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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Coming up on the show. I guess today Wattley's finally
going to be in or something. He's going to do
something in Gustonia later. In fact, what time is that.
I don't think it's during the show, so we won't
be jipping anything. Yeah, no, it's later, so so you
know that'll put you know, we got Don Brown who
(00:22):
we talked to earlier, Roy Cooper. If you see another
Democrat come in, it'll be some protests things. So that's
pretty much there, and and then Wattley and then I
don't know, maybe some other people, but maybe not if
Whattley is officially and now that the Trump endorsement apparently
is going to go in that direction, although he said
(00:44):
if Michael did run, he would endorse him, but he
hasn't technically endorsed him yet, and so I don't know
if that means during the primary, which he has no
problem doing, or he lets it play out so whatever,
And then we can we can get rolling the money machine.
So oh yeah, oh yeah, Ross, I don't know, did
(01:08):
you see the project with they're project that this Senate
race may cost if it's Wattley Cooper, it would be
like a third higher than even the most expensive one
we've ever had.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
Yeah, I just assumed it'd be like all the money.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
Yeah, it's gonna be all the money and then some
probably some money they print so extra all the money,
which is fine for inflation, especially when we don't move
rates because we're mad at Trump. Yeah. Yeah, so it's
gonna be gazillions of dollars, which you know, hey, right,
pretty good for us. Right yeah, if you don't stare
(01:41):
at it directly. Oh MANU. And then that's you know,
that's just the candidates. Then you get into the all
the the dark money or the packs or whatever you
want to call it. And uh, oh man, what if
they juke us both and it's they just do positive
stuff like who likes kittens more or stuff like that.
(02:01):
Wouldn't that be refreshing? And then we couldn't be like
you know what, I feel like he does? Remember Roy
Cooper's kitten like got out? I don't know, man, that
sounds pretty sketch. Probably want to keep a kitten safe.
Do we know if Wattley's ever lost a kitten? Well,
maybe we'll find out. No, it's gonna be nasty. It's
(02:22):
gonna be nasty, so uh, buckle in for that. And
like I said, what'll be interesting to see is if
once Wattley does file and it's pretty well understood he's
Trump's guy, if anybody else gets in. So, I mean,
you don't want a nasty primary, but you want an
(02:42):
effective one, you know, to blush out whoever's going to
be the right candidate there. But uh, it really may
be just you know, a couple guys in there, and
I'm assuming probably a refusal to debate. I don't know,
maybe not, and uh, we'll see. It'll be interesting to
see what he says later. So we got that going
(03:03):
on if I could for just a moment, because I
know we got many fine listeners just across the state
line up there. In fact, even much further. I know
a bunch of people who live up around like Smith
Mountain Lake who listened every morning. And I'm glad that
(03:23):
ninety four or five finds its way up there or
one oh six or whatever you're listening to. And whenever
I'm traveling in that direction, I like to stop in
the town at Danville. He guys got a tank museum
that's exciting. You got a really good kind of little
steakhouse thing, steaks and seafood place I can't remember the name,
very good. And then you gotta get groceries and stuff
like that. What the hell's going on up there? What
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is what is going on up there? I see this
headline and uh, the first time I see this like
daily mail, and it didn't click with me that it
was here because you know, I assume. But sure enough,
a city councilman up in Danville, this Lee Lee Vogler.
(04:10):
I swear, I think I've met.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
This dude, and it was okay. I always think of
the same exact thing. Yeah, yeah, I saw that name,
and I'm like, we know that guy.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
Yeah, I try. And now he has been he like
right after he got out of college, He's like, I'll
be a city councilman. He's been a city councilman since
like twenty twelve. So in some capacity, I feel like
I've interacted with this guy and I don't. I don't
know if we interviewed him or or what. But anyway,
so he works for I don't see the owner, see
(04:42):
the publisher. Well, anyway, he works for a magazine up
there in Danville called Showcase Magazine. And he's just sitting around,
you know, doing his regular job. These aren't full time
council members up in Danville doing his regular job when,
according to authorities, shot see Mike buck Hayes barges into
(05:03):
the magazine, he's got a five gallon bucket of gas,
pours it on him. I guess, I guess Vogler's able
to escape in some way, shape or form out of
the office, run to the front of the building. But
this dude literally ran him down, lit him on fire.
And immediately I am told that it is a personal
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matter and not a political matter, because Vogeler is a
pretty well known Republican politician in southern Virginia, especially well
in Danville, but also the notoriety that he got with
getting elected like what twenty three or twenty four or something.
So everyone keeps saying it's a personal thing. I don't
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know what it is, and I also don't necessarily trust
the media immediately telling me that in this crazy time
that we live in. But it may very well be.
And uh that's why anybody, anybody spy reports, Come on,
anybody know a little deeper, what's going on? You want
to you want to spill the beans eight eight eight
nine three four seven eight seven four. Somebody's got to
(06:14):
know something, because I know we got I know, we
got a bunch of listeners up that way Boston and
then uh, trying to think where I see the emails
sign from people interact with the show a lot in
the Danville area. So if you know something, uh, we
we like, uh we spilled the tea. Since that app's
(06:36):
not using anymore, let us know, because I I don't
know it very well. Could be like we had a
we had another crazy story in Virginia we did the
other day right where a guy flips out, he thinks
his wife's cheat, none kills his wife and then grabs
his kid, moves him over to a relative. I guess,
and then is like, you know, there's this one guy
(06:56):
I've always hated. I'm gonna go murder him cause you know,
I'm already gonna get arrested for murder. And that's the
other story that we had this week. So with this
one up in Danville is just looney tunes man all
right eight eight eight nine three four seven eight seven
four eight eight eight nine three four seven eight seven
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four We got more insane audio. Some of you may
be ai. I was unaware of this and I'll leave
that the prison colony wants to go to space. We'll
see how that's going coming up. Lots to get to
six fourteen Hang on Danville. Having grown up in a
town that is not too dissimilar in size, or you know,
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kind of in between two towns there, Danville is the
perfect size for way too many people to at the
very least think they know what's going on. And then
when a bunch of people call randomly and all say
the same thing, then you think, all right, there might
be something to it. So with that in oh, how
(08:02):
do I want to handle this? Several people have called
the show saying that this it likely is not a
political thing and a very personal thing. But I yeah,
I'm not going to accuse anybody of doing stuff with
anybody's spouse or any of the rest of it. So
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I don't know, I don't know that's what people are saying.
I just here's the deal. You still don't get to
dump five gallon buckets of gasoline on people and light
them on fire. All right, I thought we had that
pretty well covered. And by the way, I just let
me make the joke for you. You need buckets of gasoline
(08:44):
free zone signs. All right, covered, we don't have to
do that. Okay, wonderful because you've already emailed it to me,
one of you, and I predicted it, so there you go.
Speaker 3 (08:56):
All right.
Speaker 1 (08:56):
Well, I mean just just a one of those stories
you had to read a couple of times yesterday before
you really took the whole thing in. So with that
in mind, well then I just flipped over from the page.
There do here we go. They gotta hang in what
(09:20):
is the dudes? And a oh here we go? Okay,
all right, so uh, here we go. Danville City Counciman
Lee Vulgar allegedly set on fire, according to Danville Police
Department and The Outlets publisher Andrew Brooks. Okay, that's who
Brooks is in this story. Brooks is quoted is saying
this type of senseless act of violence needs to stop.
I posted a video to fill Oh this thing's this
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whole thing's getting litigated on Facebook. Yeah that's small town
ish too, man. I'll bet everyone in town is watching that. Dude.
There's nothing the one in Buffalo Whiomi's crazy small town
Facebook is. I mean, it's not like the what's the
what's the app? Your wife uses? She sent posts before.
(10:04):
What is that called the neighborhoods or something?
Speaker 2 (10:07):
Trying to remember what I know she doesn't use that one.
I'm not sure what it is.
Speaker 1 (10:11):
Oh yeah, I remember you guys looked on there for something.
Speaker 2 (10:13):
I know. No, they keep sending us emails to like
sign up, and we're like, no, thanks.
Speaker 1 (10:18):
Oh okay, but that's that's the popular one, right, The
neighborhoods app I think is the popular one, dude. Some
of the stuff you guys send me from your neighborhoods,
like remember the carry one where the lady was Oh,
I just this brings me so much joy to remember
this story. In Carrie, the murder capital of North Carolina,
(10:41):
somebody was posting because she thought I think it was
a mom's group. She thought the gangs were tagging the
street in front of her house. It was underground locator markings.
And because we have so many wonderful listeners, didn't was
it the dude who did the mark king or the
guy I work for the company was literally like, yeah,
(11:02):
those are our markets and she's like, oh no, the
bloods and crips have moved into our golf course adjacent neighborhood.
What do you think they want. Dude, that's the stuff.
That's that's it. I don't want to wade through any
of that stuff. But man, we get some bangers every
now and then, and that's still one of my favorites.
(11:24):
What you know, how do you know how amazing your
life has to be that you think the underground locator
markings in the street is a gang turf war in
your cul de sac. I'm happy for you. That's great.
That is uh, that is what people strive for. That
(11:46):
is the American dream in some instances. But man, yeah,
you gotta know some of the stuff that's going on.
All right, Well, thank you to the Danville residence calling
this morning and spilling all very similar to We will
wait and see what happens with that. Meanwhile, down south
in you know, Lower Carolina, they got a little bit
(12:09):
of a problem. I'm sure it'll be fine. Workers at
a nukeside a radioactive excuse me. So it's a site
in South Carolina that once made parts for nukes, right,
So this is what Savannah Rivers Apartment of Energy place.
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The problem is they routinely have radiation level issues at
the Spanta Savannah River site there and they found a
wasp nest, which is not uncommon. Right now, everyone's find
a wasp nest. This one's radioactive, though, So I'm gonna
(12:52):
go out on a limb and say, we don't we
don't want anything to do with those. I don't know,
what do you think is more threatening murder hornets or
radioactive wasps? Which would you least like to deal with?
Because the one may give you powers, but then you
have to be that chick. And that got slowly more
(13:13):
annoying in the second hand man for some reason. But
that's just me. But yeah, the nest apparently had radiation
levels ten times what is allowed by federal regulators. Who's
the poor guy's got to go over the wasp thing
with the Geiger counter either, Well, you want to talk
you about a bad job? Wasps and radioactivity. That's what
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you're swimming in for the day.
Speaker 4 (13:37):
Umm.
Speaker 1 (13:38):
I'm assuming some environmental moonbats for the one. Yeah, oh dude,
I called it watchdog group Savannah River Site Watch. So
the report was at best incompletes its It does in
detail where the contamination came from. I don't know, I'm
gonna go out on a limb and think that the
contamination came from the former build parts for Nuke's site,
(14:01):
the property on which it was found. I don't even
I don't understand what you're saying. What do you think
made it radioactive? I don't know the nuke parts. I
just want to be clear. I am not a nuclear scientist.
We just checked before it.
Speaker 2 (14:17):
No, I heard they came from a wet market in China.
Speaker 1 (14:20):
It's really the radioactive was dude. Yeah, somebody would. Somebody
would eat these for like, you know, viral viral health
or something.
Speaker 2 (14:31):
You've got like like versions of this and Fallout where
they're the most annoying like thing in the map where
they're called like blood bugs or like bloat flies, and
they fly around and sting you and they're awful.
