Stormy

A more professional person steeped in maturity would ignore this salacious political/courtroom theater playing out between Trump and Stormy.

I am not that person.

Episode Transcript

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Scott Vordiez. A lot of peoplelook at these headlines. They hear them
from Fox News twice an hour onthis radio station. They get social media
and they see update after update,and there's a combination of thrilled like oh,
this could be that which finally putsTrump in jail and dismayed. What

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a horrible way to go after acandidate for the presidency, who is the
nominee for a major political party,who is being brought into court case after
court case by political rivals for nothingother than what we see in banana republics,
both nations around the world and almostlong forgotten clothing stores banana republics.

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We see this too often in otherplaces, and now it's happening here.
Look, I'm going to look atthis another way. I think now that
we have our second day of StormyDaniels on the stand, because one day
wasn't entertaining enough. Now we gotcross examination of Stormy. People look at

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this and go, what in theworld. I'm gonna look at a different
way, Lucy, I think thisis a great day. This suggests to
me that perhaps people could be broughtto justice for bad romantic encounters. That's
what she's talking about. That's notwhat the case is about. But never

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mind that. Who cares about that. We have a chance to talk to
Stormy Daniels, who was a starof certain films, and we get a
chance to talk with her about analleged romantic twist with the guy who was

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the host on Celebrity of That's whathappened at the time. That's what she
says happened. Now. I mean, she's previously said no, nothing ever
happened, and now she says,all right, I'm gonna tell you everything
that happened, and she didn't likeit. So if if this is allowed

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to get the attention that it's gettingright now, I feel bad for a
lot of people, not me,but for a lot of people who have
been a letdown. And someone's thinkingabout it even years later, going you
know, and I'm not suggesting,and neither she She's never said that she

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was abused or unduly or illegally coercedor anything like that. She's not alleging
anything like that. We're not talkingabout that. We're talking about two consenting
adults saying all right, here's somehey, let's roll it, or what

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you know, and and then later, even years later, looking back,
going that was terrible, Like canyou imagine fifteen twenty years later thinking back
on a twist and still just walkingaround muttering to yourself, going, what
in the world was that? Justterrible? People need to know about this.

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I think that a lot of peoplecould do the world a favor by
bringing it into the court case andsaying I just want it on the record
for everyone to know that that guyis a bad kisser. What donkey tongue?
What are you doing? What areyou doing? It's like I was

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kissing a golf ball washer. Itwas just it was terrible, And before
anyone makes the same mistake, Ithink we need to have a trial,
get a jury, and we needto we need to have this illuminated so
that other women don't suffer the samefate like trying to make out with a

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yak, a voracious yak who.By the way, I think they're opening
for Duran Duran next week at Steelhouse. I check tickets by the way again
this morning for Duran Duran. Youcan still get a resale ticket on Ticketmaster
right now. They're the low lowprice of two hundred and fifty dollars apiece,

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which is down from other tickets Isaw for three hundred and fifty dollars
apiece. I guess their schedule mustjust not be open to add another show,
because I'm sure they'd tell a secondshow out they would. Well.
And here's the dumb thing about theDuran Duran tour. They're playing in I
think it's Albuquerque and Tulsa around thesame time they're playing Omaha. But the

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venues they're playing there are much larger. You can still get a ticket for
those venues for like eighty bucks.I've honestly thought, maybe I'll just cruise
down to Tulsa for eighty dollars,yeah, or two point fifty here,
think about the Gus the hotel.It's the principle. It's the principle of
right. It is the principle ofit. You know. You put it

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that way, and it makes alot of sense. I'm not interested in
that clearly today. So back toTrump and do we need to I've got
a couple of different stories here aboutPresident Trump. Should I encapsulate these in
the form of a Trump date?Lucy, Yes, because anytime we get
at least a few different stories aboutthe former president and they have nothing to

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do with one another other than they'reboth about Trump. We need to put
them together in something we call aTrump date. So get out to seating
Tump tump around, trimble round,trimble round, tromp Trump bump, and
get it down Trump Trump, Tump, tump tump. Sorry we should we

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should be in the middle of aTrump date right now, but we'll officially
start it here. That's my favoriteone. You like this one? Yeah,
I'm still partial to the Trumpty Danceby Digital Underground. I like my
oatmeal Trumpy and uh and actually theone I'm going I'm going to close the
Trump date with in a moment Iactually had in my head this morning while
driving to work, It's like,oh, we gotta, we gotta bust

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that one out. So we gota second day of Stormy Daniels on the
stand talking about this tryst. Andfor those who are barely paying attention to
this, first of all, Godbless you. I I wish I could
be in your loafers, your wingtips, your crocs, your ugs, I

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don't know what people wear anymore,slippers, I really wish I could.
But for people who are barely payingattention to this, they might think,
oh, Trump used Stormy Daniels likea prostitute, and prostitution is illegal unless
they were in Nevada. Or thenanother they were in Nevada, all right,

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so the prostitution is illegal and Trumppaid her for No, that is
actually incorrect. That is not Thatis not what this is about, all
right, So that's not it.Did he the attacker? Did he was
there some sort of assault here?No? By her own admission, Nope,

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not even close. He just waslying there on the bed in his
boxers and like a robe. Andshe says, does hefner? No,
you took his pajamas. That's hilarious. So was that it? No?

