Trumpdate / Poo Balloons / Sinkholes

Thanks for the email, Robert De Niro!

Episode Transcript

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Scott Vordie, he's he was President'shere we go, Okay, where do
we start with this one? Dowe go with the fact that jury deliberations

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are about to get underway here inthe Stormy Daniels hush money trial. Do
we go with what the prosecution orthe defense said yesterday? Do we do
we do any of that? Ithink we have to go with the give
and take between the former president andRobert de Niro Tump, All right,
let's get under this. I thinkwe start with de Niro. Either way,

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whatever happens with this verdict, whetherit happens in the next couple of
hours, the next couple of days, the next couple of weeks, there
are so many different options as towhat could happen here. But everyone on
any particular side of the any politicalaisle you can find here, they all
kind of come to the same conclusion, which is, no matter what happens

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with Trump, it doesn't seem likeit's going to make a big difference in
his election. Is running for thepresidency, even if he's thrown in jail.
In fact, there are a lotof people that say, if he's
thrown in jail, and it's notlike he's going to be thrown in jail
for the rest of the year.He'll be out in time for the election.

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But if he is thrown in jail, it might actually help his numbers.
And if he's acquitted, then hecan go out there and see,
see, I told you witch hunt. It's a witch hunt. Is the
biggest witch hunt. No one's everbeen through it, which hunt as big
as this one. And frankly,you know, so he can go out
and do that either way in thecourt of public opinion, it seems like

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he wins. So yesterday, onthe final day of the resting of the
cases, the prosecution of the defense, about twenty four hours ago, I
look up at my TV and Isee an angry Robert de Niro on TV.

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He's involved with the Biden campaign.He's the one who's been chosen to
speak on behalf of New York andthat's what he was talking about yesterday.
He's like, look, I lovethis city. New York City is my
town. And he said, quotethis is what de Niro said, quote

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Donald Trump wants to destroy not onlythe city, but the country, and
eventually he could destroy the world.We'll come back to those comments then regarding
why de Niro was there, hesaid, quote, I owe this city
a lot. That's why it's soweird that Donald Trump is just across the
street because he doesn't belong in mycity. I don't know where he belongs,

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but he certainly doesn't belong here.We New Yorkers used to tolerate him
when he was just another grubby realestate hustler masquerading as a big shot.
So this goes back to some penilemeasuring contest between New York blowhards that goes
back forty years between de Niro andTrump. By the way, was DeNiro

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one of those guys that used tosuck up to Trump? Well, I
was going to mention something about that. And by the way, yes,
one of the greatest actors of ourtime, Tom Hanks, Well he is
DeNiro, Michael Keaton, And youactually delivered that better than he did.

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Well, I didn't. I watchedit. I didn't put it on the
radio yesterday. And then, ina standard situation, we get done with
the show at eleven o'clock and Ilook back on that which we had done
over the last couple of hours yesterday, and I thought I should have stopped
talking and put de Niro on thisis historic, That's well, that's what

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I thought. That's why I didn'tput it on there, because even when
he goes to do the the Emmysor something, he says, and the
winner for Best Actress in a Comedyor a Musical by the way, blank
trump, and you're like, allright, you can't say that on TV.
You can't say it. I'm reading, so I that's why I didn't
put it on, because it wasjust coming through completely unfiltered, and de

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Niro cusses all the time. IsRobert de Niro one of the greatest actors
of our time? I think he'sin the category. I don't think you
could deny that, whether you likehim or not. I don't understand why
he was having so much trouble withhis pre written speech, because I would.

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I think that with that much passionthat he shows that he wouldn't even
need notes. But even if youneeded notes, you write the whole thing
out, and then, as asa great actor as he is, he
doesn't memorize it, at least becomefamiliar with it. I don't fault DeNiro.
I'm still hung up on greatest actorof our time. I don't fault

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de Niro for playing essentially the samecharacter every single time. There are some
people who play the same character everysingle time, and if they keep doing
that, I will keep watching themdo that. Samuel L. Jackson comes
to mind. So watch The Protegethis past weekend, aka The Protege.

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I think I put an extra gechesound in that. So The Protege Maggie
Q, Samuel L. Jackson,and Michael Keaton. And despite that,
it wasn't a very good movie.If it didn't have those three people in
it, I never would have watchedit. But Samuel L. Jackson was
great because he's always great. Andlet me tell you the character Samuel L.

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Jackson played kind of a loud,kind of a cantankerous, kind of
a sly, kind of a badass, you know, guy who has no
problem throwing around a lot of cursewords and bullets. A real stretch for
Samuel L. Jackson. And that'sfine, That's exactly what I wanted to
see. De Niro is always kindof a wise guy. Whether he's tough

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and serious or tough and funny,he's always the same character. And we've
just decided, yeah, we likethat We're fine with that. Does that
make him one of the greatest actorsof all time? That's what I've been
told. Personally, I prefer Robertde Niro, but wait, oh yeah,

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personally I prefer Robert Davall. Idon't know. So first what de
Niro said was quote Donald Trump wantsto destroy not only the city, but
the country and eventually he could destroythe world. Wow, how's he?
Let's think it only depends on yourdefinition of destroyed. If only there were

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a track record, like if weget gave him the opportunity to be opportunity
here, I gotta take a timeout. This is timeout. This isn't on
the radio the taste of Omaha's thisweekend, and this is the week that
they bring us a bunch of foodhere at the radio station in hopes that
we mentioned all the restaurants that bringus food, like Smoking Jay's Barbecue.

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And I was fine with that becausethey're like, here's some barbecue, and
like, yeah, I'll have somebarbecue. And I ate way too much
barbecue, and I thought I can'teat anything else. Besides, I don't
really eat a whole lot before comingin here and doing the radio show.
It's just not good practice. Andthen they said, we got donuts.
And there's a group out in theparking lot in the back of a trailer
just high frying cinnamon sugar donuts,and then butterscotch donuts are like caramel and

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chocolate donuts, and they're all hotand fresh, and they're in here.
What's the name of the company thatdid the donuts, Hudson, Hudson,
Yes, donuts hot. And I'mas soon as I say, man,
I was a lot of barbecue.I can't eat anymore like donuts, like
I can have a half dozen donuts, and I did. And this is

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why I don't eat I have aprotein shake and a granola bar in the
morning every day. You're not goingto eat that, are you? No,
I don't need to eat anything everagain. This is but this is
why I don't stuf my big fatface with a bunch of barbecue every morning,
because then I come on here,I'm like, I just war to
taking a nap. I shouldn't havehad six donuts. They were small,

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but even if they were bigger,I could have had six. I could
have had more. I stopped myselfat six. And they're a taste of
Omaha this week Taste of Omaha dotInfo on the Heartland of America Park Riverfront
Friday through Sunday. All right,time in I forgot what I was saying.

