First Kid Advantages And Partner Makeovers

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It's the Valentine in the Morning replayWelcome to the breakfast table a Valentine in
the Morning. I laughed heartily.I helpe. It's respectful to say I
love you. The full show podcaststarts right now, one of four to
three, My fam, It isValentine in the Morning, just past five
o'clock on your Monday morning. It'sJune. What up with that? Yeah,

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welcome to it. Welcome to you, what welcome to you? Welcome
and good welcome, Thank you.Hi, John, it feels good to
be in June. I think,you know, like summer's here. Man.
I wish it'd be a little bitwarmer. I do ad meant but
waving this week, John, Yeah, and I'm kind of waiting for it.
Triple digits. Yeah, it's beentoo much, not even June gloom

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yet, but I guess too much. Meg Gray, No, I'm over
it, okay. I feel likethe seasons have been pushed back, like
it doesn't start getting colder till later. Recently, it doesn't start getting hotter
till later. I can do withoutthe hot I don't mind the gloominess.
Yeah, and this June gloom issupposed to be a thing as well as

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the heat. But so those likeawkward times where it's cold when you go
to the car in the morning,you maybe want to wear a flannel or
a jacket. Yeah, by noonit's so hot. Got your bush of
whims? Just get in your car, turn the heat on. Have you
ever see me wear a flannel?Huh? No, a man's man hoodie,
nothing beneath it. You don't wearanything uneath the flannel. I don't

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need that. I just get inthe car and say, I'll take the
cold. Bring me the cold allday long. You like I love the
cold. You see a mass youhave to cold is better for you.
Yeah, but even before I hada mess? Oh really, but maybe
you had ams? Didn't know youhad a mess. They said I had
a mess in high school? Didyou get mass? If you always had
a mess? Did you got ammess? What caused the get of the

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MSS that wasn't there before you gotepstein bar? Epstein Bar? What a
lousy bar. You never want tohave a drink at epstein Bar. Epstein
Bar? Is that motto? Yeah, they see a link with that?
Really with epstein Bar? I didn'tknow that. Yeah, I had mono
back in the day. Did notkiss anyone. It's known as the kissing
disease. I wasn't kissing anyone livefrom somebody's cup something like that, something

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like that, shared water bottles.Yeah yeah, I mean we're not going
to go into it, but Iknow the culprit, do you really?
You really stop it? Well,that's exciting. I don't know the exact
person, but I have come upwith his looks sound like right now?
Wait, so you don't know theperson, you're just picturing what the type

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of guy might be like. Yes, what is that? We were at
a dance camp, uh huh,and a bunch of dancers and a bunch
of cheerleaders got thick okay in mymind from a chef at the college we
were at during the camp. Youthink the chef, yes, was infecting
the food and that gave the epsteinbar. Do you think it could have

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been like maybe you grab the wrongwater bottle when you're out there in the
field dancing or something, Okay,grabbing the wrong one? Sure, yeah,
I wouldn't share with anybody like that. You could grabbed the wrong one.
Yeah, right, But it's interestingthat I was nowhere near the cheer
team. You know, I'm justwith my dance team the whole time,
grab their water bottle. But they'reon a whole different field. They're in
a different place, like the cheerleaders. So you grabbed the water bottle and

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the dance team. But yeah,but there weren't a whole lot. It
seem didn't get sick. It wasthe cheerleaders and me. We don't know
if they got sick or not.I wouldn't follow them throughout the entire process
of a camp. It's all differentdance teams there. It's not just you
from my specific school. Huh,my specific school. I don't know if
you can blame the chef, that'swhat I had to blame someone. You

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do, So I'm blaming this imaginarychef in the cafeteria at the school.
I don't even know if that's howit works. It's not. But I
didn't want to blame anybody else,so I just blamed this faceless person.
Who knows if it was even aman. It could have been a woman
back there. I don't know.How's your weekend? It's okay? Oh,
great? One a four to three, my family Valentine in the morning.

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My wife got back last night.She was out of town for tennis
all weekend long. So it wasa boy's weekend at my house. Dear
God, there's nothing more your friendas a married man of twenty six years
than Find my iPhone or Life threesixty. They both give you a decently
accurate amount of time to expect yourwife home based on her location services.

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Now, can you get an alertlike she's You can. Yeah, you
can set up that alert like whenshe leaves her location. Set up the
alert when she gets it within tenmiles of the house, one hundred miles
of the house. Whatever it is, it just got to clean it up.
There's dishes in the sink, there'sthis, there's that. You know,
we cooked some weird stuff. There'sthings that had to be picked up.
There's laundry laying around, dogs justwalking around, beer cans in their

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hands. This is a mess.This weekend. Your house was the frat
house. It's a mess, man. So you had to get it all
cleaned up. And there were thingsI said I would do. I said
I'd cleaned the garage. I didn'tstart that till Sunday morning. But you
did actually clean some of it,some of it. I always say to
clean the garage every weekend. Thatgarage. I will get in there.
That garage, it just stuff growsin there, you know what I mean.

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At our old house, we hadso much more room, and now
it's just like everything's just jammed inthere. I think I might have a
different kid in there too. Imight have another kid somewhere in the back
of that garage. Did you everclean out your garage? You had messes
in yours. It's like the onlything that fits in there is there's a
little cave from my car, butother than that, there was just so
much junk. And we're just waitingfor a weekend for my fiance to come

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out. My parents a gonna comeout. We're gona get one of those
big dumpsters. And just because I'mmoving soon so I can't leave anything behind.
And it's just it's just a bunchof You're getting married and then you're
going to live with your husband athis house. That makes sense right for
a lot of us. Yeah,you're gonna live there that first night as
a married couple. Yea, oncewe get back from Hawaii, carries your

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across the threshold. Oh he coulddo that, I think I will.
You seem like that type of girlto have him carry me over with uh
huh, you like that. Youalso wanted a guy to slay me up
against the wall one time. Youseem like you want to be handled.
Is that the wrong phrase? Idon't want to be handled. Okay,

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No, No, I didn't reallythink about him carrying me over. You've
walked across that threshold already. Butas husband and wife, maybe that's an
old thing that maybe you want totry flip the script. Carry him.
Oh, I can't pick him up, and everyone's stuck in the door.
If nobody does anything, someone's goingto carry somebody. I don't know if
I carried my wife or not.I can't remember, honestly. Yeah,

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my memory is not good with thatstuff. She'll ask me about things from
like early on in the marriage.I'm like, oh, yeah, I
remember that, you do remember?Like, yes, if you've wronged me,
I don't forget that. I willforget other what I consider inconsequential stuff
in my life. But if youhave ever first a married couple with your

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wife walking into your own Oh,that's not fair. You just made the
list. You just made the listwrong to be right there live on the
air. You just made the list. This is Valentine in the morning,
four three f nineties to now.I'm gonna tell you present that's your tropic

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with Valentine in the morning. Allright, thank you to Talia. It's
gonna get warmer later on this week. Doesn't look that bad right now they
talk about this big heat wave.Doesn't look that bad. But we'll see
how things go. And maybe theheat wave was exaggerated. Who knows.
Well, it depends where you live, right if you live in the valley,
if you live up by Jill Lancaster, Palmdale, Santa Creter area,
if you're out to Westlake Village,or if you're deep in oc In Empire,

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in Lan Empire, Riverside. Soit really depends where you live how
much that heat we get because somany different areas. Coastal communities can be
vastly different than inland communities as well. I've said nothing there have I sounded
good? Sounded like it should bea weather man. All right, it's
one out four to three, myfam, It is Valentine in the morning,
one of four three, my family, It is Valentine in the morning.

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Good morning to you, thank youfor waking up. Turning the show
on today. I appreciate that it'sMonday. We got June in full effect.
What's up, Jill? I forgotto ask you something and I just
remembered right now? Is it toolate? No? Does it affect me
or affect you? It affects bothof us, affects everybody in this room.
Oh I'm ready. Would you guysbe okay? Nope, hear me

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out. I don't want them inhere. I don't I don't want them
in here too. I don't knowwhat it is. This is going to
be another like what somebody this islike, Oh, town's comingy or something.
No, right, Hazel and Delilah, they don't like me what they
love you? Are you kidding me? No? I don't think they do.

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Delilah doesn't like me what I madeher a funny video? She didn't
like it. No, Kingston didn'tlike it. I knew it was one
of your nieces was not a fan. Here's the thing. Let me just
say this. I love them both, and I love your sister. Yeah,
this room has content that sometimes maynot be appropriate for little ears.

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And I'm worried about how they're goingto see you when they hear you speak
like that off the air. Yesyou I know. You get in this
room and the mics turn off,and there's some words that are said no,
and I'm a shocked. No,they want to come in. They
sit on that couch. They theycould come in. You told me the
history of that couch during the eighto'clock hour and just watch the show.
They're both on summer break. Theywanted to come see the show. And

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I'm meant to ask you on Friday, completely forgotten today you kids standing that
on somebody. We got studio gueststoday, little kids today. I'm wearing
my tight LULUs. You can't haveguessed it when I'm wearing the tight Luluse
ones subjected to the Luluse. You'rean adult. They're kids. Wow.

