None Of Us Are Allowed To Go To Jill’s Wedding

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It's the Valentine in the Morning replayWelcome to the breakfast table, A Valentine
in the Morning. I laughed heartily. Oh my God, help us respectful
to say I love you. Thefull show podcast starts right now. One
of four to three. My family, It is a valance out in the
morning. Good morning, John,Good morning. How are you a vote?
I think we need to put ourChristmas tree away today? Yeah,

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that'll probably be bad. I justput mine away at my house yesterday,
so I feel like I was alreadylagging at home. But we're lagging here.
We never decorated our Christmas tree becausewe never found the lights. You
mean it's decorated right now. It'sgot a couple of Christmas scarves throwing.
That's all we had this year.But is it time to put it away?
Guys? Is that a Christmas treeor is that a winter tree?

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And because there's scarves all over it, I look at it like a winter
tree. And last time I checked, all across the United States from America,
the weather outside is frightful. Wecould decorate it for every holiday that
comes every month. I kind oflike that, I, you know,
like we can do a Valentine's Daytree. Next word of fresh decorated tree

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for Valentine's Day? What a bunchof hearts? Okay, some chocolates up
there? Maybe chocolates, some pinkgarland. Pink garland? Is there pink
garland out there? Must be right? Oh? Yes, probably for the
Barbie movie. Some pink garlands perhaps. No, but people do this with
different high No, and we're notdoing that. You're find more fun,

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it seems, man, I don'twant to do it. The more he
likes it, the more I'm notinto it. Anti fun. Throw it
out the window, done, getrid of it, put in the trash,
done, get rid of it today. How are you, Jill?
I'm good. I went out lastnight. I know this is big for
me and saw A Pretty Woman themusical, which was fore but my fiance
has never seen it, so Iwent to see. He loves theater as

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well, so it was. Itwas very good. But you guys both
have seen the movie obviously, Yes, we have both seen it. He
didn't know like a hole. Well, this is a pretty woman, Julie
Robertson not pretty Woman. The storyof Roy Roberson's song No, but the
song's in it is it, Yes, but yah, it's Julia Roberts movie
with Richard Carey. Been seen itbut didn't remember a whole lot about it.
So, yeah, we had agood time. Good for you date

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night? Whoa would you do fordinner? Get out? No, we
were trying to save money. Yeah, new roof wedding. But like the
wedding. I mean, so areyou both like chipping in for the wedding?
Is that her works? Ye?Some doesn't pass like grooms and brides,
like families pay for certain things,right, yeah, No, he

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and I are paying for this wede. You pay for the wedding. Okay,
Like how many what's your like?Uh? Your numbers like two hundred
people? No, one hundred.Well see, we're not even there yet
to the reception point. We're justwe're trying right now. We don't know
what we want. Yeah, andyou got time. You just got engaged.
Enjoy yourselves. Don't put the pressureof a wedding on top of yourself.

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No, we want to get marrieda sap. Oh do you really?
Oh yeah, we do. Likedo you think we'll have you married
by the end of the summer?I don't know. Oh I would hope.
So Okay, Okay, will youtell us when there's a date or
are you just gonna get married.I'm just gonna take time off. She's
gonna tell us, Yeah, Iwould you have a honeymoon? Probably stuff,

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right, I would say, Idon't even know if we If we
do a honeymoon, a honeymoon,you deserve a honeymoon. We right now,
we're just strictly trying to figure outthe ceremony portion of it. We've
even thrown out just going to acourthouse and getting married that way, like
we just want something very, verysmall when it comes to the actual ceremony.
Well, you can do small andsimple without going to a courthouse too.

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It doesn't have to just be acourthouse, right you know. Yeah,
yeah, we've we've got lots ofoptions, gotcha. Yeah, do
you need a minister of any sortsor anything like that or we have someone
in mind, but yeah, yeah, I'm just gonna tell you guys right
now, it's immediate family. AndI'm so sorry. I feel bad for
you will not be there. I'mso sorry. I'm hearing you, but
I still don't accept. I feellike I might be immediate family. Part

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of the fan. Bam, No, it's like it's a what's going on
right now? What we're talking aboutis just parents siblings. Well, I'm
a sibling that you're a parent.Yeah, nice try. I feel like
I don't know what about uncle's unclesthere, yes, all right, that's
yeah, that's all right. Souncle Val called un he goes, hey

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uncle Val King, No, yournephew. No. We we do want
to have some type of party atsome point, and of course, of
course we'll be the party right now. Of course invite it. But as
far as like ceremony goes, it'sjust going to be something very very small
and get it. And I understandthat, and I wish you well with
that. I still feel like I'mnot totally out of it. I'm telling
you right now, you are outof it. You will not be there

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like you could change perhaps, No, like, listen, I get it.
You haven't you haven't known Brian aslong. Yes, you're the godmother
to his daughter, you haven't knownhim as long. And John, you
know you haven't known hims long.With me those like God, you've known
me since you were like a littlegirl. And there's a lot of people
in my life that I've that haveknown me since I was a little girl.
I haven't spent as much time withhim as you spent me. You've

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been trying and break up with butI just will not accept it right day
with me in a rude way,but like it's across ways. It's one
of those things where if you inviteone person because of that you got invite,
you invite all these different vehicles stuff, right. I get you.
I just feel like you're right numberone to do what's right for you and

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Jeff right, yes, But Ialso feel like there's probably a small part
of you somewhere that wants to inviteme, A small part of you somewhere
out there, somewhere out there.What part is that you that wants me
to be there? And a smallpart at some point might be a big

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part. I don't know. Iwas quiet yesterday when you were talking about
rehearsing a dance number for the Menof Valentine in the morning to perform at
the wedding. I was, andI sat here and I let you know
it happening practice your box set.That's not happening because I found out that
John and Brian Argu'd be there.So that's I'm not doing the soul with
dands. That's not happening. You'reright, that is not happening. I
will guarantee that seems kind of final, but I'm not saying it. It

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kind of seems that way, youknow. I mean on a fourth three
my family, it is Valentine inthe morning. I told the folks in
the sales part in the other day. I said, you know, hey,
still working on stuff at the house. If you have any vendors that
want to do stuff in my house, whatever, please reach out let me
know. Blah blah blah. AndI also told our salespart and people that
sell commercials in the radio I'm talkingabout. I said, listen to my

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wife and I were thinking about renewingour vows this year. So any like
wedding venues or any wedding related stuff, my wife would I can renew our
vows. Wow, you know theycan make it happen. I said,
you're all invited to, by theway, that's all exciting to the big
thing where everyone's invited to because that'smy heart, it's full, it's open,
want invite people in. Should Irenew my vows? Yeah? Why

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not? Like twenty six years inwhat am I gonna? What am I
gonna do? One? Have youever done that? No? And yeah,
why not? People that do that? Yeah all the time. Really,
you know people that do it allthe time? Aunts and uncles who
have done that? Seriously? Yeah, okay, like why not? Yeah?
I guess I don't know, Jill. Do you know people that do
that? Yeah? And it's noteven like a like a milestone year,
like sometimes that's a random year orso. Yeah, I just renew their

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vows just to renew their vows.Okay, it's beautiful, Brian Well and
other people have to go to that. Yeah. Sometimes can you ask for
gifts if you want? But maybeyeah, I don't if you wanted to.
Michael new York is shaking his head. He's like, nope, nope,
nope. But listen, none ofyou came to my first wedding,
so you kind of foll owe mea gift works? Are you sure?