Speaker 1 (14:42):
I hate any video game that includes uh yes, no,
it's also lazy. It is diablos horrible and like, you know,
I'm just standing around with the shotgun and these like
a swarm of these and you're just blasting away like
crazy and they're still flying around. So yeah, and they're
always op for some reason.
Speaker 2 (14:58):
Yeah, it's so stupid.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
Unless you have like a shield build, you know, like
a magic build, then then you can avoid them. But man,
if you're like an archer, just yeah, you're done.
Speaker 2 (15:09):
You know, it's so weird. But I've been there too,
where you're like, you know, you're sitting at your bow
and air and they swarm of bugs come your way.
You're like stupid.
Speaker 1 (15:15):
So what I'm like to do here Australia? Yesterday? I
decided to and I actually I was a little surprised
by this when it comes to not putting people necessarily
in space, but getting satellites up there. We got a
crap ton of countries doing that, even marginally successfully, like,
uh but Australia had not. And uh so they launched
(15:37):
their very first what do they call it eras the
company is, it's a private public partnership, Gilmore Space Technologies.
So it was to be the first Australian made rocket
to reach orbit and uh it, yeah, it didn't quite
get there. Didn't quite get there. So what is hold on?
(16:04):
What is how far do you have to go for orbit?
Speaker 5 (16:08):
Alright?
Speaker 1 (16:09):
How long or rocket to reach orbit? That's what I
want to see as a percentage, how how how little
it came up a arm it? Okay, here we go,
all right, so eight and a half minutes, okay, eight
(16:30):
and a half minutes for the Space Shuttle. So of
the eight and a half minutes, what do you guys
guesstimate it? It made it ross. You got to guess
eight and a half minutes gets you to orbit? How
how many? How far? How close do you think they got?
How many minutes?
Speaker 2 (16:45):
Five minutes?
Speaker 1 (16:46):
H little little really a little in fact, you know
what we may need. I just thought about this. You
can and I'll fire it, just throw it on there. Sorry,
woefully unprepared, but this this number is so dyne amic
and so interesting. I thought we had it on the
button bar. Oh no, that's right, because we had a
(17:08):
gazillion damn things the other day. Thank you?
Speaker 5 (17:10):
All right?
Speaker 1 (17:11):
So five minutes low and five minutes lower lower? Noa
four fifty remember eight and a half gets you to work?
Four no low?
Speaker 2 (17:19):
Worryna ye, three minutes lower definitely, Two minutes lower, two
and a half minutes no low, one minute one minute.
Speaker 1 (17:30):
Now old much lower? Amen? Even Oh I ain't at
fourteen seconds. I have a theory though. It's so close,
So it's just right there. I think the EMU sabotaged it,
and we're into round five, because that as far as
I know, that beef's not over, is it. We always
(17:53):
reference the EMU Wars and if you every time we
do still don't know what we're talking about, just google it.
It's worth your time. Going you there's great animated videos.
Speaker 2 (18:01):
I think they've done the they've transferred to insurance. I
believe the commercials are correct.
Speaker 1 (18:07):
Yeah, well I don't know. Now, look at the you're
using one EMUs experience to inform yourself about the totality
of EMUs.
Speaker 2 (18:18):
Absolutely, it's more than one.
Speaker 1 (18:20):
Yes, as the British found out as they were trying
to do stuff like, you know, make farms work, and yeah,
there's quite a few more than one. You know, they're
almost as bad as the bugs in the video games
we were talking about. So yeah, you guys probably just look,
here's the deal. If you need something up in space,
call us. We got you, We got you, and you
(18:45):
guys can just get back. Look what maybe there's something
else you can fry and call blooming dude. That was
a hit. People love the blooming onion. You got to
stay in your lane thereutely. Now the veg might not
so much, but the bloomin onion absolutely, Plus the crazy
(19:08):
spiders and snake and everything that wants to murder these stories, Jellyfish,
the Great Whites. You're like, you guys, you're like an
episode of Fear Factor every day. If you need something space,
talk to us, we'll do it.
Speaker 2 (19:25):
I saw the flat Earthers. There was a conspiracy group
saying that it's technically impossible for Australia to put anything
into orbit because they're closer to the dome, the dome
that covers the flat Earth the way that it's set up,
because the dome, you know, it's a dome shape, and
they're like more scharts of the edge, so they don't
have as high up to go so it'll crack.
Speaker 1 (19:48):
Yeah, I think they have higher than fourteen seconds though,
you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (19:54):
I mean, yeah, I hear your full disclosure. Not a
dome expert, don't I'm not sure.
Speaker 1 (19:57):
I don't know. Well, you're kind of the resident dome
expert the show. But yeah, no, I hear you. I
thought they didn't exist. Wasn't that? The other thing? Was
that a flat earther thing, But Australia doesn't exist. It's
really it's really South America when you go to Australia.
Speaker 2 (20:12):
Yeah, I think it was that one? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (20:14):
Yeah, so well which is it? Which is it? So? Yeah?
So they uh yeah, they'll probably try again, do you
know what? You know what the worst part of that
is is Kim Jong un laughing at you. That's what
hurts man.
Speaker 2 (20:30):
Isn't it crazy to think that, like you know, see
year twenty twenty five and what they don't have a
rocket program of any kind or or it's in this
infant tile. I don't understand how.
Speaker 1 (20:39):
Yeah, I mean, why you're not again, you're not trying
to put people up there? Right if a lot of
countries they just simply want to be able to get
you know, India's shooting satellites up into there. They got
no problem with it.
Speaker 2 (20:50):
But I would think, like, you know, if I was
in another they're also very good at math, so you know, anyway,
what if I was in another country and say like
nineteen sixty eight or sixty nine whatever, and I saw
like what the Americans did, I'd be like, I want
to do that. You should start working on that.
Speaker 5 (21:02):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (21:02):
No.
Speaker 1 (21:02):
Australia, how many people do you think I actually live
in Australia Though a lot of people overestimate the population,
it's less than the California.
Speaker 2 (21:09):
I know, it's some ridiculous number. When it comes to
like the actual part of the land that's habitable, where
you have the right the very fringe. It's sort of
like Canada when you see the population map of Canada
where they're all on like you know, our border and
the entire northern part of it is the.
Speaker 1 (21:25):
Majority of the population lives further south than our northern border.
Speaker 2 (21:29):
And it's sort of the same way in Australia when
it comes to like the eastern part of the continent, right.
Speaker 1 (21:34):
Yeah, if you're from Perth. I got a buddy from Perth,
and it's like it's like, it's not the rest of Australia. Man,
you might as you literally might as well be like no,
not even New York, LA, because there's just nothing in
the middle.
Speaker 2 (21:48):
Well, I mean you see these like story like Mad
Max right right where, Yeah, Mark, we were watching that
for the first time. Which one was it that new
one that came out like Futurosa or whatever it was called,
say Market, It's like, where does this take place? And
I'm like Australian. She's like, doesn't look like Australia. It's
like all desert and stuff. And like you can't live there,
And I'm like, that's kind of Australia.
Speaker 1 (22:08):
What yeah, have you showed her like, uh well, I
mean Lularou or whatever that.
Speaker 2 (22:14):
If somebody is unaware, you just assume it's all like,
you know, Crocodile Dundee, he's you know, you're you know
where crocodiles would live or it's like you know, it's
like they do have crocket woods or you know what
I mean. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's desolate. Good luck living there.
Speaker 1 (22:27):
You should probably ever shit down and watch Crocodile Dundee
with you see or do you like that movie? I
don't even know.
Speaker 2 (22:35):
That's a fantastic movie.
Speaker 1 (22:36):
Okay, all right, Oh I don't know.
Speaker 2 (22:38):
I think parts of it were edited or banned or
something now because there's that scene where he's in the bar.
Oh yeah, he grabs the TRANSI and he's like, oh
you're a shote. Yeah yeah yeah.
Speaker 1 (22:53):
Is it banned now? I have to watch it to
check and see. Yeah. Well it's like if you you
ban that, you almost have to ban the entire premise
of the cutout scenes from Police Academy, right, because the
way that they're portraying, like the way that they're punishing people,
is trapping them and what was it? The Blue Oyster.
Speaker 2 (23:14):
I don't think it'd be banned obviously, but I think
I think there probably would be some sort of like
before yeah, like a big caption saying, hey, we apologize.
It was a different time bla blah blue.
Speaker 1 (23:24):
Or blazing saddles where I get a five minute lecture
from a college professor. Yeah yeah, no, all right, well
uh anyway, so good, try what you want to be positive? Right,
Not everyone gets a trophy, but you can still be
positive to encourage people.
Speaker 2 (23:44):
I think that lunatic that shot him up in remember
the guy that shot himself into the sky trying to
prove that the Earth was flat, and like he I
think he got more, he got more hang time. I think, yeah, no,
he died, but I mean he tried over and over again.
He's like, I'm going to prove that the Earth is flying,
going to launch myself into space. I think he had
more fuel.
Speaker 1 (24:00):
Was it like pressurized water?
Speaker 2 (24:02):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (24:02):
Yeah, I mean we're trying to make too many changes
all at once. Well, what's his name? Did it? Billy
Bob Thornton?
Speaker 4 (24:10):
Did it?
Speaker 1 (24:12):
Or did he ever? Launch off? Wasn't he the Farmer
Farmer thing.
Speaker 2 (24:15):
Yeah, no, I never finished that documentary. Oh okay, I've
heard good things.
Speaker 1 (24:20):
Yeah, absolutely, And there's another one. We're guys trying to
do it too, and then NASA's like, no, you can't
do it because you know how they are. All right,
six forty four here on the Kcoday Radio program, since
we're already kind of talking about weird stuff, and then
we'll talk about weird stuff again later at eight oh
five with our NERD correspondent Stephen Kent. I learned yesterday
by being on the internet that I might not be
(24:43):
here with you, and Ross might not be here with you,
and a lot of you may not be here with us.
It's all a construct or maybe not. We'll find out next.
Hang on, skip the step where you have to pour
the vodka into the thing that's not an alcoholic drink
so that nobody notices, except everybody notices. Apparently Celsius is
(25:04):
here for you. It's like the Willy Wonka Golden Ticket
of day drinking. I don't know how an air like
this happens. Let's see, Ross, what's your Celsius favorite flavor?
You just drink call them?
Speaker 2 (25:19):
Ross is addicted I like the cola and I like
the the orange is got. I don't like the mix
They do these mix up flavors where they're called like vibes,
like cosmic vibe or whatever it is.
Speaker 1 (25:29):
I had the one that was supposed to be it
was like the slushy one.
Speaker 2 (25:33):
Yeah, it's so gross. Those are gross. Yeah, I made
the mistake.
Speaker 1 (25:36):
So when I was up in Asheville, they had all
of them there, and like Ross always drinks these things,
and I was not pleased with that one. The cola one. Huh,
well that is on the list here, all right. So
so Celsius is it's would you describe it? It's just
it's like a very light obviously it's a non alcoholic
(25:56):
normally just it's an energy drink of sorts, but it
is not.
Speaker 2 (26:01):
But it's not like the monster version, right, it's you know,
if there's a healthier option, I would say that's like
they sell it at the gym, you know, yes to
the muscle milk.
