9.30: Shooting in Okolona, McDonald's Bringing Back Monopoly, Halloween Movies, and Crazy Long Field Goals

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Good morning, good morning. The little bird said, stop it
what Jackie would say to the kids every single morning
and open their throw their door open, good morning, good morning.
The little bird said, your mother had a line too.

Speaker 2 (00:14):
Mo Mom would yank open the curtain and say yip, yep,
it's a beautiful day. She would do it three times.

Speaker 1 (00:22):
I love moms. Oh man, did your mom have a
yip yip or a nothing? Money? Good morning?

Speaker 3 (00:28):
Nothing that I can remember that is as cringing and
memorable as what you all were just.

Speaker 2 (00:32):
And you both know that I'm still easing into my
morning until I don't want to talk to anybody until
around maybe ten thirty in the morning.

Speaker 1 (00:38):
I'd halfway through the show.

Speaker 2 (00:39):
Halfway through the show.

Speaker 1 (00:41):
I was put in a good mood today, even though
I teared up a little bit, and that's hard for
me to do.

Speaker 2 (00:46):
A litter huh. And you witness no, okay.

Speaker 1 (00:49):
You know because I'm an emotional cyboard. Tim Tebow's video
of his Night to Shine event, have you seen that
I have not? He throws a prom for special needs
kids and he walks every single one of them down.
It's it's the cutest thing. It's adults like, it's adults
and kids, and it's the cutest thing you've ever seen

(01:11):
in your life. And he's so fired up. Ta t
Bau is just I gotta tell you, he's an awesome dude.
He's an awesome dude. All right. He was to remind
you a lot of not you what So if t
BA is the angel on one shoulder, you're the devil
on the other one, going you can do it, you
can do it. Come on, all right, we start with

(01:33):
some sad news. Louisville police said two young men were
shot and killed this morning inside an apartment in Okalona. Louisville.
Meptro Police officers were called to and what are you doing? Bro?
There's some kind of bug flat over the Yeah, there's
some gnats in our office. I don't know. They're in
my studio too.

Speaker 2 (01:49):
Gosh, I wonder who's going to get blamed for these?

Speaker 1 (01:55):
Uh? I called the apartment complex on Napa Valley Court
just before ten thirty eight. I am Monday morning. I'm sorry,
yesterday morning. That's that's in a neighborhood off South Park
Road in Blue Lick. LMPD spokesman John Bradley said witnesses
told officers on scene they heard multiple gunshots inside the
apartment and saw several people running from the scene afterwards.

(02:18):
I saw the story this morning. Quote from a female neighbor.
She was interviewed and you could see she was done. Quote,
I am sick of Louisville. I'm moving man. It's ten
thirty in the morning on a Monday, and it's no

(02:40):
matter what time it happens. But seriously, ten thirty in
the morning, there is a there's a shootout in an
apartment in Oklahoma.

Speaker 2 (02:49):
So well, Greg Fisher at one point said he wanted
Louisville to be a little Chicago.

Speaker 1 (02:54):
Well done, congratulations, mission accomplished. I don't know if you've
gone to Netflix and you've seen that. Have you seen
the story about how those two guys that worked for
McDonald's ripped off the Monopoly game from the nineteen nineties.
Have you seen that? Donald? Have you seen that story?
So when you got your cup, you tore off the

(03:14):
piece of paper and you played Monopoly right with the
pieces and you won a lot of cool stuff within
a bagos tripped to Jamaica. Medium fries, yeah, or just
medium fries or whatever. Everyone played it. I mean everyone
played it. McDonald's just bringing it back. They are you
serious McDonald's bringing Monopoly game back.

Speaker 2 (03:36):
I don't even know. Because here's the thing. Maybe the
scandal did hit nationwide news back then. Yeah, but when
that documentary came out, Susan and I watched it a
couple of years ago, and when it came out, we
washed it and I didn't even recall a scandal, Oh
I do. It was really interesting, man, to see what

(03:57):
it was like two guys, I know, two guys were
ripping them off.

