9.3: Bill Belichick, Limiting Screen Time, This Day in History, and a Nudist Resort

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
He was talking to darryl Isaacs this morning. He's on

(00:03):
day ninety nine. Tomorrow will be one hundred of this
commitment he made. He has a thirty one inch waiste
now he's been lifting wet. He looks amazing. He looks amazing.
I think it is. And I've known him for very decades.
I think this is the best he's ever looked in
his life, even in high school. He looks amazing. But

(00:24):
we were talking about our weaknesses, and mine is eating
dry cereal right out of the box.

Speaker 2 (00:31):
You were doing it yesterday.

Speaker 1 (00:32):
When I called you yesterday, I was did you did
you notice? I didn't tell him John Williams, John William
william I didn't tell him I was eating honeycomb, honeycomb
right out of the box. But I just didn't. It's Dwight,
so I would normally stop eating when I'm talking to anyone,

(00:52):
But it's Dwight, so I'm just I'm listening to talking corn.

Speaker 3 (00:58):
Like him when he has his skinny pop.

Speaker 1 (01:00):
And he felt like he didn't want to bust me
on it, like dude, are you are you eating cereal
right now? And he could have and I would have
said yes, uh, And I have a box sitting next
to my bed right now. Honey, Well, you could hear
your hand.

Speaker 2 (01:13):
Go in the box and then bring it to your
fat face. You get while I'm talking about the show.

Speaker 1 (01:19):
I feel so guilty because it does make it sound
because your hand goes in and goes past the paper.

Speaker 2 (01:24):
Hey, is you're still prize?

Speaker 1 (01:26):
No, there's no prices. No, I'll tell you what the
prize is. What deliciousness? Gosh uh the transportation. Everyone has
vices and weaknesses. Honey, combs is my weakness. And I
buy the family sized box. It's the size of a Toyota.

(01:50):
It's just for you, though, it's just me. Jackie doesn't
need cereal.

Speaker 3 (01:53):
You should get Patriot cerials.

Speaker 2 (01:55):
Patriot curios, You're good for one hundred and twenty five years.

Speaker 1 (01:58):
Thank you, Sam.

Speaker 2 (01:59):
Really, you plenty of corporal hood reached for energy?

Speaker 1 (02:03):
D Why why do I need to get energy to.

Speaker 2 (02:05):
You need energy to get those mules a crucial river.

Speaker 1 (02:08):
Yeah, that's the hardest part of my day is getting
the mules across the river. Transportation secretary calls for a
nuclear reactor on the moon. The acting head of NASAIS
calling for a reactor on the moon makes sense.

Speaker 2 (02:22):
But why Okay, but why what for energy?

Speaker 1 (02:27):
They we are going back to the Moon and we're
gonna have some facilities there. We need energy there. So
he said, look, nuclear reactor is the best option. But
what what? How many movies do we have to have? Where?

Speaker 4 (02:40):
It all started in twenty thirty two when a nuclear
reactor exploded and cracked the Moon in half, which caused
tidal waves the size of Tony Venetti's ego, and he
crushed New York.

Speaker 2 (02:54):
Hey, I have a tidal wave that I'm coming for you,
seth Isisco.

Speaker 1 (03:01):
At some point that will happen to San Francisco will
fall into the ocean, so that poor ocean, the moon
is owned by nobody, right, Well.

Speaker 2 (03:10):
I don't know. Good Listen, everybody like Bill Belichick's girlfriends
now claiming rights to gold Digger.

Speaker 1 (03:16):
I know, I saw that one.

Speaker 2 (03:17):
By the way is a hit song from Kanye. It
seems like he would have rights before her. Can we
just start claiming rice and stuff?

Speaker 1 (03:25):
Hey, old dudes, just walk away from your Hall of
Fame career right and be happy and go down as
one of the stoic, irritating greatest coaches of all time.
You can't do that, he's got a date of psychopaths.
Twenty six year old, embarrassed yourself? Go to college football?
Why because not one NFL team wanted you.

