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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's the wait listen to this, don't you. It's Candace
and the doctor Dufin Schmirt's daughter.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
Okay, I want to hear what you just said about
a busted song. Oh and the way you were dancing
around singing it.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
Yeah, it's the Phineas and ferb busted song with doctor
Dufin Schmert's daughter and Candace the sister, and like, I
feel like this should be our theme song for War
of the Roses because listen, hold on, hold on, she's
gonna see just what you're doing.
Speaker 3 (00:35):
Hello, you're gonna do.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
This song dancing. I'm gonna get the dirt on you.
Speaker 3 (00:52):
It's pretty catchy. I know it.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
When we catch the cheaters, you're busted the dirt on jan.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
So I'm going through like people's thing. Wait, hold on,
before I read this, I had this. I found out
my neighbor's last name the other day and it's such
a weird last name. I say it to myself all
the time. Now, isn't it weird? You want me tell
you their last name? And I don't think i've met
these people. My wife was telling me about it yesterday,
about something that happened with them. Remember, we had this
stray dog in the neighborhood and our friends caught it.
(01:22):
And some guy yesterday said, hey, did you find the
owners of the dog walking by her house? But he goes, yeah,
we did. I go, who's that and and she goes
that's Eric or something. I go, oh, I go, is
he the one that caught the dog?
Speaker 1 (01:33):
No?
Speaker 2 (01:33):
That was the dairy Berry's, derry Berry's, And I was like,
dry Berry's, Yeah, who were they? She remember their daughter
left you a note in the mailbox, Marry. I don't
know her first name. But so since that happened, I've
all quietly by myself. I'd just been going drry Berry.
Speaker 3 (01:53):
That's a fun one, dry Berry.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
Right, And I thought, how did they get that last name?
Because you know, when you think about peoples last names,
like if your last baker back in the day, you
were probably a baker, you know, and somehow, you know,
like unfugged. We found out is has to do with tools, right,
And that's why there's a what does it mean? German?
Speaker 4 (02:09):
Doesn't that means like naughty sense of humor?
Speaker 2 (02:13):
So maybe like your great great, great great whoever whatever
wherever the name came from. So I was trying to
think of how they came up with a name dairy Berry.
And I'm thinking back in whatever, the sixteen hundreds or
there were pilgrims wherever, and the guy was working on
the dairy farm and they were like, your name Darry
dairy berry. Whatever are you buried?
Speaker 1 (02:33):
It's like a dairy farm that also like Gerry.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
Maybe whoever was in charge is just a jerk. I
make the berry, sir, there's dries whatever. You're Darry Berry.
From now on.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
It's like your nickname for Grant. Would you call him Grant? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (02:52):
If your last name is still one, I think that's
impressive too, especially if you're like a lawyer.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
I want to legally change it to Dill wal Dery.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
Terry is pretty good.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
That's the real last name. I want to meet them
now anyway. So I was thinking of going over like
a lot of stuff Coalki's putting stuff down to get
into on the area and we don't get to it.
Like the story of a guy who kicked his mom.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
Out of his own wedding.
Speaker 4 (03:16):
Yeah, why so supposedly his mom brought his ex girlfriend
to his wedding as her plus one.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
Why don't you, I mean, I didn't read the whole thing.
Speaker 4 (03:28):
But basically I think her his mom didn't want him
to get married to whoever and brought the ex girlfriend.
It kind of reminded me a little bit of the
plot of that show we just watched, the Nobody Wants this,
Nobody wants this forever because the mom wants that girlfriend.
(03:48):
If those two Christian Bale and they got together, the
mom would totally bring the ex to the wedding.
Speaker 3 (03:54):
For sure, And so that's why I think the mom.
Speaker 4 (03:56):
Was definitely in protest, and so he had to ask
his mom to leave because they didn't want the X there.
It wasn't like it was an all friendly situation that
caused a bit.
