Loopy Confessions & Petty Revenge

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
It's the Valentine in the Morning replay.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
Welcome to the breakfast table, A Valentine in the Morning.

Speaker 3 (00:05):
I laughed heartily, help us respectful to say I love you.

Speaker 1 (00:09):
The full show podcast starts right now.

Speaker 2 (00:12):
Starting the show, Good morning, Jill, how are you hey?

Speaker 3 (00:13):
Good morning?

Speaker 2 (00:14):
Doing?

Speaker 3 (00:14):
All right?

Speaker 2 (00:15):
All right? Brice, how you doing? I'm fine? All right?
Laura on the couch, How you doing pretty? Michael Pulman,
New York City? How you doing? I had a talk
last night. What's wrong, Briy, What are you doing?

Speaker 4 (00:26):
Sorry?

Speaker 2 (00:26):
What's wrong? Oh? Oh, he's nobody heard Michael. Sorry Michael,
nobody heard you. How are you doing? How are you doing? Michael?
I was muted at that time.

Speaker 1 (00:37):
I'm doing fantastic.

Speaker 2 (00:38):
Mike's remuted. We need to know if you're fine.

Speaker 5 (00:41):
Are you fine?

Speaker 3 (00:42):
Yes? Fine, it's fine.

Speaker 2 (00:44):
Can't continue that him homeowner versus Renter. We were going
down the positives, uh and negatives last night because my
nephews in town. He's not a homeowner yet. He's in
the military. And when you're in the military, it's like,
you know, base to base to base, different deployments and stuff.
He's currently in Germany, and so we're in that situation,
and we're going back and forth over homeowner versus renter

(01:05):
and how hard that can be. And he hits some
problem in his shower, like in Germany, he goes, yeah,
just call the supervisor. It's not gonna be my problem.
And I'm like, that's that's the thing. And a lot
of kids, a lot of younger folks looking at the
dream of home ownership and different parts of the country
is easier than others. But there is something great about
being a renter. They don't write off your mortgage interest, obviously,

(01:26):
but being a renter, something's wrong with thing. It's really
not your problem. That you might have an unresponsive supervisor,
the super you might have an unresponsive person that owns
a building or whatever, and that could be a case.
That could be a problem, and things might break a
lot more and stuff, but in the end, you're not
the one who has to go hire the plumber or
somebody to fix it. It's not your thing. You're just
paying the rent. When you're a homeowner, sure it's yours,

(01:47):
it's your house, but I think about Brian who rents, right,
you own that? Oh, okay, so you have those problems.
If there's issues you have to pay for the person.

Speaker 6 (01:56):
Yeah, man, my microwave I think is broken, and I
don't know what to do.

Speaker 2 (02:01):
You shouldn't be a home owner, like we should take
homes away from people with no idea what to do?
Get a new microwave.

Speaker 4 (02:05):
I don't want to.

Speaker 2 (02:06):
They're like one hundred and twenty five bucks, probably, I
don't think so. Microwaves can't be that expensive. I feel like,
are you getting a built in microwave that slips right
into the spot or having her stand on the counter.
I don't know.

Speaker 6 (02:17):
No, No, it's got to go in a spot. It's
there's a spot for it, and it's gonna right slide
in there.

Speaker 2 (02:22):
Go find the same brand if it lasted a long time,
that's the same size, pull it outside it in that.
Oh you make you hand. It's so easy, it's not hard.
It's going to be like a little thing around the
microwave that holds it in, you know, a little bar,
a little plate that goes around it holds it in.
You take the screws out of that, that comes off,
the microwave will slide right out. Unplug it. No plate,

(02:44):
Do I find the plate?

Speaker 5 (02:45):
No?

Speaker 3 (02:45):
It comes It sounds like that's coming over and sell
this for you. Take it.

Speaker 2 (02:50):
Do me a favorite. Take a picture of microwave tonight,
I will you know, and if you can open it
up and see what the model number is on the inside,
take a picture of that as well, and we may
fix your microwave. Thank you. Yeah. Anyway, homeowner versus renter.
There are days because I load a money pit. There
are days when I'm like, oh man, the good all
days of being a renter, and I think about my
son and the go forward and we drive around. You'll

(03:11):
see somebody building some nice new apartment or something. I'm like,
oh man, that looks good. Nice new apartment. You're a
single dude living there, you have the balcony. Just relax.
I have to worry about issues. The roof leaks. It's
not your fault. It's not your problem. Somebody else has
to fix it, you know.

Speaker 3 (03:27):
Yeah, we feel like there's constantly things that are going
wrong with our house.

Speaker 2 (03:30):
Give an older home.

Speaker 3 (03:31):
Yeah, it's older. There's a lot that needs to be done,
and sometimes but it's just one thing after another. We
both look at each other and just be like, should
we just go rent rent somewhere small?

Speaker 6 (03:39):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (03:39):
Older homes should only be older people. I don't think
young people should live in older homes. And the reason
I'm thinking of this right now, live in the air,
is because young people will be like, oh man, what
does this do? I was leaking, Oh man, to get
a man older people like I'm leaking to everything's leaking,
you know. My FM one of four three mi fami.

(04:03):
It is Valentine in the morning. We have some neighbors
that were having a fight yesterday and it was a
silly fight. Apparently I heard half of it. My wife
heard most of it with the ear to the window,
and it was a fight over the proper loading of
a dishwasher. So that to me seems like a silly fight.
But my wife, who was invested in this fight, ended
up taking sides, and I was curious, have you ever

(04:27):
heard of neighbor fighting? Maybe you haven't. Maybe you have
neighbors fighting and you're so invested you actually take the
side of one of the neighbors. She took the side
of the wife who was complaining about how the husband
loaded the dishwasher, which seems like a conversation we'd have
any given day at my house. Is apparently a proper
way to load a dishwasher. I've never learned it. So
my dishes stayed the sink because we've met after twenty

(04:48):
eight years of marriage and decided, fine, just put them
the sink, rint them off, I'll load the dishwasher like cool.
And so we solved it that way. But this couple
next door was fighting back and forth about how to
load the dishwasher the proper way, et cetera. Haven't been
married as long as we have, and Leilani was very
invested sitting by the window just kind of listening to
the conversation carry across the lawn about the dishwasher.

Speaker 3 (05:10):
This happened over the weekend in Vegas. In the hotel
room next to us, this man was on the phone
with someone. I didn't even hear the other person, but
I was on their side, like he Clearly you.

Speaker 2 (05:20):
Took the side of the person on the phone whose
case you didn't even hear. So how much did you
hate the guy that you took an unnotes like voting
for an unknown politician? Yeah, do you want the guy
who's currently there or why?

Speaker 3 (05:35):
I'll think why the man next to us in the
hotel room definitely was somewhere. He wasn't supposed to be
or was doing something wasn't supposed.

Speaker 2 (05:43):
To be doing, like he wasn't supposed to be in Vegas.

Speaker 3 (05:45):
I think, so okay, and then I think he cheated.
Oh yeah, because he was crying and he say didn't
mean it, and so I was like, he's oh he
was crying, yes, and he was, Oh my god.

Speaker 2 (05:55):
And you listen to that.

Speaker 3 (05:56):
Oh, it was hard not to here with thin real
two in the morning. Where were your ears on the pillow?
I promise you, laying in bed. It woke both of
us up, my husband and I, and we just could
not stop listening.

Speaker 2 (06:10):
Sometimes that stuff carries through events at hotels, like arguments
from other rooms. He goes in one vent down across
the hall and into your event and stuff. The thing, yeah,
it's early enough. The thing that drives me crazy is
if I'm on a work trip or iHeart whatever, and
I hear couples in the other room doing things. I
hate that. I hate that more than anything. Oh yeah, yeah.

Speaker 6 (06:33):
Sorry, whoa, we heard you all the way from Vegas.

Speaker 2 (06:40):
Okay, We'll leave that where it lies. It's valence in
the morning, four threem.

Speaker 3 (06:49):
This never happened.

Speaker 2 (06:50):
I don't know what happened or not. You've made that up.

Speaker 3 (06:54):
I believe, of course.

Speaker 2 (06:56):
All right, No, I don't think you were every room
next to me. I never overheard anything.

Speaker 3 (07:00):
Absolutely not at the Not Hotel.

Speaker 2 (07:03):
At the what's that go ahead?

Speaker 5 (07:06):
Go on?

Speaker 3 (07:06):
When we did our takeover it not right? Those walls
are very thin at the Not Hotel.

Speaker 2 (07:11):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (07:11):
I heard Lisa Fox and her boyfriend having a full
on conversation, and then I had to let her know, like, hey,
Jeff and I are next door, just so that nothing happened,
and like no one was embarrassed.

Speaker 2 (07:20):
You've cleaned it up, cleaned it up. When you told
me that story, you said you heard something else. No, No,
that's how I remember, Brian, how do you remember that story?

Speaker 6 (07:29):
There were certain lines that were said that I will
never forget.

Speaker 2 (07:33):
I I think I remember when you told us now,
when you told us that story. When you told us
that story, you said you counted seven, No, lesson seven.
Woo hoos and Lisa or mid day host is down
to goo. That's all right, it's one of four, three
my famines. Valence at the morning. What if we're three?

(08:00):
My family, It is Valence in the morning. Good morning, Hi, Denise.

Speaker 7 (08:05):
Good morning.

Speaker 2 (08:06):
How are you.

Speaker 7 (08:07):
I'm good.

Speaker 2 (08:08):
Why are you up so early? Why do you get
up early in the morning. Don't work work work, you bat?
I work at girl.

Speaker 3 (08:15):
You gotta go to work, work work work?

Speaker 2 (08:20):
Can I got I?

Speaker 8 (08:21):
Wang?

Speaker 3 (08:23):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (08:23):
I got my dadline. Sorry, everybody's working for the weekend.

Speaker 3 (08:27):
He looks hot for the money.

Speaker 7 (08:29):
Hey, I was off for a few weeks for summer breaks,
so I can't complain too much.

Speaker 2 (08:33):
I love how you nipped us in the butt, right,
you know you're like, all right, that's enough of your
fun little work ranks there. So what do you do
for living?

Speaker 7 (08:40):
By the way, I am a health assistant at an
elementary school.

Speaker 2 (08:44):
Oh cool? Okay? And when are you guys back in
session mid August?

Speaker 4 (08:48):
Uh?

Speaker 7 (08:48):
No, they come back next week. Actually, oh man, oh man,
it's the sixth I believe.

Speaker 2 (08:55):
Yeah. And do you have a lot of work as
a health assistant? I mean her kids getting hurt or
something like that all the time.

Speaker 7 (08:59):
It's going well, they think they are Okay.

Speaker 2 (09:04):
I hurt myself. You're fine, You're fine.

Speaker 7 (09:08):
I call myself the keeper of the band aids and
ice packs.

Speaker 2 (09:13):
Then parents are all on you. What happened? Why didn't
you call me my kids skin their knee exactly.

