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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Because we're in your car at work. The Dwight always
does the foot pedals on that song.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Yes, I did the.
Speaker 1 (00:09):
Business. We call it the top of the hour. In
case the show open, It's Tony and Dwight Show, brought
you by the Kentucky Office of Highway Safety. Please buckle
up and put the phone down.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
The comedian Felipe as far As is going to join
the show at the bottom of the hour. Very funny guy.
He's got a brand new comedy, specially out raging fool.
But we want to invite you out this Friday. Baby,
It's a free lunch Friday. Grill Master supply the hog
Father's Competition Barbecue is gonna be cooking up all kinds
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of barbecues forrest ribs. We'll get the entire best. They're
the best. They're the best. Come on bye. Plus, it
is the Tony Cruz Farewell Show. We're gonna say bye
to our very own Tony Cruise.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
All right, dude, Well, when people put up this stuff
for auction, don't they know people are kind of dirty minded?
Like looking at Dwight, you said dirty minded and you
just you stopped what you were doing and the glasses
were down by his nose. I took him anyway, and
I saw him above the computer screen. Are you talking
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to me?
Speaker 2 (01:16):
Dirty minded? What were we? Okay?
Speaker 1 (01:18):
You know who Jennifer Gray is.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
That's old man Gray's kid. Uh.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
Do you know the movie Dirty Dancing?
Speaker 2 (01:25):
Yeah? I know that. Let me look her up.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
Rick, You remember Dirty Dancing nineteen eighty seven. Oh yeah,
Well it was one of those phenomenons. They thought it
would be a cute little movie that might make some money,
and it was the biggest movie of the summer.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
I believe. Oh yeah. Soundtrack.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
Yeah, the boy the star of the Patrick Swavey had
a huge hit that was like number one for months.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
Oh yeah, well, the whole damn album, the soundtrack, right,
couldn't get up. I know who she is? Yeah, she
was the one.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
That she far Fielder's sister.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
She's the war that he caught.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
Yes, correct, we got the people had been trying you
to catch.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
We got to re create that, yeah, we do.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
No, nobody puts baby in the corner, damn. No.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
You know what my favorite thing are out of all
the things and Dirty Dancing. You know what what stuck
out with me the most is there's a fat guy
that would play cards with his shirt off off fat
and hurry yes, and he would like send signals with
the like Ntani Wall Big Sid was his name.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
All those places were closing at the time because in
most of the people that were going to see it
were women because they love and remember at that time
in eighty seven, you go back twenty years in the sixties,
those places, those summer vacations were huge. Everybody went there
for the summer and they did play cards, they did
learn how to dance, They would go canoeing and they
do all that stuff. So, uh, Jennifer Grays, this is
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where I'm going with these. You know, you know who's
gonna buy these shorts? We're weird dudes. Here he is,
Jennifer Gray's famous shorts from Dirty Dancing, the pig pink
nylon copezial briefs that she wore are up for sale.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
Why those aren't just shorts? Then they're sniffing shorts.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
Oh stop it, See this is what I mean, right,
you know, degenerates of the world are gonna be auctioning
on this. They didn't do this by.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
A you know what I stand corrected. Then they're shorts
their special occasion sniffs.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
Right, uh, they are up for grabs.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
Okay, I had to look it up. What you know
the answer?
Speaker 1 (03:32):
Stop?
Speaker 2 (03:33):
What was Patrick Swayzy's name in Dirty Dancing? The character?
Speaker 1 (03:37):
Oh darn it, I know this.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
I knew that the movie was super corny and hokey,
I didn't know it was this super.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
What was his name?
Speaker 2 (03:47):
Oh gosh, hey, my name is Johnny Castle.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
Johnny Castle. Hey, that's right, hey, Johnny Castle. But he
was a he was a real He was a dancer.
Actually before he came he went into movie. He had
bad knees.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
And then a roadhouse his name was James Dalton.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
I almost said Dalton, but I said that's not right.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
They called him. Yeah, they went by Dalton.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
But Johnny Castle. Now it's coming back. So he the
famous scene where he jumps, Remember he jumps off the
stage and his legs are kind of spread out and
he lands and he does the slow dance off the
middle of the room. Well, they did that scene over
and over again, and his knees were shot at. There
was something about a torn ligaments and stuff, and he
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was in major pain.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
He fractured an ankle, yes, and.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
He kept doing the scene over and over again because
he was that tough guy from Texas.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
Theal There was a series on Netflix or whatever that
you and I watched, and it would tell the behind
the scenes story of die Hard of all these different
eighty movies, and it was really interesting. The die Hard
one was great. It was great because they didn't want
Bruce Willis.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
He thought he was a comedy actor.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
As a matter of fact, they took him off the poster. Yeah,
and only put him back on the poster.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
Until until, no, until they did the pre previews like
we used to do. They did the previews and people
were cheering. Yeah, they laughed at the beginning that Bruce
Willis was a hero. And by the end of the
movie they were cheering and they're like, put Bruce Willis
back on the post.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
What are franchised? That was But going back to the
they did one on Dirty Dancing as well, and it
was really interesting. It was but I think he had
a fractured ankle. Yeah, he jumps off the stage and
he starts to back after stuff and they kept on
the text and I think he either rode his ankle
or fractured it. But he did. Like that. Entire last
scene was shot with him and pain.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
They even write the story, knowing dirty people like Dwight
are going.
Speaker 2 (05:45):
To buy this, They write, how much is it? Hang on?
Speaker 1 (05:48):
Nobody puts baby in the corner, and after the auction,
nobody's putting baby shorts in dirty laundry. In the dirty laundry,
the pink shorts from Jennifer Gray's famously worn in the
dance rehearsal scene and Dirty Dancing are up forbid. Prop Store,
a global entertainment memorabilia auctioneer, is hosting the auction online.
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Jennifer's pink nylon Capezio briefs size medium twelve. Not that
any buyer would be looking to put them on for sure.
The auction is live. The auction is live, and it's
up till June eleventh to bid on it. I'm sure
there's other dirty dancing memorabilia, but they concentrated on the
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hot girl's shorts. Yeah, but not by accident.
Speaker 2 (06:34):
I just wonder how much Johnny Castle's tidy whiteyes are hey,
Jenny Castle?
Speaker 1 (06:41):
And you know what, you know, the dad was supposed
to be the jerk and all this, The dad was
a pretty good dad. If you watch the movie again,
you're like when you were a kid or you're a
teenager when we watch that movie. It was eighty seven.
I graduated that year from high school, and we're all like, well,
it's a Dan of jerk. Now you're watch it and
you're like, Dan was right on everything.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
On every What was the surf movie? I'm all going
to that's a point break. I want to find out
if Patrick swayze you ever had like a normal guy
name in any.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
Of these Point Break Body. His name was Body. I
had it Body.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
I wonder if there's ever been a Patrick Swayzey movie
where he.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
Has You gotta admit, Point Break was one of the
coolest movies ever.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
Okay, Ghost Ghosts. His name was Sam Wheat.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
Johnny Utah was the name of Johnny Utah was the
name of the other guy.
Speaker 2 (07:28):
You're right, Sam Wheat was ghost.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
Sam Wheat and that movie took over. He was a
very People loved Patrick Swayzey. Now he did an awful
movie called Next of Kin that took place in Kentucky. Awful.
Speaker 2 (07:44):
Great. He they take a bus up to the big
town of Chicago. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
I didn't like the portrayal of Kentucky.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
I mean it made it.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
It made us look like nineteen thirty seven down in
the haller, and I was like, that's not what the
haller looks like today.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
Well, that's that's every movie. It's like, you know, it's
not like NASA ever has a problem. They say, get
Kentucky on the phone.
Speaker 1 (08:07):
They drove the school bus up to kill a bunch
of Chicago mafia guys and they're doing all of the
country stuff. So he brings a busload to snap that.
