Kyle sure bounced back!

TODAY we discuss Kyle's Migraine

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Check one, two, three,check on. No, what we're gonna
do podcast? Noah, excuse me? What? Excuse me? Excuse me?
Start the podcast as he was up. Oh it's Greatty, put this
call through or no, we're gonnado podcasts. I like when this stuff.
I like when I hear this stuffon the podcast, like that.
We're not ready to tape yet.Yeah, yeah, but anyway, KYLEI

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are you feeling better now today?I am thank you. I was all
worried about it yesterday. Do youthink that your concoction helped you? Maybe?
I don't know what was your concoction? My little oh the weird I

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mean suitcase of pills, that kindof stuff I'm into because you know,
I let me some vitamins. I'venever actually seen what it is that you
do. You look up your symptomson a card or something. Oh yeah,
I could bring it in again,you guys, it's actually pretty amazing
for you with you today. No, because I actually made I have vitamin
water. I put it all inmy water so they didn't have to take

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it in and take them. Butit's basically natural remedies. And yes,
it comes with a little booklet andyou look up what your symptoms are whether
it's like you have like a coldstarting and it tells you which ones to
take and how often to take it, or you have like like I was
having a lot of sinus pressure.So there's two little combos that you take
for sinnus pressure. So I've beentaking that and that's what's in my drink

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right now to help with that.And I kind of feel like maybe it
was a sinus pressure that was causingthe headache. But it was like brutal,
literally from like three in the morningall the way till the end of
the day, a NonStop. Iwould have never guessed. I didn't know
you were feeling that crappy, yes, so quiet. It's a It's a
weird thing because when Kyle's sick,like yesterday, it's kind of like,

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all right, she's sick or isshe mad? I can't tell, be
really careful because the chance that sheis mad, yeah, but usually when
she's mad, you got about afive to eight minute window and she'll tell
you why she's mad. Yeah.I was gonna say and think that did
happen yesterday? So I knew shewas sick. Yeah, I was not
feeling great, but I'm feeling muchbetter now. Addie was feeling sick too.

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I felt really bad because I wenthome and I took a nap,
and I woke up to a missedcall from the nurse at her school and
a miss text from the nurse ather school asking to come pick her up
because she wasn't feeling good. AndI felt bad because I was like,
two hours later, Oh, doesshe hang out in like a sick room
or did she got back and shewas well? She she had tried to
go back to class but ended upback in the nurse's office, and so

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I went to go pick her up. I was like, I'm really sorry.
I was taking an out because Idon't feel good either. They don't
reach out to your husband too andbe like, hey, they should.
I sent an email, but hedidn't see the email either. I saw
a video of your husband working inyour yard. You had a broken pipe
again. Yeah, it was anotherleak. We had another leak. I
think that's about our tenth leak we'vehad in our yard. Don't even get

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me started on that. He's reallygood at fixing him now, though,
Like he learned how to fix theleaks in our backyard because we have so
many of them. I was gonnasay someone to come. He just he
posted a video, and the videoI thought was really interesting because if it
was just him fixing it, helooked it looked like he fixed like a
pro Like he put a tarp outthere. Oh yeah, Doug, a

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square, a rectangle, you heardthe picks the turf up, goes underneath
the turf, oh, digs openwhere the where the whatever piping or whatever
they call it is, and thenhe literally cuts the pipe, refuses it
with a new pipe, and thencloses it up. Does he know that?
Like do you guys know that youhave a leak by like your water
bill going up? Or because yousee like, oh we see it.

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We saw like water dripping where itshouldn't be, like inside the papers,
so he knew it was underneath there. I have the same thing in my
house, and what happens is thewater leaks underground and it turns this huge
bubble in our front yard. Sowhat I do a little different than what
Scott does. I ignore it andwait for it to go away. Us
about a day it goes away.Uh huh. See that's the thing,
like you guys, like all theproblems like I would love to buy a

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house, but that makes me notwant to buy a house because the fact
that I can just call maintenance andthey're there in twenty minutes. Yeah,
that is the best part of thepart. You want to me tell you
what the biggest problem I have goingon in my house right now? This
is I don't I think it's relatable. Maybe it's not, but you know,
you have all the drawers, allyour stuff in it, you know,
like in the kitchen. So I'vebeen barbecuing lately. And I'm gonna

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blame this on my wife. Ireally am, because I don't really take
dishes out of the dishwasher right Iput them in a dishwasher. There's a
drawer that won't open anymore because Ithink of a spatula. Oh do you
know what I'm talking about. Yeah, like it got flipped up and now
it's jammed. Yeah, and I'dbe shoving a fork in there, trying
to move things around. And it'sbeen it's been since Thursday. It hasn't
it won't open it. I don'tknow how to fix it. I don't