Speaker 2 (03:48):
Cheater, cheater, You eat pumpkin and your panther looms.

Speaker 1 (03:54):
Are a bloom alrighty.

Speaker 3 (03:56):
And he got ransacked against TCU the other night.

Speaker 1 (04:00):
I mean forty one to seven, it was embarrassing.

Speaker 3 (04:02):
Forty eight to seven, it was maybe maybe anyway, it
was better.

Speaker 2 (04:05):
How many rings does the Super Bowl rings counting the
Giants does he have?

Speaker 1 (04:08):
I think he has seven.

Speaker 2 (04:09):
He has one under part.

Speaker 1 (04:11):
Then it's eight his seven with he has seven. Defensive course,
he has seven because I know that because Tom Brady
has eight and he had seven with the page might have.

Speaker 2 (04:19):
Been under par sales for two of those. I think
he was.

Speaker 1 (04:22):
Yeah, because Tom Brady won seven Super nine, played in nine, lost.

Speaker 2 (04:27):
To the Giants twice.

Speaker 1 (04:30):
Bam.

Speaker 2 (04:31):
But I think Belichick was a defensive coordinator for the
Giants for both years. Yes, correct, Oh, I don't know.
I think it's because the Giants one win he goes
down and then also in ninety is that right?

Speaker 1 (04:44):
It's like Saban just went to TV and is a
talking head. That's what you do you don't go back
to coaching, bra and you don't don't divorce your wife
or whatever. It's seventy three.

Speaker 2 (04:54):
What are you doing seventy three? Can you imagine the conference?
Like I can't imagine a conversation I would have right
now at fifty seven.

Speaker 1 (05:01):
He's seventy three. He's got eight rings, eight rings, Sam
and Johnny and two is an assistant. Okay, soar six
is a head coach. Though six six is a head coach.
So I'm sorry. He was going to go down as
the greatest coach ever in the NFL, and he's embarrassing
himself because old guys can't just figure it out getting

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a fishing boat.

Speaker 2 (05:24):
I'm fifty seven and I can't imagine having her. How
old is she?

Speaker 1 (05:27):
Twenty six, twenty six?

Speaker 2 (05:29):
So I'm thirty one years her senior. I can't imagine
trying to have a conversation with her.

Speaker 1 (05:34):
No, I don't think that's what they're doing a lot.

Speaker 2 (05:36):
No, But if that can only last, what do you think?

Speaker 1 (05:38):
What do you do with the conversation is the last?

Speaker 2 (05:41):
What do you do with the other twenty three hours
and fifty eight minutes?

Speaker 1 (05:44):
Well, they I mean, you can't right, thank you. That's
from uh okay, okay, we'll get into the watch. That's
from the movie Grease. By the way, what is that line?

Speaker 2 (05:54):
Are you kidding me? No?

Speaker 1 (05:55):
Yeah, I've grease Kanicki is his buddy, and Kanicki goes,
what do you do the other twenty three hours and
forty five minutes of the day?

Speaker 2 (06:04):
Are you serious? Yes?

Speaker 1 (06:05):
He says it just like that? Is that the guy
from taxi? A hickey from Kaniki is like a Hallmark cod.

Speaker 2 (06:13):
It's my wife's favorite movie. I've never seen it.

Speaker 1 (06:15):
It's such a good movie. It's a fun movie. It's
a little dirty, is it really? Absolutely?

Speaker 2 (06:20):
Do they show anything?

Speaker 1 (06:21):
Grease? Lightning is the dirtiest song ever, and we were
all singing it as nine year olds.

Speaker 2 (06:25):
Do they show anything?

Speaker 5 (06:26):
No?

Speaker 2 (06:27):
Come on the how is it dirty?

Speaker 1 (06:28):
On the lyrics and stuff for dirty?

Speaker 2 (06:30):
Hey, I'm jad to vote. Everybody looking at my naked
but as I walk away on screen.

Speaker 1 (06:35):
There's no naked.

Speaker 3 (06:36):
But this car is automatic. It's systematic. It's hydramatic.

