December 3, 2024 • 29 mins
Talk-Talk here about my missing orzo, a Trumpdate, fake honey, and more.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Scott Vor. You know who had the best line of
the night, by the way, and I was surprised that
he allowed himself to go. There was I think it
was Jimmy Kimmel who talking about the Hunter Biden pardon.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
He's leaving. You know, Kimmel is leaving America.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
I don't know what happened to him. Yeah, it was
Jimmy Kimmel said, Yeah, Joe Biden did say he wasn't
going to pardon Hunter Biden. But to be fair, there's
a very good chance he doesn't remember saying that, Like
Jimmy Kimmel.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
Had not considered that he's kidding, because there's no way
that somebody wouldn't have said, uh, miss President. That's he's
got handlers for a reason.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
So Emery Songer, our afternoon host here two to six
on news radio eleven ten kfa B. One of the
biggest things that separates Emery from me, Scotty V is
the following scenario. I've heard Emory talk about this, and
I think he even brought it up again yesterday, something
(01:07):
about mice. He continues to have a problem with mice
in his home. They get into his house, he traps
them and then relocates them, and either new mice keeps
showing up or the other mice are like, I already
know how to get into your house. You can reposition
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me elsewhere in the yard. I'm gonna find my way in.
And I said, hey, Songer, maybe try killing those things.
He's like, nah, we don't want to do that. Okay.
Then apparently apparently you decided you want these as pets.
Last night. Oh oh, my wife said, can you go
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down to the pantry or set up a pantry? We
got like a shelf in the storeroom in the basement.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
That's the Urgency food shelf.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
Yeah, it's also it qualifies as a pantry, I guess.
And you go down to the basement on the shelf
and get some pasta. I said, why don't you get it?
And I said, all right, fine, I'll get it. So
I go down and there in this little box where
you got various pastas and so forth, are two bags
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of something that I love, probably more than any other
food on this planet. I've recently had, and I've talked
about this. I have an addiction to orzo. Do you
know what orzo is? It's pasta shaped, well, it's rice shaped. Pasta.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
I'm not a fan, but yeah, you and my son
cross between rice and it sits pasta.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
It's pasta. It's a different shape of pasta. Again, I'm
talking to a teenage boy right now. I don't like it.
But you love pasta, yes I do. This is pasta.
I don't like it. What is the matter with you?
All right? Fine? More for me. So I go down
there and there are two packs of orzo completely empty.
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Yet the bag and these are like little bags picture something,
picture something now it's dry picture something like about the
size of a I don't know, a small can of
like V eight or something like that, except it's it's
dry pasta in there. And the bag completely had its shape,
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but the pasta inside was gone and.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
I was replaced with little black nuggets.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
Before I noticed those, I looked at these and I thought,
did my wife get these bags out of the trash
that I you know it'd eaten this stuff? Get the
bags out of the trash, like blow air in them
to have them have their shape, and then place them
down there just to mess with me, because that's absolutely
something she would do. But that's when I noticed holes
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had been chewed, telltale signs of either team of mice
or one really fed dude. Mice eat so much that
they can explode. Because I don't know when this started,
but I I know that there's two dry bags of
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orzo I couldn't eat these things.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
Yeah, you've got a couple or one very well fed mice.
This is the perfect food. The only thing better would
be kurdles of dried corn. Maybe you got a rat
ratatouley is that his name?
Speaker 1 (04:39):
Ratitituey, right, a tuey. There's double ll in there, but
it's on frantis gotcha?
Speaker 2 (04:45):
I never saw it, yeah, either of I. Maybe you
got a rat.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
No, we potentially had a mouse. This is the difference.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
Where do you think it went?
Speaker 1 (04:55):
This is the Oh. I know exactly where it went
because after co consultation with my wife, we were both
of the same mind. She said, I my wife, suddenly,
you know, you come into our home and poop around
our food. Good to know, my wife suddenly christ And
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my wife is a card carrying member of PETA. I know. See.
Let this be a lesson to you. My wife loves animals.
My wife is the kind of person that if an
explosion happened at an orphanage, and they said, you know,
five thousand children died and the cat. My wife would
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be like, oh no, that cat. My wife loves animals,
but you come into our home, you poop around our food.
My wife suddenly turns into a mob boss. She's like,
I want it dead. I said, yes, honey, and I
go out got the I got two traps because I
didn't know how many I was dealing with.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
This morning, an army.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
I don't know. I don't know this morning if we
were dealing with more than one. There is one fewer
mouse that we are dealing with.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
So you only caught one.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
One down. We'll see if we're dealing with anymore.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
If hopefully it was the ring leader, if there are more,
because they will see what has happened to their leader
and they will either elect a new one.
Speaker 1 (06:24):
So you know, we didn't catch and release and repurpose
and move along. Son killed the thing and then put
his head on a toothpick as a yeah, as a
warning to others.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
I think that's where we as humans mess up. I
think that's why they keep coming back because we don't
do that.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
Well, we did that, so I don't know. I'll keep
you posted I think we were just dealing with one
because it was only these two packs, so it checked
everything else. The telltale signs weren't so numerous that it
suggests more than one. But we'll see.
Speaker 2 (07:08):
How in the world would you have one mouse? And
what if that mouse ate all that grain because it
was a she mouse and she was pregnant, and now
you killed the mama and the babies are just stuck
in your wall.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
Fine, and you know, and then at some point we'll
deal with those. My wife said, this is why we
need a cat. And now I told her, you know,
we our cat passed a couple of years ago, and
I've been telling my wife, who's a cat person, it's like,
go and get another cat if you want. She's like,
I don't know if I'm ready, But last night she was.