Speaker 7 (09:17):
You're you are so on the nose with that.

Speaker 2 (09:20):
Yeah, No, I was the parent that made that call.
Why call me?

Speaker 6 (09:24):
He wants to know, he wants.

Speaker 7 (09:25):
Answers, Valentine, I've been listening to you for a long time,
and I don't doubt that at all.

Speaker 2 (09:30):
I know. I'm sorry. I'm all in on one kid.
He's seventeen. I love him so much, man, you know,
I just uh, I still want to like lay down
and cuddle with the kid and stuff, and he's not
into that anymore.

Speaker 7 (09:40):
I understand that.

Speaker 2 (09:42):
Yeah, So what's going on? What can we help you
out with? Denise? What are you calling in for today?

Speaker 7 (09:46):
I am just curious as to how Jill celebrated her
anniversary one year. That's awesome.

Speaker 3 (09:54):
Work work, work, Well, last night we had a very
low key he just dinner at home, nothing to elaborate.
We even said no gifts, no cards, like nothing, because
we're going to Hawaii on Saturday.

Speaker 2 (10:10):
Oh my god, what did we know? Stop?

Speaker 3 (10:13):
Yes, you excuse me. Guys on the calendar?

Speaker 2 (10:17):
What are going on? That guy? A microphone four goes
to Italy? You're going to Hawaii?

Speaker 3 (10:23):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (10:23):
Wow? Brian is the state is Dad's dumpy second house.
I don't even get a vak. I get to go
to a sports complex in Glendale watch my kids play soccer.

Speaker 3 (10:34):
Hey, we always take a summer vacation. This is my
summer vacation. Yeah, it's the show. Typically.

Speaker 2 (10:40):
Well, we ain't taking that, Denise and I working our
butts off over here.

Speaker 3 (10:44):
But my husband's family lives on a Wahoo, so we're
gonna go visit them and then just kind of celebrate
our one year in Hawaii.

Speaker 7 (10:54):
That's awesome. Good for you.

Speaker 2 (10:55):
You guy's gonna go shopping at any local supermarkets there.

Speaker 3 (10:59):
Maybe I don't like shopping, oh supermarkets.

Speaker 2 (11:01):
Oh yeah, and your pineapple when you purchase a pineapple will.

Speaker 3 (11:05):
Be car right side up always.

Speaker 2 (11:11):
I love to hear spice is still there in your marriage.
A good deal.

Speaker 7 (11:16):
You could just play it safe, Jill, like we do
and just buy it already cut up. Then there's no question.

Speaker 3 (11:21):
I like that.

Speaker 2 (11:23):
Yeah, we got years ago, and apparently you knew the
answer to this, Denise, which makes me suspect of you.
But if you upside down pineapple in your shopping cart,
that means you're a swinger. And then there was a
restaurant in Santa Clarita, and I notice you're from Riverside.
Denise a restaurant Santa Clarida that if you put your
keys at the edge of the table, the edge of
your booth, that was a sign to people that came

(11:45):
in there that you might be a swinger. Oh my gosh, Yeah,
I know that restaurant. It's still there. And I guess
they would meet like once a month in the back
room or something.

Speaker 3 (11:53):
It was very weird, and then go across the street
to the hotel.

Speaker 2 (11:56):
Wow, you guys, Wow, you guys are how'd you know
that show?

Speaker 3 (12:01):
I just heard a rumor.

Speaker 2 (12:05):
Wow, I'm justenting new every day. So when your anniversary
was good, Yes, it was very very good. Wow that
was last night. Yeah, okay, yeah, well Denise, thanks for
calling in, no problem.

Speaker 1 (12:15):
Thanks to Dac later all right, one O four to
three My sm entertainment headlines.

Speaker 3 (12:21):
Adam Sandler's Happy Gilmore Too. Was released on Friday on Netflix,
and it drew a record breaking forty six point seven
million views in its first three days. That is the
biggest US opening ever for a Netflix film. It also
boosted people watching the original Happy Gilmore, which is also
available on Netflix. It's decades old, it's not ranked at

(12:45):
number three on the global Top ten list, and that
has eleven point four million views. And Pamela Anderson and
Liam Neeson are promoting their new movie The Naked Gun
and are they or aren't they a real life couple?
They were on the Today Show and they kind of
talked about it a little bit in the very tongue

(13:06):
in cheek kind of way, but saying, you know, it's
like a it's a budding relationship that they are going
to watch grow. But the chemistry between these two, like
it's not just on screen. And Lea Meson has previously
said he was done with dating, but described their connection
as electric. And I ship this so hard. I'm Jill

(13:27):
with entertainment headlines on Valentine in the Morning.

Speaker 2 (13:29):
He not working hard, Yeah, right, picks as valence out
in the morning. It's my fan. If you're just getting
up starting today, would love to check in with you
and see how you doing. Three one oh four three
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And when you text three one oh four three, say
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(13:50):
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Speaker 9 (13:50):
One o four three.

Speaker 2 (13:51):
My FM one four three, My fan, it is Valence
out of the morning.

Speaker 3 (13:58):
Have you guys ever had a phase in your life
where you just eat one thing for like days, no breakfast,
unt your dinner.

Speaker 2 (14:05):
No.

Speaker 3 (14:05):
Sorry, So I've just been eating nothing but chicken salad
for days.

Speaker 2 (14:10):
With a little where you get it, you make it
in or you trader Joe's Joe.

Speaker 3 (14:13):
Yeah, that's probably good, I guess, but nothing else sounds good. Huh,
nothing else?

Speaker 2 (14:18):
Would you put it on something or just.

Speaker 3 (14:21):
I just put it out of the bin or the
little the bin, but the little trough Like I've met
and my husband dinner the other night and left that
for him. But I didn't want any All I wanted
was chicken salad. And I'm not pregnant, but that's all
I want is chicken salad.

Speaker 2 (14:37):
I didn't even know that chicken salad was a sign
of pregnancy or something.

Speaker 3 (14:40):
It's not. But just like if you, if I say
anything like a craving.

Speaker 2 (14:44):
Or people freak out, I think you're pregnant. I'm not pregnant, gotcha. Okay,
how's that neck of years doing?

Speaker 9 (14:49):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (14:49):
I'm so sorry.

Speaker 2 (14:50):
I know I noticed you favoring that as you talk
to me. You're speaking to me in a slant.

Speaker 3 (14:54):
I still can't look to the left.

Speaker 2 (14:55):
Yeah, that's gonna be weird if there end up being
like a psycho. I know what she did, like summer
Killer on your left hand side.

Speaker 3 (15:03):
That's an a weird situation period, right.

Speaker 2 (15:06):
To be fair, do you have some kind of frozen shoulder,
frozen neck thing? If you've been with our show for
any period of time, you know that she's she's like
a black hole for maladies, for illnesses and things. She's
just she sucks them into her so the rest of
us don't have to experience them. She's taking our pain
and agony away and bearing it.

Speaker 3 (15:24):
Let me take on your burdens. Yeah, I'm the modern
day never mind, that's plossomous.

Speaker 6 (15:30):
Never Mind you say, Jesus wow, the modern day Jesus wow.

Speaker 2 (15:37):
Tan your rab down the hall calls herself a modern woman,
and you're gonna uppur by saying you're the modern day
Jesus one O four to three. Yes'm one of four
three my fam It is Valentine in the morning. We're
all here. Shows underway. If you want to reach out
and be part of it, feel free. Texted at three
one O four three three, one oh four to three.

Speaker 3 (15:56):
How long have you guys had your haircut like this
haircut that you have right now.

Speaker 2 (16:00):
This style. It's been a number of years for me,
and I'm not I'm not necessarily a fan of it anymore.
Oddly enough that you bring this up, I thought about
for the winter letting it grow out.

Speaker 3 (16:10):
Yeah, but it's not.

Speaker 2 (16:11):
It's not as luscious as it used to be, so
that my hair is thin. But it's not. It's not
not thinning. I'm sorry, but it's like a thinner hair
doesn't feel as healthy to me, you know what I mean.
Like back in the day, it was more luscious and
I could rub my fingers through it and it flowed.
And it doesn't feel that way to me anymore. So
I don't know if letting it grow out if it's
just gonna look a wiry or stringy. I don't know

(16:33):
how it do.

Speaker 3 (16:34):
Have you tried any type of like thickening shampoo A.

Speaker 2 (16:38):
I don't know anything about that stuff I can get.

Speaker 3 (16:40):
I can send you a couple of recommendations.

Speaker 2 (16:41):
Okay, please, Yeah. I don't do any vitamins or anything
like that.

Speaker 3 (16:44):
This new survey was done that said men average the
same hairstyle for ten years, for a decade, they have
that same style. Yeah, you know, so, I was wondering
how long you guys had yours long time.

Speaker 2 (16:57):
I couldn't even tell you.

Speaker 3 (16:58):
Apparently, once you hit thirty one, you give up the
hairstyle you had. Then is what you keep for at
least a decade and then maybe change it.

Speaker 2 (17:06):
That seems accurate. There should be like a survey we
do and not saying you're not gonna change right, because
we all have high hopes. We all have high hopes
of exercising, high hopes of losing weight, high hopes of
growing our hairback. Who knows whatever it is, and you're
a guy or girl. But when do you look back
and go, yeah, I gave up. What was the point
where you just said, dah, I forget it. It's gonna
be what it's gonna be. I'm not gonna get back

(17:28):
to my fighting weight. I never had a fighting weight.
What are you talking about? I never thought.

Speaker 6 (17:32):
But it's good to accept it, right in some ways,
said me, trying to be healthy. I guess yeah, yeah, yeah,
but like my hair's going yeah, and I'm okay with it.

Speaker 2 (17:42):
I'm not gonna be the twenty eight year old guy
that was ripped and spelt and you know, wore a
jeans with a waste of thirty or thirty two percent.
It's not gonna happen. You know, that's gone. There are
pants in my closet I got rid of. I was
holding on to them, like, I don't know, thinking that
maybe i'd be doing three zembic shots a day or something.
I don't know what I thought was gonna happen. And
I held onto this pants thinking, one day those pants

(18:05):
will close around my waist one more time, just one
more time, we'll have the sensation of pulling that zipper
up and buttoning that button. And like about a week
or two ago, maybe I'm like, nah, it's not gonna happen.
Get rid of those pants.

Speaker 3 (18:19):
That's good. So, yeah, you just accepted it.

Speaker 2 (18:21):
Yeah, then I gave up fun topic. I don't know
when did you give up? I like it, When did
you just give up? It's gonna be what it's gonna be.
You're not like saying you don't want to work out,
you don't want to be healthy, all that stuff, but
in generally like, yeah, this is it, this is the
path we're on, We're going down that road.

Speaker 3 (18:38):
When did you give up?

Speaker 2 (18:41):
Gotcha? Text to Valentine in the morning at three one
oh four to three, My family, it is Valentine in
the morning. Guys, don't give up. So many of you
were giving up on the text line.

