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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Scott VORGIEZ. I don't know who needs to hear this,
but apparently no one else will say it, so I'll
fall on the sword. I know the people are not
gonna want to hear it, but I think it needs
to be said. And I think a lot of people
feel this way. You people in your jeeps with all
(00:20):
your little rubber ducks there in the front of the dash.
That looks stupid. You look like a child. You know
what that reminds me of. There's a picture of me
in my baby book where I would take a bath
and I had all these little Sesame Street guys and
(00:41):
it's noted I remember this. My mom wrote down in
my baby book that I called them my street guys.
I've always had my street guys. It started off as
Burt and Ernie, Grover and Oscar and the rest from
Sesame Street. But as it grew up it became Eric
and Jordan and Dave and Tim, and then later Spike
(01:02):
and Muscles and Brutus and then there. I mean, I've
always had my street guys. But it started off when
I was a little kid, and they'd be in the
little bubble bath with me, and I would line them
up on the side of the bathtub. I'd have to
have them all lined up, because that's what little kids do.
(01:22):
They take their little rubber duckies and all that stuff
and they just display them. This is my rubber duck,
and this is my other rubber duck. And this is
my little green rubber duck. Here's another yellow rubber duck,
and here's a pink one. This one's wearing sunglasses. And
you just line them all up. And jeep owners do
this right there in the front of the dash of
their jeeps. And you know what it looks stupid? Your
(01:46):
rubber ducks are stupid.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
What did jeep people ever do to you that you
are going to upset them like this?
Speaker 1 (01:53):
You know, the only thing that jeep people have ever
done to me is exclude me.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
Oh left out? Are you?
Speaker 1 (02:01):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (02:01):
In my world?
Speaker 1 (02:02):
Hey, when you drive up behind a jeep and you see,
I've always liked I've always liked a jeep, and on
the back of the jeep you got the spare tire
that I guarantee most of today's jeep owners wouldn't know
the first thing about how to change this tire.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
You are so hateful today, So you.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
Drive up behind one. You got the spare tire there
on the back of the jeep, which I always thought
was a very cool look. And then years ago they
started putting a cover on the spare tire. And what
does that say. It says it's a jeep thing. You
wouldn't understand.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
You are feeling left out.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
So I feel a little left out. It's not that
I'm opposed to a jeep or anything. I just, you know,
I don't need you waving it in my face, the
exclusivity and so forth. And now you're right. I guess
I don't understand the rubber duck thing. But I think
they look stupid, and I think a lot of other
(03:05):
people think they look stupid. What I mean, I drive
a buick. What should we do? Just line up a
bunch of you know, let's let's make some stuff out
of Plato and silly putty. That's what we'll do. We'll
take some silly putty and we'd take the silly putty
and we put it on a one of the Sunday
(03:26):
morning comics in the newspaper and go look, here's Dagwood
and Blondie arguing over the size of dagwood sandwich and
how long, he's gonna take a nap before he needs
to do his chores. And we just put that and
it transforms, transfers onto the face of the silly putty
and I put it there in the dash of my buick.
(03:48):
Or would that be stupid? Oh? I would? Yeah, So
are your rubber ducks? Rubber ducks should be played with
in a bathtub by children.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
Were tossed into the river with numbers?
Speaker 1 (04:00):
Are or however old Ernie is other than that? Yeah?
Or you know? Or play? Yeah, you have a game,
you play the duck game where everyone puts in some
money and says, all right, your duck number is forty two.
And then they come down there and they all, right, word,
you're grabbing a duck. And they pick up and they
look at the underside of the duck and they say,
(04:20):
all right, here on the underside of the duck, we
see it's a mail duck. You're like, oh, come on,
it's not anatomically correct. What are you doing? And the
number is thirty one. You're like, ah, lost, that's another
thing you can do with rubber ducks.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
That's about it.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
I wonder if the guy who makes rubber ducks is
a Jeep driver. He's like, you know what, these Jeep drivers,
they'll fall for anything. Yeah, it's uh, hey, we got
a cool new thing that Jeep drivers are doing. They're
buying a bunch of rubber ducks and putting them in
(05:00):
the front window of their jeep. If you don't do it,
you even a Jeep driver come on and people are like, well,
I better do this, Lina. And the more rubber ducks
you have, the cooler you are.
