July 19, 2024 • 36 mins
Comedian/SNL alum/Impersonator/all around funny dude, JAY PHAROAH stopped by and had a LOT to say...at least his impersonations did! We chatted about everything from Donald Trump to his HUGE movie career! Enjoy!
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Broad guessing live across the world rightnow. This is the John Jay and
Rich radio program that has been alot of Yeah, we could probably make
a human if we had the rightI don't think you want to. Comedian
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Jay Ferris in the studio right now, he's you know, yeah, we
see it definitely. But you're ayou're a hard working person. I saw
you across the hall on the onthe TV station, like, wait,
what point because you've you've enjoyed alot of success to you know, get
up at you know, dark o'clockin the morning and then like really do
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your show and then have to goback and do a full show. Well,
you know the stand up wise,stand up wise, sometimes I don't
know what I'm gonna say. Istart so I can. That's just that's
that's new when I get on television, that's new. So it's all freestyle.
So it's all good. Yeah,are you in town because of the
n B W n B A thing, you're not going I expect everybody to
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be at my shows because that's goingit's the same time going got it all
wrong. The Ulster game is herebecause sometimes they have the celebrities go like
maybe you'll go sit in the frontrow before your show. Now, hey,
he's in a couple of movies.I think that I know that you
love I believe sing. Oh mygosh, such a good all the sing
movies, all the sing movies.You know who I am in that movie?
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I don't. Who are you in? Sane? I'm Tory Kelly's grandfather?
You are? That was just meimpersonate my grandfather. So how does
that rule come to you? Howdo they find you for that? Well?
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I have agents nod Like, dothey say, Hey, you're gonna
be Mina's grand She's an elephant.You're gonna be your elephant grandpa? Go
with that? It was the Itwas the director had approached me back like
twenty fourteen, and then it justit just happened. But is your grandpa
character that you've done in the past. I have impersonated him to my family,
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but I had never done it onSNL, on screen or anything.
Really did he get it? Doeshe? Is he still with us?
Or he didn't get a chance tosee the movie? You know? You
know, I think we grew upwatching a lot of the same things.
Like I know, you're probably asexcited as I was when the New Beverly
Hills Cop came. Yeah for me, Andie Murphy had the jacket all that,
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So you had the jacket the samethe jacket from the first movie I
had for the second. The firstone he didn't really have a yeah at
Mumford. Yeah. The second onewas like the second one was classic.
That's the Blue, that's the babyBlue and Tan. I thought his last
movie was freaking fantastic, really goodin his little throwaway lines, like I
was just telling one of the peopleon the show here that I've watched it
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twice just to see the little thelittle nuke. It's of little Eddie Murphy
that you get that feels so good, like, so here's a here's your
little street credit. I grew upin Saint Louis, so I saw I
saw Raw being filmed in person.What I was sixteen seventeen Raw, Yeah,
person, I saw Raw in person. A lot of people don't notice
because I'm about to cut out.Yeah, because he did. It was
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two sets. He did too.That Raw is two specials merged into one.
Eddie did two and he merged it. And I know that because you
know, I'm friendly with the family, like Charlie Murphy took me on a
road when when I was nineteen,so Rich Rich was like, yeah,
man, I was actually two specialists, two specials that he did. The
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Weather Girls open for him. Thatwas a good show. Charlie Murphy sat
right there in that chair and usethat microphone. Charlie Murphy sat right here,
right here. Yes, wow man, and yeah man, of course,
brother, like you know, Ilook like him. Man. The
first time I met first time Imet Charlie, he was like, shit,
shoot, man, know you're sureyou're not related? Yeah? Man,
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you look like this man. Yougot you got the nose and all
of that. Man, the skincrispy around. Yeah, Lily, Lily
and shoot can I say the Bword? Yeah? Yeah Lily and the
bitches falling down the stairs again,the steps again. That was that was
delirious. That was deli larious onon raw. That's what he had to
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He was talking about the train trackand being cooked, the all the toys
being cooked. That's what was talkingabout. That's what he did. McDonald's
right, that's I know. Yeah, that's where he goes. Is that
the one say what is jus wherehe's like he's like, it's him,
it's him, Francisco, twenty fourhour wat just waiting for me, and
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they put as soon as I getoff, the will will be won't even
be a side to be a realfor it just being a top of him.
I'm reading this right, you hadright. So anything you say using
against you, you can see theweapons spread him Edie. I've never done
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it in front of him, butI mean it's it's it's crazy because Eddie
only sees the character that I doof him, like like a nutty professor.
Like when I met him, hewas like, he was like yeah,
man, he was like, yeah, I know you do voices.
And he say, but you knowwhen you do like me, you do
like like Donkey from Shraged, likethat's what you do. And I'm like
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really, And then Bobby Morning heis like, no, he does,
he does you perfectly. I'm like, Bobby, shout up. Man.
He's like, let me see youdo because you do that, Hercules.
Don't tell me, Hercules, that'smy do you dip into jay Z just
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for fun too, just with yourfriends, just kind of hanging out because
they gotta expect it. You knowwhat, man, my voice, my
voice is so similar to his,and uh kind of Will Smith's too.
So it's like, yeah, Ijust yeah, that is because uh,
you know vocal cords. You knowvocal cords, so you know, when
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you learn how to like manipulate them, uh in a different way, Uh,
you can make a lot of money. Like I have ask you to
do them in front of them,really do me, man? I said,
all right, Man, I'm gonnado you man Man crazy, we
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got there, Sidney, Pity doSidney. I was like, come on
now, He's like, no,do me for Sydney. I said,
I don't think that's gonna work.He's kind of he's older, like that
could your voice is really high energetic. I don't know. It could cause
me to have a stroke or something. You know. So what's your comedy
gold growing up? Like? Whatcould you? Your shows are so funny,
Eddie Man, it was it wasall I liked Eddie. I watched
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Chris, I watched Bernie Mack.I loved Robin Harris, Bernie Mack and
he's he should be on Mount Robinkids. Yeah yeah, look at my
look at my little bit. Isaid, you got a problem. You
gotta wait problem, can't wait toeat like you know. But he was
so quick you said Cedric, Yeah, is great. I love Cedric,
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all of those, all of them. Two thousand Kings of Comedy. I
watched that Kings of Comedy. Hetakes off running, you know. And
a lot of people don't give creditto this dude. But Ricky Smiley.
I watched a lot of Ricky Smilewhen I was a kid. Yeah,
man, and I used to hisprank calls. Would we would? My
parents would play those, and theyplay those in the car when we were
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coming back from Philadelphia because we usedto travel to Philadelphia. We had a
headquarters church whatever, you know whatI mean. We ain't Jehovah's witnesses,
but we had a court. Wehad a lot of churches, you know
what I mean. But we weain't in a cold churches. Okay,
you know what I'm saying. Wedidn't celebate birthdays and all, but it
was good. You're right, you'reright right, you're right right? Did
you Why are you bringing back?Painful? Man? We did celebrate Christmas
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so I was thirteen. Yeah,what do you do like when when all
your other friends are getting presents whenyou're five six seven, Like, what
do you do looking at them?Like heathens? That's all your heathen to
hell. Yeah, there was.There was like a brainwashed because the prior
general overseer of my church, likehe had a lot of coltish acts,
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you know what I mean. Andmy new reverend that came in, Bishop
and Megan came in any kind oferadicated all of that stuff. So you
said to your prior preacher, howabout Richard Pryor man, shoot man man.