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I said, you want me to go get a trap,
or you want me to go get a cat. She said, oh,
I'd love it if you got a cat. Yeah, I'd
go find the ouliest, crabbiest, most clawest, angriest, most horse
kicked whacked out what I scroungey looking animal. I don't
even know if it's like cat or some sort of
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feeline or wolf thing. I don't know. I just go
find something out in the wild and introduce it into
our home.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
You would be heading down south and wherever it was,
west southwest and finding that mountain lion. Do they eat mice,
of course they do.
Speaker 1 (08:23):
It'd probably eat all my orizo. Though. That's the thing.
We're not gonna go the king, the mice and the
cheese in our house. So right now, it's just right now,
it's just uh where We've got two traps. Now we're
down to one trap, and we'll see. I don't know
how many we have.
Speaker 2 (08:42):
Can't we use them?
Speaker 1 (08:43):
Yeah? I can. I don't know. I just I didn't
do all that, But I know I didn't do all
that this morning. If I need to, we can repurpose.
But I don't know how many we have. But I
know how many traps I can. I can use two
at a time. If I need more, I'll get more.
I'll burn my whole house down if I have to.
Don't eat my orzo. Scott Bories News Radio eleven ten
(09:06):
kfab Regarding the mice, Emory's got a mouse problem. He
keeps relog He keeps catching them alive and putting them
out in the yard and wondering why they come back.
We had potentially one mouse. It was dispatched quickly and
with malice at my house last night. Doug says, what
Emery needs is a pet snake. Emory said he won't
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get a cat. Then get a large pet snake. The
dogs will love it. Then he starts providing the lyrics
to there was an old lady that swallowed a spider.
There was an old lady who swallowed a spider that
wiggled and giggled and jiggled acider.
Speaker 2 (09:42):
You had to go and look to see what the
lyrics were. No, that was funny, No, Doug, Doug good.
Speaker 1 (09:48):
And he says poison is the only true solution to
mice infestation. Nope, no it's not.
Speaker 2 (09:54):
I got one more a trap? A trap, fine, but
all right, one more. Just crawl up into the air
conditioner and start biting the wires. That's what I had
last summer.
Speaker 1 (10:07):
You had a mouse that got that lived in the
innards of your air conditioner.
Speaker 2 (10:12):
Outside, Yeah, and it was still in there.
Speaker 1 (10:15):
So what do you do about that? Just wait for
it to die in there.
Speaker 2 (10:18):
And then I didn't know about it until it was
It was sometime over the winter it was chewing on wires. Yeah,
so it happened sometime over the winter. So the springtime
we go to turn the AC on, doesn't come on,
and yeah, he was still there dehydrated.
Speaker 1 (10:38):
Yeah, you know what we actually used? What trap we
used to catch the mouse? The old board game mouse trap?
Turns out it really works, did it? Yeah? The mouse
was nice enough to sit there and wait for the
entire I know, it was just a little He's so
(11:00):
impressed that it actually worked, that it sat there and
waited patiently. It was a good mouse, all right. And
then Doug says, I think sticky traps are beyond cruel.
And apparently cats have no issues eating the mouse that's
trapped on the sticky paper, which suggests to me that
you could have a cat with the sticky paper on
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its face if it's trying to get the mouse that's
on the paper. I don't know that you would use
the sticky traps if you have if you have a cat. Yeah,
it is it, but it could be effective. I don't
know how about this, stay out of my house.
Speaker 2 (11:40):
This is what Carol signs around the house.
Speaker 1 (11:42):
Carol says, look, you can live in the barn. You
can live in the garden. You can roam the fields,
but you break our contract and you start coming into
my house and raiding the food and all this. This is,
this is where we're at. Wore I break out the traps.
Oh and then she says, now just wait, Scott, that
orzo hasn't all been eaten. See they this mouse? I
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thought eight two bags of orzo, She says, No, they
snatch it and store it all over for future eating.
You'll be finding orzo in the dumbest places for years.
Speaker 2 (12:18):
No really, huh.
Speaker 1 (12:24):
I could get my orzo back. I'll eat it.
Speaker 2 (12:27):
Will it start to grow?
Speaker 1 (12:29):
No, it doesn't. It's not a seed again, it's pasta.
It's pasta that's shaped like pasta seeds rice. It's not seeds.
It's just pasta. I don't know what some people and
those people are you and my son the problem you
have with orzo? Wow? Is that true? Is it gonna
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be like Christmas tree needles you find in August? That's crazy? Yeah?
Don't you wish that you could just eason with animals
and insects, like especially flies. You're at a restaurant and
there's one fly that's just like I'm gonna land on
your food. Get out of here, all right, I'm gonna
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fly around for a second. How about now I'm gonna
land on your food. No, get, get out. Get Don't
you wish you could just sit the fly down and
go Look, I'm gonna take a little bite of this food.
It's twice your size. This is all you need. I'm
gonna put it over here in the corner of the room.
It's all yours. No one's gonna bother you, this is
all yours. Just leave their arrest for me. Fair. I
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think if you could reason with flies, they'd be like,
that's a great deal. I'll take it.
Speaker 2 (13:39):
But no, now, see, that's not what I would say
to a fly. I would sit a fly down and
I would say, look, you and I both know you've
got twenty four hours. That's it. That's the end of
your life. If you want to use it, spending, spend
it using or messing with me, then bring it, because
I will end you.
Speaker 1 (13:57):
Sit a fly down and say look at me, look
at it. All of your eyes. Look at me, all
of your eyes, look at me. I see some of
your eyes looking over there. Look at me. When I'm
talking to you. You just used up five percent of
your life not looking at me. When we have stories
that all have to do with Trump as the only
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common denominator, we put them all together in something we
call a Trump date My trum My trump My trump
My trum my trump My trum my trum my trump
My lovely little Trump. Check it out. Did you see
the number one song in the country on the Billboard
Dance charts here recently? You see what it was? It
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wasn't this could be, but it's it's not that song.