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De Niro, Oh yeah, ifonly this time out here, we'll
make the edit in the podcast herethree two. If only we had given
Trump four years to have the opportunityto see what he could do as commander
in chief, as leader of thefree world, as president of the United

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States. If only we had afour year track record to look back on
to determine whether or not a fumingRobert de Niro has a mental leg on
which to stand when he says,quote Donald Trump wants to destroy not only
the city, but the country,and eventually he could destroy the world.

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Unquote. Let's look during four yearsof the Trump presidency, was the world
destroyed? I would think that Iwould remember if the world was destroyed.
Well again, Scott, it dependson your definition of destroyed. Let's try
and hop into de Niro's adult brainjuices here for a second. Swim around.

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What do you think he means byDonald Trump could destroy the world,
Like when you say destroy the world. Granted, you could have different people
of different ideas on what destruction lookslike. But I would think that destroy
the world is like life as weknow it now. COVID happened during the
Trump presidency, and we all havea lot of thoughts on that. I

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don't think that's what de Niro istalking about. Well, he could mean
that the entire judicial system would bedestroyed, like people could be going to
trial for things that are should notbe tried in a court of law.
I don't think that's what he's Idon't think so maybe he means that people

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would have more freedom to speak.I would think when you talk about you
destroy the world, I would thinkthat the pieces are being moved around on
the board here setting up a potentialworld war like Russia invading a sovereign nation

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like Hamas, invading a sovereign nationlike Latin America, invading the United States
of America like China and Russia,having cozy little buddy buddy meetings, and
parking aircraft carriers and battle ships outsideof American interests in the Middle East.

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And spy balloons. I mean thatwould be a big spy balloons destruction.
I mean, when I think ofthe destruction of the world, I think
about these pieces being moved into position, and these these are all happening.
But they didn't happen during the Trumppresidency. Oh, they didn't pull out

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of Afghanistan and leave billions and billionsof pieces of equipment. Now, see
that happened under President Biden. WhatNo, when we gave the Taliban the
opportunity to take control again of Afghanistan. Yeah, that was that was destruction
that happened. That could lead tothe world right there. It certainly could.

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When you've got the mayor of Bostonsaying that she doesn't think that criminals
should be tried for theft, andshe doesn't like the police being militarized,
and she doesn't like the police keepingtabs on gang members. And you're in
Boston going all all we want todo right now is just be wicked excited

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about the celt getting beat in theNBA finals. No, because clearly she
is not a fan of tourism.This and that's just one example. Uh
So when you see, I mean, that's just that's that's destroying this country
from within, and it's coming fromBoston Democrat mayor San Francisco Democrat. Everything.

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So when de Niro says Trump wantsto destroy not only the city,
but the country, and eventually hecould destroy the world. Is he grew
Is he surrounded by minions that goaround going man man Pey, January sixth,
Man, I don't do it reallyimpersonation the minions bottom hat, you

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know? So, is that whatwe're talking about? Because all of these
things I see happening during the Bidenadministration, and we didn't see it happening
during the Trump administration, whether it'sRussia, China, Hamas or what's going
on in our southern border. Everyonepretty much behaved themselves, partly because they're

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like, Hey, you want togo invade a sovereign nation. Eh.
I don't know if that's a greatidea. That President of America is crazy.
I follow him on Twitter. Idon't know what he's capable of.
But all these things I just listedhere, this would be a potential world
destruction, country destruction happen under thispresident. And you know what's funny.

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As de Niro was out there andyou had a couple of other pro Biden
type officials out there in the streetsoutside the Court House in New York City
yesterday, is they talked for acouple of hours. Did anyone watch any
of that, Lucy watch some ofit? I kept tabs on it.
There were some people that are payingrapt attention to that kind of thing.

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I'll ask anyone. Did anyone ofthem, Did any of these speakers there
say anything about how great the Bidenpresidency has been under this president. We
have achieved this, we have accomplishedthat. And if you give us another
four years, we're going to continuethis momentum, and we're gonna do X,
Y, Z and four. We'regonna do all of these things because

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this man is, this president,Joseph Robinette Biden, the most popular politician
of all time. I mean,just look at all of those votes.
He has done, all of thesegreat things. Look at all these great
there was going to do a listof things. I mean, we got
the media out here, people inthe streets, we got a car alarm

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going off near here, the lovesong of New York City, and we're
gonna By the way, that wasalso one of the reasons I didn't put
this on the air. There wasone guy talking he was being drowned out
by a car alarm. The entiretime that kind of sounded like Jim Rows
on kfab's Morning News, just no, we want you to come in tomorrow.

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We love you, buddy. Sorry, he just happened to be in
the studio and bye, Jim,have a great day. Is he gone?
That's just what he sounded like.So that's another reason why I didn't
put it on the area yesterday.None of them said anything in defense of
the policies of the current president.It was all just Trump's a narcissist,

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Trump's a blowhard, Trump is shady. Trump was a grubby real estate hustler
masquerading as a big shot. Ohhe's not a big shot. Well he
got Robert flipping de Niro to comeout there and do an unpaid appearance with
a Biden administration on the streets inNew York. You don't know if do

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we just yeah, that's true.Do we just do that for small fries?
What point does Trump, who occupiesan incredible amount of penthouse space in
de Niro's brain, at what pointdoes Trump elevate to the level of big
shot when everyone does nothing but talkabout him, and we don't on this
show. In case you're tuning inthis morning, going, oh, they're
talking about Trump? On Scott Show. We don't all that much. We

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really don't, just because I imaginethat you've heard it. And unless I
have something new and different to say, I'm probably not gonna just go And
I'll tell you another thing about TrumpTrump Trump, Trump, you know.
But also I like our Trump datesongs. So before we before we close
out this Trump Date, I'll tellyou what the prosecution in the defense said.