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What is it? He just picturedTrump laying there. He's got salacious crumb
chained to his neck. There's youreighties movie reference for this segment of the
radio program Jaws, a movie fromthe seventies. Now, come on,
trading places. Now you haven't seenyou, by your own admission, you

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haven't seen this? Okay? Whatis it? Return of the Jedi?
I think I saw part of it. Star Wars episode six, Jaba five.
What this is? Trump as Jaba? He's got he's got salacious.
Actually, technically, I think Ineed to check my facts fool on this
one. So it was Princess Leahwho was chained to Jaba the huts neck.

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Salacious Crumb was just a little uhwhatever that thing was, who was
hanging out near Jaba and just wow, I've never done that in my life.
I didn't didn't realize I was thatgood at it. Well, you
haven't seen this movie, you said, you've only seen Star Wars A New
Hope. I'm just impressed. Whatever. It sounds like it was good,

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thank you. So yes, Ican just picture Trump there, Stormy Daniels's
chain to him wearing the slave outfit. All right, what hello hello?
And then Salacious Crumb, who inthis case would be Michael Cohen just sitting

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there on the bed. Do youdo the voice on that commercial that says
wipe out, oh, sports show? Yeah, yeah, that's it.
Oh he doesn't say wipeout. It'ssports show in the style of wipeout?
Yes? Is that you? No? I could probably hit that right now.

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But if I do that, there'sa lot of show left Sports show.
I needed all right, wait waitwait wait wait wait wait wait wait,
and they're all gone. Every listeneris gone. This is amazing.
In the nearly one hundred years inthis radio station, I don't know,

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even in periods of long silence wherethe transmitter has failed and we've been off
the air for an hour, westill had at least some listeners still tuned
in. Well, they're just tunedin as every challenge. Everyone's gone.
I want to be here when itcomes back. Everyone is gone. Right
now, it's it's it's just youand I, Crystal Gale. What are

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we going to do with this timetogether? I'm just gonna keep talking about
Trump. At some point, maybethey'll start coming back here. I'm done
doing the screechy voice. I thinkI think where was I? Oh?
Yeah, you'd ask a legitimate question. If it's not about paying her for
the tryst, and it's not aboutallegations that he illegally coerced or whatever,

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then what is this about. Well, it's about whatever did or didn't happen.
Years later, Trump said I'm gonnarun for president and everyone said you
can't be president. That's crazy,including me, And then it kind of
looked like, you know what,maybe this might work. Is there anyone
who maybe is starting to shop arounda negative story about Trump who needs to

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be paid for their cooperation. Ohso it's about paying her hush money to
keep her quiet. That's illegal again, No, it isn't. You can
pay someone to shut up and aboutwhatever you want, not illegal. So

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what is it? It's about howit was gone, how it went down
on the books. It went downas a business expense for the Trump Enterprises
or whatever. But because it wasbeneficial to the campaign, the fact that
it didn't go down as a campaignexpense means that we have a violation of
campaign finance Reform. This is thekind of thing that any candidate who runs

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for any office, if you endup being at all successful, someone comes
along and says, we got somethingin the wrong category, or something wasn't
disclosed or whatever. We have aviolation of campaign finance. You know what
happens in that instance, There isa your wrist is exposed, someone lightly
taps it, little slap on thewrist, and you pay a fine.

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Sometimes sometimes it's just hey, tryand clean it up, all right,
it's not a big deal. Itell you what we don't do. We
don't do freaking this with New YorkCity and Stormy Daniels. We don't do
this for anybody, that's what thisis about. So since that's what this
is about. Was Stormy Daniels partof the Trump enterprise? Was she part

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of the Trump campaign? Does shepart of anyone who saw how this was
paid and how it was category iseither a business or campaign expense? No,
No one believes that she was notat all. What she has to
say about any alleged romantic liaison,because it sounds pretty romantic, what she

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has to say about any of thatis completely immaterial. Why is she doing
this? Number One, to tryand embarrass someone who apparently can't be embarrassed.
If he can't be embarrassed by now, if he's not, like you
know what, I didn't realize theywere gonna stoop to this level. I'm
tired of my private life being exposedlike this. I'm out, Jerry.