Speaker 1 (26:08):
And tastes very light. There's just a hint of sweet
if at all. It's it's like a cross doing sparkling water,
but a little more energy in there. I don't know
the problem is apparently the company or the contract the
person they contract to, I guess, fill and print all
the cans inadvertently filled it with booze. So the brewer
(26:35):
is a canned cocktail maker. But so you know, a
lot of these guys they contract out to literally fill
in print. And if you've ever gotten to it like
a brewery tour, you've seen the process for the ones
that do it in house. But a lot of them,
a lot of them are just they're contracted out to
somebody else. So it's not unusual. So in this case,
High Noon, which makes canned cocktails, I think they packed
(26:57):
for some beer companies too, some breweries, and they packed
for Celsius. And I'm sure they they're just a regional packer,
it looks.
Speaker 5 (27:04):
Like, and.
Speaker 1 (27:07):
Somehow, some way, it's a little unclear in this story.
The cans which would be labeled you know, normal non
alcoholic Celsius drink, are filled with vodka or vodka seltzer.
So uh, Florida, New York, Ohio, Carolina, South Carolina, Virginia, Wisconsin.
So is where they allegedly hit actual retail shelves. But
(27:32):
I don't know, And what are the flavors? Blue Raspberry,
silver Top astro Vibe and I think the Kola is
on here, maybe it's in another story.
Speaker 2 (27:44):
Well, anyway, they sell them in like packs, so like
you can get certain flavors and certain packs, so like
the beach pack would be like you know, specific flavors
like bundled up. The beach variety pack is right, the one, Yeah,
try to figure out what's all in there? Okay, you
had to buy the pack?
Speaker 1 (28:01):
Okay, all right, Well not necessarily if somebody buys packs,
rips them open, and sells them individual retail, So just FYI,
that would be I was thinking about alcohol or if
you're a high school kid you can't find a buyer.
Speaker 2 (28:14):
You were saying, like it's like like being Wonka for like,
you know, like an alcoholic, but if like I'm a
recovering alcoholic and like that could be devastating.
Speaker 1 (28:21):
For absolutely, Like you know I have.
Speaker 2 (28:24):
You know how you have? The best I can compare
this is you've been in radio as long as me,
Like you have those panicky radio dreams where you walk
into the studio and like the board's different, or the
or the carts or the commercials are gone or the
CDs are gone, and I still have those dreams. It's weird, mon,
yeah yeah. But also I have now because you know,
I'm going on seven years sober. I have these dreams
(28:46):
where in my dream I accidentally drink alcohol and I
wake up in a panic. I wake up up and
I feel bad. I'm like, oh my god, please tell
me that was and it's a dreams. I'm so thankful
it was a dream. Like this could be really horrible
for some people, you know.
Speaker 1 (29:01):
So, I mean, you wonder if somebody gets a hold
of one is the same backstory and then Susan.
Speaker 2 (29:06):
But the thing is like, because I was really thinking
about this story because they do enjoy Celsia's is like,
if I were to accidentally ingest, say, you know, it's
it's just straight up like Voska seltzer or something, I
would immediately spit it out because it would taste like poison.
That's how I associate it. I would I would throw
it up. I'd be like, this is disgusting. I can't
(29:27):
do it well at the very least, you're gonna pick
up on it. Not having had alcohol for seven years.
Oh completely, And then I was thinking even more about it,
because you know, it's a major part of my life.
I'm thinking, well, if I you know, worst case scenario,
if that were to happen, I don't know if I
would count that as a strike against my sobriety because
I don't know how you could, because because yes, it
(29:48):
is about not ingesting alcohol obviously, but the bigger component
of that is the mental breakdown of drinking. So like
if I were to accidentally ingest it, i'd be I
spit it out like it was cyanite, Like what did
I just did? Because I see it as poison, but
you didn't. But it isn't like I was like, oh
I need a drink and I'm double fist and selsey,
I'm like, oh what I found. I'd be like, throw
(30:08):
this in the trash? Is going to like I would
probably sue, and I'm not why. That's why I'm I'm
not that suing type. But I don't think so. I
think it's completely different. But I don't think it would
count it. I would. I don't think I would count
it towards bridge.
Speaker 1 (30:21):
That's an absolutely fair point, Like you didn't, you didn't
emotionally break and then you know every jaded cop and
every movie at some.
Speaker 2 (30:30):
Point, No, but especially if they're selling these things at
the gym and there are people that like get more
physically fit that I have, and like you become like
a gym rat and you're like, oh, I've had a
great workout. Now I have a long day in front
of me. I'm gonna you know, maybe pound some Premiere
protein and then have like an energy drink. And then
you ingest that you're gonna get your ass sued, Like
that's gonna be bad. You forgot the weird women's breast milk.
(30:53):
You gym people are drinking wen I haven't learned it. Yeah,
I know.
Speaker 1 (30:57):
Ch vodka with that though, right, Kurdle, Yeah, man, this
is one hundred percent. And again, I just don't know
how that happens. I've watched these production lines before. We've
partnered with breweries for like we did a we did
a beer with one of the breweries over in Morrisville, Uh,
for our alternative station. All right, We've done all this
(31:19):
stuff over the years. You go down there and you
watch it, it's like you kind of know what spiggot
that stuff's coming out of. But I don't know the
I don't I don't know how Big High Noon's uh,
bottling and canning operation is so maybe it's a little easier,
but that's a huge liability, huge liability right there, So
(31:41):
immon straight for uh the well the audience knows, but
for would be creators such as this Lunatics audio, I'm
gonna play here in a little bit, how to properly
construct a conspiracy theory? Okay, Ross, I have a conspiracy
theory that ties together three stories in the pack that
nobody suggest yet you ready for this? All? Right? Here
(32:03):
we go. Kamala Harris announced yesterday that she not running
again or she's not running for governor in California, and
watching people try to speculate why that's not why that
is without saying out loud that she probably can't fundraise
because the everyone felt screwed and the internal polling's gotta
(32:23):
be dog crap. Was interesting yesterday. But uh, I feel
that I was just thinking about this. Who on this
earth would be more excited that there are random cans
of celsius filled with booze than Kamala Harris. That's like,
(32:45):
that's like her dream. So I think that because the
story coincided and she realized there was this golden ticket
s chase she's got a like a warehouse full of
probably illegal immigrants, just opening these things like she's Vuka Salt.
So that's the bare bones ross. What do you think
(33:07):
that's pretty good?
Speaker 2 (33:07):
Huh yeah, it's pretty good.
Speaker 1 (33:09):
Yeah, yeah. And I just see her like Varuka Salts
screaming at him, you know, open faster, faster, because she
strikes me as that kind of person. Or Or if
you don't want to have fun conspiracy theories like the
one that I just hallucinated in front of you live,
you can go this route. Buckle in, We're going for
(33:30):
a ride. Everybody.
Speaker 7 (33:31):
White people are AI.
Speaker 1 (33:33):
Yeah, okay, all right, so big bold first opening statement there.
That's good. You want to be clear, concise, let people
know your hypothesis, what you're about, what you're going to explain,
what you're going to attempt to prove. All right, white
people are a I. Okay, let's go.
Speaker 7 (33:52):
White people are AI.
Speaker 6 (33:54):
Y'all know about the Garden of Eden, right, Yeah, one
that they tell everybody about in the Bible, we're the
first humans existing. What if I told you that's not
where the real first human is existing, but that's where
the real first white people were created before the.
Speaker 1 (34:09):
Bible wait, wait, I could wait, hold on, isn't the
origin story. I don't know if you want to call
it white people use a Middle Eastern people probably, which
sometimes get classified as well. I'm very confused here. So
it is a thing, but it's not a thing. Ross.
Did you hear about this garden at any point when you
were looking at the Bible stuff I have? Yes, okay,
all right? Were people created in the garden, perhaps in
(34:34):
one's image maybe just possibly, and then there's some other's
wackiness with bones and stuff, So okay, break this down
for me, ma'am.
Speaker 6 (34:45):
We had actual scroll and tablets that store ancient text and.
Speaker 7 (34:52):
Know what questions were real, the real meaning of it.
Speaker 6 (34:55):
That's why Eve in Adam was in the.
Speaker 8 (34:58):
Garden of eating, because the real garden of eating with
the lab the human race aka the Caucasian people work.
Speaker 1 (35:07):
I mean, it was kind of a lab of sorts.
I don't know if that's insulting to God, but you know,
he's making stuff, getting a feel for the rules. I mean,
it is a petri dish of sorts.
Speaker 8 (35:22):
Created in the image of God by.
Speaker 7 (35:25):
A black man who was a scientist.
Speaker 8 (35:28):
Because before white people ever walked the earth, black people
did he took the.
Speaker 7 (35:32):
Eve gene from them?
Speaker 1 (35:33):
I'm sorry. So the first man is George Washington cart
What is happening?
Speaker 2 (35:37):
I was imagining like King, like King from the MCU.
Speaker 1 (35:41):
Like he's canceled. Why would you?
Speaker 2 (35:43):
I'm sorry?
Speaker 1 (35:44):
Yeah, come on, it's very insensitive. Anyway, back to what
what's King doing?
Speaker 8 (35:48):
Only carrier of it and went and cut it in
half and smashed it together within Adams. Since they no
longer carried the original gene, there was watered down. They
were no longer connected to God, the same way that
the people who were born the natural way war. This
is what I mean by AI.
Speaker 7 (36:08):
So white people, your.
Speaker 8 (36:09):
Own people lie to you too, and black people their
lives with us because they don't want nobody knowing they sell.
Speaker 6 (36:14):
And that's why I created my own journal to help
you actually learn.
Speaker 1 (36:19):
Oh good, you're selling.
Speaker 2 (36:20):
Right. So it's o Kaang is in Wakanda, right, and
he he's in the lab but he says, you know,
he's he's doing what he's doing there, and he's like,
I'm going to create a species that looks just like me, King,
and then he does and they're white. Wait, Randich is
completely in their image, which is you know it. It
checks out.
Speaker 1 (36:40):
How are we AI though? Are we AI contained in
in like uh a cyborg like you know with the
with the weird e line robot that's got the AI
integrated And you're like, please don't turn it to Sassi mode.
Somebody gonna die. Are we that? Or are we? Do
we exist on a different plane. I don't know what
(37:02):
she's alleging.
Speaker 2 (37:03):
I don't understand what she's saying about. Like you, she's like,
there's a Bible. But before the Bible, you know, we
had scrolls. Yeah, yeah, I believe it or not.
Speaker 1 (37:11):
Can stroll scrolls and tablets contain ancient texts? Well?
Speaker 2 (37:15):
Yeah, and the Bible used to be individual scrolls before
they were put together in a code ax by Constantine
in like three thirty. You can't be no, we can,
we can carbon I mean that's literally how the Bible
came to be in a book form. Was he commissioned
these people? He say, hey, you know, we're now going
to be Christians, and we're gonna as a way to appease,
to apologize, I'm going to put all of your scrolls
(37:36):
because he used to read the individual books in scroll form.
I'm going to put them into a codex book form,
and he he had like thirty or thirty of a
mate or something like that, Like there wasn't that many
of them. But I mean, so, yes, she is correct
that the Bible used to be in scroll for if
was she saying something different? I don't know what she's saying.
Oh maybe she wasn't.
