Therby & Ferby! Swift Sighting? Passive-Aggressive Partner. Frat Cash & Terrible Tony.

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All right, yeah, here wego. Man, it is Oaks Day
and it's gonna be a rainy one. You know that all day long traffic
though for me coming in was noproblem. Of course, I was nowhere
near Churchill Downs. We're at fourStreet Live as we broadcast from the studios
today. Tony Cruz just wrapped upthe morning show from backside, And if
you've never been backside on Friday,you know it's not the celebrities and all

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that. It's a lot of thepeople. The families of the people that
work back there. Start the secondthe broadcast ends at nine, they start
grabbing their because there are they stakeout. They put on stakes in the
ground and they put twine out insquares and then all we're doing is grabbing
our equipment trying to get back tothe van, and we're walking over this
twine and they're going the shre area. We're like, we just want to

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get out of your area. Trustme. So good morning, everybody can
and we'll be ready tomorrow all daybroadcasting line. I do want to thank
everyone yesterday that text me, hitme up on social media, tagged me
on social media. I saw thistoo, by the way, and put
two dollars on it, thank you, And I want to find out how

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the horse did. But the horse'sname Generous Lover. Oh it paid three
dollars and forty cents. So ifI had ten wins like that, I
could get a drink maybe. Wellthat's without tip. Okay. So you
spent the day at the track yesterdayat Thirby and you couldn't have a better
day. Now it was swamp assand boom sweat day because it was ny

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there crowded yesterday. Hey Dave,So when where did Generous Lover come in?
One? Two or three? One? Oh my god, it was
the favorite? Oh my god,I said it paid a dollar forty.
It paid a dollar forty, wasthe favorite? Dude. Wow, I
do have a suggestion for Churchill Downsthough. Oh, I mean there's the

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shuttle system. Everything worked just great, but inside it's crowded, and when
you play music over all of thespeakers in the place, it's pretty good.
But instead of that, they havepeople somewhere on the property talking about
some races. You can't hear whatthey're saying. It's really loud. It
echoes throughout. It is freaking annoying. Oh, everyone's trying to yell over

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these people talking. You don't knowwho they are, where they are,
what they're talking about, and howmany people are listening to them? Non
zero zero. Where were your tickets? They were in the Grands dance section
one seventeen finish line. Can misterRockefeller, can you get to the Paddock
from there? The new Paddock?I'm not sure. We didn't try.
Okay, that's my question. Isit just me? You know you used

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to You could like it or not. You drive by and you see historic
Churchill downs, the beautiful steeples.Now now yeah, twist now it looks
like a uh look kind of lookslike a cruise ship run aground. It's
just at the windows. When shewent on five oh Tuesdays, she took
her team out there, and shesaid she didn't feel like she was at

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a racetrack. No, I meanit. It looks like a big white
building with you can't even see thetown spiers. I've watched television all week
and they're all from the Paddock.And I got to tell you, now
here's the difference. The Paddock wasjust basic and it looked the same for
one hundred and whatever years. Buteveryone had access to the paddock. Even
if you were in the infield.There was one tunnel that you could come

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through from the infield and go tothe paddock, just to the paddock,
and you could go back to theinfield. So everyone had access to see
the horses before the race happens.That's horse racing. You want to look
at the horse before you bet it. You see it poops, correct,
good of the poops. So nowthey've built the lighter, yes, think
about I mean, I've had someexpensive remodels, but two hundred million dollars

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from that just little air. Andby the way, none of that touched
the grand stand area. Wow,it sounds like somebody needs to start paying
their first share of tacks. Thathasn't been painted for a while. The
women's restaurant had a ceiling leaking andoh oh the old green you're talking about
the green and white air that hasnot been touched. So but it looks
beautiful. Oh, I got totell you. The paddock, it is

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unbelievable what they've done. They've alsocreated at least three thousand sellable seats.
Yeah, so I'm gonna get theyhave like a restaurant in there. Now
it's like a sports bar. There'sa there's there's a it's got like a
one way glass where the people inthere can watch the horses getting saddled,
but the horses can't see them.Only be better It would be rallies.

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Oh yeah, and then Rick Patinocould do the commercials again, right,
because that's where Rick Patino ate.Oh yeah, he was well known for
eating at rallies. All right,So one reason people throw parties. By
the way, you had a greattime overall, you give them, okay,
drink prices are ridiculous, but everythingwent smoothly, just those freaking speakers.