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You know, if he hasn't donethat by now, what is out there
that could still that could cause himto have the shame to go? You
know what, tail legs, I'mleaving. I can't. I can't put
my family through this anymore. Idon't think that thing exists, not that
they're not willing to try. SoNumber one, to try and embarrassing number

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two. I don't know sheer entertainmentvalue of it, but the fact that
we have a second day of crossexamined, they might as well put me
on the stand. I know aboutas much about how the classification of this
business expense was categorized as Stormy Danielswould this is just about the most shameful

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display of voyeurism that I've ever seen. And I view a lot of things
on the Internet that could be classifiedas shame and I'll stop saying that.
Okay, that's a joke. Sothat's what we have. But I didn't

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forget We're also in the midst ofa Trump date. I have another Trump
story, so we're not going toclose out the Trump date quite yet.
We have another story related to theformer president. We'll get to that next
news Radio eleven kfab. I wastrying to remember her real name, Stormy
Daniels. It is Stephanie Clifford.I wonder if when they're talking to her

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on the stand they address her asStephanie or Stormy. But in so doing
Lucy and pulling up the Wikipedia entry. I also have her filmography, I
believe is how you describe it.You want to go through some of the
titles of these films. Oh,can we it starred Stormy Daniels. Let's

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see here we have Lust on thePrairie. Oh, that one's not very
good. What was the plot ofthat one? Well, there was a
little house involved. Yes, here'sa good one. Sex door Neighbors.
Here's a movie called Love and anol. Oh, she was in the

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video, well as it went tovideo, not the Aerosmith video. Let's
see here partly Stormy. Now that'sgood. I'm guessing it was fully stormy.
Let's see Erotic Sins of my Neighbor. She filmed that one on the

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heels of her hit film Bikini Kitchen, Don't Make any Bacon. I could
do this all day. No,if you're cooking, if you're frying bacon
while wearing a bikini, you're goingto get greased. You're gonna get hot
greased. Which, by the way, is she made that movie in nineteen

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ninety eight. Uh where was I? Oh? Yeah, Trump date?
Another story about Trump unrelated to StormyDaniels, who I can't read the name
of some of these titles. Shealso starred in the film The Return of
Indiana Joan. You know what Ialways I've gotta don't say handed to I've

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got to give credit where credit isdue. The titles of some of these
films very very creative. The plotsaren't creative. The plots tend to be
would would charitably be described as,oh, there's a word I can come

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up with anyway. The plots arepretty mundane. Well yeah, they're loosely
put together. But the titles though, anyway. Other Trump story. Remember
Baron Trump, that little kid,the youngest kid of DJT I do.

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Baron Trump graduates from high school nextweek. I think he's eighteen. He
turned eighteen a couple of months ago, and something else happened to Baron Trump
since we last saw him. Hegrew eight feet. He's minute bull sized,
He's he's mighty redwood size. Hisfather is very tall. Baron dwarfs

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his father. I don't know howtall this kid is because I can't.
They don't have tape that measures thathigh. They're working on creating a measuring
tape that can officially tell us howtall eighteen year old Baron Trump is.
Well, he also has another designation. Now, straight from high school graduation,

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he is going to get officially intopolitics. As he will be one
of forty one at large delegates fromFlorida to the Republican National Convention. When
you send your delegates to the convention, they all stand there in a group
underneath a big banner from whatever statethey're from, and they're like, all
right, state of Florida, doyou certify your delegates for the nominee Donald

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Trump? And they all go hurruhfor something like that. Well, the
Baron Trump's one of those guys,is that can't he do that? Mm
hmmm. Yeah. The delegates arepretty much made up of whoever the state
party wants to say a nice thankyou to, like thanks, thanks for
knocking on all these doors, thanksfor donating a bunch of money, thanks
for being tall, thanks for beingthe the their do well, cousin.

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We're trying to keep quiet of thecandidate that we're trying to prop up here,
you know, any number of things. And yeah, they've got all
these delegates and they can make themanyone they want as long as they're towing
the party line. It is thoughtthat Baron Trump will in fact be among
those who agree that Donald Trump shouldget the nomination out of Florida. He's

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eighteen years old. He will bethe youngest of the delegation. He was
just ten when Daddy was inaugurated aspresident in twenty seventeen. Does that check?
That doesn't even that math doesn't evenseem to work, But I guess
it does. Time marches on.So there we have it. Baron Trump.
We haven't seen Ivanka yet in thiscycle. We haven't seen Millenia really

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in this cycle. But you can'tmiss Baron planes have a hard time missing
Baron Trump. Do red light onthe top of his head? Yes he
does. There are energy companies tryingto affix one of those windmills to him.
And that closes out our Trump dateTrump the Sandlmayer make it tup for

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he's a make it Chris Baker makeout. I got the old one here.
I haven't updated my uh Trump datemusic here, you know. And the
sad thing is is I've got ah one more of those two things on
this one. First of all,that wasn't the one that I intended to

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play. That wasn't the one thatwas in my head. Oh yeah,
I called it this. Secondly,I've got to post it note on my
desk from I don't know twenty eighteenwith a lot more ideas for Trump dates,
and I thought, well, ifwe get into a second term,
we'll make the rest of these.It's still there. We'll see if we
get into a second term, we'llmake the rest of these. Little shout

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out to Chris on that one.This is the one I wanted to close
the Trump date with Trump Trump,Trump Trump. I like this, Trump
Trump Trump Trump, Trump Trump,And there's our Trump date. Scott goes,

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where are you're going from the Zonkerscustom woods inbox? Scott at kfab
dot com. Rob emails and askswill Bruce Crawford brings Stormy Daniels to town
for some of her film screenings.You mean films like Lesbian Fever two?