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Wow. Hopefully forgot Next week wesay no, no, I can say
no. Let me ask my friendin New York City. Michael, you're
hearing this is one of our producers. What do you think about little kids
in the studio for this show.I mean it sounds like they're already on
their way. So all right,one, four three, My family,

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it is Valentine in the morning.If you want to reach out and to
be part of the show, threeone oh four three. If you want
to bring your little kids in towatch the show, just reach out to
Brian or Jill. She'll just tellyou to come come on and we'll just
go, oh, how'd you gethere? Now? My sm my family.
It is Valentine in the morning.It's June. A lot of kids

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getting out of school this week asyour kids get out of school. If
they want to shout out, reachout three one oh four three. I
know some kids up and about thismorning, already getting to school early,
taking finals and stuff. Colin hada had some finals on Friday. I
think he has one or two moretoday and tomorrow. Then I think he's
out of school and then I'm flyingto fill it Oel on Thursday maybe.

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So I'll be off here Thursday,Friday and Monday. Yeah, it'll be
nice, fun wedding to go to. Will be off here, though,
well, I mean, we'll playsome stuff back, so we'll trick everyone
and and it will never speak ofthis again. This is the last time
I talked about this all that bestof so then it'll be just like it'll
be fooled, and uh, it'llbe fooled. And I'm posting them in

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Philadelphia and do battles. Yeah,you'll do stuff live. So you have
a few, like old tapes ofme doing something. Yeah, many topic
people text in and say what's goingon? Why talk? Okay? You
know what you do? You dothis thing like, Hey, we're gonna
try social experiment today Friday and Monday. We're gonna try and tape up VAL's

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mouth and see how long he cankeep quiet during the show. It's a
social experiment. He lost to bedblah blah blah. So I'm thinking about
doing my promposal to my wife andand I want to do it in Philadelphia
because we have a second chance promcoming up. So I want to do
promp poles are there and I'm goingto FaceTime her as a do promposal.
You haven't done yours yet, right, I have not done John, not

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Jill, Laura did theirs. Boththe girls they did they did right well,
basic Betty, but very nice.They still need to say that.
You can just say we've done themwithout insulting us. It was not an
insult basic Betty. Do you knowBetty, She's great. I love Betty.
You can just say we've done itand leave it at that. Betty's

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not an insult. You're hearing adifferent connotation than what it is. Basic
Betty is a basic. Betty issomebody who hits all the bases, second
third bases. Betty. Here's myI don't know anything about Philadelphia, but

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we're there for a wedding, rightthe Rocky Steps are in Philadelphia. I
will get dressed up like Rocky did, and we'll do a bunch of like
b roll the beginning of that,getting me ready and stuff, and Colin
hype me up and everything, andthen I'm gonna run the steps and he's
gonna be filming me. And Iget up like three or four steps,
sit down, have a little sandwichor something, then do some more steps.
Im running running, It's all differentshots. I finally get to the

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top and we're facetiming Leilana. Yousee that video image and stuff, and
I'm like, yo, Leilanie,well you're going to prog with me?
And then she's like yes, it'sso good. And then I throw my
arms in your like Rocky on topof the steps. I love it.
It's a good idea. Yeah,good idea. It's a banging Betty.

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Very basically, no, that isnot basically Betty. That basis Betty's he
discovered all the bases. It's thebest. Leilani has a wedding here,
so she's not going That's why she'snot gonna bet the wedding with you,
and you'll be on FaceTime with her, like we should clear that up.
Well what were people thinking? Well, I know you're just saying your FaceTime
and your wife in Philadelphia in text. Want to clear it up? Yeah,

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she'll be here. Yeah, shedidn't want to spend any time with
me. No, people are texting, she said, Colin and I off
to Philadelphia. And if that doesn'twork, I'm gonna dress up like Ben
Franklin come out of his grave andbe like, oh, let's just skip
to that one. I like thata lot. No, that's too basic,
Betty. Thank you. That's CLCWaterfalls. It's one O four three

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MYFM Valentine in the Morning. TheValentine the Morning Listener feud is coming up
next, So we need two playersto call in right now to play eight
sixty six five four four my FM. We're gonna be playing for one hundred
and fifty dollars gift card to stateher brothers and John. You were there
over the weekend. I was outthere in Whittier this weekend, a lot
of people coming up to me askingfor Brian's email. Not that this couch

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is open. I'm telling you,It's like it was the hottest commodity.
It was what everyone was asking peoplewant to come in, including DIDs and
Hazel. They do. They're comingin today. So two callers right now,
you're gonna go head to head.Eight sixty six five four four MYFM.
Call in the morning, eight sixtysix four four my FM. Hello,

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Hello, Hello, Natalia, haveyou gone to bed? Hello?
Perhaps muted perhaps, but then shewould hear us saying our I muted perhaps,
and she'd be trying to fix thatright the other mute. We don't
have any mutes. Oh her mutes. He's two mute. Yeah, double
mute, Natalia. It's the hellof a run. We're gonna get a
search party together. The hell ofa run we had. Guys. If

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you know a Natalia or her husbandof three years, no, five years
and a child to three years,reach out been a hell of her run.
All right, it's turned on.I know where she's at. Weather
today, morning clouds, torest Sunday. This Afternoon Timp seventy Slow eighties sixty
one Cover City sixteen Your Belinda Jill'sgot the enterntipment headless coming up. Two
artists had to stop their concerts tohelp fans in need. I'll tell you

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who it was. What happened comingup at sixty fifteen. We go to
talk about those at all today?Oh we could, we suld She's back,
so I just put them on.She just got new glasses. They
took forever to get in and theyfinally did. Well. They look very
designer, very big. I gotit. Put them on, like whoa,

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these are big. They're bigger glasses, but they fit your face.
Don't take that the wrong way.I have a big, big face,
round face, a big face.They say, right, that's a big
glasses. That's what they say.Love oversized glasses. And I think the
way they curve and the way they'regoing with your brows and stuff. And
then you're fine, thank you somuch, so welcome get me like Devil
Wears product today, you know,thank you. There you go. All

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right, we'll take a picture ofthat and post it later on. That's
compelling content. Stand by for that. But right now, time for today's
dumb game. Monday, back towork, final week of school for a
lot of kids. Some kids alreadyout somehow this week, some out next
week. That means nothing to you, but my kids out like tomorrow.
Hey, all right, so let'sdo our little dumb game. It's the

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Valentine the Morning Listener feud. Sowe asked our Valentine the Morning Listeners two
questions that we took the top fiveanswers from those questions, and you have
to tell us what are the topfive answers. It's a lot like family
feud. Let's meet today's contestants.No, it's exactly like it. We
ripped it off. Laura, goodmorning. How are you today? I'm
fine? How are you this morning? We're doing fantastic. Are you ready

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for today's dumb game? Yes?I love it. Let's meet your competition,
Alfredo, Alfredo, good morning,buddy, good morning. All right?
You ready for the game? Okay? Try that's for sure. It's
a Monday, It's tough. Iget it. Let's get right to We're
going to start with you, Laura. We asked Valentine in the Morning Listeners,

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name something you would not want yourkid to bring home. You have
forty five seconds and three strikes.You meant the top five answers. Something
you would not want your kid tobring home? Uh hooker, okay,
is no, she's a john,thank you. That's not on there.

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Something you would not want your kidto bring home. A disease, an
illness, A disease at number two, Yes, of course, here you
go, keep going. A dangerousanimal. A dangerous animal. An animal
is number one. All right,Now look at this. You're back in
the board. You got two hereand a little bit left in time.

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You don't want them to bring thishome? Your kid, don't bring it
home? What is it? Whatcould your kid bring home that you go?
Oh? What is this? Think? Outside of items? Span your

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mind? Fifteen seconds? Okay,your kid to bring home. I talked
about the end of school coming uphere. Five. Okay, so let's
stick with what I asked. Okay, all right, well there you go.

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So you got two, right,nice job. Okay. The number
five answer was lice. Number foura new boyfriend's or girlfriend. Oh could
that been what she meant? She'sin the ballpark, the ballpark, right.
Number three A bad report card,that's what I'm trying to hit.
That for a bad port card.Number two you got with an illness.
Number one was dangerous animals. Thereyou go. All right, so you

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got two on the board. Let'sgo to Alfredo. Alfreda gotta at least
two. Here we go. Weasked Valentine in the morning listeners, what's
a question you would not want tobe asked at a family gathering? Forty
five seconds, three strikes, Herewe go, Uh, how long you
have been married? How long haveyou been married? Most people know that

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family gathering, So something will notwant to be asked a family gathering.
How long I had a boyfriend orgirlfriend? Oh? How long have I
gotten fired? Do I still havea job? Okay? How's the job?

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You still have a job? Okay? Right, there you go.
You got one on the board onboard? Uh, things like back in
the day, you're a young guy, you go home for family gathering,
what did they say to you?Did you get him? Growl pregnant?
Did you get you or are youprinted? Can that possibly be number two?