Speaker 1 (06:39):
It's hydramatic. That's right.

Speaker 3 (06:40):
We'll get some overhead lifters, then some four barrel quads.

Speaker 1 (06:44):
Oh yeah, what does it make the girl? Do I?

Speaker 3 (06:47):
Don't know.

Speaker 2 (06:48):
You can't read it. You can't read that. Just stop
right here, please, it's.

Speaker 1 (06:54):
Been forty eight hours since we've been in trouble.

Speaker 2 (06:55):
I don't need a meeting, all right. I got stuff
to do.

Speaker 1 (06:59):
So the reactor on the moon probably makes sense. But
this is also when the damn thing blows up, cracks
the moon in half, and all of our tides now
are off off kilter.

Speaker 2 (07:08):
But why why do you think it's a good thing
to put a nuclear reactor?

Speaker 1 (07:12):
Because we're going back and we're gonna need power, and
it's it's the it's the smartest move. Nuclear is the
future and energy nuclear nuclear new clear.

Speaker 2 (07:24):
I believe ver's a mispronunciation.

Speaker 1 (07:27):
Yes, mister president. What is the proper pronunciation, mister President.

Speaker 2 (07:30):
It's nuclear?

Speaker 1 (07:31):
Thank you, Thank you.

Speaker 2 (07:32):
President doesn't care about black people.

Speaker 1 (07:35):
There you go, thank you should make you coming west.
That is the I want you to go to the internet.

Speaker 2 (07:42):
Many of my friends are black people.

Speaker 1 (07:45):
I want you to the internet.

Speaker 2 (07:47):
Conly, she's a black people.

Speaker 1 (07:51):
I want you to go to the Internet and find
Tom Hanks is standing next to him, he's un comfortable,
goes off, and Kanye West goes off, and that he's
charts with George Buss doesn't care about black people.

Speaker 5 (08:02):
And then goes on this whole thing and wait a minute,
Tom Hanks, no, Taylor Swift, right, No, it is wait
a minute, Wayne's.

Speaker 1 (08:15):
World English.

Speaker 3 (08:19):
Track Shrack People, Myers, Mike Myers, Michael Myers.

Speaker 1 (08:23):
It's Michael Myers, dude, and there's no better person to
be standing next to him at that time than Michael Myers.
And he's standing there. Watch the video. It is hilarious.

Speaker 2 (08:32):
But doesn't Michael Myers. He starts out on script and
says something like, yes, whatever the MTV award and gets.

Speaker 1 (08:38):
To no, no, no, no, this was raising money for Katrina.

Speaker 2 (08:42):
Katrina.

Speaker 1 (08:43):
It was just like, well, people are in trouble and
we really need to give to And then they all
know it's his line. So Michael Myers kind of like
looks at him, and kanyeway West goes with the George
Buss doesn't like black.

Speaker 2 (08:55):
People, doesn't care about black people.

Speaker 1 (08:59):
I don't think that's on the script.

Speaker 2 (09:01):
But but no, but wait a minute, am I wrong
or didn't Kanye when he.

Speaker 1 (09:07):
Went Taylor Swift's award away from her and.

Speaker 3 (09:12):
Beyonce had the best music video of all time?

Speaker 1 (09:15):
Yeah, listen. Let me tell if I'm Taylor Swift's old man,
if I'm in the crowd, I go down there and
I have.

Speaker 2 (09:20):
There was a point in time, a small little window
and time where Kanye was crazy. There's no you know,
obviously he got that corrected.

Speaker 3 (09:31):
So uncrazy. He only has two letters in his name.
It's just yay now yeay.

Speaker 2 (09:35):
Oh, I forgot about that. It's a yay or yee yeah, Kanye, No,
it'd be yay right, gee.

Speaker 1 (09:41):
I don't know who cares. Japanese City is looking to
pass a law to limit screen time for or against.
I'm off for it, man, I am too.

Speaker 2 (09:51):
I said, a parental control on my phone.