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Yesterday, Trump's attorney took aim atMichael Cohen. Michael Cohen was the
guy who, apparently the media Jesusis just fine referring to him as Trump's
fixer. That's that's a that's abiased phrase that implies that there's shady deals

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and even news organizations that are supposedto be unbiased. I have no problem
calling him. Michael Cohen is Trump'sfixer, not business associates, not whatever
title he had fixer. This isnot quoted, not attributed, and it's
just journalism one on one. Butwhatever. So about Cohen, Trump's attorney

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says, he's literally like the MVPof liars. He lies constantly. He
said, there's no way that youcan find that President Trump knew about the
payment at the time. It wasmade without believing the words of Michael Cohen,
period, and you can't believe hiswords. You can't convict President Trump

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on any crime beyond a reasonable doubton the words of Michael Cohen. So
his attorney depicted Trump as a victim, not a criminal. And mister Cohen
had an axe to grind because hedidn't appreciate what President Trump did and did
not do for him after mister Trumpbecame president of the United States. There's
not a shred of evidence Trump conspiredto falsify business records. And he said,

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here's all these reasons for reasonable doubt, mostly dealing with Cohen and all
the rest of this stuff. Sothen it became the prosecution's turn. And
in comments like you think I talka long time. Do you know how
long the prosecution took yesterday to know, to wrap up their argument there to
talk to the jury. You everwatched TV shows and all, right,

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now the prosecution prosecutor, mister Stenglass, will have an opportunity to present his
arguments. I think it's like fifteenminutes and we're watching it on TV.
So maybe maybe he went too long. An hour more, okay, hour
fifteen much much higher? Tell me, I want you to keep guessing till

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you get it. Okay, itcan't go more than two and a half.
That's crazy. Twice that five hours. At what point did he lose
the jury? There's an hour inthis jury is going to spend about five
minutes? Like, does anyone wantto give that guy that wasted five hours
of our life yesterday a win?No? I hate that guy. So

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anyway, what in five hours?The prosecutor said, Yeah, Cohen might
not be He pretty much admitted Cohenmight not be the greatest witness of all
time. But we didn't pick him. We didn't pick him. We didn't
choose him. Trump did because hechose Cohen to work for him, and
Cohen was willing to lie and cheaton mister Trump's behalf. And by the

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way, this case is not aboutMichael Cohen. He's not the one on
trial here. This is about Trumpand whether he should be held accountable for
making false entries in his own businessrecords. And of course occurred to me
like, well, it's his ownbusiness records, he can say anything.
He once, but the Trump businesshas got a lot of different partners and

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lenders and financiers, and I don'tknow that they have anything in the way
of shareholders to be but there's employees, so you can't falsify your own business
records when you got all that goingon there. But whatever, So he
said, quote Michael Cohen's significance inthis case is that he provides color and
context to documents. He's like atour guide unquote a tour guide. So

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he's a fixer and a tour guide. Yeah, and the prosecutor said,
now, who cares if mister Trumpslept with a porn star ten years before
the presidential election? He said,not about that. It's about covering it
up and keeping it from the Americanpeople, which turned out to be one
of the most valuable contributions to Trump'scampaign. That's the comment from someone who's

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not paying any attention. You thinkthere are people out there in twenty sixteen
that have been like, well,I heard the infamous Access Hollywood tape,
oh, which they played during thistrial, because that makes some difference to
someone. I guess you know thereare people out there going I like Trump,
He's a saint. I wish he'dmarry my daughter. I'm gonna vote

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for him for president. That guyis just pure as the driven snow.
And then it was like, well, we think Trump might have had a
dalliance with an adult film start whatyou know, like people like it had
anything to do with that. Andthen after five hours, which I think
an hour of it was like,I'm going to tell you about this dream

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I had last night, and thentalked about a dream he had, and
then he said, I want totell you about some coworkers that you've never
met and I've never talked about before, but I must start talking about him
like you know them. Now.Here's what Lisa said. And he talked
about that for forty five minutes,and the jurors are like, what is
going on right? And I'm kiddingabout those last points right now. My

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wife is like, is he talkingabout me? No, honey, No.
So after five hours, he wrappedup his argument, saying, I
apologize for trading brevity for thoroughness.Thoroughness five hours to wrap this up.
He said, this case, atits core is about a conspiracy and a

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cover up. Oh I didn't eventell you what Trump said in response to
de Niro, all right, beforewe close the Trump date, I haven't
heard this about just before midnight hereOmaha Council Bluff's Ralston time. Trump goes
on truth Social because he doesn't sleep, He waits, and he said,

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I never knew how small, bothmentally and physically wacko. Former actor Robert
de Niro was today. De Niro, who suffers from an incurable case of
commonly known in the medical community asTDS. Do we know what TDS is?
Yes, Trump derangement syndrome was metoutside the courthouse with a force far

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greater than the radical left maga.Robert, whose movies, artistry, and
brand have gone way down in valuesince he entered the political arena at the
request of Crooked Joe Biden, lookedso pathetic and sad out there. Where
have you gone, Joe DiMaggio.So that's the assessment of Trump on Trump's

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Social Simon and Garfunkle, Yes,there's your sixties music reference for this segment
of the radio program, A songthat was not about Robert De Niro.
Oh, Missus Robinson, Missus Robinson. Yes, yes, you nailed it,
Yeah you got it. Yes,it was the soundtrack to Missus Robinson
antronize me. Well, I didn'teven do it because I thought everyone just

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knew that but maybe they don't.Yeah, Missus Robinson with the Graduate is
the name of the movie. Oneof the most overrated films of all time.
Jealous a movie, a movie withno likable characters, not one.
I didn't see it right up therewith terms of endearment. Yeah, I

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did see that. One of thefew films that I've actually turned off in
the middle because I didn't care aboutanyone in the movie. I didn't care
what happened to them, and Ididn't care to watch it anymore. I
didn't like any of them. Andthe fact that these two films are held
up is, oh, these aregreat pieces of cinema. They're not their
pieces of garbage. And that isour trump date, Trump up the jam,

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trump it up, trump it upBaby, Trump up the jamp trumpet
trumpet, trumpet, trumpet trumping.Scott Voice News Radio eleven ten Kfaby,
the wife and I took in MoulinRouge at Orpheum Theater last night and just
bright, loud, audacious, ostentatiousand a delight absolutely super fun. And

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I say that having gone through thesame emotional arc that I do in nearly
every single show, especially musical Iever see, which is unless it's something
I'm already with which I'm already familiarthat I already know. I love Phantom
of the Opera, Lem's Rob.The list doesn't go much deeper from there.

