on by and give your blood donation, your people
donation to the Red Cross, and you can find out
more about the pet Blood Bank, which is beautiful let's
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do some Hollywood. We'll get some Olivia Newton John online.
Love it. Let's do what. It's her birthday, so we'll
come back.
Speaker 1 (23:48):
She's not alive, no, but it's her birthday.
Speaker 2 (23:51):
She would have been, Okay, find out how old coming
up later in the show. Find out how old Olivia
Newton John would have been? And what that for your weekend? Oh?
Thank you TV.
Speaker 1 (24:03):
Scare people too.
Speaker 2 (24:05):
Well, I don't know who this is. Maybe we'll ask
Matty mccorkor or maybe you know or Gus knows. Go
with it, ray J? Any idea who ray J is?
Speaker 1 (24:12):
That's just that. That's all I get is ray J.
Speaker 2 (24:14):
That's all you get that. That's what it goes by.
Speaker 1 (24:17):
I'm pretty sure he sang a song called sexy can I.
Speaker 2 (24:21):
Oh that ray J? Of course.
Speaker 1 (24:23):
Now, I had a friend that was a little person
in eighth grade. His name was ray J.
Speaker 2 (24:27):
I had Ray Ray.
Speaker 1 (24:29):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (24:29):
I know.
Speaker 1 (24:29):
His name was Ray Ray.
Speaker 2 (24:30):
A lot of Ray Ray, A lot of Ray Rays. No.
I heard ray J the first time. I said somebody
talking about Ray Ray yeah, And I was like, wait, wait,
I know Ray Ray. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (24:39):
They put Ray Ray in the mascot for the UH
football games.
Speaker 2 (24:42):
Who knew there was more than one ray Ray ray J, though, however,
is claiming he's working with federal authorities on a RICO
case against Kim Kardashian and Chris Jenner. Uh that's right.
As Maddy mccorkory says, what uh the live stream he
did with TMZ said, the federal RICO I'm about to
(25:03):
drop on Kim and Chris is going to be crazy.
He warned. Anybody that is cool with Kim they need
to tell her right now the Feds are coming. It's
worse than Ditty? What ray J?
Speaker 1 (25:15):
He hinted, all how could it be worse than Ditty?
I don't think there's anything worse. You got to go
back to the Roman days even to get worse than Diddy.
Speaker 2 (25:24):
Even the Romans would blush. What in the world? Allegedly
allegedly allegedly, But ray J also hinted that there could
be major racketeering charges against Kim cardall again.
Speaker 1 (25:39):
Uh, just like the Comber Uh, just like the Comber indictment.
The Feds are a ninety percent conviction rate, so they
don't indict you unless they have you. Okay, there's going
to be some exterminating extreminating, exterminating, yes, exterminating situations, sensitive situations.
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But ninety percent commission or conviction rate, that's that is U.
That's a pretty high rate there. So that looks like
they're again. I saw a funny meme the other day
with Howard Cosell and he had OJ Simpson and and
who's not Kardashian but Chris Jenner, Yeah, Bruce Jenner on
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either side.
Speaker 2 (26:25):
I don't know who Bruce Jenner is.
Speaker 1 (26:28):
Uh, he was a person he won the cathlon called
nineteen seventy.
Speaker 2 (26:33):
Oh, they call it dead naming people though, if you
call a guy that puts on a dress.
Speaker 1 (26:39):
I don't know if I need to inform you. I
don't live in that world.
Speaker 2 (26:42):
God so underdeveloped.
Speaker 1 (26:45):
But it said, boy, if you could go back in
time and tell o J Simpson and Bruce Jenner, Boy,
can I tell you what's happening in the future these
two guys. That's funny, right, yeah, right, yeah, dude, Yeah,
ray J is the R and B singer Brandy's brother
is what John said, Oh, Brandy wmz's not the fine girl, Brandy.
Speaker 2 (27:08):
You'll refine fine Boston Montgomery says he's also for a
famous for a adult tape.
Speaker 1 (27:17):
Oh, well, him and everyone else.
Speaker 2 (27:20):
If you don't know who Kim Kardashian is, she's famous
for inventing the large rear end.
Speaker 1 (27:25):
That's true.
Speaker 2 (27:26):
Uh Ball, Spaceballs? Did the table read?
Speaker 1 (27:30):
I hope they don't do it. They're gonna be doing
It's gonna be bad.
Speaker 2 (27:34):
Good news for you if you're a fan of the
nineteen eighty seven comedy classics Spaceball. Production of Space Boss
Too is officially underway. A cast photo was released yesterday
showing a script read through. The last time that melt
Brooks directed was nineteen ninety five.
Speaker 1 (27:49):
Isn't he one hundred years old?
Speaker 2 (27:50):
He's up there. It's got to be at least one hundred, yeah,
or no, at least i'd say ninety. I meant he's
ninety nine.
Speaker 1 (27:56):
Yeah, he's gotta be old. Yeah, But okay, this is
in the genre of Airplane. Do you think that if
they redid Airplane with the same jokes? Do you look?
It was hilarious for us in seventy eight it but this,
but younger people today would be like, I don't get it.
Speaker 2 (28:14):
He's the same age as my father would have been
ninety he's ninety nine.
Speaker 1 (28:17):
Ninety nine or nineteen twenty, so I had a pretty
good guess. Yeah, he's almost a centurion.