It is, in fact, Ymca by the Village People on
November seventeenth, hit number one on the Billboard Dance Sales chart.
Speaker 2 (14:58):
They're all still around, except for the the lead singer
Guy right. I think he's the only one that has died.
Speaker 1 (15:03):
No lead singer Guy Victor willis who. I don't know
which character he is. I'll have to look that up.
Pol I think he co wrote Ymca and he high
fived his wife after it hit number one on November seventeenth,
which floors me for a couple of different reasons. Number one,
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the fact that a song that it was originally released
in nineteen seventy eight, which hit number two on the charts.
After all these years, nearly fifty years later is number
one on the charts. And also that the guy from
the Village People high fived his wife. They're not all gay.
(15:51):
I thought that.
Speaker 2 (15:52):
No, you have to remember that that look from the
seventies didn't necessarily mean anything. Just you're cool. I know,
it was such a just everybody was just cool.
Speaker 1 (16:03):
I know the seventies and the eighties where it was like,
I don't know about this cross dressing boy George character,
but Karma Camelian's a pretty fun song, right, you know,
I don't know about these guys from Frankie Goes to Hollywood.
They seem a little bit effeminatee to me. Hey, just
out check out this new video by Twisted Sister where
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all these guys are wearing more makeup than any woman
in history not named Tammy Fay. Anyway, I thought the
Village People were.
Speaker 2 (16:37):
Well, I thought he was dead.
Speaker 1 (16:39):
Well yeah, no, he's neither dead nor or if he
is gay, then maybe he's I don't know. He said
he high fived his wife after a hit number one.
He okayed the Trump campaign's use of that song in
early twenty twenty, so you know, people were mad, like
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this is this was the gay national anthem, like it
was not the gay national anthem. It's a it's it's
a fun song that really has nothing to do with
anything other than it would be a fun dance hit
to sing out y m c A and have people
do the arm motions, and it could have been literally
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about anything. It's just like like zz Top used to
apparently used to just look at it seems to me anyway,
we just look around the room and see things and
just like, all right, we're gonna write a song about legs.
There's legs. There's a sharp dressed man, there's a sleeping bag,
there's a TV dinner sunglasses, there's some sung there's some
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cheap sunglasses, and there's I don't know about tube snake boogie,
but it's uh, you know, so there. They just decided
to maybe be a fun thing to yell as a
dance anthem. No reason to read into it any more
than that. So YMCA thanks. The Trump Train now has
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a The number one dance song in America is a
song from nineteen seventy eight by the Village People y MCA.
As you heard in the Fox News Update a moment ago,
President Trump said that all hell will break loose if
by the time he has sworn in as president on
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January twentieth, if they don't get their stuff together in
the Middle East. Trump says, We're absolutely coming after with
everything we got. We're coming after Hamas. This is after
news broke yesterday that an American was killed in the
October seventh attack in Israel. We thought that perhaps he
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was a hostage, but it turns out he was killed
in the attack. Still sorting all of this stuff out
from this attack that now what fourteen almost fourteen months old,
But it brought renewed attention to the plight of the
hostages still believed to be held by Hamas and Gaza,
because so many hostages are we hope still being held
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by Hamas and Gaza better than them being dead. But
Trump weighed in, and he posted on truth social said,
if the hostages are not released prior to January twentieth,
twenty twenty five, the day that I proudly assume office
as President of the United States, there will be all
hell to pay in the Middle East, and for those
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in charge who in the Middle East, and for those
in charge who perpetrated those atrocities against humanity, he added,
those responsible will be hit harder than anybody has been
hit in the long and storied history of the United
States of America. Release the hostages. Now it's thought that
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a hundred hostage to remain in captivity. I don't know
how many Americans, but Trump said it's the Biden administration
is all talk, no action, except when it comes to
pardoning Hunter Biden. They did that. Trump also is ready
to go with the doze the Department of Government Efficiency.
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Elon Musk could be one of those heading this up.
And Elon Musk has a new supporter in the United
States Senate, none other than Vermont senator Communist Democrat Senator
Bernie Sanders. Bernie Sanders posted on Twitter x and said
Elon Musk is right. The Pentagon, with a budget of
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eight hundred and eighty six billion dollars, just failed its
seventh audit in a row. It's lost track of billions.
Last year, only thirteen Senators voted against the military industrial
complex and a defense budget full of ways and fraud.
That must change. Unquote. I don't know that anyone thinks,
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and certainly Trump is not one of those who will.
I don't know that anyone thinks that the Trump administration
is going to just gut the defense budget. But what
Elon Musk is talking about, what Senator Bernie Sanders is
talking about, is we have to have some accounting of
what's going on here with the bazillions of dollars that
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you get. The Pentagon has never passed an audit since
that became required by law in twenty eighteen. Of course,
Bernie Sanders still hates Elon Musk and anyone who rises
to the having that much money, even though I think
Bernie Sanders is pretty well off. And let's see here,
(21:52):
is this the last story we had. We've got a
couple other political stories. I don't know if any of
the rest of these have to do with necessarily so
that might No. I knew there was one more, one
more story here in the Trump date. There were a
couple of federal judges who announced before the election that
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they would be retiring and allowing the next president to
replace them on the federal bench. Of course, they didn't
realize that Trump was gonna win. After Trump won, some
of these federal judges said, we changed our mind. Now
these guys are like half dead. They're on an iron lung.
They're in like the one hundred and teens. These guys
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are old and need to be put out to pasture.
And they said, which roughly translates to, We're going to
try and hang on and see if we can survive
for another four years, just so we don't have Trump
replace us.