Speaker 1 (04:00):
If it was crazy, they they and no one called
on that. These guys were winning. And it's almost the
same exact giveaways. There's a million dollar cash prize. They're
giving away a win, a bag, o motor home, a
Low's shopping spree, renovations of your dreams, and of course
free food. That's what Dwight was. Dwight went right to

(04:20):
free medium front.

Speaker 2 (04:21):
Take this dad, what is it's the million dollars? When
trade you for your fries?

Speaker 1 (04:25):
I don't want fries in the little baggie. I want
the biggie, A big guy. I don't take anything.

Speaker 2 (04:30):
You know what else was great though with McDonald's because
that got people in the door, I think. But also
the Lake Placid Olympics, when we just kept winning and winning,
and if if us scored gold in certain things, you
would get this getting burgers.

Speaker 1 (04:49):
Yes, yeah, yeah, So they're bringing it back, So get ready.
I'm ready to play McDonald's start in October sixth, so
next week or they will take care of it, all right.
I think this is a very interesting story. And a
lot of presidents do this. I know that Clinton did it,
Bush did it. President President Trump orders remaining Amelia Earhart

(05:16):
records to be declassified. What would be would they be
classified in the first place? It's a disappearance.

Speaker 2 (05:24):
There's a lady flying our plane.

Speaker 1 (05:25):
Classify of a lady pilot leaking out.

Speaker 2 (05:28):
This lady pilot, she disappeared.

Speaker 1 (05:33):
Everybody knows the story. Nineteen thirty seven. She was trying
to transverse the planet Earth by herself with the and
here's the thing. The poor navigator, Fred, the navigator, Fred,
Fred Noonan. No one knows Fred Noonan's name. No one
cares about Fred. Right, you know Fred died too. You

(05:54):
know it wasn't just Amelia, Okay, but there has been
so many in investigations trying to find a piece of
her plane on one of these islands and look, there's
thousands on tens of thousands of islands that are uncharted
in the Pacific. Can we just go claim one and
live there. The most interesting one I saw was they

(06:16):
had found pictures the Japanese had done the same thing,
and they unloaded some pictures that were taken before the war,
and they have a picture of them towing a plane
on like a barge, and it's the same plane. And
then there's a picture of a silhouette of what they
think is a woman standing on a dock and they're like,

(06:39):
that's Amelia. Like no, like they took her into prison.
She was put into prison on one of these islands
by the Japanese and then sh d up dying there,
I guess. But that was one of the investigations. But
that's not the only one. That Trump wants to declassify.
The secret files on Martin Luther King Junior, which are

(06:59):
some and be silatious. John F. Kennedy silatious, Robert F.
Kennedy more salaciousness ness uh and Rick Gillespie, executive director
of the International Grew for Historic Aircraft Recovery, who has
studied Earnhardt for decades, notes there's nothing still classified by
the US government. Okay, well, then why are we declassified?

(07:22):
We're not gonna know. Wait, man, we're boring. John Aldeny's
in there, yawning real big. So this is lack of
sleep today. This is one of those more sure it's
a daisy, daisy, daisy duty. It happens though, Yeah, sure, yeah, yeah, yeah.
You're only six months old now. Though I slapped Dwight
all the time when he's looking sleepy. Do you want
me to come in here and slap your Yeah, you
can do whatever you do. Okay, cool, I'll be in

(07:43):
there in the break. I have already watched five Halloween
movies in October.

Speaker 2 (07:52):
Let me pause you right there and we'll get to
Halloween movies. We I was talking about how you brought
up Selena Gomez yesterday about how she has lost a
bunch of weight and big deal, right, And I said, well,
we just started watching the newest season. She still looks
pretty chubby.

Speaker 1 (08:11):
So have you seen the first three seasons?

Speaker 2 (08:13):
Yes? Okay, but I was wrong. We're watching the fourth season.
Evidently there was a fifth season. Susan told me last night.

Speaker 1 (08:20):
Oh, you were wrong. I was wrong, So you're on
season four. Okay, you're still a chubby Selena. I would
have to think she's zempig.

