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Speaker 1 (00:00):
So it's playing air drum. Yes, I am babies as
we speak.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
I am one week and one day away from being
in Cabo San.
Speaker 1 (00:08):
Lucas, one week and one day. So you're leaving what
on a Tuesday? What?
Speaker 3 (00:14):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (00:15):
Wednesday?
Speaker 3 (00:16):
Tuesday?
Speaker 1 (00:16):
Oh okay. Do they usually take an extra day off
to decompress from his decompression?
Speaker 3 (00:21):
No? No, I mean Cabos and Lucas. I come back
and that's it.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
It's like the deep divers. They go to the deep
dive and they go into the decompression chamber and then
they go out of that one into another decompression chamber.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
We don't want the bends. Could they have come up
with a different term for that instead of the bends?
Because why when they Because the bends you can die from.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
Yeah, your blood explodes.
Speaker 3 (00:41):
But it doesn't sound like the benz. Just sounds like you.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
I don't know, I don't know if that's true.
Speaker 3 (00:46):
But no, something happens.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
Something that is in your blood. Yeah, but you have
to do that.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
So Mitch Witten chimes in that yes, on the white bread, No,
on Roman meal.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
Roman meal, every kid was like, why does this bread
have sticks in it? Col all right, it felt like that.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
See I would. It got so bad I wouldn't even
call my mom. Mom, I call her Darlene.
Speaker 3 (01:10):
I got Darlene, come here. What is it with the
Roman meal?
Speaker 2 (01:14):
If you want to eat this trendy crap, go ahead,
a little fat dwight. I'm seven, Give me the bunny bread.
At least give me the wonderbread.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
The rapture is a hot topic on TikTok thanks to
a South African pastor. Are we already?
Speaker 4 (01:30):
I mean you said earlier this year that the world's
ending in twenty twenty five?
Speaker 2 (01:33):
So that's one of my favorite church jokes is because uh,
Pastor Brad always ends the sermon with a prayer.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
Pastor Brad, let's wrap about JC.
Speaker 3 (01:43):
Hey, everybody, his pastor Bred did no whatah? Get down?
Speaker 2 (01:46):
When it started to rain. He couldn't find an emu,
but he needed two of them. No, heck no he didn't.
You know what he did, right? He got two more EMUs.
Speaker 3 (01:55):
That's what he did.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
Can't have enough emu no on the boat.
Speaker 3 (01:59):
So he always move.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
So I happen to have a fifty seven year old
prostate against me urinary problems. So whenever he goes into prayer,
sometimes I will sneak out and go to the restroom,
and when I come back, I always tell my wife,
but you thought the rapture happened, didn't you.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
Rapture would be awesome. That means you don't have to
because we all were like, oh man, I wonder how
I'm gonna go out, you know how you're gonna pass away?
Now you just don't have to worry about it.
Speaker 4 (02:22):
It's like a free ride out of death.
Speaker 3 (02:23):
Yew.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
They got to float up and I'm just gonna hide.
So I hope that there's somebody there with me to go,
you know here, just don't look down.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
I just have a feeling that they're going to go. No,
Tony and Dwight, you need a little bit more cooking.
What we gotta baby, You gotta bake the cake on
you guys a little bit longer.
Speaker 3 (02:37):
What you're talking about?
Speaker 4 (02:38):
Get halfway in the air, the like, hold on a second,
isn't the.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
Movie or the book series the stand about that is
about the rapture and then how everybody copes with it afterwards, like.
Speaker 4 (02:50):
You're left behind?
Speaker 3 (02:51):
Left behind?
Speaker 4 (02:53):
Okay, yeah, okay, fifteen books.
Speaker 3 (02:55):
Yeah, no, I did really well.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
But I think planes just start falling out the sky
because like you're on a you know.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
The pilot gets raptured.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
So that's the first thing I always ask when I
get on the plane, Hey is the pilot Christian? No, Okay,
we're good, Get on, honey. I want to know two things.
Is a pilot of Christian and is skinnered on the plane?
Speaker 4 (03:14):
What does skinner have to do with anything?
Speaker 1 (03:16):
And I wonder if God he's got to pronounce it
right if he says raptor no, no, I said not
ras all back and he's chilling everybody. The newest TikTok
trend is preparing for the end of times. Uh. The
South African pastor recently said that it should arrive either
this Tuesday or Wednesday.
Speaker 4 (03:39):
I love how we're just predicting, like, oh, it's it's
this week.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
No, he had a vision that the rapture was coming.
That's the belief that obviously some Christians leave this world
behind and everybody goes to heaven and or the end
of the world. But it UH will find out tomorrow
or Wednesday.
Speaker 3 (03:59):
Yeah, as in the Bible that no man or the
Lord knows, only the Father knows when he comes back,
and he'll come back like a thief in the.
Speaker 4 (04:07):
Yes, a lot of people keep predicted. Why do you
pastors keep predicting?
Speaker 3 (04:10):
I have no idea.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
The rapture isn't in the in the Bible.
Speaker 4 (04:14):
Actual phrasing is not in the Bible.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
Early eighteen hundreds is when you first saw it. A
theologian did that, So that's not it's not actually in
the Bible. Look at his brain, his squirrel. I don't
know about that, all right, I'm sorry, it's the it's
the information that I okay, well, I have to look
got out. Maybe I got it wrong, but no, I
don't know.
Speaker 3 (04:33):
I just know what he says about the second Coming.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
Yeah, so I don't know.
Speaker 3 (04:38):
John.
Speaker 4 (04:39):
Here here's what it says, by real quick, just so
be clear with it says first Eslonians four seventeen. Then
we who are alive will be caught up together with
them in the clouds to meet the Lord in the air.
That's what people use, and they refer to the raption.
Oh okay, guys, why it's a second coming, right, that's
the interpretation of it.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
Yes, but also says that no one knows that's also
true the time or day.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
Boy, we sure could go down a rabbit Holern.
Speaker 3 (05:02):
Yeah, but we sure have you trimmed? You could what now?
Speaker 1 (05:06):
We sure could use him right now?
Speaker 3 (05:07):
Yeah? Are you kidding me? Oh boy, are you trimming
your wick?
Speaker 1 (05:11):
Uh? I had Here's what I hope the first thing
he does, like before World peace are is get rid
of the internet. Oh yeah, the Internet was a problem.
That's gone. That's my first move. I know, I'm just
a carpenter, but that's that's gone.
Speaker 2 (05:26):
Is it difficult for you guys to be away from
your phone? Because I'm weaning myself off, not anymore. And
when I first start, it was extremely difficult.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
It's just bad now.
Speaker 3 (05:35):
But it had such a hold on me.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
And I romanticize about the eighties, in the seventies, in
some of the nineties, but I'm really not romanticized. It
was better without these damn phones.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
Well again, taking the backstops away from Twitter, which is
now x is basically I rarely go to Twitter, and
anything that I post to twenty thousand people has no
It doesn't really have any legs on anything. It just doesn't.
It doesn't hit anymore because the timeline is all it's
all crazy people.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
Okay, So I thought of this yesterday too. What if, Zuckerberg,
you know how retro stuff is great? How John Aldum
the serial killer, Jim Schortz killer, how real to give
rid of that?
Speaker 3 (06:21):
Hey, Jim Schwartz can't dude.
Speaker 1 (06:24):
Yeah, he's gonna go to Daisy's school. A couple were going, oh,
you you're the serial.
Speaker 4 (06:28):
Killer, John, that's the serial killer in the radio.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
And you'll be able to hear that. You'll be able
to hear the other parents going, oh my god, he's
wearing the Jim shorts.
Speaker 3 (06:35):
That's what he wears. Way Killer wears the Jim Sortz
That's what he wears. Way Kills.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
He said, Jim Killer, Barbara, you go talk to him. No, Okay,
So here's here's where I'm going with this. Facebook has
probably been around close to twenty years, if not twenty years.
Speaker 3 (06:51):
Right, so it's a classic, like her or not? Right?
Twenty years?
Speaker 2 (06:57):
Yeah, why not go ahead and put out a retro Facebook?
Speaker 3 (07:02):
And you know they got algorithms? Will it take crap down?
Speaker 1 (07:05):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (07:06):
Make it one dogs, food, oh, girlfriend's husband, children, whatever.
It might be easily when people jump.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
I easily easily could be that way, he teased us
six years ago. Seven years ago, you did the story.
I did the story that said they're gonna they're gonna
be able to click on a setting that will say
you will see no political posts either way left or right,
doesn't matter. You won't see any political posts. Alls you'll
(07:36):
get is everything but that. And I said, great, Yeah,
I never had to never happened because that's their money maker.
Speaker 3 (07:41):
No, it is.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
I talked to my wife and everything that shows up
on her newsfeed as in mind, not everything. Most of
the things showing up on each of our newsfeeds is
totally opposite of our beliefs, right, So it's there to
agitate this to try to get us engaged.
Speaker 1 (08:01):
It's there to make you hate people.
Speaker 3 (08:03):
That's all exactly what it is.
Speaker 1 (08:04):
That's all it is. We want you to hate people
and continue to hate people. So doom I was ahead
of the curve. There is no better phrase that fits
no that that hobby, which is doom scrolling. It absolutely
is perfect, perfectly named.