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I think so? Okay, Imean, he's just got a weird
way of saying stuff. But Imean I think we set the tone with
Laura with their first answer of theday. I mean it's gonna be one
of those weeks. Guys. Allright, how many rights do you have?
You got to right with two strikesas well? Two strikes? All
right? Okay, yeah, afew seconds off, did you crash the

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car? Did you crash the car? Did you get fired? No,
that's that, that's that all right. Listen, you both tied. You're
right, wins more strikes? Ohis that how you figured it out?
Now? Wait, I'm sorry,guys. It's a brand new way of
doing this, but I think youmight have a point here. He did

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a smart move of saying I'm stoppingthere. Well, you never never aware
of these rules, Brian, andthen he cat, you know, with
the strikes. I tell her that'show I would play. Well, you're
the boss, you decide, buddy. Yeh yeah, I think she wins.
Oh okay, there you go,Laura, you win based on lack
of strikes. Congratulations. Okay,she's also said the H word. You're

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getting her pride. That was justfun. Tell her what she's wanted,
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wonderful. What are you reading aWendy's commercial over there? Like John?
Seven? Listen Alfred, Oh,my friend, you've played great.
I appreciate you have a great weekin front of you. Okay, thanks
much, congratulations Laura. Thanks Laura, you hang tight. Guess we'll get
you all said hang out on sechere sixty one eight is one of four
to three my famines. Valenceenday morning, brand new week, first week of

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June. Hey, you guys doingtexting? Three one oh four three to
be a fait for to be honesttoo. The weekend's done. You're getting
up headed to work. Maybe you'rein traffic right now listening to our voices.
Maybe you're getting dressed, trying toget out the door when you get
a chance. Three one oh fourthree, how are you? Here's a
weekend line of lights such five moredays school, top three hardest years of

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twenty six total. That's from Julieon this Texas. I'm feeling okay.
I got you in that one.Just reach out. How are you guys
feeling. How are you doing thismorning? Three one o four to three.
Jo's got a new glasses. She'sseeing life in HD now. Yes,
it's so nice. I took theweekend to like get my eyes back,

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and oh man, I had aheadache the first day. I was
nauseous. It's just like, butnow I think I'm good. Can you
do you have like bifocals or somethingwhere you can look straight and then you
can read. No, you don'tdo that, No, because I have
a prism in here, because Ihave my one little wandering eye. What's
a prism. It's something where itkind of trains the eye to come back.
Really. Yes, I just havea little slight wad get a wandering

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very very tiny which I my righteye that makes wanders off to the side.
Yeah. Well, yes, I'vewatched it a few times. I
said, where are you going?I did see it. I saw them
wandering. Listen to me. Ilove you, I you. I looked
at it, I said, whatare you doing? What are you doing?
And you thought I was talking?You was talking to that right eye.
Billy. This is what I callit. There's a little bit about

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the wandering eye. Billy. Whatare you doing. There's also I have
a stigmatism, so that's in theretoo, a little bit of a prescription.
So everything is so clear right nowthere's only one of you, which
is so nice. So there's multiplepeople of us. In the past,
typically you're standing side, you're standinglike right next to yourself. I think

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she's told a song like that before. But now you can see all our
imperfections, right, imperfections, littleRazatia popping on my cheek? Here?
Oh no, Billy, come back? What do you think about the Billy
good in there? What are youwandering around? You knew about my wandering
eye. I know that's why Icalled him Billy. That's what It's the

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whole name and the whole thing.I have a theme song too, if
you like to hear it. Idon't want to hear, but I feel
you're gonna sing it for me.I'm not going to sing it. I'm
not gonna sing about Billy, thewandering eye, Billy, the wandering where
you go and Billy see look atthis. You gotta embrace it. You
gotta embrace it. Yeah, ifyou get a wandering eye, know that

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this show is for you. Iused to have to do all these like
exercise exercises with different flash cards,and then I had this one string that
had different colored like almost like frootloops on them, and I had to
like bring the fruit loops back tothe center. It was Hey, I
had the speech therapy for a numberof years. So we all have little
things in life. And look thatwe've turned out. You know, we're
doing a radio show in LA Youget an eye that goes that way,

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and I've got a ton that gofree, you know, and look at
us, Look at us, man, We've made it. Damn, this
is inspiration. Guys. If youwhat's your problem? John? You get
something wrong with throat? Tiny throathold? He choked some pills. You
can't eat fruit? And the guyis speaking into him like, look at

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that, Brian, what's your problem? I have a tiny T shaped ladder,
a tiny T shaped ladder running fromthe room every fifteen minutes to yournate,
and yet he's on the air producinga radio show in Los Angeles.
Laura, I'm not coming to you. Oh no, I'm not coming to
you because I know a lot ofyou. We know too much about Laura,

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and it will not ever be sharedon the radio. What what's wrong
with you? Forgot about? Howdid you ever forget? How did you
forget about that? Thinking about itall the time we listen, I can't
ever share. I'm sorry, andI hate radio shows that do this,
that laugh at something that you're notpart of, So forgive me for that.
But I just want you to thinkof the most crazy thing you could

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ever take it. Yeah, justdouble it right, That's all I was
saying, think of the most crazything possible multiple times too, And that
might be what we're thinking of.How's Billy doing? Where's he going?
Billy wandering? Billy? Don't bea hero? Come on back, Come
on back, buddy. Oh sixforty seven good stuff. Appreciate you guys

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listening. Shout out to my SUMMATEO. Today's last day of second grade.
He has pajama day today. Ohgood deal. Colton at Grand Terrace School
District. Have a wonderful, wonderfulday. Stoked. It's a three day
work week for me than seven daycruise Join us, gino love. There's
a show out of New York City, a radio show because a Elvis Drancho
and they've got some deal with acruise company or something. The show the

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entire show. Everybody, even Billythe Wandering Eye, all going on cruises
broadcasting from the cruise. Would webroadcast from a cruise? Absolutely love to
be so fun. I'd you likethe Island the Misfits with all the problems
we got, but it'd be afun cruise. Nonetheless, one O four
to three my FM. Here's what'scoming up in entertainment headlines. You may

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have heard this by now. JenniferLopez has canceled her upcoming North American tour.
But what are the fans thinking?I'll explain right off to traffic.
One O four to three my SMEntertainment headlines. Jennifer Lopez has completely canceled
her upcoming North American tour. Now, there are all kinds of rumors going
around on social media and from fans. Her reps are insisting that what you're

(28:04):
hearing online is not the reason.They told TMC she is taking time off
to be with her children, familyand close friends. Some fans were saying
the tickets weren't selling well enough.Other people were saying that maybe he concocted
this idea and started like putting thoserumors out there about her. In Ben
to like make it look like theywere having problems, and then she would
cancel the tour her reps insisting that'snot it. So they're not having problems.

(28:27):
Well, we don't know, wedon't. They're insisting they're not.
They're insisting that those they rumors arenot rumors. Does that make sense?
They're saying, no, it doesn'tmake sense when you're telling me this that
Billy's looking up in the sky rightnow, Billy's are wandering right eye.
That's what we called them. We'vealways called him Billy. He's a good
friend of ours. Billy's looking uplike they're insisting. They're saying that they

(28:51):
didn't make up the rumors about theproblems. Right Fans are thinking like,
oh, this is all just sometype of pr plot, so that in
that way she has to take thetime off to be with Ben. Ticket
sales doing well, where they dowe even know, we don't know for
sure, but there were rumors.There's been a lot of acts like who
else was it? I don't wantto say a name, and then saying

(29:11):
guys the Black Keys or somebody.I'm not sure who it was, but
there was some group that was performingare going to do a really big nationwide
tours stuff. Yeah, at arenas, and they cut that back down to
small venues as well. So someartists are finding these arena type tours that
they're planning, right, they've hadto cut them back down, Yeah,
to a smaller ventas the ticket priceis so high. It doesn't surprise me,
and Jennifer Lopez says, I'm completelyheartsick and devastated about letting you down.

(29:33):
Please know that I wouldn't do thisif I didn't feel that it was
absolutely necessary. I'm so sorry theBlack Keys, he was right, they
abandoned their stadium tour. Wow.Well, but don't interrupt her with just
surprised this Not that I'm surprised thatyou had that correct, but it sounds
like you are. Forgive me sorry, thank you time. Okay, okay

(29:56):
No. Justin Timberlake and Taylor Swiftboth had to stop their concerts over the
weekum to help fans who needed medicalassistant. Justin Tiberlake, he was in
Texas. He noticed a fan neededsome type of assistance, so he stopped
the show the lights came up.He apologized to the crowd for pausing the
show, and then also Taylor Swiftin France. She's asked the audience if

(30:17):
somebody needed help. Then they saidyes, so then she even spoke in
some French asking for help to someoneto go to that person in the audience.
Luckily everybody's okay. But a lotof artists doing this now, completely
stopping the show, making sure thattheir fans are okay. I'm jill with
their timid headlines. And it's trueto the rumor. The person they came
up to them with a croissants anda kiddy cat no for French, wasn't

(30:37):
who knows no which she asked foryou imagine six two we do have the
Battle of the Sexes coming up,you guys want to play? It is
eight sixty six five four four MYFMcall now for the Battle of sexist What
a poor three fam. It's Valentinein the morning. I know it's Monday

(31:00):
for you guys, seven or threeJune, third Monday. It's gonna be
a good week. I feel goodabout it, I really do. We're
just gonna spot ourselves or our bossis back now. He was off for
a week. And have you evernoticed that my boss or your boss when
they take some vaca, they comeback all fired up. He's shooting off
like four or five emails last night, getting ready for today, ready to
have a big meeting. They comeback, guns blazing. Great you had

(31:22):
a week off. We didn't.We're not refreshed. No, He's like,
be we're gonna do this, We'regonna do that, We're gonna do
this, We're gonna do that,and what's the saturds with this? And
what's the saturds with that? What? So we're excited about that and happy
to have him back as John.Yes, oh I wasn't gonna name him,
but yes, it could have beenany boss who knows. Battle up
next, we were good. Seveneight It is Valienten in the morning.