Speaker 1 (37:56):
One more time. All right, I'm sorry. We're gonna have
to just hold your breath, pinch your nose. Just it's
we'll do this together. It'll be fine, It'll be real quick. Okay,
it's well you tell your kid when they're about to
get a shot. Just all right, ready, here we go.
Speaker 7 (38:13):
White people are ai. Y'all know about the Garden of Eden, right,
the one that they tell everybody about in the Bible,
where the first humans existing. What if I told you
that's not.
Speaker 8 (38:24):
Where the real first human is existing, but that's where
the real first white people were creating to be.
Speaker 1 (38:30):
You know, she's got the real tragedy, and then we'll
get to it. It's her not intersplicing that voice where
the guy goes as ancient astronaut experts say, to have
to semi make the point. She's willing to make the point.
We don't know what the point is.
Speaker 2 (38:45):
I mean, that is ancient astronaut theory, right, that the
aliens came down and that they made the evolution happen
faster between like the ape and man.
Speaker 1 (38:54):
I don't know if that's complain because why did the
why did the Ananaki want do they make humans do?
Speaker 2 (39:01):
Right? The right? So the red right right right right.
So the theories that in Anaki came down and they
jump started the evolution of man by messing with the apes.
And the reason they did this is they were looking
to make a slave race to mind, to mind gold
for their atmosphere. Yes, on the Buu right, it was
the Bureau which was for some reason their their atmosphere
(39:22):
was depleted of gold or something. You hate it when
it happened, Yeah, you do, you really do? Yeah, sad
like Goldschlager oh Man.
Speaker 1 (39:29):
Yeah, yeah, so you're you're so that's the the whole
theory is about a slave race to mind stuff. So
I just I'm just anyway, I'm sorry. Let's say we
want to know about the scrolls. Man, tell us about
the scrolls for the Bible.
Speaker 6 (39:43):
We had actual scroll and tablets that store ancient text.
Speaker 8 (39:50):
I know what question is the real the real meaning
of death?
Speaker 1 (39:54):
See the Bible is so new it's right here on
my iPhone. See and iPhone didn't.
Speaker 2 (40:00):
Exist that good.
Speaker 1 (40:01):
Right, So there it is, there's there's the Holy Bible.
App right.
Speaker 2 (40:05):
She's just saying, is she saying?
Speaker 5 (40:06):
Is she?
Speaker 2 (40:06):
Is she making the the amazing claim that before the
Bible there were other scrolls.
Speaker 1 (40:11):
Yeah, yeah, I think the scrolls were the scientist notes.
Speaker 2 (40:14):
Okay, why okay.
Speaker 8 (40:18):
Was in the garden of Eden because the real garden
of Eden with the lab the human race, ak, the
Caucasian people were created in the image of God by
a black man who was a scientist, because before white
people ever walked the earth, black people did. He took
the eve gene from the black woman, the only carrier
(40:40):
of it, and went and cut it in half and
smashed it together within Adams.
Speaker 1 (40:44):
Since they know, wait, wait, hold on, only black women
have the eve gene. I missed that on the first
go round. What does that mean? They don't listen? What
is what? What? What is the point with that? So
then if eve's the a segment of the I'm sorry,
(41:05):
I'm trying to make it make sense to me, and
none of it makes sense. So like, so where did
the men part come from? What's where with the men?
All right? So the eve gene that came from black women,
which the only ones who possess it? What the dudes again?
Speaker 8 (41:21):
Remind me longer, Carrie, the original gene the was watered down.
They were no longer connected to God the same way
that the people who were born the natural way war.
This is what I mean by AI.
Speaker 1 (41:36):
So white people, your.
Speaker 8 (41:37):
Own people like to you too, and black people they
lights was because they don't want nobody knowing they sell.
Speaker 7 (41:42):
And that's why I created my own journal to help
you actually learn.
Speaker 1 (41:47):
I love that she has her own journal too, which
I'm sure is not written by AI. That's the irony here. Ross.
Do you think she penned a journal or do you
think she had AI pen one because she's lo how
loosely that thing was, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (42:00):
I'm sure it quote helped.
Speaker 1 (42:02):
Yeah, so white people help you break your bod. I
don't know what's going on. I'm entertained regardless. Holy cow.
Oh wait, hold on, Jamal knows stuff. What's up?
Speaker 5 (42:13):
Jamaldy Casey can that's good looking? Okay, let me tell
you this, Casey. That is the old nineteen seventies, five
percent of crap about the big head scientists named y'all
coup who created white people. Basically what he said was
he took a black man grafted him, which grafting me
you keep changing his color to where he got white.
(42:36):
White people were living in a cave, and that's and
black people was living in Africa with all this supposedly crap,
and we were supposed to be there in y'all coop,
the big head scientists. Because she is she read them
from probably her uncle, because I'm fifty. That's the same
crap black person used to have been telling for years.
They called five percent of then they switched. They named
(42:57):
the god bodies because what they were to will break
off of the nation of Islam. It was people who
went to jail and put these five percent of sell drugs,
sell dope and then games in the black community of
five pers and they didn't want nothing to do with
the nation, didn't want nothing to do with them, so
they kicked them out. They didn't want kick them out.
These people came up with the fire that that big
(43:20):
head scientists name your coop, who was sitting in a
lab and created white people, and so you said she's
reading from a note.
Speaker 1 (43:27):
I dia missed it. Dwy what is the scientist's name?
A pool?
Speaker 5 (43:32):
Your coop?
Speaker 1 (43:33):
Oh, I thought you said a pool.
Speaker 9 (43:34):
I'm like from the Simpsons, y'all cool, matter of fact,
matter a fact, if you watch the cartoon Black Dynamite, No.
Speaker 5 (43:45):
No, no, not some that y'all coo, y'all cool's supposed
to be asking from something some something mean African. But
if you watched the cartoon Black Dynamite, you remember when
they fought the King Kong when he was white. He
was it was supposed to be a king call he
was white, and they called him h World for white
(44:06):
anky miles honkey Kong. I didn't say the h shore,
so no one of us had said Ankey Kong and
they called him that.
Speaker 1 (44:12):
Well that I want to play that.
Speaker 5 (44:15):
That's what that was in the game. That was in
the game that was in the cartoon Black Dynamite, and
was starring Michael Jamoth White Force. You liked games, and
so that's and they talked about y'all two, which you know,
because it was based in the seventies and nineteen seventies,
(44:36):
black folks started coming up with this thing that white
people was grafted from black people. It was from a
big head scientist named y'all crew. When she was sitting
there talking, I said, dang, she got she got her
uncle notebook who probably died, or her daddy notebook he
knew him, and reading some crap her daddy wrote in prison.
Because what five percenters do is they take their quote
(44:58):
unquote knowledge, because five percenters can supposed to be able
to tell you the weight of the earth, the glands
in the sea, and they write this crap in notebooks.
And he passed along. And the one thing about the
big head science is your coup. That's what they do
in the craft and the white people. That's all that is.
That is literally word a word, because I bet you
(45:19):
she's gonna say, she's gonna say the scientist name your coop,
she gonna say his name, and she's gonna say the
words I know because I grew up her.
Speaker 1 (45:27):
So what is I want to know what Hon Krey
Kong throws. It's probably not barrels. What is it?
Speaker 5 (45:35):
He's supposed to be king called head white. Yeah, he's
supposed to be.
Speaker 2 (45:40):
Bob okay.
Speaker 1 (45:45):
When he was supposed to have.
Speaker 5 (45:46):
Been doing, supposed to be King Kong.
Speaker 1 (45:49):
He plays he plays pickle. Yeah, White King kongolo. Okay,
so he's playing the polo. Yeah, man, yeah, I forget
to throwing barrels. He's out there, he's yeah.
Speaker 5 (46:01):
Look it up.
Speaker 1 (46:02):
Look up.
Speaker 5 (46:02):
Look up the episode of Black Dynamite. Look up the
episode of Black Dynamite. Matter of fact, of Black Dynamite.
Speaker 1 (46:09):
I thought it was a game. And I'm just what no.
Speaker 5 (46:13):
I know, But Casey, that's all I mean. They have
gotten so bad now they are relterally refurbishing nineteen seventies
black supremacy craft. That's all that is, is literally black
supremacy craft from the nineteen seventies.
Speaker 1 (46:32):
Okay, all right, let me just because they got about
a minute here. So what about a good conspiracy theory
that Kamala Harris declined to run for governor of California
because she set her sights on tracking down all of
the accidentally booze filled celsiuses.
Speaker 5 (46:47):
Oh, I think she got booze Field. I think she
got booze Field when she said she wants she was
gonna run for governor, because they already reported nobody want
to give her no money. Nobody wants to give her money.
Speaker 1 (46:58):
Period.
Speaker 5 (46:58):
They don't they know they think you will go horrible candidate.
Speaker 1 (47:02):
Okay, all right, well, thank you for enlightening us, Jamal.
With Yaku Yakku, is he do you have like an
awkwardly oversized head like the Marvin Martian or what's going on?
Speaker 5 (47:14):
I'm gonna tell you who he looks like. If you
look at the Hulk, the leader one, the guy who's
always chasing the Hulk with the big brain, he looks
like in him. But but light skin. Basically, Youru's supposed
to be the lights light skin brother, and he created this,
so basically it's another slight at lights. It's a slight
(47:35):
at light skin because Yakul is supposed to be light
skin like red almost red bone.
Speaker 7 (47:41):
You know what?
Speaker 1 (47:42):
Uh that is as far as I am involving myself
in this conversation. So anyway, I'm gonna go play the
the Honkey Kong calculator.
Speaker 2 (47:51):
Jamal, I'm glad we cleared that up.
Speaker 1 (47:53):
All right, who, that's what we do. Bring clarity to
your morning or massive amounts of confusion that'll launch you
down a rabbit hole. Later we'll be back hanging just
a couple of things before we get in there. Because
now there's another one, and ladies, it's for you, you know,
(48:15):
if you dig dudes, it's for you. So yeah, watching
people freak out is great. I'm sorry, I'm just reading.
So I'm reading this headline, man interested hours long standoff,
lengthy standoff with Raleigh police and swats. This happened yesterday.
And then I'm like, well two and a half hours?
Speaker 2 (48:35):
Ross?
Speaker 1 (48:35):
Is that a lengthy standoff? Two and a half hours?
Really two and a half hours?
Speaker 7 (48:42):
That?
Speaker 1 (48:42):
No, no, no, no, Look, Branch Davidians did what fifty
one days? Okay? What ad Randy Weaver? What did he?
What did he get?
Speaker 7 (48:51):
What?
Speaker 1 (48:51):
It was almost two weeks?
Speaker 5 (48:53):
Right?
Speaker 1 (48:54):
Eleven twelve days? Ruby Ridge? Those are those look, those
are people putting up real numbers. I think now dirt
bags who would get into swat standoffs are just you know,
they're just lazy and they don't want to put in
the effort. Man, it's embarrassing. Back in my day we
had standoffs. Baby, Why that Branch Davidian thing was crazy.
(49:19):
I can't remember exactly how old I was when they
when that all went to hell? Ruby Ridge is slightly
a little too early for me. But you know, you
wrote Wyoming you know about it, So, yeah, I'm sorry
two and a half hours. That's not you're not even
getting a chopper negotiated, right, there's no you haven't had
(49:43):
to have pizza delivered for the hostages at that point. No,
you can't even claim to be hungry at two and
a half hours. So hopefully the spot guys have fun.