Speaker 2 (08:22):
It was getting so bad wherever I will open that app,
I could feel things changing in my body.
Speaker 1 (08:27):
Yeah, well that's sorry, it is that's exactly what's happening. Well.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
Survey says that over a third of Americans use personal
time off.
Speaker 3 (08:36):
This has pto of I refused to use.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
It, and you didn't do it right. You should have said,
survey says. Survey says, now do the story.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
One third of Americans use personal time off for sleep.
Speaker 3 (08:50):
Not for travel. Yeah. Amen, right, I thought about that
this morning.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
Amen.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
I thought, you know what, it'd be great if I
could just sleep here. I had tough night last night.
I actually taken vacations. Twelve hundred adults thirty seven twelve
hundred results, twelve hundred.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
Ay man, jeez, hang on, take two.
Speaker 3 (09:13):
Thank you?
Speaker 2 (09:13):
Kind of whop me up though, Okay, twelve hundred adults
were surveyed. Nearly half said they would rather use the
time off to sleep than they would vacation.
Speaker 1 (09:24):
As much as and I believe I have symptoms and
I don't think there's a vaccine for it. This weekend
I started to show signs of old man itis.
Speaker 3 (09:45):
I see it, and I and I that's whank you.
That's why I had to start taking.
Speaker 1 (09:50):
That lines me. First thing yesterday, the homily was really good.
It was about being an underdog. It was the story
of Lazarus.
Speaker 3 (10:01):
Right, you were an underdog.
Speaker 1 (10:02):
I wasn't after underdog?
Speaker 3 (10:04):
Yeah, right, did you mention, did you get that to
the father and father? How they stopped the sermon just
for a secon I'm sorry, will y'all call him a father? No?
The sermon homily.
Speaker 2 (10:16):
Homilies, father, how they stopped the homily just for one second.
Speaker 3 (10:22):
I think a good point of order is I was
in an afternoon underdog.
Speaker 1 (10:26):
I'm not going to interrupt like the the chorus of
loud kids in the in mass yesterday where you could
see where he visibly he was trying to punch through.
And he doesn't want to say, you know, because you
want kids in church, and you want because you it's
(10:46):
it seems like a vibrant, you know church. But it
was so bad yesterday. It got to me because I
was trying to pay attention because Father Shane gives great homily.
Speaker 3 (10:56):
Oh it got to you, it did.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
And that's why I'm starting to show symptoms. Why not you?
I don't understand you. Just your kid is doing play
by play on what he's doing out loud, and I'm
gonna move this block over here, and then I'm just
not sure what we're gonna do after church?
Speaker 3 (11:13):
Okay, Dad?
Speaker 1 (11:14):
So Dad, Dad, And it's like pick the child up
and take them out of the masks.
Speaker 3 (11:19):
Right, pick it up and take it out.
Speaker 1 (11:21):
So I got to deliver this. So he does the
every you know, shakes the hand as everybody's leaving the
deal that yeah, And I said that right, And I said, well,
you were an underdog against the kids today and you lost.
Speaker 3 (11:34):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (11:35):
And then Jackie and I go to get our steps in.
This is some symptoms of old man Idams.
Speaker 3 (11:40):
Oh listen, you're already in the golden sneakers.
Speaker 1 (11:43):
So we get to and I say, well, we'll just
walk over to Societas. So we walk over the restaurant
and this lady walks in and she's on her phone
and she has the phone out like you know how
they hold it up neither head that she had, they
lay it on the correct and she has it on speaker,
and she has it on the loudest speaker setting you
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can have, and has the entire conversation as she's standing
in line, and then while she orders her food, is
still talking loud and you could hear every word from
the person and it was it was, you know, that
place's kind of echoes all the way through the place.
And I left and I was walking with another two
miles ago, and I said I have it. I have
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old man. Iis, well, you and I I have it.
And I don't think there is a vaccine.
Speaker 3 (12:31):
You and I are quite the opposites.
Speaker 1 (12:32):
However, tequila might be a vaccine.
Speaker 3 (12:34):
Now that's a good vaccine.
Speaker 2 (12:36):
But I will tell you this, here's one thing that
you and I both do if we're on the phone,
not even with each other, but if one of us
are on the phone and we're walking into a Kroger
or wherever it might be, you do this as well.
I'll say, hey, I'm walking into a store. I'm gonna
have to call you back. And I hang up my
phone and I go shopping, and I interact with the
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cashier and I leave, and then when I get my
Craiging Lantern Jeep, I return the phone call. But these
people go in the stores.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
I'll tell you the word what you're not a hero.
It's called calming courtesy. It's sound like you're doing something spectacular,
that's what you're supposed to do.
Speaker 3 (13:20):
And the people with the earbuds just go.
Speaker 4 (13:24):
Around hair pods the one without the strings too. I
think that aggravates me more than anything.
Speaker 3 (13:27):
Well, yeah, because well I'm gone.
Speaker 1 (13:30):
The exact line I use. I go, I look like
a blankety blank. I'll call you when I leave Target.
Speaker 3 (13:35):
No.
Speaker 2 (13:35):
Absolutely, But the people with the ear pods in, you
don't know if they're homeless, crazy, or if they're on
the phone.
Speaker 3 (13:41):
Because what I.
Speaker 1 (13:43):
Think people most people know now that they're probably on
their phone.
Speaker 2 (13:45):
I'll tell the story again Bourbon and Beyond the manager
were we were backstage. The manager for Yatley Crewe walks
by and he said something, and I start talking to him.
He starts pointing to his ear. My wife says, uh, hey,
he can't hear you. So I start talking to him
louder and he's like, he's pointing his airport.
Speaker 1 (14:08):
When you start talking louder, it's old manitis.
Speaker 2 (14:10):
So finally he walks away. As he does, somebody says,
he could hear you. Fine, he was on the phone.
He had an ear pody in. You clearly think about
this a lot.
Speaker 1 (14:22):
Well, you know what I believe, I would you know
what I believe in that situation. What he was not
on the phone. He did not want to talk to me.
Speaker 3 (14:31):
That's what I do on airplanes.
Speaker 1 (14:32):
Here comes big and stupid, Big, stupid and loud is
coming this way, I'll put.
Speaker 2 (14:37):
My headphones on. I'll put my headphones on on the airplane.
So a lot of times there is music, but sometimes
it's just no this nobody's gonna talk to you.
Speaker 1 (14:44):
Why is it the one person at a party you
don't want to talk to you you could see coming
your way, You're just like, Oh, here comes.
Speaker 3 (14:50):
I'm a magnet for it.
Speaker 2 (14:52):
I gotta tell you, if someone has some kind of
a mind numbingly boring story, I'll get to hear it.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
By advice. If you're talking about to Dwight, heavy metal
boobs yet that and and him is Achilles seal.
Speaker 4 (15:11):
It's a very wide variety of topics.
Speaker 1 (15:13):
Yeah, it really is. Tradon Oak Towers. You want to
move into Tradon Oak Towers. It's such a great place.
I've done the tour several times. I've met the people there.
Last time I was there, old guy was sitting there
and he goes.
Speaker 5 (15:25):
Eh, Vanelli Vanelli and radio guy, and I was like, hey,
what's up? Man is a It's a fun, friendly place.
It's a retirement community. You got to be sixty five
to move in. It is a huge facility. It's like
eleven stories tall. So you can get lost in there too.
Speaker 1 (15:40):
I mean you can. You can be by yourself. They
have a reflection pool, they have a they have a
deck on top of the entire building. You can see everywhere.
You can see the Indiana, you can see all of Louisville.
It is crazy how cool this place is. And it's nonprofits,
still independently owned Trayton Oaks, which is a big deal.
If you're sixty five or old, or call five eight
(16:02):
nine thirty two eleven and take the tour. If it's
for you or a parent that you're looking at, we
might start having to look at the place, mom and dad.
Then this is the idea, So give them a call
five eight nine thirty two eleven and take a tour
at Trade Notak Towers.
Speaker 2 (16:16):
Going back to weaning off your cell phone, Kevin Clark chimes,
and he says, I agree with her about winging off
the phone, as I listened to you on my but
he says, I have become a habit of completely unplugging
all technology except for TV on Sundays.
Speaker 1 (16:32):
YEP.
Speaker 3 (16:33):
I started leaving my phone in the kitchen at night. Yep.
Speaker 1 (16:36):
So it's got to maybe other people are doing it it's
got an indate. I I swear to you, it's got
an ind date. Social media as an end date. People
are sick of it, and they're tired of hating other people.
Speaker 2 (16:47):
When I realized how much of a holding hell on me,
that's when it started to disturb me. When I start
going almost jonesing like cigarettes, you know, Prett said. One
time Prett said, and I posted this ripped him off,
but changed it to social media. Prince said one time
he says, okay, to get on the internet. I just
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don't let the Internet get on you.
Speaker 1 (17:11):
Can you do it in Prince's voice?
Speaker 3 (17:12):
Please, geez, it's okay to get on the internet. Just
don't let the Internet get on you.
Speaker 4 (17:19):
That's pretty good.