Speaker 3 (04:04):
I bet the new wife for the new fiance was
not happy at all, like, you need to take care
of us.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
But what of it is like that nobody wants this
if it's somebody that's been in their life their whole lives,
maybe even before they were a boyfriend and girlfriend. So maybe,
I mean, still the mom shouldn't do it, But I
wonder if in the logic in her head, it's like, well,
I brought Francine because I mean, I know she's your ex,
but she was also our childhood.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
Nab Ooh, that's so lame.
Speaker 4 (04:27):
I mean, it wasn't enough for the guy to say, Mom,
you gotta leave.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
I would say I would tell my mom to leave.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
To it.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
Right now, you're really trying to do this, get out
to buy.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
Let's see what else is on this thing, crazy Peyton.
We went to Sandfish. I've never heard of Sandfish.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
You've never heard of it. It's a restaurant, so they yeah, well,
no it's not Brandon. I don't think it's brand new.
I don't know how, I don't know how long it opened.
I don't know rich you are the restaurant connoisseur or
not me.
Speaker 3 (04:53):
I don't know desert right, But well.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
They have one in Palm Springs and that's like a
hotspot for all the celebrities to go too, apparently, and
so they opened one up in Phoenix, but it's in
like a weird location. It's kind of like hole in
the wall for how fancy the restaurant is. But it's
a sushi place, and like whiskey, where is it? It's
in Phoenix, it's like where it kind of is weird area.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
Let me see, Yeah, but you don't remember the street
or what the street looked like, well, it makes it
look like a hole in the wall.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
Well because it's like on like a strip of like
stores and restaurants and it's like right on the corner,
and the parking is really bad. It's like, I want
to say, it's like next to a laundro map. It's
like in a really weird place. It's off a seventh Avenue. Yeah,
it's like it's like twenty bucks a sushi roll. Yeah,
but it's like apparently like the chef that makes the
sushi is like one of the top sushi chefs in
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the world. And I don't eat sushi, so I'm just
my friend Lindsay. She ate everything. I had short rib
and it was so good.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
My table ordered this raw steak thing is that short rib?
Speaker 1 (05:56):
No, it was like this raw steak. I think it
was like kind of like a steak tartar type of vibe.
But they gave you bread to like put the meat
on the bread, and I didn't know that and I
ate all the bread.
Speaker 4 (06:10):
Would you make like a mini stik sandwich?
Speaker 1 (06:12):
Is basically yeah. I felt really stupid when the chef
came out and was like, where's your bread?
Speaker 2 (06:18):
And the chef comes because you guys ever a special.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
No, the chef came out. He was like super cool
and really nice.
Speaker 3 (06:24):
I'm not a fan of the places that make you
kind of make your own food, like where you got
to cook your own meat on the stone.
Speaker 1 (06:28):
It's not like that. No, it's nothing like that.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
What's this Outer banks poge versus cook trend?
Speaker 1 (06:35):
Oh my gosh. So I've never seen outer banks. Have
you guys ever seen outer Banks?
Speaker 3 (06:39):
So?
Speaker 1 (06:39):
Have you guys ever? Apparently they call them cooks or
pogues of like whatever.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
Different classes, like two different classes.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
So you know, like the AI takes over TikTok and
you can put in your picture and it'll give you
like an outer Banks kind of like AI thing. And
people on TikTok are telling you if you're a pook
or a coke, a pug or.
Speaker 4 (06:58):
Banks I mean would be maybe like cougar and poke
would be like, I don't know, pervert or something. I
don't know.
Speaker 1 (07:09):
But I was like, oh, that's kind of cool, and
it kind of actually made me interested in Outer Banks.
I've never watched it.
Speaker 3 (07:14):
It's a fun show. It's like, don't take it too seriously.
Speaker 4 (07:17):
I didn't watch the latest season.
Speaker 3 (07:19):
I started, It's it's the same. It's basically like the
Goonies with hot kids.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
They're like searching treasure. Interesting. I came across Brookshields on
TikTok and I went in a brook Shields rabbit hole.
