Swamp Donkeys Shouldn't Vote

After I try to decrease voter turnout, we have a Trumpdate, protests against a beloved comedian, snakes in a car, and more.

Episode Transcript

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Scott Vordies. There is a primaryelection in Nebraska tomorrow, and obviously there
have been a lot of messages acrossmedia and in your mailbox saying, don't
forget to vote, you gotta govote. You gotta go over this person,
dove over that person, all therest of this stuff. There's one

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thing though, that I think doesneed to stop before tomorrow's primary election,
and it's it's highlighted here in astory from KMTV three News When now KMTV
three news now, sometimes you wantKMTV three News later, they don't give

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it to you later. They giveit to you now, not then.
Now. KMTV three News now hasa story about a couple of groups going
throughout northeast and southeast Omaha. AHeartland Workers Center is one power building at
the Nebraska Civic Table. That's oh, now, I think he's oh.

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This guy is the director of powerBuilding, that's his title at an organization
called Nebraska's Civic Table. So yougot these two groups and some others out
there saying we're going door to door, we're tracking people down, we're letting
them know, hey, there's anelection on Tuesday, and we need you

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to go out and vote. Thislast moment voter drive to get people to
go vote tomorrow needs to stop,because this story says and a lot of
people were completely unaware that there's aprimary election tomorrow, or maybe they heard
of it, but they thought itwas only for president, and they didn't

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know there was anyone else on theticket or anything else on which to vote
or for whom to vote in tomorrow'sprimary election. These are the people we
don't want voting in tomorrow's primary election. This last minute attempt. This is
like a guy at the bar atwhat I don't even know what time the

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bars closed in Omaha anymore. Ido not close the bars down anymore.
Are we open till two? Mostbars open till two? Is that last
call at two? That does notmean they all do okay, So let's
say it's last call, whatever timethat is wherever you are, and you're
thinking, oh, no, Ihad one golden night, and that was

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to meet my dream girl, andthere was a lot of people here.
Earlier, I had a lot ofopportunity to talk to a lot of potential
dream girls. But now it's theend of the night, and all as
you look around the room, youdon't see any dream girls. You see
a couple of swamp donkeys, butno dream girl. Every once in a

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while you look around and you seea swamp donkey and you think, well,
I guess this will have to do. No one marries the swamp donkey.
You don't. This isn't I'm notsuggesting that swamp donkeys don't need some

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attention from time to time. Butthis is not what we're going to base
the nature of our future on.And they're going door to door and they're
finding people who barely even know tomorrowis tuesday, let alone that there's an
election tomorrow. Are you a registeredvoter? I don't know what county is
this? What county do I livein? Where's my polling place? How

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do you vote? Is this somethingI can do on my phone? We
don't want these people voting. We'rescrewed up enough as it is from people
who are allegedly plugged in and knowwhat's going on. Everyone always says we
need everyone to vote, we needit. We don't need everyone to vote.
We need people who are paying attention, passionate. That doesn't mean that

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you got to vote exactly the sameway I would. How boring would that
be you've got to have something tofight about once in a while, but
at least be able to debate witha reasoned thought on something, not just
oh, why are you here voting? I was told to someone pushed me
in here and said, go vote. We don't need these people voting now.

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I don't mind if people are blissfullyignorant of things, but don't bring
your blissful ignorance into the polling place. This is going to decide people who
are going to decide things. Idon't need ignorance deciding things. For example,

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here's a story in the Associated Press. It talks about a woman named
Joan. Joan retired two years ago. Good for you, Joan. She
finally retired. She worked several yearsfor the federal government. Lives in Albuquerque.
The story notes, it's Albuquerque,New Mexico, not Albuquerque, North

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Dakota or whatever other Albuquerque you werethinking of. This is Albuquerque, New
Mexico. And she talked about howshe and her now ex husband, you
know, put money away while theywere working. They paid for their children's
college educations, They put money insavings accounts, they went without for a

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long time. And now that she'sretired, she says, you know,
maybe it's time to live a littlebit. Her mom just died, and
she says, you know, it'stime for me to do a few things
for me once in a while.So she takes a trip she went to.
A story says that Joan went toa science fiction convention in Scotland this

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past year. All right, allright, Joan, that's fine. She
went on a Disney cruise and nextyear she's going to Great Britain. She's
got a couple of kids that livein different states. She wants to go
visit them and her grandkids. Shesay, I don't what, I just
jump on a plane and go visitthem. And this story says that it's

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people like Joan who are now retiredare fueling a sustained boost to the US
economy. They're benefiting from outsized gamesin the stock market. They're benefiting from
housing markets. See, she boughther house decades ago. She bought when

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the market was low, and nowshe's sold, and she moved into a
retirement living and sold while the marketwas high, and she benefited from this
housing market boom. She's benefiting frominflation. She benefited from outsized gains in
stock Who is the associated press?What kind of line is this to put

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in a news story? Outsize gainsin the stock market? Who are you
to decide what gains Joan got inthe stock market were outsized? What because
years ago she put money in aretirement account, perhaps some mutual funds something,
and after years and years she soldwhen the market was high and she

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did well. Sounds like she didthe right thing. But it says Joan
is benefiting from a sustained boost orfueling a sustained boom to the US economy,
And this is accounting for a largershare of consumer spending from people like

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Joan who made money, who areretired and now they want to spend money.
And while they're out spending money,this is seemingly looking like it's fueling
the US economy because Joan's doing allright, Joan wants to live a little
bit. And it says they're accountingfrom a larger share of consumer spending,

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the principal driver of economic growth thanever before. People like Joan are making
the economy look like it's doing wellwhen there are people out there like Gus
who didn't save and he isn't splurgingon himself and he's not doing anyway,
doing very well. And you knowwhose fault that is, Joan. This