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What happened in one? That's thething. I tried to watch part two
completely lost and like, wait asecond, then you had to go back.
Well, actually, actually I wouldrecommend seeing and truth be told,
because I'm all about honesty in thisprogram. The movie actually has another word

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in it that I can't say onthe radio. So we've shortened the name
of this Stormy Daniels feature film toLesbian Fever two? Was that the word
you can't say on the radio.No I said that one. Anyway,
I would recommend watching part two twofirst, because it's kind of like a
quiet place where when you watch aquiet place, suddenly you're already in the

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middle of all this crazy stuff that'sgoing on, and you're watching this going
how did this start? In thecase of this movie, how did these
girls get the fever? Number Parttwo explains how they got the fever.
If you watch part one, they'realready in the midst of the fever.
And I think it makes more senseto watch part two that you can see

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how the fever was started bubbling andh and then you watch part one.
All right, we're already in themidst of this fever. That's what I
would recommend. Was that sponsored byacetamenifin many guys would say, if you

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have this particular fever, hide thetile and all. We don't want this
fever to go away. Oh,by the way, my brain locked up
in that last segment, not justbecause I was trying to find a word,
but because my brain locked up andI was so close to getting the
word, but I kept swerving overinto a very similar word that means something

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completely different. We were talking aboutthe plots of these adult films, and
I said that they were all largelyand the word I was searching for is
derivative. The word that my brainkept giving me was dirigible. I see
where that would be a problem causemy brain to lock up. I hate

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when that happens. That's the kindof thing. If I don't get that
out right away, I am ashell of myself for days. I'm the
kind of person that will wake upif I'm trying to think of someone's name,
like I'm talking to you, goingoh I saw, Oh shoot,
who'd I know that? One person? She used to work here? Glasses?

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I can't think of it. Butif I wake up at three o'clock
in the morning, I'll shoot outof bed and just go Christina, you
know or whatever. By the way, I haven't seen Christina used to work
here with the glasses in a longtime. Do you have a traffic issue?
Yes? And it looks like apick of or a oh boy.
Okay, so we've got a largepiece of sheet metal in the road.

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I eighty eastbound at about thirteenth Street. It looks like right now, it's
the second from the right. Itwas in the center lane. It looks
like somebody just hit that, andyeah, you're not gonna want to hit
that. That's gonna be a baddeal. Police are aware, so they
will get that taken care of.IY eastbound at about thirteenth what's in the
road A large piece of sheet metaland it's it's kind of all mangled up,

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so it's it's sticking up. Okay, I was gonna say it.
It's lying flat on the ground rightnobly, it is not probably covering up
a pothole. It might be soon, Okay, thank you for that,
Lucy Chapman. I eighty eastbound atabout thirteenth Street, correct, second from
the right lane right now. Americais not the only nation dealing with protests

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on college campuses, and some collegecampuses have cracked down on this a lot
stronger than others. A university inDublin, Trinity College in Dublin, Dublin,
Iowa. No Ohio, No,it's Dublin, Ireland. Trinity College

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in Dublin, Ireland. After fivedays of protest, the camp and they
wanted the same thing. We wantthis university to divest from any endowments,
any financial arrangements they have with anycompany that has anything to do with Israel
anywhere, which is nearly impossible tofigure out unless you just have an absolute

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direct link. And so a lotof colleges have said, we don't have
any idea what these guys are talkingabout. We can't do what they want
us to do, even if wewanted to. These students don't know what
they're talking about. On Ireland,they did something different. After five days
of protest at this college in Dublin, they came out and said, all
right, guys, thank you verymuch for bringing this to our attention.

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We are immediately going to endeavor todivest from investments in Israeli companies. We
have found that we had investments withthree Israeli companies with links to settlements and
potential weaponry, and we are immediatelygoing to divest from those companies. Thank

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you very much. You guys arethe best, and the students are like,
oh okay. And they took downtheir encampment and stopped the protest.
Now what I'm want is whether thiscollege absolutely capitulated or and this is what
I would have done, just wentout there and told these idiots what they

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wanted to hear, what they wantus to do. They want us to
do this. We can't, wedon't know what this is. Well,
clearly they don't either. Just tellthem that that's what we're going to do.
And I wonder if this college didthat. Guys, you're the best.
Thank you very much for letting usknow about this. We're going to

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do this immediately. Is this themain thing you wanted? Yeah, I
guess it is. Okay, Well, I guess you'll be taking down your
little encampments now, won't you.President Biden yesterday managed to both stand up
for Israel and tell them we're notgoing to send you any more weaponry.

