February 7, 2025 • 27 mins
Thank you to the mayor of Philly for winding me up today!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Scott VORGIEZ.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
There are some people that say, well, why don't you
mix in some veggies with your Super Bowl party? Which
is fine. We talked earlier with Courtney Donahoe from Bloomberg.
I asked her what she would do, and she's like, well,
I'm making some vegetables. We got some cauliflower, but I'm
gonna deep fat fry it and I'm gonna dip it
in buffalo sauce, wrap it and bacon, and then shove
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it in a donut. She didn't say all of that,
but that's that's at least where my brain eventually took it.
So if you're gonna do that, I mean, have at it.
Go nuts with the Super Bowl party. I know it's
I always make the argument like, oh, come on, there's
all these these so called doctors that come out and
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go all right, don't overdo it at the super Bowl.
Don't start drinking a whole bunch and eating a bunch
of bad foods and a fatty processed fried foods. I'm like,
come on, it's the Super Bowl. And they say, Scott,
but you do it every day. I'm like, yeah, but
now I'm gonna do it with the Super Bowl.
Speaker 3 (01:07):
Do you do it every day?
Speaker 4 (01:09):
I don't do it every day.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
Sometimes I have my latest thing here is I kind
of have a soft spot right now for the ASA
E Bowl, which I also deep fat fry and dipping
buffalo sauce, wrapping bacon and shoving to a donut.
Speaker 3 (01:27):
Do deep fry it in bacon? Grease?
Speaker 4 (01:30):
Yeah? Are you not supposed to do that?
Speaker 3 (01:32):
No? Encourage it?
Speaker 4 (01:33):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (01:34):
Cool?
Speaker 2 (01:35):
Yeah, there are some people that don't want you to
overdo it for the Super Bowl. One of those people
here is the mayor of Philadelphia, who is encouraging people
to not not do anything too dumb here for the
Super Bowl this weekend. Hang on, let me, I want
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to cueue this up you talking about first, I wasn't
planning on doing that in this segment. I said a
moment ago, like, hey, whatever happens next, I'll be just
as surprised as you to hear. So I'm queuing this
up here. And the response that this is the mayor
Philadelphia talking about measures that they're taking in the city
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ahead of Sunday's game. If you're thinking I thought the
game was in New Orleans, No, you're right. The game
is in New Orleans. So this is the measures she's
taken to ensure that Eagles fans win or lose, don't
destroy the city. And she starts talking more like mom
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than mayor here and telling people what they should or
should not do things.
Speaker 5 (02:45):
But wherever you go, please celebrate response there we go
on Sunday, don't drink too much over you know, over
you know, in body can lead people to make rash
and poor decisions and how they celebrate, and we want
to make sure that everyone celebrates responsibly.
Speaker 4 (03:09):
Hey, don't you tell me about my drinking. My drinking
is fine. Don't you tell me I can't have my drinking.
Speaker 3 (03:16):
If there weren't rash decisions in my life, I don't
have any decisions at all.
Speaker 4 (03:21):
Did she say that the best?
Speaker 2 (03:22):
You say that drinking too much can lead to like
to Joe Biden? Is that what she's oh and bibing.
I think is what she said there, Drinking too much
can lead you to vote for Joe Biden.
Speaker 5 (03:33):
That that's extremely important, is that we should be respectful
of others when we win, right, and people will inevitably
wind up on Broad Street or at Frankfurt and Kopman
or wherever they go to celebrate.
Speaker 4 (03:51):
Yeah, don't go to these specific places.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
I'm telling everyone in the city to go and celebrate
or wherever.
Speaker 3 (03:58):
Right, don't will show up at this spot, this ball,
or you know wherever.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
I'll come over to my house at thirty seven oh
five Franklin Street. Don't people are gonna end up on
Broad Street, like especially out here in front.
Speaker 3 (04:18):
Or wherever.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
Don't come to this place that I just said is
going to be an awesome place to come and celebrate
and maybe burn down. So she says, all right, people
are gonna be drinking.
Speaker 4 (04:28):
Now.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
She's framing it as if the win, the Eagles win, right,
But the reality is is that we see this from
time to time when a team either wins or loses
a major championship, fans will go out there and, either
being angry or happy, go and set fire to their town.
Speaker 5 (04:47):
Be respectful of our fellow Eagles fans.
Speaker 4 (04:51):
No fighting, please, our fellow Eagles fans.
Speaker 3 (04:57):
Don't fight each other.
Speaker 4 (04:58):
Yeah, I'll tell you what, Jalen Hurts is the best
quarterback I've ever seen. It. Really, am more of a
Randall Cunningham guy.
Speaker 3 (05:04):
Why you sum.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
No, hey, no fighting, no fighting. A fellow Eagles fans
some other guys like, what about Ron Jawarski, What about
Ron Jaworski, fellow Eagles fans out there fighting each other?
Speaker 4 (05:21):
What else mayor Charrelle Parker?
Speaker 5 (05:23):
You know, no pushing and shoving people.
Speaker 4 (05:26):
No pushing, no shoving.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
This is instructions the Peewee Herman gave the animals as
he was letting them out of the pet store that
was on fire.
Speaker 3 (05:34):
She does not sound like anything.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
Pushing, no shoving, no fighting, no biting, no hair pulling,
no pushing, no shoving.
Speaker 5 (05:42):
Can fall and literally hurt themselves.
Speaker 4 (05:44):
You can.
Speaker 2 (05:45):
If you're pushing and shoving, you can fall and literally
hurt yourself. You can also figuratively hurt yourself the emotional scars.
You know, the physical scars they'll heal, but the emotional
scars of falling, the embarrassment, the wondering if you can
get back up? You know those. I meant to do that, right,
(06:08):
It's another pee Wee Herman line. I meant to do that. Yeah,
all right, So no pushing, no shoving, no fighting, no drinking,
no falling, because you could literally hurt yourself.
Speaker 5 (06:21):
This next point is one that I want to be
very emphatic about.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
Don't Please don't tell me not to climb a light pole.