Liam Neeson and Patrick Swaydey was what was the.
Speaker 3 (08:22):
Name of that movie?
Speaker 1 (08:23):
Next of Kin, Next of Ken, I guarantee it something.
I don't know why this is popping into my head.
I can't remember what the meeting I have after this show, Like,
I can't remember which salesperson I'm social to media. But
Next of Kin is popping out. Next Johnny Utah uh
is popping up, Brody is po body is popping up.
(08:46):
It's crazy and Red Hot Chili Peppers were in Point
Break two. They're the bad surfers and they get beat
up by Johnny Utah and Brody.
Speaker 2 (08:55):
Truman Gates was his name. That's not too much of
a stupid name.
Speaker 1 (08:58):
Yeah, they try to mess with Johnny Utah and here
comes Brody.
Speaker 2 (09:03):
You don't mess with Johnny Utah, especially when he's undercover
and his handler is Gary Busey.
Speaker 1 (09:10):
And this thing was he was a he was a
big time college football quarterback, real famous, and he blew
his knee out in a bowl game. So everybody knew
who he was. But he was an undercover cop.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
Except for body. Body knew body was.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
And who was who was? Who was Johnny Utah's partner.
Speaker 2 (09:25):
That's why I said his handler was Gary Busey.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
Gary, I'm sorry I missed that part. Gary Busey before
he went Gary Busey Golley and was at My Bachelor.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
He's a that job, Okay.
Speaker 1 (09:36):
So Jennifer Gray's famous shorts go to uh prop Store.
Prop Store a global entertainment memorabilia auctioneer. I bet you
can find all kinds of stuff there.
Speaker 2 (09:48):
Well, listen, I love my mom, and every time in
the show, I say love you, ma.
Speaker 1 (09:54):
So what's the same thing that every person tells my
mother and your when they meet them, that.
Speaker 2 (10:02):
Your angels and God bless you, God bless you, God
bless you every time we go out.
Speaker 1 (10:07):
So I bless you for being his mother.
Speaker 2 (10:09):
Whenever we go out. Susan and I every single time,
without failure, somebody's gonna come up and they're gonna say,
you're an angel. You put up with him, you're an angel,
And my response is always, well, Lucifer was an angel.
Speaker 1 (10:23):
That's right, that's true. No people walk by me on
graduation day and shook my parents' hands instead of mind congratulations.
Speaker 2 (10:32):
Did I tell you that?
Speaker 1 (10:33):
Like, Hey, I'm here too, I'm the one that actually graduated.
Speaker 2 (10:35):
I tell you that. In December, when we were at
Shady Rays doing the live broadcast, Ethan Almighty and Jeff
was there and they were walking out and they were
walking through like j C. Pennies or one of these stores, Macy's,
whatever it was. They were walking out that way as
my mom was walking in and she noticed Ethan and
she walked up and she introduced herself this way. Oh
(10:59):
my gosh, Almighty, let me introduce myself. I'm Susan Tyler
Whitten's mother in law. True story.
Speaker 1 (11:08):
It's crazy. I don't blame her, but we told you, mom,
it was payoff someday. Ha ha.
Speaker 2 (11:14):
We and her jokes won't get you anywhere in life.
Take that, missus, but thank you. Hey, Well, have you
ever thought that your mom was a bad mom. Step aside.
Listen to this Russian mom. Her name is Fedlana m
comes from the Daily Mail. She's been detained by authorities
after she allegedly hired a contract killer to take out
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her twelve year old daughter. Reports say this fed Lana
paid a hit man one thousand, two hundred and sixty dollars.
I don't know what that translates into rubles? All lean on, Rick, Rick,
what does that mean a rubles? I had thousand rubles? Uh? Anyway,
she she paid one thousand, two hundred and sixty dollars
to have her daughter drowned because she.
Speaker 1 (11:57):
Was fed Oh god, I don't like these.
Speaker 2 (11:59):
She was fed up with constant arguing between the two.
You like the ending. But because of the constant arguing
between the two of them, the daughter was said to
have overheard the mom's plan. But things backfired when the
man that she hired, yes, promised to protect the girl
to the girl in the custody, and it was like
a movie.
Speaker 1 (12:19):
Yeah, this is like a movie. Like a Special Forces
guy was like, no, I'm not going to.
Speaker 3 (12:22):
Kill your daughter.
Speaker 1 (12:23):
I'm gonna protect her.
Speaker 2 (12:24):
It's the old soft hearted contract killer. Sure he loves
to kill people, but his heart is open to this
little girl.
Speaker 1 (12:34):
I do have a I thought I had a story
about some Russian named their daughter something stupid, and I
think she's in jail or something like that. It's crazy.
What was it was something? Something? Something putin here? It
is no Germany, sorry, same thing, No kidding. German baby
is named Richie rich Putin.
Speaker 2 (12:56):
Rich Rich.
Speaker 1 (12:57):
My child in Germany is saddled with the maternity. There
is at one of the hospitals the number one worst
baby name ever.
Speaker 2 (13:04):
Her uh her uncle Scrooge McDuck mcconnor weighed in on this.
Speaker 1 (13:10):
Somehow authorities misbanning the name Richie rich Putin. It's a
combination of actor Macaulay Culkin in the nineteen nineties classic
movie Richie Rich and the last name of the Russian
president Vadimir. The Reddit users spilled the beans, saying I
used to think the name laws were strict in Germany.
I have another story that will do later. There are
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many There are a lot of countries that you don't understand.
They have laws you can't name your child that we
we need.
Speaker 2 (13:37):
We may have to push that story tomorrow because we
have comedian Philippip Pipe okay, as far as at the
bottom of the hour, but we actually need that in
America to say, oh no, that's not a real name. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (13:52):
Poor, I mean, these poor kids get settled with these names.
Speaker 2 (13:55):
I mean, look at Dwight.
Speaker 1 (13:58):
You can't say but you can't say Dwight. You know.
Speaker 2 (14:01):
It's why what they can get a license plate for
your bicycle?
Speaker 1 (14:09):
Bringing this up for thirty years because it's like, let
it go. You went into Thornberry's Toys and you couldn't
find the little license that you put on the back
of your stupid bike. And you couldn't find Dwight. There
were plenty of Tony's and Heathers.
Speaker 2 (14:23):
It's bad enough my mom made me ride a girl's
bike with a banana seat and a sissy bar. Yeah,
but then I couldn't even get a license plate.
Speaker 3 (14:31):
It.
Speaker 2 (14:32):
I wanted to butch it up just a little.
Speaker 1 (14:34):
Don't go to a prison and have them make a
little tiny license plate that says Dwight. There's black and white,
weren't they not? They were just black and white.
Speaker 2 (14:43):
Yeah, they were spectacular and beautiful. They were white with
blue letters. It said Kenny, what spin or whoever?
Speaker 1 (14:51):
Let it go?
Speaker 2 (14:52):
Rick? Or what says the guy that had a license
plate on his bike.
Speaker 1 (14:56):
I did. I had two of them because one was
Anthony and one was Tony, so I had a choic
which spectacular. Is my new oven I bought from Bargains Supply.
It is a four No, it's a Toddian mad. It
has eight burners up top, which is gas. I have
two stoves down below. Those are electric. Both of them
are the air fryers and stoves. And I cannot wait
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to get this in my house. Doing a remodel in
the kitchen, all right, So Bargain Supply has been my
friend for decades. Every single appliance in my house from
top to bottom, is from Bargain Supply. We buy scratching
dead all the time from them, because you get a
scratch on the side, you save a couple hundred bucks.
But this they have options seven, eight, nine, ten manufacturers
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and all that. So if you want to check them out,
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say hi to the ladies at the front desk. How
ladies at the front desk, lady, great radio man, Tolma
said to Hatree, and then go on and in the
back you do that voice.
