SLOW DOWN

And other observations about why so many drivers around here are terrible.

Episode Transcript

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This doesn't happen often, but Ihad a really sweet occasion here recently.
I was I was going in fora meeting and sitting out in the lobby
this place is this really sweet oldergentleman. And he's got one of those
classic, like nineteen seventies little likewalkman style radios, the one that there

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really is about the size of aphone now, just one of those rectangular
old radios. And he's sitting thereand he's kind of hunched over in his
chair, and on the little tablein front of him is his radio,
and he's listening intently two News radioeleven ten KFAB And I walked by him

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and heard the radio station and thought, all right, that's cool. I
love that, And then I wentin there and had my little meeting.
I come back, he's still sittingthere, and he's got now a lady
sitting next to him, and they'reboth listening to the radio station. I
said, you know what, II'd never do this. I'd never be
like, hey, you know,I guess you're listening to the station.
Well today's you're lucky today, youknow. But I just went over and

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said, couldn't help, but noticeyou were listening to KFAB radio and he
looks up at me. I said, on behalf of all of us on
news radio eleven ten KFAB. Ijust wanted to thank you for listening to
our radio station. MY name isScott Vorhees and I'm on that radio station
and we're just really honored to haveyou listening. Thank you very much.

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And he looks at me and nods, and I said, well you have
a nice day, and he goes, you too, and I'm walking away
and that lady says, who wasthat? And he says, I don't
know. That is the best storyI've heard all week, all week,
and there's only two days left,so I doubt it's going to get beat

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not on this show. That's likegoing to the gourmet club, that one
that we had, and then welet some more people in that weren't like
there. That happens a lot.We've had several interlopers that we've just brought
in off the street. They're like, stick their head in, what's going
on? I know we got aroom for you. You want to come
in, sure, But I walkedup to the table. Hey, just

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wanted to let any guys know thanksfor coming out tonight. It's great to
see you. Thank you. Yeah, yeah, no idea, you had
no idea. I'll be leaving now, I know. So whatever it is
that it brought you to this radiostation, thank you very much for being
a part of this. We dohave a lot of fun. So,

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as I mentioned a few minutes ago, I have no problem being a broken
record. And I I've said thisbefore and there's not a lot that shocks
me over and over again. ButI am in a state of constant bewilderment
over something that didn't used to bethis way, and now every single time

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it's right there in front of you. First it's behind you, then it's
to the side of you, andthen it's right there in front of you.
I'm talking about excessive speeding on everyroad anywhere all around. To find
excessive like, okay, I'm notlike some sort of you know, carriage,

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you know, like you know,buggy driver. You know. I'm
not like, hey, slow down, you punk. You know. I
know what speed limit says you cango forty five. It doesn't mean you
have to go forty five. Youknow, the conditions are such that you
can actually go forty and probably stillbe too fast. You know, that's
not me. I chances are whateverthe speed limit is, I am exceeding

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it. I'm trying to find thathappy medium spot between keeping up with traffic,
going around a lot of people onthe road, and not getting pulled
over for a speeding ticket. Sowhatever that is, it depends. You
know, like, if it's fortyfive, I'm probably not going to be

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going fifty two. That seems excessive. But if it's if it's sixty five,
I'll probably go seventy two. Soit's it's situational. So I it's
not like I'm a you know,some sort of saint, the patron saint
of safe drivers out there. It'sI'm already going over the speed limit,

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and now here to the left orright of me comes one or two people
who are just lying. And itused to be that, and I'm talking,
I'm talking like ten years ago,and before that, it used to
be you would see someone just likedouble the speed limit, just soaring down

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the street, zipping is weaving itout of traffic, and we would all
think the same thing. Either thatperson's got a pregnant woman in the car
who is in the midst of givingbirth, and you're like, good luck
to you, or they just robbeda bank and you're looking around and saying,
are they being chased by the police, And if they're not being chased

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by the police, then you cometo the only other viable conclusion, they
really got to go to the bathroom. And you'd try and explain it away
on one of these levels. Now, every single time I drive anywhere around
here, people are at least doublethe speed limit. And it's a lot

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of people. It's a lot ofdrivers just flying. I don't know where
you're driving. They're not doubling thespeed limit, though certainly seems like it.
And here's the other fun part aboutit. I even sometimes, like
last night, for example, therewas a cop parked on westbound Dodge just