Speaker 1 (17:20):
Actually, don't do the internet. Just give be An a lama.
Speaker 2 (17:27):
At two o'clock in the morning morning, Oh so, Carrot
Top was doing Joe Rogan's show. I think it was
Joe Rogan and he was talking about meeting Prince and
he said it was the Tonight show. He was doing
it Tonight Show with Lenol and Prince was a musical guest.
He walked up to Leno. He goes, uh, hey, line,
can I meet Prince? Never met him and goes. He goes, uh, well,
I don't know. He wants you introduce him to see me.
Speaker 3 (17:49):
He's heath.
Speaker 2 (17:50):
So he walks over. He knocks on Prince's door, and
Prince walks out, and he goes, where's my blank and tea?
To uh to carrot top and carry talk goes, oh,
excuse me, He goes, where's my yeah fing t. He goes, uh,
hang on, I'll go see, and it leaves me, starts
scrambling asking NBC pages.
Speaker 1 (18:10):
I see, that's what I would have done. I would
have just left and started not hey, I'm I'm there, comedian.
Speaker 3 (18:14):
I need I need.
Speaker 1 (18:15):
I would have tried to get his tea for him.
Speaker 2 (18:16):
I need pet I need tea for Prince. Immediately gets
the tea, goes back, knocks on the door. The assistant
opens up the door, opens up the door, and he says, uh,
uh yeah, kind of help. He goes, yeah, I'm here
with the princess tea, give the Prince, and the assistant goes.
Prince doesn't drink tea, and so he just walked away,
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never got the meeting. Where's my plucking tea?
Speaker 1 (18:43):
I cannot love Prince.
Speaker 3 (18:45):
Yeah, it's great.
Speaker 1 (18:46):
Every story I'm like again, I try to tell my
kids he's the greatest entertainer of the twentieth century. He's
just you don't understand until you understand, all right, back
after this news radio eight forty wh chance, So.
Speaker 3 (19:01):
I want to be your lover?
Speaker 4 (19:02):
It is We're just talking about Prince in that last seme.
Speaker 2 (19:05):
Want to be your got booed off the stage opening
up for the Rolling Stones with George Thoroughgood.
Speaker 3 (19:11):
Thought he was gonna walk away for good.
Speaker 4 (19:13):
Why did you get boot off stage?
Speaker 2 (19:15):
Well, it was a support of It was nineteen eighty
one and it was La. It was the bill was
I believe it might have been Jake Giles and Thoroughgood
the Stones, and Prince was the very first opener. He
just came out, came out in like for lack of
her word, a speedo, a leather trench coat and high heels,
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and didn't get received very well.
Speaker 4 (19:39):
Just before he had, you know, the reputation that he
ended up having.
Speaker 2 (19:42):
Yeah, I got boot off the stage and flew back
to Minneapolis. There was a data in between the Stone
shows and the Stones management said, hey, come on back out,
give another shot and just say you with threw in.
Speaker 1 (19:51):
The towel something very similar. Yeah, I got boot off
the stage at Iroquois Amphitheater in nineteen ninety three.
Speaker 3 (19:59):
I got it.
Speaker 1 (20:00):
Hear this Love Sauce and Soul Bones is planed ooh
what a great band. They were great. I really can't
go into why I got booed off, but at some point.
Speaker 3 (20:11):
Was it right after you said hi, I'm Tony van Eddy.
Speaker 1 (20:13):
They were crumpling up the paper cups that they were
using from like the concession stand and throwing them at
me and I was dodging them, like.
Speaker 4 (20:22):
Was it something you said? Even if you can't say
what it was.
Speaker 1 (20:24):
Here's the thing. Earlier in the day, I was there
for an all day event and I was bringing bands
on all day and the last one I was gonna
bring on was Love Sauce and Soul Bones. They were
they were the headliner. And it had gotten darker, and
it was because so I couldn't see the crowd anymore.
But he had switched from a younger Gen X partying
crowd to a family crowd. So again, I was twenty
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three years old. Okay, I was twenty three old when
this happened. And when I got to the station the
next Morning people. I didn't realize how big the deal was.
In my program director was like, I kind of got
to talk to you.
Speaker 2 (21:05):
My biggest or worst on stage experience was when I
was with Rocky Troy and Danger Boy on WQ after
Mornings and I when this idea came up. I was
the first one to stand out and go absolutely not, let's.
Speaker 1 (21:20):
Know what you're gonna say.
Speaker 3 (21:22):
It was the Lenner skinnerd Yeah, the backle, the backle.
We did. What we did is we teased a.
Speaker 1 (21:28):
Concert, free, free concert, free.
Speaker 2 (21:31):
Concert, and the teasers had Southern rock style music going,
and the promo said like this, not even a plane
crash could keep this concert from happening, and it's free,
a free, and then.
Speaker 1 (21:44):
It happened today. The date was April first. April first,
so okay, about about three weeks before the show. I
was with Dwight on this. I was we were the
ones at the office that said, this is the you
are making a huge mistake.
Speaker 2 (21:58):
Of all the fan based with Skinner fans. So when
we finally announce who it is, we say at Coyotes
April first, Tuesday night, seven o'clock, free Leonard Skinner.
Speaker 3 (22:13):
What I just said was Lenyard Skinner.
Speaker 1 (22:16):
The gym teachers.
Speaker 3 (22:17):
I didn't say skinnered, I said Leonard.
Speaker 1 (22:19):
Skinner, the gym teacher with a guitar.
Speaker 2 (22:21):
People hear what they want to hear. So everybody got
all excited. A free Leonyard Skinner concert on Tuesday night
at or whatever.
Speaker 1 (22:29):
And I might have been at my long story short
a marine called the Afternoon Underdogs. When I told that
story on seven ninety w kr D, and he said,
I did tour Tier two, Tier two tours in Iraq.
He goes, and I've never been in a brawl or
a fight in any place compared to that.
Speaker 3 (22:49):
Well, here's what, here's where I mean.
Speaker 1 (22:51):
They broke they broke everything. Well, here's why, here's why.
It was a briot. It was a riot inside.
Speaker 2 (22:57):
I opened the doors at five o'clock and they served
up one dollar long necks and two dollars wells, one
dollar long next and two dollars wells. Opened up at
five o'clock. The opening band didn't even come on till
seven point thirty, and we announced we did have a
Leonard Skinner tribute band. But when we all walked out
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on stage, Rocky says, oh, you won't be full tonight,
please walk up to the stage, Leonyard Skinner and on
both of the big TV's on each side it had
his driver's license, Lenyard Skinner.
Speaker 3 (23:29):
It was the gym teacher.
Speaker 2 (23:32):
The gym teacher of a Leonard skinnerd that they named
the band after we flew him in and he walked
out on stage, bottle started.
Speaker 1 (23:40):
It was again Marine with two tours. That have never
seen anything like it in my life.
Speaker 3 (23:45):
All right, I ran right out that back door and
just kept running. All right.
Speaker 1 (23:49):
Chat GPT meets Carrie Edwards.
Speaker 3 (23:52):
A carry Edwards.
Speaker 1 (23:54):
John, You didn't say hi to carry?
Speaker 4 (23:55):
I carry?
Speaker 3 (23:56):
Well? You gotta gets carry?
Speaker 1 (23:58):
Yeah, seriously, I didn't know I was suppoed to say hello.
The widow and grandmother Carrie Edwards. She won one hundred
and fifty thousand dollars into Powerball lottery.
Speaker 3 (24:06):
Oh is she single?
Speaker 1 (24:08):
Guess how she got the numbers? She went to AI
and said what numbers should I play? Oh my gosh
for the A for A for this week's lottery. Gave
her the numbers.
Speaker 3 (24:17):
Never thought about that.
Speaker 1 (24:18):
Yes, she won one hundred and fifty thousand dollars. She
matched four of the five numbers in that big power ball,
which paid her one hundred and fifty thousand dollars.
Speaker 3 (24:27):
What was the ass cut out of it?
Speaker 1 (24:29):
Chat, GPT, chat GIP. Now once it's good, okay, but
now I guess should we try that?
Speaker 4 (24:35):
Just ask a I ended up getting that. That's almost
like that's cheating the lottery. I wonder your outlawed, right,
because you just.
Speaker 1 (24:41):
I wonder if you say, what are the winning numbers
from the past year, put those numbers in and go
what should I play this week? And see if AI
can come up with the numbers?
Speaker 3 (24:49):
Apparently, well, what's an odds game? Right? So I guess
different sequences would have different.
Speaker 1 (24:54):
That people have written books about. Here's how you choose
your numbers? And I bet you there is some sort
of science. I sought it.
Speaker 3 (25:01):
I used to when.
Speaker 1 (25:03):
They added the power ball, it made it impossible to win.
Speaker 2 (25:05):
When the lottery first came out of Kentucky Lottery, I
was working off critin and Drive, and I'd go on
to Super American and get a lottery ticket, and I
would you use like Martin mcsorley's hockey number, Ryan Sandberg's
baseball number, you know, stuff like that, And then I'll
start thinking, man, you got to quit doing this, because
what if you play your numbers every week, the one
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week that you don't play those numbers they hit, they're
gonna hit man. So you might as well just get
quick picks because if you play your own numbers, so
why are you gonna play those for life until they win.