You get to eat them with a dog. It doesn't
say all right, So, by the way, Ross, thank you
very much. Right, if the show got done, Ross saw
some breaking news. He sent this over to me. Apparently
(50:05):
there's another new Sydney sweeneyad and she's not wearing jeans
this time, so I think maybe that'll make some people happier.
I don't know. She's rather actually wearing like a brown
kind of like a western looking bathing suit. I don't
know how to describe.
Speaker 9 (50:24):
It.
Speaker 1 (50:24):
Looks kind of like, you know, light leather. She's got
a cowgirl hat on, and you know, I don't even
know what the company of the country. They can't take
a country out of the two.
Speaker 2 (50:37):
Okay, kid, intact the data out of the country.
Speaker 1 (50:41):
They can't take a country out of the two shoes. Yeah, okay,
all right, Well, anyway, she's hot so everyone's mad again.
I'm here, dude, and not to be outdone. Dunkin Donuts
(51:01):
put an ad out and it's got some dude, some
you know, some model, big model looking dude. He's sitting
around in board shorts mostly on button shirt and uh
he's some model from Texas. I guess. So I was
reading and people are very upset because I'll just listen
to this.
Speaker 6 (51:20):
Look.
Speaker 2 (51:20):
I didn't ask to be the King of Summer. It
just kind of happened.
Speaker 7 (51:24):
This tan genetics.
Speaker 2 (51:26):
I just got my color analysis back. Guess what Golden summer. Literally,
I can't help it.
Speaker 10 (51:34):
Every time I drink a Duncan Golden Hour refresher, it's
like the sun just finds me.
Speaker 1 (51:38):
So sipping these refreshers makes me the King of Summer.
Guilty is charged, and that's it. There's no complexion refresher,
only a Duncan. So there you go. And it probably
won't accidentally have vodka in it. So you got that
going for you if you swing by Duncan.
Speaker 5 (51:59):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (52:00):
So people are still continuing not to cope. Well, in fact,
you see what The Atlantic wrote hold on this is
they refer first to Sydney Sweeney's quote retro sexiness, which
I think is a really really interesting that Washington Post
(52:20):
said that too. I think it's a very interesting choice
of words because of what does retro mean in this case,
what we used to do, and she's bringing it back,
she's bringing sexy back or sexiness excuse me, retro sexiness,
which kind of sounds like an admission that the last
five to ten years, when you've been telling that everyone
(52:42):
that this is the standard of beauty, that you think
they're fugly. So, I mean, I'm just dissecting the words
you're using. But then yeah, it was right, right.
Speaker 2 (52:53):
Ye, we're going to put attractive people back on TV
and advertisements, and is it's retro? Wait, so that's what
we used to do because people know when somebody's attractive,
you sort of just kind of, I know it's subjective,
but you sort of you know, you know, you know.
But no, no, no, this is this fuggly person with
the blue hair and the nose ring and everything, of
the septum piercing and four hundred and fifty pounds bigger
(53:14):
than the couch she's sitting on in the ad. That's
what That's what Kamala's daughter in law.
Speaker 1 (53:18):
Yeah, no, exactly, yes, malnutrition.
Speaker 2 (53:21):
Yeah, yeah, I rememberhen they tried to push her on.
U's like, oh look how sexy she is? Like what
most people would look at it and go, I don't
even know what I'm looking at her? Is that what it?
Speaker 1 (53:29):
Well? And yeah, and also for a moment I felt
bad for her, and then she talked, and then I'm like,
I don't feel so bad anymore, because, like to some extent,
if you get this thing laid out in front of you, right,
easy money kind of thing, and it's like the grief
you gotta take. Then I realized she like she was,
she bought, she believed it.
Speaker 2 (53:48):
So I just imagine that. You know the John ham
Madman meme, you see where he's always standing in front
of the board and it's always like a super obvious
idea that they're trying to put. You know, that's the
joke of the meme. Yeah, you know it's John hann
from mad and he's sitting there and he's just like,
how about attractive people in ads? Right now? That's crazy?
Speaker 1 (54:06):
Yeah, it's so weird how that how that works. I'm
sure Duncan I have to see how Duncan Stock's doing it.
That they're doing pretty good today. American Eagle got a
big old pop off off what they were doing, and
and he used and he used the word genetics in there,
which is what really sent them to the moon. But
then the Atlantic h and they had to write this.
(54:30):
I'm going to read this to you. It's it's quite
an observation. Even her figure referring to Sydney Sweeney, even
her figure has become a cultural stand in for the
idea pushed by conservative commentators. All right, so what's the
(54:50):
idea of being pushed by conservative commentators? Ready, that Americans
should be free to love boobs?
Speaker 2 (54:57):
And they're gonna wonder why they still can't get the
malev right, Like, why can't we get the younger male?
Speaker 1 (55:02):
Oh you like you like breasts?
Speaker 7 (55:05):
Huh?
Speaker 1 (55:06):
You fascist?
Speaker 2 (55:09):
So the left and a span of a week and
a span of a week, seven days, the left has
managed to make attractive people hot people and the love
of boobs a.
Speaker 1 (55:20):
Right a right wing thing. Yeah, well done, Yeah, I
love it. Absolutely, We're we're boobs for us. That's great,
all of them, well, not all of them. You gotta
have some standards, so but you know, at the at
the very least, Yeah, Yeah, So you're you're describing the
idea that somebody might look at Sydney Sweeney or or
(55:42):
somebody else, you know, standing there, lay in that bikini
and feel some sort of mild attraction there, and you
want to just you just want them to know, you
just want to remind them that what you're feeling is wrong.
It's wrong what you're feeling. That's because conservative commentators told
you you you like these things. Which, by the way, Ross,
have I ever done a segment on the show telling
(56:03):
the audience that if they want to be more Republican,
they have to like boobs. I don't feel like I have. No,
we have not, But when they've been part of the story,
we have not shied away from it.
Speaker 2 (56:13):
It's because you're responsible and now it's sort of your job, yes,
and you have to point that out.
Speaker 1 (56:18):
Yes, and more for me, so you know, whatever's as well,
like when they do you remember when the I can't
remember what it was, where they were trying what were
they trying to do. They were trying to house a
bunch of what was it, the Hooters waitresses. They needed
housing for them and stuff, and you know I offered,
I opened up Nobody took advantage of but I offered,
(56:42):
like this, we're willing to do what we have to
do on this show to make sure everyone is safe.
Speaker 2 (56:46):
I saw somebody online they were comment they were disagreeing
with Sidney Sweeney's agent, saying her agent is doing her
harm because she should be in ads, driving around like
a Mercedes Benz or something, but instead they got her
in dumb jeans commercials, cowboy hat or whatever, the boots
or whatever that was the second one, and ice cream
(57:07):
for like you know, Baskin Robbins. But like, when you
think about it, like they that agent is doing it,
that's like nothing is more American, thank Trump said yesterday
is blue jeans, right, blue jeans, cowboys and ice cream. Yeah,
that's fantastic.
Speaker 1 (57:18):
She's nailing it.
Speaker 2 (57:19):
Yeah now.
Speaker 1 (57:20):
And then in one of the commercials she jumps in
a classic Mustang. Yeah yeah. And then and then I'm
sure the stunt driver spins it out there and you're
like that badass car, So American muscle, ice cream, blue jeans, cowboys,
what do you want? Man? She's killing it, absolutely killing it,
(57:42):
and you know, and jeans are a legacy under themselves
of ads. We mentioned the Kate Moss Marky Mark, so
of our other listeners pointed out for them their childhood,
it was Brookes Shields doing the Calvin Klein stuff. Absolutely, man.
The only the Ross tell me if you would agree,
I disagree. The only way that her agent could do
her disservice is if the gene company was Jenko's. Can
(58:07):
we agree on that at least?
Speaker 5 (58:08):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (58:09):
Yeah, I think she could pull it off, though I will, I.
Speaker 1 (58:12):
Willing to watch or try. You know who really needs
one of these is Jerry Nadler. He needs an endorsement.
I'm sorry, Yeah, to envision that. Let's get Jeff Maher
from the Weather Channel because in foray today, what's going on?
My man? How you doing?
Speaker 5 (58:26):
Oh?
Speaker 11 (58:26):
I'm excited about some cooler weather as we had tours
the weekend here.
Speaker 1 (58:31):
Yeah, yeah, people, that's why Ray had to duck out
a couple of days. People were gonna murder them. So
I'm glad you're fixing stuff.
Speaker 11 (58:37):
Yeah, low eighties coming up Saturday and Sunday, which will
feel a lot better than what we've gotten. Coming up
again today, which is another heat advisory from this afternoon
until eight o'clock tonight. The reason behind your ninety four
the heat in decks up there between one oh five
maybe one o eight. That's how how will feel. Any
factor in the humidity, and as timperatures climbed, a few
afternoon thunderstorms will pop up and some more rain as
possible this evening and then cloudy over night. Out of
(58:58):
seventy five, little bit cloor tomorrow with the afternoon storms
and a high eighty nine. As far as the weekend,
that refreshably cooler air mass moves in with highs run
eighty three Saturday and Sunday. Just a slide chance for
a thunderstorm Saturday, and it's some sunshine to wrap up
the weekend on Sunday and early next week drying a
little bit warmer with sunshine Monday to hid.
Speaker 1 (59:15):
You're eighty five, all right, thank you, we'll chat in
an hour. That's Jeff mar there from the Weather Channel.
All right, come back, law enforcement trying to figure out
if this was a hate crime. I'll tell you about that.
And I don't know, Ross. Do you know if we
have any rooms now because I haven't been able to
see in like the old big studio out front. Do
(59:36):
we able to get in there? The other day?
Speaker 9 (59:39):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (59:39):
Yeah, yeah, it yep, did you find was it filled
with burn bags full of Trump Russia documents?
Speaker 7 (59:45):
No?
Speaker 1 (59:45):
It was not, Oh okay, because that'd be concerning, right
if somebody was to stumble upon a room kind of
sealed off and it was full of burn bags that
had not been burned yet, full of top secret Russia
Trump collusion documents.
Speaker 2 (59:57):
I mean, it wouldn't it be ideal?
Speaker 1 (01:00:00):
Okay? All right, well we'll see you know what we're
gonna We'll hit the ROSSI during the break and see
if that may have happened anywhere. And then also we
got Stephen Kent coming up at eight oho five lots
to get into with him. It is the CaCO Day
radio program. We're calling lengthy standoffs waiting for swat that
are only two and a half hours. That's not police
standoff lengthy. Not when I grew up. I'm a kid
(01:00:22):
of Waco and Ruby Ridge. Man. Those are days, weeks, months,
almost months, fifty one days in Texas there. But here
here we go, Mobile, Alabama, stepping up where a chucky
cheese brawl left twenty injured who needed medical intention, including
(01:00:42):
one eight year old who an adult punched in the face.
Twenty people in a Chuck E Cheese melee. That's putting
up real numbers in Mobile, Alabama. You absolute lunatics. Oh man,
I ross you. Did you ever have to watch a
twenty person twenty people injured in a single brawl of
(01:01:04):
the Chuck E Cheese when you were a kid? Uh No?