Speaker 2 (16:01):
Sometimes you can walk in and you can say you
can take your hat off and flip it around. Go Goodmorrow,
fair lady. Yeah, I like that a lot.
Speaker 1 (16:08):
I'll give you five bucks if you do that.
Speaker 2 (16:10):
No, they like it a lot when you do that.
Speaker 1 (16:11):
And then get to the back. That's where all the
appliances are. If you've got a lot of questions, they
have the answers at Bargain Supply, East Jefferson Street. Back
after this news radio.
Speaker 2 (16:20):
Wait for it, way is.
Speaker 1 (16:25):
Seeing about that tylan All story we did earlier. Now
you know, one thing happens and the whole world changes.
The guy that tried to light his shoe on fire
on a plane, one dude, All of us have to
take our shoes off still to get on a plane.
Tilan Hall was picked by whoever. But James Lewis was
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accused of it. They had no proof, so he was
never charged. Doesn't look like it. Well, he was charged,
I'm sorry, but he denied anything. He did not go
to prison or anything like that. But right now Netflix
has a documentary on this guy. Because in nineteen eighty two,
we all remember that that's old enough, but it scared
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the crap out of everybody that somebody was putting cyanide
laced pills in the Tilenall bottles. Hence afterwards the protective seals,
the child proof tops. It's weird because the new norm
happens so quick. Well, we just got used to having
okay twisted around to where the arrow is, and now
(17:32):
it to come off or you got to push down
turn and then has the seal underneath, and then there's cotton.
Sometimes it takes five minutes to get your damn medication
out of the bottle. But one incident in nineteen eighty two,
and then, by the way, it was everywhere right, it
wasn't I think it was not just why am I
thinking Chicago? Oh it was Chicago. It was Chicago, and
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people just stopped buying Tilenof for a little while. It
was crazy. But now there's a Netflix case called Cold Case,
and they're interviewing this James Lewis, which says he didn't
do it, But the filmmakers said they had to build
the trust with Lewis to promise him to treat him
as a human being so I don't know how they might.
He must be entertaining enough to have a documentary. Now again,
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this changed everything. In every single bottle we open everything,
that's the deal. The worst thing we had to worry
about as kids or parents at that point was flintstones.
Vitamins came in and they were all sugar in these
little sugar palettes, right so you would, you know, and
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they all look like the flintstones. And at one point
some kid would start eating fifty of them because it
was like candy. They did enough vitamins for two months.
But that was like the worst thing we had to
to worry about. And when you think about it, how
many pictures of us as small kids are under the sink.
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I mean, we all have pictures of the nineteen seventies.
We were under the sink plane with ajax and cleaners
and chlorox, and our parents thought it was the cutest
thing ever. That's why they took pictures. But that was
our We didn't We didn't child proof a house. Everyone's
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driving around now, going I have one of those pictures
of me under the sink. Our parents didn't care where
we were playing as long as they weren't bothering them.
So we're gonna have a comedian here. In about ten
or so minutes, Dwight is going to talk to him
about what's going on being a comedian at all. But
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we're going to take a short break and we'll come back.
What do we I think we have? Sorry, okay, no,
that's okay, No, we're good.
Speaker 2 (19:52):
Hey, it's just how quick my little skinny legs were
carrying my fat body. Yeah, aggressive, I was running like
there was like a like a big fat gazelle.
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Speaker 1 (20:43):
You got the pronunciation of said comedian.
Speaker 2 (20:46):
Not yet, but I believe it. Yeah, it's Philippe Asparza.
Speaker 1 (20:50):
Oh that's close. Back after this news radio eight forty whas.
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Speaker 2 (21:15):
Should I be concerned about this? So you got to
copy this and I got copy. It's the picture of
the homeless guy that's been violent.
Speaker 1 (21:22):
Yeah, I saw that.
Speaker 2 (21:24):
I kind of look like him. Look at this.
Speaker 1 (21:26):
Look at yeah, I look at look at his beard.
Speaker 3 (21:30):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (21:30):
I believe. Let's go ahead and run the trailer baby
raging fool.
Speaker 4 (21:34):
Yeah, ah, baby raging fool that came out in February.
Speaker 2 (22:21):
Hey, Felipe, how you doing, man?
Speaker 3 (22:24):
I'm good, man, I'm good.
Speaker 2 (22:26):
It's great to hear from you. Felipe. I gotta ask you, man.
You are not to ask you about I want you
to talk about this. You are the prime example of
hard work, faith and keeping your eye on the prize
because at one point, Man talk about having a rough
You're the son of an immigrant, you had to learn
English just to help your parents. You join a gang,
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you get addicted to drugs. Your life could have been
taken multiple times, but then a spiritual advisor push you
to get clean and you become a comedian. Man, what
a story, that old story? I mean, listen, man, much
respect to you, but talk about that if you if,
if you will for a second. Who got you to
pursue your dream?
Speaker 3 (23:10):
Oh? Man? First of all, when I was a kid,
I learned how to speak English watching six other Man.
Speaker 2 (23:16):
Are you serious? It's awesome? Are you serious? That is awesome?
Speaker 3 (23:20):
Woman? And Luke sa Hazard.
Speaker 2 (23:23):
Well you gotta be talking like us, Damman Kentucky. How
can you know?
Speaker 3 (23:28):
Man? I used to wear I used to wear one
of the Levi jackets, a little first fly.
Speaker 2 (23:36):
In the back, the denim jackets.
Speaker 3 (23:40):
Still welcome to people.
Speaker 2 (23:42):
There, Philippy, Philip Man.
Speaker 3 (23:48):
I had an uncle who looked exactly like cooler but
like in a horrible, horrible English actual you know what
(24:10):
it like? She can?
Speaker 1 (24:22):
But I bet you you obviously used comedy as uh
you know your outlet?
Speaker 3 (24:28):
Yes, man, my mom and dad didn't speak no English
and didn't even try to learn, and I learned English
and I would translate for them. And it was funny
because in class everybody's asking about flat polls too, and
I'm like, shoop me, how do you follow from an
extension on a phone bill.
Speaker 1 (24:49):
Or not translated correctly? He said, I should have the
burger and fries or whatever it.
Speaker 3 (24:53):
Is, yeah, or sometimes you know. I didn't know how
to translate like English words Spanish, so I would just
do it how my teacher was to do it. She
would just put all after every word, like your son
is not doing his homework though. So so my dad
(25:14):
had that spasms. Doctor, yes, spasm, And I said, my dad,
you have Dad, you have baccoes?
Speaker 2 (25:29):
Is that is that the Fred Sanford School of Learning Spanish.
Speaker 3 (25:34):
Yeah, we'll figure it out.
Speaker 2 (25:38):
As far as is our guest man, The Raging Full,
it's out on Netflix. Uh, but the tour starts. I
looked up tour dates. Man, you're doing a lovel date
in December, so I just looked that up. That's I
can't wait to see you there. But is there a story?
And if I got this wrong, just call me a
fool and get on with it. But did you did
you bite somebody's ear off?
Speaker 3 (26:00):
Oh? Yeah, man?
Speaker 2 (26:01):
Is that true?
Speaker 3 (26:02):
Right?
Speaker 2 (26:04):
I gotta hear this story?
Speaker 3 (26:05):
What did Van Gold days?
Speaker 1 (26:11):
He is hungry?
Speaker 2 (26:12):
Is a Van Gold day?
Speaker 3 (26:16):
And I didn't before Tyson, by the way.
Speaker 2 (26:18):
You're right, so you hang on.
Speaker 1 (26:20):
The question is what did he do to get his.
Speaker 3 (26:23):
Oh? Man, he had me. He had me in a
like a choke hold or the next you know, like
how some he just randomly walked up to me and
grabbed my neck. I didn't even know he wanted to
fight me, and he was holding on by my neck.