Speaker 2 (22:53):
Isn't Clarence Thomas the oldest one?
Speaker 1 (22:56):
Not the Supreme Court? Oh not the sorry, thank you
for the clarification. Not members of the Supreme Court. These
are two federal judges. Senator Mitch McConnell among those who
criticized these zipartisan Democrat district judges after the announced plans
to unretire after the American people voted to fire Democrats
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in the twenty twenty four elections. So these guys, President
Trump might be responsible for extending the lives of, among
other people, federal judges who don't want to retire and
be replaced by conservatives. And that closes our Trump date.
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COmON and Trump lucy. Is nothing sacred anymore?
Speaker 2 (23:47):
Nope, to which to what we are we referring.
Speaker 1 (23:53):
The world be keeping awards every years as I'm sure
sure you know.
Speaker 2 (24:00):
What apiers, ap years, ap years.
Speaker 1 (24:04):
Eight years? Is that like dog ears how many ap
years equals one human year apier. I don't know what
that is.
Speaker 2 (24:11):
It's a big person. It is somebody who grows bees.
Speaker 1 (24:16):
I thought they were called bee keepers, because this isn't
called the World Ape Years Awards. It's the World Beekeeping Awards, okay,
And we just shut it down out of allegations of fraud.
This is an annual event where all the great world
bee keepers, like probably Omaha's own Mark Welsh, the guy
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who started his career going after those who smoke in
bars and restaurants in Omaha and said people are dying
of secondhand smoke. Still have yet to find any evidence
of anyone dying from secondhand smoke. But be that as
it may. Mark Welsh here and Omaha led the charge
and started the smoking ban in Omaha. It got that
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all done, and then he became a beekeeper Man of
many towns. I didn't know that man of many towns. Yeah,
Mark is an accomplished beekeeper here in town. Or maybe
he just he is rather pale skinned. He wears the outfit.
I thought it was because he was a beekeeper. Maybe
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he just doesn't want skin.
Speaker 2 (25:20):
Cancer, He just doesn't want smoke on him.
Speaker 1 (25:22):
Yeah, second yeah, secondhand smoke or solar rays might be
a problem. Maybe maybe he's a Muslim woman. I don't know. No,
you know the world's beekeepers go to Copenhagen for this
big award show and they bring their best honey jars
and jars of honey. This is the purest, no, this
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is not that kind of honey. This is the purest,
most sincere honey in all the world. And they bring
it there and judges, who I presume are like Winnie
the Pooh and Paddington and the rest of these, you know,
I presume it's just a bunch of bears that you know,
they test the honey and they decide this is the
best honey I've ever had, and this is this is
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a first prize. This is blue ribbon honey. Right here,
by the way, one of my favorite late night Cinemax
movies is blue Ribbon Honey. Anyway, they had to shut
down the World be Keeping Awards why because the investigators
found evidence of fraudulent ingredients in the honey. Apparently some
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of these people, you know how in bass master competition
like fishing angler competitions, they go weigh the fish and
like wow, you know, and then the judges no, like,
you know, a largemouth bass of about this length should
weigh between this and that, and if it weighs a
pound more, they're like, uh huh, and they check inside
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and someone to just shove some weights inside this fish
to make it way more so.
Speaker 2 (26:58):
That hey, maybe that's what somebody did.
Speaker 1 (27:01):
It could be that someone shoved a couple of weights
into you that no one is calling you fat looser. Well,
it's kind of the same thing. They didn't put weights
in there to make the honey way more. Instead, they've
been cutting it, so to say, with cheaper sugar syrups
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to bulk it up a little.
Speaker 2 (27:23):
Whit why are you putting? Okay, So, so.
Speaker 1 (27:26):
You have a jar of honey and you have the
good stuff on top, and then basically the lower two
thirds of the jar is just like I don't know,
Aunt jemima or something, and they mix it all together
and go here we go. And someone say why this
is tainted. It's been illegally manipulated, and they say, it's
just unbelievable. If the World Organization for All Beekeepers cannot
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guarantee the authenticity of honey, the scale of fraud here
is huge. I say this, if we have adulterated honey, which,
by the way, another movie. If we have adulterated honey,
shouldn't it be cheaper?
Speaker 2 (28:08):
Honey is expensive, Yeah, which is why if I'm buying honey,
which I just bought this weekend.
Speaker 1 (28:14):
Buying honey is another one.
Speaker 2 (28:16):
But yes, I want it to be real.
Speaker 1 (28:19):
You just bought honey this weekend. What the honey you
bought seventeen years ago finally ran out? Have that stuff?
Speaker 2 (28:26):
Why I use honey in Yeah? Anyway, they say, you know,
if you don't get anything in honey, if you leave
it and it's real, it hasn't been cut with some shenanigans. Yeah,
it'll never go bad. As long as nothing at foreign
gets into it, it will never go bad.
Speaker 1 (28:45):
Well, I don't need to turn this into a conversation
of illegal immigrants. Nothing foreign can what. But they say
that the local honey you get, which could be really
good against like, you know, helping with allergies, things like that,
what you're talking about. They figure that that is less
likely to be adulterated. But they've now called into question
the authenticity and genuine sincerity and of the purity of
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all the world's honey because some people are tainting it
to try and win the World Bee Keeping Awards, an
award that is what a golden statue.
Speaker 2 (29:22):
Of a bear, It's a bee.