Speaker 5 (06:30):
Don't climb light poles else. Come on, please, Philadelphia, I
implore you as your mayor, do not climb light poles.
Speaker 4 (06:43):
You imagine I think I could.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
I think I could imagine mayor stother coming out going. Please,
I've talked about this with the police chief and our
director of public safety and everything. Just please win the Husker,
win the national championship. Don't go to whether it's Howard
Street or Capitol or specifically seventy second in Dodge at
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six thirty pm. Don't go to seventy second in Dodge
and try and climb the crossroad.
Speaker 4 (07:15):
Signed. Please don't do that. Come on now, No climbing
of light poles.
Speaker 5 (07:25):
Or anything else or anything else. This comes up every
time we have an outdoor celebration.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
A single time we got people to get Every time
we have anyone come out and do anything, someone's gotta
start climbing light poles. Is there not for climbing. That's
why we don't put steps or other things you can
grab onto. If you're it's more of a shimmying of
the light pole than a climbing, don't do that.
Speaker 3 (07:49):
Well, maybe like we get ready for ice storms. They
need to get ready for storms like this, and they
need to grease those poles up.
Speaker 4 (07:56):
We're gonna be greasing the poles.
Speaker 3 (08:02):
It's a picture people trying to climb up.
Speaker 4 (08:05):
Bowl Mayor Philadelphia Mayor Cherrell Parker.
Speaker 2 (08:12):
She had to come out and try and say something
like when we win, because you know, she's a huge
Eagles fan, right because two weeks ago when they won
the NFC Championship and it was onto the Super Bowl,
she decided to start spelling.
Speaker 4 (08:27):
Well, listen, we've got to do this. Let me hear you.
Speaker 3 (08:30):
All saying, he oh oh, what.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
Eagles is spelled E A G L E S. She
spelled it all right here one more time here, back
it up.
Speaker 4 (08:52):
Well, listen, we've got to do this.
Speaker 5 (08:53):
Let me hear you all say, he oh.
Speaker 6 (08:58):
Oh E L G S E s egxles this.
Speaker 3 (09:11):
Maybe it was an A.
Speaker 2 (09:14):
No, she said l and then she said s E
l G S E l g s e S.
Speaker 3 (09:23):
Well, see, here's the thing about that, though I can't
never that I can't spell Eagles when and I play
Eagles at kg O R all the time. Never time
I played, I'm staring at the name.
Speaker 2 (09:37):
But you're not, but you're not spelling it as you're saying, Hey,
it's omahas you got. If you're an FM DJ, you
gotta lead everything with hey, hey, coming up life in
the fast Lane with E L G S five?
Speaker 3 (09:52):
No, but I am pie. Did I hear a.
Speaker 4 (09:54):
Fiber September niner s?
Speaker 5 (10:00):
No?
Speaker 3 (10:00):
But I will?
Speaker 2 (10:01):
Now, spelling is hard. That is Mery of Philadelphia, Sharrel Parker.
And you heard her here on news radio eleven ten
k AB.
Speaker 1 (10:10):
Four Scott Bodies were you know it? News Radio eleven
ten kfab.
Speaker 2 (10:15):
She said it was such conviction too, just She's like,
I'm just gonna start saying. Now those letters are actually
in eagles, you know, so she wasn't way off. It's
like that TV commercial the guys are lined up with
the letters on their chest. The girl looks over and says,
that doesn't say what you think. It says like, hang on,
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move down. Guy comes down and goes, hey, I'm the
w for.
Speaker 3 (10:40):
The next time you try to spell K whatever.
Speaker 4 (10:43):
K four you need to.
Speaker 3 (10:45):
Say it with conviction.
Speaker 2 (10:46):
Yeah, I did, No, you didn't I did? Oh, you're right,
I stumbled through it. Now, what's this other story I
saw headline, Pharma group wants to block a dangerous Super
Bowl ad. All right, what's this about? Pharmaceutical and Industry
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group is slamming a dangerous advertisement from hymns and hers hyms.
We don't run those commercials right now. I hadn't been
on the radio here this past week hymns commercials. I
kind of enjoyed those here on news radio eleven to
ten kfab was.
Speaker 3 (11:31):
That the purpose of it? I just enjoy the commercials.
Speaker 4 (11:35):
I thought it was cute.
Speaker 2 (11:37):
And then they'd say, you can use hymns to have
a more voracious, prurient appetite, and you can also lose
weight and you can grow hair. And you're like, is
this all one pill or the session or treatment? Is
this multiple?
Speaker 4 (11:57):
Who are you? Willie Walker?
Speaker 5 (11:58):
Hey?
Speaker 2 (11:59):
You take this one and at first it tastes like watermelon,
and then it tastes like chocolate, and then it tastes
like gravy. Take this one pill. At first you're gonna
regrow your hair, then you're gonna lose weight, and then
when women want you again, you're gonna be able to
satisfy them. Yes those commercials, Yes, yes, So apparently they
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had to pull their ads for the time being from
eleven to ten kfab as. They are focusing their money
on Super Bowl ads, so apparently hymns. Let's see here,
it's a one minute ad promoting oh, some of these
Semiglue tide weight loss things, and they're saying it's a
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generic of a prescription drug and it doesn't comply with
FDA prescription drug rules. Look, I think this is hilarious.
Speaker 4 (12:55):
Not any of this. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (12:58):
I mean, like, like any pharmacut, it's gonna work for
some people, it's not gonna work for others. What I
think is so funny is the number of guys who
like the pharmacy industry, came out and said, all right, guys,
we got something for you. It's the COVID vaccine. And
people are like, what's in it?
Speaker 4 (13:17):
What's it do?
Speaker 2 (13:18):
What are the side effects? Can we sue you if
it doesn't work? Pharmacy company is like the Great Oz.
Speaker 4 (13:24):
Silence, do not question the Great Oz.