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Are you asking for gifts of yourreception? No? Probably not. Okay,
that's very nice. No, I'llprobably bring stuff anyway. But yeah,
you weren't there the first time around, so this is like your wedding
gift to me. And then whenyou renew your vows. I wasn't there.
So when you renew your vowl,I'll bring gift. Okay, that's
fair for that. Yeah, I'mnot ringing the gifts because I was like

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a baby when you got married.Yeah, when you get married, I'll
bring a gift for you to Olivia. So that's kind of fair. Okay,
so you bring me one for myrenewal even no, get I get
my logic. I don't know that'show it works. Doesn't work that way.
It's like that debate where people say, like they never got married,
they never had kids, but thenthey never got to experience you know,
these showers that people throw and likethey you don't, you don't celebrate milestones

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in life like you do when itcomes to starting a family, getting married.
Yeah, like wedding showers, babyshowers. Like let's say I never
had any kids, never been marriedbefore, but I've been to so many
different weddings. Yeah, so manydifferent babies, so much money. And
then people are like, you know, I'm gonna throw myself a you know,
big fortieth birthday party, or Ijust got this big job, I

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just bought a house, like they'rethrowing these big parties. Yeah right,
right, people get mad about it. Let them get some gifts too.
They never had their big wedding.They never had Especially if you know that
you're not going to go down thatpath, you may not have kids,
you may not get married, whatever, Let's get you something in the old
gift box ideally, But like,when are you ever gonna be Like,
yeah, that makes sense, Likewhen is that ever gonna happ I'm saying

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it right now. That makes senseto me. If somebody's not getting married,
doesn't have kids, and you're throwingyourself a big old party or something,
let's get you one in there,and then when you renew your life
later on, we'll give it somemore. This makes perfect sense to me.
In the five o'clock hour, Okay, what are you guys doing?
Three one o four three eight sixtysix five four to four my FM Valentine
in the morning, one four threemy FM nineties to now all I'm saying,

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sorry, we've been talking about thisoff the air. I get it.
Single people are missing out on thegifts and for the weddings and the
baby showers. But by the way, by baby showers, I get nothing.
Well, what do you mean youdid actually had a bunch of the
kid got stuff I don't get out. You have the baby gets stuff like
diapers and onesies and burp cloths andmodels hook come to Dad's good. But

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you're just gonna have a random partyand put a registery together and say it's
just I understand everything is not alwaysequal, not not for like you know,
just do it's my twenty second.It's gonna be something big. It's
gonna be like your fiftieth or fortieth, something that has to kind of like
a little something to it. Goodbirthday presents anyway, you need something more
than that. At fifty? Howoften you get in real birthday presents from

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people outside of your immediate family atfifty? I don't know. The whole
thing is very sick. He gotme a calendar he saw at the store.
Doesn't take it home, by theway, I'm hanging it up in
here. But did you get meI was part of the balloon the committee,
part of the balloon committee. Yes, yes, no, I find
I don't want gifts. I'll takehim from my renewal of my bows,

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but nothing else. I don't know. I feel like I feel like they're
on this something where if you're asingle person, and you don't think you're
gonna be having kids, and youdon't think you're gonna be geting married.
You have gotten to a ton ofweddings, You've gone to a ton of
baby showers and celebrated and paid fora lot of items that aren't coming your
way. It's also like you're buyinggifts for your brothers and sisters kids all

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the time, right, They're notmatching. Let's say you spend two hundred
bucks on you know, gifts foryour kids or something like that, and
then what do you buy me?Give you like a twenty five dollars card
to chick FLI. Everything's not alwaysequal, It's okay. It's more and
more common now and like trendy onsocial media, people throwing themselves parties and

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flat out saying I'm not married,I don't have any kids. I want
a party. Here's my registry,Okay, this is what I want.
How old are those people? Probablythirties maybe, okay, all right,
maybe young thirty. It's a littlepremature. I think to do that in
your thirties. Okay. You thinkthere should be like a cutof age,
like still meet someone at any dayeven into your forties, I think you
can, and hypothetically you could inyour fifties or six. Well, then
you're just gonna keep it going likeno one's getting any gifts. We should

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come up with an age, becauseyeah, you do need the pots and
pans and the life starters, likeespecially with only one income. Sure it's
hard. Did I start your lifefor you? How many couches did I
give you? You give me aset of soface? Yeah, there you
go, one A four to three, My fam, it is valence out

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of the morning. I hate myposture. I hate it. I look
at myself like in the cameras herein the studio, and I'm all hunched
over leading to the microphone. Yeahdo you feel that way at all?
Well, that's why my chair hasto be so low because this microphone doesn't
go up very high. I don'twant to hurt my neck anymore, so
I have to sit equal with thephone or the phone, the mic.
Like I keep getting Instagram ads forthose They kind of look like straps,

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but they're supposed to pull your shouldersback and you wear it kind of like
a backpack. But I just Idon't know if does work. You know,
everything looks like it works on Instagram. I don't sure, and pay
thirty dollars for a backpack. Dude, I've got a snore pillow coming a
snorrepillow. Okay, yeah, Itold them we'd review it on the air.
What is that? I don't know. Some pillow goes under or like
it goes under your pillow then whenyou snore, it like inflates a bit

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to change your movement or something tostop it room snoring. I have no
idea they're sending over want me toreview it? Huh? Tell the people
to backpack people you want to reviewit, you know, that's a good
point. I do it on thepostures. Yeah, I have a little
posture me too. I have scoliosis, and my physical therapist says that when
you're walking, you turn your wristsout like so your palms are out facing

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while you're walking. That's just asimple thing you can do. It kind
of just rolls your shoulders back automaticallywhile you're walking and your palms are facing
out instead of in didn't we trythis before and we look like we're peacocking
or something Like if I walk downthe hall like that, it's not going
to look you don't look normal,but help in your posture even more so,
turn those palms out. Hello,hello, yeah, see see your

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shoulders about well, how you lookgreat? If I've walked up to you
like this, this looks like I'mtrying to grab oh yeah, because my
hands are out, palms are out, and it looks like Everyboddy Okay,
that's what it looks like. Tookthat demonstration a little too far. All
right, Hi, Laura, allright, you know a little, a

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little simple something to help before yourneck pillow and your I mean, I
got it all. Yeah, whatdon't you have? Honestly, I don't
know, poor kid. I'm fine. I'm fine. Comes in bright ray
of sunshine every single day. Amen, I'm a dark cloud these days.
I didn't want to say anything.I mean that the whole thing about non
inviting me to the wedding seem reallydark earlier. No, that's just teasing

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you. I know I'm teasing you. I'm just a big old joker.
I'm a big old kidder your friend. Val with great posture went four three
my FM nineties to now and Valentinein the morning one A four three my
family, It is Valentine the morning, So on the John I go.
I got to talk to him aboutlike Coachella and what's the best way to

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do Coachella. Where to go Coachella, where to stand, where to sit?
Where to get tickets? Because apparentlyI'm getting pressure this year. I
got pressure last year. Lineup gonannounced I got pressure last year. Yeah,
and now the wife is pressuring too, don't. Yeah, you go
forgetting tickets. We're taking con anda friend or two so going and we're

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gonna get a hotel. Can youget tickets for free? No? I
mean probably, Yeah, I gettickets for free to be like in the
nosebleeds or something. Well, therearen't nose bleeds. It's all gat and
i'd be the first all ga.Yeah, unless you have like VIP or
something. Yeah, it's all standingroom. How do I get VIP?
How do I get that? Nowyou get you got to really know someone.

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Who do you get to know forsomething like that? Maybe somebody in
the lineup? Oh? Is thathow you get it? Yeah? All
right, tay a bunch of moneyor pay a bunch of money. I
don't like that. I like knowingsomebody in the lineup better. Yeah,
so you do get nicer bathrooms.I feel like we underlook that. But
is it worth hundreds of extra dollarsfor VIP? I mean, I don't
think so. So if you getVIP from a certain artists, are you
only VIP for when that artist ison stage or the entire time you're there?

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As far as I know, it'sthe entire time you're there. They've
played around with like limiting it towhen you can go in there, but
I don't think they're doing that rightnow. And is that a part where
you can't go if you're under twentyone or something. I don't don't think
there's an age limit on it,to be honest. Okay, my man
a beer garden somewhere. But themost part I don't think. And is

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the founder of Coachella? Are theya nice person? Are they still alive?
Golden Voice? Yeah? Can Iwrite mister Golden Voice and go listen.
I'm a fifty year old guy istaking a skip for the first time.
I'll say wonderful things about Coachella.I'll I'll help you get the press
out of it. Your little festa? Right? Is that the way to
go? Anybody want to help outhere? So what do we got for
a lineup John. The lineup didcome out last night, and on that

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lineup we have, for example,Day one, Lona del Rey headlinings,
a couple of artists on that firstday you might know Sabrina Carpenter is on
there, a Tease Ye's on there. Day two Tyler the Creator along with
Ice Spice Bleachers, John Patiste,a couple of names in there as well
that you might recognize. And thenDay three ends with Doja Cat. Hey,

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Doja Cat, you were just inthe studio. So Jay Balcot's on
there too. But I think oneof the names that genuinely stuck out to
me most was ending with no doubt. But I'm gonna say she's a friend.

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Yeah, so maybe that's my angle. Okay, yeah, yeah right,
you're gonna slide in no doubt.And the way they did their announcement
on Instagram was hilarious. It wasgreat. I saw their video first before
Yeah, I did too. Ithought, oh man, yes, okay,
they have to come to La,they have to come to LA,
And then I saw right, Ididn't know what it was ago they're doing

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a show because that was a lineupthey got together. Gwen was doing a
thing with the boys and she gottogether an Insta and they go, YEO,
let's do a show. I didn'tknow where the show was until I
saw Drop later on. Yeah.I do have to say, though,
I think as a whole this lineupis incredibly mid. It's just it's did
you miss the part where I said, I'm gonna write mister Golden Voice no
and tell him I'm going to helphim out here. Good luck with that.

