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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Bang already singing and huh dwight yoakum off the new
record right there. Don't know how to say goodbye with
post malone. We had chang bang boom.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
Did you get a hold of a buddy Bill Bell
from my Kentucky Office of Highway Safety.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
Jo Bell will join us this Friday as we broadcast
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you spend fifty dollars, you get ten dollars mystery box.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
I want to thank the mayor for coming out last
Friday at Hearty's. He walked in right after someone had
dropped off ten thousand dollars check and said help the
vets USA Cares was why we were there that day.
And I give credit to the mayor for driving out
to Dixie Highway just to talk to us for a
half hour.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
And I want to say thank you to Charlie the
marine that stopped by. He works for Moseby Records. He
stopped by just briefly, like ten seconds, just to say hi,
but it meant the world. I didn't know that steak
sauce was still a thing. Was that a seventies. Thing
that just died out.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
Well, food sucked in the seventies, so you had to
bury it in something.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
I mean that's what that was, that right, I mean
Heines fifty seventy.
Speaker 3 (01:07):
And you overcooked everything.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
Our mothers learned from her mother's which was before you know,
the FC, you know, before all of these different organizations
that tested the food just to prevent anything. They would
cook the hell out of it. Yeah, it was like
they had to cook it well done.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
That's one thing I would say about my dad. He
would cook steaks rare.
Speaker 3 (01:27):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
We used to e raw Hamburger and my grandpa.
Speaker 4 (01:30):
Was the opposite. And Becky's dad used to cook stuff
I was still moving. Put it on the table.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
Oh really yeah, way man, really, But that's why it
was dry. So you needed Hines fifty seven or.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
I gut a sip of coffee real quick.
Speaker 3 (01:44):
Oh lord, please, don't like be an adult. How many
cups of coffee a day do you drink?
Speaker 1 (01:56):
None of your business? Rfk June, You're none of your business?
How about?
Speaker 2 (02:00):
That was really disgusting and went right to my spine.
Speaker 3 (02:02):
I hope you're happy, I am.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
Don't you need to go home and check on the
house because he got hit by lightning earlier today.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
Kathy Tyler Young is in there sitting on Don't.
Speaker 3 (02:12):
You think he needs to witness Firsthandka.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
Thinks, so she's incontinent, so she might be ruining my
Sims furniture. Cali, right, that's okay, zero resil cleaning up
A one steak Sauce has announced a new campaign that
encourages fans to bring This is gonna go over well,
and like Ruth Chris and all these places, it is
encouraging fans to bring their own a a one bottle
into their favorite steakhouse. Uh, and you have a chance
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to get reimbursed for your meal, up to one hundred
dollars for the meal.
Speaker 3 (02:41):
A chance to get reimbursed.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
Yeah, you're gonna umiliate. Well, my wife gets humiliated whenever
we got to eat. Anyways, what what's one picture and
me bringing an a one bottle? Change? So you said
your your wife embarrasses you. No, she gets embarrassed. She
gets humiliated. But because me, here's how which.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
One is the one on Main Street? Morton's No, is
it Morton's fancy one?
Speaker 4 (03:06):
You know?
Speaker 1 (03:07):
All like Eddie Murlos down here They do really want?
Speaker 3 (03:09):
You got Jeff Rubies over there? All right? No, the
which is the one down here on Main Street, isn't that?
Speaker 1 (03:15):
I go to Jack Morton's. I go to Jack Rubies.
They have a drink special. There's three shots to go
straight to your guy. It's they go.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
So we order the steak and they go, do you
want flavored butter? And I said, well, what's the flavors?
They read like seven different flavors, and we each picked one.
When I got the bill, the school just the little
time stoop of butter.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
Let me take it, say five.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
It was twelve dollars and fifty cents. Oh man, it
was twelve dollars and fifty cents for a dab of
this flavored butter they put on it. Now it melts
and meltstare. But it was just like when I got
the bill, I was like.
Speaker 3 (03:50):
Oh my god, turn around, it's a good thing. Yeah.
But we spent, we spent, We spent fifty. I spent
fifty dollars just the butter.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
That's why I can't wait for I can't wait for
Trump to get in office, because somebody's got to do
something about big butter. They've been doing this for way
too long and Big Butter control. Yeah, you would think that, Margarine,
would you know, drive them down a little bit the
Big butter. If you're listening right now, here's what I
think about you coming after you. We wasn't even a
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high pitch. When it's one of those loans.