(31:48):
This is one of four to threemy event. That's Miley Cyrus Doon Flowers.
Good morning this Monday, June third, guys, it's June. It
is June. My daughter Isabella isgraduating high schoo on Thursday. Congrats class
of twenty twenty four. That textcame in. Feel free to reach out,
you know, let us know what'sgoing on with your kids. My
kids are getting perfect attendance awards today. My oldest is getting a five year

(32:10):
perfect Attendance award. Wow. Wow, five years. I'm not okay today.
My first baby's turning twelve today,Happy birthday, Jackson. Yeah,
as your kids get older, gettougher. Right. My kid is sixteen,
he's about to finish sophomore year.He's got a big chem test today
at his buddies over this weekend,studying for the chem test. Nervous about

(32:30):
that. I couldn't help him out. I never took chemistry in school,
never took it. I remember itbeing very tough. It was required.
Yeah, yeah, all those elementsand experiments. Well, come on,
you know the elements, right.You know what gold is, don't you?
Hey? You ow are you?That's all we know? That's it.

(32:51):
That's it. In potassium Okay,okay, okay, you okay,
okay, you're okay. Potassium.There you go. Kids, that's what
it's gonna do for you. Comingup later on this hour, what did
you do for your first kid thatyou didn't do for any After texting at
three one oh four to three,Danielle said, my firstborn had a special
picture taken every month with its owntheme for their first year of life,

(33:14):
a lot with a million other picturestaken just because my second born never had
a monthly picture, barely has anypictures at all. Honestly, gosh,
after that first kid, you go, I forget it right and birthday parties.
We did a big birthday party herefor Micah, and then you realize,
what are we doing? They don'tThey have no idea what's going on?
For years? Right, So thetwo kids that came after Micah,

(33:36):
Ha, you're on your own.It is a battle of the sexist.
Representing the men. His name isTyler. He listens Sam Peder, works
as a program manager and enjoys traveling. What up, Tyler? What Mama?
Representing the ladies. Her name isAngel. She's from Pico Rivera.
She's a preschool teacher and enjoys listeningto Taylor Swift. Let's do it for

(33:58):
Angel. What's good morning? Goodmorning? Here's what works. Angel.
I'm gonna ask you a few questions, Tyler, Jill's gonna be asking you
the questions. Best of the threewins still tied the end of regulation,
we go to a that's a toughtiebreaker question. By the way, anybody
listening today that does not have kidsor kids are not part of your life
right now, sit back, relax, and enjoy the problems, all right,

(34:21):
starting to ladies. What animated moviesees Johnny Depp as a chameleon that
helps out a small desert town.Oh my gosh, I could see it
in my head. I don't knowthe name. Yeah, I never saw
this. I don't think nothing.Nothing killing the mind. Rango, Rango
is the answer, Tyler finished thetitle of the Johnny Depp and Leonardo DiCaprio

(34:45):
movie What's Eating? Oh yes,Gilbert Grape is correct, guys, and
on board one to nothing. Microsoftfounder Bill Gates and Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg
both dropped out of what university?Angel? I didn't know that both dropped

(35:07):
out. This is fascinating Harvard.Harvard's correct. Look at you, good
guess, Tyler. The cast wentto John Adams High School in what sitcom?
Oh gosh, that was John AdamsHigh School. John Adams. Wow,

(35:28):
John Adams a second President of theUnited States of America. Yes,
John Quincy Adams, his son goeson to be the sixth President of the
United States of America. Fun fact, Fun facts. You learned some stuff
in school, you know. JohnAdams actually was our first vice president as
well before he became our second president. Somebody stop him. That's your job.
Thomas Jefferson was our third president.James Madison coming in number five Things

(35:54):
I've learned in school? Your question? Did I say James Madison at number
five? Listening four? Because JamesMonroe is five? Okay? The current
score is one to one? Whichinsurance company slogan claims you're in good hands?

(36:15):
Can you repeat the question? Whichinsurance company's slogan claims you're in good
hands? All state? All thestates connect? And Tyler who released the
song hand in My Pocket in nineteenninety five. Oh gosh, oh come

(36:38):
on, come on. Oh it'sAlanis Moore set. That's back in the
Man, That's back in the casetteera. Ladies, anglations. Do you
want a Battle of the Sexiest Championshipcertificate? Posting on social is the hashtag

(37:00):
Valentine in the Morning and share itwith bride. Thank you so much,
I will. You've also won apair of sold out tickets to see Dreamy
Night Show. That's all I wouldbowl on June twentieth. We have a
bonus chance to win at one Ofour three mile from dot Compass. These
tickets are sold out. You're inHe's doing the Bowl twice twice. Yeah,

(37:25):
I mean two nights, good nights. I thought it was starting to
show, then stop and then startingagain. Wow, that's cool. Yeah.
Well listen, Tyler, thank youso much. You're welcome. Angel
Tyler's you exit the stage. Thismoment is entirely yours. You take it
away, all right, Thanks guys, everybody having a good day. You
too much. Coming up in Threethings you need to know the results of

(37:50):
Mexico's historic presidential election are coming in. We're going to tell you about that
in just a few minutes. What'sgoing on there? And then until your
presidents the morning, traffick and tellyou what's up. Well, I got
so been going on in Xena rightnow. One on one's from sedan's and
SUV's to full sized trucks. Experiencethe incredible power and fuel efficiency with Toyota
Electrified. Three things you need toknow right now. It is seven twenty,

(38:14):
it's Valentine in the morning. Thisis one of four to three mile
and Claudia Scheinbaum is projected to winMexico's presidential election, becoming the country's first
female president ever. She's a climatescientist, former mayor of Mexico, City,
and last night or two competitors calledher to congratulate her on her victory.
Cross southern California, large crowds gatheredto vote at consult scenarreias like Downtown
LA and Santaana, but many peoplereported having issues with the voting. Federal

(38:38):
regulators have given Amazon permission to expandits drone delivery program. With the approval,
Amazon employees can now operate drones remotelywithout seeing it with their own eyes.
Amazon's goals to be able to deliverproducts in major cities within thirty minutes.
We all on board of the wholedrone thing delivering products. Isn't something

(38:59):
going to drop from one of themand hit somebody in the head or something.
Yeah, but I want my stuffnow. Mm hmmm, mm hmmm.
I do love the little robots tobring you food. I assue in
the downtown l A all the time, just driving down the street. Just
you know, I feel bad forI know, that's so cute, right,
nobody's talking to you. I've watchedtoo many Pixar movies I have underst

(39:19):
the robud deliver ring food. Noone cares about me just going down the
street and people walking past, noteven saying hide to the robot, say
hi, Toway, you know likehigh little robot. How are you?
For some reason, they look sadto me, don't they. Well they're
not yet. They're not sad yet. It might be some day they're not
sad. Okay, I promise youI think they're sad. John, what's
trending? Well, Tomorrow, it'sgonna be pretty big day around here.

(39:42):
We're gonna drop the lineup for thisyear's iHeartRadio Music Festival. It's like my
favorite thing we do every year,and I've been hearing rumors around the office
that this is gonna be the biggestlineup we have saw ever had. Really,
Yeah, who's talking to you?Because people have told us nothing.
I haven't heard names. I've justheard. Trust me when you see it,
this is gonna be the biggest onewe've had. I'm pumped. Okay.
I line up tomorrow morning, eightam right here on MYFM. I'm

(40:05):
John Kamuchi And that's it's training inmusic. I'm excited. Thank you,
jos. All right, coming up, what did you do for your first
kid that you didn't do for anykid? Thereafter texting at three one oh
fourth three, Chella said I boughtall Baby Einstein videos to learn sign language
from my first born. The secondone, we just winged it, but
she came out great nice. Seventwenty five one of four to three MYFM

(40:30):
eat is Valentine in the Morning,Good morning. If you want to reach
out and be part of the show, it's three one oh fourth three,
or you can I just call eightsixty six five four four MYFM. What
did you do for your first kidthat you didn't do for any kid thereafter?
Leva said, everything I bought formy firstborn was brand named diapers,
baby powder, baby clothes, shoes, et cetera. Absolutely no hand me
downs of any kind. All therest of the kids all had hand me

(40:52):
downs. We had a friend ofours. If you got like five kids,
I think the first kids, youknow, wiping the dirt off of
them, But the fifth kid,it's like the kids eating the dirt.
She didn't. It didn't matter,Denise. What did you do for your
first kid that he didn't do forany kid thereafter? Well, my son
was three months old for his firstChristmas and I handmade him a huge Christmas

(41:12):
stocking. He could have fit insideof it. Oh beautiful. Yeah,
I stayed up all night on ChristmasEve to make sure it was finished for
the Christmas Day, right, Youwant Santa to have that perfect stocking.
Yes, yes, but my daughtershe never got one of those. And
believe me, I heard about itevery year looking at her older brother's stocking

(41:34):
that Santa puts the good gifts in, and then she's got a gym sock
because you're too lazy to make herone. Well, she she got a
handmade stocking. One of my mom'sfriends hand knit her a the mom's friends.
That's not the lady that birth.But it's not me, it's not
you. All right, thanks Denise. We appreciate you. I appreciate you

(41:58):
guys. All right, take care, by bye you too. He gets
to reach out three one to fourfor your call eight sixty six five four
to four MYFM. My kid wantsa new whip. He wants something for
his first car. Yeah, likedude, my first car was like this
all hand me down whatever you know. And he's like, oh, but
you got that deal with Toyota.I'm like, yeah, they're a sponsor

(42:20):
of our show, Toyota and Igo on there and I talk about Tote.
But Toda is not just throwing carkeys at me yourself, and he
goes, what about that new TacomaGo, yeah, that's nice, that
Tacoma really is nice, because whatabout a Tundra. I go, your
first car is not gonna be aTundra. But he kept looking at me.
Then all I could see was likeToyota looking back at me as well.
I'm like, well, I dotalk about the cars. I like

(42:42):
the cars. They're economical, they'resaved or full of tech, they're great
values. All these things are screamingToyota at me for Colin's first car.
And then he kept screaming at too, So I had these things just scream
at me, get a tote foryour son. So maybe that will be
the route. Maybe that will bewhat we'll do. Maybe he drives my
Prius and I get the Tundra.Yes, take that child Toatota's a great

(43:06):
ride. So long time sponsor forshow. I'm gonna priest Prime Chilsna,
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possibilities and hit the road in conference. Valentine in the morning, come up.

