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Speaker 1 (00:01):
See I tricked you. You tricked me, A tricked you.
I said it was a picture of something else, but
it was really a picture. I just sent a picture, Dave,
I don't know. I sent it to YouTube.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
Not your hemorrhoid again.
Speaker 3 (00:10):
No, no, it's a trickery in warriation.
Speaker 1 (00:12):
That was it. Trickery, Thank you president. But you know what,
it's a picture of Pippot's last moment.
Speaker 3 (00:19):
It's a stupid cartoon. He baited me. He said he
was sending me some kind of make.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
Say, speaking of what bait.
Speaker 3 (00:29):
Oh bait did not die. No, he didn't show me
the video footage of just any anything about him getting eaten.
It's not out there.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
Why did this come up today? It's an anniversary or something.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
It was on my timeline.
Speaker 3 (00:49):
Joy picture of what he told me was the naked
lady and opened up. It was supposedly jaws eating Pippot.
But it's not.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
Well, you just heard in the news it is the
anniversary of the shuttle exploding. Yes, nineteen eighty six. I
remember it very well. I do too, And we were
all at school. I was at school.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
I was too, I was in the hallway. It was
broadcasting school. I did a year of that fact, everyone's
gathered around the TV and what do you guys watching
and just kind of stunned silence.
Speaker 3 (01:16):
Well that's part of my this day in history. So
let's do a little bit about it right now. It
was catastrophic to say the least, but seventy three seconds
after lift off from Cape Canaveral and you know, just
an over ring. How do they recreate? That amazes me,
Like these flights where they recreate the debris, how do
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you narrow it down to an over ring?
Speaker 1 (01:41):
Because that was in question before the flight even it
was so they knew it washrrect. So the sad part,
one of the many sad parts, is that the family
watched the whole thing, Oh absolutely, and they believe that
they were alive until impact on the water. And Christy mccouloffe,
I mean, you know, yeah, so they survived the explosion
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until they hit the water. So not good all around it,
and it halted these shuttle program. And as you talk
to some people, they say that was a very poor design.
Is basically a flying brick. They should have come up
with a better way to go to space and back.
Speaker 3 (02:22):
So two explosions, you know, obviously millions and millions watch this.
We were in high school. I was, you know, and
they brought it. It was one of those deals where
they brought in the television set and you're like, all
right here.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
You weren't in high school, dummy. It was January of
eighty six.
Speaker 3 (02:39):
Yeah, okay, graduated in eighty six.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
No, you're graduating if you if you were in school
in January of eighty six, huh, then you graduated in
eighty seven because May is graduation.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
Sorry, May of eighty six.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
Oh, you're right, I'm sorry, No, I am doing no calendar.
So what waska?
Speaker 3 (02:56):
It was a junior But wait a minute, wait a minute,
I'll see where he went wrong here.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
Yeah, in his defense, it's Mike Lennings.
Speaker 3 (03:02):
If I were Mike Lennings, I would have graduated in
nineteen eighty seven. But because I'm Dwight Whitney was eighty six.
But seventeen percent of Americans watched it. Specifically, well, seventeen
percent of the people to watch were watching it just
because of the teacher.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. School. Yeah, that's a sad story,
all right, not a sad story. Or maybe Louisville police
are calling a local woman a hero after she stopped
a man from jumping off the Second Street bridge during
her daily jog on Sunday. Body camera footage of the
incident was released Monday afternoon as Louisville Metro Police Department
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facebook page posted it. Police set officers were downtown around
five pm when they were called to a report that
there was a man in a crisis who wanted to
jump off the bridge. She saw him, jumped on him,
tried to pull him. He put his foot over the rail.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
Yeah, and she grabbed him and said nope, they both
could have gone over my watch.
Speaker 3 (04:03):
Yeah, she's a hero. We should introduce her to our superheroes,
either the Tarnisher or the Enabler.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
If she sing so, the cop gets there, he starts
to grab the guy also, and he's got the guy.
The cop tells the woman grabbed my radio, and you
need to push the button and say reach for my radio,
press the button, guiding her to the button on his
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radio and actually say distress call, distress call, And that's
when more officers head that way.
Speaker 3 (04:36):
And then after it was all over with, I drove
by and rolled my window Dawn. I said, can I
be have any assistance officer because they like that. They
loved they looked I would, well, they like better that,
or I pay your salary. That's tall, very flats, very flattering.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
Your buddy, Kevin Bratcher is doing good things in fern Creek.
Speaker 3 (04:58):
Of course he is Kevin Bratt. That's your baby.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
Eighteen thousand square foot state of the art library is
playing for a vacant spot. It's next to Fern Creek
High School. The library was slated for construction last spring
and expected to be completed this year. However, all the
currently but all that currently occupies the site is the
future Fern Creek Library. Is a sign depicting what's coming
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him and he's like, we need to get on this,
and they are.
Speaker 3 (05:26):
Having Kevin Bratcher in fern Creek at Metro Council is
a big win for Fern Creek.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
Libraries are important. The one in Saint Matthew's is busy
every single day. If you go over there, there's never
a parking spot in the library and it's always packed.
It's always an opportunity for people to get you know,
if you don't have forty two dollars to buy a
book and you want to read it and checking out
the library. Here's a shock good source.
Speaker 3 (05:48):
Didn't do a whole lot of reading growing up. Wait, whoa, whoa,
whoa whoa alert, I'll pull it off. Well, but I
did like listening to music, so we would go, oh
yeah that casseet, go check out with it. We got
the albums. We would check out like a Motorhead album.
They had all the albums. Yeah, and then we would
just you know, do the cassette recorded the album to
take it back.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
And people don't have computers. They have computers there to
get online and eisither make up.
Speaker 3 (06:13):
Yeah, but they're Commodore fifty four and they got the
green screen.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
Kevin Bratcher is going to get state of the art.
Speaker 3 (06:19):
Hey, my name is Kevin Bratchett, and I think that
you need a library.
Speaker 1 (06:25):
Library, not Betty Counselman.
Speaker 3 (06:28):
No, it's a lot bety.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
Uh, it is mental council.
Speaker 3 (06:34):
Right.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
He left, Yeah, he left.
Speaker 3 (06:36):
He left Frankfurt after.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
Becks A long time, yeah, a long time. You should
be happy about this. Playboy is it coming back and
returns to print?
Speaker 3 (06:49):
See, okay, there you go.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
Man with Lori Harvey on the cover. I don't know
who that is har.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
Vetter than Steve Harvey.
Speaker 3 (06:59):
Well, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
It's no doubt. I don't know how many copies they'd
sell with Steve Harvey on the front of the Playboy.
Speaker 3 (07:06):
You look her up.
Speaker 1 (07:06):
What's your name, Lori Harvey? H A r ve e
y Lori Harvey? All right, Playboy Magazine.
Speaker 3 (07:16):
Yeah, I don't know who she is.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
Playboy Magazine. Ry Harvey back, it's print issue.
Speaker 3 (07:21):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
Well this is gonna do is? Oh yeah? She after
stopping during the pandemic five years ago, and its first
cover model has been announced. In the collaborative post on Instagram,
Playboy and Lori Harvey shared the news of the actors
and the model's print cover. The post caption red Playboy
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returns to print with Lori Harvey on the cover. This
issue will be available February tenth and is now available
for pre ordered. You think it'll do well?
Speaker 3 (07:53):
I think well, no, I think the first issue will
In response, Larry Flint had a comment, let me play
that real quick.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
That's insightful.
Speaker 3 (08:09):
Thank you, Larry Flint.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
He seems upset.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
You can go on wine and get all the photos
you want for free. People are going to go to
a magazine store and spend ten dollars.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
I don't. I don't think so back to magazine.
Speaker 2 (08:22):
They're not going to the SI Sports Illustrated thing anymore either.
Of course, they started put toabos in there, you know, members,
Oh what'd you say?
Speaker 1 (08:31):
What do you say? What do you say? Okay?
Speaker 3 (08:35):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (08:38):
The members only jackets came back, they did, but Playboy
magazine will not.
Speaker 3 (08:42):
I didn't even have a Playboy or Playboy jacket I had. Uh,
I have Playboy shoes. Remember the door locks? Remember the
old door locks you would pull up with a cold hanger.
No you don't. Oh yes, yes, of course I took
those off rescrewed on once. I had a Playboy bunny.
Of course you did, had Playboy steering wheel. This was
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all in my seventy six Buick Regal, and it was spectacular.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
Every girl had got in the car and was like, ladies,
back off.
Speaker 2 (09:10):
You need a dispatch and let it keep mafia.