Speaker 3 (04:21):
Well, I'm sure they're scared now.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
They should be. They got three, but three of the
best journalists in the world after them. They should be scared.
Here's how it works. Getting back to the uh A
one store story. Here's how it works. Visit your favorite
steakhouse and bring your own bottle of A one, snap
a picture of it right next to your steak, and
then submit the photo to b y O bring your
own Dasha one dot com. If your photos selected, you'll
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be reimbursed for one hundred dollars.
Speaker 3 (04:50):
I wonder how many people are going to be reimbursed.
Uh probably one or two seven? No, I don't know.
Speaker 4 (04:58):
It doesn't say and you're gonna have a high quality
steak and drowned and sauce.
Speaker 3 (05:02):
Come on, man, who says it's a high quality steak.
I haven't used either one of those in forever. I
haven't either.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
I cann't want to go buy one. I kind of
want to put it on your burgers, for sure, That's what.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
I was going to say. I don't want it. I
don't want on my steak because I just seized my
steaks and then they taste better without it. But I
would like a cheeseburger with some Honts fifty seven, right.
Speaker 3 (05:24):
I tried you.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
We started Black Doves.
Speaker 3 (05:27):
Davey, you like it. It's good, isn't it good? We
were like, we don't see color. I just called duves.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
We watched it an episode and a half before it
was gotten to like ten PM, so we were just like,
let's watch the rest of this later because I'm tired.
Speaker 3 (05:39):
But it's perfect.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
It's like weird and you're trying to figure out who everybody.
I think everyone is an a hole in it, I
think is what I'm coming. So that the two weird
Assassin checks seven popped up yet okay, no, no, no, okay, spoilers.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
We watched two things that we.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
Wait a minute, no, the two ones that tried to
kill her and then the friend came and shot her
in the face with the.
Speaker 3 (05:56):
Shot guy yeah yeah, blond one and the little brunette yeah.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
And I and he shoots her in the face, and
the girl is not upset. The other one's not set,
just like could you because her whole face was sprayed
with whatever and she was like, do.
Speaker 3 (06:11):
You have anything else without the shotgun?
Speaker 1 (06:13):
Speaking speaking of getting shot in the face with the shotgun, yeah,
Susan and I watched the series Monsters about the Mendez brothers.
Oh yeah, it's really really good. So really yeah, it's
it's like ten episodes.
Speaker 3 (06:29):
How rich were they these guys?
Speaker 1 (06:30):
Seventy million nineteen eighty nine?
Speaker 2 (06:34):
Oh yeahy million in eighty nine was Oh my gosh,
seventy to ninety million.
Speaker 3 (06:40):
That's crazy.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
And I didn't know that there was like sexual.
Speaker 3 (06:45):
Oh they were abusing them, Yeah, there was. They were
being abused. They claimed that. Yes, we don't know.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
Well, but it's a very interesting mini series. Then we
ended on that. Yesterdayfternoon, I said, well, let's watch a
movie because first day we've had just us, you know, uh,
And we watched It's called carry On. Oh yeah, man,
it's a thriller. It's got Jason Bateman in it. This
thing is so agent. It's really good.
Speaker 3 (07:12):
Is it a movie or a series?
Speaker 1 (07:13):
It's a movie. It's a movie, carry on to the movie.
It's about two hours long.
Speaker 3 (07:16):
But man, I thought it's a suspenseful thriller.
Speaker 1 (07:20):
I thought, you know it's gonna be boring. Is this
I like a bunch of scenery, And I said, if
this is on just an airplane, I'm not watching airport, right.
But but the picture shows him on an airplane, I'm like, oh,
just give me the nerves, you know. But it's it's not.
It's a really good movie. Every year we do Oh,
(07:40):
you said, carry on. I could go the rest of
my life without hearing this song again. You work in
rock radio, it's.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
Just every hour somebody calling requested, and you're like, where
are you calling from? I'm gonna come why because I'm
gonna over your house and put in the face.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
Here carry I'm away? Were something? Where are you calling from?
Speaker 3 (08:07):
Fairdale? No? Specifically specifically, Oh, dear Squatchy.
Speaker 4 (08:13):
Dear Squatchy, let's do it. That's because Mia needs help.