Speaker 2 (13:29):
No, you can't sue us, do not question us. And
Americans were like, I don't know. Some Americans were like,
I don't know, seems shady, not sure I want to
take it. And then the pharmacy company said all right,
how about this? This will help you lose weight and
increase your sexual potency. Guys are like, give me, give
me some how many can I take all of them?
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They're like no, just wan at a time for an hour,
like no, like one day? Do you want to know
what's in it?
Speaker 4 (13:56):
Don't care?
Speaker 2 (13:57):
I already took three of them. When does it start
to work? I got stuff to do. I got a
lot to do. Guys for like, don't care what's in it?
You can sue us if it doesn't work. Nah, you know,
sometimes you just got to roll the dice. This is
the important stuff.
Speaker 3 (14:14):
We'll get another week of this.
Speaker 2 (14:15):
Weight loss, growing my hair, sexual potency. This is great,
get another week of what.
Speaker 4 (14:22):
You oh, five hours?
Speaker 2 (14:24):
As I said yesterday, it's usually after ten thirty where
the filter completely comes off. You see, I'm close getting
not getting much sleep and getting I'm doing more radio
than sleep here while Gary Sadlemaire is gone from kfab's
morning news. Thankfully, every once in a while I get
to take a commercial break. U hear me, Scot hear
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me this radio eleven ten KFAB. Some emails in the
Zonker's custom was inbox. Brian says, I always look forward
to these types of days. I actually sent my wife
a text at ten o'clock and said, it's all time
for the best and funniest hour of radio. Go cheaps.
That's from Brian, thank you for mocking me, and it's
(15:10):
it does get better as the time goes on. And
this I really don't like doing this, but I feel
like I should, as some level of explanation, say well,
Gary's gone and so I'm hosting the morning show that
I'm doing this show because Lucy does that every single day.
(15:31):
What do you do the morning show? And then you
hang out on this show and then we hear you
until midnight on kgU R O. No, no, you're you
just work the long shifts.
Speaker 3 (15:44):
Yeah, but mostly I just ignore you on this one.
Speaker 2 (15:47):
So I'm sorry. What wasn't listening what I see? Here's
the difference. You're used to the schedule that you have.
Your schedule is roughly the same. My schedule has been
all over the place, and so until I and then
the problem is then I get used to the schedule
because Gary is also gone all next week and if
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my voice holds up, we're gonna keep doing that. I
don't want to put Glenn beck On unless I can't talk,
that's gonna be fun. Or if you know, I get really,
really hungry, which is another problem. My eating schedule in
the morning is way off, so I get angry. Someone
emailed and said, you need a Snickers. No, you're right,
I do. That was from from kl You need to
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eat a Snickers?
Speaker 4 (16:33):
You do?
Speaker 2 (16:35):
No, you're right I do too. So I'm not whining.
Am I whining?
Speaker 4 (16:41):
I'm tired of hungry, just a little keep talking on
the radio.
Speaker 2 (16:46):
So I just said, it tends to get maybe a
little bit more unfiltered after ten o'clock.
Speaker 3 (16:53):
I don't have a problem with that.
Speaker 4 (16:55):
I like it wiped out.
Speaker 3 (16:57):
But you're still not gonna let me talk conspiracy theories,
so move on.
Speaker 2 (17:01):
Do you have one no good your conspiracy theories? Or
it's not the conspiracy theory, it's here's what it.
Speaker 3 (17:12):
Is, the nuttiness.
Speaker 2 (17:13):
No, it's you'll throw out a conspiracy theory and I'll think, Okay,
this is an interesting thing. Let's talk, and then you'll
just you'll you'll shut down. You'll say or blah blah,
black conspiracy, and I'll say, really, you know, why would
that happen? And who would do that, and what would
happen ifan you're and you're just like, I don't know,
(17:35):
I don't follow the money.
Speaker 4 (17:36):
And I'm like, all right, so fair, fair, you just.
Speaker 2 (17:39):
Come in and drop a verbal grenade and then you're
into the Homer Simpson bushes and I'm left here to
try and pick up the pieces.
Speaker 3 (17:48):
Well, you haven't been taking your methane blue to read
my mind?
Speaker 4 (17:52):
What my what?
Speaker 3 (17:55):
Isn't that? What? Uh? Robert Kennedy's his blue drink.
Speaker 4 (17:59):
Is methane blue.
Speaker 3 (18:01):
I don't know if it's methane, it's something methyal something
methyl something.
Speaker 2 (18:06):
I think it's electric blue, Midnight blue. I prefer electric blue.
My mad house is that math house that does that song?
Speaker 3 (18:15):
I believe so in Midnight Blue.
Speaker 2 (18:17):
Is yeah foreigner, that's right. Stuff you want to do
karaoke Friday?
Speaker 3 (18:25):
We don't have much time.
Speaker 4 (18:26):
We'll get plenty of time.
Speaker 3 (18:28):
What are we seeing?
Speaker 4 (18:29):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (18:30):
I'll sing backup.
Speaker 2 (18:32):
I can't hit the high notes in either of those
songs even on a good day. Let's just keep reading email,
Coray says, extended Scott and Lucy hours. This has been
the best week of my life. Coray, God bless you.
I am so sorry for you. Jason says, I used hymns,
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which is, you know, a male potency, weight loss and
hair growth. It says, I use hymns. Now I have
a very thin Harry, I can't say that, but good
for you. And then David and Aaron and Mike Jason
all said yeah, Roger Craig was the first. And I said,
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my knowledge of NFL statistics is pretty much limited to
the eighties and early nineties. And then I started dating
and so I don't remember stuff as much anymore. So
I said, Roger Craig only player to run for one
thousand yards and have a thousand yards receiving in the
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same season for the forty nine ers, And I said,
that might someone's probably done it since well, I guess
Marshall Falk did it, and Christian McCaffery also did it.
So thank you boys for helping me out there. Now,
Sarah says, was that press conference for real? Oh that's right,
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that's how all this started. Press conference of the mayor
of Philadelphia. She's like, stop fighting and burning the cities down,
sitting down if we win or lose the Super Bowl.