Speaker 1 (25:39):
Kentucky Lottery goes to what you call keys money, which
thirty years ago helped out a lot with college kids
because it would basically after if you got good grades
in high school, you qualified for keys money, which meant
it really was about a year of tuition over the
four years like grand right, a year, and then after
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that after three years were four years total, it was
like a year tuition or at least a semester depending
on where you went. Now, universities are so expensive. It's helpful.
It helps. There's no doubt about Keys money is great.
It's just school is so expensive now it's just dropping
the bucket.
Speaker 3 (26:20):
They should raise tuition.
Speaker 1 (26:23):
Too late.
Speaker 3 (26:24):
Do they still use books?
Speaker 2 (26:26):
Yes, like so that's a scam too, because yes, you
should be able to use like a kindle version, right, so.
Speaker 4 (26:33):
Let you do that, but you have to buy those
on kindles.
Speaker 1 (26:35):
Oh my gosh, there are a lot of classes. To
your point, there are a lot of classes online, so
you have a professor. Now here's why I don't understand
why it's more expensive to go to college because you
have a professor that can teach twenty thousand people in
one class. Because it's online. This this course is online only.
There's no physical place you go to sit in a
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room with a pencil or your laptop and take notes.
It is you take notes in your dorm room. It's
it's online. I don't understand it. I don't understand why
with new technology it's getting more expensive to have schools.
Speaker 3 (27:09):
So that begs another question.
Speaker 2 (27:11):
If it's online and it's a it's a professor teaching
the class, could your class also be on demand, meaning
it's just recorded video. And if I want to take
class at five pm that night because I had a St.
Speaker 3 (27:25):
Andrew's puff, i can.
Speaker 1 (27:26):
Well, yeah, because John John would have Navy duties, like
he would have to do stuff for the Navy at Purdue, right, Joe,
he's got to be there, he's got to be at
the armory at five am. But they had stuff they
had to do in the afternoon for OTC. Well guess
what he would just watch the video later that day. Perfect, right, perfect,
I mean this is no brainer. You know what they
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should do in high school is have a class that's online,
it's on the screen in the room, and then have
one of those big, huge dudes, like in a barely
fitting in his T shirt with like a sunglass, says
that are mirrored, and he just sits in there looking
mean to give you. Everybody stays in line.
Speaker 2 (28:04):
Give him a whistle too, Oh, give him a whistle
and some polyester bike jim short.
Speaker 1 (28:09):
Super tight polyester bike shorts, T shirt too small, huge dude,
and he just sits in there. And if you if
you get out of your seat orre you messing around?
Pains favorite term, nothing is coming knucklehead and knuckleheads.
Speaker 3 (28:23):
Yes, favorite term.
Speaker 1 (28:25):
Favorite term. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (28:26):
Well, Pole finds you are not going to be one
of these.
Speaker 1 (28:29):
Will you please do the rules? Survey says this is
a poll. It's the same thing.
Speaker 3 (28:34):
Oh, this guy went out and pulled people. Oh okay,
trust me, I've been surveyed and I've been polled.
Speaker 4 (28:41):
Big difference.
Speaker 3 (28:42):
Hang on it.
Speaker 1 (28:44):
Rather to tell you the truth, call uncle Mike.
Speaker 3 (28:49):
Forgot it?
Speaker 2 (28:50):
Come on, h A new pole from the Associated Press
found out what many of us, including me, already know.
People would rather stream a new movie at home than
go to the theater.
Speaker 1 (29:00):
Not me, I disagree.
Speaker 2 (29:04):
Jerry found over the past year, thirty two percent of
the respond and says they've watched a recently released film
on streaming rather than go to the theater at least
once a month.
Speaker 3 (29:15):
I look, okay, I.
Speaker 2 (29:17):
Don't even do that because we have so much crap
to watch. I couldn't even if a movie's new and
I want to watch it, wait till it comes out
on you know you cannot.
Speaker 1 (29:28):
There's certain movies Matt top Gun, Maverick, you have to
see that in the theaters, the New f One movie
with the brad Pat Pitch, you have to see that
in the theater. There's no way that it would it
translates to a screen at home.
Speaker 4 (29:41):
This is the other thing too, with whenever you're watching
those movies or any other kind of movie at home
that you really want to be locked into, you're also
more likely to pick up your phone at your house
while you're watching it, as opposed to being in the
movie theater. I never grabbed my phone when I'm in
a movie theater.
Speaker 2 (29:54):
Now, if you put them in the kitchen. And I'll
tell you what else. If I go to a movie
theater and I have to we wi let's see. I'm
fifty seven, so I'm gonna miss about fifteen minutes.
Speaker 3 (30:05):
Of that movie.
Speaker 1 (30:07):
Stay Problems.
Speaker 3 (30:08):
But I can just.
Speaker 2 (30:09):
Pause it and that I'll give you that and say, honey,
I'll see it twenty and then come back and then
we're all caught up.
Speaker 3 (30:15):
But I'm not even gonna pay for a new movie.
Speaker 1 (30:19):
I just I was watching football all day yesterday and
I for some reason, the King Kong from nineteen seventy
eight with Jessica Lang kept popping in my head, and
I was like, you know what, I want to see
if Prime has it, and sure enough they had. It
was three bucks to rent, but I went, you know what,
I'm gonna spend the three bucks. I want to see
the nineteen seventy eight version of King Kong. And by
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the way, Jessica Lang, oh boy, Jeff Bridges Old, Jeff Bridges,
Oh boy, Jessica Lang. That bathing suit that when they
find her in that in the dinghy.
Speaker 3 (30:50):
What about way he takes his finger King Kong? Does
he right?
Speaker 1 (30:53):
And by the way King Kong is just a dude
in a monkey suit wood stop.
Speaker 3 (30:58):
So whoa, that was not Calong for real on School Island.
Speaker 1 (31:02):
And it's so he in his facial his facial expressions
when she when he knocks her top off, He's like, eh,
it looks so creepy. Jackie was laughing out loud, and
I was like, this is if Dwight was the was
the King Kong in the nineteen seventy eight movie. And
(31:23):
by the way, Dwight tried, I told Dwight about his
earlier it was it was way too long for a
nineteen seventy eight movie. They spent way too much time
him destroying the subway and all that stuff. In New York,
I went.
Speaker 2 (31:33):
To uh ed Witt and my uncle used to take
me all the horror movies. He took me and there
was an intermission. There was an intermission to showcase cinemas
during King Kong, and I remember that was the very
first time you all had the popcorn buckets like gladiator
and a gladiator helmet, all this business. Yeah, that was
the first time I ever saw one of these. The
popcorn was shaped like an airplane. You could buy the
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popcorn buckets shaped like a gigantic airplane.
Speaker 1 (31:59):
Jackie was like, I don't want to watch the end
because King Kong dies, and I go, it's a dude,
no monkey suit.
Speaker 3 (32:05):
It's King Kong.
Speaker 1 (32:07):
What are you talking about? Uh? But it is. And
then he does the He dunks her into the pool
so she can get the mud off her and so
she's washing, she's washing the mud off, and then he
does the and she's doing her hair like this all seductively.
It's like totally pulling the monkey in.
Speaker 2 (32:27):
Wait a minute, Wait a minute, did you and Jackie
after the movie role play and King King Kong and
Lady Explorer by any chance, because it sounded like I
got a little bit too out of that.
Speaker 1 (32:39):
Ain't ray fame?
Speaker 4 (32:42):
All right?
Speaker 1 (32:42):
Man? That's just it about us. I think for the day,
or we might come back here. That's it. John Alden,
good job today producing. We will not call you the
Jim Shorts killer for much.
Speaker 4 (32:53):
Longer retiring Jim Kill.
Speaker 1 (32:56):
Yeah. For Dwight Whitting, I'm toty of Netty. Have a
fantastic day. Keep yool out there eighty six degrees a
day on news radio Way forty WHA.
Speaker 3 (33:03):
I love you, Ma,
So it's playing air drum. Yes, I am babies as
we speak.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
I am one week and one day away from being
in Cabo San.
Speaker 1 (00:08):
Lucas, one week and one day. So you're leaving what
on a Tuesday? What?
Speaker 3 (00:14):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (00:15):
Wednesday?
Speaker 3 (00:16):
Tuesday?
Speaker 1 (00:16):
Oh okay. Do they usually take an extra day off
to decompress from his decompression?
Speaker 3 (00:21):
No? No, I mean Cabos and Lucas. I come back
and that's it.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
It's like the deep divers. They go to the deep
dive and they go into the decompression chamber and then
they go out of that one into another decompression chamber.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
We don't want the bends. Could they have come up
with a different term for that instead of the bends?
Because why when they Because the bends you can die from.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
Yeah, your blood explodes.
Speaker 3 (00:41):
But it doesn't sound like the benz. Just sounds like you.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
I don't know, I don't know if that's true.
Speaker 3 (00:46):
But no, something happens.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
Something that is in your blood. Yeah, but you have
to do that.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
So Mitch Witten chimes in that yes, on the white bread, No,
on Roman meal.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
Roman meal, every kid was like, why does this bread
have sticks in it? Col all right, it felt like that.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
See I would. It got so bad I wouldn't even
call my mom. Mom, I call her Darlene.
