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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Scott Vordiez.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
When we have a number of different stories all related
to the President of the United States, and we've got
an author coming on who's written a book about the
President of the United States who happens to be the
former Speaker of the House, Newt Gingrich. He'll be on
here in twelve minutes. So how many different Trump stories
do I have here? We got to get through them quickly.
In a Trump date, Trump up the jam, trump it up,
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Trump up the jam, trumpet trumpet trumpet trumpet trumping, President
Trump says he is negotiating with Canada to make them
the fifty first state, and he says they're considering it
in trade for America protecting Canada with the Golden Dome
missile defense system at no cost.
Speaker 3 (00:49):
All right, let's be very very clear. No they're not. No,
they're not.
Speaker 4 (00:57):
Nobody believes that, right.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
I don't know what he is going for there, other
than he used to tweak Justin Trudeau, the now former
Prime Minister of Canada, by saying, oh, yeah, we're gonna
make Canada the fifty first state, and Justin Trudeau can
be governor. So he kept calling him Governor Trudeau. And
I think he just did that just to tick him off,
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and now he seems to have a similar thing going
on with the new Prime Minister, Mark Carney, not Art Carney.
Mark Carney said, I told Trump that Canada will never
be for sale.
Speaker 3 (01:34):
Ever.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
Trump's like, yeah, yeah, he says. Trump said on true
Social I told Canada, which very much wants to be
part of our fabulous Golden Dome system, that will cost
sixty one billion dollars if they remain a separate but
unequal nation, but will cost zero dollars if they become
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our cherished fifty first state. They are con considering the offer. Unquote,
first of all, no, they're not. Second of all, honestly,
who's going to war with Canada? Like, oh, we got
to have a missile defense system to stop all those
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nations that want to start blowing up Canada. Does anyone
want to go to war with Canada's time?
Speaker 3 (02:23):
Is it? Though?
Speaker 2 (02:25):
I mean, you could find some of the most hardcore,
crazy terrorists and like, what are you going to do today? Well,
I was thinking about strapping a bomb to myself and
blowing up this marketplace or going in you know, I
was looking at that hospital and I thought about blowing
up that hospital in Canada. No, No, not in Canada.
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They're really nice people there. No anywhere else in the world,
but not Canada. Even the craziest terrorists, they don't have
any problem with Canada, do they? The only person who
seems to have a problem with Canada. As President Trump,
he's the one offering to protect him from who from me? Hey,
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you want this Golden Dome system?
Speaker 3 (03:12):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (03:12):
What's that? It's a missile defense system. I don't think
we need a missile defense system. Who's gonna bomb us
me if you don't get on board. Plus the sheer
size of Canada. I mean, you think driving across Texas
is big. Alaska is a really big place. But I've
never driven around up there. I've never been up there.
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But Canada is one state. It's a really big state.
Speaker 4 (03:37):
Think of the property taxes we could get, though, it'll.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
Still cost more and more, all right, So Trump says, yeah,
Canada is considering our offer.
Speaker 3 (03:48):
No, they're not the first.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
Lady Malania Trump shot down a theory as to why
her husband is going after Harvard University. That theory is
he doesn't like Harvard because their son, Baron was allegedly
not accepted to go to Harvard University. So Trump says,
I'll make it awful for them. I'm gonna slash their
federal funding, and I'm gonna make life miserable. Someone reached
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out to the First Lady and through a spokesperson, he
said Baron did not apply to Harvard, and any assertion
that he or anyone else on his behalf applied is
completely false. Trump is still going after Harvard because Harvard
seems to have a problem reigning in students that want
to threaten and kill Jewish faculty and students. So people
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are going up there and occupying Harvard, and Harvard hadn't
done anything about it, and it's it's dangerous, it's anti Semitic.
And so remember how this all works, right, Trump aka
Hitler and all of his followers, the Maga Nazis, are
protecting the Jewish students who are being threatened by the
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very very progressive left nutjobs who are occupying any college
campus they can in the name of Palestine. Just making
sure everyone understands that logic, which doesn't make sense to me,
but apparently it makes sense to all those who hate
President Trump. President Trump had harsh words for Russia as
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President again yesterday. He says, what Vladimir Putin doesn't realize
is that if it weren't for me, lots of really
bad things would have already happened to Russia, and I
mean really bad. He's playing with fire. This is because
Trump said, had I been president the last four years,
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Russia never would have invaded Ukraine. And I can probably
get He said this on the campaign trail, I could
probably get this whole Russia Ukraine thing wrapped up before
I even am sworn into office, A bold statement that
did not come true. So since then and he's been working.