Have you guys ever gone down.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
That bad for? But I know about her mom, mom
or mom made her get into TV commercials, which was
like three years old.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
She posts her Playboy at like eleven or ten, and
she was in Pretty Baby at eleven years old, playing
a prostitute, and like, I guess, she like dropped a
documentary like a year ago on Hulu and I saw
clips of her daughters and she's like, brookshield is defending
the movie and her daughters are like, Mom, that's weird,
(08:01):
Like that's really weird and not okay, Like you can't
get away with stuff like that anymore. And Brooke Shields
was like absolutely flabbergasted because the daughters brought up euphoria
and they're like, those are twenty one year olds playing
seventeen year olds.
Speaker 2 (08:15):
Well, then there was a movie. What there was a
movie she did called The Blue Lagoon. Yeah, and she
was sixteen and her and this kid, Christoph Ratkins they
get stranded on an island and they become of age
and they experiment with sex, and she gets pregnant, yes,
and they're naked and she's sixteen when she.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
Made It's insane and made me really want to go
watch the documentary. And it's like the fact that she
is so put together for going through that, I can
only imagine. But I thought it was so interesting how
she defended the art. It's like she doesn't get it.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
Then she became a famous model and she did Calvin Klein's.
Speaker 1 (08:48):
Is Hurrican Gorgeous.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
Her line was nothing comes between me and Mike Alvin's
and she was like topless in these jeans and it
was a TV commercial as everywhere. And then she was
on did the TV show called Suddenly Susan. She was
pretty funny and I was an extra on that show
one episode.
Speaker 1 (09:01):
Really gay Man number two number two now we know
where you get.
Speaker 4 (09:04):
It was Brookshield's the one that opened up about postpartum
and like Tom Cruise poo Pooter or something like that.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
Tom Cruise goes, I know, brook don't be glib mad.
You're being glib mad.
Speaker 3 (09:15):
Said you don't need any medication for depression.
Speaker 1 (09:17):
Oh my gosh, that's great. And then she was like
going off how she was dating the super soccer or
tennis player and she and she was like, he got
so mad at me for this friend's episode that she
was in. It was like a Halloween one and she
like licks Joey's hand all over and I guess he
got so mad, stormed off this set, went and smashed
his Wimbledon trophy. Yeah hot, and like completely lost her mind,
(09:38):
lost his mind.
Speaker 2 (09:39):
That episode is what got her the TV show Suddenly
Susan Really, I was.
Speaker 1 (09:42):
Like super, I like kind of love Brookshield, but I
also feel like really bad for her.
Speaker 2 (09:46):
She has some great tiktoks now and one my sister
always says me every year because she when she sends
her kids off to school to go to college, she
always balls her brains out and cries every time. It's
cool to see her be such a cool, loving mom
and seeing her grow up. And she also had famous
eye famous.
Speaker 1 (10:01):
Yeah, she's gorgeous. She was beautiful when she was younger
and now older.
Speaker 2 (10:05):
How do we get talking about bros shoes?
Speaker 1 (10:07):
Because I was on a rabbit home.
Speaker 3 (10:10):
And it is basically Outer Bank exactly.
Speaker 2 (10:12):
Yeah, rich, what's this thing you go. Stacey was fired
up today. She was fired up today, so she wasn't
mad at me. No, but she I asked her it
was so weird. I never know what's going to get
her fired up. And she came home yesterday and I said,
I have to go pick up my car from the
car dealer. I have a rental car and I gotta
(10:33):
get back. You'm wanna come with me and I'll buy
you dinner. And she went on about how I was
wasting her time, that she didn't have time to go
to go on a car trip. She's like, I have
work to do.
Speaker 3 (10:43):
You were done at four o'clock. But she's like, I
have to keep working, working and working, like okay, So
do you want me to go by myself? No, I
want you to spend time with me. I'm like, okay,
so just tell me what to do and I'm good.