Speaker 1 (29:25):
A golden statue of a bee. Scott Voices mornings nine
to eleven, Our News Radio eleven ten KFAB
Scott Vor. You know who had the best line of
the night, by the way, and I was surprised that
he allowed himself to go. There was I think it
was Jimmy Kimmel who talking about the Hunter Biden pardon.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
He's leaving. You know, Kimmel is leaving America.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
I don't know what happened to him. Yeah, it was
Jimmy Kimmel said, Yeah, Joe Biden did say he wasn't
going to pardon Hunter Biden. But to be fair, there's
a very good chance he doesn't remember saying that, Like
Jimmy Kimmel.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
Had not considered that he's kidding, because there's no way
that somebody wouldn't have said, uh, miss President. That's he's
got handlers for a reason.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
So Emery Songer, our afternoon host here two to six
on news radio eleven ten kfa B. One of the
biggest things that separates Emery from me, Scotty V is
the following scenario. I've heard Emory talk about this, and
I think he even brought it up again yesterday, something
(01:07):
about mice. He continues to have a problem with mice
in his home. They get into his house, he traps
them and then relocates them, and either new mice keeps
showing up or the other mice are like, I already
know how to get into your house. You can reposition
(01:27):
me elsewhere in the yard. I'm gonna find my way in.
And I said, hey, Songer, maybe try killing those things.
He's like, nah, we don't want to do that. Okay.
Then apparently apparently you decided you want these as pets.
Last night. Oh oh, my wife said, can you go
(01:51):
down to the pantry or set up a pantry? We
got like a shelf in the storeroom in the basement.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
That's the Urgency food shelf.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
Yeah, it's also it qualifies as a pantry, I guess.
And you go down to the basement on the shelf
and get some pasta. I said, why don't you get it?
And I said, all right, fine, I'll get it. So
I go down and there in this little box where
you got various pastas and so forth, are two bags
(02:24):
of something that I love, probably more than any other
food on this planet. I've recently had, and I've talked
about this. I have an addiction to orzo. Do you
know what orzo is? It's pasta shaped, well, it's rice shaped. Pasta.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
I'm not a fan, but yeah, you and my son
cross between rice and it sits pasta.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
It's pasta. It's a different shape of pasta. Again, I'm
talking to a teenage boy right now. I don't like it.
But you love pasta, yes I do. This is pasta.
I don't like it. What is the matter with you?
All right? Fine? More for me. So I go down
there and there are two packs of orzo completely empty.
(03:10):
Yet the bag and these are like little bags picture something,
picture something now it's dry picture something like about the
size of a I don't know, a small can of
like V eight or something like that, except it's it's
dry pasta in there. And the bag completely had its shape,
(03:32):
but the pasta inside was gone and.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
I was replaced with little black nuggets.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
Before I noticed those, I looked at these and I thought,
did my wife get these bags out of the trash
that I you know it'd eaten this stuff? Get the
bags out of the trash, like blow air in them
to have them have their shape, and then place them
down there just to mess with me, because that's absolutely
something she would do. But that's when I noticed holes
(04:04):
had been chewed, telltale signs of either team of mice
or one really fed dude. Mice eat so much that
they can explode. Because I don't know when this started,
but I I know that there's two dry bags of
(04:25):
orzo I couldn't eat these things.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
Yeah, you've got a couple or one very well fed mice.
This is the perfect food. The only thing better would
be kurdles of dried corn. Maybe you got a rat
ratatouley is that his name?
Speaker 1 (04:39):
Ratitituey, right, a tuey. There's double ll in there, but
it's on frantis gotcha?
Speaker 2 (04:45):
I never saw it, yeah, either of I. Maybe you
got a rat.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
No, we potentially had a mouse. This is the difference.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
Where do you think it went?
Speaker 1 (04:55):
This is the Oh. I know exactly where it went
because after co consultation with my wife, we were both
of the same mind. She said, I my wife, suddenly,
you know, you come into our home and poop around
our food. Good to know, my wife suddenly christ And
(05:17):
my wife is a card carrying member of PETA. I know. See.
Let this be a lesson to you. My wife loves animals.
My wife is the kind of person that if an
explosion happened at an orphanage, and they said, you know,
five thousand children died and the cat. My wife would
(05:38):
be like, oh no, that cat. My wife loves animals,
but you come into our home, you poop around our food.
My wife suddenly turns into a mob boss. She's like,
I want it dead. I said, yes, honey, and I
go out got the I got two traps because I
didn't know how many I was dealing with.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
This morning, an army.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
I don't know. I don't know this morning if we
were dealing with more than one. There is one fewer
mouse that we are dealing with.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
So you only caught one.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
One down. We'll see if we're dealing with anymore.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
If hopefully it was the ring leader, if there are more,
because they will see what has happened to their leader
and they will either elect a new one.
Speaker 1 (06:24):
So you know, we didn't catch and release and repurpose
and move along. Son killed the thing and then put
his head on a toothpick as a yeah, as a
warning to others.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
I think that's where we as humans mess up. I
think that's why they keep coming back because we don't
do that.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
Well, we did that, so I don't know. I'll keep
you posted I think we were just dealing with one
because it was only these two packs, so it checked
everything else. The telltale signs weren't so numerous that it
suggests more than one. But we'll see.
Speaker 2 (07:08):
How in the world would you have one mouse? And
what if that mouse ate all that grain because it
was a she mouse and she was pregnant, and now
you killed the mama and the babies are just stuck
in your wall.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
Fine, and you know, and then at some point we'll
deal with those. My wife said, this is why we
need a cat. And now I told her, you know,
we our cat passed a couple of years ago, and
I've been telling my wife, who's a cat person, it's like,
go and get another cat if you want. She's like,
I don't know if I'm ready, But last night she was.
(07:44):
I said, you want me to go get a trap,
or you want me to go get a cat. She said, oh,
I'd love it if you got a cat. Yeah, I'd
go find the ouliest, crabbiest, most clawest, angriest, most horse
kicked whacked out what I scroungey looking animal. I don't
even know if it's like cat or some sort of
(08:06):
feeline or wolf thing. I don't know. I just go
find something out in the wild and introduce it into
our home.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
You would be heading down south and wherever it was,
west southwest and finding that mountain lion. Do they eat mice,
of course they do.