Mea am i a? You know if she is not
Mama Maya.
Speaker 1 (08:25):
If she gets married, she's a Mama Mia.
Speaker 3 (08:27):
That's right.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
She has a kid.
Speaker 3 (08:28):
I mean I have to have a kid. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (08:31):
In the last year, a good friend of mine has
bought several items just after I bought them. First thing
was a couch, and I was a little bit proud
that I turned her onto a good deal. And she
bought the exact couch, the exact same color. No big deal, right,
hopefully what the Sims furniture. Next thing was a car.
She bought the exact same model two weeks after I did, different.
Speaker 3 (08:54):
Color though her books carriage forward.
Speaker 4 (08:57):
Then she bought the same purse my boyfriend gave me
for my birthday.
Speaker 3 (09:00):
Any one of these wouldn't have been a big deal
together person together, it's kind of creepy.
Speaker 4 (09:06):
Should I call her out or just feel flattered that
she likes my taste enough to emulate me.
Speaker 2 (09:12):
One of the creepiest, one of the creepiest movie the
eighties was What Single Female?
Speaker 1 (09:17):
I got to watch that?
Speaker 2 (09:19):
Man? I got to rewatch that copy of her entire life,
her look everything like that.
Speaker 3 (09:24):
It's scary.
Speaker 1 (09:25):
No, I don't know where i'd be on that.
Speaker 2 (09:27):
I do.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
Every time Tony gets like a nice new jack or
second something, I always going, what did you get it?
I'm gonna get one just to mess with it.
Speaker 4 (09:33):
If you ever if you ever try to cut off
the friendship. I hope you don't have a pet rabbit. No,
that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (09:38):
You gotta be careful with this situation. I think it's
fair to be just like you got. First of all,
you got to pull another friend into it. Okay, you
need company with this. So you need to pull a
friend in and go, I mean, what should I do here?
Speaker 3 (09:51):
Is this creepy?
Speaker 1 (09:53):
Creepy? Right?
Speaker 3 (09:53):
And the other person goes, yeah, it is creepy.
Speaker 4 (09:55):
You need to buy a few things off Amazon, show
them to her, wait a couple of weeks, and send
them back.
Speaker 1 (09:59):
Just a goof on it.
Speaker 3 (10:00):
Right.
Speaker 2 (10:02):
Uh No, but I would I definitely talk to a
friend about it, and then maybe everyone sort of just
sit around joke about it and go.
Speaker 1 (10:09):
Dude, hey, look at this kitchen table I bought is
made out of repurposed rubber Wieners. Isn't it gorgeous?
Speaker 3 (10:17):
Is it?
Speaker 1 (10:18):
But you make the other frame repurposed rubber?
Speaker 3 (10:21):
No, it's too long, it's too long. It's not a band.
Speaker 1 (10:24):
That's an album. That's an album.
Speaker 2 (10:25):
So so you get the friend to be the bad guy.
You need to say when you see the couch and
just like laugh and go Susan how many things are
you gonna buy of Gina's?
Speaker 1 (10:37):
I mean, seriously, what if Gina starts dating like a
particularly like a certain looking guy, you think she copies
that guy too?
Speaker 4 (10:45):
Or if you're taking a drink order, you know me,
I want some bloody mary so oh, Gina, I wonder
what you want.
Speaker 3 (10:52):
Me? Is gonna have chicken wings? What would you like?
Let me guess, Gina.
Speaker 2 (10:57):
But I think the people that do that, once you
dissed them a little bit, they're gone forever, like they're
just like what then they're gone.
Speaker 3 (11:08):
There's a guy at the table, though, that likes this
whole thing. Thank you, doctor Scotchy or Scotchy, doctor Fauci.
Speaker 1 (11:18):
I can't find it.
Speaker 3 (11:20):
What are you looking for?
Speaker 2 (11:22):
Four thousand national cemeteries across the nation? On Saturday we
played We Laid Reefs for Zachary Taylor.
Speaker 3 (11:32):
It was really neat.
Speaker 2 (11:33):
A videoed it later that night when all of the
reefs were finally on every single headstone.
Speaker 3 (11:38):
I encourage you to do it next year. Because they
did the national anthem.
Speaker 2 (11:41):
Obviously, they had a speaker, a retired Brigadi, your general
war hero, all this stuff. It was crazy. You know,
these guys dressed up like it was seventeen seventy six,
and oh, chicks love that and it was really cool.