He's almost gotten Zelenski and Putin to the table. He's
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almost gotten some ceasefire agreements that almost held. I mean
there's been a lot of almost and there are some
and I heard about this. Emory Songer was talking about
this on his show yesterday afternoon two to six, every
weekday afternoon. Right here on eleven ten kfab Emory was
talking about how some Trump supporters are saying, I don't
know my faith in Trump is cracking. He said he
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would get this Ukraine thing all taken care of. Well,
it's been like a couple of months. Where are the results,
You're right, Trump's results have not lived up to his bloviation.
I don't know that there's really too much of reality
that can live up to the president's bloviation. That's just
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because he is a fantastic bloviator. We'll talk with New
Gingrich about this and more in just a few minutes.
But all right, So he hasn't to goiated peace between
Russia and Ukraine yet. He's been working tirelessly on this,
and he's gotten a lot closer than President Biden or
President Obama, who Putin invaded Ukraine while both of them
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were president, didn't when Trump was president, and they're at
least talking. There's some level of negotiation here, and I
don't see where President Biden did anything on this front.
So Trump's trying, and his tactics are certainly trumpy, but
I don't know that they're not going to yield any results.
It's just like people saying like, well, how come he
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hadn't haven't done yet? This war has been going on
for years. How long do you think it should take
to negotiate a ceasefire with a crazy person? I'm talking
about Putin? So Trump is once again calling out Putin.
We'll see what happens there. Patty Lapone, though, is speaking
out against President Trump. She is one of the performers.
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Do we know who Patty Lapone is? Broadway veteran singer, Yes,
very very talented.
Speaker 4 (08:03):
Very shorty's yeah, she's well, she's kind of fun.
Speaker 2 (08:07):
She didn't like Trump though, but you know, go figure
someone in Hollywood doesn't like Trump, or New York's Broadway
scene is probably more where she'd be associated with. She
doesn't like that. Trump said that the Kennedy Center for
the Performing Arts are not going to have drag queen
performances and all the rest of this stuff. He said
that drag shows targeting kids were an example of programming
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at the Kennedy Center that would end under his leadership.
That's all he said. He didn't say, like, oh, we're
not going to have music there anymore unless it's Lee
Greenwood or YMCA. Maybe Lee Greenwood singing YMCA, how about it.
You know, he didn't say any of that. He says,
you know what, drag queens for kids are probably outside
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the boundaries of what we should do there. Patty Lapone
is so incensed by this.
Speaker 3 (08:58):
She said that.
Speaker 2 (08:58):
Trump's Kennedy Center should get blown up. She didn't just
say at once. This was an interview with someone who'd
she talk to here, uh oh the New Yorker where
the writer said, yeah, she's really angry at Trump. She
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told me more than once that the trumpified Kennedy Center
should quote get blown up unquote. The only thing she
left out of that phrase is real good. She had
blown up real good. There's your SCTV reference for this
segment of the radio program. All that got blown up
real good. So it's not exactly the same as finding
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seashells that spell out the Kennedy Center should get blown up.
But I don't know that Patty Lapone is in the
same boat though as those who would get a visit
from the Secret Service. But speaking of the Kennedy Center,
we had another move yesterday from the CDC and Health
Secretary Robert Kennedy. Other people are mad about. He said,
you know, healthy children and healthy pregnant women don't need
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routine COVID shots, and people are like, oh, come on,
he's trying to kill everybody. All right, you can still
go get a COVID shot. It's just not part of
the guidelines. And that is a Trump date. We'll still
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talk about the president, though in an interview with Nute Gingrich,
the former speaker joins us.
Speaker 1 (10:39):
Next Scott Bodies where You're Going News Radio eleven ten kfab.
Speaker 2 (10:43):
Welcoming onto the program with the theme song he was
asked to stop using during his bid for the presidency
in twenty twelve, I of the Tiger. We welcome the
former Speaker of the House, Nute Gingrich, back here to
eleven ten kfab Newt good morning.
Speaker 5 (11:00):
Good morning. I love that reference and it was an
exciting time.