Speaker 2 (28:23):
Listen, when this doesn't work out, and it won't, you'll
get a great job at the fair guessing way to
an age.
Speaker 1 (28:29):
I think that's a good job.
Speaker 2 (28:31):
It was a great job. The last time the mel
Brooks director was nineteen ninety five. Rick Moranis. The last
time he acted was nineteen ninety seven with Honey I
Shruck Kid.
Speaker 1 (28:41):
Is there anybody in their lives that just says, baby,
don't don't do that. Don't do it. You can't go
back to the well.
Speaker 2 (28:49):
I wouldn't. I mean, here, I'll watch it when it
comes on.
Speaker 1 (28:51):
Team name one of these movies that they've gone back
to the well over the last decade that that was
funny and worked out.
Speaker 2 (28:56):
It was not Ghostbuster, No.
Speaker 1 (28:59):
No, zero, it's the answer is zero. Uh well, okay,
happy Gilmour, I thought was pretty good.
Speaker 2 (29:07):
I thought was a turd. Okay, here's one top gun Maverick.
Speaker 1 (29:12):
Oh no, no, no, I'm talking about comedy. I'm sorry,
I'm keeping the comedy here.
Speaker 2 (29:15):
Comedy.
Speaker 1 (29:15):
I can't think of a if they did Redid Airplane,
do you think it would land.
Speaker 2 (29:20):
No, I wouldn't go that's a good pun, by the way, thank.
Speaker 1 (29:24):
You, thank you, good pun, thank you. But it wouldn't.
It wouldn't because most people are younger than us would go, yeah,
I don't get it, and people our age would go, okay, yeah,
this is the same stuff.
Speaker 2 (29:35):
Yeah, I wouldn't go that's a great maybe we'll take calls.
Speaker 1 (29:39):
Well, I'm telling you right, so yes, I think it's funny.
Speaker 2 (29:42):
For a comedy that you went back to that was justice.
Speaker 1 (29:44):
You can't know. It's a different time. It's it's just
a different times. So we Uh, surely you can't be serious.
I am, and stop calling me Shirley. We laughed our
butts off on that one. It's not gonna get the
laugh you get now.
Speaker 2 (29:56):
Correct. But in all fairness, we may have been chemically
altered when we were laughing.
Speaker 1 (30:02):
Uh, in the seventies, most people were. But uh, but no,
I wish we were in I wish we were all
in these meetings going no, no, no, no, you're ninety
nine years old. You can't direct him produce some movie.
Speaker 2 (30:15):
Leonardo DiCaprio, he is uh. He was on a podcast yesterday,
New Heights with Travis and Jason Kelsey, he said when
he started out his uh, he said, his agent told
him that his name was too ethnic, Leonardo DiCaprio and
originally wanted to name him Lenny Williams. It would have
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been a totally different back up.
Speaker 1 (30:39):
You know what, you know what the story is here?
What podcast is he on? The Kelsey Brothers? Right? Okay,
well that's where I'm telling you. That's where that that
is a The Kelsey Brothers are that podcast?
Speaker 2 (30:50):
Is? Hey, git only because of Taylor or Swift?
Speaker 1 (30:55):
No? No, no, those two guys were pretty good. No,
he helps, Yes, Taylor Swift helped you about that.
Speaker 2 (31:00):
Yes, but do you think that there Do you think
that Kelsey's would be as popular without Taylor Swift?
Speaker 1 (31:07):
Nod answers don't, but they would still be popular.
Speaker 2 (31:10):
Hey, you know, now we can't afford Taylor Swift. But
imagine if you and I somehow got connected to Taylor
Dane from the eighties, maybe it would be half as
popular as the Kelsey's.
Speaker 1 (31:23):
I think she'd do it for a gravecase. Do you
think crave case? In a case of old Milwaukee?
Speaker 2 (31:28):
Do you think Taylor Dane's not too busy to do
anything right now?
Speaker 1 (31:31):
Taylor Dane probably looks like a great Dane at this point.
Speaker 2 (31:34):
Hey man, it's one of my dream girls. Taylor Dane.
You can't talk to her talk about her that way.
Speaker 1 (31:40):
And great Danes. I don't get it. Why do you
have a horse in your house? Uh?
Speaker 2 (31:44):
I means a great Dane? Is Sherry Knight in sales?
Speaker 1 (31:48):
She does not. She has a great Dane.
Speaker 2 (31:51):
And her great Dane is like ten years old.
Speaker 1 (31:53):
Now I know they probably don't live long because they're
they're so huge.
Speaker 2 (31:58):
Hi, this is our pet secretariat, Lenny Williams.
Speaker 1 (32:04):
It would be funny if you named your great Dane Seabiscuit.
Speaker 2 (32:09):
And okay, never mind, all right. But originally Leonardo DiCaprio's
agent wanted to name him changed his name to Lenny Williams.
If he did that, do you think it would have
altered the course of his fandom?
Speaker 1 (32:24):
No, he's no, he's no. I don't know if it
alters his fandom. But he is he is one of
the if not the best actor on the planet. I
mean he's he makes good choices. The newest movie that's
coming out, they say is fantastic.
Speaker 2 (32:38):
His girlfriend's getting ready to graduate high school.
Speaker 1 (32:42):
Well, his next, girlfriend.
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Back live on the road this afternoon on Lovely Lovely
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