Speaker 2 (01:01:06):
And the reason why was back in our day, you
didn't have a skinny kid walking around in a Chuck
E Cheese outfit. You had these giant, elaborate animatronic Chucky
Cheese and his crew and they perform on the stage
and part of you was afraid they were going to
come to life and murder you. Yeah, so, I mean
we would we would behave ourselves in the check just
(01:01:27):
in case.
Speaker 1 (01:01:28):
Yeah. And dude, and you know that like five nights
of Freddy's in that Nicholas Cage movie. That likely is
that people closer to our age were inspired by that
same fear. It completely inspired Yes, yeah.
Speaker 5 (01:01:44):
So ummm.
Speaker 1 (01:01:48):
That's a little Oh it's a little eight year old
girl too. Oh good, and it's a nineteen year old
boy who hit all right. Well, everyone's learning great lessons there, hey,
speaking of that thing that we thought could never happen
where I asked Ross if we had a bunch of
burn bags like stuffed into the old studio room that
was part of the renovation where all the junk went,
(01:02:10):
just full of classified documents while we do not. Apparently
in DC they did. Cash Bettel, FBI director says he
discovered burn bags filled with thousands of documents dating back
to the bureau's Trump Russia probe from twenty sixteen. It
sounds like they were in a skiff that is not
(01:02:31):
in use. And then so maybe then that was in storage,
which is so weird. Like I but I don't know.
I feel like that's a problem though. One why you
burning all this stuff? And maybe there's a legitimate reason.
But two then why didn't you get to the burning?
Three now everyone thinks you planted them. The whole thing
(01:02:54):
is absolutely nuts. Burn bags referred to. We all know
what burn bags are. Shut up New York posts. It's
not immediately clear whether the documents found by Patel have
yet to reach their destroy date or preserve due to
an oversight by officials. They turn it over to grass
leaves that set a judiciary chair so clearly, but I
(01:03:18):
don't know. This is another one of those things where
it's like you're giving me the broad strokes, and I'm
just at the point where you need to get real
specific with me. Tell me what's in here, what's going on,
Explain the motivation, because I am getting real sick of
these where they tell you just and then everybody has
to then fight each other to work out the narrative,
and a bunch of people think they know what's going
(01:03:40):
on and they don't, but they just won't admit it
because they got to get the clicks, and the rest
of us have to sit here and debunk stuff. Sometimes.
I don't even know, man. The investigation culminated, well, it's
just a little background there. It was wondering, I'm trying
to get a handle on where if this is skiff
(01:04:05):
because it's weird. They said it was in a skiff.
Speaker 2 (01:04:08):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (01:04:10):
The whole thing is strange.
Speaker 5 (01:04:12):
Man.
Speaker 1 (01:04:13):
Uh all right, let me get Let me give you
just a quick little teaser because we're gonna we're gonna
talk to Stephen Ken coming up here in a few minutes,
and I definitely want to talk about the bringing retro sexiness.
Got the you know, Sidney Sweeney with her things. You
got this, dude, now that now they didn't know, Like,
I guess he's an okay looking guy. I mean I
(01:04:35):
would argue I'm more rugged and mysterious. So if you
guys are going for that, I'm I'm your huckleberry. But
either way, uh, people are losing their mind. So we'll
talk to Stephen about that. Steven Kent showing us this morning.
How you doing, sir, Good morning, Glad to be back. Hey,
I gotta I want to run something by you here
(01:04:56):
real quick. This is on the Sydney Sweeney slash dunkin Donuts.
I don't know what the guy's name is. Commercial and
everyone freaking out over this stuff.
Speaker 4 (01:05:03):
Gavin Cosgo, is that what it is?
Speaker 1 (01:05:07):
Yeah? Yes, yeah, little some for the ladies, little something
for the guys. So The Atlantic, as part of their
I'm sure really a student analysis of the whole situation,
wrote this. They and they're referring to Sydney Sweeney. They said,
even her figure has become a cultural stand in for
the idea pushed by conservative commentators that Americans should be
(01:05:30):
free to love boobs. So all right, so the Democrats
really want no young men voting for them? Is that
where we're at?
Speaker 4 (01:05:38):
They are drawing a line in the sand that men
must choose between boobs and the Democrats. You can't have both,
so good luck with that pitch. You know, human nature
has not changed that much that I could ever discern,
So I think they're gonna just commit themselves to being
out of power for as long as possible.
Speaker 1 (01:06:00):
They used uh. They both the Atlantic Washington Posts used
the term, which is very telling. They referred to Sweeney
as retro sexytro retro sexiness, using retro sexy, which sounds
like an admission if it's retro that for the last
few years we've been avoiding anything having to do with sexiness.
But yet it pushed as this is the new beauty standard.
(01:06:23):
So I'm really confused on this one.
Speaker 4 (01:06:25):
Yeah, you know, I would love to hear from a
scholar who like studies, uh, sort of the history of
beauty and whether or not standards are always set from
the bottom up or the top down. You know, there's
always been this talk about how like Renaissance era art
and women and depict it and it are, you know,
tend to have a little bit more meat on the bone,
(01:06:46):
and that used to be kind of part of the
beauty standard, and then things got thinner and blinder and
all that kind of Yeah, yeah, exactly, that's it's those signals.
But I mean, same with Sidney Sweeney. You call it
a retro beauty standard. I want to know if that
was basically just the cultural taste makers deciding they were
changing what beautiful meant even though the masses would not agree.
(01:07:10):
So I think what you're seeing here is just a
very basic, bottom level cultural backlass saying we never thought
that the culture changed on this issue. We still want
the same things that we walkedd twenty thirty years ago. Uh,
and it just happens to be, uh, fitness, and you
know whatever Sidney Sweeney.
Speaker 1 (01:07:29):
Has going on, Well that's the thing too. It's like,
so the healthiness and the fitness. You see these articles,
you're like, oh, you know, the guys to go to
the gym. There are a bunch of Nazis, right we
I've seen several of.
Speaker 5 (01:07:41):
Those articles exactly.
Speaker 1 (01:07:42):
Yeah. So it's like, yeah, this is this is where
we are right now. So I was going to add
one other thing on there, but yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:07:51):
It's weird political moment.
Speaker 1 (01:07:54):
No no, no, no, are you are you paying attention
to Joey swoll thing?
Speaker 4 (01:07:57):
I'm behind Joey Swoll.
Speaker 1 (01:08:00):
Oh, you don't know who Joey's You know who Joey
Swoll is, right, I'm sorry I should have throw this
in there for you. Joey Swollen, I know he's the
big fitness influencer that whenever somebody goes into a gym
and acts like an a hole in the video, he
makes these videos explaining this is not jim culture all.
Speaker 4 (01:08:19):
Okay, So he's a defender of being a good neighbor
in the gym.
Speaker 1 (01:08:24):
Yeah, yeah, it's his whole stick. And but he made
a booboo. He posted a photo of himself on Saturday
or Friday maybe of him dressed as Hulk Hogan in
a costume that had been gifted to him by Hulk Hogan,
and he just said, hey, this is a big part
(01:08:44):
of my childhood. It's why I do what I do.
And immediately the woke mob descended because you know, Hulk
Hogan's an unredeemable racist and you mentioned that as a child,
you liked it, and Joey Swoll made the worst mistake
possible and then he trashed on Hogan. So now all
(01:09:06):
the Hogan people are mad at him, the woke bob.
They be give one pound, they want three pounds of
flush and the guy like rage quit social media. We'll
see if it stays that way. But that's where we're at.
Speaker 7 (01:09:18):
That.
Speaker 4 (01:09:18):
I mean, that's that's truly wild. I was experiencing something
just the other day. We're one of my favorite comedians,
you know, who really just puts out all of her
stuff on YouTube and Instagram, mentioned that she was going
to take a nice relaxing evening and have some wine
and rewatch all the Harry Potter movies. This person is,
you know, in her early thirties, and that had to
(01:09:39):
come with a disclaimer of I don't endorse JK. Rowling
and her views. It's like, as soon as you go
down that route of apologizing, putting disclaimers on your preferences,
the simple things that you enjoy, it's over. You open
yourself up to attack. And it's so funny watching this.
I'm looking at this Joey Swell story. Now, I mean,
(01:10:00):
this is a strong dude, right, like, this is amazing,
but that doesn't mean that you have a backbone. And
as soon as you try to concede to the mob
or you try to anticipate blowback, it's over for you.
I mean with American Eagle, I've been waiting for them
to buckle and cave and apologize for running an ad
(01:10:20):
with a hot woman, and so far nothing. I think
they're actually scooting right through it. So that's a good time.
Speaker 5 (01:10:29):
I didn't they are they?
Speaker 1 (01:10:30):
Yeah, the stock price has done very well because you know,
we're anticipating the fact that this is probably going to
be a pretty successful campaign. What do you need?
Speaker 4 (01:10:39):
Yeah, I mean, we're we're in the post. Lizzo Lizzo
is the fitness.
Speaker 1 (01:10:44):
Model era neo that I don't have you seen Lizo,
I mean.
Speaker 4 (01:10:49):
Lizzo Lizzo's lost weight to Adele lost weight. And these
people they get assailed by their so called fans who
think that they need to be overweight in order to
be part of their tribe's it's really really sad.
Speaker 1 (01:11:04):
Yeah, it's like crabs in a bucket, man. I swear,
all right, here's the thing that terrifies me the most,
and then we'll get over to the thunder story. I
was just like literally telling Ross on the air the
other day. I'm like, yeah, or off the Artonum, I'm like,
you know, I saw this. I saw like a piece
of one of the New York TV stations did and
they were basically it was a bunch of twenty somethings
(01:11:25):
who literally spend their days just engaged in conversation with
one of the ais. Right, that's their friend, like they are,
and they talk to it like it's a normal person.
They have this long conversations. They get anxiety if they're
not able to sit there and be in constant communication.
I thought that was weird. Then I saw this. I
(01:11:45):
co parent with chat GPT. I love turning my brain
off and letting AI help raise my kid. I'm sorry.
I don't know if she's aware of this. The thirty
three year old corporate brands strategism. I don't know if
you know this. Sometimes it just says random stuff that's
not true. So if you're like, how much benedru for
(01:12:07):
Timmy he's got a cold, and they tell you four gallons,
turn your brain back on woman, But how weird?
Speaker 4 (01:12:14):
This is so weird to me, man, This is This
is a fascinating story. Lillian Schmidt, who is covered in
the New York Post. Everyone should to check this out now.
I want to preface this by saying I read over
this story this morning and the New York Post is
being in Fyndi area with their headline. I mean, she
does not say that she's letting AI quote raise her child.
(01:12:36):
She's letting it take care of some of the things
that take away a parent's time. And she mentions drafting
shopping lists, creating neil plans, planning birthdays and vacations. And
then I don't know what revolution is revolutionizing bedtime means,
but I think this is somewhat savvy. I don't know, Yeah,
(01:12:58):
exactly read this story and make it more entertaining our
ad music, but uh, you know, I think that there's
something to be said for planning vacations. Chatch Ebt is
great for itineraries, drafting shopping lists. I mean, that's not
a thing that everybody just knows what they need to
get for certain meals that they are going to assemble.
I think it's a pretty good use of AI and
(01:13:20):
it's a huge time stock. There's no reason we have
to do that.
Speaker 1 (01:13:24):
Yeah, women don't need lists because they still, even if
they have only five things on the list, they walk
in every damn aisle, Yeah, to go through every dial.