Speaker 1 (11:55):
They really do.
Speaker 3 (11:55):
It was really cool.
Speaker 2 (11:56):
So they had all the reefs laid out along the thing,
and you just picked him up and walk talking to
a gravesite. You put the bow on the top or
towards the twelve o'clock and then you make sure it
doesn't block the name on the tombstone. But then you
step back two steps, put your hand over your heart
and say the name.
Speaker 3 (12:12):
That's what I like right there, out loud. And it
was neat. It was cool.
Speaker 2 (12:16):
I try to find as many Italians as possible, and
there was plenty of them to choose from, so it
was cool. So they fourth, So fourth, we have four thousand,
by the way, national cemeteries. Wow, that's a lot of
people who give them their life.
Speaker 1 (12:31):
Sure is. And there was eleven thousand. You all hand
it out.
Speaker 3 (12:34):
On eleven thousand, eleven thousand.
Speaker 1 (12:37):
Well, in France, a plastic surgery and by the name
of Oliver Girlbalt has earned his nickname as the nosemat
Maestro because he's so good at those jobs.
Speaker 3 (12:47):
Those jobs, well, they call it rhinoplasty. That's only for
big girls.
Speaker 1 (12:52):
Doesn't a those job? Those jobs sounds dirty, does it?
Speaker 3 (12:56):
No?
Speaker 1 (12:56):
She gave me a those job.
Speaker 3 (12:57):
No, you exactly kneel exactly what it is when you
say those.
Speaker 4 (13:03):
That You can pick your nose and you can pick
your friends, but you can't pick your friends.
Speaker 2 (13:09):
It's like he's been holding all up, like all of
it for two weeks, trying to get off.
Speaker 3 (13:15):
Showy.
Speaker 1 (13:15):
Hey honey, let me know how you like this. Hey honey,
let me like this.
Speaker 3 (13:25):
Never never, never do that again.
Speaker 1 (13:30):
Never do that again anyway.
Speaker 2 (13:32):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (13:32):
Now, he's been accused of mutilating women and turning their
noses into potatoes. As a result of his potato nose
surgery flubs. Garaba has been slapped with a two year band.
Everyone knows that's ear surgery, that's cauliflower.
Speaker 3 (13:48):
So they all look like the actor.
Speaker 1 (13:49):
Uh, the Burka Express guy what was his name.
Speaker 3 (13:54):
Carl looked like? Or who's the other guy, Jimmy Duran?
Speaker 1 (13:58):
Yeah, I get away for me? Can't you bother me?
Speaker 3 (14:03):
Man?
Speaker 2 (14:04):
Poor girls that you can't. It's hard to come back.
Speaker 1 (14:07):
That might be a guy out there that is into
potatoes that might find the woman appealing.
Speaker 3 (14:15):
Yeah, we got it.
Speaker 1 (14:16):
Yeah, hey, okay, okay, potatoes, potatoes, potatoes, the potatoes and
brown spots. Okay, but but you know what beauty is
in the eye of the potato.
Speaker 3 (14:28):
Is there anything more to the Is he in jail?
Speaker 1 (14:31):
No, he's an a litigation right now.
Speaker 2 (14:34):
I because I yeah, here, okay, hemorh s buds spuds
there you go, put two dollars in.
Speaker 3 (14:41):
Do you have any pictures of potato nose chicks?
Speaker 1 (14:44):
Oh, let's google that. That's that's what. Yeah, let's do
that during the break. Let's do that during the break.
And then every year we always do the top ten
list of things they were emergency rooms that got caught
in people's butt. No, we're not.
Speaker 3 (15:02):
You're doing it's not saying stuff every year.
Speaker 1 (15:04):
I don't care.
Speaker 3 (15:07):
It's gonna be a bannery year this year.
Speaker 1 (15:09):
Dave, it's gonna be on vacation. So I'm gonna hold
each and every one of these until the week we
are all back, because I want you to miss out
on that day.
Speaker 3 (15:18):
Rectum damn near killed him?
Speaker 1 (15:21):
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The Freaks are named a White. The Freaks are name
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all day.
Speaker 2 (16:29):
Friday, every song you ruin, every song ruin or make
it better? Be careful out there today. And by the way, we'd.
Speaker 3 (16:38):
Four Street Live.