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Would you wear to go jacket?Jacket on or jacket? Kaki shores
Hawaiian shirt has to go jacket onor jacket off? Jacket it was too
hot for the jacket. Yes,see what jacket off? No jackets?
Okay? One reason people throw.If anyone's interested, I will be at
the Chewing Gum Ladies party tonight.Oh, Bernice and Glenda Barnstaple. That's

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not there, that's the name.Those are witches from the Wizard of Oz.
Well, now, if you wantto talk about stars, by the
way, Glinda the good Witch,wait, I guess I won't she was
when Wizard of Oz was shot fiftyfive? What I'm going to be doing
a duet with Kid Rock that Ido. I don't think any savage,

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but they both Kelsey boys are goingto be there, right m so so
so so is Taylor Swift. SoTaylor Swift could be the biggest celebrity if
she shows up, she'll be thebiggest celebrity to show up at the Derby
since the Queen. Not true.Sammy Hagar was there three years ago for
God but didn't be funny if sheshowed up and she didn't get credentialed.

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Can you imagine and there's some guylike me working the door, going,
look, lady, all I knowis you're not on the Uh, you're
not on the list. Imagine herwalking the red carpet with the guy from
season seven of Amazing Race. Thatwould be awesome. Will d list Nancy?
Nancy once made out with Tony DanThat's not that's not true. Band

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Ronald Reagan and Elton John wrote asong about it. Stop with stop doing
Ronald Reagan one. If she showsup, by the way, if she
shows up, I'm like, she'sthe Beatles. This isn't like a regular
star. This isn't Michael Jackson orMichael George he If she shows up,

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it will be bedlam. There'll bea lot of stuff going on the bed
with that. Why do you stopthat? She's an angel from heaven?
Lucifer was a name angel. What'swrong with you with you, buddy?
Just because her new album is boringdoesn't make her a skank? Thank you?

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All right? One reason people throwparties at their houses is so they
don't have to drive. So younot I'm talking about not the Derby,
I'm talking about it. Anytime youthrow a part at your house, at
your house, it's the It makesyou repair the door to the kitchen,
It makes you clean the house.You really don't. Most of us repair

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the fence, make sure the carfloors are clean, like you do that
stuff to repair all the weird stuffin your house. I'm taking notes on
this because that I explain why someof my parties have been real didn't do
any anytime you come to a wittingparty, it's and is what it is.
Party. But my point is Louisvilledoes this every year magically, magically

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because of the Derby, all thehomelesser moved the camps are cleaned out,
the drug addicts are moved out ofthe front of the hotels, trash is
picked up, the grass is cut, and flowers are blooming. So I'm
like, why can't you do thatall year long? I got people on
the street corners going good tomorrow,fair ladies, I might want some hot

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cook I saw the guys, Yeah, the constables. I saw Constable mccutcheons
out in for the seal box justthis morning. But answer me why they
can't do that all year round.You do it for two or three weeks
here and they're going to continue itthrough the PGA Championship Ice. Yeah,
that's right, But but you doit for this time of year magically,
all the trash is picked up,all the expressways, the grass cut.

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Why can't you do this all year? When is the PGA It's two weeks.
Two weeks from now. We gotthe email to submit for press passes.
I didn't either. I went,I asked for our boss and said,
do we have to go? Hesaid no, it's okay. I'm
out. Yeah, no, ideanot doing that. You're squatchy. I
haven't been in one of these andfor these in a while. Here we

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go. Let's get advice. It'sa lot of married couples in town.
We are marriage expert here. Johnny'sbeen married three times. Johnny, talk
to me. This is Isaac,says dear Squadchai. First of all,
thanks for listening, Isaac. Asany married man can attest, there are
some questions you just don't answer.I was just hit with one of those
questions, and now I'm in thedoghouse for refusing to even take part in

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the conversation. Last night at dinner, my wife slapped this one on me.
If there was a house fire andyou could only rescue one of us,
who would you choose as a pointof reference? In our house,
there's me, my wife, ourtwo daughters, and a dog. The
dog My response was simply that there'sno way to possibly answer that, because

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I don't know where I'd be inthe house. What was blocking the eggsit
where everyone else in the house is. I thought I was being diplomatic,
but she's taken that as if Iwouldn't try to rescue anyone but myself.
I think it's a trap question towhich there's no right answer, So I
bowed out. Should I have triedto answ answer that, how should I
have answered that? Okay? Help? First of all, Isaac, she's