Speaker 4 (18:53):
Now.

Speaker 2 (18:53):
I joked around a few minutes ago about what age
do you give up? And now we got Well, I'm
forty nine years old. My hair is also fragile. I'm
giving up.

Speaker 3 (19:01):
Don't do it well.

Speaker 2 (19:02):
I gave up at thirty three. I knew it then,
and I'm done. I'm just gonna ride this thing out.
I gave up at forty one. I realized when I
couldn't put my pants on one morning that it was
time to try and turn around and do something with
my life. But I couldn't. Uh, my husband's given up.
I wish he wouldn't. Oh, okay, that is from hey,

(19:26):
I know that number. Wait a minute, Wait a minute,
we've got the Battle of the Sex's coming up today.
The tsunami is is it a bit?

Speaker 4 (19:37):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (19:37):
I mean yes and no. Right, just still watching it.
They're still watching it. The waves have arrived here this morning.

Speaker 2 (19:42):
But right, but it's not like the tsnami that we're
talking about's like you could see three foot and that
could be damaging if it's on top of a high
tide or something. But don't expect this to be the
day after tomorrow and it's raging through New York City
and the whole city's underwater or something. But it was
crazy at earthquake and the amount of tsunamis that it
sent out, and of course we all learn it's during
stuff like this. We have grown up thinking a tsunami

(20:03):
was one big wave coming in, but it's not. It
can be multiple waves throughout the time and cause rip
tides and stuff, so we still have to pay attention
to it. My god, that thing came out yesterday and
those alarms, Yeah, those.

Speaker 3 (20:15):
Alarms my husband's family.

Speaker 2 (20:18):
Right, and you're going there, aren't you?

Speaker 3 (20:19):
Yeah, really Saturday, but you know, my husband's checking in
on his cousins and they were saying, you know, the alarms, terrified,
constant going off.

Speaker 2 (20:26):
Those things are terrifying too, And then it should be
somewhat terrifying obviously, and we should have them for things
out here too and everything. But I mean, here's my
impression of one of these alarms. I mean, that's terrifying.
That is right, isn't it? And that was I didn't

(20:49):
do it full because we do respect to people listening.
Respect those are very respectful. This is a very respectful impression.
Well that could have been more of a full throw
little impression, deep throat a impression and stuff and really
get it out there. But I was, you know, with
a modicum of respect and all due respect to you
listening to the show. I did not want you to

(21:10):
panic you what if you had turned in halfway through
the mall? You know, right, so they'll all due respect.

Speaker 3 (21:16):
You're so good at alarms with your mouth.

Speaker 2 (21:18):
What a talent? Right, my wife to text it again?
What a four three? My fam? Eat is Valentine in
the morning. Have you made us the number one pre
set on the free iHeart radio app? If you haven't
done that, please do it. This is meet begging basically,

(21:42):
you know, it's all right, yeah, what would you beg for? Like,
I'm curious, Like the number one preset thing? We get
kudos from our boss, so it just makes us look good, right,
that's all it is. There's no money involved or anything
like that. It's just like, hey, if you get people
to make my FM the number one preset on the
iHeartRadio app. I will give you a round of applause

(22:02):
and a meeting, and then every now and then a
big wigs in that meeting, and you go, Valentine in the morning, Hey,
beating out a Seacrest and Ellen and Woody and everybody
on the number one preset this week.

Speaker 3 (22:12):
And we get us some applause.

Speaker 2 (22:14):
Right in another week they beat us, and it goes
back and forth, right, but it's nice to get that Applaus,
And every now and then, every now and then, a
gentleman named Paul Corvino is in that meeting, and he's
the big boss in Los Angeles, right, and every now
and then, and you just want him to be in
that meeting when John peaks, says, and the winner of
this week's preset contest, he's Valentine in the morning. And
it feels so good. Oh yeah, it feels so good, right.

Speaker 3 (22:36):
It feels so good to get any type of compliment
from Paul, like if he's walking by in the hall
and he'll be like, hey, Jill heard the show this morning.
You guys are funny. Oh, I live on that for
a week.

Speaker 2 (22:45):
Now, you're kissing up. And it became too obvious.

Speaker 3 (22:47):
I know he lists.

Speaker 2 (22:48):
Yeah, now it's blatantly ob So make us the number
one pre set on the free iHeartRadio when you're listening
to one of four to three mile. I have a
little button right there, just like your cart radio. Make
us a number one pre set there too, And if
you do it, send me a screenshot or send me
a picture of your car radio where with the number
one preset. And I routinely just give people prizes once
it did. Money not a common thing, but you never

(23:10):
know what people routinely get prized when they send me
that screenshot in my DMS on Instagram. Appreciate that sixty eight.
It is one O four three my fem. This is Valence.
And in the morning, one O four to.

Speaker 1 (23:19):
Three MYFM, here's what's coming up.

Speaker 3 (23:22):
In entertainment headlines, Kim Kardashian has her Skims shapewear brand,
and it's for your body. But now she's created something new,
a new shapewear for something else. I'll tell you what
that is right after traffic one O four.

Speaker 1 (23:37):
To three my FM. Entertainment headlines.

Speaker 3 (23:40):
Kim Kardashian has her shapewear brand called Skims, and it
has everything from body suits with butt pads to bras underwear,
different shapewear to wear under different outfits. Now you can
buy shapewear for your face. It is called a seamless
sculpt face wrap. It's gonna cost you about forty eight dollars.
It comes in two colors, clay and coco. But it

(24:02):
basically looks like an ace bandage wrapped around your head.
And I'm not too sure what it does. I guess
maybe it can work on the neck, maybe lift up
the skin a little bit more, But there's velker on
the top of the head, on the back of the neck,
and you're basically like, I don't know, wearing a sock
over your face is what it looks like. But it's
got to do something so not not as available that

(24:23):
is available with skims. Is gonna cost you forty eight dollars.
And then Bell, I know you've talked about this before,
but let's say your spouse dies and you get remarried.
Once all once all three of you have passed, who
are you with in heaven? We have talked about this
off the air before. It is now the premise of
a new movie called Eternity with Elizabeth Olsen, Miles Teller,

(24:47):
and Callum Turner. She has to make the choice before
moving on to her permanent afterlife that she go with
her first spouse, who she never wanted to leave, or
does she go with her second partner who just kind
of like picked up the piece and she fell in
love with. After that? Who is she with in heaven?

Speaker 2 (25:02):
What do you do?

Speaker 3 (25:03):
What do you do?

Speaker 2 (25:04):
It's first to market. It's got to be the first
husband and the second one is your affair in heaven.
I don't know, but I mean like we have this
and of course nobody knows. Nobody knows what's going on.
If you believe in any type of higher power, nobody knows.
You don't know to get there. They try and tell you.
Leilani tells you, he goes, it's not like that in heaven.
We're not living in a little house down by the beach.

Speaker 3 (25:25):
But that's how you and I see it.

Speaker 2 (25:27):
Yes, but we're not coupled.

Speaker 9 (25:28):
No.

Speaker 2 (25:29):
So she's like, yeah, that's not You'll know me, but
I won't be. You're like, you'll recognize my spirit, but
it's not like husband and wife. I'm like, well, check
the notes in the Bible, because I'm writing that in
because my theory is that like, ah, you get a
great house by the beach, but then does everybody want
a house by the beach, and all of a sudden
it's crowded and it's like it's not fun anymore. And

(25:50):
then what about all your other relatives? Are they on
your timeline and just coming buy your house, visiting or
they have houses on beaches somewhere else. It's a whole
big thing.

Speaker 6 (25:58):
That's not heaven, that's just earth, just what we love.

Speaker 2 (26:02):
Well, that's what we in heaven and happened. Yeah, Jo
and I dig this. We're starting our own religion. We
are starting our own religion. You can fly around go
from house to house like that. I'm living by beautiful
bubbling stream or something like our brook or whatever with
my dogs and all my pets as well, and all
the fun animals that fill the earth or romping through

(26:23):
the field. It's not crowded, and we all have our
own little space. We visit each other.

Speaker 3 (26:26):
That's nice.

Speaker 2 (26:27):
Jill said she'd be across the stream. I'm like, hey,
what's up across the stream.

Speaker 3 (26:30):
I'm in more of like a mountain cabin. There's a
soft Frozenilgrit Machine and the.

Speaker 2 (26:34):
Key's over there with Jeff all over there at Leilani.
Then all of a sudden we find Jeff Lelani hanging
out a bit too often, like what do you guys,
what is happening now? What's going on? But yeah, the
first wife or the first hospital and then you remarry
who's in heaven with you?

Speaker 3 (26:48):
Right, So the movie's eternity and it's gonna starts with
Olsen because.

Speaker 2 (26:51):
You can't have like both.

Speaker 3 (26:52):
I know, I'm so interested to see this film and
what they do.

Speaker 2 (26:55):
I think you know what it is. There are there
are spouses that you find that are perfect for you
on earth. But then there's it's the soulmate thing. If
you're truly connected be the soul I think God allows
you to be with that person in hands.

Speaker 6 (27:09):
There's a special heaven just for soul mates.

Speaker 3 (27:11):
Yeah, to the back gate, the back gate, I'm chill
with airdivid headlines.

Speaker 2 (27:16):
We'll see if Kyle is there for you. So absurd,
I know, but that's just what we tell ourselves to
make ourselves feel better. Getting you to day all right,
it's one of four to three, my fan, This is
Valentine in the morning. We do have the Battle of
a Sex is coming up calling now if you guys
want to play four three Valentine in the morning. Ed

(27:38):
Shearon at the iheartraat Music Festival. We're stoked about that.
Lady Gaga about to play her. She's back at the
Forum a Friday night. Yes, and we're all doing okay
with the tsunami and stuff like that. Laura was in
a bit of a panic. She lives down towards the
water's edge. Laura a social media director, and she called
her fiance and she's like, oh, I don't know, we'rebles
just from Australia and uh. He's like, we live on

(28:00):
like the fifteenth floor or something. We're gonna be okay,
but you know, those things are scary. My wife. My
wife's like, oh my gosh, are we gonna be okay?
I'm like, babe, we are twelve hundred feet above sea
level in Westlake Village, that Thousand Oaks area, and there's
ten miles of land. I mean, even the worst tsunami

(28:20):
in history wouldn't It doesn't come in ten miles twelve
hundred feet. It's not gonna happen. Like you stop reading
Alimento's block. Oh my god, you know stuff that you're
getting all nervous and scared and you don't have to
be or anything. Battle of Sexes. It's one of four
to three my fam it's Valentine in the Morning. We've
got that coming up next, Lady Gaga Brune mars A

(28:43):
just woke up from the next. One of four to
three my family. It is Valentine in the Morning, seven
ten coming up later on this hour. What did you
do or say when you guys were under anesthesia? Have
you ever been put under anesthesia? You can texted three
one O four three. Laura had to go in for
a procedure one time and you got the light anetheson right,

(29:06):
just a twilight twilight, so you were fully Underfielder.