By the way, she went on, I'll read Sarah's email,
and then Sarah says, seriously, I feel like I was
being talked to by a principal or a parent. If
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I was a Philadelphia resident, I would be really annoyed
to be treated like a child who is five years old. Well,
sometimes a bunch of drunk dudes have to be treated
like children. Any woman will tell you that, or any
sober guy will tell you that we're going to the
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strip club. No, we're not going to the strip club.
I'm taking you home. Nah, come on, it's Friday night.
It's not Friday night anymore. It's very early on Saturday morning.
I think the strip club's closed.
Speaker 4 (20:53):
They never closes. It's a twenty more hour strip club.
Speaker 2 (20:56):
You know it's not. We're taking you home. There was
one guy who I actually turned the heat up in
my car to try and put him to bed like
a toddler while I was driving him home, and he
just stopped fighting and eventually just fell asleep.
Speaker 4 (21:09):
It does work.
Speaker 2 (21:11):
I would have cut the air in the cabin pressure,
but I wasn't flying an airplane at the time, and
that probably what affected me. Back to the Mayor of Philadelphia.
Speaker 5 (21:20):
Of our fellow Eagles fans, no fighting, please you. No
pushing and shoving. People can fall and literally hurt themselves.
Speaker 4 (21:29):
Literally, this next point she had to tell.
Speaker 2 (21:32):
People don't push someone, they could fall and literally hurt themselves.
Speaker 3 (21:35):
Yeah, she sounds like she's not really adept at public speaking,
maybe not very accomplished or were practiced at it. I
guess what.
Speaker 2 (21:42):
Does that say about the people who elected her mayor
Cherrelle Parker Philadelphia.
Speaker 3 (21:47):
She might be a great mayor and but she might
just not be a great ike speaker.
Speaker 2 (21:51):
Well, I cut her off too early earlier in this hour,
she's telling people not to climb light poles.
Speaker 4 (21:58):
So wait, we'll let her go.
Speaker 5 (22:00):
It's one that I want to be very emphatic about.
Don't climb light poles or anything else. Please, Philadelphia, I
implore you, as your mayor, do not climb light poles
or anything else like. I know this comes up every
time we have an outdoor celebration after our Philly teams win.
Speaker 4 (22:23):
And I get it.
Speaker 2 (22:24):
But folks and I get a wait, and I get it.
I am thinking back in my lifetime, I've been overjoyed
by my team's winning, whether it's as a kid, my
Los Angeles Lakers winning NBA finals throughout the eighties, that
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was very exciting. In the nineties, of course, my Nebraska
Cornhuskers winning three national championships in four years absolutely amazing.
I went to seventy second at Dodge. At no point
was I like and now it's time to climb a
light pole. But I did start fighting and pushing and
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shoving guys. So she says, don't climb any light poles and.
Speaker 5 (23:12):
Or attempting to climb up a light pole or a
bus shelter or really any structure for that matter, or.
Speaker 2 (23:21):
A bus shelter or a homeless shelter or a McDonald's.
No pushing, no shoving. Also, don't run with scissors. It'd
be very dangerous. If you have to engage in celebration
after the E LG. L SL's win on Sunday, then
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if you have to hold scissors, you gotta hold them
with the pointy side in your hand and then walk
slowly around the city with the handle side up. This
will help you to keep from falling and stabbing yourself
in the face. So no running with scissors.
Speaker 3 (24:00):
Don't forget to floss.
Speaker 2 (24:02):
This is after you thoroughly cheer chew your food. Now
I have to be very emphatic about this. When you're
eating on Sunday, you're eating food, and please try and
eat healthy food. But even even if you have broccoli
for you, don't shove the entire stalk of broccoli in
your mouth at one time. I know sometimes you don't
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have a knife and someone gives you a big floret
of broccoli and you're like, well, this is really too
big to eat all of it, and you dip it
in ranch dressing, and then you kind of lose sight
of how big that thing actually is and you shove
the whole thing in your mouth. You can choke on that,
and then, as your mayor, I'd have to come out
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and perform the Heimlich maneuver. Heim Lick is spelled H
four niner.
Speaker 4 (24:55):
II s else, Mayor Parker.
Speaker 5 (25:01):
Can lead to tragedy. We do not want anything to
happen to any of you, your friends, or your family members.
Speaker 2 (25:10):
Do not run up the stairs of the local museum
and strike a Rocky pose.
Speaker 4 (25:16):
It's a lot of stairs.
Speaker 2 (25:17):
You were not an actor or an alleged boxer. You
were not Rocky Balboa. You're not even Sylvester Stallone.
Speaker 3 (25:26):
What about the bell?
Speaker 2 (25:27):
Do not climb the Liberty I was it?
Speaker 4 (25:35):
What was that place called there? The Constitution Hall.
Speaker 2 (25:38):
Do not climb that building and try and ring the
Liberty bell with your face. You'll have a crack in
your face like in the Liberty bell. If Santa Claus
comes out, do not throw batteries wrapped in snowballs at
Santa Claus or boo him as has been done in
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the past at Philadelphia Eagles games. As your mayor, please
drink water. It'll help you from getting dehydrate. Also, make
sure your tires are inflated at the proper tire pressure.
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Driving around with properly inflated tires will help you with
your gas and your mileage and it'll keep those sensors
from going off in your car.
Speaker 4 (26:30):
And the cold weather.
Speaker 2 (26:31):
Speaking of cold weather, this is specifically for middle schoolers.
Speaker 4 (26:35):
Put a coat on. It's cold out there. You should
wear a coat.
Speaker 2 (26:40):
And apparently you just gonna wear shorts and no one
has closed toed shoes anyway. If you're gonna get on
a roller coaster, do not stand up.
Speaker 4 (26:51):
You will be decapitated. Anything else that was epic.
Speaker 1 (27:00):
Scott Voys Mornings nine to eleven, Our News Radio eleven
ten kfab
Scott VORGIEZ.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
There are some people that say, well, why don't you
mix in some veggies with your Super Bowl party? Which
is fine. We talked earlier with Courtney Donahoe from Bloomberg.