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story blames Joan, not Joe.Joan. This is how ignorant people think.
People know O. This lady wentout. She's just out there blowing
money. Yeah, she saved,She didn't blow money. Twenty five years
ago, she was paying for kidscollege funds, she was putting money in

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a retirement account. She probably overthe last decade, she probably cut everything
down in her budget to only fouror five streaming services. I tell you
what, near poverty level. Andnow she wants to take a cruise.
How dare you, Joan? Don'tyou know there are people out there having

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a hard time making ends meet.This is a story. This isn't from
the Pravda. This is from theAssociated Provda, I mean the Associated Press.
They blame Joan, not Joe,not Joe Biden, not the President,
not inflation that has skyrocketed under thispresence economic policies. And these are

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the people who look at this andgo, yeah, I hate Joan.
These are the people who are sittingthere picking their noses as someone comes out
and open up. It's the NebraskaCivic Table we want you to vote tomorrow.
These are the people we want outthere voting tomorrow. No, stop

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getting people out to vote, notfor tomorrow now. If you want to
take it upon yourself to have thesepeople undergo something, a can do some
sort of political lobotomy and get themplugged in, aware and maybe get a
job, you know, over thenext several months before November is election,

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than by all means take it uponyourself to do that. In the meantime,
the adults over here will be theones to decide who's gonna do what
This idea of just piling a bunchof people, peeling them off of their
futons to come vote tomorrow. Sorry, if this sounds elitist, I don't
mean it to be elitist. Ithas nothing to do with how much money

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anyone makes. It's about whether ornot you've decided to give a damn over
the span of your adult life.And there are a lot of people,
and that's fine who've decided they don't, and I don't want them to vote.
Richard says Scott, thanks for talkingabout pushing for voter turnout. I

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don't get people like Gary and Jimgetting their panties in a wad about the
percentage of voter turnout. Yeah,people should be more engaged and they should
vote. But even the people whoare going to vote aren't that educated about
people on the ballot and the issues. So why are we trying to guilt
people out there to vote who areeven less edumicated about the politicals? Thank

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you for that email. Richard Ryansays the only people who don't deserve to
spend are those who took a bunchof free money checks they blew on crap
and got insane increases to their wagesto do load and no skilled jobs where
the quality hasn't improved at all.Go Joan, I don't mind people who

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do load to no skilled jobs.I is one. Thank you for that
email, though, Ryan and Robsays it is true that learning never ceases.
I had no idea this morning Iwould have had my vocabulary increase with
a new term, swamp donkey.You're welcome, Rob. That gotta raise

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Diebro for me too. Lucy Chapmanright there as well. You're not familiar
with the the swamp donkey. Notsure I want to be in contact?
I am. Yeah. The contextif you missed it was you went out
looking for your dream girl. You'reat a party, You're at a crowded
bar, and at the end ofthe night, I mean, you had

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all night to go and talk toa lot of potential dream girls and you
didn't get that done. But nowit's last call and you look around in
a panic, going on, no, this was supposed to be the night.
Well the not only has the quantityincreased or decreased, so has the
quality. And as you look around, you don't see dream girls. You

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see swamp donkeys. And again,nothing wrong with a swamp donkey, but
no one's looking to marry the swampdonkey. That's all I'm saying. And
somehow I related that to ignorance onparade ahead of tomorrow's primary election. This

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will all potentially be on the VintageWarheas podcast link on the Scout Vorheas page
at kfab dot com a little latertoday. But right now, I have
several different stories related to the formerpresident. And when I have dichotomy of
these stories that only have one thingin common, and that is DJT,

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we put them together in a collectionof stories we call a Trump Date.
Now talk about Trump, Talk aboutTrump, all right, First, the
latest polls show Trump up. Andit's funny how the story the media.
I saw several different stories about allof these swing states, these potential matchup

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in these swing states that could decidethe election, and all of them say
that Biden is down. The phrasingthere, president Biden is down a little
bit in these swing state matchups withthe former president. None of them say
Trump is winning. They all saythat President Biden is losing. I don't
know psychologically why one or the other. Anyway, Let's see Pennsylvania, Trump's

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up by three, Arizona, Trump'sup by seven, Michigan, Trump up
by seven, Georgia, Trump upby ten, Nevada Trump up by twelve,
Wisconsin Biden's up by two, theonly swing state where Biden leads in
this poll from the New York Times, Siena College, and the Philadelphia Inquirer.

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And the reason why they give isthat again, the previous story talked
about voters in northeast and southeast Omahatrying to get people to come out and
vote in tomorrow's primary election, andthis story says the President's numbers are lackluster
among young voters, black voters,and Hispanic voters. I told you.

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Everyone thinks that as this maybe PresidentBiden thought this too, that we open
up our southern border and we geta whole bunch of potential Democratic voters who
come up here and whether legally orillegally, somehow cast these votes in elections.