Speaker 3 (09:12):
Yeez, dude, stop.
Speaker 1 (09:15):
Stop it.
Speaker 3 (09:16):
What you mean he's single? Whoa, whoa, whoa. That's right.
I'm a lottery ticket baby, so go ahead and scratch me.
Speaker 1 (09:25):
Uh. They have planned walkouts all the schools in Kentucky
and Tennessee. There's concerned by the students that some of
their friends are gonna get taken by Ice agents in
the next couple of weeks. So they're apparently today that
will probably be in the news a little bit later.
I know in Nashville they're doing it.
Speaker 2 (09:43):
Did you see the meme of Selena Gomez crying and
then Trump and Baron and Malania dancing to ice ice baby?
Speaker 1 (09:50):
It's pretty funny. Uh she took it down?
Speaker 3 (09:54):
Yeah? Hey, uh, how many articles? Did you see? How
many articles are gonna be in the Playboy? No, that's
what I got it for.
Speaker 2 (10:02):
They had the All American teams for college football.
Speaker 1 (10:05):
That was a huge deal.
Speaker 3 (10:06):
Well, no, I the only reason is articles in the jokes,
the jokes, the jokes joke of today.
Speaker 1 (10:13):
No, it's admirable, thank you. Uh okay, So tonight is
a big basketball Usually they say Tuesday is the most
boring day, don't They say that.
Speaker 2 (10:25):
It had been for a long time because we hadn't
cared about midweek Louisville basketball in about four years.
Speaker 1 (10:30):
Tuesdays normally, I know Domino's or somebody there was a
pizza joint that gave a special on Tuesday because Tuesday
is the most boring day. It's Taco Tuesday.
Speaker 2 (10:38):
It's not boring.
Speaker 1 (10:39):
Oh, that's right, Taco Tuesdays.
Speaker 3 (10:40):
That's right. I only see baronos. So I have no
idea what you're talking about.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
Admirable, thank you. Uh, But tonight Louisville's going for their
tenth win in a row. Kentucky is going for their
third loss in a row.
Speaker 3 (10:53):
And that amazing Louisville just from this year to last year.
I mean, it's unbelievable. And listen, man, I hope it continues,
and I hope downtown starts getting.
Speaker 1 (11:05):
Yes, people were talking about how they were they ate
lunch before the game and then after the game they
went out to dinner and had drinks in all of
that little circle there around the Young Center.
Speaker 3 (11:16):
The other night that affected downtown in a bit.
Speaker 1 (11:19):
Yes, it did well. On top of the b L
M oh yeah. Then COVID bl M Kenny.
Speaker 3 (11:25):
Payne and the.
Speaker 1 (11:28):
Worst COVID or Kenny Payne. There's your win place and
show right there. Man, this is what this is. When
you roll the dice, you go from one of them
mold beloved players in history of the program too. Oh yeah,
the Kenny Payne era.
Speaker 3 (11:45):
He's the David Sharona van Halen three people by that joke.
Joey Straight is one of them, you know, isn't a
Gary Sharon? What I say, David, you were thinking the
David Swimmer of Hollywood. No Gary Chiro. Sorry, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (12:02):
Well, you had half of it. Usually you keep if
you keep your sunglasses on and your your hair is
wet a little bit, it's a bad morning. Yeah, yes,
this morning. But you took the glass. You took the
sunglasses off, But everything else is saying bad morning.
Speaker 3 (12:16):
The only reason I took them off is because I
had to read a couple of things and I had
put these on.
Speaker 1 (12:21):
I gotta get the vision first. You do have to
go to vision first. I care dot.
Speaker 3 (12:25):
Com because here's the thing. If I got vision first
to give me a prescription, yes, not only would have
those glasses, but I could also get shady rays in prescription.
You just wear them in here. Quite frankly, man, until
like ten thirty.
Speaker 1 (12:37):
I don't like the scene any of us, well your
demeanors doesn't doesn't say that.
Speaker 3 (12:45):
Just don't speak to me when I come in.
Speaker 1 (12:47):
I mean, I don't know how many people in the
office have to go does Dwight hit me. No, Oh,
that's just his thing in the morning. It's okay, just
his face.
Speaker 3 (12:54):
Hey, what do you do for a living? Part of
a three man I mean personality? I'm part of a
three man team. Does a talk show? Really, what's the
worst thing that somebody can do? Talk to me before
ten thirty am. Susan's death. I mean, it's like she's
like a church mouse in the morning.
Speaker 1 (13:12):
I highly doubt that.
Speaker 2 (13:14):
Oh she actually she is, just the morning.
Speaker 3 (13:16):
That's the only time. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (13:19):
Do you see Morgan mcgarvey's on. He's even complaining about
the mail on Gardener Lane is not getting out of
Gardener Lane. Who's had packages.
Speaker 3 (13:28):
That have been late? I want my package?
Speaker 2 (13:31):
You gotta pull the packages out of there.
Speaker 1 (13:33):
Yeah, well I've been waiting on several I know, the
other day we got a water bill that was due.
On the day that we got the bill, I was like, oh,
wonder how long this has been sitting in Garden Lane.
Speaker 2 (13:42):
And all the people that are doing those, you know,
same as cash payments that are due by a certain
time or they're gonna sech interest on look out, yep,
they're gonna nail you. Right, Do you have these yoke,
I have one. Hey, I'm breaking out a classic.
Speaker 1 (13:57):
Okay, Oh boy, is.
Speaker 3 (13:58):
It about some farm animals? Is that one of our
musical instruments.
Speaker 2 (14:02):
This is a brief classic. This is not told story.
This is more Norah Rodney.
Speaker 3 (14:06):
Okay, listen, Ashley Braden, I will do your joke. Manana
that means tomorrow.
Speaker 1 (14:13):
And you're bilingual, Well, nothing wrong with.
Speaker 3 (14:17):
Told you that in private, man, And then you tell
everybody on the radio our business.
Speaker 2 (14:22):
Yeah, hey fellas, Hey, Dave Jennings. So Dad brings home
a lie detector machine that buzzes when anybody lies in
the room.
Speaker 1 (14:33):
Oh bo, I see trouble alone.
Speaker 3 (14:36):
Way part of this man.
Speaker 2 (14:38):
So he decides to test it out at dinner that night,
Dad said to the Sun, what'd you do today, Sunset?
I did my homework, sun Sets? Okay, okay. I was
at a friend's house watching movies and Dad said, what movies?
Speaker 3 (14:52):
Did you watch?
Speaker 1 (14:53):
Toy Story?
Speaker 3 (14:54):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (14:55):
No, robots?
Speaker 2 (14:57):
Sun says, okay, I'm sorry. We were watching poorn. Dad says,
what When I was your age, I didn't even know
what porn was. Then Mom starts crack up and says, well,
he certainly is your son.
Speaker 1 (15:13):
That is your joke of the Day. January twenty eight,
twenty twenty five. Out Electric sixty three six Help is
the phone number there. Louisville's best and largest residential electrician
in town started the business decades ago with just one toolbag,
and now they have trucks and crews and everything else.
A lot of times it's same day service, so check
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my because they're just strictly residential and they'll take care
of you. And the bill is up front, so they'll
tell you. They'll say, hey, can you do these two
three four things? Yes, here's the bill. Do you want
us to go ahead and do it? And then you okay?
There's no surprises afterwards. Out Electric sixty three six Help
is the number back after this on news radio eight
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forty whs.
Speaker 3 (15:57):
I can't call this one.
Speaker 1 (15:59):
Yeah, this is the.
Speaker 3 (16:04):
Is it mad about you? No? No, okay, our lips
are dude, Come on, their lips are far from sealed.
Come on, I've seen the Are you so mean? I'm
just it's not.
Speaker 2 (16:18):
It's not Carly Simon.
Speaker 1 (16:19):
If anybody it doesn't look super thin, you make fun
of them. I'm so glad that that.
Speaker 3 (16:23):
Wasn't a reform or fat that wasn't the reference. Oh
you know what, uh, Peter, if they have anything to
do with it, they're going to be replacing Punk satani Phil.
Because that's mean. The only time I will listen to
Pete is when they do the We're all naked standing
in the streets of New York. That's one protest. That's
one Peter.
Speaker 1 (16:42):
Protest behind what was his name?
Speaker 3 (16:49):
Well, those who celebrate Groundhog Days Day, if Peter has
the influence Punk Satani Phil will be left alone. Their
suggestion is to go another way entirely. A weather reveal cake.