I wish I could do that onthe Internet and on here. I
mean, shoot, get to thedirt. I'm censoring my stuff because I
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really want to say that word.But I really want to talk about some
boody but I can't but make thestallion right. I would not pull out
Godde it's crazy. The only otherperson, the only person ever done Richard
prior to that I've seen is EddieMurphy. He talked about taking the poop
and the pope sat on the toilet, right, and that water splash up
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and hit your ass. Right,you haven't been straining for like two hours
and a little pebble come out.You want to put your head up your
ass and say where's the rest?Oh? Yeah, I would have thrown
another one away that I feel maybeyou didn't turn out and maybe you didn't
do it. I was gonna say, Denzel, have you done Denzel?
Oh yeah, of course absolutely allthe time. You know I didn't.
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You know, I had to stopdoing it around my mom. She was
getting hot your faces. A.So you're in the Gladiator too, right,
Gladiator too. That's right, you'reoff with his head. Bring forth,
bring forth the tigers, Bring forththe lions, bring forth the death
bloodlust. I love it. You'regonna Diere's nothing. You're not going to
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survive this. I like to keepNew York New York. Nobody talk like
that back then. Okay, allright, now right, I'm putting chasers
on all. You're Gladiator. Youare sick talented man, you know,
yeah, you know. I Idon't know man Gane Wilder, but you
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know what broke you know, there'sjust like so many voiceom persons that I
do that people just like, yo, that's just crazy exactly. You just
picked it up, you got it, so I didn't have to say the
word dude. So it's got tobe spot on freaking crazy, you know.
Sebastian Man of Skalko, It's like, hey, j how you throwing
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it? You feel this a babyin the middle of the street. Wash
this baby? What's his parents?Where's his baby parents? Jesus Christ Trump,
that's a fun Well why do Trump? It's like, no, people
don't expect it because he because Inoticed some people that do them. But
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like when I absolutely go into itpositively. They tried to shoot me,
they did, but they missed.Many men wish to have upon me.
I'm like fifty cent Curtis Jackson.Come on, a rapper. I'm a
platinum artist. If I was aplatinum rapper, I'd be a platinum rapper
before I showed any records. I'dbe the greatest rapper ever created. Melania,
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Melania, come over here, bitch. How about how about Obama?
Well, I guess it is.I really think Joe Biden needs a step
down. What about this one?What about I know that's what you do
with you? It's just so amazing. It's amazing anyone that you've been trying
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to get that, like you feellike you're still working on or yeah,
of course, I mean there's acouple of I'm still working on Joe Button,
that one ain't ready yet. Igotta get that one. But usually
if I'm really in it. There'snot nobody. I can't do the hot
to a girl that she got onlyfans. Now I might subscribe, I'm
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just playing. I don't. Idon't do I don't go on only fans.
I've deleted my account. You cansubscribe to my main one though,
if you want. Just fordays,folks. These are great so people could
see you at Stand Upblive this weekendStand Up Live show tonight, two shows
tomorrow, and then I'm at DesertRidge on sundown. Right, okay,
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my favorite places in town right there, those two right there downtown in North
Scott stale O. Word, soyou got the best two James in town.
I mean I kind of do LebronJames what Bronni doesn't care like it's
whatever, Like I don't care,but he really doesn't give a f It
is so crazy. Bronnie is sogood at video games. Why is he
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He's six two His father is sixnine six eight. Yeah, I mean
he was. He wanted to callit duty competition. I'm like, son,
maybe eight points a game, He'llget better, But to have to
follow Lebron like yo, I wouldnever want to have a son that has
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to follow or do impressions because they'regoing to be trashed, Like that's why
Jordan's son didn't play basketball. Hejust said it is his best friend's wife.
That's what he wanted to Magic.That's a different win. That's a
different Magic son. Oh no,it's different. Yeah, it's very different.
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Yeah, that's a different community.It's a whole different community. Which
one, because he's got a lotof talking about the one that I think
it's the oldest one, the onethat he on, the one that's yeah,
the one that identifies Yeah, yeah, I don't do an impression.
Yeah, you probably shouldn't. No, No, I wasn't. Actually,
actually I said what about because wewere talking about athletes in there, and
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you said what about? It wasthat one? Was like he said,
my dad is great. I'm noteven gonna be a basket. I'm just
gonna put heels on it right walkaround. Well, listen, man,
it's very cool that you stop inand hang with that. No, you
gotta I got an appointment, man, Listen, man, I love anything
for Jason. What's that? What'sthat? What other? You have another
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movie coming up? Or anything?I actually do? Which one? I
have a movie coming out next monthwith the Jim Norton. What is it
that god dagon. I've done somany movies that come out check but let
me give you all the title.So yeah, it's like after this one,
there's three more dropping after this one, and this is all predecessing words.
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What's the biggest running on empty?Oh, what's the biggest one you
got coming out? I have amovie that I did with Meryl Streep,
Anderson Park and Ice Q animated onewith Gorvin Minsky that did parts of Caribbean.
Like he's like he's the one thatdirected it. So that's the biggest
one. I think that's that's comingout. By the way, you didn't
do Will Smith yet. Oh man, I didn't know I didn't do Will
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Smith. Oh man, we'll giveme a scenario. Hell, let's go
Will Smith talking about your Jim Mortonmovie coming out? Yeah, like just
that here here's the thing, LikeI think everybody should like see it because
like it's about death dates and ifyou actually knew when you were gonna die,
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yeah, you probably be busting alot. Yeah, I know I
have ever since that August situation.Yeah, your boy's out here on these
streets. You know what I'm saying. You know, because it's like it's
that thing where you know, I'min a relationship. You know, you
start like like separating from the personthat you signed a contract with, and
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then you gotta like learn how tospice it up. So like right now,
like our whole relationship me and Jadasis like chipotele, you know what
I'm saying. Oh yeah, look, August was extra guat it it out.
Man. I don't know, man, I just I don't know.
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Your body lag of changes when youdo that, Your shoulders change, everything
changes. Yeah, man, It'sit's charactery, bro. That's why I'm
like, yo, when I getin these bio pictures, like if I
play and I I'm playing a character, and I might have done them already.
I'm just letting you know, justgo through the just go to the
catalog. But if I play thispart, if it, if it's materializes,
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it's Oscar, it's Oscar. Youmean you mean like Jimmy Fox did
Ray Charles and as soon as yousaw the preview, it was like,
that's an Academy Award winner. Soyou're up for a role right now that
will be that even up. Imean, it's already did it when it
happens, I'm the guy, andthen there's another what I'm doing that's uh,
it could be you know, Uh, would you do a Harlem Knight's
remake for me? I think?Are you? I was just telling Peyton
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about that movie earlier, before weknew you were coming in here. I'm
twenty five. I'll be twenty sixin a couple of weeks. Oh great,
you're still gen z. Yeah.Every scene of that movie is gold,
don't you think? Every scene absolutely? Just like the one dude with
the single shot after they had justtell Jenna about that talk about Harlem Knights.
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So I talk about Harlem. Ilove Harlem, my favorite life.
The whole thing is you know Sunshineand why her name is Sunshine? Hey,
put your Mond on the phone.Never the phone. I'm never coming
home. I don't want I don'twant Booty. That good that's made me,
by the way my family. I'mwell done with Good Times. I
grew up watching Good Times and Icouldn't wave when that show came out.
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I mean, I've watched a coupleof first episodes. Who are you playing
Good Times? Uh? In theanimated animated one? Yeah, I'm I'm
I'm junior, We do you do? Can you do? JJ? And
and and James evantt and Florida?Different, But it's different different, it's
not a it's a contemporary version.So it's like it's JJ's grandchildren. That's
what it is. So JJ,JJ son and his grandchildren, that's what
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it's about. Still it's still inChicago. But if you if you're talking
about the environment of Chicago, whichis you know, the ghetto, it's
just a contemporary version of that.And they're and they're hopefully coming getting out
of it, you know. Butthat's what Good Times was. It's like
it's they were about to get outalways and something happened. Remember when they
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were about to go, James left, He went and worked, he was
he was somewhere else working and thenthey got that they got that message that
he passed away the machine out later. Yeah, that was that was a
budget cutting. That was no,no, he wanted more money and they
said, well you're done. AndI was like, well, I mean
I find this as an adult now, but I was like dang, because
you know he was in you know, coming to America. I thought he
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really died. You know. Iwas a kid that Janet Jackson episode where
Penny and he got burned in theiron Oh man, she would get burned
and then the mamit traumatized, WLAadopted her said, yeaha Wallona was the
better one, so it ain't reallythat phn You know, I got hit
with the ironing board, so finewith me. Did you watch What's Happening?