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west of one hundred and sixty eighthgetting ready to pull over excessive speeders,
right or was it one hundred andeightieth Somewhere in that corridor. There was
a cop sitting there ready to startpulling over excessive speeders. Now I saw
him as I was coming eastbound,and I saw these people come up,
and then you can see him startslowing down, like, oh jeez,

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there's a cop right there. Andthen you see the people behind them.
See people all like when three lanesof traffic in front of you all put
on their brakes, there's a speedtrap, so then they all kind of
put on their brakes. But there'salways one guy who's like, I don't
know what you people are doing.And they go flying around on the left
side. I love that. Andyou're watching this and you're and now you

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have to do that really hard thingwhere you're driving and you have to watch
the traffic in front of you.Well, also, you got one eye
on the rear view and you're turningaround looking going all right, let's see
this. It's so satisfying when thecherries turn on and the cop suddenly who
comes out on traffic and that guyrealizes, dah, I've been busted.

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And then he moves over and thecop gets him, and you're driving the
other way and you're watching it godown in the rear view and you're like,
oh, yeah, they got thatguy. This is great. And
meanwhile you're crashing into people in frontof you because you're not paying attention to
the road. Here, it's reallyhard to drive. We'll keeping an eye
on the rear view to see ifsomeone's gonna get pulled over the last time
I didn't see anyone get pulled over. And then I was thinking, you

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know, it's been a while sinceI've seen anyone actually get pulled over in
a speed trap. And so andI see the speed traps once in a
while, and people know, yeah, there's spots, let's talk about Dodge
Street. Spots on Dodge Street thatgenerally you can get some cops out there.
One hundred and thirty second is abig one sometimes. You I always

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like it when the guy's up ontop on the bridge, up on the
little sidewalk up there, and he'sgot the radar gun and he's up there,
standing up there, and then alertingthe cops on the ground, you
know, on that ramp, like, yeah, it's a red truck,
get him. I've never seen somebodystanding up there. Oh yeah, yeah,
I haven't seen it in a while. But every once in a while

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you see that move. That's alwaysa good move. So yeah, and
then like on West Dodge, you'llsee some West Maple, you'll see some
speed traps and people realize, like, there could be a speed trap here,
and apparently they don't care because they'rejust zipping right along easily. Thirty

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forty miles over the speed limit,and it's a lot of them. And
apparently the thought now is if Iif a cop chases me, I'm not
gonna pull over. At some pointhe's got to give up the chase,
because we don't let cops do highspeed chases, like, oh, you
crashed into people just to pull someoneover for speeding. Why don't you just
get a picture of the license platethat doesn't exist and we'll go pick him

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up later, you know. Sowe got that whole attitude to the person's
like, I'm not stopping because Iguess that probably happens a lot, or
the person says, I haven't hada speeding ticket in a while. I'll
do the diversion class. You cando these things online. Now, maybe
I'll pay a couple of bucks.That's fine. I would rather get to

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where I'm going five minutes earlier andlose than have to deal with maybe getting
points taken off my license. Sothey don't care, and everyone's just excessively
speeding all over all the time,and it continues to flabbergast me and make
me incredibly jealous because I get Iguess I don't have the guts to do

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that, and I really want to. I want to go ninety miles per
hour down West Dodge. Well,everybody wants to go ninety, but very
few people do you talk about doublingthe speed limit. I don't think that
happens. I take the Dodge Expresswayevery single day, and I do see
excessive speeding, But I wouldn't sayone hundred and ten that would double it.

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Even ninety, I don't. Idon't. I've seen ninety what seems
like it would be ninety, I'veseen it. But but the biggest that's
that's a small problem when you considerthe other problems of drivers and the very
the biggest problem you're going to findon the Dodge Expressway. People do not
know how to merge. And you'regoing to find that on the interstates too.

