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Speaker 1 (00:00):
What is this man?
Speaker 2 (00:02):
Chances all?
Speaker 1 (00:04):
Why are we playing this?
Speaker 3 (00:05):
Because it's a Johnny Mathis birthday? Oh is it really
eighty nine years old? Happy birthday, Johnny Mathis.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
All right.
Speaker 1 (00:11):
Before the break, we asked, folks, if you have input
on right here on news radio eight forty whas it's
Tony Dwight Hill, brought to you by the Kentucky Office
of Highway Safety. Please buckle up and slow down out
there and be cautious through the construction zones. Please. We
asked who should represent the human race if we have
first contact? We put our three brains together and came
(00:34):
up with Tom Cruise. Tom Cruise not.
Speaker 3 (00:37):
Only could he do his own studs, he's in great shape,
good looking guy, charisma out the wazoo, but he's also
a scientist.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
We're wondering if the aliens have a wazoo. Right, let's
go and take some callers five seven, one, eight four
eighty four. Who should represent the human race? We'll go
to Pat first online too. Pat.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
You're on, Hey, Pat?
Speaker 1 (00:57):
What's what's up?
Speaker 2 (00:59):
Well you doing?
Speaker 3 (00:59):
Hey?
Speaker 2 (01:00):
What do you do for a living? Pat? Where are
you calling from?
Speaker 1 (01:02):
I'm a retired sheet metal worker and I'm from Clifton
Cliff all right, all right, who should represent the U
the human race?
Speaker 4 (01:11):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (01:11):
First, is this person have to be no?
Speaker 1 (01:14):
No, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, I'm sorry. We got
to have some rules here.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
Come on, work with me, boy, I'm with you.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
What you suggestion?
Speaker 2 (01:24):
A people could bring them back to life?
Speaker 1 (01:25):
Maybe, yes, the Martians Phyllis Diller Phyllis.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
They start that engine and row back home. Thank you, Pat,
I like my little one that thought Phyllis Dillar was
kind of hot.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
Yes, you're the only one even once you had that
pick on do the all right, thank you. Let's go
to David online. Four five eight four is the phone number, David?
Who should represent the human race? Hey, fellas you all
talked about woman, I came up with two names, Jessica Rabbit,
Kathleen Turner and Betty Davis Jim Carr. Okay, all right,
(02:09):
all right, uh yes, but have you seen Kathleen Turner
these days?
Speaker 2 (02:15):
Well, I'll bet her voices.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
Thanks David, thanks for calling. I've said one A four
eight four. We did have a good suggestion from the
news department.
Speaker 3 (02:24):
Tony Thornton. Tony Thornton chimes in, Samuel L. Jackson okay,
all right, gets I mean, yeah, yeah, the mother Blakey.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
Hang on, hang on, that's a pretty good one. That's
a pretty good one. All the News department said William Shatner.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
That's not bad. He's so old though.
Speaker 5 (02:50):
I know he has experienced, though at least unofficial experience.
Captain Kirk Interrestrial.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
He's Captain Kirk. I've said one eight four eighty four
is the phone number who should represent the human race
with first contact? Because it's coming, folks, It's gonna be
here soon.
Speaker 3 (03:05):
All right, Tony grammle has two suggestions, okay. First one
is uh Is Rodney from Levinon Junson rod de bod
Right Rodney from leven Junckson. Second one is Lance McGarvey.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
Okay, what would Lance say? Do you comment?
Speaker 4 (03:27):
Peace?
Speaker 2 (03:28):
Lance? Lance?
Speaker 3 (03:30):
The alien has thirty seven ears on his head. Look
at thirty seven. He can hear you.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
It M I being loud?
Speaker 2 (03:37):
Does it coming?
Speaker 1 (03:38):
Peace?
Speaker 2 (03:38):
Sinsion?
Speaker 3 (03:40):
I asked the great person if he wants to watch
Downtown Abbey.
Speaker 5 (03:44):
With us, take him to Downtown Abay. I would know
where to go.
Speaker 3 (03:49):
Dear alien person, did you know that Rex Chapman is
from Olwoodsboro and I am as well.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
Lance Bagari would be a perfect representative of the human race.
Let's go to Doug online too. Who what's your suggestion? Will?
Speaker 3 (04:07):
I think you gotta go with someone who knows culture
real good and how do you change it?
Speaker 2 (04:11):
How to fix it?
Speaker 3 (04:12):
I'm thinking Kenny Payne.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
Oh not the color of the day. That is Collar
of the week, Caller of the week. Thank you for that,
someone that could change the culture. That's fantastic. Let's go
to Donnie. You're online one, Donnie, who should represent the
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human race?
Speaker 3 (04:36):
I think you need a big man and somebody that's
funny as hell, and that would have to be Shack
Sequille O'Neill. He would definitely be a timidady. He's a timidading,
but only if it needs to be. He's funny and charming.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
Yeah, but don't isn't that a pair? Shouldn't it be
Shack and Charles Barkley? I think yeah, we send them both.
Great call Donnie, Great Johnny. You can make a list.
Speaker 3 (05:02):
Here, but retire from a partner corrections. Okay, what's the
worst thing you ever caught? Anybody trying to keystra into
the jail?
Speaker 1 (05:10):
All right, stop it stop.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
We'd have to talk privately about it too.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
All right, So Samuel L.
Speaker 3 (05:19):
Jacks, I gotta ask you one question real quick, if
you if you catch him, did they ever do this?
Speaker 2 (05:24):
How in the world did that get up there?
Speaker 1 (05:25):
Okay, thank you, Donnie, thank you for calling. Okay, Sammy
old Jackson.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
Well that's shack, that's not mine. How in the world
did that get up there?
Speaker 1 (05:34):
Shack? Uh? We also got William Shatner even though he's
old An's McGarvey Shatner. Yeah, I'm doing a list. Let's
go to Ray I'm sorry, no, no, no, Let's go to
Jason online. Four. Jason, you're on.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
Gary Bucy.
Speaker 3 (05:58):
John isn't too late to get the honey on my
lips drop if you can, if you can google Gary
Busey honey.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
On my lips I might still haven't saved that.
Speaker 3 (06:07):
What makes you what makes thake Gary Bausey just because
it's funny most people in society, or just that.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
That's exactly right.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
It's a fair representation.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
Okay, all right, this is a different avenue we were
taking with. Thanks for the call, brother, I appreciate it.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
That's a good thought. He's like, what his thought is?
Who's not the best representative. He's like, it's like who
represents the most, who's the most accurate.
Speaker 2 (06:34):
He's the most accurate.
Speaker 1 (06:35):
That's that's exactly right. Let's go to Lannie on line six. Gilanni,
you're on Hey, you know we got to hear from
bad tony Vanni because you know aliens gots.
Speaker 2 (06:49):
I couldn't have noticed that you green people just landed
on my planet. Do any of you green Martian people
happen to have sisters per se? If you will? If so,
habit at brist women on your planet head, Thank.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
You, thank you for the call. Bad ton't even that
he is on that list. All right. Now, let's go
to Ray. Ray you're on news radio eight forty w
h A is.
Speaker 3 (07:13):
Okay, you got to bring this one back to the
dead too. But Sam Tennyson, oh.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
Oh, he'd just be screaming at in the entire time.
Great call, We appreciate it.
Speaker 3 (07:28):
Thank you.
Speaker 2 (07:28):
All right?
Speaker 1 (07:29):
Who's on line who's on line four?
Speaker 2 (07:31):
Where it's a mystery we'll find out. Let's find out
it's a mystery caller a line four? Who's this an alien?
This is David?
Speaker 5 (07:38):
How about Larry the cable guy?
Speaker 2 (07:41):
Hey, David, what do you do? For a living hass.
Where are you from? I'm retard, I'm from Lovell, from Middletown,
Oh oh, Medal.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
Yeah, it's it's a district vote for Susan Tyler Witte.
Speaker 3 (07:52):
That's my stopping grounds. Baby, No great, call quick.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
I've got Gary Busey for you.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
Okay, Gary, it's not my gem.
Speaker 4 (08:01):
I don't buy John by Honey and I kiss it
on the lips. Talk about buttered sausage, Where it comes from,
what it does? Why is it doing what it's doing?
Get it out of my face? What about buttereds buttered sausage?
Speaker 2 (08:16):
Uh? Why did the talks break down with the space people? Jeez,
I don't know. We sent Gary Bausey.
Speaker 4 (08:23):
It's not my gem.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
I don't buy John by Honey.
Speaker 4 (08:25):
And I kiss it on the lips.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
All right, So this is a pretty good list, and
I appreciate everyone's input on this. Who would represent the
human race? Samuel L. Jackson, I think is the top
on the list.
Speaker 2 (08:41):
I think so too, Tony Thornton, way to.
Speaker 1 (08:43):
Go, Yeah, Lance McGary McGarvey, number two, Shack and Barkley,
William Shatner, Gary Busey, Kenny Payne, bad Tony Vannetti, Kennison
and Larry the cable Guy.
Speaker 2 (08:55):
That's good crew's cabinet, Pretty pretty good crew.