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He said, we have ironclad supportfor Israel even when we disagree, and
he says if a major ground defensiveis long uncht in Rafa to the south
of Gaza, we're not going tosupply the weapons and artillery shells these.
President Biden said, We're not walkingaway from Israel's security, We're walking away
from Israel's ability to wage war inthose areas interesting tap dance there. What

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he and others don't understand is ifIsrael doesn't send a very strong message to
all of these different groups and nationsthat want to wipe them off the face
of the Earth and they can beshown that they can just be bossed around.
Then will what happened on October seventhwill keep happening? Lucy, tell

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me what you're watching on the interstateright now? Some very close calls.
A couple of times. You've gotsemis that are coming barreling down idy eastbound
at thirteenth Street. You've got alarge piece of metal. It is now
in that far right lane. Ithas moved, It's been hit a couple
of times, but people swerving toget out of the way there, and

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police are en route. When peopleare hitting that is it? Does it
like? Are they pulling over immediately? Has it done damage to their car?
I can't tell you that because allI can see is it's a It's
a pretty small picture on that rightnow. They haven't expanded the camera scene
out a little bit more. Butit seems to be somewhat pliable, but
you don't know that. And itlooks like a giant piece of metal.

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There we go. Now we're movingthe camera so it's in the far right
lane. I'm not seeing any carspulled over. Okay, far right lane
I eighty eastbound as you're approaching thirteenthor just past thirteenth. All I have
is at four thirty at four fiftyfour. Okay, all right, that's
High eighty eastbound downtown Omaha, headsup in that far right lane and in
that middle lane, as people whoare in the right lane will be swerving

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into the middle lane when they seethis giant piece of metal and the road
exactly. All right, Thank youvery much, Lucy Scott Fords News Radio
eleven ten k FA. Glad tohear that that issue on the interstate has
been alleviated. Now we can makeway for the next round of problems in

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the interstate. I'm guessing I eighteastbound near eighty fourth right around drive time
today, just off the top ofmy head. I'm not taking that bet.
That's a suckers bet. That's LucyChapman. I am Scott vhees.
Here's something else going on with ourinterstates. Huge meth bus. They just
pulled over a vehicle that had twohundred pounds of crystal meth in it a

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street value of seven million dollars here. Yeah, in Nebraska, Seward County,
just a couple of weeks ago.We just learned about it. Well,
I'm going to guess that driver isgoing to be glad he's in prison.
No, he's fine. Hunter Bidenbonded right out. Let's turn our
attention fully here for the foreseeable futurehere on the community I call home Omaha,

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Nebraska, whereas Jimmy J. J. Walker used to call it when
he was on the radio here inOmaha, omih So this happened the other
day. The other day, we'llcall April twenty eighth. We're just seeing
the video here k E TV Newswatchseven Crime Stoppers on this one. This

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happened at a Walgreens near thirtieth andMartin Streets, Martin Northeast, Omaha.
Thirtieth Martin is northeast? Is MartinNortheast? Are you talking about streets traffic?
Yeah? No, a guy namedMartin Does he live up there?
Oh my gosh, Martin av.That's north Okay, Well, I know

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where Martin AV Is. That's goingto be close to the Bakers if you're
familiar there, close to Miller Park. Yeah, yeah, so right off
the freeway there and thirty anyway,Walgreens near thirtieth in Martin Streets. Lady
walked in and the staff immediately recognizedher as she's a lady who comes into

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this Walgreens from time to time andthinks that she can just liberate items from
the store without purchasing them. Andthey've tried to explain to her, Madam,
I don't know where you come from, but around here you have to
pay for those chicklets or whatever itis that she wanted. And she apparently

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took a dim view this lattice timethat she went through there, and as
they said, look all right,you're not allowed to be in this store.
They intercepted her near the pharmacy departmentand it was a pick six.
They escorted her out of the store, but not before she turned around and
walloped one of the employerloyees in theface. Punch this employee in the face.

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He took the hit. I sawthe video. It's a male Walgreens
employee, doesn't appear to be ofsenior status, so he took the hit
and she didn't like wind up andreal I mean not saying I want to
get punched in the face by thislady. But it wasn't a brutal attack

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or anything. But still they wantto find out who this is because you're
not allowed to punch people most ofthe time. And before I give you
details about her, let's just thinka moment about once again, Bean,
really, any employee in any kindof service industry these days, but especially

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those who work in the pharmacy areasof whatever, whether it's a grocery store,
whether it's like a Walgreens or CBSCohle's. You know, let's not
leave anyone out. You know,it's a tough gig. I've always wondered
how I mean Walgreens employees if we'rejust specifically talking about this particular group one

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day, when we when we finallyget that virus that wipes all of us
out. You know, they tried, but the coronavirus wasn't exactly apparently what
maybe what the Chinese hoped it wouldbe, and so what so when we

(35:36):
finally when they finally develop in alab some bat virus, they're like,
ah, this is the one.It's got the even spikier little ball signature
on there. And they finally getthe virus and people I get it and
just implode on site. The onlypeople who we left are people who work

(35:57):
at Walgreens every day. I mean, I understand there are some people that
stop into Walgreens because it's like,Oh, I need a greeting card.
Oh I need some makeup, Ineed they got all kind of I need
some pork rindes and a bottle ofwine. Yes, there are people that

(36:17):
stop into Walgreens. Probably the ninetyfive percent of the people to go through
there are sick as dogs. Andyou're working the checkout counter at that Walgreens,
And did you find everything? Okay? Oh? Oh yeah, yeah,

(36:37):
you know they got some. They'rejust they've got something, isn't what
you sound like? That's what Iwas impersonating with the guy from Men in
Black who was incubating an alien.Ah. Oh, And just by the
way, I stop into Walgreens withoutbeing sick or without picking up prescriptions because

(36:59):
I like some of the deals theyhave there. I've done it, but
most of the time it's I feela little bit of sickness coming on.
Time to buy a gallon of NikeWill you can get it there? People
are working here with the tap,people are walking working there at the checkout
counter. Did you find everything okay? Today? Thank you for sneezing right

(37:23):
in my face. I'll take thatas a yes, you found everything okay?
Are you using your Walgreens rewards today, these people are just petrie dishes
of whatever it is that you're incubatingthat you're spreading on these poor employees.