I asked her what she would do, and she's like, well,
I'm making some vegetables. We got some cauliflower, but I'm
gonna deep fat fry it and I'm gonna dip it
in buffalo sauce, wrap it and bacon, and then shove
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it in a donut. She didn't say all of that,
but that's that's at least where my brain eventually took it.
So if you're gonna do that, I mean, have at it.
Go nuts with the Super Bowl party. I know it's
I always make the argument like, oh, come on, there's
all these these so called doctors that come out and
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go all right, don't overdo it at the super Bowl.
Don't start drinking a whole bunch and eating a bunch
of bad foods and a fatty processed fried foods. I'm like,
come on, it's the Super Bowl. And they say, Scott,
but you do it every day. I'm like, yeah, but
now I'm gonna do it with the Super Bowl.
Speaker 3 (01:07):
Do you do it every day?
Speaker 4 (01:09):
I don't do it every day.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
Sometimes I have my latest thing here is I kind
of have a soft spot right now for the ASA
E Bowl, which I also deep fat fry and dipping
buffalo sauce, wrapping bacon and shoving to a donut.
Speaker 3 (01:27):
Do deep fry it in bacon? Grease?
Speaker 4 (01:30):
Yeah? Are you not supposed to do that?
Speaker 3 (01:32):
No? Encourage it?
Speaker 4 (01:33):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (01:34):
Cool?
Speaker 2 (01:35):
Yeah, there are some people that don't want you to
overdo it for the Super Bowl. One of those people
here is the mayor of Philadelphia, who is encouraging people
to not not do anything too dumb here for the
Super Bowl this weekend. Hang on, let me, I want
(01:57):
to cueue this up you talking about first, I wasn't
planning on doing that in this segment. I said a
moment ago, like, hey, whatever happens next, I'll be just
as surprised as you to hear. So I'm queuing this
up here. And the response that this is the mayor
Philadelphia talking about measures that they're taking in the city
(02:19):
ahead of Sunday's game. If you're thinking I thought the
game was in New Orleans, No, you're right. The game
is in New Orleans. So this is the measures she's
taken to ensure that Eagles fans win or lose, don't
destroy the city. And she starts talking more like mom
(02:39):
than mayor here and telling people what they should or
should not do things.
Speaker 5 (02:45):
But wherever you go, please celebrate response there we go
on Sunday, don't drink too much over you know, over
you know, in body can lead people to make rash
and poor decisions and how they celebrate, and we want
to make sure that everyone celebrates responsibly.
Speaker 4 (03:09):
Hey, don't you tell me about my drinking. My drinking
is fine. Don't you tell me I can't have my drinking.
Speaker 3 (03:16):
If there weren't rash decisions in my life, I don't
have any decisions at all.
Speaker 4 (03:21):
Did she say that the best?
Speaker 2 (03:22):
You say that drinking too much can lead to like
to Joe Biden? Is that what she's oh and bibing.
I think is what she said there, Drinking too much
can lead you to vote for Joe Biden.
Speaker 5 (03:33):
That that's extremely important, is that we should be respectful
of others when we win, right, and people will inevitably
wind up on Broad Street or at Frankfurt and Kopman
or wherever they go to celebrate.
Speaker 4 (03:51):
Yeah, don't go to these specific places.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
I'm telling everyone in the city to go and celebrate
or wherever.
Speaker 3 (03:58):
Right, don't will show up at this spot, this ball,
or you know wherever.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
I'll come over to my house at thirty seven oh
five Franklin Street. Don't people are gonna end up on
Broad Street, like especially out here in front.
Speaker 3 (04:18):
Or wherever.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
Don't come to this place that I just said is
going to be an awesome place to come and celebrate
and maybe burn down. So she says, all right, people
are gonna be drinking.
Speaker 4 (04:28):
Now.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
She's framing it as if the win, the Eagles win, right,
But the reality is is that we see this from
time to time when a team either wins or loses
a major championship, fans will go out there and, either
being angry or happy, go and set fire to their town.
Speaker 5 (04:47):
Be respectful of our fellow Eagles fans.
Speaker 4 (04:51):
No fighting, please, our fellow Eagles fans.
Speaker 3 (04:57):
Don't fight each other.
Speaker 4 (04:58):
Yeah, I'll tell you what, Jalen Hurts is the best
quarterback I've ever seen. It. Really, am more of a
Randall Cunningham guy.
Speaker 3 (05:04):
Why you sum.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
No, hey, no fighting, no fighting. A fellow Eagles fans
some other guys like, what about Ron Jawarski, What about
Ron Jaworski, fellow Eagles fans out there fighting each other?
Speaker 4 (05:21):
What else mayor Charrelle Parker?
Speaker 5 (05:23):
You know, no pushing and shoving people.
Speaker 4 (05:26):
No pushing, no shoving.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
This is instructions the Peewee Herman gave the animals as
he was letting them out of the pet store that
was on fire.
Speaker 3 (05:34):
She does not sound like anything.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
Pushing, no shoving, no fighting, no biting, no hair pulling,
no pushing, no shoving.
Speaker 5 (05:42):
Can fall and literally hurt themselves.
Speaker 4 (05:44):
You can.
Speaker 2 (05:45):
If you're pushing and shoving, you can fall and literally
hurt yourself. You can also figuratively hurt yourself the emotional scars.
You know, the physical scars they'll heal, but the emotional
scars of falling, the embarrassment, the wondering if you can
get back up? You know those. I meant to do that, right,
(06:08):
It's another pee Wee Herman line. I meant to do that. Yeah,
all right, So no pushing, no shoving, no fighting, no drinking,
no falling, because you could literally hurt yourself.
Speaker 5 (06:21):
This next point is one that I want to be
very emphatic about.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
Don't Please don't tell me not to climb a light pole.
Speaker 5 (06:30):
Don't climb light poles else. Come on, please, Philadelphia, I
implore you as your mayor, do not climb light poles.