Speaker 3 (08:58):
Maybe all those should be advisors to Space Force. If
you suffer from migraines, here's a trip for you that
you could take. If you suffer from migraines. How about
a trip to McDonald's. A noted neurologist says the trip
through McDonald's drive through might be just the thing you need.
(09:19):
Doctor Jessica Lowe says that a coke and French fries
from McDonald's, which she has termed the phrase mcmigraine, might
just ease the migraine pain. Here's why, because the combo
has caffeine, salt, sugar and carbs to relieve your migraine symptoms.
Speaker 1 (09:37):
So we can relieve it.
Speaker 2 (09:38):
Yeah. So, if it's early on, I.
Speaker 1 (09:41):
Thought that list was causing it.
Speaker 5 (09:43):
McDonald's stories in the same day, what's going on it?
Speaker 3 (09:47):
Maybe Big Farmer bought McDonald's. Uh No, saying that if
you're out is not a cure, but it's a substitute
for proper treatment. If you're caught out, you don't have medication.
The combination of McDonald's fries and the coke. Yes, it's
gonna supply magical powers. Was caffeine soft, Yes, sad and yuger.
Speaker 1 (10:07):
There's nothing hungover. Cure is a large dye coke with
extra ice and a large fry for McDonald's. It's it's magic,
it has magical powers.
Speaker 4 (10:18):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (10:19):
A competitive eater.
Speaker 3 (10:20):
One of the great things about Olive Garden, Yes, is
the soup salad and all you can eat soup salad
and bread breadsticks.
Speaker 2 (10:28):
Oh, it's so good. Competitive.
Speaker 1 (10:30):
The last time you were at you haven't been to
Olive Garden in twenty years?
Speaker 2 (10:36):
Do you want to know? Seriously, it just dawned on.
Speaker 1 (10:38):
Me last time you were at Olive Gardens, So you.
Speaker 2 (10:41):
Want to know?
Speaker 3 (10:42):
Yes, The last time I was at Olive Garden is
when I asked Susan to marry me and we had
to break it.
Speaker 2 (10:49):
To our mothers.
Speaker 1 (10:51):
You took them to Olive Garden, took.
Speaker 2 (10:52):
Them to Olive Garden on Hurstborn Lane.
Speaker 1 (10:55):
Wait a minute and break it to your mother's. You
mean you sound like it's bad news to them.
Speaker 3 (10:59):
Well it was good news, right, but it is for
Susan's accurate accurate. Yes, you know how they give you
like a dowry and other countries where hey, if.
Speaker 2 (11:09):
You marry my daughter to.
Speaker 3 (11:10):
A water buffalo, you got to pay us two water
bottles a chicken, and they tried to buy me off.
If you don't buy art, if you don't marry our daughter,
we'll give you X y Z. I'm married her anyway.
But that's the last time I've been there, and that
was thirteen or fourteen, I.
Speaker 1 (11:33):
Have I cannot tell you the last time I was
married twenty six. Yeah, I don't know. What do you mean.
Speaker 2 (11:42):
I don't know if you're accurate or not.
Speaker 1 (11:43):
Now, what do you mean? What are you talking about?
We married twice. Yeah, so if you take the year
and a half away, so.
Speaker 2 (11:49):
What we do you start over?
Speaker 1 (11:51):
No? No, we just continued it. Yeah, we used the
first one because for people who don't know, I remarried
my wife, we got divorced, remarried a year and a half.
Speaker 2 (12:01):
The most expensive argument you ever got in.
Speaker 1 (12:02):
It's exactly right, this expensive fight we ever had.
Speaker 3 (12:06):
Well competitive eater went into Olive Garden for the all
you can eat pasta.
Speaker 2 (12:11):
Put it to the test.
Speaker 3 (12:13):
Uh he wound up eating twenty two bowls of pasta
in just one hour.
Speaker 1 (12:18):
Oh that's gross, No way.
Speaker 2 (12:20):
In one hour.
Speaker 1 (12:23):
A contest or. He just walked in and did it.
Speaker 3 (12:25):
The guy's name's Cameron Mead. He's a competitive eater on
the circuit. He's got a TikTok account. So he said,
you know Olive Gardens, they've got all you can eat pasta.
Let me go ahead and run in there.
Speaker 2 (12:35):
He did.
Speaker 1 (12:36):
I thought it was just all you could eat salad, breadsticks.
I didn't know it was all you can eat pasta.
Speaker 2 (12:39):
Soup, salad. I don't know. It's a good.
Speaker 1 (12:42):
Tactic because it's because pasta fills you up so much.
Speaker 2 (12:45):
We no think about the uh. You're right. I thought
it used to. Maybe it was pasta included. I can't remember.
Speaker 1 (12:51):
That's crazy, But.
Speaker 3 (12:51):
Think what what's the what's the uh markup on pasta?
You get a box of like five pounds for a dollar, it's.
Speaker 1 (12:57):
Going to be pasta. Because if you go in the
restaurant and look around.
Speaker 3 (13:00):
The only pasta eight is lots of pasta and bartos. Yeah,
that's it, only those two places.
Speaker 1 (13:07):
Lots of pasta, lots of pasta. Louisville dot com it
is the best place to get your pasta. I love
the imported pasta. It's a little bit more expensive, but
these days of groceries, it's right on price right now.
It's actually a good price. It doesn't fill you up
as much because it is it's real clean pastas made
in Italy, and you will know the difference once you
(13:27):
cook it up and serve it to your family. Of course,
they have a great deli there with the grab and
go for all the tailgate action you got going on
this weekend. Louisville is a huge game against Virginia. Virginia
just be Clemson, so it's going to be packed out
at Cardio Stadium. If you want to look good and
feel good at the tailgate party, get the grab and
go at Lots of Pasta, or get trays of lasagna
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or whatever you've got, or whatever you want to order.
Just sandwiches, a tray of sandwiches, they'll do that too.
Just go to Lots of Pasta Louisville dot com, order
it up and pick it up on the way to
the game. Peple is that Lots of Pasta thirty seven
seventeen Lexington Road in the heart of Saint Matthew's. We'll
take a short break, we'll come back on news Radio
eight forty whas. I'm always proud of our listeners coming through.
(14:16):
Every time we have a phone topic, they come in
in spades.
Speaker 3 (14:21):
Comedian Jim Gibbons says that Paul Stanley and Bad John Wayne.
Speaker 2 (14:29):
Should greet the alien. Laura Perry says Denzel Washington, Kid
Rock or Ryan Reynolds. No, kid Rock, Ryan Reynolds isn't
a bad one.
Speaker 1 (14:39):
Ryan Reynolds would be a good one. He would annoy
the crap out of him. Yeah he would, Yeah, he would. No,
All right, seventy right.
Speaker 3 (14:48):
If you're in the mood for probe with anybody this
here's my wife, Suzanne, Susannah. Let these nice people probe you.
Speaker 1 (14:57):
No shocker here. Eight of ten women say the girls
night out is essential to recharge the batteries.
Speaker 3 (15:04):
Well, it sounds like a bunch of this you ready, yes, woo,
a bunch of woos all night long.
Speaker 1 (15:12):
Even though life is busy. Women say they need one
every twenty two days to feel balanced.
Speaker 3 (15:21):
What depends on hang on that can line up at
an unfortunate time.
Speaker 1 (15:27):
Oh, no kidding. Once you get older, you get older.
Girls night out is not this. This has got to
be a twenties or thirties kind of thing.
Speaker 2 (15:35):
Once you get older, you got girls afternoon.
Speaker 1 (15:37):
They go on road trips, they go to Vegas or
where they go do something. But they say every twenty
two days again, must be a younger one. The night
out includes. Okay, what is that list? Say? What does
the night out include?
Speaker 2 (15:56):
Let's see Mexican?
Speaker 1 (15:58):
Okay, they're not that specif watching movies? Okay, dancing, yeah,
that's it, cooking together.
Speaker 3 (16:08):
Cooking together, No, No, girls do a girls night out
and then go into a case.
Speaker 1 (16:13):
No, you could be a girl's night out at somebody's house. Yeah,
and almost one percent say wine has to be involved.
Speaker 3 (16:22):
Oh yeah, and they got it and they gotta have
a stupid placer in their kitchen.
Speaker 2 (16:28):
It says something like a it's wine o'clock somewhere. It's
wine down Wednesday.
Speaker 1 (16:35):
Uh, and this is why women are just so different
than men. Eighty five percent report that a bottle must
be opened sixteen minutes from the first guest arriving.
Speaker 2 (16:46):
So, got a timer on the phone.
Speaker 1 (16:47):
It's okay, guys, just how to get together, right, and
it's there's no wait a minute, it's been fifteen minutes
and no bottle of wine has been open.
Speaker 3 (16:55):
Obviously, I'm not a wine drinker. The wife is, but
I always wonder even if she's a kid. But going
back to nineteen seventy five, when he opens up the
bottle and jaws and he starts to pour it, Yeah,
Richard Driver goes, you want to let that breathe?