(37:43):
But because of that, I imaginethat they're completely inoculated against anything. So
when they finally create that lab virusthat kills us, all all that will
be left or pharmacy employees. You'reright, I had not considered it that
way. So this is the environmentin which you work. And then some
lady who has to be told youcan't come in here. You keep stealing

(38:07):
from us, you know, it'sso mad about being escorted out of the
store. She turns around, haulsoff and smacks one of these employees right
smacking the puss. That's a badday at work, getting punched in the
face. So he had, youknow, a little pain in his jaw,

(38:27):
but he refused medical treatment because he'sa man and there are probably chicks
around. Later, he probably wentback and was like, like, yesterday,
I'm playing basketball in the driveway withmy son. We're both going for
the ball and he come and Tomahawksspikes me with his sharp, little knifel
like elbow right here in the pectoralarea of the northwest quadrant of my chest,

(38:57):
and he's like, oh you.I was like, I'm fine.
Am I fine? Hell no?Every time I rolled over in my sleep
last night, I was like,ah, you know, Oh, it
still hurts. I can't raise myarms above my head. Not that I
got to do that a lot.I'm not a referee calling touchdowns or anything,

(39:21):
but still it hurts. Was Igoing to let him know it hurt?
No? I did win that game, by the way. Then I
took my son out driving for hisfirst driver's lesson. Oh is your son
old enough to drive? Why don'tyou mind your own business. I'll parent
my kids, you parent yours.So I took the boy out for his
first driver's lesson. No one died, Everyone's alive. It's good stuff.

(39:45):
He even had one moment where hegot a little cocky, started to kind
of gunning it while taking a lefthand turn around a corner. Oh,
this was all in an area wherethere was no one around. Everyone calmed
down and was in a place wherehe could have panicked and took us up
off roading, but he didn't.He quickly corrected brought the car not to

(40:09):
a screeching halt, but to agood stop, and I said, all
right, good job. I gotto see how you how you handle in
the situation where you can panic.Nice job there. I don't think that's
going to be in the driving testthough. No, I didn't just curt
to me. I don't think Itold his mom that she knows. Now

(40:29):
she doesn't listen to the show.I'm one minute away from getting a text
going what what? Anyway, guygot punched in the face, refused medical
treatment because he's tough, probably cryingabout it later. So now we've got
the video out there of this woman, and of course my favorite thing that

(40:51):
happens in media. Now we haveto describe the suspect. Now this is
for those who didn't see the video. The suspect is described as about thirty
five years old, about five two. You know, they're able to quickly
say about five two. I lovethe the weight range here. You know,
she's about thirty five, about fiveto two and somewhere, oh there

(41:15):
it is. My wife just sentme a text, Hi, Hi,
honey, love you and her weightrant. And this is where I'm talking
about the suspect, not my wife. I'm not talking about my wife.
I'm not talking about Lucy good clarification, thank you. The suspect subscribed as
thirty five five to two and somewherein the neighborhood of two hundred and thirty

(41:37):
to three hundred pounds. That's athat's a spectrum. That's a wide spectrum.
Yeah. Literally, it's for her. You know. It'd be like
saying her age is somewhere between twentyfive and fifty two, her height is
somewhere between four to seven and sevento two, and her weight is somewhere

(41:57):
between two hundred and thirty and holyspokes, so like like, oh,
they didn't. Who wants to moreaccurately guess her way two thirty It might
be three hundred. I don't know. It gives me hope that people see
you all different. They look atyou and they can just yeah, they

(42:19):
don't see large or small, right, Yeah. And then we used to
describe suspects based on their skin color. Don't worry, we don't do that
anymore. We would rather have youjust out there looking for someone. Just
want you sizing up anyone you seeshe looks about I'll call it two hundred
and fifty eight pounds. I'm callingthe police. Wait, she looks five

(42:44):
to three. That's not her right. But see here's the other thing.
She left in a black Ford Focus. I thought we weren't doing anything related
to color. The Why does thecar have to be black? Huh h.
She left in a black Ford Focuswith Intransit dealer plates and the plates

(43:07):
say I Davis, I Space Davis. Now, I don't want to tell
you. I don't know, butI don't want to tell you how to
do your job. But you mightbe looking for someone named Davis. I
Davis. Nice to meet you.I Scott, I am Vorhees. Lucy.