Speaker 3 (29:10):
No, right, And I just woke up and thought, I
want attention.

Speaker 8 (29:14):
And I've seen all those crazy videos when people wake
up from anesthesia.

Speaker 3 (29:17):
And they're like I don't know where I am.

Speaker 8 (29:18):
And I was like, I'm just gonna give this a go.

Speaker 2 (29:21):
See how out of was there anybody filming or anything? No, no,
you said it for your funzies.

Speaker 8 (29:26):
The nurses were kind of annoyed. They were like, you
were out for twenty minutes, like you're at a hospital,
you know where you are. And I was like, I
don't know wherey what happened to me? And they were
like ridiculous, Like they really were like, come back with.

Speaker 2 (29:37):
Us here anyway, that's funny. So you're totally pretending because
just wanted to be one of those people in this video.

Speaker 8 (29:42):
It was like fun you know, like I just wanted
to try it out and see if they gave me
any empathy.

Speaker 3 (29:46):
But they did not. They gave me an apple juice.

Speaker 2 (29:51):
I've never been under full antithesia. I had my colonoscopy
years ago and I had that and I didn't know
that was twilight. I just found out from you guys today.
I thought I was under. I've told people I was under.
I don't remember anything.

Speaker 3 (30:04):
That's kind of so I.

Speaker 2 (30:05):
Was was I talking or doing stuff.

Speaker 8 (30:06):
When they were going in Maybe listen, we're not medical professionals,
but I think they can get you out of it quickly.

Speaker 3 (30:13):
I think that's the idea of it.

Speaker 2 (30:14):
That's the idea of it, right, Okay, Like just like hours.
I loved it. Oh man, that was fantastic. The old
uh seven six you're awake what happened? You went in
and did all that stuff and looked around and came
out with that clean bill of elves, and you.

Speaker 3 (30:28):
Don't remember a thing nothing.

Speaker 2 (30:30):
And they moved like your body around.

Speaker 8 (30:33):
That's what's crazy. Yeah, I could like flip you on
the table like whatever.

Speaker 2 (30:41):
I thought. They just went right in with the thing
and took a little I don't either flipped me over
and playing around my body the other side.

Speaker 4 (30:50):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (30:50):
I don't know. I don't remember. Oh my god, I
don't know what happened to me? All right? So what
did you do or say when you were under anesthesia?
Texting three one four three bonus points if you have
the video somebody filmed you, bonus points for that. But
right now, the sex is reps. In the medasin is Aaron.

(31:11):
He lives in Long Beach, works as a film grip,
and enjoys surprising his wife with flowers. Oh my gosh, Aaron,
what's up, funny morning. We don't know if that's true, though,
you could have said that, you know, And I enjoy
rising my wife for flowers and everyone's like, oh.

Speaker 3 (31:27):
Representing the ladies. Her name is Leslie. She lives in Hollywood,
she's a kindergarten teacher and enjoys hopscotch. Let's hear it
for Leslie.

Speaker 2 (31:36):
What's Leslie? Good morning?

Speaker 1 (31:40):
Good morning.

Speaker 2 (31:41):
Here's how it works, Leslie. I'm gonna ask a few questions.
Aaron just gonna be asking you the questions. Best out
of three wins. We're still tied. The end of regulation,
we get to a not so tough tie breaker question.
Let us start with the ladies. What actress voiced Fiona
in Shrek?

Speaker 4 (31:59):
Cameron?

Speaker 3 (32:00):
That's correct, Aaron, what actor and comedian voiced Cusco in
Disney's The Emperor's New Groove?

Speaker 4 (32:09):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (32:10):
Man i care David Spade? Current score? Ladies up? One? Oh?
What country is Leone Messi from Sabina? Aina?

Speaker 3 (32:33):
Aaron? What country is Justin Bieber from Canada? Yes, that's right.

Speaker 2 (32:40):
Our current score is one to one. Which element has
the chemical symbol oh?

Speaker 7 (32:49):
Oxygen?

Speaker 2 (32:50):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (32:52):
And Aaron, what element has the chemical symbol eh?

Speaker 1 (32:57):
Hydrogen?

Speaker 2 (32:59):
Yeah? Real easy the these didn't we All right? Let's
go to a not so tough tie breaker question. Holler,
are you named to the answer? You name will be
your buzzer. Wait until Brian Burton finishes asking the question
before you buzz in.

Speaker 6 (33:09):
What song would you want to be played at your funeral?

Speaker 3 (33:12):
Aaron Aaron our Jelin Biaver's.

Speaker 2 (33:20):
Okay, all right, Jilli your funeral? What song? Quick? Quick, quick,
quick harmony, bone thugs in harmony, frostrutting. Okay, that's not bad,
all right, Bran Quick.

Speaker 3 (33:31):
Oh god yeah, yas maps.

Speaker 2 (33:33):
Okay, fine, all right? Oh Danny Boy or My Chemical Romance,
Welcome to the Black Break or Oasis is a really
good song too. I've got a bunch. It's gonna be
a long set. It's gonna be a long, long set.
Leslie your funeral? What's playing? Go ahead?

Speaker 10 (33:49):
I'm on the right high way to help.

Speaker 2 (33:54):
Fellas. When you got it? Battle of a Sexist Championship
certificate post the insultious, the hashtag Valentine in the morning
you share that with pride. Nice job, Aaron, Oh, thank
you guy, I appreciate it. You got it a great
thanks well, hold up, bro, you also got tickets Go
see what Jonas Brothers in concert, Honda Center, September twenty seven. Congratulations,
rock and roll. Let's rock and roll with the Jonas Brothers.

(34:18):
Take it on sale now, taking Messa dot com and
a bonus chance to win. Please do try people forget
to try that one of four to three MIAFM dot
Com a bonus chance for the Jonas Brothers. Congrats again,
nice going erin. Thank you, thank you, You're welcome. As
you exit the stage, Leslie, this moment is entirely yours.
You take it away.

Speaker 4 (34:38):
Thank you so much for having me everyone, Thank you.

Speaker 2 (34:42):
Coming up, Three things you need to know. A tsunami
advisory is still in effect for the coast of southern
California after that massive, massive earthquake that hit near Russia.
When will it expire, What damage, if any, will it cause?
And should you stay out of the water. That's a
big deal too. That's coming up. Three things you need
to know.

Speaker 3 (35:01):
Three things you need to know right.

Speaker 2 (35:03):
Now twenty two. It is Valentine in the morning. This
is one of four to three mile famous tsunami advisory
still an effect for the coast of southern California after
that massive earthquake hit near Russia. Hopefully folks are okay
over there. Tsunami waves have arrived here this morning in Hawaii.
There's no major issues having been reported from their waves
that are hitting there too. That massive eight point eight

(35:24):
earthquake hit on the coast of Russia yesterday afternoon, and
it's trigger tonami warnings and evacuations. You know, over twenty countries.
One of the strongest earthquakes ever recorded. Thankfully, no significant
damage has been reported. I believe it was the number
six on the list of earthquakes globally in the history
of US measuring earthquakes. He imagine that number six a

(35:44):
little town in Russia. If that doesn't tell you, hey,
maybe I should move out of this town. I don't
know what would crazy scary and their surveys found that
back to school shopping is putting a lot of financial
stress and parents. This here, we've got to do something
special for parents. School shopings already started. We might be
late with this, but we should talk to John Peak
about it. It was back to school shopping is a

(36:04):
big thing. It costs a lot of money and it's
a rite of passage for so many people. And honestly,
I suffered. I just got hand me downs. You know.
The most expensive school supplies are electronics in clothing. Forty
five percent of parents plan to take on debt to
cover these costs. Most students would be going back in
the next few weeks including looc which starts again on

(36:25):
August fourteenth. Hammy has for me two older sisters, so
not the best back in the day. But also I
would get like their notebooks if there's any pages left
in them, oh really, and it would be like Kathleen
loves Roger, Oh my god, what is this? Because it
would do it on the notebook. So any pages left,
they would give me their notebooks and I either ripped
out the pages that were in there from their studies
because they're about four years part from me, or I

(36:47):
just had to, you know, deal with it. They've got
flowers drawn on the front and I'm trying to be
a Mancha kid. Joel's trying to get music.

Speaker 3 (36:54):
The Disney Channel premiered Hannah Montana in March of two
thousand and six, and it launched my Miley Cyrus his career. Now,
Miley is teasing something really special to celebrate Hannah Montana's
twentieth anniversary. Filey said, I want to design something really
really special for it because it really was the beginning
of all of this that now sits here today. And

(37:14):
she said, without Hannah, there really wouldn't be this kind
of me. So she's going to do something big next year,
the twentieth anniversary of Hannah Montana. I'm Jill filling in
for John Kamucci and that's what's turning in music. Okay,
well Live and Lass is a little weird.

Speaker 2 (37:31):
Yeah, okay, coming up? What did you do or say
when you were under anesthesia? Text into three one.

Speaker 3 (37:37):
Oh four three This sex says I told the nurse
that I was Batman. She brought it up, dude, and
I said, well, have you ever seen me or Batman
together in the same place?

Speaker 2 (37:46):
That is fantastic? Good and you want that person to
like a Batman a badman. But more than likely, if
we're guessing, it's probably.

Speaker 3 (37:56):
Like Lady.

Speaker 2 (38:07):
Over a moment, she's gonna be at the iHeart radios
at festival. We are stoked. Brian Carrey, was that your
first time meeting or when she came in?

Speaker 3 (38:18):
Yes? Oh yes, oh my god, I remember and I
love her?

Speaker 2 (38:21):
Is that crazy? Mariah Carey like sitting in front of
you that close icon? Do you ever just sit back
and go we have the best jobs on the planet?

Speaker 4 (38:27):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (38:27):
Yeah, you do? How often?

Speaker 3 (38:29):
Almost every day?

Speaker 2 (38:30):
Honestly?

Speaker 3 (38:30):
Really?

Speaker 2 (38:32):
Is that because of working with Brian and I the
top of the list. Look at that, Look at that?
Sorry Laura didn't mention.

Speaker 3 (38:38):
You ou could you do that?

Speaker 2 (38:41):
Like every day?

Speaker 3 (38:42):
Pretty much like when I really look at it. Yeah,
it's like we get to come here and hang out
and talk. I mean, there's more to it.

Speaker 2 (38:48):
So breakfast table a bunch of friends at microphones that
you are always welcome to be part of. This should
never feel like you ever listen to a show and
feel like you're missing out on the inside jokes and
stuff like that.

Speaker 11 (38:57):
Yeah, I don't know what that means. You're talking about
the butt of I know of that is, or you
just feel that like you're not as welcome to it.
And I don't want you to ever feel that way
with our show, None of us want you feel that way.
You're always welcome to the show, always welcome to be
an extra mic at this breakfast table. Whether you're dressed, undressed,
in your bathrobe or in a suit and tie or
whatever you are, doesn't matter. You're welcome at this table.