Speaker 2 (17:10):
Yeah, And I was like, breathe? What hell?
Speaker 4 (17:11):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (17:11):
So you're supposed to open up wine and let it
just sit there for.
Speaker 1 (17:14):
No, dude, No multipot wines are like twelve dollars. No,
you're not letting it.
Speaker 3 (17:19):
You and your fancy twelve dollars wine. You always got
rub it in my face.
Speaker 2 (17:22):
Man. You know you're not the only refined person I know.
Speaker 1 (17:27):
The topics are juicy updates on their own lives. That
mean they talk about her husbands. The husbands.
Speaker 3 (17:33):
That's why I always give Susan an extra twenty and say,
make it sound like I'm really good in bed.
Speaker 1 (17:38):
I'm sure complaining about bosses or teachers or principles relationships
and catching up with what's going on with their families.
Isn't that what Facebook is for?
Speaker 2 (17:49):
I would think no. Facebook is for making people hate
each other.
Speaker 1 (17:52):
Jackie doesn't really do girls night out. She does the
last time she went to Seattle. They hung out in Seattle.
Just one of them lives there. That's about it.
Speaker 3 (18:01):
Susan plays tennis, so yeah, that's her.
Speaker 2 (18:05):
I like these tennis tournaments and stuff.
Speaker 1 (18:07):
And have you encouraged your wife, John Alden to go
out does it?
Speaker 5 (18:11):
She'll hang out with her cousin and her sister and
they call it dilly dallying.
Speaker 2 (18:15):
Oh my gosh, you wanna go dilly dallying.
Speaker 1 (18:17):
We'll go to like, uh dilly bars, the ice cream bar.
Speaker 5 (18:21):
What's the name of that little like crappy mall in Hillview.
It's not like a mall, but you know, you buy
the stuff they to whatever. I can't think of what
it's called.
Speaker 2 (18:30):
Can you please get them sweatshirts?
Speaker 5 (18:31):
That says the dilly Dalliers, so that they also have
They've named their group of the crab Rangoon Goons.
Speaker 1 (18:39):
Craons. I'm stealing that because I love crab.
Speaker 2 (18:42):
I want to get on the show. Is Austin Montgomery
from w m Z.
Speaker 3 (18:47):
Yeah, because I got this little nugget out, I mean
Friday at Jefferson Animal Hospital. He said he's getting married,
you know, he said that they're going to both hyphenate
each other names.
Speaker 2 (19:01):
That's the first first I've heard of it. Yeah, I've never
heard of that. At least you're sharing like she's going
to take his last name and he's.
Speaker 5 (19:10):
I feel like they get kind of complicated, right.
Speaker 1 (19:12):
To each his own.
Speaker 3 (19:14):
But no, but I said, is that a thing he goes?
Speaker 2 (19:18):
Well? I think.
Speaker 5 (19:20):
My wife whenever she married me, she took my last
name but kept her old last name as a middle name.
Speaker 3 (19:25):
That's what my wife did. She didn't want to commit
un let's said. I don't blame her. She said, you
know what I'm in for eighty percent. But if something
goes south, I still got Susan Tyler.
Speaker 1 (19:35):
I don't know, I'm old school. Just take the damn name.
Speaker 2 (19:38):
Well, at least it's not hyphenated.
Speaker 1 (19:41):
No, I mean you're a hyphen No, I'm not. Oh
yo yo she did, she moved the yes, Susan Tyler. Yeah,
it just flows though, But I don't so tell me
again what Austin is doing.
Speaker 3 (19:54):
He I gotta get him in here to make sure.
But it's sounded alike. Think got right on this. He's
going to take her last name and she's gonna do
the opposite.
Speaker 1 (20:06):
What can I say? That's the dumbest thing I've heard ever,
and I've never heard that before in my life.
Speaker 2 (20:13):
Here give him. That can't be right. Reason, Yeah, that.
Speaker 1 (20:18):
Can't be right though. There's no way. They have two
different names and she took his and he took hers again.
Speaker 2 (20:24):
First of all, if he took hers, no, he's taking hers.
Speaker 5 (20:28):
Well, maybe they're both like maybe maybe it's Montgomery Dash
whatever his future wife's last name is, but they're both
going to keep it in the same order. Maybe that's
what it's gonna be. That would make at least a
little more sense.
Speaker 1 (20:38):
Yeah, what you just described to me makes no sense of.
Speaker 2 (20:41):
It made no sense to me either, and I had
just left.
Speaker 1 (20:46):
He's doing the Dwight Witten uh philosophy before the wedding.
Let me see how big I can get. I'm kidding, Austin,
You're fine, you look great. You look great, buddy man.
As soon as I got that yes from her, you
just started. He was like an inflator ring.
Speaker 2 (21:02):
It's like seventy pounds I put on the engagement.
Speaker 1 (21:04):
He was like an inflator ring. I've never seen you
so fat in your life, in.
Speaker 2 (21:09):
Your wedding day.
Speaker 3 (21:09):
It's the fattest I've ever rememb in your wedding day.
John Goodman was looking at me, going, he's fat.
Speaker 1 (21:15):
There's a person that's not with us anymore that used
to work here. I thought, I know you. I thought
you were him. As you were walking away in the
long hallway in the old studios, I thought you were him,
and I thought you were and told you that I
thought you were goofing. I thought you just start crying.
You started playing Nebraska.
Speaker 3 (21:34):
This from Austin Yes, Oh he's not talking about that
at all. He's talking about the wine. Okay, he says,
my wonderful fiance.
Speaker 2 (21:42):
He's a minute and a half behind.
Speaker 1 (21:44):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (21:45):
Austin Montgomery says, my wife fiance has a plaque in
the house that says save water, drink wine.
Speaker 2 (21:50):
Okay. So yeah, so he's a minute and a half behind.
Speaker 1 (21:53):
I'll take that back, my wife does.
Speaker 2 (21:55):
Majehan Yeah, I like him. Is a good dude.
Speaker 1 (21:58):
No, Majehon is that game. It's it's the Asian game
where it's at least like Domino's in a mix of
other games in one. But that's what they do. They're
very competitive. They don't drink at it.
Speaker 3 (22:10):
What's bunco because what okay, well sorry, Well here from
Austin Montgomery who knows.
Speaker 1 (22:17):
Back after this news radio eight forty w h A
s this is pretty cool. Who is this Bush?
Speaker 2 (22:24):
Oh it's a newer Bush song.
Speaker 1 (22:26):
Really.
Speaker 2 (22:28):
You know who picked up Bush for the very first
ever dinger boy? It was me.
Speaker 1 (22:33):
I thought it was Danger Boy. Oh, danger Boy got
in marijuana.
Speaker 3 (22:36):
Danger Boy got in marijuana Jee allegedly allegedly allegedly Jim.
Speaker 1 (22:40):
Boy and allegedly it was called Danger Buds.
Speaker 2 (22:42):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (22:43):
I was the first first time Bush ever performed in
the United States of America.
Speaker 2 (22:48):
That's pretty bad ass.
Speaker 3 (22:50):
And I picked him up at the airport and they
were fantastic. They were great people. And it was on
a Friday. The show was on a Sunday and they
were the headliner.
Speaker 1 (23:02):
And then they were kind of jerks.
Speaker 3 (23:04):
The advantager said they refused to go on stage because
the sound system wasn't good enough and it's.
Speaker 1 (23:09):
Like a high fi. My boys aren't playing on a
high fi like that, And they.
Speaker 3 (23:13):
Told me to go tell the program director and not playing,
I went and told the program he goes, you go
tell the bushes man.
Speaker 2 (23:20):
I'm like a part timer.
Speaker 5 (23:22):
Well me, artists were bigger a holes.
Speaker 3 (23:25):
Back in the day, the newer artists were the worst,
like the like, for example.
Speaker 5 (23:31):
Mardol's corn story before You'll have to go over that.
I've heard that.
Speaker 3 (23:34):
One one of my first dates I had with my
ex girlfriend Bonnie Is, I took her to Erolsmith and.
Speaker 1 (23:40):
All these ex girlfriends loved being outed.
Speaker 3 (23:45):
But one of our second third waver date, I took
her to Erolsmith and we sat on the stage for
sound check. It's Aerosmith, Steve Tyler, he's coming over giving
her rings, being super cool. But the like the newer bands, they.
Speaker 1 (23:58):
Were all jerks, the grunge guys. All right, these are
professions that make the worst spouses. I think this this
list will make sense for most. And here's the biggest takeaway,
which I believe. Radio's not on this list. Radio personality
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is not on this list. Restaurant bar manager, owner.
Speaker 2 (24:25):
Yeah, oh horrible, Are you kidding me?
Speaker 1 (24:27):
No doubt about it. Restaurants are one big sex fest. Okay,
that's all they are.
Speaker 3 (24:35):
Well, but if you're an owner, you got people skimming
against you, Yeah, go stealing against you.
Speaker 1 (24:39):
You're crazy. If you're the owner, you're you're nuts. Your
brain is fried. If you work there a manager, a hostess,
a waitress, or a bartender. It's one big crazy sex fest.