You don't have like a baby reveal cake, a weather
it's a people cake. There's people in the cake. They
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want punks Atoni Phil gone. The cake would function as
a weather cake, similar to the general reveal cake, but.
Speaker 2 (17:18):
The weather cake can't sense the weather and decide whether
to emerge from the oven.
Speaker 1 (17:23):
It's not the point. Here's the point.
Speaker 3 (17:26):
I'm gonna go out on a limb.
Speaker 1 (17:28):
Yeah, I'm gonna go on a limb and say that
the posytani Phil guy lives a pretty damn good life
and probably has three square meals a day and a
nice little sophomore plays asleep every night.
Speaker 3 (17:39):
According to my research, pucks Atoni. Phil also has seven
wives and eight cockubines. Thank you. Wow, guy live his life.
Speaker 1 (17:50):
He's a superstar. And now Peter, this is Peter's problem.
Peter's problem. That's a bad name, right.
Speaker 2 (18:00):
At least an album title.
Speaker 1 (18:01):
Yeah, Peter, Peter's problem is they waste their time on
this stuff. There's plenty of animal cruelty stuff that you
can concentrate on, like the way chickens are treated when
they're in the when they're pulling their little heads off.
Speaker 2 (18:15):
What about getting judges to enforce existing laws when it.
Speaker 1 (18:20):
Stuff like that. Absolute, concentrate on that and stop with
the punks of Tony. Phil needs rights, No, you have to.
Speaker 2 (18:29):
This is a liberal thing. Don't speak for Phil. Ask
Phil if he's okay with his life.
Speaker 3 (18:35):
Look good.
Speaker 1 (18:37):
Phil would be like, hey, Peter, shoot the hell up,
living a pretty damn good life.
Speaker 3 (18:42):
Here, here's a spoiler, Peter and everybody else, regardless of
what the cake says or the big rat the cake
March twentieth, Spring's coming regardless, I don't care if a
cake sees a shadow, if a rat season shadow, whatever.
Speaker 2 (18:57):
Maybe we can we could repurpose the animatronic rats from
chuck e chee.
Speaker 1 (19:01):
They always wrong, know, isn't pucks to Tony Phil. He's
like a total He's a typical weather man. This is
a fifty to fifty chance, and they still hire him.
Speaker 3 (19:10):
You know what, Let's chase a squirrel.
Speaker 1 (19:12):
Ask how many times PUCKSACONI Phil has been right? Fitty fitty.
It feels like call me Susan. I don't care. This
life is great fresh hay every day. Is that what
they eat? I guess so you know?
Speaker 3 (19:25):
Okays a tawny me spelling it?
Speaker 1 (19:29):
Yeah, don't do that. Just put Phil and then pe
and then do it into your phone.
Speaker 3 (19:33):
No, I did it. It's just I'm gonna be Oh boy,
I was way off.
Speaker 2 (19:39):
I wonder how many fills there have been, sort of
like dogs at Georgia. They know they'll retire one.
Speaker 3 (19:44):
There's only one, but it's been going on since eighteen
eighty six.
Speaker 2 (19:47):
Yeah, I'm pretty sure it's not the same one else.
Speaker 3 (19:49):
I think it comes from the same lineage of like Moses.
Speaker 1 (19:52):
And them that had nine hundred years. That would be
amazing if it was how many times he been right?
Speaker 3 (19:58):
Answered the damn about I'm looking they can live with
be fourteen years? Oh, it doesn't.
Speaker 2 (20:04):
Say remember that guy that lived forever that was guarding
the treasure there at the end of the Raiders That
Have Lost Dark movie with Sean Connery, and yes, yeah,
have chosen Poe. He gets to live for everybody's got
to sit in a cave by himself.
Speaker 1 (20:16):
Okay, but you know why they don't report how many
times they're right on them because they're always wrong.
Speaker 3 (20:21):
Okay, now I got it. Okay, punks, the tawny Phil
the fat rat has been doing this since eighteen eighty six.
He's been right thirty nine to forty percent of the
time since he first predicted the weather.
Speaker 2 (20:34):
Less than just just say forty thirty nine to forty.
Speaker 3 (20:37):
So is he a meteorologist?
Speaker 2 (20:39):
Then he say he's a lot of he's qualified. Yeah,
based on the data.
Speaker 3 (20:46):
Who now here comes all the meteorology is getting pissed off.
Speaker 2 (20:48):
I'm right fifty the time.
Speaker 1 (20:51):
I think they're numb to it. They're numb to it.
National ice Cream Day for breakfast Saturday. Oh have you
ever had?
Speaker 2 (21:01):
I even asked, I've had ice cream at all times?
Speaker 1 (21:03):
She ever had ice cream for breakfast? I'm like, I
couldn't even finish the question.
Speaker 2 (21:07):
Of course, I have entire ice cream cake for breakfast.
Speaker 1 (21:12):
Just because it was in the am, Dave doesn't mean
it was morning's.
Speaker 3 (21:15):
Technically it was like two am. Once a year, on
my birthday, I get inebriated and then I eat an
entire chocolate.
Speaker 1 (21:24):
Dairy Queen Harry Queen blizzard cake, and he sent Chocolate Strength,
and he sends me a picture one year before and after,
and sometimes it's like get He'll send four or five
on how little the the pie keeps getting smaller one year.
Speaker 3 (21:38):
One year, I felt awkward because I was just bouying it,
and they said, okay, you want to say happy birthday
to I said, oh, make it a happy birthday Kathy,
my sister in law. So I took a picture of it,
and I waited for her birthday in September. I said,
the picture that pie.
Speaker 1 (21:54):
Yeah, cake, it's in the shape of a pie.
Speaker 3 (21:59):
That's us.
Speaker 1 (22:00):
It's huge, but it's one of those where you go
one more bite, like one more, I mean, that was
so good, how about one more? I think you did
it up. It's three pounds. You should gain three pounds
from it.
Speaker 3 (22:10):
I'm gonna look it up real quick.
Speaker 2 (22:12):
I think the dairy Queen ice cream is not as
fattening as like a bluebell or something like that.
Speaker 1 (22:15):
I know.
Speaker 3 (22:16):
I get the chocolate extreme blizzard though.
Speaker 2 (22:18):
Oh okay, so you're adding to it.
Speaker 1 (22:20):
I just like ice cream in general. Me too. I mean,
just I can't I can move.
Speaker 2 (22:25):
Ice Cream and bacon are like two of the perfect foods.
Speaker 3 (22:27):
I'll tell you.
Speaker 1 (22:28):
One of the hardest decisions every time is how much
am I gonna put my bowl?
Speaker 3 (22:32):
Right?
Speaker 1 (22:32):
Am I doing a little or am I going a lot?
Speaker 2 (22:35):
Gotta go for it. I know you're committing to ice cream.
Speaker 1 (22:38):
And enjoy it. I know, I know, I know, I know.
Does your dog try to get in the bowl lick
it up? No?
Speaker 2 (22:46):
I mean they would if I put it down. Yeah,
but I don't do that.
Speaker 3 (22:48):
Well, no self respecting witten is going to eat a
small one by themselves. But here's the eight inch small one.
I always get the big one. The small one has
four six hundred calories as to hundred eleven grams of
fat two and eleven the small one, uh oh, one
hundred and fifty six grams of saturated fat.
Speaker 1 (23:07):
You'll go to the one that you eat. Which one
do you eat?
Speaker 3 (23:11):
It just has the small one. It doesn't so double it.
It's double Hey, goods of protein. But if we're talking
about ice cream, why are we not talking about the
skyline chili ice cream that has crackers in it? You
sent me the picture? I did?
Speaker 1 (23:27):
You got you remember?
Speaker 3 (23:29):
Yeah? You send it to me or I sent it
to show it to me, but it was over the weekend.
Speaker 1 (23:32):
Oh yeah, sorry, it's a skyline chili ice cream.
Speaker 3 (23:36):
I think Greaters is doing it. Either has the oyster
crackers in it, I know, I just like I or
some hot sauce on it.
Speaker 1 (23:43):
Min chocolate chip or chocolate. I just I keep it simple.
Speaker 3 (23:46):
No, don't basterd that, just make it straight up chocolate,
min chocolate chip? Well I did, uh, Top television shows
and top movies.
Speaker 1 (23:54):
Technically minch choker chip shouldn't be green, No, it's white.
Speaker 3 (23:58):
Just either have mint or have chocolate. Oh yes, are
you some kind of pervert?
Speaker 1 (24:05):
Yeah? And then it comes to ice cream of a pervert?
You know?