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Yeah, hey, hey, hey, yeah, what's happening Roger?
It was he run and Waite wouldbe like, yeah, he'd be pop
locking he passed away. Run everybodythat was into that show, everybody's passing
and came back to What's Happening nowlater. I didn't even see a sequel.
I did nothing but watch TV.Started Shirley. Remember Shirley, she
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ran the deli? Yeah yeah,but you know Norman didn't Norman ly do
that one. I tink so too. He did a bunch of stuff.
I just went to his uh.I just went to his celebration of life,
because you know, he passed ayear ago, but they had a
ceremony kind of celebrating his life,and I was like, last was the
last month. But he worked atthe end though too. He had over
one hundred shows. He had onehundred and twenty shows on television. I
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didn't even Yes, I watched thatred Fox dummy fred g s dummy,
Elizabeth. I'm this is a bigone. That's it. Red Fox sounds
just like airy spears. Now airryspear. Nobody does airy spears. Oppression.
Shout out to him. I gothis you know what I'm saying.
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It's like, yo man, yoman, like I do jay Z Man,
jay Z is the best man.Yo man for real. Hey women,
man, stop putting them bonnets onyour head. Man. I'm like,
well, yeah, you should stop. Whatever about Chappelle. He hit
Chappelle. Of course, what Chappelledo you want? Which one? Which
one do you want? That's theone? Now you want one? Now?
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I like one? Now? Ohman, I mean it's it's crazy
Chappelle. Now like this. It'slike Chappelle now has this thing. Baby.
It's real deep, son, it'sreal deep. It's a smoker like
I smoke, bitches. That's whatI do, Son, I smoke everything
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except for crack. Oh I doold old Chappelle. Old Chapelle's up here,
Son is like Olchapelle talks like this. It says a baby, a
man, turn around. Baby.It's not worth it. It's like I'm
selling drunk. When you're at SNL, Who's like, like, who's this
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most fun celebrities? Like they werejust kind of like down for whatever you
want to know. It was themost fun celebrity L for me. I
got to Kery Washington was up foranything, even though everybody's everybody's on the
other side. Drake really Drake metoo, man, Yeah, Kings of
Lamar never flew me to France.Drake did, bro, what are you
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doing here? Bro? Like likebro like like come out, man,
Like you're just chilling here, likecome out to my show. I feel
like a chick. Though he flewhe flew me out. But it wasn't
just me. It was me andmy friends, So you know what I
mean. If it was just justme, I would have felt like a
hope. Yeah. And it wasn'tFrance. It was actually Manchester. Because
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I was in London and I raninto this random promoter and he was talking
about DJ who Kids Show and hewas like, yo, man, yo
man, DJ who Kid Shows.He's this kid that does all these voices.
I said Jay Farrell. He waslike yeah, I said hi.
So it takes me to the cluband Rihanna and Drake are there and I
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saw Rihanna, of course a lovelyRihanna. Oh my god, what are
you doing here? And Drake waslike, dude, bro, what are
you doing here? Bro? Itwas like, hey man, I gotta
show in Manchester, like you shouldcome out. And I was like,
well, I kind of got likehotel, dude, I'll fly you out
by my friends. I'll fly themout too, Like I love Canadians.
I was like, yes, let'sgo went to the show, chill with
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him. He gets us a tourbus. It was a bus just full
of full of full of English potentials. It was it was a great night.
Uh. Now we stayed in thatNow the hotel we stayed it was
a holiday and express. But youknow, whatever did you fly in his
jet? It was his jet.It was just a he flewent commercial.
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You gotta go. I need allyour friends names, your friend's name.
Yeah, how about Kanye? Youever met Kanye? Of course you ever
do him? I never did himto his face, but you know,
Kanye had a problem with me doingit, doing it at an award show.
He was like, you know what, bro, like you know,
like, I like what you did. But let me just let me like
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introduce you, bro to the guythat people are like talking about. Bro,
Like both of my parents are blackpanthers. Bro. Yeah, And
then he gets the next day youcan check this out, go like Made
in America twenty fourteen. Kanye Westgets on the stage. It was fourteen.
He gets on the stage, He'slike, they saying Kanye is the
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bad guy. And then he goesyou know, because a lot of people
just be talking a lot of smack. You know. I called Jay Ferrell
right after the MTV I at.He was like, and I told him,
you know, I just you know, I like your show. I
like your impression. But let metell you where I came from. So
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we're not gonna do is. We'renot gonna have the people who are in
the media impersonating the people who getcosts change. And then he goes back.
They say Kanye is not I'm soserious. I might take but Kanye,
when I saw him in person,I was at the s n L
forty IF and it's crazy at thefiftieth this year about to go back.
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I got the invitation. It's insane, right, and that's all that's all
people love. There's no, likelike no, I mean like us see
you'll see fifties, You'll see allthese celebrities come to it. There's gonna
be so many celebrities there. ButI'm there. It's me and Michael Jay,
you know what I mean. Andwe're at the after party talking to
Kanye and I could tell he's notlistening, and he just goes, Okay,
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me and Kim are gonna go.Me and Kim are gonna go f
goodbye. And I was like,oh, well, we didn't need to
know that you know about it becauseI didn't watch the ray J tape.
But no, Tyan Cap, yousaid it's great, like it was a
great, Yo, it's great.I feel like I saw you on the
video of the after party where Princecame in. I was there, you
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were there, I was there.You know, its crazy man. Prince
was dope, but I didn't Ididn't get a chance to meet him.
Like he was. Prince was likea unicorn, you know what I'm saying.
Like seriously, when you when you'renear him, like rainbows are just
in the sky and stuff. SoI'm like ten feet away from him and
it's five foot two dude with heels, so he's five eight. I didn't
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want I'm like yo, I said, Yo, I'm frozen. I can't
say nothing as I'm going to walk. That's when he starts leaving, right
and then he performs at the afterparty. I didn't say nothing. And
then he passes away the next year, and I was like yo. He
was the closest thing to Michael Jackson. I knew I wasn't gonna meet him.
By the time I started popping,he was already croaked. He was
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out of here, you know.But Prince was the next one, and
I didn't. I always regret notsaying something because there were never be anybody.
But what if, what if itwas a shutdown, because it's likely
that you weren't gonna get the youknow, the same kind of reaction Prince
Prince could shut me down, getaway from me, bitch. I would
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have been cool with it, man. But I guess the closest person and
and shout out to him because I'mcool, you know. I mean it's
Chris Brown and you know we boys, yeah, so talented. He's so
cool, man. I love ChrisMan. We're both from Virginia to so
you know, we got that hTrey song. I don't know what the
hell he is, you know.I mean he's somewhere around which one of
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y'all. I gotta get a houselike his with like secret little secret button.
He got secret buttons and stuff fromChris Brown. Chris Brown, he
got some. He's got a man. He's got like the bat cave and
stuff. What can you do,Chris Brown, God needs you, Boo.
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I can sing. He kind oftalks a little. He got a
little little twang up here. Yeah, yeah, I got him a little
bit. But I never really Ising. I'll do the sing like him.