Speaker 3 (24:50):
Least self get part time job at Applebee's.
Speaker 2 (24:55):
Sorry, that's just a little note. Christmas cash coming up
around the corner.
Speaker 1 (24:59):
Another one has a high divorce rate is police officers.
Speaker 2 (25:02):
That's what I was going to say, because.
Speaker 1 (25:06):
Yeah, alcoholism. It's a dangerous job, right so they and
it's weird hours for a lot of years. You got
to earn your way in. Uh So you're working overnight,
you're working in dangerous areas and it's hard. It's like
being in the service in Afghanistan sometimes. I mean there
are that there are areas of Louisville that are like
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demilitarized zones.
Speaker 3 (25:28):
Well, let me give you a hypothetical, total hypothetical. Yeah,
let's say you lived in a town and there were
riots every single night, and you had some chicken squad
mare in this fictional town and he told police just
stand there and take it and stand down. And they
would yell things about their family members, their mothers, throw
(25:49):
s urine on them, the whole bit, and this chicken
squad mayor would say, stand down, stand down. All that
has to come out somewhere.
Speaker 2 (25:58):
Yeah, you know what.
Speaker 3 (25:58):
I'm saying, And they all would say, you always hurt
the ones you love, and unfortunately that might be part.
Speaker 2 (26:03):
Of the problem.
Speaker 1 (26:04):
It sounds very very soon.
Speaker 2 (26:05):
It sounds familiar, done, very familiar.
Speaker 1 (26:09):
Yeah, lawyers often married to the job, whether it's the
money or cause. And I think.
Speaker 2 (26:15):
Lawyers, you'll never win an argument.
Speaker 4 (26:21):
That.
Speaker 1 (26:23):
But it's lawyers. It's almost unfair for everyone else because
lawyers know how it works, right, Like they know the
system and how to game the system and how it
all works. I don't know how many times I thought
one thing and I'd be talking to lawyer and they're like, dude,
that's not how it works, is what's going to happen?
Speaker 4 (26:40):
Huh.
Speaker 2 (26:41):
Ladies love lawyers because they know about the penal system.
Speaker 1 (26:44):
So and they they work weird hours. I mean, I mean,
have you seen some of the lawyers that work down
at the Hall of Justice.
Speaker 2 (26:51):
Have you seen the ones that don't? They're like the
public defenders.
Speaker 1 (26:54):
They look God, they look like that disheveled hair, right,
they look like Doc Brown in a bad suit.
Speaker 2 (27:09):
Marty. I think we need to take a play.
Speaker 1 (27:12):
Most people see just the news where it's it's the
top level guys, the defense guys, and they're in forty
thousand dollars suits and look all good. But if you
go down to the Hall of Justice, most of the
lawyers down there looked like they just they wore their
suit to bed, rolled out and went.
Speaker 2 (27:27):
To work, not comb their hair anything.
Speaker 1 (27:30):
Flight attendants. Julie Baum's best friend is a flight attendant.
Speaker 2 (27:35):
That would be.
Speaker 1 (27:37):
So many days away from home. The jet lag has
got to be crazy. So when they get home, right,
they're they're wasted. Plus the cockpit. How many of us
could trust the wife as pilot of flight attendant, right,
because pilots are probably oh you know what's next, pilots.
Speaker 2 (28:00):
Pilots, Yes, pilots.
Speaker 1 (28:03):
I was a flight attendant and I've seen how they
act and what they do on layovers. So they're out
of town. So now they're in Bangkok.
Speaker 2 (28:13):
Of all places to wow, what of all places?
Speaker 1 (28:17):
It just popped. It could be anywhere, but they're in
San Francisco or Bangkok, or they're in Bangkok. Probably isn't
it a song one night? All right? But pilot that's
another one. Pilots man the same as flight attendants, and
they're all together. Have you ever seen when they come
into the hotel. Oh buddy, and they all look good too.
(28:38):
By the way, there's not there's very few ugly flight
attendants or pilots. Right. Uh, this is a weird one.
Architects high strong, perfectionists, narcissists.
Speaker 2 (28:52):
I met your mother. He's kind of a he's an architect.
Speaker 1 (28:55):
This is unfair. This list is kind of unfair.
Speaker 2 (28:58):
Personality trade with architect that's.
Speaker 1 (29:00):
What they're saying. They're saying architects are narcissists and perfectionists,
high strong. Let's definitely put us off the list. I'm
a Catholic, so this doesn't count because our clergy cannot
marry or have kids. Clergy, you're side of the Christian world,
they can marry, right right, Yeah, Like Pastor Brad is
(29:20):
he married?
Speaker 3 (29:21):
Yeah, Pastor Brad's got his wife. They show up with
dishes to events. Yeah, Hey, it's the Pastor Brad pasta.
Speaker 2 (29:29):
Have you tried it?
Speaker 1 (29:29):
No?
Speaker 2 (29:30):
What's in it? Pastor Brad special bow tie and peas.
Speaker 1 (29:34):
Hey, let's have some pasta and rap about JC.
Speaker 3 (29:37):
Sometimes Pastor Brad will just bring just about a pint
of his pasta, slid Pastor's passa and he'll scoop it
out somehow, feed the entire church.
Speaker 1 (29:47):
Let's do another one and.
Speaker 2 (29:48):
There'll be fourteen pastas leftover.
Speaker 1 (29:50):
This is a no brainer because we both know a
ton of these. Okay, musicians.
Speaker 2 (29:55):
Oh yeah, that's rough man.
Speaker 1 (29:57):
Flaky, terrible hours, always broke. Yeah, snort, you.
Speaker 2 (30:06):
Know that's a rough life man.
Speaker 1 (30:09):
Yeah. Musicians, poor musicians, man, they're still living the dream.
They're out there playing gigs till two in the morning,
not getting home till three in the morning. How much
did you make on that gig? One hundred and fifty bucks.
Speaker 3 (30:22):
It seems like that there could be a shift in
the dynamic as we get older, have happy hours, and
bands shift more like six to nine.
Speaker 2 (30:31):
No, I think, I think, wouldn't it be a good
tho Oh?
Speaker 1 (30:34):
I think five pm to five to thirty?
Speaker 2 (30:37):
Yes, I get us in bed at nine watching murder.
Speaker 1 (30:41):
She wrote, You know, no, I I if Jackie and
I have a couple of bottles of wine or whatever,
we started like three or four. Oh my god, so
you can get in bed Foster Brooks. Yeah, what, It
doesn't matter what time you start, just a difference, does it.
Speaker 2 (30:56):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (30:56):
Why can you watch a TV show or a Netflix thing? Drunk.
Yeah you can. I can't do that. I don't want
to waste a good episode when I'm tipsy.
Speaker 2 (31:11):
I'd rather not.
Speaker 1 (31:12):
I think last category fighter pilots, no kidding, similar to
surgeons in many way you have to be incredibly driven
focused to make make it to that level, no duh,
combined with god complex and being deployed for months at
a time.
Speaker 2 (31:29):
I had a buddy of mine that was a fighter pilot.
His name was Goose. Oh yeah, loved his job.
Speaker 1 (31:37):
Oh is this a friend that died in training? Yeah?
Oh yeah. I don't want to talk about anim Yeah,
I'm sorry, Yeah that's true. Yeah, Well, John is he's
a sub mariner. He said he's not going to start
a family too. Actually he gets off a sub so
because they're they're underwater three to six months at a time. Yeah,
no doubt. All right, great show today, Thank you, John
(31:58):
William Alden. The third. I just found out that both
you knuckleheads are out next week.
Speaker 2 (32:04):
Isn't it?
Speaker 1 (32:04):
And Dwight's out for like three weeks in a row.
Speaker 2 (32:07):
Are you out for three weeks in a row? From
now until the end of the year. There's five weeks
that I'm out, So your bottom heavy with your vacation. Yeah,
I think we gotta get my last full week. I
believe I don't have much.
Speaker 1 (32:21):
Are you doing anything? You're staying home in Daisy.
Speaker 2 (32:23):
No, we're going.
Speaker 5 (32:24):
Me and wife and days are going up to Brown
County for the weekend, and then we're also the following
weekend we're going out to Eastern Kentucky with my family.
Speaker 2 (32:32):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (32:32):
I was gonna say, why are you doing that?
Speaker 2 (32:33):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (32:35):
Like parents thing now, Eastern Kentucky is beautiful, beautiful.
Speaker 2 (32:41):
Just wonder if a certain amount of crime is going
to go up in Brown County for like a week
and the next thing, you know, this is going to
die down.
Speaker 1 (32:49):
I'm getting a feeling that John is not enjoying the
serial killer theme that we were doing. We're gonna stop
doing it. We're gonna stop. I know, I know it
bothers you, all right, man, and we'll see you tomorrow.
The boys are coming up next. Of course, the Segath
are the head of the military talk today to all
of the generals and admirals and stuff. So I guarantee
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they'll lead with that here in just a couple of minutes.
For Dwight Whitten, I'm Tony Venetti. We'll see you later
on news Radio eight fortys I love you, ma,
What is this man?