So it's like, what's what's the point even Yeah, the
problem is I see this and I don't know her
level of lean in watching that other video where these
people are like all day they're following this check around.
She's just talking to this made up thing like it's
(01:13:44):
her best friend, like her best each son, her earbudge.
She's in her car, they say, you know, they pan
through all this and she has a deep emotional connection
with a thing that's not real. And I just wonder,
you know, that's the sci fi weird thing, right that
we always wonder about. Eventually all just going to be
plugged into a chair in a room only interacting, you
know VR. Does it turn into what was the one
(01:14:08):
where nobody copulated anymore? The sci fi movie?
Speaker 4 (01:14:14):
No, that sound that sounds real? But I mean this, uh,
this whole this whole choice that we're going to have
to make with chat, GPT and AI. It's it's a
lot like Andrew Yang and his universal basic income claim,
which is that if we all receive money from the
government every month, that will use our time to do
things that are more enriching, will become artists or I
(01:14:36):
don't know, read more books or something. And I think this,
this person is making I think a case of I
agree with which is that you spend more time nurturing
and enjoying your children's company and less time planning what
needs to be.
Speaker 5 (01:14:50):
Purchased at the grocery store.
Speaker 4 (01:14:52):
I think there's something to be said for that. I
think the article is a little bit goofy, and I'm
not sure that I would seek medical advice chech GPT
when it comes to helping your children. But we all
search for medical advice all the time using Google. I
don't know anybody who doesn't do that.
Speaker 1 (01:15:10):
I'm always trying to understand I have cancer every time.
Speaker 4 (01:15:13):
So every day I think I have cancer, and all
my loved ones have cancer. It's a tough life.
Speaker 1 (01:15:18):
Yeah, the difference is we're able to go we don't
have cancer. That's ridiculous. It's a mosquito bite, whereas I
don't know, AI might lean into it, and then it's
going to teach the most kid that Hitler did nothing wrong,
and then that's the whole problem.
Speaker 4 (01:15:31):
So I mean my most recent trip to the doctor,
because I do this probably two or three times a year,
thinking I've developed cancer thanks to web md. But my
lymph nodes were swollen in my throat and I was
panicking and freaking out. I went to two different doctors
to understand these loves in my throat, and they're like,
your lymph nodes are swallen. Here's an antibiotic.
Speaker 5 (01:15:53):
You still don't have cancer.
Speaker 1 (01:15:54):
Go home, all right? So there's this other thing, and
let me just kind of describe. I saw this literally
just for the show this morning, and I got a
bunch of like what ifs. So here's the headline from variety.
Amazon invests in Netflix of AI startup. It's called Fable
and basically you will you can use her direct your
(01:16:17):
own shows. So it's we'll have all the processing. Now,
the question is will it have to be within templates?
Can you get templates of classic shows? Wouldn't that be
think about something? Think about it? If we could do
it to Star Wars, but we make it more definitive,
who's shot first? Like can you make changes like that?
(01:16:39):
Can you get rid of ray so you don't have
to watch three movies with her in it? How far
can this go?
Speaker 4 (01:16:47):
I think it can go quite far. This is all
going to be based on intellectual property, like who owns what?
And you can imagine basically they're they're creating scenarios where
you can make your own South Park story using fable.
Speaker 5 (01:17:03):
AI as long as they have the IP for it.
Speaker 4 (01:17:06):
You know, it's like, all right, tell a South Park
story in which I am dealing with a relationship issue
and my teacher wants to kick me out of my school,
and it will generate that story and put you into
it with animation. And they've got toy story and a
couple of other things that might be able to happen
with different ips. So yes, I think that this is
(01:17:28):
actually a future.
Speaker 5 (01:17:30):
And I'm not opposed to it.
Speaker 4 (01:17:32):
Casey, I think this is actually interesting.
Speaker 1 (01:17:35):
Yeah, a lot most people are not as creative as
they think they are, so I have My only annoyance
is people trying to share their stuff and it's boring.
But you know, you figure out how to bypass that. No,
if people want to do it, great, I'd love dude.
There's so many fun things like scenarios. If you think about,
like what happened in the breakfast club of one of
them modeed and died right howl. That have changed all
(01:17:56):
the heartfelt conversations, but they have come together at the end,
you know, just weird, twisted things that enter my brain.
So let's do it.
Speaker 4 (01:18:03):
Yeah, I think it's going to be a new mode
of entertainment at the end of the day. That's what
we're talking about here, is entertainment, something that people want
to sit down and do together. A lot of the
ads for this AI tech, you know, show like people
on the couch hanging out and like doing like parties
and watch parties of the stories that they're going to
create from scratch. I think that's a valid way to
(01:18:26):
spend time and enjoy, you know, just like goofing off
with people. But the risk is, of course that this
is not going to bring people together for AI watch
party nights. But people are just gonna you know, be
lonely and sitting around and doing their own version of
the Star Wars sequels in the dark.
Speaker 1 (01:18:42):
And you know the future we want the nerdery on
this is going to be amazing. And then there's the
the you know, the eight hundred pound gorilla in the room.
Let's be honest, where people might want to be able
to use technology like this and it's not for kid
Do you get what I'm saying?
Speaker 4 (01:19:01):
Oh yeah, absolutely, this is going to be a huge issue,
and I think that they're I think there will be
pretty safe and reliable ways to wall that kind of
adult content off, just based on certain search prompts, but
people always find a way around.
Speaker 1 (01:19:17):
Yeah, because I mean, that's the last thing you need
with some kid who's right on the cusp there and
they just you know what is Dora doing?
Speaker 5 (01:19:24):
Right?
Speaker 1 (01:19:25):
Like you just know that that that part is gets
real keep creepy real quick. But you know what if
Ferris Bueller caught astray while he was on the play
on the parade flow, how would that have changed? I
don't know.
Speaker 7 (01:19:39):
What.
Speaker 1 (01:19:40):
You've never wanted.
Speaker 4 (01:19:43):
You I've never I've never wondered, but I I believe
that you have.
Speaker 1 (01:19:47):
I feel like the movie would have gone in a
totally different direction. So anyway, I think it's like the
It's like the classic edited Rocky movie where the Russian
wins that whole urban legend. Right, you can do that now, yes,
Hevy Ross, I got four super Bowls for you to watch.
(01:20:08):
You're gonna love it. You're gonna be amazing. So and
I got four for the vikings as well, because that's
how we do all right. So, oh, real quickness, I
got just forty five seconds. I am pleasantly surprised, and
I'm looking forward to Fantastic Four. I like the people
saying that it's good, so.
Speaker 4 (01:20:25):
It's pretty encouraging. The word of mouth from this movie
is incredibly strong. I'm going to see it in the
next couple of days. But you know, I think Fantastic
four First Steps is somehow and this is a true miracle,
going to be better and more liked than the Superman
reboot from James Gutt. That's pretty shocking because Fantastic four is,
(01:20:47):
in my opinion, absolute B list superhero entertainment, and I
think they pulled off a miracle.
Speaker 1 (01:20:54):
What if Superman's parents or birth parents weren't evil? See there?
You can use it now on the new Superman movie.
All right, thank you, Steven, appreciate it, and we'll be
right back. A absolute alleged lunatic walks into his place
of business five gallon bucket of gas, douses him with it,
(01:21:15):
chases him until he's able to light him on fire.
And the line is that it is not a political thing,
even though he's a Republican, the councilman, that it is
a personal thing. And I have heard, We've heard via phone,
off the air and via email now from at least
half a dozen people you're all saying the same thing.
(01:21:38):
So I will let that come out on its own.
I will just say that if I'm probably there, that
it's not a political thing. But we'll see, because look,
if it's just a rumor everybody heard and then I'm
not I'm not going to sit here and get into
love triangle stuff for any of the rest of it. Okay,
So we'll wait and see. It's just a horrific story
(01:21:59):
all around. So I did talk, We've talked about it,
but there's there's nothing more to add to it. So
you know, there's that, all right. So check this out though.
The the the absolute irony of this, So the somebody
got in they we overused the word hacked so much.
(01:22:21):
A Metropolitan Transportation Authority meeting, which was you know, was
it teams or it was one of the one of them, Uh,
basically got interrupted. Somebody somebody penetrated the meeting. Uh, basically
during the middle of their meeting when they're talking about basically,
you know, the basic transportation costs and the fact that
(01:22:43):
they were going to be raising subway prices I think
the three dollars up in New York, which I don't
It sounds like a lot obviously haven't ridden the subway
in probably a decade. Up there, somebody decided, hey, let's
put some let's put some super naked stuff in here,
and so they got on, they got in, I don't
know how they got the thing, and then they showed
(01:23:03):
the whole meeting some dudes junk and everyone is very offended.
MTA chairman Jano Lieber later attributed the incident to a
group of people used phony credentially, yeah yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah ah. This is we're not stand for this. And
what's so funny about this is that at the exact
(01:23:24):
moment this is happening, this meeting, there's another thing happening,
and that is a fully naked man was caught on
camera riding the six train and chasing morning commuters around,
exposing him. He's naked, so I don't I guess you're
pre exposed and he's so. So the people, the transportation
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people up in New York City, under whose purview the
subway system rides, are very upset because somebody got up
in there and put a porno image, as you know,
to screw them. Meanwhile, the people who actually ride the subway,
who you just raise prices on they have to stare
(01:24:08):
at some crazy naked dude, which, by the way, the
police have not apprehended. In part they say because nobody
called the police. That's that is That's one of the
most damning statements I've ever heard.
Speaker 6 (01:24:24):
Ross.
Speaker 1 (01:24:25):
If you're somewhere where there's one hundred people and Raleigh
or wake Forest later today, let's say you got to
go over to target or something and there's a naked
dude just running around yelling at people. Do you think
that other one hundred people nobody calls the police.
Speaker 2 (01:24:37):
I'm tasing that dude.
Speaker 1 (01:24:38):
Well, this is what you've been waiting. Well, you have
dual sniper rifles. What's your problem? But no, somebody's calling
the police.
Speaker 6 (01:24:44):
Right.
Speaker 1 (01:24:45):
The citizens of New York couldn't be bothered to call
the police by crazy naked subway dude, not one of them,
probably because they're like, well, it's not going to do
any good or I don't want to have my name
attached look racist, even though it's a white dude.
Speaker 2 (01:25:02):
He's super white, right, and you don't want to say anything, right,
You don't want to be like, hey, Looney Tunes with
some pants on, because you don't it's gonna snap at
you and then you choke you and kill you, and
then it's gonna be like, oh, well they shouldn't have
said anything.
Speaker 1 (01:25:12):
Yeah, have opinions. Naked men running around their child? Yeah, man,
So that's that's just starting depressing right there. Nobody calls
the police. But yeah, I'm sorry, I'm sorry you had
to look at a photo in your zoom meeting. Maybe
the lesson is, don't do teams in zoom meetings. They're dumb.
Speaker 2 (01:25:33):
I mean, that's a really good point.
Speaker 1 (01:25:35):
It is a good point. The people who are your
customers had to stare at the real thing, which could
punch them. That photo is not gonna punch you or
whatever you had to look at. I don't even know
fully what it is it is. I know they're very
upset over it. Meanwhile, the customers are having to stare
at the real thing because nobody will do anything. Oh,
(01:25:58):
it's just so sad, man, just so sad. All right,
So Ross, we talked about it with Steven there. So
so the make your own you know, make make your
own changes, make your own movies, productions, the showrunner stuff.