Speaker 3 (24:10):
I did the Top twenty the Top twenty twenty four movies,
and the Top twenty twenty four. Right, what's left that
would be streaming? Dave Nielsen Ratings has come out with
their most stream shows.
Speaker 2 (24:23):
That your Showgun is on there.
Speaker 3 (24:25):
I want to see they did they redo Showgun?
Speaker 1 (24:27):
Yeah, yes they did. Were you not paying attention?
Speaker 3 (24:29):
No? I wasn't, he Gridmester. This is a vigorous massage
you were giving me, Gridmester. Uh Nielsen gives out the
top rated streaming shows and the numbers pretty big numbers too. Man.
I've never seen an episode of this, but I think
it just looks stupid just from the promos. Young Sheldon,
(24:52):
I haven't seen it. Oh no, Young Sheldon's not bad.
It's okay, No, it's okay. It's like it's like The
Wonder the Years. It's a cute show. It's not laugh
out loud funny, but it's cute. And they kill off
the dad. That's hilarious.
Speaker 1 (25:07):
They kill off the dad at the end. Yeah, he
has a heart attack, massive heart attack. That's what messes
up Sheldon.
Speaker 3 (25:13):
So is he normal as a kid playing baseball?
Speaker 1 (25:15):
Everybody in the family's normal South Southerner? Like the dad's
a football coaches, and the brothers not very smart but
good looking, good with the ladies. And he's got a
sister that's not very smart, but he's somehow, you know.
Whenever the mom is hot she really like them.
Speaker 2 (25:31):
She does a great job playing Laurie Walter's character from
Big Bang.
Speaker 3 (25:35):
Yes, so Young Sheldon. Bottom of the list. Thirty two
point zero eight billion minutes.
Speaker 2 (25:44):
What does that mean? I have to get out the
minute conversion table.
Speaker 3 (25:49):
Now they make this stuff up units of measurement for advertising.
Now we guess Family got comes in after that, had
forty two point four billion streaming minutes, and then an
Old Schools. This isn't still on? Is it Gray's Anatomy?
Speaker 1 (26:08):
Oh? Women love Gray's Anatomy. But these are the rear
runs we run.
Speaker 3 (26:14):
These are runs It's not, No, dude, the second most
streamed show of all last year. I believe it.
Speaker 1 (26:21):
I believe it.
Speaker 3 (26:22):
Forty seven point eighty five billion minutes watched.
Speaker 1 (26:25):
It's a good show, but it's more it's like Er
but tuned into morew of women.
Speaker 2 (26:30):
They had twenty one seasons.
Speaker 1 (26:33):
Wow, I didn't know that. Oh my gosh, I know that.
Speaker 3 (26:36):
Is it one of those like Survivor seasons where they
do two a year?
Speaker 2 (26:40):
Not sure it started in they have to.
Speaker 3 (26:44):
Yeah, it's not.
Speaker 1 (26:45):
It's not been going on.
Speaker 3 (26:47):
I count that like Survivor. We've been in ninety nine season.
It's on twice a year. It's still going apparently no
it is. And then the number one streaming show of
twenty twenty four. I've never heard of this Blue? What
bluee b l u E y Blue? I didn't know
(27:07):
an I got the crown for last year. I had
fifty five point six two billion minutes streaming in twenty
twenty four.
Speaker 2 (27:13):
I think it was Donald's Naughty Nephew.
Speaker 3 (27:16):
Now Blue follows the adventures of a blue heel or
puppy and her family, and it's proved to be popular
kids and the parents of the kids. It would drive
me crazy because our dog le me Oh, I got
Chase the squirrel. We started watching a streaming series on
Waco and David Koresh and I was telling Tony about
(27:38):
this in the break, So David Koresh and the branch
davidians when the men and women joined, if you were
a couple, he wanted the males to be celibate, Like,
so the husband, you gotta be celibate because sax and
you know, clouds desires of the flesh. It is gonna
(28:00):
out your mind.
Speaker 2 (28:01):
But I understand and asking that that your women are
still going to need attention.
Speaker 1 (28:05):
So I am willing to take on that role.
Speaker 2 (28:08):
Yes, that was it.
Speaker 3 (28:09):
You were close, he said, I'm willing. I'm willing to
take on the burden of sex so you don't have
to do this, so that way you can have clear thinking.
Speaker 1 (28:18):
Yeah, uh, that was I watched all that go down
from the QMF newsroom and it was crazy.
Speaker 3 (28:26):
Well, I looked at I looked at Susan. I thought, man,
I can't remember ninety three that well, but that's.
Speaker 1 (28:32):
Where Baylor is, right, Yes, right, so two favorous for
two things, the Waco tragedy and Baylor University and chipping
Joanna Gaines.
Speaker 3 (28:40):
Well, I looked at you. Soon I looked at Susan
and I said, it's ninety three. I can't remember too well,
but I think this is went on for two three
weeks now looked it up. You know how long? Went on?
Fifty one days?
Speaker 1 (28:52):
Yeah, and finally the FBI said, we don't care. But
the way those some of those people died horrifically absolute. Yeah,
they were trapped in those buses that beared underneath, and
so the flames all got to them. They burned a
death down. Yeah, it's crazy, horrible, and I think they
tried to poison some of them. Some people were trying
to poison themselves. Yeah, it was a horrible, awful, awful,
(29:13):
awful day. And then, just like in America in our generation,
how long before the first joke, it was cracked on
the air.
Speaker 3 (29:23):
Minutes I started doing the Waco abbreviation?
Speaker 1 (29:26):
Do you pick up a Waco? Right? What was the
group called?
Speaker 3 (29:30):
What the branch Davidians?
Speaker 1 (29:31):
How do you pick up a branch Davidian? Girl? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (29:35):
What does WACO stand for? What? What a cookout? We
aren't coming out?
Speaker 2 (29:39):
When I was standing in the hall watching the challenger explosions,
someone in the room made a joke, right, yeah, so
as it was happening.
Speaker 1 (29:46):
As it was happening, I.
Speaker 3 (29:48):
Remember that day, the head and shoulders and all that crap.
People don't wait that long.
Speaker 1 (29:52):
No, No, it's it's people. That's how some people deal
with their stress. They crack a joke. You've seen people
that laugh at funerals because they don't know how to react.
I haven't your control their emotions.
Speaker 3 (30:05):
I know the you two think I'm perfect. What here,
here's a hat, Tony, here's a hat. You both are
going to hold onto this?
Speaker 1 (30:13):
Hold on my hat?
Speaker 3 (30:14):
Yeah, I've got a flaw.
Speaker 1 (30:17):
Oh wow on a Tuesday, January twenty eighth, where finding
this out that you're flawed.
Speaker 3 (30:25):
But this makes me more relatable to you because you're
super flawed, right, sure, welcome to the class. So my
flaw is sometimes when the people are could telling me
something horrible like news wise, yeah, I get uncomfortable and
I start laughing. Yes, and I don't mean to do it.
And somebody was telling me about their father died one time. Yeah,
it's not on purpose, it's just a.
Speaker 1 (30:46):
Reaction because emotionally you're fifteen.
Speaker 3 (30:49):
No, I don't know what it is even as a kid,
like I remember somebody did and I start laughing, like
what's my I can't help it. I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (30:56):
You know, emotionally you're a child.
Speaker 3 (30:57):
Oh absolutely, yeah, arrested. It's fine.
Speaker 1 (31:01):
You are a textbook. You should be on the poster.
Speaker 3 (31:05):
As a matter of fact, I might call Harvard today,
like sure you went to Harvard Trading Blazers.
Speaker 2 (31:13):
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They have pre made pizzas they make homemade there, or
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They have the whole wheat, the sour dough, the regular dough,
cauliflower crust, the sauce, the cheese, the pepperoni, you name it,
(31:34):
they've got it. Once you start making your own pizzas,
you may not go out for it anymore.
Speaker 1 (31:39):
Ah, Yes, we loaded up. Tonight will be simple. Jackie
has Saint Matthew's city council meetings, so she'll be working late,
so I'll be whipping up that goat cheese ravioli. I'll
just boil that up four minutes, Dave, four minutes for dinner,
and then that's it. So I can't wait for that.
I got the whole loaf of the sour dough O,
(32:00):
the big one, Yes, and I will make I was
gonna make the French toast this morning with that, because listen,
do not make French toast unless you go to lots
of pasta and get the extra large sour dough loaf. Okay,
the pieces are perfect, like the ones you find in
gourmet restaurants.
Speaker 2 (32:16):
Okay, and a lots of gourmet restaurants. I get there
bread from lots of pat.