Speaker 2 (16:39):
We broadcast live down here and they have the Christmas
lights set up on all of the little balcony part here.
Speaker 3 (16:46):
Well, they're not twinkling. Doesn't it look like they're doing
Morse code? Oh watch, Oh my gosh, they are. Hang on,
let's look at that. I can see what it says.
Speaker 4 (16:56):
I'm locked inside a four cookie factory.
Speaker 2 (17:02):
Oh my god, Hell, wow, doesn't it? Yeah, that doesn't
look like twinkly.
Speaker 3 (17:09):
That's sound. That looks like Morris code. Epileptic steer clear.
Speaker 1 (17:13):
I was gonna say, if somebody with epilepsy could that.
Speaker 2 (17:16):
Maybe that is maybe that's turn to warn us about
these uh the drones.
Speaker 1 (17:21):
The DROs have tapped into the Christmas lights and they're subliminal.
Speaker 3 (17:25):
Uh yeah, subliminal messages. You guys ready for a list?
Speaker 1 (17:29):
Yeah, you got a list?
Speaker 3 (17:30):
This is from is it Quora? Is that how that's pronounced?
Q u o r a? All right, go with it.
Speaker 4 (17:36):
People share their freaky one in a million coincidence?
Speaker 3 (17:40):
Is that leave you saying? What are the odds of that?
Speaker 1 (17:43):
I just got to point out something real quick. Yeah,
did you seriously just ask me and Tony Vaneddi how
to pronounce something him?
Speaker 2 (17:50):
So these are freaky things that that actually happened. Actually, Hell,
we're gonna go no way Okay, here we go.
Speaker 4 (17:59):
I worked in a pub in the UK and one
day after finishing my shift, I stayed behind.
Speaker 3 (18:03):
For a drink.
Speaker 4 (18:04):
There were three other customers in the bar, all female.
The bar made new one of the women and since
my name is Steve Camp said, this is quite amusing, Steve,
this is Sandra. She's also a Camp. One of the
other customers said, oh, two s Camps. We'll make it three.
I'm Sarah Camp.
Speaker 1 (18:21):
What.
Speaker 4 (18:21):
At this point, the last customer burst out laughing and said,
I'll make that four. I'm Sue Camp. No, there were
only four people in the bar drinking and they were
all Camps.
Speaker 2 (18:32):
No way, dude, that is what are the odds? Or
they're just messing with this guy.
Speaker 1 (18:38):
Of course, good bess guy comes and goes Sally Jones here.
Speaker 3 (18:43):
He's like, she's gonna take all you home. But you
messed with me? Yeah, were send a coppy in and
room looking for.
Speaker 4 (18:49):
A camp what me? My friend died in a motorcycle accident.
A week after the funeral, we were putting his clothes away.
Some went to Goodwill's and went to family members. Somebody
accidentally put his favorite jacket with his name on the
tag in the goodwill box. Well, it went to goodwill
and his mom was heartbroken. This was in Tennessee. Three
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years later, his mother and sister was going through clothes
at a goodwill in Massachusetts. No stop, she lifted the
top layer and there was a familiar jacket. Ah, you
gotta be kidding with his name on the tag Tennessee
in the Massachusetts Mm hmm oh come on yep.
Speaker 3 (19:29):
And she found it unbelievable.
Speaker 2 (19:33):
Or is it unbelievad You just start bawling at that point,
and you got to start thinking higher power.
Speaker 1 (19:39):
Was Yeah, was there anything in the pockets like a
pipe or.
Speaker 2 (19:42):
A asking that?
Speaker 1 (19:45):
Because nothing?
Speaker 3 (19:46):
Incredible?
Speaker 1 (19:47):
Part? No, it is it because where we lose like
a item of clothing, I always checked the pocket. There's
always like a little surprise in there for you. Hey,
look a seashell.
Speaker 4 (19:57):
I was at a casino when a mother and son
sat down at the slot machine on either side of me.
They were having a loud conversation and the son's phone
kept ringing repeatedly, but he kept declining the calls. Turned
out he was planning to leave his wife that day
and spent about thirty minutes talking about how horrible she
was his mom chimed in with her opinions.
Speaker 1 (20:17):
As well, well, that's always good.