(39:19):
So always please feel free that way. And if we
fall short, let us know and we'll fix that for you.
But every day you're thankful for this job.

Speaker 3 (39:27):
Yeah, we get to talk to amazing people. Hear great stories.
You know, people come in here, Bruno, Mars, Lady Gaga, right, car,
It's fun, It's very cool.

Speaker 2 (39:36):
What about you? How often are you like thankful for
this like that?

Speaker 4 (39:39):
Really truly?

Speaker 2 (39:39):
I just was thinking this yesterday. Yeah, that you know,
I do get to say. You guys make me laugh
very hard.

Speaker 6 (39:44):
My job especially, I just kind of sit back and
hang like more than anything.

Speaker 2 (39:49):
It's great.

Speaker 3 (39:50):
Yeah, and you vel.

Speaker 2 (39:54):
I don't know if it's say every day today, of
course absolutely. Three four to three is a our text line.
You're coming out of anesthesia. What did you say or
do when you came out of anesthesia?

Speaker 3 (40:04):
Jay texted and said, when I donated a portion of
my liver, the doctor was asking me if anything was
bothering me. I told him bananas bothered me. He asked
if ilex strawberries, and then I knocked out. Christy said,
I once asked if President Obama was at the hospital.
If he was, could I meet him?

Speaker 11 (40:20):
Text Valentine in the morning at three one oh four
to three.

Speaker 2 (40:23):
Seven thirty six weather, Today's sunny, warm, tempts eighties to
low nineties, mid seventies here the beaches, sixty five pcomas
sixty six Hawthorn Jill has got the entertainment headlines coming up.

Speaker 3 (40:34):
An actor says, a third movie in a certain franchise
is waiting on Stephen Spielberg to read and approve. I'll
tell you which movie it is. Coming up to seven fifty.

Speaker 2 (40:44):
Chelsea's listening on the free iHeartRadio app minus a number
one precient. Yes, Chelsea, how are you good?

Speaker 9 (40:51):
How are you?

Speaker 7 (40:51):
Guys?

Speaker 2 (40:51):
Were doing all right? So give it to me. You
did this under anesthesia, and if you can recreate the
voice that you had, I'd love you even more.

Speaker 4 (40:57):
Go ahead, Okay, Well, this is actually because it wasn't me.

Speaker 1 (41:01):
It was my little brother that did something funny.

Speaker 2 (41:04):
Great opportunity to make fun of him, go for it,
and I.

Speaker 10 (41:07):
Asked for his permission.

Speaker 4 (41:08):
He said it's okay. So I went with my mom to.

Speaker 7 (41:10):
Take my little brother to get his wisdom. Keith out okay,
to help out. So everything was good, but on the
way home, he somehow, this is.

Speaker 10 (41:17):
Kind of gory for people that don't like blood.

Speaker 9 (41:19):
But he got some of.

Speaker 3 (41:21):
The blood from his mouth and he wiped it underneath
his eyes, and he was trying to be like a warrior.

Speaker 7 (41:28):
Like a warrior paint. Yeah, and he doesn't remember this,
like I asked him about it, but he says that
he was trying to be like brave heart like.

Speaker 2 (41:42):
All. This kid rocks. How old was he at the time.

Speaker 7 (41:45):
I think he was like a freshman or sophomore in
high school.

Speaker 2 (41:48):
Dude, what a stud What a legend. Kid's a legend.
Taking your own blood.

Speaker 9 (41:52):
Let him forget it?

Speaker 2 (41:53):
Yeah, bneath your eyes and ready to go into battle.
This kid rocks.

Speaker 10 (41:57):
Ready.

Speaker 9 (41:59):
Tell us, Hi, okay, okay, thank you guys.

Speaker 2 (42:01):
I appreciate you. Bye bye, Jennifer, Good morning. How are
you today?

Speaker 10 (42:05):
Hi, good morning, I'm good.

Speaker 2 (42:06):
There you are coming out of the anesthesia. Get into it,
sell us. Let us hear that voice that you had.

Speaker 10 (42:13):
Actually with my husband.

Speaker 2 (42:15):
You're a bunch of darks. The lady before you narked
on her brother. You're narking on the husband. But go ahead,
let's hear it.

Speaker 10 (42:23):
So I walked in and he said, they stole my wallet,
and he just kept going on about setting his wallet stolen.

Speaker 2 (42:32):
Yeah, did you check? Maybe they did steal it.

Speaker 10 (42:35):
No, they didn't steal it at all. I think I
did record, but I have to look to the video.
And then after he said that that stuff was really good,
that he needs some at home.

Speaker 2 (42:50):
Thanks Jed, tell your husband said hi, because he is
bye bye one of four three my family. It is
Valentine in the morning, Septney forty two. Shout out to
my nephew, Brendan, lieutenant colonel in the United States Air Force.
So yes, sir, what you're God, that's not Air air

(43:10):
Force anthing like that Army be like that Air Force? Well,
no air Force, Like all right, send no, I told him,
And he laughed at this because I was Air Force
RTC for like a semester back in college. So anybody
in the military, you'll get a kick out of this.
And that was a university Connecticut. I joined the Air
Force ARTC. I thought it flyplanes. I wanted to fight
fighter jazz. My vision wouldn't let me, so they want

(43:32):
to make me a navigator. I'm like, say, yeah, I
wanted to fly and you're not letting me, so see ye.
So anyway, long story short, We're sitting there one night
and the lieutenant colonel vision charge of the RTC program
back then, because guys, we've been invited to work out
with the army every day, you know, six hundred we're
gonna be doing pt with the Army Cadets for RTC.

(43:53):
We'll join our groups together and they've invited us to
work out with them. If you're into that, you can.
It's you know, it's totally volunteer, you know, if you
want to do it whatever. Or we do have our
own pe that we do. We play volleyball on Wednesday nights.
Knows it? That sounds good, knows it? I like that,
like all Air Force. The way to go volleyball on
Wednesday nights. That's the way to go, right all right?

(44:15):
Seven forty three Tomorrow a big deal going on your
chance to win tickets to the IHEARTRADI Music Festival.

Speaker 3 (44:19):
Ya tomorrow will give you a question to answer using
the talkback feature that's on our iHeartRadio apps. What you
do is when you're listening to MYFM, you're going to
see a red microphone up there at the top of
your phone on top of your screen. You tap it
and it's like you're sending a voice note to a friend.
You can record a message and then it comes right
here to the radio station.

Speaker 2 (44:35):
So this is a big contest tomorrow to go to
the iHeartRadio Music Festival, which is loaded down this year.
It's one of our best ones yet. So to get
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why you listen to Balance in the morning, What do
you like about the show? Talk about the show, what

(44:57):
you like about it, how you feel about it, well
you'd like to see improved about it, whatever it is.
Just talk to us, tell us who you are and
what you like about the show and stuff. And that
can be your practice because the big contest will be
starting tomorrow. So one of four to three MYFM iHeartRadio App.
When you're listening to us, you see that red microphone
icon upper right hand corner, says little voice too, What
do you like about Balance in the Morning?

Speaker 1 (45:18):
One O four to three my FM. Here's what's coming
up in entertainment headlines.

Speaker 3 (45:24):
An iconic Julia Roberts movie is getting a sequel. I'll
tell you which one. Right after traffic.

Speaker 1 (45:31):
One O four to three my FM Entertainment headlines.

Speaker 3 (45:36):
We have the Beetlejuice sequel. The thing for this Gremlins
three is happening. Zach Allian, who starred as Billy in
the original Gremlins, said, and the sequel. He said that
after thirty five years, they've come up with a script
and Warner Brothers is incredibly interested in doing it. But
then he said, it's apparently waiting on mister Spielberg's desk
to read and approve the script. Said, but you can

(45:58):
thank the success of Beat Juice Beetlejuice for this.

Speaker 2 (46:01):
Stop feeding the Gremlins, stop water on Thelins. Didn't we
learn anything?

Speaker 3 (46:06):
And a movie that's been recognized as one of the
greatest romantic comedies of all time is hopefully getting a sequel.

Speaker 10 (46:18):
Before rapid on my makeup, I'll say a.

Speaker 3 (46:21):
Little prep are you my best Friend's wedding? A sequel
is the Sony This star Julian Roberts. He was the
one that actually got this rolling, and he said that
the lawyers were talking about a sequel. So now they're
saying that it's in the works over at Sony and

(46:42):
we could soon see my best Friend's wedding to jilt
for their intent headlines.

Speaker 2 (46:49):
Were you in this one?

Speaker 3 (46:51):
I wish no, I wish I was.

Speaker 2 (46:54):
Oh, you were in Four Weddings Interferial, weren't you?

Speaker 3 (46:57):
I can't remember. I feel like when when you say that,
I feel like I was.

Speaker 2 (47:03):
Did she ever worked with Hugh Grant Anny mcdel No,
then you weren't in this was I born? I don't
know you're the child actor. We just you just tell
us movies that you're in and stuff and TV show
she's in.

Speaker 3 (47:14):
I feel like I was in Four Weddings at a funeral.

Speaker 2 (47:16):
Yeah, I don't know that nineteen ninety four when were
born eighty four? Yes, that seems like you would be right.
That was your peak, right, that was a peak of
Jill's acting career. She's still a great actress. By the way,
if you're looking for somebody, maybe there's a radio show
or something you want to put her in. She's very
talented actress. Hasn't done it in years. But no, you
really are. There's like stuff you'll do in the studio
and we're like, oh my god, and she goes, I

(47:37):
was just kidding.

Speaker 6 (47:37):
You're like, whoa, I hop that you guys are really funny.

Speaker 3 (47:41):
No, that's not acting.

Speaker 2 (47:44):
Oh oh, the Academy award goes to I'm so happy
to except this. I've I laughed at them for so
many years and never found anything funny that they said.
And I'm glad of being recognized by work. Finally. Come wait, people,

(48:07):
let me out one o four three. My family, it
is Valentine in the Morning. If you ever have happy
news and you want to share it with us, do
reach out at three one oh four three. That's our
text line, and I want to say, happy news. Is
anything in your life that's making you smile. Is there
anything going out your family, your friends, your job that
actually puts a smile on your face. Share that with
us because some of us might be able to downdate
and here's some other happy news out there might bring

(48:28):
that person up. So again, share it at any point,
even if we're not on the air. We'll see it
the next time we're in the studio three one oh
four to three.

Speaker 8 (48:37):
Here's your daily dose of happy news on Valentine in
the Morning.

Speaker 2 (48:42):
Hi, Maria, what's your happy news?

Speaker 8 (48:44):
Well?

Speaker 9 (48:44):
I have two sons. They just both finished their TODAS program.
They're officially teachers and I'm very happy for them because
they made it through.

Speaker 2 (48:55):
So you have two sons that just finished their teaching program. Yes,
oh that's great. You must be very proud of them.