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But I think I mean no disrespectto some of these artists, No
doubt, it's amazing, like that'sso so cool, but at the end
of the day, like you're notgoing to see one artist when you're going
to Coachella. And when I waslooking it up and down compared to previous
years, to me, it didn'tit didn't stick out that much. I
said that on my Instagram. Igot a ton of people that responded saying,
yeah, they're kind of feeling thesame way. So maybe that's just
me. Maybe it's just not mystyle of music that's being highlighted here.

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But I thought it was okay,all right, I'll tell my kid forget
it. It's just mids mid.According to John Communition, Kid loves Tyler
the creator though he's super dirty though, right he can be. I mean
he's got some language in there forsure. But hey, he's the highlight
of for day two. So assoon as that happened, I was like,
oh, yeah, that's got anold day of going two day two?

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Is it weekends? Right? They'relike, wee one weekend two or
something? Yeah, two weekends FridaySaturday. No, no, no one
does that even three days. He'sin a weekend. It's tough, I
think, is it really to mepersonally? Starting to get a headache already
just getting old, like a stressheadache at the base of my neck.
You know, Just enjoy the ride. Man, you want to bring your
kids, we hold too young.But I'll go with you boys weekend.

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Man, I'm there all right.Do you know mister your olden boys,
he's a person. Well we gotto get in that VIP area. That's
easy, man. I don't thinkso. I think it is. You
know people as John John's the newboss. Well yeah, I'll ask him.
That's a good idea, all right, you can make it happen back

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and he'll go, yeah, here'sjust mid you need to know right now.
All right, six twenty it's Valentinein the morning. This is one
of four three MIFM. A powerfulwinter storm is bringing record lot attempts snow
and ice to many parts of thecountry. Fact about eighty percent of the
US will see below freezing temperatures overthe next few days. Yesterday o where
eight thousand flights were raither canceled delayeddue to the the weather. It's expected

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thousands more will we canceled today.It is usually, you know, due
to global warming. This stuff ishappening, and people go global warming.
This makes no sense whether the erraticweather is what we get when we get
into this world of global warming andthat Arctic vortex that we have up north
there, it's spinning out of control. So usually think of it like a
this is gonna be super boring foreverybody. I'm already down the road.
Think of it like a ballerina spinningnice and tight at the very top of

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our planet. It's very tight,keeping tight, but due to global warming,
she starts to flail and her armsstart to come out. When the
arms come out, that's that polarvortex coming down, pushing down into North
America. She should be tight,but she's spinning out of control. So
it makes sense it does, thanksfor dumbing it down. Construction's about to
get underway on that high speed trainthat will run from La to Vegas.

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That means thousands of people will behired for the project. About eleven thousand
workers are needed to complete the railway, which should be finished by twenty twenty
eight, in time of the SummerOlympics in La. So there's start construction
with five people on shovel, butthey're looking for eleven thousand more people if
they want to help out, John, can you got sports? So the
Lakers have another home game. Tonight'ssecurity is gonna be a little bit extra

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tight though. During their last gameon Monday, Lebron James was kind of
cut off guard because this random strangermade his way onto the court, put
his arms around Lebron started talking tohim, and Lebron was like kind of
startled. As you can imagine,this random fan on the court had to
push the guy away a little bit. Staph was wondering how the guy even
made it down to the court inthe first place. So I'm sure with
this home game they're gonna be alittle bit extra tight on security. But

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tonight's tip off with the Mavericks fivepoint thirty. So of those greatest moments
in sports when somebody runs out intothe field and high fives a guy or
hugs him or something like that andgets away with it. Yeah, and
then you see that footage for yearsand years and years. Coming up today's
dumb game, we're gonna ask youabout a famous baby that's being birthed.
Okay, if you want to playColin right now? Eight sixty six by
four four. Myfl it sounds soweird, but we promise it's fun.

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We'll describe what could have happened,what could have been seven could have been
done in a delivery room for afamous baby. I was so nervous last
night, and I think I havea headache because of it. You ever
get a headache like the base ofyour skull, the right rear base of
my skull. I've again a tonof headaches there lately, like every other
day at least, I'm getting thisheadache that just my YOURPROFI and blah blah

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blah. So it's either a reallybig tumor or something or I don't know,
but like the base of my skullright hand side, I believe this
is stress headache. Maybe have somethingout of a line in your neck or
something. Yeah, they you gosee chiropractor. I'm not that big into
them. I don't go because ofturning of the neck freaks me out.

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But that being said, we hadsoccer last night and we did something that
Jill had recommended. We're always latewith dinner and that stresses me out because
soccer goes till nine and I'm eatingat nine with my kid. What is
that trying to think of what Irecommended. I think you said Krockpot.
Oh, so they're decided the Krockbot. But I think I get a stress
headache cause the entire time about thegame, all I can think about is

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this is us and that whole thingwas a crockpot that went south with them?
Right, they's so mad about that, the Crockpot people. I think
the company had to put something outin did they really happen with our crock
Pot? Did afterwards? In theshow it was a very old crock Pot,
but none the less, people thinkunattended Krockbots, older new croc Boss.
Something could happen with the Crockpot.That's not a Croc made to be
left unattended. Well, that's whatthe person said, and all of a

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sudden their house burned down, right, Yeah, that's right, a fire.
Right, that's not good. Sothat might be part of my stress
head a too. But now let'shave some fun because the famous babies are
about to come out. Jill,how's it work? So I'm going to
describe one particular celebrity, and I'mgoing to give you clues as to who
that celebrity is by explaining what couldhave happened when they were born, just
kind of like predicting the future ofwhat their career would be. Can we

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have an example of somebody like JohnKamuci, he's coming down the old birth
Canal. What would happen with him? Imagine this famous baby coming out,
little skateboard attached to their feet andsaying dude as their first word. Well,
that could be Bart Simpson, buthe's wearing some Ruca shirts, always
wearing Ruca. There you go,who would that be? That'd be Kumucci.
So you call now eight six sixfive four four, my fan.

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You guys want to play call Valentinein the morning eight six six five four
four, my FM. I meanit's Rodriguez, that's your traffic on one
O four three. My fam answeryou very much. How was your night
last night? I had a nicee being, did a little shopping getting
ready for Valentine's Team. You realizewe're like less than I know. It's
your day. It is and iHeartwill do absolutely nothing with it. In

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the history of me working for iHeartRadio, my date of Hirewood, this company,
my Data Hires nineteen ninety three,we've never done anything on Valentine's Day
except one year maybe we broadcast fromDuncan. That was fun. It was
a lot of fun. There alsowas Valentine's Day when we were giving out
free flowers, you know, justrandomly throughout the show. Twice three did

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we call people to give those threeflowers? Yeah, we tried something new.
Oh wow, that's hilarious, dude. Whether Today partly Cloud a little
cooler? Test fifties, low sixties, fifty six, Cinemonica fifteen, Promota,
Jill's Got the Entertainment headlines coming on. So a lot of television shows
are reuniting at the Emmys on Monday, but producers decided against one show's reunion.

(25:07):
I'll tell you who that was against. Coming up at six fifty Welcome
to today's dump game. It isthe famous babies coming out. Puts your
hands together. She leads the pastfamous babies coming down the birth canal.
Guess who they are facing the cluesthat she gives you, This is any
famous celebrity before we did it.It was their birthday, that day,
that week, that month, thatis gone. It's just a celebrity,
any celebrity, Ali, Good morning, How are you today? Good morning?

(25:33):
Doing well? Welcome to our onair obg wayn moment. Here we
go. All right, Alli,imagine this famous baby coming out, knowing
one day she will play a youngerversion of a Reese Witherspoon character. Who
is that famous baby? Younger versionof Reese Witherspoon? Who could it be

(26:00):
nothing? No guests, I gottamove on, No guess, thanks,
Ali, First one's tough. Yeah, it'd be the first person's hard.
Veronica, Good morning, How areyou today? Good morning? How are
you? We're doing good? Allright, Veronica? Imagine this famous baby
coming out, knowing she will receivea Screen Actors Guild Award nomination at the

(26:25):
age of eight. All right,the version of what oh man, I
have no idea? Surely to nothinghuh oh man, I have nothing.
I hear you, all right,Thank you, love, thanks for calling.