Speaker 1 (32:19):
That's exactly right, lots of pasta thirty seven seventeen Lexington
Road in the heart of Saint Matthews. Back after this
our one of the books. Tuesdays Too, Tuesday's two on
news radio eight forty WHS
See I tricked you. You tricked me, A tricked you.
I said it was a picture of something else, but
it was really a picture. I just sent a picture, Dave,
I don't know. I sent it to YouTube.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
Not your hemorrhoid again.
Speaker 3 (00:10):
No, no, it's a trickery in warriation.
Speaker 1 (00:12):
That was it. Trickery, Thank you president. But you know what,
it's a picture of Pippot's last moment.
Speaker 3 (00:19):
It's a stupid cartoon. He baited me. He said he
was sending me some kind of make.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
Say, speaking of what bait.
Speaker 3 (00:29):
Oh bait did not die. No, he didn't show me
the video footage of just any anything about him getting eaten.
It's not out there.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
Why did this come up today? It's an anniversary or something.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
It was on my timeline.
Speaker 3 (00:49):
Joy picture of what he told me was the naked
lady and opened up. It was supposedly jaws eating Pippot.
But it's not.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
Well, you just heard in the news it is the
anniversary of the shuttle exploding. Yes, nineteen eighty six. I
remember it very well. I do too, And we were
all at school. I was at school.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
I was too, I was in the hallway. It was
broadcasting school. I did a year of that fact, everyone's
gathered around the TV and what do you guys watching
and just kind of stunned silence.
Speaker 3 (01:16):
Well that's part of my this day in history. So
let's do a little bit about it right now. It
was catastrophic to say the least, but seventy three seconds
after lift off from Cape Canaveral and you know, just
an over ring. How do they recreate? That amazes me,
Like these flights where they recreate the debris, how do
(01:40):
you narrow it down to an over ring?
Speaker 1 (01:41):
Because that was in question before the flight even it
was so they knew it washrrect. So the sad part,
one of the many sad parts, is that the family
watched the whole thing, Oh absolutely, and they believe that
they were alive until impact on the water. And Christy mccouloffe,
I mean, you know, yeah, so they survived the explosion
(02:04):
until they hit the water. So not good all around it,
and it halted these shuttle program. And as you talk
to some people, they say that was a very poor design.
Is basically a flying brick. They should have come up
with a better way to go to space and back.
Speaker 3 (02:22):
So two explosions, you know, obviously millions and millions watch this.
We were in high school. I was, you know, and
they brought it. It was one of those deals where
they brought in the television set and you're like, all
right here.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
You weren't in high school, dummy. It was January of
eighty six.
Speaker 3 (02:39):
Yeah, okay, graduated in eighty six.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
No, you're graduating if you if you were in school
in January of eighty six, huh, then you graduated in
eighty seven because May is graduation.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
Sorry, May of eighty six.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
Oh, you're right, I'm sorry, No, I am doing no calendar.
So what waska?
Speaker 3 (02:56):
It was a junior But wait a minute, wait a minute,
I'll see where he went wrong here.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
Yeah, in his defense, it's Mike Lennings.
Speaker 3 (03:02):
If I were Mike Lennings, I would have graduated in
nineteen eighty seven. But because I'm Dwight Whitney was eighty six.
But seventeen percent of Americans watched it. Specifically, well, seventeen
percent of the people to watch were watching it just
because of the teacher.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. School. Yeah, that's a sad story,
all right, not a sad story. Or maybe Louisville police
are calling a local woman a hero after she stopped
a man from jumping off the Second Street bridge during
her daily jog on Sunday. Body camera footage of the
incident was released Monday afternoon as Louisville Metro Police Department
(03:40):
facebook page posted it. Police set officers were downtown around
five pm when they were called to a report that
there was a man in a crisis who wanted to
jump off the bridge. She saw him, jumped on him,
tried to pull him. He put his foot over the rail.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
Yeah, and she grabbed him and said nope, they both
could have gone over my watch.
Speaker 3 (04:03):
Yeah, she's a hero. We should introduce her to our superheroes,
either the Tarnisher or the Enabler.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
If she sing so, the cop gets there, he starts
to grab the guy also, and he's got the guy.
The cop tells the woman grabbed my radio, and you
need to push the button and say reach for my radio,
press the button, guiding her to the button on his
(04:29):
radio and actually say distress call, distress call, And that's
when more officers head that way.
Speaker 3 (04:36):
And then after it was all over with, I drove
by and rolled my window Dawn. I said, can I
be have any assistance officer because they like that. They
loved they looked I would, well, they like better that,
or I pay your salary. That's tall, very flats, very flattering.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
Your buddy, Kevin Bratcher is doing good things in fern Creek.
Speaker 3 (04:58):
Of course he is Kevin Bratt. That's your baby.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
Eighteen thousand square foot state of the art library is
playing for a vacant spot. It's next to Fern Creek
High School. The library was slated for construction last spring
and expected to be completed this year. However, all the
currently but all that currently occupies the site is the
future Fern Creek Library. Is a sign depicting what's coming
(05:23):
him and he's like, we need to get on this,
and they are.
Speaker 3 (05:26):
Having Kevin Bratcher in fern Creek at Metro Council is
a big win for Fern Creek.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
Libraries are important. The one in Saint Matthew's is busy
every single day. If you go over there, there's never
a parking spot in the library and it's always packed.
It's always an opportunity for people to get you know,
if you don't have forty two dollars to buy a
book and you want to read it and checking out
the library. Here's a shock good source.
Speaker 3 (05:48):
Didn't do a whole lot of reading growing up. Wait, whoa, whoa,
whoa whoa alert, I'll pull it off. Well, but I
did like listening to music, so we would go, oh
yeah that casseet, go check out with it. We got
the albums. We would check out like a Motorhead album.
They had all the albums. Yeah, and then we would
just you know, do the cassette recorded the album to
take it back.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
And people don't have computers. They have computers there to
get online and eisither make up.
Speaker 3 (06:13):
Yeah, but they're Commodore fifty four and they got the
green screen.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
Kevin Bratcher is going to get state of the art.
Speaker 3 (06:19):
Hey, my name is Kevin Bratchett, and I think that
you need a library.
Speaker 1 (06:25):
Library, not Betty Counselman.
Speaker 3 (06:28):
No, it's a lot bety.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
Uh, it is mental council.
Speaker 3 (06:34):
Right.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
He left, Yeah, he left.
Speaker 3 (06:36):
He left Frankfurt after.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
Becks A long time, yeah, a long time. You should
be happy about this. Playboy is it coming back and
returns to print?
Speaker 3 (06:49):
See, okay, there you go.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
Man with Lori Harvey on the cover. I don't know
who that is har.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
Vetter than Steve Harvey.
Speaker 3 (06:59):
Well, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
It's no doubt. I don't know how many copies they'd
sell with Steve Harvey on the front of the Playboy.
Speaker 3 (07:06):
You look her up.
Speaker 1 (07:06):
What's your name, Lori Harvey? H A r ve e
y Lori Harvey? All right, Playboy Magazine.
Speaker 3 (07:16):
Yeah, I don't know who she is.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
Playboy Magazine. Ry Harvey back, it's print issue.
Speaker 3 (07:21):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
Well this is gonna do is? Oh yeah? She after
stopping during the pandemic five years ago, and its first
cover model has been announced. In the collaborative post on Instagram,
Playboy and Lori Harvey shared the news of the actors
and the model's print cover. The post caption red Playboy
(07:44):
returns to print with Lori Harvey on the cover. This
issue will be available February tenth and is now available
for pre ordered. You think it'll do well?
Speaker 3 (07:53):
I think well, no, I think the first issue will
In response, Larry Flint had a comment, let me play
that real quick.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
That's insightful.
Speaker 3 (08:09):
Thank you, Larry Flint.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
He seems upset.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
You can go on wine and get all the photos
you want for free. People are going to go to
a magazine store and spend ten dollars.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
I don't. I don't think so back to magazine.
Speaker 2 (08:22):
They're not going to the SI Sports Illustrated thing anymore either.
Of course, they started put toabos in there, you know, members,
Oh what'd you say?
Speaker 1 (08:31):
What do you say? What do you say? Okay?
Speaker 3 (08:35):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (08:38):
The members only jackets came back, they did, but Playboy
magazine will not.
Speaker 3 (08:42):
I didn't even have a Playboy or Playboy jacket I had. Uh,
I have Playboy shoes. Remember the door locks? Remember the
old door locks you would pull up with a cold hanger.
No you don't. Oh yes, yes, of course I took
those off rescrewed on once. I had a Playboy bunny.