Speaker 3 (08:30):
I thought she had some she had some sort of
medical condition that caused.

Speaker 1 (08:34):
Her to like lupus or something. I'm not sure, but
it slows her speech down too. You can tell when
she's acting that she's she's got some sort of ailment.
She's doing well, I mean she I guess she's just
got married this past weekend. But also have you seen
the commercials with the all about that base that bass
who sings that's Megan, Meghan trainor she doesn't even look

(08:55):
the same she was to she's lost like seventy pounds.

Speaker 2 (08:59):
Well that she is. Oh, it's all it's all about
the base was about that's right, Yeah, it's all about
the beard. No stubble. We see we got three of us,
got beerd right, Yeah, I get back to it. Halloween.

Speaker 1 (09:12):
You already watched how many Halloween movies? Five? At least
at least five movies yesterday I got through two of
them while I was making notes for today's show. We
haven't even gotten to the hocus Pocus, which is a
non negotiable. We got to watch hocus Pocus, but there
was one going One hell of a Summer and it's
about camp counselors before the kids get there, and it's

(09:33):
it's sort of a comedy slash slasher, which is hilarious.
The ones I've watched have been comedy slash slasher. Okay, yeah.
And then the one yesterday was about the uh oh
man who does the phone commercials, the one that's she's salacious.
She's not salatious. She's well endowed. The brunette girl. The

(09:53):
brunette girl it does the phone commercials.

Speaker 2 (09:58):
I don't think that's it.

Speaker 1 (09:58):
Carl voluptuous, That's what I'm thinking of. That's the word
I'm thinking of. She stars in this comedy about she's
the male person, not Maleman, in this town, but she
ends up being the werewolf in the end. And it's
a comedy and it's hilarious and people get the more
creative way they slash people's hilarious. I'm sorry. It's good stuff.

Speaker 2 (10:19):
All those Saw movies are quite funny.

Speaker 3 (10:21):
I used to love the Saw movies. I was very
obsessed with those in high school.

Speaker 1 (10:25):
See that's his origin story.

Speaker 2 (10:26):
That's his origin story.

Speaker 1 (10:28):
It's really a great premise. It's really a great premise
because you're thinking, are these are bad people or are
they right? Or they just regular people that have done
bad things in their life.

Speaker 3 (10:37):
The worst trap in the entire Saw series is they're
on this little like playground carousel and there's a shotgun
and it's like rushing a lot and then the guy
decides whether or not he's gonna save them, and he
has a stab like the middle of his hand.

Speaker 1 (10:50):
Really. Yeah, one person had fell into a whole vat
of needles. That's right. Oh, that's in the house one. Oh,
that's in the house one. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, Hey Tony,
Tony making fun of foot people. Yeah, tod you will
be the fit people. Uh. But the first one when

(11:12):
he gets up off the bathroom floor and then shuts
the door in the dark. Yeah, I mean that is
just absolutely over the top awesome. So yeah, So Hulu
and Disney plus they have a Halloween schedule. They've had
all these channels do it well when Louien, Yes, I know,

(11:36):
I love it. So there's thirty six, thirty six new Halloween,
not new, but the thirty six Halloween movies. If you
want to partake.

Speaker 2 (11:46):
I don't, Uh, I can't, I can't recall a movie
that really scared me since I guess The Exorcist, and
that one still gives me the boo boo bbe scream.

Speaker 1 (11:57):
The first time you saw screaming and scream did not
scare me?

Speaker 2 (12:00):
Are you kidding me? Screamed? I thought, I.

Speaker 1 (12:03):
Thought the first scream was pretty good. No, I was
always afraid to watch Children of the Corn.

Speaker 2 (12:08):
The Ridge one was pretty good.

Speaker 1 (12:09):
I wasn't really into that one. Wasn't really It's kind
of slow.

Speaker 2 (12:12):
I thought, Okay, I can't do the I identified with
the scarecrow in that movie. Very Just put me in
a field, give me a stick, and leave me alone.

Speaker 1 (12:22):
There's nothing creepier than that scarecrow and his head goes
looks at you.

