Watching Lemmy & Keeping Up With Chris. 80's Fest. Billy's Birthday. Hi-Res Resurrection?

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Michelle Johnson, my friend from ShabbyAnimal Clinic. She is the fourth person
of a team of four that gotinstalled to watch Lemmy twenty four hours a
day. So now I'm awesome.So now I can relax. And uh,
you had to kind up a lotterysystem, didn't you for this?
Yeah? Boy, it's the moststressful part of going on vacation. It's

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now. So it's a girl namedHeather Minor. Uh, Michelle Johnson,
my brother Robert, and Kathy Tyleryoung. Four people sitting around the clock
so a Lemmy dog won't be alone. It's the only way I can enjoy.
I am glad that I ain't gladyou never had children. Yeah,
because you would be the worst helicopterparent. My kids would have been the

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biggest because you know, Lemmy's like, Wooo, I don't need four people
watching after me. Woh, thisis ridiculous. I can't even relax in
my own house. I can't feelmyself with four people in the house all
the time. Kids can take careof themselves. How can you talk?
How can you constantly live with thatstranger danger every time? Somebody? Why

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are you all? Why are y'allburying the lead? I never knew that
Tony Venetti speaks Canaan America, thankyou, wow and fluently. My I
know, thank you. I tookclasses. It wasn't very but with a
Southern dialect. I noticed. So, adding Michelle Johnson, she's actually a
veterinarian technicians. So they know thedeal with Lemmy. Right, Yeah,

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yeah, they've all been over there, They've been given the German commands.
We've practiced with them, long leathergloves, bite suit. It's like,
you know, we do have todo the dudes indults, because yes,
because it's like dating. You goout with my sister. Okay, we
ain't tell me she was bipolar.Right, So anytime that we're in the

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basement, he will pass you toturn the television on because he loves television.
The thing is, when you turnthe television on, he goes into
this violent rage of excitement. SoI got to show them he's not going
to attack you. He's just excitedabout television. And there's certain things you
can't watch, like Animal Planet.Yeah. Dogs, well the dog chooses
what they watch. Survivor, Survivorall the time. Okay, you know,

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if you got one of those streamings, one of those streaming services actually
has like twenty four hours. Yeah, Pluto, that's what we keep our
TV on. I don't want tobe mean, but you don't. Yeah,
I don't want to be mean.You don't. And I don't mean
this in a mean way. Butif you say something like that, you
say anything you want. Okay,how do you learn English mean in a

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mean way? In a mean way? No, no kidding everyone else in
the world. It has different languageslike English language. No, goot,
we have two different words from yes, yes, chili chilly chilly. All
right, So I don't want tobe mean, But if you if you've
ever had any experiences reading articles orkeeping up with Chris coleb the JCPS,

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a board member over the last decade. I don't know how long he's been
on that board, would just say, no, you know his name,
you know some of the stuff he'svoted for, and I've never seen a
picture of him, right, soI've never seen him. So I don't
want to be mean. But ifyou followed along with JCPS and Chris cole

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and the way he's head quote,remember during COVID, he was like public
enemy number one for people every soupset he wanted him to wear a mask
on top of a mask, ontop of a mask and never go back
to school. So people he wasnot surprised. He was not popular.
So if you know those stories andyou went to a sketch artist, like

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I saw his picture yesterday at WDRBdot com, okay, and I sort
of laughed out loud. Not becausehe's funny looking, it's just because that's
exactly what that's the executively what hewould look like. I tell he's got
the pretentio. He would hit aconversation and do the pretentious close his eyelids
while he's talking to you. Youcan see the lack of testosterone in the

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photograph. Again, I didn't sayany that stuff. I'm just saying that
is accurate. It's it's so him. It's just like, yeah, of
course that's what he looks like.Again, I don't want to be mean.
Well sometimes it's warranted, all right, So everyone's freaking out. I
had a good friend of mine yesterdaythat's a sports broadcaster. Well that's part
of the story. But they rememberthey were going to do two star times.