I sing like him, but hisinterview voice, I don't really Jimmie
Fox, hey man with the fizzle, with the feezy, Hey man,
you got a lot of talent.Man, Hey Kanye, Hey, look
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so song with Floyd Maywell. It'sKanye West right here, walk in And
I was like, hey, we'regetting buff I can do that too,
Jimmy Fox colors. He said,I'm in the house like down like gravity
in the house like furniture. Hesays. It's cool. He's a cool
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dude. Man, he's a cooland it's crazy now like he's got shizam,
I've got quiz with Balls. It'son Fox. Like the first show
I had when I was off Sand L. He produced it, James
Fox. Now I'm on Family Guy. I'm on the Simpsons, and I
got all of this is on theFox network. I am I'm mad characters,
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I'm right up there. I'm aI'm a producer on that show.
And also I got a few characters. I got Moses, I've got uh
got Brick Baker, and I meana lot of impressions and stuff. But
I'm a writer. I think FamilyGuy is one of the greatest shows in
the history of tellisience. If itwasn't for Family Guy, I don't think
my kids would have this great senseof humor that they have, because you
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know, nowadays you gotta be cancelculture and be careful as a parent.
I'm trying to do that, andthank god these off South Parking Family Guy
Park. I remember I forgot Idid those impressions. I used to do
that back in the day. Pathyou expect my thought time like I used
to do that back in the day. But that's the Simpsons too. I'm
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that too. However, Drederick Tatumon The Simpsons, the Mike Tyson character
so I'm him on there now becauseof appropriation. We don't care. Nobody.
Nobody is a cartoon right there.You can't play a black guy.
And we didn't. Black people didn'tcare. Okay, I can ask did
we care? We didn't care.We didn't give it. Damn. We
thought y'all were doing too much.But I'll take the check. So are
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you doing Family Guys? They stillfilm making Family Guys. They're still making
it. But you know, we'reon a summer break right now, so
you go back like in September,just start writing the late August. Yeah,
that show is so amazing. AndI like them too, man that
you know, shout out to Richardpel and Alec Man. They work on
my schedule. Uh So they're like, yo, if you can just come
half and write with it and thendo your road stuff, will work with
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you. Alex what's his last name? I was sulking, Yeah, dude,
I follow him on Twitter. Freakinghilarious. He's hilarious. He's like
a head writer for them or something. Yeah, I like trying to throw
me. He didn't know his lastname. I was like, no,
I just can't remember. Yeah,all right now now now we have to
go really you have to go?Yeah, oh man, I mean pleasure.
(31:00):
Well you guys just say I haveto go. We got what time
is it? Yeah, it's time. It's eleven, No, it's eleven,
right, it's ten fifty. What'sgoing on out there? That's a
Microsoft clost You couldn't get batteries.That's insane. Yeah, that's it.
That's okay. No, it's likeit's supposed to be like this clock that
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you don't need batteries for, andit's like supposed to be said today.
It's never been right. It's neverbeen right. Forget it. Let's not
go, let's let's keep going.No, no, no, let me
throw other people your way. Yeah, due time cruise. Well you know
wait wait wait it's uh like youmission impossible. I just want to great
films evers. Just I'm just theguy. Yeah, curveballs, you got
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do the Dad from Friday? Ohman, yeah, buddy, ridiculous.
Get bang bang bang, we're gonnaget We're gonna get some hot sauce and
my shash and put it on.Not but read those baby, and I
like I like, I like bigbodies. I'm talking about big clap clip.
They got to me to be fourpoint two on the sasmic skill.
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Yeah, man, unbelievable. Boyis your boy is here? What we're
doing? Are you still talking topeople? Start in our life like like
we did when you left sound inour life because you wanted to go do
something else, right, yeah,of course. And what was like the
balls? You said, quiz balls? What's the ball? The ball?
And it's new? Right, it'snew. Okay, what's the what's the
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concept of that? It's like afamily few cross with white out that we
should go on that. Yeah,we go on that show. Hello,
onside, I think we're gonna doit. We're gonna start doing uh,
I think we're gonna do a celebrityedition. We don't care for that.
If you just say marketing, ifyou did radio shows against radio shows,
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you'd be getting NonStop talking about that. Please, like us, I need
to be on the reality show,which exception me and John Jay. We
got a good looking show day.Hey, yeah, the wipeout segment.
I'm gonna get back in the gym. Please. I know we'll try.
They've already they already see it.You know. If we're gonna win,
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we're gonna be the champions. Ofcourse, about your throat. What about
Grady from Sandford and said, Idon't even Hey, I watched it a
couple of times. Deep. Whatabout as Ghosts? Power? Oh I
(33:40):
don't. I don't watch Power.Sorrybody else it makes me person who hasn't.
That's a shame. I'm sorry.I've seen two episodes. Come on,
what do you watch? What areyour shows right now? You like
watching watching games? Is about tobe boring? Yeah? House of Dragon?
Yeah, I'm all full CD.I did not see all of the
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original Game of Thrones. I didn't. It's so much better the original.
Yeah. More craziness, yeah,like more people, more people that you
love on the show. Get killedyou with my wang? Yes, yes,
there's a lot of that. Jayfirst of his name, like when
they do the intro. You needone of those when you come out.
Comedy club? Was the textor ofthe Realm? Was it Targarian? And
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what's the other thing? The Houseof Hilarious? Hilarious? Yeah? How's
it? I don't know what areyour parents still around? Of course?
Are they like but blown away byyour success? I mean do they go
just mom? It was like hewas like, I'm glad you found something,
you know, but like like DavidSpade grew up here and his mom
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works at a dog shelter up north, and she makes him come do appearances
at the dog shelter. Does yourmom ever say I need you to call
the baby? Do me favorite callsomebody as jay Z or my dad does
that, but my mom doesn't dothat. My dad will be around people.
He'd be like, hey, Ihave Rock on the phone. I'm
like a lot of people. Isnot really Barock. It's gonna be me
doing an impression of them. Haveyou met Barrock? Of course? Have
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you? And you've done You've doneit? And what's he saying? Well,
that's pretty good. I mean younow just like I do. Now
you're gonna be the president and I'mgonna uh redie my hair. I went
from Jet Black to Cisco and FordMan. My neck hurts were look at
it from laughing and look at it. Very talented. J Far you got,
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you got shows to stand up liveand then where You're tomorrow doesn't ride
Sunday stand up Live Tonight, oneshow tonight, two shows tomorrow, one
show a desert Ridge on Sunday.Okay, going back, Where's home?
Los Angeles? I mean, Imean what you want to address you know,
but I didn't know if you're likeyou're like Mark Wahlberg moved to Vegas.
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You do Mark Wahlberg. You know, I don't really do Mark Wahlberg,
but I guess I could. It'snot that hard to do them like
you. Just you's gotta sound likeyou to breath all the time. Feels
like he's working out. Well,now that you say that, when you
tell us the secret to do itand you sound you're right right, all
right, man, thank you.Now this is the fifth time I said
about you. I think you youcan't be a record for you're pretty much
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a black person. Now we saybye seventeen times. We'll be at the
party. Yeah, I'm leaving anhour later, you're still here, you
know, people up? Yeah,man, later, but yeah, thank
you so much, thank you.Maybe we get a couple of pictures with
you. Yeah, all right,we'll just live. I'll taped it.
We have to bleep, you knowwhat. We're just playing back after you've
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done your shows. See you seejob security, if there's jobs, test
it out.
Broad guessing live across the world rightnow. This is the John Jay and
Rich radio program that has been alot of Yeah, we could probably make
a human if we had the rightI don't think you want to. Comedian
(00:23):
Jay Ferris in the studio right now, he's you know, yeah, we
see it definitely. But you're ayou're a hard working person. I saw
you across the hall on the onthe TV station, like, wait,
what point because you've you've enjoyed alot of success to you know, get
up at you know, dark o'clockin the morning and then like really do
(00:44):
your show and then have to goback and do a full show. Well,
you know the stand up wise,stand up wise, sometimes I don't
know what I'm gonna say. Istart so I can. That's just that's
that's new when I get on television, that's new. So it's all freestyle.