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Now, we still don't have thechance for illegal immigrants to cast votes
for the presidency, but there area lot of communities saying, yeah,
go ahead and cast a vote ina city election. And everyone thinks that
they're all going to be liberal Democratvoters. They're not. You know why,
because every single person that came acrossthis border, just about every single

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person who came across this border legallyor illegally, wants the door to be
closed right behind them, like,let me in and then shut the door
behind me, because I know whatI'm fleeing. I don't want more of
them up here. I'm glad Igot here, my family is here.
I don't want more of those peoplethough they're crazy and so as such,

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I'm not saying they go out thereand put on a red hat and vote
Trump, but they're not going tovote for Biden, not many of them.
Now, there's a lot of groupssaying come on, we're the ones
that let you in. Yeah,thanks for that, but shut the door
now. Even as President Trump seemsto be referring to illegal immigrants by a

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very famous movie character. We'll pickup our Trump date there after a Fox
News update. Next Scott Voice NewsRadio eleven ten KFAB. The next News
Radio eleven ten KFAB. Gourmet Club, We're going to assemble at Spaghetti Works
in the Old Market. I justgot an email from Mary's says, good

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morning, Scott. I got tworeservations for Wednesday, but I don't know
what time it starts. Do youknow? I do know, and I'm
not telling you. It's six thirty, six thirty Star time for the Gourmet
Club at Spaghetti Works. Will bein the party room at this celebrate this
wonderful local restaurant that has celebrated fiftyyears of family friendly festivities. So we're

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going to hook up with them fortheir birthday and have a great time Wednesday
night at Spaghetti Works. We wouldlove to have you join us at a
rate of twenty five bucks for adultsfifteen dollars if you want to bring the
kids. We're gonna eat and eatand eat until they run out. Of
pasta. Here's the menu, yourchoice boundless bowl of pasta and sauce.

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You just keep going back on thatone. Whatever spaghetti and meatballs, lasagna,
cheese, tordolini, gluten free cheese, ravioli, grilled chicken, alfredo,
eggplant parmesan or the chicken parmesan.Include salad, bar, garlic,
bread, and a soft beverage.Here's the number to call to make a
reservation for this Wednesday's Gourmet Club.Just call four O two four two two

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zero seven seven zero. That's fourO two four two two zero seven seven
zero. I have good news andbad news about the Gourmet Club on Wednesday.
The bad news is is that I'llbe there, but Lucy Chapman will
not be able to join us onWednesday. We will miss you. We've

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got two people there to replace you, though. Who is it? Emory
Songer and Matt case Oh fantastic afternoonshow here on News Radio eleven to ten
kfab. Emory is still fairly newhere on the radio station almost a year
now, and maybe you haven't hada chance to meet him. That would
be Wednesday night. No, I'mnot talking to you right now. I

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know I'm looking at you. Butif I would love for you to come
eat a whole bunch of wonderful food, and I'll introduce you to Emory and
Matt Wednesday evening four O two fourtwo two zero seven seven zero. To
make a reservation for Wednesday night scoremetclub details on the Scott Boheast page at
kfab dot com. We are inthe middle, though, of a Trump

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date. Let's get back into theTrump date here. Come on in Trump.
A lot of different stories. Theonly thing they have in common is
they all have something to do withthe former present eidents. Come in Trump.
I mentioned that he's up, asFox News just reported as well in
five of six Trump Yeah, fiveof six swing states, all of which,

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by the way, were won byPresident Biden in twenty twenty. I
neglected to mention that he's down betweena couple to up to about a dozen
points in each of these states Pennsylvania, Arizona, Michigan, Georgia, and
Nevada. He's up by two pointswithin the margin of error in Wisconsin.
And they said in the story,it's like, well, Biden's not doing

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that well with young voters, blackvoters, and Hispanic voters, which it's
kind of interesting since these are threedemographics that everyone says we always are trying
to get more voter turnout from theseparticular demographic groups. I don't know how
many of them are participating in thispoll. I wonder if it really doesn't

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have anything to do with these particulardemograph graphic groups, or if he's just
down across all demographics. But Iwould also say that tomorrow is the primary
election in Nebraska, it's not thegeneral election in November. You don't think
anything can happen between now and November. Hang with us here on your election

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connection eleven to ten kfab as wetry and get through this together to that
point. Today, Michael Cohen isexpected to take the stand against Trump.
This is the former fixer, asthey call it. He's not an assistant,
he's not a business associated fixer.This seems to be the way that
everyone in the media has no problemlabeling Michael Cohen the fixer. This makes

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it sound like it's somehow illegal,which by the way, again, everything
having to do in this particular trialmight be and is incredibly cd based on
the allegations and so forth, andwhatever it is that you're thinking about it.
The allegation is that Trump and Stormyhad a business meeting and afterwards,

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Trump said, I'm going to runfor president. Now remember that business meeting
we had years ago. It wouldbe great if you would just maybe not
sell that story to the tabloids.She said, I'm gonna sell it to
somebody, all right, sell itto me. Here's some money to hush
your mouth. And she said allright, and then she didn't hush her

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mouth. What kind of world arewe living in? So Michael Cohen arranged
all of this, and then thequestion is how he classified it. Was
it a business expense? Was ita campaign expense? The idea was is
that it was marked down as abusiness thing. It should have been a
campaign thing because it been fitted thecampaign. This is campaign finance reform,

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that is, or not reform,but a campaign finance violation. This is
the kind of thing that generally getsyou a little slap on the wrist,
you pay a fine, you moveon, unless you're Jeff Fordenberry. But
that's a little different. Stormy Danielsis not a foreign dignitary, even though

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that is the title of one ofthe films that she's in. Something like
that. So now you got Cohenon the stand here, Trump's team is
pointing out he's a convicted felon,he has lied to a grand jury in
Congress. He is not to betrusted, which makes you wonder, then,

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why did he work for you forall those years? But whatever.
Trump also pointed out over the weekendhe didn't announce who his running mate would
be, but he did say oneperson who would not be his running mate.
He goes on truth social and saysNicki Haley is not under consideration for

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the VP slot, but I wishher well. Signed DJT. This is
a surprise to nobody. But hejust pointed that out this after In Indiana's
Republican primary on Tuesday, Nicki Haleyfinished with about twenty two percent of the

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vote. That's what twenty two votes. It's over, Go home, the
movie's over. You're still here.There's your eighties movie reference for this segment
of the radio program, You're stillhere, It's over, Go home?