Speaker 2 (11:05):
Yeah, well, it always is with you. I've got a
lot of questions for you related to your life. But
you've written a new book here called Trump's Triumph America's
Greatest Comeback. Let's first talk about the President of the
United States. We are discussing a moment ago that maybe
his over promising and trumpybloviation, as endearing as it might
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be to some, is responsible for some people saying, look,
I like Trump, but I don't know about the spending
in this bill. He hasn't figured out what's going on
with Russia and Ukraine and solved that yet. Is his
track record of getting things done quickly? Also his worst enemy,
because some things aren't getting done quickly enough.
Speaker 5 (11:51):
No. Look, I think he is a great salesman, and
I think he tries to build energy by promising immediate action.
And the world's complicated. The world's difficult. There's a reason
that President John F. Kennedy had a sign on his
desk that said, oh Lord, your sea is so big
and my boat is so small. The fact is that
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Trump has gotten an amazing amount done in the first
four months. He will presently over about a I think
six months period saw the tariff fight to America's enormous advantage,
but it would be roughly I'll go up and tumble
for about six months. The Constitution created a legislative process
that's very difficult. By design, the founding fathers wanted to
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avoid dictatorship, so they designed a machine so inefficient that
no dictator could force it to work. And we can
barely get it to work voluntarily. But they did get
a very very big important bill through the House. That
bills now in the Senate. They'll grind away at that,
I suspect until about the fourth of July. Then they
will pass it, and then they will have to go
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to conference with the House, and by August first they
will have passed a bill which the President consigned. But
that is the process. I mean, you are not a dictatorship.
He can't just wave a magic wand and get all
this stuff done. On the other hand, they closed the
southern border so fast that they were down to I
think seven people released into the United States in February.
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The ninety nine point ninety seven percent drop from Biden.
I mean, think about it. That is astonishing.
Speaker 2 (13:27):
If you were the Speaker of the House right now
and you are working on behalf of fellow Republicans in
the House, with members of the Senate helping pass this
bill and allaying concerns of, among other people, Senator Ran Paul,
what would you advise them to do right now on
behalf of not just the president but the American people
who want some reform.
Speaker 5 (13:50):
Well, I would advise him first to go back and
look at all the money that was being given away
when during a period when clearly Biden was not president
because he wasn't capable of it. The Secretor of Energy,
for examples, pointed out that in the last few months
before they left office, and they shoveled I think that
was his word, shoveled ninety three billion dollars in grants
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that did not go through any proper procedure. I would
recapture all those and cut them. That's ninety three billion
dollar addition statistcal conservatism. And then I look at every
single department, including Defense, the same way, and I think
he would find probably five hundred billion dollars of additional
savings that the Senate could tackle. I would have a
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very strong argument, I'm writing an article in this now
that Medicaid has to be performed. And I would challenge
anybody in the House or Senate if you say you're
not going to reform Medicaid, that means you want to
pay illegal immigrants, you want to pay people who are crooks.
You want to pay able bodied adults living on their
own who refuse to work. Now, the American people don't
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want any of those things, and I think you can
make a case that that's one of the big arguments
that's to come up with the Senate. In the long run,
we're going to have to have very deep structural reform,
and that includes the Defense Department. I've said for years,
you could reduce the Pentagon to a triangle, turn the
other two thirds into a museum, and you'd have a
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better defense system. We have too many bureaucrats writing too
many memos to each other, slowing down the rate of
technology and the rate of implementation, and a leaner, smaller
defense department would actually be a dramatically more effective defender
of America.
Speaker 2 (15:30):
Former Speaker of the House Newt Gingrich with us here,
author of the new book Trump's Triumph, America's Greatest Comeback.
If you were Speaker today, I think this might be
the last question that begins with that setup. But if
you were a Speaker today and you had members of
Congress like Nebraska's own second District, Congressman Don Bacon, who
votes with the president's agenda the overwhelming majority of the time,
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but steps out once in a while and ticks off
some more maga members of this district. But because he says, well, look,
I got to stand up to the president on some things.
Speaker 3 (16:03):
I got to speak my mind.
Speaker 2 (16:05):
Would you celebrate that kind of independent streak or would
you say, look, we've got to have a unified front here.
Speaker 3 (16:14):
No.
Speaker 5 (16:14):
I've served twenty years in the House, and I helped
grow the first Republican majority in forty years and the
first re elected Republican majority since nineteen twenty eight, and
together we balance the budget for four straight years for
the only time in the century. But we did it
through teamwork. Now, Don Bacon is a great member of Congress.