So it's all good. Yeah,are you in town because of the
n B W n B A thing, you're not going I expect everybody to
(01:10):
be at my shows because that's goingit's the same time going got it all
wrong. The Ulster game is herebecause sometimes they have the celebrities go like
maybe you'll go sit in the frontrow before your show. Now, hey,
he's in a couple of movies.I think that I know that you
love I believe sing. Oh mygosh, such a good all the sing
movies, all the sing movies.You know who I am in that movie?
(01:32):
I don't. Who are you in? Sane? I'm Tory Kelly's grandfather?
You are? That was just meimpersonate my grandfather. So how does
that rule come to you? Howdo they find you for that? Well?
(01:55):
I have agents nod Like, dothey say, Hey, you're gonna
be Mina's grand She's an elephant.You're gonna be your elephant grandpa? Go
with that? It was the Itwas the director had approached me back like
twenty fourteen, and then it justit just happened. But is your grandpa
character that you've done in the past. I have impersonated him to my family,
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but I had never done it onSNL, on screen or anything.
Really did he get it? Doeshe? Is he still with us?
Or he didn't get a chance tosee the movie? You know? You
know, I think we grew upwatching a lot of the same things.
Like I know, you're probably asexcited as I was when the New Beverly
Hills Cop came. Yeah for me, Andie Murphy had the jacket all that,
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So you had the jacket the samethe jacket from the first movie I
had for the second. The firstone he didn't really have a yeah at
Mumford. Yeah. The second onewas like the second one was classic.
That's the Blue, that's the babyBlue and Tan. I thought his last
movie was freaking fantastic, really goodin his little throwaway lines, like I
was just telling one of the peopleon the show here that I've watched it
(03:00):
twice just to see the little thelittle nuke. It's of little Eddie Murphy
that you get that feels so good, like, so here's a here's your
little street credit. I grew upin Saint Louis, so I saw I
saw Raw being filmed in person.What I was sixteen seventeen Raw, Yeah,
person, I saw Raw in person. A lot of people don't notice
because I'm about to cut out.Yeah, because he did. It was
(03:22):
two sets. He did too.That Raw is two specials merged into one.
Eddie did two and he merged it. And I know that because you
know, I'm friendly with the family, like Charlie Murphy took me on a
road when when I was nineteen,so Rich Rich was like, yeah,
man, I was actually two specialists, two specials that he did. The
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Weather Girls open for him. Thatwas a good show. Charlie Murphy sat
right there in that chair and usethat microphone. Charlie Murphy sat right here,
right here. Yes, wow man, and yeah man, of course,
brother, like you know, Ilook like him. Man. The
first time I met first time Imet Charlie, he was like, shit,
shoot, man, know you're sureyou're not related? Yeah? Man,
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you look like this man. Yougot you got the nose and all
of that. Man, the skincrispy around. Yeah, Lily, Lily
and shoot can I say the Bword? Yeah? Yeah Lily and the
bitches falling down the stairs again,the steps again. That was that was
delirious. That was deli larious onon raw. That's what he had to
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He was talking about the train trackand being cooked, the all the toys
being cooked. That's what was talkingabout. That's what he did. McDonald's
right, that's I know. Yeah, that's where he goes. Is that
the one say what is jus wherehe's like he's like, it's him,
it's him, Francisco, twenty fourhour wat just waiting for me, and
(04:55):
they put as soon as I getoff, the will will be won't even
be a side to be a realfor it just being a top of him.
I'm reading this right, you hadright. So anything you say using
against you, you can see theweapons spread him Edie. I've never done
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it in front of him, butI mean it's it's it's crazy because Eddie
only sees the character that I doof him, like like a nutty professor.
Like when I met him, hewas like, he was like yeah,
man, he was like, yeah, I know you do voices.
And he say, but you knowwhen you do like me, you do
like like Donkey from Shraged, likethat's what you do. And I'm like
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really, And then Bobby Morning heis like, no, he does,
he does you perfectly. I'm like, Bobby, shout up. Man.
He's like, let me see youdo because you do that, Hercules.
Don't tell me, Hercules, that'smy do you dip into jay Z just
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for fun too, just with yourfriends, just kind of hanging out because
they gotta expect it. You knowwhat, man, my voice, my
voice is so similar to his,and uh kind of Will Smith's too.
So it's like, yeah, Ijust yeah, that is because uh,
you know vocal cords. You knowvocal cords, so you know, when
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you learn how to like manipulate them, uh in a different way, Uh,
you can make a lot of money. Like I have ask you to
do them in front of them,really do me, man? I said,
all right, Man, I'm gonnado you man Man crazy, we
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got there, Sidney, Pity doSidney. I was like, come on
now, He's like, no,do me for Sydney. I said,
I don't think that's gonna work.He's kind of he's older, like that
could your voice is really high energetic. I don't know. It could cause
me to have a stroke or something. You know. So what's your comedy
gold growing up? Like? Whatcould you? Your shows are so funny,
Eddie Man, it was it wasall I liked Eddie. I watched
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Chris, I watched Bernie Mack.I loved Robin Harris, Bernie Mack and
he's he should be on Mount Robinkids. Yeah yeah, look at my
look at my little bit. Isaid, you got a problem. You
gotta wait problem, can't wait toeat like you know. But he was
so quick you said Cedric, Yeah, is great. I love Cedric,
(07:38):
all of those, all of them. Two thousand Kings of Comedy. I
watched that Kings of Comedy. Hetakes off running, you know. And
a lot of people don't give creditto this dude. But Ricky Smiley.
I watched a lot of Ricky Smilewhen I was a kid. Yeah,
man, and I used to hisprank calls. Would we would? My
parents would play those, and theyplay those in the car when we were
(08:00):
coming back from Philadelphia because we usedto travel to Philadelphia. We had a
headquarters church whatever, you know whatI mean. We ain't Jehovah's witnesses,
but we had a court. Wehad a lot of churches, you know
what I mean. But we weain't in a cold churches. Okay,
you know what I'm saying. Wedidn't celebate birthdays and all, but it
was good. You're right, you'reright right, you're right right? Did
you Why are you bringing back?Painful? Man? We did celebrate Christmas
(08:24):
so I was thirteen. Yeah,what do you do like when when all
your other friends are getting presents whenyou're five six seven, Like, what
do you do looking at them?Like heathens? That's all your heathen to
hell. Yeah, there was.There was like a brainwashed because the prior
general overseer of my church, likehe had a lot of coltish acts,
(08:46):
you know what I mean. Andmy new reverend that came in, Bishop
and Megan came in any kind oferadicated all of that stuff. So you
said to your prior preacher, howabout Richard Pryor man, shoot man man.
I wish I could do that onthe Internet and on here. I
mean, shoot, get to thedirt. I'm censoring my stuff because I
(09:09):
really want to say that word.But I really want to talk about some
boody but I can't but make thestallion right. I would not pull out
Godde it's crazy. The only otherperson, the only person ever done Richard
prior to that I've seen is EddieMurphy. He talked about taking the poop
and the pope sat on the toilet, right, and that water splash up
(09:33):
and hit your ass. Right,you haven't been straining for like two hours
and a little pebble come out.You want to put your head up your
ass and say where's the rest?Oh? Yeah, I would have thrown
another one away that I feel maybeyou didn't turn out and maybe you didn't
do it. I was gonna say, Denzel, have you done Denzel?
Oh yeah, of course absolutely allthe time. You know I didn't.