Would you give fable to try? Man? I was just
thinking about a bunch of stuff during the break.
Speaker 2 (01:26:20):
Yeah, probably would. I mean, it sounds really interesting. I
just don't know how easy it'll be for them to
obtain the like the rights right, like the licensing rights
right right, But it sounds like I mean, when you
think about the potential of it, it seems like that's
like there's a real future there because.
Speaker 1 (01:26:36):
You could take like Godfather three and then just erase
all of it, right, Yeah, right, that that'd be good.
The Tom Cruise wore the World's movie. I rooted for
the entire movie for her to be fed to the
aliens because she was because she's she's so annoying in
the movie. I don't mind the actress, but the character
there was, I'm like, give her the alien I didn't.
It didn't even have to be the space aliens. Give
(01:26:57):
her some illegal aliens. I don't care. Yes, working fields now.
Speaker 2 (01:27:01):
I felt the same way about Infinity War with Gwyneth Paltrow.
I was hoping that whole movie would just be the
opening scene if Thana was crushing her, and then credits
would roll, and it didn't happen, and I was disappointed.
Speaker 1 (01:27:14):
Well, now, through the miracle of AI and Amazon, I
guess you can do that. Just sit there at home,
watch it on a loop man.
Speaker 2 (01:27:21):
We're watching an Iron Man the other day. We're in
another Marvel kick. It happens every now and again. And
I just can't stand Pepper Potts. I but every movie
would be better without her. Just take her out and
now we can do that.
Speaker 1 (01:27:33):
Yeah, I'd tell you, didn't you hear how I fixed
the last three star Wars. No Ray, No Ray, It's amazing.
We'll give Finn this moment. I think he can do it.
Ah'd be great. And then Ross and I are trying
to figure out which member of the Breakfast Club should
ode for my twisted little example. We're in a bit
of an impass. So you think what you know about
(01:27:58):
No No When you brought it up, I immediately my
thought was which one, which crew from the Breakfast Club
would o D and your weird AI version. I just
pointed out that you can, you can change stuff, and
it would be interesting to see then how that day
would have played out.
Speaker 2 (01:28:12):
Right, And I think the obvious go to is the
basket case, right, what's your serial? Sheety whatever her name was,
or the other dude, the Rebels, I can't remember his
name now. The fist at the end, wearing her ear ring.
But for some reason, my brain went to Brian, and
it's weird. First off, it's weird Brian. Here's the thing.
It's weird to me that I remember that that dude's
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name is Brian.
Speaker 1 (01:28:36):
How did I know that guy?
Speaker 2 (01:28:37):
I haven't seen that movie in fifteen twenty years, right,
and I still remember that his character's name was Brian
because I can see it going on, like he's trying
to bond with the cool kids and he does something
one time dead.
Speaker 1 (01:28:50):
Just just a horrible, horrible lesson. So I went Molly
Ringwold and she thinks it's Molly, but it turns out
to be finner. Oh yeah, so don't do drugs, which
was very uncommon at the time. Yeah, that's why it
would be Uh might have a little trouble rendering the
thought out and then the fairest thing, like, you know,
I'm not saying it kills him. I'm just saying it
(01:29:11):
represents Chicago in a fair manner.
Speaker 2 (01:29:13):
I mean, he wasn't supposed to be in the float.
That's completely illegal.
Speaker 1 (01:29:17):
Well that's we know that. So, uh, yeah, he put
himself in that position. So and then yeah, yeah, well,
we already talked about the dude. There's so many different things.
On a more serious note, they're just like, how many times,
how many of you have a movie or a television
show where it's almost it's almost perfect, or it's almost
(01:29:38):
just but they just made some decision at some point.
I remember the show Brockmeyer did this, which I really
enjoyed because of the storyline that they chose to go to,
and it just lost it. You know a lot of
people would argue the end of Game of Thrones too,
(01:29:58):
so yeah, who knows. But night mostly people will try
to use it for adult stuff, which that'll be super creepy,
all right, eight forty four, especially people who are into
like the board Queen and stuff those people. Eight forty four.
Let's go ahead and grab Jeff mar from the Weather Channel.
What is going on, sir?
Speaker 11 (01:30:20):
Well another day. Another heat advisory is we make our
way through this afternoon and ato the evening hours. That's
when the high should top out near ninety four, the
heated decks between one o five and maybe up to
one oh seven. And as we heat it up this afternoon,
a few thunder storms will be possible that I'll spit
the case, during the evening hours and overnights and clowns
and a low down to seventy five, showers and storms
again tomorrow afternoon up to eighty nine, but there will
(01:30:41):
be some relief from the heat as we headed to
the weekend, highly hitting eighty three Saturday with a mix
of clowns and sun and a slight chance for a
shower thunderstorm. And to wrap up the weekend on Sunday,
so beautiful weather with sunshine and high eighty three. And
on Monday, another dry afternoon with some more sun and
I eventually hitting the mid eighties. So hot and humid
again today, but there is some relief around the corners
we had into the weekend.
Speaker 1 (01:31:01):
Okay, all right, thank you, sir, to appreciate it as
it ken or you tomorrow. I believe it's ken tomorrow. Okay,
all right, Well, we'll talk to you. When we talk
to you and Rady, we'll come back with Jeff Bellinger next.
Hang on, Jeff Bellinger, Jeff, what's going on, sir?
Speaker 2 (01:31:14):
Oh, good morning.
Speaker 3 (01:31:15):
Case employers are stepping up the pace of layoffs. According
to the outplacement firm Challenger, Gray and Christmas Companies announced
more than sixty two thousand job cuts this month, more
than twice as many as in July of last year,
and it was the second highest number for any July
in the last decade, only trailing twenty twenty, and that
was at the height of the pandemic. But we note
(01:31:37):
that a pickup in layoffs is not reflected in the
latest data from the government. The number of first time
claims for unemployment benefits ticked up by just one thousand
last week to two hundred and eighteen thousand. Couple of
big tech companies in the news. Microsoft coming off a
blowout quarter. The company's Azure cloud computing business did especially well.
(01:31:57):
The software giants said it will invest heavily during this
current quarter to build out the data centers that power
its artificial intelligence services and metal platforms. Quarterly results top
Wall Street forecast. The social media company issued upbeat guidance
for the current quarter metas advertising businesses performing very well
and that company is also going all in on artificial
(01:32:20):
intelligence and that's going to help the stock market in
the early going. The tech heavy Nasdaq futures up three
hundred and twenty one points, the Dow futures up a
not too shabby one hundred eight and the S and
P of futures are up sixty points. Could see an
early rally. President Trump has decided to apply terraffs to
low value imports from all of America's trading partners, and
(01:32:42):
executive order goes into effect August twenty ninth. It will
suspend the so called Deminimus tariff exemption for small value packages.
This will raise costs for online retailers the ship directly
to customers here in the US. It could also, though,
hurt Americans who want to bring back things they buy
while traveling abroad. And best Buy announced today it's teaming
(01:33:04):
up with Ikea ten best Buy stores in Texas and Florida.
We'll have special sections featuring Ikea designed kitchens and laundry rooms.
Best Buy wants to find out if sales increase when
it showcases its products in the domestic settings. The partners
will also be testing using best Buy stores as pickup
locations for Ikea orders.
Speaker 1 (01:33:24):
Casey, all right, thank you, Jeff, really appreciated, and we'll
finish her up tomorrow. Huh yeah, onward to Friday.
Speaker 2 (01:33:31):
Talk you that take care?
Speaker 1 (01:33:32):
All right? Sounds good? Jeff ellingser' there from Bloomberg News.
All right, so just just a quick couple little things. One,
Kamala is not running for governor. Do you think maybe
it's because panda Dude's gonna run ross? They had some
they had some Democratic I.
Speaker 2 (01:33:49):
Don't know, man, so weird. I thought panda guy would
support her.
Speaker 1 (01:33:53):
Oh you know, okay, so she's not stepping out of
the way for panda do some dude in a giant
panda head.
Speaker 3 (01:33:59):
Democrats through a today and no one showed her.
Speaker 5 (01:34:03):
What the fuck is up?
Speaker 1 (01:34:04):
Let's go so some ground rules.
Speaker 10 (01:34:08):
I don't think that this will be super necessary because.
Speaker 1 (01:34:11):
You all seem really cool, smart and hot. Who the
are we and why are we here in a panda head?
Speaker 10 (01:34:17):
And also have had a long term feud with former
presidential candidate Marian Williamson because she even sucks means change
people's minds.
Speaker 1 (01:34:27):
That is an angry pandam I'm.
Speaker 8 (01:34:29):
Gonna go ahead and give it to.
Speaker 1 (01:34:32):
The person who's giving us special remarks.
Speaker 12 (01:34:36):
Hello, voters of tomorrow, I want to thank you the
following you all are doing to organize, empower and advocate
for gen Z.
Speaker 2 (01:34:44):
We must be intentional about.
Speaker 12 (01:34:47):
Lifting up our young leaders and encouraging your ambition. Your
generation has grown up on the front lines of so
many crises.
Speaker 1 (01:34:56):
How is she not getting any credit?
Speaker 12 (01:34:57):
Crisis, mental health? You know what's at sake and you
are not waiting for someone else to figure it out.
Speaker 3 (01:35:09):
That right there, if you didn't recognize her, was Kamala Harris.
Speaker 11 (01:35:13):
She's been on a siesta and she looks ten and
rested or something. The chair of the DN she saw
this and said, Yep, the party is dead.
Speaker 2 (01:35:23):
There's no doubt that.
Speaker 5 (01:35:24):
You know. We have work to do.
Speaker 8 (01:35:26):
When you hit rock bottom, there's only one direction to go,
and that's up, and that's what we're doing.
Speaker 1 (01:35:31):
No, No, you guys went a different You're like, let's
add a lunatic and a panda hat or head. So
you guys don't want to be the party of bress
or people that look good, but you want to be
the party of whatever.
Speaker 7 (01:35:44):
That was?
Speaker 1 (01:35:45):
What voter demo is? That is that Furry's ross?
Speaker 2 (01:35:51):
Is it an everything I love too? In that video
when she's giving the speech to the Panda Head Furry
Conference for Young Dems or whatever the hell it was,
there's a glitch in the software, so the screen keeps
getting like they're trying to fit into the frame, so
it keeps getting bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller
while she's delivering her speech.
Speaker 1 (01:36:08):
It is awful, you know what it's because they say
it's for young people, and it's just those geriatric screamers, man,
that are all the AARP things doing their best Rob Schneider. Hey,
fellow kids. Is a theory that I have because the
real young ones, they're out doing performative videos like this
chick who decided to go in a mall and stand
(01:36:31):
in front of an American Eagle store and make a
very brave statement. Are you guys ready because there's a
lot of bravery that's coming here. All right, Ready, here
we go.
Speaker 2 (01:36:41):
Hey, you want to go to America Egle?
Speaker 1 (01:36:44):
Oh, I can't go in there because I'm black, really,
because that's that's not a thing. What do you mean
you can't go with? Have you go to? Have you
been by an American Eagle? It's pretty much more of
an age and gender demo, but it's it runs the gamut.
(01:37:05):
I don't know, but uh yeah, all right, well did
you change the world? I hope you changed the world
with that. Okay,