Of course you did, had Playboy steering wheel. This was
(09:04):
all in my seventy six Buick Regal, and it was spectacular.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
Every girl had got in the car and was like, ladies,
back off.
Speaker 2 (09:10):
You need a dispatch and let it keep mafia.
Speaker 3 (09:12):
Yeez, dude, stop.
Speaker 1 (09:15):
Stop it.
Speaker 3 (09:16):
What you mean he's single? Whoa, whoa, whoa. That's right.
I'm a lottery ticket baby, so go ahead and scratch me.
Speaker 1 (09:25):
Uh. They have planned walkouts all the schools in Kentucky
and Tennessee. There's concerned by the students that some of
their friends are gonna get taken by Ice agents in
the next couple of weeks. So they're apparently today that
will probably be in the news a little bit later.
I know in Nashville they're doing it.
Speaker 2 (09:43):
Did you see the meme of Selena Gomez crying and
then Trump and Baron and Malania dancing to ice ice baby?
Speaker 1 (09:50):
It's pretty funny. Uh she took it down?
Speaker 3 (09:54):
Yeah? Hey, uh, how many articles? Did you see? How
many articles are gonna be in the Playboy? No, that's
what I got it for.
Speaker 2 (10:02):
They had the All American teams for college football.
Speaker 1 (10:05):
That was a huge deal.
Speaker 3 (10:06):
Well, no, I the only reason is articles in the jokes,
the jokes, the jokes joke of today.
Speaker 1 (10:13):
No, it's admirable, thank you. Uh okay, So tonight is
a big basketball Usually they say Tuesday is the most
boring day, don't They say that.
Speaker 2 (10:25):
It had been for a long time because we hadn't
cared about midweek Louisville basketball in about four years.
Speaker 1 (10:30):
Tuesdays normally, I know Domino's or somebody there was a
pizza joint that gave a special on Tuesday because Tuesday
is the most boring day. It's Taco Tuesday.
Speaker 2 (10:38):
It's not boring.
Speaker 1 (10:39):
Oh, that's right, Taco Tuesdays.
Speaker 3 (10:40):
That's right. I only see baronos. So I have no
idea what you're talking about.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
Admirable, thank you. Uh, But tonight Louisville's going for their
tenth win in a row. Kentucky is going for their
third loss in a row.
Speaker 3 (10:53):
And that amazing Louisville just from this year to last year.
I mean, it's unbelievable. And listen, man, I hope it continues,
and I hope downtown starts getting.
Speaker 1 (11:05):
Yes, people were talking about how they were they ate
lunch before the game and then after the game they
went out to dinner and had drinks in all of
that little circle there around the Young Center.
Speaker 3 (11:16):
The other night that affected downtown in a bit.
Speaker 1 (11:19):
Yes, it did well. On top of the b L
M oh yeah. Then COVID bl M Kenny.
Speaker 3 (11:25):
Payne and the.
Speaker 1 (11:28):
Worst COVID or Kenny Payne. There's your win place and
show right there. Man, this is what this is. When
you roll the dice, you go from one of them
mold beloved players in history of the program too. Oh yeah,
the Kenny Payne era.
Speaker 3 (11:45):
He's the David Sharona van Halen three people by that joke.
Joey Straight is one of them, you know, isn't a
Gary Sharon? What I say, David, you were thinking the
David Swimmer of Hollywood. No Gary Chiro. Sorry, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (12:02):
Well, you had half of it. Usually you keep if
you keep your sunglasses on and your your hair is
wet a little bit, it's a bad morning. Yeah, yes,
this morning. But you took the glass. You took the
sunglasses off, But everything else is saying bad morning.
Speaker 3 (12:16):
The only reason I took them off is because I
had to read a couple of things and I had
put these on.
Speaker 1 (12:21):
I gotta get the vision first. You do have to
go to vision first. I care dot.
Speaker 3 (12:25):
Com because here's the thing. If I got vision first
to give me a prescription, yes, not only would have
those glasses, but I could also get shady rays in prescription.
You just wear them in here. Quite frankly, man, until
like ten thirty.
Speaker 1 (12:37):
I don't like the scene any of us, well your
demeanors doesn't doesn't say that.
Speaker 3 (12:45):
Just don't speak to me when I come in.
Speaker 1 (12:47):
I mean, I don't know how many people in the
office have to go does Dwight hit me. No, Oh,
that's just his thing in the morning. It's okay, just
his face.
Speaker 3 (12:54):
Hey, what do you do for a living? Part of
a three man I mean personality? I'm part of a
three man team. Does a talk show? Really, what's the
worst thing that somebody can do? Talk to me before
ten thirty am. Susan's death. I mean, it's like she's
like a church mouse in the morning.
Speaker 1 (13:12):
I highly doubt that.
Speaker 2 (13:14):
Oh she actually she is, just the morning.
Speaker 3 (13:16):
That's the only time. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (13:19):
Do you see Morgan mcgarvey's on. He's even complaining about
the mail on Gardener Lane is not getting out of
Gardener Lane. Who's had packages.
Speaker 3 (13:28):
That have been late? I want my package?
Speaker 2 (13:31):
You gotta pull the packages out of there.
Speaker 1 (13:33):
Yeah, well I've been waiting on several I know, the
other day we got a water bill that was due.
On the day that we got the bill, I was like, oh,
wonder how long this has been sitting in Garden Lane.
Speaker 2 (13:42):
And all the people that are doing those, you know,
same as cash payments that are due by a certain
time or they're gonna sech interest on look out, yep,
they're gonna nail you. Right, Do you have these yoke,
I have one. Hey, I'm breaking out a classic.
Speaker 1 (13:57):
Okay, Oh boy, is.
Speaker 3 (13:58):
It about some farm animals? Is that one of our
musical instruments.
Speaker 2 (14:02):
This is a brief classic. This is not told story.
This is more Norah Rodney.
Speaker 3 (14:06):
Okay, listen, Ashley Braden, I will do your joke. Manana
that means tomorrow.
Speaker 1 (14:13):
And you're bilingual, Well, nothing wrong with.
Speaker 3 (14:17):
Told you that in private, man, And then you tell
everybody on the radio our business.
Speaker 2 (14:22):
Yeah, hey fellas, Hey, Dave Jennings. So Dad brings home
a lie detector machine that buzzes when anybody lies in
the room.
Speaker 1 (14:33):
Oh bo, I see trouble alone.
Speaker 3 (14:36):
Way part of this man.
Speaker 2 (14:38):
So he decides to test it out at dinner that night,
Dad said to the Sun, what'd you do today, Sunset?
I did my homework, sun Sets? Okay, okay. I was
at a friend's house watching movies and Dad said, what movies?
Speaker 3 (14:52):
Did you watch?
Speaker 1 (14:53):
Toy Story?
Speaker 3 (14:54):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (14:55):
No, robots?
Speaker 2 (14:57):
Sun says, okay, I'm sorry. We were watching poorn. Dad says,
what When I was your age, I didn't even know
what porn was. Then Mom starts crack up and says, well,
he certainly is your son.
Speaker 1 (15:13):
That is your joke of the Day. January twenty eight,
twenty twenty five. Out Electric sixty three six Help is
the phone number there. Louisville's best and largest residential electrician
in town started the business decades ago with just one toolbag,
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A lot of times it's same day service, so check
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of you. And the bill is up front, so they'll
tell you. They'll say, hey, can you do these two
three four things? Yes, here's the bill. Do you want
us to go ahead and do it? And then you okay?
There's no surprises afterwards. Out Electric sixty three six Help
is the number back after this on news radio eight
(15:55):
forty whs.
Speaker 3 (15:57):
I can't call this one.
Speaker 1 (15:59):
Yeah, this is the.
Speaker 3 (16:04):
Is it mad about you? No? No, okay, our lips
are dude, Come on, their lips are far from sealed.
Come on, I've seen the Are you so mean? I'm
just it's not.
Speaker 2 (16:18):
It's not Carly Simon.
Speaker 1 (16:19):
If anybody it doesn't look super thin, you make fun
of them. I'm so glad that that.
Speaker 3 (16:23):
Wasn't a reform or fat that wasn't the reference. Oh
you know what, uh, Peter, if they have anything to
do with it, they're going to be replacing Punk satani Phil.
Because that's mean. The only time I will listen to
Pete is when they do the We're all naked standing
in the streets of New York. That's one protest. That's
one Peter.
Speaker 1 (16:42):
Protest behind what was his name?
Speaker 3 (16:49):
Well, those who celebrate Groundhog Days Day, if Peter has
the influence Punk Satani Phil will be left alone. Their
suggestion is to go another way entirely. A weather reveal cake.