Speaker 1 (08:23):
It'd probably eat all my orizo. Though. That's the thing.
We're not gonna go the king, the mice and the
cheese in our house. So right now, it's just right now,
it's just uh where We've got two traps. Now we're
down to one trap, and we'll see. I don't know
how many we have.
Speaker 2 (08:42):
Can't we use them?
Speaker 1 (08:43):
Yeah? I can. I don't know. I just I didn't
do all that, But I know I didn't do all
that this morning. If I need to, we can repurpose.
But I don't know how many we have. But I
know how many traps I can. I can use two
at a time. If I need more, I'll get more.
I'll burn my whole house down if I have to.
Don't eat my orzo. Scott Bories News Radio eleven ten
(09:06):
kfab Regarding the mice, Emory's got a mouse problem. He
keeps relog He keeps catching them alive and putting them
out in the yard and wondering why they come back.
We had potentially one mouse. It was dispatched quickly and
with malice at my house last night. Doug says, what
Emery needs is a pet snake. Emory said he won't
(09:28):
get a cat. Then get a large pet snake. The
dogs will love it. Then he starts providing the lyrics
to there was an old lady that swallowed a spider.
There was an old lady who swallowed a spider that
wiggled and giggled and jiggled acider.
Speaker 2 (09:42):
You had to go and look to see what the
lyrics were. No, that was funny, No, Doug, Doug good.
Speaker 1 (09:48):
And he says poison is the only true solution to
mice infestation. Nope, no it's not.
Speaker 2 (09:54):
I got one more a trap? A trap, fine, but
all right, one more. Just crawl up into the air
conditioner and start biting the wires. That's what I had
last summer.
Speaker 1 (10:07):
You had a mouse that got that lived in the
innards of your air conditioner.
Speaker 2 (10:12):
Outside, Yeah, and it was still in there.
Speaker 1 (10:15):
So what do you do about that? Just wait for
it to die in there.
Speaker 2 (10:18):
And then I didn't know about it until it was
It was sometime over the winter it was chewing on wires. Yeah,
so it happened sometime over the winter. So the springtime
we go to turn the AC on, doesn't come on,
and yeah, he was still there dehydrated.
Speaker 1 (10:38):
Yeah, you know what we actually used? What trap we
used to catch the mouse? The old board game mouse trap?
Turns out it really works, did it? Yeah? The mouse
was nice enough to sit there and wait for the
entire I know, it was just a little He's so
(11:00):
impressed that it actually worked, that it sat there and
waited patiently. It was a good mouse, all right. And
then Doug says, I think sticky traps are beyond cruel.
And apparently cats have no issues eating the mouse that's
trapped on the sticky paper, which suggests to me that
you could have a cat with the sticky paper on
(11:20):
its face if it's trying to get the mouse that's
on the paper. I don't know that you would use
the sticky traps if you have if you have a cat. Yeah,
it is it, but it could be effective. I don't
know how about this, stay out of my house.
Speaker 2 (11:40):
This is what Carol signs around the house.
Speaker 1 (11:42):
Carol says, look, you can live in the barn. You
can live in the garden. You can roam the fields,
but you break our contract and you start coming into
my house and raiding the food and all this. This is,
this is where we're at. Wore I break out the traps.
Oh and then she says, now just wait, Scott, that
orzo hasn't all been eaten. See they this mouse? I
(12:07):
thought eight two bags of orzo, She says, No, they
snatch it and store it all over for future eating.
You'll be finding orzo in the dumbest places for years.
Speaker 2 (12:18):
No really, huh.
Speaker 1 (12:24):
I could get my orzo back. I'll eat it.
Speaker 2 (12:27):
Will it start to grow?
Speaker 1 (12:29):
No, it doesn't. It's not a seed again, it's pasta.
It's pasta that's shaped like pasta seeds rice. It's not seeds.
It's just pasta. I don't know what some people and
those people are you and my son the problem you
have with orzo? Wow? Is that true? Is it gonna
(12:50):
be like Christmas tree needles you find in August? That's crazy? Yeah?
Don't you wish that you could just eason with animals
and insects, like especially flies. You're at a restaurant and
there's one fly that's just like I'm gonna land on
your food. Get out of here, all right, I'm gonna
(13:12):
fly around for a second. How about now I'm gonna
land on your food. No, get, get out. Get Don't
you wish you could just sit the fly down and
go Look, I'm gonna take a little bite of this food.
It's twice your size. This is all you need. I'm
gonna put it over here in the corner of the room.
It's all yours. No one's gonna bother you, this is
all yours. Just leave their arrest for me. Fair. I
(13:34):
think if you could reason with flies, they'd be like,
that's a great deal. I'll take it.
Speaker 2 (13:39):
But no, now, see, that's not what I would say
to a fly. I would sit a fly down and
I would say, look, you and I both know you've
got twenty four hours. That's it. That's the end of
your life. If you want to use it, spending, spend
it using or messing with me, then bring it, because
I will end you.
Speaker 1 (13:57):
Sit a fly down and say look at me, look
at it. All of your eyes. Look at me, all
of your eyes, look at me. I see some of
your eyes looking over there. Look at me. When I'm
talking to you. You just used up five percent of
your life not looking at me. When we have stories
that all have to do with Trump as the only
(14:17):
common denominator, we put them all together in something we
call a Trump date My trum My trump My trump
My trum my trump My trum my trum my trump
My lovely little Trump. Check it out. Did you see
the number one song in the country on the Billboard
Dance charts here recently? You see what it was? It
(14:41):
wasn't this could be, but it's it's not that song.