Speaker 4 (06:43):
You imagine I think I could.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
I think I could imagine mayor stother coming out going. Please,
I've talked about this with the police chief and our
director of public safety and everything. Just please win the Husker,
win the national championship. Don't go to whether it's Howard
Street or Capitol or specifically seventy second in Dodge at
(07:11):
six thirty pm. Don't go to seventy second in Dodge
and try and climb the crossroad.
Speaker 4 (07:15):
Signed. Please don't do that. Come on now, No climbing
of light poles.
Speaker 5 (07:25):
Or anything else or anything else. This comes up every
time we have an outdoor celebration.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
A single time we got people to get Every time
we have anyone come out and do anything, someone's gotta
start climbing light poles. Is there not for climbing. That's
why we don't put steps or other things you can
grab onto. If you're it's more of a shimmying of
the light pole than a climbing, don't do that.
Speaker 3 (07:49):
Well, maybe like we get ready for ice storms. They
need to get ready for storms like this, and they
need to grease those poles up.
Speaker 4 (07:56):
We're gonna be greasing the poles.
Speaker 3 (08:02):
It's a picture people trying to climb up.
Speaker 4 (08:05):
Bowl Mayor Philadelphia Mayor Cherrell Parker.
Speaker 2 (08:12):
She had to come out and try and say something
like when we win, because you know, she's a huge
Eagles fan, right because two weeks ago when they won
the NFC Championship and it was onto the Super Bowl,
she decided to start spelling.
Speaker 4 (08:27):
Well, listen, we've got to do this. Let me hear you.
Speaker 3 (08:30):
All saying, he oh oh, what.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
Eagles is spelled E A G L E S. She
spelled it all right here one more time here, back
it up.
Speaker 4 (08:52):
Well, listen, we've got to do this.
Speaker 5 (08:53):
Let me hear you all say, he oh.
Speaker 6 (08:58):
Oh E L G S E s egxles this.
Speaker 3 (09:11):
Maybe it was an A.
Speaker 2 (09:14):
No, she said l and then she said s E
l G S E l g s e S.
Speaker 3 (09:23):
Well, see, here's the thing about that, though I can't
never that I can't spell Eagles when and I play
Eagles at kg O R all the time. Never time
I played, I'm staring at the name.
Speaker 2 (09:37):
But you're not, but you're not spelling it as you're saying, Hey,
it's omahas you got. If you're an FM DJ, you
gotta lead everything with hey, hey, coming up life in
the fast Lane with E L G S five?
Speaker 3 (09:52):
No, but I am pie. Did I hear a.
Speaker 4 (09:54):
Fiber September niner s?
Speaker 5 (10:00):
No?
Speaker 3 (10:00):
But I will?
Speaker 2 (10:01):
Now, spelling is hard. That is Mery of Philadelphia, Sharrel Parker.
And you heard her here on news radio eleven ten
k AB.
Speaker 1 (10:10):
Four Scott Bodies were you know it? News Radio eleven
ten kfab.
Speaker 2 (10:15):
She said it was such conviction too, just She's like,
I'm just gonna start saying. Now those letters are actually
in eagles, you know, so she wasn't way off. It's
like that TV commercial the guys are lined up with
the letters on their chest. The girl looks over and says,
that doesn't say what you think. It says like, hang on,
(10:36):
move down. Guy comes down and goes, hey, I'm the
w for.
Speaker 3 (10:40):
The next time you try to spell K whatever.
Speaker 4 (10:43):
K four you need to.
Speaker 3 (10:45):
Say it with conviction.
Speaker 2 (10:46):
Yeah, I did, No, you didn't I did? Oh, you're right,
I stumbled through it. Now, what's this other story I
saw headline, Pharma group wants to block a dangerous Super
Bowl ad. All right, what's this about? Pharmaceutical and Industry
(11:10):
group is slamming a dangerous advertisement from hymns and hers hyms.
We don't run those commercials right now. I hadn't been
on the radio here this past week hymns commercials. I
kind of enjoyed those here on news radio eleven to
ten kfab was.
Speaker 3 (11:31):
That the purpose of it? I just enjoy the commercials.
Speaker 4 (11:35):
I thought it was cute.
Speaker 2 (11:37):
And then they'd say, you can use hymns to have
a more voracious, prurient appetite, and you can also lose
weight and you can grow hair. And you're like, is
this all one pill or the session or treatment? Is
this multiple?
Speaker 4 (11:57):
Who are you? Willie Walker?
Speaker 5 (11:58):
Hey?
Speaker 2 (11:59):
You take this one and at first it tastes like watermelon,
and then it tastes like chocolate, and then it tastes
like gravy. Take this one pill. At first you're gonna
regrow your hair, then you're gonna lose weight, and then
when women want you again, you're gonna be able to
satisfy them. Yes those commercials, Yes, yes, So apparently they
(12:20):
had to pull their ads for the time being from
eleven to ten kfab as. They are focusing their money
on Super Bowl ads, so apparently hymns. Let's see here,
it's a one minute ad promoting oh, some of these
Semiglue tide weight loss things, and they're saying it's a
(12:44):
generic of a prescription drug and it doesn't comply with
FDA prescription drug rules. Look, I think this is hilarious.
Speaker 4 (12:55):
Not any of this. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (12:58):
I mean, like, like any pharmacut, it's gonna work for
some people, it's not gonna work for others. What I
think is so funny is the number of guys who
like the pharmacy industry, came out and said, all right, guys,
we got something for you. It's the COVID vaccine. And
people are like, what's in it?
Speaker 4 (13:17):
What's it do?
Speaker 2 (13:18):
What are the side effects? Can we sue you if
it doesn't work? Pharmacy company is like the Great Oz.
Speaker 4 (13:24):
Silence, do not question the Great Oz.
Speaker 2 (13:29):
No, you can't sue us, do not question us. And
Americans were like, I don't know. Some Americans were like,
I don't know, seems shady, not sure I want to
take it. And then the pharmacy company said all right,
how about this? This will help you lose weight and
increase your sexual potency. Guys are like, give me, give
me some how many can I take all of them?