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He's thoughtful, he's smart, He's had great experience in the military.
I want four hundred and thirty five people to come
to Washington bringing their IQ, their courage, their thoughts, and
their district. I don't want four hundred and thirty five robots.
That's not the way the system's designed. And I think
that Don is a very effective advocate for his district. Now,
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I think in the end, you have to be a team,
and Dons to the military. In the end, you have
to be a team. But that team ought to have
a lot of free flowing ideas and conversations and a
lot of it will be dramatically better system if the
more people you have who bring good ideas to the table.
Speaker 2 (17:13):
I'm not going to tell any of the nice things
you said about him. His ego is already big enough.
And we we like Congressman Bacon on this program. He's
a friend of the show. But one last thing here,
and that relates to the former president of the United
States You've asked a lot of questions this week. Asked
have members of Congress about the final week's month? I
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don't know days, hours of the Biden presidency related to pardons,
the auto pin Who was really in charge? You've asked
a lot of questions. You've got a lot of insiders
there in Washington, d c. Friends that you've made over
the years, probably on both sides of the aisle. What
answers have you gotten about any of that?
Speaker 5 (17:54):
Not much yet, And I think it's going to take
a Congressional committee issuings of the is holding hearings and
tracking it down. I mean, you know the issues, not
Joe Biden. We all know that sometime in two thousand
and three Joe Bliden quit being president because he mentally
was incapable, and the last year and a half of
his presidency other people were making all the decisions. So
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we have to go in there, I think, and hold
every one of them accountable. You know, there were twenty
four hundred commutations signed in one day in January twenty
four hundred. Now does anybody believe that Joe Biden knew
anything about it? Of course not. So somebody did, and
that person has to be tracked down. Why did they
do it? Why this twenty four hundred? What was the deal?
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Why did you pick them? I mean that's less than
one percent of the kind of questions we need to
have answered. And part of what I tried to do
in my book, Trump's Triumph, as I tried to point
out the past, how do we get here and then
what the future has to be like with America's Greatest comeback?
And I think that we we have an absolute responsibility
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to figure out. You know, when when you're told about
the sectary of energy, ninety three billion dollars went out
the door, Well, how did they go out the door?
Who was making the decisions? Why would they make the decisions?
What were the deals? Now? Where did the money go?
I mean, there are a lot of things we need
to know that we don't know yet.
Speaker 2 (19:21):
The book is Trump's Triumph, America's Greatest Comeback. The author
is the former Speaker of the House, New Gingrich, who
takes that legendary insight and perspective to this story. Newt
always a pleasure to talk with you. Thank you so
much for the time today. Thank you all right now
onto the airlines. It's funny how everyone's so mad at
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Southwest Airlines this week.
Speaker 3 (19:46):
They're so mad.
Speaker 2 (19:49):
And why all Southwest Airlines is doing is exactly the
same thing that all the other airlines have been doing
for years, and that is they're charging you for checked luggage.
You got to check a bag. It costs like thirty
five bucks?
Speaker 3 (20:04):
Are there?
Speaker 4 (20:04):
And even get a free one?
Speaker 3 (20:05):
Are there? No?
Speaker 2 (20:06):
Southwest Airlines was always like, hey, bags fly free, bags
fly free. Where do you want to go? Bags fly free?
And Southwest Airlines is a favorite airline for golfers because
the bags aren't just you know, your luggage, it's also
your golf clubs. So especially since it's winter here in
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the Midwest, but it's really nice in Phoenix. You can
just throw your golf clubs in a Southwest flight, take
a cheap flight down to Phoenix and play some golf
and here are your golf clubs and it doesn't cost anything. Well,
now it's going to cost something thirty five dollars, you know,
which is probably less than many of the other airlines
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have been charging for years. So why are people met
at Southwest? Because Southwest was giving them something that they
took for granted, and now they've taken that away just
like everyone else. They're like, we can't afford to do
this anymore. Sorry about that, but we're gonna have to check.
We're gonna have to charge for check bags.
Speaker 4 (21:10):
Well they didn't need to do that. They could have
just raised the price of the tickets.