Speaker 2 (00:02):
Chances all?
Speaker 1 (00:04):
Why are we playing this?
Speaker 3 (00:05):
Because it's a Johnny Mathis birthday? Oh is it really
eighty nine years old? Happy birthday, Johnny Mathis.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
All right.
Speaker 1 (00:11):
Before the break, we asked, folks, if you have input
on right here on news radio eight forty whas it's
Tony Dwight Hill, brought to you by the Kentucky Office
of Highway Safety. Please buckle up and slow down out
there and be cautious through the construction zones. Please. We
asked who should represent the human race if we have
first contact? We put our three brains together and came
(00:34):
up with Tom Cruise. Tom Cruise not.
Speaker 3 (00:37):
Only could he do his own studs, he's in great shape,
good looking guy, charisma out the wazoo, but he's also
a scientist.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
We're wondering if the aliens have a wazoo. Right, let's
go and take some callers five seven, one, eight four
eighty four. Who should represent the human race? We'll go
to Pat first online too. Pat.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
You're on, Hey, Pat?
Speaker 1 (00:57):
What's what's up?
Speaker 2 (00:59):
Well you doing?
Speaker 3 (00:59):
Hey?
Speaker 2 (01:00):
What do you do for a living? Pat? Where are
you calling from?
Speaker 1 (01:02):
I'm a retired sheet metal worker and I'm from Clifton
Cliff all right, all right, who should represent the U
the human race?
Speaker 4 (01:11):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (01:11):
First, is this person have to be no?
Speaker 1 (01:14):
No, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, I'm sorry. We got
to have some rules here.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
Come on, work with me, boy, I'm with you.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
What you suggestion?
Speaker 2 (01:24):
A people could bring them back to life?
Speaker 1 (01:25):
Maybe, yes, the Martians Phyllis Diller Phyllis.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
They start that engine and row back home. Thank you, Pat,
I like my little one that thought Phyllis Dillar was
kind of hot.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
Yes, you're the only one even once you had that
pick on do the all right, thank you. Let's go
to David online. Four five eight four is the phone number, David?
Who should represent the human race? Hey, fellas you all
talked about woman, I came up with two names, Jessica Rabbit,
Kathleen Turner and Betty Davis Jim Carr. Okay, all right,
(02:09):
all right, uh yes, but have you seen Kathleen Turner
these days?
Speaker 2 (02:15):
Well, I'll bet her voices.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
Thanks David, thanks for calling. I've said one A four
eight four. We did have a good suggestion from the
news department.
Speaker 3 (02:24):
Tony Thornton. Tony Thornton chimes in, Samuel L. Jackson okay,
all right, gets I mean, yeah, yeah, the mother Blakey.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
Hang on, hang on, that's a pretty good one. That's
a pretty good one. All the News department said William Shatner.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
That's not bad. He's so old though.
Speaker 5 (02:50):
I know he has experienced, though at least unofficial experience.
Captain Kirk Interrestrial.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
He's Captain Kirk. I've said one eight four eighty four
is the phone number who should represent the human race
with first contact? Because it's coming, folks, It's gonna be
here soon.
Speaker 3 (03:05):
All right, Tony grammle has two suggestions, okay. First one
is uh Is Rodney from Levinon Junson rod de bod
Right Rodney from leven Junckson. Second one is Lance McGarvey.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
Okay, what would Lance say? Do you comment?
Speaker 4 (03:27):
Peace?
Speaker 2 (03:28):
Lance? Lance?
Speaker 3 (03:30):
The alien has thirty seven ears on his head. Look
at thirty seven. He can hear you.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
It M I being loud?
Speaker 2 (03:37):
Does it coming?
Speaker 1 (03:38):
Peace?
Speaker 2 (03:38):
Sinsion?
Speaker 3 (03:40):
I asked the great person if he wants to watch
Downtown Abbey.
Speaker 5 (03:44):
With us, take him to Downtown Abay. I would know
where to go.
Speaker 3 (03:49):
Dear alien person, did you know that Rex Chapman is
from Olwoodsboro and I am as well.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
Lance Bagari would be a perfect representative of the human race.
Let's go to Doug online too. Who what's your suggestion? Will?
Speaker 3 (04:07):
I think you gotta go with someone who knows culture
real good and how do you change it?
Speaker 2 (04:11):
How to fix it?
Speaker 3 (04:12):
I'm thinking Kenny Payne.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
Oh not the color of the day. That is Collar
of the week, Caller of the week. Thank you for that,
someone that could change the culture. That's fantastic. Let's go
to Donnie. You're online one, Donnie, who should represent the
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human race?
Speaker 3 (04:36):
I think you need a big man and somebody that's
funny as hell, and that would have to be Shack
Sequille O'Neill. He would definitely be a timidady. He's a timidading,
but only if it needs to be. He's funny and charming.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
Yeah, but don't isn't that a pair? Shouldn't it be
Shack and Charles Barkley? I think yeah, we send them both.
Great call Donnie, Great Johnny. You can make a list.
Speaker 3 (05:02):
Here, but retire from a partner corrections. Okay, what's the
worst thing you ever caught? Anybody trying to keystra into
the jail?
Speaker 1 (05:10):
All right, stop it stop.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
We'd have to talk privately about it too.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
All right, So Samuel L.
Speaker 3 (05:19):
Jacks, I gotta ask you one question real quick, if
you if you catch him, did they ever do this?
Speaker 2 (05:24):
How in the world did that get up there?
Speaker 1 (05:25):
Okay, thank you, Donnie, thank you for calling. Okay, Sammy
old Jackson.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
Well that's shack, that's not mine. How in the world
did that get up there?
Speaker 1 (05:34):
Shack? Uh? We also got William Shatner even though he's
old An's McGarvey Shatner. Yeah, I'm doing a list. Let's
go to Ray I'm sorry, no, no, no, Let's go to
Jason online. Four. Jason, you're on.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
Gary Bucy.
Speaker 3 (05:58):
John isn't too late to get the honey on my
lips drop if you can, if you can google Gary
Busey honey.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
On my lips I might still haven't saved that.
Speaker 3 (06:07):
What makes you what makes thake Gary Bausey just because
it's funny most people in society, or just that.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
That's exactly right.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
It's a fair representation.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
Okay, all right, this is a different avenue we were
taking with. Thanks for the call, brother, I appreciate it.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
That's a good thought. He's like, what his thought is?
Who's not the best representative. He's like, it's like who
represents the most, who's the most accurate.
Speaker 2 (06:34):
He's the most accurate.
Speaker 1 (06:35):
That's that's exactly right. Let's go to Lannie on line six. Gilanni,
you're on Hey, you know we got to hear from
bad tony Vanni because you know aliens gots.
Speaker 2 (06:49):
I couldn't have noticed that you green people just landed
on my planet. Do any of you green Martian people
happen to have sisters per se? If you will? If so,
habit at brist women on your planet head, Thank.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
You, thank you for the call. Bad ton't even that
he is on that list. All right. Now, let's go
to Ray. Ray you're on news radio eight forty w
h A is.
Speaker 3 (07:13):
Okay, you got to bring this one back to the
dead too. But Sam Tennyson, oh.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
Oh, he'd just be screaming at in the entire time.
Great call, We appreciate it.
Speaker 3 (07:28):
Thank you.
Speaker 2 (07:28):
All right?
Speaker 1 (07:29):
Who's on line who's on line four?
Speaker 2 (07:31):
Where it's a mystery we'll find out. Let's find out
it's a mystery caller a line four? Who's this an alien?
This is David?
Speaker 5 (07:38):
How about Larry the cable guy?
Speaker 2 (07:41):
Hey, David, what do you do? For a living hass.
Where are you from? I'm retard, I'm from Lovell, from Middletown,
Oh oh, Medal.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
Yeah, it's it's a district vote for Susan Tyler Witte.
Speaker 3 (07:52):
That's my stopping grounds. Baby, No great, call quick.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
I've got Gary Busey for you.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
Okay, Gary, it's not my gem.
Speaker 4 (08:01):
I don't buy John by Honey and I kiss it
on the lips. Talk about buttered sausage, Where it comes from,
what it does? Why is it doing what it's doing?
Get it out of my face? What about buttereds buttered sausage?
Speaker 2 (08:16):
Uh? Why did the talks break down with the space people? Jeez,
I don't know. We sent Gary Bausey.
Speaker 4 (08:23):
It's not my gem.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
I don't buy John by Honey.
Speaker 4 (08:25):
And I kiss it on the lips.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
All right, So this is a pretty good list, and
I appreciate everyone's input on this. Who would represent the
human race? Samuel L. Jackson, I think is the top
on the list.
Speaker 2 (08:41):
I think so too, Tony Thornton, way to.
Speaker 1 (08:43):
Go, Yeah, Lance McGary McGarvey, number two, Shack and Barkley,
William Shatner, Gary Busey, Kenny Payne, bad Tony Vannetti, Kennison
and Larry the cable Guy.
Speaker 2 (08:55):
That's good crew's cabinet, Pretty pretty good crew.