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They don't know how to get onand off the Dodge express or any
interstate system. They need. Youguys need to teach your kids how to
do this. Well, you knowwhy we lost the ability to do a
nice zipper merge when we started goingtowards velcro yes ze. They don't understand

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zipper is you get you get ayou know, everyone went with the Levi's
five oh one buttonfly jeans back innineteen eighty seven, and they're, you
know, driving around with their buttonfly jeans. No zipper anymore. They
got the button fly. They're listeningto Lisa Lisa cult Jam. It's a
president Reagan is still in office.It was a very groovy time. And

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then we stop learning what a zipperdoes, and now we can't zipper merge.
If you stay out of that fastlane, you're gonna have the excessive
speeders. They're going to be there. They're all fast lanes. No,
they're not you. If you stayout of that fast lane, if you're
not going to speed, great,I applaud you. That's wonderful. Stay

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out of that lane because you're justgoing to cause more problems because that's what
they're going to do. They're goingto speed. I still do it.
I still I did this. Yesterday. A late a grown woman soccer mommy
in a white SUV is suddenly onmy bumper. Now I'm already going,

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let's say, almost ten miles overthe speed limit. It honestly might have
been more. When I realized shewas right on me and I had traffic.
I'm in the left lane. AndI had a car in front of
or I had a car next tome in the middle lane. I'm going
just as fast, and I'm like, in order to get out of her
way, I'm gonna have to pushthis to twenty to twenty five miles over

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the speed limit so I can getin front of the two cars over here
in the center lane, so Ican get out of her way. So
she can be like move go,or you know what I can do forget
her? You know, hey,sit there and wait. I get that.
If you're already at her and you'realready speeding me, I'll get that.
I hope she was pregnant and gavebirth in the car. You've got

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to have I mean, when thewater breaks, you potentially got all day.
You know, you've got to havebetter planning. If she's pregnant,
she's like, I get myself tothe hospital and the only way is to
go flying down Dodge Street, andshe was heading towards you know what that
women's hospital is up. I hopeshe gave birth while she was driving,

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and I get you know, ifthat baby came flying out, hopefully it
hit the brake a little bit becauseshe was going too fast. Yeah,
yeah, and mount PLoP right downon the break. But I didn't speed
up and get out of her way. You can wait. I'm already going
ten, twelve, fifteen miles overthe speed limit. You've got a good
lady. You're not gonna get aspeeding ticket. Because I'm the one who's
out there in front. You're gonnahave to wait. And I didn't get

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out of her way. Now,if I look back there and it's some
guy in an old Camaro who's looklike his name might be Snake, I
might try and get out of hisway. He might be packing. Hell,
she might be packing. I don'tknow what are you trying to say?
Well, I was simply trying tosay that if you think that you're
being a do gooder and you're goingto teach everybody how to drive the speed
limit and you're going to park inthat far left lane, you're not doing

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anybody any favors. So I know, I understand you guys were going a
little over the speed limits, Sothat's not I was already a lot over
the speed link because you felt likeyou needed to gather. I got I
get that, but you're not doinganybody any favors. By doing that,
because all you're going to do iscause them to go whipping around you as
soon as they can, and they'regoing to whip right in front of you
again, and then everybody gets offpay just driving the lane that you are,

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the speed that you're driving, whichis going to most mostly be that
center lane because you know, becausepeople can't merge, so don't go in
the right lane. But the otherthing is you got to get over the
whole people on your bumper. Youknow, why are they hurting you?
I don't like they're not I don'tlike being in people's way, But okay,
I have to suppress that emotion whensomeone is right on me up,

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like incensed that I won't get outof their way when I'm already going fifteen
miles over the speed limit, Like, dude, calm down, I get
that. You gotta wait. Iwill have no problem doing that. Well
when somebody gets right behind me,I don't care if I'm not in that
fast lane, or if I can'tgo any place anyway, or if I'm

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going a little more than the speedlimit in the fast lane and you get
right behind me, I don't care. And you know what the worst move
is when you got some you're alreadygoing over the speed limit. Now you
got someone up right behind you like, hey, you know, we gotta
you gotta go, you gotta move, you know. And I'll try and
give them the benefit of the doubt, like maybe there's a major emergency or
not. You go out of theway. So I now I'm really going

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over the speed limit. I moveover in the right lane or the center
lane or whatever, and they gobolting by me and then they pull over
in front of me and slow down. Yes, I see. This is
why, this is why we haveroad rage, because some people need to
be killed on the road. Isthat wrong? Should I not say that?