Speaker 2 (21:15):
But people are so mad. Well, I don't know about you,
but I don't know how like I have. The only
time I've ever had to check luggage was when we
took our trip to Italy with Kfab listeners. That was
seven years ago, and we were gone for almost two weeks. Now,
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two weeks worth of luggage in different temperatures and all
of that. Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna have to take I'm
gonna take the big bag and we checked it. It
couldn't fit in the overhead bind. But if I'm flying somewhere,
even for up to a week, that's carry on. What
am I taking that I that I can't fit in
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my carry on?
Speaker 4 (22:00):
Well, if you're going to go golfing, if you're going
to another city just because it's cold here and I
must find a golf course, well it's well, then you're
going to be important. I understand it's important. I'm not
taking anything away from that. But if you're doing that,
then thirty five dollars for your golf clubs probably not
going to be a big deal to you. But if
you've got grandma who is going to see her grandkids
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for the very first time, and she's on a very
tight budget, thirty five dollars is a lot of money.
Speaker 2 (22:31):
Make the grandkids come to you. That's what being grandma
that's all about.
Speaker 4 (22:34):
That's what I would do. Mostly, I would say, you
don't want to come here, I don't want to come here?
Speaker 3 (22:38):
How long? How long is she staying?
Speaker 4 (22:43):
Really, Grandma's going to carry on a bag or it's
a check a bag.
Speaker 2 (22:47):
This isn't about people, because you know, flying can be
pretty expensive. Every once in a while you get a
pretty good deal on Hey, it's only like ten bucks
one way to Vegas. Let's go and just live there.
Speaker 3 (22:59):
You know.
Speaker 2 (22:59):
I don't know, but flying's pretty expensive, and I don't
know that it has anything to do with what we're
trying to put the screws on grandma. Thirty five dollars
is going to break her, then maybe she shouldn't fly. Sorry,
I do know what I mean To tell people how
to live their lives, I'm just saying, when you give
someone something for nothing and then you drop the bottom
out on that and go, we're gonna charge for this. Now,
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people are so mad. These entitled cry babies never once
complained about American or Delta or United or any of
the rest of these. They never They've always said, uh yeah,
any check bags, there's a cost to that. No one
ever complained. But Southwest gave it for free, they promoted
it as such, and now they said we can't do
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it anymore's and then.
Speaker 4 (23:43):
People are it's so mean. They did not have to
go through this. All they had to do was raise
the ticket prices by thirty five dollars. Nobody would be
the wiser. They still look like heroes and everybody's happy
they did this to themselves. And no disrespect. I'm still
gonna fly Southwest if I ever fly, I don't like to.
Speaker 2 (24:05):
I'll fly if I can find. I don't have a
favorite airline. I have a couple that I prefer not
to fly on. But if it's the flight that I
need at the time, I need it going to a
place where I need it to go, and it's at
the price that I'm willing to pay, I just get
on the plane. I don't really worry about it. But
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you know how you can get around. You know what
Southwest really wants you to do.
Speaker 4 (24:29):
Oh my goodness, you have found a work around.
Speaker 2 (24:32):
Yeah, they promoted. They still want you to have your
bags fly free. And you know how you can get
I don't know if it's one or two bags to
fly free. You gotta sign up for the Southwest Airlines
credit card.
Speaker 3 (24:46):
You know where they do that? Are you sitting there?
I don't know. Sure, I'm sure there is.
Speaker 4 (24:51):
I get to go into the lounge and the special
people lounge if I have their credit card.
Speaker 2 (24:55):
Am I dressed like a Southwest Airlines flight to time?
Speaker 4 (24:57):
Kind of?
Speaker 2 (24:58):
Okay? I am, But that's fair. You're gonna have to
ask them. But you know how they go from rodero.
Would you like to sign up for our airline credit card?
Speaker 3 (25:08):
No?
Speaker 4 (25:10):
No, I don't know they did that.
Speaker 2 (25:11):
Yeah, oh yeah, various airlines do that. So what they
want to do is have you sign up for the
credit card and then you can get bags to fly free,
probably with if you book your flight on the and
if you do this and all that. But you know,
for some people who fly a lot and have to
check their bags. That would be something that they'd be
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willing to deal with. Here's the other airline story I
have for you, and this is funny. People get really
really mad when the flight lands. You're in row twenty seven.
What does everyone around you immediately do for absolutely no
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reason whatsoever.
Speaker 4 (25:54):
Aerobics.
Speaker 3 (25:55):
They stand up.