Speaker 1 (09:54):
On your own self. Yeah, yeah, you have to. That's smart.
There our countries, that is it Britain that you cannot
send They've passed corporate laws that you cannot send emails
or business after five pm or six pm.

Speaker 2 (10:11):
I would be off. I used to have a boss
and we start sending emails out Saturday morning, Hey next week,
I X Y, and they would continue all the way
Sunday night.

Speaker 1 (10:20):
Do you have the gong?

Speaker 3 (10:22):
I don't have the gong. I've never had the gong.

Speaker 1 (10:25):
John william Olden the third get the gong.

Speaker 2 (10:33):
If Austin Montgomery from WMZ was producing, he'd have the gong.
That's all I know.

Speaker 3 (10:38):
Is he would.

Speaker 1 (10:39):
Toyat k That's the name of the city, toyak Ca.

Speaker 2 (10:43):
It's beautiful this time of year.

Speaker 1 (10:44):
We used to us we had a place there yea announce.
The city's assembly will soon vote on a draft ordinance
that will limit residents to two hours on smartphones, tablets,
and computers outside of work and school obligations. Would also
recommend there you go, let's do it again. The mayor

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of Toyoa Ka also recommended nightly cutoff times for kids.

Speaker 2 (11:16):
Can I just throw out an idea?

Speaker 1 (11:18):
Yes, real quick?

Speaker 2 (11:19):
For Toyota They're Japanese right.

Speaker 3 (11:21):
Yes, yes?

Speaker 2 (11:22):
How cool would it be if you had like a
Toyota tacoma or thunder or what camera whatever it might be.
You know, instead of having a horn. When you hit
the horn, it was a goal.

Speaker 1 (11:33):
Get away to her trying to.

Speaker 2 (11:35):
Drive there go back to New Albany, you bum, I.

Speaker 3 (11:38):
Drive a camera. Maybe I should do that at four
in the morning when I leave every day.

Speaker 2 (11:41):
I would do that. Back out the window, hit hit
that that.

Speaker 1 (11:44):
Or when you started the car. It was the start
of turning Japanese.

Speaker 2 (11:48):
Yes, I get Toyota on the phone. I think on
the phone if you could look up Toyota research and
develop it and get of meeting with us.

Speaker 1 (12:02):
I did an event with the President of Toyota once
and I was Kidney Toyota. No, he was great Bill Toyota,
and he when he did his speech, I had a
notebook with paper and my notes were on it. He
had the same notebooks. And all the kids that we
were bringing up because it was a scholarship thing. All
the kids have all their speeches on their phone.

Speaker 2 (12:21):
Everybody does.

Speaker 1 (12:22):
And I was like, you notice the two older dudes,
the President of Toyota and the Tony Venetti guy. All
we had our notes on paper because I don't trust
the phone. I get up there and what's going to happen.
It'll die or I won't get be able to get
to the page. I'm just like, if I print it out,
I know I got it.

Speaker 2 (12:38):
We am see a lot of events and almost every
single one of them. I'll bring somebody up and they'll
be scrolling reading their speech off their phone.

Speaker 1 (12:47):
Yeah that's right.

Speaker 2 (12:48):
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That's it. Three precint collar. I mean, I'm doing confession
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Speaker 2 (14:13):
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Uh?

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That's how every Toyota should sound when you turn it on.

Speaker 2 (15:07):
They want to be great. This is gold. If you're
an executive with Toyota.

Speaker 1 (15:13):
Yeah, this goal, we will meet with you and we're
giving it to you for free. Right.

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Speaker 2 (15:27):
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Speaker 1 (15:28):
You and I are going together. We're gonna go together.

Speaker 2 (15:31):
I want some Vision First glasses. Yeah, this time I've
been doing.

Speaker 1 (15:35):
I've got four pair of Vision First and I'm going
to get the ray bands that are the sunglasses that
are prescription also, that's what I'm gonna do.

Speaker 2 (15:42):
I'm gonna get five pair.

Speaker 1 (15:44):
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Speaker 2 (15:47):
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Speaker 1 (15:54):
My total? The NEXTUS seven?