(43:28):
We do have a chance to seethe Dodgers after eight o'clock this morning.
If you want to win the Battleof the Sexes. Dodger tickets up
for grabs all week long right hereon my fat Valentine in the morning,
one four to three f nineties.Now I'm gonna tell your prays and that's
your traffic with Valentine in the morning. Metaya, did you feel on the
earth quake yesterday? No? Idid? It was your one. Yeah,

(43:49):
Jill just said the same thing.Yeah, she didn't realize it was
a three point five in the passingin area. Estay, sneaky one.
I thought so, but I didn'tcheck. Usually I go to X or
Twitter or whatever. Yeah, andbut he's so quick to say earthquake,
and I didn't do it yesterday.But I thought. I stopped and I
thought, is Thatch just an earthquake? Huh? It was? You don't
have quake alert or no, Idepend on you for that. Well,
I'm sorry. Then I let youdown. I should have called you and

(44:12):
said, did you feel a threepoint five in facinated area? Weather?
Today? Morning clouds, grizzled Sunday, this afternoon, tempt seventies to low
eighties, fifty seven into ward dayssixty two and a hunting to beach.
Jill's got the entertainment headlines coming up? How would you like to enjoy mister
Rogers neighborhood twenty four hours a day. It's gonna happen. I'll tell you
how. Coming up at seven fiftyCrystal, Good morning, How are you
today? Good morning? I'm doingwell. How are you? We're doing

(44:36):
all right? It's a Monday.We're all back to work the first week
of June. Kid's gonna be gettingat school soon. It's crazy, right,
Yeah, it's my last week ofwork for the summer, is it?
What do you do for a living? I'm a high school counselor high
school coke love that. How doesit look? Just for a second,
to get off topic, how'es itlook with our kids in high school?

(44:58):
Oh? It's you know, it'sno. I love my job and I
love helping the students, So it'sgood and that's so important. I mean
you're at a point now. Ieven talked to my son about this all
the time. High school counselors,your job is more important now than ever.
I feel like you know all thestuff that's pulling on our kids,
from you know, all the scholasticstuff, to their sports, to their

(45:21):
personal lives, to social networks,to just how they're bringing this new world
of twenty twenty four. I thinkyou guys are more important now than ever.
So thank you for doing what youdo. Seriously, Oh thank you.
I appreciate that. Now. Tellus what you did for your first
kid, they didn't do for thetwo after. So my first born slept
in our bed for the first twoyears of his life, and my second

(45:44):
and third kid never slept in ourbed. Did the others ask to sleep
with you ever? Yeah, sometimesthey tried, Yeah we have this really
no, I get we have thesweet moment though, Like you're wonderful high

(46:04):
school counselor. I didn't have mykids in my bad you know, I
don't need those punks in there.They're just kicking their turning sideways, laying
on top of you. Do youhave any dogs at your house? Do
you have any dogs? No?No animals okay, because once they get
in the bed, you never getthem out either. Yeah, I haven't
done that, right, don't dothat. Don't ever make that mistake.
Well, shout out to the twokids that got the shaft. They're kids,

(46:30):
great, lovely kids and grow fine. Thanks Fristle, thanks for calling.
Thanks, thank you, have agood day. He kiss one of
four to three. Mip them.It is Valentine in the morning, after
eight o'clock. Tickets for the Dodgers. We've got them coming up here on
one of four to three. Mytexts coming in right now, three one
oh four three. What did youdo for your first kid that you didn't
do for any after? Alicia said, I actually filled out the baby book

(46:53):
with the dates of when each toothcame in. Susie said, I peeled
the grapes from my first child,but not for the rest. No,
we used to do that to peelgrape post No. Oh, I don't
think so, okay, peel hotdogs. Who knows? What did it
all? Laurie said, stupid,I watched his pacifier if he dropped it

(47:14):
for the second never washed, Andthen this text said I made her quilt
and made homemade baby food the secondand third got hand me downs, no
quilt and store bought baby food.We just don't know when you have that
first kid. And I only haveone child, so I don't even know.
But when you have that one child, that first kid, you've never
done it before, so you wantto do everything right. And then so

(47:36):
you do all this stuff. Thenyou realize he didn't have to do all
these things. The pacifiers, fine, if it had a little dirt on
it, they'll wipe it off,they'll spit it out. Right. You
learn these things abby multiple kids,and if you got like three kids like
Brian Amia's like on her own,good luck figure it out. See that.
That's how it works. This isa little off topic, but Tony
is online. Three Yeah, heheard you talking about possibly buying Colin a

(47:59):
New Toya as his first car.And you want to talk to you about
that, Tony, what do youwant to say? Go ahead, Bud,
I was just in my honest opinion, you know, I mean,
my parents did it to me,so I've done it to my kids.
But all hand me down cars.I've got one daughter and a nineteen ninety
nine Chevy Cavalier, and I gotanother one in a nineteen ninety one Oldsmobile

(48:20):
Delta eighty eight. They're safe,they run great, right, but they
for sure appreciate it when they're gonnaget a little older and they say,
oh my gosh, I can Ican strive to get that, I can
do this like that. So yougot you gotta get him something to work
for. I gotta give him apiece of junk. Right. We all

(48:42):
had those first cars that you weresurprised when it turned over and it ran,
Oh yeah, you know exactly,and you had to have your friends
help you push it down the streetbecause it you know, yes, and
you had to go into the frontof it use that crank to start it
up. We've all had those.What are you guys talking about it?
A mine was like an AMC Gremlin. This was the eighty three Pontiac Grand
Prix, and then I got areliant K car. They were all like

(49:07):
old cars that were hand me downsfor my sisters. Yes, and my
oldest loves her. The nineteen ninetyone Holds Obile used to belong with my
grandfather. My grandmother gave it tomy dad, my dad gave it to
me, and then I gave itto her. Listen, here's the Uh,
here's the thing that you're missing.Two words that get in the way

(49:27):
of him not getting a new toyotaor something like that. You ready,
and my wife, I don't knowwhat to say about that one. Yeah,
for the best. Welcome to it, Welcome to to I have a
great one. Appreciate you man,all right, man, I have a
good one. One O four tothree my FM. Here's what's coming up

(49:47):
in entertainment headlines. Even without anew album out, Brianna have set a
new record for women in music.I'll tell you what she did right after
traffic one O four to three entertainmentheadlines. Pretty soon you're going to be
able to enjoin Mister Rogers Neighborhood twentyfour hours a day, seven days a

(50:10):
week. So Pluto TV, thefree streaming service, they are launching a
channel sometime this month that is goingto be all mister Rogers, all the
time. So there are plenty ofepisodes to use, because there were nine
hundred and twelve episodes of Mister RogersNeighborhood that aired from nineteen sixty eight to
two thousand and one. And evenwithout a new album out, Brianna has

(50:34):
set a new record for women inmusic. So over the weekend, the
Recording Industry Association of America said thatthree of Rihanna's best known music are now
Diamond certified, and with these newnumbers, she now has the most Diamond
singles for a woman artist and themost Diamond certified titles for a woman artist,

(50:57):
and some of those include then UmbrellaDay as well as Needing Me and
Work from twenty sixteen. So Rihannafans are waiting for new music. We're
gonna get it soon. But evenher her previous stuff is still breaking records.
I'm Jill with her n TAMN headlineBattle of Sex is coming up because

(51:20):
I'll play that eight sixty six fivefour to four of my FM. Also,
if you've got any happy news thatyou want to share, three one
oh four three one o four tothree. My fami, it is balanced
head in the morning, happy touse. All my kids are getting perfect
attendance awards today. Last day ofschool is Thursday. We will miss the
preschoolers, but we're ready for abreak. That's from a teacher. I

(51:40):
think I want to wish my daughterhappy eighth birthday. She's a big fan
of your show. Thank you,my happiness are ran my first half marathon
this weekend. Great job. Canwe have miserable news? Lol? I
broke my toes Sunday and now Ican't go on my vacation. It's been
two years saving up four No goshypossible to go with a broken toe.

(52:00):
Still, I would have thought thereis. But she was gonna do a
toathon through Europe. Yes, itwas a big thing, the toathon.
Yes, yes, a lot ofpeople know those I'm sorry to hear that.
I hope there's a way they canget on that trip soon though.
All right eight six six five fourFOURFM Brian Son Maddox take it away.