Speaker 2 (10:54):
How come you say i'll buy you dinner if you
guys are married, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (10:57):
It's just like, I'll treat you to dinner. I think
it's a fun thing to say, like come with me.
I'll treat it as something delicious. I think it's a
better pitch instead of we'll.
Speaker 2 (11:07):
Go get dinner, like because you guys are together already, right, yeah.
Speaker 3 (11:11):
Well, now you're making her point. She's like, we can
have dinner here and I could get work.
Speaker 1 (11:15):
I do that to Kadeem all the time. I'm like,
come with me to do this one time, and I'll
take you to dinner and we can go to Red Robin.
Speaker 2 (11:21):
Not falling for that, take you to dinners different, buy
you dinner, right.
Speaker 4 (11:24):
Like, are you the are you the type of married
couple that you've combined finances or are you like like
Peyton you say you kadem are fifty to fifty fifty fifty?
Speaker 2 (11:32):
Ye, we do both, yeah, because that's interesting.
Speaker 3 (11:35):
Yeah, we do both. So she has her own thing.
I have my own thing, and then we have like
a little joint checking account that we pay groceries out of.
But I usually buy the dinner, you know, for going out.
Speaker 1 (11:46):
Yeah, way to be a man.
Speaker 3 (11:47):
Every now and then she'll be like, oh, no, this
is my treat usually because it's like I want.
Speaker 4 (11:51):
To bet that's funny because like when I say it's
my treat, I'm like, man, because it's like all our
same money. It's like that there's no like we each
have our own accounts. But it's like, it's not it's weird.
It's not like his money in my money.
Speaker 3 (12:03):
It's like, I don't really thanks paying for it.
Speaker 4 (12:04):
We have the same credit cards, that's all.
Speaker 1 (12:06):
I'm the same too, They're the same exact way. So
anytime my dad gives us money and my mom's like,
what the heck, Like, that's not your money, that's our money.
You stop giving them three hundred bucks for no reason.
Like dad reason, well, he'll get my tires and I
won't have to pay him back. I'm like, oh, that's
nice of you. It is nice because I'm broke, and
you know, it's just taking care of you.
Speaker 2 (12:28):
Should Scott Stale in the middle of the night riding
a bike drinking.
Speaker 1 (12:31):
I was creating content, which in turn is going to
put money into my going. So it is I'm a.
Speaker 2 (12:40):
Hus' investing in yourself exactly.
Speaker 1 (12:42):
And if I get to have a couple of shots
of vodka and white clothes while I'm at it, I'm
going to do so.
Speaker 2 (12:48):
Richie also said, you got the new iPhone? Which one
is this?
Speaker 3 (12:50):
This is the sixteen Pro Max? And you know, I
do love me some Apple, I do, but I don't
understand what's different about this one. There's one extra button
that you can program to, like, you know, be a
camera or anything. But that was my put your phone
on mute button, And now I can't put my phone
on mute.
Speaker 1 (13:08):
What do you mean?
Speaker 3 (13:09):
There's a there's like a little button where you can choose,
you can assign it. So I assigned mine to be
the camera because it's always hard to get your camera
up when you're looking for your camera. So now when
you press on it, the camera comes on. But if
I ever want to silence my phone or turn on
the ringer, I have to go into the phone.
Speaker 1 (13:25):
I don't understand why you would put that as your
camera when you literally have a camera button on your
front screen. I change it back to the silence.
Speaker 3 (13:32):
I guess you could do that.
Speaker 1 (13:33):
Yeah, that's like way easily bigger.
Speaker 3 (13:35):
The bigger point here is I don't know what they
really get.
Speaker 1 (13:38):
The difference is, yeah, probably more.
Speaker 3 (13:40):
I happened to get it because my volume wasn't working
on my phone, and then it was out of warranty,
of course, so I might as well get a new phone.
And there was a trade in on it, so I
might as well. But I don't really get what's new
and different. That's that's life changing about it, and I
want there to be something awesome.