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Is that back to the future?I know, I remember seeing that.
I can see it in my It'sa guy pushing a broom. Right.
No, well then I don't knowwhatever. I would accept Ferris Bueller's day
off. I would also accept Deadpoolbecause he doesn't homage to that at the
end of Deadpool. Who does itin Ferris Bueller, Matthew Broderick, Ferris

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Bueller. Anyway, Yeah, it'sover. But I guess someone said,
oh, hey, Nikki Haley isdoing pretty well and contests that have no
meaning, no bearing. She droppedout of the race two months ago,
and Trump just pointed out, Yeah, she's not gonna be my running mate,
but I wish her well in whateverit is that you say that you

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do here your nineties movie reference forthis segment of the radio program, We're
stacking him. That's office space beforeyou give me some ludicrous guess. Oh,
and then back to I knew asI was looking through those poll numbers,
I was saying that I was ina mental jumping off point from the

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poll numbers to the next story.And then I completely forgot what it was.
I remember now Hispanic voters. Theidea was is that people come into
this country and a lot of citiesare saying, oh, yeah, we
want you to be able to votein these elections legally, illegally, whatever,

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it's fine, right, Yeah,And a lot of these voters has
just taken for granted that they're goingto vote more progressive, more liberal leaning,
and they don't because a lot ofthese people say, I came into
this country and I would like thedoor to our southern border here in America
shut behind me. You have noidea what's behind me on the other side

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of that door. You got gangmembers, you got drug pushers, you
got human traffickers, and you've gotcannibals. That's right, We're back on
cannibals in this election cycle. AfterGod Rest his soul, President Biden's uncle
was gnawed on by New Guinea cannibalsin w W two, an assertion made

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by one person, and one personalone, the President of the United States.
I was surprised by the way thatSaturday Night Live had a couple of
jokes at his expense during the WeekendUpdate. Those two guys are very funny.
Colin Jost and Michael ja very veryfunny. On Weekend Update, they
had a lot of great lines aboutStormy Daniels and Trump, and then they

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said that President Biden welcomed the collegegirls basketball team to the White House and
seemed to confuse a player with beinga coach. What's worse, he thought
this woman was their point guard andshowed a picture of Kamala Harris. Very
funny. So about Biden, doyou think they're a hedge in their bets?
I would like to see at leastSaturday Night Live as well as a

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lot of these late night entertainment showsbe late night entertainment shows and not politics.
That's been gone a long time,I know, but it's possible to
can. The pendulum does swing back. That's what makes it a pendulum.
So used to be that whoever wasin power they made fun of, and
now it's gotten to be like we'rea part of a certain political party here.

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That would be the Democrat. Anyway, Trump was speaking that he got
a chance to speak at a rallyin New Jersey the other day, and
it's noted here that he often hasbeen bringing up the name Hannibal Lecter in
his campaign speeches. Haven't heard thatat all, nor have I. He

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says that he refers to the lategreat Hannibal Lector, a wonderful man.
He oftentimes would have a friend fordinner. Remember that scene. Excuse me,
I'm about to have a friend fordinner. As the poor doctor walked
by, and he just kind ofbrings this up out of nowhere and then
talks about migrants at the US border, which people are saying he seems to

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be comparing illegal immigrants to Hannibal Lecter, doctor Hannibal Lector. He didn't spend
six years in cannibal school to bemister elector. And The New York Times
says Trump uses elector references to demonizeillegal immigrants, saying, we have people

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who have been released into our countrythat we don't want in our country,
and they're coming in totally unchecked,totally unvetted. We can't let this happen.
Now, are those two things?Alie? What the last two things
that you just said, that wehave people come in into the country totally
unchecked. I was gonna say,there are a lot of people who completely

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agree with that. I don't knowwhat it has to do, if anything,
with silence of the lambs. Well, might he be referring to Haitian
immigrants because that I'm not saying allHaitian immigrants are, but that was thrown
out there that they were cannibals,the couple of the people that were coming

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from Haiti. I think he's justreally needs one person to say one thing.
One time, it becomes I don'tthink he's talking about cannibalism specifically.
I think he's just talking about badpeople. He says that people come into
this country from insane asylums, mentalinstitutions. Again, I don't. I

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think he just wanted to link itwith a scary bad person from a well
known movie or movies. And he'schosen Hannibal Lecter. So I and the
story is like, and he's praisingHannibal Lecter a wonderful man. You know,
he'd have friends for dinner. Youknow, that's according to the New

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York Times. That's praise for Hannibalelector, and not a joke about Hannibal
elect You can debate how funny thejoke is, but it's clearly a joke.
I don't know what the reference is. But rather than talk about illegal
immigration, which by the way,a lot of Mayor's Democrat Mayor's progressive cities

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are saying the same thing about,Hey, we got people coming into our
communities, we haven't had a chanceto vet them, and we can't handle
this. We can either address thatissue or we can talk about how Donald
Trump is comparing them to cannibals.And they've chosen the latter and that let

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me just double check, is thatit? That is the end of our
Trump date? Scott bodies, whereare you're going? In? The Zonkers

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custom was inbox. Dave email Scottatkfab dot com regarding the payment from Trump
to Stormy Daniels, saying, Idon't think it's either a business expense or
a campaign expense. Couldn't this paymentbe classified as physical therapy? Davis sent
several emails today and says, sorry, you have to put up with me

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more on rainy days, so thankyou, Thank you, Dave. Keep
them coming you too, Scott atkfabdot com, Fox and kfab news updates
Next. Jerry Seinfeld had the temerityto go and speak in public time for
him to be shouted down because israelI. Guess we'll tell you about this
next after this, next opportunity foryou to win one thousand dollars coming up