(52:21):
Here's your daily doschef happy news.On Valentine In the morning, my toddler
asked me to hold her hand forthe first time today. How old you,
toddler. She's nineteen months, soa little over a year and a
half. I think nobody tells youabout those little firsts like you think about
the big first like the first wordand the steps and all that. Do

(52:42):
you remember the first time that sherolled over? Yes? I do,
Oh my gosh. We got thaton video luckily, when Colin rolled over
for the first time, and itwas so funny rolls over in his back
for the first time, and itkind of shocked him. He's like,
and then the cry starts right afterthat, but little split second of shock,
like, what just happened. I'mlooking at the world differently. It's

(53:05):
upside down, I know. Socute. Yeah, I actually was in
the other room. I was inthe shower. My aunt was watching her
when she did it for the firsttime. Oh, and your aunt told
you she did it for the firsttime. He did, and she was
like, I wasn't sure if Ishould, but she shouldn't town to let
the parent have that moment. Andher first word was, Auntie, no,

(53:30):
that's not true. Well, congratulationswith your nineteen month old what's your
name? Sophia? Sophia's name hasbeen said on the airwaves of MYFM.
Oh I love it. Thank youguys. You guys are the best.
Thank you, love you, Takecare you doo eight away. It is
Valence out in the morning. Thisis one of four three MIFM come up
later on this hour. Is yoursignificant other? Your significant other? If

(53:54):
they could change one of your features, what would it be? Texting three
one O four three, So you'res O Husbin White boyfriend, girlfriend,
whatever you got. If they couldchange something about you, what would that
be? I discussed this at lengthwith my spouse last night. I did

(54:14):
too, did you? You?Called her up and asked her what she
would change about That's my own significantother, and she knew right away what
I would change about her. Really, she thought the answer would be her
one pinky toe, A pinky toe, that's like a bit of a talented
she thought. She thought that's whatit would be. She thought that's what

(54:37):
would be. She was wrong.That's not what I would change about her.
We'll just have to wait and see. Is she coming out on the
show? Brew. I would loveif that's possible here, and I'd love
to hear what she says about you, my god, Oh yeah, I'd
love to hear it. So threeone O four three, what would you
change about your significant other? Rightnow? It is a battle of the

(55:00):
sexes. Reps in the madisone ofSam. He listened. Beaumont works as
a project manager and enjoys hiking withthe kids. Let's hear for Sam.
What up? Sam? Hello?Hello, morning, Hello, Hello.
Representing the ladies. Her name isAlexa. She's from Silmar. She's a
medical student and enjoys trying new restaurants. Let's hear it for Alexa. Hi,

(55:23):
good morning, good morning. Here'show it works, Alexa. I'm
gonna ask you a for your questions. Sam, just canna be asking you
the questions. Best of the threewins still tide the inn of regulation.
We go to a not that's atough tie breaker question. And to start
with the ladies. What do thegrooms men lose in the movie The Hangover?

(55:43):
What do they lose? Pet tiger? No, they lose the groom.
There's a pet tiger in there.No. Yeah, Oh, you're
saying that might be the thing.Well, he gets something that loose.
Nevermind, ignore me, No,no tiger? Yes, all right,

(56:04):
all right Sam. Where did theyeventually find the groom on the roof at
the hotel? Yes? Current score, guys up one. Oh? What
does SPF in sunscreen? What doesthat stand for? Oh? The acronym
s p F. What does thatmean? Sun protective factor? Sun protection

(56:30):
factor? Oh? Did she didyou say sun protective or protection protection?
Of course you did, Okay,Sam? What sunscreen brand has a little
girl and a dog on the bottle? Oh no, I'm blinking. I

(56:55):
can't remember Copper, all right.Current score is one to one. What
is the nickname of Tom Cruise's fighterpilot character in Top Gun? What do
you got? Alexa? I don'tknow. The answer is Maverick and Sam.

(57:20):
What animal nickname did Miles Teller's characterhave in Top Gun? Maverick?
I didn't see it, so hopingyou're asking about Goose, I don't know.
I thought it was gonna be Gooseas well. I thought she was
going that way, but she didn't. Darned he was Goose's son. Let's

(57:40):
go to an Tom breaker question Holleryname, No, the answer name will
be your buzzer. Wait until BrianBurton finishes asking the question before you buzz
in. What celebrity do you looklike? Alexa? Sam? Alexa was
first Sarah's Olberman. Oh do youreally? Yeah? I think so.

(58:00):
I've heard it any time. Allright, that's funny, ladies. Wai
Congratulations. You want to battle theSex's championship certificate, post it on social
use the hashtag Valentine in the Morningand share it with pride. Welcome.
Thank you. You've also won apair of Dodgers tickets and an Uber Eats

(58:22):
gift card. Don't miss a singlesecond of all the action. You can
now order your favorite food and drinksright from your seat in Dodger Stadium with
Uber Eats. Simply open the UberEats app, place your order, and
they'll notify you when it's ready forpickup. Congratulations, awesome, thank you
so much. Nice job. Welllisten Sam as you exit the stage,
this moment is entirely yours. Youtake it away. Congratulations, Alexis,

(58:46):
great job, thanks for letting meplay. Appreciate y'all. You got a
brother, take care. Thank you. Shout out to my son column.
This is day three point fifty sevenof his high school journey, just like
two days I think the left ofthe sophomore year chem test today. Funny,
good luck, Colin got it.You studied hard, you got this.
My beautiful wife, Leilani, don'tlisten to the show for the next

(59:06):
fifteen minutes. Something might be saidcoming up. Three things I need to
know. Several weather warnings are aneffect across south of California. What's going
on with that? We'll tell youin a few minutes. Natalia present's Morning
Traffic to tell you what's up.I got a cigarette for you in Glendale
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know right now. It is eightnineteen, it's Valentine in the morning.
This is one of four to threeMYFM. Well the alert for the blustery
wood powerful winds. They've prompted atravel warning for parts of the Antelope Valley.
Win gets up to fifty miles anhour or possible. Meanwhile, on

(59:57):
Wednesday, an excessive heat watch willbe an effect. Desert cities in some
areas can get up to one ohfive. I don't do heat. That
was just that was a hot wind. That was a hot wind right there
so far. For the first timethis year, officials in Sokel are reminding
residents to stay hydrated and reduced heatexposure as much as possible. A new

(01:00:22):
survey has found that about eighty percentof Americans now consider fast food a luxury
item because of the high cost.Cost of fast food has gone up about
fifty percent since twenty fourteen, accordingto the Bureau of Labor. And those
nuggets look a little smaller. I'mjust saying and the amount of fries look
a little smaller. Major chains arehoping to bring people back in by offering
discounts. This week Wendy's. Wendy'sintroduced a three dollars breakfast meal and McDonald's

(01:00:45):
is planning a five dollars meal startingnext week. John was trending there's a
red on Twitter going pretty viral rightnow with Jason Kelce. A troll was
going after him saying Jason Kelsey doesn'twash his feet. But instead of DENI,
iing getting clapping back, he kindof went into it and he said,
ye, what kind of weirdo washestheir feet? What? I went
on to claim that people shouldn't trustbig soap. You don't need to wash

(01:01:05):
your feet every day. And thenI had the stock because I went to
the beach this weekend and I waslike in the shower and I was scrubbing
my feet because they were sandy,and I had this stuff. That's the
first time I severely washed my feetin probably two weeks. Severely washed,
severely washed your fet so you don'ttake a face goff and wash your feet
in the shower. Now, alot of guys and a lot of women
don't know this, just do what'scalled the trickle down effect. They wash
their armpits, their nether regions,their arms or chest, all that stuff

(01:01:30):
and the stuff in the tushy areas. But after that they just let the
water trickle down. I mean,I'm wearing socks all day. My feet
are not like on the ground.I don't walk around my house barefoot and
went in the shower moving your feeton the shower floor. Yeah, I'm
with Jason Kelce. Don't trust really. Now do you wash your feet or
do you do the trickle down?I wash every inch of this pristine your

(01:01:55):
feet trickles? Do you wash yourfeet? I do like to say pickle
actually trickle between the toes. Idon't have a stool, but I figure
it out your leg in the airwell, I do kind of prop it
up on you. We'd get alittle bench in ours. That's what I

(01:02:16):
use. Right. That is impressive. You bend and just get down there
and get it between those toes.Every day, every day, Yes,
every single time. I feel likeit's weird, not too I'm sorry,
no judgment. I'm John Comushi.That's it's training on socials, all right.
Eight twenty two it's one of fourto three mile Famin, it's balance
in the morning. If you couldchange something about your significant other, what

(01:02:38):
would it be? Sarah said,my guy would probably change my anxiety.
Claire said he'd probably change my listeningskills. And Vivian said, you'd probably
say. I go to bed toolate and then I hit the snooze button
way too many times before I getup. What would you change about your
fiance? Jill? So I askedhim this last night because we knew we

(01:02:59):
were going to talk about this today, and so we both did our answers
for the other person, and weboth had the same thing, which is
worded differently. Oh good here,our love is too small? Yes,
Jeff said, I wish you sawyourself the way other other people see you,

(01:03:21):
And mine was I wish you trulyknew how wonderful you really are.
Oh my god, Bill, I'mtrying to tell my wife she got a
weird toe, she had a creepytoe. I wish the world saw you
as God. All right, allright, that's beautiful. It's beautiful.

(01:03:42):
Really is one of four three myfam It is Valenceine in the morning.
Is she on the phone line?Brian she is. Okay, Leilani,
what would you change about Valentine?Well, at first I thought it was
gonna be a pinky finger when hedrinks a cup of tea, he's got

(01:04:03):
a list dainty it comes out,I'll drink that's sometimes I both do that.
Well, I was gonna say,all rights a listen, But what
it really would be is his deepsize that he takes. But he says
he's just a deep breathing, butit's actually a side because he's been normingbut

(01:04:25):
something. Why do you think I'msighing so much? Do you know what
I was gonna say for you?Because I'm perfect? Amen? Amen?
Why did they get signed so much? I was gonna say for you,
I was gonna say that little pinkytoe of yours, so you don't like
my pinky finger, and your littlepinky toe is like a claw, like
an eagle's talon? Right, Okay, okay, No, I was gonna

(01:04:48):
say that, but I'm not gonnasay that. You know what I really
wanted to say. Nothing, No, I have something. Oh I have
something, don't you worry? Colingoes, Yeah, he's got something,
all right, he's got a list. I would say, I wish you
didn't sleep as much, because thenI can spend more time with you.