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Not to say I haven't loved allthe rest of these shows. I
just mean going into it, I'mlike, all right, haven't seen the
Moulin Rouge movie. I know there'sa guy going, hey, hey,
Kakay, And I said, ifthat guy yells at me the entire show,
I am walking out. I havea tomato in my pocket. I
will whip a tomato at him.I will walk out if I hear that

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the entire show. If that guy'sjust constantly yelling, I'm out. As
it turned turns out, he wasmy favorite character in the show, but
my same emotional arc, which isfor the first ten or fifteen minutes,
I'm basically having fun doing a twiston a Thompson Twins song. This guy's

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singing to myself kill me now,WHOA stop my heart, come on and
stop by heart. I'm just prayingfor the grim Reaper to go. I'm
sorry, this is my seat,and then he gives me grateful to passage
and to death. So I don'thave to watch any more of this musical
unfolding before me. I think thatduring every single show, especially musical I

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see. For the first ten orfifteen minutes, I hate it passionately,
and I think, why am Ihere? Well, because my wife wanted
to go. And then about fifteenminutes in, I'm like, all right,
well, I'm still here. I'mstill alive. What's going on in
this show? Then I kind ofget sucked in and then there's usually a

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big torch song, and I'm asucker for a big torch song, and
then there's a plot twist, andthen there's intermission, and I say to
my wife, do you want toleave an intermission? And she says,
no, we're not. I said, all right, I know. I'm
just checking because if you wanted to, we would. I don't want to,
even though I kind of want to, but I'm also like, well,
we're not leaving. So then weget into the second act and I'm

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all about it. And by theend of the show, I'm standing and
I'm clapping, and I usually havetears in my eyes every single show.
That's why I don't write show reviews. Fifteen minutes into any show. Well,
here's another one that I could havedone without. If I'd written a
show review ten minutes into a show, I'd hate every single one of them.

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By the end of the show,I'm like, that was a delight,
that was fun. I think thatcould be said for movies. Yeah.
No, I for whatever reason,I don't have the same thought with
movies, probably because most movies area lot shorter and I have more leg
room. But you know, theorpheume is a comfy place to take in
a show. I always enjoy seeingthe show. So we did go to

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Mulin Rouge last night and I waslike, Scott, you're a conservative talk
radio host. I thought you hatedlike, you know, drag queens and
all of us that stuff. No, No, last night was a perfect
example of how a show in thatvein should be just loud, ridiculous and

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no kids. I mean it sayslike, this has a mature warning.
It's not a dirty, dirty show, but it's it's racy. It's certainly
racy. There's and there's a wholelot of booty on that stage, some
of it for some actual women.And it was it was it was just
fun. It was just just ridiculouslyfun and you know, like a good

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drag show. I was all aboutit, loved it. In fact,
the drag performer who plays one ofthe so called women at the start of
the show, he had the bestline of the night. And I won't
ruin it for you in case you'regonna go see it. Are you going
to see the movie now? Probablynot? But I've put it from naw

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to maybe. I enjoyed the movievery much. Yeah, I put it
into maybe. So that which ishappening in New York City where you have
figurative human waste sprayed all over thenews, the reporting the situation. In

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fact, I got this email inthe Zonker's Custom Woods inbox from Terry and
Council Bluffs. Terry, watch outfor the sinkholes. Well we got one
in Omaha too. We'll talk sinkholesa little later in the show. Terry
and Council Bluff's email says Scott,these are pretty wild days. The first
president to have his fate decide bya jury railroaded by the first president to

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be deemed mentally incompetent to stand trial. That's the assessment of Terry in CB,
and it's difficult to disagree with hisassessment, it's just figurative waste sprayed
all over the place. Now literally, did you hear the Fox News report

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a couple of hours ago here onnews radio eleven to ten kfab about what's
going on in Korea. The storyis is that there were some South Koreans
who genuinely want the best for theirfriends and neighbors to the north, and
so they were spreading leaflets, pamphlets, sorts of documents, and thousands of

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USB drives that had some details about, Hey, here's what the rest of
the world is all about. Here'swhat you're missing out on being in North
Korea. Here's what you've been told, here's the reality. And by the
way, have you heard the sweet, sweet sound of k pop? And
that last part is a pretty funnyjoke, but it's actually true. The

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US B drives had k pop music. If you're not familiar, is k
pop stands for Korean pop? Andremember new Kids in the Block. It's
like that, except their Korean,and they sing in Korean mostly, and
some of it's pretty good music.It's super bright and pastel colors. It's

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crazy. So they give all thisstuff to people in North Korea. Well,
North Korea finds out about it,like Kim Jong un, people are
dropping leaflets and K pop music onpeople here in our nation. What are
we going to do? Should webomb them? Well, I don't know
if we're gonna bomb them now becauseI don't want to. But because anytime

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we do a test of one ofthese missile delivery systems, it always falls
harmlessly into the ocean and that's notgoing to do anything. So we don't
have the ability to bomb anybody.Our missiles are terrible. It's like a
kid with a balsa wood rocket innineteen eighty six. It goes up in

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the air and you're like ooh,and then it just drifts harmlessly into oncoming
traffic where it's hit by a truck. That's not going to work. What
do we have? What is ourtechnological ability in North Korea right now?
They said, well, we candump in balloons and fill them up with

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helium and human waste and just floatthem into South Korea And people are like,
oh, a balloon and then itpops and it sprays them with waste,
Like do you think we can doit? Do we have the ability
in North Korea to do this?We ell it's not real easy to get
the matter into the balloon. Butif there's a will, there's a way.

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And they're like, all right,load up the balloons and in a
variation of the like the worst variationof a Nina song ever. There's your
eighties music reference for this segment ofthe radio program. Not it loof balloons?
Got the loop balloons take red balloonsto the American version. These were

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like two hundred and sixty brown balloons. And they floated these balloons into South
Korea and they're like, there's athere's a bunch of balloons coming in here.
It's like a Chinese spy balloon,except as a North Korea Pooh balloon,
North Korean Pooh balloon. And that'sexactly what they had. They were

(34:57):
holding waste as well as batteries.Wait, did the batteries work? I
could always use more batteries? Wellnot once they got pooh, you know,
clean them up. If if yougot some double a's, some triple
A batteries, I'll clean them up. Battery. Is there anything worse than
I need a battery? This clockin my bathroom went out. I need

(35:19):
a double A battery. Where theoh, my kids remote control for his
video games. He goes through eightof these a day. I don't have
any I don't have any batteries.Hey, here comes a balloon. Maybe
it's got some batteries. So that'sthat's what they had to deal with in
South Korea. Iowa is thinking,maybe we can do this to Nebraska.