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to ten oh five. This emailfrom a different Dave regarding the rain today.
He says, rainy days and Mondaysalways get me down. Couldn't help
thinking of that Carpenter song written byLucy Do you know friend of the program,
Almaha's own Williams. Williams was gonnasay, Simon, I knew that

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was wrong. Not Paul Simon,little Ninas, Paul Williams. Yes,
friend of the program. Love thatguy. So thank you very much,
Dave for putting that song in myhead. Oh if that was in my
head this morning, nothing to dobut frown. Yeah, it's still with
me. So I was still frown. Okay, I'll put another song in

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your head here in a moment ifyou'd like, called the code hang out
for that one. But we gotto get to that story via this one
because they both have to do withthis ongoing problem in the Middle East.
This has been I don't know howold you are, but if you're under

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the age of three hundred, thishas been an issue your entire life.
This will be an issue the restof your life, and your great great
grandkids will also be talking about whycan't we just find a solution to Middle
East peace? Now? That is, if Israel is allowed and the Jews

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are allowed to still live there.That seems to be the solution that a
lot of people want. From theriver to the sea. Wait a second,
like, okay, people don't thinkthere's any problem with all these college
protesters, or i should say,protesters on college campuses shouting from the river
to the sea where they want afree Palestine. And if you don't know

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what this means, let's say youlive in a house. On one side
of your house is a river.On the other side of your house as
a sea, and a bunch ofprotesters are standing there on the other side
of the river, going we wantour land to be from the river to
the sea. And you go,well, that sounds reasonably. Wait a

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second, I live between the riverand the sea. Yeah, how threatened
would you feel? Especially if you'relike, I don't have anything to do
with the politics and the government andthe military deal dealings of this land.
I just live here. I'm thisinnocent person living here. Now, let's

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take it a step further. Maybepeople who have the same background, ethnicity,
religious observations as you, they liveover there between a river and a
sea. But you don't live there. Maybe you've never even been there,
but you're you're Jewish, and assuch, people are following you around and
yelling from the river to the sea. You're like, don't I don't live

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between the river and the sea.Why are you bothering me. I have
nothing to do with that. I'ma comedian and in a new Netflix movie,
I'm hawking pop tarts or something.I haven't watched Unfrosted yet, mixed
reviews. I've had people whose senseof humor seems to align with mine,

(36:14):
and a lot of things saying theysaw it and loved it, and others
same things saw it and hated it. Maybe I'll watch it. I've seen
the previews and I want to watchit. It all looks good, talking
of course, about Jerry Seinfeld.The Netflix show is called Unfrosted The Battle

(36:36):
for pop Tarts or something. It'sin the Netflix queue. First, I
had to watch a couple other thingson Netflix. I had to finish season
two of Full Swing behind the scenesof the PGA Tour. Oh no,
wonder I missed it. You knowwhat, though, even if you're even
if you know nothing about golf andwant to keep it that way, I

(36:57):
know, I honestly, I wouldlove to hear from someone who knows zero
about golf and gets sucked into FullSwing because the way they set it up
has stories and drama attached to it, that it's about those stories and golf
is just happens to be what they'redoing. It doesn't have to do with
the golf. It has to dowith the stories, the plot lines,

(37:19):
the drama. It's so so welldone, kind of like you could enjoy
Tin Cup exactly. The other thingI had to watch on Netflix in the
last couple of weeks was the newcomedy special by Dava Tel. There's another
new one. Well, it cameout here in the last few weeks.

(37:40):
Huh, yeah, I haven't seenthat. I'll have to go watch that.
What was his line, Davidtel sayssomething like, my mom just celebrated
her eightieth birthday and everyone's clapping andall these like, hey, calm down,
you know she doesn't deserve that muchrecognition. She's not trans make fun

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of the fact. Okay, SoI had to watch all that. So
Jerry Seinfeld spoke to the graduates atDuke University over the weekend. Well,
time to try and shut him down. What does Jerry Seinfeld have to do
with Israel? Why he's Jewish?So you had protesters who were walking down

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the aisles of graduation chanting, FreePalestine, heckling, yelling, threatening anyone
to try and get him out ofThey had to get these guys out of
there. Now, not everyone wasanti Jerry Seinfeld. There were some people
yelling Jerry, Jerry, and hewas able to finish his speech. And

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to his point, I don't knowthat he said anything to his credit.
I don't know that he said anythingto give any credibility to these protesters.
Have to wait sometimes while someone wastrying to drown out what he was saying,
which was probably funny, and thenhe'd just get back into it.
I think the only thing he saidabout being Jewish was he wanted to defend

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the concept of privilege. He says, I say, use your privilege.
I grew up a Jewish boy fromNew York. That's a privilege if you
want to be a comedian. Iused it. So people are out there
chanting, carrying Palestinian flags and tryingto end at least the speaking of a

(39:37):
Jewish comedian because he's Jewish and it'sJerry Seinfeld. You've imagined in our lifetime
Jerry Seinfeld would be so reviled becausehe stands up for Israel. It's insane.