Speaker 3 (01:10):
I got Darlene, come here. What is it with the
Roman meal?
Speaker 2 (01:14):
If you want to eat this trendy crap, go ahead,
a little fat dwight. I'm seven, Give me the bunny bread.
At least give me the wonderbread.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
The rapture is a hot topic on TikTok thanks to
a South African pastor. Are we already?
Speaker 4 (01:30):
I mean you said earlier this year that the world's
ending in twenty twenty five?
Speaker 2 (01:33):
So that's one of my favorite church jokes is because uh,
Pastor Brad always ends the sermon with a prayer.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
Pastor Brad, let's wrap about JC.
Speaker 3 (01:43):
Hey, everybody, his pastor Bred did no whatah? Get down?
Speaker 2 (01:46):
When it started to rain. He couldn't find an emu,
but he needed two of them. No, heck no he didn't.
You know what he did, right? He got two more EMUs.
Speaker 3 (01:55):
That's what he did.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
Can't have enough emu no on the boat.
Speaker 3 (01:59):
So he always move.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
So I happen to have a fifty seven year old
prostate against me urinary problems. So whenever he goes into prayer,
sometimes I will sneak out and go to the restroom,
and when I come back, I always tell my wife,
but you thought the rapture happened, didn't you.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
Rapture would be awesome. That means you don't have to
because we all were like, oh man, I wonder how
I'm gonna go out, you know how you're gonna pass away?
Now you just don't have to worry about it.
Speaker 4 (02:22):
It's like a free ride out of death.
Speaker 3 (02:23):
Yew.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
They got to float up and I'm just gonna hide.
So I hope that there's somebody there with me to go,
you know here, just don't look down.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
I just have a feeling that they're going to go. No,
Tony and Dwight, you need a little bit more cooking.
What we gotta baby, You gotta bake the cake on
you guys a little bit longer.
Speaker 3 (02:37):
What you're talking about?
Speaker 4 (02:38):
Get halfway in the air, the like, hold on a second,
isn't the.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
Movie or the book series the stand about that is
about the rapture and then how everybody copes with it afterwards, like.
Speaker 4 (02:50):
You're left behind?
Speaker 3 (02:51):
Left behind?
Speaker 4 (02:53):
Okay, yeah, okay, fifteen books.
Speaker 3 (02:55):
Yeah, no, I did really well.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
But I think planes just start falling out the sky
because like you're on a you know.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
The pilot gets raptured.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
So that's the first thing I always ask when I
get on the plane, Hey is the pilot Christian? No, Okay,
we're good, Get on, honey. I want to know two things.
Is a pilot of Christian and is skinnered on the plane?
Speaker 4 (03:14):
What does skinner have to do with anything?
Speaker 1 (03:16):
And I wonder if God he's got to pronounce it
right if he says raptor no, no, I said not
ras all back and he's chilling everybody. The newest TikTok
trend is preparing for the end of times. Uh. The
South African pastor recently said that it should arrive either
this Tuesday or Wednesday.
Speaker 4 (03:39):
I love how we're just predicting, like, oh, it's it's
this week.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
No, he had a vision that the rapture was coming.
That's the belief that obviously some Christians leave this world
behind and everybody goes to heaven and or the end
of the world. But it UH will find out tomorrow
or Wednesday.
Speaker 3 (03:59):
Yeah, as in the Bible that no man or the
Lord knows, only the Father knows when he comes back,
and he'll come back like a thief in the.
Speaker 4 (04:07):
Yes, a lot of people keep predicted. Why do you
pastors keep predicting?
Speaker 3 (04:10):
I have no idea.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
The rapture isn't in the in the Bible.
Speaker 4 (04:14):
Actual phrasing is not in the Bible.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
Early eighteen hundreds is when you first saw it. A
theologian did that, So that's not it's not actually in
the Bible. Look at his brain, his squirrel. I don't
know about that, all right, I'm sorry, it's the it's
the information that I okay, well, I have to look
got out. Maybe I got it wrong, but no, I
don't know.
Speaker 3 (04:33):
I just know what he says about the second Coming.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
Yeah, so I don't know.
Speaker 3 (04:38):
John.
Speaker 4 (04:39):
Here here's what it says, by real quick, just so
be clear with it says first Eslonians four seventeen. Then
we who are alive will be caught up together with
them in the clouds to meet the Lord in the air.
That's what people use, and they refer to the raption.
Oh okay, guys, why it's a second coming, right, that's
the interpretation of it.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
Yes, but also says that no one knows that's also
true the time or day.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
Boy, we sure could go down a rabbit Holern.
Speaker 3 (05:02):
Yeah, but we sure have you trimmed? You could what now?
Speaker 1 (05:06):
We sure could use him right now?
Speaker 3 (05:07):
Yeah? Are you kidding me? Oh boy, are you trimming
your wick?
Speaker 1 (05:11):
Uh? I had Here's what I hope the first thing
he does, like before World peace are is get rid
of the internet. Oh yeah, the Internet was a problem.
That's gone. That's my first move. I know, I'm just
a carpenter, but that's that's gone.
Speaker 2 (05:26):
Is it difficult for you guys to be away from
your phone? Because I'm weaning myself off, not anymore. And
when I first start, it was extremely difficult.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
It's just bad now.
Speaker 3 (05:35):
But it had such a hold on me.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
And I romanticize about the eighties, in the seventies, in
some of the nineties, but I'm really not romanticized. It
was better without these damn phones.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
Well again, taking the backstops away from Twitter, which is
now x is basically I rarely go to Twitter, and
anything that I post to twenty thousand people has no
It doesn't really have any legs on anything. It just doesn't.
It doesn't hit anymore because the timeline is all it's
all crazy people.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
Okay, So I thought of this yesterday too. What if, Zuckerberg,
you know how retro stuff is great? How John Aldum
the serial killer, Jim Schortz killer, how real to give
rid of that?
Speaker 3 (06:21):
Hey, Jim Schwartz can't dude.
Speaker 1 (06:24):
Yeah, he's gonna go to Daisy's school. A couple were going, oh,
you you're the serial.
Speaker 4 (06:28):
Killer, John, that's the serial killer in the radio.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
And you'll be able to hear that. You'll be able
to hear the other parents going, oh my god, he's
wearing the Jim shorts.
Speaker 3 (06:35):
That's what he wears. Way Killer wears the Jim Sortz
That's what he wears. Way Kills.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
He said, Jim Killer, Barbara, you go talk to him. No, Okay,
So here's here's where I'm going with this. Facebook has
probably been around close to twenty years, if not twenty years.
Speaker 3 (06:51):
Right, so it's a classic, like her or not? Right?
Twenty years?
Speaker 2 (06:57):
Yeah, why not go ahead and put out a retro Facebook?
Speaker 3 (07:02):
And you know they got algorithms? Will it take crap down?
Speaker 1 (07:05):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (07:06):
Make it one dogs, food, oh, girlfriend's husband, children, whatever.
It might be easily when people jump.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
I easily easily could be that way, he teased us
six years ago. Seven years ago, you did the story.
I did the story that said they're gonna they're gonna
be able to click on a setting that will say
you will see no political posts either way left or right,
doesn't matter. You won't see any political posts. Alls you'll
(07:36):
get is everything but that. And I said, great, Yeah,
I never had to never happened because that's their money maker.
Speaker 3 (07:41):
No, it is.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
I talked to my wife and everything that shows up
on her newsfeed as in mind, not everything. Most of
the things showing up on each of our newsfeeds is
totally opposite of our beliefs, right, So it's there to
agitate this to try to get us engaged.
Speaker 1 (08:01):
It's there to make you hate people.
Speaker 3 (08:03):
That's all exactly what it is.
Speaker 1 (08:04):
That's all it is. We want you to hate people
and continue to hate people. So doom I was ahead
of the curve. There is no better phrase that fits
no that that hobby, which is doom scrolling. It absolutely
is perfect, perfectly named.
Speaker 2 (08:22):
It was getting so bad wherever I will open that app,
I could feel things changing in my body.
Speaker 1 (08:27):
Yeah, well that's sorry, it is that's exactly what's happening. Well.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
Survey says that over a third of Americans use personal
time off.
Speaker 3 (08:36):
This has pto of I refused to use.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
It, and you didn't do it right. You should have said,
survey says. Survey says, now do the story.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
One third of Americans use personal time off for sleep.
Speaker 3 (08:50):
Not for travel. Yeah. Amen, right, I thought about that
this morning.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
Amen.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
I thought, you know what, it'd be great if I
could just sleep here. I had tough night last night.
I actually taken vacations. Twelve hundred adults thirty seven twelve
hundred results, twelve hundred.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
Ay man, jeez, hang on, take two.
Speaker 3 (09:13):
Thank you?
Speaker 2 (09:13):
Kind of whop me up though, Okay, twelve hundred adults
were surveyed. Nearly half said they would rather use the
time off to sleep than they would vacation.
Speaker 1 (09:24):
As much as and I believe I have symptoms and
I don't think there's a vaccine for it. This weekend
I started to show signs of old man itis.