(35:44):
Yeah, well, good luck withthose prevailing winds. You're you're gonna be
like, all right, float themin Nebraska and they kind of come up
and they come right back at you, usually a northeast wind. So gross,
But it's also great because this justshows this is the capability of North

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Korea. Like, if we reallyprovoke Kim joan h, the best they
can do is take a dump ina balloon and float it at us.
It'll get there eventually. Put atriple a battery in there. My kid
needs one for his remote control forhis video games. A couple of emails
here in the Zonker's custom was inbox. Luke emails says, I just abuf

(36:28):
fell off the baylor. I'm workingon laughing at your spot on imitation of
Jim Rows as a car alarm.Thank you, Luke. And then Rick
and Fremont says when The Graduate wasmade, you weren't even born. You
don't understand the context in which itwas made, so you didn't understand it
or like it. For US boomers, it was great. I'm sorry you

(36:49):
didn't have better movies. The Graduateis terrible, great soundtrack, bad movie.
I love Dustin Hoffman, but that'sa bad movie. And now to
continue the great vibes and the goodtimes in the summer field, let's talk
about your car or potential property beingswallowed by a sinkhole. Now, the

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one I've heard about throughout the morninghere on news radio eleven ten KFAB is
the one that closed traffic near thirtythird in Cass Streets. And what's funny
here is that this story is fromKTV News Watch seven. So they go
out there with the TV cameras becausethey're a TV station, they take video

(37:36):
things and they put it on TVso you can see it. So I'm
not getting any feedback here in afacial recognition standpoint from Lucy, so I'll
keep going. The television cameras takevideo, they put that, they broadcast
it over television. It comes toyour TV. You with your optics see

(37:58):
it, process it and like,oh, that's a video image of a
sinkhole in the streets of all Mahanear thirty thirty casts. Can you go
over that one more time? Doyou? I'm waving my hand in front
of Lucy's face right now. Canyou see me? Yes? Okay?
Can you hear me? Who saidthat? How about no hello? Can

(38:20):
you hear me? No hello?Just tell me your name please? So
what I think is funny about allof the I'm glad someone thinks something is
funny. Now what I think isfunny about k E TV going out there
and getting the picture of the sinkhole. Put it on TV. Here it
is, it's the sinkhole. Isthis story that says, quote, there

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is no word on just how deepthe sinkhole is. One of their reporters,
we'll make it. Rob McCartney.I know he doesn't go out and
New Street reporting, but he's justdreaming. So Rob McCartney's like, this
is a big story. I know. I'm your ten o'clock anchor. I'll
handle it. He goes out there, takes a look inside the sinkhole.

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Rob, how deep is it?He's just yelling down hello, No idea
could be a couple of feet,could be a couple of miles and then
you know, wait, do Ihear someone from China yelling back at me?
Hello, that's a guy with aRussian accent who lives in China.

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Oh, it's okay to impersonate aRussian accent. We don't want a guy
in a radio impersonating an Asian accent. That would be racist. But if
I were to sit here and doGerman or Irish or Russian, that's great
because apparently someone decided racist. Butthere's no word on just how deep the
sinkhole is. We couldn't even beginto venture a guess. It might be

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never ending. It might go rightdown to the center of the earth where
everything is upside down and King Kongis down there or something. We looked
down and thought we saw Brendan Fraserrunning around. Who is in the journey
of the center of the Earth?Move? I think, I don't know.
I didn't see that one. There'sno word on just how deep the

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sinkhole is, but it has forcedpolice to completely close thirty third Street in
that area near cass for the nextcouple of weeks. It's a big enough
sinkhole in terms of how wide itis to potentially swallow an entire car,
maybe two smaller cars, maybe halfof one of those big, weird looking

(40:42):
Tesla SUVs. Have you seen those? By the way, It's like an
Aztec that was a Pontiac Astec Didthey do that one? And a DeLorean
gave birth to this monstrosity. Andmy wife says it's ugly, and as
a guy, I think it's cool. Okay, my son and I are

(41:02):
driving next to it and he's like, I heard it's bulletproof. I'm like,
I want to see. So Istart firing shots at this thing in
a rolling gun battle down Maple Street. And You're right, it was bulletproof.
What's the point of having a bulletproofcar if you don't want people to
shoot at you? Right, it'scalled determined. I don't think it is.

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So they have a Bill's sinkhole midtownOmaha, but then over in Council
Bluffs this one is a little morenefarious. This is a hidden sinkhole.
It just has lucy. You everbeen caving, you, ever been spielunking?

(41:50):
You? Ever had two people talkto you at the same time as
someone talking to you in the newsroom? And I'm trying to talk to you
on the radio. Yes, yes, I have been not like splunking in
caves that haven't been only at thetourist ones. Yes. Yes. You
ever come upon a hole and youlook down and you realize, I'm I'm
gonna go digging around in that hole, and then you come down and then

(42:12):
you it like opens up. Itlike it was just a little bitty hole
you could barely squeeze your head into. Then it opens up into this giant
cavern. You know, that's what'sgoing on here in Council Bluffs. Well,
surely they've got some way of beingable to measure that, even if
they just tied a magnet on theend of a string with a depth finder
on it, and you know wherefish are I know, well, yeah,

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you're right. You could do oneof those things like, well it
looks like it's thirty feet deep andthere's some crappy in there. You know.
Yeah, you've got sonar radar capabilitiesto be able to determine these things.
By the way, I would liketo call attention to I think just
two different movies. One of them'sNational Treasure, and the other one I

(42:59):
want to say is Indiana Jones andthe Kingdom of the Crystal Skull. Though
I think there are other movies whereyou could say this about And here's what
you ever see one of those movieswhere like Nicholas Cage and his rogue band
of treasure hunters, they have togo in through a crypt that's in the

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basement of a fortified library and theydig down there and they have like a
secret passageway, and they have tonavigate some dangerous stairway and there's booby traps
and like some sort of ladder systemthey have to jump back and forth from.
And you have to weigh out thisbig slab of concrete that's sitting in

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a precipice of some pendulum, andif you don't stand out of the right
way, it's all gonna collapse.And then you get through that the skin
of your teeth and you come downand there's the treasure. Oh my gosh,
look at all this treasure. Andyou have to, like, but
before that, you have to emptya room of water by having some thing
that fits into some other thing andyou turn this other thing, and then

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then there's then there's the treasure,and it's this amazing thing, right,
say thing again thing and it takesa long time to get down there.
It's incredible hidden, it's amazingly fortified. And then for the way out,
there's like, oh, there's somestairs and they just walk up some stairs
and then they're out. They likethey come out in a rock quarry or

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a forest or something like that,Like, well, wait, you're trying
to tell me that in hundreds ofyears of this being here, no one
just happened to be along in thesewoods going oh there's a hole here,
and they stick their head in thereand going, hey, look at this
treasure. You know. The wayout always seems to be like right there,
Oh, it's super easy, justmove these rocks and you're out.