Speaker 2 (05:16):
Maybe it looks really cool on their dash when they
start getting that jeep death rattle when you get it
up over sixty degree or sixty degrees, sixty miles per hour,
you've heard of that, the death rattle, the whole front
end starts to shimmy and shake.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
It starts. She's starting to shimmy. She's starting to shake.
She's starting to shimmy. There's your eighties movie reference for
this segment of the radio program. That's airplane. No, I've
not experienced that. I think Jeep is a quality automobile.
I respect that Jeep is made in America, and oftentimes
their commercials are very very patriotic. Yes, a lot of
(05:58):
American flag waving, lot of callback to our American military,
both past and present. I think that's all great. I
just don't know what in the hell the rubber ducks
have to do with any of this. It's like, hey,
let's get a car. That's all about patriotism, Like we
were there, we are right fighting right alongside our soldiers
(06:22):
in the Great World War, and now today people have
rubber ducks on their dashboard, like, wait, what how did
we How do we get from there to here? Okay,
I'm just telling you they look stupid and you look stupid.
(06:42):
Take your rubber ducks off the dashboard of your big
boy car and put them back in your kids bathtub
where they belong.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
What did you eat for breakfast?
Speaker 1 (06:56):
Same thing I always do.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
I don't think so.
Speaker 1 (06:59):
The souls of the the people I despise.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
I see, yep, you get that in the large I just.
Speaker 1 (07:06):
I just feast on the souls of my haters the
dairy section. Every morning about seven point thirty, I have
a big bowl of in your face. That's what I
have for breakfast.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
Scott Boys Mornings nine to eleven, Our News Radio eleven
ten KFAB
Scott VORGIEZ. I don't know who needs to hear this,
but apparently no one else will say it, so I'll
fall on the sword. I know the people are not
gonna want to hear it, but I think it needs
to be said. And I think a lot of people
feel this way. You people in your jeeps with all
(00:20):
your little rubber ducks there in the front of the dash.
That looks stupid. You look like a child. You know
what that reminds me of. There's a picture of me
in my baby book where I would take a bath
and I had all these little Sesame Street guys and
(00:41):
it's noted I remember this. My mom wrote down in
my baby book that I called them my street guys.
I've always had my street guys. It started off as
Burt and Ernie, Grover and Oscar and the rest from
Sesame Street. But as it grew up it became Eric
and Jordan and Dave and Tim, and then later Spike
(01:02):
and Muscles and Brutus and then there. I mean, I've
always had my street guys. But it started off when
I was a little kid, and they'd be in the
little bubble bath with me, and I would line them
up on the side of the bathtub. I'd have to
have them all lined up, because that's what little kids do.
(01:22):
They take their little rubber duckies and all that stuff
and they just display them. This is my rubber duck,
and this is my other rubber duck. And this is
my little green rubber duck. Here's another yellow rubber duck,
and here's a pink one. This one's wearing sunglasses. And
you just line them all up. And jeep owners do
this right there in the front of the dash of
their jeeps. And you know what it looks stupid? Your
(01:46):
rubber ducks are stupid.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
What did jeep people ever do to you that you
are going to upset them like this?
Speaker 1 (01:53):
You know, the only thing that jeep people have ever
done to me is exclude me.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
Oh left out? Are you?
Speaker 1 (02:01):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (02:01):
In my world?