(01:05:09):
Right there. That is like,yeah, what I thought? That was
beautiful? Beautiful yeah, because ifshe was awake, I'd be spending more
time. Yay, Leilani. Hegave my wandering eye a name today supposed

(01:05:30):
to offend me. Billy her wanderingeye. We called it Billy Billy.
That's silly, silly Billy. Thisis great. My family loves it.

(01:05:51):
The co sign it. This istaking a turn Valentine in the morning at
three one oh four three. Allright, listen, we all drive totes
here Valentine morning. I'm a priestprime. Hang on, I guess I'm
an a priest prime. Jillson,a rap four, Johnson and Hiland your
great rides that really do fit ourlifestyle. And they're loaded down with tech
too. So if Billy is lookingone way and the other eyes looking straight

(01:06:12):
ahead, nope, no, no, no, Billy is not in the
car. No, oh my gosh, worse, Billy, the car doesn't
exist. I don't know. Youknow, earlier we were talking about your
first car. My very first carwas a used Toyota Tursel, and I
loved that car. I was soexcited to get behind the wheel and drive.

(01:06:35):
And when I think of Toyota,and even back then I was sixteen
years old, I knew that Toyotameant reliable, like you felt safe in
a Toyota. And so we wantyou to join our family of Toyota's and
be a Toyota driver like us.I drive around four Johnson a Highlander.
Valentine is in a priest franch girl. So many different cars and trucks and

(01:06:57):
SUVs like the all new Tacoma anall new Grand Highland or what song are
you humming? M No, nothing'sold one. What about this one?
Mm hmmmmm mmmmm. I'm gonna tellyou press And that's your traffic with Valentine

(01:07:20):
in the morning, married five years. What would you change about your spouse?
Oh? He takes like five orsix bites in like a hamburger,
without soppy, like, without showersdown like a dog on wild He's rabbit?
Is this guy? I don't getit? And I'm like, it's
okay. The food's not going towhere. No one's gonna take it. They're

(01:07:41):
not gonna come clear your plates.How is he eating so fast? And
is that even healthy for the poorguy. I know, but he's okay.
Bro, what do you think hewould change about you? Besides what
you've said on the air. Maybethat I I don't know how to sleep
in and so he's like, youwake up so early, you wake me
up. I just want to sleepand I'm ready to go. Let's do

(01:08:02):
this right, And what time willthat be? Like in a weekend on
a Saturday sunny, what time areyou waking up? Like five thirty deer?
Wow? Yeah? Yeah right,I don't know how Wow? So
you get him up at like fiveor five thirty? What about your kid?
You get a three year old?No, I I just get out
of bed, but it wakes himup and then I like go watch TV

(01:08:23):
or have coffee. Right right,Well, you're just in that morning routine,
I guess. Wow, I know. I don't do that is early.
Yeah, none of us in theroom, we all do the same
thing. We just stay in bed. Force yourself to stay in bed.
Yeah, you know, do notget up. Say I'm not gonna get
up. I'm not gonna GetUp.I'm not gigging up today. I will
sing that. Okay, weather todaymorning cloudster is all Sunday this afternoon.

(01:08:44):
Tap seventy is to low eighties fiftynine Balden Park sixty two in Orange.
Jill's got the entertainment headlines coming up. We now have a release date for
season nine of Suits and it's soon. I'll tell you what it is coming
up at eight fifty Duced Friends.Brian's my left hand side, my producer
of our show for so many years. Your beautiful wife, beautiful? What
would you change about her? Idon't want to say. She sheds an

(01:09:06):
excessive amount of hair. I don'thave much to compare it to. It
seems like a lot. Could itmaybe be yours? That's not possible.
I don't know. She sheds alot of hair, a lot. It's
on the shower drain, isn't it? And well, and who has to
clean that out? Who has toclean that up? Usually it's me?
Yeah, but yeah, it's notjust the shower. It's all over the

(01:09:27):
bathroom floor too. But she's abeautiful head of hair, so she just
grows it back, she SAIDs itand grows it back. That's right.
Well, what was she saying aboutyou? I don't have a butt.
That comes up often that I haveno no butt? Why should bring that
up just out of nowhere. She'llbe like, I tell you dis her
in right now, and then she'llbe like Chris Hemsworth, Now that's a

(01:09:48):
butt. That's a real butt,you know, or whatever. It just
it's a constant refrain. Has sheever like a different events or anything?
Has she ever? Don't? It'sa good question. Has she ever talked
about you? And beautiful? Thatwas the question. That was question.
That was not my question. I'msorry that might have been his question.

(01:10:10):
I got too defensive too, Okay, I'm sorry. I was simply going
to say, has she ever walkedbehind me? Oh? No, God
know it? Yes, you havea beautiful button. All right, John,
I want to hear what you sayabout Olivia as well. Coming up
UGA Dolls Iris reach out three oneO four three. What would you change
about your significant other? Dolls oneO four three my FM? It is

(01:10:35):
a balance out in the morning eightsixty six five four four my FM.
Texting three one O four three.If you could change something about your significant
other, what would it be?We heard from Jill and Jeff earlier.
He said I wish you saw yourselfthe way the world sees you, and

(01:10:57):
I told him I wish you justhow wonderful you really are. Those are
two people about to get married int minus sixty days. Let's check in
one year from now and see ifit's changed. We know that's gonna happen.
We just haven't had our first disagreementyet. We haven't had our first
fight. We know. Have youtried to have it? No? Have
you pushed it a bit? Justget out of the whare or something that?

(01:11:19):
No argue about something? No,not yet? Huh? All right,
Joe, what about you and Olivia? I asked Olivia this last night,
and without hesitation, she said,oh, yeah, you're index to.
Its bigger than your big toe.Gave me the eck. Look at
that. Look at that. They'renot engaged, They're not nothing. He's
already got that going on your jeer. I'm all self conscious about it now.

(01:11:40):
I walk around with socks always aroundmy house because I hate the feeling
the bare feet on the tile.So which toe is it? You're indexed?
Towne? Now it's both my bothmy feet. Can we see my
number two toe is longer than mybig toe. It's a genetic thing.
It just happens. You take itoff with Come on, I got old
sound of being a leader. Itis really second toe is longer than your
first. All right, let's seeit. You have like my second tilt.

(01:12:03):
It's longer than my first. Yeah, I'm not sure I like that.
That's either. There's a few thingsout there. I really thought I
had nice feet, and she shotme way down. Yeah. This is
also the guy doesn't shower clean.It took him out and held him up
for all of us, the inchesdirt. Let me talk to Raoul.
Hey, Raoul, what's up?Hey? How you doing? My man?

(01:12:24):
My man, my man, what'sup? Buddy? Not much,
man, you know, I feelyou. It's a Monday, it's the
first week of June. Check thatout. Did you hear what my wife
wants to change about me? Shesays, I sighed too much, and
I thought my wife was the onlyone that slept too much. Valentine thought
that was a beautiful thing to say. You know, it was pretty nice.

(01:12:47):
But they always flipped on us.It don't matter exactly right, exactly
right. I said something really beautiful, and my friend Jill in the studio
flipped it. My wife. Imeant, cofident like she sleeps too much.
If she slept less, I'd spendmore time with her. You guys
are basically calm and lazy. No, I never zy, never came out

(01:13:09):
of my mouth. But she sleepstoo much. If she slept less,
I would spend more time with her. Yeah, there's a great area,
all right, Raoul. What wouldyour wife want to change about you?
Oh? Man? Well, shealways tells me that, uh, I'm
too nice, that I can makefriends with anybody wherever we go. It's
just uh, I end up makinga best friend, Raoul, Like I

(01:13:30):
tell her. I tell her,it's just my explosive Personality's my brother.
You know. Hey, you're speakingto your h your twin man, because
that in the same way I willtalk to anybody, have a conversations with
anybody. You and I are justwe're givers, you know, Dude.
I tell her that, and thenshe gets mad because yeah, I tell
her, your friends like you,they love me exactly. I hear you.

(01:13:51):
I don't get why she gets mad. Let me ask your Does she
sleep a lot? Oh man?I mean I get home, she's on
the couch. We have to wakeher up for dinner. Jill is backed
away from the microphone. She wantsnothing to do with any of us.
I standing out of this one.Come, nobody gets starcasm anymore in this
world? Would you like? Youknow, she maybe needs a little moment

(01:14:15):
to recharge after doing so much throughoutthe day. You know she works a
lot. I give her that,Yeah, gets it. Yeah, But
I'm still get in trouble for it. Don't matter you get in trouble.
It's just you get in trouble fortelling her to stop being so lazy.
There's that L word. Nobody saidthe L word. I never said lazy.
He never said lazy. One Ofour three, my f M.

(01:14:44):
Here's what's coming up in entertainment headlines? Did you fall for this fake Facebook
story about a reboot starring a star'sson. I fell for it, did
you? I'll tell you what it'sabout after traffic one four three my sm
entertainment headlines suits. Season nine finallyhas a Netflix premiere date. So the

(01:15:08):
last season has been missing on Netflixhere in the US but available in the
rest of the world. So Netflixfinally announced season nine will be released on
July first. So I didn't seethe final season, apparently not. I
saw season eight, and that's andthat's it. There's one more season.
You haven't watched this yet? Youcan't this weekend. I'm five episodes in.