(09:54):
You know, I had to stopdoing it around my mom. She was
getting hot your faces. A.So you're in the Gladiator too, right,
Gladiator too. That's right, you'reoff with his head. Bring forth,
bring forth the tigers, Bring forththe lions, bring forth the death
bloodlust. I love it. You'regonna Diere's nothing. You're not going to
(10:18):
survive this. I like to keepNew York New York. Nobody talk like
that back then. Okay, allright, now right, I'm putting chasers
on all. You're Gladiator. Youare sick talented man, you know,
yeah, you know. I Idon't know man Gane Wilder, but you
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know what broke you know, there'sjust like so many voiceom persons that I
do that people just like, yo, that's just crazy exactly. You just
picked it up, you got it, so I didn't have to say the
word dude. So it's got tobe spot on freaking crazy, you know.
Sebastian Man of Skalko, It's like, hey, j how you throwing
(11:05):
it? You feel this a babyin the middle of the street. Wash
this baby? What's his parents?Where's his baby parents? Jesus Christ Trump,
that's a fun Well why do Trump? It's like, no, people
don't expect it because he because Inoticed some people that do them. But
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like when I absolutely go into itpositively. They tried to shoot me,
they did, but they missed.Many men wish to have upon me.
I'm like fifty cent Curtis Jackson.Come on, a rapper. I'm a
platinum artist. If I was aplatinum rapper, I'd be a platinum rapper
before I showed any records. I'dbe the greatest rapper ever created. Melania,
(11:52):
Melania, come over here, bitch. How about how about Obama?
Well, I guess it is.I really think Joe Biden needs a step
down. What about this one?What about I know that's what you do
with you? It's just so amazing. It's amazing anyone that you've been trying
(12:15):
to get that, like you feellike you're still working on or yeah,
of course, I mean there's acouple of I'm still working on Joe Button,
that one ain't ready yet. Igotta get that one. But usually
if I'm really in it. There'snot nobody. I can't do the hot
to a girl that she got onlyfans. Now I might subscribe, I'm
(12:39):
just playing. I don't. Idon't do I don't go on only fans.
I've deleted my account. You cansubscribe to my main one though,
if you want. Just fordays,folks. These are great so people could
see you at Stand Upblive this weekendStand Up Live show tonight, two shows
tomorrow, and then I'm at DesertRidge on sundown. Right, okay,
(13:00):
my favorite places in town right there, those two right there downtown in North
Scott stale O. Word, soyou got the best two James in town.
I mean I kind of do LebronJames what Bronni doesn't care like it's
whatever, Like I don't care,but he really doesn't give a f It
is so crazy. Bronnie is sogood at video games. Why is he
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He's six two His father is sixnine six eight. Yeah, I mean
he was. He wanted to callit duty competition. I'm like, son,
maybe eight points a game, He'llget better, But to have to
follow Lebron like yo, I wouldnever want to have a son that has
(13:46):
to follow or do impressions because they'regoing to be trashed, Like that's why
Jordan's son didn't play basketball. Hejust said it is his best friend's wife.
That's what he wanted to Magic.That's a different win. That's a
different Magic son. Oh no,it's different. Yeah, it's very different.
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Yeah, that's a different community.It's a whole different community. Which
one, because he's got a lotof talking about the one that I think
it's the oldest one, the onethat he on, the one that's yeah,
the one that identifies Yeah, yeah, I don't do an impression.
Yeah, you probably shouldn't. No, No, I wasn't. Actually,
actually I said what about because wewere talking about athletes in there, and
(14:30):
you said what about? It wasthat one? Was like he said,
my dad is great. I'm noteven gonna be a basket. I'm just
gonna put heels on it right walkaround. Well, listen, man,
it's very cool that you stop inand hang with that. No, you
gotta I got an appointment, man, Listen, man, I love anything
for Jason. What's that? What'sthat? What other? You have another
(14:52):
movie coming up? Or anything?I actually do? Which one? I
have a movie coming out next monthwith the Jim Norton. What is it
that god dagon. I've done somany movies that come out check but let
me give you all the title.So yeah, it's like after this one,
there's three more dropping after this one, and this is all predecessing words.
(15:13):
What's the biggest running on empty?Oh, what's the biggest one you
got coming out? I have amovie that I did with Meryl Streep,
Anderson Park and Ice Q animated onewith Gorvin Minsky that did parts of Caribbean.
Like he's like he's the one thatdirected it. So that's the biggest
one. I think that's that's comingout. By the way, you didn't
do Will Smith yet. Oh man, I didn't know I didn't do Will
(15:35):
Smith. Oh man, we'll giveme a scenario. Hell, let's go
Will Smith talking about your Jim Mortonmovie coming out? Yeah, like just
that here here's the thing, LikeI think everybody should like see it because
like it's about death dates and ifyou actually knew when you were gonna die,
(15:58):
yeah, you probably be busting alot. Yeah, I know I
have ever since that August situation.Yeah, your boy's out here on these
streets. You know what I'm saying. You know, because it's like it's
that thing where you know, I'min a relationship. You know, you
start like like separating from the personthat you signed a contract with, and
(16:22):
then you gotta like learn how tospice it up. So like right now,
like our whole relationship me and Jadasis like chipotele, you know what
I'm saying. Oh yeah, look, August was extra guat it it out.
Man. I don't know, man, I just I don't know.
(16:45):
Your body lag of changes when youdo that, Your shoulders change, everything
changes. Yeah, man, It'sit's charactery, bro. That's why I'm
like, yo, when I getin these bio pictures, like if I
play and I I'm playing a character, and I might have done them already.
I'm just letting you know, justgo through the just go to the
catalog. But if I play thispart, if it, if it's materializes,
(17:11):
it's Oscar, it's Oscar. Youmean you mean like Jimmy Fox did
Ray Charles and as soon as yousaw the preview, it was like,
that's an Academy Award winner. Soyou're up for a role right now that
will be that even up. Imean, it's already did it when it
happens, I'm the guy, andthen there's another what I'm doing that's uh,
it could be you know, Uh, would you do a Harlem Knight's
remake for me? I think?Are you? I was just telling Peyton
(17:34):
about that movie earlier, before weknew you were coming in here. I'm
twenty five. I'll be twenty sixin a couple of weeks. Oh great,
you're still gen z. Yeah.Every scene of that movie is gold,
don't you think? Every scene absolutely? Just like the one dude with
the single shot after they had justtell Jenna about that talk about Harlem Knights.
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So I talk about Harlem. Ilove Harlem, my favorite life.
The whole thing is you know Sunshineand why her name is Sunshine? Hey,
put your Mond on the phone.Never the phone. I'm never coming
home. I don't want I don'twant Booty. That good that's made me,
by the way my family. I'mwell done with Good Times. I
grew up watching Good Times and Icouldn't wave when that show came out.
(18:15):
I mean, I've watched a coupleof first episodes. Who are you playing
Good Times? Uh? In theanimated animated one? Yeah, I'm I'm
I'm junior, We do you do? Can you do? JJ? And
and and James evantt and Florida?Different, But it's different different, it's
not a it's a contemporary version.So it's like it's JJ's grandchildren. That's
what it is. So JJ,JJ son and his grandchildren, that's what
(18:37):
it's about. Still it's still inChicago. But if you if you're talking
about the environment of Chicago, whichis you know, the ghetto, it's
just a contemporary version of that.And they're and they're hopefully coming getting out
of it, you know. Butthat's what Good Times was. It's like
it's they were about to get outalways and something happened. Remember when they
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were about to go, James left, He went and worked, he was
he was somewhere else working and thenthey got that they got that message that
he passed away the machine out later. Yeah, that was that was a
budget cutting. That was no,no, he wanted more money and they
said, well you're done. AndI was like, well, I mean
I find this as an adult now, but I was like dang, because
you know he was in you know, coming to America. I thought he
(19:19):
really died. You know. Iwas a kid that Janet Jackson episode where
Penny and he got burned in theiron Oh man, she would get burned
and then the mamit traumatized, WLAadopted her said, yeaha Wallona was the
better one, so it ain't reallythat phn You know, I got hit
with the ironing board, so finewith me. Did you watch What's Happening?