Speaker 2 (12:30):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (12:30):
And I don't know how you don't watch the Conjuring
series that I've seen a couple. Man, that's some scary stuff.

Speaker 2 (12:36):
Bro, I've seen a couple that were pretty good, but
not like keep me up, like The Exorcist. If I
watched it today or tonight. If I watched it tonight,
it would probably keep me up a little bit.

Speaker 1 (12:46):
Oh yeah, yeah, I can't watch the Extorcist still to
this day. I'm fifty six years old alone. I remember
when they re released it.

Speaker 2 (12:53):
They never show commercials on TV well, and they show
the scenes that were cut also in the movie where
he walks back back down the stairs with their heads back.

Speaker 3 (13:08):
There's a creepy trend on TikTok right now that my
wife showed me. It's these people will put these all
black like body suits on and they'll knock on hotel doors.
No staying at the end of the hallway, and they'll
do the creepy like little crap walk going down with
there's some sort of you know you're.

Speaker 1 (13:22):
Gonna get shot, bro shot. Everyone has a gun in America,
you idiot, right, Yeah, it takes some balls to do. Yeah,
do that on Dwight's floor. Oh my gosh, do that
on Dwight's floor. He's gonna make you holy real click
real quick. Okay, So let's talk about this weekend. I

(13:43):
was just over at the Jay this morning and some
of the planes were already practicing for their aerobatics show
at Bowman Fest. That's this weekend. We'll be there broadcasting
live on Friday. They started with a five K Saturday
morning and it's almost full. It was not on the air.
Oh my gosh, it was not on air. He's yawning.

(14:06):
He saw me earlier? Did you not? Did you not?
That's what it is? But are you okay? Did you
not take your lines Maine this morning?

Speaker 2 (14:16):
I did. It's just I've had a rough couple of nights. Okay,
all right, but think about think about how much worse
it would be without the Lion's made.

Speaker 1 (14:25):
That's true. What time do you try to go to bed?
M eleven eleven thirty? Okay, you're starting too late?

Speaker 2 (14:34):
Well no, no, I go on, but I start to
wind down series. You don't know what that is for Susan, No,
it's because it involves loud Rolling Stones music.

Speaker 1 (14:44):
How is da call mean? But you're right? Maybe it
is calling for freaks.

Speaker 2 (14:49):
And is every night? So yeah, listen to the loud
live Rolling Stone, which everyone I'm listening to as I
get ready for bed, and then there's television and then
there's a kissy whissy with the dog, and then a
nighttime usually comes around.

Speaker 1 (15:06):
How long does your routine take?

Speaker 2 (15:07):
Two and a half hour?

Speaker 1 (15:08):
Oh my lord?

Speaker 2 (15:10):
The other at nine?

Speaker 1 (15:11):
That's exhausting.

Speaker 2 (15:13):
It's not like I'm doing It's like, do you think.

Speaker 1 (15:17):
Lemmy would like I? Wish you would skip one night
of kissing my feet?

Speaker 2 (15:21):
How about an hour and a half of that? It's
just laying down watching TV. And then I gotta take
Lemmy to kissy Whissyville, either that or kissy Town, depending
on which I'll ask him, I'll say sleepy Town. Train
is coming, Lemmy, where do you want to go? Kissy
Whissyville or kissy Town?

Speaker 1 (15:40):
And then you sing the song kiss Town? Yeah, what's
the song?

Speaker 2 (15:46):
You are so beautiful? Lem me? Can't you see?

Speaker 1 (15:55):
M me?

Speaker 4 (15:58):
You everything? You're averrittling got me? You are so beautiful?

Speaker 1 (16:11):
Let me every night to his dog.

Speaker 2 (16:16):
And if Susan gets a fist, bump and off we
go to sleepy Town.

Speaker 1 (16:21):
Apparently not. Bowmanfest this weekend. Helicopters forty military vehicles. It's
so much fun. We will be there. Jackie and I
we're gonna go there. Before we go, we are judges
in the chili cookoff at Girstaal's Saturday at three. It
benefits the scarf. Uh what's the scarf?