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Well? They do the absolutely dopeople? You do that? You
should. We should be able tofire a rocket launcher like a torpedo out
of the front of our car anddo that really sweet movie thing where something
blows up in front of where you'redriving and then someone with a vantage point
on the other side sees this giantfireball and then your car comes flying right

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through it. That's so cool,Like, wow, they weren't even scathed.
Scott Voices News Radio eleven tenfab youthink I got a problem with the
excessive speeders. It's nothing like whatthey're dealing with in places like Barcelona.
There is a backlash against tourists inmany parts of the world, and in

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Barcelona, the residents there hate thatthere are so many tourists there that now
they're hitting them with squirt guns andyelling tourists go home. I don't know
how they determine you're a tourist.Maybe is that tourists go home and take
your money with you. Yeah,I know, like they they hate the

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tourists there. They say that thetourists have overrun Barcelona, driven the cost
of living sky high. And there'sa lot of people who are like,
but a lot of our industry,our business here is rooted in tourism.
And they're like, well, Idon't care. I'm a I'm a banker.
You know, Well, the bankerswould deal with the businesses who are
I don't know, these people arejust hitting them with squirt guns. And
they say, most of the timethat which is in the squat guns is

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water. If you know what itwould be in there the rest of the
time. Margarita's urea put it thatway. Eurita's yeah, no, And
it's not just there, it's Greece. They don't want as many crew cruise
ships dropping off per tourists there forlittle day trips into Greece. Japan is

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putting up crowd control gates at MountFuji. Who can afford all of this
travel? Venice is imposing an entryfee on anyone who wants to just come
in to see Venice, just tosee the canals of Venice. People.
I don't know a lot of peopleor they make it a priority to go

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travel and see something. We can'tall just paint our bathroom every weekend.
Got to do it, Go outand do something once in a while.
All right, back to excessive speeding. This guy's an evil genius. Listen
to this. Kevin emails via theZonker's Custom Woods inbox scottikfab dot com says,
not long ago, while on Ieighty, I was going seventy five

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and noticed a car flying up onthe left. Now, because I drive
that area all the time, Iknow that an Iowa State Patrol officer is
probably just ahead. So I spedup to match them on now my left,
trying to get them to speed upso they could pass me. He
says. I got them all theway up to ninety five before I finally

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backed off right in front of whereI knew the Iowa State Patrol guy would
be there. He was bang gothim. Next thing I saw half mile
up the road, Iowa State Patrolspulling this guy over. That's so wrong.
That is so great. No,it's not. It's awesome. It's
funny, but it's wrong. Notencouraging it. I've already got a member

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of the Omaha Fire Department who says, we're including the FBI here in town.
Are all listening to you, andyou're gonna pay for these crimes you're
admitting to on the radio. Comeand get me, Sergio. You know,
it occurred to me the other daythat I was listening to Billy Joel,
and it occurred to me that today'skids, if I'm driving around listening

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to Billy Joel sing, choose aBilly Joel song in your Billy Joel jukebox
of hit or album cut songs?What song am I listening to? I'm
driving around, got the kids inthe car listening to Billy Joel sing song
a night at Italian restaurant that isnot the name of a Billy Joel song.

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What is it? Scenes? Scenesfrom an Italian from an Italian restaurant.
Is what I said. I gaveyou a super easy one. We
didn't start the fire, thank you. So yeah. So I'm driving around
singing along to that one and jackingit up every Truman, Dorris Day Ranch,

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Johnny Ray, Pacific, sup Pacific, Suth Pacific. So my kids
are listening to that in the sameway that I would have if I'm in
the eighties. My dad's driving mearound in the car if he'd been listening
to Frank Sinatra. Right, that'skind of the same, like era,

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I know what you're trying to say, but I can't see you having a
problem with any genre of music.No, I don't know what you're trying
to do, just the same liketoday, like for us, our Frank
Sinatra is probably Billy Joel. Yeah, or And the reason why I was
because I was thinking I was connectingthese dosts like or would it even be

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someone more reason than Billy Joel?And then I thought, like the dude
from Maroon five, And that wasMaroon five that brought us back from commercial
break. So that's why I startedtalking about this. He was on the
voice right, Yes, So youever wait was that the end of the
story. Yeah, that was it. Well, then wait real quick before