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But the way in is impossible.There's always skeletons and people dead. The
they're like, well we got thetreasure. Is that a door? And
then they just walk out a door. Dumbest thing ever, though, I
do love those movies. So thishidden sinkhole in Council Bluffs is like that

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there might be a treasure underneath.I don't know. Go talk to the
knights Templar or something like that.They can probably, but it's right kind
of underneath an apartment complex that's nearNorth Avenue L and North eighth Street the

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Park Wild apartment complex, and there'sa note on the door that says you
need to evacuate. All the utilitiesin the building have been shut down,
and the residents are like, wedon't know where we're supposed to go.
But then they were told, like, you got to get your stuff out
of here, and you got toget out because there's a possibility your entire

(46:01):
apartment building could be swallowed by asinkhole. There's a whole sinkhole. He
just opened up and just like whatwe saw in Florida here recently, down
goes the entire building. Horrifying,right, So they now, like this
person who lives there is talking tok e TV News Watch seven saying,

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Yeah, my neighbor came home andhe didn't want to go in and out
of the front door because it wasnear the hole. So like he's trying
to move all of his stuff andhe's just passing it out through the window.
Like he opened his window and he'sthrowing clothes and this is the quote
she says, quote, he movedall of his stuff out that window.

(46:43):
My husband came home and in thewindow he's just passing out his couch and
his clothes and just randomly just throwingstuff out the window unquote. So they
don't want to go over where.They're like, they're like, if we
move this futan out of here,that might be enough to cause the building
to say, into the earth.So we're just gonna throw clothes out the
window. And the funny thing ishe's on the ground level, so he's

(47:08):
just like here you catch You're like, I'm right here, You're I'm taller
than your window. I'm right here. This guy's just chucking couches and food
and clothes and everything out of hiswindow, like just run, just get
out. And she says, wehave no idea when we'll be allowed to

(47:30):
return. We've been told it mightbe two or three weeks, it might
be three to four months. Wheream i am I supposed to find some
place to live for three or fourmonths or for ten days. But what
also is funny about this to mein a way that's funny to me and
not funny to a person with sensitivity, is someone noticed the sinkhole and called

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the city of Council Bluffs said,we think that there is a giant sinkhole
under this apartment complex so much sothat the ground could cave in and the
people living in the Park Wild apartmentcomplex could go careening into the center of
the earth. A volcano might blowoff right through Apartment three B. We

(48:17):
don't know. And they called theCity of Council Bluffs to tell him about
it. But they didn't do anythingabout it until yesterday. Why because they
found out late Friday afternoon. Sosomeone got that call in the City of
Council Bluffs like, Ron, thisone's for you, Okay, thanks,
giant sinkhole, A bunch of peoplemight die. And he's looking at the

(48:39):
clock four forty five on Friday afternoon. He just happens to be the last
guy there. He's probably half drunkbecause they've been partying, you know,
taking a half day in advance ofa three day Memorial Day weekend. Yeah,
we'll get right on it next week, not on Monday, Monday's Memorial
Day. We'll see on Tuesday.Try not to die between now and Tuesday.

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Like they didn't send anyone out becauseit was a Memorial Day weekend.
But then they said, oh,yeah, you're right, this is bad.
People need to get out immediately.What happens if someone what happens at
this place collapses on Sunday afternoon.What happens if it does the Miami apartment
complex sinking into the earth on Sundayafternoon, Well we called you on Friday.

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Yeah, but it's a holiday weekend. We were hoping that this wouldn't
happen until Tuesday. So that's whatthey're dealing with the Park Wild apartment complex.
It's pretty wild now, Kevin emailsays, I believe that the other
side of the earth from Nebraska wouldbe somewhere near Croatia. Now that might

(49:47):
be true, but when we werekids, it was all like, we're
gonna dig a hole deep enough thatyou can see China on the other side.
We just figured China was over there. I mean, it's it's a
big place, so you get prettyclose. But thank you for email,
Kevin. You start digging and tellme what you find, or if the
sinkhole or giant pothole ends up openingup even deeper, you tell me who's

(50:14):
on the other side of that thing. Daniel emails Scott at kfab dot com
and the Zonker's Custom Woods inbox withanother one that kind of fits that bill
as well where it's an impossible wayto get in and inside his treasure or
whatever. And then it's like,well, now we're in here. It
was amazing to get in, andall the steps and everything all eroded behind

(50:37):
us and there's nothing but death andbooby traps out there. Oh, I
guess we just go out this doorand then we just walk out and it's
like, well, no one noticedthat, and you miss the big exit
side. Yeah, Daniel says,yeah. Goonies, So yeah, I
know Goonies is in there too,Goonies National Treasure. Probably every single Indiana
Jones movie. Oh and Phantom andPhantom remember at the of the opera?

(51:07):
Remember, yeah, at the veryend of the movie, or I don't
know if it's a very end.Wait, what are we talking about?
Phantom of the Opera. Yeah,when they were down in the the lake
area underneath and they were trapped there, and all of a sudden they weren't
well, but it was all flooded. I guess there's canals under everything in

(51:30):
Europe. Whatever. I didn't thinktoo much about that. I'll I will
ponder that for future consideration. Inone of my inane rants, thank you,
three people shot to death I haveno segue to this story. Three
people shot to death in a smallSouth Dakota town, the town of Centerville,

(51:53):
South Dakota. Now, where doyou think Centerville would be in South
Dakota. A little to the left, right there in the center. No,
it's kind of down in southeast SouthDakota, kind of almost between Sioux
City and Sioux Falls, a littlefurther inland if you will. It's not

(52:13):
near the center of the state likeNebraska. We put Central City right there
in the middle of the state.That's where That's where this goes. But
now do Grand Island maybe that's wherethe Phantom and Christine were Centreville. Now,
the person that police just took intocustody and they're working on charging with

(52:37):
the shooting deaths of three people inthe small town is a person who's well
known to people in the town.Now, it's a small town. Everyone
is well known to everyone in thetown. We get it. But he's
like really well known because he's theformer mayor. His name Jay Ostrom.
He's sixty four years old and hewas the mayor of I run this town

(53:01):
all the way from Eastville to Westville, northfield of Southville. I'm right here.
The mayor of Centerville on the rootand tutinous mayor in town. He
was the mayor there about fifteen yearsago. Well, now he's in custody.
Police say that. Just the otherday, when did this happen?