Speaker 9 (49:01):
I am.

Speaker 3 (49:01):
Have you heard about iheartradios? Thank you teacher contest?

Speaker 9 (49:05):
Oh yes, yes, yes.

Speaker 3 (49:06):
You should nominate your sons.

Speaker 9 (49:08):
I should. Didn't even think about that.

Speaker 3 (49:10):
Yeah, iHeartRadio dot com slash teachers.

Speaker 2 (49:12):
What if you can only nominate one? Which son would
you nominate? Good questions?

Speaker 1 (49:16):
Which one would be?

Speaker 2 (49:17):
Maria?

Speaker 9 (49:18):
Are you ready to got in trouble once on the
radio for saying I have a one that's very bright?
So I did I want to get in trouble with Yeah.

Speaker 2 (49:24):
Gosh, you said you had one that's bright and one.

Speaker 9 (49:28):
That isn't one that's brighter than the other one.

Speaker 2 (49:30):
I have four shine bright.

Speaker 9 (49:34):
I called a while ago, wanting to kick on my
voice out of the house.

Speaker 3 (49:37):
Yes, I remember you, I remember your call.

Speaker 2 (49:41):
I want to catch I want to kick everybody out
of the house. But oh, congrats and being teachers all right? Anyway,
like Jill said, it's one of four three mi from.

Speaker 1 (49:49):
Dot com slash teachers.

Speaker 2 (49:51):
And you go there. You can nominate a teacher for
a five thousand dollars prize.

Speaker 9 (49:54):
Okay, I will. I'll have to see which one of
them than you do.

Speaker 3 (49:58):
Both do both.

Speaker 2 (49:59):
We're not checking. We're not checking.

Speaker 9 (50:01):
Oh, okay, I can, I will.

Speaker 2 (50:02):
All right, thanks Maria, thank you.

Speaker 1 (50:05):
Guys me.

Speaker 2 (50:11):
What a four three Miami? It is Valentine in the morning.
It is eight ten, coming up later on this hour.
Admit it, come on, admitted it. Admit it. Admit it.
What are the petty ways you've gotten workplace revenge? Texting
at three one oh four three? What have you done?

Speaker 3 (50:31):
You might have stolen some supplies, maybe you change someone's password,
or maybe you're like Kim who texted it and said
she reported safety hazards to the state.

Speaker 2 (50:40):
Oh, you've never gotten a workplace revenge?

Speaker 3 (50:44):
No, never, No, do it?

Speaker 2 (50:46):
You're too nice.

Speaker 3 (50:47):
I'm too scared.

Speaker 2 (50:48):
Yeah I'm getting caught or something. Oh my god. Yes,
really I've done stuff. I've done things. I'm not proud
of them.

Speaker 3 (50:56):
The ceiling, what did you put something in the ceiling that?

Speaker 2 (51:00):
No? I never did, No, right, right right? That was
like a rumor that somebody else did. That was a friend.
That was a no wink wink? Can you even tell
that story? Smelly thing?

Speaker 3 (51:15):
The fish?

Speaker 2 (51:16):
Wou know? Oh, fish, that's exactly what it was. Yes,
it was fish. Right, You get some frozen fish and
then you go up in the ceiling over your boss's
office or somebody or put it in an air conditioning
vent and you get it frozen, really frozen, really good,
and you put it in there, and like three or
four days later, after it's defrosted, it stinks up the

(51:37):
entire place.

Speaker 6 (51:38):
That's good.

Speaker 2 (51:39):
You can use all different frozen items and they'll just
defrost slowly because it's also an air conditioning event, so
it keeps it cool. And when it finally does defrost,
the entire place is stinking. They can't figure it out
for ages where the stink is coming from. Never did that?
I never did that. No, thank you, so admitted. What
are the petty ways you've gotten? Work place revenge? Text

(52:00):
in right now three one oh four to three. It
is the Battle of the sexes. Reps in the mat.
His name is Anthony. He lives in Diamond Bar, works
as an AutoZone rep. Get in the zone, and enjoys
learning how to cook. What's up, Anthony? Hey, what the Valentine?
How you doing doing good?

Speaker 3 (52:19):
Rep's sitting the ladies. Her name is Nicole. She lives
in Upland. He works as an elementary school principal and
enjoys asks throwing. Let's hear it for Nicole.

Speaker 1 (52:32):
Good morning everyone, how are you morning?

Speaker 2 (52:35):
Good morning? Russia just had another six point four. I
don't know if it's in that exact same area or
not to where that eight point eight well, so keep
an eye on that for you guys. All right, here's
how it works, the cole. I'm gonna ask you a
few questions, Anthony, Jill's gonna be asking you the questions.
Best of the three wins still tie the end of regulation,
we go to a not it's a tough tiebreaker question.
And to start with the ladies, what movie franchise had

(52:59):
titles like Goblet of Fire and Chamber of Secrets?

Speaker 4 (53:06):
Oh, good gosh, I have no clue even.

Speaker 9 (53:10):
Begin to guess.

Speaker 2 (53:11):
Hallo, Ariy Potter, Ariy.

Speaker 3 (53:14):
Potter, Anthony, what actor plays Harry Potter in those films?

Speaker 2 (53:21):
Dang right quick?

Speaker 3 (53:22):
Yes, that's right.

Speaker 2 (53:23):
Current score guys up one? Oh? Who is married to
Blake Lively? Nicole?

Speaker 1 (53:29):
Oh, the blonde?

Speaker 4 (53:31):
But is her name the pretty one? It's a pretty one? U?

Speaker 2 (53:37):
Yes she is? She really is. She's pretty and he's
Ryan Reynolds.

Speaker 3 (53:43):
Anthony. Ryan Reynolds tries to get out of the friend
zone with Amy Smart in what two thousand and five movie?
Wasn't that? Oh?

Speaker 2 (53:54):
Just friends? Yeah, you're right, guys. Just one down to
the Sexes Championship certificate. You got it, my friend posted
on soul Shoes the hashtag Valentine the morning you share
your pride. Okay, thank you. You're gonna go see Chapel
Roon Brookside at the Rose Bowl October tenth. Bonus cancer

(54:18):
everyty online one A four three miles in dot com. Congratulations,
Thank you so much.

Speaker 10 (54:23):
Appreciate you guys.

Speaker 2 (54:24):
Could dance, my friend? Could you dance at the Pig
Pony Club? Could you pull it off? Me and my
three year old daughter was definitely.

Speaker 3 (54:35):
Well.

Speaker 2 (54:35):
Congrats again. The calls you exit the stage, this moment
is entirely yours. You take it away, of course.

Speaker 4 (54:41):
Congratulations and I wish I was playing the last hour.

Speaker 10 (54:45):
Thank you so much for letting me play.

Speaker 2 (54:47):
You got it. Thank you very much, appreciate you. Coming up.
Three things you need to know most tsunami advisories have expired.
Just had that six point seth in Russia, though not
sure if that'll affect anything. Expert duesday flooding is still
possible and the beach is not considered safe. You may
get a lot of rip currents and stuff like that
down there, So we'll keep you updated to that in
three things you need to know coming up next.

Speaker 1 (55:08):
Three things you need to know right now.

Speaker 2 (55:10):
Kate's eight nineteen. It is balance out of the morning.
This is one of four three mile famous tsunami advisory
has been lifted for most of California. People in LA
and Orange County that are still being urged to stay
away from the beach. And of course everybody went there.
Channel five, Channel seven, Channel everybody. I'm here on the beach.
The tsunami is not hit yet. What are you doing?
You're supposed to not be there in case it does hit.

(55:33):
Alerts went into effect yesterday afternoon after a massive eight
point eight earthquake, the sixth largest earthquake in global history.
Eight point eight hit eastern Russia, one of the strongest
earthquakes ever recorded, trigger tsunami warnings and evacuations in over
twenty countries. Thankfully, no significant damage or serious injuries have
been reported. You imagine like if you're a dolphin out

(55:53):
there and that wave starts going, you ride that bad boy.
That must be fun for them. The August edition of
Vogue magazine is causing some controversy because it features an
AI generated supermodel.

Speaker 10 (56:06):
Oh No.

Speaker 2 (56:06):
The AI model appears in an ad for guests. She
looks like a young woman of blonde hair and blue eyes.
Critics say this will have a negative effect on young
people who are already struggling with unrealistic beauty standards.

Speaker 3 (56:18):
This is AI. She's beautiful, and she looks so real.

Speaker 2 (56:22):
She looks so real, she's so perfect, she is absolutely gorgeous. Wow, guys, focus, No, Well,
I don't know why she's I know why I am.
I'm not sure what she's I know she's not real.
But what if what if she was real? What if

(56:43):
I was twenty years younger and I don't know, my
wife didn't like me. I don't know, I don't know.
I'm just saying, now, stop doing that. Don't use AI
for stuff like that. People just start struggling with the
beauty standards we all do, and then you see these.
It was a whole big thing about photoshopped and touched
up and everything else. Now it's just prely fake. It's
not real, Like.

Speaker 3 (57:00):
It says, unrealistic beauty standards as soon as I saw
her picture, I thought, oh my gosh, I wish my
face looked like that. Like I immediately thought, no, I gotcha.

Speaker 2 (57:06):
Yeah, didn't they say like and somebody correct me at
three one o four three, didn't they say like venus
de Milo Like that is a first like unrealistic beauty
standard because her torso everything else was so out of proportionate.
Wouldn't be real in a woman, if you know what
I'm talking about. Yeah, jill'scott, the trending music stuff coming.

Speaker 3 (57:25):
Now, Jonah's pro Lady's picture.

Speaker 2 (57:30):
I'm so distracted.

Speaker 3 (57:31):
Jonah's brothers have admitted that their breakup back in twenty
thirteen needed to happen. The the decision at the time.

Speaker 2 (57:39):
Said how she look at her She's beautiful and these
pouty lips are stunning. There her lips, they're so poudy.

Speaker 3 (57:46):
Oh. The decision was due to creative differences and communications
struggles within the group at the time, and Nick said,
in reflection, I can definitely see how I could have
more lovingly communicated something that needed to be said. And
then Joejonahs said, we were having such a difficult time
just being real with each other back then. That the
breakup needed to happen. Thank goodness they worked everything out.

(58:06):
We have a pair of tickets to see the Jonas
Brothers all this week at Honda Center at the seven
o'clock Battle of the Sexes. I'm Jill in for John
Camuci and that's what's trending in music.

Speaker 2 (58:16):
Do you see in photo to her claviical?

Speaker 3 (58:19):
How nice?

Speaker 2 (58:20):
Perfect?

Speaker 3 (58:20):
That is nice?

Speaker 2 (58:21):
It's her clapical. Oh my gosh.

Speaker 3 (58:24):
She looks like Kete Upman.