He wouldn't let go, and I finally got his head
and I got it closer enough to my mouth, and
(26:43):
then I was in purple and I just took a
bite of it.
Speaker 2 (26:48):
Did it taste like chicken?
Speaker 3 (26:52):
I wish I had a lemon?
Speaker 2 (26:57):
So you're a big Dodgers fan. And another story I
got out you. I don't know if it's true or not,
but so you get sober and you're working for the Dodgers,
cleaning out seats, whatever it might be. And comedian Elaine
Boosler goes to a lot of the games and she
encouraged you to chase comedy. Is there truth to that
or is that just yes, yeah, okay?
Speaker 3 (27:19):
To see her, she's to sit right behind the dodger dugout,
and she would to go to my stand to buy
a beer, and I will always serve her at the
cash here. And I told her the comedian, and she
just told me just keep writing, keep writing, and perform
every day. Like, perform every day, even if it's seven
people in a room or eight. You need an audience
(27:40):
to get better.
Speaker 2 (27:42):
Did you ever did you really believe that that would
happen to me? Because very humble beginning beginnings, you had
everything up against you, man, and thank god you survived it.
Did you ever think that you would be a comedy
success like you are?
Speaker 3 (27:56):
Never? Man, just be working a regular job and doing
comed down the side.
Speaker 2 (28:02):
Well, listen, I want to talk about uh, I want
to talk about a friend of ours. We have a
mutual friend. I'm actually in business with him, is Alex Raymondo.
And oh yeah, yeah, we're I'm I'm not I'm not partners.
I'm not partners with him. And Ron White, the wife
and I are in Number one tequila. They said they
(28:23):
needed an unfunny guy and I fit the fit the mode,
so I joined him. But great tequila, number one tequila.
But uh, I believe Alex told me at one time,
and if he's not, I'll make fun of him. He
had something to do with your first stand up special right.
Speaker 3 (28:39):
Yes, As a matter of fact, he didn't know about
it because he because he must. You know how, I'm
pretty sure you've done and that you you you had
the phone to somebody and then just you help somebody out,
but without even crying. And it happened. Him and I
were doing the show in DC at the at the
(29:00):
Lincoln Center. We're doing a big show. Cool and they
they he was talking to Ron White on the phone
and then he hung up. And then and then I
told him that I want to do a one hour special.
And then he called his manager right away, and I
didn't know. Three days later, I had a call and
(29:20):
he goes, hey, you want to do your one hour
special next week? And I was like, wow, next week already.
That's okay.
Speaker 2 (29:28):
That's a lot of pressure, though, Felipe, you're talking, I mean, because.
Speaker 1 (29:33):
That's uh yeah, but think about that. I mean, he
didn't have to do that.
Speaker 2 (29:39):
Uh, he did.
Speaker 1 (29:40):
He did that for you. I'm sure that you you've
made it. You made it to where you are now.
You you're looking for other young comedians to help out also,
I assume.
Speaker 3 (29:49):
Yeah, yeah. I Sometimes I get a call from Ralph
Barbosa and we talk about we go over his material,
we will go over my material and we tag each
other's Jocob.
Speaker 2 (30:02):
Well, okay, so you can have a lot of success,
and you are quite successful when it comes to stand
up comedy. The tour is kicking off, by the way,
he'll be here in December. I just look that up
at the Louisville Comedy Club. But it's quite another. Recognition
comes with with appearances in movies like you've You've done
movies with Polly Shore, You've done with Eddie Murphy, Jonah Hill,
(30:24):
You've been on a superstore you do You're a regular
with Tim Allen on his new show Shifting Gears. How
much does that change your life? If you're out with
a girlfriend, wife, whatever it might be. Uh, do people
come up and recognize your immediately?
Speaker 3 (30:40):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (30:40):
They do.
Speaker 3 (30:41):
I was at a wedding with my niece. My niece
got married to Zach Callahan. No, you got married in Richmond, Indiana. Yeah,
but they're from but they're from Indianapo. Her husband from Indianapolis,
and she's from Arcanum, Ohio. That's what I said. By
(31:03):
a dodge by Gordon. It's all town. It's played day
in Ohio.
Speaker 2 (31:08):
Oh date. Yeah, that's like three hours three hours from
More we're at right now.
Speaker 3 (31:12):
Yeah, that's where she's she's from a small town and
they got married there. And yeah, but my point I
was talking.
Speaker 1 (31:20):
About, so look there's ways. Uh, the guy always remembered
the teaching chong bit in their movie. I think he
was up in smoke where the the his friends are
relative called ice on themselves so they could get a
free ride to the wedding. Remember they're all dressed for
a wedding and they got a.
Speaker 3 (31:39):
Free ride to h Yeah, that's hilarious. So I remember that.
Speaker 1 (31:43):
Yeah, right, So I said that was funny. He made
they made something negative into a positive. I'm sure that
you have a lot. Do you have any ice? You
know it's sometimes it's very sad story, but I'm sure
you have some in your material.
Speaker 3 (31:56):
See. Yeah. Actually, when when Donald Trump said that he's
gonna all for a thousand dollars to South deport I said,
I'm gonna hold off for five thousand dollars or two tickets.
You know what, they lose, I'll leave after the game.
Speaker 2 (32:13):
Leave after the game.
Speaker 3 (32:14):
If they're losing in the half corner, I'll leave early.
Been horrible Hope for a decade. I remember one time
I left the game early. I think I saw Derek
Carr in a freeway.
Speaker 2 (32:31):
Hey Felipe, So we've talked about your movies, we talked
about television, talked about your stand up. Let's talk about
the podcast, baby, two of them, What's Up Full and
also history for foods. I think it's interesting because you
might hear somebody famous on it, or you might just
you might just hear a homeless guy that you run into.
You put everybody on this stand podcast, right.
Speaker 3 (32:52):
Yeah, I've had people from par Rodriguez to the incredible
Hope who walks around Hollywood Boulevard for money.
Speaker 2 (33:02):
Well listen, Filippe, you're out on the road. The tour
kicks off June seventh in Tulsa, Oklahoma. We're one of
the last dates. Look for him in Louisville, Kentucky at
the Louisville Comedy Club December eleventh through the thirteenth. Hey
Man listen. It's good catching up with you, Felipe.
Speaker 1 (33:19):
Thanks you for your time.
Speaker 3 (33:21):
Thank you by the police pull me over death, Do
you have anything funny illegal? I look at my cousin,
I ran.
Speaker 1 (33:29):
I won't see you.
Speaker 2 (33:29):
Man.
Speaker 1 (33:31):
Yeah, light he's the king of the one liners.
Speaker 2 (33:38):
I love it man.
Speaker 1 (33:39):
Thank you brother. Safe travels on your tour.
Speaker 2 (33:41):
Man. We'll see pee.
Speaker 1 (33:43):
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Back after this on news Radio eight forty w chance.
Speaker 2 (34:23):
The Kila Sunrise sounds pretty darn good right about now.
If you ask me, share that Taquila sunrise with Terry
Miners as he comes on at three PM to day, like,
Terry Miners, what do you say me though, I'm late
for work every day.
Speaker 5 (34:37):
So let's say three fifteen.
Speaker 2 (34:39):
Three fifteen, that's how it was in the.
Speaker 5 (34:42):
Old days, and Perky would show up, a yeah, here's
what it would sound like for people that have listened
to the station that many years has show started at
five am. Yeah, we'll play music out of the news.
Oh really, Then about five oh eight, then another song
would come on, five twelve, five sixteen, and here's what
you'd hear. Five sixteen. A record would fade out, and
then you'd hear come on, come on, come on with everybody,
(35:06):
Wayne Perky.
Speaker 2 (35:07):
Here, here's here's my favorite Wayne Perky uh comment that
I asked him. And by the way, I hope that
Nick Coffee who is going to be taking over mornings
on WHS it's not listening. I was doing mornings on
the Fox. It was my second morning show I've done.