(26:48):
Thanks Thomas, Good morning, buddy, how are you today? Good
morning. I'm telling you the babyis trying to come into the world.
Maybe this third clue will get yougoing, Thomas. Imagine this famous baby
coming out, knowing one day shewill star in three of the Twilight movies.
Oh, Kristin Stewart, not KristenStewart. Very good guest, and

(27:15):
Thomas, good job with that body. I'm impressed with that. Thank you,
buddy. Guys, all right,see you later. Priscilla, good
morning, Hello, good morning,good morning. The famous baby's on the
way. Get ready, here itcomes, Priscilla. Imagine this famous baby
coming out, knowing one day shewill star alongside Denzel Washington, Sean Penn,

(27:37):
Queen Latifa, Robert de Niro,and Brittany Murphy. Could you radio
turned down the background? Yeah?Who do you think it is? You
heard the other clues? What's yourguess? Doa Kota Fanny? That famous

(28:00):
baby is Dakota fanning your Prizzilla?Congratulations. You want a pair of tickets
to the advanced screening of Argyles atAMC Universal City Walk on January thirtieth.
It's the new movie starting to doa lea bad John Cena, Bryce Dallas
Howard, Ryan Cranston from the TwistedMind of Matthew vaugh a razor witted reality

(28:22):
bending globe encircling spy through like congratulations, Oh good, thank you, nice
job. What was the clue thatgave it away for you? Did you
have it the whole time or justthe last clue gave it to you?
I'd think it was the last abouthelped me out. Yeah, I was
kind of there on Twilight. I'mlike, ah, somebody else from Twilight,
but I couldn't figure out a name. She started along with a lot
of famous people. She's great,crazy, she was the young lady.

(28:45):
Used to write me thank you cardsevery time she was on the show.
That's right. I still have likelittle Dakota Fanning thank you cards. Nice.
I know. She always called meScott Valentine whatever you take. It
was in pencil. She had awrite her thank you cards and pencil too.
Very sweet. I mean, likelittle kids sending thank you cards for
being on a radio show. Ilike to lock all right for soill Hank

(29:06):
Ty will get y'all said okay,okay, great, thank you so much,
prouding you hang up. One thousandbucks coming up seven o'clock this morning,
one thousand dollars on the way.It is one of four to three
MIFM run over run six forty six. It is one of four to three,
My fam this is Valentine in themorning. It is Wednesday. Whoa

(29:26):
whoa sliding in there lately? Wantsto do all that sliding into hump tays.
I don't know. It just feelsright like you bring it up and
you gotta bring it back down.All right, Fine, it's a it's
a peak in a valley. Yeah, you have a friend that does that.
Always has some type of catchphrase,not the hump days, some big
catchphrase been around for years. ButJohn's one of those guys. They's got
to do it like every Wednesday.You know, it's his thing. And
that's posted about it too, allright, he'll post an instant about it.

(29:48):
Put a camel up there from someold commercial. Yeah, right,
most epic commercial of all time.It's that old gey coing. An epic
of all time, I truly dois the test of time. I would
love to say, like, whatwas your favorite commercial of all time,
and it would take me a whileto think about it. There's so many
great commercials over the years, andSuper Bowls and ones at like that stand
out to you, Like for meat Christmas time, the Clyde style commercials

(30:11):
are the best. I love those. It was that beer company thanks.
Yeah, so the cloud staleses arefantastic, and the Dalmatians on the fire
truck. I used to love those. I used to love the horses when
they were kicking the beer commercials rockby the way, kicking the football in
the field and everything that sat therewatching them do that. Polar Bears at
Christmas time, having the Cokes comerit was the best anything stand up for

(30:33):
you I'm trying to think of.I mean the Folgers commercials, all the
guy coming homess Christmas shows up andyeah, yes, specials that make me
cry really stand out. I likethose knock at the door and it's your
son who's come home from the military. I didn't expect him. Let's so
some folders. It's hard to goup against that, But could you watch
that every single week for the restof your life. No one said We're

(30:56):
going to watch a commercial every singleweek for the rest of our life.
We just talked about our favorite commercials. It just stands the the time.
I feel like it's got to besomething with rewatchability. Do you watch the
Geico Cameical commercial? I mean everyWednesday essentially? I posted on my Instagram,
what a weird child, very strange. What about you wheny commercial stands
out? You know, it comesto mind? You remember Waza? That

(31:17):
was fun? That was so biga moment. I falling and I can't
get up? That was great thoughshe was okay in the end, serious
to serious, but she was okay, kind of funny. Also, I
kind of catch for it. Everyoneknows, Yeah, everyone knows where that's
from. Right, life, Lord, I fall and I can't get up?
Right? You were talking about SteveVerkle. He said I'm falling and
kick it up? Didn't he?I remember I following it. I can't

(31:41):
get up? Did he fall down? He couldn't get up? Steve Hirkle?
Did I do that? I?Did I do that? Oh?
I see the confusion was getting themfalling? I kick it up? Did
I do that? It might havebeen the way I did the boys falling?
I can't it up? Did Ido that? Did I do that
did I do that? Yeah,I can see it. One of my
all time faves. Oh my god, this thing and maybe this is something

(32:04):
that's just me and I hope thatyou have all time favorite commercials out there
too. But god, about twoweeks ago we did a Toyota Yeah,
that one, all timer, allTimer, that great Toyota commercial we did
totally total Everyone's like, Oh,I could listen to the radio anyday.
You stop me at the grocery storeand talk about that specific Toda commercially,

(32:28):
do they really? Yeah, it'ssuch a great one, right, do
you remember what happened in the middleof it? I do know. It's
not my story to tell because Jillewas the one who was doing it.
Oh no, No, you guysare too kind. Here's what's coming up.
In entertainment headlines, Nicole Kidman saysshe used to lie about something and
was told she would not have acareer because of this. I'll tell you

(32:52):
what she said. Right after Traffic, the commercial with Cal Worthington and his
dog Spot that wears the beef commercialBudweiser's the Frogs and Lizards. Yeah,
there's a good some text coming inhere. Yeah, Wendy's where's the beef?
What's the orbit gum one? Doyou remember that? Oh? Yeah,
for a nice clean feeling. Yes, because they wouldn't say dirty words.
That's right, I remember that one. Oh that's where they're writing,

(33:15):
who are you calling a cootie queen? You lint liquor? Yeah? I
didn't know what that meant, butokay. My FM Entertainment headlines. Monday
nights Emmys had a low, anew low in the ratings. They had
four point three million viewers according toall the data, and that was down

(33:35):
from last year's six million viewers onNBC, which was the previous low.
Who's over that. I found myselfenjoying the Emmys for ones, I got
it good. People were all tweetingand xing or whatever they're calling it.
They were like saying, this isgreat, it's TV's back or something.
I thought people enjoyed it too.I loved how they were honoring these these
older shows that were no longer onTV, and producers are coming forward and

(33:57):
saying that they decided against a friendsreunite, and one of the producers told
the Hollywood Reporter that they had talkedabout it, but Matthew Perry's passing is
still very fresh for the cast memberstheir morning. It's a little too sent
because there are rumors that when theywere doing what Charlie Poop sang, and
they were doing the memorium segment,there were these rumors that there would be
the Friends reunion right then and therewhen they talked about Matthew Perry. But

(34:20):
they said it was still a littletoo fresh. Who was the host of
the Golden Globes Anthony Anderson or theEmmys? I'm sorry, right was Amy
you're talking about? Should they haveJoe Coy? I mean for the Glove
works for the Gloves right going outto the viewership, Peo wouldn't like it,
whatever, but they came and watched. And Nicole Kidman, she is
a very tall lady. She isfive foot eleven, and she says early

(34:42):
on in her career she used tolie about her height, Like when she
auditioned for the lead in Annie,the cutoff age for the kids was five
foot two. She was five footfour. She managed to get an audition,
but she would always lie about herheight. Well, she was told
because she was too tall she wouldn'thave a career, and casting directors would.
I don't like her being so tall, and she says, she always
gets here so much taller than Ithought, or people trying to figure out

(35:05):
which high heels she should wear sothat her male co stars would be taller
than she was. But she saidnow she doesn't lie about her hype.
But in the beginning she's delighted abouta lot and was told because of her
height she would not have a career. But look at her now, I'm
Jill with her. In timid headlines, We've got the Battle of Sex is
coming up. If you guys don'tplay, it is eight six six five
four four MYFM eight sixty six fivefour four six nine three six, call

(35:27):
right now. Battle of Sex isone of four to three MYFM, one
of four to three my FAM.It is Valence out in the morning,
Miley sarrus Is Flowers. It isseven eight coming up later on this hour.
What food best describes you as aperson? What is your spirit food?
Three one o four three. Ithought about this long and hard,
and I've decided that I am ahalapenio popper. Oh, I love them