Speaker 3 (09:45):
I see it, and I and I that's whank you.
That's why I had to start taking.
Speaker 1 (09:50):
That lines me. First thing yesterday, the homily was really good.
It was about being an underdog. It was the story
of Lazarus.
Speaker 3 (10:01):
Right, you were an underdog.
Speaker 1 (10:02):
I wasn't after underdog?
Speaker 3 (10:04):
Yeah, right, did you mention, did you get that to
the father and father? How they stopped the sermon just
for a secon I'm sorry, will y'all call him a father? No?
The sermon homily.
Speaker 2 (10:16):
Homilies, father, how they stopped the homily just for one second.
Speaker 3 (10:22):
I think a good point of order is I was
in an afternoon underdog.
Speaker 1 (10:26):
I'm not going to interrupt like the the chorus of
loud kids in the in mass yesterday where you could
see where he visibly he was trying to punch through.
And he doesn't want to say, you know, because you
want kids in church, and you want because you it's
(10:46):
it seems like a vibrant, you know church. But it
was so bad yesterday. It got to me because I
was trying to pay attention because Father Shane gives great homily.
Speaker 3 (10:56):
Oh it got to you, it did.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
And that's why I'm starting to show symptoms. Why not you?
I don't understand you. Just your kid is doing play
by play on what he's doing out loud, and I'm
gonna move this block over here, and then I'm just
not sure what we're gonna do after church?
Speaker 3 (11:13):
Okay, Dad?
Speaker 1 (11:14):
So Dad, Dad, And it's like pick the child up
and take them out of the masks.
Speaker 3 (11:19):
Right, pick it up and take it out.
Speaker 1 (11:21):
So I got to deliver this. So he does the
every you know, shakes the hand as everybody's leaving the
deal that yeah, And I said that right, And I said, well,
you were an underdog against the kids today and you lost.
Speaker 3 (11:34):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (11:35):
And then Jackie and I go to get our steps in.
This is some symptoms of old man Idams.
Speaker 3 (11:40):
Oh listen, you're already in the golden sneakers.
Speaker 1 (11:43):
So we get to and I say, well, we'll just
walk over to Societas. So we walk over the restaurant
and this lady walks in and she's on her phone
and she has the phone out like you know how
they hold it up neither head that she had, they
lay it on the correct and she has it on speaker,
and she has it on the loudest speaker setting you
(12:06):
can have, and has the entire conversation as she's standing
in line, and then while she orders her food, is
still talking loud and you could hear every word from
the person and it was it was, you know, that
place's kind of echoes all the way through the place.
And I left and I was walking with another two
miles ago, and I said I have it. I have
(12:26):
old man. Iis, well, you and I I have it.
And I don't think there is a vaccine.
Speaker 3 (12:31):
You and I are quite the opposites.
Speaker 1 (12:32):
However, tequila might be a vaccine.
Speaker 3 (12:34):
Now that's a good vaccine.
Speaker 2 (12:36):
But I will tell you this, here's one thing that
you and I both do if we're on the phone,
not even with each other, but if one of us
are on the phone and we're walking into a Kroger
or wherever it might be, you do this as well.
I'll say, hey, I'm walking into a store. I'm gonna
have to call you back. And I hang up my
phone and I go shopping, and I interact with the
(12:59):
cashier and I leave, and then when I get my
Craiging Lantern Jeep, I return the phone call. But these
people go in the stores.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
I'll tell you the word what you're not a hero.
It's called calming courtesy. It's sound like you're doing something spectacular,
that's what you're supposed to do.
Speaker 3 (13:20):
And the people with the earbuds just go.
Speaker 4 (13:24):
Around hair pods the one without the strings too. I
think that aggravates me more than anything.
Speaker 3 (13:27):
Well, yeah, because well I'm gone.
Speaker 1 (13:30):
The exact line I use. I go, I look like
a blankety blank. I'll call you when I leave Target.
Speaker 3 (13:35):
No.
Speaker 2 (13:35):
Absolutely, But the people with the ear pods in, you
don't know if they're homeless, crazy, or if they're on
the phone.
Speaker 3 (13:41):
Because what I.
Speaker 1 (13:43):
Think people most people know now that they're probably on
their phone.
Speaker 2 (13:45):
I'll tell the story again Bourbon and Beyond the manager
were we were backstage. The manager for Yatley Crewe walks
by and he said something, and I start talking to him.
He starts pointing to his ear. My wife says, uh, hey,
he can't hear you. So I start talking to him
louder and he's like, he's pointing his airport.
Speaker 1 (14:08):
When you start talking louder, it's old manitis.
Speaker 2 (14:10):
So finally he walks away. As he does, somebody says,
he could hear you. Fine, he was on the phone.
He had an ear pody in. You clearly think about
this a lot.
Speaker 1 (14:22):
Well, you know what I believe, I would you know
what I believe in that situation. What he was not
on the phone. He did not want to talk to me.
Speaker 3 (14:31):
That's what I do on airplanes.
Speaker 1 (14:32):
Here comes big and stupid, Big, stupid and loud is
coming this way, I'll put.
Speaker 2 (14:37):
My headphones on. I'll put my headphones on on the airplane.
So a lot of times there is music, but sometimes
it's just no this nobody's gonna talk to you.
Speaker 1 (14:44):
Why is it the one person at a party you
don't want to talk to you you could see coming
your way, You're just like, Oh, here comes.
Speaker 3 (14:50):
I'm a magnet for it.
Speaker 2 (14:52):
I gotta tell you, if someone has some kind of
a mind numbingly boring story, I'll get to hear it.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
By advice. If you're talking about to Dwight, heavy metal
boobs yet that and and him is Achilles seal.
Speaker 4 (15:11):
It's a very wide variety of topics.
Speaker 1 (15:13):
Yeah, it really is. Tradon Oak Towers. You want to
move into Tradon Oak Towers. It's such a great place.
I've done the tour several times. I've met the people there.
Last time I was there, old guy was sitting there
and he goes.
Speaker 5 (15:25):
Eh, Vanelli Vanelli and radio guy, and I was like, hey,
what's up? Man is a It's a fun, friendly place.
It's a retirement community. You got to be sixty five
to move in. It is a huge facility. It's like
eleven stories tall. So you can get lost in there too.
Speaker 1 (15:40):
I mean you can. You can be by yourself. They
have a reflection pool, they have a they have a
deck on top of the entire building. You can see everywhere.
You can see the Indiana, you can see all of Louisville.
It is crazy how cool this place is. And it's nonprofits,
still independently owned Trayton Oaks, which is a big deal.
If you're sixty five or old, or call five eight
(16:02):
nine thirty two eleven and take the tour. If it's
for you or a parent that you're looking at, we
might start having to look at the place, mom and dad.
Then this is the idea, So give them a call
five eight nine thirty two eleven and take a tour
at Trade Notak Towers.
Speaker 2 (16:16):
Going back to weaning off your cell phone, Kevin Clark chimes,
and he says, I agree with her about winging off
the phone, as I listened to you on my but
he says, I have become a habit of completely unplugging
all technology except for TV on Sundays.
Speaker 1 (16:32):
YEP.
Speaker 3 (16:33):
I started leaving my phone in the kitchen at night. Yep.
Speaker 1 (16:36):
So it's got to maybe other people are doing it it's
got an indate. I I swear to you, it's got
an ind date. Social media as an end date. People
are sick of it, and they're tired of hating other people.
Speaker 2 (16:47):
When I realized how much of a holding hell on me,
that's when it started to disturb me. When I start
going almost jonesing like cigarettes, you know, Prett said. One
time Prett said, and I posted this ripped him off,
but changed it to social media. Prince said one time
he says, okay, to get on the internet. I just
(17:09):
don't let the Internet get on you.
Speaker 1 (17:11):
Can you do it in Prince's voice?
Speaker 3 (17:12):
Please, geez, it's okay to get on the internet. Just
don't let the Internet get on you.
Speaker 4 (17:19):
That's pretty good.
Speaker 1 (17:20):
Actually, don't do the internet. Just give be An a lama.
Speaker 2 (17:27):
At two o'clock in the morning morning, Oh so, Carrot
Top was doing Joe Rogan's show. I think it was
Joe Rogan and he was talking about meeting Prince and
he said it was the Tonight show. He was doing
it Tonight Show with Lenol and Prince was a musical guest.
He walked up to Leno. He goes, uh, hey, line,
can I meet Prince? Never met him and goes. He goes, uh, well,
I don't know. He wants you introduce him to see me.
Speaker 3 (17:49):
He's heath.
Speaker 2 (17:50):
So he walks over. He knocks on Prince's door, and
Prince walks out, and he goes, where's my blank and tea?
To uh to carrot top and carry talk goes, oh,
excuse me, He goes, where's my yeah fing t. He goes, uh,
hang on, I'll go see, and it leaves me, starts
scrambling asking NBC pages.
Speaker 1 (18:10):
I see, that's what I would have done. I would
have just left and started not hey, I'm I'm there, comedian.
Speaker 3 (18:14):
I need I need.
Speaker 1 (18:15):
I would have tried to get his tea for him.