It is, in fact, Ymca by the Village People on
November seventeenth, hit number one on the Billboard Dance Sales chart.
Speaker 2 (14:58):
They're all still around, except for the the lead singer
Guy right. I think he's the only one that has died.
Speaker 1 (15:03):
No lead singer Guy Victor willis who. I don't know
which character he is. I'll have to look that up.
Pol I think he co wrote Ymca and he high
fived his wife after it hit number one on November seventeenth,
which floors me for a couple of different reasons. Number one,
(15:28):
the fact that a song that it was originally released
in nineteen seventy eight, which hit number two on the charts.
After all these years, nearly fifty years later is number
one on the charts. And also that the guy from
the Village People high fived his wife. They're not all gay.
(15:51):
I thought that.
Speaker 2 (15:52):
No, you have to remember that that look from the
seventies didn't necessarily mean anything. Just you're cool. I know,
it was such a just everybody was just cool.
Speaker 1 (16:03):
I know the seventies and the eighties where it was like,
I don't know about this cross dressing boy George character,
but Karma Camelian's a pretty fun song, right, you know,
I don't know about these guys from Frankie Goes to Hollywood.
They seem a little bit effeminatee to me. Hey, just
out check out this new video by Twisted Sister where
(16:26):
all these guys are wearing more makeup than any woman
in history not named Tammy Fay. Anyway, I thought the
Village People were.
Speaker 2 (16:37):
Well, I thought he was dead.
Speaker 1 (16:39):
Well yeah, no, he's neither dead nor or if he
is gay, then maybe he's I don't know. He said
he high fived his wife after a hit number one.
He okayed the Trump campaign's use of that song in
early twenty twenty, so you know, people were mad, like
(17:05):
this is this was the gay national anthem, like it
was not the gay national anthem. It's a it's it's
a fun song that really has nothing to do with
anything other than it would be a fun dance hit
to sing out y m c A and have people
do the arm motions, and it could have been literally
(17:25):
about anything. It's just like like zz Top used to
apparently used to just look at it seems to me anyway,
we just look around the room and see things and
just like, all right, we're gonna write a song about legs.
There's legs. There's a sharp dressed man, there's a sleeping bag,
there's a TV dinner sunglasses, there's some sung there's some
(17:46):
cheap sunglasses, and there's I don't know about tube snake boogie,
but it's uh, you know, so there. They just decided
to maybe be a fun thing to yell as a
dance anthem. No reason to read into it any more
than that. So YMCA thanks. The Trump Train now has
(18:07):
a The number one dance song in America is a
song from nineteen seventy eight by the Village People y MCA.
As you heard in the Fox News Update a moment ago,
President Trump said that all hell will break loose if
by the time he has sworn in as president on
(18:28):
January twentieth, if they don't get their stuff together in
the Middle East. Trump says, We're absolutely coming after with
everything we got. We're coming after Hamas. This is after
news broke yesterday that an American was killed in the
October seventh attack in Israel. We thought that perhaps he
(18:51):
was a hostage, but it turns out he was killed
in the attack. Still sorting all of this stuff out
from this attack that now what fourteen almost fourteen months old,
But it brought renewed attention to the plight of the
hostages still believed to be held by Hamas and Gaza,
because so many hostages are we hope still being held
(19:12):
by Hamas and Gaza better than them being dead. But
Trump weighed in, and he posted on truth social said,
if the hostages are not released prior to January twentieth,
twenty twenty five, the day that I proudly assume office
as President of the United States, there will be all
hell to pay in the Middle East, and for those
(19:34):
in charge who in the Middle East, and for those
in charge who perpetrated those atrocities against humanity, he added,
those responsible will be hit harder than anybody has been
hit in the long and storied history of the United
States of America. Release the hostages. Now it's thought that
(19:59):
a hundred hostage to remain in captivity. I don't know
how many Americans, but Trump said it's the Biden administration
is all talk, no action, except when it comes to
pardoning Hunter Biden. They did that. Trump also is ready
to go with the doze the Department of Government Efficiency.
(20:21):
Elon Musk could be one of those heading this up.
And Elon Musk has a new supporter in the United
States Senate, none other than Vermont senator Communist Democrat Senator
Bernie Sanders. Bernie Sanders posted on Twitter x and said
Elon Musk is right. The Pentagon, with a budget of
(20:44):
eight hundred and eighty six billion dollars, just failed its
seventh audit in a row. It's lost track of billions.
Last year, only thirteen Senators voted against the military industrial
complex and a defense budget full of ways and fraud.
That must change. Unquote. I don't know that anyone thinks,
(21:06):
and certainly Trump is not one of those who will.
I don't know that anyone thinks that the Trump administration
is going to just gut the defense budget. But what
Elon Musk is talking about, what Senator Bernie Sanders is
talking about, is we have to have some accounting of
what's going on here with the bazillions of dollars that
(21:28):
you get. The Pentagon has never passed an audit since
that became required by law in twenty eighteen. Of course,
Bernie Sanders still hates Elon Musk and anyone who rises
to the having that much money, even though I think
Bernie Sanders is pretty well off. And let's see here,
(21:52):
is this the last story we had. We've got a
couple other political stories. I don't know if any of
the rest of these have to do with necessarily so
that might No. I knew there was one more, one
more story here in the Trump date. There were a
couple of federal judges who announced before the election that
(22:14):
they would be retiring and allowing the next president to
replace them on the federal bench. Of course, they didn't
realize that Trump was gonna win. After Trump won, some
of these federal judges said, we changed our mind. Now
these guys are like half dead. They're on an iron lung.
They're in like the one hundred and teens. These guys
(22:36):
are old and need to be put out to pasture.