Speaker 1 (02:02):
Hey, when you drive up behind a jeep and you see,
I've always liked I've always liked a jeep, and on
the back of the jeep you got the spare tire
that I guarantee most of today's jeep owners wouldn't know
the first thing about how to change this tire.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
You are so hateful today, So you.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
Drive up behind one. You got the spare tire there
on the back of the jeep, which I always thought
was a very cool look. And then years ago they
started putting a cover on the spare tire. And what
does that say. It says it's a jeep thing. You
wouldn't understand.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
You are feeling left out.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
So I feel a little left out. It's not that
I'm opposed to a jeep or anything. I just, you know,
I don't need you waving it in my face, the
exclusivity and so forth. And now you're right. I guess
I don't understand the rubber duck thing. But I think
they look stupid, and I think a lot of other
(03:05):
people think they look stupid. What I mean, I drive
a buick. What should we do? Just line up a
bunch of you know, let's let's make some stuff out
of Plato and silly putty. That's what we'll do. We'll
take some silly putty and we'd take the silly putty
and we put it on a one of the Sunday
(03:26):
morning comics in the newspaper and go look, here's Dagwood
and Blondie arguing over the size of dagwood sandwich and
how long, he's gonna take a nap before he needs
to do his chores. And we just put that and
it transforms, transfers onto the face of the silly putty
and I put it there in the dash of my buick.
(03:48):
Or would that be stupid? Oh? I would? Yeah, So
are your rubber ducks? Rubber ducks should be played with
in a bathtub by children.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
Were tossed into the river with numbers?
Speaker 1 (04:00):
Are or however old Ernie is other than that? Yeah?
Or you know? Or play? Yeah, you have a game,
you play the duck game where everyone puts in some
money and says, all right, your duck number is forty two.
And then they come down there and they all, right, word,
you're grabbing a duck. And they pick up and they
look at the underside of the duck and they say,
(04:20):
all right, here on the underside of the duck, we
see it's a mail duck. You're like, oh, come on,
it's not anatomically correct. What are you doing? And the
number is thirty one. You're like, ah, lost, that's another
thing you can do with rubber ducks.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
That's about it.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
I wonder if the guy who makes rubber ducks is
a Jeep driver. He's like, you know what, these Jeep drivers,
they'll fall for anything. Yeah, it's uh, hey, we got
a cool new thing that Jeep drivers are doing. They're
buying a bunch of rubber ducks and putting them in
(05:00):
the front window of their jeep. If you don't do it,
you even a Jeep driver come on and people are like, well,
I better do this, Lina. And the more rubber ducks
you have, the cooler you are.
Speaker 2 (05:16):
Maybe it looks really cool on their dash when they
start getting that jeep death rattle when you get it
up over sixty degree or sixty degrees, sixty miles per hour,
you've heard of that, the death rattle, the whole front
end starts to shimmy and shake.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
It starts. She's starting to shimmy. She's starting to shake.
She's starting to shimmy. There's your eighties movie reference for
this segment of the radio program. That's airplane. No, I've
not experienced that. I think Jeep is a quality automobile.
I respect that Jeep is made in America, and oftentimes
their commercials are very very patriotic. Yes, a lot of
(05:58):
American flag waving, lot of callback to our American military,
both past and present. I think that's all great. I
just don't know what in the hell the rubber ducks
have to do with any of this. It's like, hey,
let's get a car. That's all about patriotism, Like we
were there, we are right fighting right alongside our soldiers
(06:22):
in the Great World War, and now today people have
rubber ducks on their dashboard, like, wait, what how did
we How do we get from there to here? Okay,
I'm just telling you they look stupid and you look stupid.
(06:42):
Take your rubber ducks off the dashboard of your big
boy car and put them back in your kids bathtub
where they belong.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
What did you eat for breakfast?
Speaker 1 (06:56):
Same thing I always do.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
I don't think so.
Speaker 1 (06:59):
The souls of the the people I despise.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
I see, yep, you get that in the large I just.
Speaker 1 (07:06):
I just feast on the souls of my haters the
dairy section. Every morning about seven point thirty, I have
a big bowl of in your face. That's what I
have for breakfast.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
Scott Boys Mornings nine to eleven, Our News Radio eleven
ten KFAB
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