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Yes. Well, then JCPS cameback and said, look for fifty
schools we're going to have to doa third. So basically they're back to
where they started from last year.Seven o'clock, eight o'clock nine. Okay,
it's a serious question. Yeah,could you break down the diversity of
the bus drivers because that's very importantto Okay. So a local sportscaster buddy

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of mine has three kids. Hecalled me yesterday. He was like,
what am I supposed to do this? He goes, explain this to me,
because I know you guys talked aboutit all the time. He goes,
He goes, I have three kids, three different start times. Yeah,
one at seven o'clock, one onthe eight o'clock, one at nine
forty nine. You need to quityour job, is what you need to
do and just be. And thena lot of people that's what Pauliowne will
say is parents, you could justquit their job if the kids aren't that

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important to him your game games.So Chris cob is upset at the unified
stance that a lot of the principlestook at the board meeting Tuesday night against
the two proposed UH sets of starttimes, and the Principal's principles learn English

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and he and he sent out awhat I thought and described in my report
as a very sharply worded two pageletter to all the principles basically saying,
y'all need to take a look atyour actions and think about your job.
And some of you didn't do anythingthat she made doctor Polio look good.
The other it was tone deaf.It was tone deaf to the fact that

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you should the principles should be ableto go to the sports board meeting and
go and you all are out ofyour mind right and we can't do this,
like what are you doing? Theyshould be able to do that.
Now. I don't know if youdo it behind closed doors or not,
but they allowed them to talk tothe board, so I I thought it
was a passive aggressive and people,folks listening, You can make your own

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decision. The Courier Journal has theentire two pages better info. Read it
and judge for yourself. But youwould think that just my opinion as somebody
who's been a school parent and beenon a school board before myself out in
Texas, if you look out inthe crowd and you start seeing just about
every recognizable principle from middle school,high school, elementary school in the crowd

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and a bunch of them stand up. When one of the principles comes up
to speak about the start times,you might have a problem you need to
address. Only comment on this.This show and a collective of several other
organizations tried desperately to flip that schoolboard, but the Louisville, Kentucky voting
population just proved again that they're toostupid to do the right thing. So

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what do I care? I mean, they they empty by bank account with
their taxes and their property taxes andout my check. I hate that that
I have to contribute to the steamingpile of dog. Well, okay,
so I told my friend that calledin you know that called me yesterday.
I told him, I said,your kids will be the last generation that

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get bused to school. I said, you're because we decided we couldn't discipline
kids. Right, let me askyou this. Then they won't admit that.
When do we got our refronds?Since since bus the bus will go
away when wire our taxes come down? Will that be like immediately or like
two weeks? To quote to quoteyou guys on the things you've said before,
It will happen on May twenty first, twenty twenty yeah, all right.

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Lynn Family Stadium, Oh it's gonnabe fun, will host a two
day nineteen eighties rock festival this summer. I've already got my tickets. I'm
going. I've got all my eightiesgear from the eighties cruise. I'm going.
Hey, let's let's say it again, so Dwighton, we'll pay attention.
Lynn Family Stadium. I've seen it. Oh you've seen it. Yeah,

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it's actually the big down announcement isit started out as one day.
They've expanded it to too. Ihaven't seen that, so let me who
They may re review the lineup becauseI was I thought. The only reason
I'm doing the story is because foryou. I would not do this story
except for you. Let me seethe concert if they've if they've expanded the
lineup, Queens Okay Sunday's lineup.A Sunday's lineup includes Queen's Right, I'm

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there, La Guns Yes, ronKeel Band not heard of them, Trickster
Yes. The last rock concert Isaw before I went to the Army ninety
two is Warrant, Trickster and Fire. All right, Saturday will be Great
White Slaughter, Aldo, Nova Vixen. Enough's enough. I'm sorry enough Z
enough. Yeah, the Z,Pretty Boy Floyd and Nova Rex kind of

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underwhelming to me. Yes, it'svery underwhelming to me, even after expanding
for two days, Like I sawthe original lineup and like I'm already practicing
on my pack, my machine inthe basement tournament. I'm ready. What
I'm guessing would be general admission forYeah, it's three and twenty ticket.
And then the back half of it'snot a field, it's pitch. Just

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no, it's no, it's afield. It's it's a pitch, a
soccer pitch. You got a pitch, and whenever you go out on your
pitch, you gotta wear a kitAldonova will stay with you. Oh cool,
No, it's it's worth what somebodywill pay for it. And then
and then the ass end of thefield is two hundred and forty five dollars.
Well, and what they're doing thisyear at the back of the stadium.