Speaker 2 (18:16):
I need pet I need tea for Prince. Immediately gets
the tea, goes back, knocks on the door. The assistant
opens up the door, opens up the door, and he says, uh,
uh yeah, kind of help. He goes, yeah, I'm here
with the princess tea, give the Prince, and the assistant goes.
Prince doesn't drink tea, and so he just walked away,
(18:39):
never got the meeting. Where's my plucking tea?
Speaker 1 (18:43):
I cannot love Prince.
Speaker 3 (18:45):
Yeah, it's great.
Speaker 1 (18:46):
Every story I'm like again, I try to tell my
kids he's the greatest entertainer of the twentieth century. He's
just you don't understand until you understand, all right, back
after this news radio eight forty wh chance, So.
Speaker 3 (19:01):
I want to be your lover?
Speaker 4 (19:02):
It is We're just talking about Prince in that last seme.
Speaker 2 (19:05):
Want to be your got booed off the stage opening
up for the Rolling Stones with George Thoroughgood.
Speaker 3 (19:11):
Thought he was gonna walk away for good.
Speaker 4 (19:13):
Why did you get boot off stage?
Speaker 2 (19:15):
Well, it was a support of It was nineteen eighty
one and it was La. It was the bill was
I believe it might have been Jake Giles and Thoroughgood
the Stones, and Prince was the very first opener. He
just came out, came out in like for lack of
her word, a speedo, a leather trench coat and high heels,
(19:37):
and didn't get received very well.
Speaker 4 (19:39):
Just before he had, you know, the reputation that he
ended up having.
Speaker 2 (19:42):
Yeah, I got boot off the stage and flew back
to Minneapolis. There was a data in between the Stone
shows and the Stones management said, hey, come on back out,
give another shot and just say you with threw in.
Speaker 1 (19:51):
The towel something very similar. Yeah, I got boot off
the stage at Iroquois Amphitheater in nineteen ninety three.
Speaker 3 (19:59):
I got it.
Speaker 1 (20:00):
Hear this Love Sauce and Soul Bones is planed ooh
what a great band. They were great. I really can't
go into why I got booed off, but at some point.
Speaker 3 (20:11):
Was it right after you said hi, I'm Tony van Eddy.
Speaker 1 (20:13):
They were crumpling up the paper cups that they were
using from like the concession stand and throwing them at
me and I was dodging them, like.
Speaker 4 (20:22):
Was it something you said? Even if you can't say
what it was.
Speaker 1 (20:24):
Here's the thing. Earlier in the day, I was there
for an all day event and I was bringing bands
on all day and the last one I was gonna
bring on was Love Sauce and Soul Bones. They were
they were the headliner. And it had gotten darker, and
it was because so I couldn't see the crowd anymore.
But he had switched from a younger Gen X partying
crowd to a family crowd. So again, I was twenty
(20:49):
three years old. Okay, I was twenty three old when
this happened. And when I got to the station the
next Morning people. I didn't realize how big the deal was.
In my program director was like, I kind of got
to talk to you.
Speaker 2 (21:05):
My biggest or worst on stage experience was when I
was with Rocky Troy and Danger Boy on WQ after
Mornings and I when this idea came up. I was
the first one to stand out and go absolutely not, let's.
Speaker 1 (21:20):
Know what you're gonna say.
Speaker 3 (21:22):
It was the Lenner skinnerd Yeah, the backle, the backle.
We did. What we did is we teased a.
Speaker 1 (21:28):
Concert, free, free concert, free.
Speaker 2 (21:31):
Concert, and the teasers had Southern rock style music going,
and the promo said like this, not even a plane
crash could keep this concert from happening, and it's free,
a free, and then.
Speaker 1 (21:44):
It happened today. The date was April first. April first,
so okay, about about three weeks before the show. I
was with Dwight on this. I was we were the
ones at the office that said, this is the you
are making a huge mistake.
Speaker 2 (21:58):
Of all the fan based with Skinner fans. So when
we finally announce who it is, we say at Coyotes
April first, Tuesday night, seven o'clock, free Leonard Skinner.
Speaker 3 (22:13):
What I just said was Lenyard Skinner.
Speaker 1 (22:16):
The gym teachers.
Speaker 3 (22:17):
I didn't say skinnered, I said Leonard.
Speaker 1 (22:19):
Skinner, the gym teacher with a guitar.
Speaker 2 (22:21):
People hear what they want to hear. So everybody got
all excited. A free Leonyard Skinner concert on Tuesday night
at or whatever.
Speaker 1 (22:29):
And I might have been at my long story short
a marine called the Afternoon Underdogs. When I told that
story on seven ninety w kr D, and he said,
I did tour Tier two, Tier two tours in Iraq.
He goes, and I've never been in a brawl or
a fight in any place compared to that.
Speaker 3 (22:49):
Well, here's what, here's where I mean.
Speaker 1 (22:51):
They broke they broke everything. Well, here's why, here's why.
It was a briot. It was a riot inside.
Speaker 2 (22:57):
I opened the doors at five o'clock and they served
up one dollar long necks and two dollars wells, one
dollar long next and two dollars wells. Opened up at
five o'clock. The opening band didn't even come on till
seven point thirty, and we announced we did have a
Leonard Skinner tribute band. But when we all walked out
(23:17):
on stage, Rocky says, oh, you won't be full tonight,
please walk up to the stage, Leonyard Skinner and on
both of the big TV's on each side it had
his driver's license, Lenyard Skinner.
Speaker 3 (23:29):
It was the gym teacher.
Speaker 2 (23:32):
The gym teacher of a Leonard skinnerd that they named
the band after we flew him in and he walked
out on stage, bottle started.
Speaker 1 (23:40):
It was again Marine with two tours. That have never
seen anything like it in my life.
Speaker 3 (23:45):
All right, I ran right out that back door and
just kept running. All right.
Speaker 1 (23:49):
Chat GPT meets Carrie Edwards.
Speaker 3 (23:52):
A carry Edwards.
Speaker 1 (23:54):
John, You didn't say hi to carry?
Speaker 4 (23:55):
I carry?
Speaker 3 (23:56):
Well? You gotta gets carry?
Speaker 1 (23:58):
Yeah, seriously, I didn't know I was suppoed to say hello.
The widow and grandmother Carrie Edwards. She won one hundred
and fifty thousand dollars into Powerball lottery.
Speaker 3 (24:06):
Oh is she single?
Speaker 1 (24:08):
Guess how she got the numbers? She went to AI
and said what numbers should I play? Oh my gosh
for the A for A for this week's lottery. Gave
her the numbers.
Speaker 3 (24:17):
Never thought about that.
Speaker 1 (24:18):
Yes, she won one hundred and fifty thousand dollars. She
matched four of the five numbers in that big power ball,
which paid her one hundred and fifty thousand dollars.
Speaker 3 (24:27):
What was the ass cut out of it?
Speaker 1 (24:29):
Chat, GPT, chat GIP. Now once it's good, okay, but
now I guess should we try that?
Speaker 4 (24:35):
Just ask a I ended up getting that. That's almost
like that's cheating the lottery. I wonder your outlawed, right,
because you just.
Speaker 1 (24:41):
I wonder if you say, what are the winning numbers
from the past year, put those numbers in and go
what should I play this week? And see if AI
can come up with the numbers?
Speaker 3 (24:49):
Apparently, well, what's an odds game? Right? So I guess
different sequences would have different.
Speaker 1 (24:54):
That people have written books about. Here's how you choose
your numbers? And I bet you there is some sort
of science. I sought it.
Speaker 3 (25:01):
I used to when.
Speaker 1 (25:03):
They added the power ball, it made it impossible to win.
Speaker 2 (25:05):
When the lottery first came out of Kentucky Lottery, I
was working off critin and Drive, and I'd go on
to Super American and get a lottery ticket, and I
would you use like Martin mcsorley's hockey number, Ryan Sandberg's
baseball number, you know, stuff like that, And then I'll
start thinking, man, you got to quit doing this, because
what if you play your numbers every week, the one
(25:26):
week that you don't play those numbers they hit, they're
gonna hit man. So you might as well just get
quick picks because if you play your own numbers, so
why are you gonna play those for life until they win.
Speaker 1 (25:39):
Kentucky Lottery goes to what you call keys money, which
thirty years ago helped out a lot with college kids
because it would basically after if you got good grades
in high school, you qualified for keys money, which meant
it really was about a year of tuition over the
four years like grand right, a year, and then after
(26:02):
that after three years were four years total, it was
like a year tuition or at least a semester depending
on where you went. Now, universities are so expensive. It's helpful.
It helps. There's no doubt about Keys money is great.
It's just school is so expensive now it's just dropping
the bucket.
Speaker 3 (26:20):
They should raise tuition.
Speaker 1 (26:23):
Too late.
Speaker 3 (26:24):
Do they still use books?
Speaker 2 (26:26):
Yes, like so that's a scam too, because yes, you
should be able to use like a kindle version, right, so.
Speaker 4 (26:33):
Let you do that, but you have to buy those
on kindles.