Speaker 2 (16:47):
Men without?

Speaker 1 (16:48):
Yeah? Yeah, yeah h scarf. So yes, bowban Fest this weekend.
Get your tickets. It is gonna be a ton of fun.
We will be there all right, back after this.

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other up in the break.

Speaker 2 (18:24):
Well thirty eight special coming up at the top of
the hour after news. Don Barnes, lead singer and founder
thirty eight special joins the.

Speaker 1 (18:33):
Show nice Well.

Speaker 2 (18:35):
Last night, Monday Night football participants got to kiss their sister.
Packers and Cowboys had the second highest scoring tie in
Pro football.

Speaker 1 (18:45):
I saw that forty to forty.

Speaker 2 (18:49):
Right, Yeah, forty to forty. Both teams kickers traded field
goals in overtime. Jordan Love and Dak Prescott each through
touchdowns through the regular time seven straight lead changing touchdowns
before Brandon mcmahonus kicked a fifty three your field goal

(19:09):
in the end regulation.

Speaker 1 (19:11):
Cowboys got close over time.

Speaker 2 (19:15):
But didn't pull it through. Is very the highest scoring tie.
It was forty three to forty three Raiders and the
Boston Patriots in nineteen sixty four.

Speaker 1 (19:28):
I would like to see them if it goes if
it goes to fifteen minutes and you don't score, instead
of doing a tie, just do like the college kids do.
Put the ball on the twenty five. You got your shot,
and the other team gets a chance. If one scores
the other one doesn't, then that's it. That's the game.
But you got to have a winner. You can't have
a tie, bro I mean, that's ridiculous. There's too many.

(19:50):
There's too much on the line. A playoff year is
just worth too much for a franchise. It's crazy. How
many years ago do they go back to the tie system.
A couple of years ago, ten, I guess, I wonder why. Yeah,
I don't know, but we've had they haven't had too
many of those. I mean, somebody ends up usually winning.
I mean how many times. I mean on the Lamar

(20:11):
Jackson game, the bat the Baltimore game, they had twenty
seconds left before the half. They moved the ball up
and he kicked it with fifty six yards to go,
and he hit it with twenty seconds left. Man, I
don't understand the process here.

Speaker 2 (20:26):
Well, last night to send it over in overtime to
your point of fifty three yard field goal. These field
goals they've gotten longer over oh years. I'm telling you.

Speaker 1 (20:34):
I'm telling you, d these guys can boot it.

Speaker 2 (20:36):
You would have Albout Greco hit like a forty eight
and people, Oh my god, createst kicker in the world.

Speaker 1 (20:41):
I know, I know. A sixty yarder is not real.

Speaker 2 (20:45):
It's not unhard of.

Speaker 3 (20:46):
You got a sixty five yarder over the weekend, I think, right,
I remember who it was.

Speaker 2 (20:50):
Yeah, was it a dome or was it open air?

Speaker 1 (20:53):
I shouldn't even said that. The last one I saw
was week two and it was a sixty one yarder
and he had ten yards. He hit the back of
the thing, so he he could have gone another ten yards.
Dog guess a.

Speaker 3 (21:03):
Last Buccaneers kicker, Chase McLaughlan, it was the longest outdoor
field goal in NFL history in their loss to the
Eagles as past and how long was it? Sixty five yards?

Speaker 1 (21:13):
Wow? You know what a weapon. That's that's an absolute weapon.

Speaker 2 (21:19):
It uh the old Metal Lands where the Giants played,
they'd had they had doors on each end zone.

Speaker 1 (21:26):
Yeah, who was buried in the end zone.

Speaker 2 (21:28):
Uh uh, mafia guy John Gotty, Not John Gotti.

Speaker 1 (21:35):
John Gottie, you idiot. It wasn't Carl either. Be Carl.

Speaker 2 (21:40):
People are yelling at to write halfa.

Speaker 1 (21:42):
Haffa was buried in the end zone because it was
a landfill before it was the stadium. So but anyway,
they had it to build a new stadium.