(35:51):
too, the halapenno and then ithas cream cheese and she's on its films
with bacon, so delicious, butsometimes a lot spicier than before. Take
a bite. It's a lot spicierthan the previous. Sometimes you're spicier than
before. We don't know what spicewe're gonna get with you. You're a
Hallopenia popper. That's true. Thatdescribes you, gentlemen. About you,
I'd say I'm like a pizza roll. Like pizza rol, pretty fun size,

(36:12):
looks pretty put together on the outside, but can be pretty soft and
cold on the inside. I mean, technically Italian, but let's be honest,
the staple American food, you know. Yeah, I gotcha. Yeah,
I was gonna say, too muchof it, probably bad for you.
Yeah, all right, I'm gonnaleave it on that. You're right,
sa Mine. I think I'm goingon later on. It's fine.
I'm gonna go out in Johnson,Texan three one four three. It is

(36:36):
a battle of the sex's represent Theman is it is Mo. He lives
in Los Angeles, works in medicalresearch, and enjoys traveling. What's up,
Mo, Good morning, Good morning, morning, presenting the ladies.
Her name is Ray. She's fromHuntington Beach, tricks as an office assistant
and enjoys karaoke. Let's hear itfor Ray? What's up? Ray?
By Christ Works Ray. I'm gonnaask you a few questions. Moji's gonna

(36:59):
be asking you the question. Bestof the three wins? Still tied and
regulation we get announced tough tie breakerquestion to start with the ladies, What
famous film franchise includes movie titles suchas Skyfall, Consiner Royale, and No
Time to Die? Famous movie franchise? What do you got? You didn't

(37:21):
have that answer? Oh my gosh, Skyfall, Consider Royale, No Time
to Die? That's James Bond DoubleO seven, that whole series? Oh
yeah? What female singer won anoscar for her James Bond song Skyfall?
Hi? Bill Adele is correct?Current score one to nothing. Guys,

(37:44):
what city is the setting for Gray'sAnatomy? Where's it right? What city?
Where do they Gray's Anatomy? What'sthe city that they use? Where's
the hospital? Where does she live? What's the seton? Where's it Rain?
Where Sattle Salescratt? Yes? Moe. Anthony Anderson hosted the Emmy's Monday

(38:08):
Night. What ABC show did hestar in until twenty twenty two? Uh?
Is it morning? La? No? You got buzzed. It's Blackish,
all right. Current score is oneto one. Here we go the

(38:30):
song Boss of Me. The songBoss of Me by They Might Be Giants
was the theme song to what famoussitcom? Ray It's that show with the
kid Knock him in the middle.Too late, yep, too late?

(38:57):
All right, Mollie can win itwith this one. Gavin degraz song I
Don't want to Be? What's thetheme song for what TV show? Can
you re keep that? Please?Gavin de grasse song I Don't want to
Be was the theme song for whatshow? That was? One Tree Hill?

(39:20):
These are way too slow. I'mnot sure the time difference where you
live, but you're taking too muchtime One Tree Hill. Okay, so
let's work it where it's gotta goa little faster. Now, let's go
to a not some tough time breakerquestion to holler at your name? No,
the answer, your name will beyour buzzer. Wait until Brian Burton
finishes asking the question before you buzzin. What's the weirdest thing you do
when no one's watching? Right?Right? What do you do when no

(39:42):
one's watching? I tickle my feet? You what? You tickle your own
feet? And you enjoy tickling yourown feet. It is weird. Do
you do it until you can't takeit anymore? Something? Yeah? Do
you tell yourself to stop? Stop? Stop? It's like soothing, so

(40:07):
not like a full on tickle tickle. You're just like, you know,
it's kind of impossible to tickle yourself, but you just kind of like to
is it isn't it? I don'tknow has anybody ever tried? I can't
tickle myself. Try it? Ohgod, it's weird to watch ladies button

(40:28):
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(40:51):
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This moment is entirely yours. Youtake it away. Oh okay, oh
boy, well said. Anything youwant to do you want to shout out
to me to go right ahead?Oh, thank you so much. I
will shout out for the cancer researchand sears DONI and have a wonderful day.

(41:15):
Thank you, buddy, appreciate you. Free things you need to know
right now, seven twenty it's Valancinein the morning. This is one of
four to three in MIFM as oftoday. It's been thirty years since the
north Ridge earthquake, the six pointseven Mage two quake to cause twenty billion
property damage and forty billion more ineconomic losses. Since then, advances in
science and technology have given sizemologies theability to track and study quakes more effectively.

(41:39):
Also led to the development of theshake alert system as well. Nobody's
going to fall in on my ideathat we all live in hot air balloons
tethered to the earth and then whenit starts shaking, it just releases us.
I thought that was something to checkinto. Hot air balloons on buildings,
lifted up, whatever, because youknow, the the airbag goes,
why not the hot ever billion liftsus all up. There's still doing research

(42:00):
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Jack Camuci's Got Sports. I don'tknow if your NFL team is still in

(42:21):
the playoffs. I know the Ramsare out, but many fans are clinging
to the Buffalo Bills right now,and they're saying that the Buffalo Bills are
having such success in the playoffs becauseof Pepa Pig. Josh Allen, the
quarterback of the Bills, and PepaPig were in a commercial together recently to
promote Paramount Plus Well. In thatcommercial, it's showing their sideline warm up
routine together, and now fans areconvinced the Bills are doing so well because

(42:42):
Pepa Pig is now in the picture. Some of these tweets the Bills are
undefeated since Josh Allen teamed up withPepa Pig. Pepa Pig is the wide
receiver Josh Allen has been missing thiswhole time, and Josh Allen's stats since
meeting Pepa Pig, he is ingod mode. Maybe you want to root
for the Bills now that Peppa Pig'sinvolve so we're gonna get Taylor Swift versus
to have a pig was an ubsurdstory. That was my favorite thing I've

(43:05):
read on the internet in the lasthour. Was going to deep in the
Sports today, Yes, all right, coming up one thousand dollars at eight
o'clock this morning, plus up next, what food best describes you as a
person? And he texted in atthree one o four three and said,
a bowl of oatmeal, lumpy andbland. Rickie said, alisagna, a
tasty, layered slice of heaven.The food that best describes you. What

(43:30):
do you think, Mellory, Well, my friend once told me that I'm
like elion pie, very sweet,very fun, but maybe not everybody's favorite.
I get that. I get thatkey lime pie is not everybody's favorites.
People want to try it now andthen and s up, but it's
not my go to either, isit charge I've never tried it, I

(43:50):
mean neither. That was part ofwhat she said, too, like because
I used to be really sarcastic backthen, so I had a little edge
to me, and that was exactlywhat she said, Like it's a little
fart and you're a little tart sometimes, so that you went there, all
Oh, have you lost your tartnessover the years? I like to think
so. Yeah. So what pieceof pie would you be now? I
don't know. I tried to thinkabout that before getting out here. Maybe

(44:13):
I'm sweet potato now, but that'syour kind of basic. I don't know.
What if you're still a little somethinglike maybe like a strawberry rubarb Ooh,
I like that though, I'll gowith that. Yeah, all right,
for the next time somebody asked youthis question, now you have a
different answer, because this will comeup at lunch. All right, take
care. I think I would bea Johnsonville brought Oh I see that?