Speaker 3 (08:58):
Maybe all those should be advisors to Space Force. If
you suffer from migraines, here's a trip for you that
you could take. If you suffer from migraines. How about
a trip to McDonald's. A noted neurologist says the trip
through McDonald's drive through might be just the thing you need.
(09:19):
Doctor Jessica Lowe says that a coke and French fries
from McDonald's, which she has termed the phrase mcmigraine, might
just ease the migraine pain. Here's why, because the combo
has caffeine, salt, sugar and carbs to relieve your migraine symptoms.
Speaker 1 (09:37):
So we can relieve it.
Speaker 2 (09:38):
Yeah. So, if it's early on, I.
Speaker 1 (09:41):
Thought that list was causing it.
Speaker 5 (09:43):
McDonald's stories in the same day, what's going on it?
Speaker 3 (09:47):
Maybe Big Farmer bought McDonald's. Uh No, saying that if
you're out is not a cure, but it's a substitute
for proper treatment. If you're caught out, you don't have medication.
The combination of McDonald's fries and the coke. Yes, it's
gonna supply magical powers. Was caffeine soft, Yes, sad and yuger.
Speaker 1 (10:07):
There's nothing hungover. Cure is a large dye coke with
extra ice and a large fry for McDonald's. It's it's magic,
it has magical powers.
Speaker 4 (10:18):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (10:19):
A competitive eater.
Speaker 3 (10:20):
One of the great things about Olive Garden, Yes, is
the soup salad and all you can eat soup salad
and bread breadsticks.
Speaker 2 (10:28):
Oh, it's so good. Competitive.
Speaker 1 (10:30):
The last time you were at you haven't been to
Olive Garden in twenty years?
Speaker 2 (10:36):
Do you want to know? Seriously, it just dawned on.
Speaker 1 (10:38):
Me last time you were at Olive Gardens, So you.
Speaker 2 (10:41):
Want to know?
Speaker 3 (10:42):
Yes, The last time I was at Olive Garden is
when I asked Susan to marry me and we had
to break it.
Speaker 2 (10:49):
To our mothers.
Speaker 1 (10:51):
You took them to Olive Garden, took.
Speaker 2 (10:52):
Them to Olive Garden on Hurstborn Lane.
Speaker 1 (10:55):
Wait a minute and break it to your mother's. You
mean you sound like it's bad news to them.
Speaker 3 (10:59):
Well it was good news, right, but it is for
Susan's accurate accurate. Yes, you know how they give you
like a dowry and other countries where hey, if.
Speaker 2 (11:09):
You marry my daughter to.
Speaker 3 (11:10):
A water buffalo, you got to pay us two water
bottles a chicken, and they tried to buy me off.
If you don't buy art, if you don't marry our daughter,
we'll give you X y Z. I'm married her anyway.
But that's the last time I've been there, and that
was thirteen or fourteen, I.
Speaker 1 (11:33):
Have I cannot tell you the last time I was
married twenty six. Yeah, I don't know. What do you mean.
Speaker 2 (11:42):
I don't know if you're accurate or not.
Speaker 1 (11:43):
Now, what do you mean? What are you talking about?
We married twice. Yeah, so if you take the year
and a half away, so.
Speaker 2 (11:49):
What we do you start over?
Speaker 1 (11:51):
No? No, we just continued it. Yeah, we used the
first one because for people who don't know, I remarried
my wife, we got divorced, remarried a year and a half.
Speaker 2 (12:01):
The most expensive argument you ever got in.
Speaker 1 (12:02):
It's exactly right, this expensive fight we ever had.
Speaker 3 (12:06):
Well competitive eater went into Olive Garden for the all
you can eat pasta.
Speaker 2 (12:11):
Put it to the test.
Speaker 3 (12:13):
Uh he wound up eating twenty two bowls of pasta
in just one hour.
Speaker 1 (12:18):
Oh that's gross, No way.
Speaker 2 (12:20):
In one hour.
Speaker 1 (12:23):
A contest or. He just walked in and did it.
Speaker 3 (12:25):
The guy's name's Cameron Mead. He's a competitive eater on
the circuit. He's got a TikTok account. So he said,
you know Olive Gardens, they've got all you can eat pasta.
Let me go ahead and run in there.
Speaker 2 (12:35):
He did.
Speaker 1 (12:36):
I thought it was just all you could eat salad, breadsticks.
I didn't know it was all you can eat pasta.
Speaker 2 (12:39):
Soup, salad. I don't know. It's a good.
Speaker 1 (12:42):
Tactic because it's because pasta fills you up so much.
Speaker 2 (12:45):
We no think about the uh. You're right. I thought
it used to. Maybe it was pasta included. I can't remember.
Speaker 1 (12:51):
That's crazy, But.
Speaker 3 (12:51):
Think what what's the what's the uh markup on pasta?
You get a box of like five pounds for a dollar, it's.
Speaker 1 (12:57):
Going to be pasta. Because if you go in the
restaurant and look around.
Speaker 3 (13:00):
The only pasta eight is lots of pasta and bartos. Yeah,
that's it, only those two places.
Speaker 1 (13:07):
Lots of pasta, lots of pasta. Louisville dot com it
is the best place to get your pasta. I love
the imported pasta. It's a little bit more expensive, but
these days of groceries, it's right on price right now.
It's actually a good price. It doesn't fill you up
as much because it is it's real clean pastas made
in Italy, and you will know the difference once you
(13:27):
cook it up and serve it to your family. Of course,
they have a great deli there with the grab and
go for all the tailgate action you got going on
this weekend. Louisville is a huge game against Virginia. Virginia
just be Clemson, so it's going to be packed out
at Cardio Stadium. If you want to look good and
feel good at the tailgate party, get the grab and
go at Lots of Pasta, or get trays of lasagna
(13:50):
or whatever you've got, or whatever you want to order.
Just sandwiches, a tray of sandwiches, they'll do that too.
Just go to Lots of Pasta Louisville dot com, order
it up and pick it up on the way to
the game. Peple is that Lots of Pasta thirty seven
seventeen Lexington Road in the heart of Saint Matthew's. We'll
take a short break, we'll come back on news Radio
eight forty whas. I'm always proud of our listeners coming through.
(14:16):
Every time we have a phone topic, they come in
in spades.
Speaker 3 (14:21):
Comedian Jim Gibbons says that Paul Stanley and Bad John Wayne.
Speaker 2 (14:29):
Should greet the alien. Laura Perry says Denzel Washington, Kid
Rock or Ryan Reynolds. No, kid Rock, Ryan Reynolds isn't
a bad one.
Speaker 1 (14:39):
Ryan Reynolds would be a good one. He would annoy
the crap out of him. Yeah he would, Yeah, he would. No,
All right, seventy right.
Speaker 3 (14:48):
If you're in the mood for probe with anybody this
here's my wife, Suzanne, Susannah. Let these nice people probe you.
Speaker 1 (14:57):
No shocker here. Eight of ten women say the girls
night out is essential to recharge the batteries.
Speaker 3 (15:04):
Well, it sounds like a bunch of this you ready, yes, woo,
a bunch of woos all night long.
Speaker 1 (15:12):
Even though life is busy. Women say they need one
every twenty two days to feel balanced.
Speaker 3 (15:21):
What depends on hang on that can line up at
an unfortunate time.
Speaker 1 (15:27):
Oh, no kidding. Once you get older, you get older.
Girls night out is not this. This has got to
be a twenties or thirties kind of thing.
Speaker 2 (15:35):
Once you get older, you got girls afternoon.
Speaker 1 (15:37):
They go on road trips, they go to Vegas or
where they go do something. But they say every twenty
two days again, must be a younger one. The night
out includes. Okay, what is that list? Say? What does
the night out include?
Speaker 2 (15:56):
Let's see Mexican?
Speaker 1 (15:58):
Okay, they're not that specif watching movies? Okay, dancing, yeah,
that's it, cooking together.
Speaker 3 (16:08):
Cooking together, No, No, girls do a girls night out
and then go into a case.
Speaker 1 (16:13):
No, you could be a girl's night out at somebody's house. Yeah,
and almost one percent say wine has to be involved.
Speaker 3 (16:22):
Oh yeah, and they got it and they gotta have
a stupid placer in their kitchen.
Speaker 2 (16:28):
It says something like a it's wine o'clock somewhere. It's
wine down Wednesday.
Speaker 1 (16:35):
Uh, and this is why women are just so different
than men. Eighty five percent report that a bottle must
be opened sixteen minutes from the first guest arriving.
Speaker 2 (16:46):
So, got a timer on the phone.
Speaker 1 (16:47):
It's okay, guys, just how to get together, right, and
it's there's no wait a minute, it's been fifteen minutes
and no bottle of wine has been open.
Speaker 3 (16:55):
Obviously, I'm not a wine drinker. The wife is, but
I always wonder even if she's a kid. But going
back to nineteen seventy five, when he opens up the
bottle and jaws and he starts to pour it, Yeah,
Richard Driver goes, you want to let that breathe?
Speaker 2 (17:10):
Yeah, And I was like, breathe? What hell?