Speaker 4 (20:19):
Finally, as a joke, the next time she called, I said,
let me answer the phone, and he laughed and handed
it to me. I said, who's this? To my surprise,
it was my sister on the other end.
Speaker 3 (20:30):
No God, and that man was my and that man
was my brother in law. It was as a minute.
Speaker 4 (20:37):
My sister started screaming at me to get away from
her husband. I have seven sisters and I hadn't seen
this one for five years due to a silly argument.
Speaker 3 (20:44):
Right, she divorced him and now we're best friends.
Speaker 2 (20:47):
Oh, Kele's gonna say, how do you not know your
brother in law? Within that makes sense? It was his sister,
Thank you bad Tony van Eddie. I could see that.
That's crazy though, that's right.
Speaker 3 (20:56):
And his phone who is this Sarah? And did?
Speaker 2 (21:00):
But now, I mean, if you hadn't talked to her
in five years, He's like, I agree with everything else.
Of course they have talked to her in five years.
Speaker 3 (21:07):
People's weird coincidence is this one? I don't know.
Speaker 4 (21:09):
My husband was hiking in the woods when he found
some electronic gizmo packaged in a box, took it home
and forgot about it. This was before the internet, so
he couldn't research it. A few years later, he bought
himself a classic cower of Volvo two forty wagon. A
few years after that, it broke down and he was
told he needed some electronic gizmo part that would.
Speaker 3 (21:28):
Cost more than he wanted to spend.
Speaker 4 (21:30):
No thinking back, he goes home, finds that electric gizmo
thing he found in the woods and realized it was
the piece.
Speaker 3 (21:36):
That he needed. Top it come on and they found
a bunch of money in a suitcase.
Speaker 1 (21:43):
He did not truth the tag, said dB Cooper, exactly,
that's truth. I saw that on Uh.
Speaker 3 (21:53):
It's not true.
Speaker 2 (21:54):
The piece you found in the woods you picked up
and took home for some ungodly reason, and then you
put it in your garage. I'll ever keep this, you know,
the weird thing I kept in the right because I
don't know what it is, but just in case I
might eat this weird little electronic thing, I want.
Speaker 3 (22:09):
To keep it forever.
Speaker 1 (22:11):
Have I seen this before?
Speaker 3 (22:12):
Years later, bon a classic Carnor. I think somebody made
that one up. Yeah, that's stupid.
Speaker 4 (22:16):
When my mom was having me. Another lady was having
her baby in the next room. The two husbands talked
outside the delivery rooms because they weren't allowed in those days.
Both women had boys born seconds apart. Ten years later,
I had an accident after coming home from school. I
cut my forehead when a glass cupboard I was fiddling
with fell on me.
Speaker 3 (22:34):
He switched the babies.
Speaker 4 (22:35):
I was rushed into an operating room immediately, and my
parents waited outside. Believe it or not, that couple from
ten years ago were there too. Their son was in
the next operating room. He too had an accident.
Speaker 3 (22:48):
Stop it too. The hell they're following them. They're spies.
Speaker 1 (22:54):
That's what we need to do. After every story goes
what are the odds?
Speaker 3 (22:56):
What are the odds?
Speaker 2 (22:57):
Yeah, it's incredible. Thought were going to say they switched
the babies, But by the way, happened all the time,
back in the day before DNA testing and all that.
Speaker 4 (23:06):
This one's kind of ugly. Swap it with that one.
I had a close friend in college, but his life
went on. We drifted apart, only saw each other a
couple times a year. Still, she was the maid of
honor at my wedding and I was her bridesmaid. As
our married lives progressed, we saw each other even less.
She focused on her career. I had a family. Then
one Friday night, my husband and I decided to go
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to dinner at a little hidden restaurant we liked. We
sat down and ordered drinks. Then I went to the restroom.
I walked in and realized a woman in tears was
standing right in front of the mirror. She turned around
and threw herself into my arms. We kissed passionately. Oh wait,
that's a different one.
Speaker 3 (23:43):
Oh damn it. I was like, what just happened?
Speaker 4 (23:46):
She was crying, and I realized it was my friend.
Her marriage was falling apart because her husband had started cheating.
She just didn't want to go home. She had driven
around randomly before stopping at this restaurant.
Speaker 3 (23:58):
Oh but she'd never even been.
Speaker 2 (24:00):
Oh my gosh, come on, that was meant to be
Guardian Angel Stove.