Speaker 2 (15:56):
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Speaker 2 (16:09):
Doctor Street Russell says that I'm over compensating for I
don't want to get too much into it on the air.

Speaker 1 (16:15):
Poor doctor Street Russell a therapist where.

Speaker 2 (16:18):
He takes a shower, like, here's one thing I've noticed.

Speaker 1 (16:21):
Didn't one of your therapists commit suicide?

Speaker 2 (16:22):
Absolutely okay? And the other died in a plane crash.

Speaker 1 (16:27):
Like seriously, and you think the plane crash is by accident?

Speaker 2 (16:31):
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Speaker 1 (16:35):
How did your dog? I'm not gonna do it. I'm
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Speaker 3 (16:42):
He did.

Speaker 2 (16:43):
He did run out Rand Street.

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There was actually two sales girls that started crashing.

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Actually the line was way colder than that.

Speaker 1 (17:00):
Was a lotholder.

Speaker 2 (17:01):
I don't know if we say it or not.

Speaker 3 (17:02):
And he was all in.

Speaker 1 (17:03):
He was all in for Yeah, I said, when I
come in to talk to you all, I said, just
badger being badgery, bean badgery, and I'll take it from thery.
He goes done.

Speaker 2 (17:11):
Okay, it was so upset and that two of the
women cried, let's not tell this. Let's doll We're not
gonna tell us. Tell the story another date.

Speaker 1 (17:18):
In case Father Shane is listening. Now, we're gonna have
to go to confession.

Speaker 2 (17:21):
Oh by the way, Father Shane, Oh you're Greg, get
your the sneaking deacon. Yes, he says. How many issues
does Father Shane had with his hot tub? None, that's
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Speaker 1 (17:35):
I missed it. Yeah, and it's two dollars out of
the bad joke. It's two dollars out. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (17:40):
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Speaker 1 (17:43):
Job, buddy, because you've been bloading that thing up. We
got plenty of money in the bad joke job bro Let.

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Me take off.

Speaker 1 (17:48):
Yeah, there you go.

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I know, look at that, dude.

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Speaker 2 (19:36):
Let's go ahead and do it. Baby. This day in history,
few things to get to.

Speaker 1 (19:40):
I like it.

Speaker 2 (19:41):
I like it, Alul John william Alden, the first and
the second. John William Alden just really disappointed that you
have the same name.

Speaker 1 (19:55):
And you can't be a first unless you have a second.

Speaker 2 (19:57):
You what's weird about being named after your parents? Though?
Like when your parents are having special lady times. Stop
it stopping, stop right stop like this. No, I do
know of she's calling your name out, your mom. I
do know.

Speaker 1 (20:11):
Have people that have changed their name to the third
and not they're not a third? Do that all right?

Speaker 6 (20:17):
Give us this day in history. It is September third,
September third. Let's go all the way back to sixteen
oh nine. That's when Henry Hudson discovered Manhattan Island. I
wonder that's why it's that why it's called Hudson River.

Speaker 1 (20:31):
Cheez. You think.

Speaker 2 (20:34):
He recorded his name for the island Manhattan on his map.

Speaker 1 (20:39):
When they connected the whole thing to the ocean, it
changed commercial shipping in America.

Speaker 2 (20:45):
Huge Manhattan one is uh the meaning many healed land.
I've never been to.

Speaker 1 (20:53):
No named after the Manhattan.

Speaker 5 (20:55):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (20:55):
This tribe, the Manhattan the men Mannahattan tribe Mannahatta.

Speaker 2 (21:03):
All right, it sounds good Mannahatta, but that means many
healed land. Oh you know, is there hills in Manhattan?
There's not more. Let's go up to September third, eighteen
thirty three. It was the first successful do you the
first successful one cent or penny newspaper was published. Guy's

(21:24):
name was Benjamin H.

Speaker 1 (21:26):
Day. Okay, what year eighteen thirty three? Okay, So it
took eighteen thirty three to about the mid two thousands
for newspapers to just finally it's good run, Yes, a
great right, it's great use.