I used to do QMF mornings like you did.
Speaker 5 (35:26):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (35:27):
But anyway, I'm really tired. It's about seven o'clock in
the morning. I walk into the kitchen we had there
at the old studios and there's Wayne Perky And I said, Wayne,
how long does it take to get used to this?
He goes these hours? I said, yeah, he goes. You
never do no, You never do no. We talked about
that yesterday. Well he'd shave because he did the weather
(35:48):
on TV and.
Speaker 5 (35:51):
You'd see him in his face would be mutilated and
they're like, what were you in a knife fight?
Speaker 2 (35:55):
Oh? Just get ready to be Wayne Perky Weather back. Hey,
make sure you join us Friday. This Friday at Grill
Masters supply, the Hogfather's gonna be cooking up barbecue. It's
a free lunch Friday with Tony and Dwight. But very
special guest is gonna be there. His name is Tony Cruz.
It's gonna be his farewell luncheon and it's for free.
(36:18):
These guys are absolutely the best when it comes to
cooking barbecue. Their competition barbecues, you're gonna love them. Well,
that does it for us. We'll see you, Manana. But
on behalf of Terry Miners, Rick and Tony Venetti. This
is dwy Witt and saying we'll see you Manana, and
I love you Ma,
Because we're in your car at work. The Dwight always
does the foot pedals on that song.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Yes, I did the.
Speaker 1 (00:09):
Business. We call it the top of the hour. In
case the show open, It's Tony and Dwight Show, brought
you by the Kentucky Office of Highway Safety. Please buckle
up and put the phone down.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
The comedian Felipe as far As is going to join
the show at the bottom of the hour. Very funny guy.
He's got a brand new comedy, specially out raging fool.
But we want to invite you out this Friday. Baby,
It's a free lunch Friday. Grill Master supply the hog
Father's Competition Barbecue is gonna be cooking up all kinds
(00:41):
of barbecues forrest ribs. We'll get the entire best. They're
the best. They're the best. Come on bye. Plus, it
is the Tony Cruz Farewell Show. We're gonna say bye
to our very own Tony Cruise.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
All right, dude, Well, when people put up this stuff
for auction, don't they know people are kind of dirty minded?
Like looking at Dwight, you said dirty minded and you
just you stopped what you were doing and the glasses
were down by his nose. I took him anyway, and
I saw him above the computer screen. Are you talking
(01:16):
to me?
Speaker 2 (01:16):
Dirty minded? What were we? Okay?
Speaker 1 (01:18):
You know who Jennifer Gray is.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
That's old man Gray's kid. Uh.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
Do you know the movie Dirty Dancing?
Speaker 2 (01:25):
Yeah? I know that. Let me look her up.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
Rick, You remember Dirty Dancing nineteen eighty seven. Oh yeah,
Well it was one of those phenomenons. They thought it
would be a cute little movie that might make some money,
and it was the biggest movie of the summer.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
I believe. Oh yeah. Soundtrack.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
Yeah, the boy the star of the Patrick Swavey had
a huge hit that was like number one for months.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
Oh yeah, well, the whole damn album, the soundtrack, right,
couldn't get up. I know who she is? Yeah, she
was the one.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
That she far Fielder's sister.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
She's the war that he caught.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
Yes, correct, we got the people had been trying you
to catch.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
We got to re create that, yeah, we do.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
No, nobody puts baby in the corner, damn. No.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
You know what my favorite thing are out of all
the things and Dirty Dancing. You know what what stuck
out with me the most is there's a fat guy
that would play cards with his shirt off off fat
and hurry yes, and he would like send signals with
the like Ntani Wall Big Sid was his name.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
All those places were closing at the time because in
most of the people that were going to see it
were women because they love and remember at that time
in eighty seven, you go back twenty years in the sixties,
those places, those summer vacations were huge. Everybody went there
for the summer and they did play cards, they did
learn how to dance, They would go canoeing and they
do all that stuff. So, uh, Jennifer Grays, this is
(02:50):
where I'm going with these. You know, you know who's
gonna buy these shorts? We're weird dudes. Here he is,
Jennifer Gray's famous shorts from Dirty Dancing, the pig pink
nylon copezial briefs that she wore are up for sale.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
Why those aren't just shorts? Then they're sniffing shorts.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
Oh stop it, See this is what I mean, right,
you know, degenerates of the world are gonna be auctioning
on this. They didn't do this by.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
A you know what I stand corrected. Then they're shorts
their special occasion sniffs.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
Right, uh, they are up for grabs.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
Okay, I had to look it up. What you know
the answer?
Speaker 1 (03:32):
Stop?
Speaker 2 (03:33):
What was Patrick Swayzy's name in Dirty Dancing? The character?
Speaker 1 (03:37):
Oh darn it, I know this.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
I knew that the movie was super corny and hokey,
I didn't know it was this super.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
What was his name?
Speaker 2 (03:47):
Oh gosh, hey, my name is Johnny Castle.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
Johnny Castle. Hey, that's right, hey, Johnny Castle. But he
was a he was a real He was a dancer.
Actually before he came he went into movie. He had
bad knees.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
And then a roadhouse his name was James Dalton.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
I almost said Dalton, but I said that's not right.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
They called him. Yeah, they went by Dalton.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
But Johnny Castle. Now it's coming back. So he the
famous scene where he jumps, Remember he jumps off the
stage and his legs are kind of spread out and
he lands and he does the slow dance off the
middle of the room. Well, they did that scene over
and over again, and his knees were shot at. There
was something about a torn ligaments and stuff, and he
(04:35):
was in major pain.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
He fractured an ankle, yes, and.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
He kept doing the scene over and over again because
he was that tough guy from Texas.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
Theal There was a series on Netflix or whatever that
you and I watched, and it would tell the behind
the scenes story of die Hard of all these different
eighty movies, and it was really interesting. The die Hard
one was great. It was great because they didn't want
Bruce Willis.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
He thought he was a comedy actor.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
As a matter of fact, they took him off the poster. Yeah,
and only put him back on the poster.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
Until until, no, until they did the pre previews like
we used to do. They did the previews and people
were cheering. Yeah, they laughed at the beginning that Bruce
Willis was a hero. And by the end of the
movie they were cheering and they're like, put Bruce Willis
back on the post.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
What are franchised? That was But going back to the
they did one on Dirty Dancing as well, and it
was really interesting. It was but I think he had
a fractured ankle. Yeah, he jumps off the stage and
he starts to back after stuff and they kept on
the text and I think he either rode his ankle
or fractured it. But he did. Like that. Entire last
scene was shot with him and pain.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
They even write the story, knowing dirty people like Dwight
are going.
Speaker 2 (05:45):
To buy this, They write, how much is it? Hang on?
Speaker 1 (05:48):
Nobody puts baby in the corner, and after the auction,
nobody's putting baby shorts in dirty laundry. In the dirty laundry,
the pink shorts from Jennifer Gray's famously worn in the
dance rehearsal scene and Dirty Dancing are up forbid. Prop Store,
a global entertainment memorabilia auctioneer, is hosting the auction online.
(06:08):
Jennifer's pink nylon Capezio briefs size medium twelve. Not that
any buyer would be looking to put them on for sure.
The auction is live. The auction is live, and it's
up till June eleventh to bid on it. I'm sure
there's other dirty dancing memorabilia, but they concentrated on the
(06:31):
hot girl's shorts. Yeah, but not by accident.
Speaker 2 (06:34):
I just wonder how much Johnny Castle's tidy whiteyes are hey,
Jenny Castle?
Speaker 1 (06:41):
And you know what, you know, the dad was supposed
to be the jerk and all this, The dad was
a pretty good dad. If you watch the movie again,
you're like when you were a kid or you're a
teenager when we watch that movie. It was eighty seven.