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you before you move on from that, because this is something I have no
idea where is. You're gonna haveto find it. This is really cool.
We stumbled upon on one of thestreaming services a game that you can
play, and it was Music Jeopardy, which all all you do. You
don't have to do anything. It'sjust a guessing thing and it will give
you three seconds. But it wasall about music, like songs that start

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with ell and artists with two firstnames. And you think that sounds really
lame. We try to find moreepisodes we at all time. Let's start
with El Lost in Love air supplyit gives a clue and you have to
come up with it. Artists withtwo first names, Billy Joel was one
of them. Okay, adam antand was there. That was on there

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too. Aunt aunt Man's first nameis aunt Celine Dion. That was on
there. Allow it. Yeah,I like that stuff. I play song
quiz with my smart speaker, whoI can't say by name on the radio
because it'll mess up your smart speaker. I play song quiz, but I

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get really really mad at song Quiz. Song Quiz is where they play you
a clip of a song. Youcan choose the decade and it gives you
a clip of a song, andthen it you have to name the title
and artist, and you're playing.If you're playing as a solo player,
you're playing again against someone who's allegedlyalso playing the game. And so like,

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the first one is like white Weddingby Billy Idol. So they play
the song nae day two, startagain, and you're like white Wedding Billy
Idol and says, yes, yougot it right. You got the title
an artist. That's twenty points.Lucy in Chattanooga got ten points. I'm
like, all right, so Lucyguessed the title or the artist. Lucy's

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probably not fit for this decade.So you can keep playing. And then
suddenly it's like about the most obscureeighties song ever and even I don't know
what it is. I'm like JeffreyOsborne and then they're like, nope,
it's and then it says Lucy gotit right. I'm like, no,

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no, no, she didn't.There's no way that she didn't know.
Girls just want to have Fun byCindy Lapper. But knew who sang that
Forever Young song. Every young Iwant to be for Napoleon Dynamite from a
lot of different things, so thatyou know, they're like, there's no
way, I don't know who's sayingit. There's no way that, Like

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Lucy didn't know Harder rock and Rollby Huey Lewis in the news but managed
to bust out send me an Angelby oh shoot, not Erasure. I

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don't see. I don't even Ican't think of the name of the band
right anyway, it's BS And I'myelling at my smart speaker, and this
is what causes my doctor to say, you need to lower your blood pressure.
I'm like, you tell smart speakerover here to lower my blood pressure.
Well, I'm just saying you don'thave to use a smart speaker to
have some fun and play some triviagames against somebody. You don't have to

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have a board or anything. There'sa lot of that on TV. It's
not a game show. It's youdoing whatever. You get to pause it
if you want, think about itfor a while. Look at me doing
so great, but you hit pausefourteen times. You ever drive around and
like a person cuts you off intraffic, and so you flip them the

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bird and they're like, oh,yeah, you're you too, bud,
And then they flip the bird backto you, and now you're kind of
doing that aggressive drive for a while, and you're like, I don't know
if I should be right up onthis guy or go around him or whatever,
but like, my mortal enemy isthis idiot in front of me driving
this car. And then you you'restill driving behind him, and you're like

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how long am I going to bedriving behind this guy? And then it
gets really awkward because you're still drivingbehind this guy and then they pull off
in your neighborhood and you're like whatAnd then they pull down your street and
you realize it's like your neighbor threedoors up and you're not going to give
them. And then and that thatperson's thinking like are they still following me?
Am I got to get out ofthe car and fight them in the

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lawn. So they're wondering. They'relike they're all jacked up, like yeah,
let's do this. I'm totally inthe mood for this. And then
they pull into their driveway and yourealize, shoot, it's my neighbor and
you're not going to give them thesatisfaction of now having that awkward neighborhood thing
where you've just been flipping each otherthe bird and you live a couple of
doors away from each other, andso you just drive off and never go

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home again and leave your family andnever see them again. And you're like,
well, I'm gonna miss those people. But you know something's got to
give you ever do that daily?You know how many families I've left.
I'm on family like forty eight rightnow. It's just all because my bad

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driving. Here's some emails the nineone one Sarpie County people, that's the
name. The communications manager for SarpieCounty says, nine to one one service
in Sarpie County has been fully restored. Word define fully. You can call

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nine one one in Sarpee County andreach a nine to one one dispatcher.
What do you mean to find fully? Axel fully? So that's that's fine,
And at no point do they saywhy we lost nine to one one
service in Douglas, Sarpi and Lancastercounties again last night, But we sure

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did so again. We don't knowyet, I said an hour and a
half ago. Apparently, no onecares but me, but they say it's
it's all back. Don't call nineone one to see I just want to
see if I could talk to you. You got me? Is there an
emergency? I got an emergency foryou. Our president is like no,
no, no, not that kindof emergency. Speaking of our president.