(44:37):
Do you realize that meaty thick alwaysgood on the grill whether you overcook me
or under cook me at Johnsonville brought, I love brots me. Oh,
the life of the party. Ohmy gosh, you're between your buttons.
Okay, wait, what's wrong,Brian? What about you? What would
you be if you had to picka food that describes you? I'm a

(44:58):
sandwich sandwich? Yep, what typeof sandwich? A baloney sandwich? Oh,
I haven't had bologna in years.A memory maker, something that brings
you back to yesteryear and reminds youof your childhood of boloney sandwich. Yeah.
I just kind of go with anysituation. I'm always around, yeah,
you know, and always a standby, always good, always there,
and always somebody you can rely on. There you go, brother, My

(45:19):
blooney has a first name. It'sb r I A N. Has a
second name. It's u r tO N. All right, so listen,
what food best describes you? Ifyou get a spirit food out there?
What is it for you? Thefood that would best describe you?
Text Valentine in the morning three oneoh four three, I answer Rodriguez.
That's your traffic on one o fourthree. My back and answerf there's a

(45:43):
food that describes you that you areconnected you spiritually. What would that be?
Oh my gosh, this is hard. But maybe spaghetti I don't know.
Yeah, classic, I don't know. Fun, a little messy fun
and a little message spaghetti. Yeahfor a little meat ball. Get some
action going on and they're right,yeah, I'll make it a little interesting
show. Okay, thank you.Weather today part of the cloud a little

(46:05):
cooler tempts fifties, Low sixties,fifty four, Eagle Rock fifty five,
Manhattan Beats. Jill's Got the Entertainmentheadlines Coming up Wednesday, Star Jenna Ortega
is talking about the changes that arecoming to season two. It's like what
she said coming up at seven tofifty, Marcus, a food that describes
you, go right ahead, Yeah, well it's got to be carrot cake.
Val why carrot came, Marcus?Well, carrot cake is one of
those you know, acquired tastes.You either really love it or you don't

(46:30):
like it at all, Okay,And and I think that's I've been described
sometimes as the nicest how do Isay this on a radio show, the
nicest apple that somebody could ever meet? And wait, nice, an acquired
taste, nice like your booty.Yeah, but like like when somebody is

(46:52):
not really nice, sometimes they're calledthe us the same letter. Oh yeah,
got it? Oh yeah, Iwas way off. Yeah, but
I'm super nice. I just kindof have one of those sharp, quick
witted tongues. And you know,until you get to know me, you
may not like it. I've neverheard the nicest apple phrase before. It's
just for the radio right now.A lot of us knew it. Appreciate

(47:16):
you keep it clean for the littlekids in the car, and we love
that. But when nobody else knowsyour language, you're sitting here going.
Jill thinks it's a booty comics.So now we got that. There you
go. You get my wife aboutthat, Jill. She's looking forward to
it. She called it right afterthe show. Marcus, thank you,
buddy, appreciate you. Yeah,you guys have a good shill. Okay,

(47:38):
take care you too. Hey,Trician, good morning? How are
you today? Hi? Good morning, I'm doing well. So what food
describes you? Well? I workin HR and an employee actually came in
in my office and told me,and I remind him as a Sara patch

(47:58):
kid, okay, and he camein and told you in your HR.
So you fired him, right?No, he said, I reminded him
of the sarpatch k Because first I'msweet, so we've had candy in my
office and I'm nice everyone because that'smy job. But then I'm sour because
I fire people. Yes, thatchecks out, but I have to remind

(48:22):
him that I don't fire people.They fired himself. So that's like the
HR line one one one time it'sjust sour. But if you're a repeat
offender, then it's going to hurtyour tongue, and then your tongue's going
to start to hurt your Yeah,yourself trash. Good for you. Thanks,
your cultures appreciate you. You're myl time and have a great money.

(48:44):
That's so funny because the HR violationson this show are up there,
probably by nance. What food bestdescribes you between an onion and parfet an
onion and parfait, that's a bigdifference there. You could either if you
cut me, You're gonna get theonion and I'm gonna make your cry if

(49:06):
you're If I'm having a good dayand everything's going good, I'm going to
be sweet as far. So,it just depends on which mood I'm in
and how I'm feeling, and bothhave layers, a lot of layers.
He exactly, there's a lot oflayers. To me, this is good.
I like it. I've been toldthat if I give off this face
that when if I don't know somebody, it's not very friendly. And but

(49:29):
once you get to know me,I don't shut up. You've got an
onion face. I can't say iton the air. It's got a bad
word in it. Valentine. Oh, resting face, resting onion face,
resting onion face, yes, justresting onion face. Good job, right,
onion paste. We're gonna start usingthat. Thanks dance, no problem,
thank you. There's a thousand buckscoming your way at eight o'clock this

(49:50):
morning. Battle the Sex is comingup. You want to play eight sixty
six five four four my FM.Oftentimes at radio show, I think we
should share like advice. I thinkthe best advice that somebody ever gave me
some body won't told me what athousand dollars coming off? God, I

(50:12):
was so witty with that little smashmouth thing. Huh, do you guys
want to try it? Do youwant to feel how easy it is to
do or something you really did it? Well, give it a shot,
go for it. Go ahead.You know the best advice I've ever heard
some body? Oh my god,it's so good, right, so good,
John, you want to try it? Yeah? I was sticking back
to seventh grade. It was thisadvice that one of my teachers gave me.

(50:35):
I was trying to think. Itgoes something like, uh, some
body who want to try it?Yeah? Uh, you know just the
other day, some body won't somuch fun. They teach us that in
a radio scrip. Yes, class, that's the first class. How do
you use songs? Just like that? Eight sixty six five four four of
my fan texting three one O fourthree. If you want to be part

(50:58):
of a show, would love tohave you guys on board. Hey,
Amy morning, what food best describesyou? I'm Margarita, Margarita and tell
me why? Well, because I'msweet, I'm salty. I'm always a
wife for the party. And ifyou don't watch out, I will knock
you on your booty. Apple Apple, do that anymore? Right? It's
apple? Yeah, I'll knock youon your apple. All right? Oh

(51:21):
that I kind of got at thattime. Thank you, bake, same,
have a great day, Appreciate you. One O four three My FM.
Here's what's coming up. In entertainmentheadlines. Jeremy Allen White plays a
wrestler in the Iron Claws. Sowould he ever make a WWE appearance?
He has one condition. I'll tellyou what it is. Traffic one O

(51:43):
four to three My FM Entertainment headlines. Jeremy Allen White just won an Emmy
for the Show's a Bear and healso stars in the movie The Iron Claw,
where he plays a wrestler, andhe says he will not rule out
appearing on the WWE Wow that Idon't know. I would need so much
warning if that's something they would wantme to do, but he said he

(52:05):
would be excited, but he hasone condition. Zach Effron and Harris Dickinson
have to join him, his costars from the film. He said,
if they were there with me,I'd do it, and if I had
time to prepare us worse and JennaOrtega stars in Wednesday on Netflix and she's
talking about season two and she saysthey're definitely leaning into more horror. She

(52:29):
said it's really really excited because allthroughout the show, Wednesday does need a
bit of an arc. She reallynever changes and that's the wonderful thing about
her. She also said Wednesday's signaturewit will be on full display, but
this next season will lean a littlemore into horror. I'm Jill with her
in tivid headlines. Katie Battle,the sex is coming up. I guess
we'll all playing that. It's eightsixty six five four four of MYFM.

(52:50):
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one o, four to three.Here's your daily dose of happy news.

(53:12):
On Valentine in the morning. I'vegot two a's in my master's program at
Harvard while working full time and planningmy wedding. Whoa are going to Harvard
with a master's program or you're doingthis online or you actually at the school.
I'm doing it online. Wow,that's crazy. Good for you.

(53:32):
Thank you. Yeah, it wasa lot of work. What are you
studying. What's the master's in?It's in sustainability. Well you keep at
it. Thank you, trying tomake the world a better play substained.
You know, I have a master'san abstainability. I don't know what to
say to that. What you're thinkingabout? I've sting from what I don't

(53:54):
know? You tell me, youtell me, who knows? No,
that's the thing, nobody knows.You all know what. You don't know
who we all know? You haveno idea what to talk about. You're
gonna say I've been married for along time and I'm talking to bea By
the way, better happiness here.Sorry, Beck, that's so cool.
Harvard though, Oh my god,for the rest of your life a Harvard

(54:15):
grad. Yes, hopefully got afew more years. But that's pretty amazing.
Oh my ways, so fascinating.Somebody of your intellect, somebody can
get into Harvard under her master's program. Finds this show entertaining. No,
I always listen to you guys whenI take my dog to daycare. Oh,
your dog likes us? I getit. Okay, it's my dog's
fabite station. I don't know howit answered this Later on this hour,

(54:42):
Who would you not Want at yourfuneral? Texting at three one oh four
three, Shan Doherty said that shehas a list of people that she does
not want there. So when Iread that story, it got me thinking
like, is there anybody that Iwouldn't want at my funeral? And one
person came to mind, Who's yeah, are they in the room? No?
Gotcha? Christopher Lloyd. Christopher Lloydfrom Back to the Future, Judge

(55:07):
Doom from Who Framed Roger Rabbit?And why would you not want Christopher Lloyd
at your funeral because that that role. Sorry him anyway, well, the
role that he played in that movie. Okay, I am so terrified of
Judge Doom. But you're dead.You're in a coffee still, right,
I'm going to I know, buthe's so scary and I'd be looking down

(55:28):
and I'd be like, scary manout. Yes, get that scary man
out of my funeral. Get thatscary man out of my funeral. He's
so terrifying. I gotta go back. We gotta go back. That's your
future. I can say it.I can save you. If we go
back and you go back, youwon't die. We gotta go back.
No, I see you as Judgewhatever, I can't, I'm not gonna