Speaker 4 (17:11):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (17:11):
So you're supposed to open up wine and let it
just sit there for.
Speaker 1 (17:14):
No, dude, No multipot wines are like twelve dollars. No,
you're not letting it.
Speaker 3 (17:19):
You and your fancy twelve dollars wine. You always got
rub it in my face.
Speaker 2 (17:22):
Man. You know you're not the only refined person I know.
Speaker 1 (17:27):
The topics are juicy updates on their own lives. That
mean they talk about her husbands. The husbands.
Speaker 3 (17:33):
That's why I always give Susan an extra twenty and say,
make it sound like I'm really good in bed.
Speaker 1 (17:38):
I'm sure complaining about bosses or teachers or principles relationships
and catching up with what's going on with their families.
Isn't that what Facebook is for?
Speaker 2 (17:49):
I would think no. Facebook is for making people hate
each other.
Speaker 1 (17:52):
Jackie doesn't really do girls night out. She does the
last time she went to Seattle. They hung out in Seattle.
Just one of them lives there. That's about it.
Speaker 3 (18:01):
Susan plays tennis, so yeah, that's her.
Speaker 2 (18:05):
I like these tennis tournaments and stuff.
Speaker 1 (18:07):
And have you encouraged your wife, John Alden to go
out does it?
Speaker 5 (18:11):
She'll hang out with her cousin and her sister and
they call it dilly dallying.
Speaker 2 (18:15):
Oh my gosh, you wanna go dilly dallying.
Speaker 1 (18:17):
We'll go to like, uh dilly bars, the ice cream bar.
Speaker 5 (18:21):
What's the name of that little like crappy mall in Hillview.
It's not like a mall, but you know, you buy
the stuff they to whatever. I can't think of what
it's called.
Speaker 2 (18:30):
Can you please get them sweatshirts?
Speaker 5 (18:31):
That says the dilly Dalliers, so that they also have
They've named their group of the crab Rangoon Goons.
Speaker 1 (18:39):
Craons. I'm stealing that because I love crab.
Speaker 2 (18:42):
I want to get on the show. Is Austin Montgomery
from w m Z.
Speaker 3 (18:47):
Yeah, because I got this little nugget out, I mean
Friday at Jefferson Animal Hospital. He said he's getting married,
you know, he said that they're going to both hyphenate
each other names.
Speaker 2 (19:01):
That's the first first I've heard of it. Yeah, I've never
heard of that. At least you're sharing like she's going
to take his last name and he's.
Speaker 5 (19:10):
I feel like they get kind of complicated, right.
Speaker 1 (19:12):
To each his own.
Speaker 3 (19:14):
But no, but I said, is that a thing he goes?
Speaker 2 (19:18):
Well? I think.
Speaker 5 (19:20):
My wife whenever she married me, she took my last
name but kept her old last name as a middle name.
Speaker 3 (19:25):
That's what my wife did. She didn't want to commit
un let's said. I don't blame her. She said, you
know what I'm in for eighty percent. But if something
goes south, I still got Susan Tyler.
Speaker 1 (19:35):
I don't know, I'm old school. Just take the damn name.
Speaker 2 (19:38):
Well, at least it's not hyphenated.
Speaker 1 (19:41):
No, I mean you're a hyphen No, I'm not. Oh
yo yo she did, she moved the yes, Susan Tyler. Yeah,
it just flows though, But I don't so tell me
again what Austin is doing.
Speaker 3 (19:54):
He I gotta get him in here to make sure.
But it's sounded alike. Think got right on this. He's
going to take her last name and she's gonna do
the opposite.
Speaker 1 (20:06):
What can I say? That's the dumbest thing I've heard ever,
and I've never heard that before in my life.
Speaker 2 (20:13):
Here give him. That can't be right. Reason, Yeah, that.
Speaker 1 (20:18):
Can't be right though. There's no way. They have two
different names and she took his and he took hers again.
Speaker 2 (20:24):
First of all, if he took hers, no, he's taking hers.
Speaker 5 (20:28):
Well, maybe they're both like maybe maybe it's Montgomery Dash
whatever his future wife's last name is, but they're both
going to keep it in the same order. Maybe that's
what it's gonna be. That would make at least a
little more sense.
Speaker 1 (20:38):
Yeah, what you just described to me makes no sense of.
Speaker 2 (20:41):
It made no sense to me either, and I had
just left.
Speaker 1 (20:46):
He's doing the Dwight Witten uh philosophy before the wedding.
Let me see how big I can get. I'm kidding, Austin,
You're fine, you look great. You look great, buddy man.
As soon as I got that yes from her, you
just started. He was like an inflator ring.
Speaker 2 (21:02):
It's like seventy pounds I put on the engagement.
Speaker 1 (21:04):
He was like an inflator ring. I've never seen you
so fat in your life, in.
Speaker 2 (21:09):
Your wedding day.
Speaker 3 (21:09):
It's the fattest I've ever rememb in your wedding day.
John Goodman was looking at me, going, he's fat.
Speaker 1 (21:15):
There's a person that's not with us anymore that used
to work here. I thought, I know you. I thought
you were him. As you were walking away in the
long hallway in the old studios, I thought you were him,
and I thought you were and told you that I
thought you were goofing. I thought you just start crying.
You started playing Nebraska.
Speaker 3 (21:34):
This from Austin Yes, Oh he's not talking about that
at all. He's talking about the wine. Okay, he says,
my wonderful fiance.
Speaker 2 (21:42):
He's a minute and a half behind.
Speaker 1 (21:44):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (21:45):
Austin Montgomery says, my wife fiance has a plaque in
the house that says save water, drink wine.
Speaker 2 (21:50):
Okay. So yeah, so he's a minute and a half behind.
Speaker 1 (21:53):
I'll take that back, my wife does.
Speaker 2 (21:55):
Majehan Yeah, I like him. Is a good dude.
Speaker 1 (21:58):
No, Majehon is that game. It's it's the Asian game
where it's at least like Domino's in a mix of
other games in one. But that's what they do. They're
very competitive. They don't drink at it.
Speaker 3 (22:10):
What's bunco because what okay, well sorry, Well here from
Austin Montgomery who knows.
Speaker 1 (22:17):
Back after this news radio eight forty w h A
s this is pretty cool. Who is this Bush?
Speaker 2 (22:24):
Oh it's a newer Bush song.
Speaker 1 (22:26):
Really.
Speaker 2 (22:28):
You know who picked up Bush for the very first
ever dinger boy? It was me.
Speaker 1 (22:33):
I thought it was Danger Boy. Oh, danger Boy got
in marijuana.
Speaker 3 (22:36):
Danger Boy got in marijuana Jee allegedly allegedly allegedly Jim.
Speaker 1 (22:40):
Boy and allegedly it was called Danger Buds.
Speaker 2 (22:42):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (22:43):
I was the first first time Bush ever performed in
the United States of America.
Speaker 2 (22:48):
That's pretty bad ass.
Speaker 3 (22:50):
And I picked him up at the airport and they
were fantastic. They were great people. And it was on
a Friday. The show was on a Sunday and they
were the headliner.
Speaker 1 (23:02):
And then they were kind of jerks.
Speaker 3 (23:04):
The advantager said they refused to go on stage because
the sound system wasn't good enough and it's.
Speaker 1 (23:09):
Like a high fi. My boys aren't playing on a
high fi like that, And they.
Speaker 3 (23:13):
Told me to go tell the program director and not playing,
I went and told the program he goes, you go
tell the bushes man.
Speaker 2 (23:20):
I'm like a part timer.
Speaker 5 (23:22):
Well me, artists were bigger a holes.
Speaker 3 (23:25):
Back in the day, the newer artists were the worst,
like the like, for example.
Speaker 5 (23:31):
Mardol's corn story before You'll have to go over that.
I've heard that.
Speaker 3 (23:34):
One one of my first dates I had with my
ex girlfriend Bonnie Is, I took her to Erolsmith and.
Speaker 1 (23:40):
All these ex girlfriends loved being outed.
Speaker 3 (23:45):
But one of our second third waver date, I took
her to Erolsmith and we sat on the stage for
sound check. It's Aerosmith, Steve Tyler, he's coming over giving
her rings, being super cool. But the like the newer bands, they.
Speaker 1 (23:58):
Were all jerks, the grunge guys. All right, these are
professions that make the worst spouses. I think this this
list will make sense for most. And here's the biggest takeaway,
which I believe. Radio's not on this list. Radio personality
(24:20):
is not on this list. Restaurant bar manager, owner.
Speaker 2 (24:25):
Yeah, oh horrible, Are you kidding me?
Speaker 1 (24:27):
No doubt about it. Restaurants are one big sex fest. Okay,
that's all they are.
Speaker 3 (24:35):
Well, but if you're an owner, you got people skimming
against you, Yeah, go stealing against you.
Speaker 1 (24:39):
You're crazy. If you're the owner, you're you're nuts. Your
brain is fried. If you work there a manager, a hostess,
a waitress, or a bartender. It's one big crazy sex fest.