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Were we well? We are now. The Babylon B just posted a story.
Here's the headline. The Babylon B, if you're not familiar, is
a satirical news website. They justposted White House visitor logs reveal Grim Reaper
visited over eight times. Not today'sSatan. Now you were talking about shutting

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off the gas to your house earlier? Yes, I'm not doing it.
Everyone call him down. So theygot this email. So, Scott,
this is from Olie sent and theZonker's custom Woods inbox Scott at kfab dot
com. Is it all in caps? No? And well Mud is in
caps when he talks about Mud,it's in caps. I'll allow it,
so, Olie says Scott. Allthis talk about gas meters brings up a

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very upsetting situation we experience with Mud. A few months ago, got a
call from him to tell me myelectronic meter reader was not working. I
said, well, we've been payinga bill every month. They say yes,
he said no, no, yeah, we noticed that it's been the
same amount for the last year anda half, so we think it malfunctioned.
So they came out, took alook at it and said, yep,

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it's broken. And they said,now look, because it has malfunction
and we've just charged you the sameamount every single month for the last eighteen
months, you're going to see aWe're going to play a little ketchup on
your next MUD bill. And theketchup ended up being over one thousand dollars.

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And they called and said, now, this is your equipment that malfunctioned.
Why do I have to I mean, I didn't do anything wrong,
Like, no, no, youdidn't, but you use the gas,
so we're going to charge you forit. And uh, you've got to
pay an additional ketchup feed for allthe money we should have charged you over

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the last year and a half.So it's more than one thousand dollars.
Now, they'll probably MUD's full ofdecent people. They probably work out a
payment plan, but only is madlike what it was there, screw up?
Why do I to what do theyknow he used the gas? If
the thing's malfunctioning, how do theyknow? Now? That would be an
excellent counter argument. I'm thinking I'mgonna stop talking because I don't want to

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hear from them. From my ownI'm saying, maybe you should check and
say anything bad about you Mud.If you had do a direct withdrawal,
like an auto pay with Mud,maybe you check it every month ago.
That has been the same amount fora while. That means your meter is
broken, and I I would ventureto guess that it's never going to be

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a situation says, yeah, yourmeter's been broken for the last couple of
years, you've been over paying.Here's a check for one thousand dollars.
I don't think that's going to bethe case. Scott we Lucy. What's
a good amount of hearts to sendback in a text message if you want
to tell someone that I loved thattext message more than life itself, more
than life. I would do onebig heart and then do an ex and

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do one thousand. Oh that's good, Yeah, I'll do that. I
had three hearts so hard time,one thought, and then an exclamation point.
Exclamation point. There, don't worryI'm not sending this back to one
of your stupid text messages. Mydaughter didn't. My daughter just sent me

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a meme that says, when you'refeeling kind of weak, but remember that
even as a small child, youwere able to turn all the pages and
get to the end of the bookin spite of all of Grover's brick work.
Now that might be a little obscurefor some people, but the fact
that my daughter just sent it tome shows me that she remembers the great

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times we had reading the Sesame Streetbook titled There's a Monster at the end
of this book. Now, thatwas we read that when we were kids,
at least I did, and thenI had it and read it to
my kids. Which the fun partof reading that is there's a lot of
yelling and screaming involved as Grover isincensed that despite his warning that there's a

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monster at the end of the book, you keep turning pages, which cause
which is just delightful to read andhave your kids play along. Ah,
I'm gonna cry, very sweet wavesof nostalgia coming over me. It's a
good time. It's a good thingthat all I have time to say is
Clay Travis and buck Sexton are next. We finally beat Medicare. I'm sure

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they'll have a lot more on allthe Biden stuff coming up here after your
next opportunity to win a thousand bucksat eleven oh five