You don't have like a baby reveal cake, a weather
it's a people cake. There's people in the cake. They
(17:11):
want punks Atoni Phil gone. The cake would function as
a weather cake, similar to the general reveal cake, but.
Speaker 2 (17:18):
The weather cake can't sense the weather and decide whether
to emerge from the oven.
Speaker 1 (17:23):
It's not the point. Here's the point.
Speaker 3 (17:26):
I'm gonna go out on a limb.
Speaker 1 (17:28):
Yeah, I'm gonna go on a limb and say that
the posytani Phil guy lives a pretty damn good life
and probably has three square meals a day and a
nice little sophomore plays asleep every night.
Speaker 3 (17:39):
According to my research, pucks Atoni. Phil also has seven
wives and eight cockubines. Thank you. Wow, guy live his life.
Speaker 1 (17:50):
He's a superstar. And now Peter, this is Peter's problem.
Peter's problem. That's a bad name, right.
Speaker 2 (18:00):
At least an album title.
Speaker 1 (18:01):
Yeah, Peter, Peter's problem is they waste their time on
this stuff. There's plenty of animal cruelty stuff that you
can concentrate on, like the way chickens are treated when
they're in the when they're pulling their little heads off.
Speaker 2 (18:15):
What about getting judges to enforce existing laws when it.
Speaker 1 (18:20):
Stuff like that. Absolute, concentrate on that and stop with
the punks of Tony. Phil needs rights, No, you have to.
Speaker 2 (18:29):
This is a liberal thing. Don't speak for Phil. Ask
Phil if he's okay with his life.
Speaker 3 (18:35):
Look good.
Speaker 1 (18:37):
Phil would be like, hey, Peter, shoot the hell up,
living a pretty damn good life.
Speaker 3 (18:42):
Here, here's a spoiler, Peter and everybody else, regardless of
what the cake says or the big rat the cake
March twentieth, Spring's coming regardless, I don't care if a
cake sees a shadow, if a rat season shadow, whatever.
Speaker 2 (18:57):
Maybe we can we could repurpose the animatronic rats from
chuck e chee.
Speaker 1 (19:01):
They always wrong, know, isn't pucks to Tony Phil. He's
like a total He's a typical weather man. This is
a fifty to fifty chance, and they still hire him.
Speaker 3 (19:10):
You know what, Let's chase a squirrel.
Speaker 1 (19:12):
Ask how many times PUCKSACONI Phil has been right? Fitty fitty.
It feels like call me Susan. I don't care. This
life is great fresh hay every day. Is that what
they eat? I guess so you know?
Speaker 3 (19:25):
Okays a tawny me spelling it?
Speaker 1 (19:29):
Yeah, don't do that. Just put Phil and then pe
and then do it into your phone.
Speaker 3 (19:33):
No, I did it. It's just I'm gonna be Oh boy,
I was way off.
Speaker 2 (19:39):
I wonder how many fills there have been, sort of
like dogs at Georgia. They know they'll retire one.
Speaker 3 (19:44):
There's only one, but it's been going on since eighteen
eighty six.
Speaker 2 (19:47):
Yeah, I'm pretty sure it's not the same one else.
Speaker 3 (19:49):
I think it comes from the same lineage of like Moses.
Speaker 1 (19:52):
And them that had nine hundred years. That would be
amazing if it was how many times he been right?
Speaker 3 (19:58):
Answered the damn about I'm looking they can live with
be fourteen years? Oh, it doesn't.
Speaker 2 (20:04):
Say remember that guy that lived forever that was guarding
the treasure there at the end of the Raiders That
Have Lost Dark movie with Sean Connery, and yes, yeah,
have chosen Poe. He gets to live for everybody's got
to sit in a cave by himself.
Speaker 1 (20:16):
Okay, but you know why they don't report how many
times they're right on them because they're always wrong.
Speaker 3 (20:21):
Okay, now I got it. Okay, punks, the tawny Phil
the fat rat has been doing this since eighteen eighty six.
He's been right thirty nine to forty percent of the
time since he first predicted the weather.
Speaker 2 (20:34):
Less than just just say forty thirty nine to forty.
Speaker 3 (20:37):
So is he a meteorologist?
Speaker 2 (20:39):
Then he say he's a lot of he's qualified. Yeah,
based on the data.
Speaker 3 (20:46):
Who now here comes all the meteorology is getting pissed off.
Speaker 2 (20:48):
I'm right fifty the time.
Speaker 1 (20:51):
I think they're numb to it. They're numb to it.
National ice Cream Day for breakfast Saturday. Oh have you
ever had?
Speaker 2 (21:01):
I even asked, I've had ice cream at all times?
Speaker 1 (21:03):
She ever had ice cream for breakfast? I'm like, I
couldn't even finish the question.
Speaker 2 (21:07):
Of course, I have entire ice cream cake for breakfast.
Speaker 1 (21:12):
Just because it was in the am, Dave doesn't mean
it was morning's.
Speaker 3 (21:15):
Technically it was like two am. Once a year, on
my birthday, I get inebriated and then I eat an
entire chocolate.
Speaker 1 (21:24):
Dairy Queen Harry Queen blizzard cake, and he sent Chocolate Strength,
and he sends me a picture one year before and after,
and sometimes it's like get He'll send four or five
on how little the the pie keeps getting smaller one year.
Speaker 3 (21:38):
One year, I felt awkward because I was just bouying it,
and they said, okay, you want to say happy birthday
to I said, oh, make it a happy birthday Kathy,
my sister in law. So I took a picture of it,
and I waited for her birthday in September. I said,
the picture that pie.
Speaker 1 (21:54):
Yeah, cake, it's in the shape of a pie.
Speaker 3 (21:59):
That's us.
Speaker 1 (22:00):
It's huge, but it's one of those where you go
one more bite, like one more, I mean, that was
so good, how about one more? I think you did
it up. It's three pounds. You should gain three pounds
from it.
Speaker 3 (22:10):
I'm gonna look it up real quick.
Speaker 2 (22:12):
I think the dairy Queen ice cream is not as
fattening as like a bluebell or something like that.
Speaker 1 (22:15):
I know.
Speaker 3 (22:16):
I get the chocolate extreme blizzard though.
Speaker 2 (22:18):
Oh okay, so you're adding to it.
Speaker 1 (22:20):
I just like ice cream in general. Me too. I mean,
just I can't I can move.
Speaker 2 (22:25):
Ice Cream and bacon are like two of the perfect foods.
Speaker 3 (22:27):
I'll tell you.
Speaker 1 (22:28):
One of the hardest decisions every time is how much
am I gonna put my bowl?
Speaker 3 (22:32):
Right?
Speaker 1 (22:32):
Am I doing a little or am I going a lot?
Speaker 2 (22:35):
Gotta go for it. I know you're committing to ice cream.
Speaker 1 (22:38):
And enjoy it. I know, I know, I know, I know.
Does your dog try to get in the bowl lick
it up? No?
Speaker 2 (22:46):
I mean they would if I put it down. Yeah,
but I don't do that.
Speaker 3 (22:48):
Well, no self respecting witten is going to eat a
small one by themselves. But here's the eight inch small one.
I always get the big one. The small one has
four six hundred calories as to hundred eleven grams of
fat two and eleven the small one, uh oh, one
hundred and fifty six grams of saturated fat.
Speaker 1 (23:07):
You'll go to the one that you eat. Which one
do you eat?
Speaker 3 (23:11):
It just has the small one. It doesn't so double it.
It's double Hey, goods of protein. But if we're talking
about ice cream, why are we not talking about the
skyline chili ice cream that has crackers in it? You
sent me the picture? I did?
Speaker 1 (23:27):
You got you remember?
Speaker 3 (23:29):
Yeah? You send it to me or I sent it
to show it to me, but it was over the weekend.
Speaker 1 (23:32):
Oh yeah, sorry, it's a skyline chili ice cream.
Speaker 3 (23:36):
I think Greaters is doing it. Either has the oyster
crackers in it, I know, I just like I or
some hot sauce on it.
Speaker 1 (23:43):
Min chocolate chip or chocolate. I just I keep it simple.
Speaker 3 (23:46):
No, don't basterd that, just make it straight up chocolate,
min chocolate chip? Well I did, uh, Top television shows
and top movies.
Speaker 1 (23:54):
Technically minch choker chip shouldn't be green, No, it's white.
Speaker 3 (23:58):
Just either have mint or have chocolate. Oh yes, are
you some kind of pervert?
Speaker 1 (24:05):
Yeah? And then it comes to ice cream of a pervert?