Speaker 2 (58:26):
She does a little bit, yeah, like Kate Upton, Yeah,
little bit. Yeah, all right, bring it back, chill, come up.
What are the petty ways you got workplace revenge? You
can text in at three one oh four three? What
a four three? My Fami, It is Valentine in the
morning eight sixt six, five four four of my FM

(58:46):
texting three one oh four to three, Hey Cheryl.

Speaker 5 (58:49):
Good morning. I am great.

Speaker 2 (58:51):
All right? How'd you get that workplace revenge? Would you do?

Speaker 5 (58:57):
I had a manager that was always food and condescending
and I found out that well, well, well he's also
allergic to cats. So I would rub my cats all
over my clothes before I would go to work, and
he'd be sneezing all day. It was hilarious, hilarious.

Speaker 3 (59:17):
Rub It doesn't take much cat hair if someone's allergic.

Speaker 2 (59:20):
No, I'm allergic. Jill sometimes comes to the room and
I'm like, let's tasory. I was rubbing my cat on myself.

Speaker 5 (59:27):
My gor cats too, and gore cats are spent. Those
who haven't gor cats, they're really can cause out. Oh
he hated it.

Speaker 9 (59:34):
He did.

Speaker 5 (59:34):
He didn't know what was happening to him. And I
made sure that was round people when I did it,
so he didn't just think it was just me. He
didn't know what it was. He was just going around
because I did it for like about three days in
a row. He was going around. It was hilarious.

Speaker 2 (59:49):
Oh my god, you are such a strange little bird. No,
in a good way.

Speaker 6 (59:55):
I love you, thank you, because it was rude.

Speaker 5 (59:58):
He had it coming.

Speaker 2 (59:59):
Oh diddio. He was a bad boss.

Speaker 5 (01:00:01):
He did you know? He was a meaning. He was
a mean That was good. We were all kind of
a few of my week kind of were it. I
kind of let them know because they knew it, but
other people didn't know it, and it was just he
was just going he had He was calling up this
doctor trying.

Speaker 2 (01:00:15):
To I don't know this, okay, but weren't you hold on,
hold on, hold on, Cheryl might gosh, what an employee
you must have been. Were you worried about any collateral
damage to other people that might be allergic the cats?

Speaker 5 (01:00:25):
You know what? I didn't think about it at the time,
but but now that you mention it, it didn't seem
to bother anybody else.

Speaker 2 (01:00:35):
Yeah, oh my god, Cheryl, you are What do you
do for a living?

Speaker 9 (01:00:40):
Now?

Speaker 2 (01:00:40):
I just I'm enamored by your voice and your energy
and everything else. What do you do?

Speaker 5 (01:00:46):
I work at well, wait, for the sake of a
little slightly anonymous, let's just say I work at an
office superstore.

Speaker 2 (01:00:54):
An office superstoreles, I work at an office all right,
all right, thanks Cheryl, you take care of love. Bye bye,
thank you, bye bye bye bye. Do you ever meet
somebody that like doesn't need coffee? You know what a treat.
I'm really glad we got to talk to her today.

(01:01:15):
I'm really glad that Cheryl called him.

Speaker 3 (01:01:17):
Text Valentine in the morning at three one oh four
to three.

Speaker 2 (01:01:21):
All right. The weather today, sunny, warm, TIMPs eighties, little nineties,
mid seventies through the beaches, sixty eight. What are your
sixty seven? Plight? Del ray? Jill's got the entertainment headlines
Coming up?

Speaker 3 (01:01:31):
Brad Pitt has begun shooting a new sequel. I'll tell
you what movie it's for. Coming up at eight.

Speaker 2 (01:01:36):
Fifty Gilbert, good morning, How are you today?

Speaker 4 (01:01:40):
Good morning?

Speaker 10 (01:01:41):
Well, good morning, I'm doing good.

Speaker 2 (01:01:44):
All right? How'd you get that petty revenge? At work?
Would you do.

Speaker 5 (01:01:48):
So?

Speaker 10 (01:01:48):
I made a fresh part of coffee first name in
the morning with a little.

Speaker 2 (01:01:53):
Lax Oh okay, so this is a crime. This is
not teddy revenge. You put relaxative in the coffee at work?
Why did you do that? Who are you trying to
get back at?

Speaker 10 (01:02:05):
I was getting back at my management team for.

Speaker 7 (01:02:07):
The doctor's office I worked at.

Speaker 1 (01:02:09):
They were firing that day.

Speaker 2 (01:02:11):
They were firing you that day. Okay. Do you think
they had cause for any any previous incidents?

Speaker 8 (01:02:17):
Maybe?

Speaker 2 (01:02:18):
I don't know.

Speaker 7 (01:02:18):
Actually no, actually, because they did it out of revenge.

Speaker 2 (01:02:22):
So all right, I got you. So that was they
were firing you. Yep, yep. Wow.

Speaker 3 (01:02:28):
Now, if there was anybody that you liked there at.

Speaker 2 (01:02:31):
Work they had a cup of coffee, would you tell.

Speaker 3 (01:02:34):
Them ahead of time? Like, don't drink the coffee.

Speaker 7 (01:02:37):
Everybody, all my friends, people that I was close with,
knew not to get coffee that point.

Speaker 2 (01:02:42):
They knew not to get coffee that morning. Wow, and
you got away with that, never got in trouble. They
never figured out it was you, or never had any
proof for it. Right, yep? Wow? How long ages this.

Speaker 4 (01:02:53):
About three years ago?

Speaker 2 (01:02:55):
Wow? Yeah? Because I mean technically, I think that probably
is falling under some sort of crime. I'm not sure.
I never arrested anybody for laxiping coffee, so I'm not
sure what that would be. I was. I don't know
if you not this, but I was a police officer
in Connecticut before radio took off.

Speaker 7 (01:03:13):
I do you know val you since you were on
the station that shall not be.

Speaker 2 (01:03:18):
Named, Oh kiss down the hall or something like that. Yeah, yes, yeah, no,
that's they're just right down the hall. They're good friends
of ours. That's wild laxip in the coffee. I don't
recommend anybody else do that, but uh, it's done. Yeah,
oh of course not. Yeah. It was a one time thing.
One time thing. Now it's so funny. I wonder if
anybody recognizes your voice at your current place of employment
wherever that it is because voices and names are very recognizable,

(01:03:41):
and Gilbert's not always that common a name. It's a
beautiful name. And uh, I wonder if they're going, you
know what, never uh never let Gilbert make the coffee.
You know, he's officially off coffee duty. I work with
a Gilbert. Yeah, Annie Gilbert. Anybody in LA that works
with the Gilbert, don't take coffee from them unless you're
five pounds for your goal. Aweight, you know, don't worry.

Speaker 7 (01:04:04):
We have a cure again.

Speaker 2 (01:04:06):
Goods not you don't have to worry. Those other people
are like, thank god, we have the curate, right, Gilbert,
have a great day. Thanks for sharing time with us.
Appreciate you. Probus all right, bye bye eight six six
five four to four, my fam, it's Valentine in the morning.
This is Sam Smith. Stay with me. I guess it's true.
I'm not good at all. It's what a four three?

(01:04:35):
My fam? It is Valentine in the morning. Some people
texting Gilbert to me to a crime. Listen, who knows
a lot of Gilbert's out there. We're not gonna be
involved in this. Who knows who or what's eating Gilbert's grape?
I don't know right, whatever that is? What was it again?
What Gilbert seeing his grapes? Don't Gilbert's grapes grapes, don't
drink his coffee or eat Gilbert's grapes.

Speaker 3 (01:04:55):
What's eating gilbert grape?

Speaker 2 (01:04:58):
Well, he got it off his chest. It might have
been eating him, was eating Gilbert grape, but he got
it off his chest. So if you missed that, Gilbert
had done something to coffee in the workplace, and it
was not something that we'd recommend for anybody to do,
it's horrible, horrible, horrible eight forty two one of four
to three mile fam All right, Angelica, you've been a
hole for a few minutes. Did you get petty revenge

(01:05:19):
on somebody at work?

Speaker 4 (01:05:21):
Did I did? Yeah, so guilty as charge. But I
had to go to the bathroom, like I had to
go like potty dance, going, try not to sit still
because it was just going to come out of my
fat and nobody came to relieve me. For thirty minutes
went by. I think I waited maybe close to forty minutes,
because it's like ten minutes, well, like I kind of
have to go, but that last thirty minutes, nobody came.

(01:05:41):
Nobody answered to the walkie talkie. So I ran to
the restroom and I was asking everybody on the way,
then why didn't you go? And everybody had every excuse,
Oh I didn't want to go. I don't like going
in your classroom, every excuse. So my intrusive thoughts won.
And when I left the bathroom, I locked it from
the inside and shut the door. For about two hours,
everybody was locked out of the bathroom.

Speaker 2 (01:06:02):
Oh okay, so what do you do? Are you a
teacher or something?

Speaker 4 (01:06:05):
I am. I'm a preschool teacher. So anybody who works
in preschool melody, You cannot leave your classroom unattended at all?

Speaker 2 (01:06:11):
Is that what it is? Okay? And this is a
teacher's bathroom, not the little kids, right, Nope, this is the.

Speaker 4 (01:06:16):
Grown adult's teacher bathroom. Like I have to hold it
that everybody has to hold it.

Speaker 2 (01:06:20):
You're teaching them, and you'd already used it, so you're
probably good for a couple hours, all right, So then
what are these teachers? What did the other teachers do?
They had to go to the bathroom.

Speaker 4 (01:06:28):
They just kept pounding on the door like we was
in there.

Speaker 2 (01:06:31):
I thought somebody who was in there having a bad time.

Speaker 4 (01:06:33):
Oh no, no, what happened?

Speaker 2 (01:06:37):
That is so dad, Oh my god, you're the worst.
You see a bunch of like adult teachers sitting on
those tiny little potties that they have for kids.

Speaker 4 (01:06:47):
They finally some maintenance open it. They're like, what happened?
I was like, it must have been a parent e's
in the bathroom. Shame.

Speaker 2 (01:06:54):
Oh, shame on those parents.

Speaker 3 (01:06:57):
Shame, shame, shame.

Speaker 9 (01:06:59):
I can't read.

Speaker 3 (01:07:00):
No one would come relieve you in the classroom.

Speaker 4 (01:07:02):
Oh they had every excuse, everything, excuse you can possibly
think of at.

Speaker 2 (01:07:06):
Like, yeah, now this should be it should be a
mantra like, hey, relief for relief.

Speaker 4 (01:07:12):
Relief for relief. I'm gonna write that down.

Speaker 2 (01:07:15):
Okay, all right, well thanks for calling in. Let you
take care of some of a k I imagine to
me lock the bathroom door on your bride. Oh my god,
I never made this whole thing is making me uncomfortable.
I have to pee every five second. Brian has a
and your bladder's okay, it's not the question of like
Dan Sanders right, well as far as I know, right,
but your bladder's just a tiny T shaped bladder.

Speaker 6 (01:07:36):
An unusually shaped bladder.