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Well, it wasn't just the graduationceremony at Duke in North Carolina.
It was also The issue in theMiddle East also has taken root in the
sixty eighth Eurovision Song Contest. Speakingof Netflix movies, Rachel McAdams and Will

(40:19):
Ferrell in a movie a year ortwo ago about the Eurovision Song Contest.
I had never heard of the EurovisionSong Contest, Like this is where Abba
got their start, and so it'sbeen around for a while. It's been
around, Well, I just saidthe sixty eighth Eurovision Song So yeah,
you you submit a song and thejudges say this is the best song in

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Europe or whatever and so and thisyear it was a song called the Code.
I'm not gonna play it for you. It's a it's a dance beat
song. It's not bad, andit's an operatic pop rap ode to this
singer's journey towards embracing his non genderidentity. His name is Nemo, and

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even though he has no gender,he's a guy. Well, he's still
looking for it. That's fine,He's yeah, he's he is seeking.
Has anyone seen his finding Nemo?That's funny. Has anyone seen Nemo's gender?
So anyway, Nemo becomes the firstnon binary winner, It probably should

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say, the first openly non binarywinner of the Eurovision Song Contest. I
listened to the song It's not bad. Also the first Swiss winner since nineteen
eighty eight when Celine Dion won,which was interesting because she's like French Canadian,

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but she competed under the Swiss flag. It was the eighties. It
was a very interesting time. Now, what does this have to do with
the Middle East? None of that. It was another person who was in
the finalists, an Israeli singer namedEden Golan. And Eden wrote a song

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called October Rain about the terrorist attackagainst her people on October seventh, twenty
twenty three. It's a beautiful songabout the pain and suffering that she,
innocent people her nation were subjected toduring this terrorist attack. Well, the

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organizers of the Eurovision Song Contest said, look, we're not telling you that
you can't be in this contest,can you at least We're not going to
let you submit the song until youat least change the title October Rain.
It is a very clear reminder ofthe October seventh Hamas attack. Can't you

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call it something else? They wouldn'tlet her put it in until she changed
it to the name Hurricane, Butshe still got her song out there,
still got the song out there,Okay, fifth place, but they wouldn't
They wouldn't let her put the songin because it just referenced October. Now

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October is now something that is triggering. You can't say October. I think
Guns and Roses were like, it'sa little too close to our song.
Do you have to call it Octoberrain? November rain is there? Why
did I think that was Prince Purple? Rain is Prince November Rain is Guns

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n' Roses. October rain is EdenGolan. At least it was until they
said, at least call it somethingelse. Hurricane there that means nothing.
You know who I want to hearfrom though. Second place a Croatian rocker
named Baby Lasagna, which, bythe way, is on the menu for

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(45:25):
kfab in the Zonker's custom was inboxLucy. But it wasn't from a listener.
It's a news website that sends me, hey, you see this story,
you see that story, and chancesare the answer is no. So
actually this one I did see somethingabout. But the New York Post has

(45:46):
a great story about something happening inSan Francisco. I don't know that there's
a media outlet in San Francisco thathas said anything about this. And it
has to do with the program ofthe San Francisco Metro Advisory Board. They

(46:08):
have one, yeah, where theyspend two million dollars a year on a
program called the Managed Alcohol Program.The idea is is that if you are
living on the streets in San Francisco, which is to say, if you
are living in San Francisco and youhave an alcohol problem, well, we

(46:31):
don't want you to just swill asmuch cheap booze as you can get your
hands on. The how awful.Instead, you'll come to one of these
various outlets and will help you manageyour addiction to alcohol by weaning you off
of it by giving you free booze. They spend they spend two million dollars

(46:59):
a year giving alcohol to alcoholics livingon the street. And they say,
well, if they come here toget their alcohol, then maybe they'll be
less likely to break into your car, or break into your store or rob
you to get the money to buythe alcohol. So for the good of

(47:20):
San Francisco, we'll just give themthe alcohol and this is taxpayer money,
and the estimate here is and thisis what got so much attention on social
media. It was a tech ceothat said, did you know San Francisco
spends two million dollars a year ona managed alcohol program. It provides free

(47:46):
alcohol to people struggling with chronic alcoholismwho are mostly homeless. And then someone
said, actually, you're not evenclose. It's closer to five million dollars
a year. The program gives controlleddoses of vodka and beer a street people

(48:07):
at specific times of the day,intended to keep the homeless off the streets
and out of jail or the emergencyroom. It's run out of a former
hotel in the Tenderloin district of SanFrancisco. It started with ten beds,
it's now grown to twenty and it'sbeen going on for four years. Do

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they give any food without alcohol?H No, we don't want to ruin
the bus. Right They're spending millionsof dollars a year just giving alcohol to
homeless people. What incentive is thereto try and clean yourself up a little
bit to be able to be hiredand then show up work a job so
you can get a paycheck. Soyou can blow that all on alcohol.

(48:53):
And then there's this guy. Thesky high housing costs in California have or
thousands of people to live on thestreets. Sometimes you'll see them living in
their vehicles. I don't know ifyou've ever been to California and any community
in California. You'll just go upand down some streets and it'll be like

(49:15):
near a park or something, andit becomes very evident that all of these
vehicles parked here may or may noteven run, but people are living in
this old van. This guy said, I don't want to live in my
car. How barbaric. He savedthe money and bought, for fifteen thousand

(49:37):
dollars at a bankruptcy auction, anambulance. He lives in the ambulance.
What is the difference between living inan ambulance and living in a car?
I understand the size, but you'rethe size, but you're still you got
room in a vehicle. You canstand up in the ambulance. But for

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fifteen thousand dollars you could you couldliterally buy nothing in California. I suppose.
Yeah, so here you could buylike a small house that's one hundred
years old, it's just completely gutted. Yeah, one might think perhaps if
I can't afford to live here,maybe I'll move someplace else. For that,

(50:20):
get a job. Take the fifteenthousand dollars. I was going to
spend on an ambulance, a seedmoney to help be able to put a
down payment towards either a home,you know, a couple months, several
months rent, and I'll be fine. I just won't live in California.
I don't know what you have todo that makes you have to live in
California. But this guy wants tolive there. That's fine to America.