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not a rational person. How ishow can how can you save somebody and
not save yourself at the same time? Right? You know what I mean
exactly? Second of all, yougot the answers go back for more and
then not come back up. Butthe answer quite simple. You save the
dog because the wife and the kidsthey have understanding where they can walk unless

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is an infant, they can walkout or find their own route. It's
the poor little dog who scritch you, scrit you that needs to be saved.
And you can have more kids,well first time, right, right,
right, you have more kids.First of all, she's a passive,
aggressive bitch. That's definitely not asecond, this answer is in anybody,

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if it's married, has kids,they know the answer to this.
I'm going to get our daughters.I love you, sweetep, but I'm
going to get our dollars. Andif I die trying to get save our
daughters, That's what I'm going todo. And she and any wife or
mother has a problem with that,then you need to leave her. But
and she trying to set you fora why even ask that question? Who

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would you say you need to choose. Now. It's a passive aggressive bitch
what I'm saying. I'm always gettinga girl. Okay, see, okay,
thank you, David Beckham. Look, you're making me wrong here,
you're making me uncomfortable. Man withthe B word. Gentlemen, miss anybody
what you call Taylor Swift, bigdifference. Anybody that's been married long enough.

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Wait, wait, wait, wait, let's hear from semen. Johnny
our marriage expert. He's been marriedthree times. He knows nybody that's been
married for any amount of time,or, as we say in the army,
anybody's been married for more than aminute, has a plan for everything.
So you simply say, honey,we would simply work our plan that
we've set up. If you're closestto the kids, you get them and

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go out the window or the closestdoor possible. If I'm nearest the kids,
I get them, the other persongets the dog, and we all
get out and meet across the streetat the light post. It's that simple.
You go always back to the plan, and you revise it if there's
more kids. She asked the question, dude, Yeah, whytch Johnny,
it's a test because she's a selfishbee word. I'm on board with you,

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a selfish bee word. Thank youthis third time. I've been married
twenty two years, and I haveI have learned in that I have learned
in those twenty two years. Andevery question the ginger asks me is a
test. Oh, I won't putup with it, dude, I won't

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even answer. If he would havesaid, honey, I would die trying
to save you, she would saywhat about the kids? Oh? Yeah,
it is a no right answer question. And that's why you just refer
to the plan, daughters, andyou can and you can actually turn that
on her because if she looks confused, you forgot about the plan? Are
you kidding me? You can turnit around that way. Here's how Dwight

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would answer, if he's in thatDwight mode, He's like, well,
it wouldn't be you, because thedaughters and I put the plan together to
kind of kill you, set thefire on purpose. We're getting out.
You're gonna die. Sorry, loveyou not probably say I'm trying to drink
or that or uh oh that remindsme, Susan sign this paperwork, Reagan

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have done? Uh oh no,no, we don't need bad Ronald Reagan
voice, No, stop, wedon't need that. We all need that.
We don't. I would tell NancyJello, all right, okay,
thanks, that's bad. To theday on Oaks Day twenty twenty four,
it is Oaks one fifty. It'sa stinker root the lilies for the phillies.

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Yeah, this is a stinker rootcourse, isn't hope? Oh man,
that could be a new race outthere. I like that. I
like we need a song, rememberlike boats tiles from Brothers step brothers.
Yeah, boats and hose I showI showed. I saw a show similar
to that in Mexico. Okay,thank you. That wasn't a horse was
disturbing donkey. It was disturbing horsedonkey, Tomato potato. All right,

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here's here's joking today, and it'sa stinker rooney. Alright, Oh boy,
hey fellas, hey, hey,d bag. There's these two race
horses, Frank and Hank. Allright, Frank and there's Hank, and
they're hanging out in the stable.That's when Frank, Frank says, thank
you Carl. That's where Frank says, you know, Hank. In the
last in the last fifteen races.I won eight of them. He goes.

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He goes, wow, that's that'spretty good. But listen, uh,
in my last twenty seven races,I've won nineteen. Damn good too.
That's pretty good too. That's whenthis this greyhound that hangs around you
know how greyhounds hang around the horsebarns. What they do? They do?
They do in this situation they doIt's great. How over here?