Speaker 2 (01:07:38):
And that causes you the frequent yourination. Correct my FM
one O four to.

Speaker 1 (01:07:43):
Three, my FM. Here's what's coming up. In entertainment headlines.

Speaker 3 (01:07:48):
A new movie just had the biggest US opening ever
for a Netflix film. I'll tell you the movie right
after traffic.

Speaker 1 (01:07:56):
One O four to three my SM Entertainment headlines.

Speaker 3 (01:08:00):
Rad Pitt was photographed on set here in Los Angeles
filming his upcoming movie, The Adventures of Cliff Booth, which
he will be back in his role from Once Upon
a Time in Hollywood from twenty nineteen. He won his
second Career Academy Award for playing Cliff Booth, and Quentin
Tarantino has written the strip written the script for this
new movie, The Adventures of Cliff Booth and Adam Sandler's

(01:08:22):
Happy Gilmore two was released on Friday, and it drew
a record breaking forty six point seven million views in
its first three days. This is the biggest US opening
ever for a Netflix film, and then also the original
Happy Gilmour, which is also available on Netflix. It's now
ranked at number three on the global Top ten list.
A lot of people going back to watch that as well,

(01:08:44):
with eleven point four million views I'm Jill with the
entertainment headlines.

Speaker 2 (01:08:48):
Tomorrow we've got your chance to go to the Iheartradimusic Festival.
We'll do a tech talkback Thursday. We have a little
microphone icon you'll see on the iHeartRadio app when you're
listening to one O four to three mile fam and
tomorrow chance to use that to win tickets to the
Iheartradimusic Festival. But to get warmed up do his favor
if you can like to play these for John Peak
or Boss when we get a chance. If you want

(01:09:09):
to reach out with the iHeartRadio app, you've been listening
to us. With the iHeart Radio App, you'll see a
red microphone icon in the upper right end corner. Clicking that,
you send us a thirty second voice note comes right
to our studio. Let us know what you like about
the show, what you don't like about the show, what
you want to fix with the show, what you love
about the show, how long you've been listening, who you
like in the show, how they make you feel, anything

(01:09:30):
like that. It's really unique for us to get that.
It's kind of feedback, and if you could do that
with the iHeart Radio App, we'd love you for that.
It's been like in a quiet place you do. Don't
be sitting at the drive through at Starbucks or something.
And it's right there, red microphone icon, upper right hand corner.
When you're listening to MYFM. That's where you see it,
and that's how you send it right to us in
the studio to some feedback. We'd love to hear what

(01:09:51):
you love about the show. How's it going with you?
Back to your boys? I want it that way, ma,
fuck not twenty four. It is one of four to
three my family. It's a Valancin in the morning. Lady
Gaga last night? Right, A lot of people went to
that around the office. You did not. You had spent

(01:10:12):
all your money at backs, right.

Speaker 3 (01:10:14):
Yeah. We talked about begging earlier and I think I'm
going to beg for tickets for Friday night.

Speaker 2 (01:10:18):
Oh for the forum?

Speaker 9 (01:10:19):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:10:20):
Can John Peak get your tickets?

Speaker 3 (01:10:21):
I don't know. I haven't asked, right, but I might.

Speaker 2 (01:10:24):
How would you beg John Peek, our boss, for tickets
for Lady Gaga? How does that go? What do you mean?

Speaker 3 (01:10:30):
It'd say? Hey, totally fine. If this can't happen. I
know a lot of people have probably been asking so
no worries if not. But I just thought, maybe if
you got any extra tickets to Friday Nights Gaga show,
you know, I would love to go.

Speaker 2 (01:10:42):
Who just has extra tickets for Gaga? I was just
throwing them out. Yeah, I'm so glad you walked in.
I was just getting heard of these in the olde
circular bin when you asked me.

Speaker 3 (01:10:51):
But it looks so good, all the videos and everything
looks like an amazing show.

Speaker 2 (01:10:56):
But if you got your free tickets, they're never They're
not great seats, right, you don't care to be in
the venue?

Speaker 3 (01:11:00):
Yeah, put me in the back last row.

Speaker 2 (01:11:02):
Don't because we give away the good seats on the air.
And then every now and then a record company might go, hey, JOHNA,
would you like to come see Lady Gaga? And if
you can't make it, then Jill's there big and I'm big.

Speaker 3 (01:11:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:11:12):
Well, I don't do that. I don't ask for tickets
like that. Maybe no, no, I no, I never have
really never been that guy.

Speaker 3 (01:11:18):
I save it for like the really big, the big ones.

Speaker 2 (01:11:22):
I tend to like. If I'm offered, I go, you know,
could I I'd rather honestly give them away. The people
that listen to our show. You may not have those opportunities.
That's what I do. I mean, you ask for yourself. Yeah,
I saw Backstreet megasins what I paid for look good though?
Yeah we received? Who said that?

Speaker 1 (01:11:43):
And these to full size trucks, experience and fuel efficiency
with Toyota electrified, and three things you need to know
right now.

Speaker 2 (01:11:53):
Get some of that avatarmony. Oh my gosh.

Speaker 3 (01:11:57):
My brother in law is an avatar and valves it.
I get money on the side for it.

Speaker 1 (01:12:01):
And I do not.

Speaker 3 (01:12:03):
I do not am I just not supposed to mention
avatar ever?

Speaker 2 (01:12:07):
No, No, not saying that at all. Just it comes
up a lot, you know, the avatar. I don't know
what are they working on number three.

Speaker 1 (01:12:13):
Or fired ash?

Speaker 2 (01:12:14):
Oh well look at that right away right away? Yeah,
all right, Let's talk about this tsunami. What's going on
with that? Right The tsunami advisory has been lifted for
the coast of southern California after that magnitude eight point
eight hit in Russia. The tsunamis waves first hit Russia
in Japan, where nearly too many people were evacuated. They
reached California overnight, thankfully, no significant damage serious injuries. None

(01:12:36):
of that have been reported, thank goodness. Fans of Ozzy
Osbourne paid their respects to the legendary singer this morning
as his funeral procession made its way through Birmingham, England.
An emotional Sharon Osbourne, who was married to Ozzie for
forty three years, laid flowers at the growing memorial site.
The public procession took place before a private family funeral.
Ozzy passed away last week the age of just seventy six.

(01:12:58):
Joe What's treading? In music?

Speaker 3 (01:13:00):
Hannah Montana premiered on the Disney Channel in March of
two thousand and six, and it launched Miley Cyrus' career.
Well now, Miley is teasing something really special to celebrate
Hannah Montana's twentieth anniversary. She said, I wanted to design
something really really special for it because it really was
the beginning of all of this that now sits here today.

(01:13:21):
She said, Without Hannah, there really wouldn't be this kind
of me. So something might be coming next year to
celebrate twenty years of Hannah Montana. I'm Jill. We They're
in taman headlines here you saw on the radio live
in too. Last is a little weird. I was never
in Hannah Montana.

Speaker 2 (01:13:40):
No, No, who was asking?

Speaker 3 (01:13:43):
Am I getting money from Miley?

Speaker 2 (01:13:45):
Are you getting money from Miler Cyrus?

Speaker 5 (01:13:48):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (01:13:48):
Why was she affording all these concerts? What is going on? Guys?

Speaker 9 (01:13:51):
Right?

Speaker 4 (01:13:54):
One?

Speaker 2 (01:13:54):
Four, three?

Speaker 1 (01:13:55):
My sm.

Speaker 3 (01:13:58):
Do you want.

Speaker 6 (01:14:03):
One?

Speaker 3 (01:14:03):
A four to three milef I it's Valentine in the morning.
We have any plans today?

Speaker 4 (01:14:08):
Guys?

Speaker 3 (01:14:08):
Anybody doing anything?

Speaker 2 (01:14:10):
We Oh? Yeah, I'm making a video of my dog.
You're making a video of your No, I wanted to listen.
I'm gonna post a video in a second and a
story if or whatever the whole thing. It's Oliver Instagram.
My dog's gonna be a famous I believe dog model, okay,
and he needs your help. So I'm gonna post this
at Go for Valentine. If you not follow me, give

(01:14:32):
me followed at Go for Valentine a couple seconds. I
told my wife I could listen. I think Han Solo
could be a dog model. Just know he can't. So
I need a lot of people to like this photo
so I can show it to my wife and be like,
all right, Han Solo is pretty good. Lando's the younger
of the two. I just don't know if Lando has it.
Han Solo is a classic kevlar king Charles. Okay, no,

(01:14:53):
he's what they call a Blenheim, and I think that
he's got the look to be a model. And I'm
so tired of what's your name from friends? Coney Co
Courney Cox and her cavalier is getting all the press. Okay, yes, Courtney.
I've got some calves too, and they're great looking dogs.

(01:15:13):
So if you can, I'm gonna post about five minutes
at go for Valentine. Go to the number four Valentine Instagram,
give it a like and shout out to my dog.
Con Solo. Okay, there's a modeling career in this dogs future.

Speaker 3 (01:15:23):
I believe you have.

Speaker 2 (01:15:24):
To give money to the dog like a cougan fund
like you do for kids.

Speaker 3 (01:15:28):
Maybe just like up his food, you know, they give
him like the nice We got to keep them. You know,
it's a specific dias it's going to be.

Speaker 2 (01:15:34):
We're making money off them. Oh I've got too far.

Speaker 1 (01:15:36):
I've got too far, we got too farm entertainment headlines.

Speaker 3 (01:15:42):
I love this so much if it's true. According to
People magazine, Kamala Anderson and Liam Neeson are officially dating.
They everybody their new comedy The Naked Gun, and apparently
this relationship developed on set, but in their interviews you
can tell there's some chemistry there. They've been asked about it,
and they kind of play a little coy, not really
say much, but they do have wonderful things to say

(01:16:04):
about each other, saying that their connection is electric and
grounded in mutual respect. So I hope this is true.
I would love that so much. And Kim Kardashian has
her Skims shapewear brand, and it's body suits, bras and
underwear and different shapewear to wear under different outfits. But
now she is selling shapewear for your face. It's called

(01:16:24):
a seamless sculpt face Wrap. It's gonna cost about forty
eight bucks. It looks like an ace bandage wrapped around
your head, but it has velcrow and I guess it's
supposed to do something to your neck and your bottom
of your jaw. I'm not too sure, but it is
shapewear for your face from Skims. I'm Jill who they're
in tivid headlines.

Speaker 2 (01:16:42):
All right, Jill think by show.

Speaker 3 (01:16:43):
Thank you for your show.

Speaker 2 (01:16:43):
Michael Pullman in New York City, Thank every show Adam
in the other room. Think of fory show, Brian Burton,
thank youvery show. Laura on the Couch, thank you for
your show as well. Have a great Wednesday, get out
there be the change in the world that you want
to see and love my dog and Instagram at go
for Valentine a couple of seconds in

Speaker 4 (01:17:00):
The morning weekdays from five till ten one O four
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