(13:50):
They're like no, just wan at a time for an hour,
like no, like one day? Do you want to know
what's in it?
Speaker 4 (13:56):
Don't care?
Speaker 2 (13:57):
I already took three of them. When does it start
to work? I got stuff to do. I got a
lot to do. Guys for like, don't care what's in it?
You can sue us if it doesn't work. Nah, you know,
sometimes you just got to roll the dice. This is
the important stuff.
Speaker 3 (14:14):
We'll get another week of this.
Speaker 2 (14:15):
Weight loss, growing my hair, sexual potency. This is great,
get another week of what.
Speaker 4 (14:22):
You oh, five hours?
Speaker 2 (14:24):
As I said yesterday, it's usually after ten thirty where
the filter completely comes off. You see, I'm close getting
not getting much sleep and getting I'm doing more radio
than sleep here while Gary Sadlemaire is gone from kfab's
morning news. Thankfully, every once in a while I get
to take a commercial break. U hear me, Scot hear
(14:47):
me this radio eleven ten KFAB. Some emails in the
Zonker's custom was inbox. Brian says, I always look forward
to these types of days. I actually sent my wife
a text at ten o'clock and said, it's all time
for the best and funniest hour of radio. Go cheaps.
That's from Brian, thank you for mocking me, and it's
(15:10):
it does get better as the time goes on. And
this I really don't like doing this, but I feel
like I should, as some level of explanation, say well,
Gary's gone and so I'm hosting the morning show that
I'm doing this show because Lucy does that every single day.
(15:31):
What do you do the morning show? And then you
hang out on this show and then we hear you
until midnight on kgU R O. No, no, you're you
just work the long shifts.
Speaker 3 (15:44):
Yeah, but mostly I just ignore you on this one.
Speaker 2 (15:47):
So I'm sorry. What wasn't listening what I see? Here's
the difference. You're used to the schedule that you have.
Your schedule is roughly the same. My schedule has been
all over the place, and so until I and then
the problem is then I get used to the schedule
because Gary is also gone all next week and if
(16:09):
my voice holds up, we're gonna keep doing that. I
don't want to put Glenn beck On unless I can't talk,
that's gonna be fun. Or if you know, I get really,
really hungry, which is another problem. My eating schedule in
the morning is way off, so I get angry. Someone
emailed and said, you need a Snickers. No, you're right,
I do. That was from from kl You need to
(16:32):
eat a Snickers?
Speaker 4 (16:33):
You do?
Speaker 2 (16:35):
No, you're right I do too. So I'm not whining.
Am I whining?
Speaker 4 (16:41):
I'm tired of hungry, just a little keep talking on
the radio.
Speaker 2 (16:46):
So I just said, it tends to get maybe a
little bit more unfiltered after ten o'clock.
Speaker 3 (16:53):
I don't have a problem with that.
Speaker 4 (16:55):
I like it wiped out.
Speaker 3 (16:57):
But you're still not gonna let me talk conspiracy theories,
so move on.
Speaker 2 (17:01):
Do you have one no good your conspiracy theories? Or
it's not the conspiracy theory, it's here's what it.
Speaker 3 (17:12):
Is, the nuttiness.
Speaker 2 (17:13):
No, it's you'll throw out a conspiracy theory and I'll think, Okay,
this is an interesting thing. Let's talk, and then you'll
just you'll you'll shut down. You'll say or blah blah,
black conspiracy, and I'll say, really, you know, why would
that happen? And who would do that, and what would
happen ifan you're and you're just like, I don't know,
(17:35):
I don't follow the money.
Speaker 4 (17:36):
And I'm like, all right, so fair, fair, you just.
Speaker 2 (17:39):
Come in and drop a verbal grenade and then you're
into the Homer Simpson bushes and I'm left here to
try and pick up the pieces.
Speaker 3 (17:48):
Well, you haven't been taking your methane blue to read
my mind?
Speaker 4 (17:52):
What my what?
Speaker 3 (17:55):
Isn't that? What? Uh? Robert Kennedy's his blue drink.
Speaker 4 (17:59):
Is methane blue.
Speaker 3 (18:01):
I don't know if it's methane, it's something methyal something
methyl something.
Speaker 2 (18:06):
I think it's electric blue, Midnight blue. I prefer electric blue.
My mad house is that math house that does that song?
Speaker 3 (18:15):
I believe so in Midnight Blue.
Speaker 2 (18:17):
Is yeah foreigner, that's right. Stuff you want to do
karaoke Friday?
Speaker 3 (18:25):
We don't have much time.
Speaker 4 (18:26):
We'll get plenty of time.
Speaker 3 (18:28):
What are we seeing?
Speaker 4 (18:29):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (18:30):
I'll sing backup.
Speaker 2 (18:32):
I can't hit the high notes in either of those
songs even on a good day. Let's just keep reading email,
Coray says, extended Scott and Lucy hours. This has been
the best week of my life. Coray, God bless you.
I am so sorry for you. Jason says, I used hymns,
(18:53):
which is, you know, a male potency, weight loss and
hair growth. It says, I use hymns. Now I have
a very thin Harry, I can't say that, but good
for you. And then David and Aaron and Mike Jason
all said yeah, Roger Craig was the first. And I said,
(19:17):
my knowledge of NFL statistics is pretty much limited to
the eighties and early nineties. And then I started dating
and so I don't remember stuff as much anymore. So
I said, Roger Craig only player to run for one
thousand yards and have a thousand yards receiving in the
(19:37):
same season for the forty nine ers, And I said,
that might someone's probably done it since well, I guess
Marshall Falk did it, and Christian McCaffery also did it.
So thank you boys for helping me out there. Now,
Sarah says, was that press conference for real? Oh that's right,
(20:00):
that's how all this started. Press conference of the mayor
of Philadelphia. She's like, stop fighting and burning the cities down,
sitting down if we win or lose the Super Bowl.