(55:49):
talk to you, all right.Those more like friends or something like that,
or certain people in your life orsomething. But you're a character from
a movie. You don't want themat your right. I mean, I
do have a wide range of friends, Like I don't know if I want
my friend Stony Tony to be there, no offence to I just want to
say, Bri I was a greatguy. You know you guys call him

(56:12):
Stony Tony. Oh yeah, really, you put a little something in the
coffin for brides. He crosses thatrarest six man might not be the best.
Look oh gotcha. Okay, sothen people are judging you, you
dog, but they're like sure,people go, what a great guy he
wants me. I'll just see youhung out with stony Tony. Oh yeah,
maybe not as good as we thought, you know, not a nice
guy. All right, who wouldyou not want your funeral? Texting three

(56:34):
one oh four to three. Butright now it is the battle of the
sex is reps in the man.His name is Dwayne. He lives in
Los Angeles, works as a buildingand engineer, enjoys camp with the family.
What up, Dwayne, Good morning? What up? D dog?
In the ladies, her name isDana. She's from Sun Valley. She
works as an uber driver and enjoyshanging out with her five kids. Let's

(56:58):
say, for Dana, what's goingon? Thanks for having me, Thanks
for being here. Here's what worksSTANDA. I'm gonna ask you a few
questions, Dwayne. Phil's going tobe asking you the questions. The best
at A three wins still tied theend of regulation, we get announce a
tough tie breaker question. Let doesstart? Let us start with the ladies.
In the movie Mean Girls, WhatClick is led by the rich and

(57:19):
popular Regina George. Oh my goodness, I should totally notice and I don't.
Oh, no, what Click?I don't know George, the plastics,
the plastics. Dwayne, who playsms Norberry in both the original Mean
Girls and the latest twenty twenty fourMean Girls. Oh that I'm gonna go

(57:42):
with. Yeah, I got nothingfor that one. Sorry, I know
that one. I know. Mycurrent score is zero to zerra. What
was the famous hit that the artistGodier was known for releasing in the year
twenty eleven? Uh, someone thatI used to know us. You know,
you're just so money that somebody thatI used to know. Look at

(58:04):
you figuring that out. We're goingto give that to you. Somebody that
I used to know. That wasa big hit from Godi A. Dwayne
who sings the nineteen seventy six songSomebody to Love. Uh, oh no,
I got caring for that. Ohit's Queen Queen. Oh God,

(58:25):
all right? Current score ladies up? One? Oh, here we go.
Danny, you get this right?You win? Who plays Lara Croft
in the first two tomb Raider movies. That would be Angelina Jolie. That
is correct. Ladies, Windena,congratulations you won a Battle of the Sexist

(58:45):
Championship certificate posted on social usashtag Valentinethe Morning and share it with bride you
will do. You've also won apair of tickets to see Lucas Graham at
Majestic Venture Theater on February tenth.Plus you're gonna get the VIP on Shed
Party Experience. Tickets are on salenow at ticketmaster dot com. Great job,
well, thank you, Dwayne.Is you exit the stage? This

(59:07):
moment is entirely yours. You takeit away. I just want to say
sorry to my kids, one ofwhich is driving right now. We're on
our way to school and they weregoing to get the side to side one
but I lost. So sorry.Good are your kids big Lucas Graham fans,
Oh yeah, that was That wasone of my sons, Like first
big He played it like ad nauseumand I mean, I think he's great,

(59:30):
but my son definitely is a bigLucas grampat Is he seven years old?
Well? Once once he was sevenyears old? One sound seven gees
listen if we can get you in, would you guys be into that Oh,
my son would be over the moonif you could get him in.
Yeah, let me do a littletalking to the background. Brian's giving a
thumbs up from the other side ofthe room. But let's we can do

(59:51):
for you. Okay, I said, you're in the other side of the
room. I'm sorry. That wasthe theaters of mind for thanks Briy.
Hang on, guys, we'll getyou all set to the three things you
need to know right now. Hey, twenty one edis Valenceine in the morning.
This is one of four to threemile them. The Mariata Police Department
has been using a fleet of dronesto fight crime from bub The program,

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they say has been very successful operatingdrones. Over the weekend, when a
group of suspects broke into a constructionsite and sole equipment, police were able
to track them with drones and makethree arrestsy to say the suspects would have
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(01:00:36):
eye in the sky. Constructions aboutto get underway and the high speed train
that run from La to Vegas.That means thousands of people will be hired
for the project. About eleven thousandworkers are needed to complete the railway,
which should be finished by twenty twentyeight, in time for the summer Olympic
Games in La. John Kamuch hasgot some sports. So Blake Griffin is
hoping to play this season with anNBA team. You may remember he was

(01:00:57):
drafted number one by the Clippers intwo thousand and nine. That thirty four
year old guy is picked up aside gig. He's handing out free samples
at Costco. Griffin was just spottedat the location in Irvine handing out samples
of Orgain protein supplements to its customers. He's invested with that protein brand.
That's actually what I use right herein the studio. To be clear,
he's not taking a job at Costco. He was just trying to help this
protein brand out. But how interestingthat he's just Blake Griffin at the Costco

(01:01:22):
and Irvine handed out some samples.By the way, if you're a Costco
member, keep an eye on this. They're about to really keep an eye
on people using other people's Costco cards. That's a big thing with them because
I guess they make so much moneyfrom Costco memberships, and people are sharing
the cards all the time. Nowthey're gonna go computerizing some stores where you
have to enter your Costco card whenyou walk in. It's a whole big
thing to watch the people using otherpeople's Costco cards coming up. Thousand dollars

(01:01:46):
a nine o'clock plus up next.Who would you not want at your funeral?
Cam Texdent has said, I definitelydo not want a priest at my
funeral. I would prefer a comedianinstead. On fourth three, my family,
it is Valentine the morning. Whodo you not want a your funeral?

(01:02:07):
I don't know. I mean,I'm kind of the opposite. I'd
like everyone to be there, likeI want to sell tickets. I want
you guys finding like uh famous peopleto bring in. I want like VIP
section, I want people to pregame. I want like a halftime show.
I want a whole big thing ofmine. You want people to pay to
come to your funeral? Done?Yes? Where does the money go to?
My family? Help him out?Something like that? Right? Get
all those people there and get likehire some really like three strikingly attractive women,

(01:02:34):
right and put them off like outin the outer edge and they're really
crying and stuff. People like thosegirlfriends of the past, What is that
about? Was something? What washappening? And then hire some guy that
looks like he's CIA and he's gotlike security guards with him. You're like,
oh my god, I think vowelsin the CIA too. And then
some like military guys that looked likethey were Seal team members or something like
that really played up. People go, we didn't even know this guy.

(01:02:54):
Yeah, what an amazing life heled. He was a renaissance man.
Who knows we'll have to run thisby no. No, okay, she's
gonna want to save the money.They want to save the money, So
don't run up by her. Ido not want comuch at my funeral.
I don't want him. Woo whoo, who is it coming from? Brown'll
come because you'll come up to thecast get and be like, be real,
bro, a b real shot withme in the casket. That's up

(01:03:16):
to be real. Yeah, don'tdo it on a Wednesday. I will
not die on a Wednesday. Youcan't turn around that fast anyway. Uh.
Do you know people that do thatthough, they take like pictures of
people in the casket. They dojust selfies. That's actually a thing.
People take selfies with folks in thecasket. Oh yeah, it's true.
I don't want him doing that withme. I don't think I do that.
It's weird. The be real ifit popped up in the middle of

(01:03:36):
the services but came up. Ijust have to abide by the rules.
I gotta take the picture. Whenthey ask you know, who do you
not want at your funeral? Whatabout you? I'd say children in general,
because they're too loud. I justI just like got a wedding.
Like, nothing ruins a speech morethan a crying kid in the back a
b. I don't want you tohave to go take your kid and like
go deal with them if something's goingon, or change a diaper. See,
and then there are crying people atfunerals. Yeah, but like kids

(01:03:59):
are different. I don't know,it's a piercing cry. And then see,
no kid wants to be at afuneral anyway. Yeah, kids an't
like no, they don't fully understand. No one's having fun. Like let's
give them a babysit or have themAnd if you have a bouncy house in
the parking lot of the funeral home. I thought about that, actually,
but I decided no, and thenthey put you at it. It's the
last bounce you ever get. Idon't want people to have to take care
of kids like open bar my funeral. Come hang, how good time?