(01:15:29):
But did you watch suits? No, not a single moment. No.
But my girlfriend is obsessed with itbecause of you. Okay, she's
still watching it. I think shefinished. Did she off to talk to
her? Laura watched it, Laura, Yeah, I remember how it ended,
but I didn't think there was anotherfull season after that. Well,
you got a month to go andthen you can watch. Yes, Okay,

(01:15:50):
and did you fall for this fakesocial media story? It got me
for a second when I saw there'sa story going around about a Sopranos reboot.
Sorry James Gandelfini's son Michael, Andit made sense because he played a
young Tony soprano in the Many Saintsof Newark. But there is no prequel
series, there is no rebroute.The story is completely fake. As of

(01:16:13):
right now, nothing like this isbeing planned. I think it'd be good.
I'm sorry, I think it'd begood to use him and just do
new Sopranos. You know, thekid grows up next. Yeah, he's
the next Tony Soprano. You don'tthink so. Brian and they went back.
They're trying to go back to thewell too many times. It was
so good, Sopranos is so good, Like they did that movie. I'm
sorry, sorry, we'll segment.Yeah, they did that movie, you

(01:16:39):
know, the Sopranos movie with thekid, and it just wasn't the same.
It wasn't not the same. Itwasn't the same. It's never the
same, miss it. And it'salso it's because it's done at a different
time. You know, it wasa perfect time for it in our culture
whatever, and now it wouldn't seemlike the perfect time. You know,
the bought a boom boom room orwhatever it was. But a being you
couldn't be putting that on TV allthe time. Now that HBO you could.

(01:17:00):
Oh okay, I'm Jill with headlineapplat me for that. No,
no, I was looking at you. I was making eye contacts to make
sure. I wanted to make surethat it was time. Yes, yep,
I was supposed to be said Phillyyes, Billy Love. Were were

(01:17:29):
talking about that nine It's Valentine inthe morning, one O four three,
my f M. We were justtalking about this off the air. Our
second Chance prom is next week.It is threw me into panic mode next
week, and we are so excited. There's still a chance for you to
join us. One O four threeMIFM dot com slash prom. I'm sure

(01:17:53):
we'll have more tickets this week,right, Okay, but we'll see.
But one O four three mif i'mdot com slash prom guaranteed a way for
you to enter, to win andjoin us next week. Ride the candy
machine downstairs. Yeah, I'm gonnahave to open up that tux a bit.

(01:18:13):
Oh my gosh, I can't believethis next week. I'm not prepared.
And I'm gonna be in Philly thisweekend for a wedding, so you
don't gonna have like a Philly cheesestakers. So I'm gonna come back like
a but the spurs goose huge?So much time for my promposal? Yeah,
you gotta get im running out oftime. You guys have to do
them, do we though? Ordo this kind of let you and Lauris
kind of stand as a testament.Now we gotta do it. Well.

(01:18:34):
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(01:18:57):
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Tomorrow Night's drawing is now worth fivehundred and sixty million dollars. Who's gonna
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(01:19:21):
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what's trending? So Tomorrow has beena pretty big day around here.
We're gonna drop the lineup for thisyear's iHeartRadio Music Festival, and I've been
hearing rumors I was telling you guysabout it all day. This is supposed

(01:19:43):
to be the best lineup we've everhad. So you'll be able to hear
that lineup right here on Valentine inthe morning at eight am tomorrow. I'm
John Camuci. That's what's treading inmusic. We all drive totis here in
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(01:20:28):
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So I find out which Toyota isgoing to be right for you at Toyota
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I do. There was an earliertwo car crash from the five south

(01:20:49):
going one of four to three milefam it's Valilce in the morning. Got
a text here are Hazel and Delilahcoming on the air soon? No I
know. Early this morning, Isaid they were coming in today and my
sister texted me. I said,come after eight. My sister texted me
they lived close to by around seventhirty and said they're still sleeping, and
I said, let them sleep.Let don't get that. Had a big

(01:21:11):
weekend. Their friends had a dancerecital. I had bagels being delivered.
I had this whole big thing,had the Wiggles, popping boy, big
thing for that. Man would haveloved that. He gave us a shaft.
So are they coming another day?They're going to pick another day,
okay, Yeah, Thursday, thursdaysday, Yeah, Thursday, Okay, I

(01:21:32):
won't be here Thursday. I'm goingto Philadelphia. So I told my sister
that, and they want to comewhen you're here. Oh, they want
the full vow. Yes, theywant the full thing. We want to
see everybody. They want to seeit all, Billy, all of us.
Okay, I'm telling you right now, that's over, right now done.
Can I tell it was fun awhile last week. It was fun

(01:21:53):
while it lasted. And it's somethingthat we didn't know. We learned some
knew about you today. This morning, the guys learned that I have a
undering eye. And Valentine named thewandering eye Billy, and he's been making
Billy references. But can I tellyou that I believe in this, and
you may not take this the sameway I do. When you can name

(01:22:14):
your problems in life, you controlyour problems in life. And if you
talk to Billy and tell Billy who'sthe boss, I think you're better off
that way. I've been trying toget Billy under control for years. But
from the Billy, Billy, Ie we don't even know it could be
Billy Eilish. In my mind,it was a y. It's a billy,
it's a boy. Okay. Alot of people call me Jilly.

(01:22:35):
And there's a y at the endof the billion, Billy. So you're
wandering eye, Billy. You've beentrying to get out of control? Is
it under control now? My glassesare supposed to help him, right,
It brings him back to center.Yes, it's ever so slight. He
drifts off to the right. Ican see it. No you can't,
No, I can, you cannot. That's why when he does that,
I call him out to go Billyas a friend. You guys have never

(01:23:00):
flown billy's on a vacation far away, is that, Josie. Yeah,
but it's Billy because we're taking abilly. Got it all right? You
guys would never would have noticed untilI told you. And you can't see
it. No, My eye doctors, my optomologists, my optomologists, all
of them, they have all toldme you can't see. I don't know
what they're talking about. This isthe same people he goes. It's bitter
or worse. You can't figure itout yourself. Bitter or worse, bitter

(01:23:23):
or worse. Well, but anyway, no more billy jokes. Please,
Okay, if you're putting the footdown on that one, the foots down
and you're saying no to the billyjokes. Yes, I have to respect
that. Thank you? Are youstill knowing the colon jokes? That is?
That will make me walk out ofthis room. That was a big
one. That was a big one. Valentine gave my colon a voice,

(01:23:45):
and good voice. It was agood voice, to be honest, back
in the day. I've made mistakes, Listen, I have. I haven't
learned from any of them, apparently, but I've made mistakes. I have
made some mistakes, and I apologizewith them. Let's antoma. I guess
if I had to choose one.Oh hey, look at this, now,
this is progress. We're picking one. Okay, but the colon made

(01:24:05):
me more upset than the wondering eye. What was the voice of the colon
made you upset? Woman wants theircolon to have a voice. I don't
really, I think so? Isthat a fact? Maybe I'm weird?
Like I I like weird stuff,right, Yeah, just wasn't something I
liked. I hear you in thatone. Okay, that's a fair point.

(01:24:27):
You can always do stuff back tome though, too. I'm not
I can take it to give yourcolon a voice like I never what if
I can give you suggestions for hisvoice? What I want to hear?
He is our consultant, John Peak, grading this moment, grading this.
You know, John, is yourcolon need a voice? You know,
my colin wouldn't mind having a voice. Look at that. He's been silent

(01:24:49):
for years. Look at that.Okay, that's but he's also not a
girl's colon, so I don't knowif the difference between colon's things are the
same. Well, Min wouldn't minda voice? All right, fair enough,
I appreciate what did you take hervoice and give it to me?
It was very much. What's thetransfer process? It's fun that because she
doesn't. Yeah, want now thatyou want the colon voice? It made

(01:25:11):
up? Still silent? Yep,all right. Well Lisa Fox is coming
up next. Maybe she'll talk aboutstuff like this at night. I don't
know. My stomach hurts from laughingso much today. I'm sorry. It's
a good thing, see, Andthat's because of Billy, and it's because
of you know who who's been voicelessall these many months. Three My SM

(01:25:34):
Entertainment headlines son Carlosposito, he playedgus on Breaking Bad. He's an Emmy
nominee. He's been in so much. He teased a few weeks ago that
he would be joining the Marvel CinematicUniverse sooner than you think. Well,
now we know he's going to bein Captain America Brave New World, which

(01:25:57):
will be in theaters next year.We don't know much about his character,
but I'm hearing that he will beplaying a villain. And Parade Magazine got
a copy of Taylor Swift's writer anda lot of artists do this when they
go to different venues. They havea pre show writer and there's a list
of things they would like in theirdressing room before the show. Taylor Swift
not that odd. She wants chocolate, milk, Well, just grape juice,

(01:26:19):
some tortilla chip to stick a butter, some mac and cheese, licorice,
some cookies, popcorn, and asix pack of diet PEPSI nothing outrageous
on there. I'm Jill with entertainmentheadlines. All right, Jill, thank
you for your show, Thank youfor your John, Thank you for your
show. Brian Burn, thank youfor your show. Like a Pullman in
New York City, Thank you everyshow. Laura in the Couch, thank
you for your show, mister cthank you for your show. Natalia Press,

(01:26:43):
thank you for your show, Thankyou for your show. Out we'll
get a final check that morning traffic. What do we got. I'm not
going to say Billy's looking out forus, but we are looking at it.
I love Joe. Right where itconnects to that four oh five,
a car and a delivery truck gotinto a little fender

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