Speaker 5 (13:55):
So I also have the iPhone sixteen Pro Max. And
I asked Richie come weeks ago if he was going
to get the new phone, and he said, no, every
two years, and I said, okay, he goes, there's not
enough change with this one. So this is the first
time hearing of this new phone and rich going back
on his word. But that's okay.
Speaker 3 (14:10):
Well I had to Mike broke.
Speaker 5 (14:12):
The next thing I want to say is there's a
camera button, like actual button on the right side of
the phone, and there's a camera button on the screen,
so the action button.
Speaker 3 (14:24):
Do anything, Hey, there's anything else?
Speaker 5 (14:26):
Because you do have two extra camera buttons.
Speaker 3 (14:29):
Oh, I just found it. That's kind of fun.
Speaker 4 (14:32):
That was like, this guy really wants to get to
his camera.
Speaker 2 (14:34):
Right for someone who barely posts any they you need
the camera.
Speaker 3 (14:40):
That's because I could find the camera. Ever look at that. Noah,
you totally changed. It's okay. Now it's cool.
Speaker 2 (14:44):
I got no the tech guy.
Speaker 3 (14:48):
Thank you, Noah. Now I'm back in Okay.
Speaker 2 (14:51):
That's a good little podcast right there. You guys say,
so your nails look nice, thank you now the whole show.
She did her nails during the show.
Speaker 4 (14:57):
What color were It's like a light pink that's like
a bunny pink.
Speaker 1 (15:02):
Yeah, funny you multitasking queen.
Speaker 2 (15:06):
You go, you know it's funny when you say that.
Just never Halloween. I said to Blake she was getting
a pedicare last week and she goes, what color shitke get?
And they brought out some weird purple color or something that.
You know, She's like very calm with her colors. I
like colors that are bright and a pop, and I go,
what about this? You know, they bring out the little
cardboard thing with all the nails on it. There's an orange.
I said, you know, it's Halloween and it's pinx cens
(15:27):
are about the launch. I go, why don't you do orange?
And people he's dropping in the salon, people work in
the salon, and the guy doing her nails like it's
freaking Halloween, Like, why would you like to me? That
kind of makes sense?
Speaker 3 (15:40):
A fall it's a fat color holiday esque.
Speaker 2 (15:42):
Yeah, anyway, I got, I got looked down upon. It
was fine, but they went with like some dark red
wine color, which is fine.
Speaker 4 (15:51):
Well, that could also be Halloween.
Speaker 2 (15:52):
Like blood.
Speaker 1 (15:54):
I feel like you're rubbing off on me, John Jay,
because some of these, like you know how you say
like there's a story and then you pick one thing
and then you stick on it. That just happened to
me right now. For you, I've I've realized I've noticed
it more lately. But he was like, it's freaking Halloween,
and you guys remember that girl that's like freaking bats,
freaking bats.
Speaker 4 (16:11):
Halloween's freaking literally just saw that video like two seconds ago.
Speaker 2 (16:17):
Is the trending thing.
Speaker 1 (16:18):
Look at it, freaking back.
Speaker 3 (16:20):
I love Halloween.
Speaker 5 (16:23):
I got.
Speaker 1 (16:27):
It's freaking bats.
Speaker 3 (16:28):
I love Halloween.
Speaker 1 (16:31):
Yeah you this girl, come on freaking backs.
Speaker 2 (16:36):
I love Halloween, Halloween so much. It's always Halloween my soul.
I have to see that. Have you seen that girl
with the English accent and goes if you Rachel? No,
oh my god, I gotta find that one.
Speaker 1 (16:52):
Have you heard that give it to me Rachel? Is
that what it is?
Speaker 2 (16:57):
Girl? It's a give it to me Rachel, Like Rachel
threw her under the air. This is a little kid
and her sister lied to her something, so she made
a video and she's like, if you Rachel, I'll have
to find it anyway. Anyway, that's our podcast. Thanks for
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