(01:04:19):
You guys don't know yourself parties atthe Yeah, oh yeah, that's what
this should be like. You gotrid of me, finally throw yourself a
party. That's how I look atit. Hey, Christy, good morning,
good morning. Who do not wantat your funeral? I don't want
fake people. I just want genuine, loving people, people that have my
back, my whole life. That'ssweet, that's really nice. And here

(01:04:42):
I was hiring people to be atmine. Christy text Valentine in the morning
three one oh four three. Imean it's Rodriguez. That's your traffic on
one o four to three. Myhey, nance, who would you not
want at your funeral? I thoughtabout this. I don't think I have
any who I don't talk to nowwho would really want to be there.
But you know what's funny. Mydad has given a list to my siblings

(01:05:06):
and I of people he does notwant there. Oh okay, that's funny.
I think my mom has had listtoo. I think my mom is
a few people she doesn't want there. Yeah, and I'm like, dad,
what are we supposed to do?Kick him out? Like? Right,
show up? What do you do? Do you have like security?
The doorga? Now, I'm sorrythat deceased didn't want you here exactly?
Maybe yeah, if that was theirwish, Yeah, you have to honor

(01:05:28):
it. Right, get into abig old fight with somebody at the front
door of the funeral. Yikes?All right, weather today part of the
cloudy, little cooler temps fifties,those sixties, fifty six cinemonic and fifty
Pomona. Jill's got the entertainment headlinescoming up. We now know Brad Pitt
can go a very long time withoutshowering. Why do we know this?
I'll tell you at eight fifty arereally good morning? How are you doing

(01:05:50):
today? How are you? We'redoing? All right? Who do you
not want at your funeral? Idon't want any exits? Yeah? Well,
I mean you can show them whatthey're missing. No, I just
don't need my kids to see anyof my bad choices. They come in

(01:06:14):
and people are looking at them like, oh my god, she dated that
guy. Look at that one.Look at that weird looking guy she dated.
Just a parade of all those badchoices. Guy. Oh my gosh,
that's very funny. Well, hopefullyit's a long long way off and
hopefully they all go before you.Yes, what a beautiful blessing. I

(01:06:38):
hope you before you do. Imaginelike one of the exeses locals listening to
the show, that guy I justwish I was, Oh gosh, and
then my name is Sot like originalright, they're there listen and they're like,
wait a minute, thank you forcalling Susan. We appreciate you.

(01:07:01):
One four three my FM. It'sVALENCEI in the morning. We're available on
the iHeartRadio app. Just search forone of four to three MYFM. We'll
pop right up then and you canlist us wherever you go in the free
iHeartRadio app. Shanda, who doyou not want at your funeral? I
do not want my sister in law? You do not want your sister in
law? Why not? Because sheprobably is the reason why I'm dead.

(01:07:23):
Oh no, alarm, alarm,we will testify. Yeah, she doesn't
like me very much. You thinkshe's out to get you, She's gonna
offer you. I actually deal withthe state planning. So I've warned my
family and friends if I die mysteriouslyto look into it. Only the murders

(01:07:46):
in the Garden Grove area that bad. Yeah, she's kind of a narcissist.
And how'd your husband feel about this? He's on the same page with
me. We sometimes joke about it, but like sometimes I'm like, dude,
I she would, Yeah, youpoison my cupcake or something. Well,
that's to ask you, how doyou think she'd do it? I
honestly think it would be poison quoteGame of Thrones here, that's a woman

(01:08:10):
like go to Okay, so whatyou need to do to test this theory
out. Whenever you guys are havingfamily get together whatever, and she offers
you a drink, take hers instead. I should. She never offers to,
you know, pour me a drinkor anything. So that's a good
case with her. Okay. Ifshe ever does offer you something like that,
take somebody else's or make her eatit first. I should. I

(01:08:31):
think going forward, I'm gonna startdoing that. Okay, sounds like things
are good over there. I didnot intend for this to be so real,
Like I said, Judge doom formine, but I'm very sorry that
you have that relationship with her.I know it sucks, and everybody wants
to be super close with their inlaws. But you know, if you
guys don't hear from me, areyou here in the years? Oh great,

(01:08:54):
now we're brought into this hold on. I mean I was joking about
the testifying part. That's a lotof work. I gonna call it every
week just we can check out onit. I mean, you want people
to pay for your funeral, youguys can check in on me. One
O four to three my FM.Here's what's coming up in entertainment headlines,
A brand new show just set aviewership record for its debut. Are you

(01:09:18):
missing out? I'll tell you theshow right after traffic one O four to
three my FM. Entertainment Headlines.There is a new show on Peacock that
just set a viewership record, andit's the Ted prequel series. It's from
Seth MacFarlane, based on the Bear. You know, that's kind of a
little crude. It was the mostwatched original title in the history of Peacock

(01:09:42):
over its first three days, followingthe list of all seven episodes on Thursday,
so no specific numbers were given,but it was setting this record,
so many people tuned in to watchit. I've never even heard of this
to this moment right now. ReallyI totally missed this. Yeah, Ted
prequel, it's like a little Tedbear. So wait hair little Ted,
No, I you have to hearTed to do my Ted, okay,
because otherwise be like hot Ted?They had whatever? Tod Brady's hot.

(01:10:05):
I don't know, I can't.It's not bad, not bad? Yeah,
what's little Ted? Sound like TodBrady? Tot to Brady hot?
I love Tod Brady Boston Rock.Yeah, let me know if if you
guys have ever tried this with yourfriends. But Jason Priestley, you know
him from nine oh two and oh, he's on a new show called wild

(01:10:25):
Cards. He was on Live withKelly and Mark yesterday and he was talking
about when he used to live withBrad Pitt and they had another roommate as
well, So it was these threeguys that it was in a bad part
of town, but they lived inan apartment together. And he said they
used to play this game to seewho could go the longest without showering,
and Brad Pitt would win. Sonow we have that tidbit that Brad Pitt

(01:10:45):
can go a very long time withoutshowering. You know who does that?
Can I tell you who plays thatgame? So yeah, Jason Priestley and
Brad Pitt. He's a third roommate, right. Hot guys play that game
because they're so hot. People don'tcare if they smell. Oh guy,
Brian and I will take John outJohn Tawkey. Brian and I not showering
for weeks. It's not gonna bethe same. It's not. It's just

(01:11:08):
not as fun. They get uplooking hot. Okay, I do have
a question. So let's say yourwife and kids are out of town.
Jason Priestley, you're home alone fromFriday to Sunday night. Are you showering
every day? No, I'm not, bye, I'm fine in my man's
scent. I like my scent ofmyself. Okay, you know, but
I'm not Brad Pitt. I'm notgoing out in public letting people sniff me

(01:11:29):
or something. I'm sure they wereworking at the time too, you know,
going on auditions. This was awhile back in the eighties. So
Jason Priestly and Brad Pitt both greatlooking guys, so people are much more
forgiving on the stench. Guys thatdon't look like Brad Pitt get, Oh
my god, you stink guys,it look like Brad Pitt. Go.
It's just a man sense, justthe scent of a man. I'm ji

(01:11:49):
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day here on my e fmisode FMEntertainment Headlines. The Emmys on Monday night
did not do very well in theratings. I had about four point three
million viewers, and that's down fromlast year's six million viewers when it was
on NBC, which was the previouslow. So now this is a new
low in the ratings, and fanswere kind of wondering why there was not

(01:15:26):
a Friends reunion, especially after MatthewPerry's passing this last year. Excuse me,
producers of the Emmys told the HollywoodReporter it didn't happened because Matthew Perry's
passing is still very fresh for thecast members, and they're in morning,
and it's just a little too soon. There were so many other shows that
were taking place, people thought maybethis would happen for friends too soon after

(01:15:46):
his passing, and Nicole Kidman saysshe used to fib about a little detail
to get roles early in her career, and it was her height. So
now she's five eleven, but shesays as a kid, she used to
lie about her height all the time. Now I'm not comparing myself to the
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I would lie about my shoe sizeand my bowling shoes because it's so prominent
on the back of the shoe.I'm a tall girl. I've got big
feet, so I would lie aboutmy shoe size and cram my foot into
the bowling show that people wouldn't thinkI was. I had that big of
a foot. People were judging youat the bowling alle in Okay. But
chances are no one's looking at myshoes or the number on the back of

(01:16:30):
it. You should have got yourown bowling shoes and just change number in
the back to like seven whatever.Change a lot better. But Nicle.
Goodman says, when she would gointo auditions, she would say that she
was a little shorter so that shecould get in there and get the audition.
I'm Jill with her in Jaimid headlines. You think I'm wearing Sas thirty
two jeans over here. You fellfor that old trick, all right,
Brian, Thank you for show.Laura on the Couch thinvery show, Jill,

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