Speaker 4 (24:05):
She hit rock bottom and desperately needed a friend, and
I was there.
Speaker 3 (24:09):
Wow, And then we kissed.
Speaker 2 (24:11):
No, that's not what part of the story. But that's
that's a that's the same old story. My made of honor,
my maid of honor. But she got a career going,
and I had a family, so we just didn't really
kind of connect anymore.
Speaker 1 (24:23):
I do a quick local one of course. Comedian Jim
Gibbons says, I have a one in a million. My wife, Donna,
and I were looking at some pictures in our family album.
He said to my wife, Uh, why do you have
a picture of my grandfather? She said, I don't know.
That's a picture my aunt. It's my picture of my
aunt talking to my neighbor. The neighbor was his grandfather.
Speaker 3 (24:44):
Oh okay, I got one for you too.
Speaker 2 (24:46):
Okay, my buddy, Kevin and Barbe they're married, and he
had a picture of his grandfather next to it's not
four Roses Burden but Burt rose Bourbon or something. I
don't even know if it's around anymore. So he has
a picture of his grandfather next to the big distillery, right.
So she says the barber. The wife, she says, why
do you have a picture of that distillery. He goes,
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that's grandpa. That was my grandpa.
Speaker 3 (25:10):
He was the head distiller there, and she.
Speaker 2 (25:12):
Goes, no, her grandfather, So he was Kevin's grandfather was
the distiller there before World War two and it shut
down to do make something else for the war. After
the war, her grandfather became the head distillery, so they
were back to back head distillery of the same bourbon.
Speaker 3 (25:32):
So they're actually related, their brother and sister.
Speaker 1 (25:35):
I'm getting money even wearer than that.
Speaker 3 (25:37):
What.
Speaker 1 (25:38):
See how my nose has this little bump thing right here?
Speaker 3 (25:41):
Yeah, it's probably cancel. Huh. Stop, It's a little like
entire life.
Speaker 1 (25:51):
So growing up, I never knew I was the only
the family that had this.
Speaker 3 (25:56):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (25:56):
I used to walk around with the limp. Then I
met our milkman had the back, same bumpet that.
Speaker 3 (26:03):
Same wh Wow, what are the odds? I missed the
milk man too, a little jumpsuit with a hat.
Speaker 1 (26:09):
He'd bring the creamer. I love the little jumpsuit and
I'm the milkman.
Speaker 3 (26:13):
Stop it.
Speaker 4 (26:14):
My husband, my husband was at my parents' house, looked
at a photograph and said, why do you have a
picture of my grandfather? The picture was of my sister,
mom and me at Disney World when I was six.
In the background is my husband's grandfather, who had taken
his grandson, my husband to Disney World.
Speaker 3 (26:34):
Did you givens that is crazy?
Speaker 1 (26:37):
Crazy?
Speaker 3 (26:37):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (26:38):
Yes, my husband and I are pretty sure. We were
within feet of each other that day.
Speaker 3 (26:43):
Yeah, of course, yes, because that's how it works.
Speaker 2 (26:46):
It's crazy. I believe that one.
Speaker 4 (26:49):
I'm an American but was in Barcelona on business. After
the work was done, my hosts took me to a
restaurant for dinner. I walked in and saw someone that
looked like a guy that I went to high school with.
Trying not to stare at, I still kept an eye
on him. Name's Chuck.
Speaker 3 (27:02):
He's really cute.
Speaker 4 (27:03):
A couple of minutes after being seated, this person came
over and said in English, I may be losing it,
but are you Ray. I was surprised and said, Cecil.
He said yes, and I'm having dinner with Robert, another
high school friend.
Speaker 3 (27:14):
No way.
Speaker 4 (27:15):
I asked if they decided to come to that restaurant
by chance, and he said I came alone, and then
Robert walked in. And now you we all came separately
and ended up in the same restaurant in the same
city at the same time, in a foreign country.
Speaker 1 (27:29):
But you buried the lead.
Speaker 3 (27:31):
That's krit Cray.
Speaker 1 (27:32):
Every last one I'm His last name was Kimp.
Speaker 2 (27:35):
That's right, that's right, that's right. Those things you gotta wonder, like,
what the hell right? It's like when you run into
a good friend of you that we did that at
at Disney World coming in and out of Epcot, and
it was just like, how you know, right past each
other away?