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You can live in an ambulance,I guess. And he loves it.
He says, I don't have topay property taxes. It's a good life,
and it runs so he can wheelhis house over to meet friends.
And well, I guess, Iguess. There are worse situations. And

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then there's this woman. We'll dothis story, the last vehicle story.
H Actually wait, nope, I'vegot two more vehicle stories, and we'll
take a Fox News update and thenI'll tell you about these next Scott forties.
I shared with you a moment agoabout a story of a guy in
California, can't afford to live inCalifornia, but still wants to live in

(51:31):
California, So rather than try andbuy property he can't afford, he pulled
some money, got fifteen thousand dollarswhere he purchased a used ambulance at auction,
and he lives in the ambulance,which is probably bigger than a lot
of apartments you might be able toget throughout some parts of California. He

(51:55):
says, it's great. I justlive here in the ambulance. Then I
got these emails from Greg in theZonkers Custom Woods inbox scottkfab dot com.
Greg says, if you know anyonelooking for a used ambulance, I got
one for sale nineteen ninety seven Medtechused ambulance chassis is a Ford E four
to fifty seven point three Leter turbodiesel engine, got thirty two thousand miles

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on it, ready for moving orwhatever else you need a used ambulance for
fifteen thousand dollars ps. I haveseveral used fire engines for sale as well.
Greg stop stealing emergency vehicles and sellingthem in radio radio here on news
radio eleven ten kfab. Do youhave a hearse because I want to paint

(52:45):
it up to look like the ECDOone. There's your eighties movie reference for
this segment of the radio program,Lucy. This is the easiest one I
could have possibly given you. Howdo you know? Ghost? Yes?
Busters? Yes? All right.I don't know if Greg is the one

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who did this. But speaking ofemergency vehicles, I told you you had
four stories. Four said yet two? No, I've changed it to four
four story number one. A volunteerfire department in Rockville, Maryland, is
out two hundred and twenty thousand dollars. See, they wired a deposit for

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a couple of ambulances late last monthbecause when they needed these ambulances. I'm
sorry, okay, I thought itwas a fire truck, but it's a
fire truck that also has emergency firstresponders and they needed damnas. Anyway,
they paid the vendor, all doneonline, all looked legit. You can

(53:57):
see where this story is going.And then five days after the exchange,
the fire department heard from the vendorsaying, hey, do you still want
these ambulances. They're like, wewired you the money, we don't have
your money. They panicked it.Experts went in there and said the computer

(54:17):
that you did this on had malwareon it and had been spoofed and cloned,
meaning hackers had been able to interceptthe messages between the fire department and
the bank and were able to interceptthe messages and put their own routing number
for the money. Thanks to thepolice in Montgomery County, Maryland and the

(54:38):
US Secret Service, they were ableto recoup about half of the stolen funds,
though the rest may be lost forgood. So they volunteer fire departments
out over one hundred thousand dollars,which they don't they can't be out more
than one hundred thousand dollars. Well, if they were able to recover half
of it, they know who thepeople are. I stand to reason.

(55:00):
I don't know. It's not likethey went in there and said, all
right, guys, give it back. Ah, we're sorry. Oh we
got busted. And we would havegot away with it too if it were
a few medaling kids. Now itwasn't. I don't know how they were
able to do that. But it'suh, it's scary because sometimes you're just

(55:22):
you're online, like buying tickets forexample, you just hope you're on the
right website and click a few things, whether you're getting like a hotel,
airfare, rental, car tickets,you know whatever, you're doing the stuff,
doing the thing, and you're like, are you sure you want to?
Yeah? Sure, you hit thebutton and you go, I hope

(55:43):
I just bought a ticket to DuranDuran, because I don't know, you
know, what would help to maybeat some point get some of this out
where you wouldn't have so much hackingor making it so easy because apparently it's
easy. Is if everybody stopped buyinganything online, then the businesses would have
to say, Okay, now nowwe're losing revenue. We've got to band

(56:07):
together and figure out how to makethis better, which I don't know why
they wouldn't do. Anyway, Iwould love to go back to buying things
in person. Problem is is thata lot of times you go into a
brick and mortar store, there's nostaff there to assist you and the products
you're looking at, especially in clothing, they don't have anything in your size,
or maybe they do. And thatgiant heap over there outside the fitting

(56:30):
rooms because people just go in there, try a bunch of stuff on and
just leave it in there, andthey don't have the staff to put it
back on the racks, so it'sjust sitting there in this giant trash heap
full of pants and no one isthere trying to put anything away or put
anything back on the racks or doanything. And you're like, well,
I'd like to do my business here, but sorry, I just buy things.

(56:59):
I don't buy everything online, butsome stuff you got to buy online.
I just hope, I hope I'mactually buying what I think I'm buying.
By the way, I did geta ticket. I check three times
a day for on Ticketmaster to seeif anyone's selling a Duran Durand ticket or
what I've determined to be a reasonableamount of money. Usually they're being sold

(57:22):
for about three hundred and fifty dollars, and I said, if I can
find one for half of that,I'm doing it. And you did it.
Yesterday morning. I finally popped onthere. It was a bank got
it. That is so exciting.I think, I'm going, oh,

(57:42):
it could be fake. I don'tknow. Yeah, maybe I just gave
some hackers too much money for oneticket. But you know what, I'm
not going to care about that.On Friday, night at Steelhouse. This
is well once you get in seeingseeing my favorite band from my youth.
This is a concert forty years inthe making. This is exciting. I'm

(58:06):
glad you got your ticket. Ican't wait. I hope they play Union
of the Snake. Which should callthem and ask them which brings Simon Simon?
Hello. I told you when Iwas a kid, my mom got
a cockatial and she said, whatare we going to name it? And
I said Simon because it kind ofhad this multi colored mohawk, kind of