Speaker 2 (21:50):
They had these gigantic maintenance doors and if the Giants
were kicking a field go, they could open one end
to get a breeze going. And if the you could see,
and John Matt would call him out on this, he
would say, you are such as such for the Eagles
getting rid and there goes maintenance. They look like they
got to open these doors.

Speaker 1 (22:10):
And well, everyone cheats. Remember the RCAA nome the Colts
got busted for when it got loud in the stadium,
they would turn up crowd noise over the speakers to
take it. Even louder I forgot all about that.

Speaker 2 (22:29):
And that's really brilliant cheating.

Speaker 1 (22:31):
I mean, and the first in the first Patriots Super Bowl,
I mean they got busted. They filmed the Saint Louis
Rams practice.

Speaker 2 (22:41):
Well at least they never come on, dude, at least
they never messed with the integrity of the football themselves
and deflated.

Speaker 1 (22:48):
Or wait a minute, wait what BELLI check the flate gate.

Speaker 2 (22:53):
Ford is recalling more than one hundred and fifteen thousand
of its pickup trucks because it's having a steering problem.
It can make drivers lose control, which admittedly that's a
huge problem. I guess the recall or recall is a
recall or recall. The recall, the recall covers theff.

Speaker 1 (23:13):
You're seeing it wrong. It's like you're a bird recall
recall recall.

Speaker 2 (23:19):
There, Yeah, thank you, John Auden. The recall covers the
F two fifty, the F three fifty, and the F
four to fifty. Those are all gigantic big drugs douleies
right from twenty twenty to twenty twenty one. The issue
is the upper shaft of the steering column comes apart
when you're driving, uh, making you lose control. Ford will
fix this, just take it to any Ford dealership. Truck

(23:40):
owners can check out online if they're specific vehicle is
part of the recall. Spooky, spooky, what's spooky? A steering
column coming apart?

Speaker 1 (23:52):
Okay, yeah, no, no, no, no, I thought you were going
into another story of spooky Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Well by it does that if you get a new
car these daysretty much. Any new car new truck has
the keeps you in between the lanes, like if you
if you take your hands off the wheels and it
floats over a little bit, he goes takes you back
to the.

Speaker 2 (24:10):
No, my wife has like an alarm where it yeah,
it chimes off, says hey, you know there's a line
of my jeep. But I'll like it base.

Speaker 1 (24:16):
No, this just puts you back into the center. I
actually you actually could take your hands off the wheel
and it will keep you in between the lanes on
the Expressway. I want to get Look, it's pretty cool.

Speaker 2 (24:26):
Are you interested. Would you do a self driving car?

Speaker 1 (24:29):
I think yeah, I would. Yeah, I would.

Speaker 2 (24:31):
I think I would.

Speaker 1 (24:31):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (24:32):
I think it's an old person thing because every point,
everyone that's your all's age that's been asked that question
that I've heard says yes. But I feel like young people.
Maybe I'm wrong, You're just us. You're the ones that
I like to drive though, that's the thing you do.

Speaker 1 (24:46):
I do. Yeah, people like to drive.

Speaker 2 (24:47):
Okay, here's the question. I know the answer. The answer
is no. But because in Kentucky there's still guard rails up,
you have to have somebody sitting in Like we have
autonomous cars. Yeah, you can ride in them here, yeah, yeah,
but somebody has to be in the seat behind the
steering wheel.

Speaker 1 (25:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (25:06):
We still have guardrails.

Speaker 1 (25:09):
Up that leulis now, but in ten years all this
will be gone.

Speaker 2 (25:13):
There's other cities where it doesn't have to be like that.
Here's my question. Let's say that you take or you
just ride. You get a ride from your Tesla to wherever,
and you get overserved. Can you just sit in the
back and at some point and let that test sure
take your haul? Sure? Right?

Speaker 1 (25:34):
Yeah, you're not driving the car is yeah. Absolutely. I
think one of the coolest thing, and they have it
on BMW's and other cars, is just if you're say
you're leaving j C. Pennies and it's pouring down rain,
you push the button and the car comes to you.