(19:41):
Yeah, hey, hey, hey, yeah, what's happening Roger?
It was he run and Waite wouldbe like, yeah, he'd be pop
locking he passed away. Run everybodythat was into that show, everybody's passing
and came back to What's Happening nowlater. I didn't even see a sequel.
I did nothing but watch TV.Started Shirley. Remember Shirley, she
(20:03):
ran the deli? Yeah yeah,but you know Norman didn't Norman ly do
that one. I tink so too. He did a bunch of stuff.
I just went to his uh.I just went to his celebration of life,
because you know, he passed ayear ago, but they had a
ceremony kind of celebrating his life,and I was like, last was the
last month. But he worked atthe end though too. He had over
one hundred shows. He had onehundred and twenty shows on television. I
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didn't even Yes, I watched thatred Fox dummy fred g s dummy,
Elizabeth. I'm this is a bigone. That's it. Red Fox sounds
just like airy spears. Now airryspear. Nobody does airy spears. Oppression.
Shout out to him. I gothis you know what I'm saying.
(20:45):
It's like, yo man, yoman, like I do jay Z Man,
jay Z is the best man.Yo man for real. Hey women,
man, stop putting them bonnets onyour head. Man. I'm like,
well, yeah, you should stop. Whatever about Chappelle. He hit
Chappelle. Of course, what Chappelledo you want? Which one? Which
one do you want? That's theone? Now you want one? Now?
(21:07):
I like one? Now? Ohman, I mean it's it's crazy
Chappelle. Now like this. It'slike Chappelle now has this thing. Baby.
It's real deep, son, it'sreal deep. It's a smoker like
I smoke, bitches. That's whatI do, Son, I smoke everything
(21:27):
except for crack. Oh I doold old Chappelle. Old Chapelle's up here,
Son is like Olchapelle talks like this. It says a baby, a
man, turn around. Baby.It's not worth it. It's like I'm
selling drunk. When you're at SNL, Who's like, like, who's this
(21:56):
most fun celebrities? Like they werejust kind of like down for whatever you
want to know. It was themost fun celebrity L for me. I
got to Kery Washington was up foranything, even though everybody's everybody's on the
other side. Drake really Drake metoo, man, Yeah, Kings of
Lamar never flew me to France.Drake did, bro, what are you
(22:22):
doing here? Bro? Like likebro like like come out, man,
Like you're just chilling here, likecome out to my show. I feel
like a chick. Though he flewhe flew me out. But it wasn't
just me. It was me andmy friends, So you know what I
mean. If it was just justme, I would have felt like a
hope. Yeah. And it wasn'tFrance. It was actually Manchester. Because
(22:47):
I was in London and I raninto this random promoter and he was talking
about DJ who Kids Show and hewas like, yo, man, yo
man, DJ who Kid Shows.He's this kid that does all these voices.
I said Jay Farrell. He waslike yeah, I said hi.
So it takes me to the cluband Rihanna and Drake are there and I
(23:11):
saw Rihanna, of course a lovelyRihanna. Oh my god, what are
you doing here? And Drake waslike, dude, bro, what are
you doing here? Bro? Itwas like, hey man, I gotta
show in Manchester, like you shouldcome out. And I was like,
well, I kind of got likehotel, dude, I'll fly you out
by my friends. I'll fly themout too, Like I love Canadians.
I was like, yes, let'sgo went to the show, chill with
(23:33):
him. He gets us a tourbus. It was a bus just full
of full of full of English potentials. It was it was a great night.
Uh. Now we stayed in thatNow the hotel we stayed it was
a holiday and express. But youknow, whatever did you fly in his
jet? It was his jet.It was just a he flewent commercial.
(23:55):
You gotta go. I need allyour friends names, your friend's name.
Yeah, how about Kanye? Youever met Kanye? Of course you ever
do him? I never did himto his face, but you know,
Kanye had a problem with me doingit, doing it at an award show.
He was like, you know what, bro, like you know,
like, I like what you did. But let me just let me like
(24:17):
introduce you, bro to the guythat people are like talking about. Bro,
Like both of my parents are blackpanthers. Bro. Yeah, And
then he gets the next day youcan check this out, go like Made
in America twenty fourteen. Kanye Westgets on the stage. It was fourteen.
He gets on the stage, He'slike, they saying Kanye is the
(24:38):
bad guy. And then he goesyou know, because a lot of people
just be talking a lot of smack. You know. I called Jay Ferrell
right after the MTV I at.He was like, and I told him,
you know, I just you know, I like your show. I
like your impression. But let metell you where I came from. So
(25:00):
we're not gonna do is. We'renot gonna have the people who are in
the media impersonating the people who getcosts change. And then he goes back.
They say Kanye is not I'm soserious. I might take but Kanye,
when I saw him in person,I was at the s n L
forty IF and it's crazy at thefiftieth this year about to go back.
(25:22):
I got the invitation. It's insane, right, and that's all that's all
people love. There's no, likelike no, I mean like us see
you'll see fifties, You'll see allthese celebrities come to it. There's gonna
be so many celebrities there. ButI'm there. It's me and Michael Jay,
you know what I mean. Andwe're at the after party talking to
Kanye and I could tell he's notlistening, and he just goes, Okay,
(25:45):
me and Kim are gonna go.Me and Kim are gonna go f
goodbye. And I was like,oh, well, we didn't need to
know that you know about it becauseI didn't watch the ray J tape.
But no, Tyan Cap, yousaid it's great, like it was a
great, Yo, it's great.I feel like I saw you on the
video of the after party where Princecame in. I was there, you
(26:07):
were there, I was there.You know, its crazy man. Prince
was dope, but I didn't Ididn't get a chance to meet him.
Like he was. Prince was likea unicorn, you know what I'm saying.
Like seriously, when you when you'renear him, like rainbows are just
in the sky and stuff. SoI'm like ten feet away from him and
it's five foot two dude with heels, so he's five eight. I didn't
(26:30):
want I'm like yo, I said, Yo, I'm frozen. I can't
say nothing as I'm going to walk. That's when he starts leaving, right
and then he performs at the afterparty. I didn't say nothing. And
then he passes away the next year, and I was like yo. He
was the closest thing to Michael Jackson. I knew I wasn't gonna meet him.
By the time I started popping,he was already croaked. He was
(26:52):
out of here, you know.But Prince was the next one, and
I didn't. I always regret notsaying something because there were never be anybody.
But what if, what if itwas a shutdown, because it's likely
that you weren't gonna get the youknow, the same kind of reaction Prince
Prince could shut me down, getaway from me, bitch. I would
(27:15):
have been cool with it, man. But I guess the closest person and
and shout out to him because I'mcool, you know. I mean it's
Chris Brown and you know we boys, yeah, so talented. He's so
cool, man. I love ChrisMan. We're both from Virginia to so
you know, we got that hTrey song. I don't know what the
hell he is, you know.I mean he's somewhere around which one of
(27:37):
y'all. I gotta get a houselike his with like secret little secret button.
He got secret buttons and stuff fromChris Brown. Chris Brown, he
got some. He's got a man. He's got like the bat cave and
stuff. What can you do,Chris Brown, God needs you, Boo.
(28:00):
I can sing. He kind oftalks a little. He got a
little little twang up here. Yeah, yeah, I got him a little
bit. But I never really Ising. I'll do the sing like him.