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So I mean walks out and goes, hey, Frank, Hank. I
hate to interrupt here, but I'vehad ninety races and I've won eighty eight
of them. Whoo one upper waitthe prep schedule. Clearly amazed, Frank
and Hank look at each other.Hank goes, oh my gosh, Frank,

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kywood Lefford exciting stuff And if youdon't know the rest of the story,
unaffirmed. After winning the Kentucky Derby, he went into cilvil service and actually
became a police horse and solved overthirty two unsolved murders. It's fantastic,

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wow. I mean for him,there's so many race horses that go on
to bigger things and the stories.Don't they never get told life after life.
We got a birthday boy, Frankieninety today ninety? Is he still
with us? Yes? So isit? Jersey Boys is about he was

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in the Four Seasons? Right,yep? You know who got who introduced
him to the rest of him?No? Is Joe Pesci? What?
Shut up? Way, she's notold enough for that to happen. Reduced
them. No, they can't knowthe Four Seasons. Yes, I want
to bet. Okay, let's betfifty. Let's bet fifty on cents,

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no dollars and off you'll look itup. Here's the thing. I'm serious.
You lie so well? Okay,hang on that your fate. I
can't tell if he's bluffing, dude. Joe Pesci is what in his sixties?
There's no possible way Joe Pesci introducedthe Four Seasons to each other before
he was born. In the middleof the day. Yes, where are

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you getting this? Www? Dotcom? No, okay, the first
article was coming from the Blue Momentdot com. There's Time magazine. By
the way, I always talk aboutgrease song was kind of goofy. So
in New Jersey sometime in the latenineteen fifties. According to legend, Joe
Peshi, he introduced his friend FrankieValley to the young songwriter Bob I can't

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pronounce the last name, Geldolf gottOld whatever, a meeting of the gay
the Four Seasons their career. Sois this another guy named Joe Peshi.
It's the Joe Peshi. Oh boy, here we go. Pesche introduced Gaudio
to Devido and Valley in nineteen fiftyeight, which led to the formation of

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the band The Four Seas. SoI told you we didn't bet, Remember
we didn't bit. Damn that's right. Woo. You could buy two lilies
with that fifty bucks. You canbuy a lily. I mean he's so
good at his oh yeah, perfect, so well, I mean he just
you got it. I was lookedat him and said, he's not lying.

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Do you don't know why? Line? Because the cornerstone to any good
marriage is what lies there? Yougo. Well, over four hundred and
eighty thousand has been raised for forthe unc fret boy to throw a rager
after protecting the American flag. Ifyou've seen the protest, it's getting comical

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because it really is cosplay. Quickthough, Joe Peshy's eighty one. I
had no ideaize that. I doyou realize it? So I thought the
last number was three hundred thousand,but it's up to four. It's up
to four hundred and eighty thousand dollars. But if you if you see these
protests, nobody doesn't know what's goingon. Okay at North Carolina, yeah,

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uh, they had taken down theAmericans. They tried to stop right.
They wanted to put the Palestinian flagup on campus. Well, these
frank boys sitting on the front porch, I think it was the Alpha the
Alpha Betas said enough and the lampsout. What was the name of the
Alpha Betas? It was Stan Gableand what was the big Ogre? Ogre

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so Ogre, and stan Gable say, dude, we've had enough. The
football coach comes coming over the car. He says, are you with the
whistle? John Goodman? John Goodman'slike, hey, are you gonna let
that happen? And Stan Gables goes, not on my watch, and then
and then Ogre goes and then theyrun over. In reality, they took

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control of the flag pole, theyput the American flag, They kept the
American flag there and raised it up. They turned to a couple of the
Palestinian protesters and said, and youneed to shut up and lose some weight,
went alphabet. But if you watchsome of these protests going on in
some of these college campus all itis is little uh sissy boys and girls

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that have been pampered their until theirentire life. They have no grasp on
reality. I watched a video yesterdaywhere they took garbage cans, the plastic
garbage cans. They cut them inhalf to make them look like police shields,
and so then they put on bikehelmets and had these half of a
garbage can of shields and started runningtowards the police. What didn't end?
Well? I just wish I werethere to say, Max suggests using your

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nightstick, officer. What was thename of the All the tri Lambs have
gathered around to back the Alphabeta's play. That's right, the try Lambs and
Alpha Betas are joining force, reunitedby wissy protesters. Yes, everybody together.
Well, you know who we needon these campuses? Who is uh?

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Who is the who is the Who'sDean Warner? Oh? Yes,
from an animal house, Jesse Dixon. I think Dean Warner, Yes,
Dean Warning, he's the Deem Warner. He's Oh, he would put the
foot down, the one with thehot wife. Oh, absolutely, double
secret probation, last one of uyes. Wow, what a great idea.