I graduated that year from high school, and we're all like, well,
it's a Dan of jerk. Now you're watch it and
you're like, Dan was right on everything.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
On every What was the surf movie? I'm all going
to that's a point break. I want to find out
if Patrick swayze you ever had like a normal guy
name in any.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
Of these Point Break Body. His name was Body. I
had it Body.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
I wonder if there's ever been a Patrick Swayzey movie
where he.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
Has You gotta admit, Point Break was one of the
coolest movies ever.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
Okay, Ghost Ghosts. His name was Sam Wheat.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
Johnny Utah was the name of Johnny Utah was the
name of the other guy.
Speaker 2 (07:28):
You're right, Sam Wheat was ghost.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
Sam Wheat and that movie took over. He was a
very People loved Patrick Swayzey. Now he did an awful
movie called Next of Kin that took place in Kentucky. Awful.
Speaker 2 (07:44):
Great. He they take a bus up to the big
town of Chicago. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
I didn't like the portrayal of Kentucky.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
I mean it made it.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
It made us look like nineteen thirty seven down in
the haller, and I was like, that's not what the
haller looks like today.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
Well, that's that's every movie. It's like, you know, it's
not like NASA ever has a problem. They say, get
Kentucky on the phone.
Speaker 1 (08:07):
They drove the school bus up to kill a bunch
of Chicago mafia guys and they're doing all of the
country stuff. So he brings a busload to snap that.
Liam Neeson and Patrick Swaydey was what was the.
Speaker 3 (08:22):
Name of that movie?
Speaker 1 (08:23):
Next of Kin, Next of Ken, I guarantee it something.
I don't know why this is popping into my head.
I can't remember what the meeting I have after this show, Like,
I can't remember which salesperson I'm social to media. But
Next of Kin is popping out. Next Johnny Utah uh
is popping up, Brody is po body is popping up.
(08:46):
It's crazy and Red Hot Chili Peppers were in Point
Break two. They're the bad surfers and they get beat
up by Johnny Utah and Brody.
Speaker 2 (08:55):
Truman Gates was his name. That's not too much of
a stupid name.
Speaker 1 (08:58):
Yeah, they try to mess with Johnny Utah and here
comes Brody.
Speaker 2 (09:03):
You don't mess with Johnny Utah, especially when he's undercover
and his handler is Gary Busey.
Speaker 1 (09:10):
And this thing was he was a he was a
big time college football quarterback, real famous, and he blew
his knee out in a bowl game. So everybody knew
who he was. But he was an undercover cop.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
Except for body. Body knew body was.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
And who was who was? Who was Johnny Utah's partner.
Speaker 2 (09:25):
That's why I said his handler was Gary Busey.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
Gary, I'm sorry I missed that part. Gary Busey before
he went Gary Busey Golley and was at My Bachelor.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
He's a that job, Okay.
Speaker 1 (09:36):
So Jennifer Gray's famous shorts go to uh prop Store.
Prop Store a global entertainment memorabilia auctioneer. I bet you
can find all kinds of stuff there.
Speaker 2 (09:48):
Well, listen, I love my mom, and every time in
the show, I say love you, ma.
Speaker 1 (09:54):
So what's the same thing that every person tells my
mother and your when they meet them, that.
Speaker 2 (10:02):
Your angels and God bless you, God bless you, God
bless you every time we go out.
Speaker 1 (10:07):
So I bless you for being his mother.
Speaker 2 (10:09):
Whenever we go out. Susan and I every single time,
without failure, somebody's gonna come up and they're gonna say,
you're an angel. You put up with him, you're an angel,
And my response is always, well, Lucifer was an angel.
Speaker 1 (10:23):
That's right, that's true. No people walk by me on
graduation day and shook my parents' hands instead of mind congratulations.
Speaker 2 (10:32):
Did I tell you that?
Speaker 1 (10:33):
Like, Hey, I'm here too, I'm the one that actually graduated.
Speaker 2 (10:35):
I tell you that. In December, when we were at
Shady Rays doing the live broadcast, Ethan Almighty and Jeff
was there and they were walking out and they were
walking through like j C. Pennies or one of these stores, Macy's,
whatever it was. They were walking out that way as
my mom was walking in and she noticed Ethan and
she walked up and she introduced herself this way. Oh
(10:59):
my gosh, Almighty, let me introduce myself. I'm Susan Tyler
Whitten's mother in law. True story.
Speaker 1 (11:08):
It's crazy. I don't blame her, but we told you, mom,
it was payoff someday. Ha ha.
Speaker 2 (11:14):
We and her jokes won't get you anywhere in life.
Take that, missus, but thank you. Hey, Well, have you
ever thought that your mom was a bad mom. Step aside.
Listen to this Russian mom. Her name is Fedlana m
comes from the Daily Mail. She's been detained by authorities
after she allegedly hired a contract killer to take out
(11:36):
her twelve year old daughter. Reports say this fed Lana
paid a hit man one thousand, two hundred and sixty dollars.
I don't know what that translates into rubles? All lean on, Rick, Rick,
what does that mean a rubles? I had thousand rubles? Uh? Anyway,
she she paid one thousand, two hundred and sixty dollars
to have her daughter drowned because she.
Speaker 1 (11:57):
Was fed Oh god, I don't like these.
Speaker 2 (11:59):
She was fed up with constant arguing between the two.
You like the ending. But because of the constant arguing
between the two of them, the daughter was said to
have overheard the mom's plan. But things backfired when the
man that she hired, yes, promised to protect the girl
to the girl in the custody, and it was like
a movie.
Speaker 1 (12:19):
Yeah, this is like a movie. Like a Special Forces
guy was like, no, I'm not going to.
Speaker 3 (12:22):
Kill your daughter.
Speaker 1 (12:23):
I'm gonna protect her.
Speaker 2 (12:24):
It's the old soft hearted contract killer. Sure he loves
to kill people, but his heart is open to this
little girl.
Speaker 1 (12:34):
I do have a I thought I had a story
about some Russian named their daughter something stupid, and I
think she's in jail or something like that. It's crazy.
What was it was something? Something? Something putin here? It
is no Germany, sorry, same thing, No kidding. German baby
is named Richie rich Putin.
Speaker 2 (12:56):
Rich Rich.
Speaker 1 (12:57):
My child in Germany is saddled with the maternity. There
is at one of the hospitals the number one worst
baby name ever.
Speaker 2 (13:04):
Her uh her uncle Scrooge McDuck mcconnor weighed in on this.
Speaker 1 (13:10):
Somehow authorities misbanning the name Richie rich Putin. It's a
combination of actor Macaulay Culkin in the nineteen nineties classic
movie Richie Rich and the last name of the Russian
president Vadimir. The Reddit users spilled the beans, saying I
used to think the name laws were strict in Germany.
I have another story that will do later. There are
(13:31):
many There are a lot of countries that you don't understand.
They have laws you can't name your child that we
we need.
Speaker 2 (13:37):
We may have to push that story tomorrow because we
have comedian Philippip Pipe okay, as far as at the
bottom of the hour, but we actually need that in
America to say, oh no, that's not a real name. Yeah.
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Rick? Or what says the guy that had a license
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Anthony and one was Tony, so I had a choic
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Speaker 2 (16:20):
Wait for it, way is.
Speaker 1 (16:25):
Seeing about that tylan All story we did earlier. Now
you know, one thing happens and the whole world changes.
The guy that tried to light his shoe on fire
on a plane, one dude, All of us have to
take our shoes off still to get on a plane.
Tilan Hall was picked by whoever. But James Lewis was
(16:50):
accused of it. They had no proof, so he was
never charged. Doesn't look like it. Well, he was charged,
I'm sorry, but he denied anything. He did not go
to prison or anything like that. But right now Netflix
has a documentary on this guy. Because in nineteen eighty two,
we all remember that that's old enough, but it scared
(17:11):
the crap out of everybody that somebody was putting cyanide
laced pills in the Tilenall bottles. Hence afterwards the protective seals,
the child proof tops. It's weird because the new norm
happens so quick. Well, we just got used to having
okay twisted around to where the arrow is, and now
(17:32):
it to come off or you got to push down
turn and then has the seal underneath, and then there's cotton.