Speaker 3 (24:50):
Least self get part time job at Applebee's.
Speaker 2 (24:55):
Sorry, that's just a little note. Christmas cash coming up
around the corner.
Speaker 1 (24:59):
Another one has a high divorce rate is police officers.
Speaker 2 (25:02):
That's what I was going to say, because.
Speaker 1 (25:06):
Yeah, alcoholism. It's a dangerous job, right so they and
it's weird hours for a lot of years. You got
to earn your way in. Uh So you're working overnight,
you're working in dangerous areas and it's hard. It's like
being in the service in Afghanistan sometimes. I mean there
are that there are areas of Louisville that are like
(25:27):
demilitarized zones.
Speaker 3 (25:28):
Well, let me give you a hypothetical, total hypothetical. Yeah,
let's say you lived in a town and there were
riots every single night, and you had some chicken squad
mare in this fictional town and he told police just
stand there and take it and stand down. And they
would yell things about their family members, their mothers, throw
(25:49):
s urine on them, the whole bit, and this chicken
squad mayor would say, stand down, stand down. All that
has to come out somewhere.
Speaker 2 (25:58):
Yeah, you know what.
Speaker 3 (25:58):
I'm saying, And they all would say, you always hurt
the ones you love, and unfortunately that might be part.
Speaker 2 (26:03):
Of the problem.
Speaker 1 (26:04):
It sounds very very soon.
Speaker 2 (26:05):
It sounds familiar, done, very familiar.
Speaker 1 (26:09):
Yeah, lawyers often married to the job, whether it's the
money or cause. And I think.
Speaker 2 (26:15):
Lawyers, you'll never win an argument.
Speaker 4 (26:21):
That.
Speaker 1 (26:23):
But it's lawyers. It's almost unfair for everyone else because
lawyers know how it works, right, Like they know the
system and how to game the system and how it
all works. I don't know how many times I thought
one thing and I'd be talking to lawyer and they're like, dude,
that's not how it works, is what's going to happen?
Speaker 4 (26:40):
Huh.
Speaker 2 (26:41):
Ladies love lawyers because they know about the penal system.
Speaker 1 (26:44):
So and they they work weird hours. I mean, I mean,
have you seen some of the lawyers that work down
at the Hall of Justice.
Speaker 2 (26:51):
Have you seen the ones that don't? They're like the
public defenders.
Speaker 1 (26:54):
They look God, they look like that disheveled hair, right,
they look like Doc Brown in a bad suit.
Speaker 2 (27:09):
Marty. I think we need to take a play.
Speaker 1 (27:12):
Most people see just the news where it's it's the
top level guys, the defense guys, and they're in forty
thousand dollars suits and look all good. But if you
go down to the Hall of Justice, most of the
lawyers down there looked like they just they wore their
suit to bed, rolled out and went.
Speaker 2 (27:27):
To work, not comb their hair anything.
Speaker 1 (27:30):
Flight attendants. Julie Baum's best friend is a flight attendant.
Speaker 2 (27:35):
That would be.
Speaker 1 (27:37):
So many days away from home. The jet lag has
got to be crazy. So when they get home, right,
they're they're wasted. Plus the cockpit. How many of us
could trust the wife as pilot of flight attendant, right,
because pilots are probably oh you know what's next, pilots.
Speaker 2 (28:00):
Pilots, Yes, pilots.
Speaker 1 (28:03):
I was a flight attendant and I've seen how they
act and what they do on layovers. So they're out
of town. So now they're in Bangkok.
Speaker 2 (28:13):
Of all places to wow, what of all places?
Speaker 1 (28:17):
It just popped. It could be anywhere, but they're in
San Francisco or Bangkok, or they're in Bangkok. Probably isn't
it a song one night? All right? But pilot that's
another one. Pilots man the same as flight attendants, and
they're all together. Have you ever seen when they come
into the hotel. Oh buddy, and they all look good too.
(28:38):
By the way, there's not there's very few ugly flight
attendants or pilots. Right. Uh, this is a weird one.
Architects high strong, perfectionists, narcissists.
Speaker 2 (28:52):
I met your mother. He's kind of a he's an architect.
Speaker 1 (28:55):
This is unfair. This list is kind of unfair.
Speaker 2 (28:58):
Personality trade with architect that's.
Speaker 1 (29:00):
What they're saying. They're saying architects are narcissists and perfectionists,
high strong. Let's definitely put us off the list. I'm
a Catholic, so this doesn't count because our clergy cannot
marry or have kids. Clergy, you're side of the Christian world,
they can marry, right right, Yeah, Like Pastor Brad is
(29:20):
he married?
Speaker 3 (29:21):
Yeah, Pastor Brad's got his wife. They show up with
dishes to events. Yeah, Hey, it's the Pastor Brad pasta.
Speaker 2 (29:29):
Have you tried it?
Speaker 1 (29:29):
No?
Speaker 2 (29:30):
What's in it? Pastor Brad special bow tie and peas.
Speaker 1 (29:34):
Hey, let's have some pasta and rap about JC.
Speaker 3 (29:37):
Sometimes Pastor Brad will just bring just about a pint
of his pasta, slid Pastor's passa and he'll scoop it
out somehow, feed the entire church.
Speaker 1 (29:47):
Let's do another one and.
Speaker 2 (29:48):
There'll be fourteen pastas leftover.
Speaker 1 (29:50):
This is a no brainer because we both know a
ton of these. Okay, musicians.
Speaker 2 (29:55):
Oh yeah, that's rough man.
Speaker 1 (29:57):
Flaky, terrible hours, always broke. Yeah, snort, you.
Speaker 2 (30:06):
Know that's a rough life man.
Speaker 1 (30:09):
Yeah. Musicians, poor musicians, man, they're still living the dream.
They're out there playing gigs till two in the morning,
not getting home till three in the morning. How much
did you make on that gig? One hundred and fifty bucks.
Speaker 3 (30:22):
It seems like that there could be a shift in
the dynamic as we get older, have happy hours, and
bands shift more like six to nine.
Speaker 2 (30:31):
No, I think, I think, wouldn't it be a good
tho Oh?
Speaker 1 (30:34):
I think five pm to five to thirty?
Speaker 2 (30:37):
Yes, I get us in bed at nine watching murder.
Speaker 1 (30:41):
She wrote, You know, no, I I if Jackie and
I have a couple of bottles of wine or whatever,
we started like three or four. Oh my god, so
you can get in bed Foster Brooks. Yeah, what, It
doesn't matter what time you start, just a difference, does it.
Speaker 2 (30:56):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (30:56):
Why can you watch a TV show or a Netflix thing? Drunk.
Yeah you can. I can't do that. I don't want
to waste a good episode when I'm tipsy.
Speaker 2 (31:11):
I'd rather not.
Speaker 1 (31:12):
I think last category fighter pilots, no kidding, similar to
surgeons in many way you have to be incredibly driven
focused to make make it to that level, no duh,
combined with god complex and being deployed for months at
a time.
Speaker 2 (31:29):
I had a buddy of mine that was a fighter pilot.
His name was Goose. Oh yeah, loved his job.
Speaker 1 (31:37):
Oh is this a friend that died in training? Yeah?
Oh yeah. I don't want to talk about anim Yeah,
I'm sorry, Yeah that's true. Yeah, Well, John is he's
a sub mariner. He said he's not going to start
a family too. Actually he gets off a sub so
because they're they're underwater three to six months at a time. Yeah,
no doubt. All right, great show today, Thank you, John
(31:58):
William Alden. The third. I just found out that both
you knuckleheads are out next week.
Speaker 2 (32:04):
Isn't it?
Speaker 1 (32:04):
And Dwight's out for like three weeks in a row.
Speaker 2 (32:07):
Are you out for three weeks in a row? From
now until the end of the year. There's five weeks
that I'm out, So your bottom heavy with your vacation. Yeah,
I think we gotta get my last full week. I
believe I don't have much.
Speaker 1 (32:21):
Are you doing anything? You're staying home in Daisy.
Speaker 2 (32:23):
No, we're going.
Speaker 5 (32:24):
Me and wife and days are going up to Brown
County for the weekend, and then we're also the following
weekend we're going out to Eastern Kentucky with my family.
Speaker 2 (32:32):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (32:32):
I was gonna say, why are you doing that?
Speaker 2 (32:33):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (32:35):
Like parents thing now, Eastern Kentucky is beautiful, beautiful.
Speaker 2 (32:41):
Just wonder if a certain amount of crime is going
to go up in Brown County for like a week
and the next thing, you know, this is going to
die down.
Speaker 1 (32:49):
I'm getting a feeling that John is not enjoying the
serial killer theme that we were doing. We're gonna stop
doing it. We're gonna stop. I know, I know it
bothers you, all right, man, and we'll see you tomorrow.
The boys are coming up next. Of course, the Segath
are the head of the military talk today to all
of the generals and admirals and stuff. So I guarantee
(33:10):
they'll lead with that here in just a couple of minutes.
For Dwight Whitten, I'm Tony Venetti. We'll see you later
on news Radio eight fortys I love you, ma,
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