Speaker 2 (21:39):
I used a newspaper to light my charcoal chimney.

Speaker 1 (21:42):
When I grow out, you know, I finally canceled my
Benjamin H.

Speaker 2 (21:45):
Day issued the first copy of The New York Sun.
That was on eighteen thirty three. The paper had the
largest select largest circulation in the country at thirty thousand issues.
That's the largest in.

Speaker 1 (21:59):
The that's not You're gonna get something interesting.

Speaker 3 (22:05):
I love doing that.

Speaker 1 (22:06):
I love doing that to him during this segment puts
him on point. It's like, hey, you're gonna make this
free throw.

Speaker 2 (22:12):
You think about three hours going through history books looking
for this.

Speaker 1 (22:15):
Craft, right, yeah, three hours?

Speaker 2 (22:17):
And then his first newspaper was published.

Speaker 1 (22:22):
I feel like I'm back in Classgo and geez, teach,
come up with something good.

Speaker 2 (22:27):
Let me see. Oh, here's a great one. It's a
cool story. Okay, make me skip a bunch of them,
because now I'm under the.

Speaker 1 (22:33):
I know that's why I did. It's like putty one point.

Speaker 2 (22:36):
This is pretty badass. It is badass today. In eighteen
thirty eight, Frederick Bailey escaped slavery. He disguised himself as
a sailor. He cast off his slave name and became
Frederick Douglas.

Speaker 1 (22:49):
Oh my gosh, that is a good one. That's a biggie.
See Frederick Douglas, the schools named after him.

Speaker 2 (22:55):
Okay, I'm not gonna do this one.

Speaker 1 (22:57):
Because it's stupid and boring, you know.

Speaker 2 (22:59):
Okay, I'll do this one then.

Speaker 1 (23:01):
Okay, you mean, you.

Speaker 2 (23:03):
Know, just because something's not exciting to you and a
serial killer over there producing doesn't mean that, you know,
Betty from accounting doesn't like it.

Speaker 1 (23:11):
Well, Betty has no taste.

Speaker 2 (23:14):
Don't talk about Betty that way, dude.

Speaker 1 (23:16):
I'm sorry, Betty, I'm sorry. Get my check right please?

Speaker 2 (23:20):
It was today in nineteen thirty five, Sir Malcolm Campbell,
let's put sir? Should we put cam? Should we put
sir on John Alden's name, Sir John William It fits?
I think it fits. It fits either. He can either
be royalty or a serial killer.

Speaker 1 (23:39):
This is her characters are royalty. Yeah, all right, give
me the news. What is it? He looks more like
a serial No, so what did he do?

Speaker 2 (23:45):
Wait a minute, hang on, are you kidding me? Are
you telling the guy that wears Jim shorts and T
shirts into work every day he did it?

Speaker 3 (23:52):
I'm shocked. Khaki shorts. Today is radio T shirt and
color Jim shorts.

Speaker 2 (23:58):
They're shiny. It was today and I I thirty five,
Sir Malcolm Campbell became the first person to drive an automobile.

Speaker 1 (24:05):
Automobile timobile three hundred miles an hour.

Speaker 2 (24:09):
Wow, it's three hundred and four point three three one
miles per hour on the Bonnieville sawt Flats in Utah.
But I didn't know they had that technology in nineteen
thirty five.

Speaker 1 (24:19):
Well, they figured it out at least for do one
one little trip there, and they didn't really well they've
doubled it. Well, they haven't really gone faster than that
on land, right, isn't the fastest land speed like six
hundred something miles an hour?

Speaker 2 (24:30):
I don't know. Remember I just showed you the Japanese train, Yes,
going three hundred miles an hour.

Speaker 1 (24:35):
You got to see this job.

Speaker 2 (24:36):
It's just crazy.

Speaker 1 (24:37):
The infrastructure in these countries. I've said it in a
million times and I'll move on. But they don't spend
their money on their abou two percent of their budget
is military because they have us to protect them, so
they can spend it on a three hundred mile an
hour train. That would be kind of awesome to have
in America, but we love our cars, so we're not
going to do that.