I sing like him, but hisinterview voice, I don't really Jimmie
Fox, hey man with the fizzle, with the feezy, Hey man,
you got a lot of talent.Man, Hey Kanye, Hey, look
(28:25):
so song with Floyd Maywell. It'sKanye West right here, walk in And
I was like, hey, we'regetting buff I can do that too,
Jimmy Fox colors. He said,I'm in the house like down like gravity
in the house like furniture. Hesays. It's cool. He's a cool
(28:47):
dude. Man, he's a cooland it's crazy now like he's got shizam,
I've got quiz with Balls. It'son Fox. Like the first show
I had when I was off Sand L. He produced it, James
Fox. Now I'm on Family Guy. I'm on the Simpsons, and I
got all of this is on theFox network. I am I'm mad characters,
(29:10):
I'm right up there. I'm aI'm a producer on that show.
And also I got a few characters. I got Moses, I've got uh
got Brick Baker, and I meana lot of impressions and stuff. But
I'm a writer. I think FamilyGuy is one of the greatest shows in
the history of tellisience. If itwasn't for Family Guy, I don't think
my kids would have this great senseof humor that they have, because you
(29:30):
know, nowadays you gotta be cancelculture and be careful as a parent.
I'm trying to do that, andthank god these off South Parking Family Guy
Park. I remember I forgot Idid those impressions. I used to do
that back in the day. Pathyou expect my thought time like I used
to do that back in the day. But that's the Simpsons too. I'm
(29:51):
that too. However, Drederick Tatumon The Simpsons, the Mike Tyson character
so I'm him on there now becauseof appropriation. We don't care. Nobody.
Nobody is a cartoon right there.You can't play a black guy.
And we didn't. Black people didn'tcare. Okay, I can ask did
we care? We didn't care.We didn't give it. Damn. We
thought y'all were doing too much.But I'll take the check. So are
(30:15):
you doing Family Guys? They stillfilm making Family Guys. They're still making
it. But you know, we'reon a summer break right now, so
you go back like in September,just start writing the late August. Yeah,
that show is so amazing. AndI like them too, man that
you know, shout out to Richardpel and Alec Man. They work on
my schedule. Uh So they're like, yo, if you can just come
half and write with it and thendo your road stuff, will work with
(30:37):
you. Alex what's his last name? I was sulking, Yeah, dude,
I follow him on Twitter. Freakinghilarious. He's hilarious. He's like
a head writer for them or something. Yeah, I like trying to throw
me. He didn't know his lastname. I was like, no,
I just can't remember. Yeah,all right now now now we have to
go really you have to go?Yeah, oh man, I mean pleasure.
(31:00):
Well you guys just say I haveto go. We got what time
is it? Yeah, it's time. It's eleven, No, it's eleven,
right, it's ten fifty. What'sgoing on out there? That's a
Microsoft clost You couldn't get batteries.That's insane. Yeah, that's it.
That's okay. No, it's likeit's supposed to be like this clock that
(31:22):
you don't need batteries for, andit's like supposed to be said today.
It's never been right. It's neverbeen right. Forget it. Let's not
go, let's let's keep going.No, no, no, let me
throw other people your way. Yeah, due time cruise. Well you know
wait wait wait it's uh like youmission impossible. I just want to great
films evers. Just I'm just theguy. Yeah, curveballs, you got
(31:51):
do the Dad from Friday? Ohman, yeah, buddy, ridiculous.
Get bang bang bang, we're gonnaget We're gonna get some hot sauce and
my shash and put it on.Not but read those baby, and I
like I like, I like bigbodies. I'm talking about big clap clip.
They got to me to be fourpoint two on the sasmic skill.
(32:14):
Yeah, man, unbelievable. Boyis your boy is here? What we're
doing? Are you still talking topeople? Start in our life like like
we did when you left sound inour life because you wanted to go do
something else, right, yeah,of course. And what was like the
balls? You said, quiz balls? What's the ball? The ball?
And it's new? Right, it'snew. Okay, what's the what's the
(32:34):
concept of that? It's like afamily few cross with white out that we
should go on that. Yeah,we go on that show. Hello,
onside, I think we're gonna doit. We're gonna start doing uh,
I think we're gonna do a celebrityedition. We don't care for that.
If you just say marketing, ifyou did radio shows against radio shows,
(32:58):
you'd be getting NonStop talking about that. Please, like us, I need
to be on the reality show,which exception me and John Jay. We
got a good looking show day.Hey, yeah, the wipeout segment.
I'm gonna get back in the gym. Please. I know we'll try.
They've already they already see it.You know. If we're gonna win,
(33:20):
we're gonna be the champions. Ofcourse, about your throat. What about
Grady from Sandford and said, Idon't even Hey, I watched it a
couple of times. Deep. Whatabout as Ghosts? Power? Oh I
(33:40):
don't. I don't watch Power.Sorrybody else it makes me person who hasn't.
That's a shame. I'm sorry.I've seen two episodes. Come on,
what do you watch? What areyour shows right now? You like
watching watching games? Is about tobe boring? Yeah? House of Dragon?
Yeah, I'm all full CD.I did not see all of the
(34:02):
original Game of Thrones. I didn't. It's so much better the original.
Yeah. More craziness, yeah,like more people, more people that you
love on the show. Get killedyou with my wang? Yes, yes,
there's a lot of that. Jayfirst of his name, like when
they do the intro. You needone of those when you come out.
Comedy club? Was the textor ofthe Realm? Was it Targarian? And
(34:23):
what's the other thing? The Houseof Hilarious? Hilarious? Yeah? How's
it? I don't know what areyour parents still around? Of course?
Are they like but blown away byyour success? I mean do they go
just mom? It was like hewas like, I'm glad you found something,
you know, but like like DavidSpade grew up here and his mom
(34:44):
works at a dog shelter up north, and she makes him come do appearances
at the dog shelter. Does yourmom ever say I need you to call
the baby? Do me favorite callsomebody as jay Z or my dad does
that, but my mom doesn't dothat. My dad will be around people.
He'd be like, hey, Ihave Rock on the phone. I'm
like a lot of people. Isnot really Barock. It's gonna be me
doing an impression of them. Haveyou met Barrock? Of course? Have
(35:06):
you? And you've done You've doneit? And what's he saying? Well,
that's pretty good. I mean younow just like I do. Now
you're gonna be the president and I'mgonna uh redie my hair. I went
from Jet Black to Cisco and FordMan. My neck hurts were look at
it from laughing and look at it. Very talented. J Far you got,
(35:30):
you got shows to stand up liveand then where You're tomorrow doesn't ride
Sunday stand up Live Tonight, oneshow tonight, two shows tomorrow, one
show a desert Ridge on Sunday.Okay, going back, Where's home?
Los Angeles? I mean, Imean what you want to address you know,
but I didn't know if you're likeyou're like Mark Wahlberg moved to Vegas.
(35:52):
You do Mark Wahlberg. You know, I don't really do Mark Wahlberg,
but I guess I could. It'snot that hard to do them like
you. Just you's gotta sound likeyou to breath all the time. Feels
like he's working out. Well,now that you say that, when you
tell us the secret to do itand you sound you're right right, all
right, man, thank you.Now this is the fifth time I said
about you. I think you youcan't be a record for you're pretty much
(36:14):
a black person. Now we saybye seventeen times. We'll be at the
party. Yeah, I'm leaving anhour later, you're still here, you
know, people up? Yeah,man, later, but yeah, thank
you so much, thank you.Maybe we get a couple of pictures with
you. Yeah, all right,we'll just live. I'll taped it.
We have to bleep, you knowwhat. We're just playing back after you've
(36:37):
done your shows. See you seejob security, if there's jobs, test
it out.
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