Speaker 2 (25:48):
Well, that's okay, So.

Speaker 1 (25:50):
That's pretty cool.

Speaker 2 (25:51):
Kathy, my sister in law, she was test driving Tesla's
and that's what they did. They said, let me summon
your car to you. She said, what They hit a
button and the car pulled up and then you can.
I believe you could even have a go park itself.

Speaker 3 (26:04):
Now, how often will this said intoxicated person whenever they're
you know, trying to uber themselves all the way home?
How often will you put in the wrong address and
somewhere else right can't work?

Speaker 1 (26:15):
Yeah? Yeah, but all this stuff we're talking about, you know,
it'll become just normal life. I mean, you'll be when
you're on vacation, you know. Right now. It was cool
when we were in San Francisco. We were like, oh wow,
that's one of those cars. It's self driving cars, and
there's a bunch of them in San Francisco and it
was kind of a neat, kind of fun thing, and
would you use it in ten years? It's you're just
gonna get in it, just get it to your place.

Speaker 2 (26:36):
And I thought this was specifically an exclusively Tesla, but
I was talking with my buddy Jimmy Smith over Craig
and Landreth. He said, no, no, we have a Cadillac
over here that self drives itself. I said, Cadillac. I said,
does it do all the things you goes?

Speaker 1 (26:52):
No?

Speaker 2 (26:52):
Absolutely, self drives. Yeah, So I wonder if elon Musk
I'm guessing he developed this technology path.

Speaker 1 (27:00):
Oh no, no, no, no, no, you can come up
with your own technology of self driving cars. Maybe I'm wrong.
I don't know. I wouldn't think that that's I.

Speaker 2 (27:09):
Would think that would be a big deal if you
came up with autonomous cars.

Speaker 1 (27:13):
Well, there's like five hundred different AIS. It's it is technology,
but it's not one one company owns the AI system, right,
I don't know. I don't if either way. Either way,
we went through this. Look, text messages. That's the only
way people communicate now. And I remember Dwight saying to
me we did a topic on the radio twenty something

(27:33):
years ago where he was just like, I don't think
men should text other men. The homology it sounds weird
right now, but it was sort of legitimate. It was like, dude,
I don't want you texted me? And I was like what.
But of course that was the text day where you
had to hit the number because each number had three
whatever letters to it.

Speaker 2 (27:53):
You get to do it that way, you get to
see you had number one. Yay.

Speaker 1 (27:56):
Time I think we took calls. Should men text other men?
Just The lead story today is Defense Secretary Pete hex
Seth some in hundreds of US military officials, all of
the top ranked from all of the Army, Navy, Air Force, Space, Forest,

(28:18):
Marines to Quantico to talk about the era of the
end of the era of the politically correct. So he
is gender neutral gone, male level standards for physical fitness
as well are gone to end the woke culture in
the military. I have a lot of friends that were

(28:38):
high ranking officials that were stopped in their tracks of
getting higher ranked because they basically said, you're white male,
you're not you don't have a chance. So this is
part of that. And he's running the military right now,
so he does that. Everyone was wondering what the heck
this meeting was, and that's what it was. So there
you go.

Speaker 2 (28:59):
I thought it was an amboy pitch because listen, if
you get in multi level marketing and you get that
many people underneath, you make hundreds of dollars. Yeah, yeah, okay, Hey, Pello,
windows and doors, how are the energy bills if they're
super high in the summer and super high in the winter,
could be Probably is your windows and doors. Let's get

(29:19):
that home looking beautiful. Plus there's less noise from outside
when you have proper windows on your home. So why
would I say Pello windows are the best? Well, number one,
they're rated number one for highest quality, rated number one
for highest craftsmanship, rate number one for highest value. But
it gets better. They're not just made in the USA
Pello windows and doors. They're made right here in Kentucky

(29:41):
by our friends or family members, our neighbors. Why would
you go anywhere else? And it gets better?

Speaker 1 (29:46):
Still?