Speaker 2 (24:55):
So I was today, nineteen seventy September third, nineteen seve
Arthur Brown, who we just heard on the way in,
best known for US hit Fire, was arrested and jailed
for four days after he set his hat on fire
and stripped naked in a show in Italy. It was
then asked to leave the country and never return.

Speaker 1 (25:17):
I've been kicked out of an entire country, all right,
you got me there, dude. I thought I had a
good story and then you came with that got kicked
out of Italy.

Speaker 2 (25:24):
I mean when I was with the Rocky and Troy
Morning show, their what embassy or whatever yeah called the
radio station said that me and Jim Bullet will never
be allowed were not allowed back for Bahamas.

Speaker 1 (25:36):
I wonder if he ever tested it. I'm not just
a singer, not you, but the singer going on. Might
as well try it and we'll see if I can
get in.

Speaker 2 (25:43):
I don't like he's still alive, do we know? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (25:46):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (25:46):
I want to be instill alive.

Speaker 1 (25:47):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (25:48):
Let's do one more. It was today September third, twenty fifteen,
all eyes were on Kentucky. Why Why because Kentucky County
Clerk Kim Davis and Joe refusing to issue a marriage license.

Speaker 1 (26:07):
All of us.

Speaker 2 (26:08):
I remember later than like months later, they had a
press conference press and it was like national.

Speaker 1 (26:14):
News, you're gonna talk about the husband.

Speaker 2 (26:18):
Yeah. So they show up to this press conference and
she's wearing like, you know, farm graf. He's in overalls
with a piece of straws.

Speaker 1 (26:27):
He's in overalls, a straw hat and a piece of
straw out of his mouth at the press conference and
I went, come on, man.

Speaker 2 (26:37):
And he and he did the junior from Ehaw move
and stuck his thumbs behind the straps and stood there
like that.

Speaker 4 (26:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (26:43):
I believe she's been married four times. Just give her
the give him the license, dude.

Speaker 2 (26:48):
Everybody deserves a life of.

Speaker 1 (26:50):
Given the license. Yeah, everyone deserves to be to live
the misery of marriage. Give it to.

Speaker 2 (26:54):
Except for me. I love my wife and life is
always spectacular.

Speaker 1 (26:58):
And I don't know if this stat is true, but
lesbian couples have the highest rated divorce. Male female have
the second, and male male have the last. Because there's
no women involved.

Speaker 3 (27:11):
That's pretty good.

Speaker 1 (27:13):
That's not my line. It's a it's a comedian us
all online. It was funny. I don't know if the
statser are correct. I don't know if the stats are correct,
but I'm gonna i'd but I'd bet money that that's accurate.

Speaker 2 (27:25):
Can you imagine you get home, you sit down with
cass next to your husband. Yeah, and he says he
you want to talk about your feelings? You just hit
him in the arm, you.

Speaker 1 (27:33):
Know, yeah? Should Well, you're not even gonna go there? No,
what time the game on? And did you pick up
the wings on the way home? But you know what,
do you want to make chili?

Speaker 2 (27:45):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (27:45):
Okay?

Speaker 2 (27:47):
Why is it the gay guys always have immaculate yards?

Speaker 1 (27:50):
Though, I've always said I would live in a neighborhood
with police officers and gay people because gay people have
the greatest yards, and your neighborhood would be safe because
it's all cops will get made.

Speaker 2 (28:01):
I'll want them next to gay cops.

Speaker 1 (28:03):
I swear I had several both worlds. I've had several
male gay neighbors in my neighbor in the neighborhood several times,
and their their yard is immaculate.

Speaker 2 (28:14):
Neighborhood with biggest gay policemen.

Speaker 1 (28:16):
Yeah, there you go. We'll ask Matt Sanders. I bet
he knows the population. All right, that's a pretty good one.

Speaker 2 (28:24):
You saved it. You saved it. Ed out something that
might have been interesting to others.