Speaker 3 (27:52):
What is happening right now?
Speaker 2 (27:53):
Like?
Speaker 3 (27:54):
How do you time that out? Crazy coincidence czy.
Speaker 4 (27:59):
When I worked that hurts in the nineties at JFK
Airport in New York, it got called from California, and I,
one of three hundred people who could have answered the call,
picked it up. The man said he lost his sunglasses
in a rental car. He returned to Boston, but the
Boston team told him that someone had since rented the
car and brought it back to JFK. So I found
it and the sunglasses inside. When the guy gave me
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his name to mail them, I said, my neighbor. Wasn't
it for my childhood on Long Island? He then said
he was a pilot and I remember him wearing a
uniform as a kid. I asked, did you buy a
chance to live on Monette Place in Green Lawn? He
said yeah, and I moved away in nineteen sixty nine
when I was four. He remembered me and my parents,
and they ended up reconnecting.
Speaker 3 (28:40):
No way, I'll need one. That is crazy.
Speaker 1 (28:43):
I remember when Tony and I were doing a The
sixty eighth show. We just had mulligans on. If somebody
was in there, we would have people come in. We
was solicit for kidneys. This man needs a kidney, this.
Speaker 3 (28:55):
Man needs helish.
Speaker 1 (28:56):
Young man was in here and he need a kidney.
And a guy calls in. We start talking. They start talking.
Speaker 2 (29:02):
He said, the lord prompted me to pick the phone
up and call you right now, and I want to
give him a kidney.
Speaker 1 (29:07):
That's right.
Speaker 3 (29:07):
And guess what it was?
Speaker 1 (29:09):
His uncle. They had first and last name.
Speaker 3 (29:13):
We weren't doing first last name.
Speaker 1 (29:16):
And the more that they spoke, the more they said,
wait a minute, wait a minute, and then they figured
out this right.
Speaker 3 (29:21):
It's great they figured out that was his uncle.
Speaker 4 (29:23):
One more, I met an older woman i'd never met
before at a social gathering. She was an autist and
I felt an immediate connection to her, so we kissed passionately.
I surprised myself by telling her about being found as
a discarded baby. She asked me a lot of questions
before inviting me to our house. She had produced a
piece of art in nineteen sixty five based on a
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newspaper headline about a baby being found in a box way.
She put parts of the original newspaper into the painting.
There was the picture of a newborn with the nurse
surrounded by her artwork.
Speaker 3 (29:56):
I was that baby.
Speaker 1 (30:00):
Oh my gosh, shop Hey Tony Dave, what are the odds?
Speaker 3 (30:04):
We both broke down at the same time. There was an.
Speaker 4 (30:07):
Inexplicable connection between us. We are now close friends. Well,
I thought you're gonna say we made passionate love, we lovers.
Speaker 3 (30:14):
I left that part actually right out of time. Okay,
all right.
Speaker 2 (30:17):
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Speaker 3 (30:34):
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Speaker 3 (30:54):
For the pool, which is really cool.
Speaker 2 (30:57):
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Speaker 1 (31:19):
Is Boss wants to meet with us. Now.
Speaker 3 (31:24):
It's a musky cold dark Monday.
Speaker 1 (31:28):
It's musky. The right word is it?
Speaker 3 (31:29):
Musky's good? It's a fish musty, No musky or musty.
Speaker 1 (31:34):
Musky is like uh as a musk is like a cologne.
Speaker 3 (31:37):
Right, Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (31:40):
Musky, you know, yeah, right, And a social media platform.
Speaker 3 (31:44):
We will be back tomorrow. We'll have Tuesday's tool here
in Fernando because it's Abba the Guy's birthday. Bron Man. Oh, yes,
so you're gonna go check it. See the house is
burnt out.
Speaker 1 (31:55):
It's all well, I was, but our boss wants to
meet with us.
Speaker 3 (31:58):
Now. It's gonna be something you did.
Speaker 1 (32:00):
I promise you it is.
Speaker 3 (32:02):
What you do. Yeah, okay, then it is. You know
it's something you did.
Speaker 1 (32:07):
All right.
Speaker 3 (32:07):
We love you all.
Speaker 2 (32:08):
Stay safe out there, and we're barreling towards the holiday season,
so be careful.
Speaker 3 (32:12):
And it was also Billy Gibbons birthday today because he dead. No,
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