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even know if a handyman can fixit unless you have to take apart the
whole counter, like, I don'tknow what to do. I'm gonna post
it on video on the video becauseI just know it. And I even
said to her, I go,why do we have so many utensils?
Why it's in there the drawer.There's two spatches in that drawer and then
the kind that are really long professionalchef like, I don't need that.
And if we do have that,why does that have to be in that

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drawer. You should be a drawer. You should have it in a cup
out where it's not going to jama drawer now, so it comes out.
Keep it out of that. Youdon't want your George jam to Dutch
was trying to fix it. Blake'strying to fix out, trying to fix
We just can't. It hasn't beenable to like a puzzle. Is there
a drawer underneath the drawer that's there'sa cabinet, but it won't You can't
like go in the other cabinet andbust it upwards. We can't call maintenance

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either. You can have to move. I don't think the handymakers. I
just think we can never use thatdrawer again. Really, I feel like
you're you're on the right track.With sticking something in there to try to
like move whatever it is. It'sjamming it around for the longest time.
I just I was using a forkin a knife. Maybe I need something
longer. You probably need like theother spatula that is too long. What
was the thing with you with picklejuice or pickle alcohol? Pickle what have

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you? Guys? Ever had topickle martini? No? Good, dumb.
I don't really like pickle absolutely rantcid. It was so foul. You
guys know, I'm on like anew vodka kick lately. Well, I
had some pickle brine like pickle juice, and I was like, I'm gonna
make me a little pickle martini.It was the most disgusting thing. Oh
no, I think it's a thing. Do you there's a shot there's something

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with a picklebacks? Do you drinkthose? I like picklebacks? Okay,
because that's because you're just drinking thepickle juice exactly exactly. It's like you're
taking a shot and then you takea shot of pickled Yeah, this is
like a martini where it's like mixedin It sounds literally the most. Instead,
you use pickle juice exactly and Ithought I would love it because I
love pickles, you love Martini's.I don't think so, okay, I'm

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trying to figure out factor. It'sa Martini factor. But then again,
I also feel like maybe the vodkathat I used with the pickle juice that
I use had some weird chemical reactionbecause it literally tasted like the inside of
like a lysole batter, like alysole bottle with a pickle juice. So
I had a Martine when I firstturned twenty one, my first drink as

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an adult. I went up tothe bar order to Martini like James Bond,
shake it Nust, and it wasthe most disgusting thing I've ever had
in my life. Martini are rocketbecause it was like I looked up the
ingredients and it was like one ounceof pickle juice and three ounces of vodka.
I was like, okay, okay, So now hey again, you
just hear me out. The Sonsare playing the Timberwolves in the playoffs,

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and you think this is there's somethingelse going on. Yeah, I think
I don't know if there's something elsegoing on. I just think that something's
gonna happen on game three. Soyou have this feel Yeah, on Friday
even better. I didn't even Yeah, I didn't even put it together.
It's on Friday, so that evenmakes more sense to my little theory.
So Devin Booker, we know,plays for the Suns and he dates Kendall

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Jenner, and I think they're backtogether right now or they're like spending something.
Yeah, I think they're like spendingtime together again. Well, on
the Timberwolves, Carl Anthony Towns plays, and that's Jordan Wood's boyfriend who Jordan
Woods used to be best friends withKylie Jenner. But then remember Jordan Woods
kiss Trash and Thompson, which isChloe's uh baby dad. Supposedly Kylie and
her are friends exactly because we gota picture of Jordan and Kylie and they

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linked back up. So here's mytheory. On Game three of the Finals,
you have Devin Booker playing Karl AnthonyTowns, so we're about to get
a court side reunion of Kendall,Kylie and Jordan's Wow. But Kendall doesn't
go court side. She usually goesto the sweep, but she will for
the pictures. They're going to beone big, happy family again because this
is gonna be the introduction of bringingJordan back into the Kardashian Jenner klan.

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I have given Jordan, but theywant her back. They like, I
mean they're friends. I mean,like we all I think we figured it
out that Tristan Thompson is the problemhere. Yes, yes, I will
say that, but like, whydo they need to like publicly bring her
back into the fold if we alreadyhave the her and Kylie pictures hanging out.
That's true, but I just feellike I feel like it's just like
a basketball game. I'm all forit. I'm just wondering what the logic

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will lodge to watch the TV showI could see that bring her back on
the Kardashians, maybe because it's likeJordan because the quarter because that's would also
then be almost like like Kendall reannouncingto the world that they're back together,
which they haven't done. I know. So I feel like I feel like
Mamajr. Christian Jenner got something uppersonally with this. I'm going to tell

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you that you have to go tothat game. Well, I have tickets
to that game, but I can'tgo. I only tell you I'll tell
you that story a second. ButI feel like like They're not going to
let that happen because their sons arelosing, and they're not going to be
like this Kendall's fault. They're notgoing to distract from this thing for isn't