Sometimes it takes five minutes to get your damn medication
out of the bottle. But one incident in nineteen eighty two,
and then, by the way, it was everywhere right, it
wasn't I think it was not just why am I
thinking Chicago? Oh it was Chicago. It was Chicago, and
(17:55):
people just stopped buying Tilenof for a little while. It
was crazy. But now there's a Netflix case called Cold Case,
and they're interviewing this James Lewis, which says he didn't
do it, But the filmmakers said they had to build
the trust with Lewis to promise him to treat him
as a human being so I don't know how they might.
He must be entertaining enough to have a documentary. Now again,
(18:17):
this changed everything. In every single bottle we open everything,
that's the deal. The worst thing we had to worry
about as kids or parents at that point was flintstones.
Vitamins came in and they were all sugar in these
little sugar palettes, right so you would, you know, and
(18:37):
they all look like the flintstones. And at one point
some kid would start eating fifty of them because it
was like candy. They did enough vitamins for two months.
But that was like the worst thing we had to
to worry about. And when you think about it, how
many pictures of us as small kids are under the sink.
(19:00):
I mean, we all have pictures of the nineteen seventies.
We were under the sink plane with ajax and cleaners
and chlorox, and our parents thought it was the cutest
thing ever. That's why they took pictures. But that was
our We didn't We didn't child proof a house. Everyone's
(19:21):
driving around now, going I have one of those pictures
of me under the sink. Our parents didn't care where
we were playing as long as they weren't bothering them.
So we're gonna have a comedian here. In about ten
or so minutes, Dwight is going to talk to him
about what's going on being a comedian at all. But
(19:42):
we're going to take a short break and we'll come back.
What do we I think we have? Sorry, okay, no,
that's okay, No, we're good.
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Speaker 1 (20:43):
You got the pronunciation of said comedian.
Speaker 2 (20:46):
Not yet, but I believe it. Yeah, it's Philippe Asparza.
Speaker 1 (20:50):
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Speaker 2 (21:15):
Should I be concerned about this? So you got to
copy this and I got copy. It's the picture of
the homeless guy that's been violent.
Speaker 1 (21:22):
Yeah, I saw that.
Speaker 2 (21:24):
I kind of look like him. Look at this.
Speaker 1 (21:26):
Look at yeah, I look at look at his beard.
Speaker 3 (21:30):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (21:30):
I believe. Let's go ahead and run the trailer baby
raging fool.
Speaker 4 (21:34):
Yeah, ah, baby raging fool that came out in February.
Speaker 2 (22:21):
Hey, Felipe, how you doing, man?
Speaker 3 (22:24):
I'm good, man, I'm good.
Speaker 2 (22:26):
It's great to hear from you. Felipe. I gotta ask you, man.
You are not to ask you about I want you
to talk about this. You are the prime example of
hard work, faith and keeping your eye on the prize
because at one point, Man talk about having a rough
You're the son of an immigrant, you had to learn
English just to help your parents. You join a gang,
(22:48):
you get addicted to drugs. Your life could have been
taken multiple times, but then a spiritual advisor push you
to get clean and you become a comedian. Man, what
a story, that old story? I mean, listen, man, much
respect to you, but talk about that if you if,
if you will for a second. Who got you to
pursue your dream?
Speaker 3 (23:10):
Oh? Man? First of all, when I was a kid,
I learned how to speak English watching six other Man.
Speaker 2 (23:16):
Are you serious? It's awesome? Are you serious? That is awesome?
Speaker 3 (23:20):
Woman? And Luke sa Hazard.
Speaker 2 (23:23):
Well you gotta be talking like us, Damman Kentucky. How
can you know?
Speaker 3 (23:28):
Man? I used to wear I used to wear one
of the Levi jackets, a little first fly.
Speaker 2 (23:36):
In the back, the denim jackets.
Speaker 3 (23:40):
Still welcome to people.
Speaker 2 (23:42):
There, Philippy, Philip Man.
Speaker 3 (23:48):
I had an uncle who looked exactly like cooler but
like in a horrible, horrible English actual you know what
(24:10):
it like? She can?
Speaker 1 (24:22):
But I bet you you obviously used comedy as uh
you know your outlet?
Speaker 3 (24:28):
Yes, man, my mom and dad didn't speak no English
and didn't even try to learn, and I learned English
and I would translate for them. And it was funny
because in class everybody's asking about flat polls too, and
I'm like, shoop me, how do you follow from an
extension on a phone bill.
Speaker 1 (24:49):
Or not translated correctly? He said, I should have the
burger and fries or whatever it.
Speaker 3 (24:53):
Is, yeah, or sometimes you know. I didn't know how
to translate like English words Spanish, so I would just
do it how my teacher was to do it. She
would just put all after every word, like your son
is not doing his homework though. So so my dad
(25:14):
had that spasms. Doctor, yes, spasm, And I said, my dad,
you have Dad, you have baccoes?
Speaker 2 (25:29):
Is that is that the Fred Sanford School of Learning Spanish.
Speaker 3 (25:34):
Yeah, we'll figure it out.
Speaker 2 (25:38):
As far as is our guest man, The Raging Full,
it's out on Netflix. Uh, but the tour starts. I
looked up tour dates. Man, you're doing a lovel date
in December, so I just looked that up. That's I
can't wait to see you there. But is there a story?
And if I got this wrong, just call me a
fool and get on with it. But did you did
you bite somebody's ear off?
Speaker 3 (26:00):
Oh? Yeah, man?
Speaker 2 (26:01):
Is that true?
Speaker 3 (26:02):
Right?
Speaker 2 (26:04):
I gotta hear this story?
Speaker 3 (26:05):
What did Van Gold days?
Speaker 1 (26:11):
He is hungry?
Speaker 2 (26:12):
Is a Van Gold day?
Speaker 3 (26:16):
And I didn't before Tyson, by the way.
Speaker 2 (26:18):
You're right, so you hang on.
Speaker 1 (26:20):
The question is what did he do to get his.
Speaker 3 (26:23):
Oh? Man, he had me. He had me in a
like a choke hold or the next you know, like
how some he just randomly walked up to me and
grabbed my neck. I didn't even know he wanted to
fight me, and he was holding on by my neck.
He wouldn't let go, and I finally got his head
and I got it closer enough to my mouth, and
(26:43):
then I was in purple and I just took a
bite of it.
Speaker 2 (26:48):
Did it taste like chicken?
Speaker 3 (26:52):
I wish I had a lemon?
Speaker 2 (26:57):
So you're a big Dodgers fan. And another story I
got out you. I don't know if it's true or not,
but so you get sober and you're working for the Dodgers,
cleaning out seats, whatever it might be. And comedian Elaine
Boosler goes to a lot of the games and she
encouraged you to chase comedy. Is there truth to that
or is that just yes, yeah, okay?
Speaker 3 (27:19):
To see her, she's to sit right behind the dodger dugout,
and she would to go to my stand to buy
a beer, and I will always serve her at the
cash here. And I told her the comedian, and she
just told me just keep writing, keep writing, and perform
every day. Like, perform every day, even if it's seven
people in a room or eight. You need an audience
(27:40):
to get better.
Speaker 2 (27:42):
Did you ever did you really believe that that would
happen to me? Because very humble beginning beginnings, you had
everything up against you, man, and thank god you survived it.
Did you ever think that you would be a comedy
success like you are?
Speaker 3 (27:56):
Never? Man, just be working a regular job and doing
comed down the side.