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Yeah, John, I talked toJohn Floor. I talked to John
Linner yesterday. They said they learnedsome lessons from the Janet Jackson concert and
that concert tore up the field,the pitch almost so bad they had to
almost do a flour Safey what they'redoing. They're gonna they're gonna put the
stage in where most of the activityis gonna take place down at the closed

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end of the stadium, on allthe concrete down there by the goalie box.
Oh so that will help the pitch, Yes, it will. You
know it's a field and preserved pitch. You don't get it? Yeah,
okay, are you just going toa up with the English? Say on
the soccer end? Because what doyou call the thing you get into travel
from one floor to another? That'sit's a lift. You called a loo

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or you called it you that's thetoilet. That's I mean, just start
screaming at people saying you're gonna takethe elevator cash. Your question is do
the bathroom? Yes? The liftis the elevator. Hey, ask Big
Lou. He's had to cash youa question. I'd like to ask David
Beckham a question. Let me askyou a question. You're away, David,

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I'm gonna ask Tony a question ifyou don't lie, Tony after the
show, would you fancy a pintwith me? You want to go get
a beer? No? Would youfancy a pint after thee Because I don't
know what you're talking about. Ihave one with you. Okay, thanks
David. You know who hates this. The British called the field, the

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Germans, the German soccer fans calleda pitch. The French, the Germans
post Europeans and that. Let metell the seaman, Johnny were in this
studio. You go to speak America, you tell as yeah, wean't.
You just go ahead and use themetric system and that's what you want to
public. That's let me tell you. How many kilometers is he town from

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here? Yeah? Kilometers. JohnCrobb is going to be there. He
is sixty. He fronted uh uhMotley Crue for about a day. That's
right. He did while Vince wasin John, I'm underwhelmed by the August,
third and fourth. By the way, I'm still gonna go. It's
gonna be fun. I'm look,I'm glad. I'm glad they're doing something.

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I thing I have to. I'mglad they're doing something. But I
think, listen, you know,I think they could do something. I'll
throw on my retro eighty shady rays, my my checkerboard vans, my unp
corduroy shorts and a tank top,and I'm gonna go have fun. The
top forty songs in that whole lineup, No, right, Lynn Families,
Well, Queen's Rock, Silent Lucidity, Yeah, and Operation Mine Crime from

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them too. I don't know whenthat's it, so, but here's what
I'm saying. Lynn Family Stadium hasthe opportunity to become our River Bend or
Deer Creek during the summer. Weget skipped on all these great package shows
like the Tours, Were's, JourneySticks and somebody else. Right, they
pass over Louisville because we built thebig yard where we could have built an

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amphitheater. The Lynn Family Stadium couldbe our amphitheater. Start drawing on these
tickets. And that is a coollittle area, the Blue Oval South Korean
Fan Zone. It's could be cool, It really is. I need to
get out there and see them.They got good snow cones in that area.
Why is that South Korean Fan Zone? Because that's what SK is for.
I'm not going to say SK becausethey say Blue Oval s K south

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SK stands for South Korean. Whyare you abbreviating that, Yeah, you're
South Korea. You're showing your ignorance, Dave. It's a you're embarrassing yourself.
Is a Ford and South Korean initiativetogether. So why did you go
sk because that's the name of thecompany, Blue Oval South Korean. Okay,
look, I can't get the pictureof you at a tank top at

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flat top and the corduroy old schoolladies op shorts Ocean Pacific shorts. No
you don't, I do, Ido. I don't know if twice I
said, I said I never woreop I wore cut off jeans and I
had I had those. I dida pair of those for this cruise too.
So that might be day two.Day two might be the quick quick

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squirrel uh station trip to Jamaica.Tony Venedi his wife our president and his
wife the president of about four hundredradio stations. Oh boy, they're both
sitting on on lawn chairs right nextto each other. I come, I
sit down on a require and no, no, no, no. He