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it fun? Entertained? I'm goingto watch. I'll tell you what I
like about that story is that first, where my seats are, The two
seats in front of me aren't sold. I think they're owned by the Suns,
I think, and they don't sellthem, and they give those two
seats that are directly in front ofme to owners of other basketball teams,

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to celebrities, to whatever. Soif your story is true, there's a
good chance to be sitting directly infront of them. Oh my gosh,
that would be amazing. And that'swhere I always read the text messages of
the person. Yeah, so mad, if you give away your tickets and
stinking Kendle and Kylie Jenner and JordanWood, they're all sitting well right in
front of me. Let me tellyou my predicament. So I got I

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bought the tickets, right, youremember I told that Will? Sorry?
Right? So the first I hadtickets to Friday and Sunday's game, and
Friday, I got asked to goto this charity event, which it's kind
of it's work related to come backto was our boss. I'd asked us
to go. There's a thing calledCelebrity Fight Night, and that's on Saturday,
and you guys are going to that. Well, Kyle and Rich are
going to that, and I can'tgo to that because my son Dutch has

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prom and all this stuff. Right, So they asked me to go to
the dinner the night before, whichis Friday, and I said yes before
I knew the playoff situation. Sothen I started thinking about, well,
I've always kind of wanted to goto this special dinner because it's really it's
small, and there's all these celebritiesthere, and I thought that'd be kind
of cool to get in with them. But then no fence to anybody.
But the celebrity caliber this year isn'tthe bag of the deal, and I

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think that the Playoffs is a biggerdeal and I don't know how to get
out of it before I get ridof my Yeah, I have to go,
right because I kind of don't wantto go to the Founders thing anymore.
Oh, I'm like, you justgot to tell them. It's Kylie
Kendall and Jordan. I can't tellhim that that's the reasy. What if
I go to the game and KyleKendle Jenner they're at the Founder's dinner.

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Yeah, maybe can you do halfand half? But I'll go to the
Sunday game. But anyway, sothat's like a weird little predicament a man
man, because the chances of sendingthem sitting in front of my seats are
huge, I know. And it'son a Friday, like their their schedules
probably lay out to where Fridays beable to pull up. And plus for
me, like a Friday night gameis so great because then I don't have

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the games are like Tuesday at seventhirty. It's trussed me up. That's
rough, I know. Anyway,so it'll be interesting to see that storyline.
Also to be interesting to see ifI can get out of going to
the Founder's thing. But I don'tthink you can. I feel like you
shouldn't because of work. Right,it's a big deal. Asked you to
go because our boss asked you togo. That sucks, I know,

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Y go get a selfie. Michaelbo Blay Michael boo Blay I don't think
so I picture with that guy.Oh I actually be taking a picture of
Kendl Jenner. That's so funny.Oh, nice to meet you, freaking
David Foster. I should beat theSun's game right now. You know.
I was supposed to be going withone client and they ended up not being

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able to go, and our bosswas like, do you still want to
go? I kind of thought itwas a test. I'm like, of
course that. I like suggested acouple of other clients. So what I
was like, why don't we bringCam Alyissa from Green Mango? Like they're
fun, right, And so Itexted Camp. I was like, would
you guys want to go to theCelebrity fight night? And he was like,

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I don't really know what it is? What like what is it?
Aka? Is it like worth going? Like? Is it worth my time?
Basically it's like, well there's somecelebrities going like They'm like Michael Buble,
David Foster, McPhee. And thenat the end I was like,
totally get it. If you don'twant to go, if it doesn't sound

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fun, no good deal. Justputting it out there. And then it's
like it was a group text withCam and Alyssa and Lis was like,
that sounds fun. We'll go,and I'm like, but now I feel
all this pressure to like make itfun because if it's not fun, I
promised it was going to be fun. I need fun, though, Kyle,
They'll have a good time. That'sthe mom from Malcolm in the middle.

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I was like, I was like, I'm hoping maybe there's some surprise
guests coming. Who knows they needto promote the surprise guests because it used
to be the Payton This thing usedto be Robin Williams, Jim Carrey,
the biggest celebrities in the world werethere. You win the Super Bowl,
You're at this thing, and somehowthe celebrity list is just kind of like,
uh, do you remember. Iguess it was a few years ago.
Kyle. We got asked to doan introduction. Yeah. It was

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like we were standing right next toRiba and Kelly Clarkson, just Harrison Ford
chatting with all these Well, nowwe have FOMO because I went last year
and I didn't know anyone, justpointing them out and tell me who was
who that might be how it's goingto be this year, But maybe it'll
be great. Who knows. Itwas great. It was fun last year.
Last year was disco. I thoughtit was fun. Yeah. I
liked getting dressed up and then gettingto leave. That was what it was.

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