Speaker 1 (26:35):
Oh my gosh, there are a lot of classes. To
your point, there are a lot of classes online, so
you have a professor. Now here's why I don't understand
why it's more expensive to go to college because you
have a professor that can teach twenty thousand people in
one class. Because it's online. This this course is online only.
There's no physical place you go to sit in a
(26:57):
room with a pencil or your laptop and take notes.
It is you take notes in your dorm room. It's
it's online. I don't understand it. I don't understand why
with new technology it's getting more expensive to have schools.
Speaker 3 (27:09):
So that begs another question.
Speaker 2 (27:11):
If it's online and it's a it's a professor teaching
the class, could your class also be on demand, meaning
it's just recorded video. And if I want to take
class at five pm that night because I had a St.
Speaker 3 (27:25):
Andrew's puff, i can.
Speaker 1 (27:26):
Well, yeah, because John John would have Navy duties, like
he would have to do stuff for the Navy at Purdue, right, Joe,
he's got to be there, he's got to be at
the armory at five am. But they had stuff they
had to do in the afternoon for OTC. Well guess
what he would just watch the video later that day. Perfect, right, perfect,
I mean this is no brainer. You know what they
(27:47):
should do in high school is have a class that's online,
it's on the screen in the room, and then have
one of those big, huge dudes, like in a barely
fitting in his T shirt with like a sunglass, says
that are mirrored, and he just sits in there looking
mean to give you. Everybody stays in line.
Speaker 2 (28:04):
Give him a whistle too, Oh, give him a whistle
and some polyester bike jim short.
Speaker 1 (28:09):
Super tight polyester bike shorts, T shirt too small, huge dude,
and he just sits in there. And if you if
you get out of your seat orre you messing around?
Pains favorite term, nothing is coming knucklehead and knuckleheads.
Speaker 3 (28:23):
Yes, favorite term.
Speaker 1 (28:25):
Favorite term. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (28:26):
Well, Pole finds you are not going to be one
of these.
Speaker 1 (28:29):
Will you please do the rules? Survey says this is
a poll. It's the same thing.
Speaker 3 (28:34):
Oh, this guy went out and pulled people. Oh okay,
trust me, I've been surveyed and I've been polled.
Speaker 4 (28:41):
Big difference.
Speaker 3 (28:42):
Hang on it.
Speaker 1 (28:44):
Rather to tell you the truth, call uncle Mike.
Speaker 3 (28:49):
Forgot it?
Speaker 2 (28:50):
Come on, h A new pole from the Associated Press
found out what many of us, including me, already know.
People would rather stream a new movie at home than
go to the theater.
Speaker 1 (29:00):
Not me, I disagree.
Speaker 2 (29:04):
Jerry found over the past year, thirty two percent of
the respond and says they've watched a recently released film
on streaming rather than go to the theater at least
once a month.
Speaker 3 (29:15):
I look, okay, I.
Speaker 2 (29:17):
Don't even do that because we have so much crap
to watch. I couldn't even if a movie's new and
I want to watch it, wait till it comes out
on you know you cannot.
Speaker 1 (29:28):
There's certain movies Matt top Gun, Maverick, you have to
see that in the theaters, the New f One movie
with the brad Pat Pitch, you have to see that
in the theater. There's no way that it would it
translates to a screen at home.
Speaker 4 (29:41):
This is the other thing too, with whenever you're watching
those movies or any other kind of movie at home
that you really want to be locked into, you're also
more likely to pick up your phone at your house
while you're watching it, as opposed to being in the
movie theater. I never grabbed my phone when I'm in
a movie theater.
Speaker 2 (29:54):
Now, if you put them in the kitchen. And I'll
tell you what else. If I go to a movie
theater and I have to we wi let's see. I'm
fifty seven, so I'm gonna miss about fifteen minutes.
Speaker 3 (30:05):
Of that movie.
Speaker 1 (30:07):
Stay Problems.
Speaker 3 (30:08):
But I can just.
Speaker 2 (30:09):
Pause it and that I'll give you that and say, honey,
I'll see it twenty and then come back and then
we're all caught up.
Speaker 3 (30:15):
But I'm not even gonna pay for a new movie.
Speaker 1 (30:19):
I just I was watching football all day yesterday and
I for some reason, the King Kong from nineteen seventy
eight with Jessica Lang kept popping in my head, and
I was like, you know what, I want to see
if Prime has it, and sure enough they had. It
was three bucks to rent, but I went, you know what,
I'm gonna spend the three bucks. I want to see
the nineteen seventy eight version of King Kong. And by
(30:40):
the way, Jessica Lang, oh boy, Jeff Bridges Old, Jeff Bridges,
Oh boy, Jessica Lang. That bathing suit that when they
find her in that in the dinghy.
Speaker 3 (30:50):
What about way he takes his finger King Kong? Does
he right?
Speaker 1 (30:53):
And by the way King Kong is just a dude
in a monkey suit wood stop.
Speaker 3 (30:58):
So whoa, that was not Calong for real on School Island.
Speaker 1 (31:02):
And it's so he in his facial his facial expressions
when she when he knocks her top off, He's like, eh,
it looks so creepy. Jackie was laughing out loud, and
I was like, this is if Dwight was the was
the King Kong in the nineteen seventy eight movie. And
(31:23):
by the way, Dwight tried, I told Dwight about his
earlier it was it was way too long for a
nineteen seventy eight movie. They spent way too much time
him destroying the subway and all that stuff. In New York,
I went.
Speaker 2 (31:33):
To uh ed Witt and my uncle used to take
me all the horror movies. He took me and there
was an intermission. There was an intermission to showcase cinemas
during King Kong, and I remember that was the very
first time you all had the popcorn buckets like gladiator
and a gladiator helmet, all this business. Yeah, that was
the first time I ever saw one of these. The
popcorn was shaped like an airplane. You could buy the
(31:56):
popcorn buckets shaped like a gigantic airplane.
Speaker 1 (31:59):
Jackie was like, I don't want to watch the end
because King Kong dies, and I go, it's a dude,
no monkey suit.
Speaker 3 (32:05):
It's King Kong.
Speaker 1 (32:07):
What are you talking about? Uh? But it is. And
then he does the He dunks her into the pool
so she can get the mud off her and so
she's washing, she's washing the mud off, and then he
does the and she's doing her hair like this all seductively.
It's like totally pulling the monkey in.
Speaker 2 (32:27):
Wait a minute, Wait a minute, did you and Jackie
after the movie role play and King King Kong and
Lady Explorer by any chance, because it sounded like I
got a little bit too out of that.
Speaker 1 (32:39):
Ain't ray fame?
Speaker 4 (32:42):
All right?
Speaker 1 (32:42):
Man? That's just it about us. I think for the day,
or we might come back here. That's it. John Alden,
good job today producing. We will not call you the
Jim Shorts killer for much.
Speaker 4 (32:53):
Longer retiring Jim Kill.
Speaker 1 (32:56):
Yeah. For Dwight Whitting, I'm toty of Netty. Have a
fantastic day. Keep yool out there eighty six degrees a
day on news radio Way forty WHA.
Speaker 3 (33:03):
I love you, Ma,
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I’m Jay Shetty host of On Purpose the worlds #1 Mental Health podcast and I’m so grateful you found us. I started this podcast 5 years ago to invite you into conversations and workshops that are designed to help make you happier, healthier and more healed. I believe that when you (yes you) feel seen, heard and understood you’re able to deal with relationship struggles, work challenges and life’s ups and downs with more ease and grace. I interview experts, celebrities, thought leaders and athletes so that we can grow our mindset, build better habits and uncover a side of them we’ve never seen before. New episodes every Monday and Friday. Your support means the world to me and I don’t take it for granted — click the follow button and leave a review to help us spread the love with On Purpose. I can’t wait for you to listen to your first or 500th episode!
Crime Junkie
Does hearing about a true crime case always leave you scouring the internet for the truth behind the story? Dive into your next mystery with Crime Junkie. Every Monday, join your host Ashley Flowers as she unravels all the details of infamous and underreported true crime cases with her best friend Brit Prawat. From cold cases to missing persons and heroes in our community who seek justice, Crime Junkie is your destination for theories and stories you won’t hear anywhere else. Whether you're a seasoned true crime enthusiast or new to the genre, you'll find yourself on the edge of your seat awaiting a new episode every Monday. If you can never get enough true crime... Congratulations, you’ve found your people. Follow to join a community of Crime Junkies! Crime Junkie is presented by audiochuck Media Company.
Cardiac Cowboys
The heart was always off-limits to surgeons. Cutting into it spelled instant death for the patient. That is, until a ragtag group of doctors scattered across the Midwest and Texas decided to throw out the rule book. Working in makeshift laboratories and home garages, using medical devices made from scavenged machine parts and beer tubes, these men and women invented the field of open heart surgery. Odds are, someone you know is alive because of them. So why has history left them behind? Presented by Chris Pine, CARDIAC COWBOYS tells the gripping true story behind the birth of heart surgery, and the young, Greatest Generation doctors who made it happen. For years, they competed and feuded, racing to be the first, the best, and the most prolific. Some appeared on the cover of Time Magazine, operated on kings and advised presidents. Others ended up disgraced, penniless, and convicted of felonies. Together, they ignited a revolution in medicine, and changed the world.