Speaker 2 (29:47):
You could Pella now and pay later. Find out more.
Go by their factory Lane location. It's a beautiful place.
Or check them out online at Pella Louisville dot com.

Speaker 1 (29:57):
I can't get that out of my head. Hell now,
pay later. The government thinks we're stupid.

Speaker 2 (30:04):
Well okay, well they pretty much profiled me. He's dead.

Speaker 1 (30:08):
On another here's another example.

Speaker 2 (30:11):
How did they crack that case on me?

Speaker 1 (30:13):
A fireball over California and Nevada was a satellite? A
fireball lit up part of California. We all know this
was an alien craft that was damaged and it crashed.
Can I get fool us with the old satellite story?
The black SUVs show up, everyone gets out, they have
the earpieces and they cover it all up. Yes, it

(30:34):
was a satellite. Was in the media.

Speaker 2 (30:37):
Who was that green glowing guy you ushered to the back.

Speaker 1 (30:40):
Of the suv A really tall, thin one.

Speaker 2 (30:42):
Look at this pin.

Speaker 1 (30:45):
The American meteor Society received more than two hundred reports
of this object falling from the sky. The nonprofit Aerospace Corporation,
which tracks the movements of falling satellites, said several Starlink
satellites were re entering the atmosphere.

Speaker 2 (31:02):
Sure didn't we do a story or you did the
story I think a couple of weeks ago about how
they saw some kind of a space craft.

Speaker 1 (31:11):
Oh, yeah, yeah, it's it's they're setting us up. They're
giving us a little bit at a time before they
drop it on us and go. Yes, we've been in
contact with them for decades. I wonder if how do
you think your cell phone works.

Speaker 2 (31:24):
Tom Cruise is a scientist made we get and he
actually was born and started saying next high.

Speaker 1 (31:30):
School, did you know that that's not true?

Speaker 2 (31:32):
He started, Yeah, it's true.

Speaker 1 (31:35):
I don't know if we have to choose someone to
speak to the aliens first, to represent the human race.
I think Tom Cruise is a good choice. I think
he's a good choice. I'm not sure. I mean, right,
I think he's very charming of course. Yes, right, he'll

(31:57):
literally do anything correct because.

Speaker 2 (31:59):
His own stunts so right, shooting with her, you know,
frog guys or something.

Speaker 1 (32:03):
Who do we not want to have talked to the
Rosie O'Donnell? I'm not sure. If I don't want the president,
I don't want Donald because they're going to pack up
and go, okay, we're good here.

Speaker 2 (32:20):
Cruise is our guy.

Speaker 1 (32:21):
Yes, I think that's a great choice. I don't even
know your number two is? There is no no, it's
Tom Cruise.

Speaker 2 (32:28):
It's either Tom Cruise.

Speaker 1 (32:29):
I want Tom Cruise to represent the human race.

Speaker 2 (32:31):
Please and listen. It's a lot of responsibility, responsibility on
your shoulders, mister may pother that's his last name?

Speaker 1 (32:40):
Right? Maybe I don't know. I don't know. We can
check that out. Hold on, maybe i'll make that a
trivia question on it is? He's Tom Thomas Cruise and
may fourth? Oh he's a fow What he's a he's
a three name a fourth person? Yeah? What does that mean?

(33:03):
Is he, by any chance your favorite actor? No? I
bet you if we googled a list of people that
would represent the human race to the aliens, there'll be
a list.

Speaker 2 (33:14):
Well, there's an AI. Could we ai that?

Speaker 1 (33:16):
I think? So, let's AI question that bad boy. I
don't think either one of us would be a good choice,
or us together.

Speaker 2 (33:23):
No, no, no, that'd definitely be better.

Speaker 1 (33:25):
Tony and Dwight Show meets the aliens? What represents the
human race?

Speaker 2 (33:29):
Let's uh make John Awden go first. Just make sure
they don't have a taste for blood or anything. Hey John,
why are you going to talk these nice alien folk?

Speaker 1 (33:39):
Short break, We'll come back after this. On news Radio
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