(43:35):
Have you ever left your credit carddebit card at a bar or restaurant
or someplace and suddenly been like time? I've never never done it until last
month, first time ever. Andit's a good thing too, because we
left that place out with the kidsand uh left and then had to stop

(43:58):
someplace and buy some things. SoI go immediately to get my card,
not there, like, oh mygosh, you know where, I usually
leave it in my pocket when Igo to Costco because it's out with your
Costco card, And then I getto the next place, it's in my
pocket of the other jeans. Butyeah, I've done that both. I've

(44:19):
managed never to do it, whippedit around, went back to and you
know, they'll notice that restaurant Ileft it at. It looks a lot
nicer now. They bought so muchstuff like this is a barbecue restaurant.
You don't need a boat, right, No, I'm kidding. They were
great. So thank you to Boydand Charlie's. Almost had another brain lock

(44:45):
up because I wanted to say tenand Wally's ice Cream, you have ice
cream? Had barbecue Boyd and Charlie'sand Eltonilcoorn. Yeah, yes, And
so that was great. They sawme come back and they know like,
oh, we were waiting for you. Well, a customer named Ronda is

(45:06):
a regular at Smith's Cafe in Kinston, North Carolina, and she went in
there recently and was heading home andI think it was either later that day
or next day that she got acall from her fraud alert with her bank.

(45:27):
Did you use your card to buythis and this? Well suddenly she's
like, what in the world,No, I didn't, I didn't buy
it. And she goes to gether debit card it's not there, and
she thought, oh my gosh,what have I done. My identity was
stolen. Well not really. Yousee I told you that she left her

(45:52):
card at this cafe in North Carolina. Well, the cafe thought that they
would be soon super helpful. Theywanted to reunite this card with the customer.
So they did what anyone should absolutelynot do in this scenario. They

(46:14):
took a picture not just at thefront, but the back of the credit
card and posted it on their Facebookpage. Oh did they block out the
credit card? No, And byposting the back of it, now you've
got that CV code. They postedthe front and back of the credit card

(46:38):
because someone thought, oh, maybesomeone will recognize this card by the back
of it, which I guess hasthe customer's signature on it. But here's
the thing. The credit card's gotthe lady's name on it. If you
really wanted to just so, hey, everyone on Facebook, if you know
Ronda, here's her name, here'sher last name, let her know that

(47:02):
she left her card at our store. But they posted a picture with the
numbers on it and the CV codein the back and the expiration date.
And what do you know, someof the people that are connected to this
cafe on Facebook took the opportunity tosay I can't pass this up. Suddenly

(47:23):
she starts getting danged with a bunchof fraud alerts. People took that and
immediately started buying stuff. She quicklyracked up over two thousand dollars in charges
from a bunch of people just buyinglittle things like maybe they won't come after
me if I buy a pair ofsocks or whatever. This story had to

(47:43):
involve someone from the Better Business Bureauthat had to tell people, well,
no one should post a credit cardwith the numbers on it online in this
instance. Yeah, no kidding.You would think everyone would know that,
not this cafe in North Carolina.And they were like, well, we
were trying to be helpful. Iwas thinking again about the Stormy Daniels deal.

(48:07):
She's describing the absolutely unnecessarily describing thealleged liaison with her and Trump House.
She says, you know, wemet at a golf tournament. Next
thing, you know, I'm comingout of the bathroom in his hotel room.
Yeah, how did he ever getdid he ever get the wrong idea

(48:28):
about how all of this was gonnaget here? Yeah? Yeah, see,
we were hanging out a golf tournamentand the next thing, I know,
she's washing up in my bathroom inmy presidential suite at the hotel with
my name on it. And yeah, I went out in a limb and

(48:49):
suggested, well, I've gott anadult film star here in my hotel room.
Let's just go ahead and cut tothe chase, and I'll be here
in my bathrobe and boxer show.It's when she comes out of the bathroom
and she says she saw that andwent, oh no. And I think,
though, I mean just to bolster, because you know, I think
we should all concern ourselves with thevery fragile eagle ego of Donald Trump.

(49:16):
The guy seems to me to bevery little ego there. It's very fragile,
and so you know, it's probablybad for him to hear that.
Stormy Daniels came out and saw himand immediately realized, oh, he thinks
we're gonna engage in a little tackleand grapple here, and I don't want

(49:37):
to. He probably heard that andgot sad. You know, he's probably
like, oh, I thought Irocked her world. You know, she
said it was great, and Iwas on fire. And now to learn
all these years later that she wasbored and unenthused. Look, mister President,
I don't think that it had todo with you. I mean I

(49:58):
always feel the same way when I'mnot at work and someone is, you
know, we're hanging out having somerum, some beers whatever, and someone
say, hey, Scott, whatdo you think about illegal immigration? And
I'm like, I'm not on theclock right now. I just want to
hang out. You know. That'show I feel. Like when Lucy's out

(50:21):
and they're like, Lucy, howlong are they going to have that construction
going at about seventieth and Maple,You're like, I'm not. I don't
have headphones on right now. I'mnot i don't have the cameras up,
I'm not updating a Twitter feed,I'm not on the air. I'm not
at work right now. But don'tyou feel Stormy probably felt the same way.
Yeah, when you put it thatway, you know, she'd been