Speaker 1 (28:28):
Though. No, no, they were interesting. I don't think so.
Maybe I was wrong. I don't know. But you're exhausted now.

Speaker 2 (28:35):
I am exhausted.

Speaker 1 (28:36):
I love doing that to him. He just right to
the foul line and I go, you missed the last three.

Speaker 3 (28:41):
Were we going to wrap up with the newest resort?

Speaker 2 (28:43):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (28:43):
Yeah, yea, yes, okay, yeah, okay. So if you have
one point eight million dollars, you can buy the Serendipity Park.
It is a nudist resort in the Blue Mountains, which
are gorgeous, by the way, the Blue Mountains in Georgia.

(29:04):
So it's in Cleveland, Georgia. Saren Depity Park is up
for sales. Sale. It's just two hours outside of Atlanta,
spanning roughly forty two acres in the foothills of Blue Mountains.
This naked oh just paradise can be yours.

Speaker 2 (29:19):
You know, Saren Deputy Nudist Park. It has a four
point five, writing on trip Advisor, thank you, how want
me to look at images and get a little bit more?

Speaker 1 (29:28):
There is good naked and bad naked.

Speaker 2 (29:30):
Oh, there's no such thing. There's all good naked.

Speaker 1 (29:32):
I don't think so, No it is, Seinfeld said, opening
a jar naked is not a good look.

Speaker 2 (29:37):
I've yet to find a bad naked.

Speaker 1 (29:39):
Okay, Well that's you right, all right, So this is
up for grabs. I think one point eight million is
a pretty good price, even if you don't go with
the newdest colony. It's it's a forty two acres the
foothills of Blue Mountains. I'm in. I mean, I'm in,
but i'd keep the park.

Speaker 2 (29:55):
How they blurred out the pictures that got it?

Speaker 1 (29:57):
Of course they did. We mean, of course dirty ay band.

Speaker 2 (30:01):
No, this is research, dude. This is what I do
for the listener. I get down in the dirt and
I do the research so they don't have to.

Speaker 1 (30:08):
All right, we have a busy rest of the week.
I can't believe it's already howan Thai and tomorrow will
be far Thai and we'll have plenty of interviews on
the way out. I've got some folks from a facility
that when you're in recovery where you can go live.
I think it's in Frankfurt. We'll talk to her. Plus,
Louisville Sports Commission is gonna come on and say hi,
and ed Gallery round El Galern is gonna come on.

(30:31):
Former Captain Seal Teams he is. He was at one
point in charge of all the Seal Teams actions from
Mexico down. So that strike that we got we had
against the drug dealer boat yesterday, that will be his
topic on how that went down and why and how
and all that. So we'll do a quick hit with
him tomorrow.

Speaker 2 (30:51):
I'm less enthused about the newdest Park because now I'm
looking at a picture.

Speaker 1 (30:54):
Mm hmm.

Speaker 2 (30:55):
It's in the pool where you would think all the
action would be happen, you know. And in the pool,
well there's one two six old guys hanging around the
poor bar and they're playing they're playing chess.

Speaker 1 (31:07):
Okay. So here's the thing. If you are going to
experience the newdest Colony thing, go to the go to
the most expensive, save their money up and go to
the most expensive people because rich people are better looking
than poor people, right. So well, the wives are ye,
the wives are exactly exactly. Rich guys have good looking wants,

(31:29):
so don't go cheap on the newdest colony. That's I
think the takeaway from the Tony and Dwight Show today.

Speaker 2 (31:35):
If you're thinking about joining, if.

Speaker 1 (31:37):
You're thinking about going to one, don't go cheap.

Speaker 2 (31:39):
Trying to get a review to come up.

Speaker 1 (31:40):
I can't forget, Sir John William Alden, the third good job,
first day back, Well everybody, we'll be back tomorrow for
Dwight Witting and Tony Venetti. Have a great Wednesday on
news Radio eight forty w h A S.

Speaker 2 (31:54):
I Love you, Ma,