You know?
Speaker 3 (24:10):
I did the Top twenty the Top twenty twenty four movies,
and the Top twenty twenty four. Right, what's left that
would be streaming? Dave Nielsen Ratings has come out with
their most stream shows.
Speaker 2 (24:23):
That your Showgun is on there.
Speaker 3 (24:25):
I want to see they did they redo Showgun?
Speaker 1 (24:27):
Yeah, yes they did. Were you not paying attention?
Speaker 3 (24:29):
No? I wasn't, he Gridmester. This is a vigorous massage
you were giving me, Gridmester. Uh Nielsen gives out the
top rated streaming shows and the numbers pretty big numbers too. Man.
I've never seen an episode of this, but I think
it just looks stupid just from the promos. Young Sheldon,
(24:52):
I haven't seen it. Oh no, Young Sheldon's not bad.
It's okay, No, it's okay. It's like it's like The
Wonder the Years. It's a cute show. It's not laugh
out loud funny, but it's cute. And they kill off
the dad. That's hilarious.
Speaker 1 (25:07):
They kill off the dad at the end. Yeah, he
has a heart attack, massive heart attack. That's what messes
up Sheldon.
Speaker 3 (25:13):
So is he normal as a kid playing baseball?
Speaker 1 (25:15):
Everybody in the family's normal South Southerner? Like the dad's
a football coaches, and the brothers not very smart but
good looking, good with the ladies. And he's got a
sister that's not very smart, but he's somehow, you know.
Whenever the mom is hot she really like them.
Speaker 2 (25:31):
She does a great job playing Laurie Walter's character from
Big Bang.
Speaker 3 (25:35):
Yes, so Young Sheldon. Bottom of the list. Thirty two
point zero eight billion minutes.
Speaker 2 (25:44):
What does that mean? I have to get out the
minute conversion table.
Speaker 3 (25:49):
Now they make this stuff up units of measurement for advertising.
Now we guess Family got comes in after that, had
forty two point four billion streaming minutes, and then an
Old Schools. This isn't still on? Is it Gray's Anatomy?
Speaker 1 (26:08):
Oh? Women love Gray's Anatomy. But these are the rear
runs we run.
Speaker 3 (26:14):
These are runs It's not, No, dude, the second most
streamed show of all last year. I believe it.
Speaker 1 (26:21):
I believe it.
Speaker 3 (26:22):
Forty seven point eighty five billion minutes watched.
Speaker 1 (26:25):
It's a good show, but it's more it's like Er
but tuned into morew of women.
Speaker 2 (26:30):
They had twenty one seasons.
Speaker 1 (26:33):
Wow, I didn't know that. Oh my gosh, I know that.
Speaker 3 (26:36):
Is it one of those like Survivor seasons where they
do two a year?
Speaker 2 (26:40):
Not sure it started in they have to.
Speaker 3 (26:44):
Yeah, it's not.
Speaker 1 (26:45):
It's not been going on.
Speaker 3 (26:47):
I count that like Survivor. We've been in ninety nine season.
It's on twice a year. It's still going apparently no
it is. And then the number one streaming show of
twenty twenty four. I've never heard of this Blue? What
bluee b l u E y Blue? I didn't know
(27:07):
an I got the crown for last year. I had
fifty five point six two billion minutes streaming in twenty
twenty four.
Speaker 2 (27:13):
I think it was Donald's Naughty Nephew.
Speaker 3 (27:16):
Now Blue follows the adventures of a blue heel or
puppy and her family, and it's proved to be popular
kids and the parents of the kids. It would drive
me crazy because our dog le me Oh, I got
Chase the squirrel. We started watching a streaming series on
Waco and David Koresh and I was telling Tony about
(27:38):
this in the break, So David Koresh and the branch
davidians when the men and women joined, if you were
a couple, he wanted the males to be celibate, Like,
so the husband, you gotta be celibate because sax and
you know, clouds desires of the flesh. It is gonna
(28:00):
out your mind.
Speaker 2 (28:01):
But I understand and asking that that your women are
still going to need attention.
Speaker 1 (28:05):
So I am willing to take on that role.
Speaker 2 (28:08):
Yes, that was it.
Speaker 3 (28:09):
You were close, he said, I'm willing. I'm willing to
take on the burden of sex so you don't have
to do this, so that way you can have clear thinking.
Speaker 1 (28:18):
Yeah, uh, that was I watched all that go down
from the QMF newsroom and it was crazy.
Speaker 3 (28:26):
Well, I looked at I looked at Susan. I thought, man,
I can't remember ninety three that well, but that's.
Speaker 1 (28:32):
Where Baylor is, right, Yes, right, so two favorous for
two things, the Waco tragedy and Baylor University and chipping
Joanna Gaines.
Speaker 3 (28:40):
Well, I looked at you. Soon I looked at Susan
and I said, it's ninety three. I can't remember too well,
but I think this is went on for two three
weeks now looked it up. You know how long? Went on?
Fifty one days?
Speaker 1 (28:52):
Yeah, and finally the FBI said, we don't care. But
the way those some of those people died horrifically absolute. Yeah,
they were trapped in those buses that beared underneath, and
so the flames all got to them. They burned a
death down. Yeah, it's crazy, horrible, and I think they
tried to poison some of them. Some people were trying
to poison themselves. Yeah, it was a horrible, awful, awful,
(29:13):
awful day. And then, just like in America in our generation,
how long before the first joke, it was cracked on
the air.
Speaker 3 (29:23):
Minutes I started doing the Waco abbreviation?
Speaker 1 (29:26):
Do you pick up a Waco? Right? What was the
group called?
Speaker 3 (29:30):
What the branch Davidians?
Speaker 1 (29:31):
How do you pick up a branch Davidian? Girl? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (29:35):
What does WACO stand for? What? What a cookout? We
aren't coming out?
Speaker 2 (29:39):
When I was standing in the hall watching the challenger explosions,
someone in the room made a joke, right, yeah, so
as it was happening.
Speaker 1 (29:46):
As it was happening, I.
Speaker 3 (29:48):
Remember that day, the head and shoulders and all that crap.
People don't wait that long.
Speaker 1 (29:52):
No, No, it's it's people. That's how some people deal
with their stress. They crack a joke. You've seen people
that laugh at funerals because they don't know how to react.
I haven't your control their emotions.
Speaker 3 (30:05):
I know the you two think I'm perfect. What here,
here's a hat, Tony, here's a hat. You both are
going to hold onto this?
Speaker 1 (30:13):
Hold on my hat?
Speaker 3 (30:14):
Yeah, I've got a flaw.
Speaker 1 (30:17):
Oh wow on a Tuesday, January twenty eighth, where finding
this out that you're flawed.
Speaker 3 (30:25):
But this makes me more relatable to you because you're
super flawed, right, sure, welcome to the class. So my
flaw is sometimes when the people are could telling me
something horrible like news wise, yeah, I get uncomfortable and
I start laughing. Yes, and I don't mean to do it.
And somebody was telling me about their father died one time. Yeah,
it's not on purpose, it's just a.
Speaker 1 (30:46):
Reaction because emotionally you're fifteen.
Speaker 3 (30:49):
No, I don't know what it is even as a kid,
like I remember somebody did and I start laughing, like
what's my I can't help it. I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (30:56):
You know, emotionally you're a child.
Speaker 3 (30:57):
Oh absolutely, yeah, arrested. It's fine.
Speaker 1 (31:01):
You are a textbook. You should be on the poster.
Speaker 3 (31:05):
As a matter of fact, I might call Harvard today,
like sure you went to Harvard Trading Blazers.
Speaker 2 (31:13):
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(31:34):
they've got it. Once you start making your own pizzas,
you may not go out for it anymore.
Speaker 1 (31:39):
Ah, Yes, we loaded up. Tonight will be simple. Jackie
has Saint Matthew's city council meetings, so she'll be working late,
so I'll be whipping up that goat cheese ravioli. I'll
just boil that up four minutes, Dave, four minutes for dinner,
and then that's it. So I can't wait for that.
I got the whole loaf of the sour dough O,
(32:00):
the big one, Yes, and I will make I was
gonna make the French toast this morning with that, because listen,
do not make French toast unless you go to lots
of pasta and get the extra large sour dough loaf. Okay,
the pieces are perfect, like the ones you find in
gourmet restaurants.
Speaker 2 (32:16):
Okay, and a lots of gourmet restaurants. I get there
bread from lots of pat.
Speaker 1 (32:19):
That's exactly right, lots of pasta thirty seven seventeen Lexington
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