By the way, she went on, I'll read Sarah's email,
and then Sarah says, seriously, I feel like I was
being talked to by a principal or a parent. If
(20:22):
I was a Philadelphia resident, I would be really annoyed
to be treated like a child who is five years old. Well,
sometimes a bunch of drunk dudes have to be treated
like children. Any woman will tell you that, or any
sober guy will tell you that we're going to the
(20:43):
strip club. No, we're not going to the strip club.
I'm taking you home. Nah, come on, it's Friday night.
It's not Friday night anymore. It's very early on Saturday morning.
I think the strip club's closed.
Speaker 4 (20:53):
They never closes. It's a twenty more hour strip club.
Speaker 2 (20:56):
You know it's not. We're taking you home. There was
one guy who I actually turned the heat up in
my car to try and put him to bed like
a toddler while I was driving him home, and he
just stopped fighting and eventually just fell asleep.
Speaker 4 (21:09):
It does work.
Speaker 2 (21:11):
I would have cut the air in the cabin pressure,
but I wasn't flying an airplane at the time, and
that probably what affected me. Back to the Mayor of Philadelphia.
Speaker 5 (21:20):
Of our fellow Eagles fans, no fighting, please you. No
pushing and shoving. People can fall and literally hurt themselves.
Speaker 4 (21:29):
Literally, this next point she had to tell.
Speaker 2 (21:32):
People don't push someone, they could fall and literally hurt themselves.
Speaker 3 (21:35):
Yeah, she sounds like she's not really adept at public speaking,
maybe not very accomplished or were practiced at it. I
guess what.
Speaker 2 (21:42):
Does that say about the people who elected her mayor
Cherrelle Parker Philadelphia.
Speaker 3 (21:47):
She might be a great mayor and but she might
just not be a great ike speaker.
Speaker 2 (21:51):
Well, I cut her off too early earlier in this hour,
she's telling people not to climb light poles.
Speaker 4 (21:58):
So wait, we'll let her go.
Speaker 5 (22:00):
It's one that I want to be very emphatic about.
Don't climb light poles or anything else. Please, Philadelphia, I
implore you, as your mayor, do not climb light poles
or anything else like. I know this comes up every
time we have an outdoor celebration after our Philly teams win.
Speaker 4 (22:23):
And I get it.
Speaker 2 (22:24):
But folks and I get a wait, and I get it.
I am thinking back in my lifetime, I've been overjoyed
by my team's winning, whether it's as a kid, my
Los Angeles Lakers winning NBA finals throughout the eighties, that
(22:46):
was very exciting. In the nineties, of course, my Nebraska
Cornhuskers winning three national championships in four years absolutely amazing.
I went to seventy second at Dodge. At no point
was I like and now it's time to climb a
light pole. But I did start fighting and pushing and
(23:08):
shoving guys. So she says, don't climb any light poles and.
Speaker 5 (23:12):
Or attempting to climb up a light pole or a
bus shelter or really any structure for that matter, or.
Speaker 2 (23:21):
A bus shelter or a homeless shelter or a McDonald's.
No pushing, no shoving. Also, don't run with scissors. It'd
be very dangerous. If you have to engage in celebration
after the E LG. L SL's win on Sunday, then
(23:44):
if you have to hold scissors, you gotta hold them
with the pointy side in your hand and then walk
slowly around the city with the handle side up. This
will help you to keep from falling and stabbing yourself
in the face. So no running with scissors.
Speaker 3 (24:00):
Don't forget to floss.
Speaker 2 (24:02):
This is after you thoroughly cheer chew your food. Now
I have to be very emphatic about this. When you're
eating on Sunday, you're eating food, and please try and
eat healthy food. But even even if you have broccoli
for you, don't shove the entire stalk of broccoli in
your mouth at one time. I know sometimes you don't
(24:25):
have a knife and someone gives you a big floret
of broccoli and you're like, well, this is really too
big to eat all of it, and you dip it
in ranch dressing, and then you kind of lose sight
of how big that thing actually is and you shove
the whole thing in your mouth. You can choke on that,
and then, as your mayor, I'd have to come out
(24:46):
and perform the Heimlich maneuver. Heim Lick is spelled H
four niner.
Speaker 4 (24:55):
II s else, Mayor Parker.
Speaker 5 (25:01):
Can lead to tragedy. We do not want anything to
happen to any of you, your friends, or your family members.
Speaker 2 (25:10):
Do not run up the stairs of the local museum
and strike a Rocky pose.
Speaker 4 (25:16):
It's a lot of stairs.
Speaker 2 (25:17):
You were not an actor or an alleged boxer. You
were not Rocky Balboa. You're not even Sylvester Stallone.
Speaker 3 (25:26):
What about the bell?
Speaker 2 (25:27):
Do not climb the Liberty I was it?
Speaker 4 (25:35):
What was that place called there? The Constitution Hall.
Speaker 2 (25:38):
Do not climb that building and try and ring the
Liberty bell with your face. You'll have a crack in
your face like in the Liberty bell. If Santa Claus
comes out, do not throw batteries wrapped in snowballs at
Santa Claus or boo him as has been done in
(26:01):
the past at Philadelphia Eagles games. As your mayor, please
drink water. It'll help you from getting dehydrate. Also, make
sure your tires are inflated at the proper tire pressure.
(26:22):
Driving around with properly inflated tires will help you with
your gas and your mileage and it'll keep those sensors
from going off in your car.
Speaker 4 (26:30):
And the cold weather.
Speaker 2 (26:31):
Speaking of cold weather, this is specifically for middle schoolers.
Speaker 4 (26:35):
Put a coat on. It's cold out there. You should
wear a coat.
Speaker 2 (26:40):
And apparently you just gonna wear shorts and no one
has closed toed shoes anyway. If you're gonna get on
a roller coaster, do not stand up.
Speaker 4 (26:51):
You will be decapitated. Anything else that was epic.
Speaker 1 (27:00):
Scott Voys Mornings nine to eleven, Our News Radio eleven
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