Speaker 4 (25:58):
For those of you to get their stuff.
Speaker 2 (26:00):
Yeah, you're in the seat next to the window. You
can't even stand up fully because of the overhead compartments.
So now you're kind of doing a lean. You're annoyed
that people aren't moving, and the twenty six rows in
front of you. For some reason, you need to get
your bag right now, and you're willing to climb over
people and stand up and get the bag. And it's like,
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why don't you just cool it for a few minutes.
Speaker 4 (26:26):
Maybe they think somebody's going to steal it.
Speaker 2 (26:28):
Turkey this is not like Turkey Airlines, it's the Nation
of Turkey. Under a directive from the country's Directorate General
of Civil Aviation, passengers who unbuckle their seat belts, stand up,
open the overhead binds, or crowd the aisle before the
plane has either stopped or before it's their rows turned
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exit could face financial penalties.
Speaker 3 (26:55):
They could be fined.
Speaker 2 (26:57):
If you're in row thirty three and you decide I
got to stand up and get my bag, and I
gotta stand here, and my bag's bagging into someone, I'm
climbing over someone because I need to to go absolutely nowhere.
Turkey is like, you know what, fifty dollars?
Speaker 4 (27:13):
I don't think they deal in dollars? Is it rupees?
Speaker 3 (27:17):
I don't think it's rupees.
Speaker 2 (27:18):
It's legs, Turkey legs. It's the monetary unit of turkey,
the leg. Yeah, it'd be about seventy dollars American.
Speaker 4 (27:31):
Fine getting up. Yeah, yeah, And I think you know
what I can get.
Speaker 3 (27:36):
I think it's great.
Speaker 2 (27:37):
I think we should probably institute this for other things
that people do that just annoy me. Just I wouldn't
it be great if you're the one that just walked
around handing out fines, if people had to pay him.
Speaker 4 (27:50):
It's like, what are some of the others on your list.
Speaker 2 (27:52):
Standing there talking either in a doorway or in a
walkway when people are trying to get get by you
and you're just side almost stand here and talk to someone.
Speaker 4 (28:02):
Move, get out of the way, get rid of food samplers.
Speaker 2 (28:07):
I just walk away. I just walk around them, and
I excuse me, excuse me. By the way, here's a
fine for seventy dollars for being an inconsiderate a hole,
get out of the way. You know this happens all
the time. People are trying to move around you, and
you decide, I'm just going to stand here and talk.
Speaker 4 (28:22):
But if they're speaking to your line, Scott right, and
to the food sampling here in America arts.
Speaker 3 (28:27):
Here in America.
Speaker 2 (28:28):
We all understand that you go up the right side
and down the left side. This is true of traffic,
should be true for you're already referencing grocery stores, or
it should be true for grocery stores. You go up
the right side, come down the left side. This is
not hard. But here's someone pushing the cart right at
you and they're in your lane. Seventy dollars.
Speaker 4 (28:49):
I could get behind that too.
Speaker 2 (28:51):
Your kids running around at a restaurant. You're not doing
anything to tell them to stop it. Here's a fine.
He's seventy dollars.
Speaker 4 (28:58):
One and forty.
Speaker 2 (28:59):
It's high school graduation and they just said if you
could just hold any really ridiculous loud, prolonged applause and
screaming and boat horns and all the rest of it,
so everyone can hear their child's name red.
Speaker 3 (29:12):
That would be great.
Speaker 2 (29:14):
And then you know, they read some kid's name and
the whole family irrupts like they just want a car
on the price is right, and they're doing backflips and
they're shooting guns in the air and it goes on
for five minutes and they're like blowing tubas and they're going,
heyyy see us, we see you. Then the kids got
the diploma and they're dancing around the stage with the
diploma and everyone's like, yeah, I meanwhile, your kid's name's
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being read. You can't hear it because this whole multiple generation,
like everyone that they've ever met is they're going nuts
because their kid achieved the low bar graduating from a
public high school. It's seventy dollars for you, seventy dollars
for you, seventy dollars for your uncle Jim, seventy dollars
for your grandma, seventy dollars.
Speaker 3 (29:57):
I like it. I'm gonna to move to Turkey?
Speaker 4 (30:02):
Are you going to fly there?
Speaker 2 (30:03):
Probably spend time in a Turkish prison, and.
Speaker 1 (30:05):
Scott Voices News Radio eleven to Kfab.