(50:42):
She's been at work all day,just absolutely just plowing people that she doesn't
love. And and then Trump's like, hey, I know you're off the
clock, but She's like, ifI see one more of those, I'm
just gonna lose it. And soit wasn't him Trump, it wasn't you.
It was just the situation. Anyonecan understand that, right right right,

(51:13):
A neighborhood is suing the city ofOmaha. It's a fairly new neighborhood
for Omaha, but not a newneighborhood one that has recently been annexed.
Skyline Ranches those the ranches out thereby the Skyline, right off like west
of two hundred and fourth, nearlike between Dodge and Pacific. Yeah,

(51:36):
Skyline Ranches, very nice neighborhood.I remember seeing Skyline Ranches back when Elkorn
was going out of town, like, oh, we got to go to
Alcorn for something. You better packsome sandwiches. It's a long ways out,
but Skyline Ranches was out there.I remember driving out there when I

(51:58):
was I turned sixteen and nineteen two. Don't do the math. A lot
of people still think I'm in mytwenties, and that's just fine with me.
I didn't like it when I wasactually in my twenties. Oh you're
so young? How dare you?But now I'd give anything to hear that
refrain. So I drive out thereand Skyline Ranches was out there, and

(52:19):
I think, oh, this iswhere everyone just rides around on horseback.
I thought that too the first time. I yeah, Well, it's got
the like the old West kind ofsign out there, and it's still there.
Well, I think it's still there. They didn't have a tornado out
there. They're close. Well,now they got like paved roads and stuff.
It's not all just dirt and saloonsout there at Skyline Ranches. They've

(52:44):
got roads. And they said,before the City of Omaha annexed us,
our roads were great. They weremaintained by the Sanitary Improvement District the sid
SID, and they were maintained bypartnership we had with Elkorn. Well,
now Omaha came in here and saidthis land belongs to us, Like,

(53:05):
oh, when do we get tovote on this? You don't. So
we went in there and annexed ElkornSkyline Ranches and Crimea, and now Omaha
maintains those roads. Well, theSkyline Ranches Hoa or hoah for short.

(53:29):
I never heard that, did Inot? How have I never heard that?
I'm using it from now on.I don't have an hoa, but
I do have a hoe. Yeah, they got a hoa out there,
and they said that they're suing theCity of Omaha. They fouled a lawsuit.
We can't afford it right now.H yeah, we want you to

(53:49):
maintain these streets better. Well,we don't have the money, and we
especially now we don't because now we'vegot to fight you in court. The
lawsuit says that it's Omaha's statue,tory and legal duty to maintain the street
and show that the city is notmaintaining the street and asked the judge to
order them to maintain the street.It's called a writ of mandamus or mandamus

(54:15):
writ of mandamus, which I thinkis a Disney plus Avengers series, like
a spin off of the Avengers onDisney plus writ of mandamus. And it
was filed on behalf of two homeownersand the Skyline Ranches Property Owners Association.
Oh it's a poet. Technically propertyowners not homeowners. Well, the city

(54:37):
responded and said the city will defendits actions and the twenty eighteen policy regarding
unimproved Roads approved by the City Councildeveloped by a committee of citizens. And
it also says we've already continued tofollow a policy on cost sharing to have
streets resurfaced. In other words,we passed a giant issue here in Omaha

(55:02):
that we're going to completely resurface allof the city's roads sometime between now and
the end of time. Oh andI thought you were serious. No,
we are. That's the bond issueof a few years ago. Every road,
every road, and there's no willfor every well no, and in
fact, it goes on a rotationthat your your road will be resurfaced every

(55:25):
what is it, fifteen years whatever. So it's taken a long time to
get through all of this, butthey've been working on it for years.
And I wonder if this lawsuit bythis neighborhood out there was maybe just to
say, City of Omaha, comeout here and fix our streets, Like,
well, you're on the schedule.We're going to fix your streets,

(55:49):
but we want our streets fixed now. All right, how about this,
If you dropped the lawsuit, we'llbump you up. We'll bump you up
the list. Is that good enoughfor you? If that's what this is
all about, it's like standing inline at selfial security, right, forget
it. Yeah, DMV not gonnahappen, just forcing their streets to get

(56:09):
done first. I gotta wonder ifthat's what they were really looking at the
Sports Update a moment ago mentioned CaitlynClark, or as she's now known to
me after I was hanging out withsome friends recently and some guy said,
yeah, that basketball player, what'sher name, Kelly Clarkson. So Caitlin

(56:30):
Clark will now be known as KellyClarkson. Kelly Clarkson just got a guy
fired. It sounds like, wellkinda you know, she's in the WNBA
now. And when she was drafted, a sports columnist for the Indianapolis Star
had some creepy comment because she makesthe heart gesture with her hands, and

(56:50):
he says, start doing that tome and we'll get along just fine.
Well, he's not allowed to coverin person any of her games. She
he's They're like, you can rideabout her, but you gotta do it
from home. Stay away from CaitlinClark. Scott Boys Mornings nine to eleven,
Our News Radio eleven ten KFAB