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comes out the door and he's boppinghis head because he's listening to his headphones,
the old school headphones. He's comingover and I go out loud,
I go look at this, youthis, And he looks like he's got
the cut off shorts. He comeson over and all of us are kind
of like, maybe won't see this, Maybe we won't see it. Plops

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down with his little pham little headphones, takes them off, spreads his legs
out, giant hole in his shouldgigantic out. It comes names, it
comes so here, so toddy grassme and he goes, come on,
and so where are we going?He goes, I'm taking a gift shop,
buying your short he bought me.Well, business is booming and China

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when it comes to a I deepfakes, No boy, there's a creative
mind, creative minded AI entrepreneur groupin China. It's found a way to
make serious money when it comes todeep fake technology. You know, it's
not porn. That's exactly where Ithought, you know, find somebody you
know it's not porn. Currently,there's at least six companies in China that

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are offering a deep fake avatars ofchickens, dead loved ones. Oh,
customers can interact with post mortem lovedones through AI. Well, they're not
perfect. The avatars are improving,but some of them are coming off robotic
and stiff. Well they are dead, so stiff would make sense. It

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still gives customers like sun Kai thechance to make a video call with his
dead mother every single week, eventhough she's been passed five years. Why
would you do that? My dad'sbeen dead twenty two or three years.
Your dad's been dead forty thirty fortyone years. Yes, and I get

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it, So you do that?They can have it. Looks like him,
sounds like him. And if youpunch in all the stuff that he
ever wrote or you knew about him, they could accurately come back with it.
So I really, what I wantis a mid forties mile. Man.
Tell me I'm a dumbass again.Oh no, you know why bad
things happen to you know why Dad? Because you're a dumb ass. You're
dumb. Why why I want that? Why would I want that? Plus

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it's creepy? No, No,he consider Sunkai's feelings. I don't care
about sun Kai. Sounds like ait's a soft drink. It kind of
does. Uh? They have Thisis a terrible, terrible idea. This
is a terrible idea. And ifyou if you were like, no,
I would like to talk to mygrandma again. No you don't. It's

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not them, man, Look whatdoes grandma think about that? What's creepy,
don't you think staring at okay forexample, a little okay, for
example, we just lost my uncle. We all know that. Yes,
So in his house there was apicture of him, and I said,
I want that, So I broughtit home and put her on a living
room. Sometimes I'll look at that. I'm like, yeah, it just

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brings you down. Why would youwant something like that to remind you?
I mean, it's not them.Well, the only way I think this
would be effective is, you know, I can't remember what comedian it said
said this, but you know yourdad is hard on you, and then
you have kids and then he becomesthis fun you know whatever, and you're
like, you try to explain toyour kids, that's not the man I

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grew up with. Don remember whatcomedian it was with a hilarious because that's
not the man I grow with.So, you know, so there would
be a sort of a value tome to be able to create John Benetti
for my son John Vannetti and go, okay, this is the guy.
Yeah, but how can I seventeen? How could a I take on the
personality because they already doing it withemails? Are you not following this at

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all? Okay, but here,so here. In my case, dad's
been gone forty one years, sothere's no emails. Okay, there's no
digital thumb prend but there's okay.You're right, you know, you're right.
There would be harder for your dad, but for for recent depths it
would be easier, like for Sunkylike white now refreshing drink. All right,
So Dwight, yeah, this isperfect few and I'm really thinking about

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you don't want. I know youdon't want. You can just let this
hear me out. Okay, Sothe new it's not new, they have
this so it's just an app.So it reviews all of your emailska,
okay, and then you just tellAI how this answer is. No,

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you do it for me. AIwill write a beautifully written email back to
the person, and it's ten timesbetter than whatever you would write to say
no to this person. Whatever.It's a dead giveaway. If something comes
up and it sounds articulate, there'strunctuation, somebody, Yeah, but it

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also takes consideration you are dumbass toit, certainly excelt so it will use
South end words. My stock answerto everything is sorry, We'll be about
sister in laws that night you saiddead give away. Please consider some feeling
son Kai man. Hey, listen, guys, let me ask you a
question. When you get off work, how do you feel. Are you

(19:06):
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