Speaker 2 (28:02):
Well, listen, I want to talk about uh, I want
to talk about a friend of ours. We have a
mutual friend. I'm actually in business with him, is Alex Raymondo.
And oh yeah, yeah, we're I'm I'm not I'm not partners.
I'm not partners with him. And Ron White, the wife
and I are in Number one tequila. They said they
(28:23):
needed an unfunny guy and I fit the fit the mode,
so I joined him. But great tequila, number one tequila.
But uh, I believe Alex told me at one time,
and if he's not, I'll make fun of him. He
had something to do with your first stand up special right.
Speaker 3 (28:39):
Yes, As a matter of fact, he didn't know about
it because he because he must. You know how, I'm
pretty sure you've done and that you you you had
the phone to somebody and then just you help somebody out,
but without even crying. And it happened. Him and I
were doing the show in DC at the at the
(29:00):
Lincoln Center. We're doing a big show. Cool and they
they he was talking to Ron White on the phone
and then he hung up. And then and then I
told him that I want to do a one hour special.
And then he called his manager right away, and I
didn't know. Three days later, I had a call and
(29:20):
he goes, hey, you want to do your one hour
special next week? And I was like, wow, next week already.
That's okay.
Speaker 2 (29:28):
That's a lot of pressure, though, Felipe, you're talking, I mean, because.
Speaker 1 (29:33):
That's uh yeah, but think about that. I mean, he
didn't have to do that.
Speaker 2 (29:39):
Uh, he did.
Speaker 1 (29:40):
He did that for you. I'm sure that you you've
made it. You made it to where you are now.
You you're looking for other young comedians to help out also,
I assume.
Speaker 3 (29:49):
Yeah, yeah. I Sometimes I get a call from Ralph
Barbosa and we talk about we go over his material,
we will go over my material and we tag each
other's Jocob.
Speaker 2 (30:02):
Well, okay, so you can have a lot of success,
and you are quite successful when it comes to stand
up comedy. The tour is kicking off, by the way,
he'll be here in December. I just look that up
at the Louisville Comedy Club. But it's quite another. Recognition
comes with with appearances in movies like you've You've done
movies with Polly Shore, You've done with Eddie Murphy, Jonah Hill,
(30:24):
You've been on a superstore you do You're a regular
with Tim Allen on his new show Shifting Gears. How
much does that change your life? If you're out with
a girlfriend, wife, whatever it might be. Uh, do people
come up and recognize your immediately?
Speaker 3 (30:40):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (30:40):
They do.
Speaker 3 (30:41):
I was at a wedding with my niece. My niece
got married to Zach Callahan. No, you got married in Richmond, Indiana. Yeah,
but they're from but they're from Indianapo. Her husband from Indianapolis,
and she's from Arcanum, Ohio. That's what I said. By
(31:03):
a dodge by Gordon. It's all town. It's played day
in Ohio.
Speaker 2 (31:08):
Oh date. Yeah, that's like three hours three hours from
More we're at right now.
Speaker 3 (31:12):
Yeah, that's where she's she's from a small town and
they got married there. And yeah, but my point I
was talking.
Speaker 1 (31:20):
About, so look there's ways. Uh, the guy always remembered
the teaching chong bit in their movie. I think he
was up in smoke where the the his friends are
relative called ice on themselves so they could get a
free ride to the wedding. Remember they're all dressed for
a wedding and they got a.
Speaker 3 (31:39):
Free ride to h Yeah, that's hilarious. So I remember that.
Speaker 1 (31:43):
Yeah, right, So I said that was funny. He made
they made something negative into a positive. I'm sure that
you have a lot. Do you have any ice? You
know it's sometimes it's very sad story, but I'm sure
you have some in your material.
Speaker 3 (31:56):
See. Yeah. Actually, when when Donald Trump said that he's
gonna all for a thousand dollars to South deport I said,
I'm gonna hold off for five thousand dollars or two tickets.
You know what, they lose, I'll leave after the game.
Speaker 2 (32:13):
Leave after the game.
Speaker 3 (32:14):
If they're losing in the half corner, I'll leave early.
Been horrible Hope for a decade. I remember one time
I left the game early. I think I saw Derek
Carr in a freeway.
Speaker 2 (32:31):
Hey Felipe, So we've talked about your movies, we talked
about television, talked about your stand up. Let's talk about
the podcast, baby, two of them, What's Up Full and
also history for foods. I think it's interesting because you
might hear somebody famous on it, or you might just
you might just hear a homeless guy that you run into.
You put everybody on this stand podcast, right.
Speaker 3 (32:52):
Yeah, I've had people from par Rodriguez to the incredible
Hope who walks around Hollywood Boulevard for money.
Speaker 2 (33:02):
Well listen, Filippe, you're out on the road. The tour
kicks off June seventh in Tulsa, Oklahoma. We're one of
the last dates. Look for him in Louisville, Kentucky at
the Louisville Comedy Club December eleventh through the thirteenth. Hey
Man listen. It's good catching up with you, Felipe.
Speaker 1 (33:19):
Thanks you for your time.
Speaker 3 (33:21):
Thank you by the police pull me over death, Do
you have anything funny illegal? I look at my cousin,
I ran.
Speaker 1 (33:29):
I won't see you.
Speaker 2 (33:29):
Man.
Speaker 1 (33:31):
Yeah, light he's the king of the one liners.
Speaker 2 (33:38):
I love it man.
Speaker 1 (33:39):
Thank you brother. Safe travels on your tour.
Speaker 2 (33:41):
Man. We'll see pee.
Speaker 1 (33:43):
You got it man. All right, before we get out
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Back after this on news Radio eight forty w chance.
Speaker 2 (34:23):
The Kila Sunrise sounds pretty darn good right about now.
If you ask me, share that Taquila sunrise with Terry
Miners as he comes on at three PM to day, like,
Terry Miners, what do you say me though, I'm late
for work every day.
Speaker 5 (34:37):
So let's say three fifteen.
Speaker 2 (34:39):
Three fifteen, that's how it was in the.
Speaker 5 (34:42):
Old days, and Perky would show up, a yeah, here's
what it would sound like for people that have listened
to the station that many years has show started at
five am. Yeah, we'll play music out of the news.
Oh really, Then about five oh eight, then another song
would come on, five twelve, five sixteen, and here's what
you'd hear. Five sixteen. A record would fade out, and
then you'd hear come on, come on, come on with everybody,
(35:06):
Wayne Perky.
Speaker 2 (35:07):
Here, here's here's my favorite Wayne Perky uh comment that
I asked him. And by the way, I hope that
Nick Coffee who is going to be taking over mornings
on WHS it's not listening. I was doing mornings on
the Fox. It was my second morning show I've done.
I used to do QMF mornings like you did.
Speaker 5 (35:26):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (35:27):
But anyway, I'm really tired. It's about seven o'clock in
the morning. I walk into the kitchen we had there
at the old studios and there's Wayne Perky And I said, Wayne,
how long does it take to get used to this?
He goes these hours? I said, yeah, he goes. You
never do no, You never do no. We talked about
that yesterday. Well he'd shave because he did the weather
(35:48):
on TV and.
Speaker 5 (35:51):
You'd see him in his face would be mutilated and
they're like, what were you in a knife fight?
Speaker 2 (35:55):
Oh? Just get ready to be Wayne Perky Weather back. Hey,
make sure you join us Friday. This Friday at Grill
Masters supply, the Hogfather's gonna be cooking up barbecue. It's
a free lunch Friday with Tony and Dwight. But very
special guest is gonna be there. His name is Tony Cruz.
It's gonna be his farewell luncheon and it's for free.
(36:18):
These guys are absolutely the best when it comes to
cooking barbecue. Their competition barbecues, you're gonna love them. Well,
that does it for us. We'll see you, Manana. But
on behalf of Terry Miners, Rick and Tony Venetti. This
is dwy Witt and saying we'll see you Manana, and
I love you Ma,
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