Speaker 2 (30:10):
Joey ever been in a Turkish prison? Dave says, wait
a second, Lucy, how about you just check grandma? Thirty
five dollars, no ticket fee. That's a really great idea.
Speaker 4 (30:23):
I would take advantage of that.
Speaker 2 (30:24):
Yeah, it's the new Southwest Airlines. Check yourself before you
wreck yourself. Rather than flying and paying for a ticket
on the plane. Instead you become checked luggage and we
put you in the cargo hold. But it's only thirty
five dollars. That's one way, though.
Speaker 4 (30:43):
Do you do they give you a blanket?
Speaker 2 (30:46):
No, you have to pack yourself in a blanket. I
just called out a hypocrite right here at the radio station,
her new promotions director, Delaney.
Speaker 4 (30:56):
What is she up to now?
Speaker 3 (30:57):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (30:57):
Before the show? She's like, what are you going to
talk about? And I knew she wasn't gonna listen, she
didn't care, and so I just stopped.
Speaker 3 (31:05):
By her office.
Speaker 2 (31:05):
I just go by her office and she's talking to
Gina from Kat one O three. I'm like, you said,
what are you gonna talk about today? Like you were
gonna listen, You're not listening. You're just wasting time yacking
with Gina.
Speaker 4 (31:15):
So Gina's not listening either.
Speaker 2 (31:17):
Jina not well, Gina. She's very important and busy. But
Delaney didn't have anything to do, and uh, you know,
so I called her out. I said, you're a big phony,
big phony, you know, because this is how I like
to welcome new employees to the radio station.
Speaker 4 (31:33):
How did she react to that? She three out of
her office.
Speaker 2 (31:35):
She said, no, no, I was listening. You were talking
about the president. Like, oh, you could say that. You
could say that every day and be right. At some
point we probably mentioned something about President Trump. Yeah, like
all right, you get me on this one. But you know,
some things need to be called out. Here's another one.
Why was I just wandering outside of the confines of
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the Gary Sademeyer studios here at eleven ten KFA be
because I needed to go down and get a new
box of Cleenex tissue paper. It's specifically Cleanex brand. Some
people say Kleenex when they mean tissue paper. This is
Cleanex Cleenex. You understand.
Speaker 4 (32:13):
I don't think you say paper after that, because that's
what you put in packages.
Speaker 3 (32:18):
Okay, that's fair. This is a Cleanex tissue.
Speaker 4 (32:21):
Thank you.
Speaker 3 (32:21):
It goes.
Speaker 2 (32:22):
It's for my nostrils, all of them. But at some point,
and I think Puffs is guilty of this too, And
I can't think of a third type of tissue. But
if there is another one, then tell me what it is.
If this is not the case. So you know how
perforation on like in this case, a little cardboard box
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of Kleenex. Uh, you know how the perforated thing like
the top comes off and then you can get out
of the cleenexes right right? Oh, you know, it doesn't
It doesn't tear at the perforated edge at all. Now
you're just ripping apart the colorfull, fancy box top of
the Kleenex, and it looks like garbage because now all
the beautiful little flowers and designs and all that stuff
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that's all ripped off, and it's just brown cardboard underneath there,
and it just looks terrible. It's not ripping at the
perforated edge. So then you finally rip apart the entire
box of the Cleenex. Now it's time to actually get
that which you wanted a little tissue for you nose.
But if you're starting off the box of tissues, one
Cleenex isn't coming out the first part of it's coming
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out in like nineteen parts. It's all ripping apart until
you eventually take out a giant lump of thirteen Kleenex.
They're like, well, now I got a whole ball.
Speaker 3 (33:39):
What do I do?
Speaker 2 (33:39):
Shove them back in the box. People are looking at
that and go, well, who's messing with me? Here is
there used Kleenex and it's all wadded up and shoved
in here, which is a pretty funny thing. That'd be funny, right.
You blow your nose like, oh, this one's already wet,
it's used and they didn't even charge me.
Speaker 3 (33:55):
Last you're not.
Speaker 4 (33:57):
Gonna do well on the zombie Apocalypse, are you?
Speaker 3 (33:59):
No?
Speaker 2 (34:00):
I will just complain them to the to boredom and
they're like, you know what, We'll go eat someone else's brains.
You clearly don't have any
Speaker 1 (34:09):
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