(58:29):
like Simon Lebon of Duran Durant.And that's what we named our bird,
Simon, named after the lead singerof Duran Duran. And where does that
bird live now? It's don't die. It crossed the Rainbow bridge. Ho,
they don't die. Uh, thisone does live to be like a
hundred. No cocka tiles don't liveto be one hundred. You're thinking of

(58:51):
tortoises. I'm sure I got themmixed up. Move on, speaking of
animals, Union, I reference Unionof the Snake for a reason. Had
been driving her SUV since March andthat's when she went to put something in
the back seat of her vehicle andthere was a red bellied black snake back
there. Not to bring rais intothis, but this particular red bellied black

(59:13):
snake is a very very poisonous,venomous snake. What country are we in?
This is in Australia. She founda snake and so she says,
probably, yeah, probably got inthere when I was I work at a
construction work site for my job,left my doors open there and the snake

(59:35):
probably got in. And so shecalled snake handler, you want to get
the snake out of there. Theguy went in there, couldn't get it
out. It was no longer inthe back seat. It's just somewhere in
the car. And now we needa snake chi And then he says,
well, it might be like somewherein the dashboard or something. Maybe it's

(59:58):
gone. She's like all right,So she's driving the car. No snake
comes back out. Oh that carcalls. Another snake handler calls. She's
called four snake handlers to get thesnake out. None of them can do
it. So she said, well, I'll just keep driving it. And
she says, look, I'm notan idiot. I dress up in wool

(01:00:22):
pants and boots and other protective garband I hope for the best. It's
all Australia, I know, shesays. If it does bite, these
work pants I wear will take mostof the venom. Now, despite the
number of bites received every year fromthese venomous snakes, very few human deaths
have resulted. Most people are ableto find assistance and get it taken care

(01:00:45):
of pretty rapidly. So she says, well, I'll probably be okay.
So she just drives the car witha snake in it, and if the
snake doesn't kill her, being bundledup in wool in an Australian sun will
isn't it win down there now?Isn't it fall as we do spring?
They do fall, we do summerthey do winter. Probably fit, probably

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Chilli. You're focusing on the wrongthing. There's a venomous snake in her
car. This is when Lucy wouldjust pull up to a cliff, put
the car in neutral and get somefriends to push the car off. I
don't see a problem with that.Buy snake nope rope, Yeah, a
nope rope. If that freaks youout, to have a venomous snake somewhere

(01:01:29):
in the dashboard of your car,occasionally popping its head up. It would's
it would come up. There's littlevents there for the defroster. You'd be
driving and all of a sudden justkind of pop up like whack a mole?
Where are we going? Hey?Are we gonna be going by a
McDonald's. I'm hungry? Maybe Ijust eat you. They got mice of
McDonald's. Mcmouse speaking of being freakedout, This actress was part of such

(01:01:55):
an iconic scene that freaked so manypeople out and continues to it this day.
And she died at the age ofseventy seven. Her name Susan Backlany.
I know this. She is Jaws, the first victim in Jaws.
Swimming there in her not much?Right? Was she skinny dipping in there

(01:02:22):
or whatever? Was? She wasthrowing her clothes off as she was running
down the beach, so that's right. Probably nothing. Yeah, she Jaws
was like, this is not anude beach. Have some decorum. Yeah.
Jaws was moralists more than anything else. She was the first victim in

(01:02:43):
that film, and the room hadto do some other things, so didn't
she? I don't think so.The rumor was is that that her?
The rumors that her screams during thescene were real because she was in a
harness that was hurting her as itwas jerking her around to simulate a shark
attack. She said, no,that's not true, but my reaction on

(01:03:06):
my face when you see me getpulled underwater was genuine because I didn't know
they were going to pull me underwater. Wow, she didn't have to do
anymore after that lawsuit. Now shewas fine. And she was a stunt
performer who specialized in swimming work.Okay, when she was cast as Chrissy

(01:03:27):
Watkins in that I didn't know shehad a name, the first victim of
Jaws, and her death at theage of seventy seven, according to her
husband, was unexpected. It kindof feels like maybe she missed an opportunity
there. Did she get eaten bya shark? At actually I mean to

(01:03:49):
actually get but no, she us, I don't know what happened. I'll
just I'll wait for the people toemail going the monster she got the vaccine?
You know, I don't know.I have no idea, but husband
says she was the most amazing personI've ever met in my life. I've
never loved anybody like her. Oh, that's sweet. You can always turn

(01:04:11):
on Jaws and see her get eatenby a great white shark. Now,
speaking of Hollywood, this story freaksme out because he just got attacked weeks
ago. Right, yeah, inMarch he was hit in the back of
the neck by a rock thrown bya guy. U and right or no,

(01:04:38):
he was I'm sorry. He waswith a guy who got hit in
the back of the neck by arock, and now it's happened to him.
He got punched in the face ina random attack on the streets of
New York City. The victim SteveBushemy, former firefighter. Yes, he

(01:05:00):
was just walking along the street inManhattan when suddenly a person came up just
punched him right in the face.The attacker fled. No arrests had been
made. Why would you punch?How do you not recognize Steve BUSHEMI?
Is there anyone else who looks likeSteve Bishemy other than they were having that
demon face thing demon face where peoplesee demon faces. Oh, maybe they

(01:05:24):
wouldn't see it in Steve Bishemi.He's great, there are some chihuahuas that
kind of look like Steve BISHEMI quitattacking Steve bashemy, love, Steve,
howre We doing fellow kids? OhAm I glad, I called that guy.
Scott voices mornings nine to eleven onnews Radio eleven ten KFAB