And they said, which roughly translates to, We're going to
try and hang on and see if we can survive
for another four years, just so we don't have Trump
replace us.
Speaker 2 (22:53):
Isn't Clarence Thomas the oldest one?
Speaker 1 (22:56):
Not the Supreme Court? Oh not the sorry, thank you
for the clarification. Not members of the Supreme Court. These
are two federal judges. Senator Mitch McConnell among those who
criticized these zipartisan Democrat district judges after the announced plans
to unretire after the American people voted to fire Democrats
(23:18):
in the twenty twenty four elections. So these guys, President
Trump might be responsible for extending the lives of, among
other people, federal judges who don't want to retire and
be replaced by conservatives. And that closes our Trump date.
(23:42):
COmON and Trump lucy. Is nothing sacred anymore?
Speaker 2 (23:47):
Nope, to which to what we are we referring.
Speaker 1 (23:53):
The world be keeping awards every years as I'm sure
sure you know.
Speaker 2 (24:00):
What apiers, ap years, ap years.
Speaker 1 (24:04):
Eight years? Is that like dog ears how many ap
years equals one human year apier. I don't know what
that is.
Speaker 2 (24:11):
It's a big person. It is somebody who grows bees.
Speaker 1 (24:16):
I thought they were called bee keepers, because this isn't
called the World Ape Years Awards. It's the World Beekeeping Awards, okay,
And we just shut it down out of allegations of fraud.
This is an annual event where all the great world
bee keepers, like probably Omaha's own Mark Welsh, the guy
(24:37):
who started his career going after those who smoke in
bars and restaurants in Omaha and said people are dying
of secondhand smoke. Still have yet to find any evidence
of anyone dying from secondhand smoke. But be that as
it may. Mark Welsh here and Omaha led the charge
and started the smoking ban in Omaha. It got that
(24:59):
all done, and then he became a beekeeper Man of
many towns. I didn't know that man of many towns. Yeah,
Mark is an accomplished beekeeper here in town. Or maybe
he just he is rather pale skinned. He wears the outfit.
I thought it was because he was a beekeeper. Maybe
(25:19):
he just doesn't want skin.
Speaker 2 (25:20):
Cancer, He just doesn't want smoke on him.
Speaker 1 (25:22):
Yeah, second yeah, secondhand smoke or solar rays might be
a problem. Maybe maybe he's a Muslim woman. I don't know. No,
you know the world's beekeepers go to Copenhagen for this
big award show and they bring their best honey jars
and jars of honey. This is the purest, no, this
(25:46):
is not that kind of honey. This is the purest,
most sincere honey in all the world. And they bring
it there and judges, who I presume are like Winnie
the Pooh and Paddington and the rest of these, you know,
I presume it's just a bunch of bears that you know,
they test the honey and they decide this is the
best honey I've ever had, and this is this is
(26:09):
a first prize. This is blue ribbon honey. Right here,
by the way, one of my favorite late night Cinemax
movies is blue Ribbon Honey. Anyway, they had to shut
down the World be Keeping Awards why because the investigators
found evidence of fraudulent ingredients in the honey. Apparently some
(26:31):
of these people, you know how in bass master competition
like fishing angler competitions, they go weigh the fish and
like wow, you know, and then the judges no, like,
you know, a largemouth bass of about this length should
weigh between this and that, and if it weighs a
pound more, they're like, uh huh, and they check inside
(26:54):
and someone to just shove some weights inside this fish
to make it way more so.
Speaker 2 (26:58):
That hey, maybe that's what somebody did.
Speaker 1 (27:01):
It could be that someone shoved a couple of weights
into you that no one is calling you fat looser. Well,
it's kind of the same thing. They didn't put weights
in there to make the honey way more. Instead, they've
been cutting it, so to say, with cheaper sugar syrups
(27:22):
to bulk it up a little.
Speaker 2 (27:23):
Whit why are you putting? Okay, So, so.
Speaker 1 (27:26):
You have a jar of honey and you have the
good stuff on top, and then basically the lower two
thirds of the jar is just like I don't know,
Aunt jemima or something, and they mix it all together
and go here we go. And someone say why this
is tainted. It's been illegally manipulated, and they say, it's
just unbelievable. If the World Organization for All Beekeepers cannot
(27:49):
guarantee the authenticity of honey, the scale of fraud here
is huge. I say this, if we have adulterated honey, which,
by the way, another movie. If we have adulterated honey,
shouldn't it be cheaper?
Speaker 2 (28:08):
Honey is expensive, Yeah, which is why if I'm buying honey,
which I just bought this weekend.
Speaker 1 (28:14):
Buying honey is another one.
Speaker 2 (28:16):
But yes, I want it to be real.
Speaker 1 (28:19):
You just bought honey this weekend. What the honey you
bought seventeen years ago finally ran out? Have that stuff?
Speaker 2 (28:26):
Why I use honey in Yeah? Anyway, they say, you know,
if you don't get anything in honey, if you leave
it and it's real, it hasn't been cut with some shenanigans. Yeah,
it'll never go bad. As long as nothing at foreign
gets into it, it will never go bad.
Speaker 1 (28:45):
Well, I don't need to turn this into a conversation
of illegal immigrants. Nothing foreign can what. But they say
that the local honey you get, which could be really
good against like, you know, helping with allergies, things like that,
what you're talking about. They figure that that is less
likely to be adulterated. But they've now called into question
the authenticity and genuine sincerity and of the purity of
(29:12):
all the world's honey because some people are tainting it
to try and win the World Bee Keeping Awards, an
award that is what a golden statue.
Speaker 2 (29:22):
Of a bear, It's a bee.
Speaker 1 (29:25):
A golden statue of a bee. Scott Voices mornings nine
to eleven, Our News Radio eleven ten KFAB
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