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But anyway, the go fund meraised four hundred and eighty thousand dollars.
The King Party to be the motherof all ragers. You know what,
I I hope it keeps going tothe heart of the stones. Well,
what's gonna happen is what it's inspiredis University of Arizona and several other universities.
Frats have gotten together and said,let's follow suit. Good these guys

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have done so. There are severaluniversities, including University of Florida, UH
and North Carolina have said we're notgoing to put up with this. The
Florida president said this is in highschool. I'm paraphrasing, We're not your
babysitter. He did say, you'renot anymore. Your adults right, and
your your actions have consequences. FreePalestine. Nice T shirt by the way,

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how about that you like that?I got a T shirt that says
Murph exclamation point. I buy Ibuy my own show merch. But yeah,
but what's the better T shirt JeffersonCounty Public Schools. Yeah, but
what supervisor. That's a good one. But wait till my my Krem de
la crem comes in and that's elmucho dingo. There you go. They

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have those on Amazon. They doalready. Yes, no, yes,
stay stole your ideas. Joe Pescihas a sight. Stole your dingo.
I remember when Pesti tried to getme in the four season. I say,
will never work. Here's a weirdstory, and I can't pronounce their
name, so I'll do the bestjust to say that. There's a new

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scandal in Thailand. A forty fiveyear old political figure just got suspended from
public office after it was discovered thatshe was having an affair with her adopted
son, Oh, who's twenty fouryears old, and by the way,
he's a monk. Reportedly anymore,not anymore? Reportedly, what do you

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do? I can make? Whatdo you do? Make? Cheese?
And your wife? Reportedly, thefemale politician and her husband adopted a twenty
four year old monk just last yearbecause they felt sorry for him. That's
when the husband started to feel likesuspicious of the both and he ended up

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recording them both having making whoopee.He's now accused, of course, now
he's saying his wife is innocent.He's accusing the twenty four year old monk
of seducing his wife. Now themonk is on the run. Had nothing
to say. By the way,el Mucho ding Dong. The shirts are

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gone, they used to be there. They have mayor of ding Dong City.
Oh that's the good. It's hardto be a twinkie in a ding
Dong world. Well, you can'trewrite the existent or I do like mayor
of ding Dong City though, Okay, I just have it. I'm gonna
order. I'm gonna order next breakand now Mucho ding Dong. Here Thailand,

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let's get back to time. Sothat's that's it now the uh uh?
It takes what three days to getthere. Most people stay in Thailand
because they're like, I can't travelback, it will kill me. So
it takes I think it's a Ithink it's a twenty something hour plane line.
It's on the other side of theplanet, the other side of the
world, out the world. Butthey also don't have they don't have a

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lot of crime. Do you knowwhy, because they don't have any hands,
because if you commit a crime,you disappear. They don't want to
mess with people, but if youcommit crimes, they're just gonna take you
away. One does that. Noone commits crimes. Could we bring back
the guillotine in public execution? Didyou see the American couple they had for

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some reason. I guess it wasa hunting trip. And he didn't clean
out all the ammunition out of hissuitcase. He had like three loose bullets.
Oh boy, they're facing They're facingtwelve years in prison in Turks and
Caicos. No, it's the samething in Mexico if you just have one.
If you get caught acrossing the borderin Mexico with just one round,
yeah, boy, that it's badnews, like ten years or something ridiculous.

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Tell me our a werewolf hunter.So I think maybe next Cobo trip,
just as a goof nod in Jamaica. And you did that to me
with weed in Jamaica, I did, and then I got detained in Miami.
Well because of the weed I forgot. I put it in your jacket
until we got to the airport.And I was the only one that didn't
participate in recreational drugs that week.I'm dead serious. I didn't touch a

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thing. I drank alcohol. Theend went in rome. That could have
been a locked up, a broadup. Really, his girlfriend didn't hit
me until they took him back.And they just grabbed him and took him
back, and he was there,back there for the longest time. And
then then my brain went, oh, man, as a goof, I
put the weed in his jacket,in your back in the gym bag.

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They had me taking off every Igot down to my argument. You all
those veterinarian tables are just like likea stainless seal. They took me back
in the room. I got that, and they would throw all my luggage
a whole bit and and had meget down to my underwear and dance.
I was so pissed. I'm sorry, that's all right. Yeah, but
they let you go. Yeah,I tried. They were like, we
don't want this guy, please goback to America. This is ding dong,

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