(53:25):
On Memorial Day? On Monday night, police recalled because a guy had been
shot by a guy across the street. And while that guy's on the phone
with police saying, a guy justshot me, just shot my friend across
the street. And then he saidow ow you shot me, and then

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he died, And then someone elsegot shot and died. Police came out
and arrested him. He had afirearm, had a handgun in his pocket,
and officers then went to the homewhere the call originated and found all
three victims dead. Now they're tryingto determine why did the former mayor of

(54:08):
this town just start unloading at hisneighbors across the street. Well, it
might have something to do with thisguy's wife. His wife told police that
she came home and told her husbandthat that guy across the street, twenty

(54:30):
six year old dude named Paul,had just assaulted her of a devilish nature.
The kids are on summer devilish nature. Oh she didn't say. I'm
putting a euphemistic TERMINI is it summer? Kids are out? Okay, I

(54:52):
don't need kids going mommy? Whatyou know this? So when I say
that she was assaulted, you knowof a of a prurient, disgusting,
horrible nature. All right, youknow what I'm talking. I do know.
So she comes home and tells herhusband, guess what just happened to
me? Well, who did it? Points across the street. He did.

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Well. I don't know if therewas a conversation, because she told
police that her husband then got upand went raging out of the house.
And then three guys twenty age,twenty six, twenty one, and thirty
five are all dead. Now.I don't know if his argument is,

(55:36):
come on, small town South Dakota, this is how we handle things around
here. I don't know if ifthese guys all did it, then I
imagine that he's going to face punishment. You can't do this, even if
you're the mayor, Like, areyou listening, Jean Stothard? You can't
just go out and just start murderingpeople Like but I run this town,

(56:00):
Yes you do, but that doesn'tmean you can kill people. So this
guy former mayor you know that goesfor you, mayor subtle mayor Fahee.
You can't Mayor hal Dobb probably killa few people and police would be like,
how stop that. I know thatwas the last one you've said that

(56:21):
before. I know what I meanat this time? All right, you
little scamp. He could probably getaway with it, but you can't just
as mayor of this town, likeI'm gonna I'm gonna be rooting to toot
and and I'm gonna blow your brainsout. You can't. You can't do
that. So he's going to facepunishment for it. But I imagine that

(56:42):
he probably feels peace. He's notgonna be able to spend his retirement years
with his wife. But you know, this is kind of like this is
like Coward of the County kind ofstuff from the story to me. And
these guys are not guilty of anythingother than being having a supersions cast on

(57:06):
them by a talk radio host inOmaha. So these guys, let's say
that these guys are these evil,horrible people. He's running around attacking people,
attacking the women in this town,and no one does anything about it.
This guy is like, well,I've run this town once and I'm
gonna save this town again. Andhe took care of the problem. I

(57:30):
know you're kind of like, now, obviously you can't do that, but
don't say but you can't do it. But police in Azusa, California,

(57:52):
Los Angeles County finally got the guywho, for the past ten years has
been they thought, shooting out windshieldsand windows of homes and cars. And
it's all right around the same neighborhood. It has been going on for ten
years. And finally they arrested aguy and found in his possession a pretty

(58:13):
awesome slingshot and then ball bearings.He'd get these big ball bearings and just
fire him through people's windows, hittheir cars. No people had ever been
hit. He wouldn't shoot at people. He would just try and break glass
with a slingshot. With a slingshot, yeah, ball bearings are not that
big. Well, depending on howmuch torque you can put into that slingshot.

(58:36):
So police finally arrested him. Whois he He's an eighty one year
old guy who lives right there inthe neighborhood. Yeah, all the people
around this house for the last tenyears have all had windows busted out,
and I wonder if police had talkedto this guy before. He's like,
yeah, but he's in his seventies. I mean, he doesn't fit the

(58:58):
profile. We're looking for some youknow, dirty redhead kid. That's who
I'm picturing, you know, adirty redhead kid. And overall is like,
I'm gonna hit you with my slingshot. You know, he's like something
a little kid. He is outthere just just just causing mischief and mayhem
like, hey, knock that off. This is an eighty one year old

(59:20):
guy. And finally they're like,all right, are you doing this?
No, we see the sling shotback there. Oh, and so he's
been arrested. You imagine being hiscell mate. No, he's in your

(59:40):
elderly neighbor. You're like, oh, he's a nice guy. We make
sure he's okay. After a storm, my kid cuts his lawn. You
know, I've gone over there andshoveled his walk after a snow probably doesn't
happen in Los Angeles very often.And then in return, he just starts
chucking ball bearings from my car window. The matter with this guy, Hey,

(01:00:05):
everyone needs a hobby in retirement.Fox news update. In just a
moment, Scot in the sooncers customwas inbox Scott atkfab dot com regarding the
mayor of Centreville, South Dakota,who allegedly took it upon himself to dispatch
with three ne'er do wells in townwho were bothering women, including his wife.

(01:00:28):
He shot and killed all three ofthem. That's that part of the
story we have here and Dave emailsas well. You've seen how we in
South Dakota deal with dogs and goatsin the state, haven't you. Yeah,
I thank you for that, Dave. Now, we spent some time

(01:00:50):
at the onset of the program,on set the outset at the start of
the show, just after nine,talking about Robert de Niro. Robert de
Niro thought he would take it uponhimself to go hang out outside the Trump
courtroom and trash the former president andto my knowledge, say nothing in defense
of the policies or the actions ofthe current president. It's all about trashing

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Trump, not saying anything good aboutPresident Biden. There were other members of
the Biden campaign there to do thesame thing. Just trash Trump, He's
a danger and all the rest ofthis stuff. So we talked about that.
In the last hour, Trump lithim up on true Social calling him
it has been a very small manand all the rest of this stuff.

