Happy Thanksgiving With Corny Jokes!

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
It's the Valentine in the Morning replay. Welcome to the
breakfast table a Valentine in the Morning.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
I laughed heartily. I help. It's respectful to say I
love you. The full show podcast starts right now.

Speaker 1 (00:13):
One of four three My family. It is Valentine in
the Morning. Good morning, Jill, how are you today?

Speaker 3 (00:19):
Good morning?

Speaker 2 (00:19):
Do well?

Speaker 3 (00:20):
Do well?

Speaker 2 (00:21):
Oh, I'm not doing.

Speaker 1 (00:22):
John, I do buddy, I do well well well, Brian
do well as well? Do well?

Speaker 2 (00:29):
Do well?

Speaker 1 (00:30):
Lauri? You do well, really well. You do well to
pay attention. That's what you do well to do.

Speaker 2 (00:35):
I do well.

Speaker 1 (00:36):
So what's going on over there?

Speaker 3 (00:38):
I got my whole patched? Thank you so much.

Speaker 2 (00:41):
It's been a long time coming. It really has a
wide open hole.

Speaker 3 (00:43):
He came open.

Speaker 1 (00:45):
You know what, I don't know, like five hours get
you're trying to do a joke about your hole being patched.

Speaker 4 (00:54):
No, I'm not.

Speaker 5 (00:54):
That happened yesterday, completely out of my control, and it.

Speaker 1 (00:58):
Just happened again. Who was the one whose mouth was
being opened? Yours? I got my whole patch? Oh no,
there's a hole ainger steal and the guy came over
and put some stuff in and yeah, and everything else right.

Speaker 5 (01:12):
No, this has been happening to me a lot recently,
and it's not good.

Speaker 3 (01:18):
I think it might be okay.

Speaker 1 (01:19):
It's good for comedy purposes. I'm not saying for comedy,
but it's it's not bad.

Speaker 5 (01:23):
But I find myself really having to search for certain words.

Speaker 3 (01:26):
Yeah, it's like it's happening.

Speaker 2 (01:27):
Get home.

Speaker 5 (01:28):
But like yesterday was fine, but then I don't know,
it's just it's a weird thing.

Speaker 3 (01:33):
It was overly tired.

Speaker 2 (01:34):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:35):
Yeah, you're gonna get a nice break for the holidays though, right,
Oh yeah, but you're traveling.

Speaker 3 (01:38):
A lot, not for oh at the Christmas holiday? Yeah yeah, yeah,
they were going to Japan.

Speaker 2 (01:44):
Dude, I'm so excited to see this photos.

Speaker 3 (01:46):
I can't wait.

Speaker 2 (01:47):
Oh go beautiful right now.

Speaker 3 (01:48):
I'm so excited.

Speaker 5 (01:49):
And we are doing the onsen and I found out
we're completely separated. Women on one side, men on the other.
So I'm totally fine.

Speaker 6 (01:56):
Nice.

Speaker 2 (01:57):
Yeah, so no old weird dudes looking at you?

Speaker 3 (01:59):
No, thank goodness.

Speaker 1 (02:00):
What if they identify as a woman? Could they go on?

Speaker 3 (02:04):
Interesting?

Speaker 1 (02:05):
Could you stop them? I identify as a woman and
then you go into the the women's area or.

Speaker 2 (02:10):
Does Japan lie on that's the issue.

Speaker 1 (02:13):
You came to the right question place for that question. Yeah. Yeah,
it's gonna get answered here.

Speaker 2 (02:18):
Where they lie.

Speaker 1 (02:19):
Well, you know, I happen to be an expert on
Japanese culture.

Speaker 5 (02:22):
But we're doing a ring making class, like we're going
to make our own rings, and we thought that'd be cool.

Speaker 1 (02:27):
What's the what type of thing are they made out of?
What is it like?

Speaker 5 (02:31):
I don't know, huh, it's the element it maybe like
a it's not silver.

Speaker 1 (02:37):
Okay, I watched a video on.

Speaker 5 (02:38):
It, platinum, No, I want to It looks almost like copper. Copper, Okay,
it's probably not copper, but hard to.

Speaker 2 (02:45):
Come by these days. Really is hard to come by.
Copper is hard to come by.

Speaker 1 (02:49):
Are you stealing it from people?

Speaker 2 (02:51):
Yeah, that's why it's hard to come by A full
basement full of copper.

Speaker 1 (02:54):
No, but it is.

Speaker 2 (02:55):
That's that's true statement. Do you need it for something?

Speaker 1 (02:58):
Are you looking for copper? He was just going, you know,
I've been looking for copper and it's hard to come by.

Speaker 2 (03:03):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (03:03):
We had the copper in there.

Speaker 7 (03:05):
We had some guy coming to fix our gas at
our apartment and he was just like, yeah, that'll make.

Speaker 2 (03:09):
A lot of copper.

Speaker 7 (03:10):
Uh, it's hard to get like copper for pipes these days. Yeah,
for whatever reason, it doesn't even make pennies full of copper.

Speaker 8 (03:17):
Man fascinating conversation starters for Thanksgiving holidays, annable.

Speaker 1 (03:24):
Copper's hard to come by, you know, Jill's get a
ring made in Japan. It's gonna get naked in this
hot pool a bunch of other ladies. Well, one might
be a dude.

Speaker 2 (03:34):
We don't know.

Speaker 1 (03:36):
We don't know where Japan stands on social issues. Wow,
you guys have just about I'm not saying giving up,
but giving up.

Speaker 3 (03:46):
This's going out in my life.

Speaker 1 (03:48):
Oh, this was supposed to be good content. Okay, I'm sorry.
I thought you're just free for alling here and just
you know, having good time. This is legit content.

Speaker 2 (03:59):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (03:59):
God, Well then he went down the copper wire thing.
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (04:02):
I can't take responsibility for that.

Speaker 2 (04:05):
It's weird. We're getting short on copper in the world.
Cherish your pennies.

Speaker 1 (04:12):
Well they're even real.

Speaker 3 (04:14):
Hi, Brian and Valentine. And let's see what you guys
have time on this break.

Speaker 1 (04:18):
Yeah, I'm sorry. Around of time, we had some very
high fluid stuff to talk about. Brian and I were
really did We're gonna take this up to a mental level.
But you guys have just you know, next absolutely happy
to do it. It's Valentine in the Morning. What if
we're three, my fan, it is Valentine in the Morning. Brian,
I know you have some thoughts and stuff you wanted

(04:39):
to talk about during this break.

Speaker 8 (04:40):
Yeah, the cabinet is setting the stage to end fourteen
months of I can't.

Speaker 1 (04:46):
I don't know.

Speaker 8 (04:46):
Look, we attempted to look smart and he's smart, but
I'm not.

Speaker 1 (04:51):
And that's just what you get, Okay, on Valentine in
the Morning, he's smart, I'm not. That's what you get.

Speaker 5 (04:59):
B of that.

Speaker 2 (05:00):
You too.

Speaker 1 (05:02):
Do you have the billboards that have Lisa Fox back
in the day, Those.

Speaker 3 (05:04):
Were, honestly, those were the best billboards ever.

Speaker 1 (05:08):
Like nine months billboards.

Speaker 5 (05:10):
Oh my gosh, they were so good. They were comparing
the two of them. So valentinely's a Fox and it
would be like he's a former police officer.

Speaker 3 (05:18):
She's been arrested.

Speaker 1 (05:20):
He was a cop, she's been arrested. Third boardings, Oh gosh,
we need a billboard.

Speaker 3 (05:26):
We've never had a billboard we're.

Speaker 1 (05:28):
Not going to get a billboard?

Speaker 2 (05:29):
Why not?

Speaker 1 (05:30):
Have we had some recent cutbacks of the company. Do
you think they said, let's get rid of all this
extra personnel so we can give them a billboard?

Speaker 2 (05:40):
Billboards?

Speaker 1 (05:41):
Yeah, but I feel like that stuff is just vanity nowadays.
Social media really is where the marketing world lies, and
billboards are just their billboards are fine. But but I
just don't know.

Speaker 5 (05:50):
But what what if we went all in and just
purchased one billboard somewhere like in a prime spot.

Speaker 1 (05:56):
Okay, one billboard? Okay, do you know how much billboard costs?

Speaker 5 (05:59):
No?

Speaker 2 (05:59):
I don't.

Speaker 1 (06:00):
Okay, Well if we just do it for a day. Well,
the artwork and stuff that you have to have done,
who's going to do that? John Sean Still, he's supposed
to get us a logo.

Speaker 2 (06:11):
He's been with us for three years.

Speaker 1 (06:13):
We don't have a new logo. It's been three years
in the works.

Speaker 3 (06:16):
He knows what to do, though, right, you can make
so yeah, yeah, yeah, I.

Speaker 2 (06:19):
Know, Canva.

Speaker 1 (06:20):
That's about the skills I have these days.

Speaker 7 (06:24):
That's more than most all Right, Minimalism is huge right now,
So we could just not do much and it'll say
a lot.

Speaker 1 (06:31):
Yeah, I've noticed you in that one minimalistic lifestyle of it. Yeah.
I don't know if it's supposed to be on the
radio though, you know, maybe where you put your couch
and your coffee table and you don't have that many
things in your apartment. But we're paid to talk.

Speaker 2 (06:46):
That's what we're doing.

Speaker 9 (06:47):
It's Valentine in the Morning on my sm listen anywhere
with the iHeartRadio app.

Speaker 1 (06:54):
If you guys want to reach out to part of
the show three one oh four three three one four
three or text line, that's what it is. Say hello,
tell us what you're doing, how you're feeling. Day before Thanksgiving?
Who's working, who's not a lot of people have today
off obviously. Hope you do get tomorrow off with your
friends and family. I hope it's going to be a nice,
easy Thanksgiving. Oh football, I forgot about that.

Speaker 2 (07:13):
How'd you forget?

Speaker 1 (07:14):
I don't know. I've been worried about the copper shortage
he talked about. He freaked out.

Speaker 2 (07:20):
Man, I'm talking about this enough.

Speaker 1 (07:22):
That's his platform, one of four to three. My family.
It is Balancine in the morning. Hi, Heidi, Hi, how
are you good? How you doing Heidi?

Speaker 2 (07:32):
What's going on, I'm.

Speaker 10 (07:33):
So excited to be talking with you.

Speaker 1 (07:35):
Really, Wow, I am what what brings the excitement level
to you?

Speaker 10 (07:41):
First of all, you guys are all like family to me.
I've been listening since two thousand and realized this is
my twenty fifth anniversary listening to Valentine in the Morning.

Speaker 1 (07:52):
Wow, twenty five years of hearing my voice.

Speaker 10 (07:56):
I realized that because my daughter was and we had
been listening to Radio Disney becaus they were little, and
my daughter said that she felt like she was too
old for Radio Disney. Well, the only safe show to
listen to was your show, and it had the contemporary music,
but it had a you know, safe conversation on our
way to school. So we started listening to it every morning.

Speaker 1 (08:18):
And that's great. Twenty five years of that. Wow. Yeah,
I how old your daughter now?

Speaker 10 (08:23):
She's turning thirty one in January, but she's thirty, JOHNI.

Speaker 1 (08:26):
Just turned thirty today day.

Speaker 2 (08:30):
We knew that.

Speaker 1 (08:31):
Yeah, that that's crazy. Okay too on the way to
school and everything, as you were a little kid listening
to the show too, lies myself fast.

Speaker 10 (08:42):
Yes, yes, you said yesterday that today was your birthday.
Happy birthday.

Speaker 2 (08:47):
Well, thank you so much. I appreciate that. And John,
you're held thirty again.

Speaker 9 (08:53):
Again.

Speaker 1 (08:54):
Well you went back to the well in that poor guy.
I did the same joke a second ago. You're like,
and one more time, John fell people in the back
of the room.

Speaker 2 (09:04):
Yeah, very specific about the age.

Speaker 1 (09:07):
How's how's your daughter doing? What's she into?

Speaker 10 (09:09):
She is teaching in Boston English, that's the second language. Yeah,
she's adopted three kids out of foster program, her and
her husband.

Speaker 1 (09:18):
Oh my gosh.

Speaker 10 (09:19):
After there. Yeah, so I fly back and forth to Boston.
I think about you because I know you go back east.
While you were going back east to see your mom.

Speaker 1 (09:27):
Yeah, now she's out here. Yeah, you're right man.

Speaker 6 (09:31):
Yep.

Speaker 1 (09:32):
Do you think in God are we like? I mean,
I hate to say saints. I'm not saying that word. Okay,
not using that word, Saints not being used. But your
daughter listened us for so many years and she became
an amazing woman that fostered children then brought them into
her family into her life. Wow, did we did we

(09:52):
make that? Did we do that?

Speaker 10 (09:55):
I think yep? I think it's a family thing.

Speaker 1 (09:58):
We did it, Heidi, we did it. We made a
wonderful little girl, didn't.

Speaker 6 (10:02):
We we did.

Speaker 10 (10:04):
Oh my god, terrific.

Speaker 1 (10:05):
She's the best. I'm so proud, so proud. That's really
nice to be calling Heidi. I appreciate that.

Speaker 8 (10:11):
Yep.

Speaker 10 (10:11):
Well, thank you for being there every morning.

Speaker 1 (10:13):
Of course. Are you on our Christmas card list?

Speaker 10 (10:15):
No, I'd love to be.

Speaker 1 (10:17):
Well, let's get you on that. I can put you
in a hold and they'll take your address. Okay, thank
you so much.

Speaker 10 (10:21):
I'll have a great holiday.

Speaker 1 (10:23):
All you too, Heidi. All the best, got.

Speaker 9 (10:24):
Blessed Valentine in the Morning four nineties to now.

Speaker 1 (10:34):
One A four to three, my fam, it is Valentine
in the Morning date before our Thanksgiving. We've got kids
telling corny jokes in the radio. That's coming up later on.
One of my favorite things about our show is doing
that every year. We also this fun thing at Halloween
where kids get to come on the air and do
a practice tricker treat and tell us what they're wearing
and stuff like that. Then the corny jokes a lot
of fun. So listen, two or three times a year
we really nail it.

Speaker 5 (10:55):
We shoay something for the holidays. Maybe kids can talk
to Santaga.

Speaker 1 (10:59):
I put that one of the observations emails that would
send out nightly. Do you remember that? Yes, you don't,
I do, tell me about it.

Speaker 3 (11:07):
We should have kids call in.

Speaker 5 (11:09):
We'll have a direct line to Santa and maybe we
can help them get the present that they want under
their tree.

Speaker 1 (11:14):
Oh you know, wow, must have come into a budget.
How kids, you're gonna get the present that you want?
So getting Santa in the pseudo might be hard, right,
but that was one of ideas. Kids calling a chance
to talk to Santa. I think it's very, very cute.
And why let one station have all the Christmas fun, right?

Speaker 3 (11:34):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (11:34):
Why?

Speaker 3 (11:35):
I'm sure Santa listens to all the.

Speaker 1 (11:37):
Santa enjoys many radio stations and the iHeart family he does.
So anyway, is there a helper for Santa? They could
call into Oh you know Santa's brother Bob.

Speaker 3 (11:49):
Like Bernard from Santa Claus.

Speaker 1 (11:52):
Now who is Bernard and Santa Claus he was the.

Speaker 3 (11:54):
Right hand man, right hand elf?

Speaker 1 (11:56):
Right? Yeah, okay, I think I do remember that. So
maybe they call in a talk to Bernard. Maybe you
play the part of Bernard.

Speaker 2 (12:02):
Hi, I'm Bernard. M hmmm.

Speaker 7 (12:06):
I feel like if we're Valentine in the morning, I
think we can get Santa.

Speaker 2 (12:09):
You know what I mean.

Speaker 7 (12:10):
No one wants to talk to Santa. No one wants
to talk to Bernard respectfully.

Speaker 2 (12:15):
You have a line to see. Honestly, I'll give it
a try.

Speaker 1 (12:19):
Wow, I really like my impression. I don't know really
immediately dismissed.

Speaker 5 (12:24):
But we could just create a brand new Bernard, you
know what I mean, like a new Santa helper.

Speaker 1 (12:28):
Yeah, new Santa helper, because we could always Santas helpers.
Kids don't know we do stuff on our private tie.
You know, I mean, I'm turning into Santa's doppel ganger.
You know, I've got the beard in the belly.

Speaker 3 (12:39):
Stopped in the parking lot.

Speaker 1 (12:41):
One time I was stopped at a parking lot and
the mom said, look, there's Santa. You better behave yourself.
And I'm just in street clothes, nothing red, nothing with
white fur.

Speaker 3 (12:54):
You're off the clock.

Speaker 1 (12:55):
Yeah, street clothes with a belly and of beard.

Speaker 8 (12:57):
And you stepped in and you did tell them to
behave which is I did?

Speaker 1 (13:01):
That's no milk cookies from the Mommy one of four
three my event. It is Valence in the morning, Today's
dumb Game coming on next, it's the mind Meld. Yes,
the Thanksgiving edition.

Speaker 3 (13:17):
Oh I love this. I love mind meld.

Speaker 8 (13:19):
So if you don't know, John's gonna throw out a
term and then everyone has to kind of fill in
the blank.

Speaker 1 (13:26):
Can we have an example job before we do this?
The term you went through around? We have to fill
in the blank.

Speaker 2 (13:30):
Yeah. Sure.

Speaker 7 (13:30):
If I said Thanksgiving blank, then we would all write
down what word we would associate with Thanksgiving, and then
we hold our words up at the end, and then
the more people we match with, the more points we get.

Speaker 3 (13:39):
So the point is we all want the same word.

Speaker 1 (13:42):
We want to mind meld with somebody on the show.
So he said Thanksgiving blank. On account of three, we
all say what our word would have been? Three to one? Parade?
What did you say? I said parade? What'd you say?

Speaker 2 (13:54):
Dinner?

Speaker 1 (13:55):
Would you say? I said? Hat said cuddles.

Speaker 8 (13:57):
Puddles, cuddles, Thanksgiving cuddle you cuddle with your family and
Thanksgiving Thanksgiving cuddles.

Speaker 2 (14:03):
No, don't let me show you. Everyone's got their family traditions.
Let's not poop poo John. He wants he's back.

Speaker 1 (14:09):
We all have our family traditions. Some people do Thanksgiving
cuddles to watch the parade. Some people go and horse race,
horse race. We'll do that. Coming up next to Valentine Morning,
Mine Melts.

Speaker 9 (14:25):
Call Valentine in the Morning eight six six five four
four six nine, height.

Speaker 1 (14:30):
Six thirty six. The weather today cloudy, cool, tempt sixties,
low seventies, fifty six in door day sixty in Newport Beach.
Jill's got the entertainment headlines coming up.

Speaker 5 (14:40):
I'm sorry to keep bringing you this news, but another
loved animated character is now going on a killing spree
in a new gory film.

Speaker 7 (14:49):
Good.

Speaker 3 (14:49):
I'll tell you who it is this time, and this
name is known worldwide. I'll tell you who it is
at six fifty.

Speaker 1 (14:54):
I wonder if they should do something with the Smurfs,
like could you see the Smurfs like attacking people and stuff?

Speaker 2 (14:59):
Yeah, there, terrifying.

Speaker 1 (15:01):
They're blue for they make you bleed.

Speaker 2 (15:03):
Red by Popushart.

Speaker 1 (15:09):
John take it away, buddy.

Speaker 7 (15:10):
All right, Today we're playing the Valentine in the Morning
mind meld.

Speaker 2 (15:13):
Everyone plays this game.

Speaker 7 (15:15):
We're even bringing a collar up on this one. I'm
gonna give out a word. It's gonna be followed by
a blank space, and then each of us will write
down whatever word we would associate with that first word.

Speaker 1 (15:24):
Okay, hello caller, A little bit morning. That's you, Paul.
How are you, buddy?

Speaker 6 (15:32):
Oh?

Speaker 10 (15:32):
Pretty good about yourself?

Speaker 1 (15:33):
You all right? Ready to play the mind meld? Do
you know how it works?

Speaker 10 (15:37):
Uh? Yeah, yeah, I got it?

Speaker 1 (15:39):
All right, man, John, take it away? All right?

Speaker 7 (15:40):
Here comes your first word, sweet blank sweet.

Speaker 1 (15:49):
You don't say it, you wait till we ask you
to reveal it. But okay, so we know you'res all right,
Paul says, sweet dreams. Nice, very good. Got your rhythms
in your mind there too. I like that sweet dreams.
The man of these Brian says, sweet cheeks, sweet cheeks. Okay,
we're trying to match with somebody to get a point here,

(16:10):
Laura says Caroline. All right, Laura. Jill says, sweet cheeks,
you said Caroline, Val said Caroline, Caroline, sweet cheeks. Never
seems so good.

Speaker 11 (16:32):
We're gonna make up points to the points however he
sees it, because every times it was a half point
for this.

Speaker 7 (16:37):
That's three points from me Laura and Val, two for
Jill and Brian. Paul, Sorry, you're still trailing. Okay, all right,
your next word, yes, side blank, side blank?

Speaker 2 (16:53):
All right?

Speaker 1 (16:53):
What did you write down? Paul side what side dish? Thanksgiving?
Very good side dish? Side piece? Side piece? Okay, all right,
all right, Laura side piece side piece as well, Jill.

Speaker 3 (17:12):
Side boobio.

Speaker 1 (17:20):
Side. This is because you're talking the guy that grabbed
your side. Yes, exactly. There was a guy that used
to work here that I didn't find out until years
later that he would hug Jill and go for a
little side Ye.

Speaker 3 (17:30):
Yes, I know.

Speaker 1 (17:31):
I'm sorry to hear that. Thank you, John.

Speaker 2 (17:34):
Also inside peace, I.

Speaker 1 (17:36):
Went side hustle. I'm the only clean one on the
show here. Oh yeah, Paul side dish.

Speaker 3 (17:46):
Yes, that's not dirty.

Speaker 1 (17:48):
That's not dirty.

Speaker 2 (17:50):
Dirty.

Speaker 1 (17:51):
No, I said, you and Paul are clean. Oh that's right.
Oh I got it now. Okay, yes, so get back
to your corner. Okay, next word.

Speaker 7 (17:59):
Hot blank, hot blank?

Speaker 1 (18:06):
All right, I got something. It's that's a tough one, Paul.
What do you got for hot blank?

Speaker 9 (18:12):
I don't sit.

Speaker 12 (18:13):
Tears are getting like X rated here?

Speaker 10 (18:15):
How about hot girl?

Speaker 1 (18:17):
Hot girl? Boy? You really went full throttle that one.

Speaker 2 (18:20):
Crazy.

Speaker 1 (18:21):
I wrote hot girl summer, oh said aloud. That's like
three words in Oh yeah. But if we take away
the word summer, what do you have hot girl girl.

Speaker 3 (18:31):
All right, okay, I said hot, sang hot thing. I
said hot to Molly, okay.

Speaker 2 (18:40):
John, I said hot Mama, okay.

Speaker 1 (18:42):
And I said hot to Molly.

Speaker 2 (18:44):
Yeah, all right, and all right, here we go.

Speaker 1 (18:51):
Next word. He's just making up. Nobody knows if you're scoring.
Let us know who wins this.

Speaker 2 (18:59):
Alright, go ahead, John, bird blank bird blank.

Speaker 1 (19:07):
It's hard to make some of these dirties, John, No,
but that's the rulers of the game here.

Speaker 3 (19:13):
It's not cards against humanity.

Speaker 1 (19:14):
She's doing side boob over there, like that's the most
common phrase that's said during the day. Hey, side boob
actually for me? Okay, Paul, what do you got?

Speaker 2 (19:24):
Bird?

Speaker 8 (19:24):
What?

Speaker 12 (19:26):
Bird brain?

Speaker 1 (19:27):
Bird Brain's a great one.

Speaker 2 (19:28):
Man.

Speaker 1 (19:28):
I love that. I wrote bird flu, bird flu.

Speaker 3 (19:32):
I had bird okay, Jill bird poop?

Speaker 11 (19:36):
Oh god, I did bird man, I did bird watcher.
I should have won ages ago.

Speaker 2 (19:47):
Technically Laura is winning.

Speaker 1 (19:51):
All right. Sorry, Well that's my daughter right there.

Speaker 2 (19:53):
All right.

Speaker 7 (19:54):
Stuffed blank, okay, stuffed, we got this. You have to yeah,
stuffed blank, all.

Speaker 1 (20:08):
Right, Paul, what do you got.

Speaker 10 (20:11):
Stuffed turkey?

Speaker 1 (20:13):
All right? Stuffed belly stuff belly okay, go ahead, Laura
stuffed booty.

Speaker 7 (20:22):
We don't have to what is stuff to be this booty?

Speaker 1 (20:27):
I don't even know what to snuff belly?

Speaker 5 (20:30):
But because I panicked I heard booty, I just and
that's how this game works.

Speaker 1 (20:35):
Okay, turkey stuff turkey. I did stuffed crust. I did
stuffed shorts. Anybody won that round? No one got a
point during that round. Okay, Wow, like you stuff your
shorts to the beach.

Speaker 9 (20:51):
Who does that?

Speaker 2 (20:52):
I get it.

Speaker 1 (20:54):
I don't know. I've never heard of anybody doing that.
You never put a potato down there.

Speaker 3 (21:00):
I don't need to last word.

Speaker 13 (21:02):
Well, I know you don't need to family blank. All right,
I mean this this should be family blank. Well, I
mean I got two in my head.

Speaker 1 (21:14):
Now, all right, what do you got, Paul, family dinner.

Speaker 10 (21:20):
I'm sticking with the Thanksgiving theme.

Speaker 1 (21:22):
That's a great thing to stick with.

Speaker 2 (21:23):
That's too wholesome already. No, that's not going anywhere.

Speaker 1 (21:26):
Well I wrote family fun.

Speaker 2 (21:28):
Oh oh, good for you.

Speaker 3 (21:29):
That on the opposite, I wrote family feud.

Speaker 5 (21:33):
Okay, all right, all right, family matters for me?

Speaker 2 (21:37):
Did family fight?

Speaker 1 (21:39):
I did family tree. We all stick. We got to
get one here to go out on a really good one.

Speaker 13 (21:45):
John, Okay, thank you blanky.

Speaker 1 (21:49):
Thank you blank, thank you blank? All right, Paul, what
do you got for? Thank you? Blank? Thank you note?

Speaker 2 (22:01):
Mhmm, thank you? Next, good one?

Speaker 3 (22:05):
Thank you?

Speaker 2 (22:07):
Next?

Speaker 1 (22:09):
Shoot? I did thank you, officer. I just assume he
let me go. I did, thank you, Kurt, Kurt Newendorff, Yeah,
huh what. No one was gonna win anyway at this point,

(22:29):
Laura is Laura's winner. Laura trying to make a dirty Paul, thanks, buddy.
We're gonna sent Paul somewhere. Oh, how about an evening
with Brenton Zach of Shine Down. Buddy? You want that?
It's yours? Could I do? But not not's Mary Farmer

(22:54):
family four pack. I think we can make that work, buddy.
We'll take care of you that one. You got it?

Speaker 7 (23:00):
Okay? Cool?

Speaker 1 (23:01):
You got to write the thank you notes to uh
Brendan Zach from Shinedown though, let him know that you
can't make it or the card whatever. All right, hang
Title'll get you all said, hang on, Laura, good job. Honestly,
that round not as dirty as I thought it would be.
Like we've done this before and we'll do it again
after Thanksgiving, where it's gotten very dirty, very quickly, like

(23:21):
the dirtiest with little side boob doesn't know, but it's stuff.
But it doesn't even make sense.

Speaker 2 (23:30):
I agree.

Speaker 1 (23:31):
I'll explain it to you when we play a song.
You can explain that to me. Stuffed, but it doesn't
I don't. I've never heard that phrase before. Why your
eyes getting bigger? Do you figure something else?

Speaker 2 (23:43):
How is this just registered?

Speaker 3 (23:45):
I thought, like cheeks like yeah, she got like a yeah,
you know.

Speaker 1 (23:50):
I just thought it was just so dippy that it
didn't mean anything. Congratulations, Congratulations, we've not yet lost No.

Speaker 3 (24:10):
Six?

Speaker 1 (24:11):
What are you yacking about over there? Are you yacking
about it? I think? Yeah? You were mumbling on your
breath as I he was talking to you. I opened
the microphone six forty nine in the backgrounding here, something
jumping over here.

Speaker 3 (24:26):
I asked a question, and then he answered.

Speaker 1 (24:27):
But did he grumble it to you? That sounded like
a grumble to me.

Speaker 5 (24:30):
I think he was just trying to not be too
loud to distract from everybody else in the room.

Speaker 1 (24:33):
Well, that's any go over. Yeah, I got a mini
Ozzy Osbourne. Now we have to palate clean, so to speak.
Here after you guys with your dirty little mind Melds
there by the way, somebody said you never put a
potato in shorts. You're like, I'm absolutely dead with that one.
I that was a trick that was taught to me

(24:56):
back in the day as a young man going to
the beach at Rocky pass it down from generation generation generation,
and obviously didn't grab an idaho. You know, uh, you'd
put it down when you were a young man and
you weren't that confident maybe or something like that, you
put it down the front of your shorts. But the
gentleman that told me had passed this trick down to me,

(25:21):
he never told me much about it, so just put
the potato down there, and I didn't know what he meant,
so I put it down the back. You don't have
the same reaction from from the ladies on the beach.
I bet it's different.

Speaker 5 (25:33):
Yeah, I think even in the front there would be
a weird reaction to having a potato in your swim drunks.

Speaker 1 (25:40):
Hey, don't knock it.

Speaker 5 (25:43):
How does he stay in a You're not wearing underwear
with your trunks, are you?

Speaker 1 (25:46):
Well, at least speedos you wear like little speedos? Yes, yes,
you do. You wear little speedos. And then you have
that potato there, and it's a passed down tradition from
a lot of East Coast beach goers.

Speaker 3 (25:59):
I see, okay, see, I grew up on the West Coast.

Speaker 1 (26:01):
So it didn't reach the West coast. Okay, got it,
because it's just fine on your own. Yes, Okay, again,
the backside is not their right side. Okay for some mine.
You want kids to call now you see.

Speaker 8 (26:11):
Maybe should we give this a little space before we
ask it's the call if we could do headlines baby,
and then yeah.

Speaker 1 (26:17):
We have the corny jokes, right. We do this every
year the day before Thanksgiving. If your kids want to
come in here and tell a corny joke, feel free.
They get some fames glory. They're on the radio. You
played around the Thanksgiving table like, oh my god, look
little Johnny was on with that morning show that we
listened to. Oh that's so great past some potatoes.

Speaker 2 (26:34):
Don't say that.

Speaker 1 (26:37):
Eight sixty six five four four. Favor texting three one
oh four three. We can call you back in a second.

Speaker 7 (26:41):
Two.

Speaker 1 (26:42):
It's balance on in the morning one o four three
my FM.

Speaker 9 (26:45):
Here's what's coming up in entertainment headlines.

Speaker 5 (26:48):
You may have seen this online about this huge disparity
between Cynthia and Arianna for their pay in Wicked.

Speaker 3 (26:57):
It got so bad.

Speaker 5 (26:58):
Universals to make a statement.

Speaker 3 (27:00):
I'll tell you what they said about it. Right after
Traffic one.

Speaker 5 (27:03):
Four to three, my FM Entertainment headlines Steamboat Willie. That
was the animated short that introduced Mickey Mouse way back
in the day, and now that character is public domain,
so of course we are getting an indie horror movie
take about Mickey Mouse in scream Boat.

Speaker 3 (27:22):
Is what they're calling it. And then a little tidbit
about this film.

Speaker 5 (27:26):
If you remember Colin Jost from Saturday Night Live and
Pete Davidson who used to be on SNL, they bought
a Staten Island ferryboat and that was being retired ended
up buying it. Well, this was where the movie was shot,
So there's going to be a gory horror take on
steamboat Willy, Oh Why?

Speaker 3 (27:46):
And online there have been all.

Speaker 5 (27:48):
Kinds of outrageous claims about Cynthia Arrivo and Ariana Grande's
salary when it came to Wicked, and a lot of
people were claiming Ariana Grande made fifteen million dollars for
this movie and Cynthia Rivo made one million.

Speaker 1 (28:04):
No, she did not.

Speaker 3 (28:06):
This is what people were.

Speaker 5 (28:07):
Saying, and then they were they seem to have the
salaries of everybody from the film, and it got still
out of hand these rumors because multiple news outlets were
picking this up as well. Universal had to come out
and make a statement and they said reports of pay
disparity between Cynthia and Ariana are completely false and based
on internet fodder.

Speaker 3 (28:25):
The women received equal pay.

Speaker 1 (28:27):
Oh good for.

Speaker 3 (28:27):
Their work on Wicked. I'm jill with there anytim headline?

Speaker 1 (28:30):
You know what the equal pay was.

Speaker 3 (28:31):
No, we do not know what that was.

Speaker 1 (28:32):
They both got ten million or something. Probably if you
get fifteen probably.

Speaker 5 (28:37):
Right.

Speaker 2 (28:37):
So it works.

Speaker 1 (28:39):
I saw it last night. I loved it really. Wicked
is amazing. If they're not getting like awards for set
design and costume design as well, insane, just absolutely fantastic.

Speaker 5 (28:51):
There is already Oscar buzz too. Cynthia Arrivo, she's great.
They're going to be submitting, from what I understand, in
the main actress category, Ariana Grande getting supporting actress so
that they both will have a chance to win.

Speaker 1 (29:05):
Yeah, yeah, I mean it's it's such a weird thing
because you could submit both in Maine, honestly, but I
get that based on script and stuff, you could make
the argument then for Ariana to be a supporting actress
in it.

Speaker 5 (29:16):
I from what I understand, this is what they did
at the Tony's with Menzel and Kristian Chenna with with
Wicked on Broadway.

Speaker 1 (29:23):
Okay, what I'm not gonna say anything. Jada Monziella, Christian Jenna, great,
wonderful people.

Speaker 8 (29:34):
You said it said it kill Jill's make it a face.

Speaker 1 (29:42):
Don't you gotta trust a face? Trust the face. Trust
the face, Trust the face. It's one of four to three,
my fami. It is Valentine in the morning. I would
say this. I saw Wicked last night's fantastic. It's so good, huh.

Speaker 2 (29:57):
Anyone's singing in the theater when you went, Thank God.

Speaker 1 (30:00):
Nobody's sang in the theater again. And it was like
what two hours and forty five minutes or something of that,
And I never got my food, went to Cinteopolis or yeah,
and my food never came. I got the Southwestern Bowl
with chicken and it never came. They were doing a
live YELP review here, yeah, and so then so then
I hit the button and the dude came over. I'll

(30:22):
show you. I want you to read this. So it's
an hour plus into the movie, right, yeah, And so
the dude comes over because I hit the button. It's
one of these fancy theaters. We get food with your stuff.
And I held up my phone to him. This is
an hour plus into the movie, and this is what
it said again and read it.

Speaker 8 (30:38):
Brian, still waiting at my Southwestern Bowl with chicken I ordered,
and I might as well bring another margarita at this point.

Speaker 1 (30:47):
It might as well bring another margarita at this point,
and he goes, oh my god, I'm so sorry. None
of those came either, and then they charged me for it.
So I had to go see the guy outside and
be like, listen, dude, your food never showed up. And uh,
you know, Margarito showed up and stuff. It was just
me in a bowl of popcorn. Of course, leilanis sitting
next to me chowing on some nachos the entire time, like,
what is this all about.

Speaker 2 (31:07):
Something's gotta hold on me.

Speaker 1 (31:15):
Wake the kids up. I know they're on break, probably
a lot of them, LAUSD a lot of kids from
there on break. If your school district's out a chance
to wake up the kids, get them on the radio
and have some fun here if they're on the way
to school right now. If you guys are in sash in, sorry,
I just turn into John Camuci back. If you're in
sash reach out three one or fourth three. Text huner
called eight sixty six five four four of my family,

(31:35):
it is time for the corny joke hour the day
before Thanksgiving. I'll read you a couple just to get
your warms up here.

Speaker 2 (31:43):
Thank you.

Speaker 1 (31:43):
My wife asked me, why don't you treat me like
you did when we were first dating? So I took
her to dinner, in a movie, then dropped drop her
to parent's house. I would love to get paid to sleep. Gosh,
it'd be a dream job. I called up my landlord
and said, hey, I got a leak in my sink.

(32:05):
I said, go ahead, I'm not judging. Maybe not that
one for a kid. College frat guy got that. I
heard that you should always look into a mirror before
making a big decision. It helps you reflect. Hey, you
know what, if vegetables are so good, why are vegans
always trying to make them taste like meat? Oh guys,

(32:29):
I'm so bummed. About this. I misplaced Dwayne Johnson's cutting
tool for the original Origami Workshop. I can't believe I
lost the rocks, paper scissors.

Speaker 3 (32:43):
These are requiring a lot of thoughts.

Speaker 12 (32:48):
That one.

Speaker 1 (32:48):
I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. Maybe something with less
brain capacity. I'm so sorry. Okay, I got banned from
the Secret Cooking Society. I kept spilling the beans. Big
stuff there. Took my dog to the park. The ducks
kept biting him. She have known that would happen. He's
pure bread. Ah, that's a thinker. That was a thinker.

(33:18):
That was the thinker one you know.

Speaker 2 (33:20):
The response was late.

Speaker 1 (33:24):
Three one O four three is a text line. It
is a battle of the sexes, reps and the man.
His name is Christian. He listened Victor Bill works as
an account manager and enjoys building computers. Put jands together
for Christian. What's up, dude? Hey, good morning morning.

Speaker 3 (33:41):
Representing the ladies. Her name is Tracy. He's from Ukaipa.
He works as a hairstylist and enjoys shopping. Let's say
it for Tracy.

Speaker 1 (33:49):
Hey, Tracy, bye, good morning, good morning. Well here's how
it works, Tracy. I'm gonna ask you a few questions, Christian,
Jill's gonna ask you the questions best at a three
wins still to h the end of regulation, we go
to a. Not's a tough tiebreaker question. Let us start
with the ladies. Here we go. Oh, that's I got

(34:09):
banned from a secret cooking society. Let me find the questions.
Here we go. What NBA teams? What NBA team plays
its home games at Madison Square Garden?

Speaker 12 (34:22):
I have no idea.

Speaker 1 (34:25):
That's the New York Knicks. Who's the child in the
car with you? Who's that?

Speaker 12 (34:30):
That's my youngest Alison. I have all three with me.

Speaker 1 (34:33):
What's up, Allison? How you doing? All right? Good luck
to you mom. Here we go. Okay, the answer was
New York Kicks, of course.

Speaker 3 (34:40):
All right, Christian.

Speaker 5 (34:42):
The brand Madison Reid is best known for what kind
of products?

Speaker 1 (34:48):
The brand Madison read?

Speaker 3 (34:50):
Yes? What kind of products do they have?

Speaker 1 (34:53):
I can't lie.

Speaker 2 (34:53):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (34:55):
It's hair products, hair color?

Speaker 1 (34:57):
Okay? Where it sounds like the kids are playing along
for everybody. Here we go. What fast this is yours?

Speaker 2 (35:02):
Mom?

Speaker 1 (35:03):
What fast food chain once used the slogan think outside
the button?

Speaker 14 (35:09):
I sound like that.

Speaker 1 (35:13):
Now? It was Taco Bell taco bell question.

Speaker 5 (35:18):
What fast food chain once used the slogan habits your.

Speaker 1 (35:21):
Way Burger king?

Speaker 3 (35:24):
Yes, that's right.

Speaker 1 (35:24):
Okay, all right, guys are on the board. You gotta
get this right. Mom, if you want to stay in
the game. Why do I keep calling her mom? I
guess the three kids in the car?

Speaker 12 (35:32):
Mommy, that's my wife. That's that's good enough.

Speaker 1 (35:35):
Yeah, I hear you. That's life right. All your is
an uber driver to those kids. Okay? Who is the host?
Who's the host of reality TV show Diners, Drive Ins
and Dives?

Speaker 7 (35:47):
Who?

Speaker 1 (35:49):
There you go?

Speaker 3 (35:50):
And Christian? You can win it with this one.

Speaker 5 (35:52):
Jesse Palmer is the current host of what ABC show.

Speaker 1 (36:00):
I'm Gonna take a shot in the dark? Not don No,
Good Morning America.

Speaker 3 (36:05):
He's on the Bachelor.

Speaker 1 (36:06):
Wow, that was all right. Let's go to a no,
it's a tough tiebreaker question. Holler out your name. If
you know the answer, your name will be your buzzer.
Wait until Brian Burton finishes asking the question before you
buzz in.

Speaker 8 (36:20):
Other than politics, what topics do you not want to
talk about during Thanksgiving?

Speaker 1 (36:25):
Christian?

Speaker 12 (36:25):
Crazy?

Speaker 3 (36:26):
Christian?

Speaker 2 (36:29):
I do not want to talk about football?

Speaker 1 (36:33):
Okay? Why not? Is your football team.

Speaker 2 (36:35):
Not good, not right now?

Speaker 1 (36:37):
Who's your football tean? Honest? The Las Vegas Raiders, Okay, yeah,
they're horrible, tough. Yeah, they're never good. They're never gonna
be good.

Speaker 2 (36:45):
Half the family is still Niners fans, and.

Speaker 1 (36:48):
It's just yeah, yeah, we kicked the Raiders out of
California because you're so bad. All right, fellas. When you
got a buddy congratulations Battle of SEXUS championship certificate posted
on social used a hashtag balance out in the morning,
you share that with pride. Okay, okay and Tisa go
see Mary J. Blige into a dome March first Congratulations

(37:12):
around still now ticketmaster dot com. Awesome, thank you so much.
Great here, cool deal, Tracy. As you exit the stage,
this moment is entirely yours. You take it away.

Speaker 12 (37:25):
Thanks for letting me play, and I hope everybody has
a great Thanksgiving.

Speaker 1 (37:30):
Oh, thank you. Who's the oldest kid you got in
the car? Who's the oldest?

Speaker 12 (37:34):
That's Audrey. We're on our way to water polo practice.

Speaker 1 (37:37):
I love it, Audrey. How old are you?

Speaker 10 (37:40):
I'm sixteen?

Speaker 1 (37:40):
Okay, Audrey, you hang on. You're gonna tell a corny
joke on the air. It's gonna be fantastic. Okay, so
don't hang up. No, I got We're gonna give you
a joke. It's gonna be great. Don't worry, hang on,
hang on.

Speaker 9 (37:52):
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incredible power and fuel efficiency with Toyota Electric. Five three
things you need to know right now.

Speaker 1 (38:03):
I don't know if, like Dodger fans at some point
might even say, no, we're good. Listen, we don't. We don't.
Don't take everybody you know, and we are just we're
stacked already. It's like, we're so good. The news this
morning star pitcher Blake Snell heading to the Dodgers and
a five year deal one hundred and eighty two million dollars.
Cell is a two time cy Young winner. He made
the news official himself by sharing a photo of him

(38:24):
in a Dodger's uniform. He's gonna join force with shoey
O Tani and is stacked, absolutely stacked Dodgers' rotation. If
you've got another favorite baseball team, I hope they played
in the American League, you know, I hope that's where
they are. The popular Latin Music fest of All Besme
Mucho has been canceled. The show is supposed to take
place at Dodger Stadium next month. Lineup included Shakira, Pitbull,

(38:47):
and Rique Lesis and much more. It's not exactly clear
why the event was canceled, but organizers posted on Instagram
that it was due to circumstances beyond their control. Maybe
the Dodgers were gonna put some money in but spend
it all on Blake Snell.

Speaker 7 (39:00):
So Billboard dropped this list of the top pop stars
of the twenty first century, and people are beefing over
some of these top picks, specifically number one and number two,
which are the correct picks, but the order in which
you place them is up for debate. They claim number
two on the Biggest Pop Stars of the twenty first
century is Taylor Swift number two and.

Speaker 2 (39:17):
Number one is Beyonce.

Speaker 7 (39:20):
Oh now, I already know Brian agrees with the list
as is, but some people online are back and forth
on it depending on who your favorite artist is. So,
as you can imagine, it's stirring up quite the controversy.
I'm joh Komuci. That's's trending the music eight.

Speaker 1 (39:31):
Sixty six five four to four MYFM. Text in three
one oh four three. If you've got a corny joke,
you want to reach out, your kids want to be
on the radio, Text into three one oh four to three.

Speaker 5 (39:40):
Like what did the nut say to the other nut
in a game of tag?

Speaker 1 (39:44):
What did the nut say to the other nut in
a game of tag?

Speaker 3 (39:49):
I'm a Cashew.

Speaker 1 (39:55):
Audrey yours right ahead.

Speaker 10 (39:58):
I spent my entire life. It was on pasta.

Speaker 12 (40:01):
It was worth every penny.

Speaker 1 (40:08):
Thank you, young lady. You're sixteen years old, right, Yeah,
and you're on your way to water polo practice.

Speaker 3 (40:13):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (40:13):
How do you do it? How do you guys like
keep swimming all that time?

Speaker 12 (40:17):
We have to like spread our legs in a certain
way called pig beatings.

Speaker 10 (40:21):
And yeah, that's pretty much it.

Speaker 1 (40:23):
In the words of somebody very wise, I will share
with you. Just keep swimming. Thank you, Having Thanksgiving?

Speaker 9 (40:35):
Thank you?

Speaker 10 (40:36):
Can I get on the Christmas cardino?

Speaker 1 (40:37):
Of course again? Hang out, We'll pick up un tell
you how to do it? Hang out one second?

Speaker 7 (40:40):
Okay, just shoot fun stuff.

Speaker 1 (40:49):
Jackson, good morning, good morning. How you doing buddy. I'm
doing great. I love it well. Day before Thanksgiving? We
want to hear you corny joke.

Speaker 8 (40:59):
What do you get, pal, What do you call a
hundred baby sheep rolling down a hill?

Speaker 1 (41:04):
What do you call one hundred baby sheep rolling down
a hill?

Speaker 5 (41:09):
Go ahead, tell us lambside, Very.

Speaker 1 (41:18):
Good, lamb slide. That's good, dude, Jackson, Happy Thanksgiving to you
and your family.

Speaker 2 (41:22):
Okay, thank you you too.

Speaker 1 (41:25):
You got anything that mom or Dad's gonna be making
for the dinner table that you really like? Your favorite dish?

Speaker 12 (41:31):
I like the turkey and especially the mass potatoes was gravy.

Speaker 1 (41:35):
Yeah, tell your mom a pro tip, mix the mashed
potatoes with a blender, get them fluffy, get some air
in that bad boy.

Speaker 15 (41:47):
Yeah, thanks banks you later all, see you later.

Speaker 1 (41:53):
I got a little Valentine and training there? What are
you laughing at?

Speaker 5 (41:57):
I was so confused? And then is my own fault
because I was like, doesn't everybody do it in a blunder?

Speaker 3 (42:03):
But of course I'm thinking mixer.

Speaker 2 (42:05):
Yeah, that was all me.

Speaker 3 (42:06):
I was just laughing at myself.

Speaker 1 (42:08):
A hand mixer. Whatever. Yeah, that's what I meant. That
was all a little confusing. It's a laugh. What was
so worried about that? Do you guess? How do you
you just do mass use mash your potatoes. No, some
people don't use a hand mixer.

Speaker 3 (42:21):
They just mash, just mash them.

Speaker 1 (42:22):
Yeah, and they're fine too. Get a little more aerration
and stuff, you know.

Speaker 3 (42:26):
I think that those would be lumpy.

Speaker 1 (42:28):
Their mass pretty well, they're STI pretty good, okay, if
you boil them enough, you know, and get soft. Hey,
good morning, Aurora, Good morning. How are you Aurora? Would
you like to tell a funny, corny little joke for us?

Speaker 5 (42:47):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (42:47):
Yeah, okay, you go right ahead.

Speaker 15 (42:50):
What should you expect at the end of Thanksgiving?

Speaker 1 (42:54):
What should you expect at the end of Thanksgiving? I
don't know what.

Speaker 9 (43:01):
The letter?

Speaker 15 (43:02):
Gh my goodness, that's greater or we appreciate that.

Speaker 14 (43:14):
Thank you?

Speaker 1 (43:14):
Are you excited for Thanksgiving?

Speaker 3 (43:16):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (43:17):
Yeah, yay, I love it.

Speaker 9 (43:20):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (43:21):
Now, Hi, hello, other child? Who's that?

Speaker 9 (43:25):
Her name is Delaney?

Speaker 1 (43:27):
Hi, Delaney Hury hold on? I have a question, Yes,
go right ahead.

Speaker 4 (43:33):
Can we be on your guys? This Christmas card.

Speaker 1 (43:35):
List, the Valentine in the Morning Family Christmas card list
was so close to being sponsored this year, but alas
it's coming out of my pocket again. Oh, I know,
I know what's going on back there in sales, you know, Yes,
you're on that list. Congraduations high tight. We'll get your information. Okay,

(43:56):
thank you, thank you, thanks while I'm happy to Thanksgiving ladies.

Speaker 4 (43:59):
Thanks you have the best sad.

Speaker 1 (44:03):
Thanksgiving text Valentine in the morning at three one oh
four three. We all drive Todas here on Valentine in
the morning. By the way, what do fish get high
on seaweed? That's coming from Brian's child. He just texted
that to me. My kids, don't we all drive Todas

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Speaker 1 (44:53):
Your kids got corny jokes haven't reached out right now
three one oh four three, or call us if they
want to be on the radio. Eight sixty six five
four four maya them all right? It is seven thirty seven.
The weather today cloudy, cool, tempts sixties, low seventies, fifty
at Monroebia. Sixties were Santa Anna Jilli's got the entertainment
headlines coming up.

Speaker 5 (45:11):
Adele is celebrating the end of her two year Las
Vegas residency with a keepsake for the fans.

Speaker 3 (45:17):
I'll tell you what it is coming up at seven fifty.

Speaker 1 (45:19):
Do you remember when the record company invited us to
go see Adele in Vegas?

Speaker 2 (45:23):
Do I ever?

Speaker 1 (45:24):
And they were going to pay for it, and we
were going to go and see Adele and bring our
ss yes, and it was a big deal. And I
told my wife and I said, this is your Christmas
gift early and then it got canceled and the record
company never called us back for Adele in Vegas? Do
you remember that?

Speaker 2 (45:39):
I remember the.

Speaker 1 (45:40):
Cruelest of cruel jokes.

Speaker 5 (45:42):
I know.

Speaker 1 (45:42):
Then we find out that Adele actually, when she's in town,
listens to our show whilst driving her child to school.
Like many of you do, and thank you guys for that.
She would listen to Valentine in the morning. Clearly, it's
not listening right now because I'm begging for her two
flies on her private jet too. All right, Good morning Savannah.

Speaker 2 (46:02):
Hi?

Speaker 1 (46:03):
How old are you? Fie?

Speaker 2 (46:05):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (46:05):
I loved being five When I was five, I had
so much fun. Are you having fun? Yeah? Five is fun?

Speaker 5 (46:11):
Why do you.

Speaker 1 (46:13):
One more time? Be his dad? Interrupted? You take it
nice and slow? Go ahead.

Speaker 5 (46:17):
What do you call funny mount What do you call
a funny mountain?

Speaker 3 (46:22):
Hill?

Speaker 1 (46:26):
Hilarious? That's not bad. I like that. I like that
a lot. Thank you very much, young lady. Can I
can I tell you a corny joke that you can
use at the dinner table?

Speaker 5 (46:41):
Mm hmm.

Speaker 1 (46:42):
What is a lumberjacks favorite month? It's the month of
sep Tim. Happy Thanksgiving guy, Bye bye? Good morning Dominic.

Speaker 5 (47:04):
Hi.

Speaker 1 (47:04):
How you doing, buddy? You're ten years old? Right? Eleven? Eleven?

Speaker 12 (47:09):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (47:09):
I had you hold too long? Okay, light it up,
budd What do you got for a joke?

Speaker 2 (47:15):
Okay?

Speaker 10 (47:15):
What did sushi want say to sushi too?

Speaker 1 (47:18):
What did sushi wan say to sushi two?

Speaker 10 (47:22):
Say it again?

Speaker 1 (47:26):
What sabi saby was Sabi Sushi won the sushi too
with Sabby. You don't get it, get it, Brian doesn't
get it.

Speaker 2 (47:36):
You're a commercial, I think.

Speaker 1 (47:37):
So okay, listen, I got one for you.

Speaker 2 (47:38):
You're ready.

Speaker 1 (47:39):
Tell this during Thanksgiving dinner and say Valentine in the morning,
gave it to you. Okay, Okay. When you walk into
a restroom, you're American. When you walk out of the restroom,
you're American. But while you're in there, European. What say

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thanks Dominic, thanks Dad, thank you, thank you.

Speaker 9 (48:08):
I'm fond of ways do I take your late to
feel And I'm.

Speaker 2 (48:11):
Going through.

Speaker 1 (48:16):
The weekend. Die for you one of four, three fam
it's Valatide in the morning. It's corny joke Wednesday, the
day before Thanksgiving. We do this every year, been doing
it for a long time and it's always kind of
a fun little thing the day before Thanksgiving. So you
get a corny joke with your kids, reach out, they
can tell it on the air. Brian, from your kids, Well,
this isn't really a joke. Actually this is serious, So
forgive me for Oh bring it during the music down,
So sorry, Okay. They say that four out of five

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people suffer from diarrhea. I guess I'm the one person
that enjoys it. What you know it?

Speaker 2 (48:50):
Don't suffer from it?

Speaker 1 (48:52):
And why would you enjoy it? Brian, That's such a
strange thing to enjoy. Don't ask any follow up questions. Okay, Jill, yes,
your joke.

Speaker 3 (49:02):
Hey guys, Okay, what does a baby computer call his father?

Speaker 1 (49:06):
What does a baby computer call his father?

Speaker 2 (49:10):
Data?

Speaker 10 (49:11):
Data?

Speaker 2 (49:12):
Data?

Speaker 1 (49:13):
That's not bad data, John. Why do ducks have feathers
on their tails? Why do ducks have feathers on their
tails that have their butt quacks? Okay, that might be
one of my favorites. All morning. Good morning, Hi, Sophie,
good morning. How are you doing, Sophie?

Speaker 4 (49:33):
I'm doing good. How about you?

Speaker 1 (49:34):
Very good? And you're calling from what town? There you
go and you're seventeen. How's life going for you?

Speaker 4 (49:42):
It's going great, it's going great.

Speaker 1 (49:44):
Yeah. Junior or senior year?

Speaker 4 (49:45):
Senior year?

Speaker 1 (49:46):
Oh my gosh, what is that like?

Speaker 4 (49:48):
It's kind of nerve wracking.

Speaker 1 (49:50):
Actually, yeah, have you thought about college and where you
might want to go?

Speaker 4 (49:54):
Yeah, I'm hopefully I'm hopefully Am I going to cast
peopullart in?

Speaker 1 (49:57):
Okay?

Speaker 3 (49:58):
Nice?

Speaker 1 (50:00):
That's awesome, man, what do you want to study Do
you have any ideas?

Speaker 4 (50:04):
I want to study nursing because I want to become
a pediatrician.

Speaker 1 (50:07):
Oh, that's amazing, that's very very cool. It's such a
great job. And if you love kids, it's a perfect
job for you.

Speaker 4 (50:14):
Yes, and I do.

Speaker 1 (50:15):
And corny jokes would be so good as a pediatrician.
So you go right ahead the stage as yours.

Speaker 4 (50:21):
Okay. Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

Speaker 1 (50:25):
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

Speaker 4 (50:28):
It was too tired.

Speaker 1 (50:32):
It was too tired. That's not bad. That's not bad.
Do you know what a sailor's favorite letter is? What
the sea?

Speaker 2 (50:45):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (50:45):
I just read it off the text line. It's not mine.
But thank you for the credit. That's very sweet of you.

Speaker 7 (50:53):
Thank you.

Speaker 10 (50:53):
I have a question, go right ahead.

Speaker 4 (50:55):
Can we be on your Valentine say it again? Can
we be on the Valentine Day Christmas card list.

Speaker 1 (51:03):
The Valentine in the Morning Christmas card list, the family
Christmas card? Yeah, we got enough of the words to
understand what talking about. Now let me ask you a question.
Do you want to be on that? Or is your
mom who's in the background? I assume putting you up
to this.

Speaker 4 (51:19):
Can we both be on it?

Speaker 1 (51:21):
Of course you can. Of course you can hang out.
We'll get your information. Okay, okay, one O four to.

Speaker 2 (51:27):
Three my FM.

Speaker 1 (51:29):
Here's what's coming up.

Speaker 5 (51:30):
In entertainment headlines, Snoop Dogg says he's dressing up and
putting on a costume for Thanksgiving, but he's not dressing.

Speaker 3 (51:38):
Up as a turkey. I'll tell you what he is
dressing up as. After traffic one four.

Speaker 9 (51:44):
To three my SM Entertainment headlines, Snoop Dogg.

Speaker 5 (51:48):
Was asked what his plans were going to be for Thanksgiving,
and he said, even though Martha Stewart has sent him
a ton of complicated recipes, he's keeping it really basic. Turkey,
ham stuffing, dressing. He didn't say whether or not he'd
be cooking, but he did say that he's very excited
to hang out with his grandchildren. And then he said
he has between nine and twelve of them. Then he

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said he gets to be a character on Thanksgiving and
he usually puts on a costume, and this year it
might be buzz Light year. So I'll be paying attention
to social media to see exactly what his costume will
be but imagine Snoop as Buzz entertaining his grandkids.

Speaker 3 (52:24):
I love it.

Speaker 5 (52:25):
And Adele is celebrating the end of her Las Vegas
residency by releasing a limited edition live vinyl box set.
It's going to have her entire live set list, a
photo book, and then even confetti from the show. And
it'll have songs like Hello, Easing on Me, rumor has
it Set Fire to the Rain, rolling in the Deep,
as well as a full color fifty six page book

(52:49):
that will come with this and if you order it,
it should be shipping around.

Speaker 3 (52:53):
February of next year. I'm jill. With their entertainment headlines.

Speaker 1 (52:56):
What did fifty sind do when he was hungry? Then
we're asking for like corny jokes for kids, right, And
Albert writes in this one here he goes went to
the doctor and he told me that I should really
embrace my mistakes. So I went home and gave my
wife a hug. Now, Albert, do you really think that

(53:17):
we can have a kid tell that joke on the air? Hi,
I'm five years old. Here's what the doctor told me.
Happy news is next. If you want to reach out
three one oh four three anything in your life. That's
making you smile. Reach out right now three one four three.
It is Valance out in the morning.

Speaker 15 (53:39):
Because your daily Dosha's happy news on Valentine in the morning.

Speaker 10 (53:44):
My happy news is my son, who is a senior
this year made it to CIF State for cross country,
first runner from his school since nineteen ninety five.

Speaker 6 (53:58):
To make it to stake.

Speaker 1 (54:01):
He'll win the entire thing and then go on to nationals.

Speaker 10 (54:05):
He would love that.

Speaker 1 (54:06):
What's your race? What's your run?

Speaker 10 (54:08):
It's cross country, so it's three mile and he goes
to Riverside.

Speaker 1 (54:11):
Polly, Yeah, Riverside. John Robersh Riverside.

Speaker 2 (54:18):
I was like doing another.

Speaker 1 (54:20):
Mascot Riversides mentioned this guy goes rivers the one time
it's in the total clear. He's like, yeah, but that's
great for your son. We're very proud of him. Was
sure you are too, Mom.

Speaker 10 (54:34):
I am absolutely. He's been working really hard.

Speaker 1 (54:37):
I love it. And where you come from? Right now yourself?
Where are you at Riverside? Well, all's well in the world.

Speaker 8 (54:44):
It is.

Speaker 9 (54:46):
KB I G Los Angeles.

Speaker 1 (54:51):
One of four to three, my fam, It's Valenceine in
the morning, eight oh eight, eight oh nine. It just changed.
I'm very specific. A lot of shows are off this week, right,
A lot of peop people not in the building around
town Radio World, they all took it off. We stand
with you and the people. We are here.

Speaker 3 (55:09):
Yes, we are.

Speaker 1 (55:10):
Having fun MYFM. We can do the Battle Sexes. Then
later on this hour, Oh, he's snuck it in Kimuchi's
court before the break. Kimuchi's Court coming up.

Speaker 7 (55:22):
So one is about to propose to his girlfriend and
she found out how he was going to do it
and hated it, confronted him about it. Now they're in
a tiff, and I'm wondering if you think he went
too far with this proposal or if she's right for
stepping in.

Speaker 3 (55:34):
Okay, well wait.

Speaker 1 (55:35):
If somebody's gonna propose, they can't tell you how to
do it, that is the argument. Yeah, she if she
doesn't like it, she can go No, I want to
marry you. That's what I would say without having heard it. Well,
hear where that proposal is coming up eight twenty five,
But right now it is a Battle of the sexes
reps in the menas it was. Alex he listening still
a works as a dog walker and enjoys playing video games.

(55:57):
What's up Alex, Hey, what's up?

Speaker 3 (56:01):
My man representing the ladies. Her name is Janelle.

Speaker 5 (56:04):
He's from Anaheim Rics as a radiologic technologist and enjoys
going to concerts.

Speaker 3 (56:10):
Let's say it for Janelle.

Speaker 1 (56:11):
What's Janelle? Janelle? Are you an X ray tech? Is
that what that is?

Speaker 10 (56:17):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (56:17):
Okay, gotcha tech. Here's how it works. To Noel, I'm
gonna ask you a few questions, and Alex Gill's gonna
be asking you some questions. Best at a three wins,
still tied the end of regulation, we go to a
not so tough tiebreaker question. Janette, let me ask you
just a personal question, since you work in that field
and you'll have so much more knowledge this than me.
What do you think about prenuvo and all these scans

(56:38):
that we hear about that can scan our bodies and
look for bad things ahead of time?

Speaker 10 (56:44):
Oh, like the Magic School, But.

Speaker 2 (56:49):
It's kind of weird.

Speaker 1 (56:52):
I don't know, not much thought about it. Okay, all right,
we'll come back to you. This is not your first
question anyway. We're gonna start with you. What character in
Friends does Matt LeBlanc play Joey? That's correct, Alex.

Speaker 5 (57:05):
Last night Joey and Jenna were in the final two
on the finale of What TV show?

Speaker 10 (57:15):
Uh, Dancing with the Stars?

Speaker 3 (57:17):
Yes, that's right.

Speaker 5 (57:19):
I didn't want to give any spoilers in case anybody
else hasn't watched it yet.

Speaker 1 (57:23):
Okay, thank you for that. Current scory is one to one.
What is the state animal of California?

Speaker 5 (57:30):
Gry Oh? No?

Speaker 4 (57:31):
Was that in Michigan.

Speaker 15 (57:32):
I'm sorry, it's the grizzly bear.

Speaker 1 (57:39):
Here, the grizzly bear, Alex.

Speaker 3 (57:43):
What is the state flower of California?

Speaker 5 (57:49):
Uh?

Speaker 10 (57:51):
Sunflower?

Speaker 5 (57:52):
No?

Speaker 3 (57:53):
Not a sunflower?

Speaker 1 (57:54):
Poppy screaming at me. I grew up in Connecticut. I
didn't learn it.

Speaker 3 (58:02):
I'm not smaming. We all learned that in school.

Speaker 1 (58:05):
Did you really? Yes? We did very good. Okay. Did
you learn what the five North is in school?

Speaker 2 (58:10):
Hey man? I thought about that all day yesterday?

Speaker 1 (58:15):
Or Jill filmed.

Speaker 3 (58:15):
Myself driving on the five North just to be like.

Speaker 1 (58:19):
Asked Jill how she got home and she didn't know
what freeway she took the five You okay, you didn't
know it north? Or we have time. We just didn't
know whether it's north or south. Okay. A lot of
people said on the same way, I just drive all right.
Current score is one to one? What number do baseball
players wear on Jackie Robinson Day.

Speaker 5 (58:42):
Twenty what?

Speaker 1 (58:46):
I love how you were waiting for the one like
it wasn't It wasn't gonna be right no matter what.
The answer is forty two, forty two.

Speaker 3 (58:54):
I knew it And Alex, you can win it with
this one. According to the song wants us to party
like it's what year like nineteen ninety nine.

Speaker 1 (59:06):
That's right, dude, look at that last second win Fellas
got it. Congratulations Battle Sexist Championship certificate posted on celshies
the hashtag Valentine in the morning. You share it with
frid Okay, Yes, thank you man. You got tickets to
go see Justin Timberlake Actor Shear Arena January twentieth. Tickets
are on sale now ticketmaster dot com and there is

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Congrats Alex, thank you guys. You got it, brother, Janelle's
you exit the stage. This moment is entirely yours. You

(59:49):
take it away.

Speaker 4 (59:52):
Happy Thanksgiving everyone, you too.

Speaker 2 (59:55):
Hop do you thinks giving.

Speaker 3 (59:59):
Looks your the sadler.

Speaker 1 (01:00:01):
Turkey for me, Turkey for you?

Speaker 2 (01:00:07):
Coming on.

Speaker 1 (01:00:07):
Three things you need to know. It will be another
big day for travel in southern California. Will rain affect
your plans? Will you be okay? If you're in the
five North Fountain, We'll tell you the latest, and that
just a few minutes.

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Speaker 1 (01:00:27):
To know right now, Day twenty one. It is Valence
in the morning. This is one of four tree MAFM.
It will be another very busy day for travel today.
Once again, the worst place to be in California will
be on the five Free Way heading which way.

Speaker 2 (01:00:41):
North?

Speaker 1 (01:00:42):
That's right north?

Speaker 5 (01:00:44):
Day And you told me this yesterday, yes, And I
believed you, But then I thought, oh, it can't be
that bad. So I went to my sisters all afternoon
and I left her house at four o four pm.

Speaker 1 (01:00:55):
Four pm. And the five North yesterday okay, and it took.

Speaker 3 (01:00:58):
Me two and a half hours to get to Santa.

Speaker 1 (01:01:00):
Clarita, which is usually about a thirty five to forty
minute ride.

Speaker 3 (01:01:03):
Two and a half hours.

Speaker 1 (01:01:04):
He wow, Yeah, Well the five North between LA and
Bakersfield will be horrific today. We've been get some light
rain this week too. There is a chance that could
continue today, but tomorrow super dry. Meanwhile, LAX expecting over
two million passengers to pass through the airport between Thanksgiving
and Monday. The Alle County Department of Public Health is

(01:01:25):
urging people to avoid drinking raw milk. That's because a
bird flu virus was detected in some products. The CDC
says that because raw milk is not pasteurized, it's more
likely to carry a virus, but some people believe it's
more natural product that can treat allergies and support gut health.
Some people take it right off the tap. John was trending.

Speaker 2 (01:01:43):
So there's some new music out today from Ed Sheeran.
Actually it is nothing. Nder the Tree.

Speaker 7 (01:01:50):
There's an animated movie coming to Netflix called That Christmas
starring Brian Cox and it's set to hit Netflix on
December fourth, And it was previously announced that Ed Cheron
would contribute a song to that movie, and that song
is now out. It's called under the Tree, and we'll
share a full video of it on our Instagram in
the stories at Valentine in the morning.

Speaker 2 (01:02:06):
I'm John Flucci. That's what's training on socials.

Speaker 1 (01:02:08):
Let's take a listen to it under the Tree, ed Sharon,
I love these lyrics. Thanksgiving that was an ill timed
let's take it listen by me. I didn't know it
was the bridge love December and the.

Speaker 15 (01:02:27):
Long nights they begin sew.

Speaker 2 (01:02:30):
My mind's over thinking. Now who's zing?

Speaker 1 (01:02:36):
And boom my Joe after thought of me to be kind.

Speaker 2 (01:02:42):
I guess when weird out of sight?

Speaker 1 (01:02:44):
Could you imagine Brian if we could, even if we
didn't write this song, if we could sing like him
and play like him, how much would our wives love
us better? I know, Oh, she finally respects me. It's
so true. They would swoon.

Speaker 3 (01:03:03):
You guys can sing well, though you.

Speaker 1 (01:03:06):
Can't play this. You wicked last night we came home
and the entire light car ride and then pulling in
the garage and everything out like dancing through life, exciving
the surface, gliding with turf smooth. You take out the trash. Sorry, yeah,
I know COM's Court coming.

Speaker 3 (01:03:27):
Up Valentine in the morning.

Speaker 5 (01:03:40):
Three my from we are about to do Comuci's Court
coming up next. And if you've never heard Communci's Court before,
our friend John Comuci here used to be a lawyer.

Speaker 3 (01:03:50):
Is that how yu?

Speaker 2 (01:03:51):
Yeah, yeah, that's kidding. Uugh, let's just leave that he.

Speaker 1 (01:03:55):
Was never a lawyer. He went to a courtroom one
time pretending to be a lawyer because AFFIRMI are working
for Manites, the firm he is working for, was too
lazy to send somebody in to just ask for a
delay or something or whatever. File PaperWorks on Valentine the morning.

Speaker 2 (01:04:11):
So I'm talking about.

Speaker 1 (01:04:11):
Yeah, which is cool. There people have copied this across
the country now too, and there's like Tracy, Yeah, come
on now, people, I mean people copy stuff all the time.
Like you'll hear I'm sending you flowers to see if
you're cheating on me or not. And you'll hear that
in like eighteen thousand cities across the country. So now,
can Wech's court is like Tracy's trial or yeah, you

(01:04:34):
know whatever else Candace's Court. They're all copying and it's
all got to be literation though. Yeah, so I just
some radio folks that change your names. Yeah, I know.
I listened to this guy Buzz years ago. It's now
it's called himself Charlie for Charlie's Court. You know. I
respect the dedication, though he should have just been like
Buzz's boardroom. Oh that wouldn't have to change his name

(01:04:55):
for him, I know, changed his name. It's really sad.
It's one of fourth MYFM. So Commuchi's Court coming up
next the headline for Comuche's Court.

Speaker 7 (01:05:03):
John It's basically about proposals today, like do you talk
about that with your partner before and if you found
out they were going to propose in a way you
didn't want, would you say something?

Speaker 1 (01:05:11):
Okay?

Speaker 9 (01:05:11):
Coming up next one out four to threem what Valentine
in the morning. Listen anywhere with the.

Speaker 1 (01:05:17):
Pretio Lapp we drive to Otis here on Valentine in
the Morning. I'm an a Prius Primes listener at four Johnson
and Hilander great rides for their lifestyle and I can
go go go my Prius. That new Prius, I don't know.
It's like six hundred and forty four miles in a
tank or something like that. It's an insane number. Whatever
it is. Check out that new Prius. The body style
has been invigorating for many people who look at it. Boy, okay, yes,

(01:05:40):
they've reinvigorated the body size. Oh I'm sorry your voice
kept very six. What was that noise?

Speaker 3 (01:05:51):
Trying to keep my laugh in and you couldn't.

Speaker 1 (01:05:53):
Well, then it sounds like a.

Speaker 3 (01:05:56):
That that that sometimes happens to me when I'm laughing.

Speaker 1 (01:05:58):
Have you ever heard of donkey laugh? I was thinking horse,
you were thinking horse. I was thinking doctor that.

Speaker 2 (01:06:04):
You made a donkey laugh.

Speaker 1 (01:06:07):
Oh, I'm the funniest farm animals, dude. I will do
like fifteen minutes on a farm and they will be rolling.
I have been known to be the farm animal comedian,
like seriously, Charlott's Webb. They had me in for that
book tour one time. Everyone's laughing. Our boss is out
of town. I'm not sure if he's noticed. That's okay.
So we drive Toda's really good though, and you will

(01:06:29):
save so much cash at the pump when you're driving
a Toyota. Like I said, the Prius just go ghos
goes and it's electric. Two the prime option combined it
and now that RAP four is a prime option too.
You guys check into a Tota dot Com or get
into local southern California Tota dealer today. All right, it
is eight thirty five. The weather today, flight a cool
tempts sixties, low seventies, sixteen old Montes sixty two in
coast to me, said, Jill's got the entertainment headlines coming up.

Speaker 3 (01:06:52):
Daddy Claus is coming to town.

Speaker 5 (01:06:55):
I'll tell you about the new target ad that people
are freaking out about.

Speaker 3 (01:06:59):
Uh, come it up at eight fifteenth.

Speaker 1 (01:07:01):
Maybe Daddy Claus is already here. Oh boy, hot, frosty
Daddy Clause. Oh my gosh. All right, we've entered the
realm of kmuci's court.

Speaker 2 (01:07:16):
All right, I'm.

Speaker 7 (01:07:17):
Trial today, is Riley, she says. My boyfriend one and
I have been living together for two years. We started
talking about marriage, kids all that. I think we're both
ready to take the next step. But what I wasn't
ready for was what was coming a proposal in front
of my entire family on Thanksgiving. I was pretty sure
One had been ring shopping. I was using his computer
for something last week. I typed something into the url
barn at auto filled diamond cut rings.

Speaker 2 (01:07:39):
One of my rings.

Speaker 7 (01:07:40):
Mysteriously vanished from a box and then reappeared to my
jewelry boxes if someone was trying to size my ring.
And my parents I've been alluding to a very big
special family dinner this year, and they're bad.

Speaker 2 (01:07:49):
At keeping a secret, so I knew something was up.

Speaker 7 (01:07:51):
Wan and I are flying to meet my parents this week,
and I couldn't help it figure out that's what he
had in mind, and I thought, please God, no, a
proposal should be intimate and romantic and not in front
of my parents' siblings, cousins and everyone. I've told him
this so many times. It's hard to understate how Adam
and I am about it. My family makes me very
uneasy due to past events, and this is a moment

(01:08:12):
that will never happen again, and I want to remember
it for the right reasons. So the other day I
confronted one and I told him that if that was
his plan, I didn't want that, and he got so
frustrated at me.

Speaker 2 (01:08:22):
He said this was his surprise to plan.

Speaker 7 (01:08:25):
I didn't have to go along snooping, and now he
has to tell my family that the proposal is off
until further notice, and it should have been his decision
But isn't this kind of my decision too, especially if
I've expressed what I wanted.

Speaker 2 (01:08:36):
He should know better.

Speaker 7 (01:08:37):
Am I the jerk for confronting my boyfriend Wan about
the proposal that I told him I didn't want?

Speaker 1 (01:08:42):
Oh shut up, Oh my god, this is not gonna
work out. This marriage is not gonna work. Come on,
you can hide your face, But doesn't this seem like,
Oh my god, the guy gets one thing to do
to propose to you. Let him do it however he wants.
And it might have been trickery too. He might not
even be using your family because he might know that,
so it might have been a fun little trick to

(01:09:02):
get you to think that and he hits you with
something else.

Speaker 5 (01:09:05):
Come on, And as someone who had their dream proposal
done the day after Thanksgiving in front of their entire family,
I loved it like that, and my fiance knew that's
what I would have loved like that would be like
my ultimate dream. So I understand, as a woman, you
kind of have this idea in your mind of what

(01:09:27):
you would like to have when you get engaged.

Speaker 3 (01:09:29):
You want, you know, your proposal that you would love.

Speaker 5 (01:09:32):
But he's putting it together. He wants to surprise you.
He wants to propose.

Speaker 3 (01:09:37):
She ruined it the Yeah, I.

Speaker 1 (01:09:40):
Feel bad if that's what the case was. She ruined it.

Speaker 2 (01:09:42):
Yea.

Speaker 1 (01:09:43):
He is proposing to you. It's his choice. You know
what your choice is, yes or no. If you don't
feel is the right guy for you, you say, I'm sorry,
I don't think you're the right guy for me. I
don't know. What do you think, John?

Speaker 2 (01:09:55):
I think if you buy the ring, you get to
decide Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:09:57):
By the ring, you get to say yeah, that proposes.

Speaker 7 (01:09:59):
Up to I do feel bad if your family makes
you very uneasy, if you have a history.

Speaker 1 (01:10:03):
And she threw that in there just to make us
take her side. She wrote you that, She's like, oh,
I gotta throw some in so they take my side
on the radio.

Speaker 7 (01:10:09):
You know, she's this admant about it. I do kind
of believe her. But at the end of the day,
you take what you get. I think you picked him.
You want to marry him or don't want to marry
him'snna be up to you, Brian, what do you think.

Speaker 2 (01:10:19):
I believe we have a unanimous jerk.

Speaker 1 (01:10:21):
Oh, thanksgiving a unanimous jerk. I don't know if we've
ever been unanimous before him. This is the first's just
the poor guy. Now, the whole thing's a mess. You
confronted him, it's like going, hey, I noticed you were
googling Princess cut. I'm not gonna want it Princess cut.
You're gonna need to get me a oh.

Speaker 5 (01:10:42):
And there are some people who they know exactly what
kind of engagement ring they want. You buy it together
as a couple, like you know what you're gonna get.
There are some people that do that. He's trying to
give her a surprise, like I love that he's trying
to get her ring size without asking, Like he's doing
all the.

Speaker 1 (01:10:57):
Right things, and this whole thing, like it's the one
moment for the that's life today. You were gonna have
so many moments in your life that are more important
than that moment in my honest opinion. You know, it's
a big moment for many people. But the moments that
come in a marriage, the moments that come that means
something to you, that stand out. You know, mine was
by the seashore the first time than the second time,

(01:11:18):
same woman. By the way, in case you're new to
the show, she broke up and me and got back
together was under a napkin and steakhouse. I don't think
it's ruined her life. It doesn't ruin my life either.

Speaker 5 (01:11:26):
You should be more focused on the fact that this
man wants to spend the rest of his life with you.
She's asking you to marry him. That is the most
important thing.

Speaker 3 (01:11:34):
Who cares?

Speaker 1 (01:11:35):
How he cares enough to reach out.

Speaker 2 (01:11:36):
To your family?

Speaker 1 (01:11:37):
H yeah, right, Yes, he's doing a lot of good
things in other people's opinion here. So if you love
him and he loves you, pipe it down, Pipe it
down on nots okay MYFM? But what do you guys think?
Three one o four three it's a happy Thanksgiving? Are
they a jerk or not?

Speaker 2 (01:11:58):
Cute?

Speaker 1 (01:11:58):
Kids? Last hour?

Speaker 8 (01:11:59):
Now?

Speaker 1 (01:11:59):
Like pipe it down? Three one oh four three. That's
what he's saying to you. As long as you love me.
As long as you love me, that's all I'll need
in this life. Would you be my wife?

Speaker 2 (01:12:14):
A friend?

Speaker 1 (01:12:20):
One of four three my family? It is Valentine in
the morning eight sixty six five four four of my
FM text and three one oh four three John your
reset please?

Speaker 2 (01:12:27):
Yeah, uh let's see who is it? One is the
name here?

Speaker 7 (01:12:30):
And Riley said that one was about to propose to
her and she wanted an intimate proposal.

Speaker 2 (01:12:35):
He's going to propose in front of her family, and
she's like, I don't want.

Speaker 1 (01:12:38):
Because she went snooping. That's what her thought is right,
and her family's having a big dinner. She thinks it's
going to happen there. She went on his computer and
went looking for stuff. So she's a snuperhol She has.

Speaker 2 (01:12:47):
A snoop and it looked like but a.

Speaker 1 (01:12:50):
Snoop, the accidental snoop.

Speaker 7 (01:12:53):
But she confronted him and she said, if you're going
to do it in front of my family, I've told
you I have history with them.

Speaker 2 (01:12:57):
I don't want it that way.

Speaker 1 (01:12:58):
I have history with them. Saying that just to get
her on her side, and we're all like, oh, come on,
it's his thing. Let him propose a way he wants to.
And he could be pulling a trick too. You don't know.
Some guys do that. They get you thinking one way,
then they come at you another way. Yes, so you're
not ready for that proposal. They want to catch you
off guard, you know.

Speaker 3 (01:13:16):
True.

Speaker 5 (01:13:16):
You want to read some text, Jill, Yeah, we got
a lot of text from people who are on our side.
But then there are quite a few texts coming in
now that are saying that she's not a jerk. This
text says, if she is expressed to him that she
doesn't want a family proposal, he should respect that. Another
text says, on the other side, it is a bit
strange that he chose to put in a proposal that's
the exact opposite of what she's expressed she would want,

(01:13:38):
apparently many times to him. Another text says, I would
say this girl needs to propose at this point, And
then another text says if he proposes in front of everyone,
he does not respect her wishes and she should not
marry him. This is a huge red flag that her
options and her opinions don't matter.

Speaker 1 (01:13:57):
Gut their varying. This one says, Hey, mine, it wasn't
amaze balls, but it was our moment and I would
never change in my life. Another one says from Fireball,
is that Fireball marry up there? I think, oh yeah, yeah,
She says, I'm with you, Jill, Shut up girl. How
about people that never even get the opportunity for proposal?
Can you imagine the bridezilla? She be run like the
wind dude. She says I just think, you know, it

(01:14:21):
may not be perfect, but it's from his heart. If
it's coming from the heart, no matter what it is,
I think that's great. And if you want to marry
the guy, marry the guy. If you don't want to
marry and don't marry the guy, And if you're really
mad about it, you want to embarrass him d in
front of his family, No, but do follow up and
let us know how it goes. And thank you for
listening to one of four to three months m and
Valentine in the morning. We appreciate you. You don't have

(01:14:43):
to pipe down anymore. Yes, no more piping down because
you realize that you're a long time listener. Thank you.
One O four to three my FM. Here's what's coming
up in entertainment.

Speaker 5 (01:14:52):
Headlines People's Sexiest Man Alive. John Krasinski is going to
be a part of a new television series. I'll tell
you all about it right after traffic one O four
to three my FM.

Speaker 1 (01:15:05):
Entertainment headlines.

Speaker 3 (01:15:07):
This Year's Sexiest Man Alive.

Speaker 5 (01:15:09):
John Krasinski is going to star in a new drama
at Prime Video about a serial killer very different from
the role of CIA operative Jack Ryan. He's not only
going to star in this series, is going to be
an executive producer as well. But it's drama about the
cracks that emerge in a small town when it's discovered
a serial killer lives among its residents. So John Krasinski

(01:15:29):
will be starring in that series. And Target has some
new ads featuring a Target employee who goes by Chris
k and it's played by a model, a male model
named Brent Bailey. And my goodness, people are freaking out
because he's now being known as Daddy Claus. He's not

(01:15:51):
in a traditional Santa suit. He wears a very tight
fitting red sweater. He's a silver Fox, and my goodness,
the internet is going crazy. So if you happen to
see these new Target commercials.

Speaker 3 (01:16:03):
You'll know what I'm talking about. I'm Jill with eron
Tavid Headlines K.

Speaker 1 (01:16:05):
It's eight fifty five. It is the one O four
to three MYFM. This is Valentine in the Morning.

Speaker 6 (01:16:10):
Something's gotta hold on me today.

Speaker 1 (01:16:17):
One O fourth three, my FAM. It is Valentine in
the Morning, nine nineteen. Good morning to you. Hopefully if
you're working today, when you get out of the traffic
won't be that bad it is a very bad travel day.
If you can leave, uh, now, you just can just
pull in digit work from home. I hope. I know
some people have to work today. Obviously we're working today,
but you know we'll get out of here in a

(01:16:38):
decent hour and hopefully not have that much traffic in
the five northbound. We're Jill's going, Yes, I've got the
one on one north. John, what's your freeway choice in
the five south five south today, Brian Freeway. I'm gonna
hit the one thirty four east to the two ten east. Yeah,
you'll be home before any of us, I think so. Yeah, yeah,
so we're gonna leave now. The rest of the show's yours.
Fair enough. Finally, this is my moment. What would you
talk about if you had your own radio?

Speaker 10 (01:16:59):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:16:59):
God, like, if you were lead on the show, listen,
here's the truth.

Speaker 8 (01:17:03):
I'd like to bounce off you and open my super
butt if I was thing is I would be terrified.

Speaker 1 (01:17:08):
I wouldn't say anything. I would just play music, and
that was that's what would love that. Yeah, he probably would.
I feel like you would do all Actually, oh stop, I.

Speaker 3 (01:17:17):
Really would because you would be smart.

Speaker 1 (01:17:20):
You're a smart guy. You went to cal State bulletin. Right, Okay,
hold on, I'm responding to a texture. Actually, let me
respond to the text. And this is your we're going
to hand this.

Speaker 7 (01:17:32):
This is your.

Speaker 9 (01:17:34):
Efficiency with Toyota Electrified. Three things you need to know
right now.

Speaker 8 (01:17:39):
Nearly seven million people in southern California are expected to
travel for the Thanksgiving holiday. That's an all time record,
according to Triple A. Experts say gas prices are the
lowest they've been in about five years for the first time.

Speaker 1 (01:17:51):
Oh wait, no, for this time of year. God, you
know what you wrote it?

Speaker 2 (01:17:58):
You wrote it?

Speaker 1 (01:18:00):
Really seven million people that Southern California expected to travel
for Thanksgiving holiday. It's an all time record. Experts say
gas price is lowest they've been in about five years
for this time of the year, average four to fifty gallon.
Most people are driving. Top destinations are San Diego, Las Vegas,
Central Coast, Grand Canyon, and Disneyland. Start Pitcher. Blake Snell's
heading to the Dodgers in a five year, one hundred
and eighty two million dollar deal. Snell is a two

(01:18:22):
time cy Young Award winner. He made the news official himself.
He shared a photo on his Insta in a Dodgers uniform.
What's up? Dodgers are so good? He's joining shohe O Tani,
who's pitching next year as well. In what is a stacked,
absolutely stacked and jacked Dodgers' rotation? John, what's trending?

Speaker 7 (01:18:40):
So Billboard just stopped it or just dropped this list
of the biggest pop stars of the twenty first century,
and people are beefing about the top two picks. They
claim that number two is Taylor Swift and number one
is Beyonce. A lot of people love it, a lot
of people thinking those two should be switched. But as
you can imagine, people have things to say about those
top two rankings. I'm Johnkamuchi. That's what's trending in music.

Speaker 1 (01:19:00):
To fund that more to traffic, Yeah.

Speaker 14 (01:19:01):
All right, let's go ahead and go out to Highland
Park right now, one ten in north at Merriman Away.

Speaker 1 (01:19:05):
We got to rollover crash.

Speaker 14 (01:19:07):
Has the two left lanes blocked right now. A lot
of debris across the lanes as well, so that's going
to need to be cleaned up. But we do have
some slow traffic coming from Avenue sixty and it's going
to be a slow drive free if you're going through
Hollywood one oh one North has heavy delays between the
two and Gower, and that's all because they're repairing a pothole,
so that is going to also take some time. The
middle lane is blocked at this moment, and a slow

(01:19:27):
and steady drive leaving Inglewood going into Culver City on
the four or five North just slight delays between Manchester
and the tent. I'm Natalia Press and that's your traffic
on Valentine in the morning.

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Speaker 3 (01:19:51):
We're talking about all the holiday traffic.

Speaker 5 (01:19:53):
So last night it took me two and a half
hours to get from Burbank to Santa Clarita.

Speaker 3 (01:19:58):
And I was in Myra for and.

Speaker 5 (01:20:00):
I was talking to my sister at one point and
she's like, oh, so are your suck in traffic?

Speaker 3 (01:20:04):
And I said, was honestly okay, Like.

Speaker 5 (01:20:06):
I really don't mind being in the Route four for
a long period of time because I've got good music playing.
I'm on the phone, but I'm comfortable. I feel like
I'm safe behind the wheel, and that's.

Speaker 3 (01:20:18):
Because of Toyota.

Speaker 5 (01:20:19):
So you can see which Toyota is right for you
by visiting Toyota dot com or stopping to see your
Southern California Toyota dealer. I'm in a row four, Valentine
drives a preest Prime, and John is in a Highlander.
So check it out now at Toyota dot com.

Speaker 1 (01:20:35):
Please the riata, please don't stop the music. One on
four to three, my famous valence in the morning. Who's
on for Lisa today? Manny manny minny streets coming in.
He's going to be in here at it's actually here. Yeah, yes,
he're early, he does. Let him take over. Now it's
all yours, buddy, Joy, you're in the other room. Get
press that button. Take over right now. Uh? Who's getting

(01:20:55):
ready for Thanksgiving tonight? I have to make some pies tonight.
I forgot to make yours.

Speaker 3 (01:20:59):
That's fine, that's okay.

Speaker 1 (01:21:01):
I'm gonna post the recipe a little bit later on.
Laura's excited about that the pumpkin pie recipe. Nice, It's
a famous pumpkin pie recipe that I've had in the
family for many, many years. Don't look at the url
if I post that recipe, Jill. What do you got
planning today at a do any shopping anything?

Speaker 2 (01:21:18):
Where to do.

Speaker 3 (01:21:18):
Grocery shopping today?

Speaker 5 (01:21:19):
But all of the cooking is going to be done
tomorrow morning, so everything's like super fresh, and cause I'll
do my gluten free stuffing, I'll do my gluten free bread,
all that gluten free stuff tomorrow. But then my husband
makes mashed potatoes for the family, and he has the
best mashed potatoes.

Speaker 1 (01:21:34):
What's you do? What you put in them?

Speaker 3 (01:21:35):
I can't tell you. It's definitely a secret.

Speaker 5 (01:21:37):
And I don't even know you do you eat them?
He's now made them dairy free, okay, and they are
delicious and my entire family eats them.

Speaker 3 (01:21:46):
But I don't know what he does do them?

Speaker 1 (01:21:48):
Right?

Speaker 5 (01:21:50):
There's no cheese. I know there's some lactose free milk,
there's some vegan butter in there, okay, but I don't
know what else he's putting in there.

Speaker 1 (01:21:57):
And have you fried them in this form? Yes? Okay?
So you know this works. Oh yeah, because before maybe
he made him the great, but now he's doing the
vegan stuff, and you know, you can't even tell, you
can't even tell the difference. Yeah, amazing.

Speaker 3 (01:22:08):
That's what everybody says.

Speaker 1 (01:22:09):
That's what everybody says, because it is Thanksgiving and we
always say everything tastes wonderful. True, John, we got planned
for today? Man, your birthday, bro.

Speaker 2 (01:22:19):
Yeah, thank you.

Speaker 7 (01:22:20):
I've been getting a bunch of random birthday emails from
things I forgot I even signed up for. So I
have like a free coffee at Coffee Bean, a free
cinnamon role at Cinamon.

Speaker 2 (01:22:27):
So I'm gonna go collect all my freebies for a while.

Speaker 7 (01:22:29):
Yeah, and then I'm gonna go find the spiciest margin
Huntington Beach.

Speaker 1 (01:22:32):
Wow. Well, happy birthday. Thank you appreciate that. So we
have obviously tomorrow off from Friday off. We're back on Monday.
Have a wonderful Thanksgiving. We appreciate you taking the time
to listen to our show with your family or if
you listen solo and the ride to work. Thanks for
being there with us. We appreciate it.

Speaker 9 (01:22:45):
One O four to three my sm Entertainment headlines.

Speaker 5 (01:22:49):
This seems to be a trend and it's not stopping
anytime soon. But seam Boat Willie, that was the animated
short that introduced to Mickey Mouse many years ago. Well,
now that character is in public domain, so anybody can
do whatever they want. And there is a new indie
horror movie about Mickey called scream Boat instead of Steamboat.

Speaker 3 (01:23:13):
Screamboat.

Speaker 5 (01:23:14):
And if you remember Colin Jost from Saturday Night Live
and Pete Davidson who used to be on SNL, they
bought a Staten Island ferry boat together that was being retired. Well,
I guess a majority of this movie was filmed on
their fare for that man. And there have been rumors
flying all over the Internet of people saying that Cynthia

(01:23:35):
Arrivo and Ariana Grande had much different salaries for Wicked.

Speaker 3 (01:23:40):
They said Ariana.

Speaker 5 (01:23:41):
Grande was paid fifteen million dollars for Wicked and that
Cynthia Arrivo was paid one million dollars, and so many
different news outlets kind of ran with this. What was
Everywhere Universal had to release a statement and they said
reports of pay disparity between Cynthia and Ariana are completely falls.
The women received equal pay for their work on Wicked.

(01:24:04):
I'm Jill for the entertainment headlines.

Speaker 1 (01:24:05):
All right, Jill, thank you for you show.

Speaker 3 (01:24:06):
Thank you for your show.

Speaker 1 (01:24:07):
John, thank you for show. Thank you, Sir Brian Burn,
thank you for show.

Speaker 2 (01:24:11):
Thank you.

Speaker 1 (01:24:12):
Michael Pluming, New York City. Thank you for your show.
Laura the Couch think of your show and the type res.
Thank you for your show as well. I have a
great Thanksgiving A list Fox out, but Manny's up next?
What am I missing? Pumpkin recipe posted later today at
Valenceaurday Morning and Instagram. I'm missing anything. Thank you guys
for the chicken tendies. Guys, Yes, this is you.

Speaker 2 (01:24:29):
Welcome birthday wish come true.

Speaker 1 (01:24:31):
We got him chicken tenders for his birthday.

Speaker 2 (01:24:34):
A little happy Birthday candle in it.

Speaker 3 (01:24:35):
You know how hard it is to order at nine?

Speaker 1 (01:24:37):
I am Oh really, do you have to tell the
guy like on specially order or something like that? Oh
my god. Have a great Thanksgiving. We'll see you guys Monday.
Be safe.

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