(01:01:37):
Well, we're talking about that inthe last hour, Lucy. And then
I got an email, subject lineI've spent a lot of time studying bad
men. And then it says thesender is Robert de Niro. I got
an email thanks for listening, BobbyScott atkfab dot com. And the email

(01:02:00):
starts off Scott, it's Robert deNiro. Yeah, the subject line suggested
as much. Scott, it's Robertde Niro. I still can't believe Donald
Trump got elected president. Do weneed to have I don't know if I

(01:02:21):
should read it in that way.I think it should be read in a
more sorrowful tone. We haven't bustedthis song out in a while. Here's
the email from Robert de Niro.Scott, it's Robert de Niro. I

(01:02:43):
still can't believe Donald Trump got electedpresident. Four years of sucking up to
tyrants, supporting racists, ending RoeV. Wade, lying about the election
when he lost, and calling forINSIR to stop the peaceful transfer of power.

(01:03:05):
Thank god, Joe Biden defeated himand restore decency, compassion, and
honest, intelligent leadership to the presidency. Now Trump is trying to claw his
way back. Frankly, it scaresthe hell out of me. I have
said before that Donald Trump is amonster, and just imagine how dangerous it

(01:03:30):
will be if he becomes president again. It's going to take all of us
to make sure Donald Trump never returnsto the White House. So I'm personally
asking will you please chip in twentyfive bucks of the Biden Harris reelection campaign
to help Donald Trump never make surehe never steps foot in the White House

(01:03:52):
again. Thank you, Signed RobertOh no, no, there's more,
all right. Sorry. Over theyears, I've played my share of vicious,
low life characters. I've spent alot of time studying bad men.

(01:04:13):
I've examined their characteristics, their mannerisms, and the utter banality of their cruelty.
Donald Trump is a wanna be toughguy with no morals or ethics,
who will do whatever he can toobtain power. As an actor, I
could never play him. There's nota shred of humanity to hang on to.

(01:04:35):
I strongly support Joe Biden. He'sa lifelong public servant with great personal
integrity. I trust him completely torun the country. He puts you first.
Trump only cares about himself. Thebottom line, Scott, is that

(01:04:56):
President Biden is our guy. Herepresents what this country is supposed to be
about, and we need to doeverything we can to re elect him in
November. If you agree, pleasechip in twenty five dollars to the Biden
Harris reelection campaign today. Thank you, Robert de Niro. Ah, thank

(01:05:25):
you for the email. I'm gladhe was listening during the early part of
the program. I wasn't listening toyou. Did he refer to you as
my friend? No, he didto the Heckler last night, and I
thought that was very nice. Scott, it's Robert de Niro. I told
you all these campaign emails are allthe same, and it's any politician,

(01:05:46):
Republican, Democrat, Whig Party,that doesn't matter. It's always, well,
they're at it again, you know, unless we band together to stop
them, it's all going to goright down on the twos. And then
there's the the plea and the clickablelink that to me, well, however

(01:06:06):
much money they ask for, itall sounds exactly the same. And this
is a rather obscure reference, butfor fellow fans of south Park the phrase
that the Lockedness Monster uses who younever actually see. The Lockedness Monster is

(01:06:28):
a character that apparently comes over tothe house of Chef's parents, Mister and
Missus. Chef his parents, andthe Lockness Monster is always knocking on the
door asking for about three fitty.I need about three fitty. I just
gave him a dollar last week.What you gave a dollar? He twicked

(01:06:49):
me. Maybe the greatest episode insouth Park history, right up there with
PC Principle yelling at that girl inthe crowd constantly at the in the gymnasium,
but the Lockedest Monster just knocking onthe door. And in one tale,

(01:07:10):
Chef's dad says, so I answeredthe door, and there's this girl
trying to sell me girl scout cookies. And I said, all right,
I'll have some thin mints. I'llhave some forget me not how much is
this gonna cost? And the girlscout says, I need about three fitty.
It was then I noticed this girlScout was nothing other than a forty
foot hell beast from the Paleozoic era, and I said, you dumb monster,

(01:07:33):
get off my lawn kind of getme to give them tree fitty.
So every time I see one ofthese emails that says, well, they're
at it again. Their blood lustfor power knows no bounds. If we
let them have control of this governmentalbody, it's all going to be the

(01:07:58):
end of life as we know itin this country we love so much.
How can we stop them? Ineed about three fitty. I just gave
him a Dillard last week. Willyou please give three fitty to the Biden
Harris reelection campaign to help insure DonaldTrump never steps foot in the White House
again. I got it. Youknow what, There are people who get

(01:08:25):
these emails and they're calling their friends. Marge, You'll never believe it.
I got an email from Robert deNiro V Robert de Niro. It says,
Marge, it's Robert de Niro.Can you believe it, Bobby de
Niro. That happens to me onTwitter all the time. I'll get these
likes or follows from these famous people. Yeah, and I realize they're fake.

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No, there's someone right now,because I just got the email a
moment ago, someone's emailing him back. Robert. It's Betsy, thank you.
I am a big fan of allof your movies, especially the ones
where you play a tough guy withkind of a smirk on your face the

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whole movie. And you're kind ofa wise guy, and you're kind of
a bad guy, but you're alsokind of funny, but you're standing up
for the common man. Even ifit's got like some kind of nefarious background,
you're still not that bad a guy. And you got that smirk on
your face, and you got somelinks to organized crime? That one?
Have you? I watched that one, so thank you very much. I'm

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gonna give fifty dollars to the BidenHarris campaign because I got an email from
Robert de Niro. If you're everout in this town of Centerville, South
Dakota, please stop by anytime.I'll make pie sign Betsy. PS.

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I like you a lot better thanal Pacino. He is an over actor.
Sincerely, yours your biggest fan,xoxo, Betsy. There are people
honestly think Robert De Niro woke upthis morning and talked to the Biden Harris

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campaign and said, I don't feellike I've done enough. I want to
compose an email. Give me yourlist of potential donors. To the campaign.
I'm gonna email each one of thempersonally. Miranda. It's Robert de
Niro. Now you might think thisis a copy and paste from the other

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emails I've sent out today, butI assure you it's not. This is
an email personally to you, Miranda. We gotta stop Donald Trump. I